Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep215 - All Fantasy Everything

Episode Date: July 19, 2020

This week we listen to comedians laugh. And laugh and laugh and laugh. It's a podcast about drafting things for a fantasy league that doesn't exist. It's a fantasy fantasy league.  Vinnie joins the show and we get him caught up on all of the important things going on in the WATP universe including Tom Myers taking a shot at us, Stuttering John's legit drama with former cohost Noel Casler, Opie's new pathetic show format, Patrick Michael's legal threat, PJ's new song, and Crippled Jesus' take on our previous guest host.  Check out Vinnie's stuff - https://carlsoncast.podomatic.com/ https://thecreepoff.com/ Support WATP and get bonus episodes - http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

But Brian Bal got the COVID. Oh, did he really? Yeah. So what does that mean for us? Are you giving us COVID right now? No. I don't go around that kid. Yeah, good idea.

I've been around smart anyway. He has a better hobby, like a mud. Good. So long story short, he was supposed to feature this weekend. So I ended up working the club. Oh, no shit. Yeah. How did that go?

It's nice to be here with you today, Carl. Are you featuring again tonight? No, I'm doing new comic night tonight. Oh, where's that happening in the Rick room? Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Making me wish I was dead. Cool. Yeah. I wish Vic could make the trip up to Arachis there to do that You know, I give you know what? I'm giving the comics three to four minutes. Uh-huh Vic's got a tight three two to three Because I'm tight anything what am I talking about? All right, let's get this thing started. Are you a boner guy? Cuzz.

Cuzz a row. Cuzz a row. Slapper Rooney. It's show time. W-A-T-P-W-A-G-P! Hello, River Dix and Couser Rooz, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, the only podcast that would like to apologize now for what we might say about prominent Jews during the show. I'm your host, Carl, with me this week, you might have heard him as the sidekick

on the True Crime podcast, the creep off. It's Vitty Paulino. Hey, Carl, I just wanna say, this is the very first time I've ever done a podcast with you with a third person in the room. Yeah, I'm way more comfortable. Ah, please, go to where these guys are. You can email us, voice, well,

then we'll link to our subreddit, link to our discord server, link to our merchandise, and link to our Patreonreddit, link to our discord server, link to our merchandise, and link to our Patreon, featuring two new bonus episodes every single month. We're gonna do another one next week that I'll be teasing in a little bit. Also, I guess that was a tease as well.

I mean, I'm teasing the tease at this point. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments. Section, we'll be reading reviews later out in the show, but first, we'll be reviewing a podcast called All Fantasy Everything, a suggestion from listener Mary Beth. We have both listened to the show separately.

We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a podcast with hosts Ian Carmo, Sean Jordan, and David Bory. And these are all comedians. Did you know that? I found that out this morning, Carl. Yeah, yeah all comedians, you know that? I found that out this morning, Carl. Yeah, yeah.

You found that out? Yeah. They sure do have a lot of fun. These gigal pulses. There is a lot of laughing going on. Don't you love it when the boys can get together and just giggle? And I cry when the boys can all just go together

and just have little giggle and then touch winners and turn off the mics. Let me play the clip that sums up the show for me and then we'll describe what it is and what they're trying to accomplish here. I don't know what I'm talking about. Man, I'm just spewing nonsense. The show is three guys spewing nonsense. Now for two hours, play my clip of called summation. I'm gonna hold up. I'm gonna say that just, summation You know if you're going that way yeah, I'll let people know the clip that I pulled to some this show all right Let's do it. What the fuck are you talking about?

That pretty much sums it up I would agree with you there noises giggles Some giggles that sound like it came from a zoo animal and a host with the most annoyed voice I have ever heard on a podcast. All right, well, I mean, if you heard Bert Kreischer on a podcast before, no. It gets him a run for his body. Why would I let him in? It gets him a run for his body.

This is the show introduction where they're explaining what the premise is. This is all fantasy everything. The podcast that fantasy drafts the entire world. Everything and anything. From flavors to ad jingles to people you wish were your uncle. Today, we're fantasy drafting movies featuring aliens. With me as always, I'm my co-host and wonderful comedians, David Bowry and Sean Jordan.

Let's get into it. Okay, how am I wrong that that's not the most annoying voice in the world? I mean, it's making a run for it for sure. The guy sounds like a cross between like a cartoon duck and a garbage pale kid. He fucking sucks. Well, he does love the sound of his own voice and he does love to crank it. There is one part where they go into a commercial read and then they come back out and I've actually switched this to my morning

alarm clock because I've been sleeping in lately and this will get you out of bed at the morning. Yeah, we're back. Welcome back to all fantasy everything. If you want to experience Adams coming together to make a shape, this is the only place for it. The only place anywhere in all of existence where Adams cooperate to make a larger shape than those atoms.

This is it. It's this fake energy that he's doing to see. It's so much. Right, it's just toe to toe to in. So I played you the premise of the show where they draft anything from flavors to add jingles, to people you wish you were your uncle. You know, just ran, who crazy does.

We're gonna just draft it. Like it's a fantasy draft. To what though? There's no anything. Right. Just all it is is this is like the member berries. I, I sell parts. Yes.

Correct. I listened to the end, because I wanted to figure out, all right, let me play 28 minutes into the show. They finally get started. We are gathered here today to fan this you enough movies that have aliens at them. You're, yeah. I'm excited.

The way we determine the order of that draft is through a roll. Oh, this is by the way a a user pick a user pick a patreon. A patreon suggestion. So the last one was so dank that uh yeah that there were two like bang and suggestions. So now we're doing the second one. Did you hear that many the last poll was so dank there were two banging suggestions. This was Many of the last poll was so dank there were two banging suggestions. This was one of the suggestions that was banging on that dank poll.

And what bothers me about this is, what? Who these listeners are that are on the page, that are paying these assholes money to suggest, I would like it if you do movies with aliens in it. Yeah. Who are, why? Yeah, so they have to do a fantasy draft where they're picking which movie they would select

It has an alien in it to what end I have no idea. I don't know if anybody won the draft I don't know if someone's the point system on the creep off is better explained correct That this the creep off actually has a scoring system. You know who won and lost this show just ends You're like oh, I oh, what just happened? Why did I listen to that? There's nothing, there's no ending to this. It just kind of trails off into the end. So, because we're shitting all over this,

I want to point out, they said that they got the suggestion from Patreon. Yeah. Do you know which money they make on Patreon, Vinny? Oh, it'll hurt my soul, because I saw how many people like gave them five star ratings. It's very close to $10,000 a month. It is surging.

It has been surging this show. It's making almost $10,000 a month. Do you have these assholes? Who's the cheque? The K-Cole. Well, there were a lot of suggestions, but those two were the dankest and the most banging. Fair enough.

The fucking, how did I not pull a super cup of dank? This fucking asshole, Sean Jordan, I think, is his name? Says dank, every other fucking word. He does. The other thing that they love to do is they love to talk over each other, which is always good when you're listening to a podcast. You want to hear two conversations at the same time. It's more efficient.

This is, this is gonna sound like I edited it to make them sound like they suck at podcasting. I did not and they do. That big man. Oh yeah, let me tell you what that movie did for the baby boy community. It's like two full sentences. Happened examin' it adiously. And you're supposed to make hydrotales of that. I've done this show a lot. This was legitimately the hardest thing I've had to listen to. Because I could not keep anything straight. No, I know.

And this guy's like an episode of Family Guy. He's just popping over here. He's popping over there. Yeah, nothing really. Not sacreders. Oh, but then there's all those callbacks. They overdue the callback thing so much. It's amazing about that.

There's so many callbacks and things I didn't understand the first time. Correct. It's infuriating. Correct. It's infuriating. Correct. So maybe I should play a clip of one of the things that they end up calling back quite a bit, because like I said, they don't even get into the draft until 28 minutes in.

And before that. And the show's still almost two hours. And before that, it's just nonsense. So for some reason, they talk about Bolivia a lot. And I think it starts with this Bolivian wedding suit gag. Yeah. And the energy on this gag is unnatural. But it sounds like a Bolivian wedding suit

would be something I don't want. You definitely want to. I think that's what I'm trying to say when you're on the mob a bunch of money. I think that's where they slay your throat and pull your nuts through the wound. Yeah. Yeah, did you hear about Sean?

They gave him a Bolivian wedding suit. So, for some of the bitch they found him wearing a Bolivian wedding suit. Don't run, call me a homerun. Hold on. Hold on. Did you hear that little laugh he did at the beginning? Yeah. Like he's Lou fucking Castello.

Oh no, he does it through the whole show. Oh no, oh this is this is Motley. Motley. This is Motley. I have the clip right here. That's from their pockets. I didn't pull that from Motley. He's just doing a Motley and project

throughout this entire fucking show. Speaking of their laughs, here's right at the beginning. They're talking about this this big boy song. I guess big boy wrote a song about Tom Petty. I don't know. I assume this is true. This guy goes for the joke. And this laugh, he has no problem going for the joke.

This laugh is so ridiculous, because I just wanna ask, what is funny about this? This guy explodes and laughter. No, big boy had that song about like Tom Petty that ho. Okay. I'm saying ho. What's on your head in that home mean? It's not a good enough song that I dug into it. Yeah, I'll buy that. You're a stupid dumbass. That guy has whatever disease Joaquin Felix had a joker. He does randomly laugh stuff. I'll show you're absolutely right.

Right. And it happens all the time I have a compilation here, Vinnie. Oh, do you? I do, because all three of these bozos laugh like maniacs at everything. Correct. And I was able to put together a little compilation of just them laughing. And this, if you wanted to explain to someone in seven seconds what this show sounds like,

you would pick the first seven seconds of this three hour log clip, and I'm about to play you. And just to explain it to people, this is what's going on through the whole show. Well, they're still having a conversation. So try listening and understanding what someone is saying, or this is going on through the whole thing. Yeah, there's only someone laughing at something. Every second. Yeah, there's always someone laughing at something every second The side I

One episode guys one episode $10,000 a month you say and there isn't a single word in this. This is all this laughing Bolivia that time. Ha ha ha ha ha of a joke that gets a big laugh This is about a movie named belly that came out in 1998 you guys familiar with this movie sure It's started I was it stars DMX and Noss. I didn't know it but I hear here. Yeah Watching belly the other Watch it. Watch it. Belly. The other you are like, I think I'm going to watch Belly. It's like, okay. It was that guy tonight. There were no laughs.

What do you mean? I'm not. Their idea of hilarious banter is what's that movement? I was like, what? Carl, how close did you look into this guy? What do you know about the scene, Carnegie? I watched his stand-up. I watched you do his first job. Is he a Netflix employee?

No, he's the head writer for James Corden. Oh, I saw him on James Corden, okay. He's the head writer of James Corden Show. He is the head writer of James Corden Show. I found this out this morning. Oh, okay. Because I texted a friend in LA and I said, hey, what do you know about this guy?

And he's the head writer for Corden. I said, you've got to be fucking kidding me. Did he also say this dude is fucking corny Yes I was used cuz they did reference late night talk show writing at one point I didn't know that that was his job. Valets is that's his gig. All right, so if you like the James cordon show All right, so if you like the James Corden show You're speaking all those people. Yeah, oh that person. Yeah, that's who this must be for wow But best thing I was famous for karaoke and cars or something like that car Drive through the cage offy are you believe it people just jumping your car and start singing Britney Spears? Not exactly not quite

So there was one joke with all this laughing and carrying on there was one joke that I found to be funny at the very end and it got zero reaction and I'm not even sure if you meant it I may be there left out I'm sure he kicked it I thought he was sure he meant this to be a joke but you tell me is this funny contact with your boy Jody Foster. I fucking love Jody Foster. Oh He called Jody Foster a man Boy Jody Foster, but that's pretty funny. Nothing you get nothing for that. I laughed. Yeah, yeah I guess that was a maybe a mistake Here's another clip that I it is taken out of context, but I did that edit this in anyway. This is literally what they say on their show And what are you talking about? I don't know.

Pretty much sums it up. It's really just the whole thing is very hard to listen to. They do not make it easy for people. There's nothing coherent about it. And then when they go into this nonsensical game, things just break down even further. I don't understand the game. The fat guy's trying to do impressions. It's the worst thing

I've ever heard. Oh, you mean like the Hugh Grant impression? Oh, you're ready for the Hugh Grant impression. I have a little bit of a montage of the best of Ian Carney that this is featured in two later. Oh, okay. Is it Ian Carmo? Carmo. Yeah, I'm sorry. Ian Carmo. Yeah, you're gonna look at him. He was just running down. He does look like he could be running the tilt of world. He does. I think that was a job before he got the gig at the yeah, he's got a bit of a porn stash late night show and it looks like three of me I watched his standup. It's funny. You say that because his first 95 seconds was just I look like I could be blah blah blah. Look at me. I got a mustache I look like a blah blah blah. I can be at the front of a pizza box, blah blah blah.

I'm like, okay. I know, man, that's how you start your set to my apologize. I know what you are thinking. This guy looks like he ate. Anyway, this guy looks like he ate true carry. You should say that with that. That's pretty good. Because you're carrying skinny now. Yeah, so I can buy it

It's like a before and after picture Come on everybody if you don't mind I want to play the Hugh Grant impression I don't know who's doing this, but remember we're in the year 2012 This is the head writer of the James cord show doing this. This is this is the year 2020 and we're doing Hugh Grant impressions. All right, whoever that is. Hello, are you a prostitute? That would be a funny Hugh Grant impression. Thank you.

But no, instead he does with the stuttering stammering version of Hugh Grant, who's always in those rom coms being outcharming and whatnot. Sure. Ladies, gentlemen, Hugh Grant's on the podcast. I didn't. I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said Math Sure, ladies yellow and Hugh Grant's on the podcast. I didn't London Bridges falling down

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And this forced and fake for two hours at a time. And this guy from what I understand is like really a tour de force, what it comes to his performances. He really throws himself into his roles. Yeah. Well, this is how I would describe him. It's a whole, it's a barrel of laughs and, uh, and then like a side of fun, you know?

Mm-hmm. Wrong. Very wrong. Mm-hmm. Wrong. Very wrong. It's a bad show. And before we get into the debate about, we haven't even talked about alien movies yet. But did you think this was going to be a walk in the park today? I don't know.

We got a lot to talk about. Uh. You think I'm just going to move on to Stuttering John? Wrong, my friend. OK. If I'm going to listen to a two-hour show about alien movies getting drafted into a fantasy league We're gonna talk about it. Okay, you motherfucker, but first I love that every comedy show feels the need to get real serious Nowadays, you know, just just about everyone know that they think the black lives Matter and they want to speak out about COVID. Oh, he's got a whole thing about that.

We're gonna do it a minute. These guys are terrible at getting serious and this does not go well. As far as I mean, like, listen, I would love for Brianna Taylor's murder is to be arrested by now when this drops, but I'll arrest them. Maybe that hasn't happened yet. Fucking arrest them. Keep pushing for that stuff. You know, it's good good good to give yourself time

You know what I mean? I don't know to like decompress into all that stuff But like get back in like get back in the Mountain Doesn't make any sense Rick. Well, that's retarded. What did he just say? You know if you didn't stroke out the first time that way of actually bad audio Fuckin' stroke because that it just in the middle of the sentence fell the fuck apart Yeah, when you haven't connected a word in two or three minutes and then you say you know what I'm saying We don't we don't know what you're saying you didn't say anything Half the time I wanted these people just record this shit to put it out

See if I someone else can translate it for them because maybe They're like you know what I'm saying. I know what I'm saying. What are you? What are you supposed to be doing working? Go to Patreon. Please tell me what I'm saying. I need your help. So This serious conversation turns into a plug for their Patreon. The other guy jumps in. This is the crazy part about it is that they're promoting, hey give us money and by the by the way, black lives matter, like, I'm not sure how those two things are connected, but this gets even worse. Keep donating money if you got it. Keep speaking up when you can.

Keep checking. I mean, all the way down to like family members and stuff. Just keep checking people and letting them know it's not okay to be like this. Listen, Grandma. What are you saying? Not saying anything. You're saying something.

What could I be saying? Well, you're not saying nothing. You must be saying something. If I could say in something, I would have said it. Why don't you say it? I said it. You're saying something? What could I be saying? Well, you're not saying nothing. You must be saying something. If I could say something, I would have said it. Why don't you say it? I said it. What'd you say? Nothing.

He said nothing right there. No. Keep donating money and keep your family members in check and vote. And what? Okay. I'll work on that, buddy. What? Like, this entire show is just not right.

They've done nothing right at this whole thing. Well, they can get serious right, they can't get funny right. What do they, I mean, what is this fucking show? Oh, I'll tell you, Vinnie. One of the highest forms of comedy, and we know there's a lot of different styles of comedy, Mattis has explained in the semi before. One of the highest forms is something known as puns

Very difficult to come up with funny puns. I'm gonna come over the table They're talking about a movie called the faculty and this is the joke they come up with and are they proud of themselves? What happens in the faculty that guys mean to fat kids? I think we just wrote the fat school team Same cast Same fucking cast The fature of the transformed his body for this one though. Yeah, yeah I'm not so much mad at them. I'm mad at the people who listen to this and then give them money Because all it does is justifies their existence

The guy goes oh Instead of the faculty it could be the fat guilty and they're like what? How'd you come up with that you're right there now? Let me see your notes and somewhere There's a bubbly idiot running for their fucking phone going I gotta give them five dollars Get away to give them $5 for that. Ha ha ha ha. Oh my god. Oh, I'll do it under the commercial cordon's on.

So they're talking about movies, and then the shong guy just brings the mood down and it oppresses everyone for no reason to watch so ever. I remember sitting there watching with my, back when all the dudes in my family would like, you know, we'd all like sit and watch a movie for no reason whatsoever. Oh, I remember sitting there watching with my back when all the dudes in my family would like, you know, a couple of we'd all like sit and watch a movie before our family like all broke off and hated each other

when all the dudes would get together with those one of the first movies. That movie would be the opposite of Independence Day. That would be, yeah. Yeah, those plot movies would be. Yeah. That movie'd be called Miller Light and what it does to a family

All Miller light Carole that was the only thing that I laughed at The game explains that his family don't talk to each other anymore if the guys are We're still joking right how you not? I'm still laughing. Some mother's fucking triggered by a Miller light can't. He just, that was dark. That's dark, except for the fact that no real alcoholic stops at Miller light.

Right. Broke ones do. Yeah, that's true. Centering Chad with his course light. Yeah, that's a good point. If he's the rockies. If you're broke. Let's talk about Star Wars.

Oh, you know what I should do? I should tell you all of the movies that were drafted. Let's do that real quick. Because I know listen to the millions, right? I know listen to five rounds of this draft. Yeah, that was terrible for you. And it was a lot of fantasy, you ever play fantasy sports many?

Not well. Okay. But what happens is the draft is a big important event and what you're trying to do is you're trying to get value. Right. You want to get the guy who shouldn't still be on the board but is still on the board, pick him up and the more value you can get,

potentially the better team you're gonna build. Now, what if there's literally no way to judge this? Yeah. And there's no way to actually score any point. Well, that's my biggest problem with this is in fantasy sports, and the reason why people who enjoy fantasy sports enjoy it is because it's not just grabbing,

I want the best 20 quarterbacks on my team. Well, then you lose. You have to get a quarterback and wide receivers and a running back and a team defense. Like, you have to build a team and then your team overall will be your strength and determine if you're good or not. These guys just pick movies and there's nothing to determine what they're trying to accomplish.

It's not like, well, you got to have one that was a big box office hit, you got to get one that was done on a shoestring budget. You're like, that would make it a little bit more interesting. Yes, if there was some type of way to actually score it. Right. But there's that. They just randomly choose movies. They don't even have like an audience vote for people to like help them figure out

Like you could vote for these movies and see which ones score the highest like there's ways to do this to make it interesting There's so many ways to make this interesting and they have a large audience they can certainly involve them if they want a large host You think their audience is back Good. Well the one guy's a skateboarder. He talks about it a lot. Yeah. That's the only skinny person out of the show. I don't know if you realize that.

Okay. Maybe the other guy should start skateboarding a little bit. So here's the list. Number one drafted was Independence Day. Number two was the fifth element. Number three was Star Wars. Number four was Predator. Number five was Lilo and stitch

Number six aliens number seven the faculty would have thought that aliens would have gone higher That's the stupid debate they're having it's so stupid no shit number eight is Star Trek first contact This is a fucking next generation Star Trek movie. Just why would you be to get a debate with you about Star Trek, the next generation? I saw it in your eyes. Why, you a fan of that shit? No. Okay, gotta do either of I.

Number nine men in black, number 10 ET, number 11 space jam, number 12, super eight, number 13, little shop of horrors, number 14 attack the block, and number 15 annihilation. They're talking about Star Wars and the guy's describing why it's such a great alien movie. Fucking, Mozaizel and Cantina is like the best aliens seen in almost any movie.

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they say this. That's the tricky thing about Star Wars, is like, are they aliens? But I think, I mean mean I think we're calling like Anyone doesn't look a person an alien. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I felt so terrible Like oh my god, I could actually have a real conversation with these people right now What am I doing wrong? What do they do? Surprisingly, there was not a ton of laughter behind that no No, because it's actually a valid point. It's not a fucking alien movie. Star Wars is not an alien movie. It's a Westered in outer space

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Okay. All right. Well, let's check out his skills. I'm not that wet. Why are they so wet? It's just a constant. It's just a constant. That's it's a metabolism thing. It must be just a body Proofs and thrown oil. Yeah, yeah, yeah, less wet than me. They should be dry those dudes are like fucking Q8 of humans

First of not human, but okay, I set that up wrong They were actually talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger and who was the other guy in front of their- Oh, Carl Weathers and Chess and Chura. Yes, and Jesse Ventura. Yes, I knew you would know that. Oh, yeah. If there's a wrestler involved, you're gonna fucking know.

What's your mind your business? So I thought I set that up right, and they were talking about how the guys all are very wet, and their muscles are very wet, and they go, why are they so wet? And the guy goes, it's like they produce their own oil and then they go so I know where to go with with that comedy It's like they're Kuwait What

Because of the oil right is that why the oil that's pretty funny they should build some Derrick's on their on their biceps Let's talk about D dope drugs that are dank. It's okay. That'd be so dank if you had the dopeist drug and you named it like jizz or something. Even a come towel would be like, you're being too ridiculous. You have to go, sir.

That's what are the worst sentences I've heard. Yes, it's terrible. There is one part in this show. 10,000? Come on. It's a big show. It's a really big show. Wow.

I know. I know. Like I thought I didn't understand MTV anymore. You don't? I don't understand the internet. I know. Like I thought I had a grasp on what the internet was. This is where we are.

These fucking people are making $10,000. So at hardworking people, they just pay from hard working people. I think it's there are a lot of what's that they're chipping at with. I don't know about that. There's one part in the show. And it's amazing because they're all just laughing and yelling and no one's paying attention to anybody else. All of a sudden, they realize they're talking over each other and stop.

And I had to pull this. Normally, this would happen multiple times during a show. This was shocking to me. And this is, by the way, about 85 minutes in. Is that our first content? Is that our first content? No, sorry, continue. Wow.

Yeah. You could hear the other person. You knew the other person was there? I was in a, like, a, I remember that part and I was sitting there just staring into the void, listening to this bladder, and that, I exactly do, it snapped me out of it. It really did.

So wait, you guys have been in the same room this whole time? You knew he was talking to? No shit, it's amazing. And points, like when you play a clip like that, it really does sum it up, because it's almost as if they just played tracks on top of each other. Yes.

It was just three people talking about three different fucking things at the exact same time. And laughing. And laughing a lot. Here's an example. It's like a fucking carnival funhouse. Here's an example because it doesn't matter if they say something funny, if you are ruptured laughter, dumb people will think that you're funny.

They're talking about ET and this guy relates to ET because he saw it when he was a kid living in suburbia. It really, it really, I mean, again, I'm not breaking any news here, but like having grown up in the suburbs, it kind of captured that sense of like suburban adventure where like you and your friends would like hop on bikes or strap on lower blades in my case and then just go get into something. Hey, watch that. on rollerblades. Is the joke rollerblades?

I don't know, but I pay to watch that fat asshole on the... I would sponsor the Patreon if there was a video of that fatso trying to roll down the street on rollerblades. Do you think he's got training wheels on his rollerblades? So he doesn't fall over? I don't know why that was funny. I don't either. But the guy started laughing

So I guess it was a joke. I guess there was something funny there. Remember when we were kids Yeah, oh, Aris Hang out with their friends Play sports. Yeah She's over summer. We didn't have to go to school. Yeah, I sure do So I listed all the movies I just told you all the movies that they had drafted in this fantasy draft that goes nowhere and does nothing. I thought they was scored at the end or something. Instead, they list all the movies that they didn't

draft. And I don't know what the criteria is. So I'm not going to say, oh, this one should have been drafted and this one shouldn't have. But these are the movies that they say, oh, how do these stay on the board? But arrivals and other crazy good ones. The thing 2001, this is Cuba. Marza tax. Marza tax.

Oh yeah. Sergeant Troopers, Edged Tomorrow, kind of similar names. Signs, dude. Signs. I just want to point out, they're talking about, oh my gosh, that was, oh that was, they did have Lilo and Stitch, right?

They did have Little Shop of Horrors. Star Trek First Contact Space Shimp. I'm not arguing with them, I don't care. I just don't point. It just seems to suit that. Fine, I don't give a fuck. And speaking of Little Shop of Horrors, this guy's very excited that this is an alien movie

and he's allowed to talk about it. But that movie is just so dope, Bill Murray, Steve Martin, Rick Marannis, it is such, such a good movie. Nope. Did you know that Little Shop of Horrors is so dope? Did you know that? I know it was dank, bro. Yeah, well, let me play a little quick.

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Did they do this head even bar? What fucking year is this? Oh, this is early 80s. Yeah Don't be a pus me and your life or shoulder I'll keep You I'm just reporting the facts people don't be mad at me The Marvel C-boy on that right there. Ah! It's taking a fall. It's a two-but-maller. Today looks good, sound engineer. Should I go and perform? Mutilations. What a great movie. You know, I'm angry now. It's you.

Honestly, don't be mad at me. If you think that's a great movie, you should not have a podcast. You should not be a podcaster. Alright, it's gonna throw it out there. Don't fucking draft anything. Don't draft baseball players. Don't draft movies with aliens. Don't draft uncles you want to have. Don't draft anything if you like little shop of horrors. Fucking idiots Sucks a bullet movie sucks Oh, but he has good rationale for why he likes that movie white so good. You're gonna love this one video It's a musical. Yeah, yeah, and it's one of my mom's favorite movies

So I watched it a grip back in the day. Oh, yeah, that was one where I just love the movie. And when I realized it was about aliens, I was like, oh, fuck yes, I can pick little shop of horrors. It makes brushing my mother's hair so much easier. Ha ha ha. Yeah, that was a weird thing. Bussing. My dad's drinking the fucking Miller. I brush my mom's hair watching.

We're worried a lot about this guy's family dynamics, aren't we? That trailer sounds terrible We are right I'm just gonna go on skateboard Shit there's that shamelessness kid 20 yes, I think you might be right That's a success story that shameless is bringing up. Oh His kids would be like, Mom and I were watching 50 Shades of Grey,

little Dan was in the closet. So I'm gonna do it myself. Because they weren't watching anything cool, like the little shop of horrors. I was jerking it to 50 Shades of Grey. Oh, god. Holy shit. I hate everyone.

All right. Well, with that, I just have one more clip that I want to play. And I think you have something to hear. But this is going back to near the beginning again. And Ian Carmel has a hardy laugh at this joke. This guy throws out. What does it have a hardy laugh at? But you know it's fake because it ramps up.

The way that laughter works is when it hits you, that's when you're laughing the hardest. And then you ramp down. Right. This guy does the opposite. Ian Carmel on Instagram, Ian Carmel on Jewish Audible. Where you can listen to, exclusively the autobiography of five-ish thinkl.

That's for people who don't think bird christmas over the top. It's fucking animal toys. He has to be. Jesus Christ. So my last clip that I made was my, I call it one-minute summation of the show. It's one minute of awful. Alright. Enjoy. You may have heard a little bit of it, but I tried Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything. Yeah, this is like

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there must be something funny going on and I'm just not hearing why listen to their fun guys. Oh what was the name of that monkey detective yeah yeah that show like that was just out of the background the one who they just abused those monkeys and dressed them in people clothes right yeah that must be what they're watching right now because no one will be laughing this hysterically over not jokes. Yeah, pretty much. It's a show where they are so wildly entertained by themselves, you will feel dumber.

And the callback thing is super annoying because a callback works twice, possibly for times. You know, I would say you do a callback once. One time. Because that's, that's, that is funny. The second time, it's immediately going past the post office. Does the name Fivish think of me anything to you? No.

It doesn't mean anything to anyone except for this asshole. Oh, they loved it. Well, if you have a Sunday in Fivish, what about sixish? Oh, you're one up in my five fight the fucking jokes are abhorrent Sevenish I'm never gonna get that jokey he literally said that in this show. Yeah, I know he said it I know he fucking said it have another mic ultran condo You just went from a blood like black cherry seltzer to acultra blue light blue light has their own seltzer now You know, Vinnie's always fucking calling me out and breaking down the fourth wall

You took a picture of my studio and close to that this new studio is quite lovely. Thank you, buddy Well, I love that Vinnie comes over here just to tell everyone what a fucking loser. I am fat cucka-cow fucking loser. I am fat cook a call. We'll get into centering John in a minute. I want to thank Ethan Ralf. We're having me on the kill stream this past week on Thursday night. I joined him on the kill stream. And that was I'd like to thank you to catch you off the streets. That was a lot of fun. Of course, Jody B's got a Bud Light Salter Black Cherry, good call.

I'm with you on that one, buddy. All right. Remember my buddy Tom Myers? So all I know is that you're feuding with a guy with a giant forehead. Yes, and I don't know. That's correct. Could you just give me a quick summation

of the situation here? I know you reviewed a show. Yes. He didn't think you were fair. Well, it started with this because he had asked you to do a review of the show. In November, he tweeted at me and pretty much dared us to listen to his show.

And now, Compton makes fun of Tom Myers. So I was like, that's their thing. I'm not gonna do it. That's kind of died. No, so I'm like, I'll let's check out what Tom Myers is up there. But I listen to Polit politopod and it is terrible Okay, so we reviewed his show and his response to that was we must be racists because we didn't enjoy his political satire show Make sense, right? Well

He's always going to bad for me. Thanks buddy. You're like I mean I don't know how he got there, but yeah, it's as long as he got there, it's on the batter. I mean, you can take the twisty, windy road. You can just give it to the fuck. Just fucking take the highway. She's the right. She fucking ass. All right. Just kidding. Carl's not a racist. He only has a picture of the German soccer team hanging up in here. Yeah, well, that was the 1990 World Cup Champion team. Well, anyway. So, Po, that was the 1990 World Cup champion team. Well, anyway.

So, Poetapod came out with a new episode and they got their dig back in at me. They got their comeback. Aw, shit, at me. Now, and by the way, I want to point something out. So this show is only available on SoundCloud. So you know how many people actually listen to the show. And they used to average between 80 and 120.

This new episode's already up to over 215. Listen, I think I'm- That's the old Carl Bums. I think we've booked them up, man. It's like a hundred percent increase right there. You're welcome, Tom Myers. Can I just give Tom Myers just a quick piece of advice before I hear this?

Yeah. Mr. Myers, Carl doesn't care. Just give Tom Myers just a quick piece of advice before I hear this. Yeah. Mr. Myers, Carl doesn't care. I don't care if he doesn't care. He doesn't care. You can say whatever you want. You're not gonna hurt my feelings. You're never gonna get under the skin of this man.

Especially when you're missing who I am by this much, he's so far off. I do think so. I am. It's wild that like the way people like imagine who you are. Like he must have a rhinoceros horn. Like, no.

No, this guy's thing is I've never touched a girl and I'm with my parents and I'm in the basement. I'm a basement dweller. All right, so he's got one thing right. But does he know you have a cool dark board? Yeah, does he know what the dark board is? I didn't want to tell them. All right, so he's doing a bit on his show

where he plays a character named Dick Payne, get it? And Dick Payne has a call in show, political call in show, and he's taking callers. And one of the guys calls in, and this is the goofing on me part. So this is his little skit. Yeah, this is a little skit to get back at us And it's it's scathing. It's scathing. Watch out for those Hello, you're on there with dick pain

Yeah, dick. I host the podcast called I don't like this radio show. I just reviewed your radio show for my tens of listeners And let me tell you none of us like it one bit it's terrible all you do is just take phone callers who sound dumb enough to enjoy listening to you you make some smart ass comment about them then you hang up on them I don't even have that many listeners but my podcast is more entertaining than your radio show great now go listen to a radio show about how to find a job move out of your parents basement and touch a woman with her consent. Now, how do you like that review? Oh!

Oh! And boom goes to that, I might. Oh! Oh! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Wow, Tom.

That's the other thing you make spot-of-before. We don't have any listeners out of the show. No. And I don't have a job. Like, those are his digs at me. I've't have any listeners out of the show. No. And I don't have a job. Like those are his digs at me. I've never touched a woman. I live with my parents.

We have no listeners and I can't find a job. So are any of those things you were, what's amazing is how employable you actually are. I know. That is shocking. You are shockingly employable. All right. So, you're lady quite lovely.

Oh, thank you. Quite a lovely lady. It's very sweet of you to say. Yeah. And so yeah, you're lady quite lovely. Oh, thank you. Quite a lovely lady. It's very sweet to you to say yeah, and you know, you don't have to go to bad for That's fine. I just fucking house on the good side of town. Yeah, I don't watch out. All right, so I just want to play one other clip from the show that I'm sure we'll be breaking out a lot more of it, but he has another caller call in and his point here is he wants to be able to rebuke some of the things that people on the right like to say. So a collar call is, and I remember he's scripted all of this. Well, I like how it fresh material that is.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's great. That's really good. Nobody ever takes things, never nobody ever goes down that road. He's scripted all of this. And what he's going to do is there's people on the right who say you know black lives matter why aren't you worried about the black on black crime which is a serious problem in this country and of course he's got a sweet comeback for that hello you're on the air with dick pain

dick why are all these black lives matter protesters only concerned with one group of people i mean why don't we hear of them showing concern when they kill each other? You know, there's more black on black crime than white on white crime. Well, I'm sure it's easy to think that way when your idea of white on white crime

is to buds nifing each other in a bar over a sports bed. Hello, you're on the air with Dick Payne. All right, how does that make any sense? I'm sure it's easy to think that way when your idea of white and white crime is to bud's knife each other in a bar over a sports bat. Many U-Wide jokes for a living, explain that one to me.

How is that funny or satirical or I mean, it's not. It's not, there's nothing about it that's funny. I feel terrible listening to it, but if I had to guess the angle he was trying to take, yeah, well, it's that their crime is just two buddies having a spat, but he's an idiot and he said knifeing themselves, which ruins that part of it.

Like if you just said two buddies arguing, white and white crime is two buddies arguing over, it's that would make sense. Right, but the caller said, there's more black on black crime than there is one on White crime. And if you started adding up all the one on White crime, it's just two guys

having a fantasy draft and disagreeing over who the bus quarterback is. Right, only. Then there'd be a lot more. So that doesn't even make sense. Right. He's like shitting on his own point, I feel like. I don't know that he understands

how arguments were. He does leave on top of himself. And the bottom of the thing. Right, if he didn't help his own cause there. In any way, I don't know that he understands how arguments work. I'm not himself in the middle of the thing. Right. He didn't help his own cause there. In any way, but he thought he was so snarky. Oh, I'll tell you, he wrote the whole script and he's like, I told her off, you idiot.

I saw a picture of him on your Reddit. I did, you know who I thought he looked like? Who's that? Tommy Mule. Oh, he was like Tommy Mule. He's got a little bit of the Tommy Mule thing. He's not as talented as Tommy Mule. No, no, obviously we love Tommy.

He looks just kind of like a just a snarky little motherfucker with a giant forehead. That brings us to our segment that is known as Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This week comes in from Sid Villan on our Discord. Sid was listening to the Tinfoil hat podcast

with Sam Tripoli, a podcast that we've reviewed. Are you a fan of that show? I am. I like Sam. I like him on other people's shows. I like him on Tinfoil hat from time to time. This is him with Roger Stone. He's got Roger Stone on as a guest. And completely interrupts Roger Stone as he's talking very rudely too. I guess Roger Stone makes a quip that Sam Tripoli is familiar with and needs to let him know about it. Well then my book is War on Women, which is the definitive ex-town bill Hillary and Hillary and Webster Hubble's daughter Chelsea. Uh, and uh, Ah! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

We did an episode called Cuckabalooza, brother, and we just broke down all of that stuff about all these people. So I became targeted for tuition. For sure. He put Sam in his place.

He's like, yeah, this isn't about you, asshole. This guy's gonna go to jail in a little bit, and he's like trying to tell his story. As soon as I was like, oh my God, dude, I have a bit about that. You should see it's on YouTube. I guess I need a link. I have a link.

How much time do I have before I take your way? Wait, what do you want to do? I'm not on my bits. Wow, so he's basically, I was an inside joke. I have a follow up. Yeah, oh, I'm out. Please, go right ahead, I'm sorry. Roger Stone is talking about how he's going

to be going to jail and he feels like he's going to jail very unjustly. If you know Roger Stone's story has been he rolls his eyes. And tell me if Sam Tripley's listening to anything that Roger Stone is telling him. Remember that this is Sam's show. He's the host. The one job you have is to listen to the other person talking. And therefore therefore today i am facing uh... forty months in jail with the mayor may not start the seven days from now that's on the short version that's that's the short version no i'll be we i'm excited about this what do you think roger it there's so much i got to ask you

roger stoners very concerned about going to jail for 40 bucks. He's an old man. Yes, he is He goes, oh no, I'm excited about this. So You weren't listening to what he just said Not he doesn't have bedside manner for the poor guy. No, he's just whatever most certainly not When did that show come out? A couple weeks ago? Okay. It's pretty recent.

Okay. Live. Disguired. Our buddy PJ, PJ from the Jingle Department. Which by the way PJ show is about the equivalent of the show we reviewed today. Oh, very good. It's pretty much the exact same show,

except with less chuckles. Vinnie was a guest on We Are Assles. I was. Doug from whose right was recently a guest on We Are Assles. Yeah. So it's the Sprudsheet show. Yeah, yeah. It's the one where they look at the Sprudsheet

and they do a fantasy draft. I was a guest on that. It is kind of like it. It's the same show. It's debating shit that doesn't matter at all And you can't get to the right answer Okay, fair enough. I didn't mean to rip on PJ. He's no really great song No rip I'll be glad to show

Get that out. I'll cut that out of balls. Don't worry God forbid hey, we heard You want to come back out again. Lose this number. All right. This is, I love that he was trying to do a Tom Myers parody. But the thing with PJ is that his muse is Patrick Michael. And he's so inspired by Patrick Michael that it really brings all the creative juices. This is a parody of a pixie song that I love.

Where is my mind? And the thing I want to point out about this is that Dave aka Man Brain from the We Are Astles podcast actually shifted the pitch of the child crying to fit with the song. So listen for that this is very impressive. I don't know what he wants. With our tunes on TV and my ass on the couch I'm wearing a diaper and I shit it Yeah, I start my crying

But nobody comes to help so I'll ask myself Where is my mom? Where is my dad? Where is my mom? Where is my dad? Where is my dad? He said to use my energy to watch my kids or something about my kids, right? He's out in the closet recording podcast. Use my energy podcasting to something something with my kids.

I was playing in my career crying. My dad had his closet locked. Yeah. I need attention. But instead I hear my dad going haha. Where is my mom? Where is my dad? Where is my dad?

So if you think there's any time there where my kids are awake, or I'm not paying attention to them. You're fucked. He's draved in blankets recording podcasts. Because you don't really know. You're just literally saying things. Try to get me to go on. That is brilliant. DJ, well done, buddy. Well done, PJ.

That's fantastic. Oh, that really was good. All right. Speaking of Patrick Michael, I kind of said it just as an aside last week that he's kind of losing his mind and we should probably stop making fun of him. And people were upset about that. Obviously, because he can't. Because the people who listen to your show are monster people. Well, and what is W ATP without-T-P without Patrick Michael?

I don't know, it's really a show anyway. So I do want to point out that we're going to do a bonus episode because he put out a show that's behind his paywall on the Patreon pod culture page. And it's fantastic. He really comes after us and me, specifically, pretty hard. Can I come and be on a bonus show? I want you to do that. Oh, of course, producer Chris is going to be here. We're going to do it on a boat show? I want you to do that.

Oh, of course, producer Chris is gonna be here. We're gonna do it next week. Ooh, I wanna come to that. All right, yeah, let you know what we're doing. It's sweet, I wanna hear this. And I'm just gonna play one clip from his show to tease this. This is what we're gonna be covering.

And I already have like 30 clips from it. Have you listened to it yet? Producer Chris? Yeah. So, it's incredible. It's incredible. It's 38, 40 minutes long and he's pissed and Here's an example and if they are guess what guy you're gonna get sued

You're gonna get sued because you can't do that. That's illegal I gave you no rights to use my content and if you're using it in your show if you're making a reference to it at all Well, while my voice is being played, well guess what guy? You're in big trouble, so I really hope that comes to an end and I wouldn't know if it's happened, so if it has happened, go ahead and let me know. I guess I am the LOL cow or something like this for the who are these racist podcast fuckers, whatever those guys are, those that that pussy carol, you know, those fucking faggets over there. Those that that pussy Carl you know those fucking faggot's over there Shots fired

Again somebody did take the white hero Yeah, what is this he's out she reading top buyers cuz this whole racist thing is like brand new really is they have going on So he's gonna sue me you heard that I'm You're a big trouble. I'm a big trouble. Because you've used this voice a lot. Yeah, so out of his permission. I don't know if you guys realize that. Just get his written express permission. Yeah, did you know that you're not allowed to do that? I had no idea. I've only been doing a show. I've only been doing the show for four and a half years.

I had no idea. I can't pull a clip from the film's podcast and then play them on your show and have transformative content around that. Which is part of the copyright. Fucking act you ass. Oh All you dumb piece of shit. You fucking numb nuts. You don't. You think you're gonna sue me?

You think you're the first person to a threat to a sue me? You fucking moron. I think you're gonna need to save the lawyer, buddy, for something else, shea. He called me a racist and then a faggot. It almost the same sentence. Like, I have a horrible fault, but this guy's a racist like what dude

I don't know what you're trying to accomplish here. Yeah, I mean I can't argue with them though You racist Epsilon Holy shit, so there's so much on back there. Oh Man I'm excited for the show. Yeah Wow, yeah Oh man, I'm already excited for the show. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. That was something, you're in big trouble. Big trouble.

That was the best. I just imagine avoiding this finger at no one. Big trouble. That whole, I'm, you know, the fucking Vince McMahon. Yeah. That's more in big trouble. That whole threatened legal action thing.

I don't know if it's ever worked once. I'm not sure that it has. Like, whatever someone says that to Carl, his eyes roll up the back of his head. And he gets an erection. He just loves it. He fucking loves it. You know what else I love? I love my buddy Drew Lane from the Drew and Mike show.

I like to talk about WATP. We're gonna be doing a regular segment on his show and this is him promoting said regular segment from his episode on Thursday. And I talked to Carl about it. Carl is gonna be unanalysing the Rob Lopod. When are we having him on? Next week.

We're gonna be like the last Thursday of the month, I think. Which is pretty awesome. Carl, I think. Okay. Which is- Hey! It's pretty old. Carl! Good to see you! It's pretty old. It's given me a Carl. He likes to be called Fartface.

Ha ha ha ha ha! Fartface sketch. Carl with a K. He has no last name if you've noticed. Yeah, or not notice. No one knows who he is. No one knows what Carl's last name is. That's correct.

I don't want to get sued by Patrick Michael. That's why I know it doesn't have that last name. I believe Carl's last name is Happ's correct. I don't want to get sued by Patrick Michael. That's why I know it was my last name. I believe Carl's last name is happen Meyer. It's something stupid to do. I'm just with that. So I am going to be doing the Drew and Mike. I think I've already talked about this, but I really appreciate Drew lame for promoting that quite a bit. We're going to talk about Rob Lowes new podcast. I'm going to do a creep off segment on there too. No, there's nobody's no's asking for a creep off. Psych off, nobody wants that. No one's looking for that yet, just check it.

So Rob Lowe has a new podcast out. It's ranked 27. I'm all podcasts already. It's already the best looking. Oh God, I just hate these celebrities who think that, well, if I talk to my celebrity buddies, everyone's gonna listen to that, and then they're always right. I'm gonna be breaking down my sex tape from the 80s that got me in trouble. celebrities who think that, well, if I talked to my celebrity buddies, everyone's gonna listen to that.

And then they're always right. I'm gonna be breaking down my sex tape from the 80s. That got me in trouble. That I would do that. That, no. There was no discussion of the Roblo sex tape. Is he with an underage girl in that? I thought it was.

Yes. Why did he get a gem? Come on, man. Speaking of other podcasts, talking about me, the No Agenda show hosted by John C. DeVorek and of course Adam Curry, who you might remember as a VJ on MTV back today. They have these events that their fans do, these meetups and their fans get together. There's actually one happening I think in an hour in Buffalo. They have these meetups where fans of the No Agenda show get together

and hang out and then they'll like record something as head into the show and then they'll play it on the show. Okay, this is from a meetup and this one is from Alexandria, Virginia. Alexandria, Virginia meetup and I wanna give a shout out to Sir Speedo Josh who says this. This is Daniel Bongo Boy on Nojina Social. I don't have a podcast.

I don't have a Thack I Club. I'm just a guy. But I'm here in the morning. No one knew, John and Adam. This is not yet, sir. Speedo Josh. And John, when is your WATP episode going to come out? I am excited for that.

This is here. All right, sir. Speedo Josh says, John, you said you're gonna come on WATP when's it happening? Ah. And I was excited because I was listening to the No Agenda show before this. John was breaking down a bunch of podcasts. He'd been listening to you recently.

I was like, oh good, he's warming up. He's warming up for WATP because he even told me he's like, I'm gonna do the show, but I'm just finding the right podcasts first. Give me some time. Great. And now I hear that he's listening to podcasts. I'm like, good, he must be hearing up

boys. He must be gearing up for right. So after they play that clip, Adam Curry asked John, yeah, when you're going on that show, and this is the response. when you're going to be on that show W ATP, I thought it's talking about the woman's tennis pro tour. Ah, yes, that will be it. I don't know that I was, I've lost track of that. I'm sorry, you got to re- somebody's gonna have to send me an email.

Oh, all right, so I've been so long to take after you heard that for you to send an email. Oh, I sent it immediately. Yeah, I imagine. You're like, don't forget about me. Yeah, don't forget about me. Well, not only did I do that. I make picture of your bright smile.

I did the obnoxious thing where I emailed him. And then I also tweeted at him But anyway, please remind Jesse de Forack That he is gonna come on and do a co-hosting spot with us on whtp sometime. We'd love to have him Be a lot of fun. You are like a small dog. Just so happy right now. I know I'm very happy right now Although I wasn't thrilled that he didn't remember when he was gonna do the show.

Hey, I got a question for you. Did you hear the bonus episode we did with Vixen Tire stand up? No, I've not listened to it. Okay, you should. I lost the link, I was looking for a second time. I'm fair enough. Because I wanna add to the wheel of consequence,

we have to go up and do Vixen Tire set at an open mic. You know, we have that with Patrick Hickle. I don't want to. Oh, I know you don't want to. I don't want to either. That would be bad. It would be really bad. How terrible is it?

Do you have like even a little clip? Because I haven't heard a clip at all. I've heard nothing. I'm not prepared with that kind of thing. Okay, I understand. I've got stuff right now. But I need to hear this soon, so if you could just resend me that link.

Yeah, okay, sounds good. So you want to add do VIX's jokes at an open mic? I do, I think that'd be a funny consequence. I think because our consequences are meant to be really cut to the bone evil. Yes. I think you know that. So what if we just double down on what we have there,

and you have to go to an open mic and do VIXET, and then go to another open mic and do Patrick Michaels. Oh my God. Or go to the same mic the week after. Same mic the week after. I've got all new material. All new material. I think you got to do both.

I think you got to do both. That's what I can find. Or keep both on the wheel the same time you get off one, but I think doing both would be worse. Okay. I mean, if we're being real here, it's a lot worse than wearing crocs all day, which I think is also on the wheel.

I'm like, get my fingers crossed, I'm like, come on, crocs, come on, crocs! You know the one that I really don't want to get, the one that I think would be the most terrific, is the seven-second porn challenge. I do not want to do that. Yeah, that's the one that I really don't want to get the one that I think would be the most horrific is the seven second porn challenge I do not want to do that. Yeah, that's the one where you have to blur porn on your phone in like a crowded area I'll look like in the middle of Wegmans just blast porn for seven seconds off of your phone. Yeah, is it gay porn?

Do we decide? I don't do it. It's not technically on there. Yeah, I know just kidding speaking of Vic porn I played this last week, but it was way late the show. So I've got to play it again because Doug White from the Gingels department put together an awesome audio clip for us. It's going to get you quite a rouse to video. So try to open to the I hope it's like a remix of the sounds of a diet of COVID. Try to keep it down over there. Oh, is Vick still alive? Is Vick dead of COVID? Yeah? All right, well

If she is if she has passed away, then consider this to be a tribute I don't know if you guys know who Vic has Vic has Hello I'm nine and nine and a half easily. I'm nine and a half easily. I'm nine and a half easily. I'm nine and a half easily. I'm nine and a half easily. I'm nine and a half easily. I'm nine and a half easily.

I'm nine and a half easily. I'm nine and a half easily. I'm nine and a half easily. I'm nine and a half easily. I'm nine and a half easily. I'm nine and a half easily. I'm nine and a big single. You just wanted to fuck me. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Hello.

Hello. Hello. Her tone wreaks of low self-esteem and daddy issues with me. You think women know how to fucking explain things? Of course, Carl. My ultimate climax. Climax. Climax.

It's amazing. It's amazing. Unacceptable in today's society. It's a good point. I refuse to do that, Carl. It was my first time telling me to go fuck myself. You're one of my favorite him. Perfect. Perfect. So if you want to see how big my teeth are. What are you a creature that crawls out of the sewer?

You'll do that. You'll do that. Oh, I can eat climax. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Carl, you don't understand this. Carl's penis is only 2.5 inches. Yeah, I'm funny, like, 1% of the time. Wah, wah, wah. What's the opposite of an interaction? Do you want to go take a cold shower and come back? You want to, you're ready to keep going with us?

That, that's gross. She has what I like to call a wormy voice. All right. I have to tell you, Vinny, that our boy, Opie, is trying out a brand new format on his show. You want to talk about it? Is it, is it trying to be funny? No, he has not tried that. Okay. You have to try that one. All right. Let's get into it. All right, all right, all right. All right, all right, all right.

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I had OP radio on Swell. We'll be using audio from my Swell post, from my podcast. Let's have some fun. Okay. Basically what this is, yes, 17 followers on Swell. OP radio does. There's 17 new producers.

Yeah. It's what funny you say that. Creamy butters does show up here. So what OP is doing and what the point of this platform as far as I could tell, I just discovered it this morning is you can record audio and then podcasters can play that. So this is for lonely people who want to be heard, which is oftentimes people with no opinion or interesting take on anything.

These are lonely people that want to be heard that can't start their own podcast. Right, which is the worst kind of lonely person. Yeah, the lonely person who can't afford a microphone or a computer. Right, or a laptop to just open and scream it to. Or anchor.fm. You can just piss in the toilet and be on the internet with anchor.fm. You can just piss in the toilet and via the internet

with anchor.fm slash peep-od. So this is the question that OP posed to his new platform here swell in order to get some great content. So this is- What do you hate about Jim Norton the most? Ha ha ha ha. Yeah.

No, this is great because this is a call-in show. Fuck TBS. This is a call-in show. Fuck TBS. This is a call-in-UATBS, tell me. This is a, how is Chip Doors? He's still in that. I don't know either. So this is a call-in-show. I can just imagine that I had to annoy the shit out of him.

Oh, of course. That's all. I think that everyone's success around him annoys the shit out of him. I think that's the way he thinks about it. But especially that character, like him just doing the character that just made him so angry. He's like a national dollar vision.

I know. It makes me happy too. This is the question that he put out on swell and it couldn't be a more boring mundane question. So Donald Trump says that we got the coronavirus under control and that we're winning. What, what, what, what? What's your thoughts on this?

Are we winning? Do we have the coronavirus under control? All right. All right, so did you, was that a question for the fucking CDC? Who is he asking this to? Ask holes that have a social media platform? Correct. He's asking lonely people who want their voice

on podcasts. I haven't had contact with anyone. Yes. Ever. Yeah. And those are the people he gets answers from. Here's one of the people who got an answer from. Remember, this is OP radio. The guy says, hi, Chris. Tying this all together from the girl

from Asgrey Park, New Jersey. Oh, this is a girl. All right. The girl says hi, Chris. So lonely first. Oh, this is a girl. Alright, the girl says, I'm Chris. So lonely first, I just walked out. I miss Jenny the first time. Tying this all together from the girl from Asbury Park, New Jersey. Hello Chris. I think that the beans and Trump have a lot in common.

I think it's all producing hot air and the more we have masks, the more we can keep the hot air and the more we have masks the more we can keep the hot air inside. So I think it's all very unfortunate right now, but people have to stick by their moral codes in their way. Like I think we have a president who has fantasies and he drives his car filled with the gas tank of fantasies and we don't have to run on his gas. Do you understand what I'm saying? Anyway, thanks for the conversation. Good morning.

This is content on OP show. But wait a second, who the fuck is Chris? I don't know. I'm just stealing that from someone else. That's what I'm talking about. This is not related to OP radio in any way. He's pretending that he has a call in show. But it's just random people with their shitty opinions,

saying nonsense. And let me ask you this question. It's entertaining, it's not funny. If you were trying to put together a show, and like you get voicemails on our show, we get voicemails here, you edit them, and you pick ones that actually are funny or entertaining.

That's what's so amazing about this. And this is just, like it sounds like it wasn't even for his show and he's still even, he's still played it and it was terrible. Oh, it's not even like it was a good call to somebody else. Think about how embarrassing this is. You're open from the open Anthony show and you can't get people to participate in your podcast.

So you go on a platform where random nobody's will react to any question you ask. Because he's got like hashtags on it and she has a hashtag Trump. Like people are going to find it, right? And he gets people like this Eastern Indian woman calling in to explain her hot take. She has no idea who this is. Hey, OP radio. I don't know if it's OP or OP.

So forgive me if I got that wrong. Would you play that on your show? So it's like, oh hey what's going on? I don't know if it's Vinnie Paulino or Vinnie Paulina. I don't know anyway. That's a bear seg. Oh, be. You can add the clip so big. You know the play of all.

There is a part of it that's like all right. Right. The part where the woman has no idea who you are. Take that out. You're a good pull that part out. Why not just tighten it a little? Oh, but no, Vinny, because OPS, I'm fun with that. He makes his own pie joke that, and listen to the voice he's doing. I don't know what he's going for here, but it's, it's sub-naxious.

Thanks for asking about my name. Yes, it is. Opie. Cause I love my pie as an oh pie. I especially like strawberry root bar pie if you're asking. You know he submitted that to TVS. It's my new character. Oh pie. What did you see about this character? I like to eat pie. Alright, pass. It's fine. Oh, I heard was Babble, Babble, Babble. And what's amazing about this show is that he's turning this nonsense into his content.

That's how bad his content is that he thinks. He's hurt and interview with wheels into his own podcast. I know. I played a clip from that. I love you heard that last time. No, I didn't. I'm poor. It sounded like shit, too, because he's playing his version of it. He's doing like know. I played a clip from that. I don't know if you heard that last one. No, I didn't. It sounded like shit, too, because he's playing his version of it. He's doing it like Facebook. Yeah, it's really bad.

Oh. So this is, and wheels is a sweet kid. He's a nice guy. I'm sure he's a sweetheart. What the fuck? This is creamy butters, who's answering this question. So we all know creamy butters is, right? I have a vague idea.

He's the new Mike Sappho of the show. And creamy butters sees that opi's like, Hey, I want to hear your opinions. Oh, I can't wait. He leaves like a fucking four minute long message. Opi leaves it all in. He's like, finally, opi will listen to me. Yeah, I know. He leaves this. He know. He leaves it all in. And this is just a really bad idea to make creamy butters the content of your show. Yeah, what's up, Boat? It's a creamy butters. Under control, not on a federal level, man. No fucking way. I tell you what, Trump came out of the gate on fire with coronavirus and I thought he was doing a great job. And then he turned around just so he could suck his bases dick like he always does the pathetic little ass boy that he is.

Let me tell you where it's kind of under control. Massachusetts because our true Republican governor is kicking fucking ass, all right? Hot take there. Hot takes. So what OBE keeps saying if you're following a log at home, why are we politicizing this? This is a pandemic. We shouldn't be politicizing this. Creamy butters comes on and immediately politicizes the whole thing, but because he is a

devotee to OP and OP radio, he remembers that. And immediately after saying his governor is doing it right, Trump's doing it wrong, he says this. But nothing should be politicized, right? I wear my mask, right? I'm a diabetic. Well, creamy bones are the diabetic? Shocking! You don't say creamy butters. So he says, you know, this is all problem with the government, bound on the way you're politicizing it, we shouldn't be. And then he goes on to try to come up with, and I cut most of this out, I've tried to spare people this time.

He comes up with a child sex slave joke that I think maybe misses the mark, but you tell me. You're gonna stop politicizing things. You know, if you get your child sex slaves from way fair, you're not a fucking awesome Republican, or if like me, I get my child sex slaves from IKEA because I like hearty people with hearty Icelandic names to be my sex slaves because I live in New England.

Alright, I don't know where I was going with this, but anyways, uh, uh, uh, yeah, um, that's your buddy, creamy butters. Don't embarrass him by leaving in a shitty joke, pull it out. It's very rude. They had a conversation. Probably like you he's like you're gonna put him on Icelandic sex joke And then you know it for me out. No, I'm he's like can you do my joke? It's great you say Ikea get a big laugh you can't fool me. Opie's never written a pause for applause. Oh Wrong my friend. I have an example right here, because they talk about wearing masks. It Opie explains why it's good to wear a mask.

You guys ready for some fart humor? I know when I wear the mask, I don't smell people's farts anymore, so that's a good thing, right? Especially the old ones. They smell like an old dog that was left outside of the rain. Anyway, uh, are you sure that was an Opie? I'm not sure who wrote that joke. It's Opie. I can't smell fast but I could eat pie. That's fucking terrible. Wow. Uh, here's another person who called in who has no idea who they're talking to, and I don't

know why Obi-Wan plays this out of the show because it's embarrassing. Hi y'all, this is Ali from Austin, Texas, and um... Hi y'all! Hi y'all, an OP radio! I just want to say God bless America, and I like what this creamy butter has to say. So this is OP's second question that he puts puts out there and this is a question you would ask if you just want participation You just desperately want people to participate in the conversation with you because he's picking the one thing that he knows people will have a Opinion on all right man how I

What's going on, man? I got a question for you. Should we be opening up to schools for the kids in the next few weeks with this coronavirus out of control? I don't know what that character is. I don't know either. It's a stupid question. So I'm looking at his swell account. And the question is, what is the plan as far as sending our kids back to school?

Hashtag Trump, Hashtag schools. Eight swells, they're called swells. Eight swells on that one, including him. Underneath that is, use this swell to record audio that may be used on the OP radio podcast. Ooh, can we record swells? Two swells, one of them is him. So in other words, he's like,

well, I can't just ask people to do stuff for my show I guess I got to ask like generic questions to someone who'll fucking react to her awesome But yes, the answer is yes. Can we please do that? Yes, I think we're recording the cream off on Monday Yeah, can we take some time and record some swells? We put it up on only fans or something all day? No problem. Okay Because I think I know I think I know Opie well enough. I know what he'll play on his show. Yeah. I know the type of thing to say to him. You got to tell him that he's way fannier than Jim Norton

and Anthony Cumi as a racist. You just want to use my voice, because you know he knows yours. Oh, didn't you hear Patrick Michael say he doesn't even know if I played Cubs, he's never heard my show. I think Opie's the same. Well, I've never heard of that guy. I don't even know what he's talking about.

Oh, so you're taking the word for it. I yeah I'm joking. He does my boys Man, Ooster it's so cool to talk to you Listen, I just wanted to say I don't know if Trump knows what's going on these schools I don't think I know you have to say nothing. Yes, you have to use a lot of words to say nothing and Basically blow him a little and can you give me a recipe for that pie we're talking about our last episode? It's not amazing.

I know why Opie is using swell. It's to find new fans for his podcast. This is so he posted his podcast on swell and this is a guy who found it through swell. Hey, I really enjoyed the podcast that you shared there with Judd Jones. It actually was the first time I've actually listened to something in a long time where I'm listening to people talk about a topic with common sense.

This is how lonely and pathetic people are who you swell. They think that OP has common sense. And that's like his brother in law, dude. I don't believe that. Maybe, but listen to this. It's working. I really like the style your podcast. I'm gonna be listening more So thank you one listener at a time. Hope he's growing his empire right back He's coming back baby. You know the cheer that he must have let out what he heard that

His kids were trying to watch TV. He's just in the room doing like airfist You gotta listen He's just in the room doing like air fist You're gonna listen Rick's flaring through the living room just lose it is shit. Honey. I told you just like Played it for his wife. Yeah, she's like I know deer swell. I know that's your that's your plan get on swell I know good job. You're killing it By the way, Croge from the Jingle department. I don't know where Croge is from. Croge said something into the show that we have to play.

Is you is or is you ain't the boner guy? Oh boy, that's enough on OP. I think it's time to get into the meat and potato as they say Last week we talked about how no castler his co-host was leaving the show until September to write a book. He was going to see to write a book. Yes. Yeah. He was going to leave the show, but he'll be back in September. He just needs July and August,, but he'll be back in September. He just needs July and August and then he'll be back and if you remember I said

$10,000 he does not come back. No, let's take a VF by this. Yeah, I don't know if you want to go five thousand whatever I'll I'll match it Okay, let me know what you want to bet on that. So this is from the show that we did last week This is the same clip that we already played. This is him explaining to all the trolls out there and all the haters he played. This is him explaining to all the trolls out there and all the haters that he's not joking. He's going to be back and there's no drama. He is too, my friend. I don't know what. I don't know why you think there's drama. There's no drama. This is him explaining that. By the way, when someone over explains there's no drama and he's not lying and this is the truth, I start to think that maybe you're lying and that there's drama, but let's just lessen to this first. He's not a good guy. Anyway, so no had to move last Thursday.

That's a truth. He's moving out of Manhattan. He's upstate. I'm not gonna say where. And he literally had to, you know, you know, he had to move. There was no big, there's no drama here. None at all.

So, no one I, you know, talked or texted or whatever. And and he said, it's okay to talk about. No, it was writing a book. And his wife wants him and his trying to inspire him to write this book. No, and I were texting back and forth and he said that he He would love to Do this show, but he wants to take a break for July in August to focus on his book And I think his book is going to be a very important book to get out there it's exposing the Dota Powered notice romp and I'm like look

You're my best co-host ever You know come back as soon as you're ready. You know, and so he said he's going to miss it. He loves it. He'll be back in September. So we got to deal with the rest of July and August without no. He. All right. So there was a fun little back and forth on Twitter that happened this week. There was a tweet that Noel put out and he's just trolling Donald Trump. Hey, before you guys take me to the secret location, can we stop at the Pendleton Outlet and that's at real Donald Trump? John Melendez comments underneath that in public for everyone to see, why don't you respond

to my texts? He sends to know. Oh, no. There's no drama. There's no drama. We're still friends. It's all good. No drama. No response to this. This has since been taking down. No, no has deleted this. No response because you sound drunk, John. Do you really want to make this public? Now, people have asked John about this little exchange and John's response has been where bodies he was joking. He's just joking around. Does that sound like a joke because you sound drunk, John? Do you really want to make this public? Does it sound like ball-busting to you? want to make this public. Does this sound like ball-busting to you? Not at all. Is that something that you little?

That sounds like an intervention. Is what that sounds like. You've affected my life negatively in the following ways. Like his wife told him, he's got to take a break. Like the guy when he told John, I'm not doing this show, and he was like, my wife had something to do with it. Yeah, right. He tried to let it down easy.

Correct. But John, that's how you do it. Probably just kept bothering this fucking guy. Oh yeah, because John, that's how you do it. Probably just kept bothering this fucking guy. Oh yeah, cause John's lost. John's getting drunk on his political show and trying to explain to the guests that, you know, he's just taking it for medicinal reasons. He had too much caffeine earlier.

No he isn't. Oh dude, both guests at a row last week. Come on, the first one he tells this whole story. There was traffic, there was a fire, I drank more coffee than I normally do, there was a mountain dew involved, that's why I'm drinking course like. And then the next guest comes on,

just so you know, there was traffic, I had a lot of caffeine, I'm OCD, that's why I'm drinking course like, he's just getting wasted on his show. And I think no castor kind of got annoyed with that. Doesn't he have some weed company that brings him free? Speed weed, yep, so he's just getting drunk and high all day? Yes, you've just summed up his existence.

Okay. He's getting drunk and high all day. Which would be fine if he wasn't putting it out on the internet three days a week. Right, that's the downfall. That's the problem. People might even remember you fondly, if you would just get off the internet.

People don't know how to remember those when you would go to do people on the red carpet that guy was funny. I wonder what happened to him correct So that's some hot gas that I wanted to share so I believe that no one's gonna think about that you don't realize No, Castle or Dunzo some of the biggest mistakes that like people that you would consider to be hasbens and show business make I think is this idea that they can stay relevant. Correct. No, what you need to do is disappear. Correct.

And then let them find you. If it's gonna happen, let people find you. Do not constantly push yourself out there. You're just gonna make it worse. It's sad. There are places you can go when you become irrelevant. There are places that will embrace you. There's Las Vegas, there's Branson, Branson, Missouri.

Sure. Cat skills. Cat skills is a good example. Branson's great because what happens there is these people also don't remember the last 34 years. So they have no idea if you're still famous or not. Like that's what, wow, Greg brain. I was just thinking of Greg brain who's there as Johnny Bravo, people are like, yay! I can't believe he was here. I mean, if you did the Stuttering John review of Brandon and say 10 years,

if you could just save up enough money to get a joint branch. Stay off theater number 10 years, John, and then shop and brand. So I didn't get to these clips I want to play real quick last week when we were on the show. I think that I think we talked about settling John just a week's not for Ralph Sutton's taste. Yeah, that tweets awesome. I got a couple of clips that I want to play that I'm going to

hit. I enjoyed having them on the show. It was nice to hear someone just tell you how things are. I liked it too. I'm really surprised how many people are like, this guy's not getting it. I'm like, no, he's the counterbalance. It's good. It's good to have someone on to tell you your full shit.

Well, I tell you your full shit. I know, the time. That's why we have a show together. So this is, he has El Martinon. El Martin is the owner of a club in Manhattan. I know L Martin, is it? You know him. And he just wrote a book. So of course, Stuttering John asked him a question.

He has to make it about him. And he's not even... You wrote a book, did you see that I wrote a book? Dude, it's worse than that. Listen to this. It's a little bit of a longer clip, but it's worth it. I was just telling the story that you and I had, which at first of all, I didn't see my name in the book.

You know, I did put it in, there was a section towards the end that had a story about Baba Bui and then had a story about a few of the other people from the stand show, and you were in there. I don't know, you know what it is when you read over, when they edit the book, when you read it over, but it's like, you read it 10 times already, you get a little sloppy in the reading and I guess towards, I think the chapter was towards the end, I just, I might have just missed over it, but you would definitely-

I don't know, I didn't get to the end yet, but it's okay, I understand. I mean, look, I mean, although, let me just say that I mentioned you in my book Hey, how do you have noles no number Yeah, let's break that down he goes why wasn't I mentioned in your book and I'm not done reading it his answer was Well in the back I talk about all you guys from the Stern Show. Were you not in there? I don't know, I didn't get that far.

So he's skimming through the book looking for his name. Got bored of doing that. And he called out his guest at a show. That's one of the first questions he asked. Hey, you got a new book out. Why are you talking about me and it? Because you're boring, John, because you're not interesting. This guy is dealt with every big famous comedian.

Why would he talk about Stuttering John? I mean, it's bad enough he's bringing up Baba Buie. Like, you know, I mean... Well, he's got a Bill Hicks story, this guy, El Martin. I'm sure he does. Right? So, this is very interesting because, as far as making the conversation about you, nobody does it better than Stuttering John.

And this is maybe the most egregious example of him making about himself when it's not even about him at all. Bill Hitz interesting story. Bill Hitz is the only comic that bomb badly. And then when I went to pay him, he actually turned around and said to me, I don't want any money. That was horrible. That was the worst set I've ever had in my entire life. And wouldn't take the money. Well, that's a good guy. I mean, I think that was the me, I do the same thing.

I don't believe you, John. Can you believe he said that? Yeah, I mean, this guy's talking about what your manager was trying to get. Right. You don't with this at all. He wanted so much money. Hey, how funny is that? This guy's dealt with this asshole. He wanted so much money. Hey, how funny is that?

This guy's dealt with every comedian. He goes, the amazing about Bill Hicks is, he bonding you and you want to get paid for it. No one else has ever done that. That's why it's a story. That's why it's interesting. It's like, it's like, a giant ghost. Yeah, I would do the same thing.

Oh, but have you bought me for a job? Did you give the money back? Cause I'm guessing you've bought me to be far. I would love to just talk about how cool the guy Bill Hicks was, but I'm so disgusted by what an awful guy John Melendez is. Isn't it, that's an unbelievable reach. Like, it's not only, I would do that.

It's not only like just trying to put yourself into the thing, it's trying to build yourself up through literally nothing. Could you imagine if you just trying to say, I would do the same thing. It's like to build yourself up. Yeah. Literally nothing. Could you imagine if you just tried to say, I would do the same thing. It's like stolen valor. Yeah, as you go to the mall and a fucking marines you for. I was just thinking that,

like what if he was talking to the guy who took out a cello bin Laden? He's like, yeah, but if I had to go on and he was in front of me, I would have shot him to the cello too. I would have missed the check and just hit him in the head. I mean, that's like the weirdest form of like narcissism. Yes.

Correct. Wow. And by weird, you mean extreme, extreme narcissism. Yes. And completely unfounded, this is his interview style. El Martin just wrote a book. He's giving him all these stories. I remember this person, I remember that person,

all very interesting stuff. I would, you know what my question might my question would have been, what was that? So like, tell me how Bill Hicks bombed. What was it? Was it in that his room? Was he off? Was he trying to material? Like, Bill Hicks bombed and do you feel like maybe there were just some audiences that didn't get him? Like, I would talk about that. There's a lot of interesting things you could talk about. I know that we all love Bill Hicks, but there were times when he didn't care that much about comedy. Not at all. He just wanted to make his fucking points.

Right. I can see him by the finger. Yeah, I know. He absolutely bombed. Like he thought he was too cool for the room car. Correct. Correct. But plus he said some things about marketers that I just snatched.

All right, this is shockingly employable folks. This is Stuttering John. This is Stuttering John. This is Stuttering John. The one callback. Being the worst interviewer possible. And then he just completely did not do any plugs, not a one. That's the buoy. The buoy.

So give me some more stories, Al. Well, let's see, from... So when you interview someone and you do this all the time on your show, coming at the Carlson cast, you're interviewing people who have very interesting lives, have done a lot of things. You don't say, give me some more stories. Because this guy then stutters and says, oh, what you would say is, has there ever been an example of a time

when a comedian came out and you thought he killed it and he just didn't get the right reaction? You set them up for something that might like just trigger a memory. This thing called prep work. Or you'd read the book and set them up for a story that's actually in the book. No, he has an answer for.

See, there's a thing where you try to find the interesting things that get them to talk about. You just, that's the trick. Yeah. Is to listen. Correct. And John doesn't listen. He's not listening. John is just waiting for his next chance to say something,

but the thing is, when you're waiting for your next chance to say something, know what the next thing's gonna fucking be. Correct. He's just flying blindly, sticky, drinking a chorus light. Well, this guy talks at him. He's counting empty chorus lights. Yeah. Is what he's doing This fucking sheep. This is the last clip that I wanted to play last week and I have some new clips from this week's episode of the Suddory John show

But he's talking about these people who are trolling him He has this real big problem with people going in there and just putting it words that they shouldn't be in the Super Chat Yeah, I heard that they like to drop some unkind things. Correct. So John, being the genius that he is, gives a tip on how to troll him in a way that they cannot block. I don't know why he would tell people this, but he does.

As far as people say and I should block, I do block all those words. The problem is this idiot comes in with the name of his name as, you know, it's his name. It's not the thing that he's writing. So that's why I'm, you know, I'm not able to block his name. And there's no way I can unless I don't have the chats. The guy's name was the Edward. It can't catch you or sure what he was talking about there.

Yeah, I was a... A stupid. So that's how you troll John and you can't block him because he's blocking a lot of the words, but if it's in your name... No. I have to just diagnose that a little bit and just ask, can't you just block the user? You can. John has a mod who helps him out. I believe his mod has since left him.

Yeah. I don't think he paid that person anything and I don't think they found any type of it wasn't a fruit so you're telling me that the mod didn't just give him a little overview on how to handle it for himself before they left. John is not an intelligent person. He's not tech savvy. He's not good at stuff and I have a feeling he'd probably be mentioned in your book. Yeah, I'd be in my book. So John in this new episode calls me a troll. And you know, he's talking about people who are trolling him. Well, how is he wrong, though? Well, I'll tell you how he's wrong. Let's play trolling him. Well, how is he wrong though? Well, I'll tell you how he's wrong. Let's play it first.

For a while there, I was questioning his existence. So he's talking about sale D from Twitter. We've talked about sale D being his... No, it's him. Yeah. It's his fake account. Right. We've talked about that in the past. He finally had sale D on his show. And this is him, yeah, before sale D came out of the city. Yeah, before he came on,

this is him describing the Selde account. For a while there, I was questioning his existence. I thought maybe he was a troll like hot Carla or like hot Carla or uh... that ball bastards from uh... florida he's talking about me and the r.o.t.c. guys he says that were trolls and

here's why disagree with them i've never gone and sent a message to him i've never why i'm blocked i can't tweet at him i never tweeted at um and we have the r.o. in WOTP larger audiences than he does. We make more money from doing this than he does. So we're not trolls, we're content creators. He just happens to be the content.

The content. The content. And I know it sounds breakadocious just what i say make more money this that are in john but i do have proof he says this immediately after talking about how i'm a troll if you want to donate to the show through paypal none of you cheap bastards donated uh on thursday after delivering a great show with the great s Kenzieer and nothing nothing from you

Actually, it's not true. I got I got 19 dollars That's nothing you write the first time $19 I don't want to put the whole 20 on this guy. You know what you got to do to fuck with John What do I got to do? What we got to do is the Lissars We should start collecting cans for John Malibu. It just mailed him like empties. That's not a bad idea, although I don't know

there's a lot of room in his apartment for more empties. No, I'm just saying. I mean, maybe he'll start catching up with Carl in the money department. Maybe. Maybe send him empties. So the has this guy, Saldean. And I don't know if this is the real Saldee.

I have no idea. I don't know what's going on here. This is all silly. I don't care. I don't care. I've seen the Saldee tweets. Yeah. It's him.

I think it's true. The way he writes and stuff. And it's in some places. And plugs the Stuttering John podcast. Anytime there's a thread that a lot of people are looking at, want to eye balls around it, he goes down there and says, you got to check out Stuttering John. This has been going on for years.

Yeah. So I can't imagine Sal gotta check out Sittering John. This has been going on for years. Yeah. So I can't imagine Salde is not Sittering John unless this is a long game. And Salde is actually trolling John himself. So this is Salde listing all of John's accomplishments. Is John really a loser? What makes a person a loser? John has a nice house.

John has pets. John's here. Looks great. John's able to drink Kors Light. He's not drinking Schlitz. Let's see here. I don't want to repeat his life. He's got two pensions. He's got a motorcycle. He's got three beautiful kids that all get scholarship to colleges. He's got an ex-wife, they're friends with. Oh, man. So, did he spread so much? He was explaining how he's not a loser. Able to drink coarse light was fourth. Having nice hair, which by the way, John's hair is garbage. He's got bad speed, bad speed.

Having bad speed, bad speed, bad speed. What? I'm losing my head. I never see it. I can prove he's not a loser. He's got bad speed. And his ex-wife talks to him No, no shit must be a real winner

So I think he might be I think you might be throwing him a little bit and he Really the log game because that is how or what's this guy's pretending to be Sal Dean? He's I don't know I don't know the deal is but then and if he's pretending to be Sal Dean Those are the nicest things you come come up with. It's hilarious. He's like, all right, right this now, you're going to say, I got pets, I'm not a loser. Salede admits that he hates watches or listens to Suthering John. And this goes right over John's head. You remember, you remember the one's Howard Stern said and what was it in the movie? People don't like you, but they're listening to you to see what the next thing you do is.

Yeah, that's what I personally do. Yeah, I don't miss a show here's. I don't see him usually when they're played live, just simply because I'm either flying or I'm going somewhere. He just says he hate watches the show. And John goes, yeah, yeah, I know, yeah, of course. This is fucking fascinating. I know. We live on a planet with these people.

I know. We're on the same internet as these ads. It's crazy. All right, this is great. John explains why people hate him. But how psychotic is this guy? If you hate listens to the show that he's tweeting in all of these fucking threads?

It none of it makes sense, Philly. I think he's just trolling John, but if that is the case, it's amazing. It's very impressive This is wow. This is Southern John explaining why people hate him so much and what he's doing is his piggybacking After sale degos through all these list of things He goes, oh, they're just haters. They don't like you because you're so successful. And of course, John laps that up. Well, I'll tell you something, Sal. It all started when I left Howard to go to Jay Leno because, see, this is the, this is really the truth.

Then, you know, you know, Nikki B, I'll tell everybody the truth. People were so mad because they knew that a good, and I, I know I sound like I'm blowing my own horn here, but they have a very important, you know, person on the show, a very important character to the show is now leaving. No more of the Gary ball busting. No more of John confronting Fred and Howard. No more of all that magic people were mad at john that's a mention i have a parakeet that was explaining

the result of the little haidos because he was so good on the howard's turn show it was never the same after he left and one of his examples first example was no more busting baba bo-Booie's balls. That's all the fucking choice. He hired fucking Richard Christie and Sal. Yes. Sal the stock broker doesn't,

don't think that Bust is balls way better than John Everdent. Yes. No one's missing that aspect. Like he busted his balls with production. John used to ask ridiculous questions to celebrities. Then everyone started recognizing him, so he wasn't able to get into those places anymore. And then he was without a job on the start of the show.

And you want to know the way they're doing? He did nothing. I thought about this after one of the times we talked about that little transition there. Because they did the Win John's job thing, right? Richard Christie won. So think about what Richard Christie's job was when he came in. It was actually doing content creation, doing real things.

Not fucking answering phone. Right, like you weren't missed, John. They brought in some of us some talent to do a job for talent. You didn't even have a job doing anything, writing or anything. Maybe you were in a room and busted balls that people thought something you said were funny, but you know what?

Fucking Chris over here, fucking has made me laugh every now and again I know right. I mean it doesn't mean that if he's fucking not here hitting the record button W.H.P. is gonna fucking follow part. Yeah, even a broken clock. I understand what you're saying, buddy. Wow He's insane He's delusional Centering John is a delusional nitwit Citadel, Cedric John is a delusional knitwit. South drunk delusional knitwit.

Well, he then he goes out and he explained, and I want to thank my buddy Jackie Marlow for sending me timestamps again. He puts in the work, I really appreciate it. Jackie. Yeah, then he explains that the channel nine show that they used to do, you're familiar with the channel nine show, of course.

That's right. He was one of what he calls the outbreak stars of that show and he has proof. There's a reason why Howard, Robin and my picture were on the advertising booklets that went out for the Channel 9 show because we were the three outbreak stars of the show. The outbreak stars. Not Jackie. Not Fred. Not Baba Buhai. Just me, Howard, and Robin. And that's a fact, Jack. So he was on the front cover of the ad sales kit.

And that's the proof that he was a big deal. Was he like bringing Howard something and was in the frame? Perhaps sure it was some type of bitch! I gotta see a picture of this because I know it's not like them all standing back to back. Like doing like a fucking movie cover pose. I know it's not that.

Who cares? It was for ad sales. It was just material that they used. Just collateral to try to sell some ads from the channel night and show. Who cares? It was not the cover. Howard Stern's on the cover. That's all we need. We got it.

It's not like they were using that as a tool to peak it. People to watch it. And he says we were they were he meant to say breakouts. There's he goes. We were the shit. We were the breakout stars. Oh, Howard Stern was a breakout star on the Howard Stern show. You think?

You fucking dumb nuts. He's so stupid. That's unreal. He goes on to explain that he deserves a show on Sirius XM. Deserves one. Well they gave one to Jackie. Would it be nice of how we're told the Ross the wall back effort Zippy's Ape and to hire me out here in LA? For Sirius give me my own show. Yeah I'd appreciate that. I think I deserve that. He's appreciate be employed. Yeah, I know shit. He thinks he deserves that based on what?

He can't keep a single co-host on his show. You know if he didn't have this podcast Yeah, like when Howard does retire and that whole station and like serious is just pain for the rights to replay old shows. Yeah. Maybe. But if you didn't go on the internet and prove how terrible you are at this, that's the problem. You might have had a shot. That's the problem. And again, you ruined it for yourself. Yes. Correct. If he would just, because he's not making any money doing this and he's ruining his reputation and everyone knows he's a raging alcoholic. If he would just hide, he could potentially get a job back on serious people who are nostalgic for the old stern line up.

Branson. Branson, buddy. You could be, you could be. You could be on that show just doing, hey, I remember this date and how it history went. This guy did this, here's the clip. Or it could be serving drinks, whatever. He could find a job in Branson.

You could do something. I mean, yeah, shorter of a cook, there's a lot He could find a job in Branson. You could do something. I mean, yeah, shorter of a cook. There's a lot of things they could do in Branson. Back in 1992, there was a roast of Howard Stern. And I happen to have John's entire set on the Howard Stern roast. You guys ready for this? Oh, God.

1992, this is when John was in his prime. This is when he had all the fans. I hate amateur roasts so much. Oh, you're gonna love this Tell me John's actually going for an angle. Tell me if any of this lands Stud are in John my friends call me for short My name is... I'm Stuttering John, my friend's calling me for short. Come on, a little less. That was a matter of everybody around here. Alright, there we go. I didn't know it was my turn yet.

Alright, come on. Alright, how has Donald laugh me? Quickly, quickly. I wrote it all down. He's been always good to me. I wrote it all down. All the good things he's done. Alright, here we go.

Let me just show you these things. How it helped me do? How it helped me? I got credit. That was a prop gag, by the way. He's got a bunch bunch of shit with them. I wrote it down and I've nothing there Kind of thing. In college, I graduated NYU. I actually got my first job directing film after that. Only I went $8,000 over budget because I couldn't say How is home again my first channel nine contract. Thanks to him and done buckle up and got paid yet

But anyway, this is all self-deprecating, which is not what you do out of roast. He's doing the opposite be week three at the open mic Just do this oh Jesus All right, this is working. This is working How has got me plenty of media coverage plenty of it and it was all accommodated in my Rolling Stone article Which how it says that if I if I What man, I'm telling you why do you relax? Robin, oh wait hold on, I'm gonna I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna believable. Gallagher is the red star. I'm not a bad guy. Anyway, it all culminated in my Rolling Stone article where Howard says in a fight, don't

stop stuttering. Um, I mean, you blew it, John. If I stop stuttering, I'll be out of a job which now I will prove that that is not true. As I calm down, I will fill myself right here on TV. You're going to cure yourself. Yes. This is it. You're already died.

Look at Steve over there. All right, yeah. All right, thanks his hand. All right, John, go ahead. Well, what were people on? He's going to cure himself. Oh, John, don't be scared. All right.

I'm done. When I was always supposed to go to my... Do you tribute to me? Anyway. All right, do you tribute to me? Because when I added out everything you've done so far Everything he's done so far you agree it should be edited out right? My idol

What are you doing? That talk On the air We're still on the air. Yeah, what are you talking? You should talk. You make us a mold hoots for jokes over there come on Give me a break Jesus Christ. He doesn't have anything else to say and he's still standing there. This is so uncomfortable Cut yeah All right, we've got a few more seconds to come on this listen to how this Listen to how this has as a thud Listen to this as as as a thud

This is a rose that a control But I'm doing this come on to this segment here so anyway, and he keeps checking his watch You're gonna be out soon. Don't worry about hope so John. Thank you. That was very good. You did a great job How are you the How are you? Wow, I apologize earlier. You don't you we don't know what you're doing That was hilarious Joe. What are you doing? We don't know what you're doing. Why are you doing this? What's going on right now? And it's certain point. John just started going oh Literally that's what he was doing as is roast act You know what I would love to hear tell that story in 2020.

I believe he said that he was one of the funniest people on the roast. Yeah, I was gonna say it's probably the most sad. I'm sure. The opposite of what we just heard. You know what they say? I said, 62 we did the roast. 62 to start. I was the funniest one out of it.

Yeah. Jack even said I die. I killed. You're right. Or died. One of those. I can't remember It's so funny to talk about that can't kill it a dying you know that he's bragged about that thinking that video would never Research well you on the how it's stir roast I was on the how it's oh my brutal

Brute, oh Wow, that was really awful. It wasn't great. It wasn't quick. It was not. Okay. What have we talked about to that? I think we've covered everything.

We talked about all fantasy everything. We talked about those Jimoaks. We talked about Politapod. We certainly did. My buddy Tom Myers. What have we talked about? The Tenfoil Hat Podcast. Yep. We listened to some wonderful music from PJ. my buddy Tom Myers. What are we talking about? The 10 foil hat podcast.

We listened to some wonderful music from PJ. PJ killing it with Matt brain. I'm gonna send in some funny stuff. Rose, no agenda's talking about us. Drew and Mike show talking about us. Oh, you know, I didn't talk about it. Go through my notes here. There is, I look at the OP radio show descriptions.

Oh, him again. And I know, sorry. I gotta go back in time. And he lets out his sponsors in there. And then underneath the sponsor says, merch including personalized autograph photography, opiradio.com. You can buy merch that comes with personalized

autographed photography. I know it's someone's getting for Christmas this year. Please! I've been a good boy. Autographed photography. I know it's someone's getting for Christmas this year. Please! I've been a good boy! Dude, what the fuck? Is he literally signing pictures like eight-by-tens of himself? Does he think he's a professional wrestler?

The first time I met him? Yeah. Let's hear when Vitty met Opie's story. I always love those. He said... I want to play some romantic music in the back? He said something to the effect of, like, you listen. Oh, yeah, man.

I love the show because this was like the hey day of them on XM. Sure. And I, oh, yeah, man, I don't miss a show. I have a my-fi, so like I go back and listen to him. And he goes, you got a my-fi? And I go, yeah, he goes, well, let's go get it. I'll sign it. That's at the point.

And I was like, why would I watch you? Why do I have to rip the thing out of the dashboard I'm gonna sign it. Oh, ha ha ha haoss between Center and John and no. I think it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we play clip. We're bringing the next victim. We'll be reviewing on next week's W ATP. And here is a clip of said show. And we'll do quite again, questions at the end, but we'll get, let us get through this story and we'll address everything. And if there's something that we didn't address, ask, and if we can answer it, we will. Meaning if it doesn't have to do with somebody else's

VLNA because it's unethical, it doesn't have anything to do with legal all these, just ethically I don't tell other people's stories. Yeah, it's their story to tell and if they don't want to tell it then that's up to them. I'm not gonna get into their shit. Right, exactly. So. Recognize those voices at all, Bitty? I do, but I'm trying to pili some.

I can recognize them. That is Brent Hattley, who you might know from Bubba the love sponge or as I might know from the Howard Stern show and his wife Caitlin now He just got shit can didn't he just got shit can recently. Yeah, and now he's got his own show Where he can tell all the Brent Hattley show this is a suggestion the camera from Mark K And I am excited to be talking about Brent Hattley and whatever the fucking drama shit he's got going on. He's a swinger. Yeah, supposedly a swinger from what I understand.

Correct. And so- That's what got him fired, wasn't it? I have no idea what got him fired, but they were not to kill a foreigner about the LA to do some shows and he had a tough go at it. Out in LA, so I guess this show is talking about I see your note there. Carl's drunk or the setterie jab right now. Oh, he's close. I'm in my defense. So I will

say well that's what was played. I watched Carl stick his hand into a cooler to fish around from Mick Ultra and there wasn't one. So he grabbed an empty off of the bar and shook it to see if there was anything in it. There was. So he put it down next to him. But now it's in his hand. Chris am I lying? I hate that my line.

Chris. I hate that guy's at the show. I have to agree with the big. He stuck his head in the corner. I know I'm fired. I know I'm fired. I've top producer Chris. Yes, Andy.

He's nailing it Did I take yours? You took his you going Jesus Christ did you start drinking? You know I want to back here. I didn't drink it take it God damn this is falling off the rails fucking take that out This is all falling off the rails right now. What happened? We were doing such a good job. Vinnie's surprised, you're smiling like Carl's smiling. I have a creepy smile, let's make sure you know. You're so fucking happy right now.

I just want people to know, they're like, man Carl, he's really sticking it to the man. And Carl's the dude who couldn't get fucking Miller light right now. I'll make an ultra, whatever the fucking is you're drinking. All right, Vinnie, thank you so much for coming on the show. I always love it when you come over.

You're one of my favorite people. Oh, you too, buddy. Anything that you want to promote, maybe the creep off, anything else you're doing. I hope people listen to the show, give it a creep off a chance. Give it a chance, it's getting better. It was.

If you listen to the first couple of episodes, come back. Well, it took us a little while to figure out the form. It did, yeah. But I think we're moving right along. You know what my favorite thing about our show is? The gravity. We just keep it, we try to keep it as tight as we can. We don't do what we're doing right now.

Correct. All right, cool. So please, join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep while every pony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. I found a show these old by now. Podcasts sleep well every pony Okay great show good job everybody great job everyone You're not carrot man. Into boring as shit.

Who gets a shit and gets a fire? That doesn't make any sense, Rick. I, you know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense Hey back I Had myself muted I apologize

Oh I'm sorry are we clipping in the discord when I play music I turn like I'm Since you got the new I turned it way down though, okay, but I'll turn down more. Okay, fair enough Vic how you doing how's the COVID oh? Fantastic I've been getting day drunk every day. Did you test positive for real? been getting day drunk every day. Did you test positive for real? Um, I've given my results in like three days because California has so many tests right now that it takes like a week. Shut the fuck up.

You tested back last Sunday and you haven't gotten the results back. Correct. Hello. And last I knew it was giving you the runs. This disease, right? Yeah. Okay. Let's talk about your runs.

No, this is going to get clipped and I know it. Okay, there's something called like COVID toes where like your feet just get swollen and red. And then I have a sore throat and cough. I hope you feel better. Oh, look at Vinnie's coming around down there. You can go fuck yourself. What you wearing? He's actually wearing a really funny wrestling t-shirt, which is what he normally wears.

Yes, they have to have subterf of humor in it. Razor Ramon. Yeah. As the Ramon. I'm a real cool guy. Oh, wow. Quite the opposite. Hey, Vic.

I'm really glad to talk to you. I just wanted to ask you, how was your first stand-up experience? How did you find it? Um, you know what? Not bad. It was really awkward after the show, because people tried to talk to me and I just tried to run away, so it was nice.

They'll never come here again. Oh yeah, kind of. And out, okay. Speaking of her stand-up, I'm going to play a voicemail real quick. This person didn't think we put a lot of effort into our bonus episode or we reviewed her stand up. Hey Carl, it's looking through the latest bonus episode. And I remember time when you used to drag on podcast because they would put no effort into the Patreon episodes.

What happened then? Listen, it was an impromptu episode. My host didn't know how to read a calendar. So we had to switch it to Sunday and I just decided to hop on and Vic hopped on. I thought it was fun. We had some fun. Can you say calendar again? Calendar. Okay. Do I mispronounce calendar and documentary? Yeah. You do, you do a weird eight calendar. Okay. Do I miss pronounced calendar and documentary? Yeah, you do you do a weird eight calendar. Well, that's the right. You say that. Yeah, that's the Rochester thing I got going. Do you put less effort into your

patreon than you do your only fans account? It's impossible. I gotta work out the oldie fads account. So, Vic, I'm sorry that you have a sore throat and webtoes or whatever you said. Yeah, it sucks. Any new reviews that have come through? You got one new review. It's a five star review. So there you go, buddy. Sweet. I think he's autistic, though. So it says podcast breakdown. This podcast is simply called who are these podcasts. Wow. I don't even know how to describe it.

This podcast got started on March 2, 2016. There's been 214 shows. That's almost 18 dozen. Episodes are usually about an hour to 45 to two hours and 15 minutes long. Or about 10 millibabytes, if you will. Nonetheless, WATP teachers guess it. Was that like a joke?

If you will. I think so. I think so. It's like a Maddox math joke. And he's breaking down everything about it. There's 214 shows since March 2nd, 2016. And then he breaks it down to 18 dozen episodes. Yeah.

What is, oh dozen episodes. Yeah. Anyway, yeah. W-A-T-P features guest hosts from other podcasts who are also the voices on the show. It's recorded in Rochester, New York. I wonder where that is. We all do. I would definitely recommend it to anyone and everyone. 4.4 wads. I don't know what that means. Oh, that's gumwads. So that was a Patrick Michael joke. Because Patrick Michael, when he does reviews on chewed gum

of movies, he would go, okay, we're going to be reviewing this movie today. So if you don't want to hear any spoilers and you would go in and say it's an hour long, it was directed by so and so, that's funny. All right. It's a good callback. If you haven't listened to the chewed gum episode that we

did, God, that was so innocent back then. We were going to be able to do that. We're going to be able to do that. It was directed by so it's so that's funny. All right It's a good call back if you haven't listened to the chewed god map of so that we did god That was what was so innocent back then we didn't know Patrick Michael was yet. We just heard this podcast or like what the fuck is going on It is a dive back that yeah Originally recommended that I think it was how did they find it Doug from whose right? But I think Jody B who's in the discord right, but I think Jody B, who's in the discord right now, I think Jody B found him originally. The simpler times when he was just in his closet

talking to himself. Well, he only had exactly the same way. He only had one kid back then, so that made it a little easier. It is funny that he was in a feud with other podcasters on some podcasting network that he was out of. He got kicked off of. And I think that's how I think that's how people discovered Patrick Michael, because he was getting in a lot of internet arguments.

Got up on our radar. What do you laugh at about back when he was in a camper? Okay. All right, Beck any other reviews? No, but Fabulous posted on Dairy Queen. Recently? Oh yeah. Oh good.

What is he talking to Dairy Queen about? Um, okay, so he says get this. Go to Dairy Queen because GF wants to ram a sous-shake. Order on app and get to store. Big surprise, car line around block. I park it stop for app and it takes 17 minutes of my life before girl come out and say they tell if I don't move. Hey, I order from app, give me my ice cream. Girl, say, should have called. Signed does not call number. I told her was leaving in call manager, but drink came out quick.

Order on app. I want ice cream when I get there not wait for 17 minutes Give me this how do I know when I order I get at DQ and not wait forever He's got a legitimate beef there. Yeah, I don't believe this. He's like get away for ice cream. I'd be best Oh, I'm not I mean it's I'd be out over the subreddit It's so funny like we've got two dead hours. We haven't talked about pizza once This is amazing, but we enjoyed it so many times I've thought about it. I can I can gas dairy queen by the way Sounds like what Vic was voted in high school Do you think anyone know who Vic was in high school? Do you think anyone who Vic was at high school?

Uh, the teachers didn't even know she put on a return to get bring in papers like who the fuck are you? No, I was a horse girl, so I just went to the the ranch after school Oh my god, I think we had no one wanted to know that So you used to ride the horses, eh? Yeah, y'all bow likegged, Arya? No. No, not yet. I'll get there. This just in for Animal Cross,

we settering John his life on YouTube right now. 68 listeners. 68 listeners watching the very famous settering John Moindas. And I hear that at least a dozen of them aren't hate watching. So that's impressive. All right, let's just do social services. I made a mental note for myself

as I was pulling these voicemails down. The voicemails are kind of funny this week. I'm gonna throw it out there, they're decent. So let's run through them real quick. Carl, I'm listening to this Tom Meyer standard thing that you would encourage reviews for the bonuses of. And he talked, he played a clip where Tom's on that new show, he's saying that he learned

comedy because he was bullied. And he says, I lived my life like that comic book series Killer B Kill. That comic book series is about a a serial killer vigilante who kills people that there's no comedy in that whatsoever it's about a guy who murders people so that didn't make any sense whatsoever i thought i picked up on that and i figured i'd let you know by and i didn't do my due diligence on that one because i didn't know what that was but if i had a research every nonsensical thing that Todd Myers said, I have other shits that do

it in my life. This guy, nothing he says, makes sense. He does not connect a single dot. It's impossible to follow as a comedian. It's like stabbing your buddy over a sports bat. It's fucking white people. They're so crazy. What guys be like hey I said the rangers are gonna win

all right this is a brilliant breakdown of Vic and her stand-up jokes and I'll just warn you a little trigger warning for Vic this is a person from us today this guy doesn't use the seaweed What was that noise that just happened? That was a text I apologize. Don't be me. Oh popular The horse I did want to fuck my boss, but I was 17 and so his name was Cbisket fuck my boss but I was 17 so his name was Seabiscuit. No that was her name. I only jerked off one horse it's fine. Alright yeah let's listen to the Sastralian. Hey tell this is a boner guy 69 calling. Long time listener and

fan and a recent Patreon. Thanks for a great show guy 69 calling. Long time listener and fan and a recent Patreon-y. Thanks for a great show. Thank you. I was surprised to find people. Do actually give out VIX real number to Patreon-y. We do. When I message her, she's obviously a bit of an attention hawk, because she replied that to her really quickly,

gave me her Instagram some interesting pics on there, but not get any feet pics yet a bit disappointed but I'm working on it so hopefully we'll get some of those soon. Just what's the bonus episode with her stand-up well it's a bit on the rush side. It's only thinking Australia's an island that's not so good and that somehow her mum fled Russia, fled Stalin from Russia with a kid, when Stalin died in 53, and then somehow came to the States and had Vick, but Vick doesn't seem to be like 40 or 50 years old, so I was kind of a bit confused on the maths there, I don't know, maybe her mum stayed first

holding to her 80s or so, I don't know, know whatever and then she says she's a minority on two counts because she's a Russian Jew Don't think that that adds up really I mean I'd say she is a minority on at least two counts being a midget That's that's certainly a minority and then Daddy issues, but no Sector assault in her past that's definitely another minority as well But about that thing I mean don't feel bad about not being raped yet. You just haven't let the right guy, but see that there, I'm sure. So, you know, keep your hopes up. Anyway, Carl, thanks for a great show. Keep up the good work. Call me

back. You fucking faggot. All right. Geez. Absorbs go warp today. Okay. No, yes. This guy messaged me and said he was leaving a vo voice mail. He's actually Tasmanian. That's not Australian you fucking retard Okay, he sounded Australian no, uh, yeah, and he said he's slightly autistic He's high functioning his therapist suggested he was saying I want to be was still able to pick up the stand-up wasn't that good right I want to address some of his critiques here and the first one being the math issue your mom was concerned about the Nazis and Stalin you how is that possible how old was your mom which you had to have another question yeah why is why is your stand-up act about fucking genocide what are you talking about? Why do you think that?

It always gets a big wall from people. What are you doing? You know, that's a good question. I don't have an answer. I plead the fifth. Which question are you putting into the fifth to hold your mommas? Oh, no, no. My mom was born in like 64.

It's just like her grandma cursed her instead of if she ever married a German. Oh, doctor, one day we'll have big swollen the red feet her grandma cursed her and said if she ever married a German a little like this person. Oh, Doctor one day we'll have big swollen red feet and the drums. Alright, sorry I misnationed you, sir. I didn't realize you were from Tasmania. You all saw falling to me.

I'm just gonna county's match heads now okay uh... that's uh... energy drink i wants to talk about john's caffeine intake hey carl though i i'm a bit of a uh... caffeine addict myself so here john talk about it was really funny

he said that he drank forty eight ounces of caffeine. First of all, not how you measure caffeine. It's measured in milligrams, typically. Second of all, 48 ounces, that is three cans of energy drinks. That's kind of a lot for his age, actually, like a lot. After everyone in his life told him that they didn't want a podcast with them. I think, I think you might be trying to do a hard attack and kill them so. I, I actually think that might be one to do it. Alright, bye, though. All right. Thanks for your insights. Is he saying he's trying to like, oh, D on Red Bull? Is that his thing? I mean, John's definitely killing himself slow. Those are like $4 each, I don't know.

Yeah, right, I wouldn't be the way to do it. Hey, producer Chris getting in on the action here of the voice mowers. Does he always sit there and suck his thumb through the whole show? It's really weird. I know, it's off putting. It's why I don't look at him.

I've just been looking at you. Yeah, it's smiley weird. The one thing he's supposed to do is have a beard for me. Now, after you, after you couldn't get a mic ultra, he brought you a white cloth natural live art salsa. I'm going to self-invite you over. Can you do this over Discord next time? No.

Just do this from your house. The worst. All right, this is a voice gallery whilst I talk about producer Chris. I just want to say, who the fuck is producer Chris? That is what i think what the fuck is producer christian mousy and last but

also the god damn phone that's that i don't forget appreciate carl i fucking listen to your dumbass boy i don't have to put here for their christmas boy i don't listen to fucking uh...

little load all the return guests you have on the guy that i'm not and i guess you can have a good that fucking me bonus episode about her standout that actually cringey i think i got like five minutes in the kind of of the itself

you christ a producer sure got the more yourself and fuck you, Chris, the producer, show your goddamn or mouth. I'm a bit professional stock. He's got a point. He does. He's got a point. I don't know, Carl. I think you just wanted your own Sean. Possibly. It's quite in the back.

Sean is anything of a quiet these days. All right. People are flocking to Patrick Michael's Patreon because he's putting out such dynamite content over there on pod culture. I don't know if you guys knew that. I think the shaman's blocking you was a marketing strategy because, man, I'm going to go pay is what, what, $2 for his Patreon. So listen to him, bitch about you for 20 minutes. Absolutely. Good job, Shaman. And yet it is is funny when he's losing his mind even if he is unstable especially because he's unstable

Yeah, he's a marketing genius. He has 11 patrons He would be 12 but he kicked me off He could didn't kick you off. Yeah, it's a money. He won't take my money He blocked me from patreon. He's very upset with him. It'll fix a patreon and and you know what else? I'm in big trouble big trouble. You know, big trouble. You know, it would be funny if I counter suit him for the three dollars. He took a mind You're so mean just to these up. I'm so you mother funny question.er Question how much your honor listen to this content that I pay three dollars for it Explained to be all this is worth and even a penny I am willing to bet that all 11 of those patrons immediately Send Carl the full and be three of every episode

X-Nay on the with tray. Well you fucking edit this All right, this is It's 11 emails the second the fucking show posts. This is more about I think Vic. I think this is a That's really funny. That's true. Oh, guess who called in? This is the first time on our voicemail line. DeepDiscout. We called it to the show. DeepDiscout DVDs?

Yeah. Hey, Carl. This is DeepDiscount. This is how I talk. How's it going, buddy? It's been a moment here. Couldn't help but to notice that up. Now you're showing out for some man-scaping company.

What's the deal with that, dude? Listen, man, I've seen your face before and I want you to look in the mirror. Do an exercise. You really want us to meet. Do you see a guy who would regularly trim the hairs around his genitals? Or do you see someone more likely to be sitting on his couch downstairs and popcorn grease on his fingers watching movies or shows available for purchase online at a deeply discount rate. You're the marketing with your buddy so you let me know. Three, two, one, fuck you call from WATP. Come back. That's great. Well done. Well done.

You are born with a DVD guy that you are a hygiene person. Listen, nobody in this room knows anything about my balls. So let's start chirping about that. But I will tell you this. Interesting news on the- I guess so. They grin creepily. On the man-scaped front.

I got a note back from the advertiser saying that our promo code was posted somewhere online And so a lot of people used it and so I now have to change it and it's gonna be WATP 20 or something like that We're changing the promo code because it was too successful Yeah, thank you. I'm like wait people used it. You're upset about that. Is about that is a possible just really good shilling years Dick mentioned actually told that story bad business Dick mentioned told the story of when they were doing biggest problem in the universe They had a promo code for a product and they thought for sure that it must have gotten out somewhere

because they had some people redeem it and they made them change the promo code. It's like, you mother fuckers. Why would you put it out? I don't understand. Anyway, what's it? FUNSTOPP20. Manscapes.com.

How long does that thing have on it? W-ATP20. How long have a handle? Yeah, just cure. How much you try mine afterwards, all right? All right. We'll jump over one upstairs and try it out. Oh, Call Her Daddy is a show that I've always said

is listened to by teenage boys, maybe Twinis. I don't know what it is. Call Her Daddy? Yeah, what is it? That's that horse show with the horse to talk about doing horse stuff. Oh, let me, let me jog your memory here real quick. They say things like this.

Monster me and don't say shit for a tension. It's not cute. Oh hot. Yeah, they really, they really get you going, Delta. Oh, yeah. All right, here's a voice Mal about that. I wonder if they fled russian ageniside hey i just recently became a patreon listen to your episode number five where

you talk about called her daddy podcast or whatever and you were wondering who listens to it is it like thirteen seventeen year old boys yeah well i'm like twenty five years old i don't listen to it but i went on dates with like three different girls around my age who told me that they listened to it uh... this goes about saying but those were only first date because i immediately told them that i listened to you are the spot cast

told them that uh... i've received a lot of data and yeah i'll probably be single forever but just want to let you know I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates.

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I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates. I've never seen a lot of dates. I you got to roommate with a fan. You're roommate also listening to that? Oh, she loved them. She was all up in the gossip too.

So why is it, is it because it makes you feel like lots of a slot if you listen to slots talking about a slotty there? No, it's for like women who are like unsure about sex. They're like, oh, like I don't know if I can be sexy. So then they listen to this shit and then get like a tiny ego boost. So they can be like, hey, I want to suck your dick and just be a whore.

All right. Well, in that case, they're doing a good service. Yeah. No, they really are. I take back everything I ever said about the color of dead. Yeah, delete that episode. Yeah. Yeah.

They're great. They're great. Yeah. You're welcome. And you too could suck dick. All right. No wonder her roommate got COVID. I'm just saying.

No, she was looking at sex positions to where she couldn't spread it Oh Really so you isn't it like it was wait a second it's doggy style Look wait a second your roommate who has COVID was I mean I look at how she could still fuck without giving it to somebody else Yes, it's all like doggy style where you won't like share breath. It's doggy style, but you can't fart That's the trick there because if you fart it's fucking if they fart over fuck if your mouth is open Getting coming from a fart while fucking a fat chick doggy style is the worst way Trump has said this many times The worst way to get COVID-19 actually is the best way

It's the worst way to get COVID-19. Actually, it's the best way. It's the fastest way. She's crazy. Oh God. Yeah. No, I'm pretty sure I got it from her, because I had her like lick my door handle and like cough on my mouth. Hey, how bad do you like to fix a pocket smells?

Or apartment smells. Just a smell of the whole thing. I have an air pitifier. Why do you know about your roommate's browser history? Is she just leaving all the tabs open? She's looking up on a fuck with COVID and you're finding that on the computer? No, she told me that's what she was looking for.

Women just say shit. I'm looking to figure out how the fuck go COVID. Can I just explain to her real quick? I'm fascinated by Vix roomate right now. Can she be on this segment of the show? Oh, hell yeah, dude. Yeah, she can't read. She can't read worse than me. I had a look at pictures. I want to get her on the show. What's your roommates name? Lindsay? How did you meet Lindsay? She worked at Panera Bread? Oh, yeah, I was her manager.

Okay, so you got a little bit of power over her, huh? Okay, so you got a little bit of power over her huh? I guess so. Interesting. We're interesting dynamic you got going on there. Hey Lindsay, I need a roommate. Oh, Kai, Vic Well, Vic I got to make the soup She's like she's like a Mexican lady. I don't know what she want. Oh, oh my god. Fair enough. You're roommate some Mexican lady they've lived. Tell me she queens the apartment.

Please. Oh, yeah, she does. Nice. That's what you're roommate. She is. Sleevely. She's here illegally. She's still on the payroll panero. And we're fucking cleaning her house. Cripple Jesus. We get diseases, oh no, that's a problem.

Cripple Jesus called into the show. Cripple Jesus is still in our discord and we board the show to this guy yet. Oh, he's there, sweet. Cripple Jesus called into the show. Hey Carl, it's Cripple Jesus here. I was listening to the show the last episode and it's It's very rare that I get angry when I listen to your show. Are you doing like to listen to the show?

But this Fucking Ralph guy is a clown. Don't have a mind again. He relates everything back to oh This reminds me when I did in the city podcast those are the radio mother fucker the whole point of this show is to shit on city podcast nobody wants to hear about your city podcast we're here to talk about how OP can't podcast that's that's the point of the show I don't give a shit about your show I'm fucking gas digital Yeah, that guy sucks car. Oh don't ever have a mind again and Shout out to the discord to for just making that guys who like a total spurred and

making like guys who like a total spurt. And by the way, Carl, I'm gonna get one of those ball chambers. Yes. That's how about the show. Thank you. I will call back in and let you know how it goes. You can't use it as a crutch. To show our buddy, have clothes on as much as possible.

And don't fuck yourself. Cripple Jesus, thank you very much. So cripple Jesus called into the kill stream when I was on There's a knife you there cripple Jesus Ralph what's up, buddy? He fucking he called in just some other fuck roughs up again I'm a kill street right now He's really gonna think we're fucking roughs up this guy Street right now He's really gonna think we're fucking real sudden this guy

Hey CJ, I want to apologize to you because I think I played a couple drops after you called him that were very mean Oh, no, they were great. Um, I I was pretty hard at those I just wanted everybody to know that I actually sent Vic that text I was asking if I could suck your toes because I'm trying to get corona. So you're trying to get the virus to you so you get it out of the way? No, well, I want to prove to everybody that it's such a fucking weak virus that it can't even kill a cripple because even when the Chinese make their viruses, they can't even do that properly.

Everything made in China is shit. It's a good point. Well, just open that mouth next time, she's far, it's crippled Jesus. Well, I think this is actually something that Vic can finally give back to the WATP community. She's taken so much. Vic, will you allow our whispers to suck your toes, so they can get COVID and get it over with? Yeah, I'll only allow the funny ones so at the moment just cripple Jesus cripple Jesus in and Good Doug. Okay, you listen to Doug from good test great movies. You can suck

Hell yeah, can you get COVID from sucking tell us us, cripple Jesus, is this a thing? I don't know about this. You probably can. I have a quick fetish, you can go, I can't use my own, so somehow the MB turned them to a rouseau at some point. Oh my God, I always premature ejaculate

when they wiggle their toes. You can do that! Hey C.J. man, you really gotta think about this. Do you know what Vicks feet probably look like? Looks like a loaf of sourdough from Panera just the crust and everything I mean, I don't know if you've ever heard my calling on the Dixiel, but the cow would you win? And I fuck I got a feeling that Rick isn't that bad really would you win my fuck I got a feeling that Rick is a bad man. Really?

He cares. And yeah, there's a lot of cottage cheese kits in my rotation, unfortunately. Oh no. We're going away over but I'm going to keep you on the show if you can for a second. Cripple Jesus, we got another collar here. He's like funny wheels. Yeah, right. He's the funny version of wheels, correct. We got another collar here who also hated Ralph Sutton.

What's listen to this? W-A-T-P. Hey, what's up, Carl Orino? First time caller, long time listener. What the fuck was up with that last host you had? Holy shit. It's obvious that guy has never listened to your fucking show! God damn!

I sympathize with him, I did radio for 16 years, that guy is me! Man fuck you dickhead, it's who are these podcasts! There's a shit on these podcasts, god damn it! Man, what a fucking asshole asshole stop having these has been radio guys on your show and that last podcast you reviewed was so devoid of fucking humor here I got some real jokes for you Carl what's the difference between me and a book a book has papers book papers ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I thought, God damn. Well, Carl, you have a good one and call me back. I think we should call this guy back.

I think he's funny. He's a good broadcaster. I suspect he's like a Russian boss. Like that was very weird. I'm calling him right now. All right. I think I bullied this guy and calling. Oh really?

All right, good. Let's give him a call, let's see if he answers. What's his name? I don't know. Okay. Hey, what's up, man? This is Carl from Who Are These Podcasts. I'm here with your friend, Vic. Say hi, Vic. Hello.

Hello, and also, uh, cripple Jesus is here. What's up, buddy? Anything on your phone? Yeah, man. If you get this voicemail, call back the number that just called you. We'll be here for another like five minutes or so. And we can chat.

Love your voicemail. A lot of people dislike Ralph Sutton. So we enjoyed that. And I'll see your Mexican impression. Spot on the best Carlos. Let's see how it ever went. That's what I was thinking. Dude, all right, buddy.

Call us back. The only other time I called someone back who said, call me back, the person picked up. And that's why I haven't done it. So I'm like, I'm not gonna get better than that. Bad thing, 100. I think I remember that. I think it was on that show.

I was saying he's selling a car and that's how he picked up. Yeah, he happened to have something like Craigslist. He's like, I just answered my phone all the time. Cause I was like, who the fuck is this phone with someone random person calls them? All right. But if he tells him what to call you back, how long I did use a different number to call him just now. Proves some real pro moves.

Oh, I know we're running over, but I have a question for you, buddy. Yeah, what's up? Are you fat? I'm not skinny. Yeah, I know Benny is fat. How can I be? Every many is a 350 pounds,

that's true. That's true. That's true. That's a good point. I'm sub 200 pounds. If that sounds you anything. You kind of had a fat voice just like I have a tired voice. Yeah, I relate to you in that way.

I've been told that a lot, but let me tell you something though. Fat boys just like I have a tired voice. Yeah. I'm gonna wait to you in that way. I've been told that a lot, but let me tell you something though, I'm less than 200 pounds without the wheelchair. So if I was in the chair and be a lot more. Yeah, I've been told that I sound fat and everyone's always surprised I'm not fat when they see me,

which is like, I guess a couple, man. I guess. I think when people see me, they're like, yep, that's what I thought. Every time. If you want to see Vinnie, just go to my OnlyFans page. It's OnlyFans.com slash Carl Creepoff. Yeah, that's the one.

That's the one. Could I plug my OnlyFans? Yeah, please. Yeah, let's do it. Oh, it's OnlyFans.com slash CaptainCatador. CaptainCatador. What do you do on your Only your own fans what will we see if we go on there yeah uh the fifty-hour donors they will get a male the used shipbag guys let's support cripple Jesus because poker ain't free skydives the buy-in buddy. I swear to God. I want to donate

I know this poor guy He's on the government doll and he wants to turn it into more money. Why wouldn't he? Right. That's true I mean, hopefully this is just the visual pee pod. That's what I'm hoping this is. Yes correct It's like taking the pee pot to the next level. Even if you don't like me, even if you like, I fucking hate crippled Jesus. Think of all the strippers that are starving right now, because they're not getting your money from me. That's a good point. This guy's a better salesperson than I have.

He's doing a good job. By the way, that guy that we just tried to call, he called back in again. He's got another voicemail here. Let's listen to that. Hey, I forgot to mention in my last voicemail. It isn't fucking dead yet. Can you tell her to fucking call me? I had also fucking the worst diarrhea of my goddamn life.

I mean, it sounded like I was a citizen from my fucking asshole. And I want to go get tested for COVID and fortunately or unfortunately, I didn't have it. But I still got like two weeks off of work paid, which was pretty fucking nice. But yeah, totally back. All right, Carl. So Vick, you said that this person did reach out to you? Uh, yeah, he texted me. He's like a caretaker for some old lady. I need to be that old lady. This guy's shitting all over the place. He's like, hey, that's my job.

He's still in my thunder. She did it. Hey, Ruth, what's going on in your room? She's like, I've been wearing diapers. I don't even remember pooping on the stairs Holy shit, Vic maybe if you call him right now, he'll actually pick up because it's your number Sure, why not? Alright give me a call This is my do-show fucking with college

Oh, it's called people Who are these voice-mellors? Can you do crippled Jesus? Oh, fuck. Can you do classy? Do crippled Jesus a favor and dial with your toes. I think they're a little too crusty at the moment. It all shoulda get to his no crust.

Dry cumb. Dry crippled cumb. Oh no, he's not answering. Oh. All right, we tried. Okay. Yeah, watch a place number again. Whoops. I guess so much work to need to hire out.

It's a good thing we're not doing the creep off tomorrow. Yeah, we work it over time. Cripple Jesus buddy, thanks for calling in on the kill stream. Thanks for joining us today. Thanks for listening. You're the best buddy. No problem, my big. I want those feet fixed later.

Oh yeah, you'll get a baby boy. No problem. Awesome, awesome. See you later, call. So, Yeah, you'll get a baby boy no problem awesome awesome Vic teasing more guys with promises of feedbacks never gonna happen. Yeah, no apparently last time I got like blackout drunk. I Like some guy in a wheelchair past Just on the street. I was like I'd date a cripple So I don't know what that means. Who told you you did that, C.G.

He started it with our daughter, she said it. She said, I'd date a cripple. Is that the Mexican roommate? The female Mexican roommate, but she sounds like she's that. Yeah, because last show, crippled Jesus was on, I had a drink that night. So very fun. Cool. That night the night before the night after. Vic, when you got another standup coming up anytime soon or is

California shut down again? No, California shut down again. Damn it. Yep. Got any new jokes you want to work out on the show right now? Fuck no, go fuck yourself. If you need any assistance writing jokes, Vic, you could always, you know, just go fuck yourself. If you need any assistance writing jokes, Vic, you could always, you know, just go fuck yourself. Oh boy. All right. Thanks for coming on, Vic. Anything you want to plug your promote? And Eric, Pinarra have us. Like your asshole with the fucking run. All right. All right. Thanks for coming on. Thanks for hanging on everybody. We, uh, we called that the stinger. They don't let you use that no more.