Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep213 - The Timbo Sugar Show

Episode Date: July 5, 2020

Get ready for some sweet MMA talk on this week's episode. UFC fighter Sugar O'Malley is the cohost of this podcast that for some reason, doesn't really talk about MMA at all. Instead it's about (badass) stretching, penis size, and grocery shopping. Nice Doug returns and completes most of his homework. He gets partial credit. It was a busy week as we listened to The Tammy Pescatelli Show featuring both Opie and Stuttering John. Plus, Patrick Michael is behind the paywall, Tom Myers starts a twitter battle, Chrissie Mayr doesn't remember what we're feuding about, and Vic tries stand up.  Check out: https://goodtimesgreatmovies.com/ Get bonus episodes of WATP: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello, Rubber Dixon, Cuzzle Rooze. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The show they can only be described as six sweet, lit, bad ass entities. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week, the man who's stuck in the friend zone on his own podcast, from Good Times Great movies, it's Doug! Thanks for having me, Carl.

I'm happy to be here, not happy to talk about this podcast. I'm very happy to have you back. We did a bonus episode a few weeks ago on OP's podcast that was just fantastic. And I was looking forward to having you back on the show again because it did. You did such a great job torturing yourself with OP radio. I wanted to get you back in here. So please go to who are these calm. That's where you can get allpie Radio that I wanted to get you back in here. So please go to whoarethese.com. That's where you can get all the stuff that I always talk about every week like our email address, our voice mail number, the link to our subreddit, the link to our merchandise, the link to our Patreon where we have two bonus episodes that come out every single month.

I'm excited. I think next week we're going to record another Patreon episode and it's going to be Tom Myers stand up. And I'm very much looking forward to that. I will get crows over here for it. We also encourage our listeners to give us a five star review on iTunes or Apple podcasts or Google or wherever you give five star reviews and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called the Timbo Sugar Show. This was a suggestion that came in through the discord from a couple of different people. Both Doug and I have listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.

Let's get into it. This is a show that's hosted by Tim Welch and Sean O'Malley. It's a little bit of a cheat because it seems like more of a YouTube show than a podcast. But like we talked about on Fighter and the Kid, it's a very similar format where these two tough guys just sit on the couch and shoot the shit for an hour with seemingly no direction whatsoever. Well, I had to watch the YouTube because after I listened to this, I went, what am I missing? There has to be something about a video that makes this compelling and there's nothing.

No. They sit in those chairs with their arms on the armrest and stare at each other with dead eyes and talk about nonsense. It's so boring. This is the clip that sums up the show for me. This comes, this happens about, I don't know, 40, 45 minutes into the episode. He's his. Floating too, he's just so sick.

Cause we, uh, the host of the show is yachting. He's so bored with the content of the show. And I wanna point something out, if you listen to the show and you're a fan of it, you're a fucking idiot. Oh my god. He's got to be one of the people in the show.

Did you get to the very end of this? By the end of this? Yes. At the very end, he's like, oh, God, I hope we've gone long enough so we can get our sponsor reads in. He says this to his producer. How long is that, Jay? Oh, wow.

All right, jovens genus episode 90 sponsored by valleywideglass.com They just have to fill a certain amount of time and then they get their little sponsor reads in and make their money They do not care about quality of the product. They're not interested in putting out a quality show And if you're watching this on purpose, you're a fucking idiot. You're a fucking idiot. I had that same clip. I couldn't even believe it. It's like they're, it's like they're punching a clock.

They need to get to this whatever 15 to 45. They can't even believe they've been quote unquote talking for 55 minutes. Well, they're so nice. I don't think that they even know what they talked about. No, not at all. Wait, wait, wait. Can you play, I have my clips, I labeled them in a way that should make sense to you. No, what they talked about! No, not at all! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait fucking nice that's bad ass it's fucking bad stretching lit though huh dude fuck yeah stretching lit boy

alright this is the way they talk I hate the way these idiots talk to each other the one guy I had to look at their ages afterwards because I was like they like 17 this is like over hearing stone 17 year olds talking. It's not interesting. You think a lot of what they're saying is fascinating. The one guy says something at one point, and their minds are blown, and it's just bullshit nonsense.

These guys are 26 and 31 years old. I could not believe that. And I should probably point out, because I had that same clip. When he's talking about how bad ass stretching in the grasses, you might sit there and go, what does that even mean? He's talking about actually stretching in the lot. Like this isn't code for something.

No, no, no, no, no. Stretching in the grasses is like bang and three hookers. It's like literally just like touching your toes in the front yard of your house. Yeah. And he's like, oh bad ass. All right, I should mention this before we go on in front of him.

Who these people are? This is a very big show. Sean O'Malley is a UFC fighter. Sean O'Malley is an undefeated UFC fighter. He's a bad ass, he beats the shit out of people. And this Tim Welch guy is his coach. Now, what I found interesting is the one guy, who's the sugar guy, the omali guy, he's the fighter.

Sugar Schiner. He's the fighter, yeah. Okay. Yes, he's the fighter. And the other guy is his Boacher trainer, whatever. Yeah. And this coach or trainer is significantly older. And he's the one that seems to understand that this dude is kind of his meal ticket

I know so his job on this podcast is I guess because he's a one concerned with are we have we've done this long enough Are we finished yet? Yeah, his job is to Ead Omali the most boring and uninteresting questions for him to answer to pad this out play my number one So you've been sleeping good. Did you get your weighted blanket? Did you have a good morning routine? Did you go to that meeting with Conor's manager or whatever? It's go to lunch. Did you order food? What if they separated those cards? Did you get one if I found a brother and sis you've been listening to a good podcast at all?

The highest math you've done in in In science, so what's your most expensive? podcast at all. What the highest math you've done in science. So what's your most expensive, what do you think costs the most for you? How fun was that role the other day when you took a rip that's the TV? What's the goal? Are you looking to fuck them? Isn't it funny that someone, everyone starts somewhere and goes, I think the weed at a certain level helps a lot. Do you think?

Agree? What do you mean? It's wild that he tries to take control of this show and he's so bad at it. Do you imagine if like, and Karlin, right? Hardcore history. Yeah. Even instead of discussing epic military conflict,

sort of detailing important moments in history, he started to talk about like, what day of the week his garbage is picked up? I couldn't. He's hanging out shows are the worst things. I don't care about a celebrity, athlete, personality, enough to wanna hear them describe what time they got up and where they go grocery shopping.

Well, they do talk about that a lot. I love this. This guy's asking so many questions, but not listening to the answer at all. No, no, no, no. Oh, oh, oh. This clip, the set up here is, Sean is talking about his future career.

He had a meeting with his management and he's got big things on the horizon. He's very excited about it. And listen to the interaction here between Tim and Shugashan. So I think I feel like I got a lot of shit covered, but they did definitely have good advice and good little nuggets they were spitting out at the meeting. Oh, that's fucking sweet. Do you order food? Yeah, I got salmon salad, it's fucking good.

They were super nice, super cool. The guy is explaining this really important meeting that's gonna be the future of his career in the UFC and even after that And what's he gonna do after he retires and the guy goes, oh, yeah, super sweet man. What is your order? Who could possibly fucking care? You got the same it was crazier. Anyway, the point is This is crazy too because oh, Mali I mean he's a he's younger guys the one that's 26 years old and yeah and he's a fighter and like you said he's undefeated I think he's 12 and oh I looked up yeah but he talks about what he's gonna do after retirement and how he thinks in his mind he's got it all

figured out and a lot of it has to do with this pocket play number three yeah what are you gonna do after fighting that's always a question for fighters. You're 35 years old and you retire It's like, oh shit, you're still young as fuck But I feel like I got that covered with the twitch the podcast. Well, what we're doing with patreon all that I feel like I got all a lot of the areas covered Twitch the twitch the fuck nobody's gonna care about this Bantam weight fight. It's at least a heavyweight fighter and he's ranked 15th Why isn't even ranked number one? some weight fight. It's at least a heavy weight fighter. And he's ranked 15th. Why is it not even ranked number one? Well, I think this is why they're so obsessed with Brandon Shobb is because they're looking at this guy who wasn't the greatest UFC fighter,

who has a career somehow got a standup show on showtime. Has all these people watching him talk about nothing with his buddy Brian Kellen. So I think that's what he's hoping for is to keep this thing going. I just don't know that anyone's going to give a shit about these two guys once they're not winning fights. I have a feeling that no matter what color this guy makes his hair, it's not going to be interesting if he's not winning fights in major UFC events. This is him, by the way. And again, phenomenal fighter. He beats the shit out of people. And the thing that they're concerned about

is what his hair color is gonna be for the next fight. We got some sick ideas for hair coming. This is about to be something lady. I think we're gonna go just with a, like a grave for a little bit. And then, um, switch it up. Switch up closer to the fight if we get something booked. He's gonna have some sick hair. Oh, when I'm on the show, I make certain mistakes.

And one mistake is I had that same clip and I listened back and I went, this is dumb shit. Nobody's gonna wanna hear this and I got rid of it. But that's what this show is all about. Like this is so stupid and so boring. I can't even believe that people would listen to this. You talked about him yawning. Yeah.

And my number seven, I have the clip of him yawning that you played, but I have a second one. Yeah. And, and I first heard the show. I thought, because you can hear and breathing a lot into the mic. You can hear the fog thinking, by the way, the audio on this is terrible. They're so far away from their microphones. They don't even talk. By the way, the audio is terrible.

They're so far away from their microphones. They don't even seem like you'd be bothered by them. It gets a bug near their face. So they're so far from their microphones. And then they'll actually talk into the microphone and fucking blows out the speakers. When I- No, no, no. I'm saying, well, now he's saying what you're saying.

But I thought for a while, when I listened to this originally, I thought he was smoking weed on the show. I thought he was taking on hit or something. And when I watched it on YouTube, he's yawning throughout the entire show. Anytime you hear him breathing, it's because he's yawning while the other guy's talking. You could play my number seven, but it's just two too young and I'll play it over seven, okay, which by the way it's surprising because according to the show

We got a lot of sleep last night and had a great morning routine T pay DC's August 15th and Steve Bay sat and you better put that peak fucking cage in there Flowin too. It's just so sick cuz we Floating too is just so sick because we Yes, it's so born with what they're doing why would anyone listen to this? Why would you give the money on patreon too? I don't understand that at all well his future is patreon I'm happy to say that it's not by a lot, but we have more patrons than they do okay. Thank God I'm sure they're a much bigger show, and I know they're a very big show,

and there's a lot of people. By the way, I think I want to point something out here that's very important to point out, is that both of these guys could kick my ass. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah. And what I want to, after this, so I want to play just this quick clip, where they talk about the criticism that comes in on

YouTube and other places on the internet and they make this comment Do they ever like negative comments on YouTube or anything like sting you a little bit? No, not a little bit. No dude the negative ones that I do read I feel like they're they might they might not be put in my head They're coming from a funny Sometimes they're funny like I feel like there's a Joban saying something funny. Yeah, a lot of times. Yeah, man, we're just a couple of Joban say it's shit that's funny, just FYI, all right? No need to look it up and find out who we are, IRL.

They're gonna love this. They love the criticism, they love the humorous criticism. Oh, they're gonna love this show. I hope so. By the way, I will mention that Jobins is what they call their fans. There's a lot of Joban talk going on throughout the show. In fact, one of the segments of the show, if there are segments of this boring, rambling show, is they have videos from Jobins who ask them questions.

And one of the questions I thought was hilarious only because it happens later out in the show, this is the question that came in. My question is, as your fans start to grow and the podcast starts to grow in popularity and your finances start to grow exponentially over the next couple of years, how are you going to make sure that you

stay humble? Or do you even want to stay humble? As that growth happens, do you feel like it's important? All right. So the question is, you're blowing up, how are you going to stay humble? Before that even happens, this is Sean O'Malley talking about how amazing he is. I feel like I'm so good at doing a lot of this stuff on my own as far as that fight week, how smooth was that fight week? Do we have any issues with no manager? Zero.

So because I mean, I messaged Brandon, I messaged Tang K, some pick, here's your right to generate, did all that stuff myself, which is in my head, it's part of the fight. I'm just gonna shoot these couple of emails. And if it was stressful, I could say, hey, Mom, here's 500 bucks, do you do these things?

It's kinda as even in management. He could do it himself. What the hell was mommy? He was gonna be a little hubby involved if he needs to. You cut that just a little bit too soon, because after he says he's gonna pay his mom 500 bucks, his trainer goes, or anyone. Yeah, I know, that's a beer bomb.

I mean, he could be me, I don't know, I do just 500 bucks, I think, and he's like, I'm still trying to pay off my student loves. You hear me talking about that for eight minutes for no reason? That's true. This is more of him talking about how amazing he is. Yeah, so I'm like that,

anything but sugar shane. Damn. I got sugar, I mean, I got honey, I got honey, I Yeah, so I'm like that. Anything but sugar chain. Damn. I got sugar. I mean, I got honey, I got honey, I got honey talking. I'm the new man, baby. Man. It's funny, I was like, all right. So, how are you going to stay humble?

Is it important to stay humble? How are you going to stay humble? He first jokes about it. Oh, I don't need to be humble. He's like, no, no, no, I'm seriously though. I do want to be humble. And he explains how he's going to pull this off. For sure.

As far as how you guys treat me, and if I surround myself with you guys all day, it's like, okay, you guys treat me like I'm some normal person. I'm not going to hang out with these guys that are, oh my God, you're so fucking cool. So he is explaining in order the way he's going to stay humble is by hanging out with people who treat him like a normal person So he he believes that he's God's like but needs people around him the treat of just like a normal person from time to time Keep him in check You think that anyone ever in this guy's life has said you're so fucking cool. I can't imagine anyone's ever said that to him

Well, I can tell you that he's obviously very self-conscious and he seems concerned about what people are saying about him or how he's being perceived because in this clip, he just says something that's pretty normal and immediately get self-conscious about it and calls out one of the producers. Overall, the average WMBA players make around 79,000, all the maximum salary caps out 117. The minimum player salary for players with three or more years of service is 56K. Damn, that's substantially lower. Well, I was thinking, what if they did? What if they did?

Did you hear that substantially lower, which is fine. He hears someone giggle and he looks over, he's like, hey, don't laugh at me. I just thought like, oh, that's very telling. Oh, it's 100% telling. Also, what I hate about this guy on his own show is that he flat out lies play my number 12 before I do that though him calling out the person for laughing and

telling him not to laugh reminded me do you remember when Seinfeld went on the Letterman show where after Kramer used the end word about the time yeah they brought it great for you, He's not funny. Since I was in school with the audience, I have that clap. This is the last. Stop laughing. It's not funny.

Stop laughing. Stop laughing. It's not funny. All right, I'm sorry, buddy. Where are we going on, your board? Number 12 is when he lies to everyone listening to this show. God, I was going to say something. It was so show. Um, God, I was gonna say something.

It was so sick. Oh, no, I was just gonna say what, I forgot. It was so sick. I think Clip 2! The guys, I just had the most witty, amazing thought in my head. It's too bad it's gone now. I don't think there's a high likelihood that that's true. No, no, no.

I listen to you guys for almost an hour. There was nothing sick or interesting or entertaining the entire time There's no way you had something worthwhile to say correct from that super clip you put together of all of the questions I want to zoom in on one of them. Yeah, I want to chat with you about this What's the highest math you've done in in In science What's the highest math you've done in science. What's the highest math you've done in science? That's a normal question.

And more people ask each other. Ha ha ha. What's the highest math in science? I don't know, biology. I don't know. That's a great question. Well, that leads in. If I could just play a real quick clip here in the show description,

the words sacred geometry are in there. I have put together the entirety of their conversation about sacred geometry. You could play my number 16. First of all, you did not talk about sacred geometry. That's like a geometry stuff and then the quantum type stuff, it's like, it chips you out though for sure. This is so much past my fucking knowledge, I can't even handle a job. Yeah, you're right, this is one of the titles of the show,

as if they're gonna do a deep dive into sacred geometry. And I think, these guys are disciples of Joe Rogan, right? Oh, yeah, 100%. And definite. And Joe Rogan has, and I don't know if he created this or if the scene already existed, but when you're an MMA guy,

for some reason you have to be a complete pothead. You have to be a stoner and smoke weed all the time. And you have to talk about like crazy things that you have no understanding of, because Joe Rogan's a pretty learned guy, and he can hold down a conversation with astrophysicist and shit. But all the other guys who are being

the shadow of each other in the octagon cannot. Okay, shouldn't there be this? If you're gonna hold your own, you have to be interviewing an astrophysicist. You can't put these two shits in a room together and have them discuss anything. Yeah, that's a pretty good point. I'd agree with you there.

For all the shit we're giving him out. Yeah. It really does. It would great job of explaining like the artful technique of a jab in the ring. Play my number 13. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh- Could you explain that better? Could you do that again, but better? Yeah. So you talked about the fact that near the end of the show, the second half is when they take questions. They're disciples.

Yeah. So they take these questions, and I thought, like, the people that asked the question, sometimes I thought they asked somewhat thoughtful questions, in the expertise of these two idiots that they should be able to answer. And they don't do, they're 17 because I was very excited to listen to this sugar guy's answer and he basically decides not to help.

How much weight do you lose, do you fight camp, do you die and then how much weight do you cut, do you fight week and how do you do that exactly? I'm actually gonna do, I wanna do a YouTube video, a whole YouTube video separate on that. Great. It's not helping, it's like, I don't know. Down the line maybe, we'll talk about that. Why would I waste my time here?

We're coming up on the 50 minute mark, we're almost out. Right, and by the way, these questions that are coming in, I want to point out that there's one question I think most of their viewers want to know. And someone had the ball is to ask it. What? Who has the biggest pain inside of Tim and sugar? I don't imagine.

God of you, Tim ball. I guarantee that fucker's got a call on him. I got a fucking beer can. Sugar's got a fucking ruler stick. You ain't got no beer kid. I Mean it's not lost on me this guy's wearing short shorts Sprite his legs. He's like spread eagle on the chair Yeah, I watch it for an hour and then the viewers of the show are interested in this coxize. You don't say

Shocking Nothing's anything wrong with that. It's fine. And the thing is, I'm not saying I'm that interested. They never answer the question. They end up talking about their dad's dicks. I got it. It's ridiculous. Well, the one guy's brother has a pretty big hog.

I did learn that. But yes, yeah, from girls in high school, they told him. Since we're talking about these collars, Yeah. They had a collar call in, they had a caller call in and he had a better story and funnier lines than these two knuckleheads. Playing number 20, it's a little bit long, but give this guy a podcast instead of these two. It was last summer, I was at work scheduled to get off at 6.30. I matched with this pretty

young thing on tender. She wanted to come over and get some cock. I wanted to deliver the cock. The problem was I had Jiu-Jitsu at 6.45 and I sure as hell wasn't going to miss that. And I knew if I don't bust my nut before this girl comes over, I'm going to come quick as hell. So I did what any sane man would do and I beat my dick while I was driving. I jerked and drove. Jovens? I jerked and drove. And I want to know what you would have done. Missing Jiu-Jitsu? Not an option. Not getting push? Not an option. Coming quick? Happened anyways. Not the point. Let me know, boys. Peace. I enjoyed that. I thought that was entertaining. Their responses to it was terrible. The one guy is that he jerked off when he drove and the other guy is yes, and he's the whole time. He's

like, I don't remember. I don't remember. Oh, yeah. No, that was it. That collar was the most entertaining part of the entire show. Yes. And I thought it was interesting that Tim had a legitimate suggestion for him. And this was surprising to me. Drive your ass. Drive your ass to CVS. Look for the purple Trojans, climax controls. They'll numb you. They'll numb your weiner.

You can barely even feel it. It seems to me like you're on an expert mark. I don't know if that's something that you want to throw out there. So, no. He also throws out the fact that he's like, well, sometimes when I jerk off and I'm with a girl a few hours later, I can't even get hard. I'm like, dude, don't put these out there online. Like, you're still a pretty young guy.

Stop this. Oh, you're a premature ejaculate or join the club? Come on over. I got a bunch of tips for you. Oh boy. Oh, this is great too. So you would think that when they start talking about mixed martial arts, that they would be experts and have the inside knowledge, and this is why, if you're a UFC fan, this

is why you would watch these guys or listen to their show. Oh yeah, the fights last weekend, they were pretty fucking good. They were pretty fucking good. You didn't get to see the fight where the max row-shoff kid No, I didn't quit on the stool. Did you end up watching it? I didn't watch the fight, but I watched everyone talking about it Stuff Did you see that one fight? I didn't did you? No, I didn't either but I saw someone talking about it Okay, now you're talking about someone talking about it. Yeah, let me regurgitate what other people want to say about this, because I didn't see it myself.

Your only job is to maybe watch the fight and have a take on it. And you can't be bothered with that. That's what you do, or at least that's what you should be doing. This, oh my god. Too busy putting on purple condoms. So you're just like fucking calm for your seconds.

I like this clip. Number five, just playing it and we can talk about it. My skin is loose. Well, yeah, I have loose skin. I don't know if that's in my jeans or what? Loose skin. Yeah, something like a disease. Yeah, it's definitely not.

I don't know if he was going for a laugh there and then the one guy goes, it's something of a disease, trying to make a joke and he seems offended and has to immediately go, no, no, no, it's not a disease. Yeah. Lose skin doesn't sound like a disease. No, but again, this is just an example of the nonsense that they have to talk about to fill the time that they're, I guess, getting paid for it. Like, do advertisers, I'm gonna say, like, you have to do this much time. And you, I mean, I know you have to play your ads so many times, but you really have to

put in a certain amount of time on a podcast. That's a great question because I would much rather these guys just read the commercial and call them today. Yep. Uh-huh. 100% 100% You know what I'm talking about, you're stretching if you need to.

And that's it, make it a, do it in nine minutes. Bad ass stretching, you get the fuck out. Do a nine minute podcast, do it. Oh, so this is funny. So they're taking these questions. And a guy calls in or sends in the video and he says,

would you guys ever take on other fighters to come live with you and train with you? So it's like a desperate nerd. It's just like, did I come live with you guys in your amazing world? And the way they deflect from this question is fantastic. Dude, this fucking is so sweet with these questions right here getting to see the faces of the job. I love it. This is so, this fucking is so sweet with these questions right here. Getting to see the faces of the Joobins, huh?

I love it. This is the most ultimate sickness thing we've had. Dude, the ultimate sickness is when people say they take our advice from those little habits. Yeah, and it changes so. And it's the small habits, too, that just equal bigger thing. The guy goes, hey, can I come live with you guys? And they're like, this is so sick. How are we watching these videos?

These Joe Bids get to talk to us. Is that amazing? Like, well, I don't think you're answering the question, but. They also talk to guy calls from Ireland. And he asks if he's gonna franchise and open gyms out there. Yeah.

And the trainer's like, no, I don't think I'm gonna do that. And sugar's all excited. He's like, you know what though? We should totally go to Ireland sometime. His trainer clams up, does not say a single word throughout the rest of answering this guy's question. Yeah. He doesn't want to go anywhere or do anything.

No, the meal ticket is sitting across from him. Just keep working out every day, keep doing your badass stretches, get the fucking act to God. Mm-hmm. Keep cashing those checks. But your supplement list up on Patreon, so people will pay us for this garbage.

Begin of that. If you've ever read that a professional athlete had been juicing and then the athlete says, well, they didn't know that they were taking it. I'm one of those idiots that used to think, like, well, they're professional athletes. Like they should know what they're putting in their body, but this dumb dumb proves that athletes are fucking morons.

What do you mind over 19? Um, I don't remember all of them not to talk my head. Actually I do. I could damn them all. There's a creatine, magnesium powder, algolutamine. I have a vitamin, vitamin A, I'm an vitamin P, the probiotic, the scorpic acid, a basic B, super EPA,

or even 500, I don't know exactly what they do, but these are what down-garns, hey, take these, you're gonna benefit you. Oh boy, hey, take these, don't worry about it, they're gonna be beneficial. So then, I did not even a deep dive on this guy. And in 2018, he was suspended for six months for taking band substances. And in 2019, he was suspended for nine months for taking it again. He's a fucking moron.

Wait, you were suspended from the UFC for that? Yes. Then why are we asking him what he takes? I don't think he should be the one spouting out what you should do with your routine. Of course he shouldn't. That's insane. I didn't realize we were listening to the berry bonds of the UFC

telling us how to become the busier sport. Like, yeah, I get it. Cheat, cheat and win. Yes. I know I get a Plug grab yeah cheat and win But you've been suspended for a total of an entire year out of a career that lasts like five. Oh, that's fucking funny I have a clip here that in my notes. I just wrote he says a number ridiculous things in a row. Let's figure out what this is Gopso that dropboxing figure out because that was sweet putting a face to the job and that was fucking titties dude.

Oh, okay. It was just money and titties and just sweetness. It's nonsense. Oh, my number. Oh, my number 11 because that's just I hate the way he talks. I couldn't imagine having a conversation with these ocean. So I was going to clip this and then I saw the track names that you sent over and I went, oh, Doug's got this. Okay, got. You have fucking seasy, weasy, am I grandma weasy, you know?

Pfft! What the, why you talking like that? Oh my God. I understand your highest fuck, but come on. I think Patrick Michael would have stopped himself and been like, oh, why did I do that? I should Wow, what else do I have on here? Oh, why did this stuff? I think you've already covered the very beginning of the show They talk about what they're drinking. I've been sleeping good, too. What'd you get there? Just a little green tea

I'll green tea it's yellow again. I don't know why don't they call it yellow tea? I always like with the Remember what scene why don't they call it the piss water or urinate? I don't know Why don't they call it yellow tea? I don't eat the marketing would work all that while I don't think it'd be selling all that while if it was piss water He's gonna be fine. He's franchising like Edibles or something. Don't worry about this guy. He's gonna be okay That's sure that'll be fine. This was also in your question clip Yeah, but I thought this was funny because this is the smart one Tim

Trying to ask what's your largest expense? So what's your most expensive? What do you think costs the most for you? Food? You could not figure out an aspect, my son. What's your largest thing that is monetary value and then you exchange money in order to get it. What would that thing be food? Yeah, because he has to feed his dumb friend the answer too. He sees the vacant look in his dudes eyes.

He's like, he doesn't get this at all. I'm sorry, do I need to dump that question down for you a little bit, my apologies. And like how, uh, Dummy O'Malley, he's talking about what he's been reading because his trainer asked him about podcasts. He's like, I've been listening to my podcast, I've been reading a lot. So, he's been reading. One of the books he mentions is The Art of the Deal.

And he pulls out the most uninteresting bit of information that he got from this book, Play 14. And then Trump, the art of the deal, it actually gives me a couple good ideas. Think about how he's talking about just being in the press. If it's bad or good, I'm in the press. People are talking about me. Like those kind of things. Isn't this stuff people learn when they're in like fourth grade? Like any publicity is good publicity. Like I can't believe this guy got when they're in like fourth grade like any publicity is good publicity like I

Can't believe this guy got to this point in his life. He's saying, you know what I never thought about this before but this is a really good thing Maybe talking about me positively or negatively. This is great. I also like that. He says I've been I am a listen to podcasts I've just been reading a lot of books. Oh, yeah, what books and then he guys pulls out his audible list So he's not reading box. I mean, I know I'll be in a little bit nitpicky here But there is a difference between reading books and having someone to read it to you. This guy can't wait You're five years old. You have someone read the book to you. Yeah, yeah, I think I'm Pretty much done with Mike. Oh, here's one more thing that I want to play. So they're talking about how they use Insta and he says this about why he uses it.

Don't, he had the only reason, I'm like the only reason I should get on Instagram is if I'm posting something funny or something that I think can help other people. So in other words, only things that can help other people because I don't think this guy has anything funny to say. There is no evidence that there's anything funny that's going to come out when this person is talking.

I don't have much. I'll just just play one more because I found this hilarious because this tells me that sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar. I don't think it would be saying sugar. It's getting sugar, okay. Sugar.

Anyway, I don't know if this is possible, but nice Doug is the whitest co-host we've ever had on this show. I love that about you. I don't know. Andy might be giving me a run for my money. Ah, I'm getting flight. So this tells me that he's never used a screwdriver or possibly taken a lid off of a jar play number six Not to also put someone out one shot with mr. Righty Lucy over here

Oh, man, don't don't bring your table to be built by this guy. That's not gonna happen Don't bring your table to be built by this guy. That's not gonna happen. Boy, it shows terrible. This was just it was boring. Thank God. It was a little less than an hour long. I couldn't imagine listening. I need longer. Yeah. And I appreciate you. Are you a jobin now? Oh, definitely. You on the jobin train? It's it's just bizarre because there has to be. Just maybe you think that there has to be a show out there. I don't know if it needs to be by UFC fighter or something. It's actually giving up full hints and tips for robbing weight and putting on muscle and stuff like that.

There has to be right. I have no idea. Okay. Yeah. Maybe somebody, maybe one of your listeners could work on making a show like that. I think that there are more people doing shows about the UFC than there are people watching the UFC. It seems like every single, and again, it's got to be Joe Rogan.

I think it started there. It's like, it's almost where podcasting began. I was talking about the UFC. So now everyone is into podcasting. Also, I mean, even Patrick Michael has a show about the UFC fucking scene. Where's that reason? Uh, boy. Hey, I want to talk real quick about my good buddy. Stuttering John has this new show format. We're him and another zero. Talk about Trump and have guests on who want a bash Trump.

And that's all they do. And there's a reason why John likes this new format. It's because he doesn't do anything. It's called the Stuttering John show. They had this guest on who spoke for over six minutes straight without coming up for air. And the video of this is amazing because Noel and John are just staring blankly. Like they have no idea what she's talking about. They don't know how to interject

or have a conversation about it. And this woman prattles on and on and on. I have the clip, I've sped it up to 2.5 times. Just to make it palatable for everybody, it's still long. But this is literally what's going on on the Stuttering John show everybody. Roba, sorry um uh handbrows who's married to the owner of the hill uh we all knew was the trunk guy um and who his guy that he had for a long time he's on Salmon so handbrows worked as a producer, producer, producer,

for the element show then she left and she started doing this work for Melania Trump and they reported that he'd tell anybody and here she has married to the owner of the hill and uh they know the long story here but there was a time a couple years ago when the hill asked me they finished me to write a piece, which was then like hey uh they asked me to write a piece about okay so she was in my house. And it was based on my tweets, and I was talking about everything. And so I wrote it, and it went through the editing process, and they published it, and

then a few hours later it was sent down. And nobody would tell me what happened. And obviously what happened was Trump sent me the Trump White House out, and it was just an object, and I never got an explanation. I didn't write this, it was a picture to them. They asked me to write it, and I did, and they did it through editing, they liked it, and they got it or saw it, and it was published, and then I got inked. And again, that's the power that Trump and his friends in the media have they do

things the eye surgery and I also worked in media and politics for many decades so to me that's shocking and then something happens over and over now in the era of Trump you'll find out that that that Trump ally who you tell you what doesn't like you so they'll make sure that they are at or get you banned and I'm for right wing publications so be from places where they you know be somebody who is maybe good for a quote or so called insider information so they get protected and these are Trump's that would be protected by some pretty mainstream media sites now with regard to the pambros which was also the people who seemed to produce a work done on when I was banned from CNN, it was not right at that drug super PAC. But the subject matter was, is Trump's housing funding is campaigned.

And it came as earlier that the story came out and watched it post about the Trump Super PAC, that George B. Ford was not the source, but I knew that's why I confirmed it on a solo-gunsy line to the poster for her. So this came up on the Dunlin show, and there were a lot of people on this, and the guys was scaling out, and she and the other guys were remote, and I was in studio with Dunlin, and during the break, he said, wow, that's great. You know, you're so much about to go back to that,

when we came back, I was up to you. I was just really upset in two ways, but you know, and then that night, Trump tweeted to me, about me to make me, and I was done at CNN, and I later, much later, go back to that? We can never break. So it was up to you. I was just really upset in two ways. And then that night Trump tweeted to me about me to make me. And I was done at CNN. And I later, much later, got confirmation that in fact, that that office had sent out to all producers. Don't share his photos anymore. She's conflict because she had been trying for it.

Because we switched. Well, I could prove that he lied. I had a conference. I had a communication from his people asking me to come in. And he's saying, after a while, I could only tell him I was going down to see the second one. And I said, yeah, thanks. I didn't know that he was just like, I appreciate the hazing.

It was all right there. And they would talk to me. And at some time, he started going to, I said, oh, yeah, it's never really the difference. He said, this was done. This was done. This was a paper to Trump. So the political piece today is confirmation of that, for the confirmation that after that, I was on that show, brought up the Super PAC Trump, wasn't self-funding. He lied, he caught up by Washington Post, and really shut down the Super PAC.

But yeah, one, anyway, he said he didn't, and he was slamming his fire gun, so I had to be in the truck, he attended two of the parties, he was running one at your position, and she's seen it, and he's seen it, and he's like, that's $100,000. So, you know, this is not what they want to talk about because, a print comes before broadcast always,

you know, people aren't reading Washington Post, they're the people that are running for Trump, they're watching television, so you should be amplified for a tease on television, that's a problem. So they need to just read this in their own, so that's the story that came out, but I thought today, I'm going to be angry, I was being angry, I was seeing all Trump people, and then she was working for Babylonia, so we amplify it right now on television. That's a problem. So they need to just wait this under a... So that's the story that came out of the video today about Panro's being heard and those saying they're all Trump people. And she was working for Babylonia, and then we ever disclosed this stuff.

I mean, it's pretty sleazy. That's just not just what I just knew what happened to me. Trump had the ability to just pick up the phone and have something that I wrote, both. He has the ability to pick up the phone and say, damn her. He did that, five, so he can get this done. He now has them. He has staff, people, steam, associates, sponsors, so he says that if they don't like you, or if you know a little bit too much and you're a little bit too good at going after them,

and they say, you have somewhere, they'll pick up the phone, no. And we go cut off your recorders' access. And that's all it takes. And this has happened to me, it's happened to friends of mine. So it's kind of an nasty game. But I knew this would happen a little bit here in every year. So I might be, oh, I know you some of my habits, these complete blacklisting and bands under the era of Trump, where media are so under some.

And that's what I find so discerning that he has that much power. So when you say, is our democracy going by part? Our democracy, I think it's the word of my free, and an oppressed and a fair press. I think that's gone. There's so much evidence now that it's gone. So we just now accept and get our paint attention. So this is going on for two years at our Trump. Some of us have been sounding the alarm, but then we just get slammed think that's gone. There's so much evidence now that it's gone. So we just now accepting their paintings. So this is going on for a few years

and some of us have been sounding the alarm, but then we just get slammed. He said, well, can I along with what you're saying? You were talking about Rochester Stone. So finally, no one gets a question, Ed. But that woman, and I apologize for that, I know that was very long. That woman does give them ample opportunities

to interject and she's reading the room and going, oh, no one's gonna, okay, I'll just keep going. I'll just keep just keep going I'll just keep going and I don't know if you could hear it or not But what was she she was complaining about was that she's no longer allowed to appear on CNN And she thinks it's because Trump told someone not to have her on I think it's because she's a terrible guest That would be right. She does she know what show she's on like there's no way she knows what show she was going up on right now One point is she making herself laugh again one way that it sounded like she was Agging herself up. I couldn't understand a bit of that. Well, yeah, I couldn't wait in real time Obviously, no, no, no, thank thankfully you didn't I tried to listen to this I couldn't you

Thankfully you didn't I I tried to listen to this I couldn't you you give an Like an insane amount of homework for the show like I tried to listen Emmy pesky telly's making the rounds though. She was on both Opie and severing John this is her on stuttering John and John Admits that he's not paying his child support which is fantastic. So this is an explaining, he just had his, what would have been his 23rd wedding anniversary on June 28th.

It's so funny. He's like, yeah, it would have been my 23rd. He's like, oh, congratulations. Not. It's not as funny as a birthday anyway. So this is him explaining how he got served papers on his anniversary. She's an honor claims it wasn't her doing, but when I, the last time I did that, and I said, June 28th, sunny day, you know, happy anniversary.

Two hours later, I got served for her. And then I'm like, she's had a really? I had a anniversary. So what that means is he wasn't making payments. He was in a rears. And would a stupid sad, lonely, desperate man? Like what a weird thing to do too. I know.

Couldn't even imagine that. But I'm glad you brought up, and I apologize for all the homework I gave you, but I'm glad you brought up. Tammy Pasquatelli, making the rounds because she's been doing like a weekly show I feel like with Stuttering John for some reason. I don't know why she's doing that.

And then yes, she was a guest on Hopi, and I listened to all 55 minutes of it. Let's get into it Oh Did you listen to the show doc I tried Did you listen to the show, Doug? I tried. I tried. Here's what I will say.

Okay, here's what I'll say. I tried to listen to both Tammy Pescatelli episode. And at least the one where she was on with OP was somewhat listenable because I tried to listen to her with Stuttering John. And for the first five minutes, it was just her making jokes and him going, what, what, I don't, what, I can't hear you, what? Yeah. It was terrible.

So at least this one, I guess the quality was better, the recording quality, the audio, I guess. So, Opie listened a little bit. So I agree with you. I think Opie is a good podcaster compared to Stutter and John. I think that that's a true statement, which is really sad. I have to start off.

The break about. No, certainly not. I have to start off with this and I teased this to my buddy Vinny, who works over at the comedy club here at Comedy at the Carlson. And Comedy at the Carlson's been busting their ass during the whole pandemic shutdown. They're figuring out ways to continue to have shows. So one of the things they did, and they had a few of these types of shows,

is drive in movie style, where there's a comedian outside on stage, they have screen setups, you can see them, and you park in the parking lot, and it comes in through the FM dial, and you can listen. In fact, producer Chris is here with me right now. He and I went to a show.

It wasn't Tammy Paschatelli, but it was actually a funny comedian and we went and saw that in this setup, which is, you know, they're trying to find a way to keep comedy going. I know there's other clubs that have done that. So this is the setup. Tammy explaining that she just had a gig up in Rochester. They did an outdoor show. They had a really set up nice. They did an outdoor show. They had a really set up nice.

They boguarded a radio station 80, like an 89.1 at the top of the dial and three different screens and people would sit in their cars and they get home or they could have their windows down and laugh, flash their lights. All right. So Tammy was just in our town doing the show and then decides to bash the shit out of the

comedy club. This is the part that I've decided to play for everybody. The only thing that was bad is there was an open roadway between the stage and the parking lot. So that was a little bit weird to like get to a punch line and a bus would drive by. But it was completely humiliating. It had enough money. I would have never done it.

So I don't have the money and they also need to stay open. It was completely humiliating for her to play the show at the comedy club. And then Opie decides to bring this up again at the end of the show. And again, just bash comedy at the carls and. I keep going back to you and

Rochester performing in front of cars. Oh my god. I just want to listen. I just want to hug. If I didn't yeah, if I didn't hang myself that night, I don't think I ever will. And I'm even selling out the parking lot. About that. I didn't even make a bonus because I didn't sell out the parking lot It's because you were promoting the show on the Stuttering John podcast you fucking moron Why would you say that why would you ever does the way that you can't sell out a parking lot? Well that part was funny, but I just love that she explained if she was ever gonna kill herself. She was after the show that she did,

and it caught me at the car, I was like, like I said, I have a little bit of insider knowledge, Vinny runs these shows, so much work goes into these shows. They have to build the stage, they have to tear it all down and then build it again the next day and then tear it down, build it again the next day. The promotion that goes into this parking people, they got food vendors, it's this whole fucking elaborate thing that they're doing at day five. It's like yeah, I did that I want to kill myself

Okay Burn your bridges there Tammy She was on opi raiders. She didn't think anyone would ever hear this. Well, no, no If it wasn't for you nobody ever worked correct correct. So Tammy at the beginning of the show is gonna say something and then stops herself and makes a brilliant decision i have to give her a lot of credit for slowing down i mean it we call it black lives matter now which is important but there's

still the n double a c p and you certainly wouldn't use those words ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha those words. Ha ha ha. You certainly wouldn't use, what do you, what do you think she thinks the end stands for? I don't know. I know exactly. She thinks it's definitely what's in those words. Ha ha ha. Good job, Danny.

That was pretty smart. She still know, no one was going to hear it, but it was like, I don't know what I'm going to say here. So Danny's talking about the way that she first was introduced to Opie. She was on last comic standing on NBC. And on Opie and Anthony, so this is going back a decade or more.

On Opie and Anthony, they were playing clips of her standup and goofing on her from last comic standing. She happened to be listening live while it was happening and then called into the show to defend herself. This is her talking about that incident. And what I want you to zoom in on is OP is giggling along with this story,

the entire time we's having a grand old time. Then she brings up Chip Chipperson and OP is triggered immediately. Listen to how opi reacts to this. We're everybody was picking on me for doing all those Italian jokes. And I called in and I was like, guys, doesn't even hurt my feelings because you know what you're not saying? I'm doing chip jokes.

You're right. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. That's, I'm. I guess you didn't get the momma. I Guess you didn't get the mamma you don't want to bring up Jim Norton on the opi radio show The fuck chip Okay, oh he was pretending he was having a good time there for a couple seconds. He does pretend doesn't he? Oh my gosh if I ever had

Tammy Paschitali on the show and God willing I never will the last thing I'd be doing is giggling through one of her fucking Rambling conversations I'm not saying I'm not saying you should get her car, but it's like you could get her. I mean that doesn't seem difficult I mean she does stuttery John show on purpose. Right, yes. Unless she's been tricked into it. That's always a possibility, I guess. OP decides to start singing on this show and then has an amazing joke right after that. Do you know the song Into the Night by Benny Martonis?

I might do a little bit, tell me a little bit. She's just 16 years old. Oh yeah, the people alone they say. Right. And they, I'm a beautiful song too, right? But like, it's a boy, he creepo. I think that's Crystal Lay's favorite song. Ha.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. I Brilliant, Opie Very witty very topical

Yeah, no very I only how he continued singing I mean she got it. Yeah, he had about three words out of his mouth she got it but Wing on I don't know if he thought it was funny. I don't know if he thinks that he's a good singer Both of those are incorrect though. Yeah, so he's neither funny nor a good singer. And you're right, you picked up on that correctly. When somebody, when someone starts singing us on, do you know this sign? They start singing it and you go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know this, I know this, I know this, I know it, I know it.

It means shut the fuck up. They don't want to hear you sing anymore. You're just making mouth. You're embarrassing yourself. Everyone around you. Speaking of it, he was embarrassing. Yeah. OP is doing the show on his phone. Everyone around you. Speaking of it, he was embarrassing. Yeah.

OP is doing the show on his phone. And you know how this works in these modern times. When you're on a phone call with someone and someone else calls, you get a notification that there's another call coming in. In this clip, you could hear the other call coming in and then OP dropping the ball.

Oh, there's a freaking, yeah never saw anything like it. They look like they had like squiggles and hazard signs. I mean it was like a little bit like a save by the bell episode segway. It was just horrible. That's amazing. Hello? You heard that call coveted. I thought I hung up on the telemarketer, but I think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? OBS talked a lot about how he enjoys editing and he's big into editing. That would have been a perfect opportunity to maybe do a little bit of editing. Maybe edit that part where you hang up on your guests. I mean, I'm embarrassed.

I mean, but you've been pointing this out for years for the whole time you've been doing this show. And it was buying it. Like who's buying it now? If you're listening to his show or if you're listening to your show, you're not buying anything that he has to say. I am a broken, hilarious rocker, aren't I? All right, this is your favorite part of any OP show.

This is another episode that I listen to and it doesn't feature Tammy Pascatami. And by the way, when OP does these shows where he's just interacting with people in the live chat, it's insane. And of course, it always has to start with us. Good morning, everybody. What's up, Steve and Rachel and Kerry. What's up, Phil?

How are you? Oh, what's up, Phil? It's that Phil. Patricia, what's going on? And Tim McConnell, I'll hate Tim, Brian, and Jeff, and Lloyd, and Dave, and Abe Ben Perry. Shut up, shut up,

shut up, what am I supposed to do that? I don't know. What does he feel the need to do that? I don't know. See, as soon as he mentions it, my name, they're not gonna drop out two minutes into this. Who cares? It doesn't. It doesn't sound like a brag that people are listening because you mentioned like eight people. It's, it's the equivalent of putting

the sticker on the child's ditto. Like good job. You can pay to the assignment. Here's your sticker. Yeah. Mom, guess what? Oh, peace and high to me today, mom. Speed low. He should have stickers. That's how he's the dumbest reason to do this. Oh, so on this episode, Opie gets super political, which is, you know, it's my favorite thing. I don't know. Is he getting super political or is he just right down the middle super political? Oh, he can't explain enough that he is right down the middle. That's why that's why people are confused by me.

They think I'm a lib tart because they make fun of Trump, but then they ignore when I make fun of Biden. Ah, God, it's exhausting. Yeah, Opie, no one thinks you're a libdard. We just think you're a tard. Right? Oh, he's the last sane man. Oh, Opie, what a martyr for, I don't know. Like, I just don't understand why he thinks that way.

I don't know either, because he literally explains this every podcast. Like, guys, you think that I just love buying, but I don't like know I I don't like Biden I don't like Trump like we know we know in fact he explains that if Biden became the president he'd be telling jokes about Biden. Oh you'll see me go all in making fun of Biden no problem and that's what confuses everybody I'm not a lefty I explained that on the last podcast episode.

Go back and listen. You explain it on every podcast episode. So this is my question to you, dog, is what would be an example of a Biden joke that OP would come up with if Biden was elected as the president? I don't know, you know, would have to have something to do

with possible dementia, I guess. Oh, how about this? Joe Biden is so forgetful. He calls his cabinet the oversight committee. Oh, that's a good, okay, that's a good, okay, that's a good, okay, that's a good, okay, I hope he wouldn't have come up with that. Never mind. Take it back. Oh, this is great too, because Opie's explaining how he gets underneath people's skin, and he likes to troll people on Twitter. Sometimes I'll tweet something that I don't even believe in and I'll just walk away from Twitter. And then I'll go back six hours later to see the best I started.

So I've decided like, all right, what's going on on his Twitter? What kind of activity is he get? Yeah. He gets an average of eight likes and one retweet per Twitter post that he puts out. Okay. This is a guy who's explaining that, oh man, I like to just blow up Twitter. By the way, he has 220,000 followers and he's getting eight likes. Oh, Jesus. It's crazy. If I were him, I wouldn't even bring up Twitter. I'd be embarrassed. Oh. I would just be sitting on Twitter. You and I, I mean, we talked about this on Patreon.

Everybody should subscribe to your Patreon. I don't mean to bring it up again, but he's a guy who just exists online. He doesn't talk to real people. Correct. You know, it's almost like he thinks that everybody is so hardcore right or so hardcore left Because those are the only bots that he interacts with online. Oh, but he has these platitudes too So he thinks because he's open from open Anthony that when he says things it must be important and better than what other people are saying This is where he just does not understand what a fucking idiot he is.

We're eating ourselves alive in this country. Other countries are laughing at us as we fight over our politics day after day, splitting this country in half. It's the stupidest thing we can do as a country. We got to focus on the things that bring us together. Not the stuff that separates us. God is that the most logical thing you take forever to say nothing I mean I'm guessing dog. You probably don't know what did he just say? He says nothing

Just what Homer Simpson just said he really thinks that he's the only one who's figured out guys Stop it with the right and the left let's all come together all Americans why aren't we working together why is everything so politically thinks is the only guys go up with this yes he thinks is the only person to think that way or just say he's dumb planet to this you said like this is just nonsense that any of you don't know anything say. There's a reason why he says such dumb things You're you're looking or hearing a guy that does not like Howard Stern at all But I also have what's called logic in my stupid brain

I got logic in my stupid brain Dump smart! Not like everybody says, like dumb, I'm smart and I want to expect." OP is talking about the Stevie Ray Vaughn statue that was taken down. And I guess this happened in Austin, Texas. Listen to how distracted he gets. He can't even have a coherent thought because he's responding to people in the chat and he's confused. This is a very typical portion of OP radio in 2020.

What could have been the problem with the Stevie Ray Vaughan statue? That's in Lady Bird Lake, right? On the other side of Lady Bird Lake I rented a bike and Checked out to Stevie Ray Vaughan statue when I was in Austin, Texas, which is a great great city Love Austin. I would live there in a second Stevie Ray Vaughan does have three names Tom. You are right I guess he was a racist in some way To me that clip is just babble babble babble. Oh Right, I mean he rented a bike that was the most exciting thing about what he did there

There was so much going on. He's like, oh, yeah, that statue they got taken down It's not about seaberee Vaughn. It's not about statues being taken down He's like, oh, that's an Austin. I hit right at the bike in Austin. Austin's a cool place. I would maybe live in Austin Whatever he's being taken down, he's like, oh, that's an Austin. I hit right at the Blake in Austin. Austin's a cool place. I would maybe live in Austin. I'd be like, whatever. What are you talking about? I was three names. Right? The right random shithead that's commenting on this. Ha ha ha.

He talks about Joe Rogan. And the title of this show is that Joe Rogan is hypocritical. And if you probably know about this, this is the clip that was going around on the internet, when he had Bill Burran, he was kind of calling Bill Burr out for wearing a mask. Cause Joe Rogan's like, what are you, what are you, fucking pussy?

You gotta fucking wear a mask and Bill Burr gave him shit right back. You're familiar with this, right, Doug? Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. So, Opie's figured out that Joe Rogan is very hypocritical. He's doing that to Bilber and making fun of, in general, the people that wear a mask out there.

Do you know that every single person that goes on Joe Rogan gets tested for the coronavirus? So, it's easy to sit in his seat and make fun of people that wear masks to protect themselves from the coronavirus. When you know damn well before that person sat down across from you you know he doesn't have the coronavirus and I think that's fucking hypocritical don't you think and most people don't know that and it took just researching it online I don't know maybe five or ten minutes and I found that all right so here's my problem with this clip Opie says most people don't know, maybe five or ten minutes and I found that. Alright, so here's my problem with this clip.

Opie says, most people don't know that the guests on Joe Rogan, who go into his studio and record, get a test for coronavirus. Joe Rogan talks about it at every episode. This is not a secret. Joe Rogan explains he has testing kits and he tests everybody. He hasn't asked, he's even explained, I've never had one person test positive. All these people I've had come in here,

no one's tested positive. He talks about all the fucking time. I don't mean he thinks he's discovered this hypocritical incident that's happened and only he's aware of. Do you think his 10 minutes of research was listening to 10 minutes of a Joe Rogan show where he said that? I know. What did he Google to find that?

Things that Joe Rogan talks about openly on his show? Was that his search query? So one of the things I'm very surprised about because I know that OP is aware of how he's made fun of on the internet. He's alluded to it quite a bit. Oh, sure. And one of the things, there's a picture of OP where he's kind of like slunched in his chair and he's wearing to it quite a bit. Oh, sure. And one of the things, there's a picture of OP

where he's kind of like slungeonous chair and he's wearing a tight shirt and you can see that he's got like, he's got like tits. He looks so bad. And because of this, his nickname is often tits. When you're talking about it on the internet. In fact, Anthony Kumya has some issues with his complexion.

So these are called tits and zits. It was the Opie and Anthony nicknames. Right. So Opie is doing a live read and I can't believe he says to us. I got bitch tits. Oh boy, did I get bitch tits? Yeah. I sure do. Well, he is the same guy with these, the boners are gonna solve all the world's problems, so oh That's a perfect segue. He's doing a blue-choose spot and exclaims this at the end and if you want this podcast to continue being free support the sponsors If you want this podcast to be free support the sponsors. If you want this podcast to be free, support the sponsors. What's the alternative that the podcast doesn't exist

or that you go behind a paywall? Because I would love to see what would happen if OP went behind a paywall. Go ahead and hop on page, general. Let's see what happens there. It's crazy, because I would gladly pay for shameless behind a paywall. There was no way I am paying for OP.

Nobody would pay for OP, does zero prep and talks to zero's like Tammy Paschetta Lee. Right. So right after he says, you know, to keep us free, you gotta support the sponsors. He says something that is the creepiest thing he could say. Support the sponsors, get a boner now. Are you a boner guy?

What is with Opie and boners? I just don't want to talk about boners for them anymore. Can we please stop talking about boners, Alfie? I don't know. That's kind of what he does on his show. I can't talk. Talk. Oh, fuck. Hey, I someone just brought this to my attention. Yeah.

Right before we sat down and did a show, Chrissy mayor was on the kill stream with Ethan Ralph. And by the way, I should get on the kill stream. Someone tell Ethan Ralph to book me on the, maybe I'll tell him. She was on the hell that me. I don't know any of those words. You say Ethan Ralph, the host of the Ralph Retort, and he has a show called the Killstream, and he had Chrissy Mayer on there, and they were taking calls, and someone called in and asked about our feud. Well, I was gonna ask her,

what's up with Carl from who are these podcasts? Like, you have like a fallen out or something? Yeah, I think that's a podcast that I did once. I don't know. Yeah, somebody actually, I know some people that know him and they tagged me in this today and I'm like, I don't even know what's going on.

What are you guys talking about? I don't even know. Yeah. It's nothing, yeah. So Chrissy says, there's nothing going on there. I don't even know about that. I think I did his show once or something. I don't know, there's nothing going on there. I don't even know about that. I think I did his show once or something. I don't know, it's nothing.

All right, to anyone who's listening to the show who doesn't know what Chrissy Mayer is, go ahead and look through the episode titles of WATP. We've done two episodes to vote to the Chrissy Mayer. One of them was about her shitty standup and the other one was about a really, really shitty podcast. Chrissy Mayer doesn't want people looking at this stuff. Oh yeah, I think I did the show once.

I don't know, it's fine. There's nothing going on there. Oh no, there is. There is something going on there. We have called Chrissy Bayer out. And I think we've been pretty honest about what her abilities are as a comic and a podcast host.

I don't know. I may have called in from a child's T-Ball game. Well, I'm not sure, possibly. I mean, that's the funny thing about Chrissy Mayer. If you understand the story arc of it, it was originally she reached out to me to be on the show and then canceled and lied, and then we got her on the show,

and then she called in from a T-Ball game, and it sounded like shit, and derailed the whole fucking episode and then you know the list goes out I guess. No pun intended. Oh come on. Alright. Oh I get the other thing I gotta talk about is this Tom Myers fucking character. So we did Politopod last week and Tom Myers is the headwriter. Oh go ahead buddy. That was wild. Isn't it? Just listening to you guys talk about that show. I can't believe because he sounded or or appeared to be genuine with having you review his show. I think he thought that you

were actually legitimately going to like it. Oh, yeah. A lot of podcasters make that mistake. Yeah. A lot of them will. Listen, I knew what I was in for when I asked you to review my show. I don't think this guy understood what was going on. I don't know. I do knock it into Twitter battles with people. Yeah, it's not something I do. I make one of people on my show.

It's the show's content and then I move out of my life. But Tom Myers is an exception because this fucking ass hat the way he was spouting off on Twitter I just had to address it So he was going back and forth with this guy proff war Seattle and He says curl strikes me as the kind of person who might be more chill if he was able to acquire a talent or if he listen to a podcast And how to find a job or how to get a woman Good one. So Proff war comes back and makes fun of them and then Tom comes back with this.

Did he bring up that I toured nearly 30 states plus DC and Canada and performed the troops at Walter Reed spanning 15 years? Does he mention that I've helped run and manage a successful restaurant for the last eight years? Has he known success other than sitting in a basement? No. So he's making a lot of assumptions about me. I don't think he knows me very well, but now I know that he works at a restaurant. Why would you mention that he ran a restaurant out of you reviewing his podcast? Sooner wife's proud of that. It's very weird. That is ridiculous. Oh, so the response to that is,

Tom, oh, Tommy, Tommy, Tom, Tom, boy. You just don't know what to stop, do you? Stop, that's from Proffor. And Tom writes back, the host lied about me asking to review his podcast. I didn't. He didn't bother to check that the, so you want to

rye a sketch was written by an African-American female writer. Then we're not in to make a tone deaf racist statement in the same segment. Then made another racist comment near the conclusion of the segment where he discussed the podcast. He even admitted to taking down an episode because he did it wearing blackface. The fact that you're defending him makes me think you're as a big a turd as he is. So this is where I had to get involved. I'm thinking like, wait, why are you that fucking stupid? I wrote, the blackface kind of was a joke you dipshit.

And then he wrote back, the thing about jokes is people are supposed to be able to tell if they're jokes. That's why your jokes are just as shitty and pathetic as your podcast. Now, if anyone remembers when Kroger was out here and he goes, remember that show, The Coke Brothers? We had to take it down because we were in blackface. We all laughed after that.

It was very obviously a joke. Plus, you could look up to see if the Coke Brothers are still available. It is. We haven't taken it down. Plus, this is an audio show. So it's preposterous and it was down. Plus this is the audio show. So it's preposterous and it was very funny. It was a good get. Well, what's great about that is the whole thing that you guys kept coming back to a

political point is you didn't understand when it was a joke and when it wasn't on that stupid show. So he told me that he never reached out to us and he's telling people on Twitter and I wasn't even going to get into this. But then other people started tweeting at me like, yeah, prove that he wanted you to review his podcast. I'm like, fine, I fucking dug it up. It's from October of 2019 and he sent me a link to his podcast and he said, if you refuse to give this podcast a listen, then I'm sorry, you don't have any balls. So I said, uh, okay, sure.

Sounds good. And then six or seven months later, I reviewed his podcast and he said, I never told you to review my podcast. And so I posted that and I said, liar, liar, pads on fire, as I like to do. And then he says, you know, if you were smart, you would have craved out the part that specifically says, I didn't need your review. That means you're not only a liar and a racist, but also a literate and fucking stupid. And what is referring to is in the screen crab that I sent, I wrote, best of luck. And he goes, again, we don't need it. Save the

luck for you. So now he's pretending that when he said, we don't need it, save the luck for you. So now he's pretending that when he said, we don't need it, that he didn't need a review, but you don't send a link to your podcast to a podcast review host. If you don't want the host to review your podcast, so I wrote, you said you didn't need a lucky fucking adult. You told a guy who reviews podcasts, and if he didn't listen to your podcast,

he has no balls. And just who are you calling a literate? This guy sounds like a complete asshole. He's amazing. He can't believe that. And then the last thing he wrote is you made a comment. I looked you up, saw that both politipods and my feet had more followers than you. Thought you could use attention from someone who knows talent, my mistake.

Now go back to your bunker and make jokes involving the unword on Reddit with your fellow racists. Whoa. He's got me fucking nailed. It's got me pag. A lot of fucking idiot. So the reason I'm reading these things to you, Doug, is just to let you know that we have a new reoccurring character here on W-A-T-B because top buyers is hilarious in all the ways that he doesn't realize.

Love it. Yeah, I love it. I know, I'm excited to do a bill. I have to do a bill. I have to do a bill. Before next time I come on, maybe I don't have to listen to Opium or something. Yeah, listen to Politipon.

Politipon, seriously. I could review that, y'all, we fucking weak out here. There is so much to go around. There isn't a gag on there that could be considered funny. Right. And they try so hard. They trying so I don't even when you said that he had writers I could not believe that there were ten writers listening to the credits ten easy fucking writers to put out a 20 minute podcast that had zero

jokes it's I've ever think was that Kroge gave up. I've never heard Kroge just give up and not even want to play clips that he brought. There were like 10 clips still on the board. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, that's fine. I move it out of you. It's like so upset about it. Oh, man. So Tom Myers looking forward to-

And I know this is Comtown's bit, but I'm stealing it. I don't care. I don't see like Comtown's bit. All right don't see like a perfect alright you listen to Patrick Michael I always say Patrick Michael let's get into it I think I'm only subscribed to his 9 minute podcast, Atreot. I'm not subscribed to the podcast. Oh, you actually gave him money and you're not getting anything? I didn't even realize what was going on until I heard the last episode you did

and where he talked about putting all this stuff behind a paywall and I was like, wait, I haven't gotten new episodes in a while. Oh, that's fucking funny. Wow, I think you should demand your money back. It's too confusing. Like you said, he's got five different patrons. I'm so confused. Yeah, he put out an episode where it's just giving shout outs

to all of his new patrons. But before we get into that, I wanna know what you listen to and what you pulled clips from. Well, I listen to his topic excuses to avoid work, the list that he just read from online, and I listened to the episode where he and Carly reviewed the 90s show, Irii Indiana. I always love and Carly is on the show. She's so dynamic. Okay, we'll save that one. Let's do topic excuses to avoid work. And I thought this

really interesting because, thing number one, because Patrick Michael wants you to know that this show is very different than any. You know what, unlike many times before, today we have something prepared. That's a good time. I was so excited and by prepared, what he means is he found a top ten list that someone else made online and he just reads it.

I mean, honestly, that's being way more prepared than it usually is. When he starts his show is going, you know what? I just wanted to talk into a microphone. So I hit the red button. It's a shiny red button. And now here I have talking into a microphone. Well, I found this all pretty interesting because to me, based on what he was ranting about on his other podcast regarding you,

it sounds to me like he's using someone else's intellectual property here. And also, on his latest episode, maybe not the latest episode of Dead Town, you just went online and found a ghost story that somebody wrote and just read it. That's, you know, it's funny, it's like these true crime shows

are starting to get in trouble now. I don't know if you've seen this, but they're taking episodes down because they're literally just reading other journalist, like actual journalist work and putting it out and then selling advertising around it and getting patrons. Like, no.

Yeah, it's getting fucking funny. Like this, this literally, like people want to sue me because I play like a clip and getting patrons? No! It's getting fucking funny. Like this literally, like people want to sue me because I play like a clip and goof on people. Like, I'm not the one who's stealing other people's shit. I'm coming with my own jokes. You fucking morons. You guys just reading wiki pages.

That's, oh my god. That's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's it. I know. I don't care. I honestly don't care. He finds this list of 16 great excuses not to go back to work And here's why he's good. Here's why he's doing it play my number two. I love that somebody's unemployed Yes, it's that's so embarrassing. I feel like we're all on our way back to work when you're unemployed

You ruined my joke. Sorry. I know. It's so silly that he wants to pretend he's like one of the people. Yeah. We can't relate to your lifestyle at all. You sit at home all day. You never leave your house.

And you supposedly are up between 2 a.m. and 5 a.m. podcasts. Yeah. and you supposedly are up between 2 a.m. and 5 a.m. podcasts. Yeah, and he tells so many stories in this episode about work related things that he's had to deal with, and I could not believe it. Like, I don't know how long he's been doing this, but I know he's been doing it for a long time. But what he has to do in this, this is a 9 minute podcast, he's got a top 16 list, it takes some about 20 seconds to read through each one 10 to 20, and then he has to comment on the joke to pad time, but he focuses on usually the wrong part of the joke,

play my number 4 for a great example. Number 12. The dog ate my car keys and we have to hitchhike to the vet. Imagine your dog eating the keys. That's the music part. Imagine being a dog and eating keys. That's not the joke you can eat. It was the vet. That's not the joke, you idiot. That's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, you idiot. It's not the joke, it was the vat.

It's not the joke, you idiot. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat.

It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat.

It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not the joke, it was the vat. It's not! No, he doesn't realize that. Listen to this joke, which later we could, I mean after this we can talk about how fucked up the joke is because it's wrong, but listen to how he doesn't, clearly doesn't understand this. And then the great thing about the joke is, people probably won't understand this. Play number five. Um, number nine.

I accidentally converted my calendar from Julian to Gregorian and lost today. I like that one. I like it a lot and I feel like depending on who you're talking to and the level uh, at which they hold at the job, you could probably get away with it out of sheer confusion. They're like, okay, yeah, see you tomorrow then I guess the Level at which they hold at the job Those words don't even make sense that actually reminds me of Tom Myers joke where he's not five minutes late to work He's 23 hours of 55 minutes early for tomorrow It's at the same level as that. Yeah, I love it when he tells his own jokes But he can't even deliver someone else's jokes proper. I love it when he tells his own jokes but he can't even deliver someone else's jokes properly. I love his commentary about these. Alright let's

get going. Listen to this one. Play number six. Listen to this commentary. Number seven. I'm stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the food giant. Definitely a reason not to be able to come into work. And you're making this call from a cell phone I'd imagine, right? You'd have to be able to come in and work. And you're making this call from a cell phone, I'd imagine, right? You'd have to be. What is calling from the cell phone? Have to do with anything. And what is he talking about?

Is it supposed to want to pay phone? Or a home phone that nobody owns anymore? Like, you don't have to have commentary around everything. Plus, that's a fucking stupid excuse. Is this supposed to be funny? Oh, this is all supposed to be funny oh This is also supposed to be funny. I'm stuck in the blood pressure machine Hardy hard hard are yeah

Yep, it's great. He's great. It's delivering jokes. He's he's absolutely fantastic But let's talk oh let's let's forget all these dumb jokes that he's reading Let's talk about let's I number eight is is Avertix get off of work. Okay, so probably I would presume something that he's actually used before Sure I'll be honest my favorite has always been diarrhea Fantastic wonderful and I could only imagine that he wakes up in the morning is like Carly I got the wicked runs today. You're gonna have to take off work and watch the kids

I'll just be my closet closet playing NBA 2K and watching I spy and recording a podcast on it Can I just point out I've listened to Dozens and dozens of not hundreds of jokes that this guy has written and that was probably the best punchline he's ever come up with Just die really yeah, I think it's a funny I've ever heard of that You're right, I think I give a credit for that Oh my god, I got the other runs today It's done says the other

The wicked runs today. What would job is he calling out of? He doesn't have a job. Correct. He's using this somehow in his daily life. Okay. So he did a podcast. This was, this was crazy.

He did a podcast with he and Carly where now I talked to you on, I guess it was the bonus episode We did talk about when he reviewed I spy and didn't understand what was going on in the show While he was playing video games and while he was also listening to another podcast Yeah, you know I often forget because the OP segment of that show was so great I forget how great the Patrick Michael Cycle was of bad episode What he's doing and and in podcast, he does say things like, I'm going to get on and I'm going to, you know, maybe down the line,

I watch horror movies and I'm going to, because I make really great observations watching movies, but I can't imagine and I'd love to hear it. Do you have a clip of him saying I make great observations? Oh my God. Don't want to hear that. I may put those words in his mouth. Okay. So he and Carly, he starts off this episode. It's great because he starts off just saying that he and Carly don't know what show they're going to do, but hopefully they find a show

that's a half hour and hopefully they can start with the first episode. So he, they take a break. He like takes a-time break to find the show. And then he comes back after finding this show called Iri and Diana from like 1990. And he graduates himself for what a great job he did on the first segment of the show. Play number nine. All right, guys. So we're back and we have decided. We have reconnected. Of course, we take some time to get these podcasts off and running with the first two or three minutes

Was a blast I had a great time I really liked the last joke about Simon says, you know you can't you can't deny how good that is. It's just funny material That's raw I came from the head, you know, I just made it up as I went. Oh my god It's like it been there before act like you could do that anytime you want Stop adding or some of the back This is just what he does is if a carly here's all day long no matter what our kids are fed today Carly I really did a great job. I fed them. I took time out of my podcast thing scheduled to actually feed them They're not dead yet. What won't he take credit for?

What would he take credit for? I don't know. Also, right after this, two things happen in this and we can talk about both. Plan number 10. All right. Enjoy the unfiltered behind the scenes versions, the inside look of behind the scenes. Is that even, I don't know, it sounded good when I wrote it down. Don't fake laugh. It's sound good when I wrote it down. Don't fake laugh. Carly getting instructions right on the show at least Maddox would write them out and send them to dick after the show This guy's getting your notes in real time

Yeah, I mean first of all you you caught one of the things about this the other one is he wrote this yeah He, he wrote that joke down. Was it a joke? It just sounded like words that he put in the eye. Oh yeah, it was just words. This is the unfiltered. I think are the words that he wrote down. Yeah. He's called Scarly for Fake Laughing. I can't.

This is a very interesting peak in the relationship, the show. So I certainly wouldn't listen to it because it's too long, but I think it'll get it from just the clips I have. So Carly takes some time. It takes her a long time to get into this, but she starts talking about Irian Dianna

and all of its stars. And I don't know much about the show, but I was like, I think to be required was in this when he was a kid, but that's not what she's talking about. Play number 11. Hopefully it's good. It's got a lot of good stars. It's got almost five stars. I like to see each other so many stars. Oh yeah like who? There's five. Five stars.

Five stars, I don't know. That's fucking funny. Yeah, these people don't think like normal people. No. Oh, wow. Oh, no, not at all. That's great. Also, this is after he tells Carly, and this is for Carly shaming.

At one point in this episode, he tells Carly that he has to pause the podcast to comment on it. Not because he needs to do it, he can easily talk through this. He can't do it. He tells her like in this show he's like, I need to pause this podcast because you can't concentrate on the show and talk at the same time. And if you play number 13, you can really hear her enthusiasm. You can really make your voice heard after we pause it, okay? So what do you feel here? They're using like the creepy twin vibe I feel from like the shining, with the red heads being super creepy. I feel like they

try to push this thing of like twins or creepy. Yeah. Her personality is dynamic. She jumps out of the speakers at you. I can't get a number of her. So, if you play my number 15, because they should retitle this show, Shamus interrupts Carly. That's all he does in this episode. Well, she's got so much to say. Probably tried just about every

kind of guy that's that kid is that dash x Lonely has gross and also I'm checking the person who wrote baloney on it because it can't spell no I think something weird happened. I think people love that though Those look like some great pancakes. Yeah, I'm not sure if it's butter or glue He just talks through her. It just talks through the whole time. It's like, he literally has to somehow overcome her terribleness.

And he knows that. It's like, I cannot let this woman ruin my podcast. I'll just talk through her over her against her. Anything I can do, he's like, I'm the offensive. About halfway through this show too, this't our crazy thing. And I put in Clip 18. It's pretty long. It might be worth playing. About halfway through Carly's mic mysteriously cuts out. Like, you can't hear her, but he seems to think that you can still hear her. So he's asking questions. He's answering

things that she says. It's so uncomfortable. so uncomfortable and he knew it too because in the show description He even says the mic cut out halfway in but I but I left it in it's still great content play it in It's like celebrity lookalikes You know what I mean It's like so a celebrity god that fucking noise is oh so that's what his podcast sounds like it's not through the whole thing yeah I know why didn't hear that earlier and then it turns into that yeah it turns into it for a little bit and then it goes back to sounding like the regular shit it does

pretty look alike you know what I mean? What they- Oh, I get it, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, that's why they were in the yearbook. That's good, okay. What about when a guy finishes your fucking sentences? How's that feel? It's gotta be a living hell, also. You can cut this at any point. You can cut this at any point.

Yeah, what the fuck, man? So, throughout the entire show, her mic doesn't work. Her mic does not work. Then he puts music as you heard. He puts it in his music bed, which makes it even more impossible to hear. Like, when I first listened to this, I was in the car, whatever, I wasn't really paying attention. And I thought, seriously, she just quit. Like, she walked away, and he's awking to himself and asking himself questions as usual. But when I went back and I listened to it, I was like, I think I can faintly hear her in the background. And then I read the show description and he was like, I don't know, I'd put it out anyway. It's Patreon content. That's wow. What is this?

Well, I think this is a good time. We can come back to some of these other questions. I think it's a good time to segue into his victory lap that is the shout out episode of on his Patreon, patreon.com slash pod culture, not the one you signed up for, you fucking know. I know. How much more do you give him? I don't know, I think it was like three or five,

something like that. Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah. He is blown away by his success. He cannot believe he's gotten to this point. And this is just one of those episodes that you go through and you say, you know what, we're going to knock this one out. We're going to go ahead and do this.

We're going to give shout outs to all the new patrons, all the new Patreon members because you know what, here's the thing guys. This is so crazy and unexpected Now I don't know if this happens simply because you guys heard that I was going behind a paywall but After that was mentioned. Well guess what? I'm up to I'm almost in double digits now guys of Patreon members. Holy cow. That's right. Give me a round of applause because that's amazing Holy moly He's right, give me a round of applause because that's amazing. Holy moly.

He's up to almost double digits. Do you know how many patrons he had when he recorded this podcast? The answer is seven. The seven people digits almost double digits, seven. And he is blown away. He's like, I don't know how this happened. Maybe it's because I mentioned that was going behind a paywall on the nightman to podcast, maybe because Carl played that clip.

I don't know. Who knows how this happened. But I love this episode. And I clipped on every part of it because he's doing this completely backwards. That's right. And this episode is only for you Patreon members because I want to make sure you guys know that I know that you're here He's doing a shout out episode where he shouts out every person who's supporting him on the show that can only be heard by people who are supporting him It's the opposite of how you would do this. I know that you know

What you want to do is go on the show that everyone can hear and say we got tons of people supporting us on Patreon Maybe you should do not this Why why would he do it that way and why would he? How do you this works? This is him explaining that having seven people supporting on patreon is beyond his wildest dreams and podcasting and you know what guys? I never really thought that I would come this far. I never thought that I would honestly just continue this journey

this long and This in depth, right? I never assumed that I would be one of those people that decided to even buy equipment for this job. So he is in territory that he never thought he would get to this level of being a professional podcaster with all of this support. And this is a clip that I'm gonna play. It's one of those examples

where he confuses the how out of himself and then has to retract his statement and then say the exact opposite because no longer is this just a hobby. This is now his job. You know what dude I could take off as much time as I needed to. Like I could just quit doing this. Honestly I say that and I'm saying it and it's coming out of my face and I'm realizing, nah, I couldn't, no I couldn't quit. No I couldn't just take the time, you know, stop doing it. Because now it's just so much more than sitting behind a microphone.

And you learn that because of the people that are willing to continue to follow you. I think, I think this is what's going to us, Ed. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Can you believe this? We have entered a new chapter in this story

of Patrick Michael and I am loving it. I am loving where he's going with us. At previous clip, the one before what we just heard there, it sounded like a professional baseball player's retirement piece. Like I did it all, I reached the pinnacle. Today, today, today, I consider myself the luckiest man. There's just a guy with two bad knees, and now... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And I'll speak for myself wholeheartedly is I never assumed that it would have gotten to this point even Where I had to buy equipment where I had to edit where I had to produce a quality show

Right wrong He's at a point where he has to put out a quality show you fucking better not asshole I like it you three bucks a month here quality show on you if you even try that shit that's fucking funny so all of this is new territory and he doesn't even know how to respond to it the interesting thing about it is when the certain success does come when people do start to enjoy whatever the fuck it is you're doing? You also don't know how to how to respond to that like how do I?

Continue to please Alright Patrick Michael you just do you alright give me some advice You want to continue to please us patrons just be Patrick Michael that'll be a doff Don't put any more pressure on yourself then you need to when certain You want to continue to please us patrons? Just be Patrick Michael. That'll be a noft. Don't put any more pressure on yourself than you need to. When certain success comes, just the idea that he thinks that this is proof of success is mind-vogeling. It's bananas.

And this is him talking about how when he does these shows behind the paywall now, he knows that only the true fans are listening. And I'll tell you shows behind the paywall now, he knows that only the true fans are listening. And I'll tell you, having the paywall for me going to Patreon, I just, there's a different level of comfort because I feel like I'm speaking to a select few. You are seven. You're talking to seven people. I feel like there's a way a people who are gonna hear this. Cros! It's the most select few, and they're all listening to us right now.

It's seven people. He's amazing. What would happen if this guy had found true success in life? I think he would fucking explode. He'd run out on that family, that's for sure. So this is where, yeah, no shit. Carly Ho. So this is where he explains that he's had the Patreon set up for a long time. But these seven members, he's never mentioned the word, the number seven, but that's not

the seven member. It's almost double digits. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about the details. This is where he explains that even though he's had this up there for a long time, everybody just came in and June. Everybody here is virtually new because I've been promoting the pod culture Patreon page for a long time. Yes, you have. And all of these Patreon members are new as of June. So they literally just came in.

Correct. You've been promoting this thing for a long time. And nobody gives a shits. No, he thinks it's just because he threatened to take all of his shows away, right? The seven Shaburai. Sorry, I'm getting distracted by the discord. So, it's fine. So, a couple more clips that I want to play from this where he explains what the member benefits are.

And it is a simple membership, guys, for $3 a month that gets you- Remember, he's talking to the members! This is so fucking backwards! We've already signed up for his Patreon! We know it or subscribing to! And now he's gonna explain it to us! And it is a simple membership guys for $3 a month that gets you all the previewed stuff

And due to the fact that we have more people interested in actually pledging and becoming a Patreon member, we're gonna be putting out more $3 worth content, okay? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! So, ah ha ha! When I hear that, I think, is this guy the dumbest person besides Todd Myers to exist in the world? And then I'm wondering, wait a second, no one's that stupid. You wouldn't go on your member only show and say hey guys if you become a member of this is what you're gonna get there

already members and I'm like wait he knows that I've been to play this on whtp and he's gonna get two or three more people signed up for this. I think he's playing me. I was gonna get one later today at least. Why are you gonna switch? You're gonna switch. Yes! Over to five times bigger. Yes! I didn't get the shout out.

I'm pretty pissed. I don't know if you know this, but the way Patrick Michael lives his life is by always taking the easy route. You know, and I've always taken the easy route and I've tried my best to continue to take the easy route. And here we are. All in that easy route. And here we are, on that easy route.

You're so funny. That's something you brag about. I don't know if you guys know me, but what I do is I don't try anything newer difficult. I never challenge myself. I don't have a job. I used to switch schools and take swimming again, pretending I didn't know how to swim.

Therefore, taking the easy route, I'd always get nay. Yes Oh my god, what a fucking life philosophy that is No, I am making 22 bucks a month Hey, Curly, why don't you take extra day off This is this is another amazing clip. This is him explaining that he always wanted to do, because he listens to a lot of podcasts and he always wanted to do something different. And that's fine, that's what I wanted.

I wanted my show to be different, every single one of them. And I feel as if they are. He has 30 shows that all side identically doesn't even know what show he's doing half the time. And he goes, I want everything one of my shows to be different. And I nailed it.

And I'm completely different. All right, this is the last clip that I want to play for the show. I want the shows to be so different. I changed the name of the show sometimes. Yeah. And you know, three years into making it. Correct. Oh, no, it's called the Harry show. It's and you know, three years into making it. Correct.

Oh no, it's called the Harry show. It's so different. Is it? Is it different? All right, this is a very exciting clip that I want to play. Uh-huh. It just fills me with pride and joy.

And then pretty much back to back. You got Carl from WATP. That's me. Three dollars. Yes. Yes. That's me. Three dollars. Yes. Yes. Yes. You're welcome.

Yes. She mist thanked me. He acknowledged me and he thanked me. By the way, I want to bring up Doug from the Jingles department. There's a lot of dogs to keep track of. Yeah, that's a lot. Doug from the Jingles department is the biggest Patrick Michael fan in the world. We were going back and forth. He had an idea. Could we get Patrick Michael to read a WATP ID?

So, you know, this is something new that I've been doing lately, where I've been asking people to to drop IDs for me like this one. Hi, I'm Gryffald Jesus and you're listening to Who Are These Podcasts? Or of course the very professional. This is Larry Blidener and you are listening to Who Are These Podcasts. So Doug's idea was what amount of money would it take to get Patrick Michael to read a WATP ID? 50 bucks? 45 bucks? 12 cents? to read a WATP ID, $50, $45, $12. So the idea is, should we start a Kickstarter or go fund me or something where everybody chip in, $50.

And so his thought was, we gotta give him some money up front or he's not gonna believe it, which is probably true, but then he might just take the money and run. How do we do this? Any ideas? I don't know. I feel like there has to be some way to hold something back.

And if you do this, and you'll get this money, or then you'll get this many people on your Patreon. I don't know, I'm not an idiot. And by the way, one who's excited about this premise, like just to have a drop of Patrick Michael going, hey, this is, and maybe you should have to read out a bunch of his names. Maybe you could do IDs with all of his different personas. So Animal Crossing would give us a shout out.

We get famous MacKillian. Glitch Fredberg. Glitch Fredberg. I don't think he would do Todd. I don't think he acknowledges, he doesn't like Todd. Probably not. A deep poll, but he could do the Kermit voice where he calls out his father.

Yes. Wait, what? What is this? Yeah, this is deep. There was one where he was talking to his father who left him when he was a child. And he was doing the voice of his dad who sounded like Kermit the Frog.

Hey, I really like your show show Patrick. It's really great. Alright, I'm just being mean. Look, I went from being funny to me. I'll shut up. Producer Chris brings out the worst in me. Anyway, that's just an idea. I thought it was brilliant. And we'll probably look at that and figure out a way to make that happen. Listen, you have a direct line of contact to them now.

You're a patron. You can pull that three to $10, whatever you're pledging at any moment. And if you let him know this, that might be thread enough. That's interesting. You're saying don't raise any money for this ass hat. Just threaten to take your money away.

I could maybe get a couple of the other patrons. And not less. And we can all say, if you don't record this ID, I don't want to be a dick. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. What else do you have on the Patrick Mike episodes that you listen to, anything else you want to play?

I just want to play a couple of things real quick because you've mentioned before that Chameis has no life experience and he has no worries. In this podcast, this area in Danna one, he does tell a creepy, creepy story. Play number 14. But I would walk behind her house and the one point we were fucking looking through her sliding glass door, just fucking with her, knocking on it and shit. And at one point she actually was right there and almost caught us who

had always run away. It's a cool fucking story I've ever heard my entire life. I've seen it. Can I hear it again? Jesus Christ. He's talking about people on an elderly woman in his old neighborhood when he was a child. What a fucking amazing thing you guys did. You almost got caught too.

Sweet. Yeah great good story everything Played the my last clip that I have for you to play is number 16 where I've never heard shameless get racist before but this is a great I Don't like The color diversity in the room What away what I the color diversity in the room. What a way what? I may have taken that out of context, but there is what he said. Yeah, there are certain phrases you just don't want to string together in a podcast because they can easily get pulled out of context and play it on somebody else's show, especially

mine. You want to be careful with that. That's, yeah, that's all I got though. That's awesome. I gotta get on that Patreon. I'm very excited about this. Wow, trust me, I just played you everything that's exciting about the Patreon,

but yeah, go for it. I do what you gotta do. He's gonna, this Patrick Michael guy's getting a big head. We should probably ask him the same question about how do you get to stay humble. Is it important to you to stay humble? Are you gonna stay humble? I'm just gonna surround myself with Carly and you know, I'm just gonna try to you know

They just treat me like a normal person. You know, I'm just gonna try to All right, I'm gonna stay away from people that are like man, you're so fucking cool That was the best part of that clip you know all these people want to tell me amazing I am it's kind of a boy those people. That's how I get to stay humble. Holy shit. Oh boy. Hey, we've done it all today. Yeah, I don't know if you knew that,

but we talked about the Obster. We talked about Sugar Sean O'Malley. Talked about Stuttering John, Tammy Paschaltelli, Patrick Michael, what else is there to do? Well, everyone's favorite part of the show. The T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T- I don't know what show we're gonna do next week, because it's Friday, we usually record on Saturday and one last day to prepare. But I'm working on getting a guest host. There's never guest host before with us, who happens to own a very large podcasting company. And the person has agreed to do it.

Now, do I believe them? I'm not sure. I'm not sure if I believe them, but I'm hoping. I'm hoping that we have So that's the tease. It's not really the typical tease that we do I'm W. A. T. F. A. But a T is nonetheless you would agree. Can you can you can you pass my name along like is that kind of cool? Yeah, that's the first thing I'm gonna do is be like, can you heard good times great movies? You got to get that about your network

I'm just making sure I Understand, can you have your heard good times great movies? You gotta get that about your network. I'm just making sure. I have no idea where you're standing. I'm not gonna make your network. Oh, he's shit. All right. Carl, can I say something nice about you real quick? Of course. I am not.

You are not paying me any money to pedal your Patreon. But, your latest episode with Dick Masters, listening to Maddox try and say similarly. It was the funniest goddamn thing I I laughed for way longer than I've ever laughed at anything on your show before. That was fantastic. Everybody should sign up. Thank you very much.

Yeah. What I do with dick master's in is we will make fun of a podcast and then we'll break down a few chapters of Mattis's book Fuck Welles and what's great about it is that Maddox reads it Maddox can't read he's not funny and it's just as Crozier says when you get to the end of the book Start over again for the beginning and hit every other junk that you didn't already tack all the guy you're right Like this like endless entertainment.

I just could not believe it's similar to Lee. Regularly. I was like, what the hell? I would love to be a fly in the wall during that recording session. I could just imagine the engineer with his head and his hands going, yep, we got it.

Yep. Keep going. Yeah, that was great. Doug, I want to thank you for once again bringing it. Yep. Keep going. Yeah, that was great. Doug, I want to thank you for once again bringing it. I know I assigned a lot of homework, but you have tackled it as always. You always have the right attitude about it. And thank you very much for coming on.

Yeah, no, thank you. I want to tell people they should be checking out good times, great movies, the podcast that you're a co-host of what have you guys been talking about lately? Listen we are knee deep in our summer of sequels so we watch police academy two karate kid two sleep away camp two been saying action two as we have a patreon they're not good movies but they're great movies to shit all over so check it out awesome I think police academy two I've definitely seen by couldn't tell you a single fucking thing that happened in that movie.

Karate Kid 2, I remember, because it was, everyone was very excited about that movie coming out. Oh, he's, and god damn it sucked. Hot chicken, it though, right? Wasn't there like a hot Japanese chicken that? Yes, watching it now, it was the most tolerable of the movies I just listed Because I you know, it's like the story of the karate old man You just follow mr. Miyagi around he goes back to his home He has like a he's gonna fight some other elderly man and as a kid I

Stink with him is an elderly man myself. I was like yeah I was like, what the hell is an elderly man in my self? I was like, yeah, I'm going to end in this story, love. That's great. See, we can also be badasses. I'm six-year-old man. Someone's going to think we're actually 60. Anyway, check out Good Times Great movies with our buddy, Doug, because Doug brings it, and he's got a show that's tolerable.

All right, well, with that, I will say, please join us again next week. It might be the episode we found out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis. The morning radio. Get down and show these clothes right now.

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I said, what? What's up? I'm not very excited about this. That's a tight three minutes. I love it. It is three minutes. So the first thing I want to mention and Doug and I, we don't discuss the podcast or run review, but we've gone back and forth about

just stand up. First off, I think we can both agree on knockout. Oh my god. A nine and a half easily. And the rip jeans to reveal the thigh tattoo. It's a good look, Vic. You mean that myself? Because I was like, I fucking paid too much

for this goddamn tattoo, I'm showing it. Good look. So I want to play, oh, just a piece. I'm tea, I want to stretch this out. We're gonna play your stand up, but I can't just do it all once. This is just a piece of it. And I don't know if you guys know this. Vick has mentioned that her father has passed away.

But she does have a stepfather. And her stepfather is Japanese. Which leads to all sorts of hilariousness. Alright, that's enough setup, right? If I set this up enough yet. And especially when the, like, step-daughter, step-father porn started blowing up, it was really terrifying when step-dads, Japanese, you know, how fucking degenerate those people are. I'm trying to be a little more really.

You can't even live on an island. Jesus Christ. For the fuck do you even think of that? Beck. Yeah, what's up? You sound like a nervous girl. Yeah, like, a little nervous on stage.

It was my first time. I understand. You were pacing around a lot. the camera person couldn't even keep up with you No, he was a simp to like the guy laughing throughout the video like he just wanted to fuck me So like he just laughed at everything. He didn't laugh at everything. Did he end up Fucking you out of that workout? Yeah, I dated him for two months and I broke his heart. Oh, there you go It's job. I do have to say though, I was the Japanese joke was good

and you got the biggest laugh from that. I was pretty impressed when I heard that. Yeah, I'm funny like one percent of the time. So it's good. Doug from the Jingle's department, shit. What did I do with that note, also loves you, Vic. He is a huge fan of yours. And he might have gotten an advanced screener

of your stand up as well, because he's part of the show, he's in the department. And what did he say? Oh, he was giving you some advice. I think there is some potential in her standup, super newbie and awkward, but tighten the set up, sell it, and build commons.

She can be reasonably good. Drop the ums, move to the next joke faster, and don't pace. There's no one hired herself. But the red material I think is really very good. Says Doug from the JINGLE's department. That's good advice. I hadn is really very good. Says dog from the jingles department. That's good advice. I hadn't written nothing down.

I had literally just talked in my car, and then that was that. Okay, so do you one thing Doug said, your red material was good, he's wrong about. All right, we're flux. We're flux, but all right. Oh yeah. So it's good.

You got any reviews about the ATP you want to read? I have two five star reviews for you today. Perfect. The first one, short and sweet. How is this possible? You can actually hear how big this guy's teeth is. Five stars. I'm dancing at one.

Oh yeah. That's a good one. By the way, I should point out if you do come up, and I know we've been talking about this a lot today, it's not embarrassed about it, but if you do go on our Patreon, the latest episode we did with Dick Masterson, there is video of that. So if you want to see helping me teeth are,

Doug goes, I mean, I want to take. All right, keep going. And then I think this one was made by a furry, because his name is Lord Grey Fox. And he said, so I hear Vic's single. Having to tolerate Carl's pointless ramblings for an hour and 40 minutes, every episode is somewhat bearable just knowing

that I'll be able to grease up and rub out to one of Vic's voice mails. Her tone reeks of low self-esteem and daddy issues with the touch of over-friendly uncle that really gets me in the mindset to do things. My therapist reminds me our quote, unacceptable in today's society. My one request is to make the show shorter.

After all, I could only edge myself so long before I'm just laying in a puddle of my own shame. To sum up, the show, Carlos like the asphyxiation making Vic my ultimate climax, Five Stars. shame to sum up the show. Carl's like the fixation making Vic my ultimate climax five stars. Awesome. I think he nailed you, Vic. Yeah, no, like I did have a weird uncle,

but the only memory is like he was brushing my hair and I just started crying. Oh, so this is terrible. I thought it was really funny. Oh, man. I don't know if this is the same person, but I got a tweet today from Lord Wolfenstein. Does this sound like it could be the same person? Oh, yeah.

Lord Wolfenstein created a video game that's based on the Dixho and I am a character in the video game. Very exciting. What are you a creature that crawls out of the sewer? I'm a garbage can with teeth. No, no, I don't know. I haven't played the game yet. He just sent me the link. So I'll have to check that out. All right, very cool. We only have a couple of voicemails and I'm not even listening to them yet. So you're going to find out what's going on when I deal let's check it out.

Well, fuckers. I had a couple of white claws, you know, you know, I'm a little bit white, I mean the right way. It's alright though. Anyway, I just wanted to say fuck you. I keep up the good word bitch My classmate can't agree. Oh shit who do that guy sounds cool. I wonder what he's doing for the 4th of July Should have him over Alright, here's another one

Hey, Carlino, it's your friendly neighborhood Canadian here. So, if you think about it, Shamest was a fucking genius. Like, he's had his two patrons with no one there for like two years now and he knows that the only people who would actually go out of their way to listen to them bar or fucking trolls from wtp and shit so that's the only way does he know that he should but does he i don't know i don't know he's gonna make money because

fuck that seven cents or whatever from anchor He can make a whole ten bucks a month off of you Carl and It just blows anchor prop. Yeah, the water did All right call me back. Bye. I don't know geniuses the more Thank you to that. I know that guy did just kind of recap the show and is there something wrong with him? Or is that just a simple being Canadian okay all right sorry so your punch line again sorry about that we're gonna work on our chemistry all right one more voicemail to play but yeah you're right that was interesting how we just summed up the show that we just did very good thought you carl

i think right to we go or so you said you were talking about these serial killer trading cards so i was like no way that's a fucking thing so i go on amazon and look it up and definitely a fucking thing but now every time i go on my amazon page all i get are these fucking suggestions for me to buy these these serial killer coloring books i mean it's not just like one color books there's like over a dozen different coloring books that are just serial killers it's fucking annoying

who the fuck buys these fucking serial killer things are people that obsessed with serial killers killer things. Are people that obsessed with serial killers? Fuck! Okay. He could have Googled it. Yeah, that's not your fault, Cart. Like, don't go on Amazon, shithead. Like, you go on eBay or something. Like, I don't know.

I definitely black out a lot while I'm doing my podcast. I don't remember ever talking about... I've never created art. it We have a talk about the Creep off, we have a talk about the WOTP Maybe Peepon? I don't know What was I talking about? Hey, Cara, how do you become a guest on the Peep pod? I'm asking for a friend

That's a good question Send me a note with the five reasons why you should be a guest on the Peep pod And we'll consider it I don't know why you're talking about me. This is for friend for your friend. By the way I'm setting up an only fans. This was the Wheel of shame or Wheel of consequence. We have shame. This is a wheel of consequence thing. I'm the creep off and I was disapproved the first time, but I just got approved today So my only fans it's Carl creep off the only fans will be available for people to give me money to make fun of any

Vic I think you should be out there Suspension curses from you. I'm like a step away with my daddy issues from creating one so no I I mean just to make fun of Vinny with me because you seem to really hate Vinny Oh, you know what he's not my favorite. He's not my favorite at all. Nice dog is my favorite. I've noticed that crippled Jesus enemies on this bike I think dick is next I just I just want him to make fun of me until I kill myself It'll happen. Well, just make sure that you buy fun of me until I kill myself. It'll happen. Well, just make sure that you buy one of his t-shirts right before you do that.

Do you know that you should have one Carl? Did Manchester has a brilliant business model. He has a t-shirt that you buy when you commit suicide. It's $5,000. And the reason for it is that when you die, you are relieved of all of your credit card debt. I don't know if people know this, but that does not get passed off to your errors. So whenever you've wronged up on your credit card, if you're going to kill yourself, it

doesn't matter. It goes away. So Dick's saying, I don't want you to kill yourself. But if you are, go like do because you buy a $5,000 t-shirt before you do. So the only thing that I ask is if we do rip on you and you kill yourself, if you could buy one of the, I don't kill yourself if you could buy one of them I don't even know if you have that kind of credit limit under credit card. Now I think about it You work a very good

Okay, good. If you could do that, that'd be great. Try to split the profits with Mr. Massacre All right, I made a point now in the show where I think it's just babble babble babble We got to cut it off Thank you guys for coming on Vic I was gonna touch you so glad that I had your stand up now. I'm gonna try to compare that to Vinnie stand up. See who's better Oh, yeah, Vic is it okay if I give that stand up to Carl? I meant to ask No, you're meant to you're good It's fucking funny. All right. All right, thanks, Carl.

Thank you so much for coming out. This is talking to you again, Vic. Of course. Great to talk to you both. And I'm just going to end the show with a random jingle because I don't know where my regular show wrap-up clip is. I'm not even paying attention All right, yeah, we're taking all all dropper clusts I do have that master mate. I have that in my dumb cunt folder

Say shit for attention. It's not cute. That's gross. Oh the dumb cut drops Wow in one place. Makes it really easy to find. When you say that you have a producer, Chris, that's a real person. I never, I never quite understood that because I never heard him. That's the thing. There he is. Producer Chris is here.

Great. Here, great.