Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep207 - POOCAST

Episode Date: May 24, 2020

A couple of lads from the UK have a show about poop. We reviewed the third episode. Digi-nee and I totally disagree about the quality of this show. Then, spoiler, turns out Digi lost interest 10 minutes in and barely paid attention after that. We touch on a few important topics on this episode. Opie is jelly of Joe Rogan, Alex Jones is ready to team up with Joe and go to war, Stuttering John sucks at broadcasting, and Patrick Michael talks for an hour about how he didn't do something that would have been cool.  Bonus episodes - http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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W-A-T-P! W-E-T-P! Hello, bag slappers and guzzlers. Welcome to the Arpsom Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that says, You Brought Or You Rubber Dick. I'm your host, Cara, with me this week, the artist formerly known as Digi Bro. What's up, Digi?

Yeah, I'm Digi Nay now. Wee-ee! Digi Nay, welcome to the show. Dude, it's weird. Even when I'm on the show, when I hear the intro, it tricks me into thinking I'm just listening to it and like for a second after a member I'm actually here in the moment. Don't you gal w attp at home though when you're listening to it? Oh, of course Of course, so I usually I recite the entire intro along with it

But I come to realize that because of the delay that comes off really autistic when you do it on the show Yeah, probably not a guy. Yeah, But please go to who are these guys? We can get our email address and voice mail number linked to our separate link to the Discord server, link to our merchandise and link to our Patreon featuring a new bonus episode every single month. I'm going to do another bonus episode next week. We're going to get two out this month. That's the plan anyway.

We also encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on iTunes and then shit all over us in the comments section I believe Vic will be on later to read some new comments that we've gotten coming in but before we do that We'll be reviewing a podcast called PooCast This was a suggestion that came in from Ron We have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand Let's get into it. This is a podcast slash YouTube show hosted by Jed and Oliver. And before we say anything, I want to read the note that came in that suggested that we

do this show. Because I think it's important to put this in context before we get into it. What's up, Carl? I love your show. Listen to so many episodes. I hope your legs are still fine and non-broken. I'm emailing here because I found a weirdest fuck podcast by a couple of man childs. They're YouTubers as well. So this is some unique little why are they are they man childs are they just childs? Yeah, they're 17 or so.

And one of them they're one of them at least definitely lives with his mom because his mom interrupts him during the show. He says it's literally called poo cast. And all they talk about is poop, like a couple of fucking kids. They literally have a sense of humor of five-year-olds. I swear, at a couple of points, the host is rubbing the mic against stuff to make him not just noise, absolutely stupid. That was fucking hilarious.

I have to say this take is surprising to me that this guy has. I thought this show was funny as shit. I loved it. Great, well let's play it quick that sums up the show. This is the sums up the show for me. Tick, tick, tick, tick. Oh, I should set this up a little bit.

The guy is pretending to have the iron man Weapons and is the palm of his hands. That's the noise he's making. Okay Squeaky Oh my chance usually more squeaking on this my dick is so itchy dude. Fuck. This is the show that you thought was funny. You're like that. You don't think it's funny that he just blurt out my dick is so itchy dude. That was near the end of the show. At the beginning of the show he talks about his dick tail. I'm just saying I'm touching my cock so much dude. This is embarrassing. What the fuck? I is embarrassing. What the? I mean, the show literally opens with the two guys just like insisting they're gonna suck

each other's dick. Like, aggressively, like, I'm gonna suck your dick. I'll suck your dick. It's, you know, it's that kind of show. Yeah, so that's a kind of show that you would show. A good show, right? Right, quality content is what you're trying to say. I want to get into because did you, you're a YouTuber? And these guys are really into YouTube

and their YouTube views before we get into the poo side of poocast, because that's important too. I'm not going to sweep it out of the rug. We're going to talk about it. But before we get into that, we got to talk about these guys discussing their YouTube subscribers and views. And I do want to point out that this was on a channel called Jed draws epic Minecraft that has 86 subscribers. Not 86,000. Not even 86,000. 86 subscribers. Here's their talking about their views. It's difficult to focus on like,

Oh dude, I've got 70 subscribers since Blubber Blah. Because I don't really think about the long term. I normally just look at my newest video and I'm like, Oh shit, views are down by blah, blah, blah, percent. And fucking, I got five comments instead of 10, or you know, whatever it is. This is the part where they get a little bit serious. This video, I don't know. That's the stuff they need to cut out of the show.

Yeah, thank you. Like this show, it's an hour long. Yeah. It could be 15 minutes and be five times better. Like, they try to make it a podcast and I don't really know why. Cause it's more of an edited video thing. Like, did you actually watch the video or just listen to it? No, I watched it.

Yeah, no, they definitely went back and edited the shit out of it, which was surprising to me that they would then decide to put it on the internet after hurts. There's lots of like cutaway gags, weird parts, experimental stuff where they're like kind of breaking the format by having one of them like pick up their camera and go take a piss. Like, it just strikes me as two very young guys very excited to experiment with the idea of like what a podcast and video cast can be.

It's a kind of, but they have no life experiences, so there's nothing for them to talk about. Like, it's all nonsense, and it's very Eric Andre-esque. I would definitely say they're big fans of Eric Andre show, Sam Hyde, Million Dollar Extreme. Like, it's clearly performance artist wanna be kids. And I think they have something in that there are moments that made me laugh, and I thought the editing

and some of the ideas were good. But like, when they actually start talking about anything, I couldn't give less of a single fuck. I was like watching other videos at the same time. Like, Dijie, you've lost your goddamn mind on this one. This show is horrific. And to say that they're experimenting or that they're, they have like this new format

they're trying out, it's a Tim and Eric rip off. Eric Andre, yes. I assume that too. Yeah, Tim and Eric as well. Well, I mean, what do you do when you're like, I assume these guys are like 18, right? Like, if they seem like they have three major influences and that's what they're going with.

And it's just like, I guess I'm, I feel like they can do those things better than I could at their age. The fact that they even care about audio quality at all, which only they care about it, they have decent audio and then they fuck with it deliberately by like rubbing the mic's all over shit I don't know. I thought all that was funny. Yeah, you brought up a few things that I need to address

Let's talk first about the guy going pee on the show. He grabs the camera. He's like, oh, this is gonna be awesome And then he gets stagged and then he's too embarrassed to do it I'm gonna come out. Oh. It's so good, they fuck. Oh my god. That's not gonna happen on too shy. God damn it. Well, he cannot be a guest on Peepod. That's for sure. Anchor.fm slash Peepod, everybody.

Don't forget to check that show out. He's got it. This kid's not gonna make it till he grows the balls to piss on camera. Right. You know, on my podcast, I have this kid, Dave Munchy, he's now 18, but he's, he's similar to these guys and then he's like a performance artist kid, but he was pissing regularly on our podcast, very audibly for, for up to a minute on end sometimes. The man would just sit there and drink as much as he could so he could just lock the

biggest piss possible. You know what? It's funny. You say that. You bring that up because Opie was listening to your podcast and he said this. I was impressed by your stream. Obviously, very excited about it. All right.

So you talked about their audio quality being good. This is one of the times where there's screwing around the guy is Moving the microphone far from his face and then moving it up close again, and the other guy's wildly impressed by this Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, go go go go How you doing that? I'm just moving the microphone forwards and backwards in front of my mouth. How did you do that? Wow! It's amazing. It's easily just like smack yourself in the throat.

There's a lot of ways to make obnoxious noises. Not that impressive. Let's get back to the YouTube stats talk because this is a lot of fun. We're watching a video that has 80 views and 41 comments, which is unheard of. That ratio doesn't even make any sense. So no one's watching these videos, but they're obsessed with their viewership.

Some of the videos literally have like 20 views or something to then now most of the time my videos get at least like 200 or something. It's like, but now I've gotten so used to it though that now it's like, you know, it's still 200 views or whatever, but it's like, now it's like, oh, it didn't get this many, but it's like, comparing it to, yeah, yeah, constantly you're just comparing it to everything else. But it's like, dude, fuck you, Jed. Just fucking be happy with what you've got.

You fucking idiot. Fuck you. Yeah, one of these have definitely went down. So Jed is the guy who's talking to himself and third person and saying, I should just be happy with what I have. And he's talked about the percentage of views being down from the previous one. When you're talking about 200 views or 180 views, you don't have to get into percentages.

No, you really don't. Yeah, I mean, anything less than 1,000 is not a blip. You don't have a viewership, I'm sorry. Right, right. It's cute that your body's click on the link you send them and maybe watch for a half a second, but no one's actually discovering you through YouTube.

That's not what that was. I feel like these kids, they've put themselves in a weird position because they're trying to make a show that's deliberately like aggressively retarded and hard to watch. And yet they care about the numbers so much. And it's like, well, if you're, if, first of all, the numbers discussion is boring and nobody gives a fuck

except for you. So cut that out of your fucking podcast. Second of all you want to be a noxious and over the top as your gimmick Go all in don't do all this boring conversation. I'll shit don't do an hour long video make it just wall-to-wall Batch it crazy shit like the Eric Andre show which is like 11 minutes and right Tight and perfect every skid is good And your point that this should have been 15 minutes goes with just about every podcast I listen to it would have been better if it were shorter almost every single time you know cut out the Voice mail segment that let some girl come on and read reviews. There's a lot of things you can do to cut down your show

All right, this is them After they talk about how many views they're getting and how they're depressed, because the views are down or the number of comments, the guy has an epiphany and actually does understand how to do this correctly. But yeah, it's like, you wanna be happy of what you're putting out, which is the most important thing, I think. But also, it's difficult to not be like,

oh, this didn't get as many views, but yeah, yeah. It's like, it's on the verge of self awareness. He's like so close to being self aware. You got to be having what you're putting out. You're putting on a show called poo cast number three. What do you think it's going to be looking for that? Jerry Bantill can help you out with the SEO of your videos. It's fucking terrible.

More about their self-awareness, I did like this part where the guy was listening back to one of the shows that they did and realized he had a crutch word. In the last podcast, I watched part of it through and I just said like so many times. I kept saying- Wait, you're saying you were asking people to like the video? Yeah, yeah, like the video guys, but no, it was, I just kept saying, you know, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, because whenever I'm watching a youtuber and they're like oh I keep saying this I'm like oh yeah I guess he does you know I don't know. I don't know. I'm pretty sure they're saying it. I'll be able to put it away even notice. We do! We do notice it! I can guarantee you! We notice it! Stop it! Fix it! No matter what we'll ever notice it

the way that you will. Well that's true. I'm a little OCD when it comes to that shit, but I like that they're trying to do better, and maybe you're right. These guys in 10 years will have it figured out and will be doing a good job. I mean, I don't know if they're gonna be doing exactly something like this. I think that part of the thing with YouTube

is that the bar for entry is non-existent. So, as long as you have any kind of idea, it's, it is kind of justified to throw it up there and see what happens, you know, but like, after you make a few of these, you got to look at it and go, okay, well, these have a hundred views each, this is clearly not the way forward. Let's evolve the format, you know, like, evolve is, my advice to these kids, evolve as fast as possible. If you're listening to this podcast, when we say say cut it down to 15 minutes, do it now.

Don't put this, do it immediately, cut it down to, even just take the podcast you've already done, cut them down to the funniest parts and reupload them. They'll be better, they will perform better. Nobody wants to sit to an hour long poo cast. Yeah, and if you take them down and put them back up, you might get 20 more views. So that would be bonus right there.

This, the premise of this show is we got to talk about poo stories and this is how he sets it up. This is Jets kind of the host and then Oliver I would say is more of like the guest on the show Jets asking Oliver questions and it starts with us. Do you have any funny poo stories? Yes. Like the one where you go.

Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop. And the poo comes out the bum. This is the premise for this show. We're gonna do an hour talking about your hilarious poo stories where the poo comes out your bum. And this is one of those stories about a time when he was buying a camera in a store and had diarrhea. Yeah, but then I was like, hold up.

My stomach's really hurting and I ran into the toilet. I'm like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, and then I went back, I was like talking to him a bit more and I was more calm this time because like, you know, I allow all my poo. But then I had to go, keep going back to the toilet. I went like three or four times. Like, oh man.

Just drawing the toilet. That was a good one. Ha ha ha. That's a great story. That's a great story. Ha ha ha ha. Whole areas. They have a discord that they like to get on

where there's a bunch of younger people on the discord. And younger than them. So who knows how all these kids are. And apparently a lot of people are into poo porn, which is a category I'm not familiar with, to be honest with you. I'm not approved. I mean, I'm familiar with a lot of categories of porn. Most I would say. Yeah, poo porn not so much. But this is what I'm talking about that. We have a discord with a bunch of little YouTube people in it.

There's quite a lot of people in there now actually, but some people are obviously younger than us. And cordwit is younger than us. And all of the posted some coupons, and I was like, dude, you can't post this. Some people are younger and they don't want to see this shit. It wasn't too bad. It was just a picture of poo on someone's face, wasn't it? Yeah, that's't too bad. It was just a picture of Pooh on someone's face, wasn't it? Yeah, that's not too bad.

I get the sense that he's worried that he's gonna get in trouble if they post pornography when there's underage people in the discord and maybe they're just above underage. Yeah. I would be worried that you're participating in a discord where people are posting pictures of people with poo on their face.

That would be my concern. What am I doing with my life? I've made some bad decisions. Fair fucking point. And then it gets worse, Digi, because the guy talks about how much he loves poo porn. They hate it when you jacked off some porn, some poo porn, and you come before any poo comes out of the bum.

I don't believe this kid has ever masturbated in his life. Well, the way he described the act just there of watching porn is like, have you seen pornography? Or do you actually... That's a good point. I know, because the way these kids talk, like you said, they have no life experience whatsoever. They talk about, they start talking about drugs for some reason. Oh no.

Yeah, neither of them have ever done drugs. So they talk about a guy who has done drugs, and this is what they say. I was listening to the Sardona Coss, and he was like, he said he's done pretty much every drug. Oh yeah, how is he not done pretty much every drug. Oh yeah. How is he not dead? How are these guys?

I think if you do a legal drug, you die. Most people I know have done just about every illegal drug there is. We're all fine. They were referring to the YouTuber, your movie sucks. It was cool. Probably would be a fan of this show.

Because he does something very similar. Yeah. Probably already is. That's what I I assume I assume everyone's heard of us and love us Seems to be a good way to go through life. So these guys are talking about drugs I've ever done any drugs at all and then the guy decides you know like when you have a Really shitty poker handling of a two eight offsuit, but the other guys got a two seven seven. You can brag about that. That's pretty much what this guy's doing. I've not smoked the weeds, but I've been with my friends when they've smoked the weeds. So kind of technically maybe I've smoked the weeds because I've like inhaled it. Second hand smoke. Yeah, second hand smoke. Yeah, I've like inhaled it, but I've not been like,

oh, let me hit the bone, bone John you know what I'm saying that that's pretty cool man you are around people who are smoking weed and you might have inhaled some bitchin speaking from one sheltered kid to another I understand that like they they are so nervous about even suggesting that they know about drugs that they can't say just weed. It has to be the weeds. Like, ooh, this mysterious thing, that's like, it's fucking legal in most of America at this point. So it's kind of cringed to fucking have this level of a, these guys are in the UK.

I feel like they have pretty liberal laws or am I wrong about that. I think they have, it might be like legal for medical use. I don't think there's any full legality there yet. God, did you? But I could be wrong, I don't think. But I could be wrong, I don't think. But I could be wrong, I don't think.

But I could be wrong, I don't think. But I could be wrong, I don't think. Before the show disappointed. That you're gonna pull up. Well, this time, I mean, I watched this thing and I was like, this is, I felt like I had a read on these two kids immediately because a lot of the people I hang out with are like this.

They're very similar to the kids who are in my audience, the audience of the Procrastinators podcast. They would fit right in on the Routy Fuckers Copkillers podcast, or the Endless War Discord. These are things nobody knows what I'm talking about, but I'm talking to them if they happen to be listening. Look these things up, you will find a home there, people who could help you to get better

at what you're trying to do here. Because I think there's potential. But again, it's the shelteredness. It's the total lack of like any perspective on what is an interesting conversation because like, yeah, yeah. And near the end of the show, they say, all right, we're 50 minutes in. Nobody's watching us anymore, which is true except for you and me. And they decide that we can just say whatever we want.

Now no one's ever gonna hear it. Honestly, and I'm just being honest, see no one's gonna watch the podcast up to here. So we could basically go off the rails and say whatever. So I drink my cup every time I add you actually. And the show has reached a new low. This is the edge lordiness of them as they have to say like these crazy things but again That's a good point. This guy probably doesn't know how to jerk off. That's not that's not something that would be possible

These guys seem afraid of their own dicks I want to isolate that that's fucking funny So they tell a story about a guy they know. There's a lot of stories about guys they know. And I'll actually give Jed credit. He stops the conversation and says, let me put this in context. Now, it doesn't help me at all,

because I don't know what the fuck he's talking about, but at least he tries to bring the listener in to understand what the fuck they're talking about. At one point, they're talking about some guy they know who shat and there's like string in his shit or something like that. So he says, you ever find anything weird in your shit? And by the way, these guys are just making up nonsense,

the whole show, but God forbid you would yes and this question. I've never found anything weird in my poo, but I have done this. I've eaten poo. All right, that's not what you want to keep to yourself. Well, I now completely believe that because of how he raised it. Correct.

Correct. The only completely sincere statement in this whole fucking podcast I have eaten my own poo. Do you think he could have said there was a G-EY Joe in my share to transform something funny. He decided not to do that since he told an anecdote that I believed to be 100% accurate. And which I mean it's clearly must have had like a deep impact on him because he's fucking obsessed with poo now, like, oh my god, not only is he obsessed with poo, but he also likes to drink his pee. Uh, whenever I use to actually pee on my hands or something, I sometimes lick it off.

I accidentally pee. Or pee. Peel my hands, right? I'd like lick you off. Alright, so we've established that this Oliver guy drinks his calm, each shit, and licks pee. Yeah. And you said this is a guy that you can relate to, you know a lot of people like this. Yeah.

This is like your crew. People with no father figure in their life. I would agree. This is his mom interrupting him during the podcast podcast. Oh shit one second. Yeah. Yeah. Oh No. Oh It's not even a funny interruption. Why don't you show you her friend rigged in? Right. You can't hear what's going on

It doesn't make any sense to have that in the show. Just cut it out. And listen, when you're a teenager, you live with your parents. I get it, it's fine, I did too. But you're putting this on the internet. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. Plus, that guy's room.

Holy shit. I think these guys are going to eventually be glad that not that many people watch this podcast. Because're probably going to wish they hadn't talked about actually eating shit. Well, also, when you think about what this guy's bedroom looked like, does he ever want to get laid? And I'm guessing the answer is no. I don't think he even would understand that that's a problem.

Right. Which is proof that he's not trying to get laid at any point. I mean, not that he's not trying to, just that he has no concept of how it would be accomplished, whatsoever. Right. They talk about making a podcast that you can jack off to. There's a lot of jack off talk in the show.

I don't know if you noticed that. But they're trying to figure out what would a podcast be that you could jack off to what We can say what were you even say we just moaning sound of it Guys comment down below if you're jerking off to this broadcast right now absolutely not I Mean isn't a phone sex hotline basically a podcast you jack off to like yeah? Yeah, I feel like those are I feel like there's got to be tons of porn podcasts out there. Do you mean a show that would make you want to

Monster Bay? I think there are unfortunately color daddies off the air. I think there's a few shows that you could jack it to. This is not one of them. About 10 minutes in, the guy decides, all right, I'm gonna recap what we've talked about. And as he's recapping the conversation they've had, he realizes he hasn't gotten enough info out of Oliver. So, so far we've had talk about poo, Greece.

Poo stories, you just said you went to take a big poo and then you did the poo that was basically it. Do you not have any other like, come on. He's like dude, you gotta have a better poo story than just you had to take a poo with and you pooed. Yeah. I mean I'm glad he called him out on how shitty his shit story. Yeah, it wasn't good.

Yeah, like I don't know, he thought it was funny that he was like a Walmart or something like I shit at Walmart all the fucking time. Yeah, that's what Walmart's are for. Yeah, there's nothing that I actually, here's a good shit story for you. When I moved into my house, I had forgotten to activate the plumbing for the first couple of days.

So I exclusively was shitting at Target and Walmart. And that's a, that's funnier, in my opinion. You also have to tell the greed or wire there Here's a just here to shit Hey, I'm sorry sir. Could you point me in the direction of the shitter? I'm going to destroy This is a Tim and Eric ripoff segment. Oh Just good podcast. This good podcast guys. A lot of noises and if they do it long enough, then you think it's funny. Well, I don't get Tim and Eric. That's

part of the problem is like just being gross and weird over and over again. It doesn't get funny to me, maybe it's supposed to. I did like that, they said this because I was thinking the same thing. What do we even talk about just now? I can't remember. It's quickly as they said it, I forgot it. Like what the fuck are these people talking about? There is nothing interesting going on.

Yeah, I think the problem is that like, to successfully make like nonsense comedy, it has to be rooted in something. It can't be complete nonsense. It has to be tangentially applicable to something in a way like, you know, like Eric Andre show, there is an undercurrent of some kind of social commentary or some kind of, they're fucking with a celebrity.

There's like a meaning behind it beyond just that random dumb shit is happening, and that's what's missing from this. It's just random dumb shit, and again, you can handle that for a couple minutes, not for an hour. Yeah, before you start experimenting,

be good at the thing that you're doing. Like Eric Andre is a hilarious person, and can get away with the experimentation side of things. These guys don't have any chaps and they're already trying to start exploring other ways to go with it. It's like, well, just make a good show first. And then maybe we'll check it out. This is just a fuck up and you know, I always like to grab people fucking up on their show. I realized that I've not been talking very loud. realized that I've not been talking very loud. So, here I am properly announcing,

is that the right word? Uh oh, retarded alert. Retarded alert class. Did you notice he wasn't properly announcing? Yeah. I mean, I'm not the UK. That's very possible that that is English, and I'll be in it. No, no, no.

Oh, it's not, okay, good. Glad to hear that. But unless you think otherwise, it's important to know this. Oh, no, this is a professional podcast. I mean, I think that was a joke, right? I think so. That was a tension.

Yeah. That's a thing. Like you said, they're like right on the border of self-awareness. Like right. They're self they're self-aware about what they're trying to do. They're not self-aware about like how it actually comes off to other people, you know? Well, yeah, this is not for me. I'm not the audience for this type of show, but I would imagine it's not for anyone. Even their goofy friends aren't going. Yeah, when you told that joke about jerking off to poo porn, that was great. I mean, if the people in their discord are younger than them, we're probably talking about

like 13-year-olds who legitimately might watch this because they all they do is spend all the time on YouTube, you know? Yeah, and yet they didn't. It's had 80 views and half of them were these guys watching their video back again. Yeah, just trying to study it, analyze it. You're right. Figure out what the next step is. I said like to anytime, send that.

That's not the problem. That is not what I like. You figured that out, but that is not the problem. You need to take a few more steps back, buddy. View it from like across the room, not just like that. Right, yeah, don't get that nitpicky at this point let's zoom out and understand what we're trying to accomplish here this is the very beginning of the show and it's obnoxious He's just gonna be fucking with me for now, dude.

This is gonna be... I mean, he wasn't wrong. Yeah, that's true. Do you think he wrote that down in his notes? Because he was looking at his phone the entire time for the questions he wanted to ask and the bits he wanted to do? And he started... Oh no, if they planned any of this, that is mega cringe, dude.

You didn't see that? he's looking at his phone He's like scroll through. It's like alright. What else do I want to talk about? Do you think you just had written all with like 87 H's? It's like I'm gonna read this I Unironically wouldn't be surprised if that if you right literally did that I got three questions about gonna be ridiculous Just fucking wing it man. She's right. She's right. Don't try to like butt up because honestly. It's embarrassing.

All right. I don't really have anything else to talk about with these guys. I thought their show was terrible. And I'm just not paid attention to like, maybe the first 10 or so minutes, and then I started really slipping just because again, like when they tried to I Thought their energy was good. I liked what they were doing at the start

Yeah, it was more edited and was more like okay, this is gonna be some crazy weird shit And then it just became this really boring conversation between a preposterously young people Oh, I'm telling you, man, we need to have some type of barrier to entry on YouTube. You have to get your parents permission to sign off on it and seven friends to sign their name or something. There needs to be a bunch of people with keys. Like you ought to put the keys in advance to like upload, you know. Right. Only give the keys to people you trust. People say, Carol, doesn't that mean censorship?

Yes. Yes, it means censorship. Let's do it. I'm all for it. Speaking of censorship. So, Opie was on his show recently and he's doing his YouTube live stuff where he's out on the beach so you hear the wind flying through and it's, X sounds like garbage. He's talking to real. Yes, more real So really feel like you're in the experience with me. It's so raw and of course

He's reading questions that are coming in from the dozen or so people who are watching him babble out about nothing Before I get any further. I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm making fun of these guys for having a poo cast. The fuck am I to make fun of anyone? Alright, so it's, you know, poo is fine as an accent. Right. Not as, not as a main. Get me the main topic, right? It's not like who are these shits? Right.

Who are these shitty podcasts? It's one thing to sprinkle some, some shit flex on V-A-Fart, you know? Oh boy. Alright. flex on VFR, you know. Oh boy, all right. So Opie gets asked the question about Joe Rogan and his new Spotify deal. I'm sure we all know about it's rumored to be between $100 and $110 million. Can you even fucking imagine getting $100 million deal for a podcast? And not even just to be exclusive on Spotify

He doesn't change anything else that he's doing he doesn't even have to be exclusive till the end of the year right That's crazy like it's crazy. Could it could they possibly make that back off of that? I don't know There's stock how much money their stock went way up I was a big deal for him. Yeah, I mean, well, I mean, listen, Joe Rogan is the biggest podcast. And he's going to Spotify, because Spotify has been spending years trying to be, they, they bought Gimli and anchor and they're trying to become the place to go to get your podcasts, which scares the shit out of me. The whole point of podcasting is that it's neutral. It's, it's, it's not a specific platform. You can can get it anywhere but whatever Spotify wants to take

over so Opie is extremely jelly of Joe Rogan and his big deal yeah that Joe Rogan deal isn't saying isn't it one hundred million dollars is what I'm hearing to have his podcast on Spotify exclusively Brethren, but I don't do this for money anymore See because I'm very spiritual I'm all about living in the moment man Money means nothing to me Fuck

Good for Joe Rogan. Oh, Jesus Christ, dude. Tell me how you really feel. Oh, that's insane right there. That OP is a guy who's made millions and millions of dollars being radio, shock-jock. He was on Sirius XM, National Show,

and he's jealous of Joe Rogan? It doesn't, it doesn't look good. It's not a good look for you. National show and he's jealous of Joe Rogan. It doesn't, it doesn't look good. It's not a good look for you. Just the fuck the venom in that, like damn, he sounded so angry and bitter like. Oh, bitter is a good word. Bitter is the perfect word.

And someone then asked him, well, Opie, would you ever go on Joe Rogan show? Now, Opie was on Joe Rogan show years ago. You would think a guy like Opie could get on a show like Joe Rogan, the two of them have collaborated on many things over the years. Joe Rogan used to go on Opie and Anthony show all the time. But apparently, Opie knows that he is not welcomed on the Joe Rogan show, but he's already decided why. And this

is amazing. This is how if you're an asshole, you have to trick your mind into thinking that everything's everyone else's fault or else you might become suicidal. This is how OP does it. This is great. Uh, Rogan's not having me on him. I'm, I'm a I'm a free thinker. He says he's a free thinker, but I think he's more of a free thinker for the right I'm just a free thinker So I tried I tried to get him on my podcast and I made a silly video that people make fun of me Yep about to this day, but that's okay. I still called him out and I stuck up for myself because I thought it was very much bullshit that he gave me

the whole blow off. Yeah, do another video, I'll help. Shit, be careful. Fucking attention. What's the point of not trying again? Right. Like, you've been on before, the precedent exists. You have been a person who can get on Joe Rogan's podcast.

You can be that person again. Figure out what you were doing right back then that you are fucking up so badly now. No, did you not understanding. Opie's a free thinker. And Joe Rogan would never want to have a free thinker on his show. Have you seen the wide of guests? He goes, he's only a free thinker for the right. He had Bernie Sanders on and kissed his ass for two hours straight. What the fuck is Opie talking about? He embarrassingly did not ask him anything that- In answer any questions I would have wanted answered. Like, for me, like, he sucked his dick so hard it made me less like him.

Right, this is a guy who notoriously hunts his own meat. And you didn't want to talk to Bernie about his gun issue? Like, this guy is not a white wigger, Joe Rogan. No, not even close. But, oh, I mean, if anything, he is a filthy centrist for cloud. Yes, that's true. But, Opie thinks that he's too much of a free thinker. Now, the last Opie clip I want to play is him complimenting himself when talking about the Joe Rogan has a good podcast.

This is amazing. Look, I mean, Rogan's got a good podcast. I mean, you know, because now this will blow up in my face again. He's got a very good podcast. I'll tell you why Rogan is very, very successful and very, very smart. He does give me an Anthony credit for doing the podcast the way he does it. That's unbelievable.

He has a good podcast. I'll tell you why he's so smart. He did what we did. He's doing what we did. He's copied us. Is his show even similar to theirs? No. Like, I've never heard of being Anthony,

but I didn't get the impression it's a fucking interview show. It definitely was not. And what Joe Rogan gives credit for and Opie doesn't understand this for some reason, because Joe has said this multiple times. He gives credit to Anthony Cumia because Anthony, when he was on Opie Anthony,

he used to do a show called Live From The Compound, where he would do a video show from his house when he was drunk. And Joe saw that went oh you don't need a studio you don't need any of this shit you can just turn on a webcam and you got a show and he's told Anthony go me that to his face like you're the one who showed me I could just have my own show and this this is why I do this and hope he goes well I mean he copied our format he's pretty much doing you know everything. I pretty much set the saw up for him and now he's got a hundred million down. I was like, oh, we definitely went out of this.

No, you could be absolutely nothing. You couldn't be less correct about this at all. Joe Rogan is like he's a man who can be like completely full of conviction for any belief. That's why he's powerful because like he can talk to anybody and just be like in their game with them, you know, it's like whoever he engages with like he can talk to anybody and just be like in their game with them You know, it's like whoever he engages with he engages fully He doesn't try to reject their ideas. He doesn't try to like to sometimes he can but like you know I just think that he's somebody who the reason he's popular is that he always listens to the people he's talking to Yeah, and that's what every other interviewer can't figure out how to do. They can't figure, like, including Mark Marin,

which is why he's more popular than Mark Marin now. Cause like that motherfucker is too self-obsessed. He's not confrontational. He'll, he'll hear anyone out. The best one I listened to Tim Dylan on his show recently. And like you said, Joe Rowe was just gonna go along with whatever you're saying.

And just be like, okay, yeah, yeah, I understand that. Tim Dillon comes down and talks about how Bill Gates is trying to murder people and take over the world. And Joe Roang is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't think you can say that about Bill Gates. I'm like, no, I think he's right. I think he's completely correct. I think he's not at this time.

I don't know who Joe's interest Joe is protecting by sipping for Bill Gates in that instance, but I'm sure he's protecting somebody's interest by doing that. Of course. Well, Joe's got a very big platform and he will be a target. And what's interesting about this Spotify deal,

the way that this is being told to us, Joe Rogan took this deal as a fuck you to YouTube. He wants off of Google's platform because as you know, YouTube is censoring everyone right now. Anyone who says anything other than the CDC or the who, or whatever the fuck they're putting out about the virus and the pandemic, if anyone says anything other than that,

your show will be taken off of YouTube. Your videos will be taken off. And easily demonetized. I've run into a lot of these problems from talking about the coronavirus myself. It's crazy. Like there, I mean, YouTube is always sucked. And the reason YouTube sucks is that YouTube is a data collection service. That's what it exists for. It collects data for advertisers. It has no real incentive to take care of any of its creators individually. It only wants you to trap people on YouTube. That is the goal. Make the longest videos you possibly can. YouTube rewards you for the length of your video.

They pay you based on watch time, not watch them out. So it's all about just getting people to sit on YouTube and based on what they watch, collect their user data to sell you things better. And because it is structured that way, it has a fucking terrible recommendation algorithm. Like, there was a time when YouTubers loved the algorithm because once we figured out how to manipulate it, we figured out like, oh, you just make this type of content and you'll automatically get successful. But then it turned out that that's now all that YouTube is. It's just one type of content, the type that has this effect of trapping people within this system

to watch videos all day. And people don't even like accept other forms of entertainment from this website unless they like happen to blow up. But like YouTube does nothing to promote its creators. It does nothing to support them and it actively hamper's their ability to do anything. Whereas Spotify has an amazing recommendation algorithm. I only recently started using it.

So I'm kind of like just starting to realize, oh wow, Spotify's actually pretty good. Similarly to the same problem, same dichotomy with Twitter versus Instagram, where Twitter will only recommend you blue check marks and approved shit and like government fucking sponsored accounts, whereas Instagram has an amazing recommendation algorithm based on, you know, it knows what you like.

Based on what you click, it can figure out what else you'll like and give it to you in a way that Twitter can't do, because it will not recommend you things that aren't approved. And it's going to run these fucking Twitter and YouTube are going to run themselves into the fucking ground this way because people don't want that. The populace does not want to be, you know, cajoled this way. It's too cycling. I hope so. I hope so.

And I hope this is the first move. Joe Rogan was the biggest show on YouTube. I hope that, well, I love it. It's the biggest show on YouTube. But it's a huge one. Him leaving that platform to go to Spotify, I hope gets them thinking that, oh, we just can't censor everything that we don't like

and we don't agree with, or that the government tells us to take down. They, but they're gonna have to replace Susan Wajsiqi as the CEO before they're gonna make any change. Dude, she's just the fall person. She's getting ordered to do this. Anyway, whatever. Yeah, I. Dude, she's just the fall person. She's getting ordered to do this. Anyway, whatever. Yeah, I don't think she's the one

making these decisions. But either way, Joe Rogan called Alex Jones. Wait, did you see the clip where Susan Rodriguez-Seqy is literally like describing to a, she's like in an interview talking about the algorithms and stuff and describing the chilling effect that it has on discussion positively. Like she's bragging about the chilling effect.

Yeah, she has a problem. You're right. I shouldn't just pull that off. She's definitely part of the problem. So Alex Jones gets a phone call from Joe Rogan and Joe Rogan's explaining to him why he took the Spotify deal. This offer has been on the table for a while, but it wasn't until recently that Joe Rowan's explaining to him why he took the Spotify deal. This, this offer has been on the table for a while, but it wasn't until recently that Joe Rogan decided to do it.

And Ellis Jones explains why. He tries to get medical doctors on people that own hospitals, you know, PhDs on top of it, and YouTube tells them, you're not having them on. He goes, wait a minute, I can't have major medic. He watches all these medical doctors being banned. And again, Joe Rogan is all of us. Like I am smart because you were smart.

I guess a little crazy there. But the point is Joe Rogan, I know. The point is that Joe Rogan has to get approval from YouTube to have guests on his show so that he can post them on YouTube. Fuck YouTube. Seriously, Alex Jones is calmly describing how unreasonable you are. Yeah, you know you fucked up. You fucked up.

And this is the best. I don't know if this is true or not because Alex Jones is saying it, but I want it to be true or so bad. In the contract for Spotify, supposedly, it's written in the contract that Joe Rogan can have Alex Jones as a guest at a show. And the Alex shows will be the first guest. And he got in the box. Yeah. With Spotify, that he can have Alex Jones on. I've been in the contract. That's amazing. That's the best thing I've ever heard. I can't wait for that. I Alex Jones. I can't like watch his actual content

because there's too much of it and it's all fucking, it's kind of like the poo cast. It's, it's enough nonsense that you stop processing it. But yeah, as long as he's on Joe Rogan and there's some kind of structure, oh, it's so good. I, I loved that five hour podcast. He did with Joe Rogan. So this is the last clip I want to play from Alex Jones

talking about this Joe Rogan switching off of YouTube and Joe Rogan is saying, according to Alex Jones, that this is a war. He's going to war with YouTube over the censorship issue. And I just do you think that they've even actually had a conversation about this or is it all out to speculation? I honestly do. He he explains they had a 45 minute conversation and Alex is like, what am I allowed to say? And Joe said, say everything. Say everything I'm telling you. So whether that's true or not, who knows? Alex Jones is a crazy

person. I'm willing to believe that I'm willing to believe he does have a relationship with Joe Rogan and Joe Rogan could very quickly go on a show and be like, Alex Jones is full shit. Alex Jones also doesn't lie for no reason. Like he doesn't do him. He have he have't do him a good one.

He have truths and talks about things being declassified, but it isn't just lie. So this is the, one of the funniest clips you'll ever hear from Alex Jones, who is on AM radio station still. I'm pretty sure. I think he does a radio show. So you don't hear shit like this very often from him.

He finally realized it's war, man. These people are needle dicks. They want to dominate us because they know we are more powerful than them and we like leave them alone. Oh, I'm more powerful than you, but I'm going to let you exist. No, it's social Darwinism. The chicken dick wants to run us. And so Joe finally gets that the big tech and Google wanted to get its cock out and run it in his ass And I'm as a family show, but this is what this is This is a family show Google tried to fuck Joe Rogan in his asshole. I'm just saying this is what's really happening. That's all

This is what's really happening, that's all. It's not matter for me. You know what I mean? You know something like that, just, this is what's going on. This is the news, I gotta get it to you the way it is. I gotta tell you what's going on. He's completely, he's a hundred percent on point. And that dude, I mean, Alex Jones,

people like, act like that dude's an idiot. That motherfucker is not on any of the platforms. He still has a career. He still has shit tons of sponsorships. He's making a lot of money, travels all over the place. Seems like he knows what he's doing to me. Oh, Alex Jones is a very wise guy, but I don't even know if he believes the shit that he

says, he's just an entertainer through and through, and I thoroughly enjoy the Alex Jones. I think he's just basically just a skitzo, but a really cool skitzo. Yeah, he's a lunatic, and the kind of lunatic you want to hang out with and grab a couple beers. Exactly. Oh boy. By the way, I would love to fucking talk to him and pick his brain.

I feel like that would be a really enlightening and fun conversation. I would, yeah, of course. Alex Jones is fucking amazing. So, last week, C Crozier had this amazing discovery. He found out this podcast called Clever Name Podcast. I think it was called that they were totally ripping us off. That this guy was going on the show and making points about

Stuttering John that we had made and other shows too. That we had talked about. Did you hear that? You're getting big. You're getting rip off artists. So, you're getting real big now. Well, it's funny because somebody reached out to the show to say, what the fuck's the deal, guys? You guys got busted. You got caught. There's two hosts. The other host said, oh, I know my body listens to it. I don't listen to WATP. So basically,

what's happening is this guy's getting content from our show and then bringing it onto the other show as if it was his ideas and his jokes. It reminds me of like when Dr. Evil goes back in time to the 60s and he pretends that he wrote what if God was one of us and performs it in front of everyone. And so he's just ripping off something that no one knows that he didn't come up with that.

And then like, I know you're describing from hot tub time machine. I did not see whichever Austin powers that happened. Fair enough. It's the one with many me. I think most people, no, I'm sorry. I'm sure I've seen it, but it's fucking been 20 years. Yeah, I just said.

Speaking of terrible broadcasting, this is a Stuttering John. Stuttering John's got a new format that he's discovered is working for him. He just bashes Trump now. He's got Gus on who are all bashing Trump. And you know, it only took him three and a half years to figure out that this is what Stephen Colbert did to get famous. But whatever, this is John not understanding how to talk on his own show. Is full circle. So you know what I should make this this Yeah, this is the audio from it. He's unlike some kind of zoom meeting with some assholes and This is the crunch of the way. Where did this zoom shit come from this shit came out of nowhere? Everybody's on zoom now It really did. I don't know why that like Skype fucked up Microsoft fucked up. Yeah, I've skyped it

Yeah, definitely, but I think zooms Chinese so I don't know why that like Skype fucked up. Microsoft fucked up. Yeah, Skype did it. Yeah, definitely, but I think Zoom's Chinese, so I don't know if it's like, I don't know if it's like some siop or some shit. Oh, I think it's likely a siop. Did you? All right, let's listen to Sudary Jad's second broadcasting. It's full circle, so all of our videos

lead you with that moment where you go holy shit. Well, I'll tell you what, um, uh, what was I'm going to say? I just got to what about these chats because they're, you know, this one guy loves to trash me every single second. He's trash me for always using the words, you know, but I always say, you know, because that's the only way I can get to the next word without stuttering. But yeah, listen, if you guys see the thing that I, I, I, I, I didn't edit that. This is what this guy is doing on his own show and thinking he's a successful broad guy.

You are giving this guy an existential fucking crisis right now. I'm not the one commenting while he's a successful broadcaster. You are giving this guy an existential fucking crisis right now. I'm not the one commenting while he's doing this show. This guy had, Stuttering John had a response in mind. And then before he said his response, he said, you know, and then a pun having said that, immediately realized, oh fuck, I did the thing. I did the thing that Carl's always shitting on me for.

And it distracted him so much He forgot what he was gonna say. Yeah, and then had to like sort of sheepishly defend himself because like yeah I mean I almost when he puts it like that I almost feel for him like the guys got a stuttering problem It helps him to talk like I don't know. Did he ever had any speech therapy or something like could he fix this? Probably Why why not? maybe he just likes being stuttering John I don't know I don't think he want to be a like a true speech there I think he likes being

said or John there's no way how that's true no never mind I fucked up no he's okay let me put it differently I think he's you know I think he's well okay stuttering John obviously hates himself now but he loves who he was. Correct. So, like, he can't, he can't like change and become somebody new who is good. He wants to be who he was, but like, nope, he, who he was was entirely dependent on the fact that he was surrounded by smart people.

So he can't do that by himself. And he can't reconcile his differences with all these people because he's been such an asshole to them that he can't, like, when, when somebody can't reconcile his differences with all these people because he's been such an asshole to them that he can't Like when somebody can't apologize to somebody It's usually not because they were an asshole to you. It's because you were an asshole to them, you know like OP If he could just like apologize if he could apologize to them instead of waiting for everyone to apologize to him Yeah, this would be over same most for Maddox if Maddox just apologized to Dick and wanted to,

Dick offered to fucking pay him to do a show. Like, he could be making money and building his career back, but he won't do it because he can't admit that the problem is he's retarded. Yeah, Maddox, OP, and Stuttering John all have a very similar thing going on. Every decision they make is the wrong decision. And you can see it from a mile away, that they're going make is the wrong decision. And you can tell, you can see it from a mile away that they're going to make the right decision. And all through them, love to celebrate there.

But all we can do is talk about story. There. And it's because they were all picked up by smarter people. Like none of them would have been successful. I mean, Maddox was lucky that he built his website and all that, but like it was because he got onto a local radio show that anybody even found out about his website, that he called into and pitched himself. So like, it was always that these people were scouted. They were put in front of people,

they were put into a context where they could be funny. They don't know how to do that by themselves. Speaking of people getting scouted, we have to talk about the saga with Patrick Michael that unfolded over the past week and a half. Let's get into that. Oh my God. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. I go for the night. Because that's absurd. So this is what happened. I just give a quick recap and then we'll get into these clips.

I have a few of them. Dick Master Sin and I did a bonus episode. We do a crossover show where it's the Dick show and who are these podcasts. And I brought Dead Town as the podcast that we would review, which is hosted by Patrick Michael. Dick and Sean, the audio engineer, we're both blown away by this guy's talent. And we got to get him to call in to the Dixon. I'm so glad you got Sean to react to him because that was priceless. That was amazing. Oh, so glad to introduce Patrick Michael to Dick Vaster said it's Sean. So so Riley who does a lot of work on the Dicks show sends a note, sends an email to Patrick

Michael and says, Hey, they were talking about you. Carolyn Dick were talking about you on their crossover show. Dick would love for you to call into his show. Look at this Patreon. It's one of the biggest podcasts on the web. Tons of listeners, a lot of exposure. Would you be up for it?

And this numnuts rights back a response that we'll get into that made it seem like he was into it, and then never called in, and caused a lot of confusion, and Riley sent him additional emails and just tried to get him to come into the show maybe the next week since he missed it. That week, he puts out an episode where he explains that he, well, this is the introduction

we're talking about getting this email. All of this back and forth where it's like, hey, will you come on the DIC show, turn into an hour long podcast. And this is a show called Problem Academy that Patrick Michael does. He did an hour about being asked to be on the dick show and not going on the dick show. So it's gonna seem like I'm talking about this a lot and I'm blowing this up.

It's not that big of a deal. It's because Patrick Michael turned this into an hour of content for himself. Wait a minute. The one you had me listen to was not that one, right? Did he do another half hour? He did. He did what happened was he put out that one

that I had you listen to and then people on Twitter responded to that and then he had a response to the response and then he added that another half hour onto that other show. That's just great. So this is before we get to where the two were, but is he just saying the same shit on both or like? Well, so I have a lot of clips The it's interesting because he was very confused on the first show

What was even going on what was being asked to do why he was being asked to do it? He understands it a little bit better on the second show but He's trying to make I don't believe this made understand I know he's trying to make this case that he doesn't want to go on other people's podcasts Because he doesn't know what they would do for them and he's lying. It doesn't make any fucking sense This is crazy. So this is him setting this up because basically this person emails me They say that they are in charge of

contacting people for this this podcast that is one of the highest grossing I guess the highest grossing, I guess, highest grossing podcast on Patreon. And I guess it's called the Dick show, something like this, the Dick show. And it's like, yeah, of course, that's a show that's gonna do well on Patreon. Yay.

So he has no idea what's going on. Why is that, of course, a show that will do well on Patreon? Because he doesn't know how to be funny or interesting. He is no like he's trying to say that like Dick Dick is low brow humor, therefore he has a broadly popular. He has a few weird assumptions about what the dick show is. Yeah. This is him explaining that the time that they asked him to call in is ridiculous. They wanted me to be on the show today at like noon

and it's like bro, noon, get the fuck out of here. First of all. Why is that such a crazy tie to do a show? noon, he's pretty reasonable to me. Doesn't he do all of his shows that like two to four in the morning or some hits? Yes. Yeah, so to him, like going out of show at noon

is crazy town. How would I possibly even pull that off? It's like, I don't know, Dick has got set his show every week, so I'm not gonna figure it out. It's really not that difficult. It's also noon Pacific, so for him it would be like 2 p.m. Yeah, it's really pretty easy to pull off. So he was very confused. And I'm not saying that Riley word of the email properly. It wasn't

little confusing, but Patrick Michael did not understand what was going on. Very confused. They're like, oh, we want to get you on the show. We heard you on the crossover episode with Carl. Blah, blah, blah. If you could hit us up by noon we could get you the screen name and whatever just a bunch of nonsensical shit because I've never done a crossover episode with anybody named Carl nor have I ever had any plans to nor has anybody ever even asked me I don't know anyone named Carl like that. Come on, think stupid. Think. Do you think that he was saying that he heard you on a crossover episode with me doing a show together?

No! I get the feeling that if you wanted to make Patrick Michael understand something, you would have to go a lot farther than just being clear. You would have to go a lot farther than just being clear. You would have to be like, yes. You have to write a dissertation on the one sentence sentiment that you wanted to say. So Patrick, and Riley probably shouldn't have said that it's a crossover show.

Like, go on, I'm ready. It doesn't matter. Take a matter of said. And, Carl, we're talking about you. You want to have your other show. Great. But anyway, he's very confused. He thinks that it's all bullshit

and it was all made up because, I've never even done a show with Carl. What's he talking about? And then he's very confused. He thinks that it's all bullshit and it was all made up because I've never even done a show with Carlisle talking about. And then he's wondering why he would even go on the Dix show. And in the end, in the end, here's what it is. Cause I honestly the Dix show or whatever. It's like, what are they fucking gonna do for me? What are they gonna do for me to be on their show? Do you really not know?

What, so let me explain this to you, dummy. You have a podcast. You want people to listen to your podcast. I would have the dick show and now more people listen to my podcast. That's how that works. In fact, it is in fact almost exclusively the way that anyone advertises a podcast. It's kind of the by far best way to advertise a fucking podcast you've got to have more on. It's so stupid.

He can't be that dumb. Why do you think people go on Joe Rogan? Why do you think he can have all those guests? Right. Because being on the biggest podcast means that whatever your bullshit is is going to get the most attention it could possibly get. Oh, now that you brought that up, I have to skip to this. So he explains when he would go on a podcast.

Oh, yeah. The point of that email thing is very bizarre and I only brought it up because, dude, stop asking. Stop fucking asking. Don't email me at any point asking me to do your show. Unless you're somebody that has a giant, giant podcast, okay? I'm not gonna do your show, the, the dick show. Which by the way, rightly explained

that it is a very big show. That was the whole point of, yeah, check out this Patreon, he's got tons of people listening to the show, subscribe, it would do a lot for you. This time he goes out and goes, I wouldn't do a show unless it was really big. Well, that's what that's why he told you that it was really big. The highest grossing show on Patreon, one of the highest. Yeah. I mean, obviously there's a lot, there's a big listenership there. So you probably wondering, well, how big of

a show would you need to have in order to get Patrick Michael to come on your show? Later on in the podcast, he says this. You know, because you have to put it in perspective of what would be the biggest podcast. You have to say, well, would you do Joe Rogan's podcast, if you asked, no, also no. This dummy wouldn't do Joe Rogan's podcast. If Joe Rogan has to do a show, he would say no. I mean, I don't know how many clips you have before I have to start getting into just like

my fucking psychoanalysis of this man because listening to this is like it's hard not to just think about what's going on in this man's mind when you listen to these things. I will give you my psychoanalysis. Lie or lie or pants on fire. That's what I think. I'm too good for Joe Rogan. I don't need that shit. I got my old thing going over here. Yeah, I think he would fucking shit his pants if Joe Rogan approached him. No shit. We all won. But I think that I think honestly all of this is is more just he's really afraid.

Like he's really afraid of going on a show because he's a fucking moron and he knows that and like Like he's really afraid of going on a show because he's a fucking moron and he knows that and like I don't think he has Conversations with people that go well in his day-to-day life correct. Yes. He's actually making a good decision He's just rationalizing it very weird. Yeah, this is an explaining he doesn't need it I don't need to be on your show at all and That's the best part. I don't need to do social media at all. And that's pretty great. I don't even need to have upgrades. I don't have to do any of this extra shit to make a good show. I just don't. What, why don't you think that? What have you done a good show? Why would you think it doesn't need to promote himself or put any work into a show in order for it to be a good show? Who told him that?

Who's telling him that? I feel like in his mind, as long as he likes his show, then it is good, which is fine, it's good to have that kind of self-confidence, but why would you expect anybody to agree with you? That's a question. Right. It's like every step towards having an audience is a step towards curbing your own retardation to the point where people can comprehend you. That's your

idea. If you can't do that, then you don't get to have an audience. So yeah. So he doesn't like it. This guy, the fucking show that you sent me, what was the name of it? It's called Probably Academy. It was like, uh, no, not that one. It was the other one. The follow-up was on his, uh, whatever podcast. It's called something like... Oh, yeah, right. What was that called? I don't even know. Hold on, let me look it up.

I have it in the, uh, the tweets that you... Producer Chris knows what it is. What is it? Breakfast dessert. Oh, no, that's a difference. No, no. It's not something show. This is called the something show. So you sent me episode 34 of the something show,

is the one where about halfway in, he starts talking about the dig masters and thing again, pretty much saying the same shit, almost in the same words. No, no, this is what I'm playing you. He put that back out again as the problem, okay, this is one of the things he does. Oh, he takes the same content,

puts out his different show titles, and that's how he's gaining the system, because he's making all this money from anchored on FM for these downloads. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you've heard, like these clips I'm playing, you've heard this before. But this, this show, I have to describe what I see when I click on this page, because this is like, it's like troubling to me. You click on it.

It's called the something show, right? The description says this could be literally be nothing at all or something very interesting. Okay. I already do that. Avatar is a man with a TV for a head that's just playing static and has three question marks. This is what it is like to be Patrick Michael. Yes. That is what his actual head looks like. It is a TV playing nothing but static and he doesn't understand what he is seeing.

He can't parse the picture because it is fucking nonsense. His mind is spaghetti. It is just totally fucking he is no sense of anything. And it's because he's terrified of interaction. I don't think he talks to anybody. Right. I think that he is because of the fact that people have probably told him he's a retard

every time he talks to anybody. He can't deal with that rejection. So he just refuses to talk to people. But as a result, he's getting no better at doing it. I don't want Patrick Michael, you need to get over your rejection. Come on the Digg show. Take your beatings. Take your, you're already getting abused. We're already talking shit about you

It's not gonna stop if you should posting shit on the internet So I don't want to stop your epic rant right now. I know you have more to say but this is him explaining that when somebody Compliments him he knows it's bullshit. I've been asked multiple times and also, you know, of course, the trolls, the ones that are just like, oh, hey, man, really love what you're doing. Like you know that they're just fucking bullshitting you. They're just bullshitting you because the people that actually do enjoy what you do, not on social media. Right?

They're not out there fucking putting their stuff on the wall. How are they fighting you stuff, then? He goes, he goes, right? people who like things aren't on social media Of course they are People compliment on the people show that social media all the time I see it in my notifications Yeah, it's quite nice It's quite nice actually to receive compliments

Because people like your stuff Yeah, he goes right, improving your stuff so you can experience that some time When people reach out they say I really like your show. I know they're lying. Well, that's pretty crazy. They might like it for different reasons from you, but you gotta realize that nobody in this world is ever going to understand exactly you, the way you understand you and your brain, and that's okay.

It's impossible. I really think that people like him are people who feel as though if you don't just fully accept absolutely everything they do, then they think that you hate them. And it's like, bro, there's a give and take here. That's what a relationship is. I don't know how you have one without understanding this. I really worry about it. But man, and when you look at him, just the fact, I don't know how old is he, do you know? It's like 31, 32, something like that.

Oh my God, he's that old. Yeah. I mean, I know it's a big bad thing. That's an age too. It was eight seed. Like he has a very young face, but he wears like a douche cap,

like a trucker hat and like these big ass bottle cap earrings? And like he just has such a like weird manufactured look. This like, like metrosexual kind of hipster, I don't know, he doesn't look like anybody else. It's kind of bizarre. It's like he, like he's copying an aesthetic that doesn't match him. He just seems so confused.

Like everything he says, he's just like, he's looking at all directions. He's just saying random things. He doesn't understand why he Like, everything he says, he's just like, he's looking at all directions, he's just saying random things, he doesn't understand why he's saying what he's saying, or why you're saying, but you're saying, it's just all confusion all the way down. He's like the most disassociated person in the history of the world.

It's like, he's so fascinating. He's so stupid. He's so stupid that he puts the word comedy on all of his podcasts. He says that they're comedy podcasts. They're devoid of humor. And he calls them comedy podcasts. Like that's confusing to the audience. They think they're gonna hear a joke.

It never happens. He like, he gets confused by his own jokes. Like he does it. He says something and then he's like, I don't know why that's funny. Because that's not. You're right. He's like, I don't know why I said that.

Neither do I. I can't help you. I don't know why you said that. Why don't you think before you speak? God damn it. This is amazing. So his show has so few listeners that there are actually more people who tell him they like his show than listen to his show as he points out in this clip. Because had have the numbers of any of the shows, any of the episodes match the amount of people that try and talk to me.

I'd be that much busier. In other words, and this is crazy, he has so many people setting up multiple accounts to talk to him that there's more people reaching out to him than there are people listening to his show. Unheard of. This is unheard of. It's usually a very small percentage of people who actually decide they want to email or tweet at the host of something.

Most people just enjoy it. Go about their day. He goes on to talk about, I mean, there is one type of person who has this experience of life and it is called a low cow. Yes, correct. And he didn't understand, he knows that that's what's going on with him now. So he's just rejecting anything

that anyone reaches out to him about. So anyone who's trying to get him on their show or do anything with him, he's just saying no to everything at this point. He talks about us for a minute here. And the one thing that they got to understand, these people that try to talk to me because of their favorite podcast will keep in mind fella

Your favorite podcast is talking about me They're not talking about you right because we laugh at jerks on this show That's not an impressive thing look at this man. Do you like where these podcast they're talking about me every week? Cuz you suck at podcasting Not because we're impressed by anything you're doing you idiot. It was he saying they're talking about me and not you as in the audience the rest of the people reaching out to him. Why would we be talking right? Right. They're not putting on

shitty podcast. Nobody wants to be. Nobody wants to be talked about on this show. Right. It's a problem if you're talked about on this show. It's not a good thing. Oh, then he explains to us that he doesn't have to go on shows to promote himself because audiences just magically occur in nature, apparently. So for the people that go out of their way and they fucking, they're so desperate to bring in listeners, it's bizarre, dude, because they will find you. They always find you. If you're putting out something that's worthy, they will find you. And you have

to determine to yourself what you consider being found, I guess, you know, what you consider being validated in your content. It could be five people you got five people that are steady dedicated to every single episode Well, guess what you're doing just fine. No, you're doing just fine. I don't know why you think that five people will seem to your show is not fine You're not doing a show then No, you're right. I mean if they were if those five people all happen to be millionaires and are gonna fucking pay for your kids, then put your- But in what world does that exist? Like this is not, does it?

Right, this is not what anyone should be hoping for. Like those kids talking about their 100 views. Like you're not a YouTuber if you have 100 views and you're not doing a show of you of five listeners. It's not a show. It's not a good show. It's just a hobby. I mean, right. I think he ultimately does these shows mostly to like understand himself better because he's like needs an excuse to talk and there's nobody to talk to because his kids are too young and he

doesn't care about them. And his fiancee is going to work to support him. Yeah. So he doesn't see everything. I really would love to know more about her. Like, what is she, is she as bad as this? Or is she like more functional? Can she afford to get him a therapist? They got engaged recently. I'd like to see the size of the rock on her figure. That's what I'm curious about. This guy who's making pennies today that is the biggest of fucking the bottle caps on his ears died down I doubt it All right, and as fake he comes as non-sjolory after he put out the show where he's explaining He got an email and he's not gonna go on the show and People were confused because he wrote back kind of an affirmative when Riley sent the note saying do you want to come on the show and This is him explaining what he said and what it meant

But yeah, they they they got mad because they contacted me and I simply responded saying Roger Roger, you know, but like Star Wars, okay? I said this under the intent of hey man Roger, you know, but like Star Wars, okay? Under the intent of hey man cool offer Thanks stop fucking why I know about this shit I gotta finish this clip because this is so funny fact that you think that would even be an option But also probably not going to be there. But I think what happened is they might not be that big of fans of Star Wars.

And they just took this to mean. All right. See you then. This has nothing to do with Star Wars. Roger Roger are both affirmative things to say, even in Star Wars. It doesn't mean I don't give a shit about your offer. I'm not going to go out to your show in any movie, in any scenario that's not what that means. Yeah, let me, let me rephrase what he meant to say there. What he meant to say was I said Roger Roger, then I realized what the show actually was and so I panicked and

came up with an excuse for how I could possibly have said that and not meant that I was going to go on the show. It gets even better than that. Listen to him further explain what he meant. They were under the impression that Roger Roger usually means yes it doesn't mean I don't want to do the show but hey hey that's wrong okay Roger Roger just means not coming not gonna be there thanks for asking that's what it means to me.

That's the context of how it's used in the in the Star Wars movie does it is Roger Roger not an affirmative response? Now, I didn't even, I have watched the Star Wars movies. I've never heard Roger Roger. Apparently it's from like the Clone Wars cartoon series. And it is completely an affirmative response to something. It always is. I don't know where he's coming up with this shit.

And he's got a whole new definition for this word that we've all known about for centuries, right? It doesn't make any sense. So he goes on to explain that he was getting bashed because he didn't communicate well, that he wasn't gonna go on the show because he wrote back Roger, Roger. I was there in the Discord, I'm Dick Show last weekend

waiting for Patrick Michael to show up like, sweet, let's do this. I'm here if you want to pop me on too And he never came and so people are like dude you said you said Roger Roger Why didn't you show up and this is him explaining that don't be mad at me? I just have a different definition than you do they try to say they basically try to say that I Need to learn to communicate properly. Oh my God. Because whatever this dick show is, they're making tens of thousands of dollars a month. And I'm the one failing to communicate with them properly. But it's not my fault that you didn't

understand that Roger Roger for me means... Yes, not common. Okay, it may have a different meaning to you, and that's fine, and that's fine. He goes, it's not my fault that you didn't know what I meant by a word that doesn't mean that. Now, that's not how communication or words work.

Words have meanings for a very specific reason so we can communicate with each other. If you're making up your own words and their own definitions, we cannot possibly communicate with each other. You fucking retard. If I have to watch a fucking Star Wars show. Yeah, don't understand. To understand which I wouldn't even if I had, because you're just lying. Right.

So like, I would get nothing out of watching the Star Wars show to understand you better you fucking asshole Dude, I didn't even pick up on that the fact that he at first was probably like yeah, all right and then Realized oh shit. No, I don't want to do this. You're right. It's a lie and he's trying so hard to justify it and Explain it. It doesn't make any see He's not helping his cause at all by explaining, oh, I just meant something totally different than what that means. How did you not know that? That's not new.

If he had said Roger just once, I might have even been able to buy that because Roger does just mean like I heard you, but when you say it twice, it adds an affirmative content to it. Yes. Like, yeah, the only thing it can mean. Riley posted that response.

I think on Twitter somewhere I saw it, and I was like, sweet, all right, good. He's coming up, everyone thought he was coming out. That's what that means. I'm not surprised he didn't, but, you know, we kind of thought that he might, anyway. We could, he might still be able to get him. Maybe if he hears all these psychoanalysis things

about him, he'll seek therapy. So he put out that podcast that you listen to where he's talking about getting this email. And then because people listen to that podcast and respond to it, he thinks it's weird that we listen to it. Because what's weird is that you sat there and listened to somebody talk about an email in a podcast. That's

weirder than talking about the email. Most certainly. It's weirder for you to sit there and listen to a man talk about his email. He thinks that it's bizarre. Anyone would listen to his podcast. Then why did you make it? That's why you make a podcast where people don't listen to it. He goes I can't believe you fucking dumbness listen to my podcast What are you putting us retarded? Shows shows like yours the importance of these shows is that they teach Everyone else how to live their life better. Correct even if it's just in so far as make a better show Mm-hmm. These are just this is just one person's perspective

You don't have to do everything that we tell you, but it's like, think about it. Think about the shit we say. And all the people who have, their shows have gotten better, their shows have gotten more popular, they've developed relationships with this show that have helped their shows to grow. Patrick, if you came on WATP,

you have some chance of getting legitimate advice and a legitimate audience. Yeah, you will never develop that on your own. He's even, come out, you are too stupid. He's even come out and said, I'm part of this whatever relationship I have with W-A-T-P and I'm not making any money on it. And yet W-A-T-P is making money on it.

I must be doing something wrong. Yes, you are doing something wrong. Correct. There are many ways you could be profiting from this. You're so close to understanding it. This is again, talking about stupidity have to be to listen to his podcast. But I'm not listening to somebody talk about the email.

That's strange. Why'd you take it that? That is uneducated. He says, listening to his That is uneducated. He says, let's think of his podcast is uneducated, which I completely agree. I don't know if that makes sense, but it kind of does. Holy shit. I've been paying attention to it. It's really hard.

Like listening to him talk for more than a couple of minutes, just like the drifting train of thought, it makes it, you just get so frustrated that he's not moving on. Like, that segment is 30 minutes long. He just repeats himself the whole fucking time. Correct. And did you, could you imagine putting out a show where you had no idea what you were talking about? You said all of these things that were completely false, people call you on your nonsense

and your response is, why are you even listening to my show? I'm an idiot. You're so stupid for listening to my show. That's not a good come back to that No, that is the worst the worst the worst the worst come back possible You think the I'm an idiot who's stupid or the person listening to the idiot or the idiot himself He's like daffy duck level of turning the gun back on himself All right, so this is a clip where he's terrible at talking even though it's all he does on these podcasts. He fucks up and he tries to fix it and this is hilarious. Wrong again, Padre. Come Padre. What's the difference? What's the Padre? Is that just like the baseball player teams? Huh?

I don't know. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter at all. But I slipped up on the word there and I don't want to be confused for a idiot. Doesn't want to be confused for a idiot. Either one would have been fine, dude. Yeah, it's fine. Oh, so one of the so he's kind of got with all these reasons why he wouldn't go on another person's show to promote his show, even though he's got 20 shows, and they're all impossible to find, even pulling the clips from the show was very difficult.

There's no MP3 file you can find. It's very difficult to listen to his show, to find it. If you Google problem Academy podcast, and by the way, it's a bad brain production. Apparently his production company is called bad brain, which there's a bad, called bad brains, which makes it impossible. Everything he does is impossible to Google or find.

He's so fucking sad. He only can perceive the world through media. So everything is named after something. He constantly is referencing shows and shit that he grew up with in the 80s. Like, God, that's how I should have known he was old. It's weird to see his face because he looks so fucking young.

But like, yeah, all the stuff he references is kind of before my time, which means he's like really trapped in his fucking childhood. Yeah. I mean, he sounds like he's 14. That's why Dick and Sean are like, how old is this kid? I'm like, well, he's in his three. He's like, what the fuck?

If you look at him, you'd feel the same way. He looks like he can pass like an 18-year-old or something. So he's trying to... He's trying to hide school. He's trying to explain... And he has a lot of different reasons why he would never go on the Dick show. And this is one of the reasons.

Dude, I'm doing it myself. I'm doing it myself. I don't want anybody trying to take credit for people listening to my shit. He's worried that if he goes out and show him promotes his show, that show's gonna take credit for anyone who listens to his show going forward. How does that make any sense at all?

It's just making shit up now. This is- I'm being called a zoomer for saying 31 is old. I'm about to be 29. I'm just projecting my insecurities. No, it's old for a show. 30s. 31 is old for a shame as I'm about to be 29. I'm just projecting my insecurities. No, it's old for a show. 30s. 31 is old for a shame as I'm with you. I get it. I'm totally with you. All right. This is I just think I think that the reason he looks and sounds like a baby

is that he's never done anything. So he has developed no character. That's not true. No lines, no lines in his face. He went to Gary Indiana. He made a trip to Gary Indiana. Gary Indiana. And if you think he's lied about that, Digi, then we got, we got to take this outside. I mean, think about the level of trauma he experienced by just like feeling the general vibe of Gary Indiana. Like he didn't say he like saw a gun. No, you know, he just like saw a lot of black people.

He got freaked out. Yeah. He drove through during the day. And you know what? just like saw a lot of black people and got freaked out. Yeah, he drove through during the day And didn't want to stop at stop signs like okay great story All right, just continuing on here So Riley explained it was the crossover episode and then he didn't understand that and there's more confusion going on So they say you know the dick shows one of the top-earning blah blah blah. And it says he was listening to your show recently with Carl

for a crossover event. Like, I don't know what any of this means. Yeah, obviously. Obviously. So why are you talking about it? You don't know what any of it means. He did say something that I was very excited about. Anything involving this sniper named Carl?

Well, unless we're talking about the walking dead, I'm not interested. Yeah, Riley, here's a quick tip for you. If you ever want to get Patrick Michael out of the Dix show, don't say, so Carl and Dick, we're talking about this guy Patrick Michael is wary of the name of Carl at this point I do like that he called me a sniper. That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's one shot one kill I know me. I'm just spraying bullets everywhere I have no Aver direction whatsoever

All right, so he doesn't care about getting new listeners. He's not interested in it. No, but I honestly, like I said, it's just not my thing. That's what I told him. I said, you know, it's not my thing. They say that it'll bring me a bunch of new listeners and a big wave.

Blah, blah, blah. But I do it. I don't care. I don't care. But you know what I'm saying? You say you want listeners. Why? What say you want listeners? Why? What is that? I don't know what it's for. You know, it's not something that I'm interested in.

He doesn't know what it's for to get more listeners to a show. And yet he talks all the time about due to your listening, I got paid, you get paid every time somebody listens, that's what it's for. What are you talking about? You don't know why you'd want more listeners. It can't be possible that he's comfortable with the amount of money he's making, is it? You're right. He's like, I'm doing pretty well.

I got an apartment here in Indiana. I'm doing good, so I don't need it. I don't need anything else. What the fuck is he talking about? It's just like, if I believed him, I would be like, wow, man, that's actually, you know, he sounded pretty well. Yeah, you're just making stuff him I would be like wow man that's actually you know he sound pretty well yeah you're just making stuff for yourself releasing it for whoever happens to like it but no I don't believe that it's like that.

Well the problem is that he's said many many times that he loves when the haters come on and listen to a show because he makes money from that. He just wants to get his anchored eye to thumb reads out there however it can happen. Well then why the fuck is he- Ah! Just go on the dick show and I can't even hold on to the dick show that. Which I have to point out this quick clip that I pulled from him. Yeah, there's inconsistencies of

gores. Yeah! There's a lot of inconsistencies on the dick show. This is him not understanding what the dick show is, and I could have looked this up. The show's called the dick show first and foremost. That right there should be a key to anybody. What are you talking about? The host is named Dick Masterson. It's the dick show. It's like the David Letterman show.

It's like, that's how that works. It's the guy's name. Right. He's like, oh, I'm on to you guys. Your show's called the dick show. I'm not going on that. Well, what do you think this is? Do you think it's like gay porn or something?

What do you think it's going on? Do you think it's like gay porn hours? What do you think it's going on? Do you think it's possible that he typed in dickshow.com and not be dickshow.com? Oh, yeah. Now you know what? That's a really good point. Like, no one is so popular at Patreon as it's like a guy's blowing each other.

So you were talking about his brain isn't really working very well. It's all spaghetti. He's decided he's gonna recreate How this all went down that he got an invite to go on the dick show. How long is this clip gonna be like? It's like so what they're basically saying is these two fools whoever they are Listen to my podcast and was like yeah brother We should try and convince him to be on

We'll say where this LA comedy fucking shit. We got a patreon Known as the dick show. It's all cool dude. He'll fucking like it. He's an asshole. Right? He's a ginger He doesn't like people. There's a good chance he'd be into it for sure. We can swam dude high five But I mean let's be honest None of it's real. Does he think that they- What? Spooch the page.

The page. I think the page show made up that he not look at it. Yes. You fucking can't, you can't just fake a fucking page on. He thinks it's all a web- He thinks it's all a web- He thinks it's all a web- He thinks it's a web-

He thinks it's an elaborate ruse just to get him out of show or they could goof at him. This is way too fucking skit so, dude. You know, see him fucking help. I know! Jesus Christ. He later goes on to explain what he's become, because at first he says he's a nobody, why would they want to have me on their show? And then he explains that he's a pop icon.

I'm really realizing I'm much more of a pop icon as the as time goes on right We're just falling into an enigma type of category these days, and I'm good with it I'm good with it. We Somebody show because I don't have anything that I want to give you somebody show because I don't have anything that I want to give you. Does that make sense? No, it doesn't make any sense. I don't know what he's talking about there, at all. He's lost me.

He's a pop icon and he's good with that. He doesn't need to go on anyone's show. And he's lying about his intentions. He says that when he, when he first started podcasting, he had no idea what it was going to turn into. He says that when he first started podcasting, he had no idea what it was gonna turn into. Because when this started, it was me and a friend, not knowing there was a chance that you could create an audience, you could make your own audience in a sense.

You never really knew that that was a thing. How is that possibly true? That's why you start a podcast is to get it out on the internet where people can find it and then you can get an audience for it. If you didn't think that was a thing, you wouldn't have put it on the internet as a podcast. They need some male role models and it's like, yes. I like your psycho analysis. I think you're I think you're on to something. I try to keep it. Honestly, I in my, the way I actually think about it, I go way farther. I try to be as reasonable as I can. Oh, I think I think this guy has like some kind of dissociative identity disorder or something. Like he just doesn't understand who he's supposed to be.

Like he, at some point, he might have had a sense of self and it has completely left him. And now he's just confused. He's got all these different voices in his head and he doesn't know which one is his voice because they're all his voice but he just doesn't he won't he doesn't see it. That's a perfect segue. Listen to him argue with himself in this clip. He's so confused. He doesn't even know what he's fighting anymore. But then also to be I don't know I don't want to keep talking about it because of course the people that will listen to this will also say, hey man, it was super weird that you talked about that email and then talked about more emails.

Like, hey man, so what? So what? Hey, but also who gives a shit? I was thinking about it real hard earlier and I was just like, you know, who cares? Didgy, he thought about it real hard earlier, you know, before he did an hour-long show about the emails that he got, and he thought, who cares?

That makes sense. That's why you would go on and talk about being asked to go on the dick show and turning it down for an hour straight. If you really didn't care, you might not podcast about it at all. I don't know. Just a thought. Chris, listening to clips of him when he does that, it's just like, because in the end he has said nothing. He's like contradicted himself so many times that I don't even know what he was trying to say. He doesn even know what he was trying to say. He doesn't know what he's trying to say.

That's the problem. That's why he should have a podcast. This is him talking about how interviews don't go well for him. Another reason why he didn't want to go out the dictionary. The last time that I was a guest on somebody's podcast didn't go well. God I'll be there for it. said wanted to set fire. Okay. He has a bit of a violent streak too, doesn't he? Oh, for sure. So I think he's talking about the Dolvin Cox experience and what happened was the podcast hit by Zal over this at the

discard. What happened to say in one of the earlier clips that he had not done any guest appearances ever. Right. Yeah, he talks about how I don't do guest appearances. Well, it was a few months ago that somehow Delvin Cox convinced him to go on his show and Delvin read him questions that I wrote and questions that podcast hitman wrote. The questions that I wrote were fine.

You know, it was just like, why are you doing this? What are you trying to accomplish? What do you think you are got a stuff? And podcast hitman was asking about cell protective services and it got a really pissed off. It did not go out. He still pissed off about it. Yeah, your questions were not nice podcast.

Look, man, if people are constantly telling you to seek CPS, whether you need that or not, you should consider that a lot of people are saying these words to you and there's maybe something to think about there. Yeah. So you're probably wondering, why would he even put out this epic podcast about not going on a show?

Like literally, the topic topic is I didn't do anything. Like that's not an exciting anecdote. Guess what? I got asked to do something cool. I didn't do it. Okay. Why are we talking about this for an hour?

He explains. I'm really just doing this extra stuff for this episode because I want to make sure that historically it's been written The story's been told wow That was a really important story to get out there now. We all know how you wrote Roger Roger Which didn't make any fucking sense people thought you were gonna go on the show you didn't they followed up with you to see if you wanted to go out next week and You were pissed off about it.

Neat. Good job. I do have this clip that I'm excited about. Hey, Carl. Hey, Carl. Hey, Carl. He's never sent my name so many times in a podcast. It's very exciting.

Do you think this guy, has he ever like referenced any podcast that he listens to? Like does he even listen to podcasts? Does he know what they are? He loves Kill Tony and what else? Your mom's house maybe? Are these shows anything like his? Tom Sigerat? No. Why doesn't he try to make a show like the podcast that he knows are good?

Hold on a second. What podcast is like his? What would that even be? like the podcast that he knows again. Hold on a second, what podcast is like his? What would that, what would that even be? I feel like my art so far so is whirling Dervish podcast is like his podcast if it was, if it did make sense. Oh, okay. Cause it is just somebody screaming schizophrenic madness.

Well, then you should send that along to him. But it's somebody with a, you know, with a, with a, and, and I cue that can get them through life as opposed to right. So by the end of this episode where he's like you said, just saying the same thing over and over and over again while contradicting himself, he boars the shit of himself. And that has always been kind of my my brain's way. My brains way Yawning on you guys cuz I care

I actually like that that's kind of funny so stupid fucking yawning during his podcast God, I hope I've never done that if somebody finds that I have yawning during my podcast I'll be very embarrassed last thing I wanna play, in the episode you listen to that is now part of this problem Academy episode, he talks about the fact that he's holding out, now the first 10 minutes it's about his microphone that he fixed, right? I think he's got like a Sure M58,

and he's very excited that he was able to fix it, and that's what he's using, and he's holding it. It's not to fix it and that's what he's using and he's holding it It's not in a holster. It's not on the table. He's holding his microphone and That's making him more badass as a podcaster And it feels really good check this out because of course. Yes. Yes I've said a lot of things that weren't very funny as well as things that weren't said a lot of things that weren't very funny as well as things that weren't interesting or entertaining in this episode. But do I feel confident in them? Because I am holding the stage? Well pretend holding the stage. He hasn't said

anything funny or interesting, but he's confident about it. Why? Don't, don't be. That's part of the problem. And is just him he feels confident just pretending to be on a stage right so imagine how much insane confidence He must feel on the stage. He must just feel like he is fucking slaying it when he's up there man Yeah, I'm not buying it. All right, so he said my name He said my name a bunch of times and our buddy Doug from the jingles department put together a song that he's calling snakes in the Craspart 2. This is, uh, this is pretty epic. W-A-T-P. Carl, Carl, Carl like that. Carl like that. Carl, Carl.

I have a huge, I have a huge, I have a huge penis. Carl. Carl. And that's fine. And that's fine. Carl. Carl. It's not, it's not my first rodeo. Patrick and Carl. Patrick and Carl. Carl. Yeah. Patrick. Carl. Feature and Patrick. Your vice versa. I'm that bold. I have a huge, I have a huge, I have a huge penis. It's me, it's me. I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm just gonna try and make up something. Carl, we got him, we got him, hook line at seeker.

Your favorite podcast, your favorite podcast, your favorite podcast is talking about me. Carl, Carl, this is a nothing, this is a nothing show Carl Carl W.A.T.P. W.A.T.P. Carl Carl I have a huge I have a huge I have a huge penis. I don't know anyone named Carl W.A.T.P

Nice It's the best sign he's ever done Did you we've done it all buddy? Yes, we have got it all, buddy. Yes, we have done it all. We talked about poop, we talked about hope, we talked about Alex Jones and Joe Rogan, we talked about Patrick Michael not going on

Dick Masterson show and he will never will go on Dick Masterson show. And if you tell him you like his show, he'll know you're lying. These are interesting things that we've learned today. I guess it's the time for everyone's favorite part of the show. For two weeks in a row, I have no teaser. I don't even know what's going on.

I was saying because I'm still waiting on know what's going on. I was saying because I'm still waiting on someone who's going to get back to me. I wonder if they'll be able to come on. So this is a epic sale. Yeah. Perfect. They'll do it. Okay. Digi, thank you so much for coming on the show. I really enjoy talking to you again. What are you up to these days, buddy? Working people find your work Well, you know, I'm Digi Nay on YouTube and Twitter. There's two ease to Digi N-E-E That's pretty much all you need. You'll find all my shit there. Okay

That's it, huh? Yeah, I mean I got I got fucking I've always got a thousand things going on. So like, I just, I'm a human content machine. There's always something. I can't even begin to summarize the breadth of different amounts of shit that I do because it's uncoordinated cluster fuck of content. All right, I love it.

It's very similar to Patrick. Michael, except for you are Googleable. Yeah, it's a nice, you actually have a consistent name. Well, that that could system anymore because I did what Patrick Michael needs to do and like listen to two people and talk to them until I got good. All right. Well, hang out. We only have a few voice mails to do. But before we do that, I will say, please join us again next week.

It might be the episode we find out once for a who are these podcasts sleep well every party in the muskets of morning radio and now the show is over now okay great show good job everybody great job everyone This dude is fucking corny. You fucking know all about this shit. Bullshit. That's faster than a place called. Don't know what he did for no sucking way! You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense It's make a piss If my jam

There are three I'm shooting during war now. I'm shitting during world hours. And I'm depressed by your stream. Uh, 70-year-old man. I'm shitting during world hours. P-P-Fire hosey. Slop thing. We think that P-P-A-Car, we just grave.

And O-B isn't depressed by his stream. Who's depressed by someone fucking piss-dream? I have shed everywhere I would bid a head, I would eat my neighbors, I'm not letting my kids die. I'm just gonna be honest, my superpower is being honest. I've extrapolated this out, and I won't have you for a few years, because I got food stuff, but I'm literally looking at my neighbors now, and I'm going, I'm ready to hang them up. God damn you, she ain't never chopping them up.

You know what I'm ready? My daughter's on stop and a death. I will eat my neighbors, see my superpowers Be honest, I will eat your ass, I will I'm combat model, I'm self-sufficiency plumber, believe the leader The point is, you thought about that yet because I'm so into the sun You can fix this and I'm so into the thing about having to eat my neighbors You think I like sons of number neighbor, I'm gonna that yet because I'm so into the blood he can fix this and I'm so into the thing about having to eat my neighbors. You think I like something on my neighbor?

I'm gonna haul him up by chain and chop his ass up. I'll do it. My children are going hungry. I will eat your ass. Yeah. I will eat your ass. Oh, I will eat your ass. I will eat. I will eat your ass. Oh, I will eat your ass. I will eat. I will eat your ass. Let's place a voice valve real quick. This is a guy who I think is auditioning for the P pod.

Hey Carl, I also go in buddy. Just wanted to say I'm sending you this voice that I'm pissing I think you might really be on the phone here. All right, I gotta go call me back. Let's look at our latest numbers here on the PPA. We haven't been putting out as many episodes as we we should have been. But I'm still very impressed. 68 dollars and 36 cents Jesus Christ we're crushing it. The Peapod is crushing it and I want to thank all of you for your oil listenership on there. All right, this is oh, crippled

Jesus. crippled Jesus is actually here he called in to you as a say. Hey Carl, it's crippled Jesus. And I just got done with listening to the bonus episode that you did with Dick and Sean, the new one. It was great. I noticed that shameless doesn't feel bad for crippled people, but I just want to say as a people of real trail and being in the crippled community, we actually feel bad about sharing this.

Like, here's our dad. Like, oh, we might be crippled, but we don't have 20 podcasts. No one can really get the. Yeah, I love everything about those bonus episodes. Keep doing them. W H T P is awesome. The creep off sucks. I do a show and love the content, but he don't fuck yourself.

Thanks, cripple Jesus. That's fucking funny. Yeah. Thank you for introducing me to the phrase people of wheelchair. That's great. If you're, if you want to come on right now, I unmuted you in the server. But yeah, the Patrick Michael was saying that his mom's drug dealer dove into the shell end and became quadriplegic and he was fine with that. Like the dude had it coughing or something. Yeah. So fucking weird.

What kind of drugs do you think his mom was doing? Like, if he feels that much hatred for that drug dealer, then surely there's something dark was going on. Better be, better be math. Yeah, I agree It was up crippled Jesus. How you doing buddy? Well, I don't much ride Your microphone like your legs does not work All right, here's a guy who hates Vic. We haven't heard this in a while

Carl it's been, it's been what, like, 10 weeks now, when it feels like an eternity. Listen, what is the deal with Vic? I don't understand. She's not funny. You just, you crack up laughing every time. She says, oh, you're stupid. You're a baguette.

That's her whole thing. That's all she said. She says, oh, you're stupid. You're a baguette. That's her whole thing. That's all she said. She said, Carl, you're stupid. And you bust out laughing like a fucking step. Can you please explain to me why you have her on? She's not funny. She's not interesting. She doesn't say anything of no, anything worth hearing. I used to love the voicemail segment.

It used to be one of the best parts to show in my opinion and now that Vic is on it, I just completely bought this game. All right, tell me back. I think that opinion is a simple thinking. It seems to be what everyone has to say about Vic of the voicemail segment. I, I, well, what is that? Why would that make it simple thinking? I don't know. The voicemail segment. No, I mean, not the way I just used to know. The voicemail segment is not worse because of Vic. It was always terrible.

Yeah, well, I mean, I think that if I had to pause it, what I think Vic adds, if anything, is that she, she's just, she doesn't try, unlike this show, which is all about like breaking down an extensive reason why someone is bad. She does not provide any reasoning. She's just like, yeah, you suck in your a-faggot. Like that's, there's no logic

and that's what's so beautiful about it. It's good, man. Did you are, you pick up on things that I do not. I love it. I am a career analyst Okay, this is another guy who Used to like Vic and now doesn't Okay, well, let me say this big was fine when she was just calling in as a voice mailer She could be pretty funny a little freak out about the Australians.

That was okay. That was all right. I don't have a problem with baking general. I just, to get that out there. All right. All right. Call me back again. I guess I didn't need to play both of those boys. So it's boring. All right. Last one. Yeah, they could play about her being boring. These are the most vapid fucking voicemail I heard on the show. I mean, are they jealous? Car noise. They're like bored? There's like Get angry or something Energy I mean if I've taught people nothing else. It's have a little bit of fucking energy What you're doing a show or at least have a hilarious voice like crippled Jesus that is just delightful to listen to I love crippled Jesus. I wish that he was able to come on our show and talk to us Gosh, it seems like I am setting him up here for an opportunity to come on the show.

And it's just, it's just not happening. He doesn't seem to know what's wrong with this mic. No. Oh, well. All right. Last voice, Mel, that I have here. I know who is co-hosting on the podcast this week. Based on last week's teaser, it has to be Kevin. If it's if I read the show notes next week and it doesn't say

co-hosting with me this week is Kevin. I'm gonna yell what is going on here. Perfect. I'm going out there! Yeah, sorry, it was the the the the tease was for for Diggy. Diggy name All right, well that's all I got for you and again, Diggy Thank you so much for coming on always always delightful to speak with you and I know that you have to do some shitty homework when you do the show, so it is appreciated It was especially shitty this time.

I see what you did there. Yeah no one likes this part of the show you guys should all just kill yourself. These guys seem afraid of their own digs. you