Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep202 - The Jerry Banfield Show

Episode Date: April 19, 2020

This week we listen to a self-help guru and content marketing wizard, Jerry Banfield. When you become awesome at living life, it's important to share all of your secrets with others. Kaya joins the show to finally learn how to make money off the internet. We also check in with Joe Biden, Patrick Michael, Sheamus McKillian, Todd, Glitch Fredberg, and that stuttering jackoff. Support us: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called the Jerry Banfield Show. We have both, listen to the show separately, we have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by a guy named Jerry Banfield who I am fascinated with at this point. I think he might be the only author who sold even fewer books than Maddox. Yet he has hundreds. I think literally hundreds of books. I actually just downloaded one on my Kindle here. This guy is producing every type of content imaginable all the time. Yes, so let me read a couple of his titles here of his books. It's the Self-Help Guru Marketing

Crap, as always, is $200,000 a year teaching online. World history reloaded somehow he's a historian at the same time. 28 tactics to improve your relationships with others, and we'll get to that I have clips about his amazing relationships. 28 strategies to experience peace and love in your life. Start a freelance business today, Twitch Master Life Streaming,

Master YouTube, Master Amazon, Video Game Addiction Stories, My Porn Addiction and Recovery Story. Master life streaming master YouTube master Amazon video game addiction stories my porn addiction and recovery story Fucking dumbass, so he just It's got a lot to teach He has a lot to teach to the world. He has a lot of knowledge I really don't know if ebooks were a good thing if self publishing was I know it removed the barrier where good authors Don't really have to beg a big publishing house Is anymore but my god

They also unleashed this virus onto the plight. Well, this is my problem with the internet fields as I've talked about many times I don't think anyone should be able to just upload videos that people can see it's not working out well So I watched a video that he did it because this is one of these guys that will, he's all about making money and how do you make money and I'll show you how to make money and here's a video where he's very excited about teaching us how to make money. Are you ready to earn more money online?

If so, you're going to love seeing how I made $365 a day online in February of 2020. the point of this is to get myself rich Guys you hear that? $365 a day in February of 2020 I got to learn more about it I love this guy's energy. I love his enthusiasm Here's an example of that same video where he's just having fun I love money and I love helping you get the money you want in your life. I'm deciding I'm having more fun in my videos too because they're my videos and I can

do ever I want. This guy's a little bit of time. Jesus Christ. I fucking love him. Okay, so you played his video and you told me that you wanted to do a show and until I listen I didn't understand until I really checked him out first. He doesn't really have a podcast. All it is, he pulls the the audio from the video and that's what he uploads. And he uploads like multiple videos a day

that are anywhere between two to 20 minutes long. And that's what the fucking podcast is. It's not actually any unique content that you cannot find on his YouTube channel. He literally, you know, half of his episodes are shit where he goes, hey, look at the screen. Look at this. And I'm going to show you this video. All right. You're correct on that.

And the reason why I found this guy in the first place, because I was trying to figure out how much money he shameless could be making using anchor.fm. And this guy's good at what he does because I found his video. He does do a good job of putting a lot of video content out there and optimizing it for search so that I found it.

However, you can't say he doesn't have a podcast. He's on anchor.fm, he promotes anchor, just like our buddy Shamist does before every episode. He's on iTunes, You can find this guy. It is a podcast, but you're right. It's just repurposed video content that is putting out. I literally just extracted audio from the video.

You're right. And so he even explains, he tells you, it doesn't. Everything that he does, and he even explains that when he makes a video, he uses Final Cut Pro, and then he exports the image for the thumbnail, and then he exports to .mp3 for the podcast,

and then a .mp4 for YouTube. Like he's got it all figured out, then I get vertical video on that, that's what I use for TikTok, and then I, and it's like, okay, all right, dude, whatever. It's really a thing. He has a tutorial on everything.

Yes. On his website, including just random articles, like, is Jerry Bainfield a gay or Banfield? That's one on his website, including just random articles like, is Jerry Bainfield a gay or ban field? That's one of his articles and I don't know why the fuck he even felt compelled to read it, but it's all it is. There's a weird admission that he is gay and that he thinks about men more than he does, than his wife does. Wait, do you want to be a club? He's a married man with children.

No, not a club. This was just a text article. I didn't get to that. I could holy shit. Oh, yeah. No, he so he goes on. Okay. So I have this open actually here. This is an article called is Jerry Banfield's gay if anybody wants to look this one up. And he does the usual rigmarole here.

I think all of our sexuality is on a sliding scale. I don't think any of us is completely straight or completely gay and just calling it straight and gay even bias is it that straight as how you are supposed to be and gay is a little deviant. So this is gay boy talk, right? You don't even need to read any further. Okay, just come out. You don't have to pussy foot around the shit and tell us that sexuality is on a sliding scale. It isn't maybe just like Dix and you're bisexual. It's fine. It's Obama didn't die for gay rights, so he could push he foot this shit anymore.

Okay, you can be out and about. This makes sense because he is uber religious. He talks about religion. He's a AA guy. He used to be an alcoholic. And so he's probably very closeted because of his belief system. That makes sense. So he goes, I think, so when he looks at men on the street,

he goes, I think, oh God, oh man, I wouldn't mind being gay with him for a little while. And I mean, I couldn't even picture it, would be possible for me to have a boyfriend for a little while. At the same time, though, my main interest is girls. Like, going to Disney is an unpleasant experience often for me because there are so many attractive women. Not in my experience. I don't know what fucking Disney he's been to. What Disney park? Just a bunch of fucking fat sweaty Floridian slabs. What the hell are you talking about with

these hot women? Yeah, man. So he goes on and on and towards the end of this article he talks about this one time You try to get laid with his college roommates, but the roommate wasn't picking up on the cues that he was dropping So he never got to suck thick. I guess This is all news Apparently talks about the mr. Betoari habits. I consume so much content from this guy, and I was never even curious of what his sexual orientation was. I was sure he was just a lunatic, but I didn't know that this was a whole part of his personality. Well, I guess it is.

I don't know if we could talk about a person. I'd see, that's a thing though. I don't know if it's a big of a person. I see, that's a thing though. I don't feel like he even has a personality. He comes across as this creepy automaton who in every video gives you the same smile, the same goofy face he makes in every single thumbnail. You know, we're kind of a crooked mouth with a chipped tooth on one side of it. Yeah. So what's your song? Let what's the same pose in them all? Let's talk about, this is, I think, the most fascinating thing about this guy.

Now, he's on there telling you how to make money. He's got his own business. He knows how to make money on the internet. He's got a university, which we'll get into. But this is what I think, and I want to give credit to this guy, Pro, in our subreddit or in our discord specifically in the shameless watch channel Because he really broke this guy down. This is a recent podcast where he talks about his debt I and my wife combined oh

651,000 if you've been following closely, you'll notice this number is significantly lower than the number last month. We pay down $5,700 of our debt in the last month, and we're on our way to being debt-free. Okay. So, come on, these I want to point out here, Kay, a first off. He owes $651,000 in debt. He goes, you'll know it's as significantly lower because we paid off 5700 that's not significant That might be the interest. Yeah, you might be just holding steady

Month you owe a shit to the money. It's gonna take you 300 months to pay that off Yeah, I think I did the math earlier it will take him over 10 years to pay that off I don't know what's fucking new going to wait 10 years on his ass. But Kai, I did that math too. That's, that's assuming there's no interest that that 651 just stays 651. And he chipped away $5,000 a month at a time. Yes, you could do that in 10 years, but that interest just keeps building and building and building. I think he's going to be under water for a while.

And he's also going in the wrong direction. So I want to talk about this guy Pro, who did an amazing job. He does an amazing job pulling the shameless clips too, but he found some descriptions from the podcasts. In January of 2017, Jerry was $270,000 in debt. By November of 2019, he was $484,000 in debt. Last month, March of 2020, $651,000 a debt.

That is the video that's a pro put in the Chim Swatch channel. So I did, I'm assuming that you pulled those clips because I didn't, I didn't want to do a double take, but he says a lot of very revealing shit in that video, specifically how he just lost that much money. Do you have that clip? I do. I want to talk about how dumb this guy is and how bad he is at business.

First off, first off, listen, I have a mortgage. I, you know, I'm a business owner. I understand borrowing money. This I don't understand. I had borrowed 80 or so thousand more than I even realized because I felt so bad about it I didn't even want to look at it. The first key step to feeling wealthy with debt is to take a look at exactly how much you owe.

You think you should know how much you owe? He borrowed $80,000 without realizing it. That's so out of it. This fucking guy is. And by the way, just self-help guru. He's gonna tell me how to get rich. Yeah, okay, we're gonna get to that, remind me. He somehow thinks failing is a good thing. Oh, yeah, I got it. Constantly. It's a recurring theme in every fucking episode

is in bragging about just how much he has failed. She took out loans just to feel successful. He says, basically, he took out loans just to show himself a to prove to himself how successful he is. He brags about how he went to a bank. And, you know, I must be successful because they gave me a loan. I have a question. It's because I see that the only way I got this much debt was by being so successful that banks all over the country looked at me and said yes you will repay this back we believe in you. That is a glass half full fucking guy right there. What kind of a fetish is this? Why would you borrow money just for the sake of it? Just to show

yourself that you can. Like if I ask, if I right now go walk downstairs and ask my neighbor for 10 bucks, she might feel awkward, but still give me some, that's why would I do that though? And then come back here and say, well, as you can see, Carl, I must be good looking because she gave me 10 bucks. I have the answer. I know people money.

I have the answer to that. The answer is he's a terrible businessman. This is him explaining after he did his taxes how much money he made. And I put in all the numbers and I made a hundred and seven thousand in income last year, which that would have been the highest amount I made. And what I see is I spent 250,000 or so last year.

And that was the only issue I had in my business. And the only issue in his business is that he spends more than twice as much as that he makes. Like, that's a pretty big problem. That's a pretty big problem for your business. And then, but please tell me you have the clip of him explaining exactly what the fuck he's pissing it away on,

which is he goes, I got, you know, the way I save my money is instead of going to get massages every week, I go every other week. Oh, do ya? I've got a spreadsheet where I've cut over $50,000 a year and yet I still feel wealthy. I still have the ability to buy whatever I want at the grocery store. I still can go get massages instead of every week.

I go every other week or every three weeks. I still am getting all of the things I want in life. Instead of personal training, I have a gym membership. So he's going through all of this to save $50,000, which means he'll still lose $100,000 a year. He's upside down a lot more than $50,000. By the way, if I told you to downsize right now, if you're wife did rather, if you were able to find a random $50,000 to cut, that will be pretty eye opening, right? You have to take a step back and go, what the fuck have I been doing? Where was it's like, you know that we all know that little feeling

where we remember a subscription we have to maybe a streaming service or some sort of a fucking magazine or something, you go, wow, I've been paying nine bucks a month for this shit and I didn't realize it. That's $50,000 from him though, it's currently he's been pissing that away. How does that happen? I thought you'd get there, How does your wife let you?

If I had to tighten my belt, Kaya, and I had to go in just like you said, I have a lot of subscriptions to different things. I bet I could shave an easy 60 bucks a month off of my expenses, 60 bucks a month, 50,000 a year, not so much. Not even close. But just what did you even do? What did he downsize? How many massages do you get and where? What kind of, you must be talking about them gay bath houses probably, just considering that article.

What else, here's the good news for. Here's the good news. His company is now making money as he talks about in this clip. When we look at the totals, $5,000 plus dollars in profit last month, I'm so grateful and excited for that. This has been such an adventure because at other times in the past in my business, I've had months where I've earned 50, 60, 70,000 in profit. And then last year, I had a lot of months in 2019 where I actually spent more than I made. And this is the highest profit I've made in over a year.

Then it's not profit. That's not what profit means. Profit is what you have after expenses and taxes and such. That's the correct. Now, I want to look at, I want to break this down because this is important. This guy owes over $600,000 in debt. He's very excited and grateful.

He uses the word grateful, which is good. He's very grateful that he made $5,000 in profit last month. Now that might sound good. However, he went through the entire P&L and he breaks down where he's taking in revenue and what his expenses are. His none of his expenses are salary, which means that $5,000 is the money he makes to run his business, which means he's making $60,000 a year at best. Being a business owner and Owing 600.

He used to be a cop. I guarantee he made more money when he was a police officer. Yeah. Oh Jesus, this guy. I know. Yeah. This guy, I'm telling you man,

this might be a new character for us. He is interesting. He is interesting. He is, and he is. So I want to quickly go down this one saga of him pissing away money. That is really important. So first off, I don't know what the fuck anchor FM is, man, but all the weirdos are on. That's what I know. So now Todd is on to this far as I know with his 97 podcasts.

This guy is on there. And it's some sort of a multi-level marketing scheme. It almost feels like because that platform from what I can tell pretty much just pays people to Move there do a show that nobody listens to about plug them at the beginning of every show But what's important in this clip? Which is my first clip here is him explaining how much money he spent on podcast hosting after? Five years almost of doing my podcast on another host where I paid thousands of dollars in total to host it, where I had no possibility for sponsorships directly. I'm very grateful today that I am able to play this sponsorship, record this in with anchor.fm.

What are you paying for thousands of dollars? Wait, what's in the same thing? No less. Even if you go to the middle of the road podcasting host, like lip center something, it's just, it's still just 20 bucks a month. How does that add up to thousands? What else? So you just know this idiot must have paid for advertising or bought the super duper extra deluxe packages or some shit.

But the only fun part is, did you see the saga of him paying girls on fiber to dance for him? I saw that, yes. Okay, did you clip it because I've sent clothes from that shit? No, all I do is read the description, I didn't listen to that episode. Okay, all right, play my clip for. These are the actual orders I placed on Fiverr. I ordered five different girls to dance to my videos here and you can see I spent $350 on this in order to get all these videos done. I actually only put four of the videos up on my channel because the one video I just didn't want to put up after seeing

the results of the rest of this. Wow. You're fucking dumbass. And yeah, and then he surprised that, you know, his wife got mad at, I guess at some point and told him not to piss away $50,000 to pay bitches to dance or something. And then he's such a simp to play clips seven real quick. You forget that this guy is an accomplished musician in all of this that we're talking about, all the things that he does, there's so much to it, all right, period.

I thought, that was the most beautiful of the girls that I thought on Fiverr. As soon as I saw her profile, I'm like, oh my God, I want to pay her to dance to my video. This is amazing. Oh no. Fucking idiot. So guys like this are white only fans is a thing.

Yeah. Fucking simple. And imagine being this guy's wife, man, now he just he's pissing away money that they don't have on Fiverr. By the way, Fiverr, it's kind of in the name. You're not supposed to pay 350 bucks for this sort of shit. She literally, so what the point of that video of his was is he went on Fiverr, hired a bunch of bikini models to hold up a sign that reads his name superimposed on the shitty music that he makes with the beeps and bloops.

And as I've said before, somehow he thinks failure is good. sure why so okay this is slight tangent so he's explaining this in his podcast episode okay on I listen to the Sun Spotify it's an audio only thing and he starts describing the video of the girl's dancing that's my clip 6 and it's infuriating this let's do these in order the second video I put out was with the girl that I thought was extremely attractive on here. I'll play a little bit of the video so you can see exactly what the video looks like here. I'm grateful today for a sponsorship on this podcast by my host anchor dot FM. I also like. So first of all, we cannot see it. So too. I love how he leaves in the advertising of it too at the beginning stupid fucking douche bag Was that your edit or is that his edit?

No, that's his edits. You know why it sounds so confusing because you cannot see what is going on on screen that's him he starts playing his own video and telling us to watch on audio his own video and telling us to watch on audio, which is not possible. If you go to his website, his most recent tutorial right now is one on Adobe audition, which for those who don't know is an audio editing program. Hey, Jerry, didn't you notice that there was no video when you were exporting it that we cannot see what you're talking about? This guy puts out so much content that I don't think he cares.

He even talks about he hires this woman who takes everything he says and turns it into blogs. So he puts it through transcription software and then he has a woman go in and clean it up and then everything he says. So could you imagine reading a blog? He's like, as you can see in this video, there's a girl dancing. Like, what the fuck got a blog is this? This guy is the worst. He is a... That is the worst. He is a, that is so stupid. It's classic, shameless, Macchillian thinking.

It's quantity over quality. Just put out as much garbage as possible and see what happens. You're right. And make sure there is no content. I have so many fucking clips about this and just revealing how stupid of a business plan he has about this. But the way he thinks is the way a lot of these online self-help gurus

seem to think, by the way, this is like a cottage industry. Have you noticed the self-help shit? Yeah. They just, who's spying this? It must be one, okay, sad loser people who want to buy, you know, a book like, oh, how to influence people and how to make friends and how to yada yada and then I guess they just sell to each other Well these books what you're describing is Dale Carnegie Dale Carnegie actually was a real self-help Professional what they're doing now And I'm just gonna break down the fourth wall of the internet self-help how to become a millionaire thing This is what they do they say we're gonna teach you how to become a millionaire thing. This is what they do. They say, we're gonna teach you how to become a millionaire,

give us 20 bucks. So you can subscribe to this guy's content on his website, and it's actually jerrybanfield.com slash university. I have a clip, I'll get into it in a minute, but you go to his website, and he's got all these videos to teach you how to do all these things, and you subscribe. You can either buy the videos for 10 bucks a piece,

or you can do a $20 per month subscription. And what he says is, I'll teach you how to become a millionaire, give me 20 bucks a month. And then he goes, see how I just got your 20 bucks a month? Do that to other people. That's how you'll become a millionaire. That's what this all is. Basically.

It's like you're a sucker. There's other suckers too. Go get them. Right, it's a pyramid scheme. But what makes this guy unique is that he's a colossal failure. Yes. So other, this is, you know, this pyramid, self-help pyramid scheme. It's, it just, you know, you have pickup artists, for instance, who, you have these handsome men telling a bunch of pencil neck in cells how to get laid and it doesn't work, but they get rich.

They still get to drive their lambo's around. Okay. For them, it works. This guy, he cannot even get it to work for himself. Yet he still tries. God bless his little heart. And he's, what I've noticed is that he seems artistically obsessed with just numbers for the sake of numbers. So if you download his podcast, it doesn't matter if you hate it. It doesn't matter if you leave a negative comment.

It doesn't matter if you leave a negative review. it doesn't matter if you never speak to him again and shoot him in the face. As long as you, you did download it though, right? And by the way, that just keep going with his little failure. So play my clip five, which is him just being very proud of his meager numbers. Now let's take a look at the actual results I got from that. We'll go with the first girl. This was the first video I released on my channel here Indian girl dances on English song BMS now

I did this with the intention to get the Search results out of it so that when someone might search for these terms Then my video would come up and this video got 2,000 views all for free on my YouTube channel, which is significantly higher than my average videos are currently getting. Well, let's. Yeah.

Well, you're doing better than yourself. Good job. Great benchmark. So first of all, 2,000 isn't good. He gets an average of like what 10 views I think and 15 dislikes. I don't even know how he gets to have more dislikes than views on his videos. That's I guess an accomplishment. Real quick.

He's so obsessed with. I want to I want to mention this because this was the first thing I noticed and when you when I were communicating about this show, I think yesterday because we just decided to do this. I noticed it is 290,000 subscribers to his YouTube channel. It's like, shit, that's significant. And then I looked at his YouTube video views, and they all have like 87 views or 114 views.

This math doesn't add up. I've never seen someone with a quarter of a million subscribers and a hundred views on a video. How does that happen? I'll tell you how. I know. He uploads this video, the one that I'm talking about with his dancing girls and he gets so kind of pissy

that it doesn't do well. And that's because he's just trying to game the system. So to set it up, play my clip eight. And again, he's just talking about how he either did everything right Clip and I was shocked I was shocked at the viewer results I thought this would just be as easy in my head as okay I'll upload this video and it'll get a bunch of views and people will like it Which which may be an issue with with my channel and my thinking so this video actually got more dislikes

with my channel and my thinking. So this video actually got more dislikes in terms of the ratio than the other one. I was shocked because I thought this was amazing. It was only a short video and I named it again to aim at YouTube search traffic. Yeah, he called, he did everything right. He named the video rights and he had a description and he had a transcribed. And there's a, you know,

I don't know, he put it on Spotify too for us to watch on Spotify as an audio thing. Yet he somehow and all of his autism, he forgot that you need content, you're fucking retard. And so here's the, here's the mystery of what the fuck is up with those all the subscribers he has and that's a clip 10 here. With I lost 13 subscribers uploading a video which to me is a indication that if you all lose subscribers, that's common when you've got a lot of subscribers, especially built over a period of time on a diverse amount of topics. However, losing subscribers on a video to me indicates

that that's not going to help my channel grow, because I essentially need to get more subscribers back in just to make up a difference, and that is not likely to happen at this rate with these videos I've put up here. Oh, man. You're thinking. You know what's great about this guy?

There's nothing that happens in this life that he doesn't explain on the internet. And that's what makes him so unique to me. He doesn't sugarcoat shit. He tells you when all of his failures, he has a big smile on his face. He's like, haha, I just made a shitty video. No one likes it, no one cares.

He's hemorrhaging subscribers. And I get the feeling honestly, he must have bought them the subscribers. I would assume, because he's been doing this for so long since I think 2013 or 14. YouTube wasn't quite a savvy back then, their algorithm.

So I assume that maybe just a 10 years ago or some shit, he just bought a bunch of thousands of followers from some Indian bot farm. You know why I think he bought subscribers because he's $650,000 a dance. That's the evidence. That's right. Yeah. One dollar per Indian subscriber, hell yeah. Yeah. And I don't do it. He's fucking losing them. And I like that he's able to do the math. And I said that, you know, well, if I keep losing subscribers and never get any good ones, that's not good for my channel. Yeah.

Now, now apply that logic to money. He's like, also, I know, I know. He goes, he goes, all right, I got this figured out. I lost 13 subscribers and I gained zero. So what that means is negative 30 like yes, correct. That is what that is. Carl. Yeah. But he has a lot of songs. And so he hired a lot of women for a lot of different videos. And while you know, maybe some of them did better, play a clip 11. So let's take a look at these other videos and see how the analytics came out on them.

This one lost 54 subscribers on this one video. Watch time on this one, 1,600 views you can see the watch time actually less than a minute on this one. Wow. What a winner. This is the guy you want coaching your life is just, yeah. And as you can see, viewer retention was less than two seconds, more down votes.

I lost all my subscribers. And most of his videos are about the internet and creating content and content marketing. And yet he's failing miserably at it. I have another clip that I have to play because it's in the same vein, but this is specifically about, he's terrible at math when it comes to not only video views

and subscribers, but also finances. As you can see, I made that much income or more lost plenty of months in 2019. There's months I made 12 oh, 12,000 or so income. However, in 2019, I spent so much money that most months actually lost money and that was a very good lesson. It's essential to continue with those low expenses. He learned a lesson, Kaya, because this is not intuitive. You can't spend more money than you bring in an income

that won't work out in the log term. Well, somehow, apparently you can. This must be one of those just bankruptcy tales that you hear, right? Because banks, it's not like the banks are stupid. They know what they're doing, but somehow this man ended up with over $600,000 that weren't his to spend that he did spend

He has a nice little lavish setup with this computer. I'm sure you've seen this green screen and such and the Multiple screensy just he good he gets himself massages. So Yeah, I mean if they don't collect this depth sometimes soon Maybe he's right. Maybe he gets to be wealthy and happy without anyone ever saying anything about it. Well, he did come out and say specifically that he's not going to file for bankruptcy, that he wants to pay off this debt. And that is the dumbest thing he probably said. Why, why?

He just just write it off and start over again, buddy. Either that or take a trip to Greenland because $651,000, you're not coming back from that. Well, he's trying and he's really trying to milk it too, which is, I mean, we all would like to make lemonade from lemons, but this guy, he's just getting a bunch of lemons squeezed in his eyes at this point yet. If you look at his video titles,

I took a screenshot here, it says, can I make $600,000 worth of depth into a blessing? 35 with $484,000 in debt and a plan from $600,000 debt to financial freedom episode one, repaying $600,000 debt versus Christmas presents, went to file bankruptcy with 190,000 and unsecured debt. How to feel wealthy while in debt? It just, it goes on and on and on and it keeps making videos about this. This is impressive too, because he is finding positives.

You might look at me and think, well how can you not feel ashamed like a failure and stupid for having all this debt. Right! I was thinking that! I was thinking that but like you said he's got it all figured out even though he owes all this money he feels wealthy. And I'm so grateful today that from a position of feeling wealthy of feeling like I have enough I see I don't have to work hard I don't have to prove anything. All right, that's a lie There's no one working harder than this guy. This guy's working harder than anyone else in the world Like you say he's putting out seven videos a day

This guy's doing nothing but working is hustling hustling and he made five thousand dollars in profit last month So it's all working out. So Anyone who's ever dealt with hosting a podcast can tell you and you know this that it's kind of a hassle. It's not hard work, but it's annoying and tedious, right? You have to deal with the fucking feed and then there's always these technical problems. Like, oh, why is it not showing up in Spotify, but only on iTunes, blah, blah, blah. Oh, my fucking cover art isn't the right format for iTunes or Spotify. Like people like him, like James, they have 20 of these fucking things going, how do you even keep track of this shit?

You clearly, you have nothing else to do in your day. Why not invest all that time into an actual business and to actual work that you can sell? Right. That's the crazy part of this because if all of this is to make $60,000 a year, then you're living life incorrectly. But what I like is that he tells you if you think that he sounds crazy, he has a solution. If this is sounding kind of crazy to you, just change what you take in. Listen, watch my videos, watch other things that inspire you, and you'll be amazed to change that takes place just from doing that.

He literally just said, if this sounds crazy to you, watch more of my videos. The solution, the cure to this, is to consume even more of my nonsense. And I say to you, Jerry, I mean, I agree. I'm gonna watch every fucking video. This is my guy right now. I love this guy. Yeah, you know, I'm just seeing this video title and I wish I had watched it and clipped it because it sounds great.

This was some three years ago, it's titled, how do I get a 3% loan for $300,000? Yes, that's when he only just now was 70,000. It's pretty much like that. If I'd come back and time through his channel, I could have found the videos where he actually talks about taking out the loans, probably and why and how he did it. That would have been interesting. I'm kind of just this doesn't have to be the last time that we talk about Jerry

Bandfield I mean there's so much content out there and I love these constantly promoting his university Thank you for watching all of that video which was a preview from Jerry Bandfield University available at Jerry Bandfield dot com a slash university that so what we were just playing just now was a preview from Jerry Bantfield University, available at JerryBantfield.com, a slash university. So what we were just playing just now was a preview of what you could pay real money for in order to hear him talk. A guy who's an epic failure of business,

an epic failure of life. And he's like, for just 20 bucks a month, or 297 for a lifetime membership, by the way, for just 300 bucks for a lifetime membership, I can tell you even more of my failures Nothing you and good Hey, man, he's a he's a you know always sees the silver lining glass half full play my clip 13 real quick where he talks about how you know being a failure and this one actually getting a little bit of recommendations from you know, being a failure. And this one actually getting a little bit of recommendations

from YouTube. However, again, the subscribers are between among all these different videos. I lost hundreds of subscribers on this one. Earned a combined of maybe $5. Can add revenue on these if that. Therefore, to me, this experiment massive failure. And another add this to yet another one of my massive failure experiments on here.

And it's in the bio. That's because that's what you want to hear from your leader. You know, if your president came out today and said, you know, add this to another one of our massive failures as Americans, I guess. Yeah, you'd vote for him again, right? You'd be like that guy. When I'm cutting my expenses, I'm trying to get $50,000 off of my balance sheet. I think my subscription to Jerry Bandefield University might be the first thing to go.

That's what we're doing. Tommy, like, take a hint. There's a reason Trump only ever talks about fucking winning. If he ever does anything wrong, he acts as if it never happens. Take a hint, it works. This guy's amazing. Jesus Christ. And then I have a clip called Optimus.

I don't know what that's about. Clip 14. By the way, there's too much contact. I tried to listen to a lot of it, but I was reading through all the titles. And one of the titles was, why you shouldn't look at your YouTube statistics every 24 hours. He was driving himself crazy, and at least clips of your play for me, I can see why. He was driving himself crazy, he would put up

a video, and then chuck in every hour. Oh, shit, one on subscribe. Oh, shit, two on subscribe. He averts, listen to our two seconds.. Oh shit. Two on subscribe. He averts listener two seconds. Oh shit. He's delusional. And again, he used to be drunk. According to him, I don't have a clip of him saying this, but he says, well, maybe I do, but he says that somewhere around, I think April, 2014, he got sober. He got into AA and he was sober. So he isn't fucked up while he's saying these things. So he has no excuse to be institutional, standing there, standing in front of his gay little green screen saying, well, I was shocked. I thought after I paid 350 bucks to some random internet thought,

you know, people would be tuning into my video. I even gave you the good title. What is happening here? He is definitely finding them. I'm going to play your activist. Sorry, I got away from this. Here's your activist. Now, those music videos could get a ton of YouTube search traffic. I could get a whole bunch of subscribers out of them. There's no telling in the long term, rather this will end up being a successor now,

which makes it difficult to draw a final conclusion right now. These videos could go viral two years from now, for no reason I can imagine. That's amazing. All this crap that's been proven that nobody cares about it. Who knows? Maybe it's two years. That's all anybody wants to see.

Who knows? Yeah. Again, you want this guy to be your leader, to be your life coach. This guy who's going, I don't know, maybe two years from now, it'll kind of be successful and you know, just randomly. Okay, thanks. Thanks for the, that really inspires lots of confidence, Jerry. Thank you. Fucking dumbass. Can I go on a quick tangent about his alcoholism here? Yeah. I don't know if you'll listen. So I went on iTunes and I, you know how it has that little bar of popularity for each episode.

So I ordered by popularity and listened to his most popular one, which is an AA thing. And it's actually probably his least retarded episode. I mean, it's actually just him talking about, you know, being an alcohol is bad. But here's what really kind of stood out to me. This guy was, I guess, born to advice people. Clip three. Okay. I went to my people clip three. Okay. I went to my first alcoholics anonymous meeting. I suggested it as a condition of probation for my job because I needed

something that would help me look good. I had gotten trouble for drinking as a resident advisor in college with the freshman who are under age. I was 21. They were 18. I had gotten in trouble for drinking with them and selling them alcohol, which I had lied about at the time. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

It's not just from the get-go. This guy advising people giving them advice and such and just right out the gate, he fails at it miserably, selling them alcohol, just getting his ass fired. It's not failing. He was born for this. It's actually doing harm. It's the opposite of what he's supposed to be accomplishing,

which is so telling because, yes, that's who he is as an adult. Also, he's telling people to do things that will harm their lives. Do not try to become a TikTok star because Jerry Bantfield said that he got a thousand views on TikTok. Terrible idea.

Yeah, don't, if you're a bank, if you take a printout of your bank statements, if you see the color red, don't on top of it, take a $300,000 low, you know. Oh, you did do a spend more money and then we'll be fine. Right. And by the way, so this is also funny to me.

I did you watch the episode of him talking about the pandemic and his top five tips to survive the pandemic. Certainly did. I have clips on that. Okay. Let me just play mine because I only have one is so he loves pissing away money. It's it's like a kink for him. He loves spending money, but my god, does he get stingy when it comes to feeding his family?

That's click too. Next thing, food stockpile. If there's a temporary shortage, even if it's an economic situation, or anything else, a food stockpile can be really helpful. What I do is I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey,, I love to eat honey, and I also love to eat beans.

What I do is I just keep a stockpile of peanut butter, honey, and beans, because for $15, that's enough money to feed myself for two or three days. Or an emergency to feed my family for two or three days on a jar of peanut butter and a jar of honey and a bag of beans. And that has some decent nutrition and is fairly filling also. You know, so 15 bucks over two days. First of all, you can get more than that

bank ferry buck if you just buy pasta or something, which is why everyone was hoarding goddamn pasta during the pandemic. But right. Honey, that's your, that's your doomsday hoarding food is a bunch of fucking sugary fermented beef omits. That's what they're going to feed your wife over the course of two days. Honey, I'm so hungry. Well, we still have honey and you have a spoon. Don't you? Who the fuck?

Who's, who are you married to? We need a poo How does honey have nutritional value first of all what the fuck are you talking about here? So this guy literally just sugar this guy is a vegan So his choices are limited granted. I think pasta or rice would still work in that scenario But what I love about this guy is he teaches for a living that scenario. But what I love about this guy is he teaches for a living. This is the only thing that he does is he tells you how to live your life and how to make money and how to survive a pandemic. And the first tip he has is about how you might have water during a pandemic. Number one, drinking water. Humans need about a gallon of water every day to survive. Obviously,

we could do with less than that, but with a disaster you'd want to have as much drinking water on hand as possible. There's two simple ways to be prepared for this. Number one, take the water bottles you're drinking already or the containers you're using and throwing away refill those with drinkable water and build a stock pile of extra water

that you've got around in case there's a disaster. Who the fuck wouldn't know to do that? Did you explain to me who's so stupid that they're like, how are we gonna get drinking water in case there's a pandemic? I have no idea. Hey, dummy, what about this shit that comes out of the tap? Can we just pour that into a container and just save it somewhere? Like that's the worst advice. It gets even worse than that, because then he explains other things that you can buy and stack up on. It's also a great idea to buy ahead on comfort supplies.

Things like toilet paper, you can just buy an extra month or two worth of toilet paper. And that's the convenience. You really would prefer not to run out of if there was a temporary shortage. You don't want to be hunting around the house for pieces of paper to use.

Very easy to avoid. I think people know this. I don't think they need to be told about toilet paper, Kaya, there's a little bit of evidence out there that tells me, and I think, and I think same people like you and I, we know that that temporary shortage he's talking about are caused by dumbasses like him.

Yes. It didn't panic by. It wouldn't be in the happening in the first place. We could just all continue our lives. You know, notice how one day everybody bought the toilet paper and then two days later the shelves were restocked. Right. It literally was just everybody panic can be.

Some asses like this. They're still making so paper. Well fuckers. You might wonder why in March of 2020 someone would create a video telling people to buy toilet paper. You would think like, well, that's stupid. Everyone's buying toilet paper already. It's what they instinctually do. Here's the reason why this num-nuts is telling us that. Because you give what you think about whether you want it or not. Therefore, I avoid any negative vibes, things like the news, things like people talking about,

whatever the next thing is. I don't even know exactly what it's called because I don't pay attention to it. I don't want to experience it. He doesn't even know that there's a coronavirus because he doesn't watch the news, which good on him, but don't give me advice on how to live my life. You have no idea what's going on in the world.

It's not helpful. Yeah. He even goes on to explain what's going on in his world. And remember, March of 2020. If you look around today, I don't see any pandemic around me. Now sure, one may come in the future, but there's not one around me right now. Amen, brother.

I'm with you on that. There is no bad. Yeah. Guys, it's a conspiracy. This is fucking brilliant, man. Just make sure to stuck up on all the honey, though, just in case, just in case you have to feed your wife. By the way, I have to point out that in the whose rights, at sorry, who are these podcasts, Discord chat here, somebody said that honey

may not be vegan. So Jerry, you're wrong about that too. Interesting, that's a good kind of makes sense because it does make sense. You're harvesting something that animals create, you're stealing it from them. Yeah, because at one point he talks about how, he's, he, he's sensitive about, it's my bread and butter

and he goes, but I'm vegan. So I guess I'd have to call it my vegan bread and my vegan butter. That was thinking, is bread not vegan? I get butter. This guy's all confused. He's very confused. Honey's okay, bread's bad.

I don't understand how that works. Maybe I'm gonna do it. It's very possible. Let's talk about cryptocurrency. I'm gonna change gears. Okay, okay. This guy put out a show and this is from September of 2019, where he has his top 10 crypto. Now he wants to give you advice on what to invest in in the world of cryptocurrency. And I love what his number one, what year, what year did

you say September of 2019? All right, so put yourself in that place This is you could tell this guy knows a lot about this because here's number one Therefore with no surprise I am actually picking Bitcoin as number one because it has the longest proven history It could go to 100 plus thousand. It is one. All right. So no surprise, the one that we've all heard about

is the one that he thinks is the best. And I just wanna point out, it was trading for about $10,000 a bit coin at that time. It started at 7200. And modest decline, not terrible, but still not something that you should have been investing in in September of 2019 at this point. Yeah. I mean, you could still argue, I guess, that it's always a good time to, you know, never

be too late, but so this is what those cryptocurrency fuckers do. Now, I don't want to be taken at like, I'm against cryptocurrency, but what these fuckers do, they run their own scam and the way they do it is. They tell you, oh, you know, two years from now, Bitcoin is going to hit a one million dollars. I promise you, it's going to be one million dollars worth. That's never going to happen, dumbass. It could have fuck is going to buy Bitcoin for one million dollars a pop. Correct. Who? Right. It's never going to happen. So you see people like Maccathy, John Maccathy, I don't know if you know him. I do. Correct. Who? Right. It's never going to happen. So you see people like McAfee, John McAfee, I don't know if you know him. I do. Right. The crypto baron. Yep. Made the first

anti virus. It's saying, you know, Bitcoin doesn't hit one million dollars by 2020. I'm going to eat my own ball sack. And then, you know, it doesn't. And that was the time. And he goes, well, I was joking. You know, just, I was being serious. Well, Mac if he's an interesting character because he is all in a cryptocurrency and for good reasons, like he doesn't want the government to control the monetary system.

Yeah. Which is great. I agree with that. And his whole thing is, we shouldn't be investing in cryptocurrency as if it's a stock. We should be trading it as if it's a stock, we should be trading it as if it is actual money.

So he's trying to develop a cryptocurrency that is stable, which will not happen by lifetime from all the evidence that I could see. I love that. No, I doubt it. I love that this dummy talks about Litecoin and investing in Litecoin and he says this. Litecoin is my next pick.

Litecoin has, again, is very stable. It's hit price highs that are way higher than where it's at today. For example, it did go up to 283, which to me, down now today at 65, it seems totally reasonable. It could go back to 283 at some point. He started that by saying Litecoin is very stable. It was totally reasonable. It could go back to 283. I'm going to start of that by saying, Litecoin is very stable. It was 283.

It's now 65. The guy I'm going to tell you something about myself. I can just failing. Yeah, I'm going to tell you something about myself. I own Litecoin. It is, I checked this morning. It's at $44 a Litecoin. It's lost 84% of its value.

And this guy described it as very stable. That's the opposite of stable. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, shit. All right, this is great too, because he owned Bitcoin. And this guy's way into crypto, and he's saying, Bitcoin's what you want to invest in, except for the fact that he no longer owns any.

And remember, I'm not saying that this isn't unstable investment, because it does go all over the place, but it's still at $7,200, a Bitcoin right now. It's substantial. One of the biggest mistakes I made in my crypto portfolio when I had one was unloading all of my Bitcoin into trying to get moonshot altcoins. So basically, he spent Bitcoin on magic beans

and is now giving us financial advice. What the fuck? He makes Jim Cramer sound like a genius. Yeah, so slowly, it makes all the pieces are falling into place. It makes sense where that $50,000 or rather the $650,000 wins. This 80, it just goes online. He sees some new coin that some troll on Fortchan made as a joke.

He's like, oh, fucking, fucking cunt coin. Better get in on that on the ground floor. Only $55 bucks. Okay, give me a thousand of those. I can take out another loan. This investment will pay off in just 50 years from now. I got bikini girls on Fiverr coin that you really need to invest in. It's gonna be worth so much. This is the last thing he talks about investing. I think this is so

brilliant. Because with investing, the worst thing that can happen is you can lose everything. Hello, exactly. Yeah. That's why you don't invest in crypto coins, crypto currency, if you're a legitimate investor, because it could just go to zero, computers could just say, no, not worth anything anymore, and that's it, game over. You don't wanna invest in the real things?

It's not in the real things. The government could, tomorrow literally just say, we're banning this. Correct. And they probably will. the way they're pretty money right now They probably will Right Luna tick by the way I want to point out that this guy is

Against people making fun of other people not making fun of people. Even if it seems fairly harmless in a video game, you might think, well, what's wrong with that? Who does that hurt? Well, it hurts everyone. When I'm saying they're saying how bad someone else is, the implication is that I'm really that good. And yet the motivation for me to talk about how good I am is deep down I'm insecure about how good I am is deep down. I'm insecure about how good I am.

Okay. And I'll worry. Okay. It's a wake up call for me, Kaya, because I sit here and I point fingers, but really it's by own insecurities is what's going on. And then he explains he gets an example of why making fun of someone could be bad. And this is just a brilliant example for example if you say something

Critiquing what they were to their friend who knows them and knows why they were that maybe that's a style that they had a friend that died That liked and then here you are criticizing I pulled the fuck friend who died card that didn't make any sense You're making fun of this guy because he's wearing a shitty t-shirt and you tell his body like that guy shirts sucks He goes he wears that shirt because his friend who died like to that shirt It won't world It's a scenario. That's not a thing that happens That is literally never happened. It's never even a fuck that's the... It's a shitty reason to wear a shirt. It's so stupid.

It's a shitty reason not to make fun of people. Sorry. Whatever. Yes. I can get some... Like, if you're really stretched like, hey, don't make fun of bald people. You don't know if maybe that person has cancer. Fines. Okay. I guess. But his shirt... Get fucked, dumbass. And by the way, this guy talking about arrogance when he pumps out like 100 videos a day,

giving people advice, telling them out to live their lives as if he's not in debt more than anyone else. Oh, there's no one who's less, who's more insecure than this guy. And yet, he exudes this confidence and this positivity. And I see this a lot of religious people, they have to overdo it because they're so insecure with everything they're doing in their lives.

These guys' videos are amazing. He has so much energy, he seems like he's on math. I don't know what's going on specifically, but he is Exuding confidence and what he's saying is so dumb and he should have zero confidence in what he's saying It doesn't make any sense. I Have a more self hypnosis. He talks about yeah, he talks about his January income statement. There is an episode

that's only about his income statement. And it's very interesting because he goes through all of his income and all of his expenses to explain exactly how much profit he made down to details in income that I don't know why anyone would give a shit about. Then I've got $400. I sold my Ableton push two from the Facebook, on the Facebook marketplace for $400. And since that originally was the business expense that is appropriate to put it as business income, I sold that as a part of my commitment

to sell my extra equipment and cut back. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? Why would I care about $400 in income my extra equipment and cut back. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? Why would I care about $400 in income for your business in January with equipment that you sold off on Facebook? Right, you're selling your software licenses. So you can't say don't make fun of people because it makes you look arrogant, then be such a narcissist to put this sort of shit out.

Right. It doesn't have dozens of videos of content or audio podcasts of content every single week. If you're talking about your life in such granular detail as if you're so interesting, well, he thinks he's, but yeah, don't be arrogant though. Don't be arrogant. Oh, hey, you know, I should, hey, Carl, when I listened to five minutes of me talking about what I had for lunch, the pasta that I made. Who gives a fuck?

Kaya. This guy is so arrogant. He thinks he's gaining the system because he talks about how he hasn't had a real job since 2014. And he's just doing this, this, whatever it is, this internet thing that he's doing and he's so proud of himself. Now, Kaya, you don't have a real job, right? You mostly play video games all day long. Okay. Now, Kay, you don't have a real job, right? You mostly play video games all day long. Okay, now you're being hit for the right time. I don't have a traditional, thank God,

I don't have to sit in a cubicle and examine insurance claims or something. No, but I also don't just play video games all day long. I know, I was up to easy, but what's funny- I got for walks. What's funny about that though, what's funny about that, Kay, is that you're a successful in life in doing things that I think a lot of people would love to be able to do,

not be punching a clock, not be traveling into an office every single day. And you actually earn a living and you're successful at it and you never once bragged about that. This guy, $651,000 a day, it can't shove about how successful he is. It's the opposite of what he should be saying. Right, I'm not half a million dollars in debt. Right, last thing I want to play here about his income statement.

And this is where he explains the cash flow is key. Now, the key, as I've learned, is cash flow. We want the income to be key. Now the key is I've learned is cash flow. We want the income to be much higher than the expenses. Yeah, I think. Yep. That's the thing that he's learned. Now this is in 2020 he's talking about this. He's had his business in 2014,

but he's learned that you want your income to be higher than your expenses. Smart. Well, I mean, it sounds like he used to be higher than your expenses. Mm-hmm. Smart. Well, I mean, it sounds like he used to be a better businessman in college when he was still in alcohol like in selling children alcohol. Yes.

You know, at least. Yes. That was probably paid better than this. How do you lose? So the funny thing is that if he wasn't pissing away money, he actually might be earning money from this. That's the funny part is he could put himself into the green, not as much as if he actually owned a successful real business, but still, you know, so little side hustle, he just cannot

stop himself from spending it all, spending actually not just all of it, but like 10 times what he has, what are your hands? I have a great clip. I just want to play it to get it out of the way he talks about his website, JerryBanfield.com. JerryBanfield.com is all about me. If you don't want to hear about me, don't go there. Love that. This guy is fast-spreading. What else you got? What else do you want to talk about? Okay, so this is my last series of clips here. He is an African prick in my opinion. I'm, what else you got? What else do I talk about? Okay, so this is my last series of clips here.

He is an arrogant prick in my opinion. I listened to the episode, one of them that I listened to was him talking about how to get your podcast off the ground, right, which is, of course, in our interest. Well, tell me Jeremy, how do we get successful podcasting? And, we're co-hosts. We're co-hosts. Listen to Clip 15.

What I would do is I would go through the news feed. I'd click just on the Facebook news feed. I'd see which of my friends were actively posting on Facebook and I'd send my friend a thoughtful message like, hey, I saw based on what you were talking about, reference something specifically. You might be interested in listening to my podcast in this episode, I talk about that. I did some more generic messages also

that did get some people to listen, but it also got me some friend-rich removals, which is fine if someone can be asked to listen to my podcast. We're not really friends on Facebook, are we? Therefore, I recommend the starting place to promote your podcast is to just use your Facebook profile, whatever social media you're on, use what you already have.

That's terrible. So when he says use, he means spam people, literally just spam them in their private messages, like a little good little fucking bot That everyone goes out of their way to block and then when they drop you as a friend rightfully because you're an annoying piece of shit to Spams people you go he goes Oh, well if you don't want to listen to my piece of shit fucking content I guess we're not really friends then

Ha and you can't stop himself Jerry. He can't stop himself from telling the truth too. Like there's things you should just leave out if you're giving people advice. What you want to do is you want to go on Facebook and you want to help people about your new podcast. Now I did this and people unfriended me because I was being an annoying prick. Well, to leave that part out to him,

if you're telling people this is your advice. Yeah, again, but like you said, he has no concept of privacy. He leaves everything and. Yes. And that that's clip 16. Play this. I'm amazed how many people have listened to my podcast just from sharing it consistently on Facebook, even to the point where I shared some things in my podcast.

I forgot that so many of my friends and family were paying attention to my podcast after I had asked so many to go listen to it. I shared some things that really offended people on my podcast and provide very clear proof that when you go through and start with your friends and family, especially on Facebook or via text message, then you've got that initial foundation. And once you've got, so foundation and once you've got So what he was saying there so This is why I think he's like

He's just he's this weird robot who seems to have a blind spot for the fact that failure is bad Okay, so let's examine he he is in debt Yeah, and yet somehow he just doesn't care. He loses subscribers. He's aware of it But it just doesn't register. He loses friends. He he's getting unfriended on Facebook That doesn't give a shit. He thinks that's a good thing because well, they still download it the episode Did they not or? He he's offending his friends and family there. They listen, you know Even when he doesn't lose friends after spamming them and they actually give it a chance

and they download it and they listen, they get offended and pissed off at him. He's still somehow counts that as a victory. You know, a good thing. You know, a guy, it would be really hypocritical of me to say, yeah, you should defend your friends and family with your podcast. I can, I've got that as a victory as well,

so I'm not to rip on it for that one. Right. But he's supposed to be a, you know, the Goody two shoes religious A A member who, you know, goes out his way not to make fun of people, not to offend. But you can clearly tell he doesn't give a fuck about offending people. That's a good point. I'm an atheist. You're still drinking too much. So that's a good point. We're very different of that regard Play clip 19 where he's just he just doesn't give a fuck about other people play that Doing everything on your podcast that you're proud to share with your friends and family even if they might potentially get offended at one thing or another Weird right again telling I'm confused by what this even means. Part of a shitty advice series,

that's what it means. It's just, you know, just make a podcast, just for the sake of it, even if your friends and family hated it and they get offended at you for just talking shit about them on a podcast revealing your secret, you know, sharing their secrets

maybe a revealing confidential, confidential shit. That's what he's talking about there. By the way, so he spams his family. He spams his family. Now you listen to those clips. He goes out of his way to shove his content in everyone's face. He messages them with personalized messages with generic messages he wants his friends to listen, but also clip 18 Ask people you already know and if you're making a podcast that you don't want your friends and family listen to you might think twice about that because I've seen that the hard way you make stuff you don't think your friends and family should listen to it even tell at the beginning of the episode if your friend or family might not want to listen to this and people listen to it anyway. You fucking asshole, you spam them to listen and then you put in a disclaimer telling them not to listen.

Yeah, are you fucking stupid and dare the assholes? I just want to remind people, I haven't talked about this in a long time, that my mother-in-law still listens to every episode of W-A-T-P and Karen. We love you for listening to the show. We do appreciate that, but I've never once told anyone of my family to listen to this podcast. Not a good idea. No, but if you did, you wouldn't also put in a disclaimer telling them not to listen. We just shut like it. Hey hey man, you know, I just I made a new podcast It would be cool if you listen if you tune in and then but also if you're my friends, please don't listen So this guy's just weird and I guess I just the last one I want to play is

Him again not seeing the irony in his own words than just not taking his own advice clip 20. I do my podcast because I love doing it and because I love knowing people listen to it and it helps people. If it's just me doing it, well, I don't need to do a podcast. I can just sit here and listen to myself talk, right? I bet he does that. Right. Yes, right. Jerry, take take that shit off line. You're done. Just stop. I have a feeling he does a lot of talking into the mirror this guy. He's very proud of his public speaking. He's very proud of the way he presents. I bet he practices a lot. I bet he talks to himself all day long. Would be my guess. He clearly thinks highly of himself Clearly, so all of that shit about not making fun of others are putting yourself highly or thinking of yourself that

Hindmai, bullshit bullshit Kaya We have a lot to get to today because our friend podcast hitman is going to come on and break down. Okay. Some of the things that our friend Patrick Michael is up to before that, I want to talk about one of my suggestions to you for that. Could I pee?

Yeah, I'm going to do a pee break in a second, but before that, one of my suggestions to you for this podcast was the Joe Biden podcast. I'm getting this suggested to me all over the place. We got to, got to check out Joe Biden's podcast. So I wanted to give a quick shout out to my buddy Drew Lane over the Drew and Mike show because they've been playing his podcast and calling it out. And here's a clip where they discovered a really bad at it in this really

boring Joe Biden podcast. We play that at it again. I bet you like playing. I get the information on this coronavirus crisis are facing it as well now. To each week. I'm going to be doing it on an extra. That's the worst that I've ever heard. There's not even a breath.

His inflection is just completely in another direction. There's not even a breath. His inflection is just completely in another direction. There's not even a breath between the words. Oh my god! You can't do another take on that? No, he doesn't have time for that. The podcast is 12 hours long. On this coronavirus crisis, our faces are facing it as well now.

To each week. Oh, this is a dream of ours. Oh, Carla, you're listening to these podcasts? I do. We're listening Drew. We're listening, buddy. Come on the show sometime. I know we have a lot of listeners who are Drew and Mike fans.

Tell Drew to come on the show. Come on W-A-T-P. All right, let's take a quick piss break. All right. Our buddy producer Chris created a song for us to play during the piss break Which is awesome, so I'm gonna I'm gonna play that and then we'll come right back We'll pull up my buddy podcast hitman and we'll talk about shame as McHillian Okay, okay

Pick up his Watt F my jam Take a piss. Piss. W-A-T-P. S-My-J-M. D. P. There are three toilets in the house. Piss, Piss, P.

I'm shooting during World Dollar. And I'm depressed by your stream. 70-year-old man. I'm shooting during World Dollar. Piss. Fire-hosey. Slop thing. We take the piss. A car we just grave. An O-B isn't pressed by his stream. during work hours. Pants fire hoses. Stop saying. We think that Pizz, a car, we just

grave and OB isn't pressed by his stream. Who's it? Pruss by someone. Fucking history. I have shed everywhere. I'm just by your face. You did? Yeah.

Yeah. Podcast hit man. What do you want to go? Do you want to go by Matt Lewinsky? You go by Podcast hitman. How do we refer to you? Doesn't matter what everyone call me, Carl. Okay, I'm going to turn up your volume

so that I can hear you better. So, the Podcast hitman is joining us. He is a person who listens to just about every episode that Shamus puts out and pulls timestamps and lets me know what's going on in the world of Patrick Michael aka Todd aka Kirby Roosevelt. What are there other aliases glitch Fred bird glitch Fred bird Why born chaos? Oh, what about the animal crossly? Or what is it? Yeah animal crossly This guy's the best

So I have a ton of clips from a lot of different shows and I just want to do like a rapid fire thing if that's cool with you One of the things I was noticing I was listening to a lot of different shows and I just want to do like a rapid fire thing if that's cool with you. That works. One of the things I was noticing, I was listening to a lot of Patrick Michael this morning and I noticed that he has these crutch phrases that he uses all the time. He says, I'll be honest guys, but I will say this. He'll say, but hey, and he'll say, put it this way. So I just want you to key in on those phrases. You'll hear them throughout these clips.

He seems to pepper them in non-stop. This is from Fight Church. Fight Church is his MMA podcast. I don't think we've covered that, and W-A-T-P-V-V-Four. But he's breaking down the McGregor Saron fight and he says this you see what I'm saying well you hear it I mean it makes more sense I don't know why people say that you see what I'm saying No, I can't see your words. This isn't sesame street

Your words aren't floating out of your mouth and some sort of, you know, comical font That'd be funny. That'd be awesome. Actually if it did Maybe your thoughts that be scary for thoughts did that you wouldn't want that especially if you're just walking down the street All right, you are you have a lot of like echoing going on mr. Hitman. I might have to bail on us All right, man, I might have to bail on this. All right, man, if we have to, we have to do it another. Yeah, now the reason why I had you on is because you've been such a great contributor over the years

and you're telling me that you're retiring. Yeah, girlfriend wants to get serious, so I won't be listening to Shameless. That's fucking better. Bullshit. That's the worst excuse ever. My girlfriend wants to get serious, so I can't listen to Patrick shame. Is that that's fucking better? Bullshit. That's the worst excuse ever. My girlfriend wants to get serious. I can't listen to Patrick and my buddy wire.

I ain't gonna have time for shame this man. But that's winning. It's man, that's, you know, getting a girlfriend and stopping listening to Todd. That's winning. Have you learned nothing from Jerry? You need to fail in life. That's a good point.

Wait, wait, wait, I thought living in a trailer park with the 20 podcast. Yes. Okay. Here's what you do. Babe, break up with your girl, get some depth, take out a loan that you cannot pay back and quit your job, move out of your house. Right. And that's pretty much it. That's all I've learned from Jerry. So it seems to me like you're the expert there, Kaya. All right. Podcasts, man, thank you so much for coming on. You sound like hot garbage,

so we're gonna call it on that. But I do have a ton of clips that I wanna run through. Some of them from our buddy Pro in the Shamest Watch channel. Many of them coming from podcast hitman. This is a podcast called Problem Academy and a show called Show Me More. And he talks about how social media sucks. Because I'll be honest, social media sucks, dude. It's lame. It's only beneficial to those that are influencing people,

selling shit by showing their boobs or ass. So Patrick Michael has decided social media doesn't work very well because when he posts shit nonstop about all the content that he's providing, people don't give a shit. He's not a guy who's like engaging in conversation or trying to be part of a community. He just wants to push his shit at people and it's not working. Again, these anchor FM assholes seem to be both of them under the impression that if I just put tits on screen, it'll get viral. Right. Remember Jerry also thought, hey, if I just pay some camhore to dance on camera, my video will go viral and Todd seems to be under the same impression is there's

no other way to go viral. That's all what social media is for, it's just cute girls in their bodies. And no, have you tried being funny, interesting, the content that people feel like following? This next clip even furthers your point. And then there's all these people that exist and it's usually women. I'll say that it's a lot of women that I see There's a lot of guys that do it too But the extent that some women do it you're like hey lady

We understand that you do squats every day You don't got to show us Unless That's all that you are If all you are is a pair of legs with an ass fine He's angry He's an angry guy So this is a level of angry at e girls

That I hope none of us ever reach so I think we can all agree that we're all the little salty about the whole you know premium snap chats and only fans be the facts being that if you're a pretty girl you can pretty much make like $10,000 a day and then Kira, I am a hairy fucking Pudgy Turkish guy. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not ever gonna make that much money in a day. So yes, I am a little salty about it, but that's not the same thing as the sky just bitching about. Oh, if you put a video up of you squatting, it goes viral on Twitter. Well, true, but you can plenty of people who are not attractive, who are not women, who

are actually interesting, they can still go viral. Right. I think the point is, it's not a zero sum game. It's not like, oh, well, you're taking away all the attention from me that I would have been having, but I don't, I'm not a chick with a great ass. Like, well, no, dummy. There's tons of people who aren't chicks with great asses who get a ton of attention on social media. It's not their fall. You're on interesting. Yeah. I mean, it's not their fault. They were born hot. It's not their fault that you are this boring dipshit ginger. Look, this guy's a ginger bitch, right? Yeah. He sure is. Well, so is

Bill Burr, but he's a funny fuck. So is Chris. He's there. Oh, wait, that's a bad example. That's a terrible example. What are you all? Never mind? That's it. I'm going to say. So if you just look at it on the face of it, you know, Bill Bird, balding ginger, wildly successful millionaire. That's not because he has, he does great squats or because he has an amazing ass, Todd. He's skillful. He has fun content. Well, Bill Burr is not the problem in Todd's mind, but Burr Christcher is. This is him, and he's been blasting Burr lately. This is him talking about Burr Christcher. And to be honest, most people are laughing at you. Not with you. Because truly, you're not funny. Your story suck.

Although it sounds like he's looking in the mirror, doesn't it? On that clip. Here is... Little bit. Again, talking about bird-crizer. Don't go on your podcast and talk about how often you're working out. But there's no change in your face, your body, your weight, none of that shit. And then try to say it's because you're also eating really shitty. Because those two things don't's because you're also eating really shitty. Because those two things don't mix. You're either only eating shitty, or you're only riding the bike, losing weight, preparing yourself to be fit. There's no, there's no both.

What are you talking about? What is he possibly talking about? He seems salty. So it's, it's really difficult to hate on Todd for this because I also, I really, really hate Burk Cry. Oh, me too! Oh, man. Me too, but what he just said though was, Burk Cry's just trying to tell us that he exercises

a lot, and the reason why he's still fast because he eats a lot of shitty foods, you could definitely do both of those things. I've lived many years doing both of those things. It's very possible. He goes, that's bullshit. If you're riding a bike and you're exercising and you're also eating vegan, like, no, no, that's not, that's not true.

You still have a cheeseburger. All right. So this is more of him calling out birdcriesher. And I love this because Patrick Michael has railed on us because all we do is rip on other people who are more successful than us. You know, it's one of the things that we hear about a lot, but it's just so tempting to do it yourself, isn't it? A movie that's eight years old, nine years old, is beating Birdcriesher special. What does that mean? What does that mean? And I swear within like four days,

his special wasn't even ranked. And I was smiling from ear to ear. Because fuck that guy. Fuck him, dude. He has the worst personality in the world. He's a fucking piece of garbage, dude. He's a piece of garbage. Jesus.

Yeah. He's the one guy that you don't want's a piece of garbage. Yeah. He's a one guy that you don't want everyone to fucking party with. So he is actively rooting against Birdcrisher. He doesn't want his stand-up special to be ranked on Netflix. He thinks he's a piece of garbage as a human being. He's really deep into his hatred for Birdcrisher, which I don't care about Birdcrisher at all, but I don't hate the guy I'll give it to either way No, I hate him but not for his personality anything just that laugh. I cannot stand it

I cannot stand that fucking piece of shit your great you did like an episode on him right on his podcast Yeah, we did. Yeah I don't know how you did it man. I don't god bless you. I had to turn that thing off halfway. I actually skipped Some parts because Crusher's laugh is it just it's a kind of laugh that makes me want to punch old ladies You don't know how I did it Kaya. Do you know how many shitty podcasts I listen to? I'm a fucking weekly basis You know how I did it. I'm talking about the ear grading that retarded

Faggot laugh that he does. What's it's clearly fake and contrived yet he forces himself to laugh at his own shit for sure. Well, that it feels like nails on a chalkboard, but still Todd sounds almost personally offended that I guess maybe he's not as popular and I'm not sure what is going on there. Also, does he have a tugboat in the background? So, I was at horn playing throughout that clip. So, he's been playing these music beds and things underneath his sho. And I think the reason is because he's trying to cover up the crying babies. Now that clip I just played

I remember those those are great that clip I just played you could hear his toddler or Newborn son in the background. I zoomed in on it here. It is he's a piece of garbage There's a baby crying in the background and shameless things rather than being a good father, I'll just put a music bat in and no, it'll be the whyser. He's the boss. All right, so that was proud of the Academy. Sad, amazing.

That was proud of the Academy. Now let's take a look at the Ginger Snap podcast. And this is a episode called pandemic delivery. And he's talking about getting an Amazon delivery to his apartment. Now, he has mentioned before that he lived in a trailer park. Now, apparently, he lives in an apartment. Maybe listen to how

much description he goes into about how he receives deliveries. And tell me if he's making this up. And I'm used to the guys who bring my stuff, they will go and they hit my button for my apartment. And it buzzes. And I usually buzz them in. And then I go and I grab the package from them as they come in the door.

But this time, whoever it was, they simply set the package inside the first set of doors and then left. Well, they didn't leave yet. They actually sat there and kind of waited until the package was gone, because I don't think they saw me. Now I realize he's got a lot of time to fill

and he's trying to just ramble so we can put out 80,000 podcasts today. But did this seem like too much detail into getting a package delivered? We used to explain that I live in the apartment and there's a buzzer and then there's double doors and then I buzzed the person in and I walked down to the doors and then they're watching me as I pick up the page and dude you live in a trailer, it's fine. You don't have to make up this elaborate rules. I buzzed the person in and I walked down to the doors and then they're watching me as I pick up the pants.

Dude, you live in a trailer, it's fine. You don't have to make up this elaborate ruse that you have this apartment with as a buzzer system and you're letting people in. I'm just not by it. It's like a child lying. Yeah, I ate all this candy. Well, not me, it was the fairy, what fairy?

Well, it was me, but not me. So what the fuck literally wasn't the same Three seconds he wants The guy just left the packaging left. Oh actually he didn't leave he was there and he waited for me to pick it up Yeah, there's a lot of details thrown in that made no sense. I don't know why he need to do a clue to any of those All right, this is his pandemic episode, and he explains that he's not concerned, he's not prone to getting sick.

As I've said on the podcast before, I'm not even somebody that's been prone to the flu, let alone something like the coronavirus. I did think I was dying today, though, simply because when you eat a cheeseburger and then a roast beef sandwich, you know, those things don't mix so well. Fascinating. Kaya, he's not a guy who gets sick very often with the flu, but he did eat a cheeseburger and then a roast beef sandwich. Yeah. Also, I like what I'm not prone to the corona virus.

None of us are. I'm going to even head COVID-19. You know, right? I never got it before. All right. I don't know why everyone's catching it now. I'm not prone to it. I'm going to buy a ton of life without getting it.

I don't know what the problem is. Oh, then he goes on. Then he goes on to talk about how people who are younger than him can possibly be as smart as he is. Have you ever met somebody that's 10 years younger than you who's smarter than you are? Now, he's being sarcastic. He's saying that, oh, these people think they got it,

I'll figure it out, but they're just dumb idiots. Anyone who assumes that they're smarter than someone, just because they're older than them is an idiot. There are, yeah. There are millions of people 10 years younger than me who are much, much smarter than I am. I know this for a fact. I'm only 28, man. I don't know really any 18 year olds, but I'm sure there are some math majors that are about to get the

Nobel Peace Prize or some shits or the Nobel Prize for mathematics or chemistry or something. Yeah, absolutely. Who's not only are they smarter than me? They're better human beings, morally speaking to you. There's no question about this. Not only are they smarter than me, they're better human beings morally speaking to you. There's no question about this. Not only are they smarter, but they know that mathematicians don't get the Nobel Peace Prize. That wouldn't make any f**k sense. Whatever. They could. Okay, they could, technically. So in this episode of the pandemic delivery, this guy is playing some WWE video game while he's podcasting. And then all the sudden it makes this awkward jump cut and he's outside podcasting. So it wouldn't be surprising if the guy was like, hey man, buy a guitar and we'll start

a band tomorrow. Do you know how to play? I mean, kind of, we'll figure it out. It's always more fun that way I'll be honest guys I recorded the first part of this episode while playing WWE 2k 20. I don't know if I already mentioned that but hey it is an interesting game. I will say this I did not edit that that's how his podcast sounds It's just abruptly changes to being quiet outside And say oh by the way, I was just playing a video game while it's podcasting Again, man, just it's amazing. I decide like anchor FM They milk these retards and they make money off of these idiots do they they know? I don't care. I think Aikrfam is losing money.

If they're paying these people, they have to be losing money. What's the model? I don't know what the model is. No, but don't they have to pay to host their shit there? And then they get also advertising. No, I think it's free to host. It's free to use their software to edit.

And they syndicate it for you and they pay you for every download. So it's a pyramid scheme where the person at the top pays out everyone else in the pyramid scheme. It doesn't make any sense to me, but whatever. Maybe they have some... The fuck? Maybe they like the Chinese.

They have like a 75 year plan. They're like, it's fine. And 75 years will be on top again. All right. Here is... Yeah. ...Shaymas explaining that he podcasts so much, he doesn't even know what show he's doing.

I can only talk on a podcast for so fucking long so many times a day, because you know what, I'll be honest guys, if you've listened to this far into this episode, I had no idea what podcast this episode was going to be for. Here we are It's the most amazing clip ever we've always thought that that was what was happening that he was just getting on talking and then he's like I'll put that on his Ginger snap or problem Academy or whatever right they're all the same, but he just admitted it I have no idea why I'm even talking to a microphone right now, but I'll figure it out later.

And no one's forcing him is like well, you know, I can only podcast so much you guys. Oh, get a line already. I know No one's looking for this much content. So stop. Yeah, it's fine. Stop you dumb faggot. What? No one has a gun to your head. Why are you doing this? Patrick Michael if you could podcast No one has a gun to your head. Why are you doing this? Patrick Michael, if you could podcast zero hours a day and maybe instead of that care about your own son, how about that? Patrick Michael, if... Are those his children by the way?

Or are they adopted? They are. He has two sons. He talked about it. He talked about it with Delvin Cox. Yeah, he has two sons. By the way, God, that is just the weirdest shit then. Patrick Michael, if you are putting out all this content for our

Own show and you want to help us out. I want to tell you right now. You don't have to do that I haven't even gotten close to looking into your back catalog. There are thousands of hours Podcasts that we can go back and make fun of so go ahead and take a break Go and retire. You're fine. This is great. He explains that he knows the difference between good and bad podcasts. I don't know how to determine which is a good podcast in comparison to a bad where I feel good after it almost inspires me to do more. I know that's a good podcast. I know it is. Do you think that's true? Nope. Okay. So right from there, he talks about how he's still going to make shitty podcasts, but he knows the difference.

He's still gonna make shitty podcasts, but he knows the difference. I'm still gonna make regular shit like this. Like the first half of this episode, probably not very good because I wasn't paying much attention. I was playing the game, doing my thing. But hey, this is real life, folks. This is not, you know, this isn't a movie. I'm not a celebrity per se.

What the heck? What the heck? Well, a couple of things going out there. This isn't a movie. I'm not a celebrity per se. Oh, what's that? Wow, a couple of things going on there. That's a great clip. That's a great clip. That's a great clip. That's a great clip. A fucking little baby sniveling in the back. He's changing a diaper.

What the hell? That's a great clip because he says, listen, I know when I put out a shitty podcast and a good podcast, I'm just still gonna put out shitty podcasts, like just this one that you're listening to right now is playing a video game on his podcast. It's garbage, it's terrible. I'm still gonna do that.

And the reason why I'm gonna do that is because I'm not a celebrity per se. Did you hear that? Did you pick up on that little nuance? I'm not a celebrity. No, per se. You got one thing. He's a celebrity. I'm sorry, man. I'm gonna hang up on the little uh uh uh uh uh the baby sniveling in the back Just for attention for something from daddy. That's why I'm reaching through the cribs That's why he's putting in the music

beds everywhere. He doesn't want us to hear that part, obviously. Just pay attention to them. This is fucked up, man. Todd, Shamist, this is sad. All right, so that was Ginger Snap. Now I want to get into the nightmen of podcasts,

episode called Circus Audition. And again, thank you so much to podcasts, hit man. And I hope that the relationship Now I want to get into the Night Minute Podcast episode called Circus Audition. And again, thank you so much to Podcasts, Hitman. And I hope that the relationship doesn't work out with you and your girlfriend and you come back to listening to these shows and helping us out because I'm a selfish prick. But if we're going to get a Night Minute Podcast, I was told that the Night Ranger song I put together is not as good as the actual 9-minute podcast intro theme. It's intro yeah, nine minute podcast. All right.

So let's get it. You just know he went into Adobe audition afterwards and edited out all of the baby crying. Oh, you would think so. You would think so. From where he recorded his lyrics. Oh, for that song, you mean? Yeah. He starts off this new episode of the Nightmare of Podcast,

called Circus Audition. And he has nothing to say, and the show starts unraveling immediately. Due to the fact that today, we don't really have much to talk about. I mean, of course, we could sit here and bullshit about the coronavirus all day long. We could talk about Tiger King. We could talk about Netflix.

We could talk about stand-up comedy specials, but at this point, I'm not sure what people come to my shows to listen for. What do you come to my show to listen to, huh? What do you want me to talk about? I don't know. These are things that I find interesting and also things that are being talked about in the public. So hey, you know what? Since there is no more public, I feel like

we can just talk about whatever. So I got a beautiful set of towels. Pfft. Jesus. That's the start of a show. He's got nothing to talk about. I bought towels. You wanna talk about that. No, not really. Would you say Tiger King,

what's he talking about that? Again, I think all of these guys, just like him and Jerry, they look at their analytics and they see that 100 people listen to their podcast that they're hosting on got bot fucking anchor.fm

which should be banned at this point I'm fairly convinced. They look at it. They see hundreds listens. Wow. A hundred people are listening to me. No, those are all web crawlers. They're bots. Shame is nobody listens to you other than car. That's not true. That's not true. There are at least a half a dozen people who are WATP fans who listen to every single episode of the sketch show. Okay, six people who all of whom hate you. Yes. And they're not real listeners. They're not you're not getting engagements in the way that you wish. Well, he talks about

why so he's got this other show I'll'll get back to Diamond Podcast, called The Daily Ghost, which is paranormal stories. And he talks about the fact that he wouldn't even podcast if no one was listening. Why make a show that nobody's listening to? Doesn't make sense. So, glad to see you guys are taking to it. Yeah.

He's excited that people are less than I, even though they're hate less than I. I don't know if I'm trying at this point to bully anchored FM, but you know what? So they all sound the same. Yes, they're all terrible. It's not a good advertise. It's gonna be a podcasting platform

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That's one of the funniest things you've ever said. That's why communism is bad because of these terrible podcasts, not the 100 million people who were slaughtered into the 20th century, not that. It's the fact that these assholes at podcasts is my comedy. That's you. But you know, the the great leap forward versus Todd and Jerry podcasting kind of the. It's just an equivalent evil here. That's the funniest thing you've ever said.

You're not you're not in East Germany. Are you? Should be careful. No. All right, here is, so he starts off it's nine minute podcast and he has nothing to say, but don't worry about that, he's got this. I really don't have anything to talk about today. I didn't have anything as soon as I started hitting record, but I was like, you know what, I like this new intro music. I like the fact that it's only a nine minute show

and I could figure it out. I could figure it out as we go. Nine minutes? Oh, I can do nine minutes. That's not a problem whatsoever. In fact, sometimes I do nine minutes on my head, and that can be a problem. It hurts my neck.

But you learn from that. You learn from it, you get better, you strategize into doing it better the next time. So I want to point out. I want to, you don't learn to get better. I want to point this out because Jerry was doing the next time. So I want to point out, I want to, you don't learn and get better. I want to point this out because Jerry was doing the same thing. He says, I can do nine minutes and he does nine minutes at how we can do nine minutes. This guy Jerry says, oh, you're gonna do his great content and anyone go out there

and just create content. And it's like his content is talking about creating content. It's the same thing with Shamist. I can do nine minutes. All I got to do is just do nine minutes. All I got to do is talk for nine minutes. Who can't talk for nine minutes? I'll put it to talk for nine minutes. All I got to do is just do nine minutes. All I got to do is talk for nine minutes. Who can't talk for nine minutes? I'll put it to talk for nine minutes.

It's like, you're talking about talking for nine minutes as you're nine minutes. That's not content. This is not content. I guess it's... Exactly. It's all that ever is is fucking filler material. Right. All they do is...

Well, I can do a podcast. I can do a podcast right now. I can prove that I can do a podcast because as you can see, I'm talking right now, so I can feel some audio file. That's not what that everyone can. That's not what it's about. That's not about rendering an audio file that is the necessary length you do. Shbag, where is the content? Now, either of these two anchor FM whores seems to know what content actually means. But Kaya, you cannot deny the quality. It's the weirdest fashion I've ever recorded ever.

But at the same time, can you deny the quality? Can you deny it? We're doing it well. We're being consistent. I love that he thinks he's high quality. Okay. Thankfully, he does say this. Put it this way. If I haven't figured out how to podcast by now,

I should quit doing it. Yes! Yes! Jesus Christ. You should quit doing it. You haven't figured it out by now. You've put out 20,000 hours of podcasts and they're still terrible. So I've never used anchor FM.

Is it like some spyware shit where you have to download it to your computer and all that's their business plan They data mine all of these idiots's computers. That makes that inside. That's all I can imagine right? I don't know how else they would make money off of these retards You get paid for every single download guy you have to have. You can still make money using anchor.etham. Even if you have three listeners. You can make money. How is it? This feels like a secret Chinese plot.

Like this is owned by China like TikTok. Yes. I was thinking the same thing. I'm like, I wanna get to the bottom of who owns anchor.etham because this seems to be various. There's something going on here. I think what you need to do is an anchor.fm episode where you just prowl anchor.fm for podcasts.

There's clearly our only podcasting because it's free. And that's it's really just their podcasting because it's free and you get to the bottom. You do some investigative journalism and get to the bottom of who the fuck is bankrolling this? What Russian oligarch, what Chinese mogul is bankrolling anchor dot of fam? Because this is clearly not a or hold on to it's venture. I'm going to throw out an idea.

You me and Doug, we put together a show. It's a new podcast and it's about each episode. It's about 45 to 60 seconds long and we put it out You think anchor up. It's only an anchor read. That's all we do. It's like hey, it's Carl and Kai and Ducky How's it going everybody? You got to use anchor dot I found it's the way to get paid and then we sign off Let's see if we just make money just putting that same episode out in Different Sequences like the episode one episode three,

let's see if we can make money. Let's scan the system. All right, wanna try this and I'm serious. Let's make a podcast that is jointly owned by the three of us. And all it is is us doing the anchor.fm read, the ad read while we record ourselves pissing. Yes. So we piss, we record an episode, just a splashing sound,

we put it up, and if we earn even a single sense, we win. Kaya. Really? I honestly want to do that. I'm really signed up for Aikido. If we're going to do this. OK, I'll make a group chat after this.

We can, I don't know what we would call it the pee pod. Peep, perfect. You nailed it. And you know what I'm gonna have, I'm gonna have an extra show called the poo pod, which is a little bit longer to walk your format. All right. Well mine are always very runny and splattery so I think I can contribute a lot of episodes. It's important that you need to mic both your mouth and the toilet. Like you need two mics for the estimation that we're capturing all the gold.

Dude, I have a Zen Heiser MKH 8040. I can get that to you in pristine quality. All right, getting back to the daily ghost. This is a show I never knew about before, but it's very interesting that five minutes into the show, five minutes in after a lot of nonsense, music beds, and reads. He says this. I will say, I published an episode recently and then took it away.

It was up, ready to go. A lot of people had listened to it, but then I was like, you know what, let's, let's go ahead and unpublish this for a second. So there is an entire episode waiting to come out. The same time, this one comes out. So let's do what we enjoy doing so much. And let's turn the lights down, and let's get strange with another daily ghost podcast

right now. Alright, two things here. So first off, he put an episode out and then he took it away and I was going to put it out again. I don't know what's going on through this guy's head or why he does what he does. I don't know that he knows. So I'm not gonna ask the question. Secondly, he says, all right, now we're ready to go.

Let's get ready for another episode. This is like I said, five minutes in. Now you might say, what's the big deal? I've listened to Joe Rogan. He doesn't start the show till six, seven, eight minutes into the show. The big deal is that the entire runtime on this show is 11 minutes. Five minutes in, he starts the show. The big deal is that the entire runtime on this show is 11 minutes. Five minutes in, he starts the show, he begins wrapping at 953. So the actual runtime of the show is

less than five minutes of the content of the show. And he's turning into an 11 minute long podcast. Right. But see you, you are making a mistake from the beginning when you use the word content. What matters is you download it the episode somebody got in the house. And it's an audio file that is 11 minutes long. That's all that matters to these anchor FM bots. Correct. I don't even know if they're human at this point. They're like the robots from Westworld where you show them their own show.

And you go, dude, there's no content here. And they go, it doesn't look like anything to me. even though if they're human at this point, they're like the robots from Westworld where you show them their own show and you go, dude, there's no content here and they go, it doesn't look like anything to me. He made, I don't know if they're sentient. He made 0.25 cents off of every one of these downloads. And I done like five or six episodes today. So he made almost a nickel off of me. He's doing pretty well.

All right. I want to talk about, is it the shoes? And this is an episode called pandemic addicts. Now, what's great about is that the shoes is that Todd has a buddy named Andrew. And Andrew joins the show. And what Todd does, he decides to try out some of the standup material with Andrew. Now, I don't know if you've heard his coronavirus bit, but Todd decides to

go ahead and try this out and get no response at all. Where the laugh should be, there's an opposite of a laugh. This is great. But since we're already talking about coronavirus, you might as well. Oh, coronavirus. I had this bit that I came up with where I was like, dude, is the person that names viruses the same person that names hurricanes because they're nonthreatening? Yeah. This guy, Andrew, is a spaz.

He's a total spaz. He laughs at everything. He's over the top. Todd goes, I got this awesome joke that I came up with. And he tells the joke and then I goes, yeah, okay. It gives him nothing. So what's great after that is that the spaz Andrew tries to help him punch up his joke

for the next 38 seconds. Yeah. Oh, Hurricane Steven's coming in. Oh, we got him. Hurricane Andrew. Katrina. I love her. She sounds like the aunt that comes to the family reunion and talks. Yeah.

Thanks a little too much. You know, okay, your're man, but like, I'm gonna think about that later when I masturbate. I'm like a kid. I'm like a kid. Yeah. It is my aunt's boob, but hey, it is a boob. It's still a boob, and it's got my moms and my sisters.

So I'm good. And that's all the qualifiers. Just my mom's sister. Yeah, it's just you. It's kind of like mom's boob, but look, a little strange. I guess to the hell will go at that point, you know, maybe do it right back. If you're a little.

So I was reading the discard and people kind of liked this guy, Andrew. I think he's oh, weirdo and highly spastic on the show. It's not my cup of tea, but at least he brings a little bit of energy to what Patrick Michael is doing.

So that's good. No, well, so that's a problem though, is these guys, they talk to each other and they give each other these cheering. Yes. You know, adulations telling each other, yeah, you're a podcast is amazing. That's what Andrew's doing. You realize he's just sitting there telling Todd to keep doing a stupid fucking show with the baby crying in the back like yeah, man

I heard it dude. It's just Don't forget you edit that one out with a child crying in the back And I also heard you beating your girlfriend like that was so annoying Kaya don't worry. He doesn't need someone to reinforce it He will continue to put out podcasts no matter what. It does not matter. Wonderful. So this podcast is at the shoes

was an hour and 27 minutes and I saw that. I was like, well, that's fucking daunting. And this is a guy who puts out nine minute podcasts, a lot of minute podcasts, hour 27. So I get about 59 minutes in, and this happens. You'll hear Patrick Michael get abruptly cut off by the outro music,

and then there's 27 minutes of dead air after that. Just blank file for 27 minutes. It looks nice, if it looks edible, I'll have it. You know what, that's what I think people are gonna start eating plastic fruit because it looks delicious. Yeah. Not real food. It does.

I tried before when I was drunk. Like I didn't know it wasn't real, you know? So it's a bite, yeah. Hey, you know what? I didn't know that anyway. Hey, you know what? Bapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap One of them was Jack Asses of History. And here's a clip that pro-polled and put in our discord. I'm going to introduce you to this little segment we're going to be doing. This fellow Thomas Seymour, he was the first Jack Ass of History as we'll call him.

By all accounts Seymour was courageous and good looking. And that's so crazy. I really like, I think it's funny when people talk about historical figures and they say, oh, he was charismatic and adorable. What do you mean? I've only ever seen paintings of this fella. And most of the paintings look the same. Historical paintings, portraits of people, all the dudes look the same. Like, you're going to mistake H.H. Holmes for one of the, you know, guys.

I don't know. I don't know. I'm saying. I can't, he can't go up with the one example. For one of the old guys. I couldn't have won historical person who we've seen their portrait. He could have gone with a wand.

So I don't know who H.H. Holmes is, but he clearly looked them up. And then he tried to flex his historical knowledge by name dropping the person, but then he couldn't think of anyone else. That guy looks like he couldn't think of anyone else. Sorry. It's like a great. I'm surprised that he got rid of that bit. I was going so well. All right, here is another clip that Pro pulled.

He's talking about Brendan Shobb, who he's obsessed with. He's obsessed with the fact that Brendan Shobb, ex UFC fighter, we broke it down on fighter and the kid that he's not a funny guy. And Shamus was not having it, this guy does stand up comedy. And his kids are not thrilled that he's not a funny guy. And Shamus is not having it. This guy does stand up comedy. And his kids are not thrilled that he's spending so much time talking into his microphone about Brad and Chuck.

No, and you have to work harder, especially at stand up comedy. That is key. You have to write better jokes. You have to, you can make up stuff. Oh. Broken. Oh my god.

But yeah, you can easily Jesus, you should be able to get better. Quite quickly, considering who you surround yourself with and you're... He doesn't realize that I don't think, but he's competing against some of the best comedians in the world on a weekly basis by going to the comedy store by going to the laugh factory by going to the improv there's all these different comedians that are around that area and perform with these places consistently and he's got to compete with them for instance, I'm a fan of the kid.

What? What? Is that amazing? Oh my God. He leads it. That is so. That is fucking depressing. And there's no, he just snaps at this. So initially, the first time around when the kid pipes up,

he's, I'm assuming giving the kid some sort of stink eye, turns to it, mean mugs the little baby keeps talking, keeps talking to kids is crying again, because it's a little child's probably, you know, trying to somehow convey the fact that it's hungry or needs its diaper changed. And he goes, he just snaps at it. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable that this guy who remember in that Delvin Cox interview said the reason

why he's podcasting is for his legacy. So his kids will know who he was years from now after he passes away and their adults. And this is what he's putting out proof that he's a terrible father and ignoring his kids and needs dude it's not they don't eat the fucking podcast or remember him I mean this is the kind of stuff that will make a person hate their parents yes is oh I you know I remember I have to swim memory when I was little and I was crying about something of my dad snapped at me and then he slapped me or something. Well, you know, you know, you talk to people now and they go, yeah, my dad was an alcoholic and immediately it conjures up like, oh, he must have been abusive.

He was not interested in what you were doing. Imagine that 20 years from now people are like, oh yeah, my dad was a podcast like oh, I'm so sorry to hear that There must have been terrible. Yeah, it was a tough childhood my dad just he had he had 20 shows you 20 podcasts. Oh, no So sorry. Yeah, he was an addict. He even went to AA anchor if a manonymous, but it didn't help to AA, Ankerriff and Mononymous, but it didn't help. Ankerriff and Mononymous. Okay, all right, last clip that I have out here, and this is really interesting because what's happening now is people who are fans of this show, and I'm not going to name any names, but there are people who are trying to pretend to be a fan of Patrick Michaels in order to trick him

into doing a podcast with him. I've seen a lot of the DMs in the back and forth. Let's go again. Well, Patrick Michael is on D.O.S.A.S.A.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S.L.S And you know how he knows that you're a lying and that you're just trying to trick him Kaya No, how? Because you say that you like his stuff and he knows immediately like nobody else Nobody likes my stuff. You're lying. So here's the clip and I'm getting a lot of responses lately on Social media like people are and positive responses, which is really strange because it's been so long people are and positive responses, which is really strange because it's been so long that those things have happened where I can honestly say, oh, this person really appreciates the

work, it's made it very hard to believe. It's a belief, anybody. If I don't know you, I can't trust that you're being genuine with your, with your, anything you say. I can hope you are, but it is the internet. You have, it is very easy to be fake behind a computer. So when somebody says things like, ah, you know, I really enjoy your content. I listen to all of your podcasts. I can only sit here and be like, well, I'm sure you do. But you don't listen to my podcast for the same reason

that I listen to podcasts. That's correct. This guy is catching up very quickly. How fun is that? Okay, so could you imagine somebody reached out to you, Kai, and they're like, I love you on the official podcast. I think you're the funniest person. Would your first thought be, oh, this asshole's trolling me. They obviously are trying to fuck with me right now. What did your first thought be like, oh, sweet, thank God. Where did you judge the show

that we do? Not Shameless. So I don't want to take this away from Doug, but just talk the yesterday about this. And I may be exposing him right now, but if Doug tried to actually make a troll account to try and fool Shameless onto a show, Shameless caught on, man. He noticed. He did catch on.

So he's not, Doug dogs at the only one. There's been multiple people who have tried to say, Hey, man, you know, I listen to your podcast. I love what you're doing. I don't really know podcasting for you all. I'd love to try it out with you. And he catches that very quickly to that. That tactic does not work. Yeah, probably not. I mean, duck tried to his credit. He tried to, you know, so what he did was he changed the name of his Twitter. He made a new Twitter. It can just for this. He changed the name of the possible. And shame is still caught onto the fact that, oh, this, there's no way I have an actual real fact. That's, that's the giveaway right there. That's how you know it's fake because you're like, I like what you're doing.

And he's like, wait a second. Why would you like what I'm doing? I'm terrible at this. So funny. Uh, All right. So I want to play real quick. I had a theory that Stuttering John is talking about us all the time because he loves the attention and he loves that we're talking about him and this is why he keeps talking about us.

So I kind of stopped talking about him. I don't know how long it's been a week or two, not very long. Well, I've been proven correct because now he's up to again and what he's saying and threatening us and what he's going to do. So I have to play this clip because there's a troll on his super chat named Patrick Michael who asked him a lot of questions. Patrick Michael asked him a question, and I'm even about us. And still don't know, and he immediately talks about us. Patrick Michael, the only one doing super chats today, so I'll ask, I'll answer his question again.

Patrick Michael is a big fan of these idiot dude, some fat loser fuck who works at a marketing company in in rock chest. And look, I've been offered to send some of my friends there. Of course, I don't do that. I'll, you know, and I wouldn't do that. But there are, did you hear that, Kaya? I just paused the cup and I'm gonna play more of it. So, yeah, so you're gonna have your knees broken, bro? No, no, he said I work in a marketing company.

I fucking owe the company ass. So I'll have to, oh yeah, no, no, he said I work in a marketing company. I fucking all the company ass. Oh, yeah, no, that's correct He's just said people have offered to come break my legs and John said no Don't worry about it. We'll find other means to get back to the sky John that's a crazy thing to say First off, you've been threatening me with violence and legal action for two years now. And nothing has happened. I even got a fucking DM from this guy, at least. Revenge of the CIS gets a DM where he's pretending to be an attorney.

I haven't gotten anything. And he comes out all of a sudden when I haven't even talked about him. And starts threatening violence again. Like, wow, not talking about this guy really throws him up. Okay, let me finish up this clip, and then we'll talk about it. Ways I could fuck with him that are not anything illegal and violent, and I'm in the process of doing that.

This guy's gonna wish that he doesn't fuck with me, okay? Just trust me on that. This tack that he's taking where he says, he's gonna wish he'd never talked about me, which he's been saying for years and nothing's ever happened. I guarantee now he's like, fuck, he's not talking about me. I gotta get him talking about me again.

I'll talk about breaking his leg cause I don't get him talking. All right, it works. I'm talking about you again, John. I mean, I waited till two and a half hours into the show but I'm talking about you again. Congratulations. So is that insane?

What this means is he, he's either an art listener or he did look you up because it's not as if it's a very common knowledge that you work at a marketing company, at least not until now, right? Well, I've been docksed a few times. They're kind of be honest with you. If you go to my subreddit, you'll find out what I mean. Yeah, but that's what I mean.

When I called you to prank your secretary, I had to actually go on your subreddit and I had to search for it. I forgot about that. For your numbers. So, he must have done the same thing. This isn't, you don't have this information listed on the description of your episodes or on your webpage

Ty a call of his way to find this out called my company with a death threat like literally threatening my life And he thought that would be a funny goof I forgot about it was funny to me. It was funny to you Well, I forgot about it was funny to me. It was fun to do Jesus Christ. All right, so anyway, Stuttering John. Sorry, we're not talking about you. We'll give you more attention I know I know people are offering to break my legs and you're like, no guys. Let's do this the other way Yeah, that makes a lot of sense It happens all the time in real life you fucking moron. I saw the movie that you wrote. You don't understand how life works at all. You're a fucking idiot. We've been talking too long. I'm exhausted.

Somebody on the internet threatens me. I get scared. I tremble in my boots. Thank God, Roger Lockdown or else this guy would be traveling to New York to get me. I mean, thank God, Roger Lockdownner, I'll just gotta be traveling to New York to get me. I'm here. That's good to have everyone's very part of the show already. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus.

Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. I am very excited to have my buddy Vinnie Paulino back on the show next week.

And here's a clip of the podcast that he and I will be reviewing. Can I just talk real quick about our lovely mascot, Boris Malcy? I've been pretty worried about him for a little while. I've been keeping it a secret because I don't want to look as he looks out as a bad cat mom. But he's been throwing up on just undigested food. Kind of like every time he eats. So at first I thought maybe it was his feeder because I'm lazy. And instead of feeding him every day,

I was like, I'm not going to be able to eat it. I'm not going toested food. Kind of like every time he eats. So at first I thought maybe it was his feeder because I'm lazy and instead of feeding him every day I was like an auto feeder and like one of those like you just put a bunch of food in there and it just replenishes it as you. That's what I used to do. Well, that wasn't like I think I thought that he was overeating. So I switched to food to daily feedings, but that didn't really help either. Sorry, we're laughing at the dog because he's being crazy.

We'll get to him in a minute. Yeah, we'll get to him in a minute. But Boris, he's just not really having a good time. you know, he's just not really having a good time. Hahaha. Okay, this is a podcast called Crime Cats True Crime. And the reason why we're reviewing it is because Vinnie and I have a show called The Creep Off. And for some reason, Vinnie has an on potomatic,

which is some nonsense platform. We are in the True Crime category with our show The Creep Off. And this show is number two behind us. We're number one. They're number two. So Vinny wants to go after them. Crime cats, Crime cats, True Crime.

The True Crime podcast on Potomatics. I don't even know what to say about this. Well, have fun. I will. I'm glad I'm not going to be there for it. Yeah, you should be. Well, Kay, I want to thank you so much for all the work that you put into. I know that you listened to Transformers UK,

which was our original idea for the show this week. Sorry about that. Yeah. Then you had a bunch of ban feel. We didn't even tell people, but yes, you and I, we originally I pitched that we listened to a Transformers podcast, whatever, just these 40 year old English, British, whatever that island is called, man, sitting there in front of their Transformers toys talking about the most boring shits, their conventions, which for some reason they have conventions. So they're talking about the actual cartoon from the 80s, right? They're not even talking about the new movies.

Yeah, the cartoons and the toys from the cartoons. So that would have been fun, but apparently the podcast was way too boring. And thank God that we talked about Jerry Bandfield because I have a feeling that this guy is going to be someone we talk about quite often. He is fascinating. Yes. I enjoyed it too. This is where I say, check out the official podcast because Kaya is a co-host. They have a fantastic show that everyone should check out. If you want to learn

about whatever famous YouTuber or. Shush. No, no, no. Is out there. No. Check out patreon.com slash worldie spot cast. Yes. And soon on anchor dot fms. Check out the P pod. Dude, we I'm not joking. We have to do that. I'm excited about the P pod. Oh, it'll be easy. So I'm also down. All to do that. I'm excited about the pee pod. Oh It'll be easy song also down All right, cool. So please join us again next week It might be that we find out what's for all who are these podcasts sleep well every pony Okay, great show good Good job everybody. Great job everyone. Shit.

That looks real. Uh oh, great hard alerts. Great hard alerts, last thanks a lot Carl. Fuckin' fake suck. You not charismatic. All of it's bad, none of it's good. Drop! Oh, I'm fucking scared!

This is your first time, aren't you? I'm not... YOOOO! GOOOOO! That's faster than waste coal. I You know who are these podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense So, okay, I'm gonna let you go money because we've been at this too long. Okay, I'm just going to

Fly through these vo voice males in call today. But thank you so much. It was great talking to you again. It's been too long with to do it again soon. No, man. Thank you. This is always fun. I'm going to go and make that anchor.fm account. And soon enough, we can pee. And we can announce us peeing. And doing ad reads for anchor. So the script, I can't let it. All right, buddy. All right. So yeah, all right. Vic is not here. I know everyone's bummed out about that because I read the latest red

in their sub right at Holy shit. Do people hate Vic? Maybe that's why she's not here today. But I'm not even. What's that? Good night. Good night. Why? I'm not even going to, I'm not even going to comment on these. I'm just going to rapid I'm not even gonna comment on these I'm just gonna rapid fire play these through You know, I think shameless, McKillian is an actual real life-serious version of chip chippers And I mean he's a comedian. He's a musician He's got a show where he talks about

devilish gains I mean honest to God. He a real-life rip-off of chip. Paul did I hear you correctly on the 200th episode? You're flying fucking Vic out. To co-medial. You fucking little pedophile fucking piece of shit. Are you fucking serious? What the hell man? I brought you your fucking fans. I'm way funnier than this fucking piece of shit, Comdumster. Damn, dude. Way of fucking sent out for a little like nothing burger faggot online. And yet me, the dignified bloomer guy who, you know, brought really poignant fucking, you know, like points to you and pointed out some really good shit and inspired the fucking boyfriends that be more fleshed out and all this other good shit. You know who contributed, you know, I would say objectively the most to your show. Yeah, you're not gonna fly me

out but you're gonna fly some fucking Randall girl. Man, it was nice blessing to your show. Well, last week well last week man well have a great another 200 episodes Maddox bye. Kaya are you still there I just remember that I do have a voice man I wanted to play for you I don't know how long I've had this on my board but this is still here yeah this is for you specifically. Hey, this is the guy who recommended the list of his podcast body here Oh, thanks for listening. I just Hey, I want to do I wanted you to give me a favor ask Kaya what the fuck is this problem the official podcast is doing Pre-roll ads or ads made by someone else what the fuck is that?

Are these these rich apples or two fucking lazy? This actually can actually be on their own podcast? Anyway, that's an ace, they're rich. They'll fuck yourself. Out of the hole that is, Bakaia Kaman. Uh, we have pre-roll ads, I guess, at this point. Due to our podcasting hosts. So I'll openly admit we are not on anchor FM.

We are on megaphone. Okay. Which plays real advertising. I'm sorry to that caller. I apologize. It's not because I think we're better than anyone. I'm not trying to be arrogance. Must be nice. I want a free roll advertisement. Alright. right. Thanks for commenting on that guy. I'll let you get out of here again. Okay. More voicemails. Yeah, man. Those dungeons and dragons, guys.

Those are nerds. Rolling twenty-sided die to walk around. What a bunch of nerds. Anyways, make sure you check out our Infermental Rock Bad The Ice It's

Help Hahaha Carl, you suck Carl, why the fuck did you stop Playing the 9-minute podcast That's 9-minute, 9 minute podcast. Why did you get rid of that shit? That's why I did that today. Why?

And the new fucking night ranger one that you made is the lazy shit ever. You can hear the original song underneath it. That's the joke. That's awful. Your new intro is awful. All right. The old 9 minute podcast one back on.

Fuck you. I couldn't remember why I did that but now I do. This voice from Alice in the last night, it cracked me up. I always love with my uncle, Carlson. Hello, Carl. It's Uncle Adolf. I'm having such a fun, this will bust a week, but it's toss over being ruined. Anyway, I enjoyed your bonus episode, this was all right, fellows. You know, you never be the king of our media, but one day I think you will be the Sultan of Islamic content. Thanks Uncle Adolf. In the morning, Carl, I'd like to thank you for your courage and be like, what the fuck Dungeons & Dragons podcast, actual plays of all things?

Don't you know city improv, the city improv, whether or not they're playing a game or not? No, if you want real Dungeons & Dragons podcast, you should listen to the one I used to do. Did it pretend fucking years? Or if I podcast that come? Or I thought one time it would be a great idea to record a podcast, or rather from Cincinnati to Columbus by myself, and now we're in 42 minutes with just me talking what the fuck was I saying? Or was

that time we actually got the in, Carlin, the hardcore history on our show. What the fuck? We got done Carlin, the one catch was, he did not want to actually talk about Bendison Dragons. So again, we got Dan Garwin. So anyway, RFIpodcast.com, a real Vengeance of Dragon's podcast. Call me back. That's actually very cool. RFI podcast.

Dan Carlin just put out a new episode of Common Sense. Well, not just put out a couple of weeks ago, but it's the first time he's put out a common sense episode in years and I do recommend it. He's more of a level headed than most when talking about the current state of the world and political affairs. Anyway, doesn't enjoy his podcast suck either way,

but thank you for coming in. This is the last one I'm going to play. This guy left a lengthy voicemail that I clipped down to the end because he shits on Vinny, my co-host on the creep-off, which I always appreciate. Anyways, Carl, I listen to the creep-off, and your voice still sounds like shit, even a professional setup.

So don't ever feel pressured to buy anything better than the blue yeti you're using or whatever the fuck it is It would just be a waste of money. Anyways, love you up call you back call me back. What the fuck? Holy shit I'm drunk. Yes, Vinnie. Are you listening? I? Know you're so impressed with your podcast studio and your setup where you have streaming video and everything else that's going on. Nobody cares, sounds like garbage. You make fun of my basement. This bass is the best studio. Alright, I'm good. Thanks for your hanging out, everybody. Yeah, no one likes this part of the show. You guys should all just kill yourselves. Pro, what's up, buddy? Thank you so much for all the work that you do in finding

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