Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep206 - Let There Be Talk

Episode Date: May 17, 2020

A mediocre musician turned mediocre comedian hosts a podcast, and no, I'm not describing myself. Dean Delray, a man who leaves a trail of name droppings everywhere he goes, talks about himself to people who are more successful and talented than he is. Cros joins this jam packed episode to unveil a brand new song he "wrote," listen to more songs from listeners (spoiler: PJ kills it!), check in on Opie, and discover a podcast hosted by huge fans of WATP. Also, a surprise guest comes on to chat about Stuttering John. Alison's art: bit.ly/ali-art Support: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yeah, but then I still have kind of a nasally thing from my time in Western New York those bastards up there They they speak through their nose happy birthday to Nick Gurr. You got to follow glitchy fucking red bird Who the fuck is that who the fuck is shameless who the fuck is I don't know who you are man We used to be big stars. I used to be a big radio star now. I'm in a a basement in a house Are you a boner guy? Cuzz. Cuzz a row. Cuzz a row. Slapperoonie.

It's show time. W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! Hello, rubber dicks and cousin ruse, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts! The only show that has a witty quip at the beginning of every episode that's normally written down in advance and today was not. I'm your host, Carl, with me this week, the second best co-host and the second best guitarist in the isotopes, it's Kroge, everybody! Hello!

Welcome back to the show Kroge. So happy to be here. with me this week, the second best co-host and the second best guitarist in the isotopes. It's KROACH, everybody! Welcome back to the show KROACH. So happy to be here. Please go to who are these.com to get our email, dress, voicemail number, link to the sub right at link to the discord server, link to our merchandise and of course the link to our Patreon. Just recorded a bonus episode this past Thursday that I put out about an hour ago. It's another crossover episode with Dick Masterson

and this is exciting. We reviewed Dead Town. I introduced Dick Masterson to Patrick Michael. Oh no shit. And he's like, can I have this guy on my show? You have to have him on your show. So I'm hoping I made a connection there. With Patrick Michael and Dick Masterson.

I'll give you a hint here. They're pretty excited about it. Also, I should mention on the merchandise, we have a brand new shirt design up that's excellent. Kevin, our former co-host of the show, was bored and started doing some work in Illustrator. And Ken, with a really cool design with a dumpster fire.

So if you don't wanna have a garbage can on your front of your shirt, you can have a dumpster fire instead. Perfect. We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on iTunes and then shit all over us in the comment section. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Let There Be Talk.

This was a suggestion from Tim Gorman. Fuck you, Tim. We have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a podcast hosted by comedian, Dean Del Rey. Uh-huh. I was not familiar with Dean Del Rey, and now I know why.

Yeah. He's pretty unremarkable. Yeah, absolutely. You know, before we get started, Carl, I just wanted to thank all the new patreoners by first and last name and address Also, I want to wish my podiatrist a happy anniversary. I'm sorry. Go ahead This is Dean what he does at the beginning of every show is call out patrons or patrons. I should say A couple shout-outs to some amazing Patreon donors Greg Riley my main man.

I miss him speaking to that. I think Greg's coming to Vegas and I'm looking forward to seeing Greg Riley, my old friend from Elkhon Harley. Greg Riley, thanks for the donation. David Sapinski, you are the man. David Sapinski, thank you for donating on Patreon. Shout out to you.

Really drag it out to you. That's Andy's leased here with part of Eddie Pog. Is he fucking hates that? And this is at the beginning of the show. Yes. My number four is the thank you list, but every time I got bored, I sped it up five percent. Good.

Connor, Hargrave, Brian, Spink, and Steve McDonald. Okay. There they are right there. I wanna give a special shout out to Andrew Thimmilis. He is the producer of the Bill Burt show, Bill Burt and Burt Christchurch show. And he also is the producer of Bill Burt's Monday Morning podcast.

And he's also a fantastic friend of mine. And he's helping me get through this. And mostly the audio wobbly was from me doing on the phone. So, you know, live and learn. Also want to give a shout out to my man, Shaylin McDonne, the my dentist and good friend is his birthday over there. Happy birthday, Jack.

Good day, Jack. Right now, a big quick shout out to the Patreon. I'm Dan. Jacob Y. Thomas, Jason Vander, Vlyat, Moopie, Dave West, Joe Soldezzo, and John Wallen. Thank you for your brand new Patreon support. Also, I want to thank Troy Conrad for taking the incredible photos during the, during the Crocanic podcast.

And I'm like, maybe one and Blaine Havason, everybody over there, Blaine Havas, we're going to have a great day. I mean, it's, it's, and that's to be getting to the show. That's, like everybody thinks they're Mark Marin or Joe Rogan. And like not even Mark Marin or Joe Rogan or Joe Rogan. It's like 10 minutes of bullshit at the top. Right. He does this thing and a lot of podcasters do where he records an interview and then does

this preamble up and to it to tell you what's going to happen. I need to know what's going to happen. He just likes to hear himself talk. Here's an example of him just babbling. Remember, he's got an interview with someone you're interested in coming up. But this is what he's filling the time with before you get there.

But I love it. I love, I don't like to get comfortable. I don't like to hit ceilings. And you know, I like to feel a little rattled sometimes. Not all the time it does fuck with me, but what do they just say there? And then of course he does a ton of sponsor reads and like we don't call this out enough here. Okay. These dudes that are

selling boner pills and fucking hair loss shit, OP and all this fucking nonsense. It's all snake oil. It's all bullshit. I got all this out I'm trying to get sponsors out this show. Crows your kill it. And as long as we support obviously we use dude I take those boner pills all the time and they regrow my pubes, but correct so number two Here's just like here's the magical Crystal shit you can get. Hey before I do get into the show I'm sure there's a lot of guitar players, a lot of musicians

tuning in right now. I'm listening to some eggs and pans. Get on some CBD. I use all their topical CBD lotions for my neck, my wrists, my knees, everything. I'm falling apart out there. I'm an old metal head. I've been in the pit too long. Now that part I believe, I believe he's taken some shots in the pit before to the head. But so first of all, finding a guitar player that's not already loaded up on CBD naturally, you know what I'm saying? No. Second of all, like this is the magical cream and it's in lotion and it's an ointment and it makes your joints feel better and it makes your fucking knees and then number three They also have pet CBD. You got a kuku dog

Get them some clean CBD Get your get your fucking pet high on clean fucking CBD I know CBD is not the part to get you high whatever whatever But dude, this is the magical pill that it'll it'll solve your arthritis and it'll make you sleep better at night and it gets your pets to behave. Marketing products to pets is the smartest thing you could do because every pet owner is a fucking retard, like a full blown retard when it comes

to making decisions for their pets. They won't purchase anything if you tell them that it's good for their pet and it'll make them happy. Because honestly, pets are always fucking happy. That's the only job they have, it's just to walk around, be dumb and happy. Yeah, really. It doesn't matter what you give them to eat

or what type of CBD oil you rub into their necks. They're good. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, let's not call out sponsors too much though. Let's not make a habit of that. Okay, Sunday sponsors are really cool, like when they sell DVDs online. And you can purchase them and then I'll in the DVD.

Oh, I got a pile of trust. All right. You got to clip the sums up the show. I do, here's number one. I have the same way on the motorcycles, you know, because your brain has to constantly be paying the fucking attention. So when I'm on stage,

I can just deliver stuff, lightening speed, paying the fucking attention. So when I'm on stage, I can just deliver stuff, lightning speed because that's the moves I make on the three, like, oh, fuck a ladder, oh shit, an old tire. This guy's coming in my name, all that shit. That's how I would deal with comedy as far as like, oh, this fucking guy's talking, this person sleeping, that one fucking, you know, whatever. Did he just admit that people sleep

during his comedy shows? Not only that, but, first of all, this guy is so badass that he lives his life for quarter mile at a time, on a motorcycle. And that, you know, when he's dodging fucking obstacles going 70 miles an hour, that's the same skill as when he's on stage on a fucking comedy microphone. But really the summary of that clip is the guest talk for almost 30 seconds and almost for that almost those whole 30 seconds No one was talking about how cool Dean Del Rey was.

And so, bam, here's the story about, by the way, did you know? I'm fucking awesome. Dean Del Rey does find a way of making everything about him. Oh, did you notice that? I have, I just noticed that. Was anything you picked up on? Ooh, well, it's interesting. I listened to an episode where he's talking to Dean Cook.

Oh, really? Yeah, I went back and listened to some older episodes, pre-pandemic, just to see what his show was like. Yeah, I gave that a shot as well. I'm boy, do I regret it. Yeah, so he's a comedian, but he was also a musician. He talks about these things at nauseam. Really, did he ride a motorcycle too?

He rides a motorcycle. Okay, he should have mentioned that. He was explaining to Dane Cook that he needs to promote his stand up more. And you're plugging dates, I'm sure, and they're like, oh, maybe he's out there playing the fucking The banjo like what's he do? No, they know I do comedy, but they just weren't going right People don't go to his shows and we know that they're sleeping if they do yeah I actually pulled a clip of him doing stand-up. I'm Conan O'Brien. Oh, really? Okay

Yeah, cuz I want to know what this is all about. I've heard this guy podcast He's terrible at he's been doing it for eight years. Yeah, yeah, so I'm thinking he's 54 years old He got into this late later in life. Yeah, he decided I'm gonna go to LA and become a star And wait you said he's been doing this for over eight years and more than 500 episodes He should have mentioned that once or twice. I'm sorry. Yeah, no shit this is A bit that he put together for Conan. Now I'm not saying it's easy to do stand up.

Of course. On a network television, well, Conan's not not in our television anymore, but you don't, I mean. Of course. It's difficult, you can't swear, it's not, it's intimate, whatever. What's the how poorly structured these jokes are? And tell me, if you would scribble this down and think,

I need to say this in front of a whole audience of people. Like, I just lived five years below a 91-year-old man. Every morning at five a.m., he would get up and ride an exercise bike. He's just up there. Shhh! Shhh! Shhh!

How long do you need to live? You're 91, man. Tap out! shhhhhhh! How long you need to live? You're 91, man! Tap out! If I was 91, I'd be riding a real bike in traffic like hit me! Even the person's sweetening it didn't give it much love. That was the whole bit too. It's not like that build up to a real punch line. That was the punch line that he was building up towards.

Old people should die. Yeah, it was barely a complete thought, let alone a structured joke. It's really fucking bad. So now you know what we're talking about and he's very, very proud of himself. I thought it was interesting that he the episode, the latest episode is with this person Ellison Mosire. Yes. Do you know who that is? Do you know the kills? Yeah, I'm familiar with it. Okay, I figured you would be. I wasn't familiar. Yeah, and she was in a band with Jack White for 15 minutes as well. Okay, gotcha.

So he introduces this show. He had a record it using Zoom, I think, and the audio quality is not great. So he lets you know that's what's going to happen. This was, I'm going to give you a heads up. Was the first time that I used Zoom and it will get a thousand times better. So, if you're gonna put out a show eventually that's a thousand times better, then don't put this one out. Yeah. Because if it's gonna get a thousand times better, this is gotta be really, really bad.

Yeah. Right? And so, I gotta throw this in there because if this was the most amazing clip of the whole show to me. Okay. This guy is alone in his car on a video conference, right? Yeah. He's alone in his car and he's wearing gloves. Yes.

This is number nine. Okay. The reason I wear the gloves, you don't realize how much you touch yourself and tell you not supposed to touch yourself your face. And I watch people as they're talking on these Zoom shows and stuff and they're just touching their faces and just kind of like constantly. Yeah and so do those things you not touch your face? Well, yeah, because I kind of got like gloves on. And it reminds me of their fucking turquoise gloves. If it's big turquoise plastic, people coming at your face and you say no.

No, no, no. No. OK. Also, what it does to me is it's the old no glove, no laugh. You know, I get home, I take the gloves off, I throw them in the garbage can and then I shower and it's kind of like a freedom of like, I know there's nothing on my hands

because I had gloves on. That's freedom's not the word that I would use there. The way he's describing how his life was a workick right now. Yeah. I always thought the gloves things were so stupid. I gotta wear gloves. It has nothing to do with getting into your hands. It's where your hands go.

Gloves will not change that. Yeah, and he calls it no glove, no love. Yes. And I mean, I know it's a long clip, but he's sitting there alone in his car again and still he's got gloves on. You know he'd be wearing a mask if he wasn't, you know, talking, it's...

So what's talk about that real quick? So he explains that he had an issue during the show and he sets this up early on. There is a funny part, middle of recording this, where my phone overheated and shut off, mid-interview. Oh my God, it was a nightmare. But I turned on the AC and my truck, I was in my god, it was a nightmare. But I turned on the AC and my truck. I was in my truck.

And that's when I was recording it. He was recording, this guy's been podcasting for over eight years. He was recording an interview with somebody on his phone in his truck. And he was sitting in the sun. This is the part where his phone overheats. Very exciting stuff.

He remember, he said there's a really funny part. Yeah, in part. Yeah. But then we all are gonna have to turn that off at some point. And that's gonna be funny. You want to hear the you want to hear the funniest thing that happened. That was an excellent. But his right here's what's amazing about this new world. about this new world. My phone actually heated up. I was I was chilling in the sun, right? And it's my phone temperature too hot. Let's cool off. I'm like, what? Yeah, that's how the sun works. Well, also, your phone is not really a phone. It's a computer. It's a microprocessor. Yeah, it's it's dude We're decades into microprocessors. Yeah, they're using Video conferencing on your phone which takes up some processing power

It's gonna be heating up anyway and you left it out in the sun in LA and it's not only is it amazing, but it's hilarious. And there's a ton of force laughter after that. This leads him into another story. This actually happened to him before Carl. Okay. Here's number eight. This was his other phone story. And I got to record for Coach, and I whipped out my phone and said phone too hot. And I'm like, Hey, man, I got I got to call the guy to get backstage. You know what I'm saying? You just... You're gonna bucket eyes real quick. Just get it down. I'm blowing on it.

It's 107 at Coachella. I'm like, I'm my phone. I've got to get a hold of Bill Fold to get backstage. And I'm trapped. I've never... Dude, just every story is name dropping. And by the way, I was backstage at Coachella. Feel full to get backstage and I'm trapped. I can never fall. Dude, just every story is name dropping. And by the way, I was backstage in Coachella,

and I was called this guy. He's like, you never heard of him, but he's so fucking important, dude. He's so important. And I was just calling him because I'm his buddy. Anyway, so I was trying to get backstage in Coachella, did I mention that? What is this crazy predicament?

I mean, he should write a sitcom with those types of situations that come up. Fucking exhaled. After he explains that his phone overheated and he needed to cool it off predicament. I mean, he should write a sitcom with those types of situations that come up. Fuck it, Exhaust. After he explains that his phone overheated and he needed to cool it off in order to restart the interview, he goes and do his hot take on phones. And, Kroge, you probably never even thought of this before, but you know that people are addicted to their phones? Is that so?

You don't have to do anything else to wipe a person out, but take their phone. Right? And they're fucking done. They're like, my phone. It's insane the life we're in right now. And what if a 91 year old guy who exercises got his phone taken away and go, dear? Run with that premise.

Vima, what a shitty hot take that is and Said by a guy who makes his living talking into his phone correct I mean that's all there's you know that he's not doing shows. He mentions that several times He's not doing music right now. He's fucking losers are just on their phone. Oh shit my phone's overheating up My battery's gone. Oh my god give me a second. Yeah All right, they do get into some fascinating Oh, man, give me a second. Yeah. All right.

They do get into some fascinating conversation, Carl. They talk about LA. Here's, uh, number five. Here's a little GI reveal. I do. What is it about people in fucking LA? They cannot stop talking about where things are located? It's great.

They're obsessed with it. This was the, I had, like, I had several clips of this. This is just, yeah, I have it too. You know, I always explain to people how the neighborhoods go here. If you're in the east side of this beach with no spheres, a silver lake, anco-park, and off to the side would be at water buildings and all that East L.A. is just fucking that soul man.

So fucking, and meanwhile, these are two people who live in the same neighborhood. Yeah, they're literally taught it would be like, hey Carl man Let's list all the suburbs around us like who fucking cares for some reason LA thinks they're so important But this is boring to the people in the conversation. Everyone else listening. Okay, great. You know the geography of Los Angeles Congratio fucking license. Yeah, then they talk about the art scene in LA. Here's number six. Well, not saying, So it's is really where I learned about

that kind of uh, just a whole art world that the juxtapose magazine, the Todd Shoros, the Robert Williams, the Mark Rodney, all that stuff. Years and years and years and years ago, I go to these funky little shows on Melrose. It was cool. People like Mary Carnasski, that's putting on these huge shows

and of these incredible artists. And I was just kind of, I was immediately hooked onto that art. Really? And the people rock, rock too that were involved. Yeah, I think the art scene's really awesome in LA. For sure, it's so, so awesome. So, so.

You know how you know you're suck at interviewing people? When your question is eight times longer than the answer to the question, this is the show is not about you Dean Del Rey. It's about your guess. Did you know that? Oh my God. Did someone not tell you that?

That's how that works. But it's awesome. It's awesome, man. So I actually have that drop. Yeah. Yeah. I think the art scene is really awesome in LA, for sure. It's so, so awesome.

Boring. That's just, thank you. They're just looking for shit to talk about. They run out of shit to talk about. They run out of shit to talk about. This is over an hour in. They start talking about how cool it is when there are cars in movies. I won't watch any movie with any car in it.

That's going fast. Like you got me. I'm so I'll watch it. I'll watch it. No. I do love it. And I love driving. Like the way the way driving is filmed. I do love it. And I love, I love driving. Like the way, like the way driving is filmed.

I love driving. You know why? I'm just so into that. I just, oh yeah. I love it. If I ever had it, no, I don't do it interview style. Shell. Thank God. If I ever did, and my guest said, I just, I'm really into driving. But go, all right, well, it's great talking to you. Thanks for coming on. Uh, don't forget to check out this person's artwork. By the way, did you look at her artwork? No. She's not a talented artist.

I know it's very mean to say. And who am I to say? Because I can't, I don't do art, but it's so shitty. I'll put it in the show notes. Fantastic. Definitely worth checking out. She's also the singer in a band, as we talked about. Yes. And the

ass kissing that Dean decides to give her, oh did you notice that, is so awkward. This is really weird ass kissing. He's talking about when he went and saw her perform a show. And I was up in the balcony up there in the VIP and on the, you came out and it was just fucking Take some fucking names Was there a song that you enjoyed was there a style to it was it sonically pleasing? No, she came up and took some names. She took some names She took some names. He was in the VIP section. She took some names. It gets it gets a little creepy I have a I have a whole section of Dean trying to ask questions

Okay, but here's my favorite one what he's trying to say is Hey, I hear you like cars. Okay. That's kind of like that's the point. But here's him trying to say that number 18. Let's talk about the car buck a little bit. We just skimmed over that because we're talking about the spoken word, but you and I absolutely love cars. It's so funny. Like, I think at another time, either like we're twins, like we're twins,

or we're like supposed to be together on another planet. Like what are you guys doing? You're the perfect couple. Oh my God. But when did your car love start? And what was the first kind of car that you felt in Robber? Hey, so do you want to date me? I mean, do you like cars?

Yeah. So, Carl, you like to drive. Now if you believe that we live in a multiverse that is an infinite series of possibilities, there is a universe where you and I are both her Maffordites. Simultaneously fucking each other right now. Anyway, what? How did you learn to drive? What do you drive? Like a car or something? You like that? I think that's a weird question. Oh yeah, I think what you just posed is odd. Oh, we were twins.

I mean, you know, like brother and sister, I mean, you know, nothing weird. You know, like step sister, not like, you know, not like that, that's weird. But, you know, you want to hear some more questions? I do. So here, he's trying to ask about the Beastie Boys documentary. He's number 10.

Yeah, so I just watched the Beast of Boys documentary. And I realized when I first heard about Silver Lake and East Hollywood was all the way back when they did Hall's Groutit and the Hey Ladies video and they were living in that mansion. And then they recorded over here on an outwater, which is just incredible to think how far ahead of time they were back then. Like, this looks good. It's got vibe. And that was back when it was like gangster. And there they are making some of the greatest music ever, right?

Yeah. And the question was, it wasn't the music. Yeah. It was like the Chris Farley show from back in the day and SNL Hey, remember where you wrote that song? That was cool, wasn't it? Like that that was the question But the whole beginning of the question is well, that's when I first heard about this Suburban intersection or fucking what the fuck is cares? Okay, okay But let's let me break down when they talk about the BC boys documentary and Ellison's really into it. In fact, she's watching it in spurs because she doesn't want it to end, you know, oh yeah

And so they're talking about it and then out of nowhere Dean asked this question. Yeah, yeah It's funny about the beast voice My birthday, no. Yeah, man, the beast's new boys documentaries amazing. They reinvented themselves. They put out check your head. They had all new fantasy. Is it a birthday? Yeah, like what? No, it's not, it's not my birthday. He then has a follow-up question about the V-boys documentary. Do you think that while he's talking to people, he's just scrolling through Instagram. Maybe. Is that what's going on?

How is he getting distracted that easily? Yeah, I don't know. I realized as I watched the Vs. The boys documentary, it's just these, each record was these periods of time in my life and they're so incredible how they pop up like, wow, I know who I was hanging out with during that time I know where I lived and everything on each record isn't that crazy yeah yeah

This poor woman so first of all the entire b-soy documentary was actually about Dean Del Rey Yeah, did you know that and every time like oh, the communication came out that year Well, that's why I lived in this dormitory, I hung out with this dude, and we spoke we entered this tree. And that wasn't that awesome? And the answer's like, yeah, I guess. Oh my God.

Dean loves life. I want to give him some credit. He loves life. He's super stoked about everything. Anything you put in front of him, he is pumped about it. Yeah. I went back and listened to an episode

that actually featured a friend of mine. He interviewed Bill Keller for Massadon. And I was like, oh, let me check this out. I like Bill. So I will say that I'll give Dean credit when he talks about Massadon. He's 99% correct. And I watched the band and I was just like, this band is so fucking great. They're just so original. Everybody sings it. Everybody is completely full on killers on their instrument. The songs are insane. The show is great. All right, Dean, you won me over. Yeah. You're correct about mastodon, my friend. There you go. He's actually had, I think all the guys

from Macedon on the show at one time or another. Listen to how he introduces Bill Kellerher. This is the exact opposite of how you should introduce someone who is a guest on your show. I'm a juice guy, big time. Introduce yourself. Great, great guest today. I'll let them be talk.

My name is Bill Kellerher, and I live in Atlanta, Georgia and I play guitar in a band called Mastodon. Are you from New York? I am from Rochester, New York. That's right. Our buddy Bill, Rochester. So I have a guest today who I'm a huge fan and I don't know their name. Can you introduce yourself please? Yeah Oh, well, that's I forgot to write the note down that is your name. So can you please introduce yourself? That's a that's a thing man. Could I I got to throw a couple of yeah. Yeah, so he has this young upstart guitar player named Kirk Hammett Never heard of him number 20 is the beginning of that interview. So we're past the CBD advertisements We're past all the nonsense, which is 10 minutes into the show. Yeah, he gets Kirk Hammett from fucking Metallica to sit down

Who doesn't do interview number 20 when I started this podcast eight years ago and I'm on 513 episodes and when I first started it I wrote down like 10 dream guests and you were on the top five. All right. And you are here today, an old friend of mine. I think I've known you maybe almost 40 years. It's been a long time. I can't even remember.

I was trying to remember when I first, we first met each other. So the end that goes on and on and on. So the whole beginning of the interview is, hey, I've known you a long time, isn't that cool? Remember when we hung out like back in the day, was that cool? Was that cool? Then he hits him with number 21. Introduce yourself, my friend. Okay. Yes, my name is Kirk Lee Hammond Scorpio. And I'm here with my friend Dean Delray. Oh my God, dude. It's so great to have you I know I was fucking bugging you like crazy this week, but I was like I must do this interview

Kirk Hammett feels so fucking bad for this guy that the first question is introduce yourself Because that's brilliant and the first thing Kirk Hammett does is hey this is my name and by the way I'm here with Dean Delray He does this cheesy tonight Joe voice and he, hey, is this guy so fucking cool? Yeah. Because he knows this is the highlight of his fucking life. He's going to be telling the story of this interview for every show for the rest of his day,

is what he does. For sure. And it takes him five fucking seconds to get creepy. Here's my last one, I'm Kurt Kamm. Here's number 22. I run into you twice in one month, which is totally, to me, was like, it's meant to happen. First we're at Slayer, and then we run into each other right here at MadeWarm, where

we're doing this podcast in the T-shirt Haven. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. It's crazy, man. And when things like that happen, I get a sign. I get a message. It's like, okay, someone's trying to pair us up.

I believe that too. I totally believe that. That's so crazy. Yeah, I believe in all that kind of stuff. You're the one who introduced the concept, of course you believe that. Yeah. Hey, do you agree with this thing that I just said? Yeah, I agree with that.

Yeah, I do too. Yeah. Yeah. You were the one who started that. And by the way, Carl, I know I've seen you twice this week. It's because we were meant to be together, Carl. Isn't that funny? By the way, it's funny because Kurt Kammett is a famous person.

So when you see him, you connect that and you're bringing it, oh shit, I just ran in the Kirk Hammett. Kirk doesn't have the same feeling about running it to Dean Del Rey. He's like, I can't believe I've seen this guy twice this month. Only Dean Del Rey is thinking that about Kurt Kammett. What a creep. I do like that he threw out there that you've been bugging, I've been bugging you all week.

Yeah, yeah. Fucking desperation is crazy. And then they go on, I have zero clips to this because they go on about like old guitars like specific old guitars. I saw you brought a 59 less ball and they go into a 10 minute story about this particular guitar edits. So he's talking to Bill Keller her about his influences and how he started playing music

and what he was into. And of course, he has to make it about him. Kidnav right hand going. Some Exodus bonded by blood, you know? Exactly. I mean, that's the shit, man. I grew up in that ground zero of that San Francisco, you know? And to me, you know, I look at it as like,

I can't even believe it, you know? So he had nothing to say. Wow. He's from San Francisco, I guess he knew Kirk Hammett, neat. But he had nothing to add, but he needed to add it. Yeah. Oh, you like that band? I actually grew up in an area near where that band

got started, and isn't that crazy? Yeah. Not really. Someone's got to grow up in the same area as the band. Yeah. But this is him relating to Massida. Now, I honestly have known Bill for decades. He used to play in Lotharji here in Rochester and a couple other great bands.

He's been a touring musician for decades. It's what he does for a living. Yeah. And Dean Del Rey can relate to that. I, you know, I'm in the same bottom of the comedian now, but I played music for years. And I understand the grind. It's just insane, you know. I understand the grind is just insane you know and he understands the grinds yeah how was your Japanese how was the Japanese lack of your tour out of that go for you Dean yeah by the way I'm just like you I'm totally like you just like you he tries to force answers on to Bill. Oh is that something you think of? Yeah, because everyone

enlisted on things which actually Bill doesn't really sing that much the other guys. You put whatever. Everyone enlisted on things. So he asked them if this is his influence. You know what was the band that knocked it out for you? You know what got you started? Was it because was it kiss? Because your band is interesting because everybody sings. I love that, you know, that's such a rare thing now, you know. Have a multiple vocals in a band. What was it back then?

Most people say kiss or zephyl, depending on their age. Yeah, by the way, Bill's answer was the dependent on the range? By the way Bill's answer was the dad's Kennedy's like he was a punk fan. Yeah, he's like well kiss was goofy and I don't know why you think we like kiss. Yeah, well because everybody sings your band Well the Beatles all say too. I like this. Yeah, why did you pick this everyone's as their influence by kiss? That here's one here's him doing the exact same fucking thing. Here's number 17.

Okay. I like to ask people this because it's happened to me over the last five years. What can you using, do you listen to now that you absolutely could not stand growing up? To me, it was great for Doug. And now I think especially in this weird time, I gravitated towards the dead

during the political conflicts. And now with the virus, they mean more than ever to me, which is really kind of eaves my nerves. But who, who anybody like that for you? I'm not sure. What was the question? So listen, I have a question for you, but first let me give you a long detailed answer of how I feel.

By the way, aren't I right? Right, that's what he's looking for. And how great are the grateful dad? They're pretty great, Dean. Good call. Yeah. By the way, I want to say Alison, they're talking about, and Alison is an artist.

She does art shows, she performs live and bands. Her whole livelihood has been taken away from her. And this is how she sums up the pandemic that we're in. Thought this was interesting. I am really glad to witness this in my lifetime. You know, it's strange. I keep thinking about people that I know and friends and family who have passed in the last sort of five or six years. They would have been like dazzled by this. Like, it's, it's the strangest time on earth. I'm glad I've missed it.

I feel just the opposite. Yeah. I actually envy people who passed away. I'm not joking. I envy those people who did not have to experience this nonsense. Yeah. And this woman is excited about it.

I'm not sure why. Yeah. Again, we have to make this about Dean. He's talking to Bill Callerher about you two being an influence. His dad is from Ireland, brought home a you two album and Bill's like, I started learning those songs, a lot of open tuning, delay pedal, and you would think those would be things you might want to explore with an accomplished musician in your car. Sure. Yeah.

Nope. The first record he got me was you two wore. Wow. And you two at the time was this weird, this is pre-punk rock for me. I was like, who are these weird guys? Because the edge played very unique. Absolutely.

He used a lot of open string technique and a lot of delays. I saw him in 83, you know, I think that's festival Which by the way, if you want to talk about seeing you do in 83 you can do that Just don't have an interview style show with the guitar sure bastard out as your guys He doesn't care. I don't care. He doesn't care nobody cares Oh, that's great. He doesn't care. I don't care. He doesn't care.

Nobody cares. Yeah. When you saw you too. There was the old onion headline, Guy at Bar had similar experience, but better. Right. That's what this guy is. That's everything that happens. Oh, I saw that band too, but like, before, like when they had the original bass player.

Yeah, yeah. Way better when you saw that. This is great. Yeah. He sums up Massid on 2 Bill. And this is after Bill has explained all of his musical influences and where he came about, it's non-traditional for a metal guy. Yeah, he wasn't that into metal, he was into other things and so this is how he sums it

up. I mean I think about, when I think about Massadon, I think about it's funny because you're not much of a maiden, God, but I always felt that it was a combo of maiden and a little bit of and justice for all. And then of course your own thing, which made it so fucking great. It's just wrong. I got every cow. It's completely wrong. It's worse. And he needed to say that even though Bill went through this whole thing, or he's like, I respect maiden, but I was never into it. It just seemed too polished. And it wasn't approachable for me.

I didn't like the vocal style. And he goes, you know what? You know what, mess it out is. It's Maiden mixed with something else, mixed with a third thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, sure. Bill does say something that I was excited about. Yeah, a comedy fan. Of course, yeah. Who's your guys? Oh, David Tell. Oh my God. I've been working with him all week. Jesus. He's such a thanks for the mammary. He had a big about it. Oh my God. Do you like any comedians that I'm currently touring with?

Do you like any of those people? It's like he was holding a flashcards. He asks, he asks Alzen in the same question. Here's number 16. Okay. Wait, were you at with comedy? I know that you love it. I see when you come to the shows. You've been an incredible, incredible friend

and support of my comedy, which is so great because I love your art so much. Do you sit down and watch a lot of comedy? Are you a comedy nerd now? Or what's going on with that? I mean, what kind of fucking question is that? And by the way, Carl, I wanted to ask you about comedy, but first, thanks for coming to my comedy show.

I see one of my comedy shows. So great that you support my comedy show. By the way, I love your shit too, but it's awesome that you love my comedy. By the way, do you like comedy? Yeah, what? All right, you want to hear him say goodbye to Allison? Here's number 19. Here's him saying goodbye Listen, I love you more than anything

I I could talk to you for hours and we have talked for hours. And I just, I can't thank you enough for doing the podcast. So I'm like, I could do it. Oh my God. I mean, I'm telling you, when you did it, it was a game changer because I was locked into the people I knew from my past, but I loved all this

other music and I didn't know the people. So to finally get you on, it really opened the door. I believe this for like Josh, Tommy and all these other guys that I loved, you know, which is, which is amazing. And I cannot thank you enough for doing that. So what he said to her was, I wanna thank you for being my guest because it allowed me to interview people I actually like like Josh Habe. Yeah.

But he had his slip in, I love you more than anything and you've really nice ass. Did you hear? Did you hear how this show ended? This is literally the ending of the show. And by the way, the file name was called something something underscore final. Yeah, of course. So this was edited. I mean, they put this together and he thought this was how it should end. Hopefully, definitely by the end of the year, it should be recorded if we're not. It's on the show. That's on the show. He talks about how there was a time when he didn't know how to podcast.

Really? Well, that's what I love about this era. Like, I did not know how to podcast eight and a half years ago. You don't know how to know. Listen to this clip. Listen to the audio of this clip. This is from his most recent episode. Yeah, how long have been smoking?

Seven, eight, 17 and a half years. Wow. Wow. It's a lot of. It's a long time. Why is he getting frozen up on his side? Is she recording the show? That shouldn't be happening on his side. He's using his phone.

He's using his phone. I think he made her record his show. I'm realizing that right now. I just gave this to him. He's eight and a half years into podcasting. Yeah. And he's asking his guests to record the show for him. Oh, wow.

Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of surprising. Let's fucking show something else. Let's talk about Dane Cook again real quick. Yes, please. I mean, what? Dane Cook talks about because the interesting thing

about Dane Cook is his career trajectory. He went up very quickly, came way back down, has worked his way back somewhere, you know, brother, soul, his money. All these kinds of crazy things. Yeah, well, I mean, it's weird to think about now, but he had platinum albums and major magazines where he's very big deal. And when you, that happens, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very big deal. And when that happens, you tend to take yourself a little too seriously.

I always love day and cook, taking myself too seriously. When I'm on stage now and I'm feeling any kind of emotion besides just like, I don't know, the concentration of performing, I let it come in. I let it fucking bleed into my set. You'll watch me five nights in a row.

You might be like, oh, you know what? That story about the stalker that you have. Like you got really like dark at that one point. It's like, yeah, it's because maybe today I was feeling it in a different way. Wait boring everyone. Jesus Christ. This is a guy who recites his act every night.

It's like, but I do it with this ability to work by emotion and do it. Like, tell tick jokes. Yeah. Come on. Now he had a falling out with the laugh factory. I guess this is a well known thing. Maybe out in LA. I don't know.

Yeah. He was banned. He used to go the other time. He was banned for going there for two years. And here's the story around that. That's what the factory thing was about though, right bumping. Like Jamie said, don't come in tonight, buddy. Yeah, I came in apparently on a night that it was too tight a schedule and they wanted me to do like a very specific amount of time.

And the manager at the time, I told her I was like, I'm not, I'm not just, I don't do 10 minutes anymore. Whoa! The thing could come in. Now the left factory has a lot of big names. Yeah. I told her I was like, I'm not, I'm not just, I don't do 10 minutes anymore. Whoa! The theme cook comes in. Now the left factory has a lot of big names. Yeah! Performing there, right? He comes in and he goes, wait a second,

you think I'm gonna go up on that stage and do 10 minutes of material. I'm Dane mother fucker. Yeah, cook. I will not be doing just 10 minutes in front of this audience. Fuck your schedule. How long do you think you wanted to do, Crush?

I do what I want. I have the answer. I'm not a 10 minute comic anymore. I mean I made it to I've done all the sacrifice. I've done all the The road work and everything that you need to do to finally go like if I come into a place I'm gonna do at least 20 minutes It's the funniest thing I know do ten minutes. I do you think I'm an asshole? Can't just do 20. Is that cool?

That's the difference. The fuck's the difference we've done in 20 minutes? Yeah, that's funny. I love it. Dave Cook when he first started, he had a comedy central special that put him on the map and he talks about what he wore. Because back then he was like the frat guy.

Of course, yeah. You know, first comedy central special, I look at him now, I'm in a tank top, and spiked hair, and you know, tight jeans, and I look back and I go, I was catering to the demographic that I came up with. When was the tank top ferment in fashion? Yeah.

I think I was alive at that time too. I don't remember that being something that guys wore. Well, I mean, so to extrapolate, he's saying he was catering to early 20s dudes. Doesn't that just mean he wasn't early 20s dude? Yeah, he was a dude and I was like, that's not catering I'm backing, that's just being a dude of the certain age. You're allowed to actually change over time.

Listen to that, I'm going gonna skip back to Alison Mosart. And is that, am I pronouncing that right? It's a massage. I have no idea. I mean, yeah. Of course, Carl. It's, I sound like I said Mozart just now. So I'm like, wait, I must be saying this.

This is the most pretentious question, making it all about him when he's trying to ask her about her art. When you're painting, are you like, like, what is the vibe of painting? Are you completely outside of music box? Okay, I'm going to be in the painting box because obviously your brain creates pretty, pretty thick ass, you write lyrics, you write music, and now you're painting, but is it a different, like just mindset because I can't draw.

Yeah, but I can tell jokes, I can write jokes, write music, but I cannot draw. So we always, like a person that can draw. Yeah. Wow. It's like you do a person who can draw. Yeah. Wow. He's talking to a person who does art shows. Paints and he says, not listen, I'm also an artist.

Yeah. But in a different way, because I create comedy and music and I can write. But could you draw? Yeah. Of course I can. Yeah. Speaking of bad questions, she had an art show down in Mexico City, and she was very pleased

with how this whole thing went off. And this is the worst question you can ask somebody. I was there for two weeks, and I painted, and my show had like 76 pieces and then there's something crazy. Did they all sell down there? No, I think about 25% have been sold. Wot, wot. Yeah, there's nowhere to go but down from that question.

Did they all sell? Yeah. Did you sell some pieces? And at least she sold them all. Oh, it's great. But you don't say did you sell every single piece that you've been? Well, 25, oh 25 out of 76, 25%. Oh, it's like 18 pieces.

Yeah. This is what you saw. Look at it. All right. He's talking to Bill Keller about mass down. He can't believe that mass down's been around for 18 years. It just doesn't seem like they've been around that long. And that's what happens when you don't discover a band until they're 11 years in.

It's so funny, like, to Mastodon being around 18 years. I mean, it just seems like, I mean, I came in late on like Black Ton, you know? Oh, yeah. So, he's talking about the Hunter, which came out in 2011. So he's like, wow, it's hard to believe you guys have been around so long. I mean, I've only known about you for seven years. Yeah. Well, that's why it's hard for you to believe you guys have been around so long. I mean, I've only known about you for seven years. Yeah.

Well, that's why it's hard for you to believe, because you didn't know that they were doing this for over a decade before you even heard any of their songs. Yeah. I have one more clip from the Bill Cowell-Hur thing that this is really just for you. Bill is talking about how difficult it was to hear hard rock, metal, punk

growing up in Rochester in the 80s, because of what is played out of the radio here. To me, it was ride the lightning master. I think it was more master of puppets because when I looked, because back in the day, none of that shit was on the radio. No, the only thing that was on the radio and it still is up there in Rochester, New York,

is like Boston, Scorpions, Van Halen, this is the old Foggy shit. Still playing that up there, huh, New York is like Boston scorpions van hailing this the old foggy shit Still playing that up there. Yeah like 96 That Rochester I want to tell He is 100% accurate. Yeah, or as you might say exactly right exactly right. They are still playing the scorpions Boston Van Halen, but it's down to one classic rock station from four. Right. Crows anything else you want to talk about when it comes to our friend Dean Del Rey?

No, I hope to never hear this guy's voice ever again. I did not enjoy a single moment of all the hours I spent with him this week. It sucked. In that case, let's call up our special guest that we're going to have today. I really hope this works. I have no idea. We do not have a call-in show. It's not our format. Yeah. And this person couldn't figure out discord, so let's see. **Music** **Music** **Music** **Music**

Carl? Hey KC! Hey Carl how you doing buddy? I am doing awesome. How are you doing? I'm hanging in there buddy. I know you're a little under the weather so I really appreciate you hopping on with us today. No I appreciate you inviting me, man. I, you know, I don't keep my word. And what type of man am I, right? So I'll set this up real quick.

Crosier is here with me in studio. Hey, what's up, man? Oh, all right. Crosion. I are both huge, uh, stern fans going back. And both big fans of Casey Armstrong who's joining us. The reason why Casey is on the show today is he was a guest of Stuttering John's. He was on the Stuttering John show for about two hours. It was a lot. What's going on over there? I'm sorry about that man.

I just put you on the air because I'm broadcasting you guys on WMAP and on Twitch and 1.3.9. So we got a double banger going on here. Okay. So we probably shouldn't curse, we're on 103.9 right now. Well that's that's that's clear. So if one drops, I can edit it. It's okay.

You guys find out I'm not going to be done yourself i have really appreciate you guys invite me and i'm i'm but i put by your rules uh... because i'm a guess so thank you so much by the way i am super stoked to have k c i'm strong on because i gotta give this guy a lot of credit he's totally reinvented himself

he is a stand-up guy and i don't know why John asked you the questions that he asked you. He doesn't seem to understand who you are these days, but I give you credit for it. That's nice, man. That's really nice of you to say those things. Thank you, man. That was very kind of you to say those things. Well, we know Casey from a time when you know there was the Miss Howard Stern saga and there were the Fnatch after 9-11 the big blowout with Stenny John and all these things that we remember about you and to see that you've obviously totally transformed your life and you're

doing really well is great but I have to talk to you about some of these things that that John was saying to you. Because he mentions this, which I thought was fascinating. Apparently you guys had a conversation before you went on his show and you had a long conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was, by the way, before we get into the eye i got to tell you guys you guys have me rolling uh... i would listen to a couple of your shows it was a wildo i i i i i you know i was talking about i think you did a show on opi

yeah from uh... from from on a i was laughing i think for what for weeks i i was i was telling you got to hear this i mean it was it was just it was brilliant i mean uh... i I think I might have told you that in a no life you could have been a private detective. I mean you're I'm on to that guy. I got him figured out I think Thank you Casey that's that's really nice you to say and I should mention that You reached out to me. I don't know if somebody told you that we talked about you

Talking to John and we had a lot of kind things to say about you not so much about john and so you reached out to me and i appreciate that i'm glad you're a fan of the show that's awesome now i know i was like killing him who uh... sent me the link and uh... i was uh... it was it was pretty kind of that you guys you don't get along with with with john and look at what i was telling him is something funny uh... you know it's funny you can't you can't get mad at it i mean you know sometimes like like we were talking uh... with with with with john you know he said

that uh... there's some some things somebody wrote me a that that he said something about uh... already which i didn't believe that he said and he was saying that it was just you know it was meant as a joke all right so kacy let me stop here at their hopefully you can hear my board

but this is you saying just that to start a new job and i just have a note that says kacy gets it if it's funny it's funny so and that's why you know why people say, hey, this radio gun with Monique and arm, they're brutal. They really mean things. If it's funny, you don't have a leg to stand on, right? Right. Isn't that what he did?

Yes. It's a funny way. He just says, I was tug at to arm and monique the other day and uh... they they they were doing the show they did agree to do some great shows lately they do uh... i hate uh... jd show i did it there something like that uh... we never do it i hate kacy show uh... and i'm like you know it's really nice here but i think i'm

robbing your listeners uh... because it could be pretty funny me everything i i mean it's it's it's it's it's a it's pretty uh... it would be easy to do uh... i show it would point out uh... you know some stupid things that i do it and it might be funny i i you know my self-esteem might not like it but if it's funny it's fun just just what you were talking about. Well we treat everything like a roast I'll make fun of everything else is going on and I expect to get it back and that's what makes it fun and for some

reason John does not get that he instead he's threatened legal action against us he's threatened to break my legs it's so odd yeah bizarre. So this is this is him paying you a cup of And I'm that show and I wanted to point something out that's kind of funny. You know what case like the weirdest thing like It's it's a nice thing is that Is you're so humble? It's like even with the Stern show now. Obviously I take shots at them, you know You'll never do that and that's cool like like i respect that i respect that you are very you know grateful and and and don't like you'll never have a bit of

work to say about the show and i respect that so he's excited that your humble you know the bad word to say why would he want to also be that way if he respects that somebody you know i don't have a with the if you know that guy the guy that was just talking to me right there that guy who he said he said it's sincere and he was talking to you said something very kind and very thoughtful uh... that is john you hang out with him one-on-one

uh... that's not the john on the air that's the guy that you get when you play golf with him uh... uh... i i do you john on the air that's the guy that you get when you play golf with them uh... uh... i i do you know what what you're saying and uh... that was very nice to to say that and i guess what it comes down to is you know even be enough for a long time

and i know he took it pretty hard uh... with with with what he was doing and and you know being on the show and everything and and uh... i'm not a psychiatrist or my doing a cake shop so before you and other show with him you had a conversation and john says this you know it's so weird our friendship

it's so weird. Our friendship, it's bizarre. I think we're better friends now that we're off the show than we're on. Yeah, we're on. So that's Adi, she says, we're really, really good friends now because then he asks you questions like this. Look at you, your professional. Have you stopped drinking? Yes.

Why? He's not plucks by the fact that you know why you're drinking. You stopped drinking? Yes. And why is that? But, but, Pancras is calcified. How does he not know this if you guys are such good friends? And, you see that, Steven? He was giving you credit for his Trump prank,

because you were supposed to be the guest that day. You had a bail, so they decided to call the White House They got through to dental Trump and he gives you credit and he says this Royce was like I go now. What do we do and Royce goes? Oh, let's try and call the White House. That was thank you case. I owe you a beer for that one Three suffrage times in this conversation he talks about drinking with you How is he that figure this out

uh... you know that i wish i wish already was on the other line uh... with us right now because i mean if the the code john on stuff like that i mean it was already and and and uh... just to the these cases to go to lunch all the time and i i i was uh...

so called over there working and stuff like that but the time to get go it was just it was it was just a ball busting in and already okay if he if he caught uh... something like that like i he caught him in uh... not listening i mean they he probably wasn't listening or just it didn't he didn't realize that did someone doesn't drink anymore because of health, you know, he doesn't realize that because, you know, he, that's what he does, already would be right, right in there in the second and call him on it, you know.

You think, John, it doesn't have good listening skills? I agree with you, Casey. I agree. This guy spends the entire time talking about himself and never wants to listen to anything you have to say when he's like We're really good friends because you probably listen to him brag about how awesome he is That's all it takes for him to be your friend So there was that tweet that he went that he put out that you reacted to on a show like wait who said that? I'm gonna read it to you, verbatim,

because he did tell Arty to kill himself. He says, understand, Arty is a washed up heroin addict who is the biggest comedy hack in the business. He couldn't even smell a good joke, although I doubt with that, and Maldon knows, he could smell anything. Fuck you, Arty, please kill yourself successfully this time. And then he defended this with you case he saying

i was just busting balls this is what we do we're comedians anything about this i'm like he's ball-busting did already did already somebody that did that did that that's really true uh... yeah it's really true john is not a that i mean you know him differently than i do he's not a good person well did did uh...

did i know uh... but all these uh... all these critiques i believe like if if you made like a good he would joke you know uh... about somebody then he would john go right for the jugular i mean he's he's never done that with with me uh... but um... i mean that's that that is a pretty brutal thing to say to somebody jayah with some other yes i don't think that's

very at the time of the party but i don't think that's very funny this was a great part of your show with john i want to break this down with you he made you watch an old clip of you and him on the Howard Sterns shown from the E channel. Did you watch this, Crouch? No. He sits there with Casey and he puts the video up so you can see them watching it and they can see the video and he's so proud of himself. I'm here and myself. I go back. It's really weird. Yeah. Is there something you could do on your end, KC? Is there something I don't hear myself echoing?

How's that? Let's check. Nope. Let's even worse. I don't remember that. Let's check that. All right. What I read is it is what it is.

So he makes you watch this old e-footage, and then he laughs at his joke Listen to this. This is at the tail end of the last big I get jaggy when when everyone goes. All right. Now he's back and I go, yeah, that's all you can see is his back is he'll be running. He has to repeat the joke that he told 15 years ago on the Howard Search Show 2KC again at his show Hey, if you're by the way, I really see I there was my first job out of college I didn't know you know kind of how to act in an office and stuff. I was really gonna kill him

I was really I was sort of after work. I was really, I was going to beat him up. I wish you had. But, um, but, you know, look, this is 20 years ago and it's, it's, we're old men now and, uh, but, you know what we're going to do, man, because if you can hear yourself, I don't, I don't, I don't want your, your sound to screw up. I'm just going to pick up the phone. I'm going to take it off this thing. All right. Okay. All right. Thank you better. That'd be great It's that it's better man. That's way better. Okay. I still have a back great, but you sound great. So that's good All right All right

After he plays that back for you and the whole point of him playing that was to say remember that time that you got pissing me because I was being so funny Which this guy I mean It's always doing is just recounting back when he was famous and interesting So you make the mistake after that of paying him a compliment and you can't give John a compliment He doesn't accept it while it's very similar to open. Yeah, you give him a compliment and he wants to take it even further. This is that, but you are really funny back then, then. I mean, wow.

Dude, I'm the bigger. It's going like, I mean, case like, you know, it's like, I love, I mean, it's just from my upbringing. It's from my, like, you know, it's like, I love, I mean, it's just from my upbringing. It's from my, like, you know, that's what we would, I mean, I know I met you, I know you brother. Well, not because all my, like me and my friends would hang out at the handball courts and we grab a six pack of beer and we would just somehow end up in a circle and just bust each other's balls. I was the perfect fit for Howard. I started, I asked people crazy questions even before Howard when I was a little kid. And then, and then, and then I'm the biggest ballbreaker in the world that was like a perfect fucking thing. This is so typical of John Molland does. He has Casey on the show shows him a clip of

one he told a joke that people laughed at and that explains how funny he is. Some Casey at some point did you think like hey aren't I the guest should I be the one talking. Can you hear me man? I was trying to take it off because I was laughing when you were talking. Yeah yeah. Wasn't it a was laughing when he was talking. Yeah, yeah. Wasn't it a weird appearance that he was just bragging about himself to you? Well, I mean, the way...

Like, your guys take is very funny. I mean, I didn't think of it that way, but now when you bring it up, it's very funny. And I know that John's not gonna be happy that I'm laughing at it, but look, the Golden Rule, we talked about, it's funny. Yeah, you guys are funny, you made a funny observation. And that's what happened. So now I see it that way, and I was giggling,

so I turned, I had to mute my phone, because it was funny. Yeah, it's non-stop entertainment for me. I will tell you that. And I wasn't even going to rag on instead during Johnny's, except for the first time we made fun of his show, because usually we just do a show on the move on

and do a different show. But why did you guys, so you were the one he was talking about when he said something to me about, he mentioned a... he mentioned uh... uh... hot carl yeah i know you david's carl but uh... what are you hot carl it did somebody say that that what what what was that about so there's a guy who goes into his chat who has been banned because he's a

fan of our show he told me that he's been the mad band but there's a guy who put his name in his heart curl and John thought it was me. Oh I see okay. How did it start Carl? How did you guys get in each other's you know bad gracious. Casey it's so funny. We do a podcast every single week where we make fun of another podcast and we tackled Stuttering John show and it was surprisingly bad but whatever we are just going to move on and do a bunch of other really bad podcast But then John didn't take it well and every other show that we do some of them get mad some of them actually have become co-host they they like that we goof on them and we've had a good rapport but John took it the worst of any show We've ever doubted yeah, and so that was like well the floodgates, like we got to just do this every week.

I keep freeing this himself. It's tough. It's tough. You got to understand I'm a listener. I'm a fan. So it's fun for me. You know, it's a listen and, you know, I hope nobody thinks that I just like to be entertained and it's definitely entertaining. You make some great observations and John is

is a character and everything that you said has has been right on. I'm not bad mouthed. I think he's a he's a he is the top echelon of ball busting. I'll tell I'll give him that. He's he's good in a group where you know some people you afraid to you know interrupt or talk with him, but John is verbose. He's laughing at what he's saying and he is a true ballbuster. And if you like Southern John, you expect it. So I think you guys got a great thing going on. And I'm going to be in a pain. I think it's just the opposite of that. When you're a good ballbuster, you're able to take it and dish it out and that John says, he's the worst. I don't know why he takes a fad so much.

So Casey, I want to talk about real quick, simply amazing women, you just released a new book. Oh, thanks man. Yeah, I um, uh, what happened was, you know, with everything going on here with this, with the COVID and everything, um, Barnes Noble, it's kind of like on a guilt and crew you know that that that that that that that that that that corporate close everything i thought it was a great time to release a book because people are home and it you know they can read you that and and you know have something to do because everyone's bored but at the same time nobody's making any money nobody's working

but nobody's gonna spend thirty dollars in a book uh... i brought it down to fourteen ninety nine with to make a cool seven cents on every copy that's sold. But, you know, at least it gets out to this 13 amazing women in there. And when we get off, I'm going to get your address. I'll send you guys both out a copy. And you could use that as a coaster or read it. I don't know.

You might have to, like, I don't know. You might have to like, I don't know. Some of the stories are going to inspire you because it's women are just so incredible, man. And they're out there. They're good people out there. And this is a follow up to Simply Amazing. Do you want to just talk about your show that you have syndicated that's 24-7 four seven on the internet and uh... your your previous book oh thanks for the issue of yet so i i uh... w-m-a-p radio dot com it's twenty four seven and uh... it's all talk it's all interviews and uh... the first book was simply amazing

and it was uh... ten people uh... that i that i interviewed uh... it starts off with a guy named Berder Rice who was a prisoner at Auschwitz and Muntausen. He talks about like sleeping next to a dead guy for three days to get his ration of like eight corn soup. At the end, he's telling us how much he loves life. If someone can go through that stuff, and I'll bitch about, you know, my trivial crap, but someone like that goes through that and says, they love life. I'm a

competing great. And I love, I love hearing those stories because it makes you think like, hey, man, you know, lighting up. This guy went through this and then you think you got it bad. Dude, I'm not going to survive this pandemic. I can't be in my house anymore. I fucking can't take it. So, I don't even, I don't even, I don't even know how you stay in hell. You're up state now, right?

Yeah, we're up in Rochester. And are you guys slowly getting back into it and they open and stuff up slowly or what are they doing up there? Yeah, whatever they're doing. I don't know. Construction or something is happening. I'm whatever.

Yeah, I could, you know, it's, I don't know construction or something is happening I went over. Yeah, I you know it's it's I don't want to say why to say that I'm not a political guy I know I know nothing about politics but it seems like they're just blaming each other and it's turned into like you know they're taking side on something that's affected the disease it's not a issue you know what I mean Yeah. It's a weird world that we now live in KC. And I think that people have some time on their hands. They should purchase your book and get inspired. And listen to your podcast because it's funny at all. That goes without saying, obviously.

Who are these guys out there? Have you ever listened to the radio gunplay lately? We reviewed their show, actually. We did a review of the I have a way. What do you think it's awesome right? Well my my problem with them was everything the Howard Stern does is wrong. So they nitpick and I like nitpicking don't get me wrong. But my issue with it was when Howard acts like the new Howard this will

coward they rip it on for that and I agree it's stupid but then they go and then he told this off-color joke in front of kids like well that's what you like about Howard the first place you can't hit all these things. There have to be things that you still like. Man I gotta tell you it's like at first when I first heard him like yeah this i met my initial thing was again this this might be a little bit mean because i got nothing bad to say about uh you know uh anybody over there but when it goes back to that rule it's like we were talking about with john and it's funny it's funny and that's exactly what Howard was doing when i was working there he was making fun of people. And you know, some people say it was mean

spirited or whatever, but it's an exact thing. Yeah. Um, no, he was the best. He could not take it though. If anyone said anything about him, yeah, it was over, which is a God, not a good ball posture. Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah. I got you. Hey, I got you real quick. I know your friends with Arty Lang and he's been MIA for the past couple of months. Do you know anything? Have you heard from him at all? Man, I wish I could tell you that he's okay and everything. And I don't know.

I haven't heard from the last number I had for him. I texted him all the time and I actually, you know, when he was, he was getting everything. It looked like you can tell like from one, one addict to another, you can tell when someone's over, he was sober. And I still believe in, I believe in my heart and I'm praying that he is. I just, I think maybe he just took a break. I'm just trying to think the best here.

Yeah. I don't want to think anything negative like people are saying, but I hope he's okay. I know you guys are fans of his and I will tell you that from about 2000 to about 2000, 2007, the Howard Stern show was the best show that's ever been made when you were on there and already it was it was must listen to radio. Oh yeah, it was it was muslim to radio it was fantastic so i was going to thank me and i i um i was there with with when jackie was there and uh... then uh... when they were trying out to new people and uh... you know there was some of some people that were pretty guy

learned that that was good uh... let's see there there's a couple other ones that was do fourteen uh... is a friend of w w a t p actually co-hosted one diet so Jim yeah so shout out to Jim yeah and Jim Jim's great man he's I used to room with him on a road when we used to do a stand-up and I don't think there's a funny individual then I've ever met because I I saw it down down in the lobby one time there was about two hundred women and they were

they were doing some kind of the meeting or something they were giving speeches about something and i told him and he goes up let's get down there and let's go burp so uh... goes and he puts his head in there he starts belching and uh...

i was cackling on the floor because he kept going back and forth and sticking his head in and belching again. And when that wasn't good enough, then he could get asses. So, I mean, the guy, I mean, that's who he is. And he's just a funny guy, man. What are you five, Jim? What are five years old? I'm five.

Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Why would you do that? All right. Casey, thank you so much for coming out. It was great to talk to you. I hope that you get to use other jobs. Hey, thank you, man.

I really appreciate it. And keep entertaining me, man. Come on. I will do, buddy. Good to talk to you. Thank you, bro. I'll text you. Give me your address.

I'll send you up to that and stuff. All right. I appreciate that, thank you very much. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Be good. Be good. Woo. KC Armstrong. Wow, it's a one and only.

You know what I wanted to grab and I didn't? I think it was Richard Christie, who won the song contest. Yeah, that's all, there's like eight KC Armstrong songs going through my head at any of the time. Let me see if I can find that real quick. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Casey Armstrong. Casey post-regui for the grad. Are you dreaming of a homogi for the grad? Oh, it's fucking great. Let's see if I have this here. Hey, who are you gonna call Casey Armstrong? When you need some bird, want a bus tonight?

Who can you call Casey Armstrong? I'm home, oh, big. I I'm fucking live with my glory days now Remember that thing I used to like that was funny Jesus Christ That's where I'm at. Yeah, so much work to do at post. Alright, well, I'm gonna go one to the bathroom. Alright, but in the meantime, I want to play a very fun song for you. This comes from the Man Brain podcast and this is the Jerry Banfield song. I love to eat peanut butter, I love to eat honey and I also love to eat beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great beans.

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And I tracked the beans. I look great, I feel great. I just keep a stockpile of peanut butter and honey and beans. Peanut butter and honey and beans. Peanut butter beans, I feel great. Wow, I really don't want to be sick. I don't want that pandemic over here. It's actually attracting it to you.

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because I got food and stuff, but I'm literally looking at my neighbors now, and I'm going. I'm ready to hang them up, and God damn it's getting them a chop them up. You know what I'm ready. My daughter's on stop and I'm dead I will eat my neighbors, see my super power, it's being honest I will eat your ass, I will, I'm combat model I can self-sufficiency probably the leader, the point is You thought about that yet because I'm so into the fun

You can fix this and start to think why not eat my neighbors You think I like sons, no more neighbor, I'm so good at the thought of you fixing something about having me, my neighbors. You think I like something on my neighbor? I'm gonna hold him up by chain and chop his ass up. I'll do it. My children are going hungry. I will eat your ass. Yeah. I will eat your ass.

Oh, I will eat your ass. I will eat. I will eat your ass. Oh, I will eat your ass. I will eat. I will eat your ass. You fucking know all about this shit. Wow, Kroge. Come on, it's Srirag. Did you have to write down all of the things that he said and sing them for beta? I looked up wiki quote and they had a three-page transcript of that and I couldn't get through the first paragraph And that was with me like speed reading all that. That's amazing. I can do a double album of just that one quote Well, this is a Music-filled show because PJ Filium came back strong Mmm came back real strong. After last weeks I will eat your ass song,

which I think yours is better, Kronge. I'm gonna say it. I was inspired by him. I hear in his eyes I was laughing my ass off. Oh my god. I gotta respond to PJ. So PJ put together a butto surfers parody that is fan fucking Tassik.

I'm growing the Empire baby. I think I ever gave a f***ing shit. Like I actually went out of my way to give a sh**. Carly got with Patrick. Patrick watched the kids. Pat was patting Patrick's back about everything he did. Carly had a real job in shame, as was a loser. He didn't want to watch their kids, but beggars can't be twosers.

Patrick started podcasting about them shit like rain, with kids crying in the background. Got his kids are such a pain, the kids just want attention. They want love from their father, but his kids won't get him fame. So why even bother? Todd ignores the sun sometime Show you the reports and shows Hoping if he doesn't acknowledge them They'll leave him to a pocket loan You add some music in the background

To hide his children's cries Tony Hinch, clip called one of his jokes Smarts them a neglect is just a fight Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's so so well done. Thank you PJ for putting that together and it doesn't end there crouch. Oh shit We had another song that came in. This is from Hayden Luck who sent in this ditty And now this is a song for Carl 3 2 1 go Thank you Carl. Thank you Carl For making a podcast

And the autism you have given to you I sing It's phenomenal wow some good submissions this one wow Wow! Some good submissions this one. Wow! I love that, Abueless. Crows, you brought more clips than what we've played so far. Yeah, I got a couple things I wanted to present to you.

Is there anything I should do to transition to the next part of the show? What do you mean? If you had a song about that guy, Obi, that would be a cool thing to like play So I discovered this week Carl that I fucking hate myself and I listened to the OP show on purpose. Nice. He had a woman on named Sue Costello

and we were talking about good questions to ask. Here's OP's opening question to Sue, number 23. So how are you doing with this self-isolation, this stay at home, this quarantining, this social distancing, this, should I wear a mask or not? Should I wear gloves, should I go shopping, should I stay in a line? What the hell do we do?

How do you answer that? Yeah, that was not a really a question. Yeah, not really a real question, but it's opening question So I'll be still not handling this Well, how do you feel about 70s rock? How do you feel about what's up? But how do you feel about oh? God and this they go this goes into a long Political discussion and like if I wanted to hear a bunch of 50 somethings talk about politics,

I would basically go to anyone's fucking dinner table anywhere in the country. Like, who gives a shit? Who is like waiting to hear this? And from like comedians, you know what I mean? Like, I don't even want to hear fucking news people talking about the news anymore. Let alone comedians. But here's number 24. It's the only interesting thing Opie brings to this. Hold on, I have to stop you right there.

Sorry, go. Who are the comedians in this mix? Who is the, is our comedian in this? I was trying to be a janitor. Okay, the comedians. Know who I like? You ready for this? Yeah.

Andrew Cuomo, Nipples and All. Oh boy. Oh, I just, I mean, it just gives you the douche chills. So, did you think that was going to be the funny joke? So this comes, this happens a couple times where he like goes for something and he doesn't get a response. And he gives you the old like, please clap kind of thing. You know what I mean? It happens over and over again. The only one I grabbed because it was like brutal was number 25

Well, then we'd have to come up with our our diabolical laughs I'm kind of bummed you didn't do the diabolical laugh. Let me hear a diabolical. I'll deal with you Are we listening to shamelessly show again? What just happened? What's going on? Is it a child making this show? I mean, it's one thing when you're, when it's like, when forced laughter's going on, but it's another thing when it's like,

hey, you gotta come on, do a cool laugh. Come on, for some laughter, please. So, all right, so anyway, who is this person that he's talking to? I don't know who that is. So, Suca Stalo is a she's a woman. She does like a daily internet show. She used to be a comedian, but obviously there's no comedy going on right now. Okay, but she's putting together a movie. Now I thought this was really interesting because she had a role that was perfect for OP.

because she had a role that was perfect for OP. So during the conversation, she kind of presents this to OP, like, hey, I got this role, that's fucking perfect for you, buddy. And here's number 26. So I've already done a couple of meet and greets with, that's what I'm gonna call it, with the kids playing my son, and the girl playing my best friend.

And we want you to play the guy who sexually harass harasses me that's what i want you to play what you think i was good for that role i'm not i'm not i'm not what is wrong with you i'm not i'm not

i think it's gonna be your answer okay so she wants to play the guy and then they go on and it's like it's like a kind of a me too part of the story But it's before that so it's like this guy is a he's a he's in a position of power. He's a boss But he's really like aggressive towards her and then Opie for reason comedian who wants to write a movie a comedian who wants to write a movie a comedian for reasons that are fucking completely beyond me Opie starts like Identifying with the characters like well, maybe he's not that bad. Maybe just his misunderstood. So here's number 27 and oh boy and

but you have a wife. Oh, I have a wife So me coming on to you is is sexually harassing you Maybe it's I just think you're cute. And then maybe I want to like move on from my marriage and start dating you. But it's the way you go about it in the office. That's the problem. Uh oh. And how do I go about it? You come right out. You push me onto the desk and try to crawl on top of me. Yeah. No, you're kind of missing it, Opie. Your character would hold her down and try to force a leakissar.

It's not a cute thing where you're trying to leave your marriage. I don't even know where he's going. They're like, ah, maybe this guy's not so bad. Well, then he started giggling when she explained how terrible this person would act. And then yeah, everybody has a big laugh about it It's very strange. That's weird and then they they wrap it up with number 28 and you know how like every once in a while Opie seems like Self-aware for like two seconds. Yeah

Weird said it goes away quickly. So here's 28. I haven't even bought about casting any other pompous assholes Really that's great I'm the bread pit of pompous assholes That's awesome. I mean that's awesome. I couldn't have said it any better than that god damn it if it's Between him and stuttering John for sure Yeah, and those two are supposed to do a show together I don't know if I've talked about this in the show, but there have been tweets of them going on him and Stuttering John for sure. Yeah. And those two are supposed to do a show together. I don't know if I've talked about this in the show, but there have been tweets of them

going on. I probably did. There have been tweets that have gone out about them doing shows together. Really? Please, please. It's going to open at your show, John. Yeah, that would be amazing. Yeah.

Well, I think that would be the topic of conversation for the next three months of who I've spied down. If John and Oby combined forces. Oh, man. Yeah, that would just be, that would be some glory days. And my co-host, Casey Armstrong. Yeah, that's a case.

So, even Casey's like, fuck these cops. Yeah, really? Really? All right, we're here. All right, so this is just kind of random but they start talking about the the film mommy Derris from 100 years ago here's number 29 all right but the only person who ever suffered from that was like what was Joan Crossard when she played mommy Derris that's the only person that career

suffered from doing something a bad role you had to mention mommy Derris good time they thought she was really like that so she could never do another all-crishee was so good at it and uh... she portrayed my mom no why are you and and

that's my mom oh god the yell and screaming while i was growing up anyway that's for another time there, Sucastle. Yeah, so she mentions a movie. And first of all, Joan Crawford is an in mommy deer. She's portrayed in mommy deer. I know that's nitpicking, but come on. Yeah.

And that's like his Niagara Falls. That's his and slowly I turn. It's that key word that sets him off. Yeah. And he's got a start to an impression. And it's like he's having feet on flashbacks You know what I mean? Yeah helicopters are going in the background. There's a tower. It's a whole fucking thing now

I did just melt down just that yeah, it's yeah, it's very comfortable So that he mentions Already it's a small world now. I Now, this is all new to me. I didn't know this, but I guess him and Arty hung out or had a podcast or whatever. Maybe I, this fell out of the back of my brain or whatever. OPEN, Arty had a podcast together? Oh, you didn't know this.

Okay. We've all certainly didn't have that. Because I, unless I was, oh my God, I swear, Carl would have talked about this or we would have reviewed something, whatever. So this is fucking breaking news then okay Open already together at last here's number 30 already lying Yeah, fuck already lying. That's what I say today

That's what I say today Whoa, okay, all right That's just when the name comes up. I'm sorry. So 31 is where he actually tells the fucking story. Okay, because you know who did have a show with Arty Lang, that would be Anthony Kubia. Yeah, it was, they already had Anthony's show.

But it was all, I don't be sick, he's Anthony Kubia. But apparently it was almost the Arty and Opie show or something, if you can, I know Opie wanted that to happen. If you can make heads of tails of this. He started doing my radio show. He had great appearances on my radio show.

Even though he was cutting him short a lot to go to the bathroom and to run out of serious exam. But still, I got some great stuff out of him. And then he started texting me and DM me and stuff that he really enjoyed doing my radio show. And he was thinking that we had something and that maybe we could put a show together. Me and Arty, fast forward,

the guy doesn't even put me on his podcast. Now what's another guy? I bet you it's because you're good. I'm too good, right? Yeah. Now there's a lot going on. Wow, that's funny because again, Arty started up a show again.

Yeah. He had Anthony Cumian as a two-parter. Anthony Cumian was one of his featured guests on there. He's had a lot of great guests. Yeah, yeah. But they're normally like comedians or people who are interesting. Opie would not fit in in the guest list

that already had out his show. Yeah, well it's, so the whole middle of that clip that we just heard was him like, getting angry. I mean, he's disguised in his comedy I think or thinly veiled maybe, but it's not, it's somebody who's angry. And he's like, are he's big time in me? Are he like, in the secret messages, he told me like, secretly, oh buddy, you and me, we're awesome, we're gonna do a show together, it's gonna be so fun. He told me that, it's so awesome you and me, we're awesome. We're gonna do a show together. It's gonna be so fun. He told me that. It's so awesome.

And now let's fuck it too big. And this, you know, the whole fuck already length thing is, is weird. That's some charged language. This is not going on there. Yeah. And then the way that she wraps it up is she says, you know why OP?

It's cause you're so good. Yeah. The reason they don't want you on their show. She was putting a tough spot right there. And that was probably the best way to get out of it. I would not have thought of that. Yeah. Can I just be honest with you, Crows?

Oh, but you're too good for Arty Lane would never have come out of my mouth. In that scenario. I probably just would have started laughing hysterically at the guy, of the debacle left or no. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah!

Or he doesn't care about you, you suck! Ha ha ha! And it's like she even stepped it back and was just like, but you're just too good, like period, like you're just too, you're on another level from these losers, like not even just already, but just fucking. You know what's funny about that? OP is upset because he used to have a radio show

that was heard by millions of people and he was able to get big guests on it. Yeah. Now he has a podcast that's heard by you and me. And that's about it. And nobody wants to be a guest on it anymore. Yeah. And he thinks that they've turned on him

when really that's how show business works. Well, however, Anthony Cumia has a show that's watched by a few dozen people. He just had Joe Rogan on the other day. Yeah. He's able to get big guests. That's about as big as you can get right now because people like Anthony Cumia and his show is funny. Yeah, it's almost as though Opie hasn't been able to form a single

human connection. Right. Any of the friendly people who were like on his side and rooting for him over hit the span of his entire life. It's shocking. Let's hear him rap it up. Here's the last thing they say about Arty. Had Mark Marron on my radio show for years. He did great radio, but no one knew Mark Baron like they knew him today. And what happens to these people? Now that I'm not on the top of the mountain anymore, I'm not needed so you're not going to help the opster out and give him a little push. I don't know what you know, I think it's because new good OBS, where does our I do? That's a hard number. I like that. And that already laying not once on his podcast, that already laying.

And then I try to get him on my podcast. And they pretty much said, well, he could maybe call in. Call in. Yeah, you fucking. Take it. I'm going to leave the way to call in your podcast. Oh, great.

Let's set it up. Seriously. Give you a date and a time. What's it doing? And doesn't that say at all like this whole thing that he's yelling about, he could have had, like no, no, he would have called in your show.

Well, fuck that, bullshit. You call it in my fucking show. What am I, some fucking asshole with a podcast? Yes, that's what you are, no one cares. And like, as you can hear, that's a long topic of discussion. That's like, it goes into a whole thing about holy fuck, I'm such a victim, everybody's fucking me over.

And that poor woman's just like, it's so, it's cause you're so good. It's cause you're so good. Cause you're so good. Oh man, maybe that's like, people don't want to be a guest out there show because that's to be your fucking psychiatrist. You're right there, you think?

It's kind of annoying. That's really fascinating. Yeah. Right there. Oh, and that listening to Opie, that's an hour I'll never get back. You think it's kind of a no egg. That's really fascinating. Yeah right there Oh, and that listening to OP that's an hour. I'll never get back if Arty Lane put out a podcast tomorrow That was called the Arty Lane fart into a microphone for 25 second show It would get more downloads than OP radio. Yeah, buy a lot if he put out a podcast that was just him urinating That's a great idea. Why did somebody do that?

He could probably make like $48.14. Anchor.fm slash Ppod. Let's look it up. Let's see where we're at right now with our anchor.fm money because we are killing it. We have people subscribing. I want to get some shout outs. I want to, oh, I don't go to the wrong thing right now.

I'm hanging out in the slows and I gosh. You're on the wrong p-pod. All right, so anchor.fm slash p-pod, we now are up to $64.51 in earnings. And I promise you, we will put some percentage of that to charity. Is it gonna be a P based charity? Like a neurology foundation? That's interesting.

That's interesting. Because you want to be an advisor? Not really. I'm the Peacot board. I try to keep far away from things like that. Dude, it's been a month. We've had 6,000 plays. Jeez.

The people had that fucking amazing. Do you remember which shameless was bragging about a hundred downloads for a single episode? Yeah, I mean, we just like this. And you out-earned him by orders of men. You're making exponentially more money. Peeing than he does, Working 24-7 on this content and I'm putting giant quotes around working. Dude, I have fuck you money right now. Are you

kidding me? Yeah, seriously. $60? You've taken a leak money. I mean divided by three. Yeah, take off the charity and... Boo! Crozier's advisory commission. All right, we're running way over. Yeah, let's keep going through this. What else you got for us, buddy? All right, let's blast through these because I think this is gonna be interesting. Okay. I found a new podcast, Carl.

And some of it's gonna maybe sound a little familiar to you. Okay. This is the clever name podcast, not a can of not. This is two dudes. One of them lives in his parents basement For real or is that just like the thing that you always say no, we'll get to it Okay, it's a for real so back in December of 2018 Andy joined you and me We talked about a show called caller daddy. Yeah a week later

Well, we can half later Clevver name pod introduced a new segment that they called Fraudpod where they listen to Caller Daddy and made fun of it. So but let's fast forward to just a couple weeks ago. Here's the middle of April. Here's them introducing their segment Fraudpod. Here's number 33. Well, fucking music is that dude.

Can I just cut that together for an intro now? That's gonna be the intro Fraud Well, that's how we're starting it then, but So you sent me last time way I guess last time we were doing a podcast, even you sent me the link to the Stuttering John podcast. And does do people even remember who Stuttering John is? Cause I don't, I don't think so. I didn't even know who he was until people were goofing on him.

Okay. So that I guess, you know what I mean? I guess people do need like a refresher course. And then they go on a whole long thing of who Howard Stern is, who's Stuttering John is, uh, this whole thing. They never even heard of Stuttering John until people were making fun of it. I have something to say to these people. Fuck you.

So, uh, number 34 is they present the idea that they're going to go with. His live streams are just all people dumping on him now and he's slowly getting angry. It's amazing. I'm pretty sure there's supercuts now. This is terrible. But he, so now Jason Ellis and Stuttering John, I believe, I don't know you, have you listened to this full thing? I haven't even fucking touched this. I didn't listen to the full thing, but I've heard clips of it and it's all incredibly bad. They're doing those wrong. They heard clips. They heard clips of Stuttering John interviewing Jason Ellis. I can't imagine where they were.

Yeah, where were they? They heard those clips. So these fucking assholes are ripping us off a week after we do it. Now number 35, they just hit play. Now listen, the audio quality sucks, but that's what I'm trying to say. The audio quality sucks.

So just fucking bear with me. You fucking asshole, stop judging me what I'm trying to say. The audio quality sucks. So just fucking bear with me. You fucking asshole. Stop judging me. I'm trying to prove a point. They better be patriotic supporters. I'm gonna say about that. So I figure we could just like mystery science theater this shit and just click play and see what happens. but because I haven't really taken too much of a look at it, but let's kick it off. Awesome. You got to turn that up. You know what?

This is his audio and like, okay, no, it is low on YouTube. I'm like, how do I know that? Max audio is still low. And it's, you know what? All right, let me just tell everyone your name. This is Jason Ellis. He has his own series XM show. But what I noticed about you,

you're a much more famous version of me. Because I'm a loser from the house, don't you? Now, again, they just hit play on this podcast and it's like, there's segments where it's 90 seconds, it's 120 seconds, and they don't say anything. And then they'll laugh or they'll chime in or whatever. Okay. Let's listen to them summarize the Stuttering John show. Okay, with me, these are compilation clips and just see if any of this sounds familiar

to you, Carl. I just wonder this is fucking kidding. This is number 36. He plays like unedited Howard Stern shows and then was like mad at people for playing clips of his show and threatening to sue them when they were goofing on him. So he's an idiot. I completely agree. Like his show was coming out only in one year like he couldn't figure out dual channel Hacking a layer. He was like begging people to help him Because everyone abandoned him he had an editor and his editor was like yeah, bro. I have to go run for office so I Can't edit for you anymore. I

Don't know man. It's like know, like a good night for me. I crush like five or six beers and then I smoke like a bunch of weed and go to bed. It's like Jesus. Wow. All right. Well, I'm guessing Stuttering John is looking back on his his life and going, wow, it sucks that I peaked so long. Oh my God. All it is is glory days. Like it's just like that's playing on a fucking glory days. Clever name for a podcast you are ripping us off. And by the way, the clever is the word clever in the name of your podcast.

Now, Carl, you say that, but clearly they've listened to hundreds of hours of the Southern John show. Yeah, what? Okay, do these safe conclusions on their own? Why don't you hit number 37? He like, like, Stuttering John is like 50 and like a decrepit alcoholic and he like threatens people with fighting all the time. People. Like all his trolls and his haters, he's like he threatens them, he's like, yeah, like, you know, if they wouldn't say that shit if we were face to face because I beat the crap.

I was like, John, you're like a handicap old man. Like, you get fucking rolled over by these people. face to face because I beat the crap over it's like John you're like a handicap old man like you get fucking rolled over by these people and they're probably running off of Wi-Fi in a in a cafe because fucking John can't afford his own internet actually he got his hydro shut off uh which only happens if you don't pay for like three months oh god that that is crazy that crazy. You forgot to pay the bill guys. You get you it. Also, like John used to be all about using all the inappropriate words, like the offensive words, but then his kid came out and now he's like super PC, but he still likes to use those words sometimes and he's retarded and tries to like he can't

like bounce it out and it's hilarious watching him try to do that. Well let's try and recover and see what's going on. He really get to see how he's got me to job on the tonight show. I know I know I'm just it's just over and over and over again. One more come on dude 38 what do you got? What do you got? West Tully would. One of his questions that he went through was What do you got? What do you got? Where do you got? Where do you got? Where do you got? Where do you got? Where do you got? West Hollywood.

One of his questions that he went through was, where do you record your podcast? Like, how is the traffic? How is the traffic? Because they're having one of those Hollywood people conversations. Like, was it by the nine or the highway? Yeah. Yeah. Go down the one to get that.

Oh, let me tell you about the traffic. The traffic on the 405 my guy oh man in the latest one of his latest ones he's straight up says like I met a chick on Tinder and she said like look here's the deal if you want to have sex with me you gotta pay my rent and he's like well I can't afford that that's the clip I pulled all of this is shit that we talked about here fun of this fucking microphone they are summarizing w atp They're not even summarizing the Southern John show. They're just like what they should say is will Carl and Crouch said this

Well, Andy said this, Carl and Vinnie said this that should be the entire show That's I just gonna say now look there are two instances where they talk about another Podcast now this first one. it's gonna sound fucked up, but this is the context. It's them reading through comments on YouTube, and it sounds like there's blurting shit out. It's cause there's just blurting shit out. Here's no more 39.

Why is this? If you go down to the comments, can you scroll down to the comments? 2000 seemed really, really low for even just the stuttering, John, who are these podcasts? There's two comments. That's it. I mean, I don't even know what that means.

They're just reading through the comments and they shout that out. Number 40, they bring up the source of something. Now, now tell me if this story sounds familiar to Carl. Okay, we need to go. So W-A-T-P tried to get one of their buddies around the comedy club to book Stuttering John and his agent wanted like a ton of shit and like all of the ticket sales and shit. It was fucking ridiculous. Wait,

he had John's agent. John has an agent. Whoever was booking for him. I don't know who it was. It could have been John pretending to be someone for all I am. Okay. So they did say WP there. Yeah, which is fine. I know it might have an Arap up show. If these guys wanna put out a show that summarizes what we've talked about and make it less entertaining, they can do that. Just say that we listen to WATP

and we're gonna talk about what we heard out there. Yeah, dude, these guys are, I mean, you're listening now, so I'll just talk to you directly. You're literally summarizing all the fucking clips from this show and all the fucking jokes from this show Well making it less funny. Well making it way less funny. Now Carl you might say Crows okay enough. We fucking get it. No, no, you don't fucking get it. You want to hear what else they talk about Carl? No, no, no. I don't know who I don't know who Patrick Michael is. I don't know who that is I don't know who glitch Fredberg is yet another name, too, didn't he?

Shamest Pachillion. She's guys are talking about Stuttering John and Patrick Michael. This is just coincidence They're latest episode. This is from last week. Really? They talk about Patrick Michael now How did they discover Patrick? Why did they discover Patrick 42? My favorite was he shoot gum. He used to just like do movie reviews That's where like originally everyone found him and He would just read IMDB pages and be like huh. Well, that's interesting. All right guys And he'd have like 40 different intro music bits right pages and be like, huh, well that's interesting. Alright guys, and you'd have like 40 different intro music bits.

Right. I would be like, guys, we're doing movie reviews today and pay an intro music bit. And then it'd be like, alright, this week on the movie review it's whatever the movie is, another intro music sting. Like, it was ridiculous. Yeah, no shit, no fucking shit. That's the, okay. Boater guy in the discard says, this show, no fucking shit. That's the okay. Boater guy at the discard says this show sounds lit.

Seriously, now, I mean, I could pull you another dozen examples here. Just two quick ones here. These guys were beating shit. They heard on W ATP number 43. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, he's got a bit where he's just talking shit on Bert Chrysher and how he just does a stupid laugh and don't laugh at

your own jokes on stage. So, you know, I agree with that. Now, I'm sorry, I forget what's Cole Hoaster was, but they cite exactly that here on your air. Correct. Number 44, they didn't think the cauliflower ear bit was funny. Now, could you imagine a giant fat man with cauliflower ear? A giant sat man with cauliflower ear. Would he eat it? BOOM! BOOM! What? That was me.

I... No, just why. I... I... I didn't get the jokes at all. That drops, too? They have the price is right, losing orange rock! The fuck?

The other fuckers are Canadian! You didn't grow up and bob Barker. Don't get me this fucking bullshit. You're playing the drops from WATP while reviewing the podcast of WATP reviews. While making the jokes that people make on WATP, what in the fucking hole? How the hell is going on here, car?

This is some discovery. This is fucking wild. This is wild. So I punch in. I'm like, you know what? I gotta some discovery. This is fucking wild. This is wild. So I punch in. I'm like, you know what? I got to bring a little something to Carl here. You know what I mean? So I punch in Glitch Freiburg.

The show comes up. Who is Glitch Freiburg? I'm like, huh, well, this is interesting. I start listening to this. I'm like, holy shit, I bring it up. Two weeks back is the Stuttering John Show. I'm like, more than fucker. Dude, I was listening to this. My fucking

My mind was just expanding. Any episodes or recats of stuff that we've already talked about. Do they have any type of original thoughts in their minds? Let's hear what they're talking about. So here's number 47. Okay. Somebody's knocking on your window. We're doing charcoal barbecue. I think our hamburgers are ready. We got to wrap this up. Oh, you're going to fucking hamburgers? Fucking guy. Yeah.

Okay, well, I got one more news story and then we can wrap this up. As fucking parents are wrapping on the window, Johnny. Come on, you got to fucking your burgers are ready. Your burgers are ready. You got to stop doing your podcast. Oh, now I feel bad. But wait, before you go, we have to read a news story. Listen, I, this was a long fucking thing. It was a 10 minute thing where they read a,

a new story in depth. Okay. What kind of news story was it? Number 48. Like, sometimes I like to go cliff-dive it and stuff like that. Things get my heart racing. So I thought I would download copious amounts of child porn. 10 minutes of a guy who downloaded child porn. I got a recipe for it They read newspapers. They got clips. They did the creep off. Yeah, I did an episode of a Creep off after they did an episode of WATP. I'm not fucking with you. I didn't hire these guys I didn't pay him on fire to do this shit This is like some elaborate inception fucking weird fucking blackmail Twilight zone bit. This is a real thing that exists that I fucking found these guys do Shocking your thing can I ask a question please is Casey booked to be on their show next week

I think they're gonna have Casey I'm sorry. So listen. I mean you guys have any thoughts on David Lee Ross You know this is shocking. This is here. It's quite a discovery. It's weird. And I'm fine with it. Except for the fact they're not giving us the right amount of credit for it. I do have a show about it. And like five. So, but here's the thing. Are they the discord right now? They have to be right? They're like the biggest fans of us ever. I mean, they've listened to months and months and months were the shows. They're like the biggest fans of us ever. I mean they've listened to months and months and months were the shows. They have on the tip of their tongue all the shit that we've said about Stuttering John over months of time. I mean this is it's fucking crazy. That's awesome. Now listen man,

you know I used to enjoy a bit of cold drink. Yeah. I don't so much anymore, but I'm not the fucking fun police. I see Carl's on his 90s white claw. I'm not busted as balls about who gives a shit I'm not dude. It's not my fucking place. Yeah, but like if somebody I knew had a problem and like, you know Was spending their nights just getting blind drunk alone with their pilot guitars I would step in if you like, you know what? I've been there. I've done that like I've done a lot of that It's it's not as it's not that great. Like, you know, it's time to like step back. And so I'm saying to you, clever name podcast.

Don't go down this road. I've been down this road. This is a dead end life. When you spend your time listening to people like Shamist and Stuttering John and fucking Opie for fun and mirth and joy, you, there's nothing left in your life. You're just a sad empty shell of a Dr. Pepper drinking fucking loser and like You don't eat there's still time you guys are young your fucking Canadian you got fucking healthcare for Christ

Go out and do something with your life leave the basement dude get some charcoal and grill your own fucking burgers You know what I'm saying right don't eat the fucking leftovers that your parents and our little fucking serving you what an inspirational yes I'm impressed right now crouch we listen to podcasts so you don't have to I destroyed my entire fucking 20s 30s most of my 40s but and you don't have to you don't have to there's still time for you anyway Carl did the fucking shame say anything this week Wow that's some presentation right there Grosch I did not know this was going on

Did these guys have a YouTube too that we can check out yeah they got pics they got a whole thing It's yeah out there man're out there, man. Clever name. Well, thank you. Thank you for enjoying our show so much. And please, donate on Patreon because you can also talk about the thing that I was talking to Dick Masterson about the other day of your life. Honestly.

Wow. All right. Cool. The wrap-up show. Clever name for a podcast. Anything else that you wanted to play? Any other clips that you had on here? No.

So I'll do this. We'll teach you. We'll teach you. We'll teach you. We'll teach you. We'll teach you. We'll teach you. We'll teach you.

We'll teach you. I don't know what show we're doing next week, but I will teach this. I will teach something though. Coach, come on. You can tell it all by shit together today, right? Yeah. For the obvious.

I will say this, we have someone coming back to cohost who hasn't cohosted in a long time. And I'm very excited about that. So we'll figure out what show we're gonna do. And we'll have another episode for you. Next week here on WATP. And then clever name, we'll talk about it a week later, and you can find out what they thought was interesting.

Yeah. Gross, thank you so much for coming on. Of course. All of your hard work listening to OP, listening to Clevver Name for a podcast, listening to Dean Del Rey. I very much appreciate it. Is there anything that you wanted to plug? Yeah, I'll be on Reddit later.

My name is the Brad Pitt of Popus Assles. So please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the must-fitz of morning radio. Park your own. He's cold right now.

Oh shit. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. Think about it. What did the industry do?

What you were supposed to do? This dude is fucking corny. That's fascinating. Please go on. Mother made. Don't forget to be a shed for a day. That doesn't make any sense, Rick. I don't know. I don't get it.

It makes no sense. Crush, let's talk about our voice mailers real quick. Because voice mailers got a voice mail. Yeah. Hey Carl, Juan Melinda is here. Just one of the stay I'm streaming the Peepod. Excellent work. Five out of five stars. I'm planning a family vacation to carry Indiana this summer. Hmm. To see the rain. Thank man. That's how you to voicemail played people. Mention the Peepod. Throw out

Gary Indiana. Some of the shameless reference you will get played every time. Hey Carl it's me. I'm just getting a little bored with the Peapod. I'm hoping maybe you could step it up a little bit. Maybe you could put out a poo pod. I think it'd be a great platform for video element. Thanks. Call me back. Where are you twitch.tv? I don't know if you've noticed this crush but the voicemail segment isn't what it used to be. Have you picked up by this too? Yeah.

So Carl, I'm sitting here listening to some old episodes while I'm out working shit. And evidently, the voicemail section comes up and I listen to these old episodes and I just remember how much better the voicemail section used to be. Like what happened to the classics, like purple and green and... Dad, and Jen.

That guy who called it a few times, Dracula, and I mean, I guess Boomer guy, guy who called it a few times, Dracula. I mean, I guess Boomer guy, but he still kind of calls in sometimes. Yeah, no, we don't speak in that. That's really guy. You know, just like all the old classics, like everybody who was funny back in the day.

Now it's just, you know, big retards. I don't know. If you're out there calling guys, please, we miss you. We need you. Call me back. I love that anybody thinks that there was a tie when the break spell cycle was good. God, just miss it when it was good. Go back and lesson.

It was never. Hey, Kyle, this is you. You're all just speaking. Hey, um, just listening to the latest episode of the P pod go back in less than it was never got hey call this is your urologist speaking hey um just listening to the latest episode of the p-pod and uh... you know i think you need to give me a call so uh... based on the uh... turn of your uh... tinkle um... something to be

prostate cancer or probably the worst case of rubbidic i've ever seen or probably the worst case of Rubinic, I bet the same. Yeah, I'm the best. Oh, and a punchline to boot. Well done, my friend. All right, let's talk about our merch. And I talk about our merch yet. We got a new design, so you check it out.

Hey, what's up, Carl? What's up? It's Rich again. Hey Rich. I was just looking at your saggedy t-shirt, you know? They're all black. It's like black and black. just looking at your saggy t-shirt you know uh... the whole black it's like black and uh... black

and more black uh... budget trash cans uh... i think i'm gonna i'm gonna pick out the uh... would you like like a little friend of black and black you want the green trash can on black or would you like the black and green trash can I want the black green you want the black and green that's a great thing Carl I know you're the fucking marketing wizard you know and I would like to shout out to Aldi Faggot that don't know how to talk shit in your voice mills and a talk shit in your voicemails. And I had a talk shit. Oh fuck, fuck it up. I'll call back home.

Just as he was calling a shot, too. And another thing that I wanted to do is I want to tell these people don't have a call that, ah, yeah. Oh, as I go say, so when you click into a product, every color you want is there, you can choose whatever color you want. Oh, there you go.

You don't have to buy a black shirt, but you don't know how to work a mouse. But you do have to click, yeah, into the product itself. Now, listen, if this guy's girlfriend is listening, just blink twice and Carl and I will call for help. It's okay. Yeah. Don't worry about it.

We can, we're with you on this. And OP will sexually harass you. Yeah. The same guy called back again Hey, Carl sorry I was trying to get my girlfriend to talk, you know She's kind of a fucking do you retard you know a little in Frank and all that type of thing and you know

There are guys who can't get laid. And there's guys like this. So he's blaming his girlfriend for him bombing in that earlier call. Yeah. I don't think it's your girlfriend's fault. Well, and furthermore her religion. I don't care how Jewish she is.

I don't know all this. Yeah, that's, that's wild. Uh, last week, was it last week we had Brian Johnson on yes comic book men that was a lot of fun that was that was a big deal for us and the voice mowers wanted to let us know what a great job we did hey Robert Dick what's up buddy please don't have blind Johnson anymore why was he shitty guess now but you get to be like a little school girl bitch Over the top laughter. What the fuck is this compound?

Call me back Yeah, it's pretty funny too I guess I can't argue with any of that. Yeah Our buddy producer Chris sent over a drop That we do have to play and I forgot to load this up on the board I'm like doing ASMR right now. Hey everybody Do you guys uh do you guys watch Rick and Morty? Because uh the latest episode had a drop Morty stop talking to your sister about jerking off.

Everyone pretend podcasting isn't boring. Alright, that's the show this week everybody. Wow! What a roller coaster ride! Yeah. Yeah, no one likes this part of the show. You guys should all just kill yourselves. you