Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep203 - Crime Cats: True Crime

Episode Date: April 26, 2020

The description of this show starts with "Curiosity hasn't killed these cats... yet." So you can bet you're in for a humdinger of a time with these good-natured southern belles. Oops, you lost that bet.  Vinnie comes on the show to discuss reading wiki pages on true crime podcasts, his new found love of White Claws, streaming the Peepod podcast, Opie's Vic Henley tribute, and Patrick Michael talking sh*t.  Support: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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to our merchandising, link to our Patreon. We put out a bonus episode every single month. We had a great one this month, where Dick Masterson and I talked to or talked about an ABDL podcast, adult baby diaper lover. And this guy Shane Zayn then called in to the Dick show last week and Dick asked him one of the greatest questions. I've ever heard someone ask someone. What's that? He goes, so you host the ABDL podcast. You ever meet any weirdos?

I fucking lost it. I think I did a spit dick. Alright, solid. Also, we encourage our listeners to go to a 5 star review on IT and then shoot all of us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a podcast called Crime Cats True Crime. This is a suggestion from Vinny. We have both listened to the show separately.

We have not discussed it with each other before and let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Jackie and Jessica. It's a true crime podcast. Many, can you explain why we're doing this show? Spite. Okay. Well, there's this really terrible host team service called Potomatic. Yep.

Yep. And our other show, the one that will not be named during this episode, because we're not trying to horror it too, too much. The creep off. The creep off is number one in the true Crime category on Potomatic.com. Ichiban. Yeah, baby. And Crime Cats is number two.

So, spite. Just really rub it in there. So, this show in the True Crime category on some fucking platform that has podcasting, is somehow ranked number two. Yes. Which tells me that there's only two True Crime podcasts on Potomatic, right? Correct. Okay, because I would hate to be the show

that doesn't have as many listeners as this show. Right. That would be pretty fucking depressing. I'm gonna put it to you this way. If you're number three, just try out yourself. Let me start off, I wasn't gonna go here, but this is at the end of the show. Let me start off with this clip,

because it works perfectly what we're talking about. They talk about all the five star reviews that they got, as this is the saddest thing I've ever heard. And thanks for everyone who has been given this five star reviews. We haven't checked it out in a while. I did the other day, nobody else. I did, I gave my, I gave our, okay, gave our okay guys Please leave some five service where this said the one woman goes

Thank you for the five star reviews. No, that was me. Hey y'all. Thank you for the five star reviews No, it was me. I gave you five. I gave us our own sales of five star That's rough right there. Oh, they're really really like how do I put this so unaware of how stupid they are They are listen to the whole thing. They are shockingly stupid. I can't wait to get into that Do you have a clip that sums up the show for you? I certainly do. I believe it's clip number 11. All right This is our job and they're permanently something to show. Thank you. Wow. Hey, what's your name?

My clip number zero. I want you guys to hear what amazing opening music they have. This is our forever too. Yeah, hit it up. I'm in his dancing. I'm not. What is this? Why is this?

What decade are we in? This is like PBS style. Like they're right now showing the town hall notes. Yeah. Like town TV channel that used to have in the 90s. Yeah, it was like the public access. Yeah, the public access. The public access station. The public library will be over from 8 o'clock to 9 o'clock.

I believe the name of the song is royalty free. I believe that is accurate. And it goes on and on forever to get to what? Yeah. That's the thing. It's like, I'm over a minute. I feel like it was over a minute. Well, and then they get into it.

So Jackie and Jessica are both good friends and they get together to talk about these true crimes, which by the way, do we need more of these fucking shows that read a Wikipedia page to me? Holy shit. As many as Shamist wants to produce. I mean, yeah, I wanted to him, but these two. So they start off by talking about the most mundane,

boring shit, like the cat food that they're feeding their cats. But this is my first, this, but hold on a second. I just have to say this, this is my first inkling is to how stupid these two are. Okay. So I want you to get my clip number one. This is something that they said that they're talking,

she's just talking about her week. This is what she says. Go ahead. He's been throwing up like undigested food kind of like every time he eats. So at first, I thought maybe it was his feeder. Now, he is her cat. Yeah. This is the crime cat podcast. Correct. And this woman sees that her cat is throwing up food and she thinks the bowl is the problem. I think it's maybe because of the thing I'm putting the food in. Yeah, it must be the bowl.

It's not the bowl, obviously. It's not the food, or that's something wrong with the cat. That's funny, if you have a restaurant and you get people food poisoning, be like, it was the plate, don't worry. We got rid of the plates, we're gonna be good for them now, but then check this out, clip two, please.

All right. I switched to food to daily feedings, but that didn't really help either. Oh, you know what I'm saying? No, it's saying. You switched it with it. You switched the bowl at the time you fed the can. I tried everything, man.

Everything I could think of to try. I tried it. Still throwing up all the time. Listen, you're not detectives, you too. It's all I'm gonna say, you're not detectives you too. It's all I'm going to say you're not detectives That was out of the gate car. That's out of the gate and then they get into the type of cat food that they're feeding their cats She is so much better. Yeah, like he hasn't done it. He isn't throw up anymore. No, not once Yeah, I've heard a lot of good things about that's great free, isn't it? Yep. Yeah, I've heard a lot pepper doesn't have grain feet free

She does have grain free food. Shut up! Shut up! Can I also say the show is supposed to be about Catherine Knight, a cannibal killer, and we're talking about their cat's food. Yeah, and dogs, yeah, and their weekend, and the weekend getaway that they had. Now, this show came out in February. So this is while people were still living their normal lives in Alabama, they probably still aren't out too, but it's also back when they were doing that. Yeah, more cousin fucking now, though. Right. Right. At home. You got an excuse now, but they're so they're so not aware of how bad they are. Playclip 3. This is they actually think this is good.

Lots of tangents on this episode. But that's fine. It's part though. You know, you can hear about how they fit to know us. So yeah, it's going to know our craziness. Yeah. Lucky us. I pulled that too because they go off on these tangents that really

nobody cares about. I'm back to the story. Any news? Oh, for the tangents the tangy we did. That school pissed us off. My kids go to that school now, so. I did, but it was kind of crazy. I can't go to school.

I'm with telemetry school. That is crazy. She goes, it's crazy. My kids go to the same school that I went to when I was a kid. No, a lot of boring people don't leave their hometown. That's not crazy at all. No, you're just a boring nobody. Who probably still lives in the same house.

But you grew up at just a different room. Yeah, no, no, I'm in the master bedroom. Moving on up. All right, I want to talk about how dumb these people are. Please. I'm not waiting for this because not only are they boring. They're absolutely fucking stupid. Well, they're not qualified to read a Wikipedia page too.

No, they don't do prep work. They're going to read this one Wikipedia page, which by the way I was reading along with them during the show. I looked at it too. Yeah, I was just reading it. It was just word for word. Like, yep, now they're going to talk about this and she's acting like she's telling you the story.

You're reading an internet. Now, our podcast is good. We do all of our research on the internet. Yeah, so this is an example of their terrible prep work. She can't even pronounce the name of the people who are featured in the story. Barbara had been married to a man named Jack. And I'm that. His way, his last name is felt is hard to say.

So I'm going to say Rohan. Yep. I would then tell I would. Um, and they lived in a small town of Aberdeen, which is in New South Wales. I'll show you. It's boring. You're boring, everybody. We're boring everyone. Hit my clip for this is another good example of though. She's actually pretty unsmarked actually. That's actually pretty unsmart actually. That's my favorite. Yes it is. When I saw you had that clip, I just saw the name of it.

I was like, all right, good, but he's got this. Yeah, I mean, they're just, they said the word this lady, she's just unsmart. She's actually pretty unsmart actually. Yeah. She's incredible. That is something that a Simpson's writer would come up with. That is so brilliant. So this is, she doesn't know how to pronounce most things that are on this wiki page. Here's another example of that. And I think that's how it's pronounced. Not super sure, but we're going to go with it. Well, that's retarded.

I don't know. Maybe you could look at another source or listen to one of the 15 podcasts that has also been about this Catherine Knight woman. I went on that wiki page, did you look at the bottom of it? The tons of shows. It lists every single podcast with the episode number and everything. There's already talked about the shows. Like, we don't need you to read this wiki page.

We've already had 15 true crime podcasts. Read this wiki page to people. Okay, and I know you want to tell anecdotes from high school in the middle, but that doesn't add to the story. It actually just subtracts how do you make cannibalism boring? Yes! Ask the crimecats. Yes!

Thank you! That's a really good point because I knew what was going to happen and it took forever to get there and they go through every fucking detail and minutia of this woman's life growing up. And the funny point, an example of that. This is talking about this woman's father. 10 was a raging alcoholic who openly used violence and intimidation to rape his wife, Barbara, up to 10 times a day. That's also, and many times in front of their children. Okay, I don't know whose fact checking out this show. You don't rape someone 10 times a day. That's not a thing. Like a rapeist doesn't rape 10 times a day.

That's how that works. Well, if you knew Barbara. He was raping his wife 10 times a day. According to these fucking idiots, this is before Blutchew. By the way, use the promo code OP that's OP, IE, and Blut blue cheek. There's no way this is happening. Why are you this reading this? And then they explain how this screwed up her. Wait a second, the code is OP. OP, OP, OP, OP. Thank you.

Thank you, thank you. This is talking about this girl who grew up in a household where her mom was getting raped in front of her 10 times a day and Then she grows up later and has a question for her mom about sex because that's the person you want to add are they like hobbits with breakfast It's time for nude rape seas like what are they doing to this house? Times a day. It's nonsense anyway later in life. She wants complain to her mother that one of her parents are one of her partners She wants complain to her mother that one of her parents or one of her partners wanted her to take part in a particular sex act she did not want to do. And Barbara told her to put up with it and stop complaining.

Well. So let me translate that. She just said her boyfriend wanted anal. So she went to her mom and said Billy Watts anal. What should I do? Who's having that conversation with the mom? Process of being raped Day

Boy I can't believe I pray such a prissy prissy girl I love a problem with this podcast most ever problem with this fucking wiki page Like the shit is not sense. There's no way in this is real! Carl, the other part about this is, can I just talk more about their dubness? Yeah, yeah, I got more on that. One day, stupid things they said. Use number five, listen to this sentence, folks.

She attacked him first, the teacher. I would beat the living shit out of her. And how did she not get, like, you know, to spit it out, it's spelled. How did you not get to. And how did she not get like, you know, to spend a spell, a spell. How do you not get to spell? How did she not get to spell for all problems she had in school? These fucking things are so stupid. Do you want me to play a real quick example of their stupidity?

Yes, they have a hard time with this word. To experience uncontrollable murder, murder arrests. with this word who experienced uncontrollable murder murderous murderous murderous. That's a weird word. She experienced rages murderous is a weird word on a true cry podcast. What is the fuck is this word murderous? Who's ever heard of such a word? Everyone. So let me let me answer as everyone. Let me say this.

Why do they make the woman who can't read read the wiki page? It's so mean that you can't fucking read. Not only are they stupid Carl They try to be funny. Oh, and when they try to go for the jokes. None of the jokes are funny or land No, try number eight. Oh boy. In 1973 she met her first husband David Stanford killer Keller. Kelt. Kelet. Kelet. Kelet. One hundred Kelet. He also worked with her at the slaughterhouse. I thought you were about to say you also walked for one hundred Kelet. We were having so much fun of it to go. Can I play you another example of their big laughs? Yeah, it's another big joke that they have.

When I'm researching this, I kept thinking Barbara and Ken. Barbie and Ken. How about my number nine? Hold on, before we gloss over that gem where they crack each other up, it's not Barbie and Ken, it's Ken and Barbie. Correct. And you know why it's that way? Because this is fucking America, because matter more important than we have it. Correct.

All right. Number nine, number nine. Another job. David was prone to fist fights. Whenever I thought you said fist bites. What was the odd thing to be prone to? That whatever man. We've just bad fish. Wow, wow. Don't forget to give them a five star review.

Don't forget that. I know I did. Holy shit. Evidee, I didn't want to bring this up, but your light was from Alabama. Oh yeah. So you know these people. Yeah, she translated this whole thing for me.

She explained it. No, no, that's actually a really fun joke, Vinnie. Let me explain to you why. Who's batting a fish, Vinnie? Who's batting a fish? How about number six? I like this one too. This is a good example of just things falling flat.

And she actually to this day maintains that his ghost visits her on a regular basis. Which, okay. That's a little creepy. I mean, I don't know about, I don't know. That stuff is like, I don't know whatever. Shhh. Just, this show is fucking the worst when a ghost is a

most star all boasts. Yeah, a boast. It's a little creepy. I don't know. Whatever. Can I? I have the clip right after that. Yeah, go ahead. Where this woman explains her hot take on ghosts. I think that it's not in the jail. I think we got into my opinion about all that shit and one other episode. I mean, I believe in ghosts. I think they're real, but... Uh-oh, Ray Tart Alert!

Ray Tart Alert! So, you're telling me that this Southern woman from Alabama, who can't speak well and is uneducated, believes in ghosts? I believe in you. No way. I've been haunted by spokes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm pronouncing the name of the high school that Catherine Knight wanted. Sure. In high school, she attended moles well. Nope.

I'm trying this again. Moles well broke. Moles well broke high school. And then later on, it happens again. Muscle well broke. I just can't say that. It's spelled incredibly weird, but it's must well broke, I think. Anywho. It's not spelled weird at all. It's must well broke. Must well broke.

She keeps putting elbows in there and saying, muscle, and you're just a morage. Why is it spelled so weird? It's actually phonetic. It's a word. It's just a word. You just read it. There's no silent letters. There's no kind of trickery going on here. We're not trying to trick you. I mean, there's no preparedness to this. I feel like they just like pulled up the Wikipedia page before they write before they sat down to record. Correct. And then when the other woman asked a basic question, Her co-host has no idea what the answer is. She actually assaulted one boy with a weapon. Ooh, what kind of weapon does he say? It doesn't say. I don't know. She's not an expert on the subject. You know

who you're talking to, right? You're talking to an idiot who has a laptop. Right. Oh, what kind of weapon was it? How would I possibly know that? I'm just looking at the Wikipedia list. I'll say it's a morning star. And it just sets a weapon. You're not bringing it somewhat with expertise in this field. And then they go on to try to figure out what that weapon could be. And listen to how dumb this is. There's a number of things that are stupid about this.

She's in, like, in gym class and, like, attacks him with the, one of those things that with the little nets on the top. Oh, uh, the cross. Yeah. a... lacrosse. Yeah, isn't that something like a bad-knit or we're talking about? I was talking about the little thing. It's like a net and they...

That's a lacrosse stick. Yeah, that's popular over there. Yeah, a rubby is really popular over there. I suppose. This is Australia. This is where all this happened. And she says she probably used lacrosse stick. Cause that's really popular over there, right?

Sure, sure. Nope, it is not. lacrosse is not a sport in Australia. Really? And they go, well rugby is correct rugby is no sticks involved. Correct. Zero sticks involved in rugby. It'd be hard to find a weapon from a rugby game to use to assault someone. Correct. By like I'm trying to picture rugby in my head right now and it took me a second, I feel stupid or listening to the show. It's the football looking thing. Yeah.

You have scrums. You'll be shocked to know that these two went to high school together. Oh, you don't say really. People in Alabama are still friends with their friends from high school. Because they all are all friends. They see each other through union every other weekend Fucking pigly wiggly and so they get off on a tangent about a name of a teacher

And then the teacher would walk past Remember the one with the mustache no It was always the mechanical math teacher that talked like a row Because oh, oh my locker professor mama. Yeah stage. No, it was always the mechanical math teacher that talked like a row. Oh Because oh, oh my locker professor mama. Yeah, it's mama. Coach Mama. Coach Mama. Yeah, we all have it with the high school together. Yeah, we did. Who was this for? The cats. She's doing it. It tells you the title. Crime cats. Crime cats. Is that for people? It's people be born out of their mind. tells you in the title. Crime cats. Crime cats.

Several people. It's people be bored out of their mindless eatin' this. But cats, they don't know any better. Nope, they just lick themselves and sleep there the whole night. It's here in South. It doesn't matter if we talk about your gym class or high school or this woman who murdered people, the 70s, it doesn't matter. Nope.

Whatever. No, figure it out. It's for cats and the one dog. Carl, they're terrible. They're terrible. There's a certain part here where there's just an unexplained noise that happens during the show. And the show sounds like hot garbage.

Yes. We sound great right now in comparison. Oh, right. These two are yelling into the same laptop that we're reading off of. Yes. Agreed. Contemplation in a civilized society. yelling into the same laptop to reading off of. Yes, agreed. Contemplation in a civilized society.

She was the first woman ever to... Do they have a mic in the litter box? Is that what's going on here? It sounds like a cat is taking a dump and bury, you know. Sharing that fucking cliff. And then more, more like just nonsense. You know what people are dumb when they hear a word

and they connect something totally random and they're brain to that word and they have to say it. Like most people just don't say it. Sure. Apart from her own twin, the only person Katherine actually liked in her entire life was her uncle Oscar, who was a champion horseman. That's my dad's name.

Oscar? Hey, you didn't know that, really? Wow. Fucking cares. No my real daddy. Why would anyone possibly care about that? Oscar is my real daddy. Oh, shit.

All right. This is Ethan's mom is second husband. This is a part where This woman pretends she doesn't know this story and does this like crazy. Whoa Reaction to this thing even though she attempted to kill him on their one day into marriage The marriage actually went on to last pretend one day into marriage. The marriage actually went on to last pretend. And more years after he was almost killed on their honor. Jackie's really tried to sweeten that one. She's like a spit take on it. Like, whoa, did you just hear about this for the first time?

Just now, Jackie? No, because it is the show. She says this. I love that story. Yeah, every time I hear it, and Anna the show, she says this. I love that story. Yeah, every time I hear it, it an anus. Every time I hear it, I love that story. Yeah, because it's not, I'm re-other true crime podcast. We need more murderers because there's too much, too many shows and out of the content. It's B-A-N-A-N-A-S, Carl.

It is, if I could bid out, there's so many things wrong with the show. Yeah. Let's talk about more of them. Yeah, let's talk about how they're wrong and everything they say. OK. How about number seven, I think? Eileen Warner.

Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah. She became the prostitute that killed her victims. Yeah. Yeah. OK. She's talking about the lady that Charlene is there on play in that movie Monster.

Eileen Wernos. OK. And first off, her last name is a water You're more on secondally and she was the prostitute that killed her victims. I think you meant clients Of course You fucking imbecile can you believe it's worse. It's killing on the victims. Yeah, look guys. It has such like There's no knowledge base for any of these famous true crime stories.

They don't know what they're talking about. That's fucking great. Let's talk about other things that they find fascinating that are not important at all. And this is again, when you're reading a wiki page, these are things you might think about. But do some prep and actually just tell the story. On March 6, 1980 1980 they had another daughter

Name Natasha Marie They spelled Maria really weird. That's my baby's middle name. I don't have a baby But it's gonna be her my my Marie. They spelled it M-A-R-E It's a shit who gives a fuck think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? If I had a baby, I'd be like, what is that sentence? What was that? She had to explain how the name was spelled the middle name of this child that has no significance of the story. And then explain that she likes that name, but she would smell it differently if she used that name. I think true crime fans are adults. I think

they might all be idiots. Yeah. It's, it's, it's, one number one. No wonder we are number one, sir. It's interesting that this other woman, the woman who doesn't do a lot of the talking, her name is Jackie. And Jackie's a couple of years older than Jessica. Jackie has kids. Jessica does not. Jackie actually talks about,

maybe I should back up and talk about Marty Grah. Real quick. Oh shit. All right. She's give us a real lesson here folks. Oh boy. I just listening to this woman say the word titties gives me a reaction that is not pleasant. Sure. Throw me some moon paws, but I'm not going to show you my titties. Heck no. Maybe like 19 year old Jackie. Yeah. 19 year old Jackie did.

Ditty-boy. Yeah. But, how do mom know? You know, you gotta be responsible. Maybe in the downtown mobile show my titties, they said one of those things, no. No. Do it anymore. Go downtown, we'll go there. those things. No, do it anymore. Go down temple. And the other reason why I had that reaction

is because I hear ugly. I think I think they explain it really well when they say, yeah, ugly. Send her husband that blue chute code. What? Yeah. Well, the funny thing is is that this woman, who's boyfriend is Rob, she talks about that a lot. Yeah, I did. Did you know that she's dating a guy named Rob? Yeah, he's not committed yet. He has a committed yet, and she explains that she's been married twice before. I hear that. She had two ex-husband, so.

One for each, Titty. She's 32 years old. She's also not as 19, I would show my tits, but that was 13 years ago. So I did the fucking, I pulled out a calculator, I needed my fingers. She's 32 years old. She's twice divorced, and she's dating this guy named Rob, and guess what she wants from Rob.

And I can't even get a man to propose to me right now. Well. Cool it out, the fucking marriage is lady. It's not working out for you. Cool. Not the parents lady. It's just stand up for a while. See if it works out before getting the fucking law involved.

Gonna get the state involved in your shitty relationship. Stop it. I imagine she's not good at paperwork either. So yes, you're probably right to cool it. Yeah. And then they go on to explain that they should be getting hooked up all the time. So, okay, I just wanted to like sometimes like, okay, before I met Rob, it was hard for me to even get a date. Right?

Like, that struggles. Ow. And we're beautiful, okay? All the inside. I don't know, I looked them off. Did you look at their face look better? No, I didn't. They're fine. A couple.

I picture a couple of MamaJunes. I'm just being a dick. Here's another example of terrible reading. And this is what happens when you read a wiki page word for word. You add in all of these details that do not matter. Right. If you're reading it, it's fine.

But if you're broadcasting on a podcast, you don't need to go through these things. So, give this a listen and tell me if any of this is any significance. Later, she arrived at Pricey's house where he was sleeping, and she sat and watched television for a little bit before taking the shower. She then woke Pricey and put on her lingerie. What is this? She then woke Pricy and put on her lingerie. What is this? So she then she wakes Pricy and she's wearing the lingerie

and they have sex. That was 30 seconds. Yeah, but what did she watch? That was 30 seconds. She went to his house and had sex with them. Yeah, that's it. That's all we needed to know It's all we got from that sat on the bed watch television took a shower put on a laudgeray Then she confused herself. She could figure out where she was reading Cronkatz I don't know if you've caught this

Vitty but by the end did you listen to the whole thing through? I don't blame you I tried so hard. No way No, I understand there was some skipping I'm not I tried so hard. No way. No, I understand there was some skipping. I'm not I understand even their board. Listen to how Jessica is reading this story by the end of it. You could tell she's lost all the momentum that they had in the beginning when they were talking about the dog chewing the white cable. That's when they were excited. Then they start reading a wiki page for over an hour. They're like, huh? Well, sometime later, she had arranged the body with an arm draped over an empty soft drink drink bottle with the leg with his legs crossed. She's like falling asleep while reading this article at this idiots. Uh, boy.

Do you have any other clips on the show you want to talk about? Uh, you know, there was a lot of this, hit number 10. Uh, oh. Just noises like that, they're the whole thing. Peppering and now, just really gross. Just two gals catching up. Uh, one of the worst shows I've ever listened to. That's why my summation is absolutely correct.

All right, I got a couple more clips here. Oh, why? This is them talking about. I'm as excited about their shows they are. This is them talking about accents. I can't do all. I can't do accents. I can't do accents either.

Is that one of the funnier things you've heard? I don't know about you, beauty, but I don't do accents. I can't do no accents. I love their side off too. I try to do British. I just send up side of retarded. Y'all, man, they did do that. Fresh your drink, good, there.

So this is their side off, and I don't know about you, but I think we might want to rip this off. Well thanks again for listening and stay spooky. Stay spooky. You just talked about a woman who murdered her husband and then cooked him and tried to feed the guy to his kids. Yes. Which is not spooky. This is not a ghost story. No, it's not talking loud in the movies. Oh, Jesus Christ.

I thought I had been got that. Yes, you did. I was just thinking, I was like, I was thinking of another joke that someone told me yesterday. And I just remembered that was you doing a video accident. I should remember you love that. That was you who said it.

So, Jackie's boyfriend, Rob, I just remembered that was you doing the video accident that was you said it so Jackie's boyfriend Rob who hasn't proposed to her yet Now remember he's dating a woman who's been married twice and has kids already and If that weren't enough, she also nags about getting more and more dogs back story on this That's all this post and I checked just getting it about this dog. And then I immediately text Rob, which if y'all don't know, he's my boyfriend. And I'm like, can we please have this dog? And he's like, we already got two together. I don't know about another one. I'm like, okay, sad face. She sounds like a terrible girlfriend.

We got two dogs, can we get a third dog? You're fucking two kids. We have two dogs. You're not attractive. What do we do here? There's something about Alabama women and dogs. I don't know what it is. I have three in my house. I'm just like whatever.

Get whatever you want. Yeah, you just go along with it. I don't have kids though. That's part of it. That's a plus. You're not allowed to leave your kids in a crate when you leave house It's certainly a plus. All right. Well, I got to say that the crime cats true crime show is very similar to almost every other true crime show We've done hosted by two women. Okay. They're all the same. Correct. They are like really good friends who have all these inside jokes and giggle with each other about nonsense that no one could possibly care about

while they read a wiki pitch. And it's not good. It's not good content. That's why you're number two ladies. That's why you're number two in creep off. Number one baby. All right. Let's talk about my newest podcast.

Do you know about this? You have a new, new podcast? I do. You're going number three now? Peapod. Peapod. So Kai and I talked about it last week. We came up with the idea of doing an anchor.fm podcast.

So we wanted to find out, can you make money just putting out fucking nonsense? And you got, you're kidding. So we have a show. It's on anchor. FM slash P pod we've already had 1200 total plays and made $7.99 sense congratulations it's launching on Sunday yeah there's already like 32 episodes up like that it's just us peeing it's me Kai and Doug from whose right just pe. And we do an ad read for anchor.fm.

Well, you pee. Well, we pee. And I'm telling you, Vinny, there is something so wrong about anchor. It doesn't make any fucking sense. This is not a business model. This can't be, they're paying us to piss at posts on the internet.

Yep. This can't be a viable business model. She, I think you guys stole that from Shameless's Pupod. That he does. I think so. Well, I Shamist's Pupad. That he does. I think so. Well, I wanted to find out first hand what's going on because Shamist talks about how every time you download

his show, he makes money on it. So I had to do this investigation and now I know all the math behind it. I'm much better informed and I have clips from Patrick Michael talking about that. Uh-huh. But before we do that. Okay.

I'm fascinated by this. You just spoke my language. That was a good tease. Was it a good? That was very good. But before we do that, we have to talk about this. Oh, the man! The man! Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum! Opie is now doing the Vic Henley tour, where he wants to eulogize his buddy Vic Henley who passed away recently.

Vic the guy who didn't do a show for quite a while and kind of avoided him for the last few months of his life. Yes, that Vic. that's the one. That's the one. Just curious. Vic only came back to OP when he was plugging his comedy show. New new album, yeah. New album that he dropped.

Yeah. How is it real? Alright, man, I'll come and do your show, but you know, I'm going to die right after. So OP did a show where he interviews Vic's neighbor. This guy named Jud Jones. And Jud Jones is not just VIX neighbor. He's also an aspiring comedian who tours with Vick, I mean, or toured with Vick, I mean,

they would do shows together. The show starts off with a Sappy song done by that guy. Remember Joe Salvia, he used to be the producer when Opie actually worked for a company. Before we once said, oh, this is embarrassing, we don't wanna have a platform anymore. No, I did not remember him at all. So that guy is a musician, him and this guy on Twitter

who plays guitar, put together this song, it has the sweet home Alabama riff in it because that's where Vic Hadnall is from. Wow, there's a fucking theme today, isn't it? My eyes are rolling. And then it's the sappiest fucking song you've ever heard. And they play, this is three minutes long, they play the entire fucking...

And you live July, like Caesar leaves in the wind. I see Caesar leaves in the wind. See that one, it would be funny. So they play this entire song, it's gonna be getting in the podcast, and again at the end of the podcast, here's a little clip of that Shadows of falling and I'm running at a breath

I leave you it does mean I love you in it that's Do you know what that song is no that's a Warren Zeven song that's the song that was on That album that he put out when he found out he had cancer. Oh, is that what that is? That's the Warren Zeven tune that I think he did on Letterman Oh, so they didn't write that song is the way the way that song. The way Opie made it sound was like they created a song for Vic. So they must have just recorded that. No, they took a fucking karaoke track. Oh, okay. And that's all saying, oh, yeah, that's what the Warren Zabby

was like, keeping your heart for a while. Oh, absolutely. I hate it. It's that's nowhere was a London. It is still that's for fucking sure. It's no role in the headless Thompson gunner either. All right, let's talk about this guy, Jud Jones, who OP is talking to on the show.

How bad of a standup is Jud Jones? Here's the answer. But yeah, man, he was, you know, nothing but cool to me and introduced me around all the clubs and introducing me to everybody and I got to open for him. He opened for Vic Hadley. That's how bad a comedian.

John Joneses. He was Vic's opener. No, no, no, Vic Hadley's the opener, Dabby. You're doing this right. Well I was the MC. He was the feature. Yeah, probably. That's probably true.

Let's talk about what O OP first met Vic Hadley. You know, when somebody passes away, who's your good friend, you probably think back to all the fine memories you have. Sure. And I remember when that person entered into my life. And I remember him telling the story about Carl Ruiz because Guy Fieri had brought Carl on

to the OP Anthony show with him, and then they just hit it off. And next thing you know, OP is panning around with Carl Ruiz. Tom and Ophillum for subs. So he's probably got a similar story with Vic Hadley, it would think. And you know, it's funny you, you mentioned the first time you met Vic. I honestly don't remember the first day I met Vic.

I was doing radio. I believe he just came in like a million other comics. So he made zero impression on you. He bombed on your show. Wasn't funny at all. You don't remember him. That's really... But when the divorce happened, he's the whole dude answer his phone.

Hold on a second. That tells you a lot. Did he interrupt this guy telling his stories about touring with Vic to tell him? By the way Remember him at all. No, they tell you that's opi's problem It's a problem is he has to make everything about him. He can't just let things hang He always takes it back to him and for no reason it's unbelievable Oh, yeah, even when he's talking about

Vic he has to make it about him. I was at the top of the mountain in the radio world. I was in fucking happy. I mean, I got a damn good life because of it and stuff, but I'm having more fun now talking away less people, making way less money. And that's one of my favorite clips ever. Opie's having so much fun talking to nobody

and making no money. It sounds like a good time. Sounds like a really good time. Hey, there's also these Kreme Katelyn. They say, they're having fun too. And this is Judd guys like, hey listen man, if you ever need anybody to come and be your co-host, I'll be glad to.

I bet you this kid is all over it. For sure. For sure. I can't wait for New York City to open back up again so that he can be like, because he even says we got to get together It gets hard to get man. We got to get together. It's like okay. I don't think you want to ride those hotels That's not good. They're going in the wrong direction there buddy

But this guy Judd has podcasting totally figured out good. It's a simple formula Do if people are having a good time talking with each other and talking shit and telling stories, that's going to be interesting to people. They're going to want to listen to that. Janie Wignorne Slut. Wrong! Completely wrong. Wrong! This is the entire problem with OP is that he thinks that people want to listen

to his conversations with his idiot friends. And even as wrong as this kid is, that would make OP show better, as opposed to making it like when people have any good time telling interesting stories, instead of people not even politely to OP telling them nonsense about himself. And OP, even this kid is like you're doing it raw, OP. Professional broadcaster OP, you'd think the one thing he'd be good at is Segway's into an ad read. He's been doing this for decades Listen to the segway into a blue choose spot. Oh Judd I wanted to ask you about blue chill. Are you are you a boner guy?

I have that as an eye salt. Are you a boner guy? I have it as an eye-salt. Are you a boner guy? Are you a boner guy? What's your take on boners? You pro boners or anti boners? Like, what's he, what do you think? Oh, I thought his ass was like, are you gay? Like, this is what I thought that meant.

Like, I didn't know what that meant. I gotta do this, Adread for Blue Choo. Are you a boner guy? Right. And Judd being terrible at what he does says, why don't you eat that kind of thing? I can get it up, no problem. Oh good.

Dummy, this is an ad read for Blue Chiu. Do you think you're supposed to say is yes, Ad? Yeah, I'm a bowler guy and I love Blue Chiu. Give me some boner bells, baby. May I get you some blue chiu, your dick will be stiffer than Vic Henley. And call her Louise. That's how you do it.

That's how you do it. Let's talk about his ad read failures, talking about some CBD product opias and the whole point of you've done this for many years. When you get a sponsor, you explain the product as if you enjoy it yourself. Correct. The whole point is that you're endorsing what they do. And I hope he's trying to do this and fails miserably. Joe, try to help him out and also fails miserably. And I swear to you, I feel like I'm thinking clear when I'm on the CSS5, the ECS5. I guess I'm not thinking that clear. See, well, you're so relaxed that you fucked it up right there.

Oh, Joe, that's why you're the best. Ope should not be is that why any products that make him think better, that's not gonna work. No one's gonna buy it. You should be taking them until he finds what's that work. Right. So what do you guys are gonna love this product that makes you a good broadcaster?

Like I got bullshit. Ah, I don't think he does that. No. Oh boy. That's why you're the best, Judd. You are opening for Vic. You will be shocked to find out that Judd had a conversation with Vic Henley's mom. And Vic Henley's mom, very disappointed. Things very highly of her son, Vic.

She said that Vic photographic memory, which makes sense, he would never say that, but he had a crazy memory. But she said he had a photographic memory. Right. She said that when he was in the second grade, the school wanted to move him up to the sixth grade. Wow.

Okay. That's bullshit. Correct. Well, Alabama, Alabama hold on. In what world does it make sense to bring a second grader into the sixth grade? Is this doogie house or his mouth? I was like, hey, you remember every one of my ten rapes, every day. I mean, we did it in the front of them, so he'd know, but holy shit.

Vividly, he could recite all of them to me. But that's just such fucking nonsense. You wouldn't bring a kid from second grade to sixth grade. Vick had least not smart. He's not a smart guy. I'm so like listen, he's dead. So whatever I guess. Yeah, you're gonna be at sixth grade. Okay. All right. Let's figure out how smart this guy is. Explain this to me Vinny because I can't make any sense of this. We actually had a gig scheduled or multiple gigs this past weekend. He told me that he'd like to book gigs on tax weekend because that was his fuck you to the government. Right.

Good old Vic. What does he have to do with fuck you to the government? He probably didn't pay taxes on shows. He probably is one of those comics who would book shit himself and just be like, I'll take cash under the table. No problem. That's not what they said.

Right. That's not what he said. But that's what I thought of, man. He said he books gigs on April 15th as a fuck you to the government. Uh-huh. Like working is the opposite of fuck you to the government. Not working as a fuck you to the government.

Right. Working means tax money is being generated. Unless you just not paying the tax money on it. Even if he's not paying, there's a club of dumb people going to see Vic headling. Sure. And they have to pay taxes on everything. Sure.

It's not going to make you feel better after you have to write that quarterly check or that yearly check to the government and then you go see Vic. Oh, so I make you feel good. No, that doesn't make any sense. Okay. Obris talking about podcasting at Gebhards, and I thought this was interesting.

You know, with Gebhards, if we stayed too late, they would start turning on the music and the people would be coming in. So in other words, Opie comes in with his stupid Zoom recorder, says, hey, shut everything down, I'm gonna do a podcast. And then after an hour or two, they're like, all right, oh, we work We're gonna turn on the music again and let people enjoy themselves like sorry

We can't just shut everything down because you want to fucking podcast. Yeah, there's a bar full of customers Yeah, right those those people who are in your way right now. There are customers finish your beer finish your IPA and leave Question you went to get parts right right? I did, you did. What was the environment like in that place? I mean, is it like a bar bar? It is. It's a, they have a, the bar bar that's more bar than it is tables for eating.

Uh huh. And then there's a little room in the front where you can actually be out on the street. Right. And you're in enclosed space, so you can actually drink at a table and you're kind of on the street where people are walking by.

Where does he podcast from in that scenario? Like where's the spot of the US? He's definitely been in the front. Uh-huh. Because I've heard him like talking on the street and back with that him and Carl or Reese but, whoa look at that chick, whoa look at that chick. Okay great great podcast. Oh, Pete, I want you to remember. I will be gone one day and you can't do this. Right. Actually, I take back what I said about Vic not being smart. I will be gone one day and you can't do this right Actually, I take back what I said about Vic not being smart

It turns out he was smart. Henley not the voicemail girl not the voicemail girl. Okay. She works a peter I doubt it don't know but Vic had Lee was smart because he said this and it's funny I would have even more recordings of all of us but there were times Vic would look at being go turn that thing off I would have even more recordings of all of us, but there were times Vick would look at being go turn that thing off But I'd be like because I got a programming mind. I'm like, oh, this is so good. We could do another hour, too But you know, he was right turn that damn thing off and let's just hang out. We did it. Let's let's enjoy So do you hear that mentality? Opie talks to his friends for an hour, calls it a podcast, and then goes, let's just keep it going.

And if it goes, no, can we, can we stop pretending that we're podcasting? Can you just hang out? What the fuck are we doing here? And Opie thinks that, well, what's do another hour? We can get another hour in. If I leave this thing recording, we just continue to drink and say nothing and laugh about nothing. And this is really interesting because it says so much about a psyche, doesn't it?

It does. It does. That's the way he thinks. We're gonna get another hour. When you read into it. I gotta get another hour. I almost wanna take it a step further and think about it. The best times in his life is when he was doing a show.

Yeah. And I imagine that the rest of his life is just really not good. He doesn't know how to be a person. Right, exactly right. So like, he only feels like he could be friends with people while they're on the air, which is the saddest.

Correct. Part of all of it, because no one wants to be on the air with you, except for this Judd kid, and good luck with that. He even said at the beginning of the show, I don't have the clip, but Judd's like,

how are you doing through all of this? And Opie says, you know, I might be able to turn it on for the show and get my energy up, but really I'm a mess overall of this. Yeah. So that's who OP is. OP is this character when he's doing a show and when he's not, he can't be that character,

which is why he's doing YouTube live every single day now. I want to make you two feel better. Where could I buy a Vicka's Dead T-shirt? I think you can. How can I make OP feel better? Who are these? There's a link to our merchandise. I'll have the Vicka's dead up-shirt. I think it's dead. How can I make open feel better? Who are these dot-cow? There's a link to our merchandise. I'll have the biggest dead up before the end of the day.

You really should have a biggest dead. My shit. It's really funny. I think I'm gonna do that. Yes, I love it. The biggest dead. Oh boy. I'll share all the proceeds.

Oh, one of those little stupid cookies on it. One of those stupid pit-a-ro-frosting cookies on it. The biggest dead. That'd be great. Wait, what's your figure? are we talkin' about here? The water deserves death. Fair enough. I think I'm gonna share the proceeds of my Vickers dead T-shirts

because it would be wrong for me to just accept all the profit. With me for coming up with it. No, with Kay and Doug, because hang on my co-host at the P-Pod. Guys, you gotta download the P-Pod. Yes, it's making money. You got it. Please just if you can figure out a way to just download every episode over and over and over

again, we need to get rich off this shit. Actually, Kai said that he was going to donate his third towards vaccine research. I'm keeping the money, but Ty is willing to actually do that. Which vaccine? That's kind of bad. Whatever he's got. It's this one that gives people cancer. That would you be all get back to it. Alright, that's my Kaya. That was a pretty good.

This is a pretty good guy. No, Carl. He said the he didn't the discord. I love Kaya. I know. He's why I'm a T10. So Opie explains that he just wanted to have a zoom recorder on all the time and just recording and he didn't actually know when he was doing a show and not doing a show. Just as natural as if the audio was on or not. The line was always blurred because like I said I've been doing this a long time but it was so so just easy and natural with those guys. The line was blurred because you were never doing a show.

The line was blurred because you blurred it. Because you were never doing a show. Your version of a podcast is not a podcast. Put it in a Zoom recorder down on the bar and talking to your friends, it's not a podcast. You'll walk down the car where we use this semi-interesting. But you are not. Vic is not. Sharaad Small is not interesting. This show is not interesting.

And anyway, I make it interesting. And it's not interesting. Correct. And listen how dumb Opia is. He's telling me they go off on this whole thing about his aquarium that he has. He had to go back in New York City to get his aquarium, bring that back to Long Island where he's staying now.

And he talks about this fish that have babies and he thinks that fish are people. And then the fucking savage Molly mother just starts eating her own kids basically. Hey man, Hakuna Matata motherfuckers. Oh my god, this thing. That's not works. But how do you go through life and you get pregnant as a stupid fucking fish And you know you're carrying Something in your belly whatever knowledge they got and then you give birth to a hundred baby fish

And then your first thought is I got to eat all of them You answer your own question ass. What's a stupid fucking fish? Yeah, you know what you're molly-caused? If you go to the pet store to buy a molly, they're like two dollars. Yeah, okay. They're not. They're not, like, even a good fish. You stupid asshole. He goes, you know your pregnant. You know your pregnant with baby fish. Why do you think that? Why would you think you're putting human intelligence in emotion into a fish?

Correct. That's not a human. You fucking moron. But it does have some hot takes. This is his hot take on Carol Baskin. Hey, Carol Baskin. And I want to point out, this is a new episode. Who would be still talking on Carol Baskin?

I would never be a part of any show that's so lame. Hey, Carol Baskin killed her husband. Fed him to the tigers. I have no doubt my mind. It's a hot take. I hope you good job, buddy. Let's talk about the fact that Opie's going to teach us something. And here's the other thing I'm going to teach you. That sounds like a weasus. I thought to say thank you. When I heard that, I was like, that's something weasewist. And here's the other thing I'm going to teach you. I brought you brought. Here's the other thing I'm gonna teach you right now. If you leave before they bring the check.

I'm just kidding. It magically disappears. I'm just kidding. Just kidding we love you buddy. It's interesting to know that Vic Henley was an insecure hack which is good maybe he was smart because he would say this to OP. He would always be after a radio show or a podcast. That was good, right, buddy?

That was good, right? I'm like, oh, God, Vick, of course, it was good. It was effortless, always with him. I agree that it was effortless. That part I agree with, I think Vick Hadley was always effortless. I don't think that makes a, I think that actually makes Vic a better person.

I was like, are you sure this is all right? I'm like, Vic was actually trying to like get him to improve his show. Correct. And that makes me happy because the fact that he was that bad on podcasts and always had to ask, was that good? I've never had a single co-host

ask me that after we've done a show down here. Cause none of us care. Because we all know it's not good. It's fine. We're moving on from it. But that's some serious insecurity right there. Hey, I got a quick question for you. Are you a boner guy?

All right. So I've had only one comic asked me that. And he asked me that like 75 times in a weekend. I'm not gonna tell you who it is. Oh, really? Oh, God, it's it was! Somebody, I think it was in our subreddit, said that we should go back and revisit my wife hates me. Why would you do that?

See what's going on. Why would you bring him up right now? See what's going on. What's your dad's name? Why would you bring him up? Obviously, I had that side who I'm talking about. I couldn't have been Bonnie. There's a lot, I had that side who I'm talking about. Could have been Bonnie.

There's a lot of people on that show. It was the daughter. It could have been the daughter. It was the daughter. All right, so, Crozier and I, on a bonus episode, broke down Vic Henley's stand-up special, how is real? And his crowd work is atrocious. Well, if anyone would know, Vic Hen he would know now, doesn't he?

That's true. That's a good point. For doing podcasts with OPI, I said to you too. So this is... How is Rail? This is a Judd talking about crowd work that Vic did and faunting over it. In your comedian, so I wanted you to hear this and tell me what your take is on it. Okay.

There was a table in the front and it was 20 something people, table 25 people. I mean, it was a long table that went straight from the stage out, you know. Rest of the rooms, I think. It was all black folks like in their 20s and 30s and there was one white dude at the end. Yeah.

Right. He was with like a chick who was black and whatever. So he said said on the end was all black folks from, you know, the whole table like that and Vic noticed it. Right. And then he goes, Oh, he goes, Oh, hello, black people. Right. And then he sees that why did he goes, Oh, white guy on the end. And then the, you know, people got on with him. And he goes, I'm going to call this table reparations. Yeah. It was beautiful, dude. I mean, it was just perfect. I mean, but he had, you know.

Can you explain that to me? Many wives? No, no, no, I can't explain it. See, the joke would be, oh, that must be the coach. Or, oh, that's the boss. Hey, coach, this is good, well, right. Reparations, I don't get what that means. What does that have to do with a white person

hanging out with black people? Right, it makes not a lot of sense, but the word reparations is just what he thought was the punchline, so the word. Yeah, got a laugh. Right, right, because there's tension with black and white and here's this white redneck and addressing black people. I mean, there's an out-mini-

Michael Richards did, but not great Yeah, I'm just gonna say that this kid's recollection of the situation might be a little hazy As to how Huge it went over with the room. It may have got a chuckle. That's funny. Oh Okay, although and I know the season leaves I don't know if you're sweetening it or not. Oh my God, that was so funny. You sent me a pick of your serious ex-ab radio. You're in your car listening to whatever the stand up, Rodog.

Rodog. And fucking Caesar leaves comes out. Oh man, it's the worst bet. They played that album over and over again for like a week. Really? That serious ex-ab, a lot. That album was getting over again for like a week. I'm serious, I can't see. I'm a lot. That album was getting a shocking amount of airplay.

Every time I felt like I got in my car, I was hearing Vic Henley, and then he was dead. And I was like, wow, this guy finally got- Yeah, he's just like, no deride. No deride, he didn't really play it as shit. Yeah. I was impressed that he got so much press. I haven't listened to raw

dog in years. Ron and Ron left. Yeah. That ain't in life. Right, right. I haven't listened to it in years and I just realized why. I just realized why. Fucking big headlies and regular rotation out there. A lot of the series I've seen with Shorad Smals is in there. Oh yeah. All those guys got it. Those guys have connections over there. So all right This is the last thing I want to play from oh play my shit. Fuck you guys Come on guys play mini polino. Yeah I'll put in a good word for you. I'll be like you guys got to play

You know I was gonna go. Hey, this is The best part about this show because it's something that I've already said. I'm W-A-T-P. Me and some of my friends on the internet have decided that you are responsible for Bix Deb. What? Yeah, since you didn't bring him out to your house on the beach. Yeah, are you crazy? So I actually predicted that Vic was going to die right before he died because Opie said he wasn't going to let him come out in New York City and stay with him on Long Island. And thankfully Judd brought it up to him like you killed Vic.

And we all know it. Yes. And Sharad Small should be very afraid right now. So who else is even on the short list for that? Iraq? No, Iraq hates me. Yeah, no. Sharad Zilio, the other guy who does that show.

Yeah. So Sharad is next. Actually, Judd, I'd be worried about your self-fulfilling prophecy there, asshole. Yeah, no, you're lining up, kid. That's all I have for our friend, OP, this week. What do you think? You want to talk about Patrick Michael? Yes! I do tell. So much. I do tell. I came here to talk about Patrick Michael. Let's get into that then. Don't tell me.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. Because that's absurd. Fun guess it, man. Just put a hilarious image that the bills just drafted Patrick Michael in around six of the NFL draft. That's fucking amazing. What do we got here? Dolphins traded from that brighter from six to scale. There you go. Another fucking running back who will fall into obscurity in Miami.

How many running backs do you want to ruin their careers? Because you're fucking Miami dumbass. Dominant Thomas was my favorite. That's what you're all excited about over there. That's happy because they need to run it back bad. Was he even the featured running back on the 49ers? He was like the third guy of the Niders wasn't he? Yeah, like 7800 yards. Alright. I don't know. I don't want to get into football talk with Vinny right now. I don't talk to you either. I want to talk about Patrick Michael. Do it! Because Patrick Michael talks about us now. Woo! And this is very exciting. The creep off? This is... No.

Ah. This is... And I gotta give credit to my buddy Pro in the Discord. He's been posting every clip I'm gonna play here. He posted it. So he's the one who's scouring all these shows and finding this for us. Yes. Doing the words work.

God bless you, sir. This clip is amazing. He thinks that if we had met Patrick Michael in me, that I would like him, that we would be friends. What's gonna happen? What's gonna happen if I talk shit about Brendan Shaw, Bert Kreischer, Joe Rogan, Chris Delia, Redbar, Revenge of the Siss, fucking who are these podcasts?

What's gonna happen? What is going to happen? Nothing! But chances are here's what I know. Here's what I know for sure. Out of everybody that I just named, they'd love me in person. They would love me. 100%.

I'm an interesting person. And I've never not had that same feeling in any other situation in life. I know you can like me. So Carl and whoever his partner is, or... I honestly, I'm grateful that I was ever even on their fucking radar. I don't know how it happened. I don't know how they found my shitty little podcast. But I guess, you know,

more power to them for having done so. They got a lot more out of it than I did, and it's kind of annoying. I should be capitalizing on it, but I don't know how. Okay? Maybe that's the difference between me and W-A-T-P. Maybe, you know, I wanna say,

Carl would like you. The same way Jane Goodall liked looking at the apes from a distance. Welcome on, you're being very rude. I just say. I wanna say this. I do like you. Right.

I do like you. I love what you do. I hope you continue to podcast for years to come because I can't talk about Jerry Banfield forever. That's great, but I can't talk about it forever. I want to throw a Patrick Michael and I want to know what you're putting out. So yes, I do like you, and if we ever met,

I think that it would be a lot of fun. We should podcast together sometime. I think you should too. You're gonna be a weird like. I have a fun idea for the wheel. That's a good sense. I have an idea for the wheel. All right.

All right. I'm losing rest of my cast with Patrick Michael. Yeah, I don't know that Patrick Michael would want to do that. I bet she'd do it. Do you think we'd podcast with you? You're a nobody. Why would you want to do that? I am a real nobody.

I'm a real nobody. All right. OP does even hit by me to his beach house. All right, so that got us off track a little bit. I'm real nobody. All right. OP does even invite me to his beach house. All right, so that got a top track a little bit. It was very exciting. That's a round of applause. The weird thing to say. That's such a narcissistic angle.

They knew me. They loved me. Of course they was. Oh, my friends like me. Yeah. Oh, god. It probably likes me. I know.

All those people from social services seem interested in me. They come over all the time. I can't get in the stop coming over. I broke our all I love it. That's fucking funny. All right. Let's talk about some of the other people that are on his radar now that he's talking about our buddy Matt Lewinsky the podcast hitman Yeah, I don't like him. We had him like that. I got a problem. Let's get it. So we had him on the show last week and he's now on Patrick Michaels radar. So sometimes you get fucking idiots and fake people that like to come in and run their mouth, but truth is you get fucking idiots and fake people that like to come in and run their mouth but truth is, they're living a sad existence and they need validation from you. So much like blocking them, many of these fucking losers, this Matt Lewitsky, one of the fuckest Chomo-looking

self is, whatever his name is, this dude talking shit, he's looking for validation from a podcast that doesn't even talk about him, but talks about me. So the truth is, the truth is, okay, you're just mad that I'm relevant. That's interesting. That's really interesting. I'd like to know what a chomo is. I'd like to know what is it. In jail, if you're in there for a child molestation, they're called a chomo. Oh, child molester. Yeah, he's a child homo.

What do you call people who are arrested for child neglect? I, Patrick Michael. Patrick Michael. He called me for killing. I love that he called me, and it's kid chomo looking for a motherfucker. That's one of the funnier things he's ever said.

Yeah, good job. That's the point. I think I like this kid if I'm out of. I think I would like this kid if I'm out of. Sure. They're looking forward to it. So just so you know, because we make fun of his standup and stuff, he's not getting paid for his standup.

Huh? Okay, he's getting paid for his podcasting. I'm not getting paid to do standup comedy. I'm getting paid to do podcasts. Whether you think I'm funny or not in the podcast doesn't matter It does not matter because I got paid anyways homies So he's getting really excited about all these downloads is going on anchor.fm He even says he doesn't care if you hate less. Okay, I'll be getting to the most

Mac or any other podcast that I do just know I got paid Okay, so he's very excited about this no matter what the reason is that you're listening to his show or any other podcast that I do, just know I got paid. Okay, so he's very excited about this. No matter what the reason is that you're listening to his show, he's getting paid. He's like, jokes on you asshole, I got paid. Carl has such a twiggle in his eye right now. All right, he only does anchored out of femurids.

Right. On his show, I've listened to it before. I have a show on anchored out of femurids. People have come peep on. And we do Iker.fm reads, it's a $15 CPM. I'm familiar with this concept. No. Many. So CPM means cost per 1000 downloads.

Right. So for every 1000 downloads he gets, he gets $15. So when you download one of his shows, that means he gets 0.15 pennies. 0.15 pennies for a download. I mentioned to you that we've had over 1200 downloads and we made like eight bucks. Cause I got to fucked up. I had to advertise it.

I'm there correctly. So some of the downloads had turned into money. But regardless, don't do the math. It's not gonna work out. Right. My point is this, but a point five. Peapot gets way more downloads that all of his shows combined.

And I made $8 at a week. Then I have to split off, I mean, I made like 250, but you get the point. Uh-huh. This is what he's talking, this is what he's all braggadocious about. And I'm excited about, he's like, God, jokes at you assholes.

When you download my show, I make 14 cents last week. Hmm. Listen. I have to wonder what this trailer looks like. I am fascinated to find out this kid's background. I wanna interview him. You know what, yeah. Shameless Michael, if you guys, I just wanna,

Shameless Michael Patrick, whatever you go by it. Patrick Michael. Patrick Michael. Patrick Michael. I don't give a shit. Todd. Yeah. I just want to spend some time talking to you about your background.

That's all I want to do. I just want to know, like, what happened to him? Like, which eight mile trailer part that he come from, where 14 cents is a big deal and enough to brag about. There's a lot of crazy here. Vinnie, there's a lot of people who want to talk to him and he's not up for these interviews. He did Delvin Cox, which was great.

Okay. But he's not really putting himself out there. I mean, I could try to hook you guys up. You can have him on your other show. Oh, I love to have him on the car. I mean, the car was cast. Oh, yes, he'd be a great guest. He does stand up.

Yeah, that's true. Ladies and gentlemen, you've seen about Kill Toady. Yes, perfect. Yes. All right, let's just play some more clips here. He makes me sad. There, this is him making fun of us again. There's a lot of podcasts out there that talk shit

about other podcasts and pretend that they're reviewing. Hey, we review other podcasts. We check out other podcasts and tell you guys whether or not to listen. It's like that's not an original thought. That's not an original idea. No, it's not. Nope. I ripped it off from opening an Anthony. Correct. It was called Jacktober. Yes. And it's not original at all. Yes. You are the Frank, Jacktober's Frank and Stein Monster.

Yeah. That came back to kill them. Correct. So when he tries to make fun of me for not having an original thought, I know that. I've talked about it a lot. Talked about it quite a bit. But it's still a pretty good concept, I know you think? Make a podcast for sucking. And nobody else is doing it. I think it works. All right, this is...

This is just a funny clip. I mean, did anybody ever go and watch Epert and ropert Epert and robert whatever those fucking movie critics were the front TV the guy who ended up getting throat cancer whatever and his jaw was gone It's no different the people that are on the internet that are critiquing the shit are no different than those guys But are people did people go and watch their show? as they critique movies Before they watch the movie. Yes, that was the whole point.

Should I go see this new movie and the critics say whether it's good or not. Why would I watch a review of a movie after I've seen it? You already have to push that toy. You get more on. He goes, whoa, do you think people are actually wanting to find out if it's good or not? I love the movie.

I love the movie. I love the movie. I like to go to the movie. Go see it, I love the movie. I love the movie. I love the movie. I love the movie. I like to go to the movie. Go see it, then watch the trailer. Yeah. That's what I do. Stupid and boring.

He doesn't understand. It's funny because he had chew gum, which was a movie review podcast. He doesn't understand why people would want to listen to a review, because he would say, I'm going to give all spoilers so you should go see this movie and then listen to the show. By the time I've done watching this movie, I don't need to know whether you like it or not. I don't care. Don't listen to my opinion about this movie. Why? So, something he doesn't get how reviews work, but we don't get comedy. So like I said, fuck the bullshit and prove that you're funny here, dude. Just prove it. Show me that you even understand comedy show me that you

get it because you might sit around and say yeah crystalia's recent special no pain was a bunch of bullshit and it sucked you don't get comedy then you don't understand comedy because it was funny I haven't seen crystalia's new special nor while I ever right I'm just assuming it's terrible because Crystal Lea is not a funny person. I know people were very close with Crystal Lea. They love him. Everything I hear is he's the greatest guy in the world.

I'm sure he's a sweetheart. That's all I'm going to say. His podcast is garbage. Thank you, goodnight. I've never seen a funny stand-up joke for a while. Thank you, goodnight. But apparently, shame is understands comedy because he liked Crystal Lea's special don't then you don't understand comedy that makes sense, right? well, I mean

It's such a stupid statement that if you don't like one particular committee you don't understand Comment you think that's a stupid statement. Yes, I do you think that's ignorant ignorant and full-hardy. Yes You know what I don't really care for Pink Floyd's early work Well, then you don't understand music you don't even under fucking stand. You know what? I don't really care for Pink Floyd's early work. Well, then you don't understand music. You don't even understand music then. Like, you don't, music doesn't equate to you. You can't, you can't even talk about music.

You know, it's not that way. I was just sitting into the white album and I really didn't like wild honey pie. So I guess I just hate the Beatles. What are you fucking more at? Yeah, I'm just stupid. Yeah, I don't get it. This is making fun of podcasting that again.

If you saw one of these comedians making a painting and you're a painter, fine. I accept your critique, sir. But you're a fucking Cheeto dust covered fat fuck online talking shit. I didn't see what he's talking about, podcasting that back, because that's not me. Can't be me.

So as someone who makes the majority of his living telling jokes and listening to your show, Chamus, just stop, buddy. Stop talking shit like this. Oh, it gets better. It gets better. Stop talking shit. This is hilarious.

Check this out. These fuckers that are leaving comments online don't have any reference points to say George Carlin, Christy Lee has no George Carlin. Because you don't know George Carlin. You don't know him. You don't know his material. Because you don't study the art form, okay? This guy is studying George Carlin's material. That's why he's as funny as he is.

I mean, there's the proofs in the pudding. First off, nothing against George Carlin. His material was great for a time. It's different. You can't- I love George Carlin. His material was great for a time. It's different. You can't just hate this kid. I do too. I just hate this kid's bucket. Oh yeah.

Oh, so this is great. Like I'm sitting here and I'm like, well, what does George Carlin have to do with anything? What is this? I'm an addict who was really great and almost stylized for a time. He read a comment online that someone said, Christel遍 has no George Carlin

and then he lost his mind and said, I like them both, and how can you dare you? This is the best, though. And I have to give full credit to Pro in the Discord again, because he's going to point this out. She must catch himself accidentally admitting he doesn't know why people like his comedy. So listen to this, because he catches himself and changes cars.

So that's where I find myself in a conundrum because I can't figure out for a for a young comedian for somebody who wants to do comedy, you need these answers, you need to know what the fuck is good comedy, what do people like? What what what can bring in the best fan base? What what I don't know. So this is where his heads at He studies comedy he understands why crystal is funny and George Carlin's funny You don't he also writes comedy and performs it nobody likes it. How does that make sense? There's a cognitive dissonance going on because he's going I know everything about comedy and I write great comedy and nobody likes it So as am I the only smart person in the world who gets comedy?

Well, what's going on? You know, the thing about his stand-up, like I listened to that episode you guys did where you were playing his Kill Tony stuff, like he makes connections that are just so out there that nobody in the audience is ever going to follow from one piece to the other. And it's the same thing with this line of thinking, like you said. There's something cognitively wrong with this kid, where things just connect for him and don't connect for the rest of the world.

Yeah, this guy goes, you ever have a grandfather who's stop standing up? And that's like a joke to him. He thinks that's a funny, we do this too. Why would he do that? Yeah, like he's sleeping a bad laying down, of course. Like why would you sleep standing up? And then he goes, why aren't people laughing at that? Yeah, like, he's sleeping a bed laying down of course. Like, why would you sleep standing up? And then he goes, why aren't people laughing at that?

That's a hilarious joke. I love this guy. I have good news for you. He's a special kind of goofy that kid. I love that he's getting angry and talking shit now because he used to be a lot more passive about all of us and now he's fired up. I've had many ramp podcasts where I just talk a lot of shit

about whoever, whatever, like I have an entire podcast where I trash the state of Arkansas. It is on Patreon though, so get on over there folks. If you wanna get that kind of entertainment. Yeah, that's where the real dark stuff's gonna be going. It's gonna be going on Patreon. You want some real dark stuff dark stuff some fucking no-hold barbed type shit from this guy? It's coming Whoa, that's exciting. I want to hear some of this dark shit that's gonna start happening. How much is his patreon?

Guess how many patrons he has on patreon? Let's start. He has zero if you go to pod culture There are zero people there. And this page has been up for some time. He links to it quite a bit. He has got more other page runs too. He might have one subscriber that's probably himself. Carly. Or Carly.

Yeah. He probably takes out that anchor. And then puts it on his own page. Yeah. I've got to double down. Double it down. Making money everywhere in this podcast. It's all double down right there.

How cheap is it to live in Indiana that he thinks that his anchor.fm money means he's a professional podcaster? Well, when you do nothing else, it's like, and that's the only income you're getting apart from the checks for the kids. If he really is going after people and blasting them on this podcast he's doing on patreon outside of for it It's not like you don't have the extra patreon bucks floating around once you invest in the fresh All right, but as well. Yeah, all right. I want to hear his Arkansas cast I Need to I want to hear just ripping on Arkansas Arkansas

Arkansas. Arkansas. It's got a red thought. There's all sleep standing up. And your grandmother's sleep outside. Why would you sleep outside? Why would she sleep out there? Does even rain in the Arkansas? In Indiana, we have rain. Do you guys even know what that is?

Huh, Arkansas cows, am I right? They're the words cows. Oh boy, yes, Jody B. You could definitely guess with me when we talk about Arkansas. All right, apparently. Fuck his Jody B, you could definitely guess with me when we talk about Arkansas. Alright, apparently- Fuck his Jody B now. Apparently, the fan base is opening up for Patrick Michael.

Now we got a lot of non-binary people listening to this podcast, which is really strange. I don't know how that happened. Maybe it's because I talked about RuPaul in the last episode, but like I said, even then, who gives a shit? I might have some female comedians that listen to this podcast and be like, hey, we're funny. Well, you're not. Oh, it's funny though that he says, we have non-binary listeners. But you know, broken clock. It's funny though that he says, we have non-binary listeners, which is weird.

I was thinking, what's the word? The people are non-binary? Wait, wait, what's the weird part of that? Anyone who's listening is the weird part. Okay, I mean that's the other thing that we can- Listeners is the weird part. That's the other thing that we can think about. Well, I did talk about RuPaul.

That's how that works at all. No, not even about that. No, it's telling their friends. You got to listen to this guy. He's not doing RuPaul. It's the to this guy. He's the crazy disconnects. Yeah, that's the crazy disconnects. He's so stupid. And then it immediately goes to, we're talking about non-binary people

who don't identify as a gender. Yeah. By the way, women topics aren't funny. And women, yeah, right. And RuPaul is a drag queen. He's not, but I'm gonna give a shit to cares. Let's talk about how he started podcasts. No, let's talk about pronouns,

because you need a lesson. I do, I do. I'm sorry. Let's talk about how he started podcasting, and what his expectations are. When I first started doing this, I had no intentions of really having any fans, didn't think that was even a thing or a possibility.

It was simply me and my friends sitting around before band practice talking shit. Sitting around before what? Reapprentice. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I think that that was a shout out to me. sitting around before band practice talking shit. Sitting around before what? B-A-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R And if you know him, Patrick Michael, you know these not a fan of social media. And the reason why he's not a fan of social media is because he has no friends and no one likes to put it out. I guess it involves being social.

What it involves putting out interesting material that people might connect with and be interested in. So he explains that even the podcast where he doesn't promote them on social media are doing very well. Put it this way, I've started brand new podcasts without any social media or promotion and they have plenty of plays Because social media doesn't really fucking matter. It doesn't matter at all So instead of me making 17 fucking accounts for the podcast

I have one that I post the podcast that I'm happiest with Yeah, some of the shit's dull some of the shit's boring. I know that I post the podcast that I'm happiest with. Yeah, some of the shit's dull, some of the shit's boring. I know that. I accept that. But that doesn't deny the listeners. That doesn't deny plays. They still come back. I just want to know what are big numbers in this guy's mind. Because he's talked about how he's had a hundred downloads.

And I looked and I had a hundred downloads. Yeah. In your face. Sorry. I'm not for nothing. I'm not there in a big time view. But I took a pee into my toilet yesterday and it has a hundred downloads. That's right.

It's not that big of a deal. You know how despondent I would be if I put the time into a podcast and I only got a hundred downloads out of it. I know I would be so angry. I'm nearly stopped doing that. Yes, I just got a hundred down I know I would be so angry Stop doing that. Yes, I just like yeah, I quit. It's the waste of my time. I'm done I didn't pull this clip and I never do this money the less than I'm gonna do is go wow

Yeah, do you see the movie my blue heaven? Yeah, it's a kid at the register guy pays with a hundred dollar ability holds Fucking shabies. Oh, all right. What do you never do? I never do this But someone posted a clip of Stuttering John talking about me. Oh, maybe it was on Twitter. Maybe it's on Reddit What did you have to say about our hot cookie car law? I do like his merchandise. Yeah, did you see Jad's t-shirt? Yes, I did It didn't really agree to put that on the wheel of consequences for the creep off We are asked to buy all of his shirts. We have to purchase them all of them That's the one right oh

Here it is check this out and you know what I'm gonna mention is chick Carla and He actually could find something negative and this is That's a serious one, you prick. He could actually fucking find a fault with me saying to people, if you're a fan of Stuttering John and the Stuttering John podcast and you want me and you're suffering from COVID-19. And you want me to do an uplifting, funny video for you, a loved one, just tweet me at Stuttering John M and I will do them. I have done many so far.

And it's not about me. I'm doing it because people at quarantine, They're ill. They're on a ventilator They're on a ventilator You know the laugh at somebody who they were a fan of who they are a fan of you know They want something and just a car and just to asshole the photo their side to fucking start trashing me about that. It's like those two bald fat fucks It's like what what the fuck is So wrong about trying to do something nice for people you tell me while I take a sip of my gatorade I Never said anything about this. That's the funny part, but I've never, I've never even addressed that he put this out there.

Right. I've never said anything. He's gone so bad for us to like continue this few that we have going, but he's doing it wrong. Here, let's do this. He's doing it wrong. I commend you, John. I would like to personally commend you

for doing such a positive thing. Yes. Really, you know, you are saving lives with your hilarious cameo videos to people on ventilators. Yes. Congratulations. Thank you for what you do. Thank you for what you do for the people who are fighting on the front lines. Yes, right. I think that nurses after a 14-hour shift just want to come home and check out the Stuttering John podcast. Absolutely. We all know that. You know, I feel like if you just were to send the nurses a positive message,

it would help them get through that busy, busy day. Yes, that's all they need, it's Stuttering John. Yeah. Gotta go on a hike tonight. But I don't understand that mentality. I'm not out there. I'm just trying to do nice things for people. And I get these fucking haters.

I don't give a fuck. You want to be a fucking hater, be a fucking hater, okay? But don't fucking hate on people who are trying to make the world a better place. That's it, right there, world of it. And I love the, I love the only says, I don't care about haters. It's all he cares about.

It's the only thing he cares about is I hate him. No hate here, John. No hate, your kids won't even face time yet, but we commend you for doing this. This is good. It's fucking amazing. Good easier, John. No, hey, your kids won't even face time yet, but we commend you for doing this. This is good. It's fucking amazing. Good stuff, John. All right, I've got to go back and watch that.

Wow. Very, very good. Vinnie Paulina. The mentally ill hour is what the show should be called. Vinnie, I need us to get to a place in this show that everyone gets excited about. It's everyone's favorite part of the show. It's a time for a teaser. It's time for the teaser. This is the part of the show. This is the part of the show, I should say, with endless possibilities. There's so many things that could happen.

Right. It might be the show that you sent in and suggested that we review. And you might hear this right now and say, yes! Next week, they'll finally make fun of these fucktards that have been wanting to go find for all of these years. Or maybe they don't. or maybe they don't. It's like six o'clock. What time zone are you guys in?

Cause it's bedtime. It's not the hour zone. Oh, we're not that bad. We're in the middle. Are you some chicken wings? Yeah. Oh. Do you have a preferred chicken wing place?

Next to a sweet potato fries? Well This is a podcast That is called simple blasphemy podcast This is a suggestion that came in from our friend Jody B. We had his fingers crossed and you are correct We have simple blasphemy a show that I don't know a lot about But I'm excited about this. It sounds dynamic. It's going to be a train wreck. I think that they interview, you know the guy from Tenacious D,

not the guy that everybody knows, but Kyle Gas. Kyle Gas. The Kyle Gas band is on this episode. Oh, I bet you I could get them. I bet you got probably for the creep off. I'm thinking that's probably true. I don't know that this is a a band that people are pining to hear from So the guy who plays guitar and isn't Jack Black Correct his band the talented one of the two sure. Yeah sure for sure

All right, Vinnie. I want to thank you so much for coming over. Yeah. A mid-COVID-19, having some fun with the crime kind of thing. I'm only in it for the white clock, Carl. Yeah. You're having a good time with that white clock. I'm a failure to pick up a 12-pack, either way. Oh, rather dice. Not bad, isn't it?

Vinnie, let's talk about coming at the Carlson cast. Normally, you have comedians coming through town, sit down in the couch, you have a video cast, you have a podcast, you get to interview them. Obviously, that's not the case, but you're finding a way. Well, yeah, a lot of our comedians friends have been doing episodes with us remotely.

The club's asked me nicely to continue podcasting to create content as much as I would like to sit in my house and pretend the world doesn't fucking exist right now. Last week we had Brad Williams on, at quarantine, did an episode, Jimmy Schubert did an episode with us. Next week, April Macy's joining us and I'm working on a couple other big ones, a certain guy by the name of Jay Moore stiffed us. He was supposed to do it and then he just, you know, Jay Moore to us.

Yeah, that's kind of his out of all. It really is. It's kind of out of all. It really is. It's kind of what he does. It really is. What are these days remind me on a Patreon episode to tell you the story about how J. Mord made you feel really sad. Oh yeah.

He hurt my feelings. That would be great. I love that. We'll put it on the pod culture, Patreon. So I can hear it over there. Can we get it on the P pod? That's awesome. I haven't listened to the Brad William show yet.

He's great though. Brad's one of my favorite guests. Yeah. and he's one of the nicest guys in the world phenomenal. So check out comedy at the Carlson cast and please Join us again next week because it might be the podcast we find out once for all who are these podcasts? It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice Sweetheart everybody be important but it's more important to be nice sleep while everybody yeah the most bits of morning radio and now the show is over now

that's why today will not be a great show good job everybody great job everyone this dude is fucking corn! Fucking bang suck! Bullshit! It stinks! This looks like an aesthetic rip! Monster, baby! I You know who are these podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. It makes no sense. We feel, we feel, we feel...

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Do you have some new reviews that you could rate for WATP? Oh, yeah, I do. I've quite a few actually. Awesome. More of it. The better. That's what I say. You really trying to drag this out, aren't you? Yep. Oh, God. You haven't been getting a lot of five star reviews lately. What's the prize? What a big surprise. Our show's price

So this one says new listener. I've just started listening to this because I saw they were doing a review of the fighter and the kid And I thought it'd be funny to hear some people cut it up And I was right that part was funny They have a hard on for Howard Stern and some of the WACPAC and that gets annoying like I said I'm new here, so maybe their Howard Hardon is explained in the beginning. I don't have time to look into it. Good job slamming Schwab though. Three stars.

That's a weird one. Yeah. That's a Howard fan. Yeah. Okay. Whatever. The next one is genuinely awful. The lack of self-awareness of these hosts is absolutely insane. One star by

Roasted toasted oats. You know, I have to say to roasted toasted oats. Are you a boner guy? Victor you on is Zeppelin right now Are you driving? What? Are you driving somewhere right now? No, I'm trying to make those frosted cookies. Yeah, no, I moved and I live off of main road now. So go fuck yourself.

Dundra, a bridge where you fucked a jimove tent. Yeah, actually. She's in a tent city. Oh's in that same tent. She's right by the highway where Tony Montana was what he first came to America. Guys, big of a fall on tough times. The Patreon checks have dried up. Rivega! Alright, what else you got? The next one is what's with the European robot? I don't know what's worse, the host needing to screamingly re-enact every line from an obscure podcast, or the monotone European robot co-host he has on from time to time, so I'm peppering

the wins. Oh, I know. Let's bring on Doug, who sounds like he owns a model trailer shop to add to his two cents. What you're gonna want is these little miniature trees That's great. That was actually five stars. So he actually did I could tell decent job at it. That was solid gross The last one is we get it I probably listened to 20 episodes to give them a chance because I like the concept. The show isn't good. They elbow each other out of the way to make snarky comments based on audio clips they've pulled from the Star of the Weeks podcast and make angry observations which makes them sound idiotic because the clips are so

out of context. This combined with the rotating hosts they have going on, uh, honestly, it's, unless it's a woman's voice, they all sound the same. Just make me finally say, quote, no more. One star by Corn Job. All right, well, Corn Job, I appreciate you listening to 20 episodes. I mean, you gave it a chance. Listen, it's not for everybody. Stop for everyone.

Go back to shucking husks, whatever the fuck it is you do. Is that the guy that Joe Biden was talking about? Corn job? Corn job. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I said Carl, you've reviewed podcasts for years. You complain about lack of editing. I had to listen to you get Skype video to work on my audio podcast and hear Sean get up and take a drink. I had to listen to Dick make awkward noises while you were trying to connect.

I paid for this episode. It really wouldn't be an issue, but you would start yelling about this if a podcast you were reviewing did this. Get it together there, chief. Yeah. Uh, all valid points. I just want to point out that Dick Masterson had all of the video ready to go. Something to the audio.

Ask me if I wanted to edit it and then you have to edit the video and put the audio on the video and I was like, fuck it! It's fine! It's a bonus episode of Gares. The ones that people pay for. The one people pay for is the one that I put way less effort into. That was actually a great episode, I have to say, because we listen to the first five chapters

of Maddox's book, Fuck Whales. Dick Masterson, Sean, the audio engineer, and I listen to that, and we're gonna be doing more of that, I think, I think people enjoyed that. They've finished the book. We're gonna finish the more of that I think I think people enjoyed that finish the book We're gonna finish the book because I down noted the audio version Remind me to cancel audible chapter I gotta free me that down

Don't shoot code again. Yeah, lower so I downloaded the audio book and I listened the first five chapters was about 37 minutes and it's five hours long So there's a lot more to discuss With fuck whales. Hey, remember that guy from Canada who gets a drunk at three in the afternoon? Sure. He got back. Oh, that's your favorite fucking Canadian bod. Because it's six little later than usual for me. But definitely hammered. I was gonna call her early on the week,

but the fucking girl, her and came with him and I went for my fucking dog's drunk walk and went by the train track and she came with me and couldn't get his drunk and call all the time, it's her too. So, but I'm cleaning the fucking truck out right now cause I'm going back to work on Monday. Do it.

So you probably won't get any more drunk calls from me, boss. This might be the last one for a while. I've also called, but I might not be fucking hammered. I'm fucking rocked right now, holy shit. But yeah, cleaning this fucking comeback to work. Yeah, cut that out. Never mind.

Vic Henley doing all my God. That didn't work. Fuck. Fuck, I was at. Oh man, you mad and fucking, she's releasing heaven. She's releasing heaven. That'll be a opi's new mistake.

Or how? Yeah. Anyway, it's real. Love you, bring that stupid fucking Austrian Faggot on. Sorry, didn't mean to say Faggot. I'm squinted or I might get canceled for this. My life. She talking about, I'm tense for that say staggered. I'm squinted or I might get canceled for this. My life.

He's talking about potential that again that one more cut cut. All right, buddy. This one's for you. Me. Brad. So keep it on tight, bud. A for effort. Prediction. Yeah. You will not be getting drunk calls from him, but he will still not be sober. That's true That's all I've said that's a good point

Austrian Kaya is from Turkey. It lives in Germany, right. I didn't think that there's a lot of confusion around us. We've made this very clear Boomer guy called in I don't normally don't play his voice mouse because everybody hates him so much. I like him I don't normally don't play his voice mouse because everybody hates him so much. I like him. Okay. I always said I like Vitty. I like Boomer Guy Pat. There you go. All right. There you go. Hey, Carl. It's Boomer Guy again. Jesus Christ. You were such a fucking Muir Fock. I love how you pull up to

bragging on this dude, like content, and then like doing just typical carl shit where you're bragging on somebody, you know, oh yeah, like why do they leave this in? Why do they leave this in? This is bad content. And then you immediately follow everything up with a really shitty, piss-break thing that doesn't need to be and then you bring on somebody who has nothing to say at all that's horrible audio and that's it. I don't know if you do this anymore

because I again, I stopped listening to your show for quite a while. That's my submission for cringe of the week, man. It's your fucking show with cringe of the week, man. You're fucking show with this thing you get, man. You can't believe this. You fucking have to get it, man. Fucking shiver. You're a fuck. Anyway, see ya. Alright, see ya. So I do want to address that. Metluisky's audio was great. We cut out almost all of that, but I wanted to leave the guy in because he's done so much for the show over the years.

And then the piss break, it was great and it led to an amazing podcast. Anchor.fm slash Peepod. People, if you're not going there right now, what are you doing? I need to get paid. $15 CPM. I'm not even out of the Peepod yet. no, I haven't even checked out the creep off. I don't have any hope for you at all This is all my feelings are so You got me. Oh, you didn't listen to the cream. I was shame

By the way This guy Jerry Banfield. Yeah, we talked about last week. Yeah $650,000 in debt. Yeah, I'm on I'm randomly on YouTube on my phone And there's a fucking ad. He's still running advertising to the wrong people. You're shitting. I kid you not I think I take a screen capture I love it. I watch on YouTube Carl Mostly feet videos Okay, yeah, check that out. Free coupon to any course. Jerry bad feel. He's fucking paying for ads. What do you watch on YouTube, Vic? Oh, fucking

Amber Lynn Reed, dude. I've been getting into that shit. She's like 500 pounds and just like eats away her life. And then like she always says it's like crazy Lesbian drama going on at the same time Interesting. Has anyone asked me what I watch on YouTube? What do you watch out YouTube, Eddie? sovereign citizen videos Okay, they're the fucking best thing in the world. Oh my god. There was a protest in our city yesterday You see that no, I don't care. There were 10 people at the Liberty Bowl.

Oh, that'll show us. Yeah, watch out! Watch out Cuomo! 10 people are sitting at the Liberty Bowl! You ever watched a sovereign citizen video? No. I'm gonna send you something to go right down a rabbit hole. I'd never...

That's part is when the cops break their car windows and drag them out while they scream. Oh! You're breaking by rights! I know what you're talking about. I actually would rather watch this 500 pound lesbian that Vic is talking about. That sounds fascinating. Yeah, she got some ham hands. Love it. All right. Cool. So anyway, Jerry Bannfield is everywhere. Hey, Carl, I was just listening to that episode two. I was sitting with this Jerry Bannfield psycho.o, please keep looking into this guy.

I've gone through probably 12 pages of Google, and this guy has SEOed his name as much as possible. He's on stuff that I have never heard of, Audible, Australia, Skillshare, CNNStore.com, RedBubble, I heart rate, like this guy's everywhere. I don't know how a human being has enough calm to food this much shitty content. Anyways, yeah, call me back. shit content. Anyways, yeah, call me back. Jerry is everywhere.

Everywhere. You can't escape Jerry. I love him. Apparently I was talking about, because Jerry Bantfield was at a video about cryptocurrency. Uh-huh. And his top 10 cryptocurrencies that you should invest in, all of which are way lower now than they were when he said that you should invest in them. Sure. Sure. And I invest in Corona bucks. You can't say anything about cryptocurrency without someone getting pissed off at you.

Hey, Carl. Just call him to say one. Don't ever talk about cryptocurrency on the podcast again, because you don't know what you're talking about. God, very triggering to hear. And I fucking love shamelessus now because bird christr sucks at and I'm pro I'm on team shamus now. Probably back.

I agree. I am also on team shamus. What do I say about cryptocurrency? Who cares? I don't care. I don't care. You mean very fast. Fucking that subject.

You know what I'm passionate about? Voice mail suck. I'm passionate about that. Keep suck. I'm passionate about that. Keep it up. All right, let's move it along then. Fine. Oh, no, Carl. Friday night, I'm sitting there, chilling on my couch.

Ready to watch an ice-to-toe concert. Ready to rock out with my cock out. I just canceled. Why did you cancel the call? Is it cause you needed more beer, Francis? Ha, ha, ha. Oh, that's my favorite voice out right there. cancel the call. Is the cause you need a more beer? That's my favorite voice out right there. We're going to try to reschedule that. Vinnie was actually going to produce that for us. Yeah, it was. So it's all ready to go. You're all ready to go. You put a lot of work into that.

And my lowest hopes t-shirt. Maybe I know. We don't make that size t-shirt. All right. Here is someone talking about the peep on. Okay, so let me get this right. After destroying Opie for peeing on his podcast, you and Kaya are now going to be doing a podcast that's nothing but peeing in a toilet. Yep. After destroying Opie on howing and unnecessary and worthless a fucking Confucian baggy is for fucking peeing on his podcast. Huh you

Carl are going To pee for a podcast with nothing but pee Yes, suppose it's for the group Well, you call me that Yeah, this guy gets it. It poses for the group. Love you, call me that. Yeah, this guy gets it. It's for the money. It's for the money.

I'm just trying to become a millionaire. Is that so wrong? No. All right, last one. I commend you for your creativity. Last voice, Val. I think Vick's gonna do a guest spot on the P pod. Oh.

We're gonna try to get her out. I'm Tinkled Tuesdays. I have a very powerful stream. Excuse you. Oh, we're gonna try to get a ride on tinkle Tuesdays I have a very powerful stream excuse you all right well put your money with your mouth is or maybe not mouth Hey Carl I've been a regular voice mailer for a little while now and I just gotta let you know, man I'm not gonna be able to do it anymore because uh, you and my girlfriend we're getting an apartment together I'm gonna be you know fucking the shit out of her all the time so I'm gonna be able to call in anymore sorry about that man so that's a very funny voice bye well this you making fun of

Matt Lewinsky the podcast hit man because he said I can't listen to Shamest for you anymore Carl my girlfriend out getting very serious Boy all right, well hey that was fun Right everyone had a lot of fun today, right? Is that what podcasters say like that was a lot of fun? You know I learned so much. Yeah, it was a great time. We all had a great time. Vick you were great. Thanks for coming on I hate this this is my sincere voice. That was great guys So much. Yeah, it was a great time. We all had a great time. Vick, you were great. Thanks for coming on. I hate this. This is my sincere voice.

That was great, guys. Everyone had a great time. That was a lot of fun. Yeah, no one likes this part of the show. You guys should all just kill yourself. Nailed it. Nailed it. All right.

Check out thecreepoff.com. Vote for your buddy, Carl. You know what I like about that show? What do you like about that show? It's like 30 minutes. It is. I know. This show, how long have you had a pee?

45 minutes. I know we did. Easily. We're just like, what's standing there doing the piss dance? Listen to you, you're just vicking voicemails. I've been wanting it. Why don't you just get to these fucking voicemails? I want to take those two empty,

mickle-o-bultar bottles and just box your ears. I'm gonna call you. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, fuck me. I want to take those two empty Michelub ultraviolet just box your ears Fuck me alright well we should probably call today that shouldn't we by kids by y'all Look at me dumb contin't continue everywhere. There I go. I'm just don't cut things. Okay. That's probably gonna end up on the show somewhere. I just don't cut to everything up.

I'm paraphrasing when she said something like that. Yeah. Hey, Carl, how'd we do? Was that good? Was that good? Was that good, Carl? Was that funny today? Was I funny today? Do you think that people liked me? you