Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep21 - Real Ghost Stories Online

Episode Date: July 3, 2016

Join us in celebrating Independence Day with some dumb ghost stories! Kevin and Karl review Real Ghost Stories Online this week. It's a podcast that explores the crazy and wacky world of ghosts and ghoulies. Kevin loves this kind of show and offers his opinions on shadow people and ghost-draculas while Karl just thinks they are all silly gooses. When surveyed, 9 out of 10 shadow people said they would indeed tune into this show again when not out scaring youths. Check out Yakov's Dinner Adventure video that we reference in the show... https://youtu.be/dnfnMztPteo?t=1m24s   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. I'm Kevin. And I'm Carol. And we listen to podcasts so you don't have to. We want to remind our listeners you can check us out on WhoAreThese.com and on Facebook. We're always looking for podcast suggestions so send us an email, leave us a comment or post a death threat. I said a show will be analyzing and reviewing a podcast called Real Ghost Stories Online that a show will be analyzing and reviewing a podcast called Real Ghost Stories Online, episode titled Stuck in Your Head. As always, we both listen to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So without further ado, let's find out It's show time. W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P everybody. What's up, Carl? What's happening in Kevin? W-A-T-P everybody.

What's up, Carl? What's happening in Kevin? Oh, not much. You know, happy Fourth of July to you. Yeah. Happy New Year. Oh, the special holiday edition of W-A-T-P. Yeah, so we're going to have some spooky ghost stories there. W-A-T-P today, everybody.

We listened to a podcast called Real Ghost Stories Online. And I got the sense that this used to be a radio show and they had to take it to the internet because I don't think that person works for the radio station anymore. Yeah, is that really what happened? I don't know. Like it feels like the guy was a,

he's definitely has a radio announcer voice. He was a legitimate DJ on the radio. Okay. For sure. And actually that was the most fascinating part of this podcast is when he started talking about when he used to work at the radio station. And I was kind of getting a glimpse into what the real deal is with this Tony Bruce key. Yeah. So the most of the show are a husband and wife Tony and Jenny Bruce key and what's fascinating about it. Well, one of the things that was fascinating to me is that Tony Bruce key is so professional

sounding. He's obviously a seasoned radio disc jockey and his wife Jenny couldn't be worse at broadcasting It's a great dynamic Yeah, he's he's talking about his his morning show a little bit which which I don't know it kind of explains a lot because he definitely has that kind of morning Zouish sort of like I don't know. He just sounds like every other broadcaster. I feel like when you go to broadcast school, they teach you exactly how to sound like everyone else. It's kind of like a like when newscasters, there's a cadence to it. Right, right. There's like, and then in the news tonight, and blah, blah, blah, blah.

Kevin, you really missed out on your calling, man. You should, you should be one of those news readers. I would love to. Anybody listening to this wants to hire me to do fucking voiceover. If anyone who heard Kevin read that email that we got, no, he's very good at reading. Yeah.

I don't know about this. But let's, all right. So before we move off of this, the guy's radio voice doesn't run itself well to the topic of ghost stories. I have a track on here called Jarring Intro, and you're gonna hear the intro to the show that's like creepy and dark, and then this guy comes and he's like,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, play track to you there. You were about to enter the world of the unknown Possibly the undead This is real ghost stories online that indeed it is you know today's episode of real ghost stories online is spirit attacks a man multiple times It just doesn't make sense it's got this creepy music and he's like hey, and it's six o'clock It just doesn't make sense. It's got this creepy music and he's like, hey, and it's six o'clock. We're looking at some of you degrees today and winds out of the southeast.

We got some ghost stories we got. Welcome to Satan's corner. Welcome to the worst podcast ever. Hey, what's you doing? Hi, how you doing? Hey, buddy. Hey. So I have a feeling, Kevin, that you and I are going to disagree on a lot of the comments that we have for this show since you listen to paranormal shows and you're into this kind of thing. Yeah, yeah. I happen to think it's a horse shit, so I think that we're going to have some interesting

discussions for this one Did you have a clip that you wanted to play to kind of get the listeners of our show? Understanding what the how we suggested ourselves to you for an hour. Yeah This this guy makes a lot of really bad jokes and I mean like cringe worthy jokes and I think you said it last week in our other podcast that when we were reviewing this one that he you know he's doing this with his wife and his wife just seems to be like completely over like any jokes that he tries to make. He never gets a reaction out of her. She's just like no. You can tell

she's just exhausted with this. Courtney Keumer. Right. So, yeah, I just have one of these kind of just bad things that he does. Your stories, if you'd like to record them on your smart device and then send them by the World Wide Web. Jenny, J-E-N-N-Y, at RealGoStoriesOnline.com. If you have that new Prodigy email service. Why did you call me Jennifer? Nobody does that unless I'm in trouble.

I'm just trying to be really formal. Prodigy, did you hear he mentioned Prodigy? Oh, geez. That is...that one, I mean, there's a couple in here. Here's another example. I'm trying there's a couple in here. Here's another example. I'm trying to tell a joke. Play track for Saline Dion is haunting Caesar's palace. Also, you just used to hear the Titanic theme playing. You know, like, you're just kind of wandering through the halls. Like, what? What is that?

Stop. I knew you were going to do that. It'll happen. It will happen. She is so annoyed with him. She's like, oh, no, don't stop wanting. Don't stop it. Stop it. This is like a parallel to every like relationship. It's like the woman is just like, oh, stop making fucking stupid. Stupid joke. And he's like, just keep playing him alone. I can just imagine those two at a party. She's probably just rolling her eyes the entire time. Right, right.

So this guy's voice. You talked about how he sounds like every other radio announcer. There's one radio announcer specifically that I thought this was almost identical to. Play my radio announcer voice track just to remind people what this famous broadcast you're sound like. See when you come out of those up temple god damn numbers man is impossible to make those transitions and then you got to go into somebody dying you know they do

this to me all the time I don't know what the hell they do it for but god damn it if we can't come out of a slow record I don't understand it is down on the phone okay I want a God damn concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a fucking up tempo record every time I do a God damn death dedication now make it and I also want to know what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see this week this a God last God damn time I want somebody uses fucking brain to not come out of a goddamn record That is that's up-tempo and I gotta talk about a fucking door dying I just use that excuse to play my favorite Casey K. C. C.

K. C. C. C. C. C. C. I still still so falling to me goddamn deaf dedication. I gotta come out of a goddamn dedication So these are fucking heads around it. Somebody is a goddamn head top of the board into you No, I love that it's I love that Casey Casey was also shaggy from Scooby-Doo that just makes it even better Oh, I kind of know Scoob like I I'm really becoming out of like a deaf dedication Thupper record see that I'll that all ties together spooky stories and Scooby-Doo in case he case them Oh my god this fucking podcast was about a spooky as a Scooby-Doo episode It's fucking

Atrocious these stories and I was hoping that there would be like collars because they keep mentioning the telephone number Yeah, I thought they're collars in but no, it's just this fucking Tony guy and it is radio voice reading the stories that people sent in The entire show it's just that yeah, well, you know what? He doesn't even let his wife read any of the stories and sometimes they're like coming in from women You'd think it make more sense, but I don't know. I think I here's where I this is the first disagreement here because I think this is good that he does this because I listen to a lot of these shows and they take the collars and They're just the worst people at telling stories. I was hoping for though. That's why I want So I mean this is obviously, you know, he's a professional broadcaster, so he's gonna, you know, do the reading and get the stories out there. Otherwise, it would be like, you know, just people like calling it with the worst fucking

telephone connections like I know you're right. You're exactly right about that. But it makes it harder for me to pull clips from the show. It's just a guy with the perfect radio announcing voice talk. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's because it's a very beginning of the show. This is something that we have to talk about. This EPP membership. And the way that these guys make a living apparently is by selling EPP memberships. It's an extra podcast person, which is not clever. No. Is it supposed to be like a take on ESP? Extra sensory perceptions. I want to say it's a take on

VIP, but who knows what the hell they're thinking was with the EPP. I guess ESP take, I don't know. Yeah, VIP, yeah, maybe. I was dumbfounded because I'm like that's so stupid extra podcast person Yeah, anyway the the whole thing is that if you pay a monthly fee you get to listen to shows that they don't make available for free So we're listening to the free podcast, but there are other podcasts that I guess that hopefully these fucking stories are we're interesting in this one because I don't know who would be paying for this horseshtit. But I was hoping that there would be there would be people calling in because at the very beginning of the show they're promoting the EPP and they're teasing it with all of these stories of people telling their story. And I played

this clip on the last show, but I just want to play it again because I'm play the old lady at the foot of the bed clip. This one's great. There is an old lady standing at the foot of the bed. And she said she could see details and everything, you know, it's just an old lady standing at the foot of the bed. That's what I was hoping this show would be like a bunch of red guys going, oh, yeah, man, we saw it reminded me of, I mentioned this last week, Richard Christie. He's a Radnak on the Howard Sturge show. And he did this call into a radio show that is the funniest prank call I've ever heard. And that guy's voice just reminded me of it.

Play the Richard Christie Ghost Story. All right. Hi. This is fascinating. I, you know, I've had a lot of paranormal experiences because I grew up in a haunted house as well. Yes. And the things that I saw have really affected me as an adult because when I was a kid

at our house, we saw ghosts. We saw poltergeists, apparitions, vampires, and werewolves, and witches, and swamp creatures, and gremlins, and goolees, and demons, and spiders, and ogres, and go and dinosaurs and warlocks and sharks and Mexicans. This is the funniest call crazy every time I hear that. That's that was hoping the show was gonna be just as much as you got it. And we saw warlocks. Spiders. Spiders. That was the funny part.

The host is just letting him go. Like, oh yeah, polar guys and witches. And then we said spiders. She's like, okay, okay. This is obviously a joke. Is that dramlands and gooley? What the fuck's a gooley? That's the best.

Oh boy. All right. What the fuck's the gooey? The gooey and that's the best. Ah. Oh boy. All right. There's another thing that's going on in the show, Kevin. And you really hear if you're listening with headphones on as I was, they have this real low tone. Oh, it's on in the background. The whole show.

Yes. I had a comment on this too. So yeah, yeah. What do you use? So yeah, yeah, what do you use? So it starts off, you guys heard that intro part where they have like the scary music playing as soon as the music ends, they punch in this low tone. And I I clipped the part where it starts up because it's so awkward with this upbeat DJ voice play track six.

Okay. Aren't you excited on EPP 1000? You know, the five you look much further than that actually. Yeah, it won't be that long before we're at 1000. Yeah. So EPP, what? Like three, four, five thousand will be right there. Okay.

Here you go. Uh, eight five, five, eight, five, three, four, eight, eight, oh, two. Here's our phone number to call in the real-go stories online to share your story with us. It's a... It's a... It's a guy. Yeah, it calls him. He's a... So I had an idea about that. I thought, what if we had our own kind of like bed, like music bed that would...

Should. Yeah. So I thought, all right, let me see what I could figure out. So what do you think about this? This will be maybe for next podcast we'll have This plane in the background is just you know while while we're talking over it, right? Okay What do you think of that? That's perfect. So if you just pop it down a little bit, let's try it right now. They got to a part where the site is reading the story. This is somebody I can't do.

It's too goddamn funny. Okay. Alright, let's put it in at post. That way it won't distract us, but it'll still be the awesome music band that we could dog on. Oh, yeah. So they make reference in here a couple times. And I parked right up when I heard this But they talk about moving at some point and they they want to move to Branson and of course once I Live with Chitalia. They want to move to Branson. Yeah, and of course once I heard Branson. I had to break out. Hey

Hello This is me Do you want to explain why there's a connection with Yakov Smirnoff and... Yeah, so Branson, Missouri, it's kind of like a little resort town now in the middle of wherever they'll Branson, what is it? Well, Missouri. It's like Las Vegas without any of the fun. Yeah, for old people, for really old people who don't necessarily like the gamble. And Jakob Smirnov was a comedian from Russia, who is popular in the 80s for a little bit. And he is kind of one of the star attractions to Branson, Missouri.

So he is the eater. Yes, I have a dinner theater where you can come and watch a good show and get them. Quality meals served to you. And you think somebody had that commercial to do? I know I did not. I shouldn't have. Okay.

The commercial's so fucking funny. Yeah. When he's explaining how, when you come to Yakao Smirnoz, dinner theater, you get real silverware. That's a lot of. Cloth napkin. Yeah, cloth napkins. And the bowl napkin. And the tray.

The tray is held down with magnets. Like, what are they talking about? Nothing about the food at all. It's just, we've stra tracked you with lots of shiny lights. Yeah, it's really, really worth the while. I'm sure it's on YouTube if you looked it up. And maybe you can pop it in at the end of the show when you're producing the show and pop it in for people

to check out because it's fucking hilarious. We're not even exaggerating. Yeah, or I'll put it in the show notes. You can see you can watch the truth. put it in the show notes. You can see you can watch the the true show notes. That's what a professional podcast would do. Yeah, that's also a professional blogger. What a whoarties.com and watch Yaka Smirnov because that's a really good way to get people to your website. The fuck are we doing? Yeah, there's like, they review like you know, people are like, yeah, I can't even know what to expect.

And Yakuof really put on a great show. And the dinner was just so good. And then like, going to like, how good the dinner was. Like, oh, the chicken was so moist. And it's like, what? It might be hurting. I was able to chew it with my dentures. It was great.

Yes, you'll be able to chew chicken with dentures. I instruct all of my four-star chefs to make sure that all of the food is chewable with any kind of denture made. You could chew it with wooden teeth or any other type of wood teeth, any type. Anyway, so they say they want to move to Branson, which I have a clip, but yeah, I was as soon as I heard that I was like, Oh, like I can do my job. Impressive. Yep.

Everybody. There was one that was there for quite a while. I'm trying to think if we had ghost stories from that specific one Or if it was the one in in Branson. I don't remember anything specifically about the exhibit that was there at the Luxor. Okay. Oh, I had ghost story too. Back in Soviet Russia when I was waiting in line for toilet paper I Had the crazy goole come up to me and talk my pant leg I I got a clip from that part too when they were talking about moving because Jenny Will not buy a house if someone has died in it. Yeah.

And so she's actually been researching to make sure that whenever house they buy, it hasn't had anyone ever die in it. And the way she's researching, I don't know if you caught this, but she's searching news stories for decades, worth just to see if there's ever been a mention of someone being found dead in one of the houses and if there's an address. That's fucking dumb. That's a waste time. Holy shit. And when they, they do a whole show that are like obsessed with these ghost stories,

wouldn't they want to live in a haunted house? I feel like that would be pretty good father for the show that they're doing. pretty good father for the show that they're doing. Yeah, it would give it some, it lended some authenticity, you know. So there's this partner where they talk about how to not buy a haunted house. Play track 10. But how would, how would a potential buyer know? You asked neighbors. Could you imagine that? You're buying a house and you go

through the open house and use the walk through talking to your real tears, you're like, yeah, I just want to pop over next door and just say I have a couple questions. Hey, is this house haunted? The fuck would ask the neighbors

that? Well, every, uh, I'd say twice a month or so, uh, the entire backyard turns into a lake of fire. So we have seen some warlocks and some sharks from the window. That seems a bit odd. Yeah, there is an old lady in a white dress who does roll the property. But I wouldn't say it's haunted per se.

Right. I love how these people, so they read these stories. And of course, the whole point of a show like this, they have to believe that these stories are real. But even when they read the stories, Jenny sometimes finds a way to shit out it. Played Trackdaz, a good example of that. He went a look and came back and said, sorry, kid, there's no one there. This day, I still don't know who I spoke to. Could there have been another door in there? Maybe. She she she fighting the plot hole right away. Yeah.

Well, maybe they left the from the back door that there were people in there. It's just fucking funny that that's the first thing she goes to is try to shit on the story and there's another great example of this so this is also to be about paranormal activity and listen to track eight but I think there's more going on especially when there's something shaking your tent I mean that may or may not be something paranormal related, but it's damn scary. It could be this thing they call the wind. Oh, that's damn scary. Do you hear what I mean? Oh, she's just a shitty broadcaster.

This guy's got all his DJ chops going in there. She's like, well, it could just be something else. It's not necessarily a guy. She's got that awful fucking voice that sounds like she's not interested at all in the conversation right right she's like a come on can we just I want to go to the flea market can we finally you know what the other day I have nice things surely across the street just got a new Jeep let me tell you you what story so the other day I

She's a fucking bore fast man. Do you have to play the Betty healthy under her just to make her interesting? Yakite sex everybody Yakite fucking stuff fun stuff fuck it up, fuck it up. Alright, what do you got? I got this one I called, did he slip that in? I don't know if I'm a little sensitive or not, but whatever it is, I'm glad I have it. Jenny, you can edit this however you want Tony. The jokes are awesome.

Never stop making these podcasts. Thanks, Joe. So he reads, he reads a ghost story and then that's at the end of it. So he's like Jenny you can take this out and edit it any way you want to. It says that right here. This letter I braided and then it also says that you do such such great jokes. I always keep those jokes in there too. See, see honey? The colors think so too. Oh my God, you know that he's writing these, all these stories, he probably wrote himself. No one's even writing in these fucking stories. They're just making it up. And here's one that comes in from Bill from

California and he says, Tony, you're an amazing guy. You look great. You look fit. I watch all of your videos. I even pleasure myself to your voice. Jenny, you suck. And again, that's Bill from California. I just read him, that's how I fun. So there's a lot going on with this show and it's hard to describe, but I'm going to try. Play track 16 and I'll explain to you what I think is not about this whole thing. If they're having to buy the ticket, if that's

part of the process, what happens if they don't have the money? The ghost money. Okay. The ghost dollars. Yeah, because there's ghost money. So Jenny's just like, yeah, there's a ghost money. She's like, that's so fucking dumb. Yeah. So she poo-poo's, you know, I mean, make it a joke, but she poo-poo's that, but believes in everything else. Right? So I don't know where you draw the line.

Like, how do you believe in all of these fucking ghost stories and all of this bullshit? And then she's like, ghost money, Okay, now who's the crazy one? That's a little too much. But I love that they try to offer advice as if there's these things are real. This is a great track that I pulled. Number 18, she tries to explain to this poor person who's being terrorized by shadow people, how he might be able to deal with that. How do you handle something like that? You know, the only thing that I thought of when he said he started to feel that presence

would for me be immediately trying and visualize that white protective light around you. You know, that may or may not be powerful enough toward this off? Wow, so she's unhelpful and retarded. She thinks there's shadow people attacking someone and she thinks the way to deal with that. Well, it may or may not help is to think pleasant thoughts. Just picture the white light around you and then give them $1,000 in ghost money. That may just watch you for your ghost money. In fact, you can take that ghost money

and buy an EPP membership with it. So EPP, let's talk about that real quick. I won't keep hogging all the clips, but I pulled one that's funny for a couple of different reasons. Play track 14. Anyway, love the show. Keep it up. I hope to become an EPP as soon as I get some money in.

Thank you for reading my story, even though it could possibly be nothing more than my imagination. Have a good night. So this guy wrote in tells this story and even just misses it himself like I'd probably just fucking made it up. But they still read it. But the funny part about that is I'm hoping to become an EPP member. It's five dollars a month. I'm hoping to become what are you fucking saving up? What do you hope to become an EPP? That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, that's what he says. I'm hoping to become what are you fucking saving up? What are you hoping to become an EPP? That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, that's what he says. I'm hoping to become an EPP member when I get the money.

That's like dude. Yeah, when I get you don't have five fucking dollars. Scraping out their five ghost bucks and fucking sign up. Where is he? Where is he writing in from, bagdad? Like what fucking part of the world? Where you don't have $5? He works in the kitchen at my restaurant.

I pay them shit. They don't get any money. Clothed upkins don't buy themselves. Oh yes, I spent all the budget on cloth napkin and cloth napkin ring. That is a good selling point. Yeah. So, I got a couple that are just basically just bad jokes that this guy is saying.

We may have hit some of these already with the clips that you have here, but make it less, you know, upsetting. Sure. That makes sense. So, no, it's not like you really need to buy a ticket to die. And use your ghost visa. Right. It's everywhere you want to be, even in death.

That's like the new end of the commercial. See that that's I'm so proud of myself too. Yeah, that's on the tail of the ghost bucks thing. But yeah, the whole, you know, I know the jiggle. I know the slogan. I'm going to say the slogan and then I'm going to say, right? Like, he's the type of guy who sets up a joke and then it's like, you know, that's so funny. Like, when I just said, like, he has to like go back and tag exactly what he just said, but because it goes, nobody reacted to it. That's what that's when you have to do that when you don't get the reaction you're hoping for you the only one laughing

Here's another one, okay, continuing on I've even heard a few people sharing their experiences aboard the Queen Mary I'd like to share mine. Ooh, I love these ones. I should have a big This is where I should have a foghorn for Queen Mary stories because we got the bunk bedbell I'm trying to Kenny G it She is so annoyed with him and his antics and why did he he keep going with that noise like I Don't know they already have you already have that you're showing a dummy your plane at the whole fucking time I know we need a nice low-sounding tone like yes, that's your whole fucking show is that bullshit Yeah, you know we need something that goes like oh

So that story that you're that they were about to get into, that was interesting to me because this was a person who rode in They were going on the Queen Mary with a paranormal retreat. So these are all crazy people They're getting on a boat with a bunch of people who believe in ghosts. And Kevin, I apologize, I'm a friend to anyone who happens to be closely with me, but these fucking retires believe in ghosts, and then they get on this boat, and they're like, if you spot anything paranormal, you have to tell our paranormal experts. So of course this fucking dummy writes in,

saw this woman in a bridal gown with no head, and she reports it to the fucking expert who then goes and was able to communicate with the spirit and just tell her why she made herself available or would able to be seen by this. I was like, holy shit, this is a bunch of fucking dummies who are just reinforcing their

Idiocracy. Yeah, and now it's being right out of this show. This was a two by out of seven or eight dummies Probably who believe in all this horse shit. I just blown away about this whole thing Did you imagine going on a retreat with people who want to see ghosts guess what's gonna happen? Someone's gonna see some ghosts. Yeah, I love that they leave it up. They leave it up to the people to interpret too. Like, I saw a ghost. He came into my room. Really? Well, that's so interesting. Let me see if I can channel him. And then they're like, it says that you should buy tickets to next year's retreat. It says that you should buy tickets to next year's retreat. Ugh! I'm not making too much noise.

I'll miss you if you're not here next year. Right. And also to check out the retreat we're doing in February. Make sure you check out the gift shop. And you're right out. Don't forget to buy a t-shirt. T-shirt that says, I got say on Stit the Queen Mary.

All right, so the part that I thought was the most interesting was when they actually started discussing their real lives or their personal lives and Tony used to be, it was working at a radio station. What I thought was interesting, play Track 11. Yeah, well, we've got to where we don't tell that is what do you do? We have a ghost podcast. No, that only comes out later if we've gotten to know you and we trust you. podcast. Yeah. No, that only comes out later if we've gotten to know you and we trust you. Okay, the fact that you're embarrassed that you do this is a good thing. I'm glad you're not running out telling people that you host a ghost podcast. But maybe, I'm just throwing this

out here, the fact that you're embarrassed by it is a good sign that you shouldn't be doing it. And to make matters worse, even their kids are embarrassed. Play track 13. It's not fair for kids though, because they can't tell what we do. No. Because their parents are like, we don't want our child playing with their child. Yeah, my mom and dad do a podcast. Oh, really? What is it? Ghost podcast. Oh really what is it? Ghost podcast. What a fucking nerd. Yeah, they probably already are the fucking biggest losers on the block because these dingbats are their parents and then they got to walk out and be like, so it's uh,

it's career day at school as your dad want to come in? No. So it's career day at school as your dad want to come in. No. Yeah. I said. Hey, kids, I just want to say thanks for having me. And we got a new story in here. Let me, let me read this one. I was hanging out with my brother when an apparition came down from the hill.

So this was another clip that I thought was interesting. I call it a deep look into Tony's life. Apparently he worked at radio stations since the time that he was in high school. And he was a looser in high school, it's in this track. That was all I got through in high school. He was people, I spent a lot of friends

because I trusted him, buddy. That's all people wanted. I was like, good concert tickets, if we see the years trusted buddy. Yeah, that's all people want it was like good concert tickets If we see the years you know, and that's like no, no you can't because you're an asshole to me pretty much every Pointing up every day up until the point if you realized what I did yeah, so yeah, no the answer is no No, that's not the reason why you didn't have a lot of friends in high school the reason was you were into ghost stories Yeah, fuck it dummy Maybe you was was hanging out to do to once around talking about ghost someday. Yeah, or, you know, maybe he could have had, you know, friends

if he, you know, gave out some fucking cheap trick to get to get to something. You know, the main like, that's all he had to do. I allowed the fucking table at work. Oh, just grab one. What do you do? Right. So I thought that was interesting. This guy is obviously not an interesting person to hang out with. Here's a fun track to play. I call this, okay. So the lady here, Jenny, tells, give some advice to someone who wrote in with a story, not to tell their friend that their, that person's grandmother is a ghost,

play track 15. Yeah, I would just advise not going and telling your friend that you think your friend's grandmother is going around getting into your candy and whistling around your house, that it's just too soon. Yeah. So the reason not to tell her is because it's too soon, not because they're gonna think you're fucking crazy.

I'm retarded. Hey, you know your grandma just passed away. She's been eating my candy and whistling in my house Can you fucking tell her to knock it off? She's Too soon there's a I keep hearing these these racist comments and The sucking of worthers originals coming from the walls That's her.

She sure did hate the Mexicans. Yeah, she sure did hate all types of different colors. Go to Grammabjones. Will you ever tell your wife people not even in death? Not even in the now. All right, so getting back to the conversation I was having before about how they believe in all this ridiculous horse shit, it then turns into these weird vortexes that they get into because it's like if you believe this shit and you believe everything is everything that everyone's writing in, then how do you explain that any of this is possibly true play track 17.

the true play track 17. There there is real evil out there and don't trust shadow people. Thank you for listening. Jack. Is that the first time we've had a shadow person speak? Or am I just blanking out? No, I think we have had shadow people speak before I couldn't give you a specific example, but I believe it's happened. And I'm sorry, I'm gonna interrupt.

It's okay. It just seems like it's's, I believe when it's happened before, it's one of those times where I've made the example saying, you know, see, not all shadow people are the same. It would be so funny if a shadow person actually called in. I am a shadow person. I don't know if I'm portrayed on this show. Hold on, I'm a shadow person. No, I think, I think you just be like a shit person. I don't like the way I'm portrayed on this show.

Hold on, I'm a shadow person. No, I think I think you'd just be like a regular car like, oh, hey guys, this is Steve. So I'm a shadow person and there seems to be a lot of misinterpretations of what we're all about. Like Jenny didn't think we talked. We talked all the time. What are you talking about? I just want everybody to know we just We just want to stay out of the limelight, you know, we're just we're just in a hangback here, you know We're kind of a private people and you know, we're

The thing I really want to just tell your listeners is just leave the lights off man We fucking hate the lights. Can you stop turning on the lights the the sun goes down for a reason. Yeah, what the fuck? fucking hate the lights. Can you stop turning on the lights? The sun goes down for a reason. Yeah. What the fuck? On behalf of all other shadow people. I just thought that was fun. And it's like, now is this the first time we've heard an incident of shadow people talking? What difference does it make? It's all made up or shit stories. What the fuck is a shadow person? Kevin, explain this to me. What the fuck is a shadow person? Is that a ghost? Uh, yeah. So shadow people are... Because the cat's pretty used to talk all the time.

Well, it's not really like a white ghost that's like, you know, with two eye holes and with a sheet. It's... It's like when you see... Typically shadow people are seen out of the corner of your eye. You'll see like movement or something. And that's typically how shadow people are reported. It's kind of become a it was something I never really heard of until like the 90s it kind of became like a popular thing to refer to. And they also talk about skin walkers in here too, which is kind of another thing that's in the vernacular, but it's

somewhat of a new kind of construct. I mean, it is a skin walker because I didn't understand that. So a skin walker is a Native American like Shaman who can shape shift and typically they shape shifts into wolves and all kinds of weird ships. It's typically a practitioner. I think the way in Native American culture, it's someone who was like a bad person who passed on and is like now, or somebody who practiced dark magic and is now in the other realm and they're like evil and shit and they can come back and forth between dimensions and shit like that. And yeah, the skin walkers is kind of a cool name to call them. Yeah, well, I've read many books on there's a place called Skinwalker Ranch in Utah, which anyway, so that's what Skinwalkers are.

Oh my God, I couldn't be more bored about that shit. This is so, it's so odd, interesting to me. It's made a poor shit. But this was, so I have another question for you though. This is an interesting clip. Play Track 19. And that's kind of a scary thought. Sure. If you can know what your memories are,

it can then know what your fears are. And is that a human ghost thing or is that something that only things that we're not human have the ability to do that are looking human or, you know, and see, I don't know. Of course you don't know. It's a fucking retarded question. Kevin, what would be a ghost that wasn't human what are what other things become ghosts? What are they talking what is this what are they talking about? I? I don't know I was hard for me to follow here an animal. I guess could be a ghost But they're talking about The in the context of this they're talking about how there are ghosts that will know we ought to read your thoughts and

Know your past memories and the fucking dummy asks So would that be like a human ghost or is it a non-human ghost? I'm like, what the fuck is it like a What was it a vampire die and become a vampire ghost like what the Humping me all know I Have no longer thirsty for blood, although I still get hard when I see it. Yes. I have a couple more things. How do you have any other clips you want to play?

Mostly just like corny jokes that the guy was saying. More corny jokes, right? That's pretty much what I had to the most part. Let's see. Special episode will be a very old version of us. Why did you say? Why did you say? Ghost, okay, episode's over.

That's gonna be how it will work. Okay. Aren't you excited? So every type gives him a zero response, like, okay. Yeah, it's just any type of like they're all like dad level jokes. You know, like I don't know even my dad would roll his eyes at this point. Yeah, terrible. So yeah, that's mostly it's my clips were really none of these stories because I was like not fascinated, but I was like,

oh, that's kind of cool. A lot of it was just this guy being a complete dummy. While speaking of being a dummy, play track 5, listen to what is, listen to how Tony reacts to his wife not knowing something. I don't remember anything specifically about the exhibit that was there at the Luxor. Okay. So I don't know. Interesting. Was that interesting? I don't know. Oh, interesting. Interesting. I was full of interest of interesting, not knowing something is not interesting. In broadcast school, you never have dead air. So I would, I had to say something. Right. Exactly. And then there's

a teaser at the beginning where they tease the stories that are coming up and we talked a little bit about the the human ghosts or non-human ghosts being able to read your thoughts and I just thought this was again it's a one the same vibe of the other things I thought were ridiculous but play track 3. Could a ghost you coming contact with actually know things about your past? Why not? If we're making this shit up, why not? Could a ghost enter your body and invite a bunch of his buddies over and have a fucking keger in your body? Sure! Why wouldn't they be able to? Who gives a fuck? It's all just made of horse shit. I just thought that was fucking great. Like, could you imagine going through life

and your scared of ghosts? And then you're listening to this, you're like, oh, and they know my past, you fuck! I'm Dracula Ghost. I know all about your past. You did not give the cheap trick tickets to your friends. So you no longer have the friends. I saw you joking off at the work bathroom in the stall.

Not once, but two, three three four. Then I saw they do were taking color number 20 for tickets to Van Halen. But you took color number 18. You are untruthful. So I think that pretty much does it for the clips that I pulled. When I listen to the show, the first time, and I just listen to it straight through, just try to get it understanding what's going on. I go back and I listen to it and I clip it. The first time I listen to it through, I was like, there's nothing in here

that I can even clip. And then when I went back and listened to it the second time, I was like, holy shit, I want to clip everything. It's all just nonsense. It's such a fucking horse shit. And there's people wasting their fucking time with us. Like Kevin, we could do this show anytime we want to do. We could just fucking make up bullshit stories that just like say ridiculous things and you know,

believe that they're true and then be like, yeah, well, Kevin, what do you think about these shadow people? Do you think shadow people still get erections? Do you think, and we can just fucking make up answers? It's just all fucking, it's all like make believe. Yeah, there's another podcast that I listened to that is so out there, like so ridiculous. Like it's like, you know, they do like lizard people and you know, like crazy conspiracies with like the Clintons and shit like it's it's all that stuff.

That's uh guys names uh Ike right or uh what's the guy it's a British guy who in the 90s or early 2000s he was like an ex soccer player and he started spreading these rumors that the lizard people are the um Illuminati. Right. spreading these rumors that the lizard people are the Illuminati. And yeah, like the Clintons and like all these families, like the Royal Family and Britain, they're all actually lizards. Yeah, talking about?

No, it's not the British guy. This is like a, I'm gonna say the name, I guess it doesn't really matter, but it's called the Higher Side. What? We make for the fucking podcast. That's a five-year word about saying the name of the podcast. It's called the higher side chats.

So it's THC, and I think the dude is like into weed or something like that, the host or whatever. Anyway, they have really crazy topics on there. They'll have stuff about like, you know, gene splicing and like the government, you know, creative as Zika virus to wipe out like that kind of shit. We were like, okay, that I could listen to because even if it's horse shit, there's like, there's things you can look into that are involved with real people and whatever. This is just made up stories that they're reading.

Yeah, yeah. Well, it's, I think it takes away a little bit. I understand the need for them to read the articles or the stories themselves, because people are bad at reading typically on the air. But it takes away some of it, because when you hear it read by a redneck with three teeth, you can kind of be like, well then you kind of be like,

all right, this is completely horseshit. Not that you don't think it's horseshit when he reads it, but it's like it lends it a little bit of credence because it's been read by a broadcaster. A lot of these other shows will take live call it well that live But you know they take call ins right and they're just As soon as these people open your mouth their mouths you know that they're bullshitting You know they're like whatever I've told last week. You know how I know that they're making shit up as soon as they start talking about ghosts I don't have to hear the fucking accent of this. Oh, God.

We're camping. Okay, this checks out. Okay, yeah, yeah, it was a clear night. You had a bonfire going. Okay, yeah, yeah. Oh, three people appeared out of nowhere and then disappeared. Okay, now you lost me. Now I know what you're thinking.

You're telling a story that actually fucking happens. Moving on. But you have these blabberless and I anymore, I suppose there are four skin walkers, four skin walkers, four skin walkers. So next week, we're going to take a week off. Yeah, Kevin is moving and I'm going to be out and about

out of town. So in two weeks we're going to get together and we're going to do this again. And I pulled a clip. I actually was turned on to the show by mine and Kevin's friend Dan, who's the biggest redneck that we know. So check out next week's teaser clip here. I think we you and I have to start with lending that happy feed is the draw. When I am not here this place is Epping Pact. When I am here no one shows and then when I walk in the room everyone climbs up and it is a goddamn mausoleum. When Oscars here there's double gun pointing and everybody's jacking each other off and doing the Chinese handcuffs on their uncircumcised penises.

What is going on, are they? I wake up, you were talking about the music bet thing and this show, I only listen to the first six or seven minutes, but it's the same thing, it's got this fucking banjo music playing in the background. So this is the big O and Duke's show. And this is another professional broadcast, like these guys used to have a radio show, and then shifted to a podcast. This episode that we pulled is called Unsubscribe. It's from June 3rd of 2016, and the interesting part about it is that apparently

they have a fucking meltdown. And this guy just tells everyone to unsubscribe and never wasn't the show anymore because it's terrible. So I thought that'd be kind of fun for us to check out. Did they do any podcast after this? Or did they really? They do. They they could wow

at the show, unfortunately. It'd be nice if it just fucking melted down. But according to our redneck friend Dan, it gets very awkward and uncomfortable. So I thought that would be and it seems like a pretty popular show. So the popular show is usually do better for us as as their fans are googling them. So I thought that would be a fun one to to do in a couple weeks. Cool. Yeah. And they have a it's a real show that they have a guest Wheeler Walker Jr. on this show that we're going to be listening to. And if you're not familiar with who that is, he's a a country artist who sings the most ridiculous songs You've ever heard and they're actually really funny. We were Walker Jr

Yeah, dude, check that out. I got a Google it So that'll be that'll be fun We were Walker Jr That's like the that's the most country name I've ever... That's the whole point. The guys do it a goof. So please, people, join us again in a couple of weeks because it might be the show where we find out once and for all Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. And now to show is called Right Now. I'm going to be a little bit more creative. I'm going to be a little bit more creative. I'm going to be a little bit more creative.

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