Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep208 - Ear Biscuits

Episode Date: May 31, 2020

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Cous, Couseru, Couseru. Are you a boner guy? Hey, Carl! Hey, Carl! Hey, Carl! It's showtime. W-A-T-P-W-A-P-P. Hello, bag slappers and cousin ruse, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that's never even heard of a guy named Carl. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week, the man responsible for episode 200 gate, it's Doug from Who's Right.

Hello, sir. How are you? It's been a little while, Doug. Welcome back whose rights? Hello, sir. How are you? It's been a little while, Doug. Welcome back to the show, my friend. It is a draining experience and it took this long to recover. It's probably true. Please go to who are these.com to get our email address, voice, my number link to the subride link to our discord server, link to our

merchandise and link to our Patreon. We just put out a brand new episode yesterday. Croge came over this week and we talked about Patrick Michael's YouTube show called Breakfast Desert and we also covered the whole call her daddy Fiasco. So that was a lot of fun. I listened back to it and I was editing as like holy shit this is actually a decent episode for once. Also we encourage our listeners to get to five star review on iTunes and then shit all over us in the comment section. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Ear Biscuits.

We have both listened to the show separately. We have barely discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Rhett McLaughlin and the link Neal. And these two guys, shout about nothing. And that's what the show is. I am sorry. Yeah, that's all I can say. This show, this episode is going to suck and it's my fault. It's called a shot.

I love it. That's why today will not be a great show. All right. Well, let's start off by setting the scene here. They did a show recently, episode 241. And they're quarantined. So they're both, they usually do a show together episode 241, and they're quarantined, so they're both, they usually do a show together, I think, but they were doing it from separate houses,

and they decided, since they don't have anything to talk about, that they would take questions from Twitter, or as they call them conversation starters, and then they would just prattle on and on about whatever conversation starter there was. So, first one is if you had an opportunity to relive a part of your life, would you do it? And nothing you can do would change anything. So there's, there's no issues with ruining in your future. You just go back and relive a part of your life. Very, very boring question and conversation starter.

And these guys right out of the gate have no idea what to say about it. I love questions that don't have consequences. Cause, you know, I'm sure in the past, we've talked about like time travel or like, we definitely talked about points in our past that we've experienced. I love that story.

Yeah, so this is like PTSD, man. It's sending me right back into show prep where I just started zoning out immediately as soon as you played the clip. Right. They're not prepared to have any of these conversations that they're about to have. They seem to have done no prepping whatsoever. You can tell they're just not even ready to have a conversation. Do you have something in mind?

Because I'm having difficulty narrating that. I do have something. And you might think that it would, you know, some of the typical answers that come to mind are things like, well, at the very first moment, I met my wife. So it's not a conversation starter.

If you can't even start a conversation from it, you're not accomplishing what you set out to do here. So my takeaway from these guys, it's, it's like if Dane Cook had a podcast and didn't steal jokes. So, you know how Dane Cook tries that word play shit to try to make himself sound clever or funny just by saying random bullshit. So, play my number 35 and instead of saying, you know, dinner table or whatever, this is the type of shit that they do. And by the way, I want to point out, you sent over your clips and the first one was labeled

Doug-001 and I almost had a heart attack. I'm like, is there gonna be a hundred fucking clips again? Thank God. All right, 35 here you go. And I'm Link, this week at my round table of dining. Oh, fucking douchebags. I hate these fucking guys. Yeah, oh, they're, how, they're hateable.

How, how much do you hate them now, right? Right at this moment? Well, I haven't gotten into what I discovered about them as I was doing my research. That's right. I think that's where I was headed. Yeah, I didn't mind them until I found out what, why you sent this over as the show that we would review.

I had no idea that these guys were popular and listening to the podcast, I started to realize, the first time I listened to it, I was like, oh, these guys are just boring and putting on a shitty show that nobody cares about. But then, when I saw that they have a YouTube channel with 16.4 million subs, called Good Mythical Morning, I went,

oh, okay, now I see what's going on here. These guys have gotten to the stage in their career where they think everything they say is interesting and they don't have to put any work into it and they don't give a fuck and they can just put out shitty podcasts. They obviously do not want anyone discovering them through their podcasts because anyone just like picked this up

and like, well, what's this all about? What are these guys talking about? We'd never listen to it again. You'd have to be some kind of crazy fan of these people to think any of this is possibly interesting. Yeah. So when you made it through this episode and you started doing your show prep, did any point, did it dawn on you that these guys might be worth $21 million from this bullshit?

No. And after I did the show prep, I realized that these guys are like H3 and a lot of YouTubers who then get into podcasting. Their videos are so highly edited and scripted that then when they just try to have a conversation, they suck at it. And you really start to see what's going on behind the curtain that these guys are not talented. They can't just do a podcast. So I hate to do this. Normally I try to save a super cut for later on, but I don't have a whole lot of ammunition because this was just, it was just mindless drivel. Yeah. But this was taken all out of the one, the same episode that we listened to number five. And now if you have to pee now, go ahead. Like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, on a daily basis dog. Do you know the answer to that? I don't. I don't either, but I do know that they have the Retten Link YouTube channel.

They have ear biscuits on YouTube. They have good mythical morning. They have more mythical or something like that. They're putting out videos all day long every day that recording podcasts. Wouldn't they learn how to talk at some point, even just by mistake, figure out how to broadcast. You would think so.

You would think so. As that was playing, I was thinking that would be a good tracker on your subreddit on how many likes per minute or filler words per minute an episode has. This one, there was 208 likes in that episode. Wow. That that averages to 3.4 likes per minute. That's impressive because there's a lot of times when they're at a loss for words

and not even saying anything. So the fact that they're working in that many likes, I'm just gonna go back real quick to this first hypothetical question. I'm gonna wrap this one up. So they're trying to think if something's zany or interesting to say because they've struck out miserably.

They've no idea what part of their life they would go back to. So the guy tries to come up with something zany. What if I did this like Groundhog Day? There are no consequences. What if I just drop my pants in the middle of my wedding? Like, wouldn't it be fun to see how everybody's biggest regret that I didn't drop my pants during my wedding ceremony? No, but if there were no consequences, wouldn't you just do something to stir it up?

Like it devolves into childish conversation very quickly. I know what I would do. I would go drop my pants at my wedding Could you imagine? I would steal from the ice cream man. Oh, grab a bomb pop. Wouldn't you grab a bomb pop and shove it up your sister's butt? Yeah, there's no consequences Wouldn't you grab a bomb pop and show it up your sister's butt? Yeah, there's no consequences. Oh my God, the second class should die. Is this is great. Why is music in the 70s, 80s and 90s so good? Yeah. Yeah.

It's a stupidest question. And the answer is even dubber. Well, first of all, I agree to the 70s and 80s are good in terms of music. Now 90s, I feel like you got to be more specific. You got to be more specific with just the 90s. You went 20 years of music and you're like, yep, that's all good. But the 90s, we got to zoom in on that one. What?

What are you talking about? There's so much band music in the 80s. It's laughable. We all know how shitty the 80s wants for music. It ruined bands like ZZ Top. That's how bad the 80s wants for music. And this guy's like, yep, gotcha. 70s, 80s, amazing.

90s, that's so sure. So I like their hot take on hip hop. You know, two of the widest people on the fucking planet. Play my number six. Okay. Yeah, I'll make a tangential statement, which I think might be controversial, or at least people would disagree with it.

I think that hip hop now is better than it's ever been. How many people that listen to rap say tangential statement? Okay, it's a good point. Did he pick up on that? How do you even listen to rap say tangential statement. Get it to good point. Did he pick up by that? How do you listen to rap think hip hop is better now than it's ever been? Would you like to white guys from North Carolina? So I'm going to say that this is probably a false statement. There's a new song I would call it, Gooba.

It has 264 million views on YouTube and it sounds like this. Not quite the chronic, is it? I'll be honest, I like that song. I mean, it's no cool mo-d, but I like that. Yeah, it's not even Kurt is blowing my opinion, but whatever. If that's the kids I listen to, that's such a fucking weird take. And then this take, I thought, was even dumber. They're talking about, of course, everyone's talking about the Michael Jordan documentary that's been playing on

ESPN. But then when you asked the hypothetical question of, well, how would Jordan be if you just took him literally, you took 1995, Michael Jordan, and you just put him on an NBA court now, you know, that's it. He just he's there. How would he do? And I feel pretty strongly that he would just be sort of a middle of the road player. What's he talking about?

Jordan would probably ride the bench most of the game if he was playing it today. You know, Jordan is prime playing in today's NBA. All right. Sure. I think this is what happens when you're just surround yourself with stacks of $100 bills. You have no idea what's going on on the outside. Yeah. Well, also, I kind of breeze over this before, but did you notice that they called the fans

of this show, Ear Biscuit Tears? Yeah. I've also, so I think they have several names for them. I think so too. So number seven. Okay. If you care about sports and based on the couple of times I've said things about sports on Twitter, I get the impression that the mythical beast,

heard is not not a lot of sports fans, but there are some. Yes, there are no fucking sports fans that listen to these. The fucking nerds. The mythical beasts are the names of their fans. At the end of the show, Doug, they have fans, they have fans sending their videos and wearing their t-shirts, their mythical, whatever morning t-shirts. Yeah. And they're all excited. These guys sell a lot of shit. They have chia pet dolls with their faces and heads on them.

Yeah. So if you go to their store, they've got pomade for your hair and lip balm and fucking perfume. Yeah, they will sell you everything, including really shitty footwear. I got some of the loungers that I wear around the house and I got the tree dashers that I wear when I dash around my neighborhood. People are like, look at that man and those comfortable shoes that are helping to plan it. Nothing that these guys say is interesting or funny.

And yet they're described as comedians. Did you, did you happen to see the, did you go to their store? Yeah, I did. Okay, did you see? It says, uh, retinolinks, mythical brand creates comedy, lifestyle products, and experiences, experiences for the curious minded. It is fucking people. experience experiences for the curious minded. Fucking people.

So the other thing I noticed what I was doing my research on these guys is that when you looked up a retmic lawful and it said musician and I said, oh, okay, maybe this guy's like a country star I've never heard of and that's why they're popular because sometimes these guys who are big on YouTube actually have some type of talent doing something else and then people follow them on YouTube. And I find with that, it's when they become famous on YouTube for not being funny or interesting that I am confused by. So I went ahead and looked up, this is, I think, they're most popular song.

This is a song these two guys sing called the Walmart song and remember they're trying to be funny. Tell me if you can pick up on a single joke in this song. Yeah, you hear that? Pokadada bikinis, that's funny, right? Yeah, they also did the thing where they transitioned from Mexican to normal. Y'all right, Uno Dostrés IV, that was hilarious. 17 different TVs all at once. Are you not entertained? Are you not entertaining? This is not why you're here And my friend The door greets me as I walk through the automatic doors with a comb over like a

Bersnest like they wrote this song and there's still to shoehorn in the Like they wrote this song and there's still the shoehorn in the greeter's name is Theodore as I walk through the door Like that's how you say Theodore this is fucking stupid. Why are you shoehorned your own lyrics? What pisses me off about listening to this is I think they even pressed this on vinyl and probably sold it done a copy Oh, yeah Everything that PJ writes is better than this. Oh, yes, agreed. If this was my jingle's department, I would definitely have some layoffs. I know of no one who looks better in a blue vest. He has me in my car and I'm on my way to get a five gallon jug of grape gatorade.

Don't play a hate. If I'm a pseudocles, he's gonna go get grape gatorade. Don't play a hate. How is that funny in any context? Oh, my. Wow. We love it. Love it. Love it. All right.

That's about it. It goes on and on. So I think what you should do is get all your listeners to try to cancel, rent and link for cultural appropriation with the Gatorade player, Hayden thing. They're insinuating that only that they are drinking warm Gatorade, which is what black people do, I think. I would never ever do that. And I will tell you this, Doug, what I noticed is

the other questions are about fandom and about blankets on a couch and whether you fold them or not. And then they say this at the end. And this is what I would encourage people who listen to W-H-D-P. about blankets on a couch and whether you fold them or not. And then they say this at the end, and this is what I would encourage people who listen to W-H-D-P, if they wanna participate in this guys show. Hashtag, your biscuits. Let us know what you think about these topics.

If that's blankets or reliving a, a point in your life or all the stuff we said about music, let us have it. We'll speak out to you next week. So you can tweet it down with the hashtag. What do you think about those topics? Well, I've got two supercuts. I don't want to miss before we go.

Let's do it. All right. So the folding of the blankets thing, yeah, they have this way about them where I think they think it's funny. If you just repeat the same word over and over, like as many times you can in the conversation, isn't that funny? That's not funny.

I think they're just smarter than me. My number two is the about beds. When your wife goes out of town and you're at home alone, do you make the bed? And why? Bed. Childs bed. Childs bed, it is a white bed that has drawers

that are on the one side of it. This bed is a child's bed. It's a single bed, it's an IT bed. We could use a bed. That is the bed that it barely fit that single bed. I slept in a single bed until I got married. I slept in a single bed bed. A bed, a child's bed.

A bed, I mean, we don't need a bed. Bed, a bed. Well, it's not. Bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed. Yeah. Jesus Christ That was such a boring conversation at one point he asked hey man do you even make your bed listen this

shit targeting us here I would gladly make the bed if it was like Jetson's time and we figured out a way to just do it efficiently and cleanly but I get mad at the antiquated nature of it, and it just makes me think, I'm above this. I'll just come back to this tonight, and I'll work my way into it, and it'll be fine. We're talking about blankets, though. It's boring. You're boring, everybody.

We're boring, everyone. These guys don't have a single hot take about any topic that they're talking about and I think I think you hit the nail on the head when you said that You know, they just became wildly popular on YouTube. Yep, so they assume that everything that they say is interesting So they can just have a conversation and people are gonna gobble that shit up Before I did the research and found out that they were big YouTube celebrities and making tons of money I wrote down two phrases. I wrote down needlessly boring and utterly meaningless and that's how I would sum up this show

It's like boring for no reason. There's no reason to be this boring. This is the guy's hot take on music There's there's a lot of good music. There's also a lot of bad music because there's so much opportunity. Did you get that? There's a lot of good music. And there's a lot of bad music. This is another example of the guy just saying nothing

but using so many words to do it. But there are still people who are making amazing music using those tools and there's a lot more opportunity for true artists to come out of the woodwork and I think that they're you know I think it but I we're so close to it. You know, I think time will tell. You take forever to say nothing. What the fuck was that? I think I forgot that he was talking. And he's like, oh shit, am I not talking?

And then time will tell. And I don't know. You're, it reminds me of like if you're sitting in a job interview and they ask you a question you're not prepared for. Yes. And your mouth starts talking before your brain has time to fire up.

Yeah. That's what this entire show is. They're so ill prepared. And then there's one point in the show that I found fascinating because these guys have been this duo for a very long time. They've put out tons of videos and millions and millions of views. The one thing they should be able to do is have a decent rapport and back and forth.

Listen to how much they talk over each other. I did not edit this. This is how the show came out. They want to connect to us. They connect to who we are. They connect to who we are. I started doing a little challenge and I understand that's the first Yeah, if somebody likes what you like, then you like them. What is this garbage?

How do they have a podcast? This is bullshit. That's correct, Bonnie. Surprisingly bad. Yeah, yeah, I've only got, I think, okay, I have two clips from them. One is right out of the gate with being a $50 billion machine that they are, their number one.

I thought it kind of set everything up for me. I came in here because I thought there might be better acoustics. I have no interest in testing it out before I put it out. I know you could fucking listeners. He's in a big empty room. It sounds like shit. I mean, you've heard how much it's echoing all over the place. They're using the same microphone that I use,

which can't be a good side. That's a really good point. I didn't think about that because I was watching a part of this TV show that they had or something, and it shows them in their YouTube studio, and then it shows them walking out of the studio and there's always people working on the show when they have all these producers and camera people

I'm like holy shit. This is a whole fucking production but leave it to these assholes that they have to do it on their own. They walk into an empty room with nothing on the walls and it just echoes all over the place. Great job dummy. Way to podcast. As they're talking about music and they make very little sense and zero points, they come back and they go, you know what, we shouldn't have made this a segment. This could have been an entire episode. I don't know. I think it's all about. We could have we could have easily made this into an episode, by the way, and we just made it into one question. So maybe we'll have to come back to you.

Well, I, you know, oh, yes, could you please talk more about music? A couple of musicians knowing nothing about music. Uh, let's see, 70s and 80s were great. 90s were pretty good. And music today is both good and bad. All right. That sums up their fucking opinions on music. I think that you could ask these guys what the difference is

between a traditional 12 inch ruler and a yardstick and they could make it a fucking episode. That's a good conversation starter. Oh boy, what else do you have on their show here? Last thing is my number four, just another example of them using the same word over and over in a very short segment. I bought an 11 foot long board because I'm going to, I have to, I have to do regular surfing man. I have to look, I have to get where I don't have to have the paddle because I want to be able to go to like Malibu and surf without people looking at me like I'm a dork. You're going to ask me to go and then I'm gonna be out there

on a paddle board. Now, if I'm gonna go out there, you're gonna be that guy with a paddle board. There's a lot of people with paddle boards, one person's on a paddle board, a paddle board. You can probably paddle board, same length as my existing paddle board, go on my existing paddle board,

I'll be out there on a paddle board. Do you think that they think it's funny to repeat the word or that their vocabulary is quite limited? No, I think that they have a good vocabulary. Nobody says a tangential statement or whatever the fuck he said. All right, good boy. You've got some evidence to back up your point there. I want to switch gears to their YouTube channel because that's why they're famous. Good mythical morning.

I've never heard of this. I noticed that some people in our Discord have. So this is a popular show. Their fans must be the most boring people. And I don't know why with all of the entertainment options out there, you would choose to watch videos. These guys put together. This is a video with over 2 million views.

And I'll play clip that sets it up here. Okay, so we're gonna be traveling back in time and some of this is all the way back to the 1980s to take some discontinued snacks and then we're gonna decide if we should bring it back or nah, that's whack. Oh my god. Oh my god. So this is your typical YouTube video, tons of production, tons of nonsense, quick cuts, quick edits, different camera angles, and they're sitting there with skittles and bullshit in front of them

and opening it up. They have a Spice Girl Wally pops at one point, and they're tasting this food, and then declaring whether they should bring it back, or if it's whack. And they don't have any funny banter, or interesting comments to make. I'll give you a quick example,

as they're eating Lays Deep-Dish Pizza Flavored Potato Chips. On one hand, I feel like there needs to be a pizza-flavored chip, but on the other hand, Lays has so many flavors that I'm gonna go to before this I don't I don't there there wasn't a Pizza flavor chip hole in my heart. I agree. So Lays deep dish piece of chips No, that's whack Fucking faggot

Jesus truck dude. This is now this is where I started getting angry because you mentioned the podcast made you angry. I'm like, okay, I get it. They don't have to do anything so they're not. But then I went to this and I'm like, this is where they're making all their money, two million views on this new video and this is what they're fucking putting out. I'm like, what am I doing? I'm putting so much work into shit.

I'm trying way too hard. I should just be eating a second going, oh, this is a garbage. It's wack, y'all. Actually, Doug, should we do that? Uh, it's not a terrible idea. All right, so they open up a certs and a certs is those little mints that is a glacial breeze flavor. And this is their joke about that.

All right, next up we have Sirts Classic Mint's Glacial Breeze. Glacial breeze? Who, you know how when you're like, you're trudging on a glacier and just a breeze, a little breeze and you're like, I wish that could be put into a little candy and put my mouth.

Good one. Even when they ended the shit out of this, they're terrible. So what I'm picking up on though is I'm not hearing any likes. Right, yeah, good point. It's way more scripted and contained when they do the YouTube show. And this is... Because that picture in whoever their editor is listening to their podcast, you're fucking everything up. People are gonna know what you guys are idiots.

Why are you putting this out? This is, once they show that they have certs, they got a million jokes for it. They can't wait to unleash them on us. My dad was a certs man, and I haven't thought about certs in so long, but he would be like, you wanna cert. He called him certs if he gave you one. Yeah, like a tick-tack is one.

Yeah, but a certs, would you say you want a certs or were you on a cert? I would assert that I just want a cert. Would you be hurt if I open my own certs? Discombol. Uh, it doesn't end there. They have one more. I'll end hold on.

Okay. What's funny about that is I could have just said I made a super cut. Yeah. It's just a regular conversation. That is a regular conversation that for some reason passes as entertainment on a website that has, I don't know, billions of videos to watch. You could choose from billions of videos and that is what people are looking at. Final search, Chuck. It's sort of flyably delicious.

Boo! Be more funny! The only thing that they said, which I should have worked into our conversation earlier that I agreed with, was this. I can't come up with a good reason that this needs to be in anyone's life. Agreed. Agreed. I was so blown away by this and Doug reached out to me, he goes, I'm sorry about the show. There's not a lot that we can clip from it. And I know what you mean. It's just such a rambling, boring conversation.

So thankfully, I didn't put too much time into looking into the show. It's not for me. It's for boring housewives, people who I don't, I don't know, man. I don't know who would listen to this or watch these guys. Somebody is, I don't know. Yeah. So what I felt like when I was trying to clip parts for this was if you want to capture this one thing, you have to do the setup.

And the setup is always 10 minutes long. Right. That is the problem. All right. Well, I'm ready to change gears, Doug. All right. Let's change them. All right.

There's a lot of different directions we can go. We'll do a little segue though. Our buddy producer Chris put together a new song for us, called Liars Club. Let's check it out. ["Lightly Night"] Difficult road here. It's a lie.

I don't know anyone in front of me. It's a lie. I was the one. Lie, lie, lie. He's lying. It doesn't make any sense. Stay lying. Just a quick turn!

Turn, realize that you're churnin' I'm a traitor! Roger that, is this me? I can't come down to the world! Why do I have to fight? I don't need the blood of your soul I'm a traitor! He's lying!

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the coronavirus or my friends or my co-workers. What's he talking about? I don't know. I hate this guy. You're unemployed and you have no friends. All right, I don't have a ton on this episode because it was really, I don't have a ton on this episode because it was really, OP is just grasping its straws. He's got nothing to talk about. And it's very similar to what Sutter and John's been doing, just repeating himself because he's putting out too much content.

This is the problem when you don't have a show format. It's very difficult to continue to be interesting when you're just talking about fucking random shit that's in your head. That shit that's in your head has already come out. We know, we got it. I hope he doesn't say this though. I pray there are more people out there like me.

Well, bad news, I hope you guys think our prayers are canceling each other out. So don't bother doing that. This is an example right here that I'm talking about. When I say, I don't know why you wouldn't put a little bit of work into your show, give us some production value so that it's interesting for people. Most podcasts at this point would not just talk about something that was funny, but would actually play it. And then yesterday Biden is doing an interview and it sounded like he had an old man fart.

You guys should search out that video. I'll try to post it on my Twitter, but sure sounded like he had a real wet old manifart. And they're trying to figure it if it was him or the other guy, but I'm like, no, man, that was Joe Biden farting. And he needs to check his pants. Oh, good one. It's a shark joke.

Oh, lazy. How lazy do you have to be to say, oh, I saw this video. It was really funny. You should check it out. Maybe I'll, maybe I'll tweet it later. Oddly enough, I can answer that question. You know, you know, lazy has to be to do that. Fuck. OP because he's not funny.

And he doesn't have anything interesting or compelling to say. We'll do these voices. And I finally picked up on something and I'll tell you what it is after this, but I think when he does this over this hot voice, he's actually doing an impression of someone who's been on his show many times and is actually funny. They're gonna make our lives that much better.

Oh, they'll make it a bit better. They'll make it better by a smidge. My life is better by a smidge. My life is better by a smidge. Cause Trump's in office. And then let's say Biden's in office. Oh, my life is better by a smidge. Even that laugh afterwards. Did you pick up on who he's doing right there? No, I know my guess is way off base. So it's Bill Burr and it's over the top, but Bill Burr will do that voice. And but he's saying funny things along with it. So it works. Opi's just rambling with nonsense and doing that over the top voice and then giggling at himself. It's embarrassing. Oh,

And doing that over the top voice and then giggling at himself, it's embarrassing. Oh, we've heard Bill Burr on your show before. But in that, he's making this crazy political statement where he says, I don't like Biden or Trump. You don't say, wow, what a crazy, crazy thing to think. And he goes on to explain that that's just him because he's a free thinker. You don't even have to agree with me. I'm just doing some of that free thinking. Remember, he said Joe Rogan wouldn't have

him on his podcast because he's a free thinker. I was like, what does he mean by that? And I guess what he means by that is that he thinks both of the people that we are able to elect as our next president are terrible, which I'm pretty sure almost everyone agrees with. That's not a hot take. I think anybody that out loud claims

to be a free thinker is a fucking retard. Yes. Right. Nobody sits around and just goes, yeah, I just repeat what CNN tells me. I just repeat what Fox News tells me. Everyone who does that goes, I'm a free thinker, man.

Just so happens, Chris Cuomo makes a lot of good points every single night. This is funny. It's very surprising that he interacts with people on his show, just like Suttering John, because he's so insecure about everything that when people make comments, he lashes out. And somebody says that his voice is cracking

and listen to him lose his mind about it. Why is your voice cracking? I don't know, because I'm leaning way back in this chair. And I'm actually not used to doing this on a regular basis anymore, so I don't know. I could get a sip of water for you if that helps. Sorry my voice is cracking. How's that?

I cleared my throat. I'm sitting up properly. All right, calm down, Obi. How many excuses did he have to make there? Just because somebody put a fucking stupid comment on the YouTube. How insecure is he at this point? Do you have any idea how much he's making now or if he's making anything?

Yeah, he makes zero dollars a week, Doug. He makes zero dollars. Oh, that's too bad. Yeah, it's a shame. He's putting up the same content as our boys, what are their names, Rhett and Link? Rhett and Link, yes. He's putting up the same content, making a whale, that's funny.

You know what I think Opie's problem is that he hasn't named his audience yet? Oh yeah, they gotta be like the upstairs or something. The nobsters. All right, that's all I have for Opie. You know what, fuck it, I'll play one last clip. I hate the, I think Dick Mesh says that this recently, the way Miss Take you can have is to say, you know,

there's no way they can make blazing saddles today. That movie could not get made today. Like, yes, I do, I do know that. It's, it's not, it's not an interesting thing to say. Yeah, I know blazing saddles couldn't be made today. You're, you're 100% right, which is too bad. That movie was really, really funny. Great. That, that. Yeah, I know. Blazing Saddles couldn't be made today. You're 100% right, which is too bad. That movie was really, really funny. Great. This is the kind of content that we're talking about that Opie is putting out now.

He's reading comments and going, yeah, you know what? That is a funny movie, but yeah, it's a little too spicy for today's norms. Like, okay. He's conversations have been said already. They couldn't put out Archie Bunker today. It just wouldn't work in this environment. It wouldn't work in this, but it's just so offensive, Doug.

Just people are just too sensitive now. So that type of original shame. It's a shame because it was really funny. It's really funny. Yeah, it's a real shame. All right, Doug. I see you got a ton of clips here on the board. So I do have some settling John stuff to get to.

But before that, I want to see what you brought to the table today. So I've got a new Todd segment or a new Todd episode. Okay, he reviewed back to the future too with his fiance. Oh, good. All right. You just want to jump into that. Let's jump into that. Let me, let me see if I have something that helps us jump into that a little bit. Don't tell me if you don't like my show.

Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go for the girl. Because that's absurd. All right, Patrick Michael did a podcast.

Now this isn't chewed gum. It's like real chewed or something like that. I don't even know the name. Yeah, it's hard to tell. Because people will send me links to shit. I have no idea what I must think to. I don't think he knows what he's doing, but I haven't heard this, but I did hear

that he did a review with Carly. And Carly's just a dynamic personality, so I'm very excited when he has her on the show. Oh, she is dynamic. Yeah. So what I thought was interesting was a couple people, podcast hit man, a couple other people, sent me some pictures of her.

Yeah, I saw that. I saw that. Actually, Jody V made a pretty funny photoshop. It's in our famous watch channel. It explains a lot of what's going on in that house. It does. All right. So play my number eight, and I want you to tell me why I clipped it.

Okay. Back to the future too. Okay, this is part two of the Back to the Future series. We're still in it. We're still doing it. And that was a long time in between, right? I feel like we've watched the second one three fucking times. We can never get enough time.

Oh, he's pissed. Okay, I know exactly what happened. He goes, Carly, we got to do the show. We already did bet to the future review. Now we got to do bet future two and they would watch it and then I got to go to work. Sorry, I'm tired. I've been working all day. Sorry, I don't want to get up at 3 a.m. and do a show with you.

Sorry. So then by the time I was tired of doing it again, she's like, I don't even remember it. Can we watch it again? I watch it again. Then she doesn't have time to podcast. So he's pissed. Like, what the fuck, Carly? Are we fighting to do this fucking review? People are clamoring for it. We got to get this out. Is that why you cooked it? Yeah. That and her comment at the end that we can never get enough time. Yeah. I'm sure that I'm sure what she was thinking was because you're always in that fucking closet talking to yourself. Right. Well, this is this whole thing, this clip right here, open my eyes.

Bro, noon. Get the fuck out of here. When he mentioned that he doesn't get up by noon to do the dick show, I went, oh, okay. I know he podcasts between 3am and 6am, but I just assumed he didn't sleep a lot. I didn't realize that he goes to about at 6am and then sleeps throughout the entire day. That's insane. So if that's the accurate that he he podcasts between 3 and 6am in his bedroom closet, I assume that Carly's trying to sleep on the bed to get ready for work. Yes. You can tell that he's sometimes a whispering on his shows.

He probably gets yelled at quite a bit. So the interesting thing about this episode was I started clipping the baby crying, you know, because that's what you do. Yeah, that's fun. But it's so much of it that I just gave up on it. I've got three of them, but so number nine is the right out of the gate. Either this one or the third one, that's why I'm waiting for the third one. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's say this about this one first. This is the basic synopsis of this film is

simply that, oh, it's so sad. Like both of that kid's parents are totally ignoring them. It gets worse. I know that he's known for not editing. We'll get to that. Play, play my number 10. There's a lot of time traveling, I feel. They're going to a lot of locations. It's hard to keep track exactly where they are. In the sense like there's a lot of stuff. All right. So one thing I picked up on was it, it seemed like this episode was edited. There were, there were some cuts cuts where you wouldn't have thought there should be, and there was some audio that was muted. And I'm assuming that the kid was crying underneath him,

and he went in and tried muting that audio or lowering the volume. Smart. My number 36, it starts out really loud. Don't adjust it. It's only a second, but I brought the volume up as loud as I could could and I swear to God that it sounds like that kid is being murdered

in the background. Okay. Before I play this, I know that wasn't what I was supposed to be listening to, but I just heard Patrick Michael say that back to the future too is confusing. You don't know where they are in time and I have to disagree with that. There's three time places that there are.

The 2015, 1985, 1955. Very easy to follow. Look at the cards. There's some clues you could pick up us. The other dress. There's some clues. Holy shit, what did they do? All right.

All of the other ones. So you? Wow. This is why he's usually playing music bags underneath his podcast so that you do not hear kids screaming bloody murder in the background. But I'm guessing because Carly has the personality of slug that he can't put music on or you wouldn't be able to hear her at all. No, I assume that he didn't put music on because that dumb bitch would just sit there

bopping her head like, like who this is a good song I like when you put this one on yeah, I like this free Spotify music. This is great and So I normally don't feel comfortable bad-mouthing people that I've never met But I feel comfortable in calling her a dumb bitch only in that she's staying with this fucking tool. She's procreating with this guy. Yeah. So I want to I want to jump to that.

So in their conversation, they're talking about back to the future and what happens when Michael J Fox runs into Michael J Fox and Doc runs into Doc and Doc doesn't talk to Doc because that's one of the rules. Yep. And he asked her what she would do if she would time travel and ran into herself number 17. Okay. I can't wait for this.

If you saw, if you ran into yourself knowing that that was the plan, or eventually you would cross paths, would you give yourself a device or say anything to yourself? Yeah, it's probably all I'd want to do. Yeah. Don't, don't do this. You know, you know, you know, you know what she's talking about, right? I know exactly what she's talking about. I would tell her like, hey, make sure he's got a condom on.

And hey, you can always leave. Never come back from work. And wow, that's funny. Don't go to that basement party because that drummer's going to end up putting his dick in here and give you pregnant. Dude, if you heard our bonus episode yet, Don't go to that basement party because that drummer's gonna end up putting his dick in you pregnant. Dude, have you heard our bonus episode yet? My chance. No. So we he put out a podcast where he played some of his music where he's playing drums and his buddy Luke's playing guitar.

And the croj and I got the chance to finally listen to his drumming skills. It is quite surprising. Surprising as in he has a lot of talent or surprising in his he just beats the shit out of. Surprising in that he's a 30 year old man who plays like he's 12 and he's never seen a drum kit before. You won't believe how bad he is a drums dunk. I guarantee you're better at drums than this guy is and he talks about it a lot. It's shockingly bad Is it just like the monkey with the symbols just playing playing playing pretty much? It's unbelievable And he can't keep a beat. He can't keep time He can't one point tries to do a fill and just like misses the time. It's so funny And he put it out there to show like hey, this is me my buddy. We're just jamming. It's not a song. We're just jamming. Oh my god It's so funny. And he put it out there and it's so chill. Like, hey, this is me and my buddy, we're just GM. And it's not a song, we're just GM.

Oh my God, it's insane. Anyway. All right, so in this one, the dumbfuck duo that they're dissecting the plot holes of back to the future too, number 11. Oh, I can't wait to hear their hat take on this. And it's a little weird that even amongst this timeline that they don't eventually run into themselves doing the exact same thing again.

You know what I mean? Yeah, you would think that there's a good possibility of that actually taking place. But it never does, does it? Right. They have done the research that's needed to dissect the FaceTime continuum and how it doesn't make sense in a realm of back-and-future. Yeah, you're just going to have to go along with it for the sake of a fun time travel movie. There's a few questions that need to be answered, but we're just going to want to go.

So, I think the way that this sounds is they both watched the movie, let's say five, six years ago, and he took, and he took some notes when he was watching the movie. She didn't take any notes. That's what it comes off at because all he's talking about is what he wrote down in his notes, not anything about the dramatic experiences that happened in this movie that changed his outlook in life or anything like that. And a lot of her responses are either oh really or wow. She does not want to be there. But as soon as he goes off script,

you can tell that it's like he has no idea what he's talking about, almost as if he hasn't seen the movie. He's only got the notes in front of him. Interesting. So I got a note here. I got a note here that you can tell the exact moment when his dial up internet finally loaded up IMDB number 12.

Okay. Okay, so the original Jennifer was actually Claudia Wells, who I think has went on to do some other things. She was in, she played Jennifer in like the cartoon versions. Other than that, she's not really, okay, I guess she hasn't done that many great things. The mentalist. His internet connection is so bad. There's so much evidence of us. Yeah, she's been in a lot of things. You know where from, uh, no, wait,

this just in. She hasn't been in anything else. I've never heard of any lot of things. You know where from, oh, no, wait. This just in, she hasn't been in anything else since. I've never heard of any of these things. All right, never mind. That's amazing. This is an example of him blowing her mind with his comparison of the back to the future CGI. But I can't remember which episode I was listening to,

but, and I don't know if I played it on the show, but I was listening to Patrick But, and I don't know if I played it on the show, but I was listening to Patrick talk about how he used to do a podcast with other co-hosts and they decided they were gonna do a movie review podcast because they liked watching movies together and he goes, we're watching the movie and I'm the only one taking notes and then we do the show and no one has anything to say

so that's why I stopped doing the show with them. And it's funny, I don't know if you heard him say that, but it's funny that you picked up on this, that this guy has to be reading something. He doesn't have a thought in his head. He has to be reading something in order to broadcast any information. And neither his fiance nor any of his friends can just have a conversation about something that they've experienced.

They don't know what to say. All right, I'm sorry, what are we talking about? He's not surrounded by anyone in his life who's interesting. To the point where he's like, fuck it, I'm boring, but I'll podcast by myself. It's better than be with you people. Do you have a running total yet

as to how many different podcasts he has or has had? I don't, it's to be 30 by now. At least. I know Jody from Poe Boys is sending me... Any time I come on here, I'm like, hey, do you got any new Todd stuff? And it's just like, boom, boom, boom. And they're all new from the last time I was on here.

It's unbelievable. He just keeps starting up new shows. And each one is harder to find than the last one. When I'm trying to find these shows, I can't even, I don't even know where they are. They do not get indexed by Google, which is weird because Google index every other website in the world, except for anything that Todd does. Google has no idea it's there. You can't find his YouTube channel, you can't find anything he does on the internet. That's the beauty of this whole situation is he puts out 30 podcast, 15 YouTube channels doing reactions. And as soon as he gets any interaction from somebody, he's like, well, these guys obviously are your fuck control in me.

So I'm out. He shuts everything down and makes a new one. It's the opposite of how you start. All right. I don't have to explain this again. No, I've been doing it by surprise. Interesting right. I don't have to explain this again. No, I've been interesting though. It's fascinating. When he went on that rant, and I listened to at this point, at least 68 minutes of him talking about why

he would never go on the dick show and why he won't go on anybody's show. And he wouldn't even go on Joe Rogan show. He doesn't want people to discover his podcast. He doesn't want anybody listening to it. He doesn't need people listening to his podcast. He just't want anybody listening to it. He doesn't need people listening to his podcast. He just wants five listeners like, dude, you're fucking crazy. There's nobody else like Patrick Michael in the world. He's amazing. Yeah.

All right. Sorry. I got you. I guess. We're more than that episode if you went through. Let's do it. Yeah. All right.

So number 13 was the CGI conversation. Oh, perfect. Yes. Thank you. Four years because the CGI in this movie is still very much like PlayStation graphics. Oh, wow. You know, when you look at the way the car flying and shit, I think I think she is a down syndrome soundboard. Yes. I think you're right. You know, she, she's probably just sitting there filing her nails or whatever and he'll

talk and never once wild. Oh, wow, she's probably shooting her diaper. She sounds like when do you the retard? Did you like back the future? Yes. Do you want to watch it again? Yes. All right. Do you want me to untie you?

So this is an example of how stupid she is. They're talking about things in back to the future. Part two that were supposed to be around in 2015 that haven't showed up yet, flying cars, all that nonsense. Yeah. Number 14. and look at us Not one of those things has happened Yeah We certain I mean they there's those uh hoverboard things though. That's true. They they did try to make something that's

Sort of like a hoverboard Yeah What is she talking about that we don't have hoverboards? Yeah. So the fuck is she talking about? So you know the things that we call hoverboards now, which is the motorized platform with two wheels with the wheels out of the touch of the ground. Yes. I don't know that they're called hoverboards. They're not hoverboards. They don't know. I. Yes. She, she, she, at the tail end of that, she's Defending her stance that they are in fact overboards because that's what the company called them

Give it to Patrick Michael for yes, anding that though. I would have just been like what the fuck are you talking about bitch? I remember that movie came out Everything on my front is like you know that actually exists and they're keeping it from us There's like this big conspiracy theory that was going around You know that we should be having those hoverboards they're keeping it from us. There's like this big conspiracy theory that was going around. You know that we should be having those hoverboards and governments keeping it from us. Like I don't think so. Antigravity technology seems like it's pretty far away at this point. That's fucking funny.

Oh, number 15 is, I guess I don't remember the movie, but Biff is wearing his pants inside out in the future, I guess. Yeah, they like pull their, um, oh, yeah, I guess it is inside out because he pulls his pockets out to make it seem like he fits. And another thing that hasn't happened in 2015 or even in 2020 is the idea that kids are wearing their pants on the outside. But the pockets out, I think I'm going to start doing that. Right? Just dare to be different where your pockets on the outside.

You would get me to find this. I was going to say anything where your pockets on the outside. You would get me. I was going to say anything. I'm a grown up. Because you would get me. Yup. That's amazing. What I think is interesting about that is he, I know he is hyper aware that anything that he says is going to get picked up, filtered through you. And then thousands of people are going to laugh at him for how fucking retarded he is hyper aware that anything that he says is going to get picked up, filtered through you,

and then thousands of people are gonna laugh at him for how fucking retarded he is. I know, how could he not be aware of that? And the last thing, again, just to prove how fucking retarded he is, is their conversation. So, do you have any smart features in your house? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Okay, so can you walk into a room and say, Alexa, turn on the lights? I don't have, or something, said by word. But yeah, some of us have one of that, yeah. Okay, so can you walk into a room and say, Alexa, turn on the lights? I don't have something similar, but yeah, someone's in one of that. Sure. Okay. So play number 16. When one of the family members comes into that house, they just say lights on. And sure enough, what happens? Okay, lights come on. Yeah. It's not like you could get the Wi-Fi bulbs today, which is kind of similar, but imagine just saying it. It's the exact same thing. It's a literal, that's literally what we have now.

Voice command is, it's in my car, it's everywhere. Everything's voice command now. Not in the trailer park. Holy shit. Did they point out the one thing about Back to the Future 2 that still I think is the funniest thing? They thought in 2015, now that you'd have TVs and screens everywhere, which is what it actually turned into, but that there'd be fax machines in every room of your house when he gets fired.

I don't know if you're familiar with this movie dog, but when he gets fired, your fired comes out of fax machines in the bathroom with the living room with the kitchen, it's just like pouring out everywhere around the house. Who would fucking do that many facts machines and some stink bed but ah they missed the mark on that they missed the mark they got the hoverboards right they're like paper is gonna be a big thing in 2015 everyone's gonna want to print everything out oh shit zero ox is gonna be the biggest company in the world. Fuckin' dubbies. Alright, cool.

Well, that was fun. I'm glad that you brought that. I wish I would have heard more Carly. I wanna hear what she has to say. I'm very interested in her take on things. I think that was every time that she spoke in the episode. I believe that. Maybe we'll create our own Carly soundboard, and I'll do a show with Carly.

I'm in. I want to hear that. That would be fun, right? We'll play Patrick Michael Clecobac. Man, this guy's a dipshit. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're right.

Oh, wow. All right. I wonder, I bet she has said something similar to, Can we buy four hoverboards so we can move our house across the fairy park? Ha, ha, ha. All right, if you're done with Patrick Michael, then I want to get into our next segment here. Stuttering John Melendez. His show has devolved into political talk nonsense with guests who don't even know who he is. Somebody tweeted thanking him for being on the show and they wrote Roy Smolendez.

So I guess Roy's probably setting him up with these guests because he's just getting like people who are running for office, a Democrat who are running for office in LA and shit. So they don't even know who the stirring John is nor should they. And John's show is just a shit show obviously. He put out an episode where he's talking to Jackie

Martling. And now if you remember a few weeks ago, we talked about how he said on his show out loud that Jackie had a seizure. And that he didn't think that that was a bad thing to say, that it's fine that he gives out personal health information about somebody on the internet. In fact, he's mad at Jackie for not being happy about it. So this is Jackie's pest. And he goes, how dare you tell Stuttering John about my seizure? You know, he's talking about Steve Guerrillo. So Steve

Guerrillo told Stuttering John about the seizure because I guess Jackie told Guerrillo, all right, you following this? This is so stupid, by the way, this is the dumbest thing I've ever talked about in the show. And he goes, how dare you tell Stuttering John about my seizure? You know, you weren't supposed to tell anybody. And now I'm getting all of his minions talking crap to me on Twitter. Okay, now let's analyze this. And then he goes, I'm never going to talk to you again, or I'm never going to tell you anything again. All right, well, those are two different things. So for some reason, John thinks that he has minions on Twitter who are all fucking with Jackie, which sounds implausible to me.

But what I love about Suthering John is that he's pissed at Jackie because Jackie is angry with Grillo for telling John and he's angry at John for telling the world. And I don't think he cares about Royce very much either because I don't think he has a relationship with Royce. But John explains, this is not about him. I don't think everything's about me. This is not about me. This is about Jackie not responding to me.

Royce sent them a text. Jackie didn't respond. And Steve sent them a text. Jackie didn't respond. And Steve sent them a text. Jackie didn't respond because it was about Jackie seizure. He's so fucking stupid. John, it's about the fact that you told the entire world that Jackie had a seizure. He didn't want that information to get out. Why are you mad at Jackie? And then it starts to give Jackie life advice. We are texting Jackie about his seizure because we care about Jackie. But Jackie pushes people that love him away. It's the story of his life.

I don't think that John should be hanging out and having advice on how to live your life. This guy is not doing great. I don't know if you've noticed that, but none of these divorced living by himself and nobody from the current Stern Show will talk to him. He was trying to talk to, what's his name, the comedian that's on the show. I'm losing it.

Anyway, he's embarrassed himself many times trying to get in touch with people who are on the stern show who want nothing to do with them Shoo, he's home think of who will not talk to him at all and he's sitting there going You know what Jackie's problem is is that you know, he's just he's pushing people away He even goes out to say this but Jackie man You just constantly love to burn bridges the pot calling the kettle black is not something that we should do. This is all John does is burn bridges. This conversation is about how we burned a bridge with Jackie.

I put it out this information. And he's saying that Jackie's about burning bridges. So I've left my share of jobs, some because I wanted to leave, and some because they didn't want me there anymore. Yeah. There was one place that I worked where there might have been a physical altercation between me and the owner. When even now, if I was to call somebody that works there, they would talk to me.

Right. The majority of people would still talk to me. I have never worked someplace where everybody that works there refuses to talk to me. Yeah. And then to roll that around in your head and to think everybody else that works there is an asshole. Right. Well, this is great too.

And you can tell that John is doing everything he can to lie to himself because as he's saying, the Jackie's pushed everyone who loves him away. And this is the story of his life. He begins to list the people that he's still friends with from high school. I have almost every friend that I have had since high school, since 1979. I'm aging myself. Still the same friends. Jigs, cherry, Johnny K.

Joey C. This goes on and on. Could you imagine Doug in a conversation with anyone, explaining how you still have friends that you used to know a long time ago? One of our own on a podcast. Here's how it would go. I haven't grown as a person since high school. I still relate to the people that I related to when my hair was growing out of my ball sack. And he says 1979, I thought he

was 47. How does that work out? Fucking idiot, but that's unbelievable to me that this guy is explaining how people like me, I have friends. I do have to follow something up though. Yeah. I think everybody that I went to high school with is an asshole. Yeah. I know. So this is more of him blaming Jackie and saying this is all Jackie's fault.

The Jackie's mad at them. Steve Grillo is a good guy. And for you to get mad at Steve, for telling somebody who Steve knows that I care about you and Steve cares about you. And for you to get mad at him because my minions are giving you crap. All right, so I'm just gonna throw it out there.

John claims to have fans. And I think using the term minions implies there's a lot of them, right? I would take minions as an insult. You're saying that the people that will just follow your direction because you say so, they don't have a mind of their own. Correct, Correct.

And that's how John thinks that he's the pipe and he's leading these people. So I'm going to put it out there. If you are a legitimate centering John fan, like legitimately you enjoy his show, you watch it on purpose. I will have you on this show. I want to talk to you. Come on WATP. Reach out to me. Let's figure this out. I got to know what would attract someone to the St on this show. I want to talk to you. Come on WATP. Reach out to me. Let's figure this out.

I got to know what would attract someone to the Stuttering John show. It is unwatchable. So please let me know if you're a fan. We'll get you on the show as soon as possible. Oh, and then John does not learn his lesson at all. After he's exposed Jackie and told everybody that he had a seizure and Jackie's at a very old man. I'm sure to get work and things like that. He doesn't want people to think he has health problems. He can be affecting him professionally by putting information

like that out there. And then he goes on to talk about grillo and behind the scenes shit with grillo. I talked to Steve about it at length and it like Steve's hurt by it. He's upset by it. And he should be because Steve's a good guy. He's not looking for any problem from you. And Steve, please don't be mad at me for exposing this guy, but it's just crazy for him. It's like, what are you doing? Why are you having this conversation on your show? If you need to patch things up and you'd grill a Jackie, then just call them. What are you doing? It's got like, I know you're out there looking for work.

You shouldn't be mad at me. Everybody needs to know that you got the diabetes now. Right. It's such a fucking idiot. So the best thing that's happened, uh, these other hija, Joe recently is that, you know, we've got the, the chat that's going because he wants to make money on the super chat. It goes out on there. Some guy went in there and just wrote the N word over and over again.

And it just threw off the entire show. It's so funny. I'm going to have to, you know, of course, I get in with the N word, which is just, you know, I don't understand like his motivation other than he's just trying to, you know, to ruin the show by being a racist. Yeah, and I think that's the motivation. I don't think he's a racist. I think he's trying to ruin your show.

But I think he succeeded too. He definitely did because then our job's like, all right, I got to shut down the chat. You can just send your donations to PayPal now. Because I don't know how much money he's possibly making by taking these questions that people pay into or for bucks for. But then he says, he wants to clear something up, Doug,

just so we're all aware. It's inappropriate, and I'm not into it. I'm not into the N word. Oh, so, Sunring John does not agree with using the N word a million times in a row. Okay, let's go to the now. I wasn't sure where he stood out that. Another hot take.

Unbelievable. God, these guys get flustered so easy. He could just lean into all of this and it would go away. It's so fucking funny. O.B. and John, they think it's so flustered by what person they're fucking with. I was just embracing it.

It would be so boring for people. If these guys just, I don't wanna tell them what they're doing. Oh, they're so stupid. I think you might be wasting your breath. I think I might be wasting my time explaining how to do this. I wanted to go back back in June of 2018. Kevin and I reviewed the

Stuttering John's podcast. That's when we first started talking about Stuttering John on WATP. It's a brilliant episode, by the way, if I do say so myself. I went back because I remember him saying he had all of these things in the works. And I'm going to be doing all this stuff. And this is what he said on that show back then. He was going to, at the time it was him and Royce doing a show together from Royce's studio, but he was going to bring in a news person, have various segments. He was going to turn it into like a radio show like Howard Stern. I might have news and it looks, some, uh, a radio type show, uh, an internet radio show coming out very soon in like four weeks. So I guess this is the preamble towards that. He also talked about, I don't remember what episode it was from,

but we reviewed a show where he's like, I'm going to do this new show where I confront celebrities like I used to do back in the day, we're going to writers from the tonight show and we're just he's talked about so many things He's gonna do and I reason why I break this up is because look at what he has become He's a sweaty mess on his YouTube channel putting out shows where people are putting the N word in over and over again on his Chat and he can't handle it it It has fallen further than I would have thought it could have possibly have fallen for him. And I've never smiled more on the podcast. I am right now.

I was when I was trying to get ready for today's show. I went on his YouTube channel and looked at one of the last couple episodes. And that's, it's just what he should do. There's got to be a fetishist or a fetish out there for just watching fat men sweat. If's got to be a fetishist or a fetish out there for just watching fat men sweat. If he was to market himself to that, he could probably make some money.

Pfft. Pfft. Dude, if that was a real thing, you'd be making money and they'd be making money, we'd all be making money, that can't be a thing. Oh, sorry, I wasn't prepared for shrapnel on my own joke. Yeah.

I just wanted to make a fat guy joke. I didn't know that was gonna come back to me. That's all I got for Stuttering John this week. I think that's plenty. I have, oh, let me hit this real quick. Gringe of the week, Gringe of the week. So our buddy Andy sent me a cringe of the week because he's a fan of the Tinfoil hat podcast

with Sam Tripoli that we reviewed. And he goes, you gotta check this out. They lose their connection with their guest twice, right in the row, and it's all dead air that they couldn't easily have edited out. So I'm like, I'll check that out. So I did. And he's right, it's all dead air. How the fuck am I gonna play that on my show and have that be fun for people? It's just dead air.

So anyway, that's the cred to the week. The Tinfoil Hat had dead air. It's not it's dead air. So anyway, that's the crids of the week. Tint foil head and dead air. It's not a good example of a crids of the week moment people just so you know what you're sending here is that something that we can actually listen to would be helpful. Alright, Doug, you still have clips out here, buddy. What do we got going on? I do. So what we could do, we could make this whole next segment, the cringy of the week. Oh, okay, perfect

All right, so I I was introduced to a new podcaster or I'm gonna phrase that I was newly introduced to a podcaster who's been around for a while Okay, this is from Dave from Manbrain and Jody B This they call this guy black Todd Okay, so he's got Todd tendencies. That's what you're saying guy, black Todd. Okay. So he's got Todd tendencies. That's what you're saying. Quite a few of them. He's good. I think he's probably in his 30s or 40s. He's a virgin. He's a, I think he hates black people and I think he hates white people. Okay.

Is one point of those two things? Is he a black person? Yeah, he's black Todd. So he's, okay. So his Twitter is, I think it's like Anthony Axe or something where he, racism, hot takes that have nothing to do with this show and then a whole bunch of shit that is just listening to my show and I'm ugly and women don't like me. It's a whole fucking mess. So he's an in-sale too. Yes.

Okay. But, so I wanna run through what one of his episodes is like and I just have this feeling that you're going to pick up on you're going to at least revisit him one time. Okay. You're calling your shot. I like it. Okay. So number 18, this is his intro and I think it's a good intro to the show. It's called Complete Player Podcast. Okay. to the show. It's called the complete player podcast. Okay. Hey everybody. This is Anthony Wilson with a brand new intro for the complete player podcast for more than 100 episodes. Now I have a say, saying hey everybody it's me again it's down it was well it that's how the window and I'm not numbering the podcast I mean I'm not I still know the numbers to the

podcast but I'm not gonna include the numbers in the podcast because I'm trying to reset you know and go in a different direction with the show because, you know, the first 112 episodes where it's, you know, such a failure. And I'm trying not really don't want a failed podcast. And you know, that's probably been done for the last six years. He seems oddly self-aware. I don't know. That's not very Todd's like. We can bail on this at any time. I've got quite a few clips from his show. No, I like his energy. Don't get me wrong.

He's obviously gonna be a very successful podcast or something. I think we've discovered some of it here. Okay. Number 19. Okay. By the way, is there a specific topic to the show or is there like a theme to it?

He said he's changing directions. So that number 19 will be playing in the little bit. Okay, perfect. Great. You know, we were talking, we're gonna review we're not I mean not review but you know take a look back at the 40-year-old version today. But before we do you know I just I just have something to say that the US government. Today we're gonna review a really funny movie. You guys are gonna love it. Steve Crel's great. And they but first listen here, fucking Trump. Okay, so it is a 36 minute episode. I'm going to jump around a little bit.

So keep in mind that it is the 36 minute episode. And this, this was pulled at 18 minutes in number 24. Okay. What? But we're, we're almost, we're 18 minutes of the podcast now. Almost. We still haven't gotten into the review. Okay.

It was all, it was all conversations about stimulus checks and how bad he needs a stimulus check. Oh, that's awesome. His credit score, his co-host credit score, how much they've raised their credit cards, how they can't make their credit card, how they can't make their credit part payments because they can't work. He's an out of work actor. Oh, he's an actor. Yeah. And a director this, this, this, I got to jump around a little

time. I know what you're going through right now because you have all this information about this guy. You're trying to figure out how to get it out there in a sequence that makes sense. I've been this way too about a show where I'm like, oh shit, I don't even start with this. You know, you have a gold mine, you're like, I don't even know where to be kept. Here we go. Yeah. So this is him talking about. He is a filmmaker. He has made a film. Okay. He's hoping to get it on Amazon Prime number 31. Okay, is that how that works? Let's... Oh, I often think about when I did Jason and Julia, we were talking about the,

that's my short film that I did that I'm still after, like three months trying to get on Amazon Prime video. And I'll think about how, when I did that movie, I didn't tell those two young actors that I was, that I was, I was long gonna be shooting on my phone. Yeah, you're an actor and then shot a movie with his phone. Is that what I'm hearing? That's what you heard. You want to get this out of Amazon? All right. I'm sure basil will take a call with them. I'm sure Kevin Smith will fund him.

I just write along the same lines how he got started. Right. Well, you know, I have a one degree of separation now. So I love you know if I can help. Number 20 is his co-host jumping in with his answer. His co-host is also a dumb fuck. His answer to how to stop the delay in the stimulus checks arriving to Americans. Okay. Now I had a certificate for Wilson. I said, why can't you go on their

website? Just like you can go on the IRS website, you ask your stimulus check. You put in your social security number, you put in your bank information and bam, you get your direct deposit. Good for that. I don't know if you're aware or not, Carl, but that might set up people for problems with identity theft. You think? That's fucking... The co-host thing is throwing me for a loop.

I thought this guy was just doing this thing so well. What's it called? Players Club? What's the name of the show? I knew you were going to be interested. I'm interested, man. Complete player podcast. Complete player podcast. This doesn't make any sense.

Okay. We're not done yet. Yeah, okay, let's keep it going. Okay, let's keep it going, then. Number Number 23 is so I think this guy spends a lot of time at home by himself as as you read through his Twitter and all that. Number 23 is him explaining why he likes the quarantine. But yeah, man, I just, you know, I just, I just hope that but you know, like I was saying, you know, I really kind of liked the quarantine. But you know, like I was saying, you know, I really kind of liked the quarantine because, you know, it puts everybody else basically in the position

of I'm in. I'm just like, you know, not being able to go outside freely. And, you know, I take Uber everywhere and I'm broke and not having money and not having a job. All right. So I have made this statement before that if you appreciate the correntinear loser because this sucks and the fact that this guy admits that he is a loser and that's why he appreciates it that it's like, yeah, fuck you. Now you guys see what it's like to be a loser. I got to give him credit for that. I'll give him props for admitting that he's excited other people are suffering like he

does. And I would counter with, I think this is showing that he is not as self-aware as what you had originally thought. See, I don't know. That is self-awareness to say I'm glad everyone else has to live this way. I have no money, I can't do anything. So you fuckers should have to do that too.

I mean, maybe he'll shop his movie and I'll be all right, but up until, you know, until then, he can't really do very much. So this is him getting started on, they're finally getting ready to go into the, talking about the 40 year old Virgin. Okay. So number 25 tells you how he used to do movie reviews.

Every show that the title of every show is a movie review. You know, let me rephrase that. The title of every episode is the title of a movie that they're going to review. And this is even going back to the first 100 or so episodes, right? As far back as I look, yes. Okay, okay.

But they're all about 40 minutes long and there's typically maybe three to five minutes discussion about the movie and Then it's all black people bad or white people bad depending on which color he is that day. It's your say, okay. Oh number 25 What I'm gonna do a gal with that's been not to read from the plot anymore What I'm gonna do if I'm to have my fire stick fired up here. A guy was telling him not to read the plot anymore? I think what that I'll translate. My co-hosts asked me not to read from IMDB anymore.

Yes, okay. That makes sense. So what I have done is hooked up my fire stick to my TV, which is sitting across the room, and I'm going to attempt to play clips. Oh, no, it's going to be a disaster. I thought I was just trying to watch the movie at real time and comment on it. I was like, all right, leading into it. So remember, he just said, my co-hosts asked me not to read from I N D B. So plate number 26. I'm just going gonna play some clips in the background. Hopefully you guys can hear it. 40th version came out in 2000 and let me see. 2006. Yeah, but how long is it?

What's the Carol and Steve Carol? The Maddie Mty Malco and Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd. Jesus Christ. All right. So that was the setup to the movie review. Is this energy that saved the entire episode? Does he only talk? Does he only talk in that monotone voice the entire episode? Yeah, do the whole thing.

I love it. So number 27 is him hit and stride with the playing the clips. Right. This first clip I'm going to play. Hopefully you can hear this. So number 27 is him hidden stride with the playing the clips. All right, this first clip I'm gonna play. Hopefully you can hear this. I don't know if he'll be able to hear this, but the people will be able to hear it. I hope this is from the poker scene

where they realize that Ann B is a virgin. Oh, God, it's freaking ahead Oh my god, the basic The basic YouTube account I don't hear anything I don't hear anything I don't hear anything I don't hear anything

I don't hear anything I don't hear anything I don't hear anything I don't hear anything I don't hear anything I background because they probably can't even hear that. Yeah, that's how the good setup he got there. He thought that he would just play the movie and his microphone would pick it up and we'd all be Compelled with that, huh? All right, so did you pick up on his reaction whenever the word sex comes into the conversation? Yeah, he gets that that creepy giggle. Yep. All right, so number 2080s trying to set up to play his next clip

Right. Well, yeah right well yeah probably thinking here something um but yeah this is the scene where they're at the poker game and you know they're trying to talk to you and be about sex it's always an Andy doesn't know what they're talking about oh my god so you you said that this guy is also a virgin, right? Yeah. So he feels in need to think that that's funny. This is part great. He doesn't know about sex. So the, the, the, his co-host has, has checked out by now. They quit talking about their stimulus checks. Yeah. They quit talking about their credit scores. He started playing clips that only he can hear. Right. So number, I think his close name is Galvin. Okay. So he's asking him about a specific

part in the movie, number 29. Yeah. Was the you remember that part? No. Come on, Galvin. What's your problem? I thought he said can you cheer that part. I said do you remember that part? No, yeah, he's going like he's going into detail over the top five. He's going like what do you call it? Yeah. Holy shit. It just made me think that I am galvan when you said, did you hear Opie this week?

Yeah. No. All right. So I ended up taking, I took the liberty of taking the entire 40 year old Virgin review and clipping it. It's number 37. I sped it up. Okay.

I think the whole part of the movie when they're actually talking about the movie is Is this right here? Right. Yeah, really this is you know, I just said we did super bad And I have to run up, you know, with you know that It's not an anchor man and then 40 over a year and then super bad and You know, and stuff that his own his own run with Let me see

Yeah, he has fun with like He did 40 over 40 version knocked up, and he played the copy super bad. We had a pie that we expressed the exact, and we made a, a porno, uh, funny people, you know, Jim Carrier the 90s, who was going to ACE Ventura and Liar Liar. He's the cable guy. He's on my knee, he's on the dumper.

Yeah. Yeah. Waterboy, waterboy was happy to deal more and Billy Madison looked at the 90s and then happy to deal more with the early 2000s. And then he did waterboy, um, he did, that's just easy, he did Liar Liar. And then, Liar Liar, like, like, like, like, you know, he's a couple of big daddy he did light, liar, and then light, light up, like Mr. D's, he did a couple of big daddy.

Big daddy, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about big guys, I'm talking about famous out of Santa movie. Yeah, he had a really good one, we'll very well have a good one. We'll very well have a good one. Just kind of, just kind of, just man. Ah!

Ah! The entire movie review was had nothing to do with that movie. It was about every other what they called a comedy movie from the 90s. Well, there was just throwing up people's names, too. They're like, well, yeah, but what about Will Ferrell? Sure, he had movies, too.

I remember that a bunch of Gary. Yeah, Jim Carles. See how many new movies we could name by Jim Carre? How is this content? But it makes for good content, right? So that clip that we just played had to be like three minutes of a conversation, right? Three or four minutes long of them just rambling about trying to remember what movies people were in and maybe around what time they came out. All right. I'm interested. I still don't know if they

think the 40 year old Virgin is a good movie or not because they never really said. Well, he was giggling at the premise quite a bit. So I'm guessing he enjoyed it. All right, if you don't mind, I've got a couple more that I want to get through and then we can be done with it. I don't mind, buddy, what do you got? All right, I want you to translate what,

clip number 22, I want you to translate what he said. Okay, I'm gonna listen to real close here. But do you think that, do you think that we'll, you think we'll get, you think that, but like what if they just let everybody outside again? But do you think that, do you think, but well, do you think Nexus will let everybody outside again? Yeah. That's very fucking fun. Well, do you think Nexus will let everybody outside again?

That's very fucking a fucking close, right? What the fuck was he talking about? And then I have an example that I don't believe that his co-host speaks African number 30. Okay. Do you know where these guys live by any chance? California, I believe.

Okay. Okay. Yeah, was you the movie Blades of Bloor? No, I heard of it though. Okay, cause there's a, what's the, what's the black thing in real life? Romani Malco. What? Romani Malco. Romani? Romani. Oh, OK. You still don't know what I said, do you? Yeah.

It's what you have to have a year. Oh, yeah, Romani Marco, yeah. Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh, man. Is this cold? Is that every app for some of you though, I think he's on most. I know he wasn't on,

I think the most recent. They have a lot of chemistry these days. Yeah, they are. They are. It's really hitting their stride together. Really good back and forth. Number 32, this is just, he just got done playing 20 seconds, 20 seconds of a clip from the movie where you couldn't hear anything. It was 20 seconds of silence and then this. Yeah, all right, God, if I can tell you a board out of your mind, I don't even know what you're doing. I can't hear anything in the background. I don't even know what's being played.

What if they listen to this and they can't hear anything either that would really suck Anyway Don't be embarrassing wouldn't it the crowd the crowd So these guys think they have listeners obviously and they think it's a crowd of listeners Maybe they have like a listening party People all get together at a stadium setting. Check it out. It was funny that you picked up on that word because as I was listening to it,

when he came out of it, I was like, should I clip this, should I not clip it? And then what if the crowd came here? Yep, okay. Yeah, that definitely made it all worthwhile. Because I was trying to figure out, when people put on shows like this, that are obviously terrible.

There's nobody who would think, be proud of this work that they're doing Do they think they have listeners or are they just like fucking who cares? No one hears this thing anyway That's what always fascinates me when they when they actually act like they're worried about how it's gonna come out Are people gonna be able to hear this all right? Oh geez. I don't know. No one's listening to this What are you talking about cares? So you the one thing that you know is that he didn't, that this sounds so stupid to say out loud. I don't think that he edits it before he puts it out.

Or I don't think so either. And if he was worried about the crowd and help with the crowd's reaction would be, I would think that he would tighten it up where it's just silence of him watching a movie by himself. Are you going to tell me in a minute that he's making $23,000 about that patreon? Just tell me now. What's going to be the big reveal on this one? And he's worth $21 million. Okay, cool. I've only got two more. This one, I don't even remember what it is. I've got it labeled as black Todd has the exact same work

I think is white Todd number 33. Hey, if you guys knew how much trouble I haven't put in the effort into the actual episodes, but I put a lot effort into promoting I'm putting the effort into the actual episodes. I put a lot effort into promoting. Ha ha ha ha. Ain't by that. He means he tweets about it, right? I think that last part right there

could might be a good ISO for you. That's pretty good. What, how many Twitter followers does he have? I think about 1,400 roughly. Oh, so he's probably following 3,000 then. That is what that usually means. Oh, so he's probably following 3000 then. That is what that usually means. Oh, let's see. It's Anthony X.

He's got 1853 followers and he's following 2500. Yeah, yeah, that's that's how you know. It's always that ratio where you know people actually give us your time or not. If you just follow enough people, certain number of people will just follow you back as they're being nice. Okay, the great thing about it is,

is if you check out his Twitter, there is zero interaction. Zero. Right. That's what I mean. Eight hundred followers is enough that you should get like, I don't know, a dozen or so likes on a tweet. And then the, I don't want to jump over to that. I'll just, I could spend all day looking at his Twitter. It is fucking fascinating. Okay. The last one is him talking about him, him promoting his podcast number 34. From Tuesday to Thursday last week, our month episode 76 times.

And it had only 12 down 12 ways, 12 downloads. So he tweeted 76 times. What's in my show? Hey, too late. What's in my show? Hey, you guys look at my show. He puts a lot of work into it. That's amazing. Interesting. I'm working on promotion.

But again, though, I got to give him credit because the self-awareness is there. Man, I know you put a lot of work into the show. Oh, no, I don't put any work into the show. I just promoted a lot. I mean, I give credit for that. I think I literally couldn't even pull clips and figure out how to run them

so that people could hear what the clips were. Which is the stupidest idea. Anyway, why would you play clips of a movie everybody's seen? Just so you can giggle, wasn't that seen great? Yeah, that was great. All right, well wasn't that seen great yeah that's great. All right well Doug thank you for that buddy. Thank you for introducing us to that gentleman who I've already forgot his name Anthony Axon Twitter as I remember Black Todd. Black Todd. I will definitely look into that a little bit more that sounds good. All right it is time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The T-Tex.

The T-Tex. The T-Tex. This is the part of the show we play a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing on next week's episode of W-A-T-P. It's gonna sound a little something like this. I feel like I almost, almost went on vacation. This is the Perez Hilton podcast, the PHP. A suggestion that came in from Michael Lee and Michael, I'm sorry, we haven't gotten to this. He's been suggesting it for years, nonstop.

We're gonna get to it next week and we have a guest co-host next week who's never been on the show before so that's all very exciting. Doug I want to thank you so much for coming on the show for doing all of the work to introduce us to a new lull cow and for actually listening to that terrible show Ear Biscuits. Talk about where people can find you on the Interwebs. Who's right podcast.com? Come over, check us out. We typically try to have a pretty good time.

For sure. And you guys do a lot of live shows. You have an active discord. You're up on the YouTube's, I believe. Yeah, you can find all the links at the website. Awesome. Well, Doug, I always love talking to you and I always appreciate you coming on the show. Do you want to tell us what the fuck happened? You and Kaya put together some type of package for episode 200.

Supposedly, you put together some type of package for episode 200 that you then deleted. Do you want to just come clean because I have a theory that nothing was ever produced? Why would you, after all the fucking work that I've done to help, to help every time that I come on this fucking show? The hours. What's that? Are you heard by my accusation? I think, I think what they say is if somebody starts getting loud

and defensive for no reason All right, well, it's great to be here everybody. Thanks. I had a good time. All right, we'll definitely stick around because We'll be back after this quick outro Please jersey again next week and maybe that's who we find out what's up for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well everypony Of morning radio. You're down to show these clothes right now. This dude is fucking pointy.

Great show. Good job, everybody. Good job, everyone. All of it's bad. None of it's good. Fucking thing suck. You. Your wife had been giant stitches in her. You're not carried, Matt. Fuck you. Your wife had but giant stitches in her. You're not carrot men.

Oh, cool! There were no laughs. And I... Don't say you say everything. What's up, what? Don't save me You know who are these podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. It makes no sense. ["We Will Reguise, We Will Reguise." With Vic. W-w-w-w-w-w. Vic, can you be my friend, Doug? Uh, yeah, I think I have the subreddit, he's him.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Thank you for everybody, I have a post. Doug, did you see that post in our sub? I have not, but I'm interesting. Oh, good. Can you read it for us, Mick? Absolutely, Carl. Honestly, one of the least funny people to come on the show, he has no talent. He has no personality. He has always subtracted from the show. And he's an intention. Or you hear that, Doug? I think they're talking about Doug from Good Times Great Move. No, it's very specific. Right.

It's very specifically about you. I bet the sun is too. I forgot to. This mother fucktard only brought a reasonable amount of clips once. I think over a hundred, which honestly, kind of fucking ruined the show anyways. And it seems since that he has been blowing Carl off.

Carl told people to help Doug out when his house is even more full of shit than usual. And he really even shows that he's trying to make a show better. Just that he wants more exposure. Carl asked Doug and Kaya to do something for episode 200. And was told last minute that nothing would be sent in. A funny bit from Kaya because people enjoy him

and he has always fucked with Carl, but Doug has no excuse really. We all shit on Nice Doug, but we all know that he is a superior Doug because he can actually insult shit instead of saying the same crutch words over and over again. Honestly, Carl is to try getting his better guests out of the box and stick Doug back in his obese hidey hole.

Was this from Nice Doug? I Doug? That was fucking rough. Wow. I assume that that's from a listener of our show. I'm okay with it. I don't give a shit. Yeah. Do you have any comments on your obese Heidi hole? No, nailed it. Like I said, I don't have any problems with it. Everybody's got their own opinion. This guy can go. I'm good with it. I don't think I would with it. Everybody's got their own opinion. This guy can go, I'm good with it. I don't think I would take credit. He's done a little defensive. Well, it's apparent that it was kind of full of shit.

There's only three times that I came with no clips. That's only half the time I've been on the show. And I have to agree that coming with 100 clips ruined it. Let's see, there's probably three other times. One time I think I did good, and then two other times we're fair to Midland. I don't know what the fucking problem is. That's great.

So well written, whoever that was, it wasn't me because it was two-hour written in Fade. Was it Kaya? It might have been Kaya. Do you have any other reviews for WATP? Oh, and by the way, talk, I should mention, I'm sorry, like I didn't have to catch up. I should mention that there were a number of people

who did stick up for you in the internet. Oh, here it is. Yeah, so for me not caring, I've been spending the last two minutes actively looking your subreddit trying to find this. Yeah, it's a little waste out. That's a lot of work for your hands. Yeah, and it's hard for you to talk with that stupid smile on your face. Huh?

I'm in a busy bitch. I can't lie. I see why people like Vic now. Yeah, they love her. So someone had posted a review. You actually got quite a few in the past three weeks. I've been gone. Okay So desperate need of TP. I've stumbled upon this podcast hoping for some entertainment to lift me from my despair What I found was an amateur clown that laughs at everything including his own Stuttering John level jokes and an ability to pronounce the simplest of words me to.

With a rotating cast of special needs guest, I appreciate him giving job opportunities to the 24 chromosome fill-ins. Upon my further listening, I realized the host voice causes violent painful diarrhea. I hope to make it to the bathroom in time, but the near ear piercing laugh of the host did my bells in and all hope was lost. Alas, in the end, the show put me in deeper into a spiraling state of stealth destruction and ruined underwear. Thanks, Carl, five stars. All right, that's a good review.

Little like thee, little like thee, but I like it. Yeah, go fuck yourself. You didn't cut her off when she was railing on meat, asshole. K. K. K. K. Yeah, and then you got like quite a like I think you got five six one star reviews. That's my favorite one is distasteful. These guys drop hard R is if you know what I mean one star. That is just a small. Uh oh, retart alert.

Retart alert class. Yep. So those are the only reviews I'll review this week. Because I found that Fabulous is looking to work at Panera during the night shift. Shut the fuck up. I fucking shit you not. I was like researching during the night shift. Shut the fuck up. I fucking shit you not. I was like researching during the show earlier

and he said he like posted. I applied to Panera Bread in Maine and they asked if work before Panera. I say no, I lied. Before manager hate me. I don't know why, but don't want them to find out. Have two video interview. What say?

So can you hire Fabulous? Doesn't get him a job? I am the hiring manager. Right. So I could make it happen. But you know, he he said, I thought they could look up the 20 year history of like, you know, a background check. Yeah. And then he said, you know, a background check. Yeah. And then he said, if yes, I'm screwed. So I really want to know what happened. I want to know everything about Fabulous.

He's not here today. Wow. And a special boy. I still love him. Me too. He's my favorite writer by far. I got- He'll replace me.

I love it. Oh, I hope so. I got some real, real quick voicemails you get through. We're going to fly through this me. I love it. Oh, I hope so. I got some real real quick voicemails to get through. We're gonna fly through this today. Here we go. Hey, Kyle, it's Drone's fucking Canadian calling. Long time no call. I was you gonna make this call. I was gonna wait a week because I saw somebody else calling to make the same point. I didn't want to book up your own. But anyway, nobody did so I thought I had to point it out.

And yeah, I haven't been calling lately because I'm back to work because I'm very important fucking a member of society. And you guys were knowning about that. How to get mad at smoke weed and put that out. Anyway, the reason I call on it is because it grows last week. The criticized net hot cats because they played what? The reason I'm calling in is because Crow's last week, he was criticizing that podcast because they played what? It's fucking jeopardy noise.

Oh, they played a prices right noise. And he started screaming about how they were Canadian. They wouldn't know what that is. Crow, do you know any of our Canada buttons? We don't have like some, it's not some alternate timeline. And we watch the same shit you watch. You fuck. I'm watching the title tonight and that is fucking four. What do you think we watch the same shit you watch, you fuck. I'm going to watch the title tonight and tell you it's fucking four. What do you think we watch at 12 o'clock in the afternoon?

We have the privilege of watching your guys' fine program for Canadian. Give us your Canadian show. It's fucking garbage. Jesus, crap. The only pedophile in Hollywood to make good content. Everybody knows that. We're two guys to make fucking good shit. Anyways, that's it. Also, Krona, how do you look that pedophile come here? How do you feel weird about like a pito looking around your face?

Now, I'm just kidding, but not really. Okay, bye. So, Zoo pointed out to us, who's also a Canadian, that prices right does play in Canada and I told that to Crosier, a band practice, and he was blown away by his information, but how would they know what the value would be for the products in Canada? He's like trying to do the math and he's like, they got to convert it. US dollars. I don't think people care that much, Crosier. All right. gosh this is kaya i just want to say stop calling me stop texting me i don't want to be on your show no more okay bye all right kaya i'll stop texting you fuck you fuck you i don't have any energy fuck you i don't want to complain about it. I said, I said, fuck you, did you, bro? All right, call me back. I got one other thing to say.

I was out of that before. Damn, fuck it. Get your head. What? What? I don't know. All energy next up. He brings up a good point. What was that? I don't know, Carl.

Do you think you're going to turn into a transgender because you let diggie bro into your house? Well, I do know how to touch any surfaces. I don't know what touch any surfaces. My wife is following him around with a spray can. Okay, that's good. Yeah, we've laid out his face. Last one. Hey Carl, I have a friend who really likes the pee pod and that he's told me something super weird. He said that to really into it, he knows you watch the hall on your dick is that's that's crazy I think he might be gay. I'm not gay. He's the gay one Yeah, he said that he really needs to think about how big you are and the higher is and

Anyway, please could you just tell him and us, I mean, him that not me. Doug, you want to go first? I am proud to say that I no longer piss on my own balls. That's the information that I'll give. Okay, very good. I could tell you that kaya seven and a half. And I am four. So there you go. By the way, we didn't promote the Peapod. This is our other venture that we do it together, Doug. Yeah, that was the only reason I came on here was if I suppose you're for that, you know, it's funny to

I was actually going to pull clips from the Peapod to remind people that it's out there. It's showing some of the good content. I know it. For God. I forgot to do that. Why did I make a note to myself? All right. One next time you're on, we got to play clips from the P pod because there's so much great content over there guys. If you're not going there, anchor.fm slash P pod, it's where you hear Kaya myself, dog,

and guests celebrities, piss on a podcast. It's really fantastic. So I think we need to have an offline conversation about some of this Peapod money that I'm, I keep waiting for the truck to back up to my house and drop it off. Dude, we have so much money. I'm worried that we're gonna have a falling out

between the three of us, because we're gonna start like, call her daddy style fighting about all this money and how it gets split up. I know we got to pick charities too to donate some of that too. So we'll have to figure that out. All right. Well, hey, Doug, thanks again, buddy. Thanks so much for coming on the show and for spending some time with our friend, Vic and me.

Yeah, thank you, Carl. Vic, thank you for coming in hot. Appreciate that. Yeah, absolutely. You suck a shit. Move some weight. That was clever. You know, I haven't even heard that one. So I can tell that it's just weird that when you talk, you can see your smile when you're talking.

It's a really weird thing. I can't help it, dude. Kyle does the same shit. You fucking don't think I've called him out for it. It's funny. I don't know, I've never listened to you talk before. It's actually irritating. Thank you.

That's my charm. That is your charm. It's very irritating for people. All right. All right. Thanks, buddy. And Vic, thank you so much for coming on and reading reviews.

Don't forget to read more shitty ones that reviews if if they're funny Yeah, no one likes the start of the show. No, you guys should just kill yourself you