Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep198 - Chrissie Mayr Podcast

Episode Date: March 22, 2020

This week, Chrissie Mayr has her best performance on WATP to date. We listen to her brand new podcast where she asks mundane questions to people you've never heard of in order to accomplish nothing whatsoever. I know some people are quarantined and depressed, I urge you to not seek out the source material. It will put you over the edge. Cros is back to break down the big news with Stuttering John - the mentally challenged hasbeen finally realized he was getting trolled by Vince. Bummer.  Support us: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm a fucking moron W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P Hello back slappers and cussle ruse welcome to another episode of who are these podcasts the only show Check that the only people who have listened to Vic Henley stand up. Um, I'm your host Kara Hello back slappers and cussle ruse. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show, check that. The only people who have listened to Vic Henley stand up on, I'm your host, Kara, with me this week. The man who insults you and our subreddit and you don't even know it, it's Kroos!

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link to our merchandise, and of course, that link to our Patreon where we do a bonus episode every single month. Crosion, I will be recording a bonus episode later today that will come out at some point in the future, breaking down Vic Henley's new standup album. Hell is real. I spent $9.99. I gave Vic Henley $8. That's amazing. Maybe seven.

What's the percentage that Apple takes? Maybe 30%. Something. Yeah, around. Either way, I gave him way too much money for his stand-up album. I'm gonna write, I gotta talk to my accountant. I think I can write that off. Yeah.

I got a couple extra days to figure that out, which is nice. We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review and iTunes and then shit all over us in the comments section. If Vic doesn't pass out, she'll be on later to read some new reviews. But before we do any of that, we'll be reviewing a podcast called The Chrissy Mayor Podcast.

This was a suggestion from Jackie Marlow in the discord. Crozen, I have both listed the show separately. We have not discussed it. We need to be forehand. Let's get into it. This is a podcast that's about eight episodes deep at this point. Yeah. It's hosted by our friend, Chrissy Mayer, who has been on this show.

Vini and I got a chance to speak with her while she was watching Little League Baseball, which is a lot of fun What a delight and now she's doing a show that's like an interview style show she has a she has a single guest on and They do a show where they just have a conversation There's no production at all. Yeah, there's no Attempted jokes. There's no preparation. There's zero prop involved. Yeah We listen to one where they talked to Jackie Martling. Yeah. One of the famed writers from the Howard Stern show back in the 80s and 90s.

Mm-hmm. And I just want to point out I have a clip on here from the Jackie interview because I listen to a couple other episodes too. Yes. I see. Did you as well? Yes. All right, so we got a few things to talk about. But let's start off with Jackie. Let's get it out of the way. Yeah. Jackie Martling somehow has turned into Stuttering John. He starts talking about this bit he came up with called Sternack. And he loses his mind and his memory.

It was the question, man. Like Steve Allen did it, but Johnny Carson did it as Karnack, where he wore the thing and he'd say he'd have the, he'd say the answer and then read the question. And we called it Sternack. Now I'm gonna forget completely what I was talking about. Oh, Sternack. All right, so Jackie loses his train of thought when he's talking about how he wrote this bit

on the Howard Stern show. But fortunately, remembered, and then seven minutes later, we finally get to the punchline of this. And that is that he wrote a joke that made Johnny Carson laugh. Yeah, and so was Eyes Wide Shut. That's another clue.

That was the movie that was out of the time eyes wide shut And the question was How would a black man tell you his name was wide shut He said he said Carson dropped the phone. He'll have so fucking on him what nuts I know that just making making car slowly have this fun, you know, that's amazing. That's like I'm gonna say the century John's podcast. That's amazing, that's like a fun. I'm gonna say the St. John's podcast, he's talking about how he knew Johnny Carson left.

Well, in 1984, he heard that he did that. Yeah, he was, he did it. That's the collaboration of a long story that will my friend knew this guy, who then called this guy, who then talked to Johnny on the phone, and he said that Jackie Martin is the fun, he's the guy Aver, who wrote this thing, and then he said this, and then they said that,

and then the moral of the story is that I'm fucking hilarious. Yes. Yeah. Well, I got a little bit of that and here's the thing and I cannot explain this. I cannot explain this. I have like a warm spot in my heart for Jackie the joke man. As do you know why? As do you. You couldn't spend two seconds with a guy. Like if you were having a beer, this guy you'd strangle him. He's like the most of Knox's person on earth But here and I'm tell these long rambling stories and shit. I don't know why

So they it opens up like all of her podcast just start Just she just hits record and some random part correct and so this one Jackie just starts off on this long story. Here's my number seven So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost to nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. No, he continues, nobody. That was a lot more go-herid than what Jackie was saying. he continues. That was a lot more coherent than what Jackie was saying. He continues.

On the Aby and I tell you my story about the Aby now. No. Ah, I told you that I had a song that wanted to be nominated. No. Okay. I wrote this crazy song about, I'm smoking pot, I got my dick out, I'm sure you've heard that song. Sure you've heard this.

And everybody loves it. It's just so stupid. Everybody loves it. Why don't this song about Smoking Pot was my dick out? Oh, you've heard it. Obviously. Everyone knows it. It's like Sergeant Pepper's. Everybody, and people talked about it. I wrote that song in like 75, dude. Everyone has heard it since then. Everyone.

Everyone. It's, and it's like this, you know, this long story. So here's number nine, here's the actual grandpa Simpson. And there was a woman who was married to the guy that picked all the cartoons for Hussler. Wow. And all the photos for Hussler for 25 years. Wow. And he died. And her lifelong dream, uh, uh, uh,rika McLean is her name. Her lifelong dream was to direct the porn movie. Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was a style at the

time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. Every story is like that. Every story goes down this long path of, and then she was married to his cousin who knew this other guy who was Johnny Carson's pool boy. And can I point out that that's just Jackie being Jackie. Of course. He heard this with Arty Lang and with all these different shows that he's been on. But Chrissy Mayer is not picking up what he's putting down at any point. I don't know if she has any familiarity with the Stern show.

If she does, she doesn't let on. Yeah, yeah. And here's an example where Jackie is talking about the fact that he knows every single joke. Every joke from the 50s, he just has them memorized. I've been doing this for so long and I've always just told jokes. I've never had any attention being a comic. I did a little bit of comedy comedy in the beginning, but I was like, fuck this.

And, but I've known all the jokes since the 50s. I mean, it's crazy. It's crazy. How do you remember them all? They did, just in there. I mean, I got them all on the computer now and everything like that, but I really do know them. So this is the thing about Jackie Martin

that I always talk about. He even said right there, I'm not a comic. I just know every single joke. And you can recite, they used to do this thing called Stump the Jokeman. And Howard Stern, you'd tell him the setup, and he would know the punch line. He knows every single joke. Yeah. Chrissy thinks that he writes jokes.

Yeah, he does not. So Chrissy says less. It always drives me crazy when somebody says, that's a street joke, or that's an old joke. It's probably actually one of your jokes. No, because the point is there's no such thing as an old joke. So first off, two things on that clip. First off, Chrissy doesn't understand what Jackie does.

People think that there's old jokes. You probably wrote that joke. No, he's never written a joke. He just recites jokes he's heard wrote that joke. No, she's, he's never written a joke. He just recites jokes. He's heard from other people. Well, yeah, I mean, he, Jackie isn't an acronym even of his time. You know what I mean? Right. He came out the 70s and eighties, but he's like a 40s and 50s guy. You know what I mean? Like a, a, a one line or comic that's just 10,000 jokes that are all from joke books. It's not, yeah, it's not a

ritual material. They're, they're literally jokes that nobody knows who wrote them, so no one's pissed that he's telling them. Yeah, yeah. It's just the oldest jokes. And then he's got this whole thing he goes off on where there's no such thing as old jokes. There's just jokes that either you've heard them before or you haven't, it's like no Jackie.

There are definitely things called old jokes. There definitely are. But Jackie wants to live in a world where, if a 12 year old has never heard my wife sits around the house, then he can tell the 12 year old that joke and it's gonna be hilarious. Like no, that's an old fucking joke. Alright, what else you got on Jackie, anything? Yeah, well, I mean, let's talk about living in the past.

Here's a number. Let's do it. 15. Okay. If you want to get jokes in the mail, land at a well dot com people still y'all I'm not a to well. No I'm not my list you don't get them. No I get my fan. You're a good you're a good example I'll send it to you when I get home. Oh boy. All right no bro. I wasn't it's cool that you had the same email address since 1995. But like this dude, this is part of a long conversation

about he sends out his own personal email with jokes on it, which was great when there were 12 people on the internet. That's not how people interact with shit anymore. You know what I mean? Correct. He's going on about, oh my shit ends up in this fan folder. Yes, that's how email works. That's not where people go for humor.

It's, and it, it has it been for 20 years. You know what I'm saying? Like, I do know what you're saying because you used to get those emails that have been forwarded a thousand times. And you saw everyone's email address and every forward. Oh, of course.

People are gonna remember these days. Yeah, of course. But that's where you got memes from. There was not a Facebook, there was not a Twitter. The only way that you saw the memes, everyone else saw it. Tell everyone was first introduced to Maddox and your kid's art sucks, is because you got some email forward.

Jackie's still living in that world. And he has Facebook and Twitter and he talks about it, but he's still- He's not understanding it at all. And then it turns into story time. Like here's number 10. You ever heard a eight-track tapes, Carl? And they bought like 38-track cartridges.

I don't know if you've been off these, but I've heard of those. Me and Nancy, my wife, she wasn't my wife yet. Handmade. We had a record on handmade. Wow. Like 38-track cartridges. They will lose all ugly cartridges that predated cassettes.

I mean, you get it. You know, like- What year was this? 1979 or 1980? Maybe 81. My first album came out in 1979. Not many people know I own the first radio and Springfield weren't much on the air then just Addison reciting the alphabet over and over Hey, he'd say then be see what you usually follow Okay, so that was a last part of the promise. Yeah but You see what I'm saying. It's oh my god

So she steers him into a bunch of our stern talk and Well, he seers himself into stern talk. Yeah, okay. That's that's what he wants to talk about Obviously, and that's the other thing. So I got through all these I pulled all these clips and I went that one that I just played Where she says oh what year was that? That was like the most that she appears. Yeah, she doesn't talk much in this episode. No, she's just like, how you doing? And then Jackie goes for 20 minutes

and then she goes, oh, that was that life. Can I play this for you? Jackie has to take over at a certain points in the show because Chrissy's just out of it. Yeah, that's right. She's just not even asking questions. The conversation dies and Jackie decides I guess I'll start asking you questions

and a good interviewer or a good podcast who would recognize that this is not about you and change the subject, not Chris. That was fun. That's really funny. So tell him about you, you getting married? No, I mean, no, not that I'm aware of. Not yet. You went on vacation with your boyfriend.

We went on vacation. That's got to be a big war. We already lived together, so. I mean, I think that's already the big thing. Yeah. Well, yeah. Let me just zoom in on the end of that little back and forth. This goes on for a while.

But this is actual conversation unadvied from a show. Chrissy Mayer is putting this out as a show that she does. Yeah, well, yeah, I don't know, maybe. Nice guy. Yeah, very nice guy. Yeah. Wow. Salon and Dorsey, nothing is going on there.

It's the lowest of low energy. Jackie's 82 years old, I get it, why he has low energy, but Chrissy, bring it up. At the end of the show, Chrissy starts that feeling well. And Jackie has to tell her to just add the fucking job. Yeah. I also feel like a little nauseous. I like it got back from Mexico yesterday.

I hope I don't have like coronavirus. It could be that I'm just that boring. No, no, you're great. I just feel like really how all of a sudden Shit, so say goodbye and tell him we'll be back another time. All right. All right Wow, Jackie had to tell you to end your podcast Yeah, and I watched the YouTube video of this. She's literally just fanning herself like this and going oh my god Oh my god, and she's not gonna edit it. Obviously she had no plans of editing. So what is she doing wrap it up?

We talked about Baba booey. Yeah, we talked about when Robin didn't laugh at your joke. Let's wrap it up now. We got it Yeah, what else you got out of this buddy? All right. Yeah, so they get into some stern talk Yeah, and this is stuff that like if you're not into the stern universe, this is going to be very boring to you. And if you're into the stern universe, this is going to be very fucking boring to you. Here's number 12. Just looking at his mouth and his teeth and I turned and Howard had caught me looking at Gary's mouth and I just said that will never cease to entertain me and we proceeded to laugh like just went crazy because it was just a welling of all the millions and millions of times. You know, oh god

all the millions and millions of times, you know how God. The number of podcasts that I've listened to that are people describing how funny it is to look at this one guy's teeth. It's ours, dude, it's ours if I like it, it's right now. And that's, I was a servant 20 years, dude, I listen to that every day and they'd be like, oh look at his teeth and everyone would laugh. And now all these years later, I'm listening to people who record that and put it on the internet. You know why? Because they always got thunderous laughter. Every time they were on the Stern Show

and they made fun of his teeth because that was like the bit. And now they think that that's funny material because like Pavlov's dog, they've been trained that I say Gary's teeth people laugh. It's gotta be, right? And it's not fucking funny. And Chrissy Mayer's reaction

under all of these things, you can tell she has no idea what he's got to be right. And it's not fucking funny. And Chrissy mayors reaction under all of these things. You can tell she has no idea what he's talking about. Wow. And that, wow. Gary's teeth. And that reminds Jackie of another story. Here's number 13. I always broke Gary's balls about being a monkey. See, another movie, Mighty Joe Young. Yes. So, Mighty Joe Young, the girl used to calm him down by playing beautiful dreamer on the piano. And, who's the fuck would Gary so bad at it? Mighty Joe Young is from 1949. I'm not joking.

Then, do a rebate coming though. In late 1980s. Yeah. So, this is like in the 1980s, this was a 30 year old movie. Now that he's telling us he may have heard it. It's a 70 year old movie. He's like, oh yeah, I know that movie. He's like, yeah, with the giant monkey,

and she plays a song in the piano. And that is the full context of that story. It doesn't come up again. He doesn't say that they play that song under him. There's no reason for that It's just it's like when you're talking your grandpa Yeah, and he's like well back in when King Kong was in the theaters and this that the other thing and then like so There's this one brief moment of clarity number 16

Robbins and news girl on our news. I was I always talk like I Sue people have any idea what we're talking. Yes, yeah, they should. They should have an idea. No, that's 35 minutes and they're talking about the search shop. But it's because she was giving him nothing. He was talking about, yeah, then Gary said this and then Robin was doing that. And she never once commented like she knew what the fuck he was talking about. So finally he's like, do you even know I need the people that I'm talking about?

She goes, I think people will know. They listen to Open your Anthony, so they'll know. And so here's the big story about Robin, here's 17. She's sandbagged and didn't laugh at any of them. So it didn't laugh anybody. Wow. And then we went to commercial. And I was really pissed. I went to commercial and you know

I'm but everybody's doing everything in fun and she comes first. She's in her own little room She comes person through the door and goes Get out of here you fucking con Oh boy, Chrissy. I hope you're listening to this right now. This is bad This is a bear say you need to work on your interviewing skills. Wow. Wow. And I know that story sounds like weird in out of context, but that's that was the story. That was the story. That was the meaning of the story. It was this long fucking story. That guy was on the air five days a week for like 18 years or something, right? It was so crazy like that.

And this is a story, like one day she didn't laugh at a thing. And then she came in and she did laugh. So I called her a cut. Oh, yeah, great story. All right. So glad I showed up today. Now, this I find funny and I don't know why. But Jackie has a new girlfriend.

And in number 19, he talks about they take take they took a selfie right away when they met So I took out my camera and took a selfie and then spend the next month trying to talk her and they're going out and it was You know going to lunch, but it was and it just and just it is a whole storybook thing It's pretty nice, but and I still have the picture That I took 30 seconds after when I met her, which is just so fun. You know, and I put her on a mug for you know. He put her on a mug. He put her on a mug. Dude, the fucking King of Chotsky's made a mug.

He got a mug. And you know, he walked around with that. You know, he gave it to her and her family. And you know, they're like, why the fuck did they give me a mug of a selfie taken in a bar. Also when they first met they made small talk. He recorded that put it on an eight-track tape. She can listen to their very first conversation while driving around to the 70-in Camaro and then number 20 is like what is it like to be Jackie the joke man's girlfriend? She Of course was not a fan of dirty jokes and now she knows No, it's a better than me like if one word comes up in the course of the day

That's in one of the jokes, you know She'll save the punchline to the you know So you know those people and we all have work with them. They make a joke and you're like, and then they make that same joke every day for the next 50 years of their life. Yeah, that's just like what that. They got the reaction they wanted.

It's what children do. That's, it's what children do when they say a swear for the first time. Yeah, but that's Jackie, the joke man. Like he's just a pile of these old sayings. Yes. And then now that she's hanging on with him, she just has all these old sayings. I they did say something in that episode that I pulled out because I think they proved it through their conversation. Comics aren't funny people. I noticed that. I fucking noticed that

because I listened to three whole episodes of Chrissy Mayor and learn the comics are not funny people. Yeah, can I actually, can I take you through one of those episodes? Did you happen to listen to Alex Jett? I did and I have a bunch of clips on this too, but I'll let you get it started. Okay, this is the first 30 seconds of the show. Here's number three. It is crazy. Don't adjust yourself. Yeah, I mean for like shooting content with other performers, I don't even use my main camera anymore. I just use my iPhone 11 on a gimbal. Oh, someone's got an iPhone 11. Yeah, I know, right?

Yeah, exactly. Somebody's making bang. It's already paid for itself in the shoots I've done with it because like goddamn, that thing is amazing. That's the first 30 seconds. Correct. And the introduction, the YouTube videos, it's because she's setting up her phone to record these shows. Yeah, yeah. It's nothing out. Yeah, it's a bunch of fucked up audio and you hear the mic bomb and out and everybody's levels are all fucked up and they're talking about what kind of phone they have.

Like, and this is the introduction. I mean, this is the opening track. This is like, you want to come out strong, get people interested. Here's a bunch of noise and bubble blowing. I'll throw this is the opening track. This is like, you wanna come out strong, get people interested. Here's a bunch of noise and bubble. I'll throw this out there. Chrissy, I know you're trying to make it in comedy and I'm rooting for you, but know that most people don't know who the fuck you are.

And if they stumble upon your show, don't assume that they just can't wait to hear your first zinger, 14 minutes in. Go ahead and start off by having entertaining quality show right from the get go. That would help. Just try that. And you know what, you got to close strong too.

I know it's a little different than the podcast, Darrell. I love the way she asks me to show. You do terrible. You do want to have like a, hey thanks for listening to our talk, you're like, whatever, this is, and this is going to sound like I hacked this up, but this is the last five seconds unadded into the show.

Here's number four. Well, still, I love this one. Yeah, oh, it's going to beited of the show. Here's number four. Yeah, it's gonna be long. I have it. We crashed it. Oh, 38 minutes. That's great. Oh, that's all. Yeah, that is literally how it ends.

You did not clip that. Yeah. I believe that Drew Lane would call that a burp. That was not clipped. That's how her show ends. Yes. With her hitting stop mid-word on the thing. And I want to point out that after checking the timer,

welcome, I guess we did enough podcasting and we can go home. She's obsessed with how much time she's done. She checks it out multiple times. This is the very end of the episode with Gina Biscanti, which is her first episode. And here's how this one ends. Thanks, Gina.

This was fun. How much time do we do? I think we did ends. Thanks, Pina. This was fun. How much time do we do? I think we did about, oh, 28 minutes. It's perfect. All right. All right, signing off. First podcast ever in the home. Me.

I don't know. Listen to that. Oh my god. This is an OBSC obsession with doing time. Yeah. I don't know if it's because she's a stand up or what it is, but she keeps looking at it. She's like, all right, how much time we've done? Okay, 24 minutes. Okay, let's do 15 more minutes. Yeah. She's like, waiting for the like to

turn on in the back of the room. Listen, dummy, it's a podcast. It doesn't have to be any length of time. Just make the time that you're doing it, entertaining for the audience. Yes. Have a reason to exist. Right, that would be helpful. You're creating a podcast. You didn't fall into a podcast. You must have an idea of what you're trying to accomplish. I can't figure it out. I don't know what you're trying to accomplish.

It's a fulfilling time. So let's talk about Sardichoparown here. Here's the very beginning. She interviews a comic called Barry Ribs. And here's number one. My darling, baby, this is a very low-key casual pod, it's just me and Barry Ribs. Oh we started? No, I'm just getting the shot right, Marlon's very shiny. Everybody's mouth is full, no one knows it's her recording.

She really tells her guests they haven't started yet. We're just so rude to do. And then leaves it in. Yes. And then number two, they keep going with this. Chrissy, it's not cute. What the fuck are you doing? Did we start yet?

We did start. We did, I'm glad. That can cut, you know, I can cut, you know, a lot of this out. You can? But I like that you're keeping it cut. You're eating your bagel. So Barry came here. He got a free bagel from another department.

I was like, can we have it? It's like three in the afternoon. Yeah, it's been so cool. And that's the opening story. The opening story is well-emiled, well-emiled, and you got a bagel. So can I point something out? And I hate to break your flow like this.

Because it seems like you got something to say. I hadn't heard that before. But you know how she said she got a free bagel from another department. I don't know where Chrissy works, but she records her show wherever she works. Because at one point during the Geno Bisconti interview, they get interrupted, and it couldn't be more awkward and ridiculous. Well, that should be a hate crime at this point. It's like you're telling people.

It's like you're telling people, yeah, yeah, she's my co-worker. I should have given her the heads up, but I'm telling you. I'm sorry. But to stop someone from laughing in this thing. So they're in some back room somewhere. Does she work in a department store? Does she work in a bakery? I don't know where she works.

But she's just at work doing your podcast. And someone comes to the break room and they're like oh you're doing something in here Okay, sorry, I guess I'll leave Now I was talking about you should have a reason to exist. Yeah, not everyone has the crystal clear mission of laughing at jerks The WATB raised on the table. We fucking nailed it with our mission. So number five, she sets up her reason for being. So my thing is I'm trying not to ask everybody the questions like the their sake of answering. Oh, I picked up on this too. Let me just introduce who she's talking to because we haven't said that yet.

This Alex Jetguy is a porn actor. Chrissy went out to Vegas a month or two ago. I believe she was part of the AVNs. I don't know if she's hosting them or if she's just presenting an award. I don't know what she's doing, but she's part of the AVNs, so she got a chance because you pointed out to me, Kroge,

that you've never heard of any of the people that she's interviewed. Except for Jackie, Martin, you never heard of any of these people that she's interviewed at the show. So I think a bunch of them are probably porn actors and porn actresses, and that's who this guy is. So she says, I'm gonna ask you the questions

that you don't often get asked. Yeah. Because you get interviewed so often being a porn star. So, 45 seconds, that's all I'm asking you for a caro. Let's do it. What are the questions that you've never been asked? Here's number six. No, if you have that earring for?

How long are you doing for and for? How did you get into it? What's it like when you have to do a scene with somebody who is like, or you know, I'm gonna treat that person better? What are the things that make your dish soft? What's your biggest fear? Do you have any like porn enemies?

Who's general tastes the best? So like sometimes you put a finger in it and then what if you're like up, it's bad in there? Do I ask you? Have you ever shot a scene while I was drunk or high? Have you ever been drunk? Are you from LA? From San Francisco.

From San Francisco? Big rice and roney fan or vegetable. San Francisco tree. Those are the worst fucking questions. So I have this also because you couldn't help but notice. She sets herself up. Like she's going to be different. She's going to ask the questions. Nobody else would ask.

She's got a list of questions written out on a piece of paper. You hear her shuffling through her papers at one point. And then her second question is, how long have you been doing porn for? Her third question, after the eerie question, which was compelling. And then her third question was, how does you get into porn?

Yeah. Could there be more generic questions to ask a porn actor? What the? Then those two questions. And it would have been fine if she hadn't started off by saying, I asked the questions you'd never been asked before. How did you get into porn? You fucking idiot.

Oh, oh. And I have to play because you kind of stole my thunder a little bit. Sorry. By playing the the rice or Roni fucking joke. I mean, I did this again. I just isolated it. Because Chrissy Mayer is a comedian.

Are you from LA? From San Francisco. From San Francisco. Big rice errone fan or rice errone? It's the San Francisco treat. There's been no laughs! What do you mean, I'm not? Why is she connecting that in her head

and saving that loud? And then she also makes this super hack joke Why is she connecting it in her head and saying it out loud? And then she also makes this super hack joke about putting fingers and assholes. Fingers go in the ass hole. You know what I mean? If you're a fucking dog, a finger's in there, or a thumb's gonna go in there. And so, you know- Just automatically. General, what?

You watch scenes. Guys will just shove it in. Like, they don't preempt it. Really? Yeah, yeah, it's like a thing. If you watch it guys will just shove it in like they don't Preempt really like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a it's like a thing if you watch that watch So many of my hook up. Yeah, right exactly, but like so like me and this guy must be like bowling So a guy shoved a finger at her ass and she thought this guy must really like bowling. Did you get that joke, Grouch? It's exhausting.

Alright, let's talk about the no list. Every porn actor and actress has a no list of people they refuse to perform with and Chrissy takes this information and turns it into liquid comedy gold. I just learned there was a thing called a no list. Yeah, it's super important. Wow. Because, yeah, I mean, yeah, you don't want to have to fuck someone who you really don't want to fuck. Yeah, there's some kind of wacky history or like some sort of altercation or like I don't know absolutely

Burnt your dinner once or yeah, yeah, that's way more than to get someone no list They were supposed to call the cops. They were supposed to come over and water your plants while you're away Right exactly. I didn't let the dog out damn. Yeah, those fuckers That's interesting at least Chrissy's laughing because nobody else's her jokes were so how does someone get out on your No West do they burn your dinner? Did they not water your house plans? Did they let the dog out? I? Mean listen, I understand we're just riffing here Chrissy, but you do have control to take this shit out in post

I have said the dumbest things ever on the show. I take them out and post. I'm one of the Discord dolls. I take them out and post. So I don't like a complete asshole. This is a perfect example of something you might want to clean up because she announces the fact that this conversation is going so well.

She's doing such a great interview and then immediately falls on her face. Ah! This might be the best interview so far. Oh wow, that's awesome. The funniest? So, that's fine. Ah!

I ask you. Epic fail. Yeah, Jesus Christ. And then she's got questions like what's your biggest fear? What's your favorite color? Who's your favorite smurf? Yeah, it gives a fly. It's like what the fuck? So at the very end of the show, she's so proud of herself.

We're doing such a great interview with this porn star. And then she pulls out her piece of paper and explains that she did have a list of questions. Yeah, this is good. I mean, this is my list of random questions. Oh, okay. There was a law, but we haven't had any laws. Yeah.

So that's the one thing that I want to agree with her on this. we haven't had any laws. Oh, yeah. So that's the one thing that I want to agree with her on this. We haven't had any laws. There have been no laws in this show. That is 100% accurate. It's ridiculous. You just heard I played an example of her not knowing what to ask him after saying what a great conversation they were having.

And then 20 minutes later, she goes, all right, I mean, I had all these questions here, but I didn't even need them, because I'm so good at interviewing you and such a natural conversation that we just had. Yeah, well, and with brilliant questions like, so how did you get into porn? I mean, yeah, it's just killing time.

It's killing time. There's no reason for this to exist. That's not compelling interviews. She's not a super compelling personality or super great off the cuff-cuff improv title. We point out there have been eight episodes so far. And there's three digits. 001.

I know. 002. That's some high hopes right there. It's like, well, we're at least going to make 900 out of these episodes. So we better get started with 00. Welcome to the start of the first decade I mean, maybe she'll get better You never know, but it's surprising to me that she's decided to put on a show. She works for compound

She has a show on Anthony Cumi's network called what's it called the wet spot because he mayors the wet spot. There you go Oh god, I'm good. I'll confuse now and She does a show with zero production Zero production there is enough single thing done in post. Yeah, there's no pre There's a bounce in a pre there's no Derry. Yeah, there's no production. It's O.B. Style It's someone who are all around with their phone hoping to capture lightning at least O.B At least fucking O.B. Style. It's someone who are going around with their phone hoping to capture lightning. At least O.B. At least fucking O.B. will play this. All right, that's not very good. Don't do that, Chrissy.

Geno Biscanti is the first episode and Geno is a comedian who I enjoy. I'm a fan of his. And it's difficult to do Chrissy's first episode. Yeah. But he hangs in there like a trooper. At one point, he rips on Chrissy. And I don't think she even realized that he was ripping out her. So I thought this was really funny. They're talking about pregnant women working and how late into their term, they're still working. Yeah. Now, like women are so scared to like lose their jobs or like lose out on money.

They will work until literally there's an arm sticking out of them and they'll be like, I have to get them money. Why do you waste this money on me? Where does this go when we put you on stage? Where does it go? I don't know. I don't know.

So they do these shows called comedians from the compound because Gino also hosts a show in Outwater. Okay, on compound media and Anthony's network and they do these shows where all the comedians go and they do a live show and he says hey that was almost a funny fact why don't you do that at stage and we're all doing comedy shows together. I don't know, it's a good idea. I should put that in my act. Oh that's funny. All right the conversation between Chrissy and Geno is super dry and dull and uninteresting, but it's weird that they talk about how they're evolving as artists a lot.

This is Chrissy explaining her evolution. I still... Because I should point this out, the way she got her way into compound in the Heizard Own Show is by showing up on Geno Show, playing characters. Okay. I still have people who will message and tweet at me, like, hey, Chrissy, you should really just keep doing

those characters or maybe just do characters on your new show. And it's like, it's so hard to like, you want to appease the fans and you want to make people happy, but at the same time. You want to keep evolving what you're doing. Yeah, you want to like, you would but at the same time. You want to keep evolving what you're doing. Yeah, you want to, like, You would think you were listening to Kristin Wigg

have a conversation like, I know I'm famous for my characters, I did eight years on us and all, but I'm trying to do my own thing and my own person. She's tormented, like, yeah. She started, but I have her fans who keep telling her what they want her to do. Yeah, I can't beat what you want me to be, man.

I can just be my truth. Not Larry the Cable Woman. All right, so this is them explaining that comedy is art. And this is where I just, it's so blowhardy. And I even say in the act, it's like if people get offended by this, they don't see comedy as art. And comedy is fucking art. It is fucking art.

It says the two comedians. We're artists, right? Of course we're fucking artists, right? Of course we are. So let's talk about this art that they have. Yeah. This is, Gino is making a reference to one of his jokes

that people got offended by. And I am very much on the side of comedians. You should not go to a comedy show and be offended. It's fucking ridiculous. He tells this joke and I don't think Chrissy gets it. I literally don't think she gets it. Maybe I'm wrong and she's just playing along with it, but listen to this. But getting back to it's like, and I say this, you write a book about the Holocaust and it's art and everyone should read it. You should, it's a low-spot human history. You're in an angry diary?

I have a couple of those. Pages are stuck together. You make it stuck together. I'll be from... He says, I have the diary of Ed Frank and the pages are stuck together. And it's like an open response. Chrissy goes, why are they stuck together?

Why are the pages stuck together? Now, Gro's, you might think I'm taking this out of context. I'm making Chrissy look dumb when really she was just setting up her joke. You would be wrong. I'm going to play the rest of that, where you're going to hear her react to learning what really happens here.

First, she's siding with Geno, thinking that he's a hero, and then realize that it's a dumb joke. You make it. Why they stuck together? Because I cry when I'm done jerking off. You have to see the whole thing. All right, so you picked up on that very quickly. It was a lot of happening very short,

about a time there. They're stuck together because I'm crying. She goes, oh, he's such a sweetheart. I always cry after I jerk off. Oh, that's why they're stuck I always cry to my jerk off. Oh, oh, that's why there's something out here, jerking off. Oh boy. So then, Gino goes on to talk about

how he delivers this joke when he's doing his comedy show. It's in that joke and I say where it's, I'm like, why is it you can write a book about the Holocaust, which everyone should read some. I'm like, if you wanna read a book about the Holocaust, they're in the non-fiction section right and then I mean that's everything that exactly and then I'm like but then I say I'm like for those because not a lot of people get it of

course you do your comic and your intelligent but I'm like if you didn't get that some people say the Holocaust never existed and then I dumb it down and say of course the Holocaust existed otherwise what am I jerking off to see that's a good joke to genos funny See that's a good joke. It's a geno's funny guy. That's a good joke. There you go. My only problem is I wouldn't tell that joke

and then explain how a tortured artist's culture. You were gonna dilute yourself, dumb yourself down. And I should set this up a little bit because Geno's talking about how he's not going to change his act just because people are offended. He's been told he should go up with a clean act so he can get on the tonight show. He's just not going to do that culture.

You're going to dilute yourself, dumb yourself down. How good is that going to make you feel number one day in day out? Are you going to just be like, oh, I feel like I'm further away from my purpose and further away from my art and my voice. Exactly. Because if you, okay. So the reason why he has to tell the I Jerk Off to Holocaust books joke is because that's his truth. And he just can't get away from that. Chrissy takes a funny premise and makes it off-putting.

You're like, oh no, you guys think you're changing the world with a Jerk Off joke? Because you're not. I like it. It's a good joke, I laughed. It's you not changing the world with a jerk off joke? Because you're not. I like it. It's a good joke, I laughed. It's you're not changing the world. Lastly, I want to play on this trajectory, and this is talking about the fact that people go in

and see comedy and don't like it and are turned off, but they would never do that with any other type of art. It's like, we don't do that with any other art form. We don't go to Lincoln Center. We don't go as somebody's watching live music. Oh, you guys shouldn't be here. This music sucks. What do you? What do you? Yeah, you're right. We don't go to a museum and like, you know, someone's like drawing an a painting or you know what people do in the go to art museum. Like you don't

slap it out of your back. You shouldn't be enjoying this. Yeah. You shouldn't be enjoying this music. Is she retarded? I do that all the time! I purposely go see bands. I do that all the time. I'm purposely going to see bands I don't like until I'm one of the audience there at any of it. One by one. What are whisperer their ears? What are you doing here?

You fucking moron. But it's funny though, as if she doesn't understand that there are art critics and there's been controversial pieces of art. People are protested against. are you fucking that dumb? That you don't know the piss Christ exists All right, that's all I got on Chrissy mayor. Yeah, likewise. I Have never been so fucking bored by that. I know that's always just nothing and lots of it. She had, she decided that I have a show on compound media, but it's behind a pay-walk.

And most people are not going to know me from that. So I want to do a separate podcast. And I commend her on that. I would do the same thing if I were her. I'm going to do a podcast. It's readily available and free. And so people can discover me and learn about me. And I can grow my audience.

The thing she didn't think of was, what's the format gonna be? How am I gonna make this entertaining? Why do I need to exist as a podcaster? None of those things were considered. Yeah. She just decided to set up her iPhone 10, make sure that everyone's in frame

for a fucking first 48 seconds of the show, and then talk about nothing or worse Pratt a lot about how you're tortured artists and so important. I don't like this thing where it's like We're the truth tellers, man. It's like you just told a dick joke. I just heard you tell a dick joke You can't also be the truth tellers that the world needs now. Yeah, can't be both All right, let's move on Because a lot has happened in this last week? I gotta tell you, do what a weekly show was becoming difficult because there's so much going on

with our good friend, Centering John. I want to start off by talking about our friends at Revenge of the Sess who joined us on the show last week. They were great. They did a fantastic job. I really enjoyed having those guys on. They went on a show recently and talked about the fact that they got an email from YouTube because of a complaint from Settling John

about a copyright infringement. Really? And Croge, you and I have had some experience playing in bands and trying to upload music and things onto YouTube. I've literally put YouTube videos up that only feature music that I both wrote and performed that have been flagged and taken down.

I'm not joking. Flagged and taken out. That's how easy it is to take down anything on YouTube. A single complaint and they go, oh, you can't prove it to you. It's like, well, no, I can't prove it to me. Yeah. But not good, not gonna take it down.

So, Sudaring John has his standup video that these guys are goofing on on the new channel. And he complains to YouTube, YouTube sends the revenge of the cis guys a note saying, we got this complaint, you are not violating any copyright laws. We're not taking any action. No shit.

And they even say like 99.99% of the time they just take it down and figure it out later. No, yeah. Even YouTube was like this doesn't, and they got, and I encourage people to check out this episode, but they got the full thread going back and forth between Centering John on YouTube, John explaining, this is the best part.

Oh, no shit. That's great. They read the whole thing. And John explains the reason why he needs this taking out the internet It's because it's in negotiations with Netflix for us. Oh, Netflix special. Let's fuck up his chance It's so funny It's so funny. So this is just one clip from that show that I wanted to play the revenge of the cis guys After they receive this email

and they talk about it and they're doing their own victory lap and sound braiding and they say this. We're not taking it down. Sorry, John. It's not happening. Not only we're not taking it down, but now we're just going to keep torturing you. Now it's going to never end. Is this what you want? Yeah. Is this what you want? This is it, man. This is the world that we live in. John could not have handled this criticism worse. Yeah.

In every single way. Absolutely right. He's decided he's gonna try to stick his attorneys out people. He doesn't have an attorney. Yeah. His attorney was his co-host. That's not happening anymore. Vince went out of show recently and explained

that he liked what the revenge of the cis guys were doing. Have you heard this yet? No. No. Oh, this is brilliant. Vince comes on and he says, you know what, John, I got to be honest with you. I watched one of their videos. Yeah, John got job. And I do want to make a slight confession. Now, I only want to make this confession if you're going to give me some form of immunity. The end, it's not so bad, but I don't want you to come back and yell at me after the show. Well, how can, how the hell could I promise something like that?

Well, you got to, you got to take some, some risk. All right, go ahead, tell me what it is. I listened to Revenja the nerds, and they did a bit that I couldn't stop listening to it was the British stuttering John. Really funny because you must have mentioned that you go into the pub so then they transformed you going to the pub and you have this English personic set your voice and your accent doesn't change. You still have that strong Long Island accent.

And I do have to admit that it was funny. I know you'd get mad at me if I brought it up. I don't really care. Okay. Anyway, so I don't care. I mean, if you think you're talking, I mean, I mean, you know, at least at least somebody's listening to him. So now let's go to the, well, just gonna get you through me up.

I was talking about, uh, shooly. Of course you're talking about, so Vince is the world's greatest troll. Yeah. I love Vince. He goes on, so John show and says, these guys you are goofing on, you two fucking hilarious. Yeah. Love them. So the next show, maybe a show or two after that,

John's doing a live feed and responding to people in the chat room and gets this question. Then people ask me, you know, what happened to Vince? I have no problem with Vince. He's a damn good attorney, but the truth is, you know, damn good attorney, but the truth is, you know, all right. He kicked Vince off the show. Yeah. And I love the explanation for this because you heard him right there say, the truth is, you know, which means the truth will not be coming any time soon. Right after that, he goes on to say, he'll be quite honest with us.

There has to be some chemistry and that's it. I mean, see, look, I'll be quite honest. It's not Vince's fault. So anytime somebody has to explain that this is the truth that I'm going to be honest, you know they're lying. We know you're lying, John. You finally realize that Vince only started going at your show to troll you in real time to your face.

And you went, fuck, I've been had. I wouldn't be surprised if those videos come down off of you too. Cause Vince makes it look like a fool at his own show. And it's so brilliant. People are talking about the fact that Vince overplayed his hand. He should have milked this for many more months to come.

And I'm thinking, no, this was perfect. Get in and get out. You've got on there. You've told Johnny sucks and everything he's doing that these other guys who are making fun of them are funnier than him. And then you got fired for that. That's perfect.

That's kind of how you want this to go down. In and out. I want to play a few more clips than him. And then you got fired for that. That's perfect. That's kind of how you want this to go down. In and out. I want to play a few more clips of John. And this is all part of the same little bit where he's explaining why Vince is no longer on the show. And he explains that his old co-host Royce, now that guy was a good sidekick. Yeah, you know, and I felt very comfortable with Royce,

just like Anthony in the beginning felt very comfortable with Royce, just like Anthony in the beginning felt very comfortable with Opie and, you know, just like Howard feels very comfortable with Robin. But, okay. So now he's equating him and Royce to Opie and Anthony. Yeah. Howard's certain Robin Quivers.

Yeah, there you go. I think there might be a little bit of a disconnect as to the level that this guy's had compared to other shows. Yeah. Nobody knows who's Stuttering Jen and Royce are except for you and I, a couple people at the Discord. Yeah. I'm sorry if I'm still under your thunder here.

I gotta keep playing the stuff. Of course, yeah. This is so funny. I just see you cross the shit off. I think, uh, Kroge had this. So he goes on to explain that there's nothing to do with Vince disagreeing with John and offers him some other job that he can do. You know, Royce and I would argue, he would argue with me all the time.

Monique argues with me on tons of things. I have no problem with people disagreeing with me. It's just a matter of chemistry. And if the chemistry's not there, I just, I don't know, I can't seem to feel comfortable with the chemistry. So I decided to move on from Vince as far as being on the show. He could always work behind the scenes

and he could always, you know, when he's a damn great attorney. What does that mean? He could work behind the scenes of the Stuttering John show? What kind of behind the scenes work is there to do? Oh, yeah. You're not booking guests. The only person he talks to are other ex-haward stirners who have no one to talk to and can't

wait to tell their stories from 25 years ago. Yeah. It's, well, and that's the thing. So he starts off the show and there's no Vince there. Right. And he doesn't address it for an hour. Yeah. And then an hour into it, he gets a fan question.

And he gives a two minute answer where he says nothing at all. Oh, well, let me play you another part of that where once again, he talks about that he's explaining the truth That's it. That's the truth you guys could spin it. I see people trying to spin it anyway. They want But that's it, you know like you know So he's already realized that no one's buying this shit. I mean, this is happening in real time I see people already trying to spin this. Yeah, you just announced it. Yeah. You think people are spitting it. You're projecting. You know that you're lying and no one's buying it. You've said I'm gonna be honest. This is the truth. The truth is like we know you're lying. But he always has to do that one thing at the end. I

don't know if you picked up on this or not. But he always likes to throw in that threat to us specifically. And I'm, listen, I'm not being egotistical here. This is referring to us when he says that he's still engaged with Vince on this thing they're working on. You know, and he's, like I said, he's a great attorney and I would always do business with him. And there's something that we're working on that I hope he continues to do, and that's it. There's something that we're working on

that he hopes he continues to do. You know that real strong case that John has against me. Yeah. Was he gonna take all my Patreon money? So he could pay his gas bill. Yeah. The fuck with this guy. Oh.

You know, John, I wouldn't have goofed on your wedding video if you hadn't of put it on the internet You see all this works. I didn't go into your house and look for a VHS tape of your pathetic wedding Yeah, you put it on the internet. Yeah Crows you have clips from that specific episode you want to talk about I do awesome Let's go man. I said this is not supposed to be the biggest segment do! Awesome! Let's go, man! This is not supposed to be the biggest segment of our show! And Jad is forcing us to do this! Yeah!

Yeah! But let's start right at the top, man! Alright, let's do it! He starts talking to Grillo, who you and I have, uh, we discussed his... Fucking shitty ass podcast. After Shock XL! So these guys are talking about some 30 year old bullshed. Yeah. This is in the first two minutes of the show and all it's already John's distracted. There's

number one. I have a group of friends in all of them in the neighborhood. We have a chat, you know, a group thread going on. Sounds great by the way. Yeah. Oh, my God. Technically, so what are you laughing at, motherfucker? I'm laughing at like this one guy said, that motherfucker. I'm laughing at like this one guy said, oh, you went to the soup market to get alcohol you liar. You know, like people like it doesn't matter what the fuck I say, you know, they fucking like they'll always manage to twist something around. You know what I mean? Yeah, well, yeah, all right. So distracted by the trolls. Yeah, he doesn't care though. He doesn't care. He doesn't care. He doesn't care. That's all he's just staring at it. He's just staring at the fucking chat room.

As his guest is trying to tell his stories laughing about something totally different. So then he talks about and I don't know why he talks about it. But then he talks about his dating life. Here's number two. Because it's all like dating now, I met on hinge. So not yet. Not yet. So he's still not getting late.

He's, this guy talks about dating more than any other podcast we've listened to, and he does not consummate any of these relationships. He came close. This is, this is just in order chronologically that it happened, but it's all out of order because it's the show such a mess. But number three, now he's talking about a previous dating experience he had, where he almost got laid.

This has happened to me before. At the end of the day, I'm like, so we're hanging out. I go, so what do you want to do? You know, she goes, well, here's a deal. Do you want to have sex with me? I go, sure, she goes, all right, then you got to pay my rent.

You pay my rent and, you know, each month, and then I have sex with you. I'm like, okay. Yeah. All right, that sounds reasonable. I'll get back to you. I'll get back to you So he does everybody lady multiple times in his life He's met up with people who are apparently high-class prostitutes. Yeah, there's no fucking idea Right, so then he flashes forward to the present again

He starts talking about the new love of his life that he's still not sleeping with. Let's find out what of like a first and second date with Stuttering John is like. Here's number four. But like, you know, when she was hanging out at the speakeasy and I was drinking like nine, 10 beers, I was worried she's going to go, this guy is a fucking alky, which I am. Dude, imagine having 10 beers on your first date. On your first date? That's good behavior. First date is when you're like, you put on your bed shirt, you're like trying to like act attractive and shit. Well, also, he drank 10 beers in front of her.

Yeah, it's, if he wanted to, I can see John being like, I did a couple shots before I left for the pub to meet up with her. No, this guy shows up and Shugs beer in front of her. Unbelievable, and she doesn't drink by the way he matches, which is even funny. Fucking right. Holy shit. That's what some people want to do is, hey, got one, some of these just pounding beers.

Yeah. A lot of fun. So then him and Grillo are talking about some mobile shit again. And then Jon starts talking about podcasts for some reason. I thought maybe you'd find this interesting car. This is number five. You know, be like the internet bullies. Like it's one of these things like it's a phenomenon

because if they were to say the shit that they say on the internet to your face on the streets of Manhattan, you know, they go home with the broken jaw, you know what I mean? But they put the role in an at bullies. Like even like even people who have podcasts and you know They like all tough guys, but but if I saw her in the street, they wouldn't be so tough It's their jokes John. Can I can I tell you exactly what I would say to Settling John if I saw him on the street in Manhattan You're podcast stinks

Your podcast stinks. Your podcast stinks. That's all I would say. But but but Carl someone said something mean about starting John on the Internet. And he heard Johnny's what a few wings. Oh these guys all think that they're tough. You're the one who's literally looking for boxing matches that got sus.

No one is trying to be a tough guy. No one's saying I could kick this guy's ass. We're just saying it on a funny and your show sucks. He was in so the revenge of the cis guys accepted the offer. Now that's all the table. Hold his arm anymore. Now he says shit like this number six. And I would do it to any of these people if they said this shit to me in person or if they fucking, you know, he's fucking, you know, podcast dickheads. If they said it to me in person, like, you know, I'll beat the fuck out of him. I'm, you know,

you know, I like the nose off of your face. I will. I don't do anything to him. And you know, it's so funny. It's a first that you gotta fucking do. Oh yeah, dude, I'll fucking rip, I'll tear that ball sack off. You know, you know, my fucking toenails

Okay, I don't care about these guys. This guy sounds exactly like Shamus. He is so stupid You can't go back and forth between I'm gonna murder these people and bite their noses off to I don't care And I can take a joke. It's one or the It's one or the other, you fucking moron. We're not looking to fight you, John. This is not, I think the revenge of the cis guy said it best. The only way this guy thinks is like 90s shock, shock world. We're like, oh, you said something bad about me. What are we taking to the ring?

Yeah. Well, not a world wrestling superstar. I'm not looking to get into the ring with you. You fucking moron. You do a show, I do a show. Why don't you point out what sucks about our show? Like we point out what sucks about your show. That would be the way to address this.

Yeah. Well, let's get into harder to do, Carl. And Chris, you might if you're still listening, I want you to take some notes. Yeah. You don't need to pronounce your name right. You would use something over the clips, you spelled her name wrong. That. Yeah, M-Y even pronounce your name right? Yeah, when you saw me over the clips, you spelled her name wrong.

That? Yeah, M-Y-E-R. I think you can't even bother to learn what this person did. I thought it was about. It's four letters. You can't even be bothered to do it that way. Chris, you're gonna be big now soon. It's no problem.

Yeah. Anyway, by the way, Chrisci not coming at our show was the best thing that ever happened to her. We would have talked about her this much. If she just come out the show, we did a regular episode of Lucy Gomez's show sucks. All right, moving on. Yeah., we would have talked about her this much. If she just come out the show, we did a regular episode of Lucy Gomez and show sucks. All right, moving on. We never want to talk about her.

Her standing us up has actually got her way more airtime on a show is actually popular. And people listen to, all right, when you were talking about something. All right, crush. Well, I'm saying about professionalism, Carl. Yeah. And professionalism is what the Suttering John show

brings to the table. It my number seven is called 90 seconds of podcast gold. Who cares? But it's just like, you know, this is the kind of shit that people say. And people are asking me like, Monique from, you know, radio gunk. Those are the stuff of that Steve is like, you know, second I lost here. Are you there? Hello. Yeah, I hear you. Hold on. I can still see you. Go ahead and log on again. All right. We just lost. We just lost uh Gangadine. Gangadine.

We just lost Gangadine Gangadine Gangadine Gangadine Gangadine bring water Oh hold on text Steve Gorilla John yeah, I can't hear you all right hold on No, don't I can't hear you hold okay. I never I never said this would be pro Hold on Log out log in again here. Yeah, not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. that was long. No, it's not good. Like, and yet, what they're even what they're talking about. Yeah, I think it's fancy.

The guy was saying, and then, she only said, you know, crazy, Kaby, you're like, these are not people anyone cares about. Crazy, Kaby. People didn't care about him 20 years. I did not. I did not.

John, you can't possibly, I know he's listening to these shows now. You can't possibly listen to that and not realize that your show sucks, right? I mean, how bad is the the Dunning Kruger effect with this guy? Yeah, that he still thinks that he's at the top of his game. Yeah, well, stop it up asshole, but he's I mean you you make fun of him, Carl But he's a he's a brilliant pitchman and number eight he transitions into an ad I'm just gonna deliver an ad here. I know you like to gamble.

Don't you, Steve? No, I'm not a gamble, bro. Okay. I'm just going to pay my money on workers and blow. All right. Well, thanks for helping out with the ad, but it's okay because I love to gamble and what are people gambling on nowadays? Yeah, we're not.

Are they gambling? You can still bet on survivor, big brother, American Idol, Stike, uh, stock prices, and even the weather, Steve, you can bet on the fucking weather. No, you can't! No, you cannot! You bet on stock prices! Come on!

That can't be real! That can't! Holy shit! Is he running his own ant copy now? He's just making shit up! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in promise you know, but learn how to guess in a little kind of, and even right after he says I'm transitioning into an ad. If Kroge had come on here and said, man, Chrissy may or asked a lot of dumb questions. And if I said, no, no, I think she's a really good interviewer. Or like if I had, uh, Jeff from the Jigbel's department on, she goes, I don't think any of this is real.

I think it's all fake. Like that kind of fucking ruins the whole end of her going for her. We're all on the same page, please. I Have an example of an ad read. So I listen to it episode we had to Ralph Sutton on the show Yeah, and John doesn't agree for that same company and then as he gets out of it Needs a compliment for some reason be sure to use promo code CLNS50 to receive you a 50% welcome bonus on your first deposit. Betonline.ag, your full access wagering solution.

How do you like that there Ralph? Is that a pro or what? And he's just in the worst and read ever and he still needs reassurance from his guests that he's good at podcasting. And guess what? Ralph's a really nice guy. He goes, oh, yeah, you're doing your announcer voice, weren't you? He almost thought to like, is a child.

Oh yeah, you were doing your big, big shot radio voice, huh? Yeah. Nice job there, buddy. You're really nailed down that head read. Yeah. Well, I don't know if you knew this car, but he's spent 10 years writing for Jay Leno.

Here's number 10. The other thing that I remember is you came up to my office and I showed you my writing reel. Yeah, I thought I was a question. I didn't shop me with you, I gotta be honest. Yeah, yeah, you know what, but it's so funny, I get all these hate from all these 20, they don't realize, I mean,

to write for Jay, I mean, it's not like, I mean, you gotta know what you're doing, you know what I mean? It's like, I mean, it's not like, I mean, you know, you got to know what you're doing, you know what I mean? Crosh, I have news for you, buddy, because I didn't know that he wrote on the tonight show. No one ever told me that. Yeah, and I bet you didn't know that he wants wrote a song with your wash. Every band you ever wanted to speak to, I got to sit down and talk to you. I don't know if you know, but I wrote a song with your wash. Oh, yeah, I didn't know that. That's really cool. I don't know if you know, but I I wrote a song which no wash. Oh, yeah, I didn't know that that's really cool I didn't know it. It's called I don't like you either. It's on iTunes. Oh, that's great That's really cool. I mean who those memories are the ones you're gonna care about the most now with the fucking idiots in the chat room

This guy's trying to talk I want to lead I know Ralph son I'm gonna get into it in a minute, but Rob's not in as the guest said, the show is hilarious. Yeah. Because John keeps trying to get Rob to be on his side. Like, yeah, people hate you too, right? And Rob like goes into the live chat on YouTube, and he goes, well, there's a lot of racist in your chat room today.

I was just dropping an ad-bots in a spare time, they're all just ROTC fans. Just fucking with his live feed. Lovely. All right, what else you got, buddy? Let's talk about brain damage, men's and booze. Here's number 11. Like even like they did X-rays of my brain.

And, and, and, and, you know, I mean, you can see like all the, all the shit going on in the frontal lobe. Okay. So the one thing I do take, you know, a medication for OCD, but I got to be honest, the four or five beers, it takes the edge off. Yeah, man. It does. I don't. All right. I have to play some examples now because one of the things that John

should not do on his show is explain to all of his drug and alcohol problems. It's not helping his cause in any single way. So this is John talking about how much he loves doing coke, even when it works against him. Oh, yeah, I've had that, but you obviously don't do coke because I don't do any drugs. Oh, okay, because I was doing coke with some chicks. It's really hot blonde. And I was like, I was like, it was, it was like playing pool with a rope, you know what I mean? It was like, there was no way. Ha ha ha.

What a story, Mar. That's not a story you wanna tell in your podcast. I know there's story about him not getting laid. I don't get laid. Even though we supply the chick with Coke, she's like, all right, I'll fuck you and he's like, I can't fuck. Yeah.

But going back to your point about the number of beers he asked to drink, this is how you know somebody has a problem. I mean, I, I, I love it. I mean, I love to have some like four or five beers and then, and then smoke some weed and I'm in heaven, man. I'm just, I'm just chilling. Yeah, that's called a problem. Yeah. And it gets worse. They, he was asked on a podcast recently when was the last time he tried Coke and he said it was two years ago. And the ROTC guys thought that was probably bullshit. I think I agree with them because he does talk about Coke a lot. Well, I, you know, I love cocaine. And when somebody says that on their podcast,

you know I'm going to do something with that, right, crush. Of course. I love cocaine. I love cocaine. I love cocaine. I love cocaine. Marvellous. Since we're into this, Cros, I'm going to take over on a couple of clips here. We'll do. So this guy, Ralph Sutton calls in and Ralph Sutton is the co-host of the SDR show on Gas Digital Network and actually Ralph is one of the owners of Gas Digital along with Lewis J. Gomez. Okay.

And Ralph calls into the show. He explains that he used to have a radio show that was syndicated for many years before he started doing this podcast thing Before that he was a DJ at scores and other strip clubs Yeah, just guys interesting dude. Yeah, and when he was a DJ at strip clubs He heard on Howard Stern they were talking about how to pick up strippers and the woman who was explaining had all the wrong information. So he decided to call into the Stern show and they put them on the air and that's how we got to start in radio. He realized that he could communicate information like this, people were interested in it,

he got a lot of great feedback. So he started the show. I'm going to play the cook of them explaining to Stuttering John, this story, everything I just explained to you. See if you can pick up on what I picked up on. There's them explaining to Stuttering John. The story, everything I just explained to you. See if you can pick up on what I picked up on. There's a little Easter egg in here. At the time, I started at scores, and by the time you guys were going,

I had moved on already. But you guys were working about how to pick up strippers, and you could be the type on how to pick up. I called in and you answered the phone, and I said, I used to work at scores, and you had a girl on that had written about how to start, how to pick up girls, how to strip them, everything you think was wrong.

So I told them, I used to work at scores of DJ, this girl's lying and you guys put me on the air and we talked for about three or four minutes about how to pick up a stripper at the time. Did you notice anything about that conversation that stood out to you? Just that John was answering the phone. Yes!

So he says, you know, you guys on the Stern Show were all talking about picking up strippers. So I called in and you know, you were the call screeter. Still her job was out of the show. Shooted the shit with Howard and Robin and Jackie and friend about picking up strippers. He was the intern in the back room answering the phone. You know, I'll mean you all the job. It is to be a call screener for a radio show. Yeah.

It's literally like, all right, who's gonna make my big potato today? Who's gonna answer the phones? Yeah. Well, I made the big potato yesterday. So I'll answer the phones. That's what Suddory John was on the Howard Search show. ROTC couldn't have said it better when they said this was a revenge fuck when Jay Leno hired him away from Howard Stern There was nothing about his talent level and in fact that was the worst thing that would happen to John because he's still delusional to this day

Oh, yeah, the call screener from Howard Stern can't believe people don't think he's talented They can't believe it. Yeah, and even though he's having compelling conversations with his grillo, where he's getting distracted by his chat room, he can't believe people don't think he's talented. Yeah. What does the world come to? I'm having a lot of fun with us. Did you know that people hate people are hating on Suttering John?

That's true. Yeah, yeah. Do you get all these freaking Twitiits, like, call them all these like? By the way, I made a mistake of clicking over to your live comment section. And my goodness, is there a lot of racial hatred in their Jesus? Yeah, Ralph, I was going to ask you, do you get a lot of these, these people they just love to hate? It's amazing.

It's like you're a higher profile guy than me. So you're probably going to get it more than I am. But so, Ralph is just the sweetest guy. He's trying to explain, oh, I, you know, people don't hate me that much, but you know, you have a name, you know, I'm just the owner of gas station all at episode. Well, you know, whatever. So then, John goes on to explain that these losers are trolling him, which apparently based

on what you've been playing, me, is a topic on everything that happens when he puts out. So he talks like, I don't even, like, I try not to even engage in it. And it's just like with you, I got these losers who troll me and say shit, but nobody knows who the fuck they are. It's just like with you. Now, he's trying to pretend that Ralph has also got losers trolling him. And you know, you're just like with you, you know what I mean? Like these losers, no one even knows who they are.

Even though we have way more listeners than your show will ever have. Even though you got picked up by every newscast, because you talked to President Trump and had a boring conversation with him. So this is him calling me a loser specifically, which is always fun. And it's like, all these fucking haters I get, they haven't done jack shit in their lives, but yet they think that they, you know what I mean? It's just crazy. I guarantee you this, they're here every single time you do this your life.

Oh yeah, I get, I get other, Ralph, I get other podcasts that spend literally hours trashing me. You know, but at the same time, they calling me a loser. So let me ask you, Ralph, if I'm such a loser, why are you, are they spending an hour a day? You can trash in me. Yeah, it really is funny. So I was never the call screener for Howard Stern. So that's true. I haven't done shit with my life.

Yeah. Cause I wasn't a call screener. But John, we don't call you a loser. That's your word. You call us losers. We call you idiot. Moron has been. Dolt.

Dodd. Alcoholic. Train wreck. You idiot, moron, has been, dolt, dud, alcoholic, train wreck, unprofessional, unfunny, unlikable. Yeah, there's a lot of words to it. There's a lot of words we use. Loser is never one of that. It is fitting. So he goes on to say that these fucking losers

are trolling me. Because they don't have anything better to do. And why would they do that? And then he goes, oh yeah, I do the same thing. How sad is their lives? Like, you know, because I don't, look, I'll troll Donald Trump, just because I'm, you know, I'm not a fan,

but, but, you know, in Donald Trump, Jr., but I mean, for the most part, I would never sit there and troll. Ah, you fucking idiot. Contradiction yourself with the same sentence. That's the epitome of a moron. I'm just you know like I'll go on and I'll troll you know Donald Trump his entire family a bunch of other people But what are these assholes doing a troll with me? Yeah, you fucking idiot All right, let's get back to your clips. You got some more fun stuff to talk about yeah

Well, he calls everyone losers, but he lives pretty high in the hog. Here's number 16. Good God. Love from beautiful Kamano Island, Washington. Have a great weekend. Oh yeah, Marvin. Love, how about a fucking super chat?

Come on, I got child support to pay. He's literally begging for people to send digital tips in with their questions in the YouTube chat. He's like an e-thought or an e-girl. Yes, right. Yeah, he's a thought. Yeah. Except they get paid. Right.

They actually have houses and shit that they have. This guy is just fucking begging for money. By the way, John went on Twitter and admitted that he hadn't paid his gas bill for eight months, he tweeted that he hadn't paid his gas bill for eight months. Remember when he was first on with Vance and he goes, oh, I forgot to pay my gas bill. Now you didn't forget, asshole. You couldn't afford it for eight months. Well, he's got big things in the work though, Carl. Okay. Number 14. I've been hearing this. I'm hoping it's coming true. Uh, let's see. Ma'am, Bajara is obviously just another troll, but he's asking me when my Netflix,

we are in negotiations now to do an Netflix special. Either that or Amazon Plus. Um, you know, so you can talk to my manager about this. Oh, I would love to talk to his manager about this. Hey, I would love to talk to his manager. P Amazon Plus? The fuck player you are, you asshole. That's a lot of things. Not what it's called. There's Apple TV Plus, there's Disney Plus,

and then there's Amazon Prime video. You're in the industry, you should know that. He doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. And he says you should talk to my manager, Vinnie Paulino literally talked to the guy who was representing him for booking gigs. And the guy who's a fucking moron. Who's your manager, John?

Please, who is your manager? But he was so close to having Mark Hamill on his show. Here's number 13. I've tried to get him on the podcast. He always says that he doesn't do one, but if he does, I'm at the top of the list. He's a good dude, man. I think I blew you off and you're spouting that like it's a victory.

Could you imagine? He blew you off. Could you imagine? You know Carl, that girl I've been talking about. I asked her out. Now she told me she's busy doing her hair that all weekend But if she wasn't she would totally say yes, isn't that fucking awesome? Amazing I almost got a date with her so great. Yeah, there's the straight girl that I've been talking to is a knockout and I I want to know she wanted to start dating she says she doesn't date guys. Yeah, but if she did what if she ever did

She did I'd be as it she would be me. She said, I'd be on the top of the list. Even said, I'd be on the top of the list. You fucking idiot. Oh, what a fucking moron. And this is back to him fight with people in the chat. He's lived a very charmed life. Here's number 17. I wrote with Jay for 10 years, wrote with Howard for 15. And I've had a freaking charmed life as Dees Knighter one said, and I'm very happy about that. Of course you don't bullshit me.

Dude, bullshit. You're the most miserable fucker of all the fuckers we listen to on the show. He is the most miserable he's angry with life he's drinking his fucking life away he's threatening to fucking cut off people's nuts with his toenails this is not a happy guy this is a angry miserable fuck and then he's like but I had a great life and I'm real happy with myself no no you're not dude you're not even fucking, but I had a great life and I'm real happy with myself. No, no, you're not dude, you're not even fucking close.

Crush, I have a couple more clips, you have a few more clips. What's the same for our bonus episode? You got it. Because I want to talk a little more Settering John. I feel like we're exhausted at this point. Oh, God. It's been a lot. We're going to do a bonus episode later today.

We're going to put it out. It's mainly about Vic Henley, but there's probably going to be a little bit of settering John talk as well. If you're cool with it. Absolutely. Just, you know, we'll just put what's the term I'm looking for. Put a pen in it. Put a pen in it. Put a bookmark in. There you go. We'll come right back to it. I do want to get to this segment. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This week's Gringe of the week was submitted by Yours Truly. This week I've gone back and the Week was submitted by yours truly. This week I've gone back and I started listening to Adam Crowley again. I haven't listened to Adam Crowley in a couple of years, but it's because he's been

having Dr. Drew on and Dr. Drew seems like the only sane person in the world anymore. Yeah. And I need to listen to sane people talk just every now and then. Yeah. Because otherwise I want to fucking blow my brains out right now. Anyway, regardless of all of that, Gina Grad is the news girl on his show. Still.

Yep. And Gina Grad makes a joke and Adam Corolla stops in his tracks to acknowledge how bad it was. And I just made me smile. They're talking about coronavirus. And this is what happens. So I'll catch the next trolley that comes along. The next virus, the next pandemic or whatever, whatever's next. That's right. It's all I've been beer Joe. Okay, buddy, come on. Thank you. Gina Grant says, Modelo virus. No, I just want to say, Cromch, I want to point out this was from March 18, 2020. Does she think she's the first one to come up with this joke? Three months into it. Does she think, says, why would you say that, Cheetah Grad? What were you thinking? You fucking moron. And she's on the radio. She's like a professional broadcaster.

Yeah. Oh, we haven't had any laws. All right. All right. Crush, that brings us to everyone's favorite segment of the show. Vote Team. Vote Team. Vote Team.

Vote Team. Vote Team. Vote Team. Vote Team. Vote Team. Vote Team. That's right. We're going to be back here again next week. God willing. And we'll be recording

another episode of WATP. And this is the part of the show we're really to play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing. And I'm very excited about this because it's not often that the host of a show reaches out and says, will you please review my show? And when they do, I'll take a look. Because I like that. I mean, you have a good sense of humor about yourself. You're ready to enjoy the roast. John does not enjoy the roast.

Yeah, I like people who enjoy the roast aspect of our show. Here's the show that we'll be reviewing next week. Hey! Let's see your show, let's go. Hey, Christine sit over there. Maybe that makes one sense. It is the SCR show. I am Ralph Sutton, a cross for me, Mr. Big J. Ogroson. That's right.

Ralph Sutton, the man that we just heard being interviewed by Suttering John, reached out to me before he was even on the Suttering John show. And said, we would love for you to review our show. I'm on with Big J. Ocarina. We do the SDR show. And I said, you got it, buddy. We love Ralph.

I love Big J. Ocarina. You and I saw him in Buffalo. Yeah, great. Great standup comedian. Fuck, SDR mean. It sex drugs and rock and roll. Oh, okay. Is the topic of the show.

So we'll be back next week to review that. It's just funny how these things happen, right? I messaged Ralph, I said, you did Suttering John show why? And he said, it was a phone or I rarely say no. If my public says, there's an opportunity. I'll just say, yes, I said, fire your publics. You could get a lot of car window and reach more people.

Yeah. Then going on Stuttering John's podcast. Even during the quarantine. Yeah. What a waste of fucking time. Yeah. That is holy shit. So I don't know anything about the show.

I haven't listened to it yet, but I'm excited to check that out. We're going to get Vick up here to read some reviews. We're going to listen to some voicemails. Croch, thank you so much for coming on the show. Oh, thank you for having me. Always appreciate all of the prep that you put into it or anything that you'd like to promote or plug at this time. Yeah, I'll be on the subreddit later,

making fun of everyone in secret and I forgot to write down something funny. You guys. All right, please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once a prop. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the must-vis.

Of Morning Radio. And now to show these clothes right now. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Yeah Fucking Shit That's why today will not be a great joke this dude is fucking corny

You know who are these podcasts? I don't know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Vic, you are... Hello! How are you awake this week? Uh, somehow. Good.

Thanks for joining us. Absolutely. Uh, spend a couple weeks. It has been a couple of weeks. I bet there's some fun new reviews for you to read to us. Yes, I made it in the reviews. Two of them have my name, so I've made a big. Nice. Mummy Gus, you're gonna read those reviews. Absolutely. Alright, let's see. I'm gonna get them first, too. So the first one is five stars. He said, Vic, I sent you my fish. Please respond.

Oh, Vic, are you getting back to people? I'm hearing a lot of complaints that you're not getting back to people. Well, it's 50 50 if they're like fucking being stupid. Like, I'm not going to respond to them half the time. It's like, what do you want from me? Like, uh, of course they're being stupid. What do you want want that I do like try to make a real friend? Not even like the fucking okay the fish guy hilarious like originally You know, he said the the picture of like just the fish packaged and then like after I like told you about it on the show Carl he sent me a picture of a frozen fish. It was like a fucking knife in the neck.

Hilarious. Oh, jeez. There you go. So people actually listen to this segment. That's. I think so. That's more disturbing than anything else. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And then the next review is the best episode was about pedals. That should tell you everything you need to know about this podcast. That said, Carl and Kaira May heroes. Taraji P. Henderson should guest host because I want to hear Carl kiss her BBA. Vic, call me, I need to hear Honeyhole. Five seconds. That's good. Yes.

Honeyhole's never not faulty now. Yeah. Oh God. I'm I'm interested in hearing you kiss our BBA as well. Yep. Okay. Um, I don't know what that means when I'm scared to Google it. You know, I I'm guessing big, but big black asshole. Excuse me. Oh, there you go. That was an evil in my high school. I am so gonna isolate that. Okay, keep talking. Keep talking. W-A-T is a poop on the shoe of humanity. After going through the archives and listening to the Hannah Gatsby podcast, I've concluded that W-A-T-P is a Hannah Gatsby of podcast.

That's a follow. It's an absolute human garbage. And as rotating roster of co-hosts are utter disappointments whose spouses probably boo them in the bedroom. Five times. Five times. Five times.

That's pretty funny. And you're so nice. Good amount of one stars as well. OK. The title is no. Just no. I can't waste time on a complete review. That's how incipited it is. They need to go away. Okay, I mean, at least they put something in there. Some

of them just click the one star and don't even type anything. Yeah. Appreciate that. Yeah. And then the other one star is a mouthful. A case study in how not to run a podcast. How fun is listening to a podcast where self-complain quote-unquote funny guys who completely lack any self-awareness and constantly try to speak in a pompous Bill Mayer S. smarter than out tone. Which that's not even fucking true. You sound like fucking shit Carl Jesus. Perfect episode for this. Yeah it is. I'm not a pro-sense. Perfect episode for this. Yeah, it is.

Rip into other more successful podcasts after listening to those other sources for only a split percentage of their total content. If, even that much at all, it's about as fun as voluntarily kicking a wall with a toothpick on your toenail. Yada yada yada. I'd sooner recommend tuning into the unequivocally

more pleasant listening of a 10-hour long nails on the chalkboard track. One-star. and I recommend tuning into the unequivocally more pleasant listening of a 10 hour long nails on the chalkboard track, one start. So that's someone who obviously we made fun of the podcast they like. And I get it, man. I was listening to my favorite band sucks because I did a massive not up a sound. And I got like 10 minutes in and I'm like, I can't listen to this anymore. Are these fucking idiots? I'm like, I know what's happening right now. It's the thing that I make fun of.

I didn't review their show. I didn't get one star. I just stopped listening. And it's let it be. But mess it up, fucking rules. Those guys are idiots anyway. What else? What else?

Well, it's kind of funny because in that review, they said something about like putting a toothpick under your toenail Yeah, and then like a couple of months ago you got a five-star review that said Carl makes me want to shove a toothpick in my big Tony and kick a wall as hard as I could so maybe he changed his mind and made a new account Yeah, that's interesting Or maybe they're on original in their fucking reviews. You're calling me unoriginal by the fucker! I already heard that review! You're peeing pieces, shit!

Make your nose in a couple of voicemails with us real quick. I want some of this in voice sales. I just wanted to say that, uh, good thing they canceled any show. That way, I want the Buffalo savers or sp them embarrassment of finishing that shitty season. Fucky Carl. I'm just going to say this because I know that the fans want to hear my take on it. Ike would have had a 40 plus goal season this year. It's very disappointing.

He wasn't able to do that. Wow, super interesting. Good morning. King of all, Stuttering John haters. Morning. Great podcast when you double dipped on that labby sweaty, jowl, the fucker Stuttering John and then Dopey yesterday. I got on Dopey's little live sunset tour yesterday late and just threw up the Watt.

Appreciate that. At the very end. Thank you. Thin skin, Daji is immediately picked up on it. You know John typically ignores my messages. Opie right away gets thin skinned and Can you just point out I like this guy. Yeah, This guy's putting a lot of love out into the world. He's helping society keep it up on him. Hey, there's an. I wasn't relevant.

They wouldn't be doing this. You know, typical bullshittopia. He has 300 listeners. That's 300 viewers and stupid ass. Sunset fucking tour. Anyway, I know you're reviewing Chrissy Mayer or Major's new podcast next week. He doesn't have any of that. Probably go back and listen.

I did last night. I should have put some more bullet points down, but Stutter and John had her on his podcast of Major November of 2019. Right, right. I think it's either November 9th or November 4th. Who can forget? And in the next spring, John, with this woman, it is a WATP softball lobbed up that you could smash out of the park because he sucks and she is a fucking terrible guest.

Her stories are awful. And it makes for a vintage-thuttering John disaster. So I didn't know if that would be information. You might like it. I haven't listened to that show, but I'm guessing it goes up in my test. Oh, I never see me on the hard start show. And I don't know what that is. Yeah, it was the hard start show and

The Powered Starring Shire I was doing a comedy show on log I have a Vlog I'm Quag I was I saw Gary Duhlbott there I saw me One of his teeth I think I'm gonna do my own Senator Jen everything is Chrissy better show

So Carl I decided to you know Let by guys big by guns, you know, I'm freaking about the fact that you cut the take off the voice no segment I go You're you're the show you know the creep off. I don't step one. It's pretty good. I enjoyed it. Hey, yeah That's right. We do a show called the creep off of we're recording that tomorrow with Vinnie That's me. Those are whatever Listen to the second episode. What the fuck is going on in the background, dude?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It is funny. I mean, I get it. Your audio's easy to bad. But like episode one of the creep-up world, you guys talking about, oh, we got a studio. We all this shit. Vinnie was fucking hype-begin-up and shit.

So that's fire. I just hear people fucking cheering and fucking speaking on it. So put a fucking convention in the background. It's not going on, dude. Be rooting the fucking quarantine man. Can't fucking face it. Ha ha ha. And it's great because it starts off with like, oh yeah,

it calls the received real microphones. Yeah. Or this is going to it calls the received real microphone. Yeah. This is gonna be real show or real studio. And then at the second episode, you're recording under the bleachers at a Yankees game. Ha ha ha ha. You know what I'm just stretching that one too?

I'm trying to read my notes and all I hear are people laughing at applauding. Yeah. And through a thin wall, it's a comedy club, right next to us. And then Charlie Sheen raped that child. Oh, you hear the background. I wish it weren't that well.

Yeah. Anyway, the creepoff.com, check it out. I think I'm losing this week, so vote for me. Oh, also, the creepoff, zero Vick on that show. That's how it's promoting it. That's our tagline. It's a Vick Free Zone. That's our tagline is a big free zone that's our tagline right now

0% Vic that's pretty depressing how that's your tagline Carl yeah well it's all I got going for me right now yeah Carl did so many of this numbers weird I'm an international caller calling through a hangout with a dialer Google shit

but guys I'm I've got to give you props man uh... your entire podcast is jeez you built it off of making a rotating cast of suckers doing work for you why are you going to decide to say fuck it i'm taking a step back and make these suckers do it for you all right call me back later. Well, yeah, only when there's pedophilia involved. I mean, I could do that, but the show wouldn't be

very good anymore. All right, hey, that's the main reason why I'm not doing that. By the way, I should point out, we are two weeks away from episode number 200. Holy shit. And episode number 200 will be a lot like episode number 100, but funny. Oh, there you go. We're gonna be making fun of W-A-T-P.

It's gonna be a roast on our show. We have a lot of special guests coming on. It all sarcastic. And I'm very excited about that. So Vic, start writing your jokes. Okay, perfect. Okay, last week you had the guys from Avengers of Syson. Or should I say they had you on because it was basically like you were their guest hosts

Fuck yourself I didn't get to a lot of clips it was funny because when Doug from whose right was on we played 300 clips on it was just clip clip clip clip clip these guys I would play one clip and then they would talk for 20 minutes That come back after making a sandwich and go okay, what are we talking about now? All right cool. Oh This is more about the show that's sweeping the nation the creep off Carl, if we're listening to creep off it's pretty fine. I'm not entertained so far The website though the thecreepoff.com. You all keep saying visit thecreepoff.com

and so it sounds like visit vcreepoff.com and that's at the URL is thecreepoff.com. Do you get my confusion? It took me like 30 seconds to figure it out. You know, as you speak more clearly, or something, redirect the URL to telling that doesn't include the word V, maybe, or say buzz.creepoff.com. Maybe?

That's so sad. I got a lot of other ideas on how you can make that use your understand. But none of them are important or necessarily good. So keep it up and go fuck yourself. This guy has definitely typed the YouTube.com and press enter and then we're like, why doesn't it work? Where's the Google? And then his grandkids come over and be like,

no, no, no grandpa, it's just YouTube.com. That happens over and over again to this guy holy shit I didn't think it was that hard, but his solution was we should say the creep off that cop that won't be confusing at all Yeah, right. No, I'll fuck that off. That's rolls right off the tongue I mean I love the listeners of both of those shows I get this roasting mode I forget about my friends in my enemies. Yeah, what are you gonna do? All right. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you've seen it, Vince has already been fired because according to John quote unquote, they don't have a chemistry which is slang or code for Vince was a troll and loves the W-A-T-E-P and R-R-T-C.

Yep. And John is too fucking thin skin to handle that. Number two is take your time. Oh my god. It's only do things. John did a, oh, I don't know if you put in this or not. John did a cameo. It was, I think from shame, Mr. Carl or Carl Sheehm. We planned to talk about Gary and Diana. It's fun. It's pretty recent. Um, if you haven't seen it, check out John's shit bag cameo page. That it keeps a whole freaking video to-

Look, and I get it because no- People aren't listening to every minute of every episode. I get it. It's fine. I don't listen to every minute of episodes except for no agenda. So, why would you have the balls though to call and do a show? Well, we would obviously know that. And they'd say, I don't know if you saw this or not. Whatever. To Shamist or from Shamist talking to Carl about podcasting and Gary Indiana and he will come there and start to come up with a round of advertising.

He keeps going, he looks at the fuck. He keeps going. Blah, blah, just a disaster. John's fucking stupid to understand he's being made fun of constantly with Gary Indiana. That is fucking drip. He's a drip. Keep it up Gary Indiana. That is a fucking drip. He is a drip. Keep it up, boys. Can't wait for Sunday.

All right, buddy. We do have more to talk about when it comes to Vince and Vince's firing from that show. We're going to talk about it on our bonus episode. The Crosion I will be recording in a minute. I think we're just warmed up now. Yeah, we're just getting started here. Oh, I'm like two naps away from just firing off.

Vic, thanks for coming back on the show again. People were very concerned about yours and my love life and whether or not we had broken up. So it's good to have you back. Thanks for joining us. Yeah, no, it was definitely awkward. Like, I wanted to give this space, because you know, you'd ask me to peg you you and I'm just not comfortable with that yet. I like that you said yeah

Chance All right, we're gonna sign off with this yeah, no one likes this part of the show you guys should all just kill yourself I'm smoking pot, I got my dick out, and I'm thinking about you, and I'm smoking pie, I got my dick out and I'm thinking about you, and I'm thinking about you, I'm smoking pie, I got my dick out and I'm thinking about you, just you. I'm smoking pie, I got my dick out and I'm thinking about you, thinking about you, I'm smoking pot I got my dick out And I'm thinking about you I'm thinking about you I'm driving along I'm singing a song I'm singing a song

And I got my dick out And I'm thinking about you I drank a six pack I took my pants off Oh, I love you I love you I love you, I love you, I love you I got my dick out, and I'm thinking about you, thinking about you I guzzle to kill, I beat on a lamppost, I get on a lamppost

I yearn for you, I ate for you, I ate you Oh, I ached for you I ate some lube I kissed my dog Kissed my dog Then I cried for you I wept for you I took some skunk I broke your sister But you're the one

You're the one I ate some hair I lit a fart And then I sketched you Still the ones still the white some hair a little fart And then I sketched you then I sketched you yes, I drew you Well, I tripped on as I picked the scam Well I tripped on acid, I picked a scam, picked a scam, and then I fact you, I said you a fact, I made pot brownies, made pot brownies, a diarrhea, the name came up, the name came up, I swig some ripples, I watched some porn, then I wrote to you, wrote to you, show them what we wrote, Frank.

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