Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep211 - The Vocal Fries Pod

Episode Date: June 21, 2020

I know what you're thinking, there's just not enough things in this world to be outraged about. We need get really fired up about something trivial and possibly made up. Well good news, this week we discuss "linguistic discrimination." I have an idea, let's shut down all of the colleges and universities for five years and see what happens. Couldn't hurt. Andeee joins the show to run through Howard Stern in black face, why Opie hates Howard, Chris D'Elia being a creep, Brendan Schaub's reaction, Stuttering John getting hacked, and much more.  Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So we're officially going to two bonus episodes a month and we'll continue to crank those out. For all the people who are signed up on our Patreon, also we encourage our listeners to go to five star review at iTunes and then shit all over in the comments section. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called The Vocal Fries. I chose this because I heard an ad for it during the Wild Patch. That was the terrible podcast we reviewed last week.

Right. In the night, both listed the show separately, we have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Megan Figueroa and Carrie Gillan. It's two linguists who do a show and what's the point of their show Andy? Making me feel bad. I feel so bad because I listened to producer Chris and I listened to the show last night out of the porch

and we listened to an episode and it's like their fourth episode ever and it was called Grammar Nazi, N-O-T-Z-I, for some reason. And it was a lot more lighthearted than the one that you listed to. I listed to this morning. Yeah, holy shit. I was like, oh poor Andy. Well, that was the one that got teased. Correct.

Oh, that's what we're doing. Sorry, I listed to it all the time. It was the most recent one of that time. God, Pat was like, oh, I want to do that one. It's so fun. Dude, you do not want to do this show. I was telling my wife about it. She's just like, why do you have to be on all the ones

that are going to get you docks to fire it? I know. So this is a show about linguistic discrimination. Who is the audience for this? There's got to be three people in every college that major in this. Who cares if we be three people in every college major in this. Possibly know that this is a thing. Yeah. Linguistic discrimination. I feel like the people that enjoy the Big Bang Theory

enjoy this podcast. There's people who enjoy the Big Bang Theory. They saved you. Should we listen to their podcast? I don't know. So like real asshole. Show us out for a long time. Good point. Andy, since you had a listen to the War of Step of Sone, and I feel so bad for you, do you want to play a clip that sums up the show? Oh, God. How to sum it up. We'll just start from the beginning.

This first clip has them explaining that there's, I guess there's an academy of language for different, like like Spanish or French. So this is the French language academy explaining the gender of coronavirus. Right. Right. And the romance language is every object has a gender. It's either law or law. Right.

So they have to decide these things so they decided what COVID-19 was. Right. So there is a French academy that monitors the French language. The Academy front says it has deemed COVID to be, I believe, masculine. And this is grammatical gender. Grammatical gender, yes, obviously. Yes, yes. It can't possibly be the other one. I agree.

Oh, COVID doesn't have a big dick. It's got big dick energy. It's getting things done. And it's the big David set of diseases. But then it's awesome because right after that clip too, you don't forget all that. Yeah, they went on and on about how it's male and this is why it's male and actually in Montreal they speak a different dialect and this is their version of it is this and then they go like this. Oh, so actually I got this wrong.

So actually the Academy front says is saying no, it should be feminine, it should be la, because of the la maladie. Like they're saying Quebec. So they're saying they can't be quite correct. It just got a fun. So that was her with show prep. You're gonna get completely wrong. For a while, too.

Like that conversation went on for a while. Yeah, I'm gonna grab a cheeky, just like a woman. Can't make up its mind. Okay, I want to start off by talking about the episode that we listen to because they're linguists. They talk about how they're not grammar snobbs or as some people might call it a grammar nazi. We're talking about the grammar snobbs among us, right? But we used to call grammar nazis but it seems unfair to call them that now. It does and I've always wondered why you

would want to be called that anyway. So they say, you know, we used to always say grammar nazis when you're really strict about it. But nowadays, it doesn't seem like, and they lean into this too, this is great. People would put grammar nazis, like put things about them so, like, that to describe themselves. That's true, yeah.

They adopted it. Yeah, like a badge of honor. Yeah, I wonder how many people still use that now. I know. Real naz Nazis have kind of ruined it Yikes They just yikes Nazis and what's so great about this is they say you know It used to be fine to say grab a Nazi because Nazis weren't that bad, but nowadays Dummies Nazis peaked to the 1940s when Nazis were like really bad guys, it was in the 1940s. They haven't gotten worse.

They're not trying to exterminate a state of race of people actively right now. Yeah, maybe they want to. And you owning it isn't any better. People would say that because of somebody who's an asshole, like when you text why oh you are and when it should have been why oh you are E and somebody points it out. You're like oh fuck you grammar Nazi. You don't think go. Oh yeah, I am Gonna correct your grammar and I'm gonna shave the sides of my mustache I just thought that was so funny like I did took me a back cuz these are like well nowadays You wouldn't want to be a grammar Nazi like we gonna start a whole world war over those assholes. We're like cutting out guys Let's fucking Nazis were bad news. They invented auto correct just for that. All right speaking of Nazis We're gonna get into there's two types of linguists There's prescriptive and descriptive okay a prescriptive linguist is the person who wants people to follow the grammatical rules

of language. I can't believe I'm saying this. Okay, I have no idea what you're talking about. All right, let's just get into this. This is not explaining that they're descriptive and the people who are prescriptive want to be able to speak correctly. Linguists are describers. We look at what's actually out in the real world

and we describe that. And then we also try to explain it. But we look at the real world. Prescriptivists want the world to be in a particular way. So they want people to speak on right in a particular way. And it really comes down to, this is like centuries ago, it's a different men, different white men that, depending on the era,

we're trying to make English seem more like Latin. So I'm not as educated as these two nomnots, but what she's explaining is there's rules to language. And it's because white men were assholes, which is weird, because I think rules to language. And it's because white men were assholes, which is weird, because I think rules and language are extremely important. It makes it so that we can actually communicate with each other and understand each other.

Yes. If there were no rules, language would not work. All right. So they're saying that this is all because of this past patriarchy that there's grammatical rules in which we have to follow. They are against this for some reason. I'm just gonna go down this road for a minute

and then we'll hop back to your fun episode. Oh God, okay. All right, so they're talking about their descriptive and the difference with them. Right, and when we're trying to explain what we see, we do it without judgment. And I think that that's important. And how many teas are there in the word important?

That's imparant. I don't think there are any teas in the way that you said it. I couldn't even say it right. So where does it Ebonyx fit into this? Oh, did they talk about that? They don't talk about Ebonyx. I haven't heard that one. What? Actually, I think, but they don't talk about ebony comics. I haven't heard that one. What?

I'm actually at the, but they do, they just, they do speak to them. They do speak to all the rules. Correct. And they think that that's just fine. And they're totally cool with that.

More importantly, we have to know that when you do correct somebody's grammar, it's actually racist. This is not okay. Cause what really what we're doing when we're being prescriptivists is we're really being racist and classist. An ableist is something that's...

Yeah. So there are specific rules because one of these women has a master's degree in English. So they know that there are grammatical rules. Yeah. People break those rules and if you call them out at it, you're a racist. And that's the abonix. That's the abonix piece coming back to us. Is that insane thinking? Are you right through rules? Yeah. I just try to obey them from time to time. So people know what I'm talking about. It's giving giving stupid people a pass.

It's like, aw, aw, aw, aw, that's classic, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, a community college, an English class, or a grammar class at a community college. You already heard what your thoughts are on grammar. It was invented by a white man and it was bad. Yeah. So, this is what you're saying. Yeah, I saw this. It was really hard for me as a linguist. I needed money, so I taught at a local community college, which I actually loved, but I was teaching

grammar, and that's really hard to do when you're like, well, I don't wanna feel like I'm prescribing how these people should speak. Could you imagine you're teaching a math class as I was like, two plus two is five, you're like, I don't wanna offend you, that's one way to look at it. Another way would be the correct way to look at it. Why is it any different with grammar or English? What are you talking about? I know. You're not go correct way to look at it. Why isn't he different with Crabber or English? What are you talking about?

I know. You're not offending people. It's not classist or racist. If somebody, if I'm in high school and I'm sitting next to a guy that's learning the same thing as me and I'm getting it and he's making armpit fart noises. Yeah.

That's not clad. He's just a idiot. You're being an ableist, Abby. Oh, am I? All right. Let's get back into. He's just an idiot. You're being an ableist, Andy. Oh, am I? All right. Let's get back into the patriarchy because they exploited it. They did like any of the rules to grammar.

And then they started explaining what the rules are to grammar after that. Okay, so now that we've talked about why, let's talk about what some of these prescriptive rules are. And again, they're made up, they're made up rules. Somebody just decided one day, aha, I'm gonna make this a rule. And then for some reason, people stuck with it. Patriarchy. And because the patriarchy is why we talk the way that we do, for some reason, we have rules

to language and we stick with them. It must be the patriarchy. Keeping us down. They get more into how upset they are that white men are the ones who created these rules. Remember we're talking about English. A very specific language. White men didn't create all rules about all languages, but they sure did about English. But then it's like the people empowered that keep perpetuating those rules and unfortunately people empowered and white dudes. So yeah, yeah. Also because English was originally spoken mostly by white people.

So that's true. Yeah, not a lot of African tribes got to say if this one, what's confusing about this? Why are they upset about this? You have to get people on the same page when it comes to speaking a language. Somebody has to say something about what we can all agree on. And if it was a white guy that did it, Tari, they've decided that the rules are fucked. Not because they dislike the rules, but because a white man created them, or white men created them.

So then they start thinking about, well, what if we recreated the rules? Because you heard or say earlier, the rules are made up. All rules are made up. Are you right? It's not the rule of gravity. Those rules are made up!

Yuffing! Yeah, stupid idiot. See, I just used language to show you the sheerity. So this is, they want to fix the problem, but there's no possible way with their worldview that they got. Although the problem with reforming the English writing system, which I've said many times that we should do, the problem with it is then how do you, which dialect do you choose? Yeah. So it's not going to happen.

No. So if they were to create new rules to fix it It would inherently be racist So they cannot fix it now remember this is progressive thinking They cannot make progress is that ironic they can't make progress because of their progressive thinking makes everything racist Yeah, I think it's all the profound thing I've ever said makes everything racist. Yeah, I think it's the most profound thing I've ever said. Hahaha. It's fucking DULTS!

Kicking out of their own way. Language keeps evolving anyway. And you think it was a white man that started saying, I-I literally can't even- I can't- I literally can't even. Hahaha. I-I white guy came up with that, I'm sure.

A couple more people say it all the time now. A couple more clips. This explains why it's classist to corrupt somebody's grammar. Like you were talking about the guy making armpit farts next to you. Yeah, not his fault. And I guess we should say not their fault. And I guess we should say why it's racist and classist. I mean, again, writing is artificial.

If you don't know the difference between you or you or in your in writing, this may be because of the education system that you grew up in, the quality of it, how far you got your education, how many times you were made to practice this, right? Like, if you didn't go that far in your education system from one reason or another, and maybe that's because of socioeconomic reasons, so class, then you don't have time to practice this. And again, these are things that you practice and you learn, so that's one reason. Yeah.

No shit, Sherlock! No shit! No shit, Sherlock! No fucking shit, Sherlock! Or you elected to go ride bikes instead of doing your homework. We know that some people are less educated and don't speak as well, and then we make fun of them for that.

It's how we shame them in the getting an education. It's a very important part of culture and society. Lastly, I want to play on this topic and then we'll make it more fun. No, we won't. We're going to my clips, we won't. Yeah, good boy. All right. So this is something called code switching.

Yeah. Are you familiar with this term? No. I was it. Code switching is the ability, and I'll say it for them, because they didn't say it this way. Basically, to go back and forth between talking black and talking white.

OK. Because you see this all the time, Hillary Clinton does it a lot of people do, right? So this is them talking about code switching. Yeah, and you're totally right. Like when I said code switch to the school set, like let's use this language in the school setting, it felt so wrong, like my stomach kinda hurt.

So like, oh, there's so many fucked up reasons. Why so-called standard American English is the one that we use in a school setting. And that's problematic on so many reasons, so racist, so clas... Like so many terrible things intersect to make that the reason why and that's the language you use in the school.

The way we all agree to talk is so problematic. Did you hear that, Eddie? It's problematic for so many reasons. There's no pleasing things fucking people. There's nothing we could possibly do. That they would say, all right, I'm good now. Let's all move on and just live in society together. So how are you supposed to do that?

Like if Michelle Fyfer can't walk into dangerous minds and turn her chair around and sit on it backward and teach a bunch of black students when I'm where you know, how do you get on the same page? That's how you do it. That's how you do it. I think you got to figure it out. By the way, I want to point out these linguists who are majors at English and the thing that you have with those professors, the one woman is a scientist. Yeah, she talks about she's a scientist. I mean, I don't know what she studies. She talked, I don't know, you listen to the whole thing.

I tried that. There was a bag in there. I think it's from minute 20 to minute 35. Just straight monologuing. Yes. You would have thought nobody else was on the show. Correct. They're all looking at a word.

They're all looking at a word. They're all looking at a word. And so you would think they'd be really good at English. Here's my like supercuts. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like um, grammatically correct. They talk like fucking idiots. Yeah. Which is shocking. No, do they have vocal fry? A talk. Oh yeah. But it's called vocal fries. So I knew what to zoom in on that too much.

Like, all right. I knew what I was signing up for. But you know not a talk? What do you got to do? Well, let's see. Well, I'll keep it a little light. But so they're... Yeah, let's lighten up the mood a little bit.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. They're obviously, you know, fancy themselves keep it a little light. So they're... Yeah, it's lightened up the mood a little bit. Jesus Christ. They're obviously fancy themselves as language experts, but they're definitely not audio engineers. The music bed for this, they just use it over and over and over and over again. And they segue between segments with it.

Yeah. Now, we'll play this and it's kind of like a little bouncy lighthearted, you know, it sounds like Peter Frampton sort of like, wow on it. You should just go one into another, not like this. Let's hear clip three. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, you feel like we do. Bored as hell, yes.

I mean, you're supposed to fade into the next thing. You don't hard cut out in the back. Well, I think it's worse than that. I think they have it on a loop. Whatever they're playing it through, sound card or whatever. It just loops on them at least. So it got to the end and then it just started over again. Something that is so easily fixed and bounced.

So easily fixed and bounced. And they had things that they absolutely didn't post, the episode I listened to, where they cut in little segments from movies and stuff and had a little bit of fun. So I imagine they're listening back to this. Maybe not anymore, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know why they would. It's hard to listen to, man.

It's a slog. Oh yeah, especially the one I Listen to that's what I'm talking about the one I listen to with producer Chris last night. We're laughing our ass It's fun to listen to yours. I should have asked you instead of just going no, I'm glad you suffered. Yeah But I everybody suffers on this show. The guests, this is of the version of their guest when they introduce her. This is her being excited to be there. So welcome.

Yes, welcome. Thank you so much for being here with us. No, I'm so excited to be on here. I love your podcast. It's hilarious. No. Do you know what show you're at? And the woman who were reacting, they were like,

oh, you think it's, we don't do a funny, oh, okay. Yeah. So this is vocal fries. She sounds like she's on Kueloo. She's on Saurire. I'm excited. She's like, she even said, I think she said she's Starstruck. Yeah.

What are you talking about? You're on the vocal prize podcast. Do these people have a picture on they do, don't they? I heard them talking about bonus episodes. I can't imagine that anybody, like what is the audience for? I still can't figure it out. There's got to be like somebody did a thesis on this and now they are the audience for that? I still can't figure it out. There's gotta be like somebody did a thesis on this and now they are the only people

that are remotely interested in the topic. They have 95 patrons, making $367 per month. I wanna talk to you. Shocking. All right, I'll put it this out there. I said I wanna talk to anyone who actually listens to Suttery John as a fan of his show. That's still out there.

Yeah. Seldy checking out. Whoever wants to do that. If you're a fan of the vocal fries podcast, because Andy keeps asking the question, who is this for? Let's say to this. I don't know.

There's people listening to this though. I guess. On purpose. Same. Pay money for it. There's an audience for this show. Yeah. I really, there's another, this other clip has the host, I can't remember the name of any of the hosts.

One you can, one you has good audio and one is bass. Yeah, that's very true. One's name, Megan, then one's name, Kerry, and I could not tell the world. Right. The guest sounds the best. It's your podcast and the people that are not on it all the time sound the best. The levels are all over the place.

Yeah. At least so I was like the fourth episode. And I was trying to fix it. If you've heard my clips there, it's all over the place. There's no compression done or anything. And yeah, the guests all were very different levels up there. Yeah, even the hosts were different levels. But the host said, oh, you guys use my clip

at one of your conference. Could you please explain why I'm so important? Could you go on and on about me? And actually, UBP ran two awesome workshops with my vocal fry clips at the California World Fared Directors Association last year. Yeah. Which is really cool. Will you just say a little bit about that? What was the purpose of it? Will you tell me why you love me so much? The woman even responded that. I wish you had just a

little bit more of that clip because the woman even responded. You want me to explain why I used your clip? Yeah. Oh, so what the fuck got a question? It's like W-A-T-P voice mail callers like, oh, you're my red band clip. That's all because of me. I want full credit. Holy shit. These women are shockingly dumb and bad at podcasting. All right, Andy, I'll take over again, buddy. Please do. I see that you're looking around. Since I'm trying to decide what I don't want to play, I'm just like, that's not even bothered with Saturday. Since I'm explaining how stupid these people are, here's an example of that.

Yeah, my favorite quote, which is often mis-interviewed to Winston Churchill is, I don't remember the whole sentence, but her favorite quote, she doesn't remember the entire sentence This is a paragraph. It's a sentence. It's my favorite quote. How does it go? Not sure It's my favorite favorite about time. There's a lot of fake laughing That goes on during the show and I approve of that Awesome, okay, well That wasn't edited by me Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha or fun to listen to. Something remotely approaches a joke, they just fly off the handle. By the way, they're talking about how they hate rules. Why do we even have rules?

Everyone should make up their own rules, and then they say this. Yeah, sometimes it's because of that, but also even just English, like the Anglo-Saxon words, we have such a horrible swelling system. Like meat and meat. Yeah, they should be spelled the same.

They're pronounced the same. That sounds like a rule Yes, I think you want to create some new rules of a sudden Fuck it idiot. What like you can't have it both ways. Yeah, you know, I mean That's they they have rules God, I can't even I know Annoying all right,. So this is an actual grammatical rule. One that I pick up on quite a bit when people say it wrong. Oh, I have the thing where I'm always called out for saying less instead of fewer. Yeah. Yeah. I you know, it took me a long time. I was probably in my mid 20s before

I even realized what the difference was. That's how useless that distinction is. I know. I've switched now though, now I use fewer, but. It's useless, but she figured it out. Now she does it right. This one bothers me because you can't say less people listen to OP radio than listen to WATP. You have to say fewer people listen to OP radio

than listen to WATP. That's the grammatical rule. Okay, let's finally tell that right. Let's get that right people. You know what isn't a problem though Andy. Yes. Is slang and people making up their own words. I like to say um relatedly that slang words and texting language is not destroying language or fucking up English grammar. fucking up English grammar. I'm gonna be like, oh you're fucking idiot. It's a joke. This is an example. I don't actually believe the tip comes out of the mode and I don't be more than to be like, oh, you're a fucking idiot. It's a joke. This is an example of them

trying to make a point, but not being able to come up with a single example to illustrate that point. We hear people say things like I've seen it all the time, all the time. And I've really noticed that this is happening across the board board like all the verbs are fluctuating between Past and perfect so see saw sorry see seen or I can't think of another one right now. Can you? Right right written wrote written wrote written I saw you written it. I don't know if I've heard, I don't think I've heard that one.

Epic sale. Jesus Christ. A little bit of prep goes a long way, ladies. So what I'm figuring out is that people will say things wrong and annoy you, but you can't call them out on it. Correct. Or you're an asshole. They used to be grammar snobs.

Yeah. And then they realized that they were being assholes. And I'll tell you why. This is the epiphany that they had. And I feel like I was one of those people that was really proud of that fact too, because I was constantly praised for my writing and for my language.

But then I realized it was at the fucking expense of the language of my parents. Like my parents used double negatives. My parents, you know, like say, ain't or there's these things that they do that would be judged as improper grammar. And I realized how unfair that was. Yeah.

So was that the expense of other people who didn't have good grammar that she was using good grammar, which made it unfair. So in that example, because I'm really good at podcasting, it's really unfair to stuttering John and Patrick Michael and Doug and Anthony from Who's Rights. It's really unfair to those people that I'm so good at podcasting. How does that make any fucking sense? I mean, it's at the expense of your parents, you've slowly figured out that your parents were morons. Right!

So you can- The American dream! You can't let people know that they're speaking wrong. You just quietly judge them and realize that they're morons, and that informs your opinion of people, you know, one-on-one. Or you make a podcast about people talking like idiots and put it out every week.

Whatever! To each their own. All right, Danny, what else you got there? Okay, well, I guess this is probably the one I should have played when you wanted to sum up the show because this is how... Okay, I'll go back in time now, buddy. Right, but this is the, when we were saying

how uncomfortable this listen was, it's because people are talking about, it's very much about what's going on with BLM and the state of what you are now. Now culture now. This is them kind of describing the unconscious bias of, like say, the cops. Does the bias spectrum?

Yeah. Unconscious bias, implicit bias. People often talk about it as like an in-person thing. You know, you hear about, you know, cops and their like split second decision and how they interact with somebody that they suspect might have a gun that goes really wrong. But it can also go really wrong

in like a straight up conversation. So everything from, you know, in Scorsese's casino when the cops shoot the guy because he's carrying tin foil, heroes sandwich, he gets gunned down, or, you know, the people that I work with, tell me that white men can't jump as a documentary. Ha, ha, ha, you know, it's a say, it's all the same.

It's all the same. It's a sliding scale of bell uncomfortable. Can you make each other? Jesus Christ. Oh God. It was, and you know, I just felt like tense the whole time I was listening to this. Oh, it's extremely intense. It's not a fun thing to listen to. And you might want to like put it under a microscope and they make it sound like you

need to have a half hour conversation with everyone you meet. Correct. Like Carl, what are your pronouns? You know, what's your gender? What's your sexual preference? How can you do that with admitting that? I just don't care. Exactly.

That's what you have to do. Just don't care. Yeah. They say this. Don't be an asshole, don't judge. And yet I feel like I was very much judged throughout this entire show. All they're talking about is the patriarchy and white man and we're the fucking broplum and I've got just bias. Like who's doing

all the judging around here? I feel like very judged. And they go on to talk more about the police shootings and how the the police are trained to be suspicious of black males. I suppose suspicious of criminals. Yeah, right, right. And so you remember the old Ape Nintendo game that came with the the the duck hunt gone Hogan's alley. Yeah, yeah, okay. Let's hear Clips out in the movie. Okay. And the really, you know, tragedy of so many young, black men dying because of this sort of ingrained bias. There's been a few studies out there where they use like video games, for example, or like, you know, in person, you know, blank shots

where you have to like shoot, you to shoot with high accuracy and speed, whoever is popping out on your screen with a gun. You can show the bias there, right? I think this has been pretty much everywhere in the news right now. That is a game. We all remember Hogan's Alien. I went back and I looked up with the targets are the bad guys in there not one black I mean it's a new it's a big figure it out everybody's talking about it. They're all Italians. I think so that's racist

Wow Tell you it's our problem. I think we can all agree on that They wonder at the end of the fourth episode. Yeah, if they're gonna have enough content Around this linguistic discrimination, you're gonna keep the show going for a long time. And my partner asked me, is this sustainable? Are there that many topics? I'm like, listen. Yeah, exactly. Don't get me started. wait until I have a microphone in front of me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But they might want to run for the hills You are in a relationship with someone who is awful Waiting to people hear my opinion about everything I want to tell them everything

But we speak it to that they're side off and we got to change our side off on whtp Yeah, I want to use this one. This is fucking great All right, so let's remember that at the end. Did they sign off every week with that weird L? No, I think it's because they were talking about Graham. Oh, too bad. That's a brilliant song. Oh, let's talk about the difference between who and whom.

Now, this is something that I struggle with chromatically. I never know when to use one or the other. Who and whom? Right. Um, every time I hear someone say whom, I want to slap them, it's so unfair. I know. Watch, watch, watch! Wait, do they just say that getting grammar wrong should be met with violence?

Because that seems a little bit off from the rest of the messaging that I was hearing throughout this show. Suddenly, I don't know what to think. Yeah! I thought I was getting it. I thought I was getting it. That we don't judge anyone, no matter what you say. It's the right thing. But if you say whom, I will punch you with a fail.

Like, hey, what? Who were you talking to with that kind of attitude? Who is this for? Who is this for? Well, you know what? As a linguist, a lot of people don't know what we do, right? I wanted that. Yeah.

I do not know what a linguist does. I've never seen a job description that several looking for linguists. I don't know what that is. Yeah. It sounds like a lot of formulating an opinion than backtracking and changing it completely. Yeah, right.

Oh, boy. Hmm. Yeah, right. Oh boy. Well, my clip 9, Carl, the guest describes, when she was in college, they started developing this unconscious bias theory. Okay. And the professor said, you know, I don't think that it's quite there yet. And I guess maybe he went on to like steal their idea.

Okay. And according to her, right, let's hear her describe their terrible science. So that moment when my professor was like, you know, I don't think your science is good enough to take to a conference. Like that's actually his unconscious bias speaking because you talk to that professor and he's like, oh, he's on every board on every pro-diversity,

pro-inclusion thing, everywhere. That is his motto of his thing. But if you looked at his track record only men were being invited to go to conferences. I didn't realize that because I was like oh yeah my science is terrible right. He's probably picking the smart people. Yeah so maybe only men play at NBA teams too. I love you do that. They're the best basketball players. That's how that works. I don't know this guy's biased. I think maybe just trying to fight the smartest people and maybe your paper sucked.

Exactly. I'm just throwing it out there as a possibility. Yeah. Just like, it turns out he didn't pick me because I'm a woman. Mm. I've heard you talk in a podcast. It might be because you're dumb.

Why are you turning a C-plus paper? Yeah. And you didn't want to look like an asshole at a conference. Yeah. I'm starting to think that like an asshole at a conference. Yeah. I'm starting to think that maybe it's because your paper wasn't very good, because I don't know what- I can't tell you when the Pirates of Super Tennis is the same woman. They're talking about grammatical rules. They're talking about grammatical rules, and it's just too much for her to even keep

up with. So you're allowed to incentuses and prepositions as long as the prepositions that are part of a phrasal verb? Mm-hmm. It's just, I mean, we don't think like this when we're speaking, you know? I don't think you think at all when you're speaking. You don't think like that. I'm still happy to. I know it, I know it, I know it, it's show about unconscious bias.

It's like, I can't tell these women apart, they don't have the same person. Thanks for having the same person. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's arts and crafts. Oh, God! Next year, this unconscious bias crafts clip. Is this number 10? I mean, by the way, this is called art project. Any of that can be a number. He's really testing me today. We actually tried it out at the California Welfare Directors Association that we

were talking about earlier. And it went super well. And so you're using social emotional and physical learning of creating, you know, a drawing or creating a bead bracelet or a keychain. And you're also thinking about, you know, okay, this is what is unconscious bias. Here's how I'm applying a tool. Like, for example, individuating instead of stereotyping, is one of the tools. Wait, is it just a kindergarten class? Right.

Or a university. So you're just yelling at somebody about it while they're trying to make Carl. You can't make your boondoggle necklace with just white. You gotta use all the colors, Carl. So many white boondoggle. What the fuck are we talking about right now?

I didn't get this far in the show. I am very confused on what they're even talking about. All right, well, I'm glad that there is a solution. I don't let you when there's problems and no solutions. Yeah, and they're also trying to come up with talking points maybe. They're trying to build talking points and clip 11. They're gonna give you all the tools that you need

to end racism. Oh, oh, good. Yeah. You are on me because I'm not afraid of racism. No, I like to end it. I would love to. So this is good. This is really good news.

Everybody listen closely. You are on me, you know, for whatever reason you're on your own public transit and you see somebody say something to someone who might be Chinese. Like you don't even know, for whatever reason you're on, you're on public transit. And you see somebody say something to someone who might be Chinese, like you don't even know, right? That's something that's racist. What do you say? Like, it's already hard enough to speak up about this stuff without the pandemic, but you have all the stress and stuff on you. Why don't we break it down and make it easy? Easy to press play on this podcast and bore everybody to sleep so that they can't be racist to each other anymore. Oh, that's the solution. That's my solution. If

everyone would just pass out listening to these fucking num-nuts, talk about nothing, they couldn't be racist. Yeah. Are these scenarios that they come up with? You know when you're on a boss and you see someone being racist to a Chinese guy? Yeah. What world have they lived in. I've just never seen this. I think a lot of crazy shit, but don't say anything to the guy. It's insane. Let's get into some quick vagina talk. This is I'm talking about the word vagina. Yeah, people get squicked out about female genitalia, but I think it's also just not an attractive word. I don't know. So it was just an excuse to be like hey right and I mean this actually

might just all be Oprah's fault. Well like when she first set the J.J. we were just like well we gotta get rid of a giant an owl. Because of Oprah, so. I'm okay with it. There's a million other words. I mean, I mean, Hey, I'm all at X-Wood. There's a lot to get word for vagina. You don't like vagina. Cuders fun. Cuders a good one.

So this is her explaining that she has a master's degree in English, but she doesn't use that to judge. I technically have a master's degree in English. Okay, so I can say this with certainty that being an English major doesn't mean you have to be an asshole about grammar. Well then what can you be an asshole about? Why you been getting degree? You are being what? You're being an asshole about it? Yeah! Why you even get a degree of a champion asshole about it? I went to school for marketing, I learned nothing and I want to shut the fuck up about it.

This is a clip of them. This actually sums up the shelf for me. I should have played this a while ago, just like you. This is them talking about the hate grammar rules. Another rule that we love, well, me and you love to hate. Ban on ending a sentence in a proposition. This is just bonkers. Agreed.

95 patrons on Patreon. Because they called, end of the sudden it's with a proposition, bonkers. Andy, that'sers. Andy. That's cray cray. That's cray cray. Don't shame. That's such an abasculative term, cray cray.

I am so sorry that we had to listen to this. Yeah, I mean, you're pretty much bullying me, Carl. I'm being othered. I agree with you. I'm clipped eight. Apparently discrimination is anything that makes you feel bad. Oh, you know, for being singled out. Oh, interesting. And that's being authored. Okay. So this is a way, this is many ways that that can happen. I

thought it was good to not be part of the group and to be an individual, but you would not want to bond it with the person that's saying, you know, don't wear your pants on your head, then you're the bad guy. Me from getting bullied or other, and that happened to me in middle school where I got bullied, and I was othered in Columbia actually, because I spoke English well without a Colombian accent. I was othered for, you know, liking school. You know, when I was in school. I was like, that's right, right?

There are two guys, yay. I'm gonna call that. I'm gonna call that. Hey, hey, hey. I got othered for shitting my pants on the bus, Carl. Yes, that's what I got. I got goofed out for. Not big, that's speaking wow.

I'm a victim. Nobody wanted to sit next to me because I smelled like shit. Oh, I'm gonna get that tattooed on my forehead. That's fucking insane. These people want to be victims so badly that they're like, I was the smartest kid in my class. I was really good looking.

And for that reason, people would call me out of those two things. No one thought I was cool good looking and for that reason people would call me out of those two things. No one thought I was cool because of that. She's surprised. Alright, I'm ready to move on, Andy. Please. We have a lot to get to today. Really?

Yeah. I'm excited. I'm very glad to get away from this. I'll tell you that. Me too. Me too. I want to move on because it's music time on WATP starting off with something that Kroge sent in and I forgot to play it last

way. Lenny Krabitz has an offering for us. Are you a boner guy? Oh my god, I just splooged my own face. Hahaha. Very well done. Fantastic. Do you remember Jerry Banfield? Yes. Jerry Banfield, we have to revisit him because...

I actually think this. PJ Fillium's obsessed with him. He's been sending me all these TikTok videos and he's doing this guys all over TikTok. Really? And I guess he sends up a pretty ridiculous out of TikTok. No way. You don't say. So, the Man Brain Podcast put together this remix and gave us permission to play it. That's something pretty ridiculous I've tic-tac-tac-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- I'm saying yes along. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I noticed during sex that I say yes along.

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and I challenge you. Can you say yes a thousand times today? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, it's Jerry Baderfield. We got to give back, uh, the Jerry Baderfield Dread. Oh, yes, yes. We were trying to find a brown note at the end of it. Yeah, I got a little goofy right there.

Beginning I liked. Let's go in and like read late district. Mix my phone. See what's it for me to do. Goofy right there beginning I like that's going on late red late district See what's your permission So I mentioned that PJ's been sending me these TikTok clips and PJ also put together an amazing new parody for our friend Patrick Michael They're very excited to play for everybody right now. Are you ready? I don't know.

Carly, maybe, kids. Alright, losers, let's go! But yeah, today we're going to actually be doing some paranormal stuff. We're going to be talking about some ghosts, man. We got some ghostly interesting things going on. Todd is such a retorn, busting his nuts inside Harley. And I'm Harley. Oh she pops some kids out her strange, went back to work to make them some money. I should be capitalizing on it, but I don't know how. Is he a man or a fact?

How to stay at home? Dad and his kids both have tears in their eyes. Put his kids in the corner. He likes to ignore and record stand-up over their cry. The kids both crying. They are both frightened. Maybe he should go sue them instead of abuse them. It's attention that gets back in so car that gets back

because top of just ignore his kids. And their dads in the closet were caught in his pockets but he's really just ignoring his kids. Ignore his kids. Ignore his kids. Ignore his kids. Ignore his kids. What do you call people who are us a for child neglect?

Yes, PJ bring it it yet again, I Love what PJ says in his songs. Oh, yeah, they're all sparing. No, I'm still writing you can't knock the singing not the writing Let's do a quick idea. This is Larry Blidener, and you are listening to who are these podcasts. Thanks Larry, case you're just jumping to us. So, Kristalia was in the news, this past week. Is that how you pronounce it as a Kristalia or Kristalia? Kristalia.

Kristalia, right? Did you hear about the Kristia saga that's going down? I didn't, I did hear about it. Yeah. But I need to know more about it. Well, I looked into it quite a bit. I don't want to get into it because that's not what we do here on WOTP,

but I hated his podcast. Yeah, he put zero effort into it. He's not a funny guy. I don't think it stand-ups funny. I don't know why he's famous. I know he was on sitcoms and stuff, but I don't find it to be a funny person. All of the sudden, all of these women are coming out

and showing screen captures of him being a creep. And I don't have a problem with that either. I was with their 16 years old. When he was 30, he was trying to get a 16 year old to come to his hotel room. And he was doing a bunch of creepy shit. And I happened to find a clip from his podcast I bet he wishes didn't exist because he says this.

That those days are well or long gone. You ever see a fuck of 14 year old? She looks 30. I've never seen a there's no such thing as a 14 year old girl anymore. They go from like six to 25. That would be a creepy thing to say if you weren't also trying to blow 16 year olds. Yeah, even if you were actually doing it just saying that. Yeah, you're really bad idea.

And of course we know that he plays like a creep. He looks like a creep. He does. And he played one of the workaholics and some Netflix show that he's on. And you know more about the shit that I do, Andy. I'm expectable. Expect you to know this stuff. So the fighter and the kid, another podcast

that we reviewed here, other friends at ROTC, we have Brendan Schaum, Cry on his podcast. This is an MMA fighter. Yeah, he starts crying because he learns that his friend, Kristaliy, as a pedophile

And I have that clip right here I'm at a loss and I'm praying I'm praying that What I'm hearing isn't true. Maybe that's the best way to put it. It's Brian I can't talk It's just You know, it's like it's a weird thing because I said to Brennan. know, it's like, it's a weird thing because I said to Brennan, I said, it's like, you know, it's like watching someone die or something. And also, it's just, you know,

what's important is that we haven't spoken to Chris. No. It's the death of the shred of respect you had for a creve. Is that a bully? What bully? I got to hit some girls come on on Twitter and say it was a creep and brought a shucks crying on his show about it. You should be angry that you liked a person that was a piece of shit. Honestly, if I found that out about you, Andy. I'd be like, yeah, that makes sense. I'm not gonna cry about it on the show.

But get figured All right, so my buddy drew Lane from the Drew and Mike show. He has an outstanding podcast that he puts out five days a week He reached out to me because he knows that we reviewed Kristalia show and he didn't understand why Kristalia was popular or famous So he reached out to me is like what do you know about this? So I sent him some information about just Chris Delia. Like this doesn't surprise me at all. The guy has no talent and he's such a narcissist. Yeah.

The ego on this fucking guy. To think that he can just go on a show with no prep work. I don't know if you guys remember the Chris Delia show, but it was literally him going like this, family guy dude, family guy. Family guy dude, you guys watch that show man. Dude, that's a funny fucking show dude, family guy. It's a funny show.

He didn't give an example of a joke, he didn't explain a scenario. He just said family guy was a funny show. And that was his podcast, for no, that's what he did. So my guess, this is surprising. He's trying to fuck 16 year olds. He's a narcissist. He's gonna go and check.

And Drew and I were going back and forth. So thankfully, Drew, when they introduced the crystal-y stuff they wanted to talk about, started talking about me and W-A-T-P, and I have some good news that I want to share here. This is from the Drew and Mike show. And I'm trying to think about Carl's been doing recently. Has anybody here, I haven't known like three weeks

haven't so fucking busy and I love the show. Yeah, I haven't. So I like when I stack up a few, I haven't listened to it, it's fun to go back and when I have some time and I'm gonna do that. And Carl, even. So, I like when I stack up a few, I haven't listened to it, it's fun to go back and when I have some time and I'm going to do that. And Carl, by the way, asked if we'd be interested in having a segment with him, maybe like a once a month where he ran some clips from some really shitty pockets.

No, I like Carl. He's a good guest. You know why? Because he listens. I think Carl would be, if we did it once in a while, I think it would be funny. I mean, we could use another feature, couldn't we get a sponsor? He did the... Hey!

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That's right. We're gonna have a regular segment on the Drew and Mike show and I'm very excited for that What I told him was this is terrestrial radio. No, it's a podcast. Oh, he used to have a terrestrial radio show and Detroit And now he has a huge podcast. Okay tons of people listen to this show found out about his third Drew Drew and Mike yeah Yeah. So Drew Lane, I mentioned you know, I'm like, you guys talk about celebrities all the time. You're always pissed off that they have podcasts. Why don't I just come on every now and again, we'll just break down to celebrity podcasts. Ooh, yeah.

One of the shows that they're obsessed with, which you'll appreciate, is that, what's up, Millennials? What was the name of that show? Morning Toes. Morning Toes. No, but Millennials, good morning. They're obsessed with that. What about millennials? What was the name of that show? Morning toast. Morning toast. Hello, millennials. Good morning.

They're obsessed with that. So I was like, well, we could probably revisit that. That'd be a fun movie segment to do. So anyway, we're going to start doing a regular thing. The Drew and Mike show. I'm very excited about that. Drew's an awesome guy.

And this is more of him talking about how awesome I am. The thing I love that Carl does, Stuttering John has the worst podcast. Barnut is so bad. And, you know, he always, he seems to go to OP and Stuttering John, like every couple weeks he'll have a couple clips from those shows. Oh, they are.

I haven't heard OP on there. Is OP, podfated? I have no idea. From OP and Anthony. He's got one on May 10th. NPR has put out a podcast that will help you get through the pandemic of the coronavirus. The experts give you amazing advice like get some sleep and eat healthy food, dynamite content. It's called the social distance assistance.

I cannot emphasize enough if you see who are these podcasts and you see the shows about Stuttering John, he's included. Be sure to listen to at least that part because it's just incredible. He is all about telling his guest about all the great things he does and he doesn't really, he's not really interested in the guest. They're just there to sort of hear about his accomplishments. We have some amazing Stuttering John news coming up and I'll just tease it. Thanks to my friend Jackie Marlow for getting a scoop.

Nice. We are scooping some Southern John shit to that. So stoked about it. But before we do that, I also want to talk about the No Agenda show. Yeah, I sent in a note I donated to their show and they read my note. And this is Adam Curry reading my donation note

on No Agenda from this past episode. Recently, I was a guest on the Grumpy Old Benz podcast with fellow nights Ryan Ben Rosen, Darren O'Neal. After our great discussion, I knew it was time to donate. Speaking of my appearance on Grumpy Old Benz, we all agree that JCD would make an excellent guest host on, uh, who are these podcasts? John, you have an open invitation. Anytime you want to come on and make fun of a podcast with me, I know it's something you've always wanted to do. I think you are uniquely qualified.

Anyways, keep up the great work. I'll take a classic in the morning for my jingle and a podcast, Karma, Cheers, or Carl with a K. I think you should take them up on. I think that will be a hit show. In the morning. And you you should take them up on. I think that will be a hit show. In the morning, and you're karma. You've got karma. Seriously, considering you should do more than one guest host. It'd be great. You'd love doing that. I would love doing that.

In fact, I will. I right now just make the comment. I will do it. Excellent. There'll be fantasies. So John C. DeVorek has agreed to do the show. I emailed him yesterday. He wrote me right back. He said he wants to pick the show that he's going to do. So he's going to pick the show. He wants to make the show. That's awesome. To make fun of. So that's awesome. And let's put the pressure on. Let's make sure the JCD follows through with this because that would be Outstanding Jackie I saw your nobody. I'll check that out before we talk about Suddering John I gotta talk about this Howard Stern thing that happened this week. Yeah

Go ahead. What are you looking at me for did you see what happened to Howard Stern? Well, I mean It's no shit. It's 20 years old that he did this shit. Now everybody wants to be mad about it now. It's 27 years old. Yeah. It's crazy.

Okay. This is the reason why it was crazy then too. I know. So, if you haven't heard the news, Howard Stern, there was a video going around with him in blackface. And the way they spliced this video together with a recent appearance on the view, I think, is what shows the hypocrisy. Yeah. Because Howard Stern has a new image now. He's squeaky clean. He's part of Hollywood. He hangs out with all his celebrity friends.

Well, that's the crazy part. That he went on the view and tried to act like it never happened. So this is a clip from him on the view. And I think this is last year when he was on his book tour of motion. This is him saying how he never used the N word. I found your show so offensive. I'm gonna use. Thank you. Thank you, I thought I figured, right?

You were talk-talk. Talk. You were talk-talk. You used the N word a lot. You did really? I used the N word. Wait a second. Hold on. I use the N word. Wait a second. Hold on.

I can't remember it. What be hold on. Wait, wait, wait. We have a guy on from the Ku Klux Klan who very freely use the N word. And my belief was, hey, say it out in the open. Yes. I didn't use the N word. Let's be very clear.

So this is where Howard gets himself into some trouble. Yeah. Howard's third was the Shackia Shackia. Right. And what you do when you're on the view as you say, that was a different time. I was a different person. Exactly. I was going for just to be Shackia's before the Internet. How you diffuse that?

Yeah. Right. I said... I remember multiple incidents of him using the N. Of course. I mean granted granted oftentimes he was repeating something somebody else said or he was talking about You know it in the context of Controversy comedy I'm not saying the guys are racist. He definitely is not you know I wouldn't say that no and I don't think Robin Quivers would say that either. Correct. Yeah.

So, he goes on the view and instead of just saying, yeah, I mean, I was a shocker. Yeah, don't say you never use the word. You do that when you use the word. And many capacities. So, this is a video of him in Blackface. And- So that will channel nine show? I'm not sure if it's from the channel nine show.

Maybe the paypal. Maybe Blackface. Maybe the paypal. And that was channel nine show. I'm not sure if it's from the channel nine show or maybe the cable. Maybe blackface. But this is a skit where he's Tony, he's Ted Danson in blackface. And Sherman Hemsley is playing Woopy Goldberg. If you see this video, obviously not. And they're talking to Robert Quivers. And it's making fun of the fact that Ted Danson

did dress up in blackface Right, which by the way no one's talking about. Yeah, I don't know what you got exactly All his blackface talk keep dancing. It's a pass. I don't even love Ted Dixon But this is how we're goofing out the fact that Ted Dixon did that. You're right. It's time. We'll be done road everything. I'm gonna say here tonight. So it's all right. Eat that right. You're smelly niggas.

I didn't write that. Where you use a smelly niggas All right, let's listen to one more joke from that bet Hey Robin, what does your call our black rocket scientist? I don't know It's always a jack, yeah. Yeah. Congratulations, Jackie. It's always a jack. You want to cancel somebody, cancel that.

Seriously? He's already writing this shit. That's so unfoddy. All right. So obviously, Howard now has to come out and defend this, defuse it, apologize, maybe. Yeah. He has to do something.

So I'm all ears. I don't listen to how I do anymore. I'm all ears Monday morning. What's he gonna say? Cause it's all blew up over the weekend. What's he gonna say? It starts off with his spokesperson, Mary Ann from Brooklyn, defecting him. Oh God.

And I know it was done with Yuma. And yes, we make mistakes in life we all do. And it was a bit that was a spoof, that was a spoof. You know what I mean so alright so according to Mary Ann from Brooklead it was done in humor and we've all made mistakes in life and it was a bit that was a spoof on a spoof it's a company excuses you want to make for this guy yeah as a white woman that wasn't even there right Right, get the fuck out of here. We get it. You like Howard Sturge, you don't want him to get in trouble. Okay, it's fine.

All right, so let's get into Howard's reaction to this because this is fascinating. Howard immediately begins spinning the story. It seems that Donald Trump Jr. and some other guy who I never heard of, but he's a conservative guy. I guess they got together in a war room and they uncovered something really big. They uncovered that I did a fucking crazy show 30 years ago on radio and TV. Yes.

Okay. So according to Howard Stern, Donald Trump Jr. went in and uncovered this footage in order to get Howard in trouble. Okay. Okay. Now I'm going to point something out. It was actually a guy named Tareek Nashid who put the video up. Okay. And Donald Trump Jr. must know what he did. He retweeted it. He retweeted it. And this is important. A Trump tweeted something? Yeah, I don't. I got it.

This is important information because wait until you see how he spins this. But before we get into that, this is how we're explaining away what's going on. I was insane on the radio. If you brought up a topic I would talk about it. And when we had the Channel 9 TV show, whatever was in the news, I would talk about.

There's your headline. And yes, if Wopey Goldberg and Ted Danson went to the Friars Club and did Blackface and use the N word, I went on the air that week and did a sketch about it and put it on television. And shockingly, this wasn't even done in a back room somewhere. I did it on TV and radio.

So. All right. So I'm kind of on board with that. I was insane. I did a lot of crazy things like, okay, these are all things that can be brought up in the view. Cindyery to do. That doesn't mean go run and smear a Hershey bar on your face and start yelling the You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you brought out the hard, hard Edward J. Joe. Yeah, it's a little tough, but what I don't care.

I don't think anyone should be canceled for that sort of thing. But listen to how, how it justifies it. You know, whatever. So yes, they're, they have uncovered thousands of hours of tapes of me completely insane doing whatever the fuck, whatever you think could be insane, I was it. I think there was one time on David Letterman, I want to bring a dead horse on. We don't want a horse on the word.

You want me to drag a horse on to the stage. Yes. So his defense is, you think I was racist? I was also cruel to animals. I got a white shaman to be for that. I wanted to drag a dead horse on TV. Well, that doesn't make blackface better. What do you, what are you just trying to distract us?

Like, we know what we're talking about here. And it's not your appearance on David Letterman. So then this is when he starts to change the narrative. I said so, the shocking news to me, quite frankly, was that Trump Jr. and I assumed Donald is putting him up to this, but doesn't want to talk directly to me, quite frankly, was that Trump Jr., and I assume Donald is putting him up to this, but doesn't want to talk directly to me. I've been very critical of Donald,

particularly about COVID-19, and it's not wearing a mask, and talking about the lies that have been told, and I don't understand why you have to lie about the size of the crowd. And I think it's, you know, so. So now, how it has decided in his fucking P brain that Because Donald Trump Jr. Retweeted this the president of the United States was decided that he's gonna take down Howard Stern

via Twitter with a video Does that even sound plausible to you? There's no way and Howard goes and the reason why I did it is because I said that the crowd at the presidential inauguration wasn't as big as the spokesperson said it was. That was four years ago. Nobody cares about that anymore. Doesn't Trump have enough on his plate? Are you denying making about Howard Stern once in the last four years?

He says Trump Jr. is in a war room trying to figure out how to take down Howard Stern and his father put him up to it No Trump Jr.'s on Twitter. It goes that's funny retweet. I wouldn't have the same thing They're carrying down Christopher Columbus statue I know over the country and they see you this fucking asshole that's making billions of dollars for putting out maybe one of the worst fucking shows on satellite radio right now And then like let's get rid of this fucking guy not Trump Every other black person that's that thinks that Howard Stern doesn't deserve what he's got right now I don't even think black people give a shit to be honest with you

I've never heard of black person get that upset about the black face Yeah, I don't know what you said tweeted this originally. Oh, well, yeah, I don't to reek in a sheet I don't know he's like a filmmaker something. Oh, okay, so he might be I don't know how many cares somebody gives a shit All right, this is more of how we're stirring Masterfully spinning it and now we're not even talking about the same thing anymore The big the big I'm not gonna drone on about this, but the big headline is this, and this is my fear in all of this. I was able to change my approach and able to change my life and change how I communicated.

If I had to do it over again, would I really lampoon Ted Danson, a white guy, in blackface, doing, yeah, I was lampooning him and saying, hey, fuck, I, you know, I'm going to shine a light on this. But what I go about it the same way now probably not, not probably wouldn't. But at the same point, I will say it's, it, it fucking distresses me that Donald Trump Jr. and Donald themselves won't go into psychotherapy and change. When I change the way you're approaching things? Because dude, wearing a mask is not a bad thing. You know, telling people the actual size of the crowd at your inauguration is okay.

So he takes it from, I didn't do anything wrong. Plus, I'm better now. I got therapy and you should get therapy. President Trump, you need therapy. Therapy. Say what you want to a president Trump. He's not doing a great job. He's the president of the United States. He's done a couple of things while it's life.

You need therapy. I think Howard, what are you talking about? He had nothing to do with this. You're the one who went on TV in Blackface, and then went on TV 17 years later, and said you've never done the Edward. Fucking idiot. I think Howard Stern should be canceled,

but not because of the black face, because his show's not. It's a show suck, it's a Marcy Turk. That's why you cancel Howard Stern, his show's not funny anymore. But this is how he spins it all the way into now celebrating his show. You wanna concentrate on me and bully me,

and expose me, with all the TV shows I've done. They're all out there. You want to concentrate on me and bully me and, you know, and expose me, you know, with all the TV shows I've done. They're all out there. There's nothing new here. We all know I was the craziest motherfucker on radio. There will never be a show crazier than mine. There will never be a show ever that was as fucking wacky as my show.

So crazy that I think I might have been insane. So that was like giving myself props. Did she all quickly turn that into, this is everyone against me, they're bullying me, and I had the greatest show ever. Yeah. Wow, this doesn't explain away the racist black face. They get all, but oh, okay.

I said one more clip to the world. I did everything to get attention. And now I'm getting it, now I don't want it. I said one more clip to play because people were posting, I mean, that wasn't the only time Howard Sir was in blackface. She was right. Yeah, I didn't even think this was the clip you were going to play. Right.

He did it multiple times. On the Channel 9 show, he was Clarence Thomas. Yeah. And Clarence Thomas is of course a Supreme Court justice. And put the pub on the coke. The pub on the coke and yeah, talking to Anita Hill about porn. This isn't a history show, Andy. That what this is.

But anyway, this is Howard playing Clarence Thomas. And this Jackie laugh is so over the top, I guess. Fucking guy. This is like the Parisism. This is, this is favorite joke. This is the parody of Jackie laugh, because it's something that Jackie P Jackie puppet is laughing at this. The honorable Clarence Thomas.

Oh, Gbunga. Sorry, anyway. I can't see Jackie. That's fucking amazing. Fucking idiot. Guess who else wanted to weigh in on this how it's turned controversy Um. OP was asked about Howard Stern. Yes, let's get the least popular opinion, like fucking carers. Who could possibly care about his opinion.

I love that OP is asked about this. So he does these shows now where he's just reading comments as they come through. And he's asked about this Howard Stern controversy because aside from every mainstream news outlet, CNN, New York Times, Washington Post, none of these people have talked about Howard Stern. They'll talk about anyone else in Blackface, but some of his not Howard Stern, no, we can, whatever. But it's a big deal and they decide to ask Opie about it. Opie immediately makes it about him.

So then Stern, you know, he wants to be known as I guess a Liberal now He wants to be known as Hollywood Howie. He wants to be known as a great interviewer Although Ron Bennington destroys Howard Stern as far as interviewing skills go and I'm not too bad myself damn it I'm gonna put my name on that list To a good God. Oh God. He thinks it's a good interviewer. It's the fucking words He's the worst he doesn't listen. He doesn't prep. He doesn't know what anyone's talking about. It's it's it's is that surprising that he would say that it's not Surprising that he would say it. Yeah, I can point ridiculous thing to say Okay, fucking nut. I agree with that. He says,

Ron Bennington, Ronnie B. Is a better interviewer. I agree. I love Ron Bennington. He's fabulous. You might also say, Joe Rogan. You know.

Other people who aren't known for giving really good interviews. I mean, you're gonna go way down the list before you take it. Greg Hughes. You know who else thought that OP-Sucked interviewing people? His co-host Carl Ruiz.

And as I might remind you from this clip, coming back a year and a half. You stayed here because if not, you're gonna start interviewing everybody. Why can't I interview people? It gives me fucking stress, and today's not the right day. I will set this whole place on fire. Why do you get so stressed out when I wanna talk

to the people of New York City? Because you have a particular talent that makes things. What's up, sir? Yeah, there it is. It makes things so... Your face is so arrogant. How are the... Let's ask Gary Bucy if OP is an interviewing table.

Oh, shit. Does anybody that has ever been interviewed by OP if he's good at interviewing people? Ray Liotto was on OP in Anthony. Yeah. OP did have anything to say to the guy. And at one point Ray Liotto was over at and Anthony. Yeah. OP did have anything to say to the guy. And at one point, really, he would have looked over and said,

okay, okay, talking to Anthony. Because OP did have anything prepared to talk to Ray Liot. What are the biggest movie stars ever? Did have a question for the guy. He's playing Candy Crush. He's probably playing Candy Crush. What a dance all. All right, let's listen to OP's terrible take on this.

And it's very simple because back then, when he was doing the black face and he was yelling and screaming the N word, no one had a problem with it. The culture's different today. What is he talking about? Nobody had a problem with Howard Stern. That's his thing on this.

Guys, I don't know what we're making a fuss over this. Nobody cared at the time. Well then why is he famous? His boss was actively trying to get him fired. He was just doing everything he could to get attention, drawn to him, including racist shit. And according to OP, nobody had a problem with him yelling the Edward on his radio show.

What's in there endless letter campaign from the NAACP trying to get him taken off the radio. So this is brings up my next clip that I wanted to fly for Andy. But what that said, all this stuff he did in the past, if people didn't really have a problem back then and there wasn't a swelling of people

that were offended trying to get him fired, then why the fuck fuck all these years later should a man get fired over that stuff? And I'm only calling him out because he's a radio guy, and he knows better. People were trying to get Howard Stern fired all the fucking time. It was a non-stop thing.

The irony is, it used to be people on the far right. It was like the Christian conservative groups. And now it's people on the far left who want to get everybody fired. It's just switched. But they've always wanted to get Howard served fire What's he talking about nobody even cared about how was served back then? He was the most shocked he was getting fired by the FCC when he talked about What could you possibly be talking about?

You didn't get fired and to opi's credit. He got fired from our market. Oh, that's true The radio group and I came over with the-doh group was took up off of our March just paid out his contract and got rid of him. He got fired all the time. Yeah Howard stirred fired all the time. He's been fired before he knows this. Yeah But you know for once I agree with oh, I don't like cancel culture. I agree with don't be too And it all becomes out. He says I don't want him. Yeah, so I don't I don't like how work But I don't want him canceled. I don't want him. Yeah, I don't like how I work but I don't want him canceled. I don't think anyone should get canceled especially for things like

said fucking seven days. Even OP is like I hate his guts but he's this he shouldn't get. And why does OP hate how her serds guts? I have that bandy. I think this is kind of interesting. And I don't think he should get fired or canceled and I hate Howard Stern. And for the people that don't know why I truly hate Howard Stern, yeah, it was probably the day

that he talked about, you know, skull fucking my dead dad's skull. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! That man is mad! Yeah! That's the... That's the...

That's the... That's the rhythmic! That's the rhythmic! I don't know why he doesn't think that's funny. That's funny. That's terrific. I don't know why he doesn't think that's funny. That's funny. That's pretty fucking funny. Was he in black face when he said that? It only gets funnier.

Just keeps getting funnier and funnier. I just wanted to say right now that if anybody is listening to this just for the OP shit, but you're not on Patreon, you gotta get on the Patreon and listen to the nice Dougie nice Carl Patreon. Thank you for that. Two, two, three weeks ago. Thank you for that promo. We did an awesome episode. I mean it never gets old. He's a bottomless pit of sputtering. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean it was a great thing. Because the thing he does now, the thing he does now the thing he does now is he he goes outside While he's podcasting Nature here's an example of that from the episode I just listened to that sure how normal I am God damn it The bugs are out tonight you mother fuckers and then it's really her that it reminded me of Doug's clip

I'm gonna play this clip. This is from the bonus episode. To have their minds changed. Sorry, I just saw a fucking deer. Sorry about that. Ooh, a bumblebee. Hold on. We interrupt this live broadcast for a bumblebee. Do these things bite? And I want to point out, he thinks he's Brian Regan. Ooh, a bumblebee he thinks he's Brian regan

It's a Brian regan thing. Oh, is it right? I don't know He's constantly doing billbur and Brian regans like oh and Yeah, could you just have your own personal yeah, he just rips out funny or people than him and makes it less funny Yeah, and somehow makes it way less funny Producer Chris and I were just talking about the cause he listened to the Opie shows. Hopefully never has a funny thing to say. So instead he just goes like, damn.

He'll just say things weird. Yeah. And he thinks that's makes it funny. And which worked back in the day when Anthony was telling funny jokes and Jim Dorton was telling funny jokes, then it works. When you're on your own,

talking to Phil and Atlanta. Not so much. By the way, I mentioned that he's reading the comments that are coming in and just reaction them in real time. Terrible decision on his part, because people just troll him. Yeah, I have a couple examples of that. That's a, that's part. The first one is someone asking him about Chip Chipperson's podcast. If you're not familiar, Chip Chippersin is a character that Jim Norton created that has his own show that is more popular than OP. It's Jim Norton pretending to be an idiot and it's more popular than OP. So OP doesn't like what people bring this up. And I swear to God, I don't think OP edits his show, but this sounds like a hard edit. Like it sounds

like he probably said something like, I don't wanna say that. And took it out. Listen. Uh, does it annoy you knowing that Chip Chipperson is a parody of you while also being literally thousands of times more successful? It's not a parody of me. Jimmy decided to spin that shit after he got really, really mad and pissed off at me.

And honestly, I don't know how many views his podcast does and I don't really care I'm answering your question because I guess if I'm answering your question it means I care But I don't really care at all. What's up? Braden 74 how are you man? And what's up Scott? Do you think you got himself into one of those loops where he's like, oh shit I don't care but I'm talking to most of me. I do care, but I know I don't care I have you don't care. I keep saying I don't care. Well, maybe I do care. I'm gonna keep saying I don't care But you know that means I do care. I'm gonna to most of me. I do care but I know I don't care. I have you don't care I keep saying I don't care but maybe I do care gonna keep saying I don't care But you let me say do cares. I'm gonna hide it all this out

Yeah, how far how long do you talk about that? Well you well screen crying He's like I'm gonna cut this out Chim Chim Chim was into a bubble bee Fucking idiot. Here's another example of him getting trolled Yes And here's another example of getting trolled. Uh, yes. Thank you, Sword and Scale. Enjoy your life. You and Aunt made my life a million times better,

inspired me to start my podcast. I've never heard your podcast. I'm sorry. I don't really listen to many podcasts. I listen to very weird podcasts. So Opie says Sword and Scale is in the chat room. And says thank you for inspiring me to do my show. Now, the guy from Sword and Scale Mike Bode,

who was canceled, he was on the Wondering Network. We've talked about it doing the show. He was a huge show. Huge show. We almost reviewed it. One of the biggest true crime shows ever. Yeah. The host of that show was a creep like Kristalia

and was trying to hit on all of his fans and then they outed him with screenshots and stuff. So they pressured the network and they took the show all down and that's the goof. Is it this guy's like, hey I'm a big fan of you, Opie. Being a known fucking creep who lost his show. It always like, yeah, it's awesome. I went here and that, but I'm under your show, but I'm sure it's great. You fucking moron.

And then nobody goes on to explain that comedians have terrible podcasts, which he said before, he started to repeat himself a lot, unfortunately. But he goes on to say the comedians podcasts suck. And he just said he doesn't listen to podcasts. But he knows the comedians have a podcast suck. Oh my God.

Most comedians have shitty podcasts. Can we all agree? There's a few good ones. You know which ones are the good ones. I don't even have to tell you and Then there's a lot of just babbling Babble babble babble Is that the best description of hope you've ever heard? Babble bab, babble, babble. Is that the best description of Opie, where you've ever heard? Babble, babble, babble. Yeah, I should stand on the board.

It's too perfect. Yeah. This guy who's walking around at the beach wandering around with no thoughts in his head. I'm gonna do it, talk to you for Instagram followers. I'm allowed to make fun of other people's podcasts because I put some effort into it. Yeah.

It gives me the right to say, oh, your podcast sucks. You're putting zero effort into it. You turn on your phone. He also tries to talk about politics, which always blows my mind. Opie does not understand politics at all. He thinks it's very much, everyone's either far right or everyone's far left. Time to dig in. Let's do this. My tribe versus your tribe. Are you have yours? Let's do this.

It becomes part of your identity and then you have to argue these points because you really feel that your survival is at risk. Look at me going deep. Look at me going deep. He thought that was him going deep into political discussion. And you live in the real world, as do I. Yeah. Do you have friends who are constantly like all in on Joe Biden or all in on Trump? Because I don't know anyone like that.

Oh, well, I'm a truck driver. So, yes, I do. People have all in on Trump. Okay. Fair enough. I'm barely that too. I hope we take it out with too. driver so yes I do people better I'll get in trouble fair enough I'm barely that's what we're taking out with too because most sane people that I know are somewhere in the middle

and are not battling with people all day long about politics I don't know why he thinks that that is maybe I'm wrong maybe I'm the asshole ever hear of Yassi ending Obey watch the Jeffrey Epstein documentary. Have you seen that?

No. It's interesting. It's interesting. It's worth a watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Did we all knew about Jeffrey Epstein before this doc came out though, right? Yes, I did.

It's a pretty big news story, right? Yeah, it's crazy. Obey's going away. Did anyone see the Jeffrey Epstein documentary? I need a goddamn shower after that. That guy was very manipulative, huh? And it looks like he had a lot of dirt on a lot of people. No shit, you're just figuring this out now, Alve.

You're just coming up to speed on Jeffrey Epstein. Jesus Christ, who is listening to this show? His political ranting is, you're either on the right or the left, blah, I'm going deep, and then he goes right into Jeffrey Epstein. Oh my God. I don't want to do not, people. Yeah, think?

They never see that movie about the Michael Jackson and all the kids that he fucked. Did you know that Michael Jackson is something to say better than nine-year-old? Can you believe that? What's that movie? Captain Eo? Jesus Christ.

We fucked all those kids. All right, we have some good news here. You know that Vic passed away, Vic Heimley. Oh, I thought you meant voice. Not the Vic that everyone loves from WATP who does our review segment. I was like, oh, please. Vic Henley passed. And Vic Henley passed away right as the lockdown was happening. So there was no memorial service for the poor guy. We didn't go on the Vic Henley tour like we do with Friccaro, where we use, which is very upsetting.

But thankfully, they're gonna do something. We're doing the memorial for Vic Henley finally online, this coming Monday. It's not open to the public, but they're saying that maybe we could put some of it out there for others to check out. So I'll keep you updated on that, but- Please do!

You know what I'm saying there? What? He asked whatever, VIX-WIFE or VIX-DOTTER, whoever is putting this on, if you could podcast during the search. You're right! And they said, we'll see. Yeah.

No fucking way. Oh, becending that YouTube live. Yes, he's totally... Are these random boreals to us? A fucking Instagram live of VIX Memorial. It is funny that you assume that VIX would have either a wife or a daughter. He has me either. Whoever is organized.

His family is his mom. And maybe a sibling or two. Actually, I know for a fact that Vic Henley's brother played football in college because if you look up Vic Henley on Wikipedia, that's the only thing you can find. There's information about Vic Henley's brother, which is so crazy up. I am honestly going to miss the Vic Henley being on there and saying goofy shit for us to make fun of. I'm not, I'm gonna miss that. I miss Carl, I don't miss Vic. I do not miss Vic.

Okay, this is important stuff. This guy, Jackie Marlow, who is constantly helping out the show, we really appreciate it. He sends me an email, it says this. So this past Tuesday, John had Tom Arnold on his show. The podcast was taken down shortly after it was posted. I watched it and aside from potentially slander

as Tom Arnold comments, I couldn't figure out why it was taken down. Then John explains on Twitter that he was hacked. This is what he wrote on Twitter. My YouTube channel was hacked and the asshole removed the Tom Arnold podcast. I have since regained control But I don't have access to the video if any of you download it, please send it to me

So my buddy Jackie bottle has it. Oh, that's fantastic He knows a guy who just records these shows for sub-reason because I know what is Tom Arnold keeps running around claiming that he has all this evidence against Trump Yeah, and he's been saying that for four years. Anybody that puts something that, you know, pandemic bullshit or anti-vax bullshit that YouTube deems fake news, yeah, they take it down. It's not you're not getting hacked. They're just removing it because you're full of shit.

Well, that's the funny thing is that stupid John assumes that he got hacked and the thing that the hacker wanted to do was remove one single video from his podcast channel or his YouTube channel. No, if somebody knew your password, it would also be the password to your bank account, to your credit card. It's like, you're not a smart man, John. If someone got your password, they'd be hacking into your bank account and sending a screenshot so that we can talk about a little bit of you at. Which would be amazing. And I want to hear this crack, f**k shit. So he comes out and he says, oh my gosh, you got taken down if anybody has it.

And fucking Jackie Marlow, who's amazing. He's like, I have it. He sent me the video. Sweet. Which is awesome. Now, I just got word an hour ago. Somehow this video got put back up on YouTube. So I had exclusive content, and now I doubt anymore. So that's a part.

This was a little bit more exciting, an hour ago, than it is now. But still exciting nonetheless. He's talking to Molly McEw, who's a Russian information warfare expert. Time Arnold is? Sorry, Stuttering John is. He's got this guy, Noel Kassler.

Yes. Him and John do a show now that just bashes Trump for a couple hours. And that's what they show us. So they bring on this person, Molly McQ. And I'm gonna play you this clip. There's a little bit preceding this, but it's just too boring.

I didn't want to play all of it. Thank you. Right. But this woman is going deep into her knowledge of Russia and everything is going on behind the scenes in this intelligence warfare. Stuttering John cannot follow this at all. Neither could no castle. It was also adult because he's doing a show with John. He's obviously stupid.

Listen to their reaction to this. John doesn't know what to say, because he cannot keep up. And then he skews the conversation in a direction that makes zero sense. Um, so it's sort of a circuitous route to what I'm doing now that in no way was planned, but I ended up being in a lot of interesting places at the right time to see, I think, things that have been really relevant in the past few years, especially in Georgia and Moldova and Ukraine, and learning from really smart people in Baltic states about what Russia is doing and how we all need to be more aware of how this affects us. But I think we're still really far behind in this learning

curve. OK. So everybody knows what else do you need to know? That's. So, well, first, before we get into Ukraine, what is this? This is just something I find interesting. You like to cook with bourbon? I do cook with whiskey.

Oh my God. He has an actual gas set in show. Who's actually has information. And he goes, oh, okay, you drink it all? He's, what a fucking run. You think he's the dumbest stupid person I've ever heard on the internet. This is after he totally derails the conversation away from what you wanted to talk about. He has to go further into explaining what an alcoholic he is.

Now... On Twitter, I'm gonna use this to be... And now while you're cooking with that, do you uh... The stock goes on a little bit as you're cooking? Well, you know, you have to sample quality control. I was just talking to my friends about that that sometimes they get so drunk, they, they'll forget that they have something in the oven. And I get like the worst time to cook because if you're really drunk, is that way they took it down because of the fake news that John

has friends? I was just looking at the mirror that realized I couldn't cook because I was so drunk. What an idiot. I mean this is somebody that wants to maybe corroborate everything that Stuttering John believes which is that the Russians are backing Trump and Trump is getting pissed on by hookers and Russia. Here, remember when he was impeached right before this COVID thing because of his meddling with Ukraine?

Like this was a giant story that we've all forgotten about. This woman, like an expert on this. And John goes, you ever drink bourbon? What? Diff shit. What a dip shit? He does a speed weed ad later on, which I didn't think it was gonna make any money on. I don't think he does anyway, but listen to him explain his lifestyle. Tell me if you want to be Stuttery Jad's neighbor. Because I love my speed weed. I smoked the last of my Joe Rogan cigar from speed weed uh last night and it's just so enjoyable. No, I just hang out of my Joe Rogan cigar from Speedweed last night.

And it's just so enjoyable. No, I just hang out on my patio, smoke some Speedweed, and just crank up the tunes, bro. That's what I do. Nice and tense, right? You know what? I start to sing in my neighbor. Starts like, you know, I'm looking over and go,

what the hell is that noise? Cause I can't tell that I'm singing loud cause the music's so loud in my headphones. Who would admit that? He's out on his porch screaming because he's wasted and has his headphones on. And he's like, yeah, my neighbors don't appreciate that. I would imagine they don't.

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Not only a lot of people, everybody. Yeah. Everybody thinks that very good job, Arnold. So time, Arnold didn't release all the tapes he says he has. Dude. Time, Arnold had a TV show. He was on Stern promoting it a few years ago. Yeah.

He's got the show and they're going to show these tapes and it's going to be all this great. It's a, I'm walking a high blast for him. Yeah, you should have to have something at some point. Yeah, he's just like bluffing the last year of his life What time are those but bluffing a few more than one year All right, Andy we've done it all today. Oh, we talked about the vocal fries Yeah, remember that yeah, if Trump trying to forget? I just bumped you out again. He just literally just changed your mood.

We ran with so much fun to watch out and hope he, and then you're like, oh, yeah. Those cons, forget about that. But we did talk about Opie and Howard Stern and Stetter and John. Breaking news. Breaking news about my appearances coming up. Yeah. I'm the Drew and Mike show. Right. What else?

Some great songs were played. Songs that were amazing. Man Brain podcast. What did you ask for? Oh, well, that would be everyone's favorite part of the show. The T-Tex! The T-Tex! The T-Tex! The T-Tex! The T-Tex! The T-Tex! The T-Tex!

Here's a clip of the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. This is the word from the street. I'm Tom Myers. We're continuing to practice social distancing, do everything online, get anxious to go to a beach this summer, and thumb our noses at authority figures. The 21st century is officially going through puberty. Trump said a protester throwing a rock is just as dangerous as a protester shooting a gun. Not true. Rocks are terrible for use for target shooting and hunting trips. That's precisely why they invented the gun.

Militia men must be very confused. On the one hand, they like the black people are being suppressed. On the other hand, they hate that it's the government-funded police departments trying to do so. Having dealt with the returns policy of several stores, I can understand the desire to want to break windows and burn the business to the ground. I can understand the desire to want to break windows and burn the business to the ground This is a podcast called politopod Jesus starring Tom Myers now Tom Myers if you don't know is a character from Come town the guy from come town hate this guy. Yeah, it sounds like Audible. He is terrible It's standup and they have broken down his standup.

Rutees before and if you haven't checked that out on YouTube, I definitely encourage it. The reason why we're finally getting around to this is because a little over a year ago, Tom Myers was messaging me directly and saying you should review my show, Podapod. Yeah. And when people get real aggressive about it, it turns me off. Sure, yeah, they're looking for... I don't know what he's looking for. He's already in a fight're looking for... I don't know what he's looking for. He's already in a fight with Comtown. I don't know what he's looking for for me.

If you go to a year ago, if you went on Comtown sub-ride it, holy shit, it's all this... Anyway, what's talking about? Stop my ass. So I saw this, I'm like, I don't want to get involved in this. I think the time is right now. This guy seems like a real hack. Oh, yeah. That whole bit that we just heard was devoid of humor.

No, it wasn't funny at lot of how political text and yeah I mean who wants to talk about these Trust me it's not gonna be any fucking fun Carl it was asked me to do this I started listening to the podcast we did today. I was like I think I have to go to my my nephews kindergarten graduation. I called my sister and I was like, can we move it to a clock so that I can't do this podcast? Oh God. Oh God.

If you're under contractual obligation, with your unconscious bias. Plus. So yeah, that's the show that we're doing next week. Politopod, starring Tom Myers. I'm very excited about that. And anything that you want to plug. Yeah, I'll be selling my socially conscious boondoggle bracelets on XE. Well, thank you so much for coming on for listening to that horrible show and listening to Opie as well. Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Keep apologizing. All right,

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I, you know, who are these? Pod casts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Reveals, reveals, reveals... With Vic. W-w-w-w-w-w. Hey, Vic. Hey, Carl.

How are you? Vic! Anyone writing any funny reviews on our Apple podcasts or any other place that you want to use? Occasionally, you know. Anything new that we can talk about? Yeah, you actually got a one-star review. It says who writes these reviews. Okay. actually got a one star review. It says who writes these reviews.

Okay. Too many people have podcasts. What if we made another podcast where we make fun of more successful people who have podcasts to nobody's one star. Got. Hey, this is just like summing up what the show is. Yeah. That's not even a review. Fair enough. And then we had a long, like, I think it's called like a copypasta. One of my favorites.

It's titled Garbage's. So you actually, you know, you had a viewer see you. I saw Carl at a grocery store in Rochester yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, oh, like you're doing now, I was taking him back. All I could say is, huh, he kept cutting me off and going, huh, huh, huh, and closing his hands shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front, I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like 15 Milky Ways in his hands without pain.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional. She was like, sir, you need to keep pay for those first. At first, he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical interference and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag

and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by slapping his bag really loudly. Five stars. What did you say? What type of review was that? It's like a oh Carl you're one of my favorite humans. You don't understand Please get me up to speed up those okay, so it's like these big like

blocks of text that people put in and like you know like they'll put in like Taylor Swift or like Howard Stern if it's you like fake, fake shit. So you're saying that this story's been told many times and they just swap out the name? Absolutely. And then like, you know, I would explain it to you like, it's better than that.

Well, I may, it will explain this better than you and I don't even know what the fucking it was. Well, do you think women know how to fucking explain things? That's what the 30 fucking first minutes of your show was, Carl. It's a good point. Exactly. You just, you just one back your credibility.

Think, uh, what are you wearing? Uh, I'm wearing a t-shirt and sweats, but like the back of the t-shirt says if you enjoyed the ride, uh, tip the guide. Sweet. Yeah. Uh, any other opinions? Yeah. Fabulous is actually posted on Reddit, a comment. Yeah, I'm going to Fabulous posted.

He's in the Discord right now, too, isn't he? Absolutely. He said it girl. It girl. Yeah, like just in the Discord comments. Oh, yeah, yeah. But he said about last week's podcast, Vickson said, Vick, okay, she talked about me, but okay, I'm not John. Vick read voicemail, don't attack enough, a mad

face emoji. Cahose loud, not fan. He scream, oh, I'm not politic, but I work for Carl, God, Anthony. Oh, I'm not politic, but I say Trump tweet. Yeah, okay, Carl what show on Compound? Carl Guy Patreon by show on Compound. And then he went on saying Guy on podcast annoy. He said, creamy and sound gross. Guy on podcast breadstick with bow tie. Laughing cat face emoji. Most annoy podcast ever.

Hope Guy find Worm and bad and never make podcast God I wish pop delicious would come on the show. We've invited a medic tazie so funny. Oh God, I love it so my pat oats was very polarizing last week Really? It's controversial. He was controversial because people didn't enjoy it This is what I noticed and this might be where the factions exist. On Discord, people seem to enjoy pet outs. I enjoy pet outs. On our subreddit, people did not enjoy pet outs.

That's subreddit. Not even close. All the people do on subreddit to say what they didn't enjoy. Yeah, they don't enjoy pet outs. I see you make lists that are complimentary from time to time. You've always confused. All right.

I wouldn't know anything about that. I only get love on the internet. True. You're right. You're right. Vic is not full or as if there's only one way to think about her. Well, I actually got a text last week.

It's one of my favorites so far. Okay. He said, Hey, Vic, now that you're Uh, that's one of my favorites so far. Okay. Um, he said, Hey, Vic, now that you're single, you can escape the penal colony of California and come live in the penal colony of Oklahoma with me. Nothing weird though. You'll have your own room and separate bathroom. The lock is on the outside of the door though for your safety. So I might hit him up.

No. That doesn't even seem like it's a joke. Yeah. It's not a guy that will accept the gauge of Dildo that he wants you to peg him with. If you want to hit on Vic, all you have to do is join our Patreon. Yeah. You know, that Vic's cell phone. I joined it so I could block her number.

She keeps fucking calling me. I know. Stop it. Andy's just not that. Oh. I, you know, I tried. I mean, you know, I went nice Doug to a contact me now. Stop. Andy's just not that it do. Oh, I, you know, I tried, I mean, you know, I want nice Doug to contact me now. He's a Patreon now. He is. Nice. Nice dog. Well, I hit you up. I'm sure he hasn't outed himself to me yet, but fingers crossed. Could have been his

penis that he's up to you. You never know. Oh, I actually got another video I sent it to you last week or something. Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw that. I think it was a video like someone else's cock, but it was like just him jizzing on the camera lens, which is pretty impressive, I'll say. It was a very impressive aim. How many takes was that? It was like the fifth take.

Oh, yeah, easily. Well, there was no crust on it beforehand, so beforehand. So you know, you studied this very closely. Guys, I said, this is DeVex, she's really into it. Oh, I love analyzing it. Like Carl's Giz, like just kind of seeps out a little bit because his balls don't work that well anymore, but, you know, a sad, sad, sad blob. Bubble. Oh boy. Vick, should we listen to some voicemails real quick?

Absolutely. All right. This is someone goofing on me for goofing on the Wild Pitch podcast last week. Hey, Carl. You know, I find it really funny how you were making fun of the wild pitch or whatever because there's a million baseball related podcasts above it. I found that really ironic considering how

a while back I was looking for the ice at hell and I found a band that exclusively sings about baseball. So you know get up your high school or sky. uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh but it's a fair point. What does this thing about? Let's see. Take Carl, put it on your pop filter. Shit. No fucking phone. Even with the great news set up, we can't win here. I fucked up.

I had a lot of politics. I had a lot of closives last week. No, no, I'm hoping this week is better. Well, I feel like you said more peas in the last two episodes too. I know, I feel like it's correct. Phil, I've been aggressive with my peas lately. All right. Cut, Paul.

He's aggressive with my pee. You know what I'm talking about? Fucking, I wouldn't be on this show, Andy. No, we're one of the discardant does. This is, we were making fun of Patrick Michael's free style wrapping. Oh, God. How could you not? Well, I say, well, Andy, apparently you and I cannot judge or pat us.

Carl, I love the movie. You do, you know, review and podcasts. That is what you do really well. I don't want to hear you and another one of the whitest motherfuckers I've ever heard in my life. Tell me what freestyle wrapping is. Oh, it's only making it open in the spot. Man, do you think that porn actresses are also having real orgasms? Like, come on, man, one of them writes that shit before end. Like you think Black Zont does a fucking 11 minute freestyle and it's all straight off the top of some of the most complex shit you've ever heard? No, they ran up beforehand, you fucking don't. I guess I can't blame you. You're fucking whiter than man is. Anyway, keep up the good work.

Okay guy that wants to defend Shamus. What's your angle on that? good work. Okay guy that wants to defend Shamus. You're gonna win. Put your ankle on that. I thought it was pretty good. You're supposed to pretend that you're coming up with another spot. Either way. This fucking asshole's like, you know, I'm so good freestyle. I already wrote it. Okay. All right. This is... Oh, speaking of Shamus, we all know he's a huge fan of Kristalia

He has said that if if you understand comedy you will love Kristalia special And they got Kristalia dude Shamus is gonna be stated Call me back and the last uh... voice mail that we have here is talking about this very segment i'm sorry did i just hear vick

say that people get to either the opi stuttering john or voicemail segment of your show there is no way that people skip directly to the voicemail segment. That is by far the worst segment of your show. And I don't know why I even listened to it. It's yet another reason why you shouldn't have picked ever on the show. Hot take.

I don't know, man. He fucking, he was like, I think he lives in the middle like, bum fuck nowhere, Canada. So like, it's fair that he skips to those parts. He's very boring. Well, you know this person? Yeah, he text me. He was like, hey, I only listen to Opie,

Stuttering John, and then I skip to the voicemails. I was like, who the fuck are you? I was like, I'm just gonna start calling in. He's gonna listen to see if his call got played. So he's listening, correct. Yeah, I also got super drunk when I was talking to him, so it's fair. Yeah, and if you're listening to this go fuck yourself guys Vic is single and get super drunk All right, I'm on black in the number Vic when are you gonna come out and do a full episode with us that people are demanding it

But you be a fucking anytime Carl I got nothing but time I worked like four hours I just got to get John C to for act out and then Joe Rogan and then you're up As soon as Joe Rogan that's right. I am better than Joe Rogan you can write that down Vic thanks so much for coming on anything so much for coming on. Andy, thanks so much for coming on. Youth, I have this to play for you. Be with me, but you came and you came without taking me. What am I guess today? Oh, wait, oh, me, please.

Yeah, no one likes this part of the show. You guys should all just kill yourselves. I will route. Woo-woo.