Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep199 - The SDR Show

Episode Date: March 29, 2020

Ralph Sutton and Big Jay Oakerson host a podcast about sex, drugs, and rock & roll. And real estate prices in LA, renting cars, are you smarter than a fifth grader, Chrissie Mayr... it's not quite as advertised.  Andy joins us as we break down this mediocre show, Todd's embarrassing new stand up video, PJ's new song, Opie's parenting skills, and NPR shows without an audience.  Support us please: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I guess my point is most jokes are topical jokes, depending on when you're born. It's show time. W-A-T-P! W-E-T-P! Hello, backslapers and cussers! Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that isn't talking about the only thing anyone's talking about these days, Tiger King. I'm your host, Carl with me this week! Nick Mullins' favorite co-host, it's Andy!

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Yeah. Croci and I, that's out now. That's out now, yeah. Okay, I haven't heard it yet. Croci and I did double duty last week and after doing two hours of podcast, I would have said, I'd do another hour and a half. I'm Vic Henley, and I did see a picture of Vic Henley

in the subreddit. Oh, shucks. Oh, his gum to two-throwing shows all fucked up. He looks like a lot of lesbian. We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review and iTunes and shit all over us in the comment section. Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called The SDR Show. This is a suggestion from Ralph Sutton, Andy and I both listen to the show separately.

We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a podcast on gas digital with hosts, Ralph Sutton and Big J. Oakerson. And we check this out because Ralph asked us to. So I was not familiar with the show. Apparently it was a radio show before it became a podcast. Ok. Ralph had a syndicated show.

SDR stands for Sex Drugs in Rock and Roll. It's a sex drugs in Rock and Roll type of show. I was in a few different episodes. One of the ones I listened to was a reason one with this guy Adam Ferrara. Okay, familiar with Adam Ferrara. Uh, no. So Adam Ferrara is a comedian. He's also an actor. He's been in tons of TV shows and movies and you wouldn't know if you saw him. Top of gear, he's on.

Oh, okay. They decided to have him on the show. He had been on the show about a year previously. And it was like their first show in their new studio. And Ralph sets up the show by talking about how the last time he was on the show was a debacle, because Ralph was freaking out with the equipment malfunctioning. Now back for a second time, Adam Farahra, and I do not have a freak out this time. Yeah. Finally this time you'll act like a goddamn adult instead of a lunatic. First time for everything. Yeah, finally.

So before the show, they talk about the show that you're about to hear. That's one of those types of shows. Yeah. Hey, today on the show, we're going to talk to him. Just talk to him that one. What are you waiting for? This is an radio tease. It's a podcast.

I chose to listen to it. Just get to it. So he gets Adamna for our on and Reminds Edna again about the last time he was on the show about how we had a breakdown So the last time he was here, which I want to get into a little bit later I had somewhat of a psychopathic breakdown. I don't know if you remember that as well But it was our first time here in the studio and it wasn't working well Again before even introduces his guest. he talks about how he had a breakdown

and a meltdown on his own show. Retreading. And then he asked Adam remembers when he had a meltdown the last time. Remember, he said, I want to get to this later and he goes, but do you remember? I have some things I want to talk to on top of the show, but before even do, right? Do you remember me losing my shit about a year ago? I remember you having a tough day at work.

I don't even lose you shit. Everyone has a tough day at work. It's funny. I don't remember you losing. I felt like I lost it. Okay. Remember that thing that's better left forgotten? Yeah. Let's rehash it all over again.

Right. Why would you do that? And over and over again. Like he's forcing the issue on this. Like guys, remember I had that really terrible day? You know, everything went wrong. Like me, well, in Ferrara has been on, I don't know, 300 shows since then.

He's doing podcasts, he's doing TV. He doesn't remember when he was at SDR. He doesn't care to remember. He doesn't even know if he's at Legion Ascanks or SDR at this point. It's the same studio. He's just like, oh, I don't know, what happened last time? How old go was that?

14 months ago, I'm no fucking clue. And he's like, it's all I ever think about. Yeah, so Ralph, this is the only thing What happened last time? How old go is that? 14 months ago, I'm no fucking clue. He's like, it's all I ever think about. Yeah, so Ralph, this is the only thing that's concerning to him is how he behaved 14 months ago. He made, there's this woman Shannon on the show. Barely, yeah. Barely.

So he makes Shannon go back and watch that episode again and ask Shannon. With Adam in the studio. Right. So he asked Shannon, didn't I fucking have a meltdown last show? Am I crazy? Didn't I? Shannon, well, Shannon,

you listen back to that episode today. Yeah. Do you feel? I think that you're losing it happened off camera because we recorded some of the show and the audio have been happening. Right, nothing was recording, right? I remember that.

And there was a lot of passive aggressiveness, yeah. So this meltdown that he's all concerned about didn't happen out the show. I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. Yeah. So this meltdown that he's all concerned about didn't happen out the show. And he was just being passive aggressive. Telling his head. It's all in his head. He said, guys, remember that? Does anybody remember that?

I was going crazy. Like I went back and watched it. It was fine. Literally nothing happened. So then mine. So then Ralph, even though this is the only topic of conversation for the first five minutes of the show Has to explain that he didn't go back and watch it. I didn't watch about I was gonna watch it back there And Shannon watch I was just gonna curious every member thinking like in my mind

I was throwing shit around the studio and losing it. Yeah, but maybe that's just not what happened Maybe it's not Ralph and maybe you shouldn't spend five minutes of Adam's time talking about you Or your destiny or show and, all the listeners of the show. It's still listen to this shit. That's funny because the one that I listened to, Aaron Gillespie. I listened to that too. You did.

Yeah. So I unintentionally listened to multiple episodes of this because when you suggested this, I was like, okay, I'll just go listen to the newest one. And then you're like, let's not do an episode that's not the real format of the show. Yeah, I reached out to you Andy and I said, let's not do a recent episode because with this coronavirus, everyone's doing different shit. I want to judge them based on what they would normally put out. Right. And it fair enough. And then I found

a Chrissy mayor was out this past week and I listened to that one too. So I totally broke my own rule. Anyway, you were saying. Yeah. So I said, okay, fair enough. I'll just scroll back a few months and find one that looks like it's interesting to listen to. And I look in the feed and I was like, oh, this one has Jason Ellis, who I really like. Yeah. Poor and start story, who I really like. So I'll listen to this one.

Put it on. Ralph's not even fucking on it. Ah, you can't do that. Ralph's so into one of those three movies. I know. But exactly. So that doesn't work. But I still, I listen to it anyway,

just because I wanted to hear those guests. And this, so they have those two guests that I care about. And then this other kid, Steve, is apparently a porn photographer and Stoy is roommate. Okay. Is the biggest fucking weird loser that they could have, well, I don't know why they invited him on a, the Stoy must have brought him along. But every time he talks it was so

infuriating. You're just like you have a dream life. You're living with this gorgeous woman. Wow. And this is his take on what it's like living with her clip 2. Oh, living with story is interesting. Huh? Living with story is interesting. What's the crazy? See your naked a lot? Yes, but the weird one is, our first week we're living together. I walk into the kitchen and there's still a sucking the bottom out of my carton of orange

juice. Man, I thought it was going to be way cooler. Yeah, thank you, Jason. Great story, Mark. Exactly. The Exactly. This was Driggas orange juice. Best story. That's you're gonna start with that. Hey, he goes if you've seen her, that gets like a bunch of times. Well, let me tell you about the story when she was drinking orange juice. Like, no, get back to the one she was

naked. Yes. And one of the best things that this show does is they have a bit of a foreman at the end when they ask people about their drugs and sex and rock and roll experiences. Yeah. This is this kid Steve's drug story, three. Oh, it's nothing here dude. Fuck. No, I think that's only me that the suffer happens. I know, I've noticed that.

I've noticed that a lot. I think I have to play a drama again. That'd be a fail. Okay. Sorry about that. No worries. It fail. Okay, sorry about that. No worries, it happens. So one of the things I noticed about this show, where they're talking about,

my mother, that last time you were on the show and this thing happened, is they keep referencing other episodes. I'm like, why am I listening to this episode? Like they talk about, unless we accept this episode. Last week we did a game called International Street Meat Contest

where we had a porn star come in and put, with a blindfold on and put four different ethnicities of Dick and her mouth. Well, I'd die when I hear! Why am I always saying to Adam Ferrar and talk about Top Gear? Or are they talking about this? We had a guy on a couple weeks ago that was a rock star that he plays in a band, a really great band called Underoth. Right?

So it's great! Let's listen to that in a persona. Why are they keep referencing these other things? You know what else we've done? It's really cool stuff with interesting guests. I had a lot of fun on the show. But anyway, Antiforour, what were you saying to God? What's your next project?

What are you working on? I listened to that underoth one. Not great. No. I did have clip five of my show sum up that the game Involves Anonymously these girls taking their shits and then we rate the shit and then we rate the girl I'm right the girls on hottest completion and then to the separate scores

The least attractive chick could win if she has a monster dump and then now Lewis Lewis almost wants to sponsor the guy So I mean the show is really just and then Lewis almost wants to sponsor the guy. I'm so excited about the idea. So I mean the show is really just 50 year old frack eyes, feels like. Can I throw out a spoiler? Yeah. Because I listen to a recent episode. Yeah. No one submitted for that contest.

They've had zero submissions. So it wasn't to be a non. You can win a free ticket to Skankfast which is out of the 30 bucks, whatever. If you just take a bunch of shits and let us measure them, like, well, I got 30 bucks, it's fine. I don't want to be humiliated. I'm not allowed to do that.

I'm not allowed to do that. About 13 minutes into the show, Rolf Sutton is there talking to Adam Ferrara, and he says this. A couple of things at the top of the show. The live chat's happening right now at gatsudonaborg.com. If you are a subscriber. So we're already 13 minutes into a show that's only an hour.

So we're a good percentage of the way through and he goes, all right, well since we're at the top of the show, I want to plug a few things. And he starts talking about how you can pay for the service, go to gas digital, get all the episodes, 20% off. And then they do this thing where they read reviews of people praising them, which is just so fucking lame. Can you read it? Yes. So the title is Five Star SDR-NAR, GNAR, and this show is always a must listen when it drops.

Big J and Ralph have funny chemistry, and I like the banter that causes dummies to think they're always in a rift. It is funny. Shannon is always a good sport who wants to give me a t-shirt so bad. And then there's an emoji of a dick. That's okay. Great. So you have to describe the emoji.

Your listeners like your show. Is that what I was supposed to get from that? Needs. Congratulations. Do you guys know that we have listeners and they enjoy the show? I assumed. I mean, if you need to prove it, go ahead and prove it. All right, I do want to talk about Chrissy Mayer.

And I wasn't going to do this. This woman is everywhere. She's on everybody's show. But we, of course, she has nothing better to do. Honestly, it's never been a better time to be a mediocre comedian in New York City. Because you can just go on, everybody has a podcast,

they're all looking for shit to do and people to talk to. So she's just going on and going on everybody's show and I came to the realization when she reached out to me to be on this show, she had no idea that we actually have a real format and we're not just gonna talk to her and giggle at her nonsense. Because when I sent her the email that said, we're gonna do Lewis J. Gomez's show

and if you wanna pull clips and we're gonna do this and she's like, oh I'm out. If you're right, yeah. Oh there's homework, get off, prep work, I I've never heard it. I can't do that because I realized that she goes at everybody's show and just actually a dumb Diff like she's not funny you're winning in any way and then they played Are you smarter than a fifth grader? God really yeah, and she kind of proved how dumb she is Yeah, and she kind of proved how dumb she is. Yeah.

So this is one of the questions that they had to go through. The next one is, how many nouns are in the following sentence? The rabbit ran to the cafeteria and ate a big salad. The multiple choices, two, three, four or five. Okay. Wait, how many nouns? How many nouns? No, Jebri, everyone write down their answer. I have my answer.

Hold on. Okay, so not only was that question really fucking easy and stupid. Yeah, it was multiple choice. Yeah. And if he goes, wait, hold on, wait, let me, I gotta write that down. I want to remind everybody the theme song to this show that we just heard them playing. Are you sporting the fifth grader? Oh, we are peanuts. Hookers to float before you need to know. It's none of those things. It's mediocre comedians killing time. Yeah.

So then they asked this question and this is a very fun fail. Yeah. Whose famous phrase is float like a butterfly sting like a bee. All right. So you probably know the answer to that. I'm assuming most people know the answer to that. I'm assuming most people. Big guy, you know the answer to all of these things. We know the answer to that.

Everyone in the show gets it right. Except for one person, Andy. Except for what can you guess? Ralf. Who's famous phrases foot like a butterfly sting like it would be? Home it only. Well, I fucked that up. No.

I just dropped Mayweather. Chrissy Mayer wrote down Mayweather. At least it's a boxer. At least it's a boxer. I broke whole cold game. At least it's a boxer. She also didn't know what the word neo-fight meant. I mean, three comics here.

I've never actually had to think about, oh, I'm gonna try. And I should set this up. Ralph is saying that he's working on 10 minutes of standup. He's not a standup comedian. You guys save. He's a radio DJ. And now a podcast or any, he owns gas digital. And he talks about how, I'm new to this,

but I'm working on a set. I want to get 10 minutes of standup. And I'm going to get help from you guys to help me punch it up, because they're all standups. I mean, three comics here. I've never actually had to think about, oh, I'm going gonna try and write a joke and realizing how much word economy matters.

And most of it, I know has way too many words in it, but I just was trying to get the point across word economy and word choice. Yeah, word choice is a big thing too, but it's just such a weird thing for a neo-fight. What's that? Thank you. Is that the word you use?

I even know that is. Did I hit it that? A neo-fight is some of the who drags their knuckles on the first. No, no, no, that'd be an ender's hole. Oh. Chrissy Mayor! Like, to Chrissy Mayor to the rescue. I got this one, guys.

And the old fight, it's the ender's hole. So you are what you thought it meant. So then, Rov goes on to explain what that word means and it blows Chrissy's mind. Just someone brand new to the game. Yeah. And never actually trying to do it before. Hey, it's obviously new. It would be difficult.

Is it Neo Nazi a new Nazi? Yes! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha By the way, I probably won't even Chrissy mayor. I can even tell these people apart. I just want to make fun of her. Oh god I can't tell Jay and I know I know and I was actually going back and watching the video to see like who was the numb not to send that dumb thing I don't want to call out the one I think dumb it's real if it's It's Jay well except for I'm pretty sure that Jay says this like I do kind of agree I'll tell you what I'd have the same exact amount of fans I believe if I farted into a microphone for 45 minutes.

That was my skill. All right. Agreed. Yeah. Andy, what else you got, buddy? Well, like I said, I guess that they had on was Aaron Gillespie from Underoth and another band that he's promoting now. And they were talking about when big-time celebrities want to get interviewed. They'll sort of say, we can't talk about this, we want to talk about that.

Yeah. No talking about. And Ralph has been doing a radio show for many years. He's had a lot of big rock stars on the show. This is the art show. So it's very familiar with them. Correct. So they start talking about when Axel Rose was doing the Chinese democracy album. Yeah. And he came on and he didn't want to talk about the year. That's 15 years and he was working on that album. Correct. So then this Aaron's thoughts about why I can't big time interviews. I think the older musicians have way more like reservations than anybody that I know

in our world that I've met or whatever they'll do whatever. Yes, that's because Axel Rose is a big, famous, iconic musician and everybody that, like, I don't know who this guy is, and I don't know anybody who needs, if it's some soundcloud pod, of course you're going to do anything anybody asks of you. But if you're Axel Rose and you're sick of talking about slash, then maybe you're gonna do anything, anybody asks of you. But if you're Exel Rose and you're sick of talking about slash, then maybe you're gonna start saying,

please don't ask me about slash anymore. Right, Exel Rose does not need the SDR show. The SDR show needs Exel Rose. Yes, there's nothing in it for him. Yeah, even though Rose... He's gonna sell out, he's going to Rose's concert either way. Yeah, no one will see

that show going, who's this actual Rose guy? I got to look this guy up. He's interesting. But props to Ralph. He's just like, well, if I can't ask the questions, I want to ask that. We won't even do it. Right. I do get him credit for that. Yeah. And it does seem like Ralph is definitely like an old school, definitely old radio guy. Yeah. That now he's in the podcast world. He's just having fun saying all like the naughty words and he can't say on Threshold radio. I wish though that Based on the fact that he is a radio veteran. I wish to be understood formats

And having a format. Yeah, and why that's so important because when you don't People just talk about random nonsense. For example, Adam Farara, or this could be Jay, who even knows? Someone starts talking about what their stepdad likes to watch on television. My stepfather's big sci-fi guy and he fucking loves it. He watches so many, he watches that show Grim all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, produce that?

Sean Hayes. Fucking cares. There's a lot of these conversations that just kind of go nowhere and no one knows why they're even talking about it. They get into a whole conversation because Big J owns a car in Manhattan and they're saying, well, why would you own a car in Manhattan?

And they just have a conversation about zip cars that no one could possibly care about. Oh, crazy. Unfortunately, it doesn't make sense to just get a Zip car. Wouldn't there be a hell of a lot of fucking cheaper? Only thing with the Zip car, because when my dad was ill, I was getting Zip cars and driving.

He was way out of my element. He moved. You get like 160 miles. So sometimes if you do a gig, can't go up and down. If you have a business, if you do it through business, it's unloaded miles.

Ah, I got you, but there's still a thing where it's like, I don't know. I just kind of like, I just don't like such a way. I rent a zip car maybe twice a month to go see a show or something. There's also a conversation about big JS who got to LA for three months for a project.

And they started talking about houses in LA for some reason. Just deck it out in LA. But what do you want to, what do you, you want to buy? And I got buy anything out there? Yeah for three months Would make sense to do that Find a house swap or you can air be and be you know you buy something in a beer when you're not there that happens a lot of people do that They got the oakwood apartments. Yeah, okay

I want people all over my shit. Oakwood apartments is where they put up You know the wood everyone it's all the actors go into corporate people goes furnished apartment you walk in turn key I'll live here right by his one right by one a brother. That's boring. You're boring everybody We're boring everyone remember his show starts with this theme song This is a hit show show you to show I mean, I'm sure there are certain episodes that are decent that I didn't hear any of Because they've talking about all those shows they do that are great everyone. I listen to it They're just like oh, what are you gonna do? You're gonna get an airbnb way up now I'm gonna take it there you're gonna take the 405

Holy shit, I'm shite geared to you, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Holy shit. I'm shagged to you, that conversation has been had on this show. So I was excited about this show because Ralph Sutton was on Stuttering John and talked about the fact that he doesn't do drugs. He's never done drugs. And what they do once a year on the show is he tries

a drug for the first time. And he's done acid and math and coke, and he just he tried it on the show. And I was like, Jesus, sweet. I want to hear Ralph Sutton do crystal math on his podcast. Yeah. Well, guess what? You can't listen to that show.

It's all behind a paywall. They only allow a certain number of shows, and then it goes behind a paywall, and you have to subscribe to gas digital in order to listen to it. We don't have a big budget here on WATP. All right, but, or the will to sign up for something. you want you to subscribe to gas digital in order to listen to it. We don't have a big budget here on WATP. All right, but, or the will to sign up for something. It just seems like a lot of work. So I was never able to listen to the only thing that I was excited about.

I was like, you know, that sounds interesting. No, it's like a fucking Chrissy mayor and Ann and Farah are talking about zip cars and Muhammad Ali and what the fuck, man. Yeah, woo. I know that sounds like an interesting concept that I'll never get to hear. One of the things that Ralph does because he is a radio guy, he does some prep, and I give him credit for that.

When he has a guest down like Anna Farah, he wants to be able to ask intelligent questions, he wants to know about the person, so this is a question that he asks, and then when Adam explains that he's wrong, he immediately throws Shannon out of the bus. So let me ask you this. Last time you were here was a little over a year ago. Yeah. I think you were just starting your podcast, is that right? No, I started this in July.

Okay, so Desanin was wrong. She misinformed to me. It's one year off. He tried to pretend that he was just riffing. Yeah, you were here. I remember, where are you talking about your podcast last time you're here? Like, is it if he's just like, remembers this guy? And the guy goes, no, no, no, I just started it in July.

He's like, fucking Shannon. Shannon told me. Shannon told me that's what I was, you're fucking me up man, to make me look bad. Yeah, there's a good example on the episode, I listened to my clip 10 where he, I give him credit, he puts himself out there a lot. He's not afraid to be wrong.

And this is, this is him just like, let me guarantee that I have no idea what I'm talking about. Top lining. I've never heard that in our term. Well, let him explain it. Top lining. He's about to say what it is that just has to look at you first.

I thought there was a boob joke coming. No, I was gonna get, can I guess at what that is? Yeah, I guess. It's probably wrong. But it's like as far as electronic music you just make like one track of if something it's laid over several times with Laser e-sounds and shit no top lining is like the lyrics and the melodies I guess there's no way I'm gonna get this right, but at least I'll take a big swing. What a terrible gas to laser sounds You thought that's what top lightinglighting was? Who's the guy

pushed the laser sounds? That's our top top-lighter. Get over here. Let me give you another example of bad interview prep. And it's not bad. There wouldn't have been bad, but he admits where he found the information, which just makes him seem like amateurish. But you've been married a long time. Yeah. Yeah. Like since like, it's at least from what I looked online for almost like your entire career almost correct So he goes you've been married a long time with your entire career because I saw that on the internet and Adam's response is this So I've married since 2012. Oh fucking time. Yeah, she's the one man So he hasn't been married that long. It's been eight years.

He goes, oh, yeah, that is a long time, right, right? If you go to Edinburgh's IMDB page, he was on Canada's camera in 1991. He has not been married the whole time. He's been a celebrity. Not even close, okay? And he goes on to explain that his wife loves him. It's not about his fame or his money. You saw him, if you went on a line, you saw my wife.

You know you're sitting there going, he's got money. That's why I know she loves me because there's no fucking money. Adam Ferrara, who's been on countless television shows and in movies, has no money. Then they ask him, hey, what kind of card do you have? What do you have? What do you have? Instant card. Do you have multiple cars? I got, well, I have my front car. I got a 70 doos in a quarter,

a big ol' Buick. Okay. And I got just a Mercedes in Alexis. Oh, okay. You know, I got this one car. It's kind of, you know, it's just a fun little thing. And then there's a couple luxury vehicles that most people can't afford. But anyway, I don't have no money. But I've married me because of my looks and my personality. It has nothing to do with anything else.

So tell your, I've got like bullshit out of that. And also right after that, he explains, because now he's embarrassed, because he's talking to these guys and he's like, oh yeah, I got a Mercedes and a Lexus. And some of these says, but it's not like I'm like Jay Leno. And they do not understand what he's like, oh, yeah, I got a Mercedes and a Lexus. And so he says, but it's not like I'm like Jay Leno. And they do not understand what he's talking about. But I don't have the room or the budget. I don't like Jay's Jay's garage and that kind of shit. But my doose.

Hey, girls, my doose is funny. My garage cost me 560 hours a month to park a few times a month. What is wrong with you? You have a garage here in the city. He's talking about Jay Mano, you have a show called Jay's Garage. We all know this. Yeah.

And they think they're talking about Big Jay Ocaruson. Both Rolf and Jay Mano, Jay's Garage. Jay just has a small garage with his one car in it. You mean, of course you have something better than that, right? So these people are just not following the conversation at all. Nobody thinks that Big Jay Ocarusus and his sonata with garages. Right. No one's making that connection in their house.

Jay Leno's car museum. This fat guy that was filling Elfia, that doesn't even own a car. Speaking of Big J. Ocarus and which I mentioned last week, I've seen his stand-up live of a big fan of his. I think he's very funny. Yeah. But he asked this question that I thought was ridiculous. Did you ever want, I'll say just for an advertisement

for a hilarious world dig into, Justin Silver got me to watch. We were in DCM Provis weekend, which was great. We were going through documentary, you just watched something, pulling John about the world of, Oh, I heard you're talking about this. They're arm wrestling.

Arm wrestling, the world of arm wrestling, professional're talking about this arm wrestling arm wrestling the world of arm wrestling Professional arm wrestling when somebody asked you have you seen the documentary about arm wrestling the answer is no The answer is no. I have not seen that documentary. I value my time way too much to ever watch a documentary about arm wrestling I've seen over the top. I'm good. Yeah, that's all the documentary I need apparently you just move your fingers, you win. You turn your head around. That's my takeaway. Alright, what else you got on your hand?

Well, they start? Was it so good? Did you enjoy this show? I can't tell. I didn't hate it. Yeah. I like Jay, I like Ralph. Yeah.

But I feel like there's wasting people's time. Well, this is the thing if Ralph didn't ask us to do this. We wouldn't have done it. It's good enough. It's fine It's it's it's good enough that I'm sure they have a lot of fans. I thought Jay was funny I think Ralph is funny too. I don't think they have a lot of things. I don't know what they have going on But I didn't hate the show as I'm listening to it. I'm not infuriated right the way that I am have a lot of fans. I don't know what they have going on. But I didn't hate the show as I'm listening to it. I'm not infuriated the way that I am with a lot of other things. It's not the vanished.

Right, right. And like I said, I was just like, oh, well, Ellison, Stoyah, I wanna listen to that. I listen to the whole thing. But if you're gonna email me and ask me to pick your show apart, I got no problem doing that. Yeah, all right. Let's keep going. Let's keep going.

Yeah, what do you got? They start talking about how they had a couple of the people from Shark Tank on. And this is, they had Damon John on. And they are going to have Barbara Corcoran, clip seven. Yeah, well, we're doing Barbara Corcoran's coming in in a month. So we can, we just not want to hear about my, because he saw us for all to do

Captain of the Girls' Gash. How crazy is she? She's crazy. Oh my God, she's so crazy. Have you ever seen Barbara Corcoran? Or, you know what she, she looks like a fucking slim Jim. I don't want to know about her first sex story

or anything that she's ever done. She's really on appealing. And, spoiler alert, the one that I's ever done, she's really on appealing. And spoiler alert, the one that I stopped listening to, she had canceled. Oh no, shit. So in other words, she heard what this was gonna be, and she's like, no, but he wants to hear that. I don't know, I think it was more like,

she didn't want to go out in public. Yeah, that's possible. That's pretty much why. But she is not gonna be on the show anytime soon. And then you're moving on to again I said Ralph, if he's doing what he does on this show intentionally, then he's on par with like a bud Abbott or Mohaward straight man, where he's just setting J up to smash it. And which would be brilliant, but I don't think he's doing it on purpose. I think he's just a straight up goofball. My clip eight, this is a story that he's telling about him doing edibles in Vegas.

Ralfa's doing edibles in Vegas. Yes. The guy first birthday. Okay. The guy who doesn't do drugs. Well, that flew in the face of what you hold that obviously. Yeah, let's just save in these clips for later. But let's hear it.

I'll take a little bit of an edible. And then everyone goes home, right? And, hey, everyone was super nice to me. Of course, it's my birthday. Yeah, it's so, it's an edible. And then I realized before I took the edible, then I'm lying in bed and I realized my room was very weird because all the lights which was low

and there was like banisters in the bathroom and I realized, oh, I'm in a handicap room, okay? And then on the edible, I started to think that I was mentally challenged and I'm just realizing it now for the first time at 50 and I started having a really depressed breakdown that how did I not know that I was mentally challenged? I do remember we were talking about this and he does talk about how drugs don't agree with

him. It doesn't work well for him and he decided to take adibles and it did not go well. That's actually a lot. This is the time I turned 50 and I realized I'm retarded. That would be a weird way to find out. Wasn't it? Yeah. You're like, all of a sudden, you look out the window

and you're like, oh, I'm in the short bus? Oh, fuck. And that happens. He's trying to like convince himself. He keeps explaining it away. There's another one, clip nine about. It just goes on. Because it started to get late, everybody left.

I didn't think everyone was gonna leave that quickly. It's your 50th birthday. All your friends want to go watch CSI and get up for the breakfast buffet. They're all trying to be in bed before 9 and you're fucking eating an edible and then you're stuck in your hotel room figuring out that you're a retard.

Yeah, if you wanted to stay up late with someone who's also 50, call Stuttering John. That guy will stay up in party someone who's also 50, call Suttering John. That guy will stay up in party with you. He's got nothing else going on. Oh yeah. I rest in development. Yes. What else, Carl? Well, I mean, I could talk a little bit more about Chrissy Mayer if you want. On this show?

Yeah. Sure. Let's hear it. So Chrissy Mayer is doing her plugs at the end of the show show and I found this interesting because as we've documented here Not only does she host the wet spot on compound media on Anthony Coomey's network But she also has her new podcast the Chrissy mayor podcast. I remember this is from this came out this past Sunday This is brand new. She has this podcast out there Chrissy, what do you want to plug? Oh, follow me on TikTok. I just joined figuring it out. Um, and then follow me on all the things at Chrissy mayor. And you're sure the one that I'm a Patreon.

Where are there? Do you know where I'm taking it? At your show that you have, right? Don't you want to plug that? No, it's her. She's promoting TikTok. Fucking TikTok and And Patreon. So I would have had night checked out Chrissy Mayer's Patreon.

Cause I didn't realize she had one. Yeah. She has 35 patrons. Good for her. Okay. What I thought was interesting was the tiers are $8, $12, $25. At the $8 tier, do you know what you get Andy?

Oh, you probably would guess. Maybe it's like a stand-up video that's not on YouTube. Or maybe it's like exclusive podcast episodes because she's a podcast or a comedian. No, you get pictures of Chrissy Mayer. She thinks she's a sex symbol. Me. I don't want to.

She gives you semi-nudes. I don't want to. When you subscribe to her. Nobody wants that She's approaching 40 years old She's not a sex symbol. I don't know what she thinks she is They're bad ideas. She's everyone should go to Chrissy Bayer's Baytion and read what it says at the $8 Oh fucking I would have read it here Let me pull this up. I was just so amazed that this is what she's trying to promote. It doesn't make any sense to me.

Oh, I'm looking at pod culture. I gotta get to that too. Like a shabest, Todd Patrick Michael. Jesus. He's got so many names. I can't even keep up with them anymore. What's his latest thing now? Maybe it's not even that new, but he's glitch Fredberg.

Oh, right. Is this stand-up special? Yeah, stand-up special. He's got this pod culture. I don't know how many patrons he has, but zero, I'm gonna cast. No one's gonna bunch. What? Like set up, but nobody's, no one's a patron.

Oh, so he's got this one called pod culture and it's zero patrons. Zero dollars a month. All right, I got the strategy. Let's look at Chrissy. Chrissy says, selected membership level. The first one is called Pix Please at $8. Okay, you don't care about videos or learning about me.

You just wanna see pictures I haven't posted on Instagram, Facebook, or Twitter. I get it, it's fine. No, no one cares. I mean, who cares? Maybe if you would at least come out and say they're of your feet, people would be ending it, but she doesn't even explain what it is.

It's funny because I think in the past episodes where we've talked about her, I've went looking for maybe a stand up video or just to find out what she looks like. And I couldn't find anything. No. You know what, I found it in the WATP subreddit. That's right, that's right, that's right, find her.

All right, so then four minutes later, she realizes she fucked up her plug. What was the thing? I forgot something, I have another podcast. Okay. The Chrissy Mayor podcast, it's on YouTube and like all the things. Spotify soundcloud. Literally four minutes later, she goes, Oh, I'm doing a podcast.

Don't even plug that, Chris. He's just embarrassing. Nobody was near Jackie Martin, like, Pratt a lot about a story from 83 when Robin did. Yeah. So often. So bad. And the two, the two things that you should have plugged, you forgot to plug. No. You were more on. I'm not kidding. What else you got about our friend's Ralph and Jay? Oh, Ralph said that he was going to hire a PR team to start managing his socials.

And I just thought that was a terrible idea. This is 13 and setting that up. I'm getting ready to start paying a company next month, ridiculous fee it seems, but they say they're gonna do my social media stuff and their thing what they do is they're so confident and have shown with like Nate Bargazza uses them to get people to certain levels of that social media

and it's all these things you'd be like really. It's like yeah, we know how to do the right hashtagging on all the oh Find real sudden that hashtag maps IRL and Let somebody just tag you in shit, but again Ruf's a 50 year old man and he keeps proving it over and over and over again. His social media sense just way too difficult. I need to outsource that. But that's the one thing you should not,

you ever hear of the thing called authenticity. It's a very important aspect of social media. Yeah, I'm gonna outsource authenticity. Good luck with that. I don't know if that's gonna go for ya. I'm guessing very poorly. Yep. He also talked about how Papa Roach stays relevant in a Spotify.

They do? Exactly. That's what I heard this. And I couldn't believe it. This isn't even a shot at Ralph or anyone. This is a shot at Papa Roach. Good. It's track 12. We had Papa Roach, and they talked about this thing with it's called Gaming the Play the playlist where you get

Someone to remix your song so that you appear on another on another list somewhere in a playlist Yeah, and then that makes them search you out That's why if you look at pop which pop roaches it in anomaly in Spotify if you look at their top 10 songs played Four out of the ten are like new songs so That's not an anomaly by the way. That's not an anomaly. Almost every band that I enjoy, would you go to their top, listen to songs, they're their new songs. Is that right? So people are checking out. Well, they're doing, oh, I guess, but I guess they're all doing what Papa Rocha's doing. But if you're a label head, wouldn't you be looking

at Papa Rocha? Well, these ticket sales aren't fucking nowhere on it Why are they still on my label? Yeah, their manager is like oh look at this Spotify numbers guys like gamer culture am I right? You know that I don't know how they're still a fucking band well There's still a band just like everyone's still a band. They just don't make any money. They just stay together and right Yeah, don't make money. They just don't make any money. It's fine, I've been to the Isles for 20 years now. We don't make any money, we're still a band, it's fine.

It's a fun habit of you in town for a roadie. Yeah, it's a habit at this point, it's Papa Roach. Papa Roach crews. I have a friend at work who's a big Papa Roach band. What? I don't think he admits it out loud. Right, I think that's the right joke. That's the right joke.

That's the right joke when he told me. Ah, yeah, it's like people that like disturbed. Yeah. Just don't tell anyone. Right, or kidnap porn. Like just keep it yourself. That's embarrassing. Yeah.

And he's like, they're the same people, right? They're the same people. And I just have one more clip that I want to play. Sure. And this is Ed and Ferara is promoting his podcast. They've been doing since July. I think it's a lot, Shannon. And he explains what his format is.

Yeah. This is a terrible idea. What I was going for was when I was a kid, the best night's sleep I ever got was when I was upstairs and heard my mom and dad and their friends downstairs laughing. So I wanted to capture that feeling. That's a terrible idea. You're trying to capture the feeling of being a child on your podcast.

I don't know how that's a show. That's not a show. It's a terrible idea. That's a bad description of a show. And if that was your idea, keep it to yourself. Because I'll never listen to that show. And yeah, unless it's suggested by people on that way, it's a bad fun of them.

But that's a terrible idea. Yeah. When you put it that way, I have no idea what you're talking about. I have no idea what he's talking about. What that sounds like to me is I can't hear what people are saying. I don't understand what they're saying, but they sound like they're having fun. Yeah. Like, okay. So why would I want to listen to that? Yeah. Good luck with that. Good luck with that, Ed. We'll be, you'll be a future episode of this show, I'm sure. This guy was on Rescue Me. He was on Caroline in the city.

He's been on lots of big shows. Yeah. I can't believe you don't know who this guy is. Ed, for our community. I would probably recognize him. I think you don't know the name. I don't understand why these people have to create podcasts. Drew Lane, I love Drew Lane, because he's messaging me all the time. He's like, have you listened to this celebrity's podcast or this

Larry's like, what the fuck are they doing? They can't podcast. Like radio people are in range by this right now. Sure. Radio people have done 25 years in the business knowing how to have a format how to move things along how to be interesting compelling research prep work Ready to go. go yeah and then they don't get as many downloads as screech yeah I know someone's like scroll through fucking I just like oh screech is a podcast double subscribe why wrong with you fucking people I get 30 years in the business I'm gonna crush by two dickheads and of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the

big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the creep off is when he said okay isn't it listen to clip 14 always like a first suggestions of thank you right I will search the hashtag oh my lord and

why see oh sweet Jesus because girls that are coming to New York for the first time across will put that in and I have gone on several dates finding women that way all right I'm just gonna scribble a note down Andy don't mind me just if you could fill some time that's pretty good fucking advice right there. That's like a brilliant idea. That's a brilliant idea. Yeah. I just, I love, uh, big, uh, Joker sin in the background.

Oh, Christ of the Cross. What's in this guy? Well, big J-scar is these girls away when they come to the New York City. So I can see why he would think that's a bad idea. Yeah. All right. Anything else I'm ready to finish up here with this show

We got um, I have a lot to talk about because Patrick Michael put out a whole 20-minute long stand-up routine So sure like whatever you're ready to go. Let's go. What do you got? Let's just jump right to that then? Sure, I mean these other things these meet these mediocre show has mediocre clips and mediocre. I'm just watching guy. I'm just busting your chaps, I really, I love it when people jump on board with what we're doing here and I appreciate Ralph inviting us to bust his balls. Thanks Ralph, and now it's time for... Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me you don't like my show

Don't tell me Because that's absurd Andy this was posted in our sub run. Have you checked this out? Yeah. Of course you texted me about it. I immediately watched it. OK. Good.

This is Patrick Michael live at home. Hashtag no crowd subtitle a comedy experience. This is a 20 minute long video. Yeah. That he put out on YouTube under his, his name Glitch Fredbird. And I watched the whole 20 minute day. I watched every single joke.

And I wanna, I wanna play some of these jokes for you. Now, you're gonna hear music in the background. I did not put this music in. He put it in. I put it in. He wrote, did he write it? He says he's a virtuoso. That's true.

That's true. We can play every instrument. He may have written it. I don't think he did. This could be his music. Why would you put, why would you select this music? It makes him sound like an idiot. It yeah.

It makes him sound like he doesn't know what he's doing. It sucks credit, any credibility out of the room. Correct. This is the kind of music you put over something where you're just like, I want, I want to make you look like a room. Correct. This is the kind of music you put over something where you're just like, I want to make you look like a fool. Correct. And he's intentionally putting that. And he's intentionally doing that.

Yeah. I think, listen, there are rumors and conspiracy theorists who think he's on the WOTP payroll. And then he's doing this. Alex Jones talked about it on the latest tinfoil hat. I had to, you know, that this is not even a real person. I'm not laughing at the theories, per se. I'm laughing at the idea that there's a payroll going on.

There is no Gary Indiana. All of this is bullshit. So you're gonna hear the music and you're gonna hear the jokes. What you're not gonna see is that the back, he looks like he's doing this in a Rude Dog Trapper keeper. The backdrop is like so absurd. Like what the fuck? And it's sheets hung up.

So you have to, it looks like the side of like a graffiti building or like the set of it. It living color? Right, if the graffiti was made for a Nickelodeon kidshow. Yeah, but he'll like gesture and hit it and it starts waving. So it's like his kids' bedsheets or something. Yes.

And if they fell down, you would see like Carly bound and gag with like a sock in her mouth, you know? Carly's at work. You'd see the kids bound and gag and sock in their mouths. So the first five minutes of his stand up is he's talking about gingers. He's self-deprecating. Oh, yeah.

He's a ginger himself. And he starts off by acknowledging how good it is to be a ginger, but only with sarcasm. And then transitions into this brilliant found observation. You're gonna love this. Well, guys, I think it's about time

we start acknowledging how good it is. Being a ginger. It's so good. Anybody who has had red hair their whole life, we know how good it is. It's so good. We get all the benefits of being a human and people love us because we're different. No. All of these things are lies. People hate us. And I don't know why. But if I can say who I hate, it's simply a ginger who also fears clowns. It's like, if you never looked in the mirror penny wise,

that's your doppelganger. It's very confusing. He says, I don't like gingers who don't like clowns. And then he says, you ever look in the mirror pennywise? Well, that would be a clown who doesn't like a ginger. Yeah. I don't think he's even making any sense here. He's like, gingers look like pennywise.

I agreed. Yeah. That's his brilliant observation. He goes to this while many, many times, by the way. Yeah. Too many times. Because like, rule one is be relatable. Right.

You're taking your audience and zeroing it into like this microcosm of an audience. Right. And everybody else is like, who gives a shit? Wow, I don't know if that's true. Don't we all hate Ginger's Andy? I mean, I'm in on this premise. So I'm glad I'm not Ginger.

Yeah, of course. Like everyone looks at Adi Dalton They're like I think we're gonna win this game So He edits this fuck out of this thing. There's a lot of cut edits you can tell oh yeah, this 20 minutes straight Just stand up. It's fucking great. I mean if you have the time go watch this because it'll jump cut, it'll like stop and like hold a pose and then suddenly he's all foot closer to the camera. He thought of it a head of tires like what was I doing? I was, yeah, yeah, I was doing the Elvis pose. Yes. So he edits this thing and he still leaves

this stumble in that we just heard. Anybody who has had red hair their whole life. He's like, that's good enough. Yeah. I don't know. Had had had had had hair. Okay. So he's come up with this idea that gingers are clowns and he has a few jokes about that. And this is like a big primacy.

He came up with this. He's like, oh, like clowns have very pale complexion, red hair. So do I. I got a joke. I'm funny. I got a joke. Right. So then after that, he goes into what he considers to be fake genders. And what I love about this, you're going to see this happen time and time again. He has no respect for his audience's intelligence. He overexplains everything. He tells you the joke and then he explains what he meant by the joke. But there is this other group of gingers as well.

And they're not really gingers, they're just redheads. And they have what I like to call them as bottle gingers, which is simply a way of saying they dye their hair redhead. They become redheads because they bleach their hair. They color their hair, okay? Yeah! We got it! Some people dye their hair in different color! It doesn't mean that they're a ginger! They just prefer that hair color! He really does think people are stupid. Yes. I because I don't know if you listen to any nine minute podcast. No. I did not. He had one where he got a jury duty summons in the mail

and he the whole episode is him explaining. What what mail is what But he's out smart at me Carl cuz I was gonna I would try to clip these things to bring him for the show Yeah, and he's recording it in like M a For a Mad is this M4 a is an apple specific format that you have to convert to an empty three or something in order I make a clip of all obviously I can't even figure out how to do my own clips for this show specific format that you have to convert to an empty three or something in order to make it crepable. Obviously I can't even figure out how to do my own clips for this show. I was going to clean that up in post. It doesn't matter, but I couldn't figure out how to format it to clip it. It's fine. I have way too many clips. We have way too many clips. We just

got a barrel through it. He's still talking about being a ginger. And again, this is the lack of respect for his audience. He tells a joke about playing hide and seek and then explains the fuck out of it. Because if I can be honest with myself, I don't think I've ever won a game of hide and seek day or night. Because you can see me. Hard to hide when you glow. But speaking of genders. He's talking about how clowns look like genders and vice versa

and tired having this complexion. He could have just said, you know, it's tough having this complexion. I've never won a game of hide and seek. Yeah. I don't know that that's funny or not, but that's the joke. Yeah. And then you move on instead of he goes, because whether it's daytime or nighttime, you could see me. I almost glow on so white skin.

Like, yes, I know. I connected it if I had you, fucking idiot. That's how comedy works. You say something abstract. I made the connection and I giggle. Yeah. This fucking idiot, this would have been three minutes of standup if he had done it right.

It said he explains every fucking joke. Now, I've been talking about how I haven't really been listening to Patrick Michael lately. And I want to know what his hot take is on the coronavirus. Yeah. Because this guy, he's got some interesting points. You know, he thinks about life a little differently than everybody else.

So this is, in his, this must be a brand new joke. He's got a coronavirus joke in his stand-up. And right now we're dealing with the coronavirus. We can't go outside. You know the people that are fondest of this? Gingers. Why? No son. We voluntarily get to stay inside because there's no son. We don't want the son to touch us anyways. Have you ever had a sunburn? Have you ever looked like a human lobster? No, then don't come at me, bro. Okay. You know who makes the coronavirus? Ginger's, we don't have to go outside, joke over.

He goes on to explain. Cause what happens is we have fair complexion, we can get sunburn, and then we get sunburn. You know what, lobsters are red, and then when you get a sunburn on your arm, that's also red, and people say, oh, you look like a red is a lobster. That's what it stands for.

Remember what Jane Ralph, we're talking about word economy. Yes, thank you. You have to try to tell the joke with as few words as possible. This guy crams in 17 different sentences and do a joke to the knee to the half of a sentence. All right, so that is explaining famous genders. And he goes back to the fucking clown references.

If this is still new to us. When you think about famous genders, they're typically comedians. Because we're this much, we're this close to being clowns as it is. In our natural state, we already look like a clown basically. Oh my god. You covered that I didn't even play most of it He talked about the similarities between clowns and gingers for 12 minutes Then he goes and you know why a lot of gingers are into comedians. We're like clowns like yeah, you know

You already told us that thing like he's so proud of that connection he made in his app. Yeah. That he cannot get past it. All of his jokes pertain to like, and that run ends look like like Clowns. Somebody really needs to photoshop like the Red Nose. Yeah.

Big puppy Red Nose, odd to. All right. Do you know puppy red nose, odd two. All right. Do you know Andrew Santino is? Nope. That mean neither, but apparently he's a comedian. So for some reason, he talks about the biggest celebrity Red Hat is Louis CK. And being a Red Hat is tough for him

because he's got a fire bush, he says, about Louis CK. I don't understand that at all. It's not like a reference to him jerking out front of girls. This is Shamist or Andrew Santino saying this. I'm sorry. That was confusing. Patrick Michael is talking about Louis CK, and says, you know, he has a tough go at it because he got a firebush. Yeah. Doesn't make any sense at all. There's no connection to anything like Louis CK is a funny comedian. No one thinks of him as a jit. Okay, whatever. And then he goes on to talk about this Andrew Santino guy who's also a red-headed Comedian I haven't heard of but I guess he's got some famous notoriety and he says this

I mean it's like Andrew Santino even though he has no matter how much he he he brushes his hair or Trims is beard Everybody's still not gonna think he's handsome because he has a firecrotch. We know that. You can guarantee it. No matter how much he brushes his hair, Andy. I don't know if you know this, but the more you brush your hair, the more attractive you

are. No matter how much he brushes his hair, he's still got a firecrotch. No matter how handsome he actually is. Yeah, he's not attractive because of what I can't see in his pants. I don't, that doesn't make any fucking sense. It doesn't make any sense. No. And honestly, if you asked a guy if a redhead was attractive

and if she had pubic hair if that would be attractive, the answer is yes. The answer is always yes, unless it's Chrissy Mae. Thank you. All right, here's another clown reference because holy shit, he just cannot stop talking about clowns and ginger. This isn't even, we're not even, this is 20 minutes long. I know. I'm sorry.

I got on it. Everything's so funny. You're bald, it's his bald. We gotta keep going on and on about this shit. Good point. All right, here we go. It's almost as if they expect us to do a trick. Hey man, you got a, you got a flower that squirts We gotta keep going on and on about this shit boy. All right, here we go. It's almost as if they expect us to do a trick

Hey, man, you got a you got a flower that squirts water here No Now speaking of weird people So he finally finishes up his ginger bit and it comes back again later But he finally finishes up his 12 minutes on gingers with a Cloud reference that could have passed. We've been funny if you hadn't already brought up a thing look like clouds 80 times like okay, we got it You ever see a ginger they got one of those flowers a squirt water like no

That's not a thing All right, this next joke is a pure joke This literally is, I don't know if he got out of a joke book, but this is a joke. But speaking of dogs, I actually had to hire a translator recently for my dog because I didn't understand a word he was saying. He'd say bark, I'd take him to the woods.

He'd say woof, so I'd take him to the roof. He'd say, rough. So I'd pull harder on his ears while I was fucking him. And now that we got this translator, he just wants to stop going to the roof. He's afraid of heights. I got to give, I have to get Patrick Michael credit. That may be laugh. Now it's the only laugh in all of the men. It's so absurd. And I thought it was actually kind of funny again. I processed it for a while. I didn't laugh out loud because I was like, what the fuck, and they processed it for a while.

I was like, that's fucking funny. Yes. And I want to go through it by that tag and the end. Of course. You just have to tag it. He always has to tag it. So I want to give a shout out to Tony from Heck the Movies. He just did a video that he put out this week

where he watched a nine-minute podcast video and tried to see if he could not laugh through the whole thing. Very easy to do. Yes. Not a difficult task. But if he had told that dog translator joke, I don't know if he would have pulled it off. I'm gonna speculate that that's a stolen joke. Because it's got to do. It was the only... It's the only thing that sounds like a joke. It's the only laugh in the whole 20 minutes. It's, I mean, I'm not gonna say that I laughed out loud at it, but I thought to myself,

like, oh, that's just a joke, because nothing else that he says even makes sense comedically. Even the premise is like, overdog translate, you didn't. Right! He comes out of nowhere, he's talking about furries. He's like speaking to dogs. Yeah, wait what? So Yeah, I agree with you. I think he got that out of a joke book, but I don't know I'm

I'm willing to give him credit where credit to do sure Patrick Michael. Keep it out comedy. We'll keep giving you credit So we get into the California ear stuff Remember this part of it? Yeah, yeah. Okay, here's this California ear joke. The US. And I just want to fly down. It's just more like chabbing it down. It's like, this is the joke.

Do you get it? Do you get the joke I'm telling? Here it is again. It's gonna be a pleasure to hear. A lot of people love Mixed Martial Arts. And I get it. But I feel like it's too late in life for me to start training MMA. But I do want people to fear me as I walk down the street.

So I want to get that cauliflower ear thing. But what I, instead of training, I just simply started rubbing my ear on my carpet every day for about two hours. It's going to start swelling up real nice here and I'll never have to train, but everyone will assume that I do. No, they won't. If you've seen this video,

you won't think that he's trading for anything. He's not in shame. Also, can you imagine those ears with cauliflower? He's got these big hideous gauges in his ear lobes that went out of fashion 10, 15 years ago correct so and he's still got him and then add Colour flower ear on top of that you're taking this too literally at the I think you're over thinking that I Think a monster you shouldn't put more emphasis out his ears. I agree with you on that I just think it's ridiculous and he goes instead of working out

I'm just gonna run my ear get california. It's like well You're not the first person to think of that, it's not funny. And he explains it over. So guys, you get it? I'm not even working out, but it looks like, I'm scrappling with people saying, yeah, but. Okay, it's not a good premise. It's a terrible premise and he goes out and out about it.

So now he explains that if a fat person had califower ear, and I hope I'm not getting ahead of myself He would want to eat it because we all know that fat people love cauliflower That's not it doesn't make sense Now could you imagine a giant fat man with cauliflower ear? Would he eat it? Is that how it started would try to bite your ear? Right that was the thing when I was in school. Hey man try to bite your ear? Right? That was the thing when I was in school. Hey man, try to bite your ear.

And he asked this out, where he was like trying to bite his ear during the standup thing. Like, that was the thing when I was in school trying to bite your ear. What? Yeah, what is that? I've never heard of what thing is that. Who would think that that's possible and try it? Yeah. Hey, you ever tried to bite your ear?

No. My ear's over here, my mouth's over here. Try it. Now that's what happened. How could that possibly happen? You fucking idiot. And this guy goes, oh, I got a brilliant joke. You get a fat guy who's been a wrestler I was life.

And then he looks at the mirror and he's got a cauliflower here, which probably doesn't look like cauliflower. Right. That's what it's called. Yeah, he's gonna try to eat his ear. Cause cauliflower is basically the name. Yeah. You following this? No. So then he gets even crazier. This is where he falls off the deep end. And he starts working out material that's not done yet. And I implore anyone, I'll even read the discord right now. Tell

me what he's going for here because I can not figure it out. I think that started because there was just a fat guy who had cauliflower ear and he tried to get to it. Hey, if there's one thing a fat man will never have, it's cauliflower ear. A fat man will have crunch bar. Hey, what is a UFC veteran with cauliflower ear get after he's done fighting. Crunch bar ear. Elephant ear.

I don't know, there's something there. I'll find it one day. Nope. Yeah. Yeah. Crunch bar ear. Crunch bar ear. He mentions this a couple of times. What does that mean?

Why is he connecting cauliflower ear and then a fat man has it so it's a crunch bar ear just because it's a I Think it goes back to what you're saying that fat people wouldn't want to eat cauliflower. They'd rather eat a crunch bar I don't know. I have no fucking idea. I Know it's a strike out of a joke. I know it's that. Can I tell you, in all honesty, between you and me? I wouldn't have watched this whole thing if it wasn't my job. No, I started watching it. I started watching the other night when somebody posted it and I subreddit.

And I got a few minutes in, and I was like, well, I'm good. Yeah, I just stopped. And then this morning, I like, well, I probably need to tackle this. And I watched the whole minutes in and I was like, well, I'm good. Yeah, I just stopped. And then this morning I like, man, I probably need to tackle this. And I watched the whole fucking thing. Right. It's so terrible.

It's uncomfortable. It's terrible. He's picturing a world. I keep saying the word picture. I hope I'm doing it right. No, he's not. Ah, fuck. He's well, next week I'm so too hot

to do, you can point that out. He's picturing a world where there's thunderous laughter at the end of everything he says. Yeah. And he's putting out this thing like, isn't this weird where I say these jokes and no one's laughing? It's odd, isn't it?

It's like, no, sounds about right. I think you can get the safe reaction to the crowd of comedy club. I think I've actually seen video of it, pretty sure. All right, let's get into the shitty car stuff. Oh, God. This one's great. This one's great, because he makes himself laugh.

He actually pulls the microphone away and laughs out loud. Like this. Meanwhile, he's, he said this joke probably 50 times, because he's been working on his act. He's not holding, he's not's said this joke probably 50 times because he's been working on his act He's not holding he's not holding like the no cards on this one and I don't know how many takes it took But he's actually looking like he would be doing stand-up comedy The crack of the edits you can see it just keeps clipping out and I think he's looking at note cards You can see, it just keeps clipping out and I think he's looking at note cards

that are on a table next to him. Yeah, you'll catch him glancing down. He's got a teleprompter. He's got a road map. All right, so he describes a card that sucks real bad. And he makes himself laugh here. But recently my friend, actually was like last year, my buddy told me that he got a car.

And he already had a car, which is fine. People should have cars. Wheels are good. Get you places faster. But when he told me he got this car and he already had a car which is fine people should have cars wheels are good get you places faster but when he told me he got this car I thought hey man he just went on bought a car fine because it wasn't a nice car wasn't nice at all honestly look like a dune buggy it looked like somebody stripped the entire body off of the Dodge neon and drove it through the desert. That's what it looked like. That's what it looked like. Someone stripped the body off of a Dodge Neon and drove it through the desert.

Does that pay the picture in your head? Why don't I keep saying that word? What am I doing to myself? Fuck me. It conjures an image. It conjures an image. It conjures an image, doesn't it? Yeah. It's a fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking I don't know.

No. He couldn't just send it with a dash of the eye, but yeah, that's a piece of shit. Right. Yeah. I went there. All right, so here is, he's talking about this shitty car that is buddy bot.

And he comes up with two premises. And he's not sure which one to go with so he goes with both at the same time I'm gonna play this clip and then let's talk about the fact that in comedy He kind of got to go with an angle and just work with that Don't go with two angles at once and hope that one of them lands So when I see the car and he tells me how he got the car and what he got it for I'm thinking Well, he's in a lot of trouble because he told me the car works. It drives. And if you see the car, the first thing you think is who got the better end of the deal?

The guys who got the car or the guys who got a case of beer for their car. So there's two things going on here I just paused it we're gonna get right back to it. He says this guy's in trouble because it works which doesn't make any sense yet but it will. And then he says who got the better deal the guy who got the beer for the car the guy who got the car. So that's there's two things going on. Yeah. Because if I was driving around I don't know a murder vehicle and I needed to get rid of it somehow put it on somebody else You think I'm gonna trade it for anything less than a case of beer

You're basically giving it away. Hey man free car And the guy comes and checks it out. I mean it's Huge piece of shit car. What's with all the blood stains inside that blood? Like it's a fucking murder car. And when it comes to hiding evidence, that's the best way. Give it to a bunch of dummies. Hey, here's a car that we killed a bunch of people in, and you gave me a 36-case of Mill Walkie's best.

Enjoy the ride, gentlemen. Enjoy the ride. It's like five years from now they're gonna have a forensic team in their garage like Here's the kill car. Here's the kill vehicle So the Signing and looking at each Eddie this shitty card this guy has his buddy got this car and it's not good and

What the comedy mind of that you Michael has decided is that someone was probably murdered in this car Maybe multiple victims and that's why he was able to get this shitty car For a case of beer Is that this This bit I played the whole bit. It goes out for a while. There's no laughs. There's no laughs to be had.

This whole 20 minutes is... There's been no laughs! I'm not! This is the 9-11 hijackers of comedy. Nothing lands! No! All right. Jackers of comedy. Nothing wins. All right. So he goes out to talk about public speaking is a big fear for a lot of people. Yep. And stand-up comedy is terrifying. And it takes balls. They say it takes a lot of balls to do stand-up.

Which I agree with, it does take a lot to get on stage. But then again, if you're like me, and you take speech class twice, not too hard. The hard part about being on stage isn't the fact people are looking at you. It's having good jokes. Correct. But they say it takes a lot of balls. Hey, man, you, they don't say that your jokes are great.

They say, hey, it takes a lot of balls to do what you did. Fine. I love that he admits he's gotten the actual feedback from people when trying to do stand up. And they have not said your jokes are funny. They've said, wow, you have some balls. Balls to get up in front of people and read those jokes. That takes brass balls, my friend.

Yeah. And this guy is going, I don't know why every community gets cop-a-batted first, just getting up in front of people. Well, no, no one's gonna have to bill burr. Dude, you got in front of a whole theater full of people. No, what they say to him is, those were really funny jokes. Yeah. Those are really great jokes that you came up with.

This fucking ass hat, it makes the best the only compliment people give. Like, no, that's really coming to do you because your jokes aren't fun. Right, they can't say that was funny because it wasn't. They say it took a lot of balls for you to get up there and humiliate yourself with terrible material. And also, it wasn't easy for you.

You had to take speech class twice. That means you were bad at it the first time. You literally failed speech. something that we all do Because we just live in the world. I mean I can't say picture I'd be good at speech class like that Fuck you can get up in front of people. God. It sucks when I'm making fun of someone and I can't even talk I can't even talk. It doesn't help at all. Oh, this is a hot take right here.

He gets into musicals. And guess what his take is? Is that musicals, Andy? He loves them. No, just the opposite. It's the hot take. There's definitely a lot of movies that I hate where somebody's walking down the street, they start singing a few lyrics.

They might walk by like a construction site or a gym and people start following them and singing the song as well. Not only do they sing, they dance, and it's choreographed. It's not just, hey, I'm off in the corner dancing alone. No, we're dancing the the same fucking steps together. We're in it together. How did I know that you knew the same moves? How did you know that I did? Again, over-explain this, we get it. The whole premise of a musical is ridiculous. Yes, they're all singing the song. That guy knows the third harmony on it. They're all dancing the same way We get it. That's what a musical is. Yeah, it's what it's always been

This guy is trying to break it down for us. I'll be realize this but Mary Poppins you ever seen this movie It happened in the real world. This would never happen How do they know the lyrics to his food full sugar?? How can they possibly know that? Did they talk to him about it beforehand? I like it when Patrick Michael isn't so much the observation comedian like he was right there. I like it better when he's just telling straight jokes. When he's just got word play and he just knows how to tell a joke. This is one of these shoe horns in.

He has no segue for it, but he knows it's a great joke, so he has to work it into a set up routine. I really don't have a place for this next joke, but I want to say it anyways, because I'm honestly curious, because it's science. I have to wonder if somebody's killed by a, by a crow's? Is that a murder, murder?

Has to be, has to be. That a murder murder has to be, has to be. Ha ha ha. This is my favorite part of the thing. Do you know why? No, I don't. You have to listen very carefully. Oh, is that where the baby's crying in the background? Yes, the baby crying.

The baby crying. Play it again. Yeah, hold on. We pulled that back on the board. I already ripped it off. Well, I put it back because you're right. It happens a few more times, too, but this is where it starts. Yes, you can hear a baby crying. And I want to point out the fact that he's using like a Sure 58 microphone, which only picks

up the sound that's coming out right in front of it. You can even hear it quite a guess when he just moves it away from his mouth a little bit. Yeah, yeah, when he was laughing at his own joke. Correct. When he was laughing at his own joke, he pulls it away and you can barely hear him laughing. So the fact that you can hear a baby crying in the background through this microphone and with this ridiculous music playing tells me that this kid is whaling in the background. Let me find that. Here we go.

Let's play that again. I really don't have a place for this next joke, but I want to say it anyways, because I'm honestly curious, because it's science. I have to wonder if somebody's killed by a by crows. Is that a murder murder? Has to be has to be I have another example of this. Yeah, this is during his Indiana joke and you will hear this loud and clear Honestly, it's actually pretty obvious that no one knows people from Indiana because we're called Hoosiers and The first part of that is who? I feel like when anybody ever...

Hey, do you know anybody from Indiana? Who? Who? Just turning to an owl for a second. Like, we all stopped even listening to the terrible joke because we're just listening for the sweetest. Oh yeah. Right. Is that why he put the music in? So you wouldn't hear that he's neglecting his children? Is that possible? Maybe, I don't know. Like, I can relate to in this special.

He's upset with comedians. There's a kid crying in the background. What is he doing? Kid crying in the background. What is he doing? Why does he think this is okay? Dude, can you imagine 25 years ago before we could all just put shit up on the internet? If you were told, you can take a video of yourself and put it into place where everyone in the world could potentially see it.

Yep. Wouldn't you be scared shitless of what you put up on the internet? I still am. Yeah. I still have! Yeah, right. I still have! Fucking Vinnie's talking about this wheel of consequences for the creep-up. Yep.

Carl, I got this great idea. Well, dress up in speedos and shoot video of the loser watching the other person's car. Like, I'm not gonna do that. Yeah, that's on the internet for the rest of your life. Vinnie, that's terrible. Why would I do that? And that's what you're embarrassing to me. Imagine the fact that you're a terrible father

and you're posting a video of your child crying in the background while you're ignoring him. Yeah. It's embarrassing to your wife and your kid and you and your relatives. He doesn't like when comedians describe themselves as just a guy who tells dick jokes for a living. Whenever a comedian, a professional comedian,

somebody who writes jokes for a living, performs on stage, whenever they say what their job is, they usually reference the old, you know, the old saying that we've all heard a thousand times. I just tell dick jokes for a living. I tell dick jokes for a living. And I'll tell you right now, dude. That's the most degrading way to talk about your job, to talk about your art, to talk about your craft. You tell dick jokes? Why does everyone say that though?

That's what bothers me. I don't care if you have a good dick joke, but stop saying that all you do is tell dick jokes. Because you're only making comedians look that much more pathetic. I don't think he's understanding what's going on here. These are people with a sense of humor about themselves. They're funny people. They don't take themselves with goddamn seriously. She and Mrs. Sitna are going but I spend hours scratching out my jokes and talking about clowns and genders are very similar. They have these traits that are close to being identical.

He's drawing lines and charts and graphs and then he sees Bill Burrani's like, ah, no, bad, just have dick jokes. You can't say that. This is our art form. This is such an important thing that we do. It's like, no, it's not. Nothing is less funny than comedians

explaining the architecture of humor. It's rough. Really obnoxious Chris Hardwick does it all the time on the Nerdist podcast. Every time he has a comedian on his talk about, oh, what it's like to riff and have a blind. It's the opposite of funny, when Joe Rogan has comedians on, it gets into that territory too.

And it's never interesting. And this guy's upset that someone who actually writes good jokes and has comedians on, it gets into that territory too, and it's never interesting. And this guy's upset that someone who actually writes good jokes would describe themselves as a guy who just writes dick jokes for a living. Yeah. Anyway, last thing I wanna play from the standup special, he gets back into ginger talk.

Oh my God! His idea is, listen to this premise, Andy. His idea is, you know the Wolf his idea is you know the wolf man The guy the wolf fantasy guy who has hair everywhere over his face over his body What if there was a ginger wolf man this must have I've been jumped out of battery. Oh Carly I just have the best idea for my comedy special. Get nothing but the phone. I want to tell them this. It's all those things. Speaking of Wolfboy, I didn't mention it earlier. He meant to talk about it earlier in his routine. This is why I came up 17

minutes after his ginger material. Oh shit, you know what? I totally forgot about this part. This is great. It's all those things speaking of Wolfboy I didn't mention it mentioned it earlier But imagine having an entire body full of hair Like from head to toe forehead eyebrow all this is hair Now imagine it's red hair. Well that guy's not gonna live very long Not because anyone's gonna kill him, but because he's gonna off himself And he's gonna do it in a weird way too he's probably gonna make some stick his two feet in two metal pans and fill it up with concrete and fall into a river those are some

ensures folks thank you for explaining that that's a little interesting it's dipping into a psyche a little bit. Sure. Because it's bad enough that I'm a redhead. Imagine if I had this orange hair over my body, I would kill myself. And how is he gonna kill himself? Drowning to death. That's the least grizzly. It's the least. Nobody kills himself that way. That's how you murder people. Like that's a terrible way to die, drowning to death and not being able to swim to the surface. That's torture.

You heard a waterboarding? This is way worse. Way, way worse. Way worse. Nobody could suicide like that. I am so pissed. You're pissed by you physically. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,

that's a good boy's hopping over time. Yeah, I know. I'm gonna sit on the bed of my pickup truck. You physically you I'm gonna sit on the bed of my pickup truck wait for the fucking concrete to turn salad and then to hop into the fucking ocean It's like that kids in the hall, but with the one foot whatever the guys name was out of them This is such a stupid promise. It doesn't make any sense at all. It's, it just gets worse and worse. My buddy PJ put together a new parody song. Oh, I'm excited now. And typically PJ likes to sing about Patrick Michael. Yeah. But this week, it's our friend, Stuttering John.

Now, I don't have a lot to talk about with Stuttering John this week, it's our friend, Stuttering John. Now I don't have a lot to talk about with Stuttering John this week because I feel like he wants us to talk about him now. We should make some, why not talk about him? You know what I mean? It's getting to be too much. It's mentioning us on every episode. I'm like, okay.

Now it's... I listen to him this week just to see if there's anything to bring and they just decided. And I'm like, whenever. Do you know what he did this week? He had Monique from Radio Guncon and they made front of Jackie's stand up. Yeah. The exact thing that he threatened his attorney would come

after the revenge of the cis guys because they were making front of his stand up. He did the exact thing. He had the video up. And on his YouTube thing and him and Monique are making front of Jackie and I'm like, dude, are you that toned up? Are you that dumb? Yeah, it's that dumb Yeah, so of course PJ gave us that but he also gave us this fun parody song and I think you went to the Pixie's concert with me when they reunited and toured and they came to Rochester.

This is my favorite Pixie song of all time to basser and here's a parody of that. What a given everything they paid me to charity because I don't really need the money. I mean, look, shit, I need a paycheck, everybody needs a paycheck. And here's a parody of that. He's 20 but to get drunk and soon Carla Johnson-Luzer So he'll sue Carla No one likes him So he'll sue Carla He's an immenseer

So he'll sue Carla No talent Everyone knows Sittering John He's a loser Luzer Luzer Loser. Loser. Loser. Loser. Loser. Loser.

Loser. Loser. Loser. Loser. Loser. Loser. Loser. Loser.

Loser. Loser. Loser. Loser. Loser. Rock Chester. Hehehe. Pleasant man, half a male.

Good King. Yeah. That was losing his mind. Kaking yeah. His kids even his. Kaking yeah. He's too good drunk. So he'll sue. Carl.

Jocelyn Luzer. And he'll sue. Carl. No one likes him. Ha ha ha. Brilliant work once again. From our front PJ. By the way, I'm going to be on PJ's show.

We're recording another couple of days. PJ's a show. He does, it's called We Are Assholes. Okay, that tracks. Tracks. I went on our buddy Brandon F's podcast this past week, Shitty Song of the Week and that comes out on April 3rd. So check that out, that'll be fun.

I want to point out that our buddy, Kroge, put together a fun new parody for you Andy. Yeah, this is your new theme song. What? Kandy. And my guest today Crouch also did something that was awesome is he submitted for cringe of the week cringe of the week

cringe of the week and I am not listening to this yet But I just trust his judgment. So wait wait don't tell me which I believe we covered in like Pike is number 14 or something and it's in PR bullsh**. One of these NPR shows They do them in theaters in front of huge crowds and they say things that are Not even remotely humorous and people erupt Because you're in this huge theater and everyone's laughing and so when you listen to it wait wait don't tell me It's about 48% crowd reaction. Yeah

There's this thing called coronavirus. Yeah, we're not allowed to hang out with more than 10 people at a time. This is what they're doing. I like I said, I haven't listened to this, but he explained it to me at band practice. Let's check this out. And to help us along, Bill Curtis here is going to sing you one of his favorite hand washing songs. Hit it, Bill. Thank you, Peter. Ready everyone? Ain't nobody dopas me, my hand's so fresh, so clean, so fresh, and so clean, clean. Don't you think I'm so sexy, my hand's so fresh, so clean? Ain't nobody dopas me, my hand's so fresh, so clean.

Thanks to me, Bill Curtis. Wow. That was great, Bill. I think we all now feel very fresh and very clean and just a little bit dirty. Oh, no, little clapping, the sound effect. Fuck you. I'm glad, though, that the show, people are going to listen to it and say,

oh, why do I like this? Yeah. Hopefully, people will realize that without the theater all reacting ridiculously. That's the applause Sign lighting up. You would just be like, dude, I played PJs thing and then I played Crozion stuff. I got a side-tracker.

We were talking about Sennary John. So somebody put this on the Discord. I had to play this for you. Sennary John's second ever episode of the Tonight Show. So you got hired as the announcer. He's there with Jay. I don't know if you remember this, but back then he would sit in the audience

for some reason. Yes. And Jay would have some playful banter with him. So it's the second episode of her and Jay asked the crowd this question because they just hired him from Howard Stern. How many of you have no idea who John is, be honest. Woo!

Oh! Oh! Ha! Ha! How many of you have no idea who John, wha! Woo! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But so, can I watch the video of this? They get the guys who do the behind the music stuff for VH1, to do a behind the stutter for Stuttering Johnny. And this is the segment that they roll out. And I just pulled this one clip in here because I found this to be Ascenein. John studied filmmaking at New York University.

His undeniable talent landed him in internship at the Howard Stern Show. Does undeniable talent ever led you in internship? He then became a call-screeter. Wow! He must have been so talented! How did he ever pull that off? Undeniable that he had a speech impediment and they wanted to. Amazing! They wanted to exploit him.

That's incredible. I wonder if Medicated Pete also has undidiable talent because he was also an intern who they brought out the air because he's a fucking idiot. So, very John, you are Medicated Pete. That's who you are. You're an idiot that we laugh at because you suck. Alright, that's enough of that. Andy, there is a show on compound media. It's called, Would You Kindly? Are you familiar with the show? No. It is hosted by two gentlemen. One of them is my friend Eric Nagel.

E-Rock. Yep. The other one is Brian Johnson. Oh, okay. I'm very, yeah, I'm familiar with this. Andy is a big fan of Tell Him Steve Dave. Yes. And Brian Johnson. Yes. of Tell them Steve Dave. Yes. And Brian Johnson.

Yes. This is Brian Johnson talking about us. Oh, speaking of which, man, you turn me on to a podcast that I now I'm like, like when people tell me like, you know, I discovered your podcast, but you have all these episodes, but I still, I went through them and I'm like, I love it, even though it's daunting. And you and and introduced me to who are these podcasts. Oh Carl's podcast yeah I think

they have like a hundred and almost 200 episodes something like that yeah I mean there were a whole bunch of episodes and I was like holy shit like this is like I love it. I love the ruthlessness. I love the petty. To sit there as like almost feel like you're in the room and just like listening to them shreds shit. Yeah. And shreds stuff with knowledge. Like the episode you were on. Oh, thank you for that shout out at the end. I listened to the rest of it yesterday. Yeah, of course. I was on for right before Christmas break for the Tadja we were reviewing. And then we go on to talk about Eric's appearance here with the Tadja, which was great. So Brian Johnson is now a big fan of WATP. I am like so delighted. I know. And that's. Awesome, yeah. We're big fans of Brian Johnson. So I'm definitely going to reach out to him and it would be great to have him guest on

this show. You know, Vinnie. I'll be here with you. I'm eating you. I'm having some security for that one. The Jingle department we fight again. You know, Vinnie does a podcast. Vinnie Paul Lino has been on the show number ties my co-host on the creep off.

Yeah. He does a podcast where comedians who are coming into town will sit down with him and it'll do like a 45-hour long interview with them to promote the fact they're going to come into Carlson and promote their show. Right. Well, obviously that's all shut down. Mm-hmm. So he's not sure what to do.

And he's going to get the show started back up again again and he's got a bunch of really big comedians The names that we all know lined up. They's gonna be doing my remote remotely And I realized that these comedians who are just touring non-stop Have nothing to do right now. Yeah, they're looking for shit to do. Oh, yeah, I could tell because OP, his latest episode was calling into a bunch of radio shows now because all these people are star for content that they want OP on their show. We did not plan this out. It's a brilliant segue. OP is doing three shows a week again, all about coronavirus. He is taking full advantage of this situation.

He could not wait to talk to everybody he knows about it. And recently he was on the McNeil and Parking show. And they're on the score in Chicago. This is something that I used to know a lot of sports talk radio. I don't anymore. I don't know what the fuck these people are talking about. I imagine they're talking about Tom Brady and a 17 game season, but he did have for three hours a day. Like they possibly be talking about now? What are they talking about? Yeah.

Well, the answer is, OP! OP calls it an esports talk show, because they have nothing else to talk about. So, you're like literally scraping the bottom of the barrel. Yes! Literally scraping the bottom of the barrel. No finger to the bottom.

All right, literally. No finger to the lid already. Literally putting their spoon down there. All right. Fuck you. I know So they play they talk about we're gonna opion from opion Anthony and Opion Anthony and these guys are our radio vets They're like they're the ones who fucked up April fools for us Because back when they were in Boston They said the mayor had died in a car crash and they played the whole

New segment from that and then they bring opian. You still listen to him. He's got his Opio radio podcasts. You get that wherever podcasts are available. He's on the Alpomonti Ford hotline Open your honor Chicago McNeil and Parkinson's on the score. Thanks so much for the time man. Oh Hey guys, thanks for having me. First of all, you just played that old clip of man. I sound like a real jerk Yeah You live long enough it you come to the realization that you can't relate to your old self anymore But I was like such a surfer dude back there. I'm just such an idiot Nailed it In fact, I'm just such an idiot. Mail it.

It's funny because if you listen to the OP radio podcast, you hear this from the other end of the phone. Right. His podcast, it's just this only released on his channel. Oh, so he actually put this out as if it was his show. This is OP's show, not their show. I got this from their show. So he did a radio. No, no, it's his show. He did OP's show, not their show. I got this from their show. So he did a radio show.

No, no, it's his show. He did a radio press and then he turned that into his own content. Yep. Can I tell you the funniest fucking thing? Guy's grocery games is on the Food Network. Carl Ruiz used to be a guest judge or he had some affiliation with that show. Correct.

I never watched it. No. This past week, they did a tribute to Carl Ruiz and OP was on the show. Did you know this? I did. Because the beginning of this, what I just said, him putting all his appearances on his own show is him telling that story to ease. Okay. I didn't hear that. Okay. But I watched the show. It's on my DVR. We can go watch it after this. We will do that. All right. OP is on Guy's grocery game. So I didn't hear that. Okay, but I watched the show. It's on my DVR. We can go watch it after this if you want. All right, we'll do that. All right. OP is on Guy's grocery game.

So I didn't know what the show was. A new car were weasel was on it. It is bonkers. They're having so much fucking fun all the time. Like everything's so funny and crazy. And can you believe we're gonna make this recipe with all this hot sauce? Whoa!

That's gonna be spicy. Like it is terrible. It's the worst thing you've ever seen. They bring Opie out. Opie comes out with a shopping cart full of sweatshirts and hats, and he says, this is all Carl's clothes that he used to have. And the premise is, they're gonna put on these sweatshirts,

and then there's like a shoplifting game, right to go around and shoplift, and Carl, where we just brother George is a security car Don't ask I don't know why I'm explaining it. It's the dumbest fucking premise. Oh, it becomes on has to come on lines to read Doesn't horribly but the thing that's amazing is he's holding his zoom recorder on National television stop it on food network on guys show This is why guy when he was in his house, we played this on the show.

Yeah, yeah. Guys, are you fucking podcasting it? I hope we get the fuck out of here. I can't believe he- We gotta do it on Guy's show. I'm surprised Guy did just like snatching out of his hand and throwing the fucking room. Me too, Opie.

You're on National Television. It's being seen by way more people than are hearing your podcast. Put the fucking Zoom recorder down just do your appearance Unbelievable do you think I know Carl where we's what I had a good sense of humor about this But don't you think Carl would be like oh, what are you doing? Yeah, what are you doing? Guy invited you on the show. How did he even get out on camera with it? Like I know

Somebody be like why are you holding on why are you holding that fucking thing? And I'm sure it was edited out. They never addressed it. No one even asked what it is. Why is he holding on to it? So it's just like this really awkward, weird thing. In the middle of a show, this fucking guy looks, he looks homeless.

Oh, he looks terrible. He must have skipped tearing makeup. Because he looks terrible. He comes right up on the show. And he's holding his Zoom recorder. And just talking to fucking guy and Guy goes all right, oh, P. I need you to do the countdown for when these guys go so we're gonna do a 321 cut. Oh, he goes go He didn't get that right and I was like a few like what he's such a bonner

That's a perfect word and also If this was 20 years ago, you would have been on the radio making fun of this fucking show. Yes. All the people that were on it involved with it. Wait until you watch this show, it's so fucking corny. I can't wait to watch this. It's nothing but corn balls.

I didn't even know how Carl Rees was a part of this, but whatever. I don't want to spurch his name. Yeah, so, but I did listen to the, I think it to the, I think it was the newest one and it starts with him on Wee's recounting the day before going on this show and then it goes into the sports talk show

and then it goes into creamy butters given away like a watch and these shit heads that are over the moon about getting a watch that Opie doesn't want anymore. It's a lot of callers calling in and saying how much they love the show to butters. I don't even know. I don't know how what his bottom is. Like they talk about that with Arty Lang.

They're like, Arty, why are you getting sober? You've hit your bottom. It's like, that's not his bottom. Yeah. There's a there's a further drop from that bottom. He still has a hole in his face that he could pour drugs into. Yes. Right. Like, there's no bottom for OP. Like, OP has lost everything. It's embarrassing. He's got a guy named creamy butters who's running his Facebook group. And now he's like controlling segments of his show. And it was like, this is good. Yeah And he's just hijacking other people's shows. I think they don't be starting it to a point where we don't want to make fun of them anymore because it's too sad. He's like I'll show that. I'll be so pathetic. No one

will even rag on me anymore. Anthony will feel bad about it. It's like all right. Well you got us but before we do that, let's get back to this McNeil and Parkinson's guys show. So there are O.P.'s describing as April Fool's prank and he brings us back to that day. Now remember, this is 25 years ago. It's not like I haven't heard this story a million fucking times. Oh, but this is great. O.P.'s explaining how this all came about 25 years later. Guess who the hero of this story is.

I, yeah, I won. You get one guess. Yeah, guess who sucks at everything at this story. Anthony, well, yeah, you ruined it for the rest of us, man. You guys got all the fun in back in the day with radio doing these insane pranks. And now no one's allowed to do any April Fool's Day pranks anymore. I kind of feel bad, but radio needed to wake up at the time.

I'm saying at the top, there were so many morning shows doing really hacky April Fool's pranks and none of them were believable. And I was teaching my apartment that morning, and I'm like, what could we do today to really blow up the whole April Fool's pranks? And it came into my head. Let's say that the mayor involved the guy

in a fiery car accident. And I'm just saying that. I'm crazy trusted. So I call up Anthony. And Anthony tap asleep. But no, this is what we're doing today. We're going to say that the mayor of Boston died in a fiery car accident,

three-poffools. And Anthony goes, yeah, whatever. We're all fine. I'll see you in a couple of hours. Yeah. Thank you so many. And I remember that we looked into, like, probably we can't do this today. Are we going to do this? And I just said, you know, Epic announced it and the rest of history.

Wow. Oh, be fucking despite having a co-host who couldn't be bothered with your brilliance, you still were in a persevere. I put together this amazing radio show that got you fired. Congratulations. It's amazing. This shit had just slip-walked through the whole thing, but- Yes, I was there to carry the whole- He adds details and no one's asking for. No, no. These guys don't know O know opening Anthony from Don and Mike

They don't know what the fuck there's and the guy goes. Yeah, so you fucking fucked up April fools for all of us radio folks What we tell you how that happened I call up Anthony and they asleep probably drank too much tonight before Was it a morning show? I think it was an afternoon show. Oh, okay. Otherwise, it doesn't make sense. Yeah He's not calling it like three in the morning. I wouldn't think so. I would think they could have that meeting when they get to the station, if it's a morning show. So then the reason why OpenFD got fired in New York was because of the sex for Sam thing they did. We're couple of people we're having.

I think butt sex in St. Patrick's Cathedral. Yeah. It's frowned upon. So Open goes on to explain that he decided to do this stunt because it was time to blow up all of radio. And then, you know, then we go to New York and we get fired again for the whole takes for sand stunt that we did for three years in a row. And then after that, they really shut down radio because they increased the, you know,

the fines, the FCC fines and that. So, but I think I think the time was right for just a blow up the whole thing. Unfortunately, you know, they heard a lot of people that were still in the radio, in the radio. So, Opie's the one who blew up radio. Oliver Radio. Changed everything. After Sex for Sam, all the fines went up.

It had nothing to do with the Super Bowl, with Janet Jackson, and the FCC getting involved. Nothing to do with that. It was all we could have to do with Sex for Sam's stunt, which they had nothing to do with. People who were literally having sex, they were up in the studio. Right.

They weren't part of that. They didn't tell those people to do that. I mean, people were... They put it on the air. People were fornicating in the studio. Right. They weren't part of that. They didn't tell those people to do that. I mean, people were... They put it on the air. People were fornicating in a shirt. In a shirt. And I was like, I did that. I did it the whole time.

I did it. Well, I'll put... If you wanted to be creative for showing a whiff of all that in a girl's vagina, I'll give that to you. Yeah. All right. And then, I'll be going to explain because they ask about this other disjockeys in Chicago

who were having a feud with Opin Anthony and Opie's like, I don't remember. And I believe that. Like they have had a lot of fuses, a lot of fuses. Yeah, yeah. But Opie explains how they used to combat, used to go to combat, I should say, with these radio hosts.

I know he would try to beat us up and, you know, take shots at us, but we had to be philosophy back there. You know, you take a little shot of that, so we're going to take a nuclear war and right back at shit. You know, we didn't, we didn't play fairly, that's for sure. Very different than his philosophy these days, which is ignore Carl for years. It acts like he doesn't exist. Who are these podcasts? Never heard of it. Move it on.

Let's look at his sunset on the beach. Wow, thanks of change. I'm spinning around on the beach. Wow, thanks of change. I did listen to a little bit of Opie talking to brother Wee't rest up a sub because he's got to get the scoop on coronavirus. And who would know more about it than weeze from his condominium in Fort Water, and I do appreciate the message that they're sending. And I'm hearing it loud and clear.

Yeah. Well, people hate everything. Well, that's the world we live in, as you know, right? Yeah, we've talked about it. People just have more fun hating shit than just trying to say be nice. Yeah, it's the culture we're stuck with, unfortunately. Maybe after the coronavirus,

we'll all wake the fuck up and realize that life is precious. And why are we spending so much damn time on the hate when we should be spending it on the love. Amen. Right? Oh, he knows a lot about love. Yeah, spending time on the love. You know, he didn't, he wasn't part of a radio show that went on and actively went out of their way to take down every other morning radio show.

This bit called Jack Tolberer, right, where they would tell the past their fans to go on and post ridiculous things on their Facebook page, got all their Facebook pages taken down, call people to the point where they drove them crazy. Yeah, yeah, no, it's all about love. And not about it. I don't understand, we, I don't understand this world. There's so much hate out there. Well, I can't be all just love.

No hypocrisy there at all. Nope. None whatsoever. Last clip I want to play about OP. And I call this one Father of the Year. This is amazing because there's a lot of parents out there who are challenged. They have their kids at home all day long. They're probably working a job.

It's very difficult to juggle all these things. Now, hope it doesn't have a job, it's wife doesn't have a job, but it's still difficult. Right? You know, they're in their mansion in the Hamptons right now. They're up near York City. Yeah. It's four people living in a mansion must be hard.

With nothing you do, and millions of dollars in the bank. And we just like, bruh, you have kids, bruh. I don't even know. How do you deal with that? Oh, he's got the answer. People with little kids. Oh my God. So what do you do with the kids?

My kids, you know, they're cool. We're just keeping them busy as best we can. And you know, that iPad is a life saver for parents. And at this point, it's like, yeah, go on your iPad for eight hours. No problem. Because even if they go on their iPad for six to eight hours, we still got another six hours of stuff to do during the day.

Oh no, we just said it out loud. You just explained what a terrible parent you are. Out loud on your podcast. Why would you do that? His wife must be pissed. What did you fucking say on your podcast? You're lucky to one hears that. You're very lucky to know

what he hears that podcast because they did. They would know the worst person ever exists. A lot of people are busy with homeschooling or maybe it's concerned with getting some exercise. Achimities. He's like, you give him an iPad? That's eight hours. homeschooling or maybe it's considered with getting some exercise. Activities! He's like, you give him an iPad? That's eight hours. That's a battery die.

You got to fucking fight someone else to do. But for eight hours, is that incredible? I mean, it doesn't surprise me that he's involved as little as possible. I'm not a parent, and I'm better at it than he is. I'm literally better at it than he is somehow. Oh boy. Unbelievable. Andy, what have we not talked about yet? Hmm. We talked about Chrissy Mayer yet? A little bit. We did her podcast last week, the Chrissy Mayor show or Chrissy Mayor podcast that has come. And everyone has been asking me, are downloads way up?

Because everyone's home, you know, the world has changed, obviously. And you would think that everyone's watching Netflix and they're listening to podcasts. I mean, people are binging more things. Yeah, they're looking for things to fill the time and to get them through the day. I've never had fewer downloads at a podcast. Nobody cares about Chrissy Bayer. It's so, it's so bizarre to be like, we've been increasing at a pretty good clip for a long time. I put out Chrissy Bayer's show, I'll be like, that pass. Nobody cares.

Whoa. Nobody cares. Oh. So, I, and then what do I do? Oh, let's make fun of her some more. Yeah. I'm like, do I? I'm talking about this.

I should have done, next time I make fun of Chrissy Mayer, I'm gonna call it OP Raniac. Yeah. So I guess I fucking download it. Yeah. All right. Andy, you know what time it is? Yes.

It's time for... The T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T- The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. Endless possibilities. Is it what this part of the show is? Well, it could be anything. It's, although I've already talked about what this is going to be. I've already talked about what this is. Alright, next week is episode number 200.

Yeah. It's a big deal for us. It is going to be the roast of WATP Part 2. So we're going to have a lot of the other podcasts that we work with and make fun of and hosts and things come on and rag on me. I'm sure me saying picture will show up from time to time, a few other things,

but I'm really looking forward to it. It's gonna be a big extravaganza episode where we have a lot of fun at my expense and Frankly, 200 episodes. I'm do I'm do I'm do we made fun of it's it's been a hundred episodes Just we did that. Yep, although when crotch comes on he always finds a way to sneak it in So and I want to thank you so much for coming on. Yep. And listening to OP and listening to Patrick Michael stand up. Oh my god that was a sloth. SDR anything that you want to plug my friend. Well I'll be doing my own 20 minutes in front of a bunch of crying babies on YouTube so you can all look forward to that. All right. It'll be

probably as funny. Please Jordan's again next week. It might be the episode we find out once for all who are these podcasts? Leave well every pony. as funny. Please, Jordan's again next week. It might be the episode we find out once for all. Who are these podcasts? Leave well, every pony. Party in the must-vis. Of morning radio. And now the show is over now. Hmm.

Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. What is this garbage? How does it have a podcast? This is bullshit. Ah!

I can't fucking take it this dude is fucking corny all of it's bad none of it's good I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense Vic Carl how are you sick? I'm doing wonderful. I haven't taken a pee break this entire time Well, you peed before the show for once I did I should still be commended though I still want people to praise my name for how long I've been sitting with. So it's going longer and longer, so it's a little more impressive. Thank you, Andy. See, Vic? That's how you kiss the whole sack.

That's right. That hurt. I refuse to do that, Carl. How are you? What are you wearing, Andy? Uh, clown shoes and an eye patch. Okay, good. You look better than usual.

Carl's, I've made Carl wear a mask, not for health reasons, but... Because I've got a bit of appearance reason. It doesn't even cover my mouth, it's just like a Batman mask. I'm gonna put this on. I don't want to get thrown in a virus. I'm wearing a Zorro mask at the supermarket. You think Asians look stupid? I'll show them.

Alright, Vic, what do you got some new reviews for us? You want to read? Uh, yeah, there is not too many reviews. Um, it seems people forget to go on Apple, uh, and review, uh, five stars for WATP. That's awesome. We have thousands of reviews we're talking about. No, they're so fucking like, I don't know.

They're also fucking average. Like we need people shitting in on you in the comments again. But I brought to from some other countries. Argentina. Okay. The title was Horrible Show, Horrible Hosts. Apparently some boomers having fake laughs and shouting into a microphone is comedy now.

Five stars. That's as good as we could get. And then Latvia. The title is Thoughts, Great Work, The Spital Reviews. I do enjoy and I see WTP as critics for other podby. Whatever. Do you see what I mean? Those are so fucking boring.

Someone in Latvia, I was on our show. I was a complimentary five star review review from Lafayette. I've never been to that country. How's that possible? They put a winky face at the end, too, so. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, make sure you describe the emojis, like Shannon. Oh, right.

No, it's not an emoji. It's just the, I don't even know what that is. Emoticon. You know what? Do you know what these assholes at SCR do? The reason why they play those complimentary reviews? No. They pick a random reviewer and give them a free t-shirt.

No. They get people to give them like positive reviews. Those prize pigs, trying to get a t-shirt. Yeah, that's prize pigs. They've never even heard the show. They're like, oh, you want a sweet SDR shirt? Where to review? Fucking cares.

I say, if you give us a five star review, there's a chance I come into your house and punch you in the face. All right, we'll just pull randomly. It better be a negative content with five stars. Thank you, Andy. This guy gets it. Come on.

What are we doing? Why don't we even do it here? Vic, everyone is on pins and needles. They want to know, are you still working? Oh, yeah, I'm still working. My hours are a little bit cut, but you're still working. Okay. So people are still calling the phone sex line.

Yeah, well, the poles are still pretty warm too, so that's good. So one thing you can do when your quarantine is call a Vick and talk to your e-tower. Yeah, are you going to need fun text messages recently? Oh, the fish guy text back. Oh, good. Claimed that I made him sound like a psychopath. I don't know where he gets that from, but he doesn't use frozen fish.

They're just rotten. Can I tell you, this fish guy saw because the only thing I care about now. It's the only thing I want to hear about. I need to know every detail. What's going on with this guy? Yeah, I'll actually post the... Okay, he then like sent me a picture of like Vic

carved into a rotten fish with like a heart. Holy shit. And you made him sound like a psychopath? That's what I'm saying. I was like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, I... You doing this. Someone's got a crushy poo.

I know. I have my first fan art. Amazing. Fan art. Tyvic. Ty. Yeah. And then I got a couple like coronavirus facts like, whoa, did you get it?

No. Somebody put a mini surgical mask on the head of their dick. Oh, did you do that? Don't know how to act. That was handy. It seems like you had that idea. Now I overplayed my hand. You didn't just go with that now.

Oh. Do you put the ear things like behind the balls? Exactly. Like one behind each one. Obviously. Yeah. The balls are the ears of the dick what kind of question is that everyone knows that I got how a flower balls the hole is the mouth the balls are the ears

put on some sticks of googly eyes on the top she's as Christ yeah I've never done this before it's it's a good thing you're not a patreon subscriber unless you would have VIXFOLNNUVER Right just say from you I get a daily text of just his dick and like different poses. Oh god you just posted that Um found another fish. I'm just posted the the photo of the J-PAC as I like to say that is horrifying Sounds a lot funnier without seeing it. And they say romance is dead. Oh, man.

Croch. All right. All right, cool. Vic, let's listen to some voice bells. You ready? Absolutely. This is gonna be, we're gonna fly through this because I guess shit to do tomorrow.

I don't wanna be editing this podcast all day. What you got? I gotta do the creep off with Vinnie. I'm gonna lose this week. I put your really bad cream. I'm gonna be down. All right, let's just do this. Well,

heck, Carol. Well, heck, Carol. Well, heck, Carol. This is a voicemail for crows, I hope he's listening. Hey Carl, this is for crows. So at the end of the podcast when Carl said, hey, you have anything you want to plug,

and you always say, oh, you're what I'm gonna be in the sober later. You realize that like 12 people listen on the Discord live and the rest of us listen and when he puts it out on Sunday, who cares if you're gonna be in it later? You tell 12 people that you're gonna be in there? It's stupid. It's not being stupid. Tell me that. I can't tell this guy gets the Joker now. I Really can't tell I don't think so I but I highly doubt it wait a second You're saying there's a list here of whtp who's not very bright. Yeah, is that possible? I'm not very bright and I'm gonna do my I'm gonna try and do my character bits and

Funny voices everybody has to do a fucking funny voice now. Oh, just because you're a little bit above the colors. Gotta make fun of them. My voice is funny without putting it on. All right, I was too hard on considering John for being a call screener. You're right. Hello, Kyle.

This is Denzel calling from isolated England. And I enjoyed the Christmas atmosphere, the stuff that we're in John Betrieu, I thought you were a bit harsh, not on sort of in John, but on cold greeners. Yeah, you have to use this and it was a cold screener, but Garrett Andrews answers the phones that come from our media

and he's the funniest guy on the radio Right Tell me back Fair enough By the way, speaking of Sittering John the king of all Sittering John haters who was called into the show the last few weeks Yes left a couple of very long-winded voicemails telling us the shit that we already talked about on the show Oh my god. And he gets cut off by the three minutes. Yeah. That's why I'm gonna call back and continue. And then he

calls right back and continues on. Like guys, can we keep it to like a tight 30, 20 to 30 seconds and then just pull right out. I'd be happy to play it on the show. You know, it sounds like your love life. Yeah. Did I say seconds or minutes? Jim Romeo used to say, have a take, don't suck. Just have a take, and don't suck. Yes. I don't need you to go on.

Like, they're trying to figure out what they're going to talk about after they make the phone call. Well, you know, I kind of didn't get to the point in the first minute. So maybe I'll get it back in the ninth minute. Yeah, it's like they're doing. Alright, alright, this is a very drunk color. Wow, it's a big brain. I guess. But I got something to say, I killed you all baby. Anyone. Yeah, I'm actual guy. He told you all about shame That's oh that time that he commented on your Well, I'm also the first person to tell you about fucking ROTC. I am the original person. I told you Congratulation

Congratulation. So, hi. So, you realize it wasn't going well, but called back immediately. Still drunk. I got a minute, I left a message earlier and I'm kind of drunk and the message I left was absolute shit. I was trying to re-note garbage. Anyway, what about the garbage? I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm message earlier and I'm kind of drunk and message out of that was absolute shit Y'all turn to read notes garbage anyway, what I'm actually trying to say is uh, yeah I call you about fucking shame as we've been coming on we would get govaz's comment on our OTC with all of the OTC's govaz's podcast what's the idea?

I'm gonna take credit as being the original ROTC mentioner of, you know, credit for being a mentor. I don't know. Cool. Yeah, right. What a mentor. I have also coin to that talk about Red Bar Radio. He didn't episode about Red Bar. He talked man, shit about them. And I was only a fan of you. It's time not Red Bar. It took your word for it. Then I got into Red Bar because of ROTC which is funny you hate Redbar but you look at ROTC or ROTC loads of Redbar and gives a mad credit for making them what they are. What are you talking about? Yeah, Redbar notes for the video.

Also, this was a video a couple days ago about Chris and everybody what a big piece of here. You should watch it. It's hilarious. You'll agree with it. You want to play Christmas in it.

I'm sure. I'll, I'll have Chris. I'll have fucking Chris. You made a terrible parody. It's right up your alley.

You'll love it. Anyway, I just want to say, good work. You'll love it. Anyway, I'm gonna say good work. You fucking don't. Wow. Did anybody? No, it's dinger. Did anybody catch what he was talking about there?

Red bar. Red bar radio. What is? I don't know. We reviewed his show. Okay. He was on compound for a minute. And now he goes off on all these people.

There's a red bar show that you. We did on this. He's the one who had that sound effect that they actually have right here. He's the one that did on all these people. There's a red bar show that you did on this. He's the one who had that sound effect that they actually have right here. He's the one that did this all the time. That was a red bar right there. Apparently he makes one a Chrissy mayor in a recent. How could you not?

Apisode. And this drunk guy wants me to review it, but then I also have to acknowledge that he's the one that mentioned. Oh, that I should do that. He's a content creator, everybody. What are you talking about? Babies create the content of their diapers too. Let's stop congratulating the genre for being a fucking content creator. No one's impressed, all right? Wildly other friends. So I want to point out the fact that this guy called in and he's wasted. Yes.

Well, I didn't think the phone number in front of her, the hotline should have a breath through all eyes around it. Yeah. If you're not drunk, you shouldn't get through. True. Yes. What's crazy to me is that he called in at three o'clock in the afternoon Easter. On a Wednesday.

This is a Wednesday blackout drunk column. Now, is it possible he's in Europe? Maybe. Didn't sound like it. No. Didn't detect an accent. It's like, Tommy was so calling him. So I'm guessing this person has a drinking brothel.

Says the guy with 18 empty drinks around him all right that's all I have on that oh cripple Jesus called back away I hate Carl it's cripple Jesus I know it's been a while it has I called him but I've been catching up on your episodes. And I just can't get over the David, we were awesome episodes. And hearing him talk about how he taught Eddie Van Halen to play guitar reminds me of this awesome story when I won the Olympic gold medal in the 100 year dash. So yeah, I just wanted to share that with you,

buddy. And keep up the show. David Lee Roth taught you how to run. Well done, grateful Jesus. Thanks for calling, buddy. It's good to hear from you again. Yeah. What's every back on the show sometime? So I'm surprised he's not dead. The guy's like 22 years old. I don't know. I don't know. He's got a few more years at him. Tell him about David E. Roth, the crippled Jesus. Crippled Jesus. David's immortal. This is true. He will live forever and I will pay $80 to go see him perform live every time. The good thing about David Lee Roth is that he can still perform concerts because there's less than 10 people there. Here's another call about the

creep off. Hey Carl, so I was listening to that new podcast you got going on the creep show, the creep off, whatever the fuck. And you know, I'm going to be voting against you every single time, because I want you to be on livestream for 24 hours listening to Patrick Michaels. But I have no idea where the fuck I'm supposed to vote for you. So against you. Let me know. Give me a call back. No, nope. There's nowhere to vote. It's a possible to vote. Don't even try.

Yeah. I was I suspected this would be a thing. I wasn't going to bring it up. Because I didn't want to know you are. What's your theory here, Andy? That your fans of this show might be sandbagging you, torpedoing you on the other show. That has to be the case because Minnie sucks. Why is anyone voting for Minnie's? I don't know. Well, probably because, you know, the audio just fucking sucks, so they're gonna vote against you.

I said, my wife, I don't do the audio on this show! I said, my wife, you passed yourself. Fuck! I should be his sidekick. He wanted me to be a sidekick. I should just be the sidekick. Yeah. Yeah. Oh boy.

You know what's really scary, guys? I'm breaking down the fourth wall. Is that video was taxing me this morning. Asking me how I record when we have people on like, I remotely, and I'm like, you're asking me how to record a podcast. This is not a good sign. Uh-oh. This is a bad start. Yeah. Whatever you're thinking about doing to record a podcast. This is not a good sign. Uh oh, this is a bad start.

Yeah. Whatever you're thinking about doing, don't do it. Because you're asking for my advice. OK. I got one more voice mail to play. Save the bus for last. So you know those people and we all have worked with them. They make a joke and you're like, come on.

And then they make that same joke every day for the next 50 years or life. Yeah, that's just like what they got the reaction they wanted. They want children. Fuckin nailed it. Austin's playing it off his phone. Oh, for sure. Bad brain is kind of never a whole production studio. He's no Vinny. He's keeping it real. Yeah. Vic, anything else that you wanted to tell the people while you're on the show here? No, go on Patreon.

Be Carl's little pay pig and then you can text me. Yes, thank you. Finally, some recognition. I do want to say, and I'm actually being sincere and honest right now is I thought for sure when I'm on lost their jobs that I would lose a lot of Patreon supporters. And we've increased supporters since all this has happened and I really appreciate that because I too will likely be out of the job soon. So I really appreciate the fact that thanks for laughing at that. I really appreciate the fact that you guys are supporting the show. It's awesome. Vic, thanks so much for coming on. We will talk to you next week.

Yeah, go fuck yourself. Oh, make sure to prepare. I know you don't normally do this, but we're going to be making fun of me next week. So go ahead and prepare for that. Yeah, you might. You might go on to change gears. Change it up a little bit. Yeah. Love you. No one likes this part of the show you guys should all just kill yourself

And you have you been buddy how you holding good good you still work every single day you're out and about It's like people don't care about you. It's really such a terrible isn't it? I don't even feel that way I Did But they just bumped our pay we We're getting like hazard pay. Okay. So that goes a long way. You might die, but what if I gave you a dollar 54 hours?

Does that make it okay? Yeah, all right, that's cool. That makes me feel less upset about it. Oh, by the way, my insurance no longer on the table. But here's a buck $50 hour. Actually, they're like, oh, pay more, but we're gonna cut your hours, you know. So it's shorter days, which I appreciate.

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