Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep204 - Simple Blasphemy

Episode Date: May 3, 2020

This week we review a show featuring three guys who waste Kyle Gass's time. If you like the clips we played, I think they have a Patreon where you can support them. I'm pretty sure. Jen joins the show this week to discuss using visual content on a podcast, after parties, Stuttering John having his internet disconnected, Doug from GTGM doing interviews for some reason, Alex Jones losing his mind for reelz this time, Bob Saget's bad podcast idea, and everyone's love for u/faubalicious! Support: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello, Rubber Dix and Couser Roos. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that tells you to get fucked and means it. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week easily, the most popular female on the show, it's Jen from the Jiggle department. Gosh, thanks. That's high accolades. Welcome back to the show, Jen. Please go to Who Are These.

kind of get our email address, voice mail number, link to our server, link to the Discord server, link to our merchandise and link to our Patreon feature and link to who are these.com. We get our email address, voice mail number, link to our server, link to the Discord server, link to our merchandise and link to our Patreon featuring a new bonus episode every single month. Also, if you're listening to this on the day

that this show drops, which is Sunday, May 3rd, go to theicetops.com. We'll be streaming a live show. We've rescheduled our show. Live show at 7 p.m. Eastern time on May 3rd. And I guess the video will be there forever. So I just go watch it. Sure, whatever.

Whenever you want to. That'll be streaming on YouTube. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on iTunes and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called Simple Blast for me. This is a suggestion that came in from our buddy, Jody B from the PoBoy's podcast. We have both listened to the show separately.

We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show with three hosts. They are Zach, Andy, and Zach. Yeah. Zach Ward is the Zach without a C. And then Zach with a C has picktails? Have you, did you look these guys up at all?

Well, I did. I had to look them up because I was like, this is the most visual podcast I've ever heard. Everything was a visual reference. So I had to get on and see if they had a visual podcast. They're literally holding up pictures in their Zoom meeting and discussing them. I'm doing better, aren't I? Thank you.

It's a lot of work. It's a lot of work and doing it. So I did see that yes, this is something that you should watch, not just listen to. No. If you want to. I totally disagree with that. You should not watch or listen to the show.

Wow. Technicality. What do you think the reason that this show exists? Like what's their purpose? That's a good question. I could not tell you. I have the answer. Oh, you do.

Okay. I know why this show exists. And this show exists in order for you to give them money on Patreon. It's all they talk about. At the very beginning of the show, they have this. As this episode of Simple Blastomy is loading, it is brought to you by our Patreons. Keep us commercial free and join our Patreon today. Patreon.com

slash Simple Blast for me. And I'm sorry that's the most obnoxious sound you've ever heard. It's how every episode starts off. I clipped that too because of the sound. It's difficult to listen to almost blew my ear drums out. It almost made me cry. I don't know why they start off the show. It's like they're daring you to listen to their show. It was terrible because I had the volume on my earbuds up.

Yeah. Pretty high when it... Yeah, because you usually listen to things that you enjoy that are pleasurable. Right. I was so angry when I started listening to this, there's no way they were gonna recover. And they didn't. And they didn't. And they certainly didn't. So so they start off by saying this show is brought to you by our patreon help keep us commercial free that was a commercial you fucking numb nuts your entire show it's a commercial for your

patreon you're not commercial free and I hate this thing where these podcasters think listen we're independent if you support us we'll be commercial free you couldn't get a sponsor if you're left dependent on it. You have no listeners. That's how that works. Spongebob don't care about your podcast. You reach no one. Spongebob doesn't advertise.

Wanna reach people. That's why they sponsor or advertise on something. I'm just gonna play a bunch of clips of them talking about subscribing. Before we introduce our special guest, all the info on the show and cleaning episodes guests in our patreon can be fun at simplevastvy.com. And if you're new here, please consider subscribing. Alright, so right after they already said, please subscribe, they come on the show and they

say, please subscribe. And then they do it again. Folks, we appreciate it. Share this video and we're subscribed to this other than that. Let's get to know Max a little better. So I listened to the most recent episode as with this guy Max, who's a nobody, I guess he plays guitar or something, Ajonals.

And before they even talk to him, they have to bring up subscribing and Patreon 15 times. Here is once again teasing the Patreon only bonus portion of the show. Max, I'm going to ask you four fast and easy questions that always go quickly. And there will be an after show, live show folks for Patreon Zonely. So, say it up to today for his little one dollar. I will not. This is something they talk about throughout the show. We're gonna have after this they call it an after show, they call it an after party, they call it multiple things, but it's some after show that's for Patreon's only and for as little as a dollar, Jen, you can see this show. Now, you've already

listened to or watched 45 minutes of nonsense. Right. That it's impossible to keep your attention. I was going for minutes at a time where I realized that I was just daydreaming. I stopped listening to these guys. What's going on right now? I had the same experience. Right. Because it's nothing compelling or interesting about it. But the whole point of the show is to say, give us a dollar so you can hear the rest of the show. Dude, I want a dollar from you. I'm not giving you a fucking dollar.

You give me a dollar. This is, again, later on in the show, the guy goes, oh shit, we're getting tons of people supporting us on Patreon. We got to give a shout out to that. Well, hey, really quickly before I do go too far, because I forgot to do this earlier, we want to thank, um, we've had a lot of Patreons just jump on board in the last couple weeks, so we do want to give a shout out to, uh, I just paused it. He said we have a lot of Patreons, well, he said Patreons, which is not whatever. We have a lot of patrons that supported us in the last month.

How many do you think a lot is? Let's find out. Kelsey, Ryan, Lisa, and Joseph, for all. I'm Dea's like a cocktail for you. For all that came, they were, they came on to be in patrons for the show. This month. So, so yeah thanks guys thank you for haha that's for people supporting the show this month that's less than I thought would be

and that's probably four dollars now patreon takes eight percent of that so you're talking about these guys are jumping up and out about three3.50. They have to stop their show in the middle of an interview and explain that there's people supporting them on Patreon. I'm sorry, I'm hogging this whole thing. I have a million more clips. What do you have, John? What do you have a cut to the sons of the show for you? I do, actually. Eight. Eight. The beer-wedding gig?

No. I don't think it. Do a name. The name. The name. The name gig. No, I'm thinking of the name gig, but please tell me about the beer wedding, too.

That was right before Kyle Gaspan. We had Kyle Gas's Falcon. There was part where I was in the wilderness. We were locked in the wilderness. It didn't matter where I stopped that clip. So I just stopped in the middle of the sentence. That's what that podcast meant to me. It didn't make any sense stopped that clip, so I just stopped it in the middle of the sentence. That's what that podcast meant to me. It didn't make any sense.

It sounded like shit. I listened to the one with Kyle Gas. Yeah, so I did too. And this is the Kyle Gas band. This is their big get. And Kyle Gas is the other half of Tenecious D. Right. Who I enjoy.

Well, I enjoy them too. And I think Kyle Gas is the more obviously the more talented of the duo That is tenacious D Musically Yeah, musically and also just He doesn't give me douche chills every time I see him perform. No, so I actually enjoy Kyle Gas I did too. I like the movies I've seen him in. Believe it or not. Fair enough. But yes, this is their terrible interviewing somebody and it's an interview style show.

Style. They're style. It's terrible. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Here's the... So I listen to the most recent episode with this guy, Max. And they trip right out of the gate. The host asks Max a question or introduces him. And the other host immediately interrupts and talks over him. There's a lot of people talking over each other on this show. Max, well, fine saying is our special guest. Max, how are you?

Oh my god. How are you? Oh my god? Yeah, how important to see that you called him Maxwell Feinstein Think I goes Max. Well, how are you and you like I go? I got it right now to just finally introduced the guy and you're talking about patreon for five minutes And you say how are you and the other guy immediately drops here's another example of them Just talking over each other and this happens on podcasts, especially when you're not in the same area. Of course.

You can see what people are doing. But eventually, if two people are talking at the same time, one of them stops. Not these assholes. I, I, I can see you. It's you and I. I've heard you've heard me. I've heard you've heard you've heard you've heard you've heard you've heard. I've heard you've heard you've heard you've heard you've heard you've heard you've

heard you've heard you've heard you've heard you've heard you've heard you've heard. I know. I know. I know. I know. I can see you. I think. But they can see each other. They have. I know. I know. I can see that I'm too unfortunately. There's no excuse for it.

It was insane. Yep. So whenever they have a guest on, they ask them four questions. Okay. I didn't realize I did this every time. They do. Oh, great. And those questions are, if you could have one super power, what would it be?

What age do you consider old? If you could have a celebrity hall pass who would it be for and what's the worst job you ever had? Those are the four questions they've decided they're so fascinating that they have to read them every time somebody comes on and I actually have an example of them asking the Kyle Gasband one of these questions. Who is your celebrity hall pass? John, let's go for you first.

Mm, I'm gonna go with his glasses. God, I don't know. Do you have a celebrity hall pass? I'm gonna go last. I wanna see if I get inspired by these guys. I want to get to fast questions. I don't really need a brain off. I'm not really.

Yeah, I've tried to lead a polyamorous lifestyle. It's not very successful. I'm trying. First of all, what is a celebrity haul pass? So I guess that means that if you're in a relationship, you could have sex with a single person if you get a chance to, and the person you're in a relationship with can't be mad about it. Okay.

I did not know what that was anyway. It's stupid. Yeah. It's a ridiculous premise, and it's a terrible question. It was a terrible question, and it was also another visual joke about some guy's glasses. I can't see your glasses. Yeah. Who's wearing glasses?

I don't know. Yeah, they're stupid. There's a lot of things that they talk about that are more visual. At some point, the guy mentions that he's getting old and he can't even feel his arm any more when he wakes up. And then he starts to explain where in his arm it hurts and where it's aching. And so the guy says, not everybody's watching this. We do have a lot of people that listen to just the audio version.

Can you describe a little bit better? What part of your body and where does it ache? For some reason mine. Well those always are, I don't know what they say, hey listen. All run, come here, all run. These are whittless fools. They are not quick on their feet. They're not interesting to listen to. The guy tries to set them up for a joke and the one guy yells genitals. Some stupid number. He goes, oh yeah, I got a joke for the, I don't know. I don't know. I got not that.

But they're also adj lords and I want to point this out because when they ask this Max guy about the celebrity hall pass thing, okay. He comes up with Martha Stewart, and which was quick, listen to the response he gets from one of the hosts. Max, while speaking of boobies, who is your celebrity hall pass?

Question number. Martha Stewart. Fuck yeah, face fuck that bitch. I mean. Oh. Face fuck that bitch. Martha Stewart. You're gonna face fuck Martha Stewart.

Is that your joke? Speaking of jokes. This is a doozy. All right, this is great. They are talking about this. Are you familiar with cut go knives? It's a pyramid scheme where you have to go door to door and sell these knives and it's one

of these multi-level marketing companies. Yes, Ed, I appreciate that. You're learning, that's very good. The guy talks about, because they're talking about their worst jobs, one of the questions. And the guy talks about how we had to sell knives for cut-code knives. And one of the hosts goes, oh, I have a joke for this. Listen to how long it takes him to get to the punchline. There was a point in time where I think I did call because I was looking for a part-time job or something.

And you know the knife people and the vacuum cleaner, Greg, come on, Greg Brown, I know's in the chat. He was doing the curvy backroom short minute. Maybe a lot of money actually. Sorry, just more of your shit. So I actually did the cut coat thing. I went to the cut coat thing and I talked to him ever it was and they're trying to do the setup thing.

And I ended up just quitting before I even started, mainly because I just couldn't cut it. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. He's even mentioning people in the chat room. He's like, oh, I know this guy went ahead and job similar to that. Yeah, I don't have time. I don't get high for me, buddy. I see you. Just get to your fucking punchline. You couldn't cut it. We got it. We get the fucking joke.

These guys are fucking terrible. I'm disappointed in them. I'm disappointed in the internet again, allowing people to podcast, who have no business podcasting, they have a YouTube channel, dozens of people have seen it, it's ridiculous. Who are these guys? Nobody. They're not in a band or anything.

Oh, they're in a band. In fact, somebody sent me, I think, so Doug from whose right was gonna be on the show this week, he had a back out, but he sent me a link to, I think it's Andy, his band, I think somebody posted in our discord too. I gave it a quick lesson. I don't know.

I mean, it's not like a band you've heard of will ever hear of. All right. I was just wondering who these fucking guys are. Yeah. Who do they think they are? That's a really good question. Although one of the guys has a brilliant idea because they are. Yeah. That's a good thing. They think they are. That's a really good question, although. One of the guys has a brilliant idea because they are all musicians, I believe.

Okay. One of the guys has a great idea and I believe he's challenging me in this clip. I will score your amateur court. Seriously, that's f**k. Brilliant. I would do that. Like, I feel like a lot of- I want to hear another podcast or a reviewer of podcasts actually come up with something

like that kind of idea. That originality is just unheard of. You want to hear a reviewer of podcasts come with a better idea than scoring porn. I have one. It's called the Peapod. Ha ha ha. I have a podcast with Kay and Doug where we record ourselves pissing.

And Jen, do you know what's money we've made on that podcast so far? How much? $34 and $23 cents. Wow. Since April 8th, we've had over 3500 plays. And please keep going to Anchor.fm slash ppod and Checking out the ppod podcast because every time you listen and download we make bank and it's very important to us that we make as much money Pissing as possible. Yeah, you're raking it in

We kind of are I mean that's that's big bucks right there 3423. I mean for that kind of are. I mean, that's, that's big box right there. 34, 23. I mean, for that kind of content. I got fuck you money at this point. That's pretty amazing. Yeah. There's a part in this episode where these guys won me over. They're talking about a story where a guy buys an ice cream truck and is selling cocktails out of it. So it's like an adult ice cream truck. And he's driving around and they say, well, you wouldn't have the Mr. Softy music playing if you had an adult ice cream truck. What song would you have? As if you had an adult ice cream truck,

what type of music would it be playing as it's rolling down the street? It's not the same. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did it? Did rendation of the HIV song. Oh, couple weed references in there. Okay. I'm sorry to like these guys are talking about Wayne waving my dick in the wind. And then they go on to talk about Wayne for three or four minutes straight.

And this is the part where there's a reason why people who aren't into Wayne will never even try because Ween fans suck at explaining why Ween is good. Yes. And I used to think of it like, oh yeah, they're like three or four good songs and then like 12 bad songs. No, if you listen to them in the right state of mind, if you listen to them in the right, um... Yeah. the right um yeah well I did this has been my quarantine band uh-huh this is the problem with wean fans they're all such douchebags like you you got to understand

the way that you listen to wean is I was at Dick's show and he said you went to a wean cancer and I said yeah I said why do you like wean you know my answer was they're right good songs I like their songs that's the answer do you like Queen? You know what my answer was? They write good songs. I like their songs. That's the answer. Do you know how the fucking go to a deep philosophical discussion around your state of mind? And you gotta listen to White Pepper's fifth song on the 3 o'clock hour? It's just, they just write good songs.

It's just good. They do. People enjoy it. And you're right, wean fans are annoying. Oh, they're the fucking worst people. They really are. You've been to a couple of Ween characters. I sure have.

That's why I know firsthand how annoying they can be. They are the worst people. I'm not there to hear you sing the Ween song. They just scream the song. And you scream the right in your ear. All right, what else you got on these guys? Well, getting back to our Kyle Gasband episode. I have another example of a terrible joke,

which is number two. My name is Zach Warden I have here with me always andies. Zach your hat looks like a condom. There's two terrible jokes there so Zach Ward likes to add an ass at the end of everybody's name. So he calls Andy andies. Why? It's name. So he calls Andy, Andy's. Why? It's hilarious. What do you mean why? I didn't get the joke. You weren't rolling on the floor laughing. I wasn't I wasn't rolling. Okay, well to each their own I suppose. Speaking of jokes, their guest talks about what he does when he ejaculates. And one of the hosts loses his mind over this. You're going to hear him.

You would think that he was front row at Bill Burr, the way that this guy is fucking laughing. And then the other guy tries to sweeten it. And I want to dissect this tag that he has. Maxwell, you look like the Roman user. I'm a Wyatt lover. You're a quiet lover. I giggle when I come. Like a god damn oompa lover.

Huh? I giggle when I come and the guy fucking loses mind that's the funniest thing he's ever heard. I'm a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little bit like a little Oopalupas are serious as shit. They're sinister. They're all about business. They got business to do and they're gonna get it done. They're not fucking giggling or coming. I don't know what this guy's talking about. Maybe he doesn't know what an Oopalupa is. Maybe he's seen Oopalupa porn that I'm just not privy to. Oh yeah. Is that possible?

Maybe, who knows? It's kind of exas right? Sure. Now I kind of want to Google it. All right, we'll be back. So this, this giggle guy gets into a big giggle fit. And of course, that turns into more discussion around Patreon and the after show and the after party and the after party show.

And you got to give us a dollars. You can hear another 10 minutes. Let us talk about nonsense. Patrons come to our Patreon after show and He will get a Patreon and make his nipple rings You're not selling me out of guys. Oh man. I know you want to sell patreon really bad It's not working. This is going back to archival gas band episode again right at the beginning promoting Patreon. Patreon.com slash simple blast for me. If you sign up for one dollar There's one dollar five dollar ten dollar or something. It doesn't matter. Whatever the fuck you want. Yep. You get all the same

benefits for this whether it's a dollar or it's ten bucks. It just helps us the same benefits for this, whether it's a dollar or it's ten bucks, it just helps us produce this show. They have six different tiers. Did you go to their page? No. They have six different tiers that you can purchase. One dollar, three dollars, five dollars, ten, fifteen, eighty. I don't even know. I didn't look either. All of them get you this exact same thing. All of them get you the same thing. It's being able to watch a YouTube video that is more rambling with a guess you've never heard of. And they say, you need to support our show because it helps us produce.

If you give us a dollar, it helps us produce the show. They're production is shit. Does a dollar buy wit? Does a dollar buy a good show format? Like what are you, what am I doing to help you produce your show? Because you seem like losers who are losing money on it and are doing it anyway. I'm not sure that there's, you know guys,

I don't have to be here making this terrible podcast. I have better things to do. Yeah, obviously don't. Obviously. Well, they're not gagan out right now. That's for sure. No, they're not. Unfortunately.

I am tomorrow. Yes. The iceatops.com. Check us out as we're streaming live. We're going to the world. She got a super chat out there. Maybe we'll take some requests. This is more talking about Patreon and we're going to hear Kyle Gaspan, but you

got to stick around and support our Patrons. You can hear even more Kyle Gaspan. After the show is done, I'm sure you're a patron, we have a little bit of an after hours after the show. If you're not, go for a podcast. So there's an after hours, I've heard after party, I've heard after show. And when it gets to the end of the episode, there's more promoting the after show. We're gonna have a little bit of an after show party if you guys are willing to do so on a Patreon-only situation

where anybody that's in the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... And no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, is and he's very, very talented. These guys are making him sit on a YouTube video that 10 people are watching. Maybe 12. They don't say how many patrons they have like you can hide that when you sign up for patreon, but it does say

that they're 22% of their way to their goal and Their goal is to have 50 people support them. That means there's 11 people who are supporting their Patreon. I'm just doing the quick math, just the back of the napkin math here on this one. I'm thinking they have like 11 people who support their show, and they're making Kyle Gas do a YouTube video

for those 11 fucking people. It's rude. It's insane. It's insane. This guy's been in movies. Why is he doing this show, I wonder? That's a great question. And you could ask him that if you sign up for their Patreon. John, Mike, Hank tight.

We're gonna end this thing, but Hank tight. And then I'll give you a little bit of what we're doing, folks, if you want to join the after party, just go to patreon.com slash simple blasphemy. It's only as little as $1. We're going to hang out for a couple minutes and feel the couple more questions that Andy and I have. For a dollar, we could have been on there asking Kyle Gas why are you doing this show? That would have been worth it. You should have done that. That would have been worth the dollar. If I had a time machine, Jen, should have fucking done that.

I don't know about this show. I don't think I've followed you to get subscribed to them. I real quick, before you get into the earth thing, I want to transition back to you. Doug from Who's Right Put Together is super cut. This is all the times they say Patreon. Just on this one episode.

Patreons. Join our Patreon today patreon.com slash simple blast for me Patreon patreon patreon only situation patreon.com slash simple blast for me, but John you're on that patreon life Just go to patreon.com slash simple blast me. It's only as little as one dollar and we will see you at the Patriot. I Promise you you will not see me at your patreon. I promise you that good

But then is the only purpose of the show is to talk about the fact that they have a patreon. I know I Listened it's not working. No, it's not. What else did you pick up on, Jen? Well, it's a very visual podcast, the way they speak. But even once I got on there to see what they were talking about, I still couldn't see it. Right. So, six. All right. Kyle's over at my Kyle's house. You let him use that couch? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Why am I in Santa's area? What's wrong with me? I'm just

it's a beautiful that is a specimen. It's it's a rosewood. Oh no, Andrew has a black light in his camera. I couldn't see that couch even when I went to go look at the couch. Who cares? I know who gets a shit. I didn't have have anything prepared for this conversation. No. Except for their four questions they ask everybody. It's really. It's a hang podcast and I know how you feel about those and I feel the same way. Yes. They stink. Um, so getting back to those four questions that they ask, they ask the Kyle Gaspan one of those questions. What age do you consider old? Oh man, that is a good question. That is not a good question. the Kyle Gasband, one of those questions. What age do you consider old?

Oh, man, that is a good question. That is not a good question! It's not a good question. All right, the guy tries to tell a joke to Kyle. Now, he's talking about the fact when they asked him about his worst job, he was a security guard at Universal Studios. And he's telling this story.

So one of the hosts, I don't know if it's Zach or Andy's. It's his carers. Or Zach. I can't tell the difference. One of the hosts decides, oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna jam a little bit about how fat he is. And let's see, let's see how that goes over. And Kyle Gashto is credit gives him nothing.

It's, this is so great. I rubble in this type of clip because here's a podcaster thinking these bodies of this guy were built up or a poor. He gets nothing and he immediately regrets it. You can tell. Was it your physique that got you the security jobs? They needed people. You know.

Uh-oh. I guess my fat joke didn't go real well. and you're... They need it people. You know. Oh. Uh-oh. I guess my, your fat joke didn't go over well. Yeah, I guess it didn't, dummy. Hellgas doesn't feed and be told that he's fat by a guy who gets 17 fucking viewers on their YouTube videos featuring a celebrity. Yikes. Fucking idiot.

Speaking of terrible jokes, he tries another really bad joke with Kyle Gas. They're talking about Kyle Gas is talking about John Carpenter and he's not really into horror movies, but he appreciates some of the other stuff he's done. I know what you're gonna do. Yeah, this is garbage. I did. But you said you're not a fan of horror movies? I'm not a fan of horror movies now. What was all that point star stuff? Horror. Horror. Gotcha.

Horror. Horror. The other guy's tried to help him out with that one, the other host, like, yeah, no, I got your joke, dude. Right. Not horror, but horror. That's terrible. It's embarrassing.

It's not a joke, really. It's not a joke. It's not a joke. And the other thing that you want to do when you're interviewing a celebrity Because I'm taking my cues now from these retards is you want to talk about yourself This is actually stunnery jod ask This part where the guy goes. Yeah, I know that you're in tenacious d. But uh All right, what do Andy here is in a band and they do some crazy shit Andy tell him about it

This is a little bit log, but this is Andy explaining how amazing his band is and how wacky they are. I will have to say Andy and his band really does do different things, like themes that are pretty amazing. I almost wish I had pictures of it now, but. We win is the dude and the nihilists with the big scissors.

And so when we walked out on stage like, because my friend Ben would have been a way better dude. He looks way more like the dude than I do, but they didn't have the size morph suit for me. It was morph suit so I ended up having to be the dude and they chased me out of the back room with scissors. No, the good one of the city. No, the one that you guys actually did the Superman.

Oh yeah, we did the Kryptonians. Yeah, I was talking, yeah, I was General Zod. Oh, fucking cares. You're talking to Kyle Gas. You're explaining your band the place of front of 70 people and you're going through every scenario. And this one time we did this cover song, you should have been there, man. It was so good. People were plotting after it.

You're embarrassing yourself. I hated this podcast. And it's one thing if you embarrass yourself and you're in a supermarket or you're at work and some people see it and you're like, ah shit It's another thing if you put it out the internet and promote it and tell me able to give you money for it You're embarrassing yourself Did you hear the white snake joke? I

Remember the mentioning white snake, but I don't remember what the joke was. I've its own doubt All right, I'm gonna play it for you. Okay. Tell me what the white snake joke is because again, these ass hats can't stop from talking over each other. That's worse than opening up for white snake and not even getting the yellow sign. When I was like, I wanna set up like, what was the joke, Chad? Did you catch that?

I couldn't understand what they said. Did you catch that at all? I heard the set up. That's worse than opening for white snake. I, I think I only really heard that because I actually like white snake. That was the one time your ears parked up. Oh, that was a micr. Never mind.

Boy, more after party talk. We are going to move this to the after party on Patreon, so log into Patreon. And we will see you in about five minutes or so. Sweet! You know guys I'm just gonna throw this out there. If you want people to pay to watch the end of your show, make the first part of the show interesting or entertaining. Anything would be good. Yeah. You know what I love about this podcast? What? When they talk about pictures.

Oh, good. Let's talk about that. So here's the last photograph. This photograph isn't really about the Kyle Gas Band, but it really, in my opinion, would love to have a little bit of explanation. It has you guys in it. So here we go. Oh, my God.

Is it Chris Nova Selik? It is Chris Nova Sel we go. Oh my God. Is it Chris Nova Selic? It is Chris Nova Selic. Oh my God. Amazing. Now we know that other guy is but you're incredible at photo. You're totally right. I want to see the picture. You don't. Basically, with these num-nots, I understand is that Kyle gas is a celebrity. He's in a pick with Dave Grohl Yeah, and they're all excited and that's why they make the joke. Oh is that Chris nobisellic so

Dave Grohl Has been in tenacious D videos they've been in his videos They're friendly with each other. He was in the movie, what's he doing? He's in the movie, he plays the devil. Yeah. So they're like, whoa, look at this picture I found. You're hanging out with Dave Krohl and Kyle Guest. Like literally, he says like, yeah, yeah,

I know, I'm friends with that guy. They're like, whoa, that's cool. Okay. Yeah. You guys, that's stupid. That's like, there's fucking movies and videos with this. This is not something you've on unearthed, or uncovered, detective dipshit.

So I didn't see the picture. So for all I know. I didn't see it here. I'm just assuming. Okay. I'm just making shit off. I think that's what I was. Face out the context of the conversation.

You're even vincin' I thought you were for real. Yeah. I'm like vincin' Yeah. You're on a Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts? It gives money Do it now right now? I can't I don't have any money. Okay, fair enough Anything else you want to play from this podcast?

I see you have the sweet potato fries bit on here. I have that as well. Yeah, you can just play that So this is interesting because It's the opposite of it you're sick, but You have the sweet potato fries bit on here. I had that as well. Yeah, you can just play that. So this is interesting because it's the opposite of it. You're sick, but... God, by the way, why am I saying this is interesting? What are you talking about? They're, for some reason, they open up the interview, super awkward, asking Kyle Gas where he likes to get

chicken wings. Yeah. What's your place to buy chicken wings? These guys are in Toledo, Ohio. I'm guessing Kyle Gas lives in LA, Hollywood, somewhere around there. They're like, where do you go to get chicken wings? Like, what do you want the answer for that to be?

What do you think that's gonna be? So CalGas is, I'm actually eating sweet potato fries. It's like six o'clock. What time zone are you guys in? Cause it's bedtime. It's not the hour zone. Oh, we're not that bad. We're in the middle.

Are you some chicken wings? Yeah. Do you have a preferred chicken wing place? Next to sweet potato fries. Well, sweet potato fries that I should mom out. Now, do you guys with your sweet potato fries have that zesty like, like, what does it mayo that usually comes on it? I don't care.

This is right out of the gate, the questions they're asking the Kyle Gasband. I know. What condiment do you like with your sweet potato fries? We're on pins and needles over here. We can't wait to find out the answer. And by all means, eat while you're on the podcast. And this is how the show started. I know.

And the whole pitch is, don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon so you can hear the rest of our Q&A session with Kyle Gas. If you weren't excited about what he's dipping a sweet potato fries in, I don't know who you are because this is going to get even more compelling. At one point in the show that I listened to the most recent show, now Jodie B from Popeyes is the guy who suggested this. He actually suggested it a while back and then suggested it again because he feels very strong that we should be reviewing this podcast. He feels it's not very good. But that all of a sudden I heard him reference on the show and I'm like, wait a second, what's going, am I being had? Hold on.

So, next article is coming in from... I don't know where this is. Is it from Jody B? Yeah. So I heard that and then they don't say anything else about it. I'm like wait a second It's Jody B have like a connection with these guys is he What's he up to what is his angle and then at the end of their show I hear this We have had now multiple sources Andy and myself have been informed that our podcast next Sunday is going to be on

We have been barred for death. We are going to be under review from a podcast called Who Are These fuck about who these punk is sir. What? So. So this seems like a whole elaborate setup to get me to talk about them. I think Jody's got some kind of angle. We're going to get Jody out of the sack about that. But before I do that, I did pull this ISO. I wish that these assholes wouldn't talk over each other because this would be a great ISO for our show. But he is a fuck about who these podcasts are. That is that is the point.

That's pretty good. That is the point. But I will say this, they have a good sense of humor about this already. We are honored. No, yeah, let's do it. No, that's real. Well, we don't have anything to do with it. I can't believe that we were picked.

Yeah, right? So, are we choosing us? Well, we don't have anything to do. Well, I can't believe that we were picked. Yeah, right? So are for choosing us. Our Kyle Gas episode, which out of every episode we've ever done. I thought it was the best one. I thought that was the best one we did. Dude, you should have said that. That was your best episode. Talking about one type of cognitive,

the length of the sweet potato fries. Talking about Andy's band, calling him fat. That was your that was your best episode. Well, that was terrible. That's what he says. I'd have to believe him because I haven't listened any of the other ones. So I do appreciate that. They haven't got such a humor about this already, which is great.

We always appreciate that. And they bring up Jody B yet again because they they've chosen us a person named the fucking coals baby Paul is out of whatever whatever bag that they can defender honor so Jody B hmm Why what's your connection with this podcast buddy?

Are you talking to me now? I am. Ha ha ha. So it's long story short, there's a person who's a friend of ours who kind of dipped out of our circle to go and perform for these simps. And I don't know, it was a little, to me, a little heartful because it's like we're trying to make you a star.

You know, you're sitting here trying to show you titties and all this, we're trying to make you an interesting person and then she ditched everybody, no goodbye, no thanks. And just now she does once a month of parents on this show. That's the only reason I found out about it. Oh, look, you've been over there. And so now- This is out of lover's scoring.

You have been there. This chick left you to go hang out with these guys, and that's why you have this vendetta. Let me, let me explain one step further. It's not just me. No, I think I got it. I think I got it figured out. No, I think I got it.

All right, not to go ahead, buddy. So, I'm not, I don't speak to anybody from the show. I'm not familiar really. There's a middleman Dave, he's a friend of mine. Dave, Dave, I'm a tall Zach that they were going to be under review. Send an email and said, hey, by the way, I think they're going to do your show and the response was what? Dot, dot, dot, that's it. So maybe they did some research. I don't know. Gotcha. So they probably listened to our teaser part or someone sent that to him and heard that

I said, Jody B suggested this. That's it. I would not have been aware of the show had it not been for her, but I've listened to a few episodes because I, you know, I try not to be too hateful right out the gate. I like to give you a couple, but I gave them a solid three and this is one of the worst shows I've ever heard. You mentioned that. You think this is the worst show you've ever heard. Do you want to elaborate on that at all? The combination of like pompousness, like who

these guys think they are kind of attitude that you guys pointed out is interesting to me. I don't like shows where people drink. Like out of everything I've learned from you through your hatred of other podcasts, it's alcohol and podcasts really don't mix. Yeah, the one guy gets through that gaggle fit and they're like, what the fuck are you drinking over there? He's like pounding drinks. Right. And so it's like, I understand having a couple, but guys, you're getting a shit face.

If we're not drunk, nobody wants to listen to drunk people. Like, I've never sat alone by myself and said, Oh, what do you hear some drunk people talk for a while? Right. So it's interesting to me that, you know, they find it humorous enough to do it. And then to have Patreon where they say the after show, come watch the after show. I'm like, what the fuck is the after show like? Yeah.

This is terrible. Yeah. like, what the fuck is the after show like? Yeah. He means this is terrible. Yeah. So that's the part. Do you think that I am correct in saying that they have about 11 supporters? What's your estimation on that? I have inside information. Oh, good. I hope you would. Yeah. It's around 16. It's around 16. Give or take eight. It's like 16 people!

Patreon is such a weird thing because if they popped up and now these guys, they really put the carpet for the horse. It's like, what the fuck? I don't have one because I would get more offended at having 10 patrons than I would have a zero patrons. Oh, I mean, when I started my Patreon, I did not allow people to see how many people were supporting or how much money we were making because it's embarrassing. Yeah.

For a while. And telling you finally build something up, they're like, okay, I guess I can let people know that it's semi-popular. But up to that point, the fact that they hide it, but also show how far they are along to their goal is... Stupid. far they are along to their goal is stupid. I'm assuming what was a 22% their goal is probably $85 maybe. So I guess they'd be almost there. Great. Jody B, I have a very important question for you. Are you a boner guy?

I stay hard. All right. Jody B, plug out, PoB Voice Podcast real quick. Google PoB Voice Podcast, that's it. I'm the only one. That's the one piece of advice I can offer to any podcaster is, you know, don't use the same name as a thousand other people. That's a helpful thing.

Also, during the toilet paper pandemic, go to www.biobeda.com use promo code PoBoys you get 10% off All your bidet ass washing needs. This is the year of the bidet 2020 is the year of the bidet It's been murdering so not too hard, but it's been great So guys, thank you so much, and I'm sorry to put you through this. I called it an audio abortion and I stand by that Well, I'm excited that you're able to. I called it an audio abortion and I stand by that. Well, I'm excited that you're able to come on the show and you sounded fantastic this time.

Yeah, fuck you hit man, take that. All right, thanks buddy. Buddy. All right, good to talk to our buddy, Jody B, who has always helped out in the show. I feel you, don't you feel you? Yeah, this was all just to get back at them for taking his girl. Hmm.

I had a feeling once I said a listen to the show. I mean, what's this guy's anguish? Mentioned a twice to me. He feels very strongly. This is the worst podcast. It's not good But it's not like the worst pie. It's not like Patrick Michael level bad Well, I feel used and I also feel pissed because then I had to listen to the podcast Right. Well, that's actually Doug from whose rights fall. You should be pissed to dog about that. I'm pissed to dog too. Jen, you're from the Jingle's department.

One of the people who work for you. I don't know where PJ's been lately. Have you called him? Is he called? Is he called and sick? What's going on with him? I don't know what's up with him. Yeah, that's not cool.

PJ, get back at it. But Doug is in your department as well. Yes. Doug reports into you and I'm really excited to say that he has sent in a love song for WATP. This is from Doug from the Jingle's department. I want to talk about Patrick Michael, Patrick Michael, Patrick Michael, Patrick Michael, W-A-T-P. And this is very exciting.

Patrick Michael and me, that we would be friends. Amazing. 100%. What's going to happen? That I would like him. Carl would like you. So yes, I do like you. Here's what I know for sure, that I would like him. They'd love me. I do like you. Here's what I know for sure.

But I would like they'd love me. I do like you. They would love me. What is going to happen? We should podcast you guys sometime. It would be a lot of fun in person. I do like you. I love what you do. I hope you continue to podcast. I'm an interesting person. I want to throw up Patrick Michael and I want to know what you're putting out. So Carl I'm grateful. I think I would like this kid to find that out. And I've never not had that same feeling I do like you. I know you don't like me and if we ever met Chomo, well come on. You're being very rude. I should be capitalizing on it. The truth is that I would like it I don't know how they found my shitty little podcast. This is very exciting. We should podcast. So Carl, I'm grateful

They got a lot more added than I did. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So yes, I do like you. The movie friends. The movie friends. The movie friends. The movie friends. That brought a tear to my eye. That is brilliant. Very well done. Wonderful. Good job, Doug. Thank you very much for putting that together.

And to Patrick Michael, I'm sorry to say that I have an Anchor Donovan podcast that has made over $34. In a couple of weeks. It's funny. I was checking out a little bit of Patrick Michael this week and I liked that he's so bored of himself he's yawning through his podcast. And of course, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me to fill the show. Yeah, that's a good point. Alex Jones is making the fucking rounds on the internet right now.

I don't know if you know when Alex Jones set out his podcast on Friday. I don't. Alright, he's losing his mind like we all are. Right. And when Alex Jones loses his mind, it's like Alex Jones level mental illness, which you can only imagine what that would be. I can. What kind of crazy thing?

This is the guy who thought the government was gonna take over and run our lives for decades, and that what's happening. Right. So you think he's fucking losing it a little bit? Sure. This is insane. Oh, please stop this. I'll admit it.

I will eat my neighbors. I'm not letting my kids die. I'm just going to be honest. My superpowers being honest. I've extrapolated this out and I won't have to for a few years as I got food and stuff, but I'm literally looking at my neighbors now and going. I'm ready to hang them up, gut them and scan them and chop them up. You know what? I'm ready. My daughters aren't starving to death. I'll eat my neighbors. See, my superpowers being honest, I'll eat your ass. I will. I'm talking about model. I'm from the self-sufficiency. Probably the leader. The point is, is if you thought about that yet, because I'm somebody that

thought I could fix this, and I'm starting to think about having to eat my neighbors. You think I like sizing up my neighbor? How I'm gonna haul him up by chain and top his ass up? I'll do it. My children aren't going hungry. I will eat your ass. That's why I want the globalist to know. I will eat your ass first. Always, always base about the globalist.

Thank you. What an offer. So the person who tweeted that clip out your ass first. Oh he's always makes it about the gloveless thing. What an offer. So the person who tweeted that clip out is his ex-wife. She doesn't have custody of these kids. She tweeted out their videos. She's like, I don't have custody of these kids. Can we please do something about this? Like how crazy is that person? Then he's the guy who won custody. He's talking about eating his neighbors. That wasn't a metaphor. No, I could tell. That wasn't a metaphor. He's like, I'm sizing them up.

I'm gonna pull them up by a chain. I'm gonna eat. Got them. Oh my god. I have this clip, this ISO, and I promise you this will stay on the board. I will eat your ass. Ha ha ha ha. Oh my god, he's looney tunes that guy.

Next time we do a hot chick podcast. Don't say shit for a ton of shit. It's not cute. I will eat your ass. I should just have my soundboard run this show. Why not? It's so much funnier. So much prettier than I can be.

I'd listen. I know. Alright. make. I'd listen. I know. Alright, awesome. I have to absolutely have to talk about Stuttering John. But before I do that, I'm going to play this week's Crunch of the Week. This came over from the podcast hitman. The Delvin Cox experience. Now Delvin Cox, you won't remember

interviewed Patrick Michael. Okay, yes, yes. Delvin Cox has on his show Doug from Good Times Great Movies. Because who doesn't want to hear that die to my interview? Wow. We got to learn more about

Doug from Good Times Great Movies. Oh, shit. So, well, I should play the jiggle. Cray movies. Oh shit. So, well I should play the jiggle. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This is all left in the show. This is amazing.

I apologize for the length of this, but this is the creditor of the week. Question number three. What is the double thing you've ever done as a kid? Now, sorry, I'm having a hard time. You're really cutting out, but I don't know if it's near you actually. Can you hear me now? Hello, man Hello This is completely froze up. Man Hello This is completely froze up

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Hello You Hello You Still there. Yeah, no, I I don't know why this is happening. Yeah, I'm still here. Yeah It's I mean, it's gotta be my internet, but it's never been this bad. It's it's never great But it's never ever been this bad before so I I am so sorry and if he keeps going whatever we can we can bail and we'll do this some other time I guess. I don't know what it's better with Skype you think? I don't know. I have no idea. I mean you seem fine now everything seems fine now everything's moving everything's working. Sorry. This will take us three hours to get past five questions

So the last thing you know was you need to hear question number three, right? No, I didn't okay So like I'm really you can sure sure you just act like you're surprised You know stop recording right no stop. I'll just keep going as long as I can yeah, all right right? Nope. I can stop. I'll just keep going as long as I can. Yeah. Alright. Question number three. Oh my gosh. What is the dumbest thing you've ever done as a kid? The beauty of that is that he repeats the question so that he can seamlessly add it in post. I know about this because I podcast and I do post-production. He could have cut all of that out and he didn't quite

Indy. I'm flabbergasted. I know. I'm sorry I had to play all of that but oh my god. It was funny. I said that I was not talking about Suttering John but at this point I am going back on that. Okay. We have to talk about Saturday, John. All right. ["Funky Music"] G-G-G-Y-E. Ha-ha-ha-ha. So, John is having a tough go at it right now. Oh, I can tell. And I want to thank our friend, Jackie Marlow, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha so that we could figure out what this guy's doing. Because I don't want John to think that I watch or listen to his show. I most certainly do not. I don't either. It's painful.

Only when I'm forced to. His show is painful. It is painful. Even when I'm told where to go in the show and what to listen to, it still puts me in a bad mood. Yeah, me too. I got pissed off. It's off-putting.

Very. So, let's start off by... This was amazing. Spectrum pissed off. It's off putting very So let's start off by this was amazing Spectrum turned off his internet service now. We already know that he had the gas shut off to his house because he stopped paying his bills Now he's got the internet gonna cut off and in Perfect John fashion. He's always got an excuse and it's everyone's fault, but has oh my god They turned off my fucking Wi-Fi. Thanks that my neighbor has his and I live close enough that I can use his I thought he was in a mansion. Did you talk about he only had this big house and you know these losers out of their parents Basement and I have this big house and I'm gonna estate mean while he's in an apartment building

Because he's sharing his neighbor's wifi. I know. He has new t-shirts out for his podcast. He has three different t-shirts. It's actually on the wheel of consequences for our show The Creep Off that Vinnie or I, if we spend that have to buy his t-shirts and wear them. Oh good.

All right, so John might sell three t-shirts. If we happen to spin that. So this is him and you watched this video. I did. Not only does he not have gas or internet, he doesn't have AC either. He lives in LA. It's like a hundred degrees in LA right now.

And this guy is sweating profusely on his YouTube show. He's greasy and he's wiping his face with his t-shirt. I saw that. That's upsetting. Yes. Beware. But he also makes sure to tell a very hack joke. Don't forget the great t-shirts we got, the Stuttering John podcast t-shirts, which is now my do-reg because it's fucking hot here in LA.

Jesus, I'm sweating more than Donald Trump at a Mexican day parade. Good one, John. Good one. You know it would be a funnier joke because if you said, I'm sweating more than Stuttering John trying to broadcast. That would be, that would be like an example

of very sweaty person, an extremely sweaty, sweaty, disgusting person. He was swabbing his face when he was a shirt. Yes. It's funny. I don't know if I said this on the podcast or if we were just talking the other day, but there was a video of him with Alisa Jordanal

from three years ago. And he was trying to get in her pants. She's way out of his league and she was berating him on her show, which is great to watch. It's up on our subreddit. I enjoyed it. But somebody pointed out in the thread, this was three years ago. John is aged 10 to 15 years and I'm not exaggerating. He's aged 10 to 15 years in the last three years. The guy is so unhealthy. I mean, he was drinking Budweiser's, I'm a gallon.

He was shugging course lights. Of course lights. Through Alta's show. And doing that thing that alcoholics do or it's like, that's water. It's just course light. Whatever, I can drink Adia these. I mean, not that I want to talk these days.

True, these days are tough. So he put out an episode that he's now taken down out the internet because he was using his neighbor's Wi-Fi. It didn't go very well. He looks like a boob. He took it off the internet. Thankfully, Jackie Marlow was able to keep this video and send it to us so that we were able to watch it and clip it. This is some of the dynamic back and forth He had KC Armstrong as a guest on the show KC Armstrong used to work on the Stern show. I know who he is. Yeah, so KC Good-looking guy. Oh, yeah, he was

fodder for a lot of Jocularity. Yes lot of jocky larity. Yes. I don't want to talk about anymore. I'm talking about jocky larity. No, no, no. This is them going back and forth on this show where John's already said he's using his neighbor's Wi-Fi.

He doesn't have reliable internet. This is a train rack and he blames it on KC. Well, all right, so turn this up. Why am I here and myself again? Why is your connection so bad? It's like it's like you. I'm out of laptop. My friend.

It's because I want to phone with you? Internet connection? What do you do wrong, John? Are you on the phone or on your computer? Are you on the computer? on your computer? Are you on the computer? This is my computer. Yeah. Yeah.

All right, so now it should work. So just put yourself on camera. When John is your tech support person, you're in trouble. Woof. This guy does not understand how anything works. I'm watching the video of this. I see the video of Casey He's in a studio. He's in a radio studio. He has a real job. I'm like John. He's a professional

So his internet's working fine. Sure. It's John who's the problem and John goes he's talking to a phone I'm I see Casey. I see his video. He's using a computer. Yeah, it's very obvious to me So John goes out of spectrum rant because his Wi-Fi got shut off or his internet service got shut off This is a longer clip will probably pause a few times as we go But I just love John's rationalizing this because as you know, it's not because he's broke. They just pay his bills. He's loaded.

Yeah. He got plenty of money. Right. He's got tons of money. It's just these weird circumstances. Just keep happening to him. I pay $75. And then my internet goes up.

No, no, it didn't go up yet. But then I hear that I owe some extra money. So I call back to inspection. I go, why do I owe extra money on it? They go, oh, because you paid on April 1st, but it didn't go through in the bank. I go, how's that possible? Yeah, how is that possible?

He says that he called Spectrum. They said, you paid on April 1st, but it didn't go through. Now, if he had paid, they would have record of him paying. If it didn't go through, there's no record of a payment. Now. So why would spectrum say you paid on April 1st and he's trying to make a scene like, I'd pay him, I'd bill his rent on time, people first.

It was an out of state. Bang. Yeah. So this is already bullshit. Already doesn't make any sense. I've got plenty of money in the bag. They go, I didn't. I know.

He goes, he goes, I paid my thing, and his immediate thought was, he didn't have enough money to pay a $75 bill. I wouldn't think that that would be the issue that I didn't have $75 in my bank account, but that's the first place his head went to. I plenty of money in the bank. John, are you that poor that you're not sure

if you can cover a $75 bill for your internet provider? Don't, don't know Do not start feeling bad for stomach jambalones somebody back guys. I'm fucking shit show This guy's a shit show. He's threatened to sue us and break my legs fuck this guy. Don't even start with me on that all right Be so sweaty. He's so sweaty, greasy. Okay. What happened? This was how you know that you're over 50. I mean, over 40, over 45. He's 54 because I gave a wrong back.

He found out number. And so they tried a couple like three times. And was the some reason I fucked up for the numbers in the middle. He pretends he's 47. He pretends he's 47. He said at multiple times he's actually 54, a quick Google search will tell you this. It's not difficult to find out.

I mean, I could look at it and tell. He looks 62. He looked old. Jackie Martin looks better than Senator John at this point. Oh, Jack. We're gonna do the Jackie. The better. So, John. Well, we'll get at the jacket, we better.

So, John is now saying that, I don't even remember, what was he just talking about? He was talking about it. He lost, I tried a lot. Because he's old, he didn't remember his bank account number. He says that he gave him a bank account. They tried it three times, spectrumed it, tried to process his payment three times.

It didn't work because he gave them the wrong number to his bank account. Yeah. Does that sound possible? No. Is he, he has his bank account number memorized, but he fucked up four digits in the middle somewhere. This just sounds like a made up story to me. He's a terrible liar.

He's a terrible liar. It's not good, I'll let's get back to it. Because remember everything with fours and his 12 numbers. So and the middle four must have been my old bank account. So it's not that he's an idiot. Oh. He just has so many bank account numbers memorized in his brain that he transposed his old bank account number in the middle of his new bank account numbers memorized in his brain that he transposed his old bank account number

in the middle of his new bank account number. This is not a rational conversation or thoughts to have. How many bank accounts do you have? Well, I don't want to get it. So, I try and get that charge reverse. The fucking guy, English dude named Gary, some with me and Gary's fucking gets on the phone and is an asshole to me. And he's like, I'm not giving you any refund that you're not gonna get any.

I go, come on dude, a bit of freaking, you know. Listen to this, he goes, this guy from spectrum is an asshole to me. Remember, John didn't pay his bill. Sure. All right, this has been established. Whatever the reason is, the bill wasn't paid. He goes, this guy's being an asshole, he won't give me a refund.

Wait a second, back up, John, what are you asking this person from spectrum to do for you? Why would you get a refund? You didn't pay your bill, right? What is he talking about? This guy, this guy's been a dick. You'll give me refund. Maybe you're asking for something that's absurd.

Maybe you're the dick in this scenario. That's just possibility. I'm sorry, we got to get through that. That's over the clips. Let's keep going. I've been accustomed for 10 years. It's ridiculous. He goes, it's not going to happen.

I go, well, get me a freaking supervisor, please. He goes, they're gonna tell you the same thing. The neck injury vest, the charge. His British accent is fine. I know. I feel like I'm talented. He's so talented. His first great teacher must have thought

he was amazing because he's so talented. And I go go all right I don't care why you wish in failure on me just get me a supervisor get the supervisor on She is worse than the English guy So I get a little argument hard it turns out that my internet service is Still in my white Name Susanna my white name Susanna. Susanna?

That made me laugh really hard. Oh, he's so stupid. He doesn't even pronounce her name correctly. He doesn't have his own internet service to his apartment. It's still in his ex-wife's name who's remarried at this point. That's how log it's fed. So now the supervise won't even talk to me unless I get my wife on the line because you're not a customer. You're yelling at these people and berating them.

You're not even a customer. They have no records of your name ever giving them a sentence. You're wife dead. So now I got to call my ex-wife. She's on the line now. She's all didn't they ask me for my past code? And I don't save any paper bills from Spectrum. So he doesn't understand what a past code is. What he's talking about is his account number. Right. Because he says, how the fuck right in my past code,

I don't have my paper bills. They wouldn't put your past code on a paper bill, you fucking nuts. Past code. He had to get his ex-wife to call Spectrum to give permission. It's like if your mom's like helping you buy something from an online catalog. So then I'm like, shit, maybe it is one of the mailbox.

Thank God there is. I get the passcode up the top of the page. Account number, you moron. Then she allowed the, my ex-wife gives me a, the okay that I authorize to use my own fucking account. Oh, you got permission from your ex-wife to get your internet service back on? That's neat. And what happens? The supervisor does not give me the fucking refund.

And within 10 minutes, my internet, that was not me, that was John, he's distracted by his phone. It's gone, Casey just texted me, I'm restarting my computer, spelled R-E capital T-A-R-T-I-B-G. You got a love of them. Ooh, the pot's calling the kind of black there, you're making fun of someone spelling,

you're making fun of grammar. Have you seen your Twitter account, John? You blocked me, but I still see it because people posted all the time in my sub-ride it because you're a fucking moron. We gotta love him. So that my internet is now gone. It's like call this a spectrum again and I go,

are you guys fucking kidding with me? So because you guys didn't like me, you decided to turn my service off. So this is how you know he's an idiot. He says, they turn his internet off because they don't like him. He thinks that a business, such as spectrum, is choosing who to do business with based on personalities. You know, this guy's a dick. I don't wanna give him the internet anymore.

Let's turn it off. That's just not how that works, John. This is a corporation. They sell their product to everyone who was willing to buy it. Dicks, Osama Bin Laden, everyone. It doesn't matter who you are as a person. And this idiot's figured out that they won't tell it to me,

because it is still like me personally. Actually, I shouldn't say that. I own a business and I wouldn't sell anything to channel on this. If you wanted a website, I'd tell them to fucking pound paint. What does that mean? I don't know. This is what happens if you listen to the channel on this all day. All right. So he has to get the life I from his neighbor. And of course, he's got great jokes because his neighbor has a

Spanish name. So I'm like, I'm dick. I can't do my podcast. I know the fucking thousands, hundreds of thousands of people who wait to hear this podcast. They are not going to get my podcast. John hundreds of thousands hundreds of thousands of people who are waiting to get your podcast. Here's the problem with that. On YouTube, it tells you how many views there are on your videos. I saw that. Everyone can see it. I don't know if you think that that's just a thing that you can see because it's your account. We can all see it. You don't have a hundred thousand people watching your videos. And I would guess maybe 50% of people who do are hate watching and something be time stamps. And the revenge of the cis guys and their fans watching and sending them time stamps because

you're a laughing stock. You're kind of the laughing stock of the internet. You're a low cow, John. Do you know what a low cow is? Fucking moron. So now I'm like freaking. Thankfully, I think of my neighbor Juan. Yep, that's right.

And he's got his own private plane, by the way, Air Force Juan. Anyway, I call Juan and I get him on the phone. I go, look, can I get your pass code to your Wi-Fi? So I have Wi-Fi for my podcast. I go, look, could I get your pass code to your Wi-Fi? So I have Wi-Fi for my podcast. No problem, Johnny. Again, accent spot on. Really well done. This guy is doing a YouTube show. He used to have a studio with Royce. He used to have a studio. He had a show that was terrible. And it's gotten so much worse. He's now in some room in his house or his apartment and he calls it the den but I can't

imagine when you have 1200 square feet that there's a den. I don't know, what am I doing? How about a real estate guy? My. My. So here's this asshole podcasting on YouTube live for superchat money from his neighbors Wi-Fi. And he decided about 23 minutes in to pull the plug on it. And there's a very specific reason why he decided to pull the plug on it. All right, fuck it. I'm going to come back and do this later because I don't want to do a bad show So I'll see you guys later. You know, they want to do a bad show. Oh my god. I got really shitty news for you, John You've done nothing but bad shows. I just almost spit to all over the place You know, I want to do a bad show, John. Yeah

Well, that's thank goodness for that Yeah. Well, that's... Thank goodness for that. Holy shit. So that was the 23 minutes that he took off the internet. Well, now in his defense, he did take it down. He did defense? Well, at least he took it down.

He's embarrassed by it. It's terrible. It is terrible. Alright, so then he starts up the show again a few hours later after the spectrum comes over, he gets his wife I work in a year. And he's talking to Casey Armstrong. And they're talking about his prank with President Trump again. Yeah. Because he talks about a few things. He talks about Howard Stern, he talks about Jay Leno, he talks about the career of J. Byros,

and he talks about Franky Trump. These are the big accomplishments in his life, right? Yes. So he's still talking about this prank call with Trump. And Casey Armstrong, who's by the way, in this interview, genuinely sweet to John. Yeah. Genuinely sweet.

Once the best for John, K.C. is a born again Christian, he's sober, he's completely changed who he used to be. He's a completely different person now. John doesn't get that, but I do. Sure. So K.C. makes the comment that, gosh, I would have thought when you had Trump on the call, you'd make a joke or something.

That would have been fun and John this is like John's kryptonis like oh shit. You don't think my Trump prank was good I was the greatest thing I ever did so then he tries to rationalize why he had the call that he had with Trump and this is amazing because he changes the story about mid sentence I was waiting for the fun joke to happen, but you know, yeah, I know a lot of people see that's the weird thing. My people think, oh, but I didn't do anything funny on the phone with him. But the truth is case, it wasn't like the only reason I called them was to ask him about

the things that I wanted to talk to him about the Supreme Court justice and immigration reform. It wasn't really why you called them. Yes. Yes. It wasn't the why you called them. Yes, yes, it wasn't the screw with them. Well, it was to prove how easy, well prove that Stuttering John could do whatever he puts his mind to.

All right. So first he says, I pranked him to get some real answers about immigration reform, which is obviously nonsense. That's not why you did this. Don't add like this political mastermind who's figuring out the real truth behind the scenes by calling in and pretending you're a son of the... So then Casey goes, well that doesn't make any sense.

No, oh yeah, no, you're right, that doesn't make any sense. I did it because I wanted to prove easy It was wait, I don't want to say that because I wanted to make it seem like it was really difficult I wanted to show that always stuttering John can pull off an amazing prank like that All right, John sure Well, we'll we'll just agree with your third reason. We'll just we'll just think that that's probably why you really did it He apologizes that he had the problem with the internet with Casey earlier. And now he's got spectrum back on.

He is able to get this going again, but he still has to address the haters out there. And this might be why he took down that video that we were talking about. I am apologized for my, you know, for my initial problem, you know, with all my internet and you could, you know, yes, my bill was paid and everything else, but I know, you know, I know all you idiots like to think that it wasn't, but no, but I had a lot of problems. All right, so we've just caught John and the Y. A very blatant lie that's easy to prove. I know you idiots want to see my bill wasn't paid. You just said it wasn't. You had an excuse for it. You gave him the wrong number. You had four digits off because you're amazing. Mense of mind.

Had your old account number memorized and you were mixing up the two. Makes zero sense. And you didn't have your pass code or your paper bill. Like we get why it wasn't paid, but it was in Susanne's name. There was a lot of reasons why it wasn't paid. But then he goes out of show, hours later it says, you guys wanna say I don't pay my bills,

you're fucking rock. Of course I pay my bills. You just told us you didn't pay your bill. You just told us that, John. Oh wow. Who do you think you're fooling? I mean, there's hundreds of thousands of people watching your show. You think some of them are going to figure this out, right? I mean, I would. When you have that many fans, so John has a thing on his show called a super chat. This is how he makes his money these days. Okay. If you give him $6.49, he will read your question on his show.

Okay. There's a guy in the super chat named Hot Carl. John thinks that this is me. Oh. It is not. It is not me. I do not spend my time on YouTube. Instead of John's super chat. I can promise you that.

Okay. But this is John thinking of me. You know, like, look at this guy, hot car, which is Carla from his fucking bad podcast. You know, Shobben Cowan did a whole show on John's kids. They didn't, but the guys, but he paid $5.49, so I'll mention it. What?

Did he say? He has to read whatever these people put in the chat. Okay. So he was talking about how Brendan Schaum from Fighter in the Kid already broke down, settling John's kids, because he was bragging about how smart his kids are. Okay.

And then Carl whoever that is was like, no, your kids are fucking ridiculous. There's a whole breakdown of it. And John's not falling for that because that's just Carla from who are these podcasts. Hi, I see. I could not understand a word of that. Trying to fuck with them.

This is again, talking about the super chat because he has to read whatever comes in there. And then Casey Armstrong is like, so wait, how does this work? You have to read whatever somebody puts in the super champ? Oh, like hot Carla. I don't care. You keep paying. I'll keep saying it. You know, I don't care. I do not. I do not.

If someone pays you guys repeat what they write or something. Yeah, they just like, yeah, they just like, it's called a super tech case. Like they'll just, you know, this guy hot car is like from this stupid show that loves to goof on me. And what? It's a funny name. Hot car? Yeah, do you know how carless?

No. Jazz out of the joke. Shocker. Oh man. Kasey's like, well, that's a funny day. But I mean, it's a tech car. That's got a funny, right? I don't know. I just, I know these this carol a guy. I don't know why he calls me a girl's name

when his son is transitioned Right. Wait, did I say that right? It seems transphobic to me that he calls me Carla. Is that transphobic? He's not the most logical guy be that he calls me Carla. Isn't that transphobic? He's not the most logical guy. Well, so this hot carol guy makes a comment about how John told Arty Lane to kill himself. And John explains that when he said that, it's not what you think of this. I was like hot Carla since she told the already to kill himself. Nobody wants to see if we can do that. What?

Who told already to do that? No, they're responding to like, I once tweeted after already beat me up, you know, like badly and said already, you know, like as a comedian would, wasn't a funny thing to say. It was kind of mean, but I said already, you know, fucking, you know, trying a comedian would, it wasn't a funny thing to say. It was kind of mean, but I said, already, you know, fucking, you know, try and kill yourself, but next time, you know, be successful.

But of course, case, it's like me and you bust them balls. I didn't really mean it. You know this guy who's struggling and is trying to commit suicide multiple times when I told him to kill himself, it's like busting balls. Hey, you know? Hey, why don't you go kill yourself? Oh, for the goof.

Oh, you're gay. That's fucking funny. Whoever hot car is, you ask some really good questions. I keep it up. I do appreciate that. I don't mind John thinking that you're me because John's a fucking idiot. So it doesn't matter anyway.

I know it does. How funny is that? And KCR's are like, wait, who told Arty to kill himself? KC's front is already due. See who the fuck would say something like that? And John's like, well, you know, it was me. It was a joke. It was a coup.

It was a hilarious joke. I mean, it wasn't hilarious. And it wasn't a joke. But you get what I'm saying, right? Another thing that Stuttering John likes to do is give out health information on his friends that they don't want being put out for everyone to hear. And fortunately, no one listens to his show. So they didn't hear that.

I just didn't say who's listening. But now people are going to know about this. Jackie the joke man had some information leaked about him that I'm sure he's not thrilled with. Jackie the joke man. I love you. Steve Grillo told me that you had a seizure and you passed out and the next thing you did was you woke up in a gurney.

I have texted you and emailed you and asked you, Jackie, it's John. Are you okay? I heard you had a seizure. Steve Grillo did not know at all if this was a good day, you know, he didn't tell him not to mention it So you the seizure You have to tell your friends not to mention it in order for it not to be leaked on the Suttering John podcast Ah, is that the rules we're playing by now? He's in session and John's pissed because Jackie didn't get back to him on his text.

Now John has been nothing but an asshole to everyone. Right. John shits on everyone all the time. He's nothing but an asshole. Jackie has a serious medical problem. And because he didn't respond to John's text, John decides to leak it on the internet. John, do you recognize the fact that you're the bad person in this scenario?

Like you're the bad guy? Do you recognize that at all? Do you see what's going on here? You're a fascinating person, and not in a good way. Not in a good way. But it is interesting that he is just such a blame-placer. All he ever does is just blame everybody for everything. Yeah, no, it's really surprising that he doesn't recognize his own faults in any way.

And this is why we've started talking about Centering John. And I said I was going to stop because he was liking it too much. But honestly, I'm fascinated with people who are so, they lack self-awareness to a degree that seems implausible. Right. Centering John cannot fathom the fact that he has no fans is not an entertainer does not put on a good show in any way and Is being made fun of by everyone all the time. He's not recognizing this. If I were John the last thing I would do is Put things on the internet that I created if I were John, that's the last thing I would do.

He might want to post songs in his band recorded 25 years ago. That might be he's still proud of. Like go ahead and relive your glory days there John, because what you're doing now is depressing because what you're doing now is depressing and hilarious. All right, so he's not gonna case the art strike. And KC, as I mentioned, recovering alcoholic, born again Christian, John asks a very important question. Look at you, your professional. Have you stopped drinking? Yeah.

Why? Oh my God. Yeah. Why? Oh my God. John. Why? Why did you stop drinking? So then later on in the conversation, they're talking about getting together. And of course in John's mind,

the only way you get together with someone is at a bar. Sure. To drink in my mind too. So I get it. So he goes, hey, KC, you really not drinking? We should get together sometime and have a drink. I can't wait till we can hang out together or something.

Yeah, are you still drinking it or no? At it? Yeah, can't. And why is that? But pancreas is calcified. That's, I think I got it. I got chronic pancreatitis. So the least I was shown.

Do you at least muck weed to get away from shit? And John, I'm... Casey's at a loss for words at this point. Yeah. John's like, so what drugs are you into? He's like, no, John, I'm a born to get a Christian. I'm a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. I don't do drugs anymore.

I don't smoke weed. I don't go out drinking. I had pancreatitis. What part of this are you not grasping? This is by the way two hours into the podcast. He's been talking to KC for two hours and he's still not learning anything about his guest. The guys were in a sacrifice t-shirt. He's really into God. He's really into Jesus and John's going, you want to get some horse next week and do some blow and Casey's like John

Sounds amazing and it's again Casey is just a very sweet guy. Yes. He's about to call him on his bullshit But John you are the dumbest fucking person Casey starts talking about Jim Norton. I don't know if you got this far. He probably didn't I don't know He starts out about Jim Norton and Jim Norton I don't know. He starts out about Jim Norton and Jim Norton thanked Casey for something and of course John's like, oh Jim Norton thanked me too. And then he immediately remembers that Jim Norton called John. Now remember, Jim Norton is called Suthering John on the phone one time. One time. And do you know why he called Suthering John?

Yes. It was to tell him that I had a car all up my shell and he made fun of you. Yes. And he has to fucking recount this all the time. I don't know why he's reliving this. Jim Norton. They thanked me too. Yeah.

He's a great guy. He's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a state of, what a great guy that Jim Norton is. He had this idiot on and, and, and it's not, like, you know, it's not Jim Norton's fall. He don't know, but he had this guy on who loves to like goof on everybody's podcast. I mean, you know, which is kind of on who loves to like goof on everybody's podcast. I mean Yeah, which is kind of like lame just to sit and goof on like whatever, but he has this guy on Yeah, but Jim doesn't know that this guy is gonna trash me. I love it. Can't see goes actually sounds pretty funny

Jack goes yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not funny, it's not funny. Anyway, the point is... Oh boy. So, one thing I know about warning and Christians because I used to have one in my family, is that they're not really keen to talking about masturbatory habits. Ah, you don't say. No, they're not into that.

In fact, there's a whole thing in the Bible about spilling seed. It's not, it's frowned upon. Let's put it that way, Jen. Okay. I'm not. I might take your word for it. I'm not a scholar. I'm going to come to a real legit by any means.

But I do know that masturbation is frowned upon. And John asks KC this question. You know, are you on the dating sites? No. So how do you on the dating sites? No. So how do you meet women? I'm not. And you don't care about that. It'd be nice.

Who's in your spank bank? I'm going. Pfft. Pfft. And if I watched the video, if you saw this guy, the look on Casey's face, who's in your spank bank and he's like, I don't have a spank bank. And then John starts cracking up because he's like, well, I don't get how chicks anymore,

so all I think about is who I used to fuck. You don't do the same thing. Casey's like, no, I don't. That's so awkward. It's so awkward. It's so awkward. But thankfully John is very excited about one of the amazing Javvy did interviewing Casey Armstrong. Casey Armstrong everybody and I hope I did a good job interviewing him. Nope. Not even close. Oh man. Not even close.

I love that John, for some reason his head, doesn't think that he just hates on Howard Stern, which is all he does. That's all he does. That's all he does. He brings out people that you spend the Stern Show, and they goof on Stern. But then he says, show like this.

See like, you know, like Casey's one of those ones that doesn't want to ever disparage the Stern Show. And and that's not like that's not what I want to do. I'm not like I don't do a show to disparage a stern show. I call him out for his hypocrisy and for you know the things that he does but you know that's not what I always love Howard. He's the lack of self-awareness is astounding. That's such a fucking idiot. The lack of self-awareness is astounding. He thinks other people are listening to him, but he's not listening to him. Right!

I put out an amazing show. I've never heard my own show, but it's an amazing show. What did I say? Holy shit. Speaking of not understanding what he's saying Listen to this happy birthday shout out that he got fooled out. Oh, fruitcake Can I wish Nick girl a happy birthday? Nick girl Fucking idiot. Oh, man. Oh

Shit It is like so barely a joke. Oh boy. By the way, when you do have sponsors on your podcast with John claims to have, I'm not buying it for a second. He's got like speed weed. And I don't know. So real quick, because I am in marketing and I do run a podcast, there's two ways to do advertising spots. There's the one where you just put the spot into your podcast and it's like a radio commercial. Okay. And you'll just hear whatever voice talent

talking about a product in all its attributes. Yes. The other way to do it is for you to talk it up. And this is actually worth more money to the advertiser because someone that people have listened to, they trust their opinion, they respect them, is saying, I use this product myself and I love it. I think I played an example of that with OP last week where he couldn't pronounce the product's name, but explained that it was amazing and helped him think better.

But whatever, John does the latter version of this. He talks about his sponsors and how he uses the product himself and he loves them. Listen to this talk up to his sponsor read and tell me if he really has real sponsors because I guarantee you he doesn't. I'm going to be right back. I'm going to do it just a few sponsors before Ganges gets here. So don't give me any shit. Okay.

I got to do this. I have to pay the bills and you know, this is how I do it. So just bear with it and then I get this out of the way. Okay. Everybody. So here we go, just a little ad from one of my sponsors, bear with it, okay. Could you imagine if you're a sponsor on a show,

he's like, listen, I know this fucking socks, I know everybody hates it, but I'm gonna talk about this product, it's garbage, you don't want it, but I'm gonna talk about it cause I have to talk about it. It's the opposite of what you're supposed to do. I listened to this guy named Tim Dillon.

Okay. By the way, there's a brand new podcast out. I recommend everyone else. People ask, do you even like podcasts? I do. There's a show called Bastard Radio. It's Tim Dillon with Lewis J. Gomez and Nick Mullen from Come Town.

And it's fucking hilarious. But anyway, Tim Dillon on his show has sponsors. And he'll go on sponsor reads that are bonkers. It sounds like his show. He'll be doing a sponsor read for seven and a half minutes and it's hilarious. It's the funniest thing you've ever heard and you don't want to skip through it.

That's what they want. Compton does a great job of that too. That's what they want. They want it to be compelling and interesting and seem like the content of the show. You don't start off by saying, fuck, I gotta read my fucking spots or note. Oh, guys, please bear with me here.

If you just hang out for a minute, let's get through this together. I know nobody wants to partake of this part. So Sean, your entire show is, can you bear with me? You're the series, your entire show is like that. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin.

It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin.

It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's a sin. It's, but maybe it's cause I already listened to it today.

It was so nice out today, I could have gone outside. I could have enjoyed the day, it's not even listening to this all day. Yeah, tomorrow's another day. And I'll be inside again with the eyes of jobs. All right, that's enough. John explains where Gagia came from, the origin. Okay, good, cause I wanna know.

Do you wanna know the answer? I don't wanna know. I don't wanna know. Crozier was out in the show recently and he was playing Abe Simpson, Homer's father, the grandpa, grandpa, when Jackie was telling his stories. I didn't swice that in, but picture that in your head. Picture it in your head. Picture. Picture. Abe Simpson, because, picture that in your head, picture it in your head. Picture. Picture. Abe says, because, was it a stuttering John, tell the story, it's rambling, it's non-coherent,

you couldn't possibly care what he's saying. When I used to work at wholesale tire in Farmingdale, Long Island, it was a tire place where I started at 13 lifting tires, sweating my balls off, throwing tires, rolling tires, lacing them, stacking them. I mean, even talking truck tires, throwing it up. I worked with a couple of guys. One guy Aaron Linkwist, there was one guy, like a bunch of different guys. Ryan Aaron Linquist used to always go, we see you. We'll see you. So I, you know, okay, we see you. We see you later. It was always we see you. Hey, we see you. So I thought, you know, okay, then I, at the same time, when I started the Stern Show, I always had this character called the Gashman.

Hey, if the Gashman ain't doing it, if it don't kill you, we kill you later. Hey, first you get the Gash's, then you get the Gash's, just be careful, you don't get a Rish's. You used to listen to Howard's, sir. I sure did. Did you remember the Gash man? Never heard of that.

Never heard of that. This is not a character that people are worried about very. So I started doing a whole thing with G's. So then I thought about it and I just combined it though. And you know, in fact, Howard and Fred used to play my things of G-Gashiche. They used to call a woman's poodandom gesh, heesh. Ugh. So, hence, gagee, just means you see.

But all we get is talking about is the way. That doesn't make any sense. What are you upset? Remove that character that everybody loved at the Howard Sergio. No, I don't. No. You shouldn't because it wasn't true.

Oh boy. So I guess this brand you dropped from producer Chris is how I would sum up Centering John's Podcast. Your podcast. I think that was actually chat with the jiggles department performing on that or track. Yeah, that was shorter than I remember it.

Fair enough. Oh boy. All right. Um, this has been a lot of fun. I recognize that I made a mistake. Byte?

I know. I don't say this often But I recognize it screwed up. I decided centering John. We don't want to talk about it anymore Now I think that's all I want to talk about okay. I think centering John is a fascinating individual and Listen, I'm so listen to Opie. Opie's just not doing anything anymore. Opie is so fucking boring He had on this guy who's on a food network show where they eat expired food. Yuck. And that was just, just nothing. He had on Bob's Saga.

Oh, Bob's Saga to sad these days, I feel like. Yeah, thank. This is Opie talking to Bob's Saga and laughing at his own joke and explaining to everyone's laughing. I'm, I know and I'm 63 and I'm like, shit, I'm gonna die. Why are we laughing at that? Why are we laughing at that? We are not. Why are we laughing at that?

I'm gonna die soon. Baaah! Oh, you weren't joking. Oops. And then Bob Sagitt talks about his new podcast that he has. Oh, he has a podcast. Yeah. Uh-oh.

Wait till you hear this explanation. This does not sound good. I've done something weird with this podcast, which you've been doing your whole life, which is you've been calling people, taking, well, you get calls. Yeah. So I've got a thing, it's in my thing

on the Apple Podcast, got a phone number, maybe messages, what they want to talk about. So I literally, I'm calling people, I am one by one, growing an audience. And, but it's so interesting, because of the time we're in, I'll call one person and she'll say she's a nurse and she's a patient die today and she's got an autistic son. That sounds fun.

That's something that we're so ever made. Holy shit. Bob, that's not a good selling point. You should hear my podcast. I thought to this nurse who's gonna die soon and her son's autistic so I'm a comedian they talk about that too I'm so sick of hearing about Bob Sagitts blue material did you know that this guy says the afforded is comedy routine yes I do when I don't know is if he tells a funny joke because I've never heard what it come out of his mouth

I've seen Bob saying alive. He's not a funny comedian Well, he's not a funny podcast or either of this podcast about dyke people with autistic children So it's fucking terrible Hey, won't you be tuning in no, I will not be listening to that and I listen to bad podcasts. I'm nervous No, that one seems just I have good news, Jen. We're gonna do this again next week. Oh boy! The tea is just...

The tea is just... The tea is just... The tea is just... The tea is just... That's right people. We put out a show every single fucking week, whether we want to or not. Yeah! Next week's podcast, I have a very special guest lined up.

I'm not gonna say who it is. Good idea. I don't want to jinx it, but I'm very excited about it. And we'll be going back to WATP Roots. If anyone's gone back and listen to the back catalog and I don't recommend it, one of the things I used to rag on was NPR. I fucking hate NPR and I hate everything they do. NPR has a new podcast out.

Let's listen to a little bit of that, shall we? Welcome to Social Distance Assistance. I'm Kelly. And I'm June. On Tuesday's episode, we learned about different helpers who are trying to keep the religious traditions going, even when they can't gather together. By the way, that episode, keeping the faith, is one of Stitcher's episodes you can't miss this week. High five!

Did they just high five on the social distance assistance podcast? What is this now? Yeah, I don't know how to stay apart from people. I get a podcast to help me figure out how to do that It's infuriating. Oh my gosh at every park in the city. It's spray painted on the sidewalks. Stay six feet away Are you a boner guy? I just had to make it fun. I got it for a second. Jesus fucking Christ. We got it. We got it. We can figure this out. We're adults. It's not that difficult. Jen, I want to thank you so much for coming on the show.

Oh, thanks for having me. It was a lot of fun. It was fun. I'm sorry that you had to listen to Suttering John. That's all right. And actually watch Stuttering John. It's shown one after over two hours. I didn't watch all two hours. I couldn't do it. No, I didn't either. But thankfully, Jackie Marlow did. Yes, thank you, Jackie Marlow. And we do really appreciate that. And we want to invite everyone to tune in next week. Because I don't know, it might be the episode we find out once for all hoorys podcasting blah everybody. Party in the must-vis of morning radio.

Fuckin' cares! It's okay, we're ready. Great show. Good job everybody. Good job everyone. Good job. I know you're not so good at playing this joke, but I don't get it. This dude is fucking courted. You're not Carrie's man.

That's why today will not be a great show. Yeah. I, you know, who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense With Vic Everyone's second favorite part of the show Reviews with Vic and I have good news everybody my part of the show. Reviews with Vic and I have good news everybody. My voicemail is not working so I can't play voicemails if I wanted to. Vic, you have any new reviews you want to read? There's literally just won this week. Alright let's do it.

So you know this guy's just sitting on Patrick Michael. He says Patrick Michael comedian. Somebody check on this dude. He's heading to the next Sword and Scale episode. Yikes, five stars. All right. Maybe, maybe. Did you write that, Joe? I didn't. It's a positive one, which I had.

But I was doing some spillunking on Reddit. Yeah. Because I like to go to those like Vic hate posts. Those are like one of my favorite things to go to. It's the only thing I'm gonna say is there any other kind? Yeah, there's there's two types of posts on Reddit. There's looking at what's other in John's doing, what an asshole, and I fucking hate Vic and I want to murder her. And those are the only two posts that you can read on our sub-reddit these days.

Yeah, no, like honestly it's really nice. Like I don't really talk to my mom anymore, so this is just where I get all the hatred in my life. Perfect. That's nice. Yeah, it's great. But there's this guy called Fabulous. He's made his own, have you fucking seen him, Carl? I'm glad you brought this up because I wanted to talk

about Fabulous. I love him. I love him. Yeah. He put a comment on the Vic Hapate pod area post and he was like, girl at the end of podcast. This is what she sounds like. Shut up. Fuck you.

Nice. So, you guys boomer. Why are you such a boomer and just repeat. Carl guy have good talk with host. Why he bring girl at end to take over? Like, Jeff Dunham play for an hour, then Sherrod Smalltalk. Not work. Carl Guy said he have girl to be inclusive.

Yeah, okay. Carl Guy won't have sex with girl. So, Fable Lich is a fucking mystery. Okay. He's a huge fan of the show. English can't even be his third language. He has no idea how to write it. I don't know what he's talking about but it's so entertaining to read his posts. He's all over it, though. I like it. It's great. Yeah, he posted an R-slash bathrooms.

Why don't bathrooms have better doors? Bathroom at work has big space between door and wall. Guy at work, so he shits at work, keep in mind. Guy at work says he could see my shoes and look through the space. He said he knew I was on my phone. I wasn't playing on phone, I was checking voicemail. He said he won't say anything to management, but he wants me to buy salsa for his son's basketball team. Whatever. Why isn't there more space between the door and the wall?

That's it. Who is this person? I don't know but I'm fascinated by this person. Huh. I- And then he went on to fucking R-slash Del Taco like 20 fucking minutes later. He said, when to Del Taco? I asked for chips and found box of fries and bag. Is this a joke? I asked they lady and she said she thought I was British. I asked for a manager. She apparently is a manager.

I explained I want taco chips. She says no. Then I noticed there's milkshakes. What is going on? I ended up being burritoed to co-worker because I only eat burrito with chips. The milkshake was okay. He's so good.

If you are in the discord right now, please come on the show. I want to meet this person. I want to hear all this person talk, because the way he or she writes is amazing. Oh, I didn't even think of it as being a woman. Not it neither. I was just trying to be a inclusive. He also makes a lot of lists like one through five. Like he did a favorite John moment. I guess this is good for this episode since you spent like three fucking hours on stuttering John. It was worth it. Um, John sucks. Oh my God, he done. List John Funny Moment. Five. Got award in elementary school. Four. When

he talked about getting BJ when he obvious went on date with hooker and he no realize, he agreed to pay for her apartment for one tuggy. He thought he was on date. Oh my god, pathetic cat laughing emoji. Three, when John Belch and say N word during ad read, what the fuck? Two, when John replay wedding and talks crap about guests. All are rich and he not. Lady cackle no reason.

One, when John fuck with audio and sound go in and out, I pull over side of road road, cat laughing emoji, and then he put reply at the bottom for whatever. All right, so let's just read this guy's post-sab, write it, and that'll be the new show. I like it. Good idea. I'm into it.

Yeah, he's good. He's my favorite person from WATP. Fair enough. You mother fuck. All right. So, uh, Vic, thank you so much for coming on and for reading that. And thank you everybody for checking out our show this week. I don't think I mentioned this the Isatops will be performing live streaming on YouTube. Go to the Is the isotopes.com Yeah, no one likes this part of the show. You guys should all just kill yourself. Party party party party party party. Yeah. Where's my white clothes at? This is just for Patreon subscribers. I mean, Patreons.

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