Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep209 - The Perez Hilton Podcast with Chris Booker

Episode Date: June 7, 2020

Who's ready for some juicy celebrity gossip?? Well, unfortunately, what passes for hot goss these days is someone unfollowing someone else on Instagram. Either Perez has lost his fastball or famous people have become extremely boring. What's not boring is our guest cohost, Larry Bleidner! He and I talk about Perez's Richard Simmons impression, Kimberly and Beck getting fired so fired, Stuttering John not stuttering, Patrick Michael reliving the most triumphant moment of his life, and Pat Oates giving us credit for making him a better person. Oh, and Vic received a dick pick. http://thatlarryshow.com/ Bonus episodes - http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So that's important news we gotta get to. But first, today we'll be reviewing a podcast called the Perez Hilton podcast. This was a suggestion that came over from Michael Lee. We have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Perez Hilton and Chris Booker.

And I believe Larry, you listen to a few episodes of this podcast, is that correct? I did. And I'll be sending you an invoice for that. Yeah, for your time. I'm sorry about that. Wow. Not up to, My ears are melting.

Jesus Christ. That's rough duty. This is Perez Hilton. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even know he was like even still around a thing. I mean, I kind of call him for what? Like maybe the late 90s or something and he had a blog, right?

And he'd do this hideous pictures. He'd like, you know, photoshoot, like shit crude Photoshop, like pouring coke out of Paris Hilton's nose and stuff like that. Yeah. And what the fuck? And I'm gonna think this fucking guy is a podcast. So I was, I was very curious to see what he sounded like, as I had no idea.

Well, the last time I heard Perez Hilton, he was fingering Benji Bronx ass on Howard Stern. So that's the only thing that I know about Perez Hilton. I don't really know a lot about this guy. It's everyone you said he was a blogger and he used to like out people for being gay and now he's like, apologize for that and changed his life. So this guy hosts a show that's all about celebrity gossip and the gossip that's going on right now

is not that impressive. This is the hot guy's going on in Perez's life right now. Here's a clip. I just left a comment that said unfollowed xO or x. I've followed it in x. And then so many people were like leaving shit me for saying unfollowed. I'm like, I wanted attention too. And I genuinely unfollowed her. I didn't call her any nasty names. I just said unfollowed. What happened? Yeah, that's not too bad.

This is what we're talking about. Is his interactions on social media. It's pretty much what he talks about in the show. I went out of that unfollowed someone. And then people gave me nasty comments like, wow, that's amazing for us. Really good stuff. Some hot guys.

Yeah, yeah, it's really, a lot of it. He's really reaching there. He's really scraping the bottom of that already sort of empty barrel. Did you know who the fuck even cares about the Kardashians? He talks about them all the time. They still look think. I don't know.

I don't know either. He talked about the Kardashians every episode I listen to. Yeah. It was like a big thing. And I see the fucking Kardashians, I live in the San Fernando Valley and see them cruising around their families and stuff and nobody gives a shit.

No, they really don't. Yeah, people are always a Kardashian. But what time's dinner? You know, I'm sorry. You're right. Well, do you have a clip that you wanted to play that maybe summed up the show or something that you thought was

at least interesting to talk about? Well, you know, I got to tell you, when I first heard the guy's voice, I thought he got on Richard Simmons as a guest because they're almost identical. It's like he's challenging that guy, or a channeling brother. I was expecting to start doing deal of meal. They started fucking weird, you know. They sound exactly the same. So this is your Richard Simmons clip that you said over. God made two kinds of people, those who love food and those who don't. And clearly

they think a light, you know, because some people obviously don't love food and they send me home. I guess maybe the anorexics or something. Oh, fuck it. No, it's just, they're so bizarre. They're, they, they, they really are very similar types, you know, I think. I thought that the way Perez-Hilton talks makes Richard Simmons sound like Vin Diesel. Perez-Hilton is so old at the time with this gay af-fact. It's ridiculous. And his sidekick, this, this Chris Booker dude. Yeah. I'm trying to kind of get a handle on. So he was like, he's been an AM FM DJ bounce around the country for a while. And I guess

he, I saw that he was like a sad man on Howard as well for a while. Is that true? Oh, I don't know. I never heard him on Howard, but he did work at K-Rock, which was Howard's station. So maybe, maybe as soon as Howard went to serious, which was Howard's station, so maybe. Maybe. As soon as Howard went to Syria, so it was over for me. I'm done. I've missed decades of Howard lore. Well, it doesn't-

Nothing going on now. Howard's in the group. Yeah, I mean, I've heard you, you're a thing on Stuttering John. There was a lot of, you know, over spray from Howard and stuff. And it was interesting to catch up through your show. And you guys did a great job. And I get to say also, I love I love I just I couldn't stop laughing with what you guys did to a

at NPR thing. Oh social distance assistance. Fuck it awesome. Oh my god. Fuck it. So much fun. Well thank you very much I appreciate that. So one of the things that I noticed about Perez Hilton and his style of this gossiping is that because he's now a celebrity, he wants all of this celebrity gossip to be about him. And he makes everything about him. And this poor Chris Booker guy, he tried to tell a story. And listen to how Perez makes the conversation about him again. This is the weirdest transition for like a radio show.

New York, Philadelphia, Los Angeles, some small markets in between close to those cities, but it's a lot. It's a lot of moving. So it gets on you a little bit. Well, I'm doing great too. That's not an edit that I made. That's literally Perez was tuned out. It's just like can we talk about me now? We've been talking about you for way too long You know what I laughed my fucking head off when I heard that I and I thought I hope Carl pulls this one because I thought it was So because he said he gave this very hard for how are you tell me how are you Chris? You know and so Chris proceeds to tell him and then it's right back to me, you know, it's fucking hysterical. Well, he goes on.

He goes out to scold him for talking too much. You've done it. Yes. Talking today. Yeah, how about that? Usually it's you that's diary at the mouth and people yell at you for doing it. I know. You're yelling at me this way.

Oh my God, I was bored shitless for the last five minutes. He says it in a joking manner, but he was not joking. He's like, Chris, if you ever talk that long, you got this show, so help me fucking God. I don't wanna hear it. Just, just amazing. I've just got a big audience. I mean, what's, I have no idea.

What's, it's interesting you say that because in one of these episodes, I didn't clip it. One of these episodes, they tell people you have to promote our show. You gotta put it on social media, you gotta tell your friends, and they say, if you don't do that, we can't justify doing this show,

which tells me they don't have a lot of listeners. Mm, be my guest. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's interesting. He's on some kind of, I guess it's like a syndicated podcast, network is podcast one thing, right's interesting. He's on some kind of a, I guess it's like a syndicated podcast network. It's podcast one thing, right? So they start off the front loaded with some spots, right? Yep. And as I listen, I thought, who the fuck is doing these media buys?

Because the first thing I hear is an ad for Napa Auto Parts. And I thought, I bet I'm the only fucking guy listening to this show who's ever said, foot in a nap auto store. I mean, I think you're right about that. And that's a good point. They're on podcast one, which is Adam Corolla's network. And Adam Corolla probably talked to some car guys who are gonna like, yes, you know, you're gonna turn the wrench a few times.

There's help listeners not so much. They're not underneath the hood all that often. They dialer Uber's, They don't even own cars. Well, I heard a spot for, I think it's like you, one of those things where you make the meals at home, like a blue apron or something like that. Yeah. And I have to pick apart the ad copy a little bit if you don't mind. Here's that clip. You can have a home-cooked meal in as few as 15 to 30 minutes. When you say, in as few as, you do not need to put a range in.

When you say, in as few as 15 to 30 minutes, I think you mean 30 minutes. Because why would you say, in as few as 15, and that's the end of the statement? It's not that there aren't all the meals you can make in 15 minutes. That's what I've gathering from that ad copy. And I want to know what that meal is. I guess it's probably with triggered the Richard Simmons thing in my mind to deal a meal thing,

you know, so bizarre. I want to talk about his transitions into the ad reads because there is an ad read up front or an ad spot up front, but he can't do it on the fly. He's not talented enough to actually segue into an ad read So he obviously pre records them or post records them and then they put them in post production and it's awkward as fuck He apologized for that saying that his DJ that was doing this live stream We just went deep into his archive and that He's got nothing but love for his friend. Wah, blah, blah, blah.

Have you like me been sidetracked with your health during the quarantine? It's so difficult to follow what's going on right there. It's like mid sentence. It's fucking incredible. The worst segue in all of broadcasting podcasts. I mean, not even a fucking sounder in between. It's just like somebody smacked him in the head, put him on another channel. He's talking about something else, fucking unbelievable.

Yeah. And that, by the way, that ad that he's doing right there for this daily harvest thing. This is this, I got to play a little part of the ad copy here. This is news I gotta play a little part of the ad copy here. This is news to me. Daily Harvest is committed also to minimizing their environmental impact. That's why they are in the process of transitioning. So wait, companies are not transitioning? You could be a non-binary company. Like, how woke is this fucking target audience?

Don't worry. I know that we've done some bad things. We have some sweatshops running in China, but we're transitioning. Oh, okay, well, I don't have any problems, that we're good. It's insane. And he's just as bad, Carl, on the other side of that thing, when the ad copies up, the one on the ad was an ad

for Geico of all things. And when he was finished talking, you know, doing the ad, it just kind of skipped a groove on the platter and it was back to his chatter without any bumper whatsoever. It's like, what the fuck, very, very odd. But whatever, congratulations to Jason Gerulo. People were writing articles about that one video or his teeth were knocked out, but it was fake, because teeth didn't really knock out, whatever. Do you own or rent your home?

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I mean what's what's his deal because he's been at this stuff a long down of money. I mean, was his blog very, very profitable? I mean, what's his deal? Cause he's been at this stuff a long time, I guess. I honestly, I didn't do a lot of research on Perez Hilton today. I got a time. It's just too nice outside to worry about that. I don't know, but the guy has been doing this for decades now.

So I imagine he's got a few bucks. Yeah, yeah. I mean, in one of his conversations with his co-host, I heard him bitching about the temperature of his swimming pool. And there you go. There you go. And I think he's got another crib in Palm Springs or something.

I don't know. So I guess he's not missing any meals. So I guess he's doing all right. I just think it's funny when I hear, when you do the read yourself, the whole point is to work it into the show. You're a radio guy, Larry, you know this. Like when you do a read, you want to make it seem like it's part of the content of the show.

He does the read, but does not make it seem like it's part of the show at all. It's so awkward. Like, just play a 30 second spot then, or a 60 second spot, if you're just going to pop it in in the middle of a sentence. What's the difference? What do you think his show prep is like for this? I mean, because as far as Celeb Gopps gossip goes, like I used to check out, and it was pretty goddamn funny. It was gocker, right? A D-listed.

I don't even know if there's sites you're still on around, but there were some serious yaks to be had cruising through those. You know, but he just basically pulls up clips, I guess, from I don't know where and just says, you know, fucking Paris Hilton just unfriended Nicole Brown's simps it. Yeah, it's so weird. I mean, I don't understand. And then then he's on to the next one.

Hold on, before you go any further, I actually have that story. This is the most insane. I don't follow celebrity guys. I'm so when I hear this shit, I'm like, this is what we're talking about. That's it. But speaking of Taylor Swift and social media,

Ariana Grande unfollowed Taylor on Instagram. Really? Who gives a shit? Who gives a shit? How can you possibly care about that? I'll bet you though, there are listeners out there that just fucking grab their phones and check it out immediately like, oh my god, why'd you do that? I want the story.

Well, our own minds won't know, right? They're 12 years old, but yeah, I'm sure there's a couple of people who did that. There's gotta be. There's gotta be. I don't understand that. I have another example here of Perez making it about himself. Also, music news, Camila Cabello has opened up about having OCD and relentless anxiety. I think I have that too.

Whatever. You're supposed to be reporting the information instead. He's like, I can relate to that. Let's talk about me some more. Like, yeah. And how do you even do anything about Maruia Cabello and not mention that she's incredibly hot looking? It gives her shit about anything, but how do you look?

Well, I think Perez is a gay man. I think that's probably the point. Doesn't matter for Perez. No, no. But even so many, some gay dudes do have an appreciation for hot chicks, but I guess he's not one of them. I guess not because at one point He calls someone out for something that I've never heard of this before this is news to me And this excuse that so many people use like oh, I'm bisexual. I can't be homophobic

He's mad at some chick for calling out a gay guy or something And he goes and her excuses that she's bisexual and that's what everyone's excuses. I'm like I've never heard someone use that excuse when they've said a homophobic thing. It's like no it's cool. I'm bisexual. I can I can totally say that. I've slurred for days. I'm bisexual. It's fine. I've never said that. No. Needs to be. So that no news to me very very odd What else you got on the board here Larry? There's a one

Just I mean just you know, you've got a soundboard which is very cool and I thought to myself I you know, I occasionally Slams some things into my shows some effects and quotes and so forth and this one this one about Ingestivulity I thought I could, I'd like to make that a thing. Do you have that? I do. There you go. And it's apropos of nothing, but it's fucking insane. Listen to that. It's important to take a break and to ingest frivolity. Yeah. What flavor would that be? What shape is it coming? Is it slisters and chunks or wedges? I know. He said something in an episode I was listening to that I wanted to call out as well. I think it's along the same line as what you're thinking with that.

On to other trivial stupidity. It's like let's interest trivial stupidity would actually be a really good title for this show. It's kind of sums it all up, doesn't it? Let's adjust some for validity and listen to some trivial stupidity. Yeah, that would work. Some would have nice. Yeah, I mean, they're interchangeable as taglines or show titles or whatever you want to tell. They're interchangeable as taglines or show titles or whatever you want to know It could be a could be a board game too No, you'll stupidity. I always kill at that game. I've always wanted that game. Oh I love it fuck yeah, and then the guy I don't know how how he connected with this there was some talk during the show

Maybe one of the other ones I listened to about, in a rare moment of generosity, Perez actually said, I think I'm gonna rename the show, the Perez Hilton End, what's his name, Chris Booker. Chris Booker, yeah. Chris Booker said, wow, don't hold your breath, Chris. Yeah, right?

That's just, yeah, it's just a one off, not gonna happen. That's just, you know, it's just a one off, not gonna happen. I loved when Perez started talking about music and it starts off by him asking Booker if they can listen to a song on the podcast. Can we play a song and not get in trouble? No. No. Well, let's just you and I listen to the new Gaga

and Ariana Grande's song. Well, that's retarded. Well, that's not how you run a show You know what we're gonna go watch a movie. We'll be back in a minute. You guys can't watch it Well, we're gonna listen to some music like what but you're doing a show right you're gonna go listen to a song Yes, so then Perez comes back and starts dropping some music Perez comes back and starts dropping some music now, Johnus. And remember, Perez is famous because he used to draw a common people's faces and posted out the internet, but he does a lot about music too.

It's not a dance song, it's a pop song. The original demo was a dance song, then they turned it into a pop song and a pop song that chorus is all about the chorus. It seems to me like you're the ex-boob mark. So I didn't follow that at all. Not at all. I didn't know. I didn't know. Not exactly.

That was the difference between a dance song and a pop song. But he goes on to talk about Billy Eilish and Billy Eilish's music. Are you familiar with Billy Eilish, Larry? Yeah, sure. Sure, sorry. This is his hot take on Billy. One of the reasons why I love Billy Isleysh so much her music is very complicated. There's a lot happening on the surface level and then buried

Under me. It's like all these little Easter eggs. There's you would think he was talking about the Beatles magical mystery tour The way he's describing her music there's so many layers and nuances you discover something new every time you listen Here's an example of a new song by Billy Eilish Collins everything I wanted and tell me there's a lot of weird Easter eggs and layers to this I Oh, there's a delay pedal there of the vocals wow, it's a a piano with a kick drum. I'm not picking up on all those nuance. Yeah, I love my Easter egg sunny side up. I'm either, well, so, so, so, so, it's a lot of power. He is an LA and, and you know,

I heard you mentioned one of your other shows and it was, it was so true Carl how everybody in LA, they have to talk about the fucking traffic and what town they're in and so nobody gives a shit Even people in LA don't give a shit and he has to sort of do the thing like you know He's a he's a Renaissance man. He knows his music. He knows his film Certainly knows how to segue from from commercials to the wreck of your show

Yeah, it's weird that you can become a person who thinks that they understand all of art. Like he's able to judge all of art. Like no, you're just into celebrity gossip. It's very different from being someone who's opinion we give a shit about. I don't care if you're like Ariana Grande's new song. I just wanna know, did she unfollow tell or swifter not?

That's all I need to know from you. That's it. That's it. She has a little ways. Sorry, I had this job. It just cracked me up. She's low ways. Keep it out of the board. That's fucking funny. I did keep that. That's a good for sure. The celebrity gossip thing. I mean, shit, I don't know. It almost seems to me like it's either, it's either sort of diminished over the years

or maybe it's hiding someplace I'm not seeing, but it just doesn't seem like there's so much emphasis on that anymore. Yeah, I don't see like bus weekly and shit when I'm at the grocery store like I used to Yeah, yeah, maybe because everyone's life is on Instagram. So you don't have to Snap these photos anymore. It's like oh, you want to see me on bikini go to my Instagram page I'm in a bikini. I'm I say okay, well, I don't need us weekly anymore. We're good. Yeah Yeah, maybe that's it. I don't know. It's very odd very odd

It's it's a it's, it's kind of a, listening to his show is like being dropped from a chopper into some, you know, some other planet, I mean, really. Really, I only understood or was hip to maybe 50% of the people he was referencing. So there's some really out of it. I felt the exact same way, because I don't want to pretend that I know

who one of these people are, but he calls out Booker in this in this clip I'm about to play and I thought this was a hard possible way like if you would have and they're talking about I guess Chloe Cardassian a lot of Cardassian talk I guess Chloe Cardassian got some plastic surgery on her face or something and she looks different They're talking about that possible way like if you would have put the picture in front of me and said, I'll give you 20 bucks if you could tell me who this is. I would just, I'd have been like, I don't know, Madison Beer. I would have come up with like one of those wacky names of people that I have no idea who they are.

That's what I would have guessed. I would never have guessed a card-ass. I don't even know what Madison Beer is. I'm a man of the town for as. I know who everybody is. Oh. No, I'm not going to pretend I knew who Madison Beer was. I had a look her up. I didn't know. But she is a 21 year old recording artist with over 19 million followers on Instagram. This guy's only job is to follow celebrities

and Perez goes, how do you even know about this person? And by the way, she's smoking hot. Larry, I think it's important to check out Madison Beer. I'm gonna do that right. Yeah, I would recommend it. You mentioned that it feels like you were dropped into a reality that you've never been in before. I want to say, you know how you know that you're a loser if you've ever done this.

And a promo code Perez. If you're looking for a discount on a product and you're using the promo code Perez. If you were looking for a discount on a product and you're using the promo code Perez, I don't know how you live your life. You and I are different people. Really? Oh Madison is. Wow.

She's trying to go in on, yeah. She really does. And what a great last name. Gee. I know. A lot to like there. There's nothing to do with you. So what does she do? She's recording artists, she sings. She sings. Yeah, I guess when she was 13

She put out a YouTube video of her singing some song and Justin Bieber tweeted it And I think that's how people get famous these days with Justin Bieber retweet you God me man. Yeah, she's She's she's okay. I get this. Yeah What is it? Beary's in a press hill because I'm fine with that Yeah I was in the grocery store some years ago when Chloe Kardashian was right in front of me. Okay. And this is pre-masks and virus and all this shit. I remember that.

She looked at perfectly, she did not sort of look like some, you know, whatever, Hollywood would or she looked like an ordinary chick and she sort of looked at me and smiled like it's me, you know, it was really just weird. Did you get a selfie with her and an autograph? No, no, no, I just smiled back and you know, she went on her way. I was, I was like the, let's see, it was Chloe and then there was a Kim, of course, the most famous. And then the other one was actually the hottest looking one. I can't remember what her name is and seen her around town a bunch of times too. So it's really what a, what a empire you think of, you know, I heard Perez and

and I gave arguing over whether the one of them was a billionaire or not. Right. You know, who gives a shit. But to think that there's this there's this there's this vast financial empire, whether it's worth, you know, billions or millions, no matter, founded on if you really trace back the DNA, people say, well, it was, you know, founded on a sex tape, and that's true, but actually, it was found on a guy. The old man was buddies with OJ, you know, he represented him in court. So, you know, if OJ hadn't almost beheaded to people in Brentwood all those years ago, no one would probably know who they are. You know, it's funny you say that because people always say, if I had a time machine,

I'd go back and I'd kill Baby Hitler. And it sounds like a good premise. You know, it's funny you say that because people always say, if I had a time machine, I'd go back and I'd kill baby Hitler. And it sounds like a good premise. You might say like, oh, I would tell him to go brown Simpson not to be home that night. But you don't realize the chain reaction that would set off like maybe having Hitler was a good thing for the long term,

just like how OJ killing his wife and her boyfriend gave us the Kardashians. Like, you gotta realize that there's trade-offs in life. Say, you know, bad things happen, the good things come up in. I guess I'm just kidding, and why is anyone with a time machine, just don't go really nearly changing things,

this is my point. Yes, yes, you can't fuck with time. I was proven in back to the future, just leave it alone. Just leave it alone. Although, if we could stop 9-11 so that the TSA never existed, that I think would be one of the cause.

Yeah. That I feel okay with that. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. This is my, this is how I sum up the Perez Hilton podcast. It's kind of boring to me. That's, that's the clip that sons it up for me. Yeah. Um, he just says such weird things. He's got such such an odd way of putting things like there's another quote I pulled

about he was talking about some, I don't, again, you know, a man is in beer, someone I've never heard of, but he said something about it. It's a stain on her career. Who the fuck says that? What a weird thing to say. Yeah, I have the clip here. Yeah, onto some TV news. I'm going to say that this will leave a huge stain on her career. I think that like red wine grape juice blood. What would that stain be? The only person has to worry about stains is Bill Clinton. That's the only guy who's ever had a stain on his career. Yeah, he fucks out.

Yeah. And by the way, I thought Perez Hilton was like this guy who was really scathing and said some nasty shit, which I can get into. If you're going to go put people on blast, I'm listening to that. This is about as scathing as it gets with this guy. First of all, she's a really good looking privileged white woman. Whoa, talking about one hotel ray. Whoa, shots fired. Watch out. Yeah, I, in one of the other episodes he went off pretty, pretty, uh, uh, viciously on this, uh, who's this YouTuber guy that got locked up at a riot?

Um, tells his name. Shit, I can't remember. It was all over Twitter for an hour. Was it Dick master said? I don't know. No, it wasn't. Dick master said, no, you could have been though. Can I use down their skating around?

He got shot at it. Huh? He got shot at home times. Huh? He got hit with a couple of rubber bullets down to that one. Yeah. Yeah, he gets his Heidelberg scars now. Good for him. It's awesome. Yeah.

But anyway, we saw some YouTube guy, I don't know who the fuck he is. And he was down there and he said he was doing journalism. But boy, Perez just went ape shit. I guess he used jealous of his numbers or something because it was, you know, that fucking piece of shit. He's not a journalist. What was he doing there? Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, he was, he unholstered pretty, uh, uh, okay, I didn't hear that episode. I didn't know that. Sorry, it's another episode. But yeah, I guess, I guess, I guess maybe he's had some kind of a, a change right? Because you said it earlier on, he used to out people. He was really kind of a vicious brick.

And that been his arc of his person persona or something. He's I think so. Jennifer Perez. Yeah, I think what happened was in order to become famous, you have to be, it's actually parallel to Howard Stern. You know, you start off by just saying whatever you want to say and people take notice because like, whoa, this guy's fucking blasting everyone. And then you get to a point where now you're like at that level and you want to be friends

with those people instead of getting famous using the name. I think that's where Perez Hilton has gotten to now where he's hoping to get invited to parties with these people. So he's not going to necessarily talk a lot of shit. Oh, yeah. It certainly sounds that way as if he's, you know, Howard Stern is basically an audio version of the, the Ellen show. Right. Right. Yes.

You know, um, and then the Stuttering John thing. That was fascinating that that, that you did. You took a, and he's another guy. See around town. Oh, you do. How terrible is he look? Huh? How bad is he look right now? He looks terrible. I've not seen him, Carl, in two or three years.

Okay. Last time there's a saloon on Ventura Boulevard where Bruno Mars got his start. Actually, I wonder if it'll reopen because it's been closed forever because of this virus nonsense. And I used to see John in there now and then. I've never spoke to the

guy. You know, he always looked like he was kind of out of it when I saw him like he'd had his, he'd had enough. So, but I, he could have just been dazed and confused. But yeah, he looked, he looked kind of be dragged. He has a drinking bottle for sure. Yeah. Yeah. So people put a clips of him on our sub-ruditing. I was watching one the other day Where he was a guest on someone else's show and it's just like a YouTube show It's got a couple hundred views. It's not a big deal But he's on this show and he's drinking a beer. It's like I know it was on live So I think it was like two in the afternoon or something and he's drinking a beer

And he's obviously drunk and the woman's trying to have a conversation with him And he's just getting sidetracked. bump him you know like guests will get bumped It happened to live on the show. They're like oh here's this other person and John had to get up and move and leave So that guy could sit down in the middle of their conversation was so funny Now listen you you clearly kept up with the stern lore over the years and I have not and my my question when I was listening to your show, which was a dynamite episode also I might add, what the fuck happened to his stutter? I mean, I've never heard of anyone being cured of that. Do you know? He doesn't stutter anymore.

He does still stutter, but really? Yes, he does. He has a hard time with ours. So when he's going to say like Robin Quivers, he'll go, Robin Quiver does do that thing still. Okay. But it's, I don't know. I don't I don't think he's been cured of it. He has so many other problems though that the stuttering was charming. He should just bring it back. He's just pretend he has a stutter. Kind of like when that South Park were Cartman, pretend he couldn't control the words that he was saying.

He should just do that. Yeah, it's kind of like he abandoned his brand. I guess he probably worked on it somehow, in fact the sharp edges off it. So he's got it, because in the clips you played, I didn't notice any stuttering at all. And he sounded like he was articulating just fine.

I thought, oh shit, was he putting it on all those years? Or so? Well, I think the other thing is, I'm not to get he had it like he was articulating just fine. I thought, oh, shit, with this guy, was he putting it on all those years? Or... Well, I think the other thing is, I'm not to get like really into the fucking psyche of Stuttering John, but he used to stutter because they would put him out in these scenarios where he's talking to a celebrity and asking him ridiculous questions, which probably made him nervous. And now he's drunk in his living room, talking on YouTube.

So it's a very different scenario probably than being confronted with somebody face to face and saying things that they might punch you for. Yeah. Well, you know, his segments were, I gotta say, some of the funniest stuff that Howard ever did. No, nothing. They were great. And they were great because Fred and Howard wrote the jokes for John.

That was the secret to John's success. Is that he was just the guy who went and those ridiculous scenarios and sent the jokes that they told him to say. Yeah, yeah, there was some comedy classic stuff. In fact, there's a guy, Jackie Marlow, who supplies me with lots of great information and clips. He sent me something yesterday.

From 1989, we're still doing John. It was Robyn's birthday. Supplies me with lots of great information and clips. He sent me something yesterday from 1989 We're Stuttering John. It was Robyn's birthday. They're celebrating Robyn's birthday and Stuttering John wrote a song for her So he comes in. This is like a 24-year-old Stuttering John Melinda. He comes in. He's you know, he's got his tape He's excited. Yeah, I wrote this song. It's great and they start playing it and it's just all racial slurs There's nothing funny about it. No one laughs at it at all. And they stop playing it. I think after the first chorus, they're like, all right, they just move on to something else. Like, John is not a funny person. He never has been. But if Fred Norris is writing stuff for him or Howard's telling him what to do or if they're goofing on him, like the only funny thing John's ever said is goofing on Gary Delabate about how big

his teeth are, which is something that everybody else has done. It's not difficult to get a laugh when you're goofing on Gary for having big teeth. It's not impressive. I'm getting way sidetracked. Speaking of people who suck at broadcasting, this is Corusc Hilton trying to get a sentence out because he had to drop this co-host with nothing. But I don't think she's worth anywhere near any of that. I was just thinking of this. I just had a brain fart. Sorry My brain escaped for a minute there All right, so that this is this is what we're talking about with Perez Hilton

He's describing this time that he was out of like a reality show or something and I think it was like a weight loss challenge or something in the way he was describing it and He says that he shit himself and explains that this is a genetic thing So I'm gonna play this clip and I want to get your take out of Larry. I wouldn't say it happens all the time But I got it from my mother, my mom, and I on occasion. Shit ourselves. It just fucking happens. He's clearly fishing for sponsors. He figures, you know, depends adult diapers. Or way right in that must be it.

Can you imagine if you shoot yourself, you're like, yeah, but it's just genetics. I mean, when you get it, when you get it, my mother does it too. That's so nice. Yeah. Come on. Come on. does it too. That's so nice. Yeah. Come on, come on out here. Take a dump. Yeah. I know.

Thanks a lot. She's a femur. Live. She's like, I told you that private you asked. I'm trying to make you feel better about yourself. So then Peresco's on to say that they accused him during this weight loss reality show of taking laxatives because he shit himself. So you might assume the guy's unlaxatives, whatever, I don't give a fuck, but because he is so devoid of

actual controversy and gossip at this point, this is what he's talking about on his show. Like if they published that thing about me taking the laxatives, like I could straight up sue them because I didn't and there's no proof and it never fucking happened. He's gonna sue someone for saying that he took a laxatives. There's your devoid of drama in your life. That's where you're gonna sue somebody over. How could you say that? I was thinking laxives. Who cares? Who can possibly do that? Why is-

What I understand it, I mean, who gives a shit, right? I mean, if somebody said, well, you're a pedophile or you're something, some famous thing, but I took X-Laks. Well, who the fuck cares? I mean, is that a punishable offense or something? Why would that, I don't even get that? And my question was, when I heard that,

is that, is that, do people do that to lose weight or something or is just constipated? Yeah, I don't think that helps you lose weight. I don't know. It doesn't make any sense to me. By the way, speaking of that, do you see this thing with Lenny Dykstra where you can no longer libel?

Because he has no, he doesn't have a reputation anymore. So he tried to sue Ron Darling for saying that he yelled out racial slurs to a pitcher in the 86 world series. And the judge came back and said, you cannot sue because you do not have a reputation that you need to uphold. So, when he takes you, you can say anything you want about this guy, he can't sue you now. Because of the score orders.

It's terrible. That's so funny, man. Talk about, one of the great sports parables of all time, and Lenny Nails. What is it they call Nails or something, right? Nails time, and Lenny Nails, what is it they call Nails Something? Right? Yeah, it was Nails, yeah. Yeah, and that guy was just the top of the world.

And I remember he invested a fortune. He was worth a lot of dough. And I worked in the magazine business for quite a long time and realized, you know, at some point, this bitch shit's dead, man, this some point this fish, it's dead man. This is really over. And right up, that's right about the time Lenny sunk almost his entire fortune into starting a fucking magazine.

I thought, what's wrong with this guy? He must have gotten beamed too many times at the plate, you know. Yeah, he lost it all. And he lost it all. And I knew someone that knew him and there was a time when he was actually sleeping in his car in Los Angeles. Yeah, those were called the good old days. It's even worse now.

Yeah, which I think I always thought that like Major League ball provided pretty good pensions for these guys and stuff. I thought, wow, how did that happen? But you never know. You would think he'd be on a side of a couple of fucking auto-grasks and at least a apartment. He's fucking letting you dyke's trip or crazy. Yeah. Never believed Jim Kramer. Either he called Lenny one of the great investors of all time. So watch out with Jim Bo says Jim Kramer's a fucking idiot. He says somebody stupid. So crazy shit. So this is this is an amazing clip that I have right here

because we talked about how Perez makes everything about him. He's gotten to a point where he could have a conversation with his co-host without his co-host even participating in it. So the question is, is two months in prison enough for Laurie Locklin, you obviously are going to say yes, and I say yes too. It's amazing. I don't have to have you on the show. Hey, by the way, Larry would have said here is this. And now I'm going to keep talking.

And now Larry would have said something funny. Now I'm going to keep going. What the? What the guy talked? He should just have a ghost where a bald gag is not his head. And he'll, per result say what needs to be said. Ha ha ha. Cheese, Louise.

Ha ha ha. That's a good sounder. By the way, I just want to play a quick clip of Booker. He doesn't talk often, but when he does, he does say things that are retarded, and I totally disagree with this. I don't know. It's really kind of hard to be judgmental when I don't know all of the facts. That's the best time to be judged by a doll. I've always judged him on the without the facts. It's so much more fun. Of course. Hip shot declarations and sentences. That's the best way to fucking do it. Right. What do I supposed to be

informed and have facts? Come on. What is that? Yeah, I heard him dance around that and it was kind of a sticky wicked of a question. And I thought, how is this guy gonna slip through this one? And that was it. All right, what else do you want to plan? I'm out of clips on our buddy Perez. Anything else that you wanted to play that you pulled up here?

Yeah, yeah. I hear you guys talk a lot. I mean, we do, we talk about it. I mean, you're putting out this product, right? All of us, and it's an audio thing. And it either, you wanna try to make the content as good as possible and not fuck it up with shit, a technical delivery, right?

Yeah. So, I know I spend a lot of time, you know, when I do every show, sort of combing out the defects, you know, popping peas and slurriesses and those kind of Because who wants to hear that shit? I don't So I there's a little little clip here of a close of consonants I thought you might people want to hear There's this new trend that's been starting in Europe and I don't know how I feel about it the

Drive-in concert trend have you seen this? Oh God. Europe. I mean, trend and driving concert. I mean, this guy, it's clear. He just fucking phones us in. I mean, those, I think he just fucking records a cold and just hammers in those commercials and says, fucking, you know, out of the next one. It really shows very little attention to, you know, he's certainly not concerned about the craft of podcasting. I think. This is why I love having guys like you on because you had a career as an on air personality in radio and everyone thinks they can do a podcast.

I don't think so. I talk all the time. Of course, I can do a podcast. There's a very big difference between talking and broadcasting. This guy can't broadcast. No, no, that's not Yeah, well, they say I mean the last count I estimate so there are over 700,000 podcasts. Yeah, Garl out there And it's probably a low estimate and it really is it's unbelievable. It's like the internet is created You know every everybody everybody on earth now gets their own open mic night

Correct, you know and uh and it's incredible and so many of these fucking guys, you know That is created, everybody on earth now gets their own open mic night. Correct. And it's incredible. And so many of these fucking guys, they listen to Howard or Johnny Beer, pick your broadcast whale and think, well, when I get it to you guys with my buddies, we have a couple of years, we're funny as fuck. So everybody else don't think we're funny too. It doesn't usually work out that way. It hasn't yet. And I might add, also, I saw this interesting stat, Carl, just before

we connected here today, that do you realize that our shows are in the top two and a half percent of all podcasts on the planet? That's pretty high cotton. You're talking about that Larry show on WETP. You're talking about that Larry show on WETP, you're talking about? Yeah, yeah, because we actually are compensated for what we do. We have we have Patreons that actually ring a till now and then 97 point, I think 8% of them,

nothing, no financial rewards whatsoever, it's just for the fuck of it. Yeah, there's a guy named Patrick Michael who has a couple of Patreons, but makes zero money on them. But he has them set up. They're ready to go. There's no episodes of anybody watching them. Nobody's subscribed yet. We'll get into that a little bit. I'm looking forward to that segment.

Anything else before we move on that you want to talk about? Yeah, one more quick one from a booker. It's really a funny statement he makes. It's, you'll see it's under the file when you're done. Your partner of a decade plus had an affair while filming a movie. I don't know if I could be that cool about things. Well, there's no proof that they had an affair.

It's just proof that they split up. They had an affair. Are you kidding me that they split up. They had an affair. Are you kidding me? Well, I look, I've said this before and I'll say it again. When you're done, sometimes you're done. Why the sometimes? When you're done! Sometimes you're done, you're done!

Sometimes you're done, when you're not fucking done! It's not over until it's over sometimes. Sometimes. That's a good catch. I would not have picked up on that. And by the way, what we're talking about right there is Megan Fox left Brian Austin Green. Yeah.

And the reason why I bring this up is I fucked up. I meant to listen to that episode of Perez that I didn't and I didn't realize like, fuck. And the reason why I wanted to listen to that episode of Perez that I didn't, and I didn't realize, like, fuck. And the reason why I wanted to listen to it is because Brian Austin Green also has a podcast, and my buddy Drew Lane from the Drew and Mike show was goofing on him because he put on an episode where he's crying about losing Megan Fox,

and it's so pathetic, and I can't believe he put this on the internet. It's astonishing, and I thought, great, I'll have Perez talk about Megan Fox, dumping Brian and then I'll segue into Brian's podcast. Now terrible it is and I'll rip off Drew in his content, we'll do that. And I totally dropped the ball on it.

And I get that any of that stuff, but anyway. I wanted to and that's the important thing. Yeah, it's a the intent accounts. Speaking of Drew Lane and the important thing. Yeah, it's it. The intent accounts. Speaking of Drew Lane and the Drew and Mike show, I sent him a note earlier this week because we had a radio duo here in Rochester get fired for what they said on the air. I don't know if you followed the story at all. Are you familiar with the Kimberly and Beck show? I'm not.

So I said this over to Drew, they did a great segment on it. I just wanna talk about this because this is amazing to me. Now, in Rochester, we've had writing, like it's been in so many other cities across the US. And one of the videos that came out of it was this white girl in her 20s gets into an altercation with four black men

who beat the shit out of her. They have two by fours. They're punching her in the face. You're not getting hospitalized. This video is all over. I think of Ron James tweeted it. It's it's everywhere.

Kimberly and Beck are talking about said video on their show, which airs on 95.1 FM here in Rochester, New York. I am going to play you the audio that got them fired because I can't believe how stupid these people are. This is amazing. If you haven't heard this yet, especially I want to get your take because you've been in radio. These people have had a lot, these are older people. They have a long career in radio. I can't believe that they thought this was okay. You can hear it. Fourth man also confirmed that you know she called him the N word. That's when they really went ask. Okay, let me ask you a question. Yeah. Were they acting N wordish?

There's your question. They were acting thugherly like I think they're soft. They're they acting N wordly. Yeah. And by the by the way You can't say that what are you doing? No, were they acting that way? No, you You can't say that hey if that will stop saying Thugs that's part of the problem. You know it's not their thugs So eat their socks if you look like a song and if you act like a song and you got three on one and be not a white woman With a two by four by God you're a thug and you got three on one and beat enough a white woman with a two by four, by God, you're a thug. And by the way, there are people in the black community would say they're acting endlessly. But they can say that.

You can't say that. It's double standard. I was going to say it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. And I don't appreciate the double standard. Because they're a fierce. If she had been a black woman, the N word wouldn't have been that big a deal. They had a walk away.

But a white woman called three black guys, the N word wouldn't have been that big a deal. They had a walk to wait But a white woman called three black guys the N word can't get on back. They were acting that way You don't understand the meaning of We understand all you don't the meaning very how in you I understand the meaning very well I apologize anybody offended by that right now. I'm just now. I'm gonna apologize for that I'm gonna apologize for that. I'm gonna leave my ass. Oh, shit. So they were fired? Oh, yeah.

They were fired before they got to do another show. It's so funny because the producer there is like, way, you can tell he's like, oh, we're all gonna lose our jobs. What are you doing? Shut up, shut up. Oh, my God. That's what my favorite class, my buddy Vinny sent me that. I'm gonna leave my ass.

I'm gonna leave my ass. I'm gonna leave my ass. Oh, shit. talking. Shut up. Oh my God. That's what my favorite class, my buddy Vinny sent me that. The day that it happened, he sent me the YouTube video of this all going down. And we were laughing about it. The producer who was trying to speak some reason to these people still has a job.

He's actually taking over the show. And my buddy Vinnie actually did an audition. They did a tape to be on the show. So hopefully this works out well for him. He's my co-host on the other podcast, The Creep Off. So he might take over for those two, but I just couldn't believe what I heard. What they thought they could, that's insane.

It's insane. You know what you know, it's insane. So many people, I think they do it so long that what they, but they come to fear is silence. It's like, just don't say fucking anything. I'd say anything, just shut up for a while.

You know, but I think there's kind of a mindset, especially among those sort of AM, you know, morning ensemble shows where if there's, if there's three seconds of silence, the whole thing is going to crater, you know, not so. Sometimes silence is great, but they just have to, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, she should really talk less. Now, what's great is that I have to play these clips Anthony Cumia from the opian Anthony show. Yeah, he has a show with Dave Landau on compound media and They listen to this audio and heads of comments. I'm gonna play their reaction to this. This is Dave Landau first off here

And she used it in the worst context. Of course. Well, they act saying, you can't go with, she had to like a dumb N word and go, well, that's acceptable because I said that word. That's the funny part about it because when you run the news article about it, it's like, she said N wordly and you think, oh gosh she actually said the words like no she did say at word but that doesn't just dissolve you of the point you're trying to make just because you didn't use the actual word

you fucking moron. And so these this crew had a long running show in Rochester? They did. I fact I was on their show a few times with my band The Ice Tops. They used to do a morning show on one station. They got fired because they made fun of a transexual kid. And then they got picked up to be on 95 one after brother,

wee's, who's Opie's best friend. And then they were running like mid afternoons. They're like five hour long show of them paddling on. I don't know that anyone will listen to this thing. But it's like, you got a cake job. You go on and talk about nonsense for five hours. Like what are you doing? Yeah.

Well, it's all gonna go away. I mean, all these radio conglomerates are going tits up and bankrupt and, you know, so look at, you know, Chris Booker says he's looking for a job. I know. You know, which is, it's poor guy. All right, a couple more clips from Anthony Kubia because they just thought they were falling in.

And why not use their jokes on my show? You know, I mean, it's a paywall show and I pay for it's a fucking. That's right. This is more of them goofing out of them, but you can't, there's a riot. There's literally a race war going on in the streets. And this dolt decides it's time to fucking throw out some race jokes.

What did the guy do? So it's funny because they're very perceptive that this is bad timing out there part. But Anthony thinks they're shock jocks. They're kind of not. They're kind of, their audience are housewives and older people, they're just stupid. And this is Anthony talking about how he thinks they're shock jocks.

Tell me, what about like Winnie the Pooh were they being tiggerish? That's what shock jocks have been reduced to, by the way. There aren't any more shock jocks. It's ridiculous. Because the second you do anything that would be deemed shocking, you're getting a restaurant out of there. So it's shocking because she's an idiot, not because she's a shock shock.

She just wanted to know if they were and is she knew the answer. Of course, she did. She had it all figured out in her own dumb head. Okay. You know, he raised an interesting point there. You know, are there any shock jocks anymore? No, they're all gone. The only thing who make money on the radio now are political commentaries. Yes. Yes. And I think even, I think even, you know, in the digital world, if somebody tries to be a shock-jack and somebody doesn't like them, they're going to get de-platformed, right? Yeah. And also, it's very difficult to shock these days. We did a white supremacist show called TDS to the Daily Show, and these people were obviously trying

to recreate Shock Jackery in the 2000s, because with the internet and the shit that you see, I mean, I was watching Governor Cuomo do his press conference yesterday, and he's showing video of the police pushing down a 75 year old man and breaking his head open. During his press conference, I'm like, Jesus God, we just, Shockey is just happening all the time everywhere now.

So you're not gonna get up the radio and say something to people like, whoa, that's pretty saucy. How do you get away with that? It's like, it's like, it happened anymore. Could you see Cuomo's nipple rings or do you know? That's not this one, not this press camera. You see a good job of covering it up at this one.

What if I did? Yeah, and at that video is like, holy shit, because what happened, I looked at somebody sent that to me yesterday and I looked at it and holy shit. And what's really like stomach turnings, when the old guy takes a header, instantly, instantly, the blood starts pouring out from inside his ear, which means like, he's got a fucking fractured skull badly.

And that's, you bleed out the ears, man, you might, you might be dead very quickly. I mean, that is, that is no fucking joke. Cause like, whoa, it's so, Quomo's actually playing that next to him. He's talking. Yeah. Like inciting more hatred for the police, which is, you know, just what we need right now. The guy, the guy 75 years old, he's got to be what?

Six, five. He's a tall mother, fucker. So he had a long way to fall and smash his head of the concrete. I mean that was it's a disturbed Yeah, for sure and I was Buffalo wasn't it? Yeah, that was our neighbor Buffalo, New York where that went down So that must be like Everywhere you are miss be you know signing to sign off. Oh, are you kidding me at at this point? We've seen so much ridiculous shit, I can't even keep up with it anymore. There's probably already five more cops

who have driven over people since then. Like, or moving on, what else is going on? But Carl, when I saw that, I mean, then today, there was a headline that says something like all 57 cops or whatever have resigned. And I couldn't quite understand, it was a little bit vague. Has they resigned from the police force entirely or have they resigned from some whatever that head breaking squad was? I don't get it. Do you do in like you

have a clarity on that? I do. This isn't a political show but I will tell you the cops resigned from being emergency responders which is one of the duties that they had in solidarity with the cops who were suspended. I think I think the mayor came out and I don't know what the mayor can do, but I think he's suspended him or something right away. So I don't know what the full story is because it seems like the house for shit heads there, but apparently, apparently this guy is a well-known activist and kind of a piece of shit. So maybe he was trying to get himself hurt so he could make a scene.

And I don't know what the full story is. It seems cut and dry from the video that the cops are fucking assholes. But because all the other cops are sticking up for him, maybe there's more to it. I don't know. You never know. It is confusing though.

I know what you mean. You read the headline right away. Wait, what are they doing? Why are they doing this? Yeah. Yeah. Well, we live in the age of confusion. Don't we? If you're looking for facts you fucked Larry, it's three o'clock here in Rochester, New York and this was the time I was supposed to be calling a guy named sale D now This was the time I was supposed to be calling a guy named Sal D. Now, last week on the show, I put it out there.

I said, if you're a fan of the Stuttering John podcast, I want you to call into the show. I want to talk to you. I want to know why you like the show. What are the redeeming qualities? Please explain it to me because I can't figure it out. So this word got to this guy, Sal D, who is notorious for promoting Southern John on Twitter. And I've opined that Sal D is a sock account for Southern John because it's over the top. He's constantly promoting.

Anytime there's a thread on Twitter that's getting a lot of activity, so there's a lot of eyeballs there. He goes in and says, don't forget to check out the Southern John podcast and put the link in there. And I'm like, that's not what a fan does. Like fans don't do, that's what the host does who's desperate. So I'm pretty sure, SailD is Stuttering John.

So SailD reached out to me and he says, hey, I hear you want to talk to a fan. I love Stuttering John. You know, he says he's in a mental institution, but he can talk and he's just got to know what time. So I'm like, great, we'll get it set up. So I give him all the information. We have it all ready to go.

He actually gave me a phone number to call him at three o'clock. I have it all ready to go. He says, he goes, I'll give you my nurses number because he's institutionalized or something. My Lord and Savior is aware that I will be talking to you. Would you like me to have John, my Lord and myself tweet that this will be happening? I said yeah sure. So it's all way over the top with like John's God and John so great.

But I'm like all right, well, let's figure out what this is going to be. Sure. Don't I get a note from this as I'm sorry under advice from my attorney. I'm unable to come on Saturday. Please stay tuned for further reasons. And I just wrote back, okay, John, that's what I figured. I'm guessing he thought he was gonna come out with like a silly accent or something and try to pretend that he was a real fan of Stetterie John and then he realized, oh wait, I'm not witty, I can't write jokes, because I even said,

if this is you, John, which I'm sure it is, you've claimed that you're this comedic genius, you're the head writer of the cream of dual jibbar, Rose, like just come on and roast me. I won't say anything. I won't edit it out. Just come on. Let's do this.

And they pussyed out. Oh, Saldee. We always call it. Curious. I mean, how long was he, you know, the guy with, with let out 10 years. 10 years. And now, gig like that's got to pay pretty goddamn well. I understand that Howard Ratfuck,

I mean, he's given like 20 grand a year or something. So John was making 80,000 a year at the end of his term with Stern. He got paid 500,000 to be on the tonight show. So 500 grand for 10 years is 5 million bucks. Correct. What do you do with that money? He got it.

Of course. So take 40% off for the government. Right. Well, California, maybe 50% off for the government. Take another 50% for the wife. Have a debilitating drinking problem. Yeah. That makes sense.

That makes sense. That makes sense. That makes sense.ob. Yeah. And it goes away quick. That will make sense. Yeah, it goes away pretty quick. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. All right. I have a couple real quick, stuttering John Clips, because this is just too funny. Somebody posted this and I subreddit and just called it dumb and dumb or not.

John's doing the show this guy, Noel Kassler, and Noel Kassler is this Trump pater. So they get on and they bash Trump together, but they're two just dumb people as this clip will show you. Coincidentally, what comes out of that Pat Robinson denouncing Trump. I mean, now you have a lunatic, tell a evangelical, Kista, whatever you call it, tell a evangelical, how you pronounce it, don? Tell Evangelist. Tell it Evangelist.

There we go. I don't know either. But he's coming out. Tell Evangelist. Sorry. Tell Evangelist. Tell Evangelist. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Well, that was funny. It's so funny. Things are running show.

No. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that was funny. It's so funny things are running show. No. Chad was at some other show and I don't know what this show was, but it's a bunch of guys all sitting around and they're talking about his prank call to President Trump. You familiar with this Larry? Yes, yes. So we got through to Trump and made the lamest prank call ever, pretending to be a senator and just talk about actual issues that were going on, which was so stupid.

Yeah. In this clip, he finally admits that the Trump prank call was not funny, but then John tries to rationalize it because he's a comedian, don't forget, oh, the thing I did wasn't funny, but I am a comedian, so there must have been something funny about it, so this is him rationalizing that it was funny.

Wow. But that's why they didn't jump on it. It's what was funny But Kirk that but here's the thing and I agree like the coal itself wasn't funny, but You know the lead up is really good, but the fact that Trump doesn't know that I'm not a center is funny to me and The fact and and the fact that I could keep him on the phone for five minutes and we're discussing policy. Right. And he's telling me when he's going to make his Supreme Court justice big. And I was also waiting for him to say something really stupid. It was hoping he was actually very respectful. That's a very presidential. I was like, wow. Okay. I've gained some respect for him on a live phone call.

Well, I guess that backfire dot John who is a trucker and this guy goes, yeah, he just sounded like a presidential person talking to who he thought was a senator. Oops. You know, you wonder how, how did it, when you make a call like, I used to do a lot of prank calling years ago before before called a RID. And always, when you do one, you kind of have to have a punchline something. And as far as I'm concerned, the ultimate prank call of all time in space was Captain Janks to Peter Jennings during the OJ thing. Correct. And if you listen to that, there's really nothing funny going on at all For the majority of the call. It's only at the end would

And Jennings knows he just got goon, you know, that's what it's funny and how so how could John make a call to Trump and not have You know that that right cross up is sleeve to bring it home. I mean Jesus That's a great point. That's brilliant analysis. I never thought of that. Like keeping him on the phone is funny if you're able to goof on him at the end. He goes, yeah, I talked to him for five minutes.

Yeah, but it didn't go any right. No, you didn't get him a punch line. You gotta have a punch line. Yeah. Yeah, that's a great point. And I always think about the jerky bars versus like, you know, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke. But no Captain James was really the pro at this because he made you believe he was the

person he was pretending to be. Yeah, he was awesome. What happened to this? I mean, you obviously are in touch with a guy that is kind of a stern archivist, his janks even around. Or, you know, because he was, he was was a he was an artist man that guy. He was I heard Janks on the Stern show a couple of years ago. I think he was still around a little bit. He's a weirdo though. Yeah, he don't really. Yeah, you know what happens to all these people

is they get some notoriety and then they think they're famous and interesting. Well, no, I just want to hear the prank you did on the Stern John. I'm not interested in you as a person. Like, it's not. All right. So I want to talk about Patrick Michael. Are you familiar with Patrick Michael at all, Larry? I'm not. Okay. Good. This is going to be fun then. This is going to be a news to you. Patrick Michael is a podcaster. He has something like 27 podcasts that he hosts. And they're all impossible to find, and each one is worse than the last.

It's unbelievable how bad he is a podcasting, and yet that's all he does. He's a stay-at-home daddy, doesn't have a job. He podcasts all the time. What we discovered last week on the show, which was a big deal. No, you know what it was? It was our bonus episode.

Now they think about it. Crosion, I did a bonus episode together where we discovered, because he talks about how he can play drums and he put out a podcast last year where he actually played music that he recorded with his buddy playing guitar and he was playing drums.

He's like, yeah, this is just a jam session that we did. And Croix never blown away. We're like, whoa, this guy is really bad at drums. I can't believe he would put this out because it's embarrassing. So my buddy Doug, and Doug is in the Jingles department. He went ahead and put together a project that is so impressive. He also records by band the isotopes. And so what he did is he took old isotopes, audio,

took out all of the drum tracks, put in drum tracks that are isolated from Patrick Michael. He went in and scoured this music and found places where it's just the drums playing. Took those parts and put it underneath my band's music, taking on our drummer, and this is what that sounds like. And it's me and my buddy Carl, who play drums, and he plays guitar, and this is part one.

Carl. Carl. Here it is. This is what it is. And this is where it's going to be. I have a huge penis. Carl. Oh yeah, you're going to get on that thing. Yes, probably all I want to do.

Amazing. Yeah, you don't do this, you know. Yeah. And that's fine. I don't need to get on that thing. Carl, I'm going to get on that thing. Yeah, that's what we all had in one of you. Amazing.

Yeah, you don't do this, you know. Yeah. And that's fine. Carl, I don't need to get on that thing. Carl, I don't need to get on that thing. Carl, I don't need to get on that thing. Carl, I don't need to get on that thing. Carl, I don't do, you know? Yeah, and that's fine. I don't need to be on your show at all, and that's fine. And that's the best part, and that's fine. I don't need to do social media, and that's fine. If you think of your first interaction, you're gonna be on it.

Well, let's go. I'm all in, what are you adding in, Mark? And that's fine. So I'm gonna let our drummer know that his job is secure for now. I love that. That's gold. Man, I don't know how much work was put into that, but it seems a lot. It's like a lot to be fighting different songs and pulling them together.

And thank you, Doug. Doug, you are the man. It's fantastic. And that leads us into our next segment, which is about a show called Thank you, Doug. Doug, you are the man. It's fantastic. And that leads us into our next segment, which is about a show called Problem Academy. Big thanks to Jody B in the Discord on the Shamest Watch channel,

because on the recent episode of Problem Academy, he had his buddy Luke on the show. And Luke is his guitarist buddy, who used to be in a band with, and now they don't live in the same area anymore. But he has Luke on the show to co-host, but really it's just so he can talk at Luke. Now this is him talking about Patrick Michael faces himself a standup comedian Larry. faces himself a stand-up comedian, Larry. Yes.

He's put out videos of himself in his bathroom recording stand-up to no audience and no laughs. And it's incredible to watch. This is him explained to his buddy Luke that he's working out a new joke. He's got an idea for a joke. Okay. So what about this? This is another thing I was coming up with. So you've seen these poems where you might not have watched it, but you certainly scanned over where the girl is getting herself off with like the gear shifter in the car.

That's on it. Sure, yeah. Bro, okay, like imagine if you, this is obviously another direction from what I'm going for, but imagine if it was the one like behind the steering wheel, she's got a fucking like bent over. Sure. She'll ever, you know what I mean? Like not in the center council behind the steering. She's so desperate though.

She's like, she's, she's grasped the fucking steering wheel and she's just grinded that be just bizarre. I think he's got to tighten that one up. Yeah. Oh, he reminds me of the dude you did, few shows back that was his name Del Rey or something. Oh, Dean Del Rey, yeah. Holy shit. Wow.

That was. I got a funny follow up on Dean Del Rey. Thanks for reminding me about this. What was it? So I was talking to my buddy. He goes, you don't know who Dean Del Rey is because he heard the show where I was. I have never heard of this guy. He goes, didn't you go see Bill Burr

when he came to Rochester? I said, yeah, what the bill, Burr? Show you guys. He was the opener. I go, I got there late. I didn't see the opener. So this guy's opening for Bill Burr. And he's that bad at comedy and podcasting.

It's unbelievable to me. It gives me hope, Larry. We should be superstars at this point. We, exactly, exactly. I'll never understand. Well, I love it. I hope Larry, like we should be superstars at this point. Exactly. Exactly. I'll never understand. Well, love it. So you heard this amazing, this is a comedic mind that you and I can't understand. He's got this idea about, oh my gosh, wouldn't it be funny if the girl then jerked off with

the, you know, the, she humped three on the tree instead of the center console. Right. Yeah. The concept. She better have an ass the size of a grapefruit to do that. But it's going to be difficult, but you can probably picture it. So he's got another angle on this because now they start riffing and he comes up with another joke. A girl doing that is only for a guy that's in the cars, right?

Like the guy has to be in the cars to think that that's hot. Or, or is Jay Leno getting pissed off because now he's got a fucking clean his mom He's got a gooey fucking Gearshifter in his fucking Ferrari because that's a little ceiling anyways, dude That's a low ceiling. There's no way she's not rubbing her ass also Assholes hitting that center council for sure and I burpedped and kept talking because I'm grown up in a care. So there's a lot going out there. Wow.

And this thing is called problem academy. It's called problem academy. Is that some type of a spin or, you know, kind of an homage to biggest problem in the universe, whatever the fuck is that? No, he's never heard of biggest problem in the universe. Oh, okay. Because Riley tried to get him on the Dix show, and he's like, I'm not going on that.

I've never heard of that show. I won't go on that show. So he has no clue. All right. So by the way, if you want to look up prom Academy, you'll never find it. I could say that I can't see it anywhere. No, I don't.

I mean, this guy, I don't know. I do SEO for a living search, I'm not the musician. He does anti-SEO. He figures it away that no search, it's unbelievable. It's marketing for us is the worst. Well, so he's, he's trying to come up with more jokes. And he's like, well, it's Jay Wano likes cars. I guess Jay Wano would be pissed about it.

And then he burps and keeps talking, but has to explain that. I just take out a post. He's so edgy. All right. So this is what we we want to talk about is are you familiar with a show called Kill Tony with Tony Hingecliff? You know, I've heard of it, but never listened to it. Okay. I have heard of it. Perfect. It's a big show. It's a very big show. Tony Hinchcliff is a great standard comedian and he does this show where he watts people.

Usually it's from the comedy store, but they tour around and they let people come up and do 60 seconds of comedy. Amateurs mostly do 66th comedy. And then they'll kind of talk to them afterwards and you know, get a feel for where they came up with their act and stuff. And for the most part, the comedians all bomb. They're all terrible. And that's kind of the point of the show. What's amazing is that Patrick Michael appeared on Killtony because as everyone's in quarantine, they switched it to send in your videos and we'll play them on the show.

And then they do a live video cast talking to the people afterwards. So Patrick Michael put together a 60 second stand up routine for Kill Tony. This is him explaining to his buddy Luke how he did this. It's in a minute. I did that whole thing in a minute. Matter of fact, I'm going to pull it up so you see the whole 60 seconds, because I was proud of it. It took me so fucking long. Like I probably did 110 takes,

like just sitting here in this bathroom, doing the same jokes over and over, trying to get him tighter and tighter and tighter. So he did 110 takes to do this to do the stand up thing. It took him forever to get these 60 seconds figured out and he wants to play it for his buddy Luke. Luke hasn't seen it yet. He's like, oh my gosh.

Wayne, do you see the stand up thing? I'm next level man. I've got it all figured out. So he goes to find it and I mentioned that he's really bad at being searchable. He's trying to find the video on YouTube. He can't even find his own video. I posted it. I posted the minute, like, fucking three different channels. And, you know, it's obvious that you have certain people that just don't, they don't even pay attention to the stuff you're doing. They pretend to, but as soon as something comes out, they go and give you a thumbs down.

He's literally looking through his various YouTube channels. I mentioned he has 27 podcasts. He also has 27 different email addresses, YouTube channels, patrons. He can't even make sense of all of this. He needs your help. I've tried bad. Provide it for a very pricey fee. I have tried to help this guy out. I've given him so much advice for free.

He has taken out of it. None of it. So this is him. He finally finds the video and he's going to play it for his buddy, Luke. And I'm going to play you that 60 seconds again because it needs to be heard. This is the comedy routine that he's very proud of that he spent 110 takes pulling together and crafting. Couple of things to point out here is obviously the jokes are terrible, but listen to his

buddy Luke's reaction and how awkward the conversation is after he gets done playing him the minute. I realize I look like Bobby Hill if he never got in a propane, but he does work at a gas station. Being a redhead sucks, simply because we're the most identifiable group of guys amongst other races. That's why you never see a ginger on a wanted poster. We always get caught. I am a stay at home dad though, which is just... Oh yeah? A shy sway of saying I'm unemployed.

Having two kids has been horrendous. Mostly because their parents won't pay the ransom. I hear a lot of people say life is like a box of chocolates. And if that's the case, what do we tell diabetics? I do have a solution to make one want to be less diabetic. Let's put the sizes of our clothes on the outside. Is that a 7xL? Did you make your shirt from a bed sheet? I found out the hard way my aunt had a miscarriage. want to be less diabetic. Let's put the sizes of our clothes on the outside. Is that a 7xL?

Did you make your shirt from a bedsheet? I found out the hard way my aunt had a miscarriage recently. We're at a family reunion and as she walks by she passes gas. And I say, smells like something died inside of you. Now as she's off in the distance crying, I realize I should only feel bad for my cousin who just found out they'll never have a brother. But let me on with this, how can we've never seen a porn start based on a true story? Is that because none of us are willing to believe Gary had a three-something side of a mask and robbins? Thanks. I told Carly I was like imagine, you know, if I was to just go do that at shoreline like we did, you know, when you were here, that's a minute worth of jokes, but I figure I can expand on most of that. That's why I went ahead and did,

you know, two more sets of 20 minutes because I'm like, I can fucking just go, dude. If I just get on the stage and just start doing, telling the stories and being what I am, you know, it won't take shit, you know. and being what I am, you know, it won't take shit, you know. Currently, as his fiance and the mother of his two children. So he explains that it's tight as shit. And he says it was bloody. Could you imagine if I went and performed that while I, I mean, I'd probably turn it into 30, 35 minutes at, because I could just riff on those concepts.

What do you say? What do you say to that? What do you say to that? How do you want to know? I don't know. There's a lot of, there's so much out there like that though. And I guess maybe it's the sort of the participation trophy culture. Yeah. But nobody ever says, hey, you know what, you suck, try something else. Well, I've talked a lot about the Dunning Kruger effect. Are you familiar with this concept? I have. I have actually heard you talk about that. Okay.

And I think that this is very much the Dunning Kruger effect. And he got on Kill Tony with that set that we just heard. And he talks about how now that he has been on Killtony, which was his favorite show, he's pretty much done with it. All right, so nitty gritty topics, man. Since I've been on the show, the Killtony podcast, it was my religion every Monday to watch that show live

on YouTube, well, I haven't been. Since I've been on the show, and I don't know why. Is it something in me that says, I'm too good for you now, I've been on the show. And I don't know why. Is it something in me that says, I'm too good for you now, I've been through you. I want nothing new with you. I can't miss all I conquered by. He thinks that routine conquered the Killtony show. Yes.

He has conquered the show with his amazing 60 seconds of stand-up comedy and all this jokes. You know, I think maybe that's the thing to do sort of make some kind of a meme out of the Dunning Crewger effect and go to open mic nights with it and bounce it around people's podcasts and It's unbelievable. It's gotta come from, I mean, what is it, well, you know, I've heard you talk about it, I sort of know what it is,

but it's gotta come from, it's gotta be based in mommy's worshiping their kids, right? I've met older people who have this going on too. I think what it comes down to is, when you have very little knowledge around a subject, it's easy to think you know everything about it, and then the more you learn about it, the more you realize you know nothing.

And I think, I Joe Rogan's talked about this too, the smartest people know how dumb they are. Yeah. They know how whittle they know compared to all of the knowledge that's out there and available. And the dumb people think they have a grasp on everything. That's true.

You know, my grandfather's a pretty smart guy and he said, if you're ever in a conversation with someone and in the course of a half an hour, they never use the words, I don't know, you're talking to a moron. Yes, that's brilliant. Yeah. That is brilliant because there are people like Opie from Opie in Anthony who

doesn't understand why his show isn't as popular as Joe Rogans. Meanwhile, he doesn't know what he's talking about. He puts zero prep into things. Any rambles on and that and about nothing all the time. Like, well, that's, that's why you have to put some work into it. This is the arrogance in this next clip I'm going to play you is unbelievable. It's such a weird arrogance because he's talked about how I used to watch Killtony every Monday and I've just done it into it anymore since I've conquered it and then he says this. But I don't think about it even. When Monday's calm, I'm like, that's Monday's Monday's Tuesday.

Yeah. He even does the throw. He's like, dude, nowadays, when Mondays come around and like, Wednesday, I think, what, what can I do? I'm profound. It's insane. What the fuck, idiot? What a swag little prick.

His internet connection when he was on the show sucked. So they weren't really able to talk to him. I wish, and by the way, all those burps and noises that you're hearing, that's not me. That's all I can show. It's just garbage. His internet's the worst. But when he was on Killtoni's internet was terrible.

I wish they would have goofed on him more and put him in his place because now he thinks he's conquered the show. He's conquered the comedy. Well, maybe Killtoni doesn't want to be too harsh because he won't get any fresh victims. Yeah, no, that's true. They're not that harsh to be.

I would be way more sure. Yeah. There's a thing with standups though, where they don't like to criticize each other's standup comedy. Yes. I am not one of those people. Yeah. This is, so he's got a new podcast out.

Patrick, this is number 28. Yeah, Patrick, Michael, something like that. It's called TYV, a taxi TV series podcast. And this is him explaining what gave him the idea to do a podcast about taxi the TV show. And it's a pretty fun show, dude. I got inspired because Dan Soder, Big J. Oakerson and Ari Schaffer do a podcast about 21 Jump Street. They're going through each episode. That's why I was like, yeah, fuck it. I'll do it with taxi. And also I wanted to watch

taxi dude. I don't remember it, but it came and went before I was even born. But I remember for Lloyd, Danny DeVito, fucking Andy Kaufman, specific. The thank you very much. So holy shit. Yeah, no, he hears three really funny comedians talk about an older TV show. He's like, oh, I can do that. No, that's the reason why they do that. dummy is because they're funny people who can ref. They just need subject matter as a jumping off point. So they can say, oh, it's talking about throwing a jump sheet.

Perfect. And then we'll just do it, our thing. This guy's going, I really want to watch this TV show, so I'm going to make a podcast about it. Just watch the TV show. We don't need a podcast about it. We don't need your opinions out of it. And I had no idea.

I mean, I think the people that must be doing podcasts about rubber band balls and popsicle stick Fortresses and it's fucking incredible. I mean, how do you even get that idea in your head that you're gonna do? You're gonna wrap a show around What a 35 40 year old sitcom. I mean, I don't Why I can't even I can't even understand that who thinks that would be a go idea. I get I get suggestions from people all the time Podcasts to review. So I learn about all these podcasts and I would never know about. I just got one the other day.

There's our podcast about finger boarding, like those tech decks. You know, like skateboarding, but with your fingers. Yeah. Yeah. There's a podcast about finger boarding. I'm like, how is that possible? How is that? How is that? So this podcast that he's doing is called TYVM.

And I was like, that's a terrible name. Again, impossible to remember or find. It stands for Thank You very Much, the catchphrase. Right, from Lotka. Yeah. Right. That's fucking terrible. Wow.

All right, I just have three more quick clips to play about our buddy Patrick Michael because there's another guy named Pro in our discord who finds these clips and posts them and I really appreciate that. I don't even know what shows these are from, but they're hilarious. I think this one he's taking a shot at me a little bit.

What? He also fumbles his own point on this one. You know, I got some podcasts and I'm looking forward to listening to right after I get off of this episode. So that's exciting. You guys haven't heard of it. It is a... it's called Are You Garbage? And it's so fun. It's just so fun because unlike a lot of podcasts, they get to it. You know that there's a direction, something to expect. So rather than going in and listening and hearing them just go off and talk about your shit to each other, what have you, you get What was I saying? Oh, you will eventually get to a point

where they are making sense of the episode, finding out if this person, this comedian is garbage. That's exciting. I don't have to say anything about that one. All right. This is amazing. So this guy has a lot of people who listen to a show because they're fascinated by him.

The way his brain works is very different than normal people. And as more people listen to a show, he realizes that people are listening not because they find him funny or amusing, but because they're perplexed by him and they think he might be retarded. So this isn't explaining that if you listen to his show that you're actually

weirder than he is for making his show. Just like exclusive Spotify. I don't know if that's maybe I'm misquoting. It doesn't matter, does it? Who's listening to this anyways? If you are, you're weirder than me. That's something that people haven't acknowledged. You know, no matter how strange you think I am, doing this podcast by myself so consistently, you listening to it is weirder than me doing it, right? I would think. But still, I'm having fun. I'm having fun doing it the way that I'm doing it. I'm literally just looking up random things on the internet.

I don't like even that I said literally the way that I'm doing it, I'm literally just looking up random things on the internet. I don't like even that I said literally the way that I did, but hey, here we are. You can only ask for so much, right? That's what I'll stick with, okay? This is a guy who should not have a microphone in front of him. I think that guy storming area 51. Yeah. He's like, he's like, you think I'm weird? You're listening to me talk.

How weird are you? Like, that's how this works. Yeah, he's probably in somewhere in his head. He's probably trying to latch on onto the sort of the aesthetic of of Andy Kaufman who was, you know, the ultimate oddball or maybe there's some Stephen right in there and picking up as well and his delivery I think you might be going for. You're giving him way too much credit. Way too much.

I don't think he's thinking of that. Forget I said that. Let me slap myself. No, I mean, you might be right. You might be right because now I am, I've gotten to the point. No, I mean, you might be right. You might be right, because now I am, I've gotten to the point where I can't look at this objectively anymore. So you might be honored to have accurate on that.

I think the guys just have more on. Well, that's good. I'm going to play. And this means I'm definitely in this hat because I constantly criticize how he runs his show and does his podcast. This is another one of those just hit record type of situations.

And I realize there's probably people listening that are like, you know, who gives a shit? You don't got to tell us that. But at the same time, I feel like it's important. It's important to let you know what's going out. Because imagine if I was like, oh yeah, you know, I sat down for hours, putting together notes to ultimately create this episode and you know, that's not what happened I just said you know what? Let's set up the podcast in a weird way and see what happens and that's why we're here I like people who explain that they're podcasting while they're podcasting you ever run across these people. Oh, yeah

they're podcasting while they're podcasting. You ever run across these people? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Today, we're doing a show. And the show is going to have content on it. And there's going to be segments. It's like, yeah, all right, we get it. Well, today, which is Wednesday and on earth,

which is in the solar system, filler. He actually said something interesting. A lot of these guys should name their shows just hit record, because it's kind of, is that a thing that I didn't know about me, because it seems like that's what it is. No matter what I do, a press this button is gonna be fucking gold.

I crap on bonds. That kind of that mindset. Correct. You're done, right? He does this a lot with his episodes where he says, guys, I don't really have anything to say. I just felt the need to hit record today. And you're like, that's a terrible reason for podcasting.

Yeah, yeah. And honestly, you can do that. You can just hit record and talk. Just don't put it on the internet afterwards. That's it. That you're fine. They were good. Yeah, if you're sitting in a room

with the three world class comedians, that might work. Sure. You can hit that button and record, but other than that, no. You know, people are always amazed. I really think there's a vast swath of audiences. Actually believe that some of these, you know, the best guys working the biggest places, the best rooms in Vegas are ad-libbing.

And they really do. They really fucking believe that. And, you know, in in fact of course every every nuance is practiced and Art directed and you know, but I think a lot of guys think that I think that I can do that too. Why remember Yeah, that's one of the best sign-filled things. I mean, I watch sign-fills Thing a Netflix He's really still got it and that guy deserves every hundred million. He's got and you know, he's just he's awesome.

Him and Larry David, but yeah, I Yeah, he's not stand up as fantastic. Yeah, fantastic. And he did in I think it was his last television special He had a great line was so fucking smart. It was so jerry and he was talking about how he would bang into you know It was so jerry. And he was talking about how he would bang into people anywhere, at the delicatessen restaurant, and they started to talk. And it's like, oh, you really got that comedy thing. And so many guys will say to him, you know,

you know, I was pretty fun. I just took another minute pass. Yeah. Right. I became an accountant instead. Yeah. I'm a dentist, but I could have been you. It's so fucking funny.

I think it's so easy. That's, you know. Everyone thinks they can do it. And it's funny that you say that there are people who are duped not understanding that this is their act. I think Chris Rock fucked up when he did that special, where he filmed it in like four or five different locations and then was clipping his standup

from all those different locations and I kind of tore down the fourth wall because even his gestures were the same. He'd run across the stage in the same way, but he's wearing a different outfit. And you're like, oh, this is just a one-man play. And you want to think like, the way I started watching comedy was in the 80s with evening at the improv. Remember that show? Sure. Yeah. And that was the whole thing. It's like, it's improv. It's the opposite of improv. That's why it's good,

because it's people have polished their acts and made it. Yes. Yes, totally. Last thing I want to play, there's a show called The Schemes Collective. And the Pat Oats was a guest on the show recently my buddy, Denzel, And the pet oats was a guest on the show recently, my buddy, Denzil, sent this in.

Pet oats is a guy that I happen to be on the Anthony Kumya show with. He's a comedian. He had a podcast. We ended up reviewing his podcast and bashing him pretty hard. And Pat's been really cool about that. And I love Pat for that. And he was on Schemes collective talking about W-H-T-P. And Larry, I don't know how you feel about this

but when people talk about me, I feel a need to play it. It's just- It's just something I do. There we go. You do so low shows sometimes, right? I was doing them for a while. Actually, what's the name of that fucking podcast that should on me real bad?

Uh, Carl's- Uh-oh, who are these models? Who is podcast? Yeah, uh, uh, uh, Carl's, uh, uh, who are these? My podcast. Yeah. I can't wait for mine. Oh, each, they trashed me. And I'll tell you right now, I learned so much from their trashing because I was. Yeah.

Yeah. I, I, I, I think that I said, hey, dude, I thought it was fun. He's like, dude, no one receives this. Well, like, hey, guys are genuinely funny. I mean, they were funny. And I enjoyed their show before because like, you turn me on to it. I don't care if they should on me But I listened and I was like, you know what? I was repeating myself too much. I was babbling. I do need someone else to go back and forth with

See this is my point we give out free advice you can either take it or not take it Patrick Michael should maybe listen a little bit pat Oh, it's dead. I should have pat out as a guest co-host sometime. I should read just. Wow. That's very impressive. That guy's got a shit together, man. Yeah.

Very cool. He actually got a show on Anthony Coombs Network compound media. I think they did a pilot forum. Good for him. But yeah, definitely. And I like people who can, who who can don't take themselves too seriously Can take things and stride is the opposite of stuttering John like I mean, we're goofing on you But the some of the criticism is legit. Maybe you want to listen to the process a little bit. Of course. Yeah

But you know, you've been at this a while and obviously, you know, you're you're sort of you know Your day job if you well isn't isn't too far-field so you know a you're sort of, you know, your day job, if you well, isn't too far afield. So you know a lot about this stuff. And people who give what I would call, you know, qualified criticism, that's kind of cool, you know, why not? Why not? Why not listen? You say, just now just gave me an idea.

You know how they used to do those IDs. I don't, maybe I'm not saying this wrong. I'm trying to think of what it's called, where you have a celebrity say, hi, I'm so and so. And you're listening to you have such an amazing radio voice. Can you do one of those for me? What are those? What are those calls? It's, um, tell those call it bumper. I can't remember about that. I had mac a fee, do one for me. Oh, sweet. Yeah, I'll be glad to do one for you. All right. Let's do it right on your way. Do you want to do something in mind, in particular, just want me to do it for you. All right. Let's do it right now. Do you want to give something in mind? Particularly just want me to wing it. Yeah, just say your name It's a and you're listening to whatever you want to say. Okay

This is Larry Blidener and you are listening to who are these podcasts? Perfect. Oh, that's amazing. Thank you. And that leads us to everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show where we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's episode of Who Are These Podcasts. And here is that clip. I am your host, Derek Glasscock. And if you're new here, let me break it down for you. The Wild Pitch is a podcast that explores creativity through the ancient art of the pitch. Myself and some other entrepreneurial types come onto the show, and we pitch amazing ideas

that are inspired by three random elements. The result is an absurd Shark Tank-esque comedy show. So this year is year two of the show and year two is a year of celebration. So we're taking the show on the road. The first six weeks will be going around the country to celebrate the amazing little holidays that pop up on your calendar. Today is February 14th and we are celebrating National Creamfield Chocolate Stay. That's right. The day dedicated to celebrating those little delicious confectionaries and what better place to do that than here in the birthplace of cream filled chocolates, Dixon Illinois. This was a suggestion from Matt Lewinsky. It's called the Wild Pitch.

Oh, she was somebody vacuuming the studio. He's recording that sound of like cats. Oh, it's just a lecture. Oh, apparently, apparently these guys try to do improv comedy while pitching ideas. And I have a very strong distaste for people trying to do improv comedy on podcasts. So I am, I am looking forward to that. Yeah, you're going to have a fun time with that car. Larry, I want to thank you so much for coming

on the show. This has been a blast. And I want to promote that Larry show. You also have a show that's, uh, sinners, Sundays. I'm maybe I'm saying that wrong. Yeah, you're saying that right. I've actually, the center Sunday used to be a, a weekly and it was just sort of, uh, it was, it was too much doing both. So it's sort of a pop up occasionally now. I do maybe one month, one every six weeks, something like that. But the mainstay is, is, uh, that Larry show, yeah. And tell people why they should listen to that Larry show because I think they should. Oh, thanks.

Well, uh, it emanates from a place called the Take No Shit Dojo. Yes. Yeah, and we, you know, life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you got, the less shit you gotta take. Well, that's kind of tangential, it'll be about making money. But actually, so much of life is trying not to take shit. And that's the mission of the show,

helping you get through the endless barrage of shit. That's fired at you from employers, girlfriends, family members, educators, it's never ending. So my show's ideas to kind of help you. A government, I love your talk. I love your takes on the lockdown and the pandemic. Everything has been going on. It's been

cathartic for me. Yeah. Yes. Fun time. We have some good laughs there. I like the you take no shit is the motto and as Jim Rome used to say have a take don't suck. That is exactly what you do. You have great takes and things. And thank you. And I had a blast. I apologize. He had a listen so much present over these past few days. That was crazy, man. I get to give myself a D-minus and reading comprehension because you said it was one episode and I had a 24. You have a thought I fucked up because the upside told you to listen to. I didn't even listen to it.

Third sound. But it was quirky. It was an alternate universe, which I'm glad I visited temporarily. And thank you for having me on. I'm so glad because I've been a fanning show for a long time. It's a cool format. You got to deliver it flawlessly. And this is great. I've had a ball, man.

Thank you. Well, thank you. And by the way, I noticed that you were also on the Grumpy Old Benz show. Yes. Yeah. And I'm going to be on that show on Friday. They've they've all you can have a ball, man. Darren O'Neal and and Sir Ben Rose are great guys. Yes. You're going to enjoy yourself with them. You know, you're going to should check out Darren's show of random thoughts. It's he always delivers. He's a great show. Yeah, I'm looking forward to dudes. Yeah, they're the best. Yeah, they're wonderful. All right, Larry, I'm going to let you go. We're going to do voicemails in a little bit, but you don't have to sit with that. And I want to apologize to everybody in this court who's who's a comments I may not have answered

during this adventure because I suck at multitasking. Oh my god. You're trying to answer people at discreet. I just ignore that. You're crazy Okay, well, I did so but I wasn't that wasn't being mean just like I said I'm I can only do one thing at a time ever. That's amazing. Yeah, please Join us again next week. It might be Oh, oh, no, this is my sign off. This is my side. Oh, oh You don't want to write this fan. Thanks buddy. Oh Everyone else, please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out what's up for all who are these podcasts sleep well everybody Okay, great show good Good job everybody. Park you all.

That's faster than the police call. Come on, let's go. Come on, let's go. Come on, let's go. Come on, let's go. Come on, let's go. Come on, let's go. Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's go. Come on, let's go. Come on, let's go. I'm Oscar me. You know, who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it. It makes no sense. We will, we will, we will, we will. With Vic. W-w-w-w-w-w-w. Vic. Vick.

Vick. Hello. How are you? I'm wonderful. You get your first dick pick from a WATP listener. I absolutely did. And then you had a share with me. Thanks a lot.

Yeah, but I don't need that. I don't need that shit. I don't need that shit. You actually got quite a few reviews in the last week. Okay. I thought you were going to talk more about the penis that was set over to you and maybe You actually got quite a few reviews in the last week. I thought you were going to talk more about the penis that was set over to you. No, it was uninteresting. It was pretty small, it was a little miscolored. It could have been more vain, I guess. It just didn't look good.

Good enough. Let's talk about reviews. So one of the worst podcasts I've ever heard this is a one star by your pot is terrible. So I guess he's doing your show but just reviewing podcasts just in the console. Right. Although he probably set up his account just to blast my show. I'm gassing. I don't know who knows. Who knows. But he said I had to write my first and only review in the hopes that it'll stop just one person in listening to such an unfunny and poorly executed show. The host, audio quality jokes and content are all bottom of the barrel.

Some of the most uncharismatic and cringy content I've ever heard. It's really blowing my mind that these absolute nobody's can pass judgment on another human, let alone another human's podcast. You're not charismatic! They feel like they're punching down on other podcasts when in fact they're swinging up and nowhere near connecting. It's like sitting at a bar next to a table of obnoxious pricks who are one light beer in but they're feeling buzzed and all of a sudden they think they're hilarious.

That's very true. That's actually a pretty good explanation of what this show is. Yeah, you and your white they're hilarious. That's very true. That's a good, that's actually a pretty good explanation of what this show is. Yeah, you and your white cloths, Carl. Yeah. Goddamn. I had to have a white cloth. I've heard of you get a little spicy with my language. Watch out.

Oh shit. And then you go home and recorded their enane conversation on a Nokia 3210. You only have to read the five-star reviews to realize the caliber of audience members they appeal to. People who can't spell and come from similar, put on coals in the ground that the rest of the world stopped caring about. This is all the same review still?

Yeah, it's big boy. It's a big boy. I'm too high for it too. There are an irrelevant, outdated artifact of morning drive time radio that wouldn't know if funny if it punched them in their paunches. That's a weird word. I think he's old. No one uses that word anymore. And then he finishes it off with, I would recommend listening to any of the shows they feature instead. Now what's interesting to me about that review is this is somebody who's obviously very hurt by something. You know, there are a host of a show that we reviewed or something. They're very hurt because they've gone out not only they listen to my show, but they've gone out and read reviews of the show.

They just didn't like the show. They wouldn't have written war and peace and gone through and read all the reviews about it as well. But I do like the idea that we're not charismatic. That's funny. I think I don't know he might have been a listener before because I love that clip. That is one of your only good clips on your board. I just think that's really funny. That's one of my only good whatots. I wouldn't talk about. What about you? That's funny. There. I just think that's funny to say that we're not charismatic is why you wouldn't like

a show, but all right, move it on. You're, I mean, your voice is charismatic, but it's also awful to fucking listen. Yeah, tell me about it. I have to edit all these shows, I know. So you're underexposed to media, apparently. These guys have such a tiny specific criteria of what they consider a good podcast. And it's so painfully clear that they don't understand

any sort of ironic or creative differences in media compared to what they're used to. These guys clearly live under a rock one star. I think our Comtown episode has come up recently. Again, on YouTube and people are discovering us through that, again, that be where that's coming from. Yeah, well, there you go. That's the only reviews I brought in today. I think you only had like two five star in both of them. We're boring.

Oh, no more boring five-star reviews, guys. Come on. Uh, should all of us. Quick voice mail segment. We got a fan of Rhett and Link. Remember the show that we reviewed last week? It was called Ear Biscuits? Which I didn't point out is funny because air biscuits are farts. Anyway, this is the voice mail, yeah, I know. Carl, I'm listening to the latest episodes of podcast where you're talking about ear biscuits. And I just want to say that I recommended that you listen to that a long time ago, but that's not the

point of why I'm calling. I'm calling because I feel like you guys are real confused about why I read and link our partners. So I used to be a fan a long time ago and every once in a while I was still occasionally tuning into one of their videos and stuff. But back in the day, when they were like a little younger, they used to have like some hard and energy and they would put it into their videos and like, it was pretty funny back then. Maybe I was just a little bit younger or whatever,

but they were the ones who did that commercial, you know, like, oh no, it was Chuck Testa, you know, they had that show and everything. I don't know. Anyway, these days, what's he talking about? Do you know what he's talking about, Vic? I literally don't fucking know, but it kind of sounds like Vito from the dick show. No, maybe it is Vito. Vito's a bitch. It's not the fact I was some fucking com- or like complaints because you didn't pay attention to that. So much fucking money and they have so much like production behind their ship that it just feels so inauthentic and awful. It just feels so can. The

funniest part about this whole COVID situation is like going to their channel and you just you can just see how many videos they have had like stored up and ready. Like they're st. Patrick's day episode must have been recorded months ago it's almost like that one podcast you reviewed was you found there a new years episode and it was it was real like it was like two weeks before new years they just have these things like pre-recorded for months they have content coming out it's ridiculous ridiculous. It's actually really funny. And it just shows how produced they are.

I've been rambling too long for fuck yourself. Yeah, that was a little bit too long. We won't have any more of those. I think the point was that he used to like written link and then he realizes that they're now boring. And I'm glad I was able to point that out for him. But this next voicemailer doesn't think you're gonna be able to help fob delicious get a job.

Carl, did I just hear that some douchebag from your reddit wants to be a baker for Penera here in Maine? I'm a baker in Maine for Panera. And Vick said that she could get him a job. Who the fuck is his bitch? Good question. I don't know her. I don't either.

I've been here forever. I think she's ironed. I think she's just playing some fucking game on you. I don't know what the hell she's talking about. Tell me that. What percentage of the listeners of the show work at Paderra Bread? This is unbelievable to me.

I had no idea. This was my demographic. Well, I actually put it in a company email and just sent it out. Oh, thank you. Of course. Hey, everybody, I just want to let you know. I'll be telling a podcast toast that he's a fucking asshole. If you want to tune in this weekend, you'll really enjoy it.

Well, I'm really gonna get demoted for like no reason. What's going on with Fobolicious? Is he getting a job? Have you reached out to him? Well, no, I can only help him if he's in the Northern California area. Is he on your only fans at least? I don't have one.

I don't think I'll ever have one. I'll just send him out. All right, let's remember everybody and I don't bring this up enough. If you want to send a dick pic to Vic, you can, by signing up for a page ad, you will get Vic's cell phone number. All right. I don't bring it up enough. Do I, Vic? We've been talking about this. No, no, no, no. You don't plug plug it all right. Here's more about you. I guess Hey Carl. This is me a snoopy and I'm just walking home right now and I have this brilliant idea and

I think me and Vick should be the next co-host because like already had Doug and Kaya but uh he and Vex are the next we're the next uh best thing because no one could tell who is who I could be a 12 year old boy or a girl and she could be a 12 year old boy or a girl. So I think the thing is it would be the best hard task ever because no one could tell who was who. And the dumb fuck we'd all suck at point cliffs. That's about it. What was that person's name Snoopy? I think so. That's okay. No, no, no, no, you could tell the difference

because she's shaking a little bit, but I just smile. Is that the difference between your two voices? Shaking or smiles? I think so, but even then, you're old, so I don't know if it'll register, like that your pitch is. So.

I gotta play the beginning of this, I gotta hear this name. Hey Carl, this is me, Snoopy. Interesting. All right, well, you got a voice doppelganger out there. And no kidding. Do you think that was a female? You think that was a woman? I did, what, 100% was. Okay. A young female under 20.

Under 20. That is not our double-crafting. I would be shocked. You got those like oh I'm not like other girls type you know what I mean. I get down here making fun of yourself right now. Uh kinda I use like I went hard in the paint. Yeah yeah you did all right here's another one about you. Don't have Vick on she's not funny All right That's a hot take yeah, I think my mom sent me that last time All right, I think I said something stupid out of show. Let's see if I get called out for it

Carl this is Ian. This is how I talk so I've listened to one of the podcast recently I thought I heard you say gaining the system gaining gaining the system and Must have heard it wrong. I heard it again Twice you said gaining Not exactly correct coming back Never claimed I was smart Maybe I did I can't remember

Hey, Carl my name's Pat from Michigan drew a Mike listener that turned on you guys recently anyway I had a funny story. I thought I'd share with you. You might appreciate that I was in Upper Michigan last weekend As we call up North and was heading back with like a four-hour drive and I was touching the cat and so I had to stop at a rest stop and it was empty except for the stall next to me. There was a guy, excuse me, and he was tapping his foot and I got a little nervous knowing what that meant or didn't know if you needed toilet paper or something of that effect and I asked if I could help him with something and he said

do you want to come next door and blow me and I had a panic but I blurted out Roger Roger and then got out of the stall, I was washing my hands, and the water stopped, and he's like, oh, he coming in or not. And I said, what? I said, Roger, Roger, I think he thought I meant, like affirmative, like I'd be over there to blow him, but I'd explain to him that,

Roger, Roger meant no thanks. Not gonna be there, because I learned that on your show. So, hey, when I ran out of there, uh, got home safely, didn't fall anybody. So, anyway, it's not you to appreciate it. That keep up the good work. You know how you know it's a good story. It's when you can pitch yourself in that same scenario. Like, we've all been there.

And that's what I like about that story. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, that happens. Oh, God. Hey, Vick, who's my favorite voicemail collar of all time? And don't say you. Band practice. That's right. Come on, band practice.

What the fuck call? A resident of the bag at the other day is that, oh, we got new merch. We got new t-shirts and shit All it's I ain't gonna see a band practice t-shirt. No fucking t-shirt with a dumbester on it. What the fuck man? With the girl muddy tight man. It is cash and might Might have to do the unthinkable call. I might have to start a podcast I'm gonna look my wife and kids in the eye and talk about my

I'm gonna look at my wife and kiss in the eye and talk about my pride. I don't have a girl. Get the t-shirts, I'm in. I would listen to band presses, a guy's podcast. I'll just throw it out there. I don't know, I'm talk to himself. I would do. I mean, how many catchphrases will he come up with?

I don't know, dozens, hundreds? Just one. Or maybe just the one. This is gonna be the band practice. He'll fizzle out by 50. Half a son, 50. He'll fizzle out. Yeah, 100%.

I love it. All right. Vic, thanks for coming on the show. What did I forget to talk about today? Anything? Uh, I don't know. I went through a break up recently. Oh, your boyfriend dumped you?

No, I dumped him. That's what they all said. Oh, get back together with me next. Oh, yeah. So, Vic is single and you can get her cell phone number by going to patreon.com slash who are these podcasts? That's good news. How do you feel about this? Is it the pandemic

that tore you to a part? No, it was really weird. It was really weird. He had like, I don't know, like some crackhead energy. Like it's fucking like rubbing his face at weird times and then he'd like make a weird noise. And like, that just like, oh, it's sunk in. I was like, oh, I really fucking hate that. You are setting up. I'm gonna have at least a dozen voicemails talking about who gives a shit about Vic and her fucking ex-boyfriend. You are setting me up for way more work to do next week. Which is fine. We're gonna do a bonus episode Wednesday night. I think nine o'clock Eastern. If you wanna come and check that out, I'm gonna be on that show, Grumpy Old Benz on Friday.

We'll do another podcast next weekend. Vick will give us a update on her relationship status. We got a lot going on this week coming up. So thanks for hanging out everybody. Vick, awesome to talk to you as always. Thanks for coming on. Of course. And thank you, Carl. Thanks for coming on. Of course. And thank you, Carl.

And I'm going to do PJ impression now. Yeah, no one likes this part of the show. You guys should all just kill yourself. I feel like a nail at the night. It's not just like them. Hmm. you