Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep200 - Who Are These Podcasts Revisited

Episode Date: April 5, 2020

It's an episode 200 extravaganza!! This star-studded line-up only happens once every couple of years. I'm talking Andeeee, Crotyws, Vic... the list goes on! Aside from making fun of ourselves, we also learn that Patrick Michael has become a big celebrity, Opie is using the pandemic to get listeners, and everyone is bored of Stuttering John.  Want Vic's cell number? http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This will all be new to me. I want to thank Doug, who has just been hired by the JINGLE's department officially. So Doug White from the JINGLE's department, put together that... Finally, moving up in the world. That intro for us. Congratulations, Doug.

So thank you very much for that, Doug. I was excellent. Let's get into W-A-T-P. This is a show hosted by a guy named Carl with a rotating list of co-hosts. He got Crows, Andy, Kevin, Vinnie, Kaya, Doug, other dog, Jen, OP, Shamist, Vickendly. It's not, it let's go, it's not. It's a long list of people. All the things that you'll hear on this show.

And I want to start off by saying, Crosh, you've listened to the show. What's your take on it? Congratulations on 200 episodes, Carl. Yep. You have perfected the art of assholery. And I can't thank you enough for that. Thank you very much. And Crosh has some clips on here that we're going to get to.

The first thing I want to address is reached out to Kaya, reached out to Doug from whose right, and asked them to both participate in this episode. And they were very agreeable. Little did I know they were playing a long con on me the entire time. They said they were gonna come on the show, there no where to be found.

They said they were gonna start a clip, they never did. The Chrissy Mayor, do you? They Chrissy Mayor, do you? Chrissy Mayor, do you? At least Chrissy Mayor had been appointed. No, they did make up a lie. So I got a note last night explaining how a dog from whose right deleted whatever they had worked on.

They had spent all of this time putting together this whole big production for episode number 200 and somehow Doug deleted it off his SD card It's a possible thing that could happen Fucking makes no sense at all. They put together some elaborate ruse just to get out of doing anything for WATP Ah, it's amazing. Another nowhere to be fucking found these assholes Thanks a lot

So let's talk about someone who actually does get you to the show and does an excellent job. Our friend PJ Filiam. PJ! I was just on his show. We are assholes. There you go. We had a ridiculous podcast episode. If you want to check that out.

But PJ's going to come on a little bit. Before we do that, he sent in a new song for us. And I have not listed this, but it's called Crozier Time. So I'm excited about it. Alright, let's check this out. We did a PJ song about PJ. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Remember, this guy can't say where it's shit, but I like his lyrics.

That's the same PJ. It's the same. Alright, I'm warming up to you Crozier time time for some thick belly laughs at clips. He's already heard Crozier time get drunk with car roll and call shameless The are even the voices in his head are still... Crosure time. That means take over the episode and never let Carl talk. Can't even get a bucket sentence out in a...

And Crosure time. He wrote a song about me so the other host can suck my car. DJ needs a voice, man, say me. I know who I want as the co-host. It's the Andy or his brother Joe. So what Kaya or the guest the host? I want pro. Kaya or the gas the host someone PJ PJ PJ

Crosure time That means time for closure not for some jingle to apartment He is always it's crow's Nice duck can go fuck itself same for day Master Sun Yeah Woo No other hosts can hack it

They're all fucking packets They're not good, they're just your friends And I think we can all get behind that Oh sure time He's the only isotope with any real talent by that. I know this has been quite a roller coaster, but I'm Sour on PJ again. Oh, that was brilliant. Oh my god P. J are you available now? Let's go ahead and get this out of the way here Can you hear me I can hear you what's going on? Okay. Hey, how's it going? I might be biased, but that was your finest work yet Might like it. You know, he spelled closure

It was a good guess nope, not even close. No,zier. That's dude, fucking awesome. It was a good guess. Nope, that even closed. No. Okay. That's funny. I'm changing my will later today. That is the only song to be played in my funeral. By the way, PJ did tell me he wrote a song to honor the best part of W-A-T-P.

When he set that over to me. So... Yeah, I figured this whole episode is going to be about W-A-T-P. So I wanted to make sure I talked about the best part, which is obviously Crosh. Obviously. You know, we were all thinking, you just go ahead and sing about it.

All right, I used to be kind of like, if he on Crosh and then he wrote that song about me, I'm like, this guy, he's so good. I like him a lot. It's all it takes. All right, PJ, you pulled a couple other clips. Do you want to get into this? Yeah, but before that, I want to call out

Doug and Kaya for not actually having a good excuse for why their stuff got fucked up, because I had something else I was working on, and my hard drive actually failed, and that's actually a decent excuse. The leading something off your SD card. What is that? It doesn't make any sense to me. I don't like it. You're hard drive crashed. My hard drive actually crashed because that's why one of my episodes of my podcast sounds fucked up too because I had

He's in the back of recording, but yeah, because initially it was gonna be you rapping with yourself as a It was it was going to be you wrapping with yourself as a Distrack against shameless and Damn it against it was a response to snakes in the grass, which I'm still going to do But pulling clips and making you say stuff was so time-consuming. I'm like I'm not doing that again At least not right now. Just tell me what to say and I'll record it Corn and Corne. I want to make this out. But yeah, so I only did a couple clips because I was expecting, I figured, man, you have a lot of co-hosts, you must have a lot of friends, they'll probably all come on here and

have a bunch of clips, but I guess not. So I only sent in a couple because I didn't want to take up too much of your time. It turns out you're the market for actions. So I... All right. So the first clip is, I was just listening through for some clips and I found that and it was well Obviously, that's the point of the show is to listen through to clips, but anyways It's just the ultimate irony for this show to say something like that. Yeah, all right

Is we now have people listening to the show who are just hoping to be outraged? There's people who are definitely down in the show who are just hoping to be outraged. There's people who are definitely downloading the show, listening through it because they want to post whatever clip is going to get everybody in a frenzy and piss everybody off, which is a weird way to live your life. Okay? Going back to the very special episode of WATP. Oh, that's beautiful.

I can send the other clip that I have, I'm guessing you're gonna play since you mentioned I had multiple clips, but I thought it'd be fun to point out all the times that you said the N-word on the show. Since 200 episodes, you've probably said a lot. Yeah, I have a clip here that says Carl says the N-word, and I haven't listened to it yet, but let's check this out. Yeah, but check this out if you actually want to play or not You're making me nervous about it, but all right, let's see What why is that so crazy? I'm sex with tons of girls Drift your imporning leader I have sex with tons of girls. Grip, drip, party leader, pomp and girl. Sexy. If I went theater, I actually don't enjoy sleeping with nigger.

I feel like, I don't remember saying the ad word, but now. If there's proof, I obviously did. It all makes sense now. Yeah, I mean, 200 episodes, you're gonna blood out a couple an words, so that was only a few of the ones I could find but I figured five was enough PJ your brilliant. I have no idea why your podcast sucks so bad because you are brilliant Podcast is amazing. It's just that you don't understand spreadsheets and numbers I wasn't gonna bring this up this guy the podcast is based on a spreadsheet that are all the

Wasn't really bring this up this guy the podcast is based on a spreadsheet that are all the Home server looking at and they're changing numbers and updated at the fucking tally at real time Well now it's 64 168 like whatever Come on, it doesn't sound interesting come on crush check it out. I will do that. All right You gotta listen to it. Thank you very much, buddy. Thanks for coming on and all the contributions that you've had to this show over the years we appreciate it. Yeah, no problem. Sorry that no one else cares about you enough to send in clips. I'm crying on the inside.

Yeah. All right, buddy. PJ, you are the winner. We'll be with you in the wings later, buddy. All right, Kroge, let's get into it. You got some clips here. Yeah, I only brought a couple of things. And I mean, so here's the thing,

I clip a bunch of crazy shift from WATP, and then I come right back here and play it for you. So like, I don't really, you know, so I decided you're always making fun of WATP. This is not like a special episode for you. Yeah, I make fun of WATP online and the Discord here in front of the microphone. I never stop, so it's like, so for episode 200, I make fun of W-A-T-P online and the discord here in front of the microphone. I never stop, so it's like, so for episode 200, I want to do something really special.

Good. I wanted to celebrate your music career, Carl. Oh, shit. We all know it's long and varied and the patrons got the very special treat of hearing you rap. So, right. I gave your brother two cases of Mountain Dew and bullied the fuck out of him. And he gave me the hidden track.

I have the hidden tape. I have 10 year old Carl, Master K. Okay. He's hair in the fuck up. Unfortunately, you'll hear, you know, the old technology isn't great at the tape cuts off this when you're getting your flow. But here's the number one. Okay.

Yo, this is Master K. And I'm here to say that I'm rocking on the mic in an old school way. So may I grow older, I'm gonna get bigger. I've started a podcast and I'll use the word name. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Well, you know, race was on your mind, in fact, then. True. Yeah. And so, you know, and when I first met you, you were playing in sluts with our wonderful friend, Andy.

Yeah. Um, let's hear a clip of that. Here's number two. Oh, shit. This song's called Exactly Right. Ha. That's a Exactly Right. On a picture on my wall.

That's a Exactly Right. Ha. It's a picture of baby's balls. Ha. That's a pretty good song. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.'s a picture of baby's balls. That's a pretty good song. I stand by the wall.

Why was I the lead singer of a band? Why do I host a podcast? I can't even talk. Well, I had a rap career for Christ's sake. I can't even fucking talk. My favorite part was always the softer side of Carl, the sensitive side of Carl. Yep, okay, good.

Your erotic smooth jazz stuff, like not a lot of people are into it, but it was always my favorite. Oh, thank you. Number three is the Carl and Kenny G. Oh, he can also produce much more calm than I can, and his come is really a wonderfully tasty treat. When he's really horny, he'll shoot a load in excess of 200ccs, including gel.

That's quite a mouthful, but we always think of fun things to do with his spunk once he's pumped out a load Not only do I love the taste of his coms But he also is a big fan our favorite thing to do is for me to smear myself with his come and he licks it off me while I myself come That doesn't even sound like my voice You could have done a better job without By the way if you want to hear that whole story, that's from the zoo file episode I did with Dick Masterson, it's available on our Patreon. Yeah, and I promise you will not forget it. You will not forget that one. You will not

forget. That was a pretty good collaboration I had going with Kenny G for a while. Yeah, yeah, it's too bad he's not around these days. And then, uh, you know, um, there was that, that, that short period where you started a Guns and Rose's cover band. And I mean, it's not really my thing, but it, it's pitch perfect. I mean, it sounds exactly like it. Here's number four. I don't need to find none of your old chains today. I mean, it sounds exactly like them. What was the last time you played that on WATP? It was like three and a half years ago. There's W8GB 100.

It was. I'm bringing it back in half. Happy couple years. I'll just be like, by the way, I mean, you know, if there's a bustle in your head drill, but it's quite a lyric. Yeah. Anyway, congratulations, Carl, not only on being such a versatile musician, but on two-hundred episodes

of this bullshit, it's amazing. It really is. Right. It is surprising, I think, as the word you're looking for. Kroger, I want to thank you very much for putting that together. And for being everyone's favorite co-host, you know, I think it's just because you sound like Alex Jones. I don't think anyone actually cares all what you have to say. I read the sub-run and people just like, like, Croager Guy. Sounds like an interesting character.

Whenever a couple bits of joke you've said or an interesting point you made. No. Never once. I listen back, it's like a reanimated corpse. I'm like, holy shit. It sounds like I've been dead for five or six years So I also did a podcast recently that was shitty song of the week with my buddy Brandon and Brandon sent in a clip for us for episode number 200 So let's see let's see what he has to say about our 200th episode. Hey Carl congrats from all of us over at shitty song of the week I'm making it the 200 episodes Oh wait wait wait hold on hold, I had some music for this. Ah, there we go.

Oh shit. It's like a solid F-sharp to add to any occasion. Now I tried to get Patrick Michael to congratulate you on all of your success, but he said he was busy working on a new podcast. Something about a show where he reviews his reviews of other people's reviews. So this is where you got that to look forward to. But wow Carl, 200 episodes. That's quite the accomplishment.

I mean really, let's break that doubt shall we? 200 featured podcasts. And now that you cover multiple shows each week, that's over a thousand hours of your time wasted listening to absolute garbage just for my amusement. Now look, I'm sure that number is probably wrong, but I can't be that far off, can I? I mean, some people would call that dedication, but really, it's fucking mental illness. I mean, I enjoy listening to garbage, too, but fuck, at least the shitty song ends before the 10-minute mark.

I mean, for the most part. What are you doing, Carl? Volunteerly listening to OP and stuttering Johnny Tweek multiple times, just the pull clips? Time is precious, Carl don't waste it, and now you're paying Vic Henley for his fucking stand-up special. For fuck's sake, do yourself a favor and stop. Think of a long-term effects of what you're doing. I mean, one day, you'll be an old man whose brains are turned to shit. And the only recognizable memories that you'll have are memories of Opie radio. Is that really what you want?

And but in all seriousness, Carl, I love the show. And I look forward listening to another 200 episodes. Well, at least until Shamus murders you, wears wears your skin and then tries to take over the show. Keep it all the great word, Cuzeroo. And from everyone as shitty song of the week, just gotta say, GIGGING GIGGING! Oh God, that was fucking awful. What did I do that for? There's a fucking karaoke track to cumbersome? Yeah, who the fuck? Holy shit, that was so distracting for me. That was the song I pulled for

Shitty Saga of the Week and it is a garbage. Yeah. Not good. Next week, we have our friend Doug from Good Times Great movies. What I love about that dog is he doesn't delete shit off an SD card. He's going to come on and we're going to roast a podcast. He also sent in a clip to celebrate our 200th episode. Let's see what he has to say. Hey Carl, it's a nice Doug here. I hear that you have recorded 200 episodes and for some reason we have to celebrate that. Yep. Super exciting.

I mean, you know, 200 episodes, you put one out every week. That means you've been doing this for not even four years yet. Congratulations. I mean, that kind of output, it's on par with, I guess what Shamest does in a year, so that's something to be proud of. You know, I think the 200 episodes really is a testament to, I guess just how little you have going on in your life. I know a lot of your listeners probably do know this, but this is what you do on Saturday.

You record these shows on a Saturday, and then probably later on that day, you spend more time on your day off editing them. Or if not, oh, maybe you, you know, oh, I have an isotope show to play because you've 15 people. That's a huge draw. So maybe you've then edited it on Sunday before you put it out, but I don't know, man, like, I saw your videos, I think you work in like marketing or advertising or telemarketing or something that seems super boring. I even found an article, I guess you write regular articles online. It was the most bland thing I have ever read in my life. Your job sounds so depressing. Like it sounds like the most unfulfilling work that anyone could

possibly do. And so then when you have some time off, you have actual time off that you could possibly spend with your wife, you choose to do this show instead. This is how you use your free time. Like I get it. If you're just doing this on a Wednesday night or something to blow off some steam, great. You know what? Use your weekend to do something nice. This is how you spend your time. What a waste. What a horrible, horrible waste. You're providing content that Isn't worth it It's not worth it man But you know what congrats on this 200 episodes, you know what here's to 200 more

Exactchy Pitcher I don't know what other stuff should I say. I don't care. Carl, I'll see you next week, man. All right, thanks, Doug. Marvellous. Thanks for setting that in. We do this every Saturday.

Every fucking Saturday! Yeah. This is what we do. Sunshine and Berzer chirping. Nope. In the basement. In the basement, there are no windows. I cannot see what's going on in the outside world

My buddy Vinny Paulino him and I host a podcast called the creep off together indeed He sent over a clip because I nagged him a bunch of times He was actually sending me over all the people who will be in the Scum parade on tomorrow's show that we're recording and I said hey asshole Where's that quip you're gonna say oh shit, so he pulls it with together the last minute I can't imagine this isn't amazing. Let's see what he has to say got where to start with this now WATP it's Vinnie Congratulations are in order 200 episodes over a million downloads nice work

Congratulations and seriously go to Kevin for knowing when to quit You to Carl you smart ass hole You know Carl you you're showing it takes a lot of balls to make a show like watp popular You've also proven that it takes a couple extra chromosomes So I hope they cure whatever disease it is that makes you this way. Shout out to the opster Patrick Michael and Stuttering John for their contributions. If it wasn't for you Dickhead's car, I'll be standing alone in his basement grinning for no fucking reason at all. I guess also thanks to the fans of the show for making it possible, except for Vic, I fucking hate you Vic.

I also hate to voice mail segment. Most importantly, Carl, I hate your basement. So here's the 200 more of whatever the fuck this is. It's my pleasure to stop by and co-host every now and again. So thank you for allowing me to be a part of that. And I guess I'll see you tomorrow for the creep off, buddy. All right, Betty. Thank you so much for putting that together.

Vinnie hates the basement. The last time he was over, I went to take a piss break. And he shot video of the basement and then posted it on Twitter so that everyone can see what I call my studio. He does like making fun of that, quite a bit. He talked about how Kevin got out at the right time. You guys remember Kevin? Vagely.

Vagely. I think we were in a band with him for a while and then he was my co-host here on Who Are These Podcasts. You wanna love him about Kevin? He did all of the internet bullshit that now I have to do. Oh, yeah. He took care of all the uploading, the descriptions, tweeted now and again. It was great. Now it's all on me Thanks a lot Kevin Kevin did put something together for us now and sent this in so let's check out what he has to say 200 episodes

What a friggin milestone. I remember all the way back when the show was good, you know I was doing zero show prep and half-assing impressions of people. No one knew But yeah, you've done well, Carl. The podcast is, you know, more popular now than ever. And that has most certainly due to your huge rage boner for Greg Opie Hughes, Stuttering John, and whoever the fuck shameless is this week. Some people compare Carl to Howard Stern. And I can see the reason they would. Both are rich, white, and they have hot wives that are obsessed with their cats.

But the real reason people would compare Carl to Howard Stern is they both wear wigs. The show's fans have certainly become more toxic after 200 episodes. Back in the old days we got a thumbs up or a thumbs down from fans and now you have a subreddit that Reddit refers to as in danger of being banned for continued use of the words kike, jubag, and croge. Seriously, the coronavirus read the WATP subreddit and was like, Jesus, this shit is harsh! Speaking of COVID-19, I want the audience to know that Carl is using all that sweet, sweet

patreon money he's earning to buy up all the toilet paper in order to wipe up the massive loads he's constantly blowing all over Anthony Cumie's headshot. Proges in his studio because why wouldn't he be? He isn't worried about contracting coronavirus from Carl as they already have given each other super-aids long ago. But seriously, together Carl and I started this show all the way back in 2016. I was newly divorced and suicidal and Carl was bored of making six figures and being in 24 mediocre rock bands.

Together it was a match made in heaven. But like everything I start, I end up fizzling out. Some people could compare me to Arty Lang, I guess. Mostly because we both should have been dead long ago. Suttering John is relevant again, thanks to Carl. In fact, I just learned that John wrote the comedy roast of Kreme Abdul Jabbar. So hopefully these jokes can land me the writing job on Larry Bird's successful catheter insertion extravaganza. If I'm being honest though, I don't listen to the show anymore.

Not because I dislike Carl or Kroger, whoever the fuck Kaya is, but mostly because I have better things to do, like doing the math on the Patreon numbers and wondering how much of that I would be getting mother fuck her. In conclusion, congrats Carl on 200 episodes. I wish you continued success in the show and I hope you go another 200. As long as OP doesn't die walking into an open manhole while staring at his Zoom record. Thanks for having me. Give the Jingles department a huge hug for me Kavindol is shit. That's awesome. Oh, thank you very much, buddy We miss you over here on WATP He mentioned giving a hug to the Jingles department. Well Jen from the Jingles department also sent in a tribute to us

Oh fantastic, so I'm sure that her amazing voice I'm sure she's saying it an awesome song for us if I put something really special together. Let's see. Hi Carl, it's Jen from the Jingles department. 200 episodes is a huge accomplishment and all of us here at the Jingles department would just like to say congratulations. So I'd like to make a toast to Carl. You know, people say you're a jerk, you your mean, you have a terrible speaking voice, you're a troll, and you sound like a fat guy. Anyways, here's to 200 more

episodes. Cheers! Nice, Jen. Thanks a lot. Always has my back. Uh, what was it? It was probably a hundred or so episodes ago. Andy came over and we listened to a show called Bunga Bunga and this guy named Maynard. Yes! From Planet Maynard down in Australia. And Maynard is one of our favorites, all time favorites. Him and Tim Ferguson do a podcast that is fucking bonkers. You can't make hats or tails of anything they're talking about. He put together a tribute for us, so we appreciate that. Let's check out what Maynard has to say. Don't expect too much.

Hey Jim, guess what's happening? What's happening? What's happening? W-A-T-P? Who are these podcasts? Are celebrating their 200 show? 200 what are these podcast podcasts? And they're also celebrating their 2,518th one-star review on iTunes. Congratulations people! BOOM! One star, we could dream of getting one star. Of course, their reactions to their reviews and their roasts have been fairly mixed. Who could forget that woman that got all's cusnicity with Carl and tried to have him killed at work?

I hate you! I hate you more! And who can forget those kids that had things to say about it when he said that their show could have been better? Ehh! Ehh! Ehh! Ehh! Ehh!

Ehh! And this is what they said about Planet Main Arden, Bunga Bunga. This is a show called Planet Meenerd, put a show called Bunga, Bunga. Yeah. I had no idea how I was going to describe this show. It is throwing shit at a wall. Yeah. And this bowl show is just one big jerk.

Exactly. Oh, that makes a lot of sense. Yes, really. We've been on two loose a leash for far too long, Tim. It's about time someone put us in our place. Yeah. I'm glad we're putting our place. In fact, our show has been made better. We've moved all our boring Patreon comments

into the actual Patreon section and made a show, especially for Patreon, called Patreon Poundering. So we benefited from being shit on, and you can too. Yes, you can shit on, hang on, what? Congratulations anyway, 200 shows of WATP, as we. 200 shows of W-A-T-P, as we like to say. W-A-T-P. Most of the time about the sound effects I said.

They said we had... Hello, darling. Too many. Oh, man. Oh, man. Yeah. God bless our destiny. Yeah.

Oh, man, I'm brilliant, my friend. Thank you very much for setting that in. They're just, you can't dislike those people. Ah, that's, that's like a shot of Red Bull, those guys, right? Wow, yeah. Certainly are. Our buddy Andy's gonna join us, you know, a little bit, and he actually sent in a clip. So let's check out what Andy has to say before we bring him on the show. Hey Carl, it's Andy. I've been drinking all night, so it's the perfect time to call in and wish WATP a wonderful 200 episodes.

Another 100 episodes down in another roast. I guess if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Or if it sucks, balls stop trying. There's a lot of new blood these days. Vic, of course, the listeners are obsessed with Vic, cellboes, and feet. But I mean, whatever happened to the titties, Carl. Vic must have like some deflated beach balls for listeners to be

like, uh, what's the furthest thing away from the titties? The feet, show me the feet. And I'm still not convinced that Vic is, uh, not a 13 year old boy, just like trolling the discord Vickson touched with more predators in the discord than Joe exotic And he got Kaya Kaya's been on a lot. See he's kind of sounds like Vlad the impeler Crossed with my office IT guy. I'm just like, hey rubber dick. It sounds like your jokes

are putting your mouth to sleep. And you got who's right, Doug? Doug sounds like he writes a slash thick about Greta Thurneberg for Breitbart. And Doug sounds like he's punched more cops than John Gotti's guma. Doug recently showed up with over a hundred clips. Unlike Hey Robert Dick, that's too many clips. That's like more than how many cops you've punched. What does N'Paya prove one thing that W-A-T-P and the female orgasm have something in common? They're both better when Carl's not involved. And Kevin, I think Kevin is a clear voyant because Kevin has been social distancing himself from Carl since episode 59. When I think about Carl and WATP and the energy of this show, you know, people want to say that maybe they

have like big dick energy, but I think Carl has hysterectomy energy. Because Carl is such a useless con. He keeps saying that he's in marketing, but in 200 episodes, there's been no fucking advertisers, Carl. 200 episodes or spend no fucking advertisers Carl Deep this guy that does deep this Who is revealed on a recent bonus episode that Carl got beat up by the drummer from the misfits

And I'm like, hey, rubber dick. You guys should hope shit open for baby metal. So Carl could fight in his weight class. But W-A-T-3 is almost over, guys. Carl's got a new show with Vinnie Paul, you know. It's the creep off. Is that the show title? Or is that like a suggestion for the hosts? You guys should just creep off a fucking cliff Anyway, Carl, I love your balls. I'll see you soon

Andy well done my friend very nice Hello, hey, what's happening buddy? Far far more sober now. Hey rubber dick. Speaking of rubber dick. Andy's brother Joe sent in a tribute to us. Oh fantastic. Yeah. Do you know about this, Andy? Uh, yes. I haven't heard it. All right. So this is Andrea proved everybody. Here's, uh, no, no, no. Here is the same voice saying other things. Hey, Carl, it's Andy's brother Joe congratulating you on 200 episodes.

I can never picture you taking the show this far. I remember when Kevin said he was leaving and I was like, well, there he goes, all the talent. But I was wrong. That's exactly when you started to take off. Because it's when you took your hobby of being a total cunt and weaponized it for the internet. By stealing other people's ideas and their fan base, you were able to stoke a smoldering ember of hate into an inferno of knockoff mediocrity. You became an insufferable four-year-old of a podcaster, so desperate for attention that you became impossible to ignore. So it's so that you have parlayed that

into meeting your heroes. And there's something to be said for that. I don't know what that something is, but somebody has said something. Can it just be over now? Anyway, congrats on taking this Gary Indiana of a podcast to 200 episodes. I look forward to episode 300 when Kaya and Vic are reminiscing about old What's His Name that got murdered, suicide, and by Patrick Michael. Speaking of shameless, I decided to start writing a joke book that maybe someday he can rip off or learn something from.

Here's one. What did one homo say to the other homo? I don't know, I wasn't it bad practice! Oh, nice job, Andy's brother, Joe. He also sent in, and I'm not listening to any of this stuff, yeah. He also sent in three in Three tracks called joke one joke two and joke three. I do not know what this is But he told me I could cover it in throughout the show All right, let's check it out here is joke one. All right. I got one for you Carl What did the autistic rape victims say to the missing sex offender? Our son's podcast is really taking off sex offender. Our son's podcast is really taking off. Wow well you got a fan in crotch that's really sure. You know what I mean that order that Amazon for you how do you get the Kindle Versus? All right here's joke number two. All right

here's one. What did the washed up has been say that the delusional narcissist? Carl you should really check me out on who's right? All right, I like that. Wow one more joke for us. There we go. All right. Here's a joke for you Carl What did one asshole say to another asshole? I? Don't know I declined the evite to your last marketing meeting I don't know, I declined the e-vite to your last marketing meeting. Oh boy, good times. Andy, I think that's all of the clips that we needed to play. And we had something very important to talk about.

Even more important than our 200th episode, which is extremely important. Yeah, of course. Obviously. I'm really very excited about it. This is going to supersede the 200th, like the importance of the 200 episodes. We just have to move on to this,

because it's so ridiculous. Yeah. Our friend, Patrick Michael, was a featured stand- act on Killtony. This is a show that he's been obsessed with. He used to review it on a weekly basis. He had Kill Mondays, all about Killtony. And now that Killtony can't do live shows from the comedy store in LA, there are a while

in people to just send in one minute long standup clips of themselves and are just playing that on the show. So when I want to do before we get into this guys, is I'm going to play the 60 seconds of standup that Todd sent in for Killtony to play on their show. So this is, it moves fast. It moves fast, there's a lot of jokes. A lot of jokes. Here we go. I realize I look like Bobby Hill if you never got in a propane, but he does work at a gas station. Huh? Being a redhead sucks, simply because of the most identifiable group of whites amongst other races. It's why you never

see a ginger on a wanted poster. We always get caught. Huh? I am a stay at home dad though, which is just a nice way of saying I'm unemployed. I like that one. Having two kids has been horrendous, mostly because their parents won't pay the ransom. I hear a lot of people say life is like a box of chocolates. And if that's the case, what do we tell diabetics?

I do have a solution to make one want to be less diabetic. Let's put the sizes of our clothes on the outside. Is that a 7 XL? Did you make your shirt from a bedsheet? I found out the hard way my aunt had a miscarriage recently. We're at a family reunion and as she walks by, she passes gas. And I say, smells like something died inside of you. Now as she's off in the distance crying, I realize I should only feel bad for my cousin who just found out they'll never have a brother

But let me end with this. How can we've never seen a porn start based on a true story? Is that because none of us are willing to believe Gary had a threesome inside of a basket robins? Huh? Thanks I yeah, it's so puzzling that I Spend a lot of time with that man. It's a good word I spent a lot of time with that miscarriage's puzzling, it's a good word. I spent a lot of time with that miscarriage joke. And I was like, so where did it come from? What is he trying to say? What is going on here?

Why is that a topic of discussion? And my cousin will never have a brother and someone died inside of my aunt. Like, it's so fucking bizarre and crazy. And out there, it's like, it's not, it has nothing in contact with actual human experience. So they mean?

They played that on Killtony. If you go to the YouTube video of this, there have been over 60,000 views of this episode of Killtony, which is like two hours long, there's just a quick segment in there. And I want to point out, people don't know what Killtony is. Tony Hinchcliffe is a standard comedian, very good standard comedian. Him and Brian Redban do the show where they let amateurs come up and do 60 seconds of comedy, they're always terrible for the most part. There's been a couple of people who are good, but for the most part, it's just terrible comedies who get no laughs. And then they talk to them for five or seven minutes

about, what were you thinking when you put this together? Why did you think that people would laugh at us? That's what this show is. Yeah. Yeah. She was so fucking excited to get on the show. He sent in his tape. Before we get into it. The dream come true for him. Oh, it isn't true.

Come true. In fact, he does an episode of the nine minute podcast after this where he has his own. ["Fake Me"] ["Fake Me"] ["Fake Me"] Todd. ["Fake Me"] ["Fake Me"]

["Fake Me"] ["Fake Me"] ["Fake Me"] ["Fake Me"] ["Fake Me"] ["Fake Me"] Yeah. So he's very excited about this.

What's play the interview they did on Kill Tony with Shameless. Yeah. Let's talk about that. And then let's play Shameless's reaction to this because it's so disconnected. It doesn't make any fucking sense. It's so sad. After they play his stand up video, they pop him on his web camera and their shame is talking to his heroes for the first time and it's a big deal for him. The first thing that Tony realizes that this guy is a child. I love it. You're the first person this evening that has called in inside of his own fort that he built.

Yeah. That's right. That's right. That's your bed fold up. I think he's in the back though. I'm actually in the back pants. I love it. So you might have noticed there,

and I'm gonna zoom in on this a little bit, that his internet connection sucks. Yeah, it's real bad. They can't even have a conversation with the guy, and this is all I wanted to have happen was to have a conversation with this guy. Yeah. And it's all shame is wanted to have it. Right. It's its dream come true and let me just play a couple examples of his internet sucking. Um, so Patrick, what do you do for work? Where are you?

I'm in India. I saw the thing really made sense. Where? Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. I said India. Yeah, India. That's what this turned into. Why do they have a conversation with this guy? I just saw your 60 second standup that you sat in.

Let's talk about it. And instead, it's just garbled nonsense. Every answer. Every answer. Every answer he tries to give gets gobbled up. Tony's like, I'd love to invite you to do a show with me. What's your address? And he's like, er, er, er, internet is. And what is your baby mama do? She's actually a CNA.

So, freaking with the old people taking... I'm during the pandemic. My goodness. Turns out the internet's not so good inside of coffins in Indiana. Yeah, you're missing the closet, man. Oh, sorry. No, missing that moment. Oh, sorry. No, go for it. Oh, yeah. Again, he's like surrounded by bedsheets that make him look like he's in another realm.

He's in a closet. Yeah. He's got his flat bedsheet hanging up around him so you don't know he's in a closet. Right. So you can't see the horrible way that he lives his life. He needs to hide all of that shame that he has for living in the trailer park because his girlfriend who pays all the bills is a CNA. This is the last clip I have on his internet connection.

Tony's just like, who the fuck is your ISP? What's your internet service provider? We have the good guy, but inside of a really protective myself from the quarantine, I'm whole self in it. So, just be safe. It's a CNA, she could bring... Patrick, we love you. We're gonna let you go.

The internet's just a little bit janky on this one, so we're gonna keep it moving. But thank you for your submission. All right, so it seems to me like that whole appearance was a... Epic sale. Yeah, it was a train wreck during an orphanage fire. Right, yeah. And I was able to look away. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Unfortunately, Tony Hinchcliff did compliment one of his jokes. And this was a very bad idea. This is where he compliments one of his jokes. I'll tell you this is that I loved your tags on the outside joke about fat people, about diabetics. Thank you. I think you can make it broader by just talking about fat people and saying that the tags should be on the outside for fat people and then just get right to it

Okay This is all he needed Oh Yeah, this is vindication that he is a stand-up comedian He is on the level now. He's shameless. He's famous. This is so exciting Yeah, when I saw this pop up Tuesday morning, on our sub-reddit, I've never been happier about something. I believe that.

It's so exciting. This was Christmas morning. This was Christmas morning. Yes! Sheamus and his dreams come true. I can't wait to see how he reacts to this. Yeah. And boy, did he react to this?

Of course, there are those you want to play. I know you pulled some clips. And boy did he react to this. Of course, there he is. You want to play. I know you pulled some clips. You know, I have a lot. So he did a show right before this happened and a show right after. OK. I have a bunch from the show right before.

Let's do that. And then let's talk about happening afterwards because I can't wait to get into his victory lap. But let's talk with what he said. What's that was talking about? So if we're going to step back in time, he's already recorded the minute, but he hasn't submitted it yet. Okay, so that's where we are. Okay. This episode gets off to an incredibly strong start. Here's number five. As usual, we have a quick nine minute episode for you. We're gonna talk about something pretty important that's just come across my attention.

Came to my attention, came across my attention. Either way, it doesn't really make much sense to me because it's already been, I don't know, who cares. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna try to make it a thing there. That's the first sentence. That's the beginning of the show. Like dude, when you're in a recording studio and you fuck up the first note, you just hit stop. Yeah, you just start, you go, and you go back to the beginning, you just, okay, we're not, you know, what the fuck are you doing? That's your opening statement. Crush, do you record 10 bucks a day? What the fuck do you know? Well, we're gonna get into that that attitude Carl now

No, listen he's again. This is just before he's appeared on the Kiltoni show, but he is an expert in comedy car Oh, okay. He's done two sets. I've seen them both. This is number six So I figure you know what Let's get back into comedy. I's done two sets. I see them both. This is number six So I figure you know what? Let's get back into comedy. I've done two sets and I'm still you know the podcasting is really where I find my jokes Now that's just amazing podcasting is where you find my jokes. I've done two sets So I'm a fucking comedy expert and he goes out and on about comedy. He's not too satz.

Yeah, he's like a pro. Yeah, it's it's unfuckin' believe it. Can we talk about that real quick? Cause there are people who are just joining us now. I don't know about the saga of this guy who's Patrick Michael slash Todd slash Shamist McKillian. Sure. Right.

He did stand up comedy. He posted on YouTube. He's holding index cards and flipping through them and reading off jokes. He did stand up comedy. He posted it on YouTube. He's holding index cards and flipping through them and reading off jokes. Nervously. Nervously. Nervously. Nervously reading. Terrible jokes. Getting zero response from anybody in the crowd.

He's like doing an open mic thing. Doing really quick like, ha ha, in between the jokes so that you know that's where the joke ends and the next joke he ends. And he rocket ship just fires through these jokes as fast as he can super nervous laughing staring at the cards all hunched up on the stage and then that you could not and leave the stage and an open mic night in an empty room. So I guess what we're saying is this person isn't not an expert on all things cavity. I guess it should also be noted that he did this at the in tandem with his 20 minute special that we already tore apart. It's the same backdrop, the same out.

So this is what he whiffed hell from his 20 minute special that he put on YouTube so that he could submit it special to Tony. So let's let's just 60 seconds that wasn't part of the 20 minutes that he put out. Right. I'm glad you guys brought that up. Let's talk about this minute. Yeah. So my number 15 he talks about how he crafted this minute of comedy diamond.

And here's the crazy thing about my minute. It was real difficult to chop it down to 60 seconds you guys. When I initially did, when I admit, well, okay put it this way, what I had initially wrote for the, for the 60 seconds, once I recorded it, I was like holy shit, that's like four minutes. Now, let's just remember, we've already, we've already, what do I take out, it's all gold! We've already heard the minute, nothing is connected. No. It's a bunch of sentences that are completely independent of one another. It's not like he has a long story, a tale, and you need this twist to get to the other twist. Yeah. And this punchline depends on that part. No, it's just a bunch of one-liners that are fucking zero-liners because they don't make any fucking sense.

But, Carl! Number 16, he has... Almost 10 jokes. Oh wow throughout the 60 seconds. I have almost 10 jokes in 60 seconds I don't know what that says to you But certainly I'm impressed

Now first of all of the fuck on he's impressed with himself Oh, come on! Now first of all, of the fuck on! He's impressed with himself. I guess someone is. Yeah. Now, this is the 9 Minute Podcast. I want to read to you the description of every episode of the 9 Minute Podcast, because I all have the same description, because of course that's how you make a fucking podcast.

Right. That's how you make a fucking podcast right new episode exclamation point click the play button and share some laughs L-A-V-E-S with the shortest podcast currently creating exclamation point That's a sales pitch Share some waves with the shortest podcast going not good not funny not, guys is the sure list and I'm impressed. I'm impressed. I was reading the nine minute podcast reviews today. Yeah, they're funny.

There's a five-star review from Gaggia. It says, it's laughs, not lambs. Now, uh. Oh, so fucking funny. Oh, there's another one here. I gotta read real quick and then I'll get back into this from hamburger Jones. Don't tell me you love me, five stars.

As a snake chaser, the field of India, I was tipped off about this podcast. There's nothing I enjoy listening to more at work than the Night Minute Podcast. Funny and sightful and formative. Obsessed with Shamus? How could you blame us? Oh, there's a lot of great reviews on here.

I really, they're outstanding. They're all five stars to fucking fantastic. Except for one idiot, back in December, who wrote comedy question mark, South, Hylpina give it one start. How is this entertaining? And how is this considered a comedy podcast? What do you mean?

What's that funny about the show? You just don't get it. It's all jokes. It's all jokes all the time. Yeah. Almost 10 jokes. Almost now. So number 17, he breaks this down to something I've never heard any other comedian talk about. And not that I've listened everything, but I'm interested in comedy, I've listened to all comedians, be interviewed, read books, all that shit. I've never heard someone discuss their jokes per minute,

JPM, here's number 17. I had more jokes in my set than probably anybody else. Even Brian Redban, even Brian Redban said that it's a lot of jokes per minute because there's nine jokes. There's nine jokes in 60 seconds and I don't know anybody else that has done that. I know that there's a comedian that has like a hundred jokes per minute. So what?

He knows about a comedian who can fire off one and a half jokes per second. Yeah. Which I would be interested in seeing. Interesting. But other than that, nine jokes per minute is the best you can get. And number 18, he says what we all know to be true more equals better. To sit here and do a podcast where you know you're going to do an hour, and you can go in a bunch of different directions, it's a lot easier than trying to do one minute

of jokes and get at least one laugh. And of course I did nine jokes in 60 seconds because hey you know what the more the better. The fucking confidence of this guy is amazing. I did nine jokes and then a little laugh. That's so cool. It's fucking wild. Does he understand you can do one really good joke in 60 seconds? Like you could tell like a one long joke and have it be good. He doesn't get that at all.

No. Yeah. That's beyond him. He would never do that. It's as low he's heard of comedy tangentially, but he doesn't actually know what it is or has experienced it. Well, we know from his movie reviews, he has outstanding comprehension of what it is or has experienced it, you know? Well, we've known from his movie reviews. He has outstanding comprehension of what he enjoys in life.

Oh, yeah. He really follows what's going on. Yeah, and can tell you about it. Um, are we gonna get to the posts, Kilt Audi stuff? Yeah. Do you have more pre-Kilt Audi stuff? No, yeah, go ahead with that.

And then I do have a bunch of car-related stuff that will wrap the segment up with. Oh, okay, okay, it's good. I'm excited. So, he comes on his next episode of NIMIN' A Podcast after he gets on Killtony and he's very, very excited. He exclaims, he did it. He accomplished his life's goal. I did it. I did it. It got sent in. I got interviewed on the show, but the only problem was is my damn internet. For some reason my internet was fucking up. The video is bad and I realized it's on me because I should have definitely been

more prepared, but I didn't expect to be on the show like that. So he didn't know they were gonna interview him after they did his standup except for that's been the formative their show the entire fucking time And he watches it every fucking day Yeah, you know what that means is that he never Expected that they would ever select him to be on the show and he would ever be putting a position to be interviewed So he explains that the only thing that went wrong was his internet sucked. The only thing. And if he would have just fucking known that he would have needed an internet connection,

he would have figured that out. If I would have known that there was going to be an interview portion afterwards, probably would have made sure that my connection was good first and foremost. Wait a second. How is this guy going to make sure his internet connection is good? Like shouldn't it always be good? I understand if you have a mesh network like I do in my home, you could prioritize a device.

This guy doesn't have a trailer. He's not running a mesh network. That is why I fight about it, right? Yeah. I'm just going on a live here and just assuming this guy's not going to be able to be like, oh, let's make the internet good for the next 30 minutes. I'm going to be on this internet show. I was wondering that like what does he even talking about is he gonna go to his neighbor's house

There's no fiber coming to the trailer part I don't know if there's not it's not like anywhere in a hundred mile radius of him has actual upload download speed Yeah, you'd have to go to the nearest Starbucks Wait and but they don't care enough to tell him that he's gonna be on the show within enough time for him to get there. Could you imagine him in Starbucks putting up his blankets behind him? Don't mind me, I'm just gonna put some blankets behind this table, sir. Get the fuck out of here. You need to buy something. So the one thing that I'm not a huge fan of is the self-awareness that's happened with my friend,

James McIllian, because he knows that people listen to a show just to make fun of them. But there's also a lot of people that listen to this show because they're looking for content for their own podcast. Guilty! And that's fine. But if those people are the same people that are saying I'm not funny, I didn't see any of you on Killtoni. I can't see you even try.

That apparently is the way that you prove that you're good at what you do, is by failing miserably at stand-up on Killtoni. So he has proven that even though we goof on him, that he's better than us, and he goes on to talk about that later in the episode. And for all the people that don't think I'm funny, well hey man, you're just one person. You're just 30 people. What happened? The whole thing is dude, I'm still fucking trying. For all the people who don't think I'm funny,

you're just one person. That is a hilarious statement. Yeah, but I just want to point out, Tommy Wissel created the room. It's my favorite movie. I've not enjoyed anything he's put out since that I'm not even tried to. Yeah.

Cause I don't want someone who's self-aware putting out what they think is shitty on purpose. Exactly. So I'm starting to get weary on Patrick Michael if he's doing content, he knows that we're gonna clip it and then play it. Yeah, see, I don't get that from them, though, because of his confidence.

Now, yeah, it's got a lot of misguided confidence. However, I wanna point out those two clips that you just played. That's the very beginning. Yes. And the very ending of that episode. Oh, he's giving two middle fingers to you and me, Cros. That is what I guess knows.

That is what is on his mind. He hits the red button, and he's thinking of that. Yeah. And then as it's wrapping up, he looks at the clock, oh, nine minutes or up, by the way. All you people, you're just one person, but you're 30 people, but fuck you people, because I'm the fucking best.

Whoa, let's talk about how he's flying high. Yeah. I'm flying high right now, you guys. I'm so pumped that it happened. I couldn't believe that it happened. Yeah, nobody can. Nobody can believe that you sent in a 60-second video of telling terrible jokes. And they played it on a show where they feature people doing 60 seconds of terrible jokes.

Yeah. On their show. It's of terrible jokes on their show. It's the entire format of their show. I couldn't believe that I got to be made fun of by Tony Hinchcliffe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You couldn't believe it. So, but he was among greats, Carl. And I'll tell you why.

So he, like more jokes, equals better to be the shortest podcast, is to be the best podcast. But if you are sequentially in between other comedians, here's number 19, that automatically makes you good. Let me just say all the standup comedy that I've ever performed has been either after people that didn't even do comedy. That's amazing. Or after the best comedian. Like they put me up on Killtony right after David Lucas. Who's a monster?

The dude's phenomenal. He goes and then I go. Wow. Now, we've heard him use this logic before. Yeah, I know. So I love it when he says, whenever I do comedy, it's after someone who doesn't even do comedy

Yeah, meaning I play it open Mike night You don't do comedy either that's how that works. Yeah, but sequentially now and I want to tell you a quick little personal story here So I hit the Googles and I was trying to find whatever and I typed in a Patrick Michael Mostly normal podcast, right? Yeah. And I hit enter. And the second link is me. It mentions me by name. It's a subreddit thread called Crojis Retarded.

And then as a listener, but because I'm the number two answer and I'm right in between the other answers that are good, I'm the fucking best. I'm in the top two Google results, I'm the fucking bastard. I'm in the top two Google results. I'm the fucking best. Girl, I just retarded. I think I started that through as. Yeah. It is so fucking proud of himself.

You know, the only thing that sucked was obviously the fact that my internet connection was bad. But overall, guys, it was awesome. I'm so proud of myself. I'm very happy that it happened. Now, there's nothing to be proud of from this appearance that he did. Oh, sorry. No, no. Shit out. He couldn't answer a single question. They couldn't communicate anything. Yeah. And they played a 60 second clip of his standup. And the way that this video is, if you haven't seen it, it, there's four quadrants. And you see Tony and Brian and you see the band

and they're watching his video, there isn't a reaction. Yeah, there isn't a smile, there isn't a laugh, they're in disbelief. They're not sure what they're witnessing. Yeah, and he goes, I couldn't have been happier with how that went. And I'll be honest, I was very happy with the set. Why?

Yeah. Why do you think that was good? Yeah. Who told you it was good? Nobody. Now, as you mentioned Carl, they compliment one of the jokes. They did. And he talks about this.

This is my number 20, like, the joke that they complimented. It was the, you should wear your ex all on the outside of your clothes. Yeah. It wasn't even a joke that he, like the joke that they complimented it was the you should wear your XL on the outside of your clothes. It wasn't even a joke that he like crafted. This was just kind of a throw away that just ended up in there. When I came up with that joke, when I think about that joke, it's simply one of those things where you're like, oh, that's just a throw away. That's something I wasn't even thinking too hard on. It took me nothing to come up with a bit.

And I only post those kind of jokes on Twitter I'm not gonna put my best material on Twitter. That's absurd, especially if I plan on using it live He's like stuttering John I get all my bus stuff out the internet that people will know. Yeah, I Think it's because it was the most slowed down at that point That was the most memorable thing because he was just kind of like trying to think his way through it instead of just like joke that sucks, joke that sucks, joke that sucks. And it's like, I have to think about this for a second. So

it was the most memorable thing. And you're incorrect on that, my friend. This joke was brilliant and Tony explained that it was brilliant. And so Patrick Michael needs to explain this joke to us. And we don't even understand why it's so funny, but he'll explain it. And Tony actually said, he really liked one of my jokes and it's a stupid joke that I just kind of threw out there. I put it on Twitter several weeks ago and I just thought it'd be a good idea

to help people lose weight by putting the size of your clothes on the outside. Instead of you wearing a 2 XL and you look slimmer than you would if you're wearing an XL, let's have you wear a 2 XL but show me that it's a 2 XL on the outside. If that dude walks in front of eighth graders, he's in there some help. He actually said I should open with that joke. He also said it was a smart joke. I love that. I love that he explains the joke. If she was did a stand-up or worse. Yeah, right. If he did performance art, we told a terrible joke and then explained it for the next two and a half minutes. I would go watch that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I would pay $45 plus whatever ticket master wants to pop on top of that to see that performance. Now some people would think, okay, I had the nine jokes in a minute. The one joke that I didn't work on is the one that got the response. Yeah. That means the eight jokes that I really worked on

maybe weren't as good. I mean, that's maybe what a regular person is. What James thinks is that, well, since they like the one joke that I didn't think about, the eight jokes that I did think about are fucking brilliant. The other thing that James does, because you know that he's a virtue also. Of course, he can play every instrument.

Oh yeah. And they have a wide band that Tony Hinchcliffe refers to is the best damn band in the land. Yeah. They're terrible. It's a joke band. They're not good musicians. They're not trying to make. Yeah. Yeah. It's the whole fucking point. The comedians. That's the whole fucking point. Shameless, although no one can hear it because his internet sucked. Of course. Was going gonna challenge the drummer to a drum off. And this was very clever. He was very proud of himself for this.

One of my favorite things though is when I told Joel, I said, you know, it's a good thing that we did this video version instead of live, because I would have had to challenge you to a drum off. This is gonna be a wild clip, but I had to leave all of this in, because this is the way his brain works

It's unbelievable And truth be told I probably would have to drum because that's something that I love to do But dude, he would kill me He'd kill me simply because it's been I don't know Two years since I've been behind a drum set. Ding ding ding ding. It's a difference Ding ding ding ding. But I would definitely give it a shot just for the sake of how the show,

because people love the Mexican drummer. Why would I not? And chances are, because I watched the episode, nobody else thought about it, nobody else mentioned the drums at all. So if it was a live episode, I would have been the one making the drum off, and it would have been absurd.

Right about that. It hands some pretty solid drumming technique I love the cabinet of the softy I'm pretty good By the way, I love doing it by the way. I haven't played it two years By the way, I'm the fucking best. I'm the best by the way. I could never afford a drum kit Yeah, there's no way I'd actually have a drum kit that I could plan, plus it wouldn't fit in my trailer. So there's no way I could possibly play drums, but if I had been there by, this is what's great too. He's speculating on if this had happened,

and the way this show usually works, Killtony, is they draw names out of the hat, you submit your name, you're in the audience, they pull you up, do 60 seconds of comedy, we'll make fun of you, and then sit back down. They came to Indiana, they came to his home state and Shamest didn't go. Yeah. He had an opportunity. He didn't go. Of course. Now he's saying, I was on the show. If I had been in the comedy store in LA, I would have sat down and played the drum kit. It would have turned it to,

it would have been the marquee bit of the episode. It would have been the marquee bit of the entire episode. It would have been praising me probably a standing ovation. It's like, no, Javis, you're getting way out of yourself here, buddy. It wasn't that amazing, I would appearance. And it wouldn't have been better if you were there alive. Yeah. And if you haven't touched the drum kit into years and you sit down behind one, no one wants to hear that. You're challenging a joke band.

Yeah. You're challenging a joke. You play Harvard teacher, motherfucker, give me that guitar. I was like, this challenging a joke band. You're challenging a, hey, you play Harvard teacher by the fucker, give me that guitar. He's like, this is a joke. I barely play guitar. You know, we just played hungry like the wolf. Do you think we're being serious?

Do you think we're trying? Yeah, they were all like, they were fucking triarts, like you know. They were all in costume and I think, yeah, they're very fun. If they were dressed up as Joe Exotic and whatever the rest of that fucking mouth is this The tiger king thanks Andy Andy's my pop culture guy

But I don't know what the fuck is it going on So Carl you may be asking yourself is it okay? To say that someone else is not funny? Here's number seven, these are two things that he said. And he said these two things about 30 seconds apart from each other. A lot of people will say that other people aren't funny. And that's fine.

And that's fair if you're funny. If you're just a funny person, if you're a funny person that tells somebody else they're not funny, you're just an asshole. Which is it? I hope it's both. I want to be an asshole. And why would it matter if you're funny if you're telling someone else or not? Oh wait, no, there's an answer to that. Oh okay good. This is a long series that clips Carl and I'm sorry. Let's do that. But let's remember that this is a nine-minute show. He does a nine-minute show and this whole shit-tunner shit I'm about to play you is from a single nine minutes okay here's number eight.

So what I'm basically getting at here is if you think you're funny especially if you think you're as funny as me or funnier than me and you listen to a podcast maybe you do a podcast maybe you don't Either way, what I would like you to do is take your funny Record yourself telling your funny for 60 seconds and send it to gauge So if you're funny You need to enter the same contest that he entered otherwise you're not funny, right? Okay, I keep all I'm proposing white man. I'm a white man. I'm a white man. I'm a white man. I'm a white man.

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I'm a white man. I'm a white man. I'm a white man. I'm a white man. I'm a white man. I'm a white man. I'm a white man. I'm a white man. hilarious We were on kill-toward But only if we read his Twitter feed only if we only read shameless tweets I can't read shames tweets he's blocked me but if you send them to me then I'll read them there you go That's not a bad idea They're doing way better than shames did Wow, I mean better is a very relative term

I have an internet connection so so I'm better than shameless. So you may think, okay, it's a 9 minute show. He made that point, he'll move on. Yeah, no, here's number 9. Okay. If you've told anyone they're not funny in the YouTube comment. Carl. A podcast review.

Carl. Yep. Twitter. Carl. Yep. A mention. Then you should most certainly be the ones sending in a 60 second set, because you obviously get comedy.

You can make sure that you get it so well that you can do it yourself. And I want to make sure that you get it so well, you do it yourself. Now he repeated that, not me. Yeah, that was important. He's throwing down the gauntlet. He really is.

But this whole thing, Okay. All right, okay And did you know that he was challenging us when you sent this over to me? Now you may just the way I felt. Yeah, it's amazing. He really is challenging us to do this. You may think to yourself Well, that's like that's kind of retarded logic. That doesn't make a lot of sense. I was thinking that actually Obviously, there's a boundary to this logic. No, this logic applies to everything all the fucking time. Number 10. It's just like all those people that used to say, music is life, Carl.

Music is life. If music is life, then how come you're not a musician? Oh, my drop. You're just a dude that wears a bunch of bracelets and black sweaters. Yeah. Black sweaters. You like music, but it's not really not life. Because if it was, you would do something in that field.

You would become a musician. You would learn an instrument. So it's not really life. You just like it a lot. So calm. You like to eat, right? You like to eat? I do.

You like to, uh, can can you grow field of vegetables? I have not that what the fuck you're fucking asshole What kind of asshole are you you like to drive right can you build me a fucking car from scratch? Can you fabricate a fucking alternator? You what kind of asshole are you you don't really like to drive? You're just a dick with a car and Andy, you like Marvel movies, right? You like superhero movies? I like all that shit. Have you ever produced a superhero movie?

Then you're red and you're right. Then a superhero movie, you fucking ass-at! You rubber dick. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And so you may think to yourself, all right, it's a nine minute show how many times can it repeat himself? By the way, I apologize if I do have coronavirus you definitely have it out. It's like spinning all over you So if somebody says that they like comedy, they're a comedian. I expect them to do stand-up. Boom! Okay Because being a YouTube comedian, being a podcast comedian, not the fucking same thing at all.

Not the same thing. Yeah, you've never been on a stage before telling things, saying things you think are funny? Then don't come at me, bro. Don't come at me. Don't come at me, bro. And it is very hard to do takes a lot of balls No, no, he's so proud of himself now. Let's not panic himself out the back earlier in the this these clips He said yeah, I've done two sets of comedy correct one was at the open mic One was in front of the camera to do this one minute of jokes. Yeah, he's done two sets of comedy

He's coming at like a fucking 50 year veteran in the scene dude I've been playing music semi-professionally my entire life. I've played a half dozen instruments on stage I've run sound. I've done all better. I would never talk about any I would talk about tuning my guitar with the confidence that he says His comedy is that the one I wouldn't regret. He says in an earlier episode and I I didn't get it And it's it's basically my biggest regret in life. He says, I don't practice my comedy sense. He spends this time writing, not rehearsing. Oh, weird.

So this fucking genius of comedy who's done a grand total of two things doesn't even rehearse them. It would be like, yeah, I learned all these songs. I mean, I don't practice them. I couldn't blame for you now, but I'm a fucking amazing musician. Why would he say that? Why does he think that's a good thing to do not not to rehearse your set?

He's an amazing drummer that hasn't touched the drumstick into you. I mean what are that's this whole thing? So your answer is he's a fucking idiot. That's right And this is my last piece of shamestames after 9 fucking minutes of repeating the same thought over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Yeah. Number 12. This is how he ends the show. Uh, come up with a minute worth of comedy.

Let's see how funny he are. We get it! Until next time, goodbye. Goodbye, man. Alright, so I guess the challenge is out there now, right? In 9 minutes, I mean that was fucking, what is that 8 clips? And then he starts the next show with that, and ends the next show with the, it's the only fucking thing on his mind.

He's really proud of himself for putting together what I would consider to be an embarrassing video. It's truly, it's cringeworthy. I mean, I just played the whole thing. You guys heard the, the cavity stylings of Patrick Michael. Right. It's, it's 60 seconds of terrible standup followed by five minutes of an embarrassing video followed by nine minutes of a victory lap about a total failure. Right! It really is unbelievable. So I just have a clip here that I want to play and this is Stuttering John talking about Patrick Michael. What? Yes. Anyway, you got Stuttering.

What? Yes. Anyway, you got stuttering. Go ahead. Sorry, interrupt. I'm just like super excited like the streams are crossing. Oh, oh, this is John talking about Patrick Michael. Stuttering John gets Patrick Michael a plug. Check this out.

When world's collide. Yeah. Anyway, you guys have a great freaking day. Stay safe, please. Um, watch Patrick Michaels a nine minute podcast. freaking day stay safe, please. Watch Patrick Michaels, a nine minute podcast. No, he just, he reads whenever people put in the fucking chat. He doesn't know anything that he's talking about. So I was at a show called the Chip Chipperson podcast.

Yeah. And when I was on that show, Chip had a song that he wanted to play for us that his friend had created. And I think this goes out to Stuttering John because it's extremely appropriate. If anyone's watched these videos that John's been putting out for the last couple of months from whatever Den in his house, he's videotaping from. Do you want to hear this whole song? I don't tell me. I need to hear a piece of it. Okay, this is a song called Crooked Little Pictures.

No. Do you want to do it? Do you want to do Crooked Little Pictures? I'll hang it on by a wall. Crooked Little Pictures. I've got to straighten them all. So, many of us seen John needs to straighten out I'm gonna straighten them all. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So I mean, John's been talking about it a lot and I just I can't do it anymore I think he wants us to talk about him. Yeah, it's so boring. It's getting boring now I I will play one clip. Yeah, but I'm not gonna get into a whole so do a John thing because he's obviously

It's the only thing that's keeping him going. It's the only thing he's got in the show right aside from that time Grillo Michael the potato wrong the thing in 1987. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is hilarious, but He does continue the challenge just to a fight. Patrick Michael asked a question. If you boxed a random guy from Rockchester, who wins? I would kick the shit out of the random marketing guy

from Rockchester. I do not fucking, it does not even fucking, I would not question myself at all. Kaby is more of a fucking, you know, formidable opponent than that guy. I mean, just look, I'm a trained fucking boxer. And I'm a street, sorry. No fucking way. This idiot did like three rounds with Crazy Cabby in 1995.

Yeah. And it's explaining in 2020 that he's a trained boxer. Yeah. I trained for two seconds before I fucking did something 10 20 30 years ago. Yeah, 25 years ago. He just, he sounds like an angry little pissant. You know what I mean? He sounds, it's always the loudest kid in the playground.

That's the biggest piece of shit. And that's, that's him. And now he just, yeah, I'll fuck you all up. I'll kick everybody's ass. Okay, great. You sound like a fucking idiot, dude. And you've got nothing on your show. And like, yeah, that's, I was, you know, great. You sound like a fucking idiot, dude, and you've got nothing on your show. And like, yeah, that's, I was, you know, yeah.

I've pulled a lot of stuttering John Clubs over the past couple of appearances here, and it's just like, oh, okay. Yeah, it's just- It's going nowhere. This is safe, shit. It's going nowhere, and it would have been fun if he had played along, and now I think he's trying to, but now it's not fun anymore. It's all stupid. It's all stupid, and speaking of stupid. Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, man, oh, oh, man, oh, man, oh, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, man, oh, oh, man, oh, man, oh, oh, man, Baa-baa! Baa-baa! Opie's been doing a thing lately where it's all coronavirus talk all the time. He changed the cover of his show.

Yes. So that he's wearing a face mask in behind a window with like a stay away sign or some bullshit. Yep. Oh. That's what Opie's doing. He had a guy on named Dr. Steve. Now anyone who used to listen to Opie and Anthony back in the day know who Dr. Steve is, he has a show. And Sirius X, he actually has been on Harvard Stern a while lately.

And Dr. Steve from Weird Medicine comes on the show because we got to get experts on. There's so much information out there. What's the truth? We need an expert. Opie gets the expert who gives us the advice that we need to know. Wash your hands, don't stick your fingers and your nose, mouth, and eyes. Good. I'm glad Opi is putting this information out there.

Where else would you get medical advice? Like that. This, I thought, was really funny. So, Opi puts out a free podcast, as you know, because Dr. Steve says, I've made all my shows about coronavirus free. Everyone is doing everything good that they can during this pandemic. And Opie has resisted the paywall. Now I'm putting my podcast out there that are COVID related for free.

There's not behind the paywall anymore. So I just don't want to yeah, it's profit hearing no Patreon reached out to me very recently. He's like, you know how much money you can make with a patreon account I'm like I don't care man. I want to keep my stuff for free. There's Patron, we don't need to reach out to him. OP, you gotta get a Patreon account. You know what's money can be making? I'm gonna give him the answer because I know how many downloads he gets compared to how many downloads we get.

Less than $1,500 a month. He's what OP can be making that Patreon. Less than $1,500. This is a multi-millionaire who lives in Manhattan and has a house in the Hamptons. And he's like, Henry John is begging for that. Oh, sorry John, we're paying his gas bill finally. If he had $1,500, so fucking funny.

I love that. Yeah, Patriots reach you out to me. No, they're not. Yeah. No one's reaching out to you, OP. Yeah. Patriots isn't reaching out to anyone. They're just taking applications. No, when you're Opie, you're Opie from Opie Radio, Andy. Think's change a little bit. Oh, yeah. They're begging for some asshole to come and be a jerk off. I love that Opie has Dr. Steve on, because it's really

important in this time, during this pandemic, that we spread as much fear as possible. Fear mongering is very important right now. I think every hospital is gonna get bad before it gets better and very bad, right? There's no escaping this. Thanks, Alpay. Thanks a lot for that. By the way, I do want to announce something right now.

I'm done with Howard. I'm officially done with Howard. I thought Tuky should have happened 10 years ago. 10 years ago. That's been bad. do want to announce something right now. I'm done with Howard. I'm officially done with Howard. I thought, took his shit to happen 10 years ago. I know. That's my bad. I cannot fucking listen to this shit I didn't want. Ha ha ha ha.

To know that he's doing his show like it's a podcast. You realize it's horrible. Yes. Yeah, without his handlers around, without people producing the show, he's just sitting in his house. He's like 20 people writing for him and telling him what to do that you realize it's total shit.

It's a guard, it would be a terrible podcast if it were a podcast. Yeah. This is a man who cannot do anything for himself anymore. Yeah. He is in his home with his wife, Beth, and about 80,000 cats. And he's complaining about how he has to make his own food. Yeah. He has to go into the kitchen and prepare his own food

during the show. Yeah. He doesn't know how to fucking do it. Yeah. And he doesn't do it for 40 years. Ah! I'm like, all right. I can't listen to this anymore.

Yeah. I can't listen to it. Yeah. That will last me. Listen to a bit of it this week and the car was with you. It was on. Yeah, I can't listen to it. Yeah, that lost me. Listen into a bit of it this week in the car was with you was on. Yeah, it was on on fucking unrelated. Well, on list. I don't even have words for it. It's so fucking boring.

Opie, when he has a doctor, I'd like to try to sound smart, which I think is always fun. You know, what you learn about the universe and the soul and energy and everything in between and the power of now Eckhart Tolle and the rest of these these big brains, you know you realize you can't compete with the knowledge of the universe Simple as that I just think it just goes Yeah, yeah, whatever you just fucking sad, you know, I did some mushrooms in college All right, so OP said something that is extremely stupid. I know I'm surprising everybody

But I have to point this out. Yeah, imagine our ancestors, the flu of 1918, what, the Spanish flu, then they had the roaring 20s, and then they went into a depression. Oh my God, is that a crazy decade? Oh, Jesus. He even explained the years. Yeah, there was the flu of 1918. There was the roaring 20s. The depression in the 30s and 40s. What a crazy decade that was. Do you know what decade means you fucking moron? And how the fuck would you know? Yeah, I know. It's a stupid.

Their internet was really spotty back then. was really spotty back then. All right, so this is OP did a show with this guy who I've never heard of, Desbyshop. Yeah, I listened to 40 fucking minutes of that show. Did you? I got one clip. There was one thing even worth clipping. It was, so 20 minutes of two guys who knew nothing about coronavirus, talking about coronavirus. They had read any articles. They had no comprehension of any of the stories that they've heard. minutes of two guys who knew nothing about coronavirus, talking about coronavirus.

They had read any articles, they had no comprehension of any of the stories that they've heard. They're just like, I don't know, to mess up, I don't know. I don't know. She watched her hands, I don't know. I mean, it was 20 minutes of that. And then they got get bitching about Trump. It's these two guys who don't know anything about politics, complaining about politics. Why? Why are we doing any of this? So I have a clip and this is what I call opi handling this whole situation very well. This has been pulling up to a dozen house. Go in crazy! Alright, don't touch anything, don't touch anything, going up in stairs, don't

touch anything, don't touch your face. Turn in stairs. Don't touch anything. Don't touch your face. Turn off the TV. I'm not going in your house. You could have the Rhona, bro. You don't know who has the Rhona. Hold on, I can't hear you until you plug your mic in. And you're using your own microphone. Are we going to the side of the house?

All right, don't touch anything. Don't touch anything. Don't touch your face. Don't touch your face. Don't pick your nose. Don't touch anything, don't touch anything, don't touch your face, don't touch your face, don't pick your nose, don't touch anything. Oh, he's adjusting well. And it goes on and on, these two guys sit down and like, well, that's a new question on the chair, and I only touch the corner of it,

and I pure out afterwards, and here you want some pure out, and here's some light, and here's a, what the fuck is wrong with you idiots? This is why I gave us an hour's ceremony, where he was bitching that his dad was still reading the New York Times. So if my dad's gonna die, he's picking up the New York Times and reading it. He touched a newspaper. He touched his newspaper.

Oh my God. He touched his newspaper. I can see. How stupid is everybody? It's all... How did everyone become this... I get it. People are afraid.

Yeah, sure. Because it's not stop. Wall to wall. Fear my angry. I get it. Yeah, we're all gonna die. Understood. But guess who's not gonna survive this? Vickatli.

You've finally come out to Long Island to stay with Opie? It's not gonna happen. That I actually didn't feel safe asking him out. No, I, and not in a bad way, just like, you have just not what you meant to do. Yeah, Vickatli's been hinting and I'm like, dude Maybe if you take a pearl bath and then I do have a room I could probably get you into this room because he has a quarantine for two according to the CDC guidelines

He has to quarantine for two weeks if he comes out. Yeah, exactly Vic you're maybe it's just the perfect excuse You're self away from Yeah, the perfect excuse you know, self away from the perfect excuse. You know, Vic, I'd love to hang out with you, but coronavirus, apocalypse, you know, there's just things that are going on right now. They're stopping me from doing that. The same reason I'm not there right now.

I'm just like, uh, maybe I should stay home and in the non-perceivable future. I won't be over. Yeah, you also weren't invited to that, all right. So Opie has a joke that he comes out with. And I love this because Dr. Steve immediately shits on it. I always love when he have a guest on your show who shits on your joke. I was just going to finish up when I found out that Justin Trudeau's wife had it, but he

didn't. My eyebrows raised. They raised up like, oh, someone's not having sex at home. No, you can be in the same room, cooked up with the same person breathing the same air and not get it from them. Yeah, well, thanks, actress. Wow, wow, yeah, fucking Buzzkill Jr. over here. This work.

Opie also points out the fact that no one can get their haircut right now. Yeah. Unless you're me, I live with a hair stylist, which looks not really like that. Yeah, really. But most people cannot get their haircut right now. And so, people are walking around with bad haircuts.

I look like shit. No, he makes this observation. I mean mean my hair's a mess but whatever. I watched OP on national television when he was on the Food Network and he was over this week. We watched this together. Yeah. He looks like shit. Yeah. He skipped right pass hair and makeup just ran right out of the set. Like, I'll be back. Wait, wait, we didn't get him in time. It's like a fucking homeless man. Anyway, I thought that was fun. It was better than me.

Andy, everyone looks better than you. Yeah. What are we even talking about? Well, Andy, I want to thank you for coming on the show. Anything else you want to talk about as far as our tribute to who are these podcasts and our 200th episode that we're celebrating today? No, I just have to go back to telling Kai and Doug that there are a bunch of fuck ups.

I mean, how did you not show up in any way, shape or form? It's like you just, you want to be done with the show? You know, fuck off. Dude, it's shocking to me. I mean, Kyle was supposed to be on the show today. He's nowhere to be found. They produce nothing. Thanks for hanging out, Andy. It's good to talk to you.

Thank you. All right, I'll talk to you later. So, let's get Vik on, because I think Vik wants to roast the show. Vik, you are on before the outro. Wow, look at me. Look at you, over it. For him, favorite Vic, there is a threat in our sub-reddit.

Nothing gets more attention than Vic. Yeah, we can talk about Stuttering John. Stuttering John rules out of his mouth on YouTube. It gets 18 comments. Somebody says, I hate that bitch Vic. There's 50 fucking comments on this thread. It really is. Everyone's piling on with that. Anyway, I don't want to, I don't want it

to be a roasted Vick though. This is about me tonight. Ha ha ha ha ha. Vic, what's your take on episode number 200? Well, other than Andy being like a retard and like talking into an iPad, Yeah, that was a problem. It's right. I mean like you got cut a little bit just because like you know all your friends left you and like didn't even like fall in like it was just Andy calling in on his fucking iPad.

Hold on a second. Andy's brother, Joe, put together four clips for us. What do you mean everyone's cocked? What are we talking about? Oh, you're right. I hope that today. You know, Kaya, the big dick swinging. He didn't even show up. He didn't even call in.

He didn't even listen. Fucking Kaya. Incredible. Like, Dick didn't even say anything to you. No, my buddy Dick is nowhere to be found Kaya nowhere to be found. They're all big timing me. Yeah, and our big glory of 200 episodes Victor do you bring any reviews or anything that you wanted to read for Wattp today? Well, I wanted to bring up PJ's fan fiction

Posted and read it. Oh That holy shit. Thank you. We had? Oh, I forgot about that. Holy shit, thank you. We had PJ Anna, I forgot all about that. Yeah, I mentioned that as well. Yeah, PJ wrote some erotic fanfiction of WATP and it is enthralling. Yeah, I would highly recommend it. I read it seven times, yeah.

But it was all right. It was okay. Well, it had everything in there, you know, it had me had fucking Jen You're assistant from the Jingles Department. Yeah God, yeah, I'm surprised you didn't die at the end though. So it's a little sour. I was surprised by that too. I thought for sure Shamus would take over the show. Yeah Well, that's a sequel. Gotta leave room for a sequel. And then, you know, just, I believe that is what like sparked

that like whole like hate thread about me. Just because they probably read it and was like, man, this is fucking awful. Let's just immediately shit on Vic. You're blaming PJ for people not liking you. I think the people in the subreddit were jealous that you, Vic, were the apple of Carl's eye. Yes. They want to be them.

They wished that they were in the car going out to Gary and Ian with Carl, as we all do. Pretty much, I mean, for like what? Like a whole year, Carl's like, oh, we're not inviting any voice mailers on the show. Get absolutely fucked. Yeah. I stuck my way in by, you know, just showing him my elbow.

Yeah, that'll do it. That'll do it. And you're deflated beach ball titties. Stop forgetting about that, whatever that was. All right, Vic, anything else you wanted to bring to the show today? I want to bring a couple hate comments towards me. Oh, great. Please. I love them. Yes. I love them so much. There was one commenter who started like a voice recognition software and then he ends the show on goodbye every

pony just that way so he won't even have to listen to my voice which is pretty advanced I'll say. Yeah I thought that was impressive. Using technology to avoid Vic. It's a lazy way of hate. We're fucking em over today though, aren't we? Yeah, I haven't even talked about ponies yet. Totally screwed em up. Yeah, you haven't done anything brony related in a long wild car. What the fuck is up with that? I know.

Well, wait until I play next week's teaser. It's pretty exciting. It's not quite a grony level, but it's close. Nice. We'll see. But my favorite roast of me, it says, I sound like I wear overalls and I used to get called squirt. Yeah, speaking of fan fiction. Yeah.

So it's going to be back still. I mean, I don't necessarily like overalls, but my uncle, like before he would like rate me, I would try to squirt on him. So like, you know, I'd fend him off. It didn't really work. Yeah, squirting does not fend guys off. No. It's never worked once.

No. All right. Yeah, so that's pretty much the, but 50 whole comments. I believe that is almost the most commented just regular post. Yeah, there might be all time. And there is not a single positive thing. Anyone has to say I want to give it to everyone hates you.

Across the board. There isn't even something to just like, I'll just pretend I like Vic just for the goof. There isn't even that. Just like, fuck this bitch. I hope she dies. Someone didn't say I have killer elbows, but that was it. Then they said I had a flat ass, so that's as close to a compliment as I got. Yeah, that's not bad, though.

No, I'll take it. All right, well, this means that it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. Voters, vots, vots. Voters, vots, vots. Alright, well, this means that it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show where we talk about the podcast, where we're reviewing on next week's WOTP. Now, what's great about this is that there's endless possibilities. Why don't we anything good happen? I've a so 200, not great. So 201, could be amazing.

Yeah, could be a good one, you never know. You know what I mean? Like a broken clock, twice a day, whatever that is. So who knows, this could be awesome. We've got Dog from Good Times Great. Movies coming back on, other Dog, the only Dog who I talk to now. Primary dog. Yeah.

And this is the podcast that we'll be reviewing together. And by the way, I want to point out, I've listened to this podcast, yeah. It was suggested to us, but I listened to the first 30 seconds of it and pulled that exact clip, and here it is. Yeah. This is the first 30 seconds.

Hi, this is Jonathan and I play the human wizard, Jonathan the Magi muscular. Hi, I'm Jack. I play Trevin Corps, a half elf beastmaster ranger. Hi, this is John. I play your half-work barbarian Carlton tanks. Hi, this is Julia. I play the rock-n-home-clarar Bernice Cuberns.

And I am Lauren, your humble DM, and welcome to Dungeon Drunks. Wow. This is a show called Dungeon Drunks. Dungeon Drunks. Yes. Dungeon Drunks meets alcohol. Oh boy. This is a suggestion that came in from Bernie.

Bernie, thank you very much for this suggestion. She asked, have you guys had a lot of Dungeon Drunks podcast? And I said, I don't think we've done anything. Yeah, there's a lot of them out there. And there's a lot of dungeon dragons podcast and I said I don't think you've done anything Yeah, there's a lot of them out there. There's a lot of them out there. She mentioned a couple of them So dungeon drunks is on deck and I'm very excited about that next week Yeah, so Please join us again next week because it might be the episode we find out once if we're all who are these podcasts sleep well every pony Great show good job everybody great job everyone. Uh oh, Ray Tartel learn! Ray Tartel learn, why not? That's what it was for us.

This dude is fucking corn full shit! Think about it, what is this dude doing? Where do you listen to it? You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense People are interested in now that we're all working from home Whether or not I'm shitting in my house. Yeah, are you shitting it work? I'm shitting during work hours. Oh I'm all lit up. Yeah Totally changed all my thoughts on this. Yeah. I still use

the backyard. You're so using me as usual. There are three toilets in this house. All right. I'm on bragging. But there are three toilets and a slapsick. And I have shed everywhere. It's just not soft. Shitty now. I mean, now's the time. All right, let's get through some voice veils real quick. This is, remember the, the King of All, Tutoring John haters? Of course. I kind of reprimanded them because he left me this really long boy. I couldn't even play the show. He's like, fuck, it goes out of that forever.

Well, he got the message. Good evening, King of All, Tutoring John. We were here. I listened to your podcast this morning. I know him very verbose. Good evening, King of all Southern John leaders here. Listen to your podcast this morning. I know I'm very verbose and feel my voice emails, probably all of them. I'll keep it short.

Sweet. Thank you. I like Southern John. Do zero show, perhaps. So when I call, there's no notes. We think of that. And typically it's one of the typopious amounts of martinis. So I do tend to maybe drag on a little too much.

Budden. It sounds like the voicemails add nothing. Yeah. You guys have the same info I have. So. We Jesus, buddy. Get with it. Wake the fuck up.

I'm calling. And in the words of the famous crazy Alice Are David there chick cocksuckers What the fuck was the point of that? He literally enough to voicemail explaining how he won't leave long voicemails anymore That was the only thing he said sometimes only voicemails are pointless and drag on and I speak in a fucking boring sleepy monitor So here's a voicemail with those exact characteristics. What the fuck was the point at?

Why would you even put a phone to your ear for that? How old is this dude that people don't even make phone calls anymore? I know there's two people that fucking call my One of them is my mom who's almost 70 now like what? One of them is my mom who's almost 70 now like what She's fucking Christ dude. I Wouldn't normally encourage drug use, but maybe a cup of coffee or something is would be like you know Get make the fuck off buddy. Come on crystal math crystal mad cocaine Maybe cocaine is the drug for you when it gets into the call a little quicker. Yeah for sure. Oh boy

Looking at And his video And it's not at all that voice does not match that it's static I was expecting some a little softer and a little less try hard looking I don't know why I would think that is I show it's right all right but yeah he does look fucking weird he's a hipster and I've been seeing this a lot where people are finally seeing this guy do his stand-up thing that he put on YouTube yeah what the fuck but and look this is me saying

this so take this with a giant grain of salt, a super fucking out of date hipster. Yeah. I mean, he's got the latest fashion of 2007. You're right. It looks weird and out of place now. I mean, people who moved on. You can't really find any like,

in fashion clothes at Goodwill, so. Yeah, and that's the thing. It takes a while for that shit to trickle down to him. You know what I mean? He's still listening to Limpiskin and Corn and shit. He still thinks it's like, oh yeah, it's fucking 1999. I don't never end. And then, you know, he has as a backdrop,

children's graffiti. And that's the coolest thing that's going on. Yeah. Hey, little boy. This is the drunk guy who called in last week. I think I hear it, and I just wanted to call him to explain myself a little bit. Oh good. First of all, yeah, I'm on the east coast of Canada, so it was about three o'clock in

the afternoon on the Wednesday. You were correct. But by reasoning is that with this whole coronavirus full of shit, I haven't been working. And either as a girlfriend, so she's been in home all the goddamn day so I'm taking the dogs for these big like three hour walks and just chugging white cars the whole time and eases the pain you wouldn't believe how many people are doing the same there's like I'm gonna go down by the train tracks just full of fuck of people

it's like a twilight man. Yeah, anyway Yeah, just want to call and explain that I am retard, but I Had a little bit of reason for it That being on the point is I think it needs to be blackout drunk at three of the afternoon I should know yeah, I'm in point a blackout drunk by three of the other go Wait, what happens at four? Yeah, he brings up a good point though I should know. Yeah. I'm employed in a blackout drug by 3 of the A. There you go. Wait, what that was it for? He brings up a good point though.

I mean, like, the only reason my marriage lasted as long as it did was I worked a, she worked nights and I spent every single weekend out of the house. That's it. That's the only reason. If I was fucking locked in a house with that person, I would be hanging from a fucking rafter eight minutes into the quarantine. Yeah. They'd be like, no, dude it's, we just started, no,

I mean, the body be swinging, dude, only five. That's a good point. Oh my God, I mean, I'm thankful every single day that I'm single, but now it's like, oh, this is, it is, every day is a beautiful new dawn. Every day starts with a ray of sunshine. Is no one gonna fucking congratulate us on 200 episodes. I played on these voicemails. People are saying it's like it's a fucking congratulatory is on 200 episodes are playing on these voicemails

people are saying it's like it's a fucking whole home and other fucking day. So that's just another fucking day, Crosh. Even the people around the show barely care. I don't know this. I know this. Doug's fucking a racing SD card somehow. I put it in your giant magnet.

Now I don't have the thing we did anymore. Oh, dad, that would happen. Hey, Carl, I just want to mention that I recently saw a Dr. Venturi. A Dr. Venturi, Dr. Venturi. Dr. Venturi. Well, it's a touchy, touchy. It's Dr. Venturi. I don't know.

I love being told all the words I miss pronounced. It's really good for my self-esteem. Jesus Christ. I still don't know how I pronounce that word incorrectly. I honestly don't know. No, you have to put the emphasis on the doc documentary. Documents, I don't know what is normal now. Is that what I know, right?

Is that what I'm doing, Greg? Hey, Vic, this what is normal now. Is that right? No, right? Is that what I'm doing right? Hey, Vic, this one is for you. Oh, amazing. I joined your Patreon. Guess I could send Vic board pictures. I don't know if your brain is big enough to figure out what they are, but she might be smart enough. Oh, fuck that might be smart enough.

Oh, fuck that guy. Come on. Fuck that guy. Yeah, you know, he had fucking AT&T as a provider, so like his fucking pictures sent all out of fucking order. Let me find it. He sent like a picture of like George W. Bush, peas, two aliens, and a tea with like a tea bag in it. But it said fucking out of order.

Like, ah, okay. So it's like, what the fuck does this mean? And he's like, oh, you fucking dumb bitch. I was like, I fucking, it's sent out of order, dude. Like, I don't know what you want, but it was supposed to be W-A-T-P. We're hoping that two aliens were A? Yes, that's exciting. It's fucking George W Bush, it's W. W was good. ATP The two aliens were a yes

You watch W Bush W was good. That's not very clever though. No. Yeah It pissed me off so much So I showed my boyfriend and he couldn't fucking figure it out either ridiculous. Yeah, no funny, no funny story. So a couple months ago, Carl was like, oh, Crows, would you like fix number? Long story short. I was exchanging elbow picks with Vinnie Paul, you know, for like three months. It was hot as fuck.

It was awesome. All right, well, the picture, the picture guy. Fuck me. I know. I heard you. I've never made Crows laugh so hard. This guy calls back again. Carl, she said she didn't get it. They can't understand the pictures I sent. They said W-A-E-T-P, put in picture form. My guests, they sent out of order and they can't piece it together. There's a really stupid thing now. That was not funny.

Yeah, that's one update you. Thanks for the update. So. And it's not like these listeners haven't like chatted with girls before. It's like they've never communicated with a human being before. It's like their feral children that broke out of their parents' basement on their 18th birthday, and they're just like...

Oh, wow, yeah. They're fans of W-A-T-D-Cross. What else do you have to say? Good look out there, folks. Holy shit. All right. This call right here made me laugh out loud when I was to do it last night.

Hey, Carl, just calling in. I heard on the last podcast you said that your numbers were steadily increasing and then you released a Chrissy Mayor episode and the numbers tanked. Wow, wow. Let's just put that into context for a second. You did podcasts on head of failure, not theism or white supremacism and

uh... who feel you and the thing that people don't want to hear is christian fucking mayor ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha over their fucking bodies. No, Chrissy fucking Mayor. Fuck you bitch. Ah! That's how you leave a voicemail. That's well done. King of all celery John Haters. See how he has some energy.

He had a point. Yeah. He sounded like he got out of bed. He was moving around a little bit. It's the point of the day, yeah. All right. I'm very excited. This is episode 200.

We did have a few celebrities Colin to congratulate us on 200 episodes starting with OP. Starting with I'm just calling to wish you a happy 200 even though you're such a loser. And because of it, I'm going to drop the lawsuit. Okay, Carl? Sweet Carlina. I'm going to go ahead and drop the lawsuit, but just so everyone knows this is the stunner and John and I did a hoooove W-A-T-P Anyways, here's to another 200 Carl

Thanks John, appreciate it. O-B's up next Hey Carl, this is O-B's Ropey Radio Just calling to say F-200. This is K-Opie. I know I sound like a normal shotgun from 90s. Hey, that's just who I am, this is how I talk. So, happy 200, Carl. Thanks, Opie.

What about Goober Gottfried, a Z-List in the W-A-T-P? You can imagine, right? Hey Carl, this is Gilbert Gottfried. And this is how I talk. Oh, I know, with you, I have to eat 200 episodes. Kidbum coming, buddy. All right. Very good. Voice gets an A, but it lacked any racial epiphanes. So that's correct. Who's the voice, but yeah, good. So you're thinking, okay, we've had John, we've had Opie, we've had Gilbert. Yeah. Who else?

What other celebrities? What other big names would be calling us to wishes a happy 200th episode? Yeah, who could it be? Someone very exciting, I'm sure. Oh, it's very exciting. Very cool, this is big. Oh, I told you.

I told you, I told you to say that in honor Very coral. This is big Say that in honor of your Www that You know, I'd have to check but I think I'm already remembered on that site. Right. I hope it's a secure server. I think that's too much of like a womanly voice for me, personally.

Yeah, she's not like a girl. Right. That's funny. Some guy from Norway called them. Ooh. Okay, go from Norway here. I just had an epiphany three fucking weeks later. All the people tannic buying toilet paper are people who shit at work.

I hope they get sick. That makes sense. That makes sense. They find it to have T.P. in their house. Or fuck! Where do you even get T.P.? It's always just at work. Yeah. Why not just steal it from...

Well, yeah, I got a lot of money. Fucking work shit ass. Oh, I did that. I stole toilet paper from my job. Did you really? Yeah. Well, like fuck. Like, I ran out at like the worst fucking time. What do you want? Yeah. Well, I know who my creeper the week is going to be tomorrow now.

Yeah? Vinnie, if you're into this girl, Vic, steal a toilet paper. All right. Our buddy, Tucker Dixon, Call it in again. Another one, Tucker Dixon calls in. Hey, Carl, Tucker Dixon here. They should make a documentary on how you can't pronounce any fucking words right. It could be exact cheap the way it should go in your documentary or however tartarly you said it. Figure it out. Sort yourself out there man. So I'm gonna be off. How can you not pronounce words? Love the show. Five stars. Talk her out. Call me back. All right, Tucker.

Fair enough. One more voice now to play. Not gonna lie. It's my favorite voice, Miller. Sorry, Beck. No, it's fair. Hey, I'm Brad. Just one of those calls.

And everybody, I know you wanted me to call in and congratulate you guys on 200 episodes. And awesome. Also, I was wondering where we're going to get the band practice t-shirts going because Money's a little tight right now. I A lot of people money for a lot of a lot of things so if you get those t-shirts there and We can split the profits that be great man. I call me back real soon with those with that money Call me back real soon with that money. That's actually not a terrible idea.

Bad friend is decent. Oh boy. I would wear that. Well, yeah. You probably wear it too big practice. You got my number right. Vic, thanks so much for hanging out with us on our 200th episode.

Yeah, happy 200 Carl. You got cut. Yep. I should have. Yeah, no one likes this part of the show. You guys should just kill yourselves. you