Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep210 - The Wild Pitch

Episode Date: June 14, 2020

Pat Oates makes his WATP debut (kinda) and immediately regrets it. We review a improv comedy style show that is both ill-conceived and poorly executed.  We also have the guys from Sh*tty Song of the Week on to discuss a podcast called sCumtown. And if I'm not mistaken, Stuttering John and Patrick Michael are discussed as well. FYI, yes I have a new mic. https://www.youtube.com/user/patoates Bonus episodes - http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So we'll have another bonus out there. So please join us on Patreon for five bucks a month, a lot of great content coming out. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five star review and iTunes and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called The Wild Pitch. This is a suggestion from the podcast hitman, Matt Lewinsky. Pat and I both listen to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by a guy named Derek Glasscock. And Derek is, he's got

all interesting voice, doesn't he? Voice that does not match the. You would think Derek Glasscock would be a guy luring you into a bang bus, but he is not. There is no one else in the bus. He is alone. Yeah. I have, this is an example of him talking. And this is the description of the show.

I think it's important to start off with that so that you understand the premise. The wild pitch is a podcast that explores creativity through the ancient art of the pitch. Myself and some other entrepreneury types come onto the show, and we pitch amazing ideas that are inspired by three random elements. The result is an absurd Shark Tank-esque comedy show. Bullshit!

There's nothing comedy about the show, but what they're attempting to do is to do an improv style show. For some reason, there's like a pitch involved, although it's kind of more just random nonsense and storytelling. I wasn't sure where the pitch part came from. Oh, the discreetant doesn't match the show at all. It's three people that get together and make up some fan. They're playing a word game. You give them three like mad lips and they're playing a game, but he tries to turn into shark tank. He's, yeah,

he's like Casey case some kind of voicing it up, which is real weird because his voice actually gets a little less nasally. He gets more excited. So he's doing that voice up at the beginning too. I didn't know what the show is. Yeah, the name that name up on an iTunes, there's 15 baseball podcasts with the same name before you get to his. Yeah, I could not find the show. I only found it through the link that Matt sent me because I couldn't find it through any of my podcast players. I was actually streaming it in my car like through a web browser. It's a. You know, when you want to check it out later, it's now called Wild Pitch 1985.

Yes, yes, so he has up to that. So on this podcast that you and I listened to this episode, and it's from a couple of years ago, 2018, he introduces the two guest hosts that he has and they come from very different places. Here's the first introduction. It's Brett from the Silver Screens and Politics Podcast. And here's the second introduction. It's's Brett from the Silver Screens and Politics Podcast. And here's the second introduction. It's Dominic from the Silver Screens and Politics Podcast.

Oh, so it's just two guys you just have co-hosts another podcast together. I mean a non-comedy podcast on this hilarious Shark Tank. Oh my gosh. I tried to listen to that show, so it's called Silver Screen and Politics. And there's plugs that they give at the ad next show. I'll probably, let me play that first because at the end, they start plugging their show and it just sounds like a terrible concept. If you want to listen to me on other podcasts, I am graced by Dominic over on Silver Screen in politics. What we do is we watch a film that has to do with a president or something big in US politics. And then we hash it out and determine if it's accurate,

if it's not accurate, if it's good, if it's bad, then it's usually bad. And I also do a show called Movie Go Round, which is the follow-up to Geek Cinema Society, which there you were on. I'll find them up, so to actually. And we have a great time on that. NOOOOO!

So the premise is, they watch a movie that features an American president or something and then they discuss whether it's accurate or not. It's a movie. Of course, it's not accurate. I mean, that's several movies of presidents have aliens coming down to attack you. It's like, right away, it's not. All accurate. Oh, shit.

That's the dumbest premise as I could think of. Do you like entertainment? Yeah, I like entertainment. Do you want to mix it with politics? No. I most certainly do not. How would we get unique? Let's make sure it's a thing no one gives a fuck about. Let's make sure that's it we cover. We do week. I think no one's ever. Netflix doesn't even have a genre for that.

President movies that didn't have that. Yeah, if you looked it up by Google it just says, doesn't even know genre for that president movies that didn't have that. Yeah, if you looked it up by Google it just says, did you mean something else? Cause we don't have any results for that. Can't mean this. Are you okay? Should I call out? You having a stroke? Right.

So the other part of the show, not only do that to come up with some kind of wild pitch about three random topics and work those topics in, but they also celebrate whatever the day is that is observance day. And I wasn't getting that. I'm happy you said it's an also because he said it's a shark tank and then they talked about this stupid fucking holiday that you would just Google and not care about. And he mentioned it. You could do a drinking game to when he said cream filled

chocolates. It was like 5,000 times in five minutes. And then I'm waiting for the pitch to be about chocolates. And it's not at all. It's not. Well, a couple of the guys worked the chocolates in a little bit. One guy, one fucking guy at the end. He kind of worked it in, but you couldn't, oh, and we'll talk about that later. Why you couldn't hear what he was saying. I'm impressed with your comprehension of the show, Pat. I was zoning in and out. You have this down. You're like, no, the second pitch definitely had the chalk. That's what the first and third did not. That's impressive. It took me, it took me four days to listen to a

50 minute podcast. I had to keep taking breaks. Like I was a marathon runner and you're throwing water at me and it keeps stopping. But I knew because I have been a victim of your wonderful podcast that I had to come in or I could not defend what I did before. So I had to come in and be the same asshole. You guys were to me. So I'm in so far so good This is them talking about these cream filled chocolates That is the the day that they're celebrating and I fucking hate improv Listen to this ass hat explain detail by detail him trying a charge I think this isn't real This isn't actually there. He's taking a chocolate and tasting it.

And now if you were to choose a favorite cream-filled chocolate, what would be your choice? Well, it just so happens that I have some chocolates right here up my sleeve. Nice. And I don't know what flavor they are, so I'm gonna have to taste test them. Let's see, I'm opening up the box,

and there's a bunch of chocolates in the box and I pick one chocolate right in the center and I put it in my mouth and I start chewing it. It's caramel, my favorite. What the fuck is wrong? Is he a child? We all know what you taste a chocolate out of a box of chocolates. You do not need to explain that to me. My theater of the mind can figure it out. And I hate the fact that I know it comes next. And he says, you know, caramel, my favorite.

And they go, is it really? He's like, I don't know. Um, he couldn't even stay in fucking character for the fake thing he liked. We had to go through the cow tail. The guy before that said he loved cow tails because they were chocolate and they said are they really chocolate? And he goes no.

The whole thing was just bullshit. They didn't. They say I contrary to myself when you did my podcast, but I'm way more on tune than they are. They go in and out of everything they've ever said. It's lying to us. They're lying where they are. They're lying with who they are.

It's awful. Yes. This show is bullshit, sums it up almost perfectly. I don't know that we need to go on, but we're going to anyway. Everything they say is just nonsense and they think they're witty and funny. And I don't know why this is a whole genre of podcasting

that's out there. We've heard it from shows like The Doe Boys, which is a big show. They do the same kind of thing Those tards up in Canada that started an Instagram page for us and spoofed us There's so many shows where kids just deadpan say ridiculous things and think that it's funny and it's not It's not witty. It's not interesting. It doesn't make any sense Do you have a clip that you want to play that maybe sums up the show or gives a good example of this?

Okay, well the witty knows the I, I made fun of the laugh track a lot, which we have to get into. Yeah, but you know what, let's go right to my number three that I gave you. Yeah. All right, here we go. David Bowie has multiple times a day. That might have been inter spliced with, you know, cocaine and heroin benches during certain parts of his life. But I still think even during those dark Berlin years he took time for first and second breakfast and a nice thing

of English tea. I would think so. What everyone to know there is no one there. There's no one there at all. This is the worst Laverne in the early soundtrack ever, but he doesn't even know how to use a laugh track. No, listen to that clip. There was a pause break for heroin. That's why he said heroin. It's nothing. It's not in it.

But there was no need for it. Every laugh he puts, he's so unfunny. He doesn't even put laughs at punchlines. Every clip I basically had you pick is putting laughs in the wrong spots. You don't even understand what is funny. He is that person who listens to watches cheers and only laughs when the laugh track laughs a cliff. Like he doesn't know to do it on his own. He needs the applause sign to tell him. It's insane. It ruined already boring enough. But the laughs distract you where you're like getting mad. What do I do? The laughs or

the fucking boring bullshit or they can't improv it's a battle of what you hate less yeah i have another example of this it's bizarre that they would put in this laugh track and just have it going on constantly with nothing to do with what's actually being said here's an example of a laugh coming in before the guy drops his punchline sure There's no way this is done with a reasonable budget. I think that Peter Jackson is making this with the kind of budget that he had when he was making the deadline. It's okay. And this is St. Claes in the 90s?

Sure. Sure. I actually couldn't hear the punchline because the laughter had already started and buried it. So that was Brat doing his little pitch. I want to just like that. If you go to number four I gave you. Yeah, let's buried it. So that was Brat doing his little pitch. Next up, I have one just like that. If you go to number four, I give you. Yeah, it's doing it. Dominic. It comes to you. When you got the elements, what led you to your

pitch and what do you got for us? Say, see, this was a boomer because this is little known, but I am actually even here what he said it was. Not far. This is, this is, uh, and they a little known, but I am actually- Even here what he said it was. Not far. This is it, this is it, and they go, ho ho ho. Yeah, they mixed him out of the episode. Dominic talks a little bit quieter than Brett did, and you can't hear what he's saying at all.

Here's an example of the shitty mix where you don't even know what he's saying. Is the opening party that opens the bookstore? Because Ivan's chocolate. How do you get people to a bookstore in 2018? That's what he was passionate about. It's print media. And who really reads it?

I'm just thinking that's the punchline. Imagine going to a bookstore. Oh my god, stop. Fuck it, stop. Funny, a bookstore. The left track makes it worse because it really amplifies how unfunny these guys are They do the stuff no favors with that obviously he's trying to bring energy to the pot I guess I get what he's doing your nerds talking about nerd movies and David Bowie

In some epic Lord of the Rings like shit that's for free play that in the background Well, that up so that sounds like the pitch you're all these dorks No, I'm not that yeah, but these are pitching this movie They would make that nobody would ever watch that isn't funny or real or anything It's insane. It's funny to find out those guys podcasts is all about movies that aren't real They can't even come up with a fake one on their own. Yeah, that's their thing about movies that aren't real. They can't even come up with a fake one on their own. Yeah, that's their sing. They're a sing that they do.

I got to back up a little bit. Let's talk about this. This is him introducing the elements that need to be a part of every patch. Can't collect 303 on Twitter gave us David Bowie in Middle-Earth and Mr. Randall gave us a book story. So we have been tasked with making some pitches and celebrating National Creepville Chocolate's Day. So, okay. So, basically what they're saying is,

you have to give a pitch that involves David Bowie, a bookstore and middle earth. And these guys are terrible at improv. Why are they making it more difficult on themselves? Not even, okay, just so everyone knows, the first eight minutes of this podcast, no laugh track. Right. I think to do it to two other people, it's him doing like this weird history channel version of Shockley Creams. It's for seven minutes and then they do a commercial of a podcast that sounds awful, but sounded better than the one I was listening to. And I was almost like, oh, I want to hear that lady talk about idioms. Maybe that's a better show.

Maybe I should go check out that one. And it comes back. And when it comes back, he just pretends they're in a Cadbury factory. And they somehow made all the workers be there and left. So everyone that listens to the laughs right now, you're supposed to think that's factory workers. I'm not trying to be a dick, but they all sound white. That doesn't sound like Mexican workers or Japanese workers.

So why would they be there? That's not, I was working in the Cadbury factory. That's a very, that's a very white audience, I agree. Super white 1950s leave at the beaver audience laughing at this bullshit. It's not, it's a Cadbury factory. Those are illegal people in there. Yeah, it was sound more like even at the Apollo if it was actually workers from the factory. Here is them discussing this and setting this up.

And the employees for the Cadbury cream filled chocolate factory, they're on the lunch break, so I invited them to come on in and sit in during their pictures. You guys ready for some fun? And that was like fine, you want to introduce this element to it, and then it just shits up for the next 35 minutes of the show where I just have to listen to this ridiculous noise that's mixed way too hot. I don't understand why this guy thought

he should mix it louder than the people who are talking unless he's embarrassed about what the people were saying when they were talking, which is very possible. Exactly. You got a carl. I'm not going to understand. I think I just really want to cover up on show. But here's the thing, during this whole like 20 minutes or 25 minutes of Laft track part that he plays a lot because believe me, we switched it off to something else when he

talks, which is even funnier. But when they get to the Laft, there are times where the crowd is cheering. I didn't he choose that for when he introduced why would they applaud themselves? They wouldn't cheer. They would have cheered. Yay, we have lunch. We get a lunch break of nerds. And like you said, if you see a pilot, you're like, oh shit, it's Frodo, motherfucker. I have something yelled out there so they can get involved in this more. Just applauding. If I was working in a factory and I got a lunch break and they made me watch this dork and his friends talk about dumb movie I would quit my fucking job and move back to my thermal country

By the way, this is a weird time to bring this up But we're actually broadcasting from an elementary school today, and I just want to thank everybody for me here Oh, thanks, man. Sorry, that quiet down. So you mentioned before this that they promote another podcast. You're like, fuck it, rather listen to that. This is him going to the break. So before we get on to the good stuff,

we're going to take a quick break. And when we come back, we will be inside the wild pitches mobile pitch pit. And we're going to see what types of things that we've all come up with. Back in just a minute. So this is what you were talking about where they're pretending to be somewhere.

They're in the wild pitches mobile pitch pits, which is so convoluted, like, whatever it is. Whatever you want to pretend is happening. Just pretend it's happening. I don't have to totally explain. It's fine. And then this is the podcast that's promoted after that. This is Briske from the Turner Frazes podcast.

Turner Frazes podcast. Turner Frazes is a show all about exploring the origins and history of idioms, metaphors, superstitions, old wives' tales, and more. New episodes come out every Monday, so come along with me as we turn some phrases. Well, that's retarded. That sounds like the stupidest... I want another website, Turner Frazes, on the About page. My name is Briske. I want the left side. Turn the phrases on the about page. My name is brisky. I'm a southerner who loves telling stories. I use words to

entertain and sight laughter and make people think I doubt it. I don't have to fucking listen to this. No, I was kind of like, let's check out brisky. I was actually thinking brisky might be with a little more fun. At least the idioms might make sense. It might clear my mind of what the fuck I just listened to. Well, you know, says at one point they're from parts unknown and they can't tell you then the rest of the time tell you they're in Illinois. He makes no sense the entire time in a mobile pit, but they're always in the same spot. They're trying they're trying so hard to be funny and it comes off as very depressing and desperate. Later on in the show, they have to take another break. I love these podcasts. We got to take a break right now.

It's like, you don't have sponsors or advertisers. Just promote the other person's show because of shit. I think what's happening is he's like, I'm thinking about killing myself. So I'm going to take a break and call a hotline. Now they back in five minutes. So he calls up and they go, don't kill yourself. We're listening to your podcasting. Okay, and he goes back to chocolates. So I thought that that turn of phrases show sound as ridiculous, but then they won up to it with this next show that they promote. This is unbelievable. We're the vocal fries. I'm Carrie and I'm Megan and we have a podcast about linguistic discrimination. We talk about language, not being a jerk, not judging people for the way that they speak,

and we try to have a good time. Linguistic discrimination! I'll show you the vocal fries house that's out of my radar. It's unbelievable. You say you try to have a good time. That's the worst time. Like we don't even know how to have a good time.

We're trying, but we don't know how. We get mad at people because they unconsciously discriminate people based on the way they talk. Like, oh, that sounds like a really good time. Can't wait to listen to that. Week the end word. Like, all right, I'm in the listen. So, getting back to the show, this is Brett's pitch.

Now, these guys had time to come up with an idea with these three elements that they had to work in and try to figure out what they were going to say. Brett's pitch, I'll only just play, this sums up, and by the way, it goes on for 20 minutes, but this sums up his pitch. Now instead of having Frodo as the main character of this new Lord of the Rings movie, it's David Bowie dropped into Middle Earth via some sort of magic from present day. So he just happens to be there. So like half the movie is just quips about him not fully understanding where he is or what is going on.

So this is Patrick Michael level of creativity. The guy says, give me a pitch for something that involves David Bowie a bookstore in Middle Earth and he says, okay, David Bowie talks to Peter Jackson in a bookstore and then gets himself casted in Lord of the Rings. Like, that's the most obvious thing you could possibly say. Like, how is that creative at all? It's so stupid. The thing they did, it was not created,

it was just, that guy's pitch, if it was three minutes long, not have been bad. Because he tried it, he got silly. He added Billy the Williams. He added Warwick Davis, which is a fun midget reference. He's like fourth best midget actor. That's a good move. He's uppercut. So he had his research down for midget, but like he would get it, but get in there and do that. I mean, he would, he would get it going on, but like he did it in three minutes. It would have been funny, but he dragged it on and repeated it and repeated it, and then they would try to add in, but instead of like, yes, ending him,

like improv should, they just repeated what he said and then went now, and then he had to keep going, and it was just too long. And I have an example of this because, right, he got everything out that he wanted to get out, and they just wanted to keep talking about it. So they try to make him riff and this guy cannot riff. I was assuming Warwick plays some goblins. Maybe there's an e-walk in there that's kind of in there at ET and episode 2 with that of the clones. Why not? Yeah, there's some cameos in there, I think. Sure.

He said sure a lot and I think. Like this is your idea, asshole. He said sure a lot, and I think, like, this is your idea, asshole. It's whatever you want it to be. He's like, I don't know. Sure, there's like, cameo. I don't know. I'm not sure about that. Here's the part, like, you and I keep saying it's improv,

but they're pitching it as Shark Tank. Now, on Shark Tank, people come there with a fucking game plan. They've rehearsed it. They're trying to sell their lives to make money that pitch it to these geniuses. Now, hey, they're not pitching to the genius, they're pitching to each other. B, they shouldn't be improvving. And then they write this down. Why did they make up a movie in Haven't Written? So it made sense. Yeah, just going, I think I don't know. I'm sure means he really is just making it up. Like, it's the whole thing.

It's cards against humanity, but you know the fucking cards already asshole, and they're not fun cards. Just fucking work on it. I-I hope- One of the things I struggle with-with this show is how are we going to explain this to people, because it's unfathomable how stupid of a premise this is and how poorly executed it is. I hope that we're doing a good job of demonstrating that right now on W-A-T-P, because

it's hard to explain What the fuck they're going for on this show? I almost thought like I was like Carl's gonna make us play the entire thing for people first because there's no way to explain We're gonna have to listen to it again. I hope it doesn't happen We're at the go through each line because it really is it makes no sense and it you think oh, they're gonna go in this direction They don't they just stay in this boring lane. Actually, real quick, my number two clip is the one time that the person, somebody told the joke and he didn't put the last record.

That's even a word. Sorry, I was there. So when the reviews come out, this is going to be basically called the man who fell to earth, meat slaughtered the rings, and a romantic round con. I think people are going to go see it based on the ensemble cast. By that I mean the four people who play all the roles. Uh. Get any part, the guy wasn't a good joke.

Right. He said it's gonna be this, it needs a round-con. That's where you can go, heh heh. Nor is it completely, he's stone-faced the fuck out of the guy. The other guy comes in and says the word ensemble and he goes, I don't get to funny word and he hits the laugh button. It's like, it's not funny, it's ensemble. It's just a fucking word.

Why is there laughing for it? The other guy tried his best, funny, but he tried to make a joke where he goes, romcom, give him the chuckle. That's the one fucking chuckle you could have got for real. Well, there's also this brilliant joke that comes up later in the show. So you're building a structure just for real. Well, there's also this brilliant joke that comes up later in the show. So you're building a structure just for this. Now, Dixinalinoi actually is known for

there is a building. I believe it was the school that was built and if you look at the school from Google Earth, it is in the shape of a flash of penis. Is your bookstore in the shape of genitalia? I'm not gonna say that exactly. That took a long time to get to that. Now I want to break down this joke. This is actually the host Derek Laskock who I'm sure does all the post-production. You saw all the big laughs came from his stuff right there. He goes, all right, so you're gonna have a building in Dixon Illinois. Did you know that there's another building in Dixon, Illinois? That some people say if you look at it zoomed out from Google Earth is shaped like Genetilia. My question to you now based on this knowledge I've just given you, is this building you are

going to build going to be shaped like a penis answer to the question? What the fuck are you talking about? The second he said the name, Dixie, he just go, and it looks like a plastic piece, penis, okay boom, we got it. Why joke? You did a dick joke. Then he gave, he was so excited

that he kind of sort of formed a joke that he did, that the laugh had a, a, a, a thing clap. Not just, he, there's some applause in there. He waited for the building golf clap where they're calling For his picture building golf clap So Derek goes on to do his pitch and He's what was he I'm not gonna say what it is yet Carlin was he thinking is what we're talking about is bad Joyce he makes for himself

He he must say no masochistic to the point. Why would you do this to yourself when you're already the most boring person in the world I don't get what he is when he does here and again when you hear what we're about to reveal Listen to how wow today is in the mix And again, when you hear what we're about to reveal, listen to how loud it is in the mix. Listen to this for 15 minutes straight. It's so obnoxious. It doesn't make any sense to me. And it would cut out. It's 15 minutes.

I know. You're about to hear. I know. And you don't have to amplify the fact that you are not an interesting person. But anyway, here's the first clip. As he's cleaning up the store and boxing up book after book, there was a hurried knock at the front door and PIP got up to see what was the commotion. There was a courier at the front with a package and he said it was for PIP and no signature

was needed. He just had a hand in the package. As PIP took ownership, a shiver went down his spine. He was so distracted he didn't even notice that the courier ran off because there was no return address on the package and was wrapped in a plain brown paper. The last time he had a plain brown package delivered his college friends had played a prank on him and he'd receive a rather large parcel of oversized sex toys that happened to arrive on parents' weekend. But that's another story of the cover. I'm sorry that that was such a long clip. But I said to you one that's even a little longer,

I feel bad. I don't want to do it to these people. Yeah. I know you said that's two minutes long of this nonsense. This is my only reason I sent it. We don't even have to play. We want to make the people feel okay. And the first two, at least the other two would interact. In this one, don't interact. They all, but they do caught, make noises. Yeah. They can't handle it. Like they're the fun. All of a sudden, they're the cool kids like they were not but they Compared to him they're the cool kids are just I can't believe this fucker still talk plays

Get listen here's the joke The whole way did with glass cock and when you're done and play the crickets it'd be funny if nobody left a Reacted at the end a two second cricket, it'd be funny. Play a cricket soundtrack for 15 fucking, you don't make that. He had to build that on a loop. Yeah. I mean, fucking minutes. I love sound.

They only make it like 30 seconds, because who would play it that unless you're a cricket trying to fuck another cricket, why would you need that there? It's like his voice, his voice is a small dick in the cricket the crickets like his mom also in the room. You're not getting late twice, dude. You're rooting you, okay? I'm with this shit. You're destroying what could be not a good show, but way better than the overthinking the sound board he has. So I was so frustrated with the laugh track and the constant applause and laughter and then it switches to the crickets which just goes like you said consistently all the way through. Derek is obviously reading his pitch because he's stumbling over words he doesn't know

what's going on and then after he goes through 10 minutes of this he falls on his face completely. So my pitch today is for the Dark Comedy Supernatural Crime Thriller show that features a man who solves crimes and mysteries with the help of dead authors and it's called the dead author Books or boy The title here. It's called something and I'll fill that in I guess Wow, if this is Shark Tank that he just showed up and they said what's the name of your prize is oh? just showed up and they said, what's the name of your prize? It's like, oh, uh, uh,

and it's a big. Oh, shit. What a, it was an improv person. He could have just said dead poet society. And it would have been funny that he stole a name for his thing. Right. Dead poet society too. Robin Williams is, yeah, something.

But now instead, he's like, dead. Um, I don't, it's your show, dick. It dead. I don't it's your show dick. It's not like you like one of the other two who just like like showed up and they were like, we don't want to do this Derek. We don't like you. Why do you still have our number? Come on man, please just help me out. Please and then he do it.

It's his fucking show. He knows the show. How does he not have the name of his bitch for the wild? It's not even what what's wild about this. It's a while that they think this is good. his pitch for the wild. It's not even what's wild about this. It's a wild that they think this is good. The girl's going wild, it's not wild. There's nothing wild.

It's mild pitch, emmo. It's a very bland pitch. Pat, I love that you're trying to punch up his jokes for him. Like you're offering actual advice. Dude, this is the way you can do to make this fun here. He's so far gone. We're not going to be on a punch tonight want you and I to get invited on the show Carl I want to be in the wild pitch room and I want you and I to fuck

Holy shit that he amazing. I mean the fact that they can just sit there and not laugh once for 50 minutes I think I could pull that off. I think if I were on the show I think I'd be able to pull that one up I'll keep doing crowd work to the audience that isn't there. So another thing that you know that they're nerds is because you just heard Derek fell on his face so hard He didn't even write down the title of the show that he's pitching to Netflix But the other guys feel bad for him and have to encourage him now Pat You or I would have jumped all over that like we fucking retarded right down the title of the show you're pitching. Would you have more out?

These guys instead are very kind. To be blunt, I feel like this is the direction Netflix would go in. Uh-huh. They're experimenting now. They're in their experimental phase. And I think that this would be perfect for that. What kind of commentary is that? Hey, you did a good job, buddy. Hey, buddy, yeah, that's a pretty funny thing good job

Must bar they must borrow his equipment. I was gas Must be something where they need Derek must be like he's like that bring her show guy for comedy Where he's like he gets you to come man He's like if you pay me at all this money. I'll put you on a show I think he's got some weird very boring comedy network that he puts them on and makes them pay to play because they don't understand they can buy their own equipment. There's got to be something right there. There's got to be a read. It's not pictures of their mom because I'm pretty sure those guys have pictures of their mom too. There's something there where he's got to over them or they're like we

need to kiss his ass. Like we have to kiss the glass cock. Like we sure that we take care of him. Yes, rub the glass cock because his feelings get hurt very easily. This is a terrible thing to add into a pitch when you're pitching a TV show. But it's, it's really episodic in nature because it'll be like a crime of the week. Sort of thing or a mystery of the week and he has to eat a candy. It almost like a, remember, my name is Earl, where he had a list and he had to go off the list and saw these people's problems to feel like a better person, whatever. If you're pitching a TV show, never say it's kind of like my name is Earl.

Like that's just never be part of your pitch when pitching a television show. And I loved, I'm going to zoom in on this. The clip I just played at the very end, he loses confidence. He's getting nothing from the co-hosts. And he loses confidence, I'm just gonna play that end of that clip real quick. And he had to go off the list and saw these people's problems

to feel like a better person, whatever. Or whatever. Whatever. I always love zooming in on things like that because the guy's like, yeah, this is what it is. It's a show, it's episodic. And what happens is every episode you do this and then it's like, I don't know, or whatever.

Oops. He's very, he's very Napoleon Dynamite's brother. You know what I mean? I don't know. Okay. Hi. He just, like, gives up halfway through his speaking. It's, I don't get that show.

He's trying to cram things in with the can. It's, he's being so hard, but not trying it all. If you can do at the same time, it's just I don't, I don't know, I was frustrated these days. Just so we keep saying this, in case people are listening to different parts of this podcast, Earl is not playing the crickets, okay? Right. He's part of their show because knowing you're showing, oh, Carl playing cricket. No, no, no, that guy did that to himself on purpose. I'm not getting these terrible effects for once. He played epic Avengers like music in the background. You could almost buy into the

pitch. Something that would build it up. So anything better than crickets. It's like, it's the, it's the sound of throwing tomatoes. Why would you do this to yourself? It means you suck. Why are you doing it for 50 minutes out of your 50 minute show? But like, like you said, if it's self-defacing and you want to make fun of yourself, you throw it in one time. And at the very end, everyone gets a little chuckle. Oh, move on. Come on on if he just said or whatever. And then it was silent and then cricket for 30 seconds.

You'd laugh. You'd laugh your ass off. Because they only shitty. He knows he fucked up. Some crickets. That's funny. Stan, he just crickets the entire time. Why can't he have the left track?

So after you hear all of this, Derek decides that he's going to plug the other things that he's doing, because imagine spending 47 minutes listening to these ass hats, not be funny and waste your time, and then you're wondering, where else can I go to listen to them? Now let's say if you want more of me, and honestly why wouldn't you, you can find me on Twitter at Derek, the number nine, and then the word nine. I'm also on another podcast with my friend, and friend of the number nine, and then the word nine. I'm also on another podcast with my friend and friend of the show Keith,

and it's called the pop up film cast. And what we try to do is we try to create many pop up film festivals and they're based around the theme. And those new episodes are every Tuesday. So I had to go check out this pop up film cast because like he said, why wouldn't I want to get more of Derek in my life? I went ahead and listened to the most recent episode, which is just a couple of weeks

ago. They put it out. And this is how the show starts off between the host and Derek who's more of the sidekick. Anyhow, as always joining me, he is the co-host with the most. He's the hardest working man in podcasting. He's also the host of the wild pitch 1985. Derek Lascaque, welcome back to the show, sir. Ding dong, Keith.

Ding dong. Yep, ding dong. Okay, okay. I don't know why it sounded very weird there for a second. I wasn't sure exactly what you said. Ding dong. All right, ding dong. All right, you're at the door. Come on in. Come on in, sir. This guy is

autistic. Oh my lord. Oh my god. That couldn't be listened to that podcast. Oh my god. I would love that. Are you kidding me? That's the greatest. I was that other shit. He's ding dong. And I fucking fuck. I love the other guy. What is the other guy? I fucking with them? Yeah, what did you say? I said dig dog I thought that's what you said, but why would you say that? What I hear in his voice like the host with the most and he knew he had the least he knew he didn't have the most He's like I'm gonna say this cuz it's I wrote it as fucked up. You're not the most at all No, I'm a I'm a vampire. He's like, fuck you, you're getting here. You little bitch. It's like, I like that dynamic way better. I just want to point out because it sounds like

we're making fun of retarded 15 year old. This guy is married and has children. I went to his Twitter account. I think the first thing he lists is, is husband and father before podcast or thank God. But this also be clear, on defending all retarded married 15 year olds, it's funnier than he is, okay? They might have kids and all that because I don't think there's an age limit on getting retarded married. You can do it whenever you want. And they can have all the kids they like retarded married 15 year olds would still have a better podcast. I would listen to that one. Ding dong! And again. Ha ha ha. All right, so, near the end of the show,

they wanna tease the next episode, because you just heard how amazing these guys are with a premise and some rules around it. So what's gonna happen next week? All right, so we have weightlifting, a supermarket, and sticky notes. That is what we'll be doing. And now I have one more thing for you guys.

Fuckin' thing sucks! I was like, oh no, this is gonna be terrible. And then he goes ahead and teases it again. Make sure to come back in two weeks to see what kind of crazy we come up with for weightlifting, a supermarket, and sticky notes. This episode could be hard to listen to. I don't know why he thinks anyone would want to tune in for that.

They didn't do a great job with the whole David Bowie bookstore and Middle Earth. I don't think they're gonna make post it notes funny. And the fact that he thinks that those three things, the three carriages he already draws that he makes are the thing you come back for. I would live, I don't know what it is, I might listen. Three crazy scenarios coming next, we can find out what if you're really going to do this show live, what, Carl, if you and I were in a room and you had a hat and you and I had to draw things out of it

and make something funny out of it, we would laugh at the fact, oh shit, I got this card. The fact that they know two weeks in advance, it's the three most unfunny things ever. Wait, lift things, sticky notes, learn a fuck other than you said was. Rob, you're shopping or something. Never gonna fuck you. Right, and the reason why I pass is because they can't do that, they have to write their stories down. They literally get the information weeks ahead of time and then spend weeks putting together these nonsensical stories that are uninteresting, unfunny, uncreative, and that's what

they bring as the content of the show. I wanted to believe you with that and think they really do write it down. I was thinking that until the part where Escoch fucking does the part where he goes, oh no whatever. Like, he didn't write it either. He forgot the finish over book his pitch it's the pitch of his life it's his jerk big pitch the salad show the Netflix in a crime episodic drama and he can't even finish it yeah this guy is a failure and the sad thing is is he thinks he's a creative this is his sign off to the show this this pisses me off. Let me remind you that creativity is the power to connect the seemingly unconnected. No, it's not!

Connecting things that are unconnected is not creative in any way. Just because you're riffing about nonsensical bullshit doesn't make you creative. You're actually quite the opposite of creative. Yes, you don't get it, Carl, because you're not creative like him. You don't understand. He colors outside the lines. Watch out, guys. There's nothing creative about this show.

Every aspect is stolen. It's cards against humanity. It's fucking shark tank. And it's named after a baseball show. There's nothing creative about it. And you know, the creatives that you pretended that white people work at a factory. That was the only thing creative at all.

And the entire thing. All right, so I went ahead and listened to an earlier episode because I'm like, do they have this laugh track now? It's a little weird. A little weird? Yeah, I went listen to it from their first year. This is the first episode. I went later, I could never go earlier.

So I wanted to go back in time and say, did they always have this laugh track and all this nonsense going on? They don't. I think it was just the episode of The Wheel Listen, too. They introduced that for some reason. But I did pull this one clip because this is Derek again with two other co-hosts

and epically failing at introducing a note. This is right out of the gate of the show. I actually have notes written down so that I don't call you the wrong name or something, Pat. You wanna know what you're gonna say when you introduce people. This is-

And three pages of notes on this shit podcast that you made me listen to. To make sure that we do a good job on it so we can call a clip. You and I went back and forth. I said you, hey, I want to do these clips. You pulled it. You told me you're a number. We did more work listening than they did making. Correct. And this is proof of that. Listen to a trip right out of the gate on his own show.

Like I said, I invite three, I don't invite three anything. Like I said, I invite some friends to come on to the show. So let's get straight to those friends. To my virtual right, I forgot to ask for an introduction for them. So I will make one up on the fly. He is a guy, he's a podcaster, and his thing can be your thing, he is Phil. Yeah. Well, are you dumb? Super dumb. Again, at the crows you're always points to something he's on the show. It's your show, you fucked up, stopped the tape, right down to the introduction, asked

them how you want them to be introduced, and then started up again. You're not in front of a live audience. You don't have to put that on the internet for us to make fun of. If you ever heard of Joe Rogan, he makes up a separate intro at the beginning. Most other people do it. If you forgot to do an intro, you can make one up, but here's an intro. I mean, do it on the fly. He's a guy. The guy is the first thing he thought of on the fly. He's a guy the guy is the first he thought of on the fly He's a guy named Phil On the fly those are just two things. He's a guy. He's Phil Even in Trump. Here's three people. I didn't even invite them. They fucking broke in what are you talking about you had to invite them

Just be there. I think why I think why he fucked that up He goes I always invite three people and he goes wait no, I don't do that. It's because he's the third person There are three people, but he's the he didn't invite himself. That's how stupid this guy is So it's a loser is I didn't even invite me All right, does anything else you have on the board here, Pat, that we need to listen to? Oh, the anything else that we've covered basically. Basically, it's all the same things. The weird applause breaks the laughs when there shouldn't be laughs.

I said, like, you went backwards. I did go forwards. I didn't pull a clip for it. But listening to the release one from this last month in May, sounds better. I'm not saying the show's better. He got his sound better more. There's no laugh track. He's fine. Like I said, now it's supposed to be like nice. I don't really get the concept of kind of being still the pitch. It's impossible

to find it. I had to like, like I said, I had to search a bunch of different names. So I found a non baseball one. At least he did drop the laugh track, which I'm very happy with. All right. So so he's learning, even though you were trying to help him out with that, he's already picked up on some of these things on his own. That's a big. Thank God. Thank you. I mean, he's still doing it two years later.

I mean, guys got resolved. I hate that everybody thinks they can do a comedy podcast. These guys wouldn't be funny if they're getting raped by a clown with a balloon animal. There is nothing funny about these guys or anything they have to say. I don't even think the clown would do it. I think the crown would get too sad about why there's life was. You know, I'm not raving him this balloon. It's not fair to the balloon anymore.

Me. They don't, that worthy of the clown balloon rape. Chris the producer who's over here sent me a clip from the show, because he lessoned do it as well. And the guy gets a little bit hip hop at the end So hit that subscribe button yo Yeah, I forgot about that. I almost sent you that Yo, you say yo, that's like we know that's like we'd white like the white people right now

They're yelling black lives matter. That's what they sound like like yeah, but the black screen up yo Like that's what they're doing. It's's just like hey just be yourself and support people. You don't pretend you're black there Derek glass cock You're okay MC glass cock don't tell me you yo Oh, yo, thank you for listening to that show Pat. I apologize again for making you do that that one was that one was rough Thanks for nothing Matt Lewinsky first suggesting. Thanks for nothing, Matt Lewinsky, for suggesting. Oh, thank you, Matt Lewinsky. Thank you, Carl. I learned. Here's the thing. When you guys broke me down and destroyed everything, I don't know if you listened to my podcast. I don't know if you listened to my podcast since, but I took notes. I literally did because you guys took time.

I worked on things. I've changed it. It made sense. It was a good, those are reality that I got right there. And I was very happy to do that. Pedals as a W-A-T-P success story, everybody. I listened. It went well. It's like, it's fine. I talked to Kumi about it. And he was, he was even like, wow, I give you credit. I would be pissed. I'm like, no! Well, that's why I had to have you on the show because you're one of the, the good guys who actually get it and are in on the joke. And you've've promoted that we busted your balls on Kumi on a couple other shows. So totally appreciate that.

Yeah, a lot more followers because people, I got messages. Hey, it's not as bad as they were saying. I like what you're doing. Keep it up. I mean, those are probably like sad, Derek Laskock's, but whatever. I got one of my people as of that show. And I'll take, I'll take the pity pity fuck any day. Thank you. Well, we have to get to another segment on WATP. And this segment is known as the... Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week.

We got a bunch of submissions this week. So we're actually gonna play two cringes of the week. This is a show called, hey, how's it going podcast? Did you have a hard time in high school? No, I didn't have a hard time. It's not like I was a poll leader something I just didn't talk like talking to people I'd go to school and Just go home as soon as possible It's right. Yeah, I did hate school, but it's not just school itself having school work and academics and stuff. I didn't like. Sorry, something sent me a message about the show and I was like reading it when I shouldn't

event. I apologize. They love it. No, well, here's what he said. He said, yeah, I don't. He said, yeah, man, I'm totally down to for one, assuming I'm, you know, an episode. Let's set up a date and time and he also said, I like how real you are on there. So I'm game, which I don't know who this person is. There's so much wrong with that clip. The guy asks the other guy a question, I assume, is some type of interview style show and immediately tunes out and starts staring at his phone as the guys answering the question. Like the guy sounded like he was about to kill himself.

Like he's like, yes, school was terrible. It wasn't the academic. He was going to tell us that the lacrosse team butt-fraped him with a stick or something. We're about to get that. And then he goes, Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not paying attention to you. You're all your hopes and dreams shattered life. He's enough.

I got this message. I can't even better than you. Pat, unfortunately you're cutting out a little bit there, buddy. You're ranting it's breaking the internet. Oh, sorry. No, I don't know. I don't know.

It's your fault or my fault, but. All right, so that one came over from Jalen Skivner. I have another cringe of the week. And this is a show called The Frick Show with fly and Brian. This is submitted by Jackie Marlow. Stuttering John was out as a guest on this show. And this is like a radio show, I assume,

because he cuts out his internet sucks, as it usually does. He cuts out. And instead of these guys saying, wait, what did you say or what was that, they erupt and laughter pretending that they heard what he said. Well, we all know that you didn't hear what he said. But, but no, it's so crazy. I mean, like, cheer that Madonna got COVID, you know, you know, COVID-19, but don't worry

because the virus is going to be okay. I love it. That's right. Have you seen Madonna lately? Oh, boy. Oh, I love it. I love it. That's right. Have you seen Madonna lately? Oh boy. Fly in Brian dude. Oh, man. All right.

So this something really interesting happened this past week. I got a note from Brandon F from shitty song of the week podcast. Brandon's been on our show before. And he said me this. No, he's like, there's this guy. He was a podcast and we have to talk about him because he's scamming podcasters. We have an interesting story about it.

So I said, all right, sure, why don't you come on this week. Let me know what episodes we're gonna be talking about and reviewing and he sent me over the list of episodes and one of them was called Pat Oats is gay. That's a call. Oh shit, what is going on? I'm gonna have Pat Oats on this weekend. It couldn't have been more of a coincidence. So I'm gonna pop panels on this weekend. It couldn't have been more of a coincidence So I'm gonna pop on Brandon and red the co-host of shitty song of the week

All right, you guys there Awesome, so thanks guys You guys gonna give me some background on this night named scumbag Vinny beetle you guys gonna give me some background on this night named scumbag Vinny beetle. He is the comedian from Connecticut where I'm from he's been doing comedy for 12 years and he's, and most people don't deal with because he's been known to run, but he owns who he is, to scumbag Vinny, which by the way takes from hometown podcast because he was a guest on their one set. He just put a S in front of it. He uses their same logo and everything. Exactly. Basically, just trying to like live through their thing and going at, he actually got

mad at me, Carl. You know, I did a show on compound called POS because my name patto, it's also piece of shit. Yeah. Yeah, mad at me. I think on this, but I didn't listen to the episode. He got mad at me saying I stole his idea because I'm trying to be a piece of shit like he's a scumbag.

You know, my show's not about me being a piece of shit. It's about other people even listen to the show. I actually have that clip Pat. Yeah, I heard that. I listen to that. I was so. And I what number are we looking at, Brad? Well, I got a few things on patto since we're going to get started on poem clips. But number six is a he's got this guy. Jim Sharky on his. I'm sure he's another guy I've known for a long time. Who's a good dude? He just, maybe on a podcast. I've heard he kind of defend me a little bit

in the always, but I get it. Two guys on a podcast. One guy's being asked, hold the other one wants to jump in. I'm so good dude. He was just trying to hang with it as far as I know. I didn't hear it, but I've heard about it. Oh yeah, well, for the most part, Jim does really, he doesn't really shit on you all that much. Vinnie's the one who's got problems with your pat and I've got a

few clips that go into that but number six is what really starts that off and he's got he's got real hot take on what it is that you're up to recently so Carl wants you go ahead. Fuck Stavros you can pay me to be on a fucking Stavros kid. Hey what do you think about Pat Oats? Are you a Pat Oats guy? Bro, Pat Oats is losing his fucking mind. Have you seen him doing his kids' books and shit? Ha ha ha. All right, well, for the benefit of your listeners

who may be listening outside of etiquette, Pat Oats has gotten a kinetic hit who arguably is one of the more known comics he used to work in a comedy club. So you could make the argument. You worked that a few. You worked that a few argument you worked that a few I'm gonna feel

he discovered I'm gonna guess he doesn't have the following on TikTok that you do I mean just say that that's a fact yeah I mean that's not gonna be well I I don't know man I mean everybody's kind of going crazy at home but Pat is making kids books and I don't know man, he's going fucking nuts. Brilliant podcasting. Yes. Be clear, so I don't want to know if I'm losing my mind.

This COVID first started. My kids who are teenagers were like, hey, be funny if you were on TikTok. So at a joke with them, yeah, a 40-fever old guy, I did dumb characters. We were all, I lost all my stage time, I had a 40-fif-a-roll guy. I did dumb characters. We were all I lost all my stage time I had nothing going on so I put on dumbwigs and stupid stuff in pretend I was this Indian guy whose parents lost their casino and I had to make my money reading children stories So I'm a high Indian reading a children's story It's obviously a joke thing on my YouTube and TikTok Because I lose my mind a little. Yeah, but it was

I was doing for comedy Obviously, I think you're admitting that you lost your mind. That's what I discerned. I was. I did lose my mind before I realized how I could build a Patreon and work on the podcast. I was trying to make every dumb thing of content to get people's attention when they're all sitting home.

So yeah, I put upon a Pocahontas wig and I pretend that I was reading. I was trying to do dumb sketch characters. I'm not a sketch guy. It was, but yeah, it's just as bad as things are on the come down. Right before that clip started, those are shitting on a comic who travels the country. Stavros saying they'd never work with him. I'd fucking open for him and a goddamn heartbeat. I saw Stavros when he came to Rochester. He's fucking hilarious. It was one of the funniest things on come down. That podcast is one of the funniest ones out there. I wasn't in weekly. It's hysterical. The shit on that guy is crazy. So I

glossed over this. But yeah, this podcast that we're talking about is called Scumtown. And it does. It's meant to look like Compton. This guy's claimed to fame that he was on that show once. Can anyone explain to me how this guy got booked on Compton? For some reason, he is the manager of BAM Marjera. And he decided some people were trying to get BAM to go on to Comtown. So Vinny decided to ride those co-tails and hop on there with BAM, claiming that BAM needed him to be on there for emotional support wherever the fuck it was. And the episode of Comtown with BAMI is fucking horrible. It's a shit

show mess. It's not even funny. And Vinnie was deemed the worst guest to ever appear on that show. And it took a little while. They gave him a chance to come back on the show. And it wasn't funny again. And he made an attempt to or said that he was going to dox Nick Moin. And because of that, they decided to ban him from the show all together. Yeah, I think it's become a running joke now that he is the worst guest to ever be out that show. I think that.

And Vinnie, what Vinnie does is whenever anything like that happens to Vinnie, he embraces it in a weird Don King way and spins it to make it so he seems like he's doing well with it. Like, I am the most notorious guest as he takes it on and spins it to make it so he seems like he's doing well with it. Like I am the most notorious guest as he takes it on and does it. Now, not only him, Arty Lang, Bamajera, there's a bunch of, TJ Miller, a bunch of comics he has taken advantage of when they're in tougher times and you get them to come through shows and then he would try to run a big door, get other young comics, invest money and pay them.

So, Bam was going to go out and start doing shows. He met bam's like agency or management in Vince. So he can teach bam how to be comfortable on stage. And it took advantage of bam so he could get on stage. Steve Oh, I've seen the text. Steve Oh, his message Vinnie many times and said, stop killing my friend. Stop putting them out there or I'll make sure you don't work anywhere. People are very mad at him.

Many shows have talked about Vinnie doing this. So that's how he gets on. He takes advantage of these people in dark times to make money off them. This is all news to me. And I, you know, speaking of Ardui Langpad, I have a clip here from the Compton episode where, you know, it's called Scumbag Vinnie is the name of the episode and it's supposed to be his redemption where, you know, Vinnie has this weird mentality with Comtown. He is obsessed with it, but at the same time, he claims to have never heard of it until

this whole BAM Marjaro thing. He talks shit about the show, but at the same time, he can't stop blowing it so fucking hard. It is bizarre. But my clip 21 is from that come town episode. And I could be wrong, I could be misinterpreting this clip. But basically what I got out of this is that he was hanging out with Arty Lang, making sure that Arty was getting high just so that he could take whatever bit of money that

he could from him. Like, you don't get any physical reaction to like, yeah, this, this, this beloved comedian that beloved who's, I know he is, he is. He's got a key. He is. I mean, people love for what, what does he love for being an addict? For being, no, for being funny. Yeah.

Like for being an incredible storytelling. Being a very funny guy. A part of one of the best. He's not beloved for dying of heroin. A tragic heroin. No, but he's famous for talking about it on how it's sure. But there's nothing in you that's like, Oh, I have to do is make sure he stays high and I get to take all of his money. I figured I was about maybe the 20th per I seen Bob. I booked Bob the first time I met already. I was already running my own comedy club and I booked Bob Levy and already. No I mean it's fine and I see Bob doing it. It's fine

to see it. Yeah it's fine if the answer is no. Yeah no I did not have any. Yeah I'm just curious. The answer the question is I had I don't think like that. Okay I come from a place that you do what you got to do to make money and my family for it. I had family that went to I'm telling you man. I'm not gonna lie to you like yeah, there were times that I was like, yeah He's getting high, but he's a grown man, dude, you know, he's gonna get it from somewhere else You think he BAM or him need me to get a six pack or some fucking coke. No, he'll do it with the next guy But already did it with Bob leave it for 20 years So he'll just do it with the next one. So yeah, I was just like, fucking, I'm going to get paid for a few weeks.

I need a couple of Mickey Mouse fitted. Brandy, can we bring the fun back to the show? What is going on here? We're playing tire episode to come down all of a sudden. I want to. I never listened to that show before, before hearing about this dude. And that was the only episode I really jumped on to. And I, it's a funny show.

But yeah, I noticed that connection to Arty Lang is like oh so this guy you know he claims to be portraying this character of a scumbag but in actuality he is and all around fucking scumbag mooching off of drug addicts trying to keep him high as long as he can to mooch whatever a little bit of money he can it's fucking pathetic. Well also in the note that you sent me and maybe Rad you could explain this a little bit of money he can. It's fucking pathetic. Well, also, in the note that you sat me in, maybe, Rad, you could explain this a little bit. He reached out to you guys and wanted money to help you promote your show.

I was sitting around the house one night, and I get a random message on Facebook from this dude. Asking, do I have a podcast? I was like, well, actually, I have fucking like three of them, but, you know, who's counting? So he says he could help me out or help the shows out by promoting and doing all this bullshit. So I just, I bit, I was like, okay, so what you got?

He starts rambling off about graphic arts and promotion and then he starts throwing around BAM's name and he does stand up and he sends me this fucking TikTok video of him taking selfies with famous people or some shit and I mean I've met a few famous people in my life. I used to go to a lot of shows back in the day. I have the same fucking thing. It didn't impress me much. But I mean, but he starts pitching this whole thing to me and then he starts talking about how it's going to cost a little bit of like some startup money. Yeah, what's the patch? What's he trying to sell to you guys? Okay, so I've got a list here of, because after a while I jumped on this conversation,

I'm like, I want specifics as to what you're going to offer me. Because first off, he claimed that this was a $5,000 deal that he was giving us for the low, low price of $500. Yeah, when you cut your costs down to 10% of what it's actually worth, you know, someone's bullshit at you. Oh, it gets even worse because it goes from 500 to 150 to $100. So for ultimately what would have been $100, he would have been booking high profile guests for us to come on the show, managing all the social media for everything that we

do, finding our podcast sponsors and the sponsors that he named are the one sponsor that he's got on his show, which is a CBD company, and he kept bragging about how he could do that. Establishing a schedule on the business side of things for you guys so you can put more focus into reaching out to fans and make donations or subscribe. It was just all fucking snake oil bullshit. By the way, his podcast makes $44 a month on Patreon. That's how you know that if you can't monetize his own podcast, I don't know he's going

to be able to do anything for you. Well, I wanted to point this out in the very beginning. He's talking about this show and he's bragging like, oh, I made $10,000 last month off from my podcast. His podcast is hosted on anchor F And you know, there's only one show that I'm aware of that actually makes any sort of money off of that. It's yours Right, P pod where I piss into a toilet Right exactly

And it's weird because this guy is you know, we tell him we're not interested in this shit It's not it's not worth our time or whatever. And he starts getting confrontational with us, but easing that even as he's getting confrontational, he's still trying to sell shit to us. Like, God, damn dude, you're fucking persistent. Yeah. He is always battling himself. Like I've said, known him for 12 years as he was 18 years old, started doing comedy. Like, you know, we were saying before he did this, the podcast, he was doing this with a comedy club where he was going to younger or not younger or newer. I know a couple of comics he got a lot of money out of because he'd get them to invest in his comedy

club, give this much money to me. And then when we sell tickets, you can make back three times as much. And I'm going to have guys like already laying in Shirao small and you know, Bama Jera and all these people there, they're going to draw everyone in. But what he does, he takes all the money they get and hands it to the headliner and then goes, oh, we didn't make enough money and they never make their money back. And he tries to give them states, I like five minutes. And he keeps sending, and he messages people from all over the country trying to do this and be invested in his club.

And if you say no, just to argue with you that you don't care about your comedy and no one else can do this for you until you either feel bad and give him money or block him. That's exactly what happened. And he moved it onto the next thing. Now he's a guy that I've known since the beginning. Yeah, I used to run two different comedy clubs and one of them I would give him opportunities put on shows and things and he would lie to me and say he's going to bring 150 people. So I would staff the place to hold 150 people people. And then 30s, five to 50 people

would show up, but just don't decent crowd. But he lied to me. But week before he made patotes is gay, he reached out to me and asked me on my podcast and said he wanted to talk about things since he wanted to do a new lease on life. He does about every year. If I don't respond, I'm gay. So it's just answer the question, Pat, are you gay or are you not gay? Why are you there? I mean, I did break up with her at the time. But like, my girlfriend was with my girlfriend at the time. She did say what she, she heard it first and said, look, I should be mad because he's just saying, why not am I a guy now?

I'm like, I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. But he is, he was trying to play off my old name of the podcast, Pat Otsons, but he wanted attention and he can edit it. I'm like, like Jim Sharky said, I'm kind of sort of known. So I'm the name that gets all listen to this fight. Now I didn't listen to it. This is the first time I've ever talked about it. It just so many knows when he does listen to this. I even ask Carl. I had no idea until two days ago when Carl was like, by the way, are you cool with this? But yeah, I'll be out of here because I did not know this connection was going to happen.

I've ignored it because I don't care. A, not gay. B, don't care when he has the safe. But I'm happy that other people are getting the same thing. Anyone that every year is from him, he's all about sales pitches. He legitimately is a used car salesman as his other job. And that's what he does with this. Cells. It sounds like a lot of work to make almost no money.

I don't understand people who put so much effort into making no money. What's the point? There was a time where he was making a little bit and then think about it on sour whatever. And now he's just always trying to recover with the next hustle. Well, he's going to find guys because he's got these keys to success. These three steps, if you will, to working with the next hustle. Well, he's, you know, he's going to find guys because he's got these keys to success. These, these three steps, if you will, to working with the celebrity. That's my number one. If you want to play it.

Okay. I should probably at this point mention that I do not know scumbag, Vinnie, and possibly everything that we're saying is lies. Don't take any of this seriously. We have no idea. All right. Here you go. Working with a celebrity step one, promise some money. Easy part. Bam, Marjorie got 50 million. He's not coming out the house for 10,000. Less than 10,000. I always told him we're gonna make 10,000. Sometimes we only make 3,000, but I told him we were making 10,000.

Step two, try to get the money. You don't get it. Fuck. That sucks. Step three. Where are you? Step one was lied to people. Step two was fuck up. Alright, what's step three. Where are some one was light of people? Sep two was fuck up. All right, what's up three? You fail sometimes that's just what happens and Then you get up you get back on the horse and do it over again, you know So yeah right now it is fuck come town because you know what it's like I've said it before I said fuck come town And it's like I'll say it again Fuck come town. I don't know.

The worst motivational speaker I've ever heard of my life. Step one. Try really hard. Step two, fail miserably. Step three, never do it again. Wait, what? It's like, what is it? Step one, collect underpants.

Step two. Yeah. We're not sure. All right. Let's run through these classes. What else we got? Okay. Well, you know, I noticed something on this show.

He does a very brief, what I'm calling a stuttering John impression. You know, like you listen to John, you know, when he starts to get well, you know, I noticed something on this show, he does a very brief, what I'm calling a stuttering John impression, you know, like you listen to John, you know, when he starts to get mad, he starts punching his fists, he's like, you stupid, fuck you, like he gets real into it. And, you know, this is my number three. If people don't like what I'm doing, keep it moving, bro, keep it moving. Like, my, your business, dude, the same for you, the same for you. Did you hear that? You're gonna get a fist to the job. This ain't for you. Okay, that's what the same for you this same for you. Is you hear that? You're gonna get a fist to the job this ain't for you, okay? That's what the Italian fighting pits of East Haven is about and shout out to Dave Moond for not doing the roast battle because guess what? You would have got your ass kicked

Yeah, that's a good pickup on the Scytherin John thing. He does that thing is like get over here He starts slam get over. I'm gonna go out John thing he does that thing is like get over here and he starts slam get over. I'm gonna go out. You're like okay, relax, but you're not a tough guy. By the way, that Dave Moon reference is only for people that did comedy and New Haven Connecticut. There are two comics that fought one time. They're both from the same town. And Vinnie, I guess, did soccer punch them and beat up in a fight one time. But Dave has also been to prison. It is pretty tough guy. I wouldn't be yelling at and shouting out because he got a lot of weird connections. So this thing he said could get him in trouble, even though only eight people would know what it meant.

Yeah. So that a really good risk to reward calculation on his part on that one. Also, a real quick car. I'm sorry, but you said before that there were some things that you'll, you know, don't they realize okay, that's not a lie. Anyway, go ahead. All right, fair enough. That we can definitely clarify. So the other thing I think is bizarre is, it's always the podcasters who have no listeners who are telling you not to listen to their show.

I've never heard a show that had a big audience. It was like, you know what I'm doing? They don't listen. I don't need you. I don't need you to listen. It's like, why, what are you doing? You think you're too good for this? You have seven people listening to this on purpose and Four of them are pulling clips to make one of you on another show

What are you trying to pull off here? All right? He's got like this this bizarre Patrick Michael Jerry bandfield sort of mixture to him We're like he's got this shitty podcasting skills and also terrible business prowess, I'm not a very business savvy person car. I'll be the first one to admit it, but I could smell the fucking red flag when it comes up. And that's, that was fucking awful. You could smell a red flag. Yeah, I can, I can smell the flag.

You know, it's a turn of fridge. Yeah, like, it goes. His thing with the, his thing with the come down thing is that when they did mention him, obviously it got him a lot of attention because on that show, they embraced his scumbag for the minute. He, I don't think he understood that they were making fun of him. I think that he was like, I got a cap, that's him.

Once something happens, no matter good or bad or indifferent, he asks the capitalize on it. On that podcast that you put another clip from that podcast, where he talks about Epstein's Island and how he could't made money off it. Like, he literally says that in the podcast, like how he would have done well and represent Epstein well. He always looks for that. So when people stop listening to the countdown thing and they stop having him on because

they're like, you stole our name. That's when he started getting mad as you could tell when you're listening because like, he was like no longer there like free advertising from them because they would talk about him on a couple other podcasts without him being on it. It was getting him attention. The second they stopped talking about him, just as I'm sure went down. He gets but her and he wants to lean into this scumbag character, but he fucking cries every time someone acts the way that you would act when you encounter a scumbag. Well, as soon as somebody says, this is the character that I'm playing, I'm tuned out.

Like, okay, I don't care then. Like when Joaquin Phoenix is pretending to be a fucking rapper, I'm like, yeah, I don't care. I know that you're doing a character and I don't give a shit. Right, exactly. He's got one of these episodes where he goes on in detail about how he's helping this fucking anti-bullying charity

in bullshit. Like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, this is called scumb-towntown you're supposed to be scumbag Vinnie like I'm not trying to sit on you for helping anti-bullying and shit, but what the fuck Sounds like you are a mean. I think you are pro bully if that's my takeaway from this statement All right, let's play if you anymore close with him talking about panel It's I want to play those and then and then we're gonna move on to talk about stuttering John and Patrick Michael and some of the other people that we talk about often on WATP. Okay, well, I've got a, I've got a bit of a two-part, but it's, it's kind of long, so we can

just go fuck six and a half of it. All right, sounds good. Have you ever listened to this show before, Brad? We don't usually play clips or three and a half minutes, you know that, right? I know, right? You can fuck it. So, you know, I've, I've not listened to this podcast, so I don't know what you're going to play, but yay.

Well, this is, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, know what you're gonna play. But yeah. Well, this is it. You, you, you, you, you, you, you've already, you've already summed it up, Pat. This is like, you never listened to this show, but you somehow know, like, his origin stories on why he doesn't like you. Because everyone has told me what he said. I'm like, all right, I'm good. I don't need to know, but everyone is figuring me feedback right away. So yeah, exactly.

So like, let's just beat a dead horse and play number nine All right, I used to produce shows at Joker's Wild and when he left there I became their man of guy and then he I got promoted They're a little bit, but I got booked at comics at Foxwoods to produce a show Slow down. So so Joker's Wild was a comedy club in New Haven, Connecticut It was arguably one of the better clubs. And Pat Oach used to work there, used to book guests. You're saying that when Pat left,

because he used to work there and he left, he's saying he still kind of used to cock block you. Is that what you're saying? A hundred percent. And it went on for years. But also when I produced a show at comics at Foxwoods, the first month, I brought about 30 people on a Thursday at 1030 and they gave me the following month.

And I did it the next month and I brought about 40 people. They had about 30 people themselves that came and a pat threw me off the show before it started because I didn't sell enough tickets. I sold 35 tickets and me and 35 people walked out of the fucking club. He threw me in a comedian named Chris Kowalski who ended up quitting comedy after that and moving to L.A. to pursue film. And you know, nobody ever heard about that story. I talked about it one other time on a podcast. I can't remember when, but yeah, Pat like brought me in the office with Ryan Brough before he was a comedian and was like, Finney, we can do this show without you.

Ari Schaffer was supposed to headline. You know, they would give me a good headliner from the weekend or a middle guy. And I mean, we sold 35 tickets, dude, on a Thursday at 10.30 when I would go there every week afterwards. Jim at 10.30 on Thursday. I would drive there and there would be nobody there. I pulled these clips.

I forgot how fucking painful they were. Yeah, I listened to the show and that was the thing that really jumped out to me. So he's all pissed at Pat because he said he was going to get 100 to people he didn't mention that. He got 35 people to show off. That was a different show, different club. Okay, the story short, the thing he's talking about at comics, which is by the way, at Mohican son, a big never not. That was the only show ever that we ever once had the cancel. We never had 30 something

people. It's Mohegan fucking son. It was Fox. I'm sorry. That was like, you know, it was ever for Fox, which people coming in all the time. They gave him a late show. Said he could draw people. I'm the one who made the connection to get him in there. He doesn't bring up that part when I moved there to be their house comic and manager and Browth was another manager there. We gave him a chance. I was going to be on the show and another comic, not are you are he was never going to do it. They weren't going to pay him. They're going to have someone else a middle act beyond the show. Sold four tickets an hour before then he started walking around the casino trying to hand people free tickets. They're like, you can't do that. We don't want to pull people off

the casino floors. The casino doesn't like that much. They want to steal the money from them out there, not in the comedy club. It told him you're off the show. We don't need you for it. They didn't have the power to cancel that show. The owners did. You can ask any of the props there. I was just a comic and a manager that worked there. He doesn't mention the part that I got him in there. The one who got him a chance to even put the show on. Yeah, it sucked that a cancel that we had to do. She got 35 new people to come in to do the show once he left. The part that was funny to me though,

is that every Thursday at 1030, after that he drove over there to see how busy the parking lot was. That's so pathetic. Why would you say that I would? Because you know parking lot. It's like 18 football fields right? For parking garages pretty busy. It's fucking Foxwoods

It's not there for the comedy club, but believe me Thursday shows we we didn't always have Thursday late shows That's why we were always busy inside the club We did that because we had to open slot. We usually did one show Thursday to Friday to Saturday two Saturday. We had an open slot. He said he could fill it and he couldn't. It happens once in a while. He couldn't do it. I was literally nine years ago. That's what he's talking about. It wasn't like last week. It was I ran Jopers Wilde the beginning. First three years of comedy, I've done comedy 12 years, that club is that move to another casino four years ago.

Embedded Fox was in the last six, seven years. So this is something he's holding onto was nine years ago. It's nothing. All right. Before I let you guys go, Rhett and Brandon, thanks so much for coming on and for bringing us this information about scumbag mini. Red, you had mentioned that you had podcasted with our friend Patrick Michael and you have some inside information. I want to get you on a bonus show to talk about that with you.

I'd be more than happy to do that with you Carl. I don't have like inside information per se. I just spent some time with Patrick Michael fucking shameless Todd whatever the fuck y'all are calling him now I just spent a lot of time with him and reported a lot with him that's all I need to know that that I have so many questions I got all the answers I can't wait for that Brad anything else that you wanted to plug in promote before I let you go? I mean, just check out Shitty Song of the Week every Friday's wherever you guys listen to podcasts. We're starting to do the show lives when Wednesday nights at 8 30. Follow us on Twitter over at Shitty SongPod.

Send us some suggestions for songs that you want us to tear apart and shit on. Carl, thanks for having us on, Pat. Awesome talking to you. You guys are welcome on the show anytime. Thanks for making me sad today. I appreciate it. At least I'm like gay now. I'm sad. Oh, Lucy, put it out there that you're not gay.

So now you've cleared that up. I gay. Brenna is ready. Oh, no, no. Seriously, thanks guys. It was fun. Brenna, is anyone come on your show with a shitty or song that I did when I brought seven Mary 3's cumbersome?

Um, well, you know, not yet, but I hate to inform you, Carl, that the polls have come in and it looks like Stuttering John Melendez is going to be competing this year in December for a shitty song of the year. Oh, so you actually ended up beating me on that one, huh? Yeah, I mean, it was fairly close, but yeah, Stuttering John made it. All right. Good job, Brandon. Take an easy buddy. All right. Yeah, I mean, it was fairly close, but yeah, Stuttering John made it. All right. Good job, Brad. Take an easy buddy. Yeah, I'm going. All right, Pat. I'm sorry, we got some sidetracked there. We even wasn't as bad as I thought I was going to

face the last one, which is fine. Listen, at the end of the day, Vinnie's a guy who hustles just declared that quickly, and I get it, he gets upset that things haven't gone his way. His name is like, like Hitler in Connecticut comedy. Like it really has been bad. Some stuff he did, but some because of a reputation that he had not meant to build. He's always defending himself.

So I get the angry has and he gets angry towards me because I think there's times he thought I could help him. Not mad at it. Listen, when he said bad old to his gay, people listen to his podcast and talk to me and listen to my podcast. I see I talk about it. I didn't once again, like your podcast, when people said bad, it's his gay people listen to his podcast and talk to me and listen to my podcast I see I talk about I didn't once again like your podcast when people say bad things about me I get followers for some reason so keep it coming

No, this thing is bad publicity. I've learned that myself Yeah, and by the way you said it wasn't that bad I just want you to know that there are 20 tracks. I didn't play because Brandon pulled clips that are way too long and way too quiet So I had to just get out of that segment. I'm like what the what are we gonna be here for fun till Sunday talking about this Jesus and I also a lot of it was just personal tax by me like it's it's funny when you said to me Oh, but it's crazy Pat's gonna be on but if I wasn't on I don't know how he could play any of those clips because like Really it's all about me. Yeah And who the fuck knows who I am?

Wow, if you're a fan of WhtP, everyone knows who you are, Pat. At K- Yes, but also no. You wouldn't know why some guys obsessed with me by based on how you guys talked about me at all. You're pretty famous in these parts, I'll tell you that. Appreciate it. So I want to talk very quickly. This, I'm not even gonna do a full segment on it because we just did a

Wong segment I'm the bonus episode about dead town which is Patrick Michaels bass podcast But my buddy pro in the discord in the shameless watch channel has been posting some clips apparently Shameless fancies himself a freestyle rapper and I probably imagine, do you know who Patrick Michael is? Do you know what I'm talking about? Oh, this is my first time learning about him, but we're very excited to know here what you guys are saying.

So this is a guy who has 27 podcasts and each one is worse than the last. It's unbelievable that he puts the stuff on the internet and continues to, even though we've been talking about him for like a year now, but this is him demonstrating his amazing free cell rapping abilities. Because I was already a vocalist, I kind of had that background where I was like it just made sense and then I also had other people telling me like you should try to rap and sure enough it paid off,

I did some art stuff, those you know I was very happy with you know look at this song, I'm very happy with this song that doesn't happen very often but when it does happen you're delighted. If you have me, yeah, I help you bet we can get to where we want to be How does one tell you that it's not free? How does one tell you that I work as hard as every motherfucker that has been Freestyle this is what he's proud of and yeah, Chris you just said you don't think it's freestyle He had because it rhymed he had to ride this away He actually had a little bit of rhyme, my doctor's sues kind of, there's no way. Yeah, this is him explaining why he's able to freestyle.

So wow. All my music that I've done recently has been freestyle, completely made up, you know, on the spot, 100%. You know, people will probably challenge you. When you say that you freestyle that stuff, they're curious about it. They wanna see you do it in real time, which I have no problem with.

I also have a huge backlog of like lyrics in my head that I can just kinda pull out of, you know? So if the challenge is really there, it's not too difficult for me to spit, you know, 16. So ease, he's just sad. Yeah, that was freestyle as he goes. You guys ease. He just said, yeah, that was freestyle. He goes, you guys say, I don't freestyle, but I totally do freestyle.

And also I came up with this years ago, and I haven't memorized. Like, wait, okay, so you know, I say freestyle as that, I guess. It's like when, when people say Don Rickles was the best at crowd work. Like, listen, he was quick and funny, but it wasn't crowd work.

It was, it was lines he had ready, like a playbook where if he saw a Chinese guy, he had a Chinese guy thing he yelled. If he saw an Eskimo Yeltsk mother, it's not that it wasn't funny, but it was something he had ready to go when he had to do it. That's not fucking freestyle.

You have a backlog. He's just logged. Logged it. Oh, shit. All right. Patrick Michael's rap is so good that's blowing up on Instagram Instagram actually offered me a $30 credit to promote

One of the more recent songs it is called villains and villains in the building and Our villains excuse me and yeah, they gave me a $30 promotion To promote it all over like Facebook and Instagram and all that stuff and I've got some pretty good hits off of it Man, I'm pretty happy and you know, I'm getting a lot of people tagging me and stuff now and they're like, hey, you know Spotify placement for you know tag a dope rapper or whatever, you know, and they they've tagged me Think it said tag a dopey rapper Holy shit I Think it said tag a dopey rapper I'm gonna laugh at this guy. Oh Shit, we did at the beginning of that rap. By the way, it was repeat the same line six times How is that once he said it once he's like oh sitting here in my home Yeah, my home with the microphone

My phone's in my face my face is in my place, which is up so my home. With me with me. I think you might be better freestyle than Patrick Michael. It's some auto tunes and I'm all set. He just he just grabs the most generic beat for free off the internet. I know this because when PJ did his snakes in the grass parody, which I'll get to, we'll get to that. When PJ did that, he just found the exact same beat I'll get to we'll get to that when PJ did that he just found the exact same beat and was able to reproduce his song this is another example this is

apparently he's not making his own beats girl I know right can you believe it Dr. Gay this is another example of him showing off his rapping skills on his podcast. In this example, he plays the song off of his phone and holds his phone to the microphone. It's music, whatever. But nonetheless, I'm going to play one of the songs for you, man, because I just like hearing it, and the microphone and recorded it that way The fuck is wrong with this guy? We all do it embarrassing shit, don't put it out on the internet. Why are you proactively embarrassing yourself? Why would you do that?

Like in his freestyle rap he contradicts himself. Gonna have a slice of pie if you hungry. Oh, you can't have none because you hungry Like you just offered me pie. Why can't I have some pie? No, you can't You're just rap about a pet the thing that surprised me the most is you're listening to comprehension skills. I, I, I chewed out. I just hear this guy rapping on my sister's ball and you're like, no, I wanna dissect these lyrics.

I don't think this makes sense. Ha, ha, ha. My whole world is wrapped around why people do dumb shit and I can't, obsessed. And I can't, it's not listed with someone's like, I need the world. He has 27 podcasts Everyone to know that he's got no skills 27 times. I need to know why he thinks he's bad good at these Oh, this is a this is a clip that I have to play for you. It's from I think last year Before he got all this notoriety from his fame on WATP

Discussing how many people watch his YouTube videos. When I first started posting the videos, nobody was looking, right? I had like probably eight or nine videos out with no views. And I was fine with it. And he was fine with that, because that's why you started YouTube channel for no one to ever find that or watch your videos.

And let me see, let me see, it admits it. Like in the Vinny clip, memories like 25 hundred. You heard the thing. He's not in 200 downloads. But we all we all start off with low downloads. We should we grow it. Plateau sometimes whatever. At least he can sit there and go, I got none. I give him credit for that. I got it. I'm fair enough. This is the live and watch it. He didn't even watch it. I know you should have one view. Maybe I think I can do it. I don't even watch it. It should have one view. Maybe I think my kids are watching. I think my kids are watching. I think my kids are watching.

I think my kids are watching. All right, this is the last clip I want to play. This is from a show he does called The Daily Ghost. Now, The Daily Ghost is an eight minute long podcast. It's a very quick and boring ghost story. It doesn't start until about five minutes in because this is how he has to start the show. It helps having the two random ads at the beginning of every episode and I appreciate all of

you who take the time to listen through those. Though they are the same, they're not unique. It does support the show. And the money that's made from the shows goes right back into the shows guys. Can you not tell? Can you not tell the difference in how the show sounds now in comparison to how it sounded before? It's so much better. The improvement is vast. Well, you might want to turn off the air conditioner while you're podcasting because that's annoying.

But how funny is it? He puts on two ads back to back that are the same. At the beginning of the podcast, there are the double has income. Pretty smart there gaining the system. And if you get to hear it, he says, it doesn't sound better. And as he says that, you could tell he moves closer to the mic. Like he tries to make it sound better.

But can't you tell the money made me get a bigger chair? Now I can sit closer. Yeah, he's investing in all the wrong things. Yeah, I just painted the walls in here. It's great. You can't hear the people things. Yeah, I just painted the walls in here. It's great You can't hear the people at McDonald's where I'm recording this vacuum in the background as much All right, so Patrick Michael we love your body Real quick. I do have to get into a quick segment on our buddy

Southern John mollanda Guggy yeah Pat, you are familiar with my friend Stuttering John That's very much so and I forgot about him for years until you put him back into my life. So thank you. You're welcome. I mean, that. Yeah, I know him from Howard

Stern days and when he would say Nicholas Cage and all that on the entire time show, I know it's starting. Yeah, he did not say Nicholas Cage. You're giving him a

lot of credit. I tried not to be racist by saying what he said. Endwoodless cage. All right, it's the best kind of cage. Oh, by the way, doubt them. So I'm listening to this recent show he did with No Caskler.

And No Caskler is this Trumpator. I think he used to be a producer on what was Trump's reality show, the apprentice? I think he used to be a producer on that. So he hates Trump and Southern John hates Trump. And so, Stuttering John starts off his show by, of course, thanking all the people in the Super Chat who are giving him $2.

I wanted to say thank you, Nikki B, and hey Kim, hey Kim, Marie and, and Hunter, heart carla. Thanks for the 279 you cheap bastard. I know who it is. This is a guy who likes to troll me on his podcast, but I don't care. If you're gonna keep paying me, keep trolling me. What the hell do I care? You know what I mean? Exactly. Exactly. Hey, dumb idiot. Sudary John, listen to me. I do not give you money. I am not in your super chat. Why would I call myself Hot Carla? That's your name for me. I have not Hot Carla in your super chat that is somebody else. I would never give you a dime, although Vinny did buy three of your t-shirts. So I guess he made somebody off of us, but that's not something you would think that I would be that bored in my life that I would be watching your show in real time.

That you're not creative enough to come up with your own fake name. Right. Why would you use the name he gave you? Debbie Langton, you're saying you're a fan of what he does. No, not hot Carla or fuck you, hot Carla hates you or stuttering John is gay. Something different, Not that. Perfect. So this guy, Noel, is, has been doing the show with John for a while now. He is so overmodulated that somebody pointed out who's in the chat room.

Mark P is saying, Noel's audio is a little overmodulated, no. It doesn't sound overmodulated to me, but I don'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I and they just keep going until he realizes that it sounds like garbage. You're a little hot. Can you turn down your mic a little bit, no? Yeah, I can pull the mic too. Yeah, just pull a little bit back, because it's a little... I'm just gonna pull the mic. Alright, because it is sound a little hot to me too. Maybe I should just go back to what we were doing without.

Yeah, how is it that there's a producer of a TV show who can't use zoom correctly? This is not a difficult thing to figure out. He tries to plug a microphone in and it's overmodulated and distorted and it sounds like garbage and of course John's mic sounds like garbage too but in a different way so it doesn't mix at all. So then he goes back to using his computer microphone which is crazy and this is him going back to that his computer microphone, which is crazy. And this is him going back to that. You know the DoTards gonna do his best

to try and rig this election. 100% he's not gonna win fair and square. Oh no, I can't hear you at all. This is bad. This is seven minutes into the podcast. They're trying to talk about who they call the DoTard. That'll podcast. They're trying to talk about who they call the do-tie. That'll drop. They're trying to talk about it.

Instead, it's like he's either way too loud or John can't hear him. Now we're over nine minutes in. And this is what they're talking about. I think he said you can back off the mic a little bit. You know, you try that. Well, I pulled the mic. So I'm just using the computer now.

Can you hear me? I could hear you Royce, because that okay, give me a text and let me know. We're doing what we've all done before. How is it possible that Stuttering John Melondis is doing a show where the first 10 minutes is that I'm trying to figure out how to get the mic levels correct? It has settings that once make a phone and once speed-lunking, like what are those noise like? How is he sounding like that like one of them

It's like rock rock rock. It's like I do Also like he was me Jessica and a well like that that echoing was insane Yeah, it's it sounds like garbage. It looks like garbage the contents terrible I don't understand knowing all of that. I do know the sewing John wants to put out a good show He's trying to put out a good show. Why wouldn't you work out the technical difficulties when you're not on the show? I will confess that Dick Masters said that I spent 45 minutes trying to troubleshoot audio issues that we had. We've never put it out as a show.

It's not something that I've recorded and uploaded to YouTube. The sake gets away for the producer because he knows that John is a stutterer and sounds like he has 85 fucking peanuts in his mouth. And he's like, how do I make John sound better? Let me fuck with mine. Let me make mine sound so bad that John sounds clear so they can't make fun. Maybe he's doing that on purpose without telling John

to take away from how shitty he sounds. That's very possible because John, and Larry brought this up last week, he goes, you know, you play these other John Clems, it doesn't sound like he's stutter anymore. And so I found an example of this retard stuttering. Said that he had to be a part of by holding up the Bible in front of a church while they tear gas. Uh, uh, yeah, you know, that they tear gas to freaking people the protesters there.

They tear gas to, they tear gas to the, they tear gas to the tab and straight us. John, I think he was having an asthma attack or stuttering there. I don't know if that was a statement. I just kind of like, maybe he couldn't find his notes. I think you actually got distracted by his phone. You heard a little ding go off. By the way, that's how you know when somebody's over 50 years old, is that their cell phone is instead of silence.

You hear the ding go off, and then he's going, yeah, you know, the tear gas and the, oh, hey, what's this? Okay. Well, I'm doing a comedy show. I know the new comic is, because his phone's still on. It's like, dude, you've been doing radio forever. Fucking silence your phone. Yeah, what are you doing?

Some getting distracted. You're on your own show. It's like dude you would do a radio forever fucking silence your phones. Yeah, we're doing something Distracted you're on your own show Waiting for Howard to ask you back. It's not gonna happen as old turn on turn on buzz The only thing he said on the show that I agreed to us was this and I don't understand Obviously, so I just I don't want to get into their political talk But I have to play this because now he's in he political guy and suddenly june is no business talking about politics he's a fucking moron and this is their hot take on that'll trump

after trump loses do you think that trump is gonna refused to leave office yes i think i think it'll be ego death for him. I think he will freak out like he's never freaked out before, but I think Bill Barr, Pompeo, some of these

other guys are going to help him hold on to power. So they're not going to let him just accept the results no matter what they are. They're going to contest the results the morning after the election on Wednesday morning. They'll tell Trump to sit tight. I think he'll start to freak out and get nervous. It'll be obvious that he's lost in a landslide and then he'll freak out. And as you know, Biden said today, he'll send in the military to take him out of there. Okay. So I just want to break down this prediction that there's no castle or guy just came up with. His prediction is Biden Biden's gonna win in the landslide Trump will refuse to leave office and Biden will use the military to replace him or to get him out of the White House

Pat let's write that one down. Let's see if that one comes true. Oh Maybe the part where Biden's gonna win by a landslide is the craze I don't think sleepy Joe's gonna come out of his fucking groundhog cave and fucking win anything But even if he did it's not gonna be a landslide. It's gonna be tight at this point with the world falling apart I think Trump might leave I think everything they said they was wrong, but everything was wrong I do think he wants this job anymore. This is what we signed up for oh Not at all. He believe me. He did he got his legacy. He became the president of the fucking He's good. He's fine. He can buy an island now. He can buy the Epstein Island for cheap and go live there. He's a good fuck. He can do whatever he wants. But yeah, I still I think he's going to win. But I'm like, I also not

Political so I don't know shit. I just don't see anyone voting for a guy who might die before he gets in office and sleepy Joe. He sniffs women's heads. He's mean to kids. He's creepier than Trump. He's not gonna fucking win. For them to make fun of him called the TARD. He's doing, he did better at everything. Stuttering John. Did he had a better TV show? He's personality on the radio. He's a better speaker. He's less retarded than John. Oh, and everything away. Whether you like Trump or not, you have to admit he's less retarded than John. Oh, and every single way, whether you like Trump or not, you have to admit he's less retarded than Stuttering John. I think we can all agree on that. Speaking of which, John always exclaims

that he is a Mensa member. He says this without a smirk on his face, over and over again, I'm a member of Mensa. And he also talks about the fact that he he's 47 years old and he says these things seemingly Unironically and I want to point out that someone finally found a clip where he's talking to Royce's previous co-host And he admits that he's not a Mensa member. Okay fine, but you're not so smart that you're getting a weekend Mensa in roll No, no, I'm not in Mensa. That was a goof, as I goof on a regular basis.

Maybe you should put some sort of emoji at the end of that or something. No, no, no, no, no, I want those to believe it. And I want the people who say, you know, get all pissed off. Oh, you're the way back, Mensa. Like, it doesn't matter to me, Royce. Oh, still doing jobs not in Mensa? No shit, sir, I'm not shit! No shit, sir, I'm not fucking shit, sir, I'm not!

No kidding. I'm just not. And I just googled it, he's 54. He's 54 years old. He said, he's 47. He's only, he's nine, that two years older than me. I've been a radio for a long time. He's 54 years old and he looks like he's 68 he should be lying about his age in the other direction I would you tell people you're in men's you can see you there's the lie

I could be meant if I wanted to be that's the lie right say you're in and men's is like fuck you In here we're not we don't get what's stuttering Tards in. You're not in Menta! Get the fuck out of Menta! Why would you lie about you? Understand Menta! Get the fuck out of our Menta! Alright, this leads us, Pat, to everyone's favorite teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show review. We don't review anything.

We actually just tease a podcast that we will review on next week's episode of W-A-T-P. And it sounds like this. Anyway, I feel like right now during these times we either only have weather or COVID to talk about. Yes, speaking of COVID. Yes. Second way. Really, really nice sayway.

Thank you. The Academy front says, remember, well, so our bonus episode, we actually mentioned that there is a French Academy that monitors the French language. The Academy front says it has deemed COVID to be, I believe, masculine. And this is grammatical gender. That's right everybody. We are going to do the vocal fries podcast. When I heard that plug for the vocal fries, I'm like, oh, this is next. This has to be not what are you fucking kidding me? I'm jealous.'m all fries. The one good thing about that other podcast,

you made me listen to. Yeah, sorry, Pat. You want to be tasked with this one for your homework and said to get on with that? He was laugh traction. I was trying not to laugh at something that wasn't funny and holding it back, but it was still more real than the laugh track we heard during the whole fucking

wild bitching. Yes, this is true. Pat, I want to thank you so much for coming on the show. Your first appearance was flawless. I would love to have you back again. Tell people where I mean, this was a blast. This really was so fun. So I love, I love digging in and listening. Anytime you want to send me some garbage, I mean, awesome, awesome. I'm sure we'll have you back. Where can people find your regular show? Adults podcast. You can find my YouTube channel, patotes YouTube channel or anywhere you can get podcasts, Spotify, Apple and stuff. And I have a Patreon, like everyone else in

the world, patotes podcast, just do that under Patreon and support if you can. And I'm on compound a bunch, a lot of appearances to subscribe there because hopefully down the road Show POS will be picked up once all this craziness Yeah, you guys should get a pilot from compound media. So that's that's POS the pet out show and so piece of shit Yeah, it's for both things I've done two other episodes that are right now on YouTube, but down the road are gonna get added to so we're working on it Just getting through all this stuff, but it's been really cool how much they've supported me. And I got to meet you there when we were both on that show together with Kumiya.

That's how we connected, which is awesome. And I just want to remind everyone that Pat Oat says, your podcast stinks. Your podcast stinks. All right, buddy. Thank you so much. Thank you so much, man. All right, good to talk to you. Please join us again next week.

It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the mush this. Of morning radio. Get down to show these clothes right now. Okay. Great show.

Good job, everybody. Great job job everyone. All of it's bad, none of it's good. You fucking know all about this shit. That's cool, bro. Bob, they're me. Don't let the patient reach for it. For it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't get it.

Makes no sense. We will reveal, reveal, reveal. With Vic. Hi, Vic. Helloap, wap, wap. Hi, Vic. Hello. How are you? I'm wonderful. How are you doing?

I've been really busy. I've been watching the Dave Chappelle special on a loop because I'm so white. How was that? Well, you know. Hey, yeah. We got any reviews recently that we want to talk about? Yeah, I have two for you.

Beautiful. We got a five star titled Awful. Who thinks an upstate New Yorker who brags about his area all of size is entertaining? No one. Maybe if this podcast did more episodes where they walked along like Erie or maybe wrote and poorly executed songs about Donald Trump, I would approve. This podcast is exactly what we don't need in this time of crisis. Also, if you pretend you're dictating a memo to Sheamus and say, re-taught in a Boston accent, it is funny. Five stars. All right. That's good. We do not podcast from Lake Erie, but that's

hopefully going to happen in the near future. Yeah, hopefully at the bottom of it. With concrete shoes on. You got a one star review by Woke Queen with a rose emoji. Yeah, I don't want Woke Queen with you. Oh, yeah. She said two talentless idiots making fun or better podcasts So she doesn't know English make it Her podcast all right

Well, she's a well queen Carl yeah, give her a break two retards reviewing better podcasts and fundamentally zero Understanding of comedy or what makes anything good period awful Yeah, I mean standing of comedy or what makes anything good, period awful. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I mean, don't have too many complaints on that one. Hey, crippled Jesus called in. Hey Carl, it's, uh, it's crippled Jesus. And, um, I had a bonus episode idea for you.

So I've been taking watching so many bullshit networks comedy specials. Just to pass the time because this fucking quarantine is terrible. And I think if you guys did these, who are these stand up? I think people would love that because I just take watch, feed David from the other day, and there's so much cringe in that guy, like his whole material is, my dad died in 9-11, so I can be a cost to everybody, and I have any accountability with any of my actions. And then there's just, they give me lots of comedy sessions to talk to everybody. I mean, I can't even stand up because, oh,

they would probably give me a stand up special if I rolled in there. So there's so much content there. And I'm a lazy fox. And I know you're somewhat good at making podcasts except for the creeps off. But hey, I If you guys want to do it, it would be awesome. So you can take credit for that idea. Oh, no, I can't not want to be offended.

Keep up the show, buddy. I'm doing a great job. Thank you, crippled Jesus. And yes, I want to have you on. We're going to do a segment about the other crippled podcast out there. And crippled Jesus wants to come out and review that with us. We'll get him out there. By the way, speaking of Netflix comedy specials, our friend Hannah Gadzby has a new special out.

And I'm trying to coordinate with Kayah to come out. I don't know if he wants to torture himself again, but I want to get him on to review Hannah Gadspie's new special. I'm sure it's good. Oh no. He might kill himself after he's already so sad. Is Kayah sad?

What's going on? I don't know. He always sounds like he's ready to kill himself at like every second. Do you do a Kayah in Prussian by any chance, Beck? Uh, hey guys, I'm ready to review the show Carl sucks my dick for 10 hours. Perfect. All right, speaking of Kayah, he is one of the guys who started up the pee pod. Let's talk about the Peepod, everybody. Hi, Carl.

I run a soup kitchen here in Gary, Indiana, and I've recently started playing the Peepod in the restroom to ground up the noise from the usage of heroin and the glory holes. But I'm running into a bit of a problem, complaints from the regulars here. They say that they don't like the sound of the constant ad reads in the bathroom. Now, if you could put out a few upsides of the B pod without Adred, just the sound of urine flowing, that would be great ambience noise for my restroom. Please, and thank you. Come back. I'll probably just put out episode with only Adred, it's like Patrick Michael does. I learn from

the best. Oh, no. I like your small talk while you're pissing though. It's kind of nice. It's fun isn't it? Yeah. Here's someone else calling. Hey Carl, I'm going to show what's in the list for a while. I just got to say man you got to get two more cherry vans feel. The best is fucking great. Like one of your best episodes and then that's talking about beans was like one of the funniest bits I've ever seen on your show like really should just add them into your rotation of low cows I don't know Great anyway because homer back

Victor doesn't like low cows I hate that fucking word I shouldn't be said out loud I would just go on fucking kiwi farms and laugh that's it You hate that word I agree about Jerry Banfield. We do need to revisit that guy. He's fascinating. He's good. He's a good boy. Michael Jackson called into the show. The show's getting pretty big guys. I'm not going

to lie. Michael Jackson called it. Hey, Charles, me back with Justin again. Hey, I'm Colin, because I spent big a pic of my TV. And that hurts me in like a very much, I mean, he, I heard he didn't like a very much. Whoa! Oh, sound over it. Well, I heard you broke up with your boyfriend. I want a, oh, sound over it. I fucked this boys' mail up. God damn it. I Want to

I fucked this boys mail up god damn it don't play this oh No, I'm some bearish thing Apexail Alright, by the way don't be nervous calling the show with your Michael Jackson It's fine. You did a great job. Oh, this is someone making fun of you. You call that great? Don't be nice to him, Carl.

I know. Why am I encouraging this behavior? This is someone making fun of us for talking about Madison Beer. And this was something that Larry and I talked about last week's show. Hey, Carl. So, I was just finishing this's show. Hey, Carl. Um, so I was just finishing here. Perez helps an episode.

Um, I think it's funny how you guys always be kind of OP for, you know, sitting in the bar. They're like, oh, that girl's so hot. This girl's so hot. Cheese, Louise. Whoever the fuck that co-host was the guy to the taste. the I can't talk about her other rest of the app is bad. No, she was hard to listen to. Oh no. Anyway, first off, don't come back, please. Madison Beers a smoke show.

And this is the point. We're not like OP. OPC, someone walking on the street and goes, look at how hot that chick is. I can't see what that chick looks like. Madison Beers on the internet. When I say Google her, just Google her. And you can see what that chick looks like. Manas appears out of the internet. When I say Google her, just Google her, you can see what we're talking about. That's a lot of work for a shitty podcast, Carl. Fair enough. Yeah.

This is about, I think, Jen from the Jingle department. Hey, Carl, you fat fuck. I just called about, uh, 80 it was and I'm realizing that I don't know what the fuck you started doing to Jen whether you guys have been beating each other or not beating each other or not while beating her But when she used to co-host on the show she was actually pretty good But now it sounds like you know co-hosting with the wet potato figure your shit out all right so Jen sucks at co-hosting she used to be good and it's my fault I believe it's the sub run it's fault if I'm gonna be honest with everybody some people don't

like to read about how much they suck over and over again I Don't know I kind of like it. I really really enjoy it. I mean Vick and I both enjoy being told how shitty we are and what we do But most people do not enjoy that sort of thing Here's a deathpool candidate I'm taking pool can't have it. Nobody wants to fuck her pussy. Is's not like shit. No. Nobody wants to fuck a pussy. Is that guy the guy wrote this song? I freaking hate the gyna's.

Oh no. Gryna's really suck. Aces are the only thing that I like to fight. How much bigger was that guy's penis than yours? Nick Bate you're talking about? Yes, yeah. Nick Bate has a micro-fallus. Yeah, but how much bigger it is is it there?

It's embarrassing. Oh, Vic don't act like you don't know the size of my penis. So silly. How would you have breached out of that? The deathpool thing is a good idea. I don't know the anal sex with Jen is going to be the prize, but I do like the deathpool idea. OP and John certainly makes sense. I don't know about Patrick Michael, I'll hang out with us all, but I'm wondering who else

we could get involved in that death pool. I mean, you already guessed a Vic dying. So, you know, it's just inevitable. I think everyone who's on your show is going to die in the next year. I did predict that Vic was going to die. I think like a couple of fucking weeks before you piece of shit. Yeah, I was like the day off, probably. Okay, we missed an angle on the Perez-Hilton review. Hey, Carla, I feel like you and Larry really missed the mark on the whole Perez-Hilton Laxon of controversy. I mean, he's threatening to sue someone for saying he took a laxative. When he shit his ass, you would think that he would say, oh, great. Hey, there's

it out. I'm gonna just tell everyone a I accidentally took so much lactobase with a little consummate. That's why I shit my pants It's just making up some ridiculous Excuse that oh yeah, it's genetic. We just shit our pants Fucking idiot. That's actually a really good point The fact that these be shitdest pants on a television show, and they try to accuse me of taking a laxatives, like I'd be like, I owe D not laxatives. I never shit my pants. This is very odd for me. It's his on behavior. Just so happen to happen on

a TV show. I never do this. Oh man. Uh, President, I don't have a lot in common. No, I've definitely shit myself on a car ride before. Have you? Yeah, I had to sit in it for like 15 minutes. You just got a lot hotter to most of the rest of the day. Well, it was fine. Like, I was wearing like spandex, so like, trapped it. And then I had to like, sneak,

and I was like, I gotta go the shower right away. It was really fucked up. I was like, 16. Yeah, it's disgusting. Hey, this person has a theory on Patrick Michael that I think is not worthy. Hey, it's squeaked. I was listening to the official podcast and they didn't add per anchor.fm and it made me do a bit of a big thing here. So you know how ashamed it doesn is fucking edit is fucking podcast aside from

the foot uh... music that so that nobody called cps in their head they they talk about how it has editing tools built into it you could just record it edit right in anchor i wonder if he's so much of a fucking troglodyte that he might think that

it edit for him, he doesn't have to do any editing Aside from choosing music to go behind it, and then it just goes up Because if they're bragging about how always it edits right in the app, he might just be so fucking stupid That he thinks he doesn't have to edit aside from, you know, picking a song that covers his baby's terrifying blood what kind of screen the pain so that we got it we got talked to him we got to figure which often probably that it was a long way to get there but I think he might be right about that because he does promote the fat and you can edit the show right in the app and he leaves things in that we really should not leave it. He must think that this is just happening automatically. Last thing I want to.

I think she must know what he's doing. Carl. He is like 40 podcasts at this point. That's true. That is very true. He's a lot more experienced than I do. Leave it to the master. That's a good thing. All right. This is the last voice. But I want to play it. And this person is talking about the Kimberly and Beck incident that we reviewed on the show last week where they were, they're a radio show here in Rochester and they got fired because Kimberly said something that was a little bit off color and I heart radio did not appreciate it. So they were fired so fired. And this is a person with some kind of take on that.

Hey, Carl. So they were fired so fired and this is a person with some kind of take on that. Hey Carl, I called in last week with a joke about the Pee-Paw down, didn't get played. I guess I just called him too late. Hopefully I didn't do that this time. Anyway, I called him this week, not for a joke, but for some knowledge. So you played that clip of those shock jocks, wannabes who got kicked off the radio there in Rochester. And the girl said that people were acting inward-ish, which is a terrible repugnant thing to say. That's not okay in this day and age.

Then she said that they were inwardly, which is totally fine. Niggeredly is a word that drives from a touch-or-gen not Spanish report to Geese that means miserly or lazy and is totally okay It's used in a lot of old English like Shakespeare's Macbeth and Yeah, it's totally okay word to say if you had only been using that word then I think it would have been bullshit if you was kicked out through The oh that's it coming back. That All right, that's a really dope dick. Because I am aware of that word. I know that it exists. And I know that it's not a racist word.

However, the context that she used, she was not using that, the meaning of what you just said. The way that she used the ad word was another to do with Shakespearean English. I can tell you that for for a fact. Anyway, thank you though for that observation. We always do appreciate it. Oh Jesus. Vic, you had threatened Carl. You had threatened suicide earlier today. Mm-hmm. Yeah, if you don't play snakes in the grass.

As you know, I just can't have that kind of guilt on my conscience. So I think it's time that we bring this back. Snakes in the grass, Todd featuring Doug and PJ. Animal. His name is Shane Mac I'm not the way to gas To keep reviewing dollars, I'll keep reviewing his podcasts It don't make a mips up, except those times he got mad He keeps on line saying he's never even heard a car It's more likely he's watching his house with an acular

And I'm a killer, I'm a ghost And I leave the most, and I'm never fucked where you went We know that Tajreen, he's Coral's not mayor He wants him dead, but at the same time he doesn't care Talkin' like he waving on me, bruh We ain't care He's talking like he's waving on me bruh We ain't never seen it, we ain't no me bruh He just drowned the birds, know me bruh With the words, know me bruh

Yeah seein' them more baby and I do it too real Being in this shit, tryna make you fuck with me Or get them down a steady coming and I need them to stay I've been doin' this shit well, watchin' me again, I'm down a steady comin' And I need him to stay How they doin' this shit? Well, watchin' my back Cause I know I'm snakes in my grass Snakes in the grass I know them snakes in my grass Snakes in the grass

And me I know them snakes in my grass While I sleepin' in this home, man Right to the studio You seein' me Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Bring the back lead of his car While he's on the swivel While I sleep in an ass home and practice doing new y'all He's seeing me, ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay I'm in the backseat of his car while he's on the swing I'm in the backseat of his car while he's on the swing

I'm in the backseat of his car while he's on the swing I'm in the backseat of his car while he's on the swing I'm in the backseat of his car while he's on the swing You don't really know me bro No, it's crazy Be a trippy He's been here for a minute and 46 seconds Carl hasn't fired back He's running before pie gets him The only place he might be safest Gary Indiana Something, something, something

Harry's in banana I'm snacking Nash I'm snacking Nash You don't really want to be the one who's fucking Nash He's seen him all in the Umbra He's like a dragon You don't want to be the one who's fucking next to me I'm standing on the mountain and I'm pretty quiet like a dragon If you don't wanna understand how we really have been I'm a monster, I'm a mutant, yeah

I'm a demon, yeah, I come on this beat like a fucking evil And I'm eating boy, yeah you lookin' so hungry I've been doin' this shit, it's why you're lookin' low My name is animal, cause I'm a beast boy I do this forever, I'm'm a beast boy I do this forever I'm like thanks to him for me I'm six and a grass oh yeah oh

six and a grass oh yeah I'm oh yeah I'm oh

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah, you see some herding, herding, herding Oh, no, they'll see me in the grass Oh yeah, let's see some of the grass Oh yeah, you see them every day Snakes in the garage.

Looks rapies. Razimata's Animal Crosley. Come and ask you. W-A-T-P-F-I-V. Vic, any more dick pics coming through recently? Um, no, but I apparently have brozoned every relationship I've been in. Okay. And there's a couple of viewers who only listen for Stuttering John, OP, or the voicemails. They'll like skip through the show. So how do you feel about that?

That's fine. Yeah. We talk about Sudary John and Opie on our Patreon. Where they could get even more of that. Hey, Vic, thank you so much for coming on and for reading some reviews. And what sex position do you finish in? Well, by myself would be the my favorite position.

All right. How about you? I'm a nun now, so I'm married to Jesus. Okay. Fair enough. Were you not going to get any more dick pics saying that kind of shit? Yeah, no one likes this part of the show. You guys should all just kill yourself. you