Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep216 - The Brent Hatley Show

Episode Date: July 26, 2020

Brent Hatley used to have segments on the Howard Stern Show that would gross everyone out as he talked about him and his wife having sex with random strangers. Howard somehow made him interesting enough to be a regular segment for years. When he started his own show the novelty wore off about thirty minutes in to episode number 1.  Andeee and I did way too much prep, I hope you have some time to kill. We discuss the Tom Myers twitter feud, Stuttering John getting trolled, Patrick Michael blasting us from behind the paywall (again), Opie geting a puppy, The Fighter and the Kid getting the 'rona, the exciting (depressing) return of Jerry Banfield, and Vic's roommate's OnlyFans. All this and more. Yikes. Support us: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Support Lindsey: https://onlyfans.com/violetvoltt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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But before we get to that exciting moment, the hang part of the show, the show part. Before we do that, we're reviewing a podcast called the Brent Hattley show. It's not really a podcast. This is a suggestion from Marquet. It's actually a Twitch stream. Right. What this is. Andy and I both listen to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.

Let's get into it. Brent Hatley used to be on Bubba the Loves Punch and then he became a member of the Howard Stern Show, okay, which is where I know him from. Yeah. He was frequently on air. Yeah, he was frequently on air and the way he was getting on air was by talking about all of his sex campaigns with his wife.

They are swingers and all they talk about is really gross sex stuff. Yeah. And listening to this show reminded me of how much I hated Brent on the Howard Stern Show. It's just, should I don't want to think about, or hear ugly people talk about.

Right. It's a bunch of fours talking about how horny they are for each other. Correct. God, it's like, really? The worst thing that they could have done is televised, like made a video thing. At least if it's audio, you can be like, oh, maybe they're hot. But then they show up on their Twitch stream and you're like,

oh, they're disgusting. This is disgusting. I'm disgusted. Yes. Exactly. And it's interesting because you have this guy who's been in radio. The reason why I set it up with, he was on Bubba's Laws Budget on Howard Stern. He's been on large radio shows.

He has no idea how to broadcast. It's baffling. And then they have this other guy Jeff on there who's also from Bubba. Yeah, and I don't know what he's doing. He's just like staring at a computer screen and giggling. Yeah, and it's interesting. The show starts, they have these fun little cartoon graphics

where Brent looks like he's in the isotopes. He looks like Kroge and then they have a real sexed up version of his wife that's unrealistic. And then it's just like, and Jeff Linton, it's just a black form of, with no thought, at whatsoever put into this guy being on the show, it's really, well, it actually is very fitting then

for what his role is on the show. And I think where he ended up with the show. So there's a ton of episodes of this, and I was gonna get get into it and people were sending me clips and things and I realized it's just too much Brent Hattley. So the only thing that I did was they recounted the time that Brent went to LA with the Stern Show back in October last year. Okay. They made this trip and I was listening to the Stern Show back then. So I remember all of this. They made a trip out to LA and Brent was given permission to sleep with some chicks while he was out there.

And that was gonna be a big deal. And so the episode that I listened to was two hours of them talking about that. Oh, only two. Because I listened to the first one. Uh-huh. Three fucking hours. Oh, you listened to a three hour long podcast. It was maddening.

It ruined my whole week. It took me forever to figure out how to fucking watch it. It took me forever to figure out how to clip it. It took me forever to listen to it. It ruined M-series. It took me all week. Have you noticed this, Charlie Lakers? People come over here and they're pissed about the amount of homework they have to do.

What are people just gonna stop coming out of this show? Shhh. No, I don't wanna do that. It sounds terrible. I don't wanna do that. It sounds terrible. I really should start saying, no, we're not doing that one. You probably should.

I said to the one to watch, no, I didn't watch it. It's spent three hours at the time. The first thing you sent me was the first episode. Oh. That's the one I watched. Oh, God. I didn't get a chance to check that one out. But I'll join Switch for this. Did you really? Did you give the money?

Because this is a page of the money. No, I didn't give the money. No, I didn't give the money. But that one out but I joined switch for this did you really did you give the money because this is a page No, I didn't give a money, but after I listen to dick masters and talk about the guy that's suing twitch because he jerked off so hard that Yeah, he's shaved his tip and short circuit it is computer cuz it's so hot. I was like well, let's see what's going on in twitch It's pretty fucking boring honestly. Yeah, Twitch is not a place that I would go. It would be my first go to for jerk off material. No. This guy obviously doesn't know about my free cabs.com. But yeah, you go on there and then Brits trying to bleed you

for fucking money. It's like, fuck off, dude. I'm not picking you. Well, they have 5,900 subscribers to their channel or the show or whatever it is. They do not, really? I think so. Because a lot of it is ads for like,

hey, watch this one and then you look down and it says, three views. No. Who the fuck is watching? Just because that was subscribed. This is going to be their actually interest. Yes. I mean, Brent is well-known.

Brent Hentley got a lot of air time. I mean, I knew who he was. I'm the always- I'm the always- A lot of the pods that we do where like, I don't even even know who this is until we start talking about it. So, let's get back to Jeff real quick and then we can move on from him. Yeah.

He has nothing to add to the show. Here is a joke that he throws out there because we're talking about playing poker. You can only imagine the quick wit on this guy. He was out playing poker and trying to play poker, playing poker and trying to poker. Yeah, right? There's been no laughs. What do you mean?

I'm not. This is the level of entertainment that we're talking about. These people have nothing to talk about. And Brent Hattley is only remotely interesting when Howard Stern is driving the conversation. Yeah. And directing him on where to go. and remotely interesting when Howard Stern is driving the conversation. Yeah. And directing him on where to go.

Brett by himself with his fucking annoying wife. Oh! Speaking of annoying wives, Caitlin, they're all drinking. And Caitlin, I know, it's crazy. And Caitlin is burping and like really happy about it as if this is in 2020, this is edgy for content. Whoa, they're burping on Twitch.

No strong yet. So here's a couple examples of that. And so I was lucky enough to be selected to get. That one had a little bit of steam. Thanks. That was only on for like a couple of sips. Got a crawl for you, Walt. That's true.

I'm trying to get through a broadcast. I'm sorry. A realistic broadcast. How old are these people? They're like, well, that was a good burp. Yeah. Oh, good one. That happens about four times in episode.

Yep. There's another one. So we wanted to make it fair and equal as possible. So we're both going to hook up with the same amount of people while we were gone. Right. So in. Oh my god.

Can I get through a broadcast without you interrupting? Maybe. Oh my god. Probably not. I'm drinking beer so I'm gonna have a little bit. Does that sound like an attractive person to you? One more. It's not. It's not the trend of spoiler alert. One more perpere. One, no this came up to Monday. Oh my God. Was the Benji bit on Monday. And you must have do a whole different episode. What do you got buddy? You got to cut the cells up the show for you? Well, I got Brett is very excited to have his own show clip for. All right. We've been doing it for a long time. So we're ready to. We're ready to bring this into fruition now and do a full show every day.

Get crazy. Yeah, I mean, I'm on board. Like that. To rats. We can all look forward to more of that. Okay, so this is the very first episode that came on on 420, right? Yeah. So, clever. Yeah, I know, good one. So, he's all excited, and I have, because he talks about why he left Stern, and I don't know if he talked about that on the episode that you listened to. That's all he ever talks about. Okay, here's three things to talk about.

Bubba, Howard, or swinging. Yes. And drinking. Right. But swinging and drinking usually go hand in drinking. Right. But swinging and drinking usually go hand in hand. Right. Okay.

It's a lot of that. Alright, so let's talk about him leaving Howard Stern and the reasons why. Do you have any clips that, uh, re-describes that? I have some of you don't. I have more clips about, clip nine is, you know, them sort of justifying that they wanted to leave Stern. Right. Yeah, let's hear that.

Okay, let's hear that. And I've had this vision to do this show and Jeff will tell you, we've had this vision for many years, for two decades at least. Yes, it's been about 20 years, we've had this vision to do this show. So this isn't, what the point I want to make is this isn't new and this isn't all of the sudden and this isn't coming out of nowhere. No, no, this was this was something we had planned for a long time. And also, you know, we actually took a long time. It wasn't just something that we were like, oh, we're going with Twitch and that's it. And we talked

this through and through and then we talk with our agent. Yeah. And then we, you know, once we decided we were definitely doing this, we contacted Jeff and said, hey, are you ready to go? I know that this is, we've been talking about this for a while. Are you ready? And he was like, fuck yeah. So for 20 years, we talked about being, instead of being omnipresent on the Howard Stern show, let's be barely present on Twitch.

Right. Call Jeff. Yeah. And they make us seem like Twitch was reaching out to them, like, which could not wait to get the Brent Hattley show on their platform. Because how are we going to get these boomers who think bubble the love spot? Just funny. How are we going to get them to watch? Twitch. It's good. Brent Hattley and Jeff.

Contact my agent. It's so stupid. Agent, reach out to Twitch. So this is, this isn't explaining why he left Howard Stern on this episode from May 7th. So this would be a few weeks after what we just played for you. What caused me to leave was I'd had enough of being in New York City and I'd had enough of being on other people's shows. That's why I've done my whole career. I wanted to do this show that we're doing here with these people for you our way. Okay, you always know when someone's lying when they have a whole bunch of reasons.

Well, I do want to be in New York anymore. Plus, you know, I've always wanted to do my own, so I don't want to be on Stern's show. And then I know that he's lying because Caitlin falls up with a completely different story right after that. Doesn't hurt too, too. And I want to point out, these levels are all

over the fucking place. He's a professional broadcasters. She's so far away from him. The mic. She's been a care of mumbling. Yeah. Bruns holding the microphone like he's in a metal band. Yeah.

Up at his face. It's like two times. You guys sound like, right. It's like you guys sound like shit. Your show sounds like shit. Yeah, this is an art fault that it sounds like shit people. For once. All right, here we go.

Doesn't hurt too. We don't, first off, everybody knows the deal with how it's contract. Nobody has any idea what he's doing at the end of the year. Who wants to be with 80 other people, or however many people work there, looking for a job in radio, if Howard were to not sign a new contract. We're not even, yeah, we sign a new contract.

We're not even, yeah, we signed a new contract. So, you know, he's, no one said anything still. Nobody knows but him what's going on. So I'd rather go through the pain now. Right. And when we still can. So she just described that Howard might not continue to do his show and that's why they like,

which makes no sense because she goes, well then there'll be 80 people out of a job all looking for a job in radio, but I thought you wanted to do this show that's not on radio. Yeah, we were just waiting for this for 20 years. Yeah, so what does that have to do with anything? What are you talking about?

Why would you leave the Howard Stern show because you thought maybe he wouldn't renew his contract in a year? Yeah, because they're lying about it. Because they're lying. Yeah. Mildeth. I have a clip 10, which is another justification

for why their wide bread got fired, basically, but why they would leave. OK. So T-backs and bikinis and titties about them. And it's what's funny is a lot of people think that you took this major peg to do the whole thing yourself. The thing is, is it was so expensive to live. Yeah, you made good money. But it was so expensive to live. It's like night and day.

Down here you can live on almost nothing. Right. Well, it's a good thing that you can live on nothing, because that's how much you're making now. Right. Yeah, it worked out well. Let's not get it, man. I don't know how much Howard pays to his staff. I don't think it's a ton. Yeah.

And I don't even know what's up to Howard. It's probably up to serious. But living in New York sucks. Oh, yeah. It's a cost of living there. This is a good time to get the fuck out there. Right, that's why when you look at how much people are offering when they're making job offers

for you to go work there, there're always like six figure salaries. Yeah, because your take home is in the toilet because of the rent and how much food is and all the blah blah blah But you know, I got a pro tip for you though. Just stop paying the rent You can save so much money when you just don't pay your right you just declare squatters, right? If you live in New York, then you cannot be evicted if you don't pay your rent. This is a new rule or a law or whatever the fuck quamos got it. Is this pre-COVID? No, this is post-COVID, right? So just not paying your rent.

Yeah. What are they gonna do? What the fuck? Beat up your landlord. You now make $3,000 more dollars of mod. Congratulations. All right, I want to talk about the way these fucking idiots talk, because it's so obnoxious. I find it to be off-putting and unfunny.

I'll play a couple examples, and then we can get into it. This is Brent explaining the sexy head with some chicken LA. We get into a couple of different situations. You start lapi lapriting. Yeah, that's. And then the 60's design. And then we start having sex. And then she's like, oh, doggy's my favorite.

So we're doing disoggy. And then I start spanking her. And she's like harder, harder. And like, it was like So when you're not funny or witty or have anything interesting to say you just start to say words that are Nonsense cold to try to be interesting like it's 1998 and your Snoop Dogg Lappy Lappy Lapper tenning her Pizz This is an adult who'll be saying this is an adult who's exciting this. This is an adult. He started 60 niz-igning her.

60 niz-igning? Right. Does he make sense? What could have been a sexy story is now a doctor's Zeus book. We did a desoggy style. You did? Fuck you.

Nonsense. Here's another example of us. Once we finished the first time, she was like, hey, you want to, you want to, you want to, you want to, you want to, you want to do it again? How long does she was like, hey, you wanna, you wanna, you wanna, you wanna you wanna Thiz again? How long does she see your Diz before you Fizzed again?

Probably about five minutes. She got it really, you know. Rock hard. Yeah. Ugly people saying, since your Diz until you Fizz, it's not fun. No, it's not fun to watch. It's not fun to think about.

Oh God. Oh, speaking of things that aren't fun to think about Caitlin talks about they had so much sex when he got back from LA. I'm sorry guys They had so much sex That her beef was swollen, but my beef was so sore and swollen that when I walked it actually turned me on that when I walked it actually turned me on. That's how you make fucking sense. Where's my drop for that? That doesn't make any sense, this doesn't make any sense, Rick.

Oh my god. Yeah, my private parts were in so much pain that I was just jizzing every, every way all the time. What? My clip 8 is a super cut of a lot of the gross sex talk. Three hours of podcasting. It's not even all of it.

It's just a lot of it. Okay. So what she's talking about is we have an extra room here at the house and we're looking for a sex slave to fill that room up, right? That's what we're gonna go in. That's what we're gonna go with. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Tongue or pong? Oh my god. Well, well, pung tongs we figured it out I mean you know I don't care. I'm interested in curious and everything and slinky and he's like you If it's small and ugly all laugh if it's nice and big I'll go hmm And if it's titties I don't care they can be saggy they can be big they can be small I don't care lucky. I'm not sitting next to you. I would lick your face. Oh'm happy. Yeah, you stay over there. You don't need to lick my face. That's Everybody settled there.

We'll kick back off the swinging and the clam licking. What what else you got? Oh, I was just gonna say I actually really enjoy walking around nude In fact, I'm fine to find a bar that will let me In fact, we're trying to find a bar that will let me I just finally got car love for all of them I'm not gonna need a shot Fuck that, I want a fire pit, I want some bush light Maybe some shots, I want to get fucking nuts And maybe fuck half the people at the What about a trailer?

I've been in trailers a lot of them are very nice That's what I'm talking about That tracks Yeah So I guess what we're doing right now, what Andy and I are doing, is we were tortured this week and now we're tortured. I love you.

You're gonna be so sorry to me. Sorry to me. Cause I was thinking about while that was playing, I'm like, why are we making people listen to this? I'm like, oh that's like, cause we had a lesson today. That's actually quite justified. Yeah.

Here's even more sex talking. Of the... Yeah, I mean, it was to the point where if I was cooking he would come up and start Losing my my beaver while I was cooking and so I'd have to put I'd have to turn the burner off and we'd do it and then I finished cooking and then while we were eating This is the same meal while we were eating I would start sizzling his days With a mouth full of guacamole. What are you doing? You're so fucking disgusting. They're so disgusting I don't want to hear about sex during dinner. Yeah, like food and sex are very separate It's a big red flag when you when you have to eat and have sex at the same time like I

I just can't wait I can't put the food down long enough to take it. When you say red flag, you mean mental illness? Is that what you're referring to? I agree. And I hate how Caitlin talks about hot she is. Her self esteem is a little bit out of whack. It's Patrick Michael level. It's Patrick Michael levels. That was David. This is her talking about hot she is and how hot their sex was and I don't even fucking know but Oh my god so hot so I show like I open the door this lingerie where there's like the bra is open and hanging out and like they have matching thong and stuff and

We started having sex and we didn't have sex. I set to sleep a few hours here and there for like a week. Yeah, I actually called out a work a few days so that I could be with Brent and have sex. Found it. Oh My god, and by the way lingerie is not hot. It's the person wearing the laundry I had this laundry that was hot if that's not possible. Yeah, no one wants to see your body her boobs are fucking stupid She got a boob job and they're stupid looking big look like idiots That's not possible. No one wants to see your body her boobs are fucking stupid She got a boob job and they're stupid looking big look like idiots

Your dog idiots fucking stink Jesus Christ well in my clip one they talk about all these things that they're gonna do on the channel The you we're gonna go to New Orleans all the time, we're gonna have beach volleyball, it's gonna be the world's greatest sleepover every night, and then one of the things, Caitlin is going to do yoga for like a fitness hour on one of the nights. Yeah, so that clip one is them describing that. Just to give you an idea, Wednesday night

we're going to get sweaty with Caitlin. So you'll see these bombs shaking around as she lead you through exercises. I heard that this channel got shut down, do you? Right? This is your hair and a screen grab of Caitlin doing yoga. Oh my gosh, she's fat. Oh god. It's a green screen and she is on a dock in front of a lake. And the green screen is like cut out at the knees. It looks like she's fallen through the dock. That's so stupid. Do they know that there's actually hot chicks who are naked on the internet all the time?

Yeah. Do they know what they're competing with? By the way, because we can all see her and she's talking about hot chias and how sexy she is all the time, they do have to say this, which I thought was whole areas. Not he saw pictures of me, but he was still I look better in person than in pictures. Oh, yeah, way better in person. Well, I take the best picture of me and I still look better on any day than that picture in person. And so he was pleasantly surprised.

You guys are looking right now and I look like I'm a six, but I'm that picture in person. And so he was pleasantly surprised. You guys are looking right now, and I look like I'm a six, but I'm lay hotter in person. No. Every personal ad has used this argument. It's like, here's a picture of a model that's hot. Call me, you call someone who's not that person shows up. You're so desperate to fucking get laid.

They're like, I guess I'll fuck this slub. That's what's happening here. You know, it's not that you look better in person. It's that they're just, they don't want to start all over from square one and have somebody else that is, you know, whatever lying to them on the internet show up. Seems to me like you're the expert, mom. Yeah, with all the whores. You know about this? lying to them on the internet show up. Seems to me like you're the expert, mom. Yeah, with all the whores.

You know about this. So if you already cut that out and paused, just let me know. I am. So joking. So you can leave it in. Sure. We're both. We're both the wicking at each other.

You guys can't see that. I'm winking with you. Joking. Yeah. All right. I love itinking with you. Joke. Yeah. All right. I love it when someone who's unattracted, who talks about hot she is, judges other people's attractiveness. This is always fun.

This doesn't make you a total contor anything. So this guy's name was Tom. This was the guy that was, eh, OK. Like, I don't know. I give him in my book like a five and a half. Damn, Tom took a hit Damn or Tom I mean he was all right again. He was nice I don't know you know whatever is fine. Maybe a six maybe but he's a bubble six. Maybe okay

So Jesus Christ I'm the one judging people's looks around here. Not you can't I'd love to know what you give yourself I'll be throwing out the numbers. Oh by the way Brent rated himself as a seven when he was out the Howard series Judging people looks around here, not you, Caitlin. I'd love to know what you give yourself. I'll be throwing out the numbers. Oh, by the way, Brent rated himself as a seven when he was at the Howard Series. That's insane. Of course it is. He's a fucking troglodyte.

He looks like a shaved ape. So the question at the end of the show, they say we're going to answer any questions you guys have. We're going to answer anything you guys have. So one of the questions was about Caitlin getting an only fans account. Would Brian be okay with Caitlin having an only fans page? Yeah, of course, but here's the thing. I'd be okay with it and I've and I've warned her about this is going into porn. That's a line that once you cross it, you can't uncross it.

Yeah. So, all right. Here's the problem, guys, with your business model. If you've been at only fans, it's nothing but smoking hot tans who are taking their clothes off. And then you have Caitlin. Who the fuck is going to want to pay for that? And I think the problem is, Caitlin's one of these chicks who is hot for a, for an employee of the Howard Stern Show's wife, she's attractive. I see what you're saying.

Right? I mean, compared to what these fucking losers, I shouldn't say that. I'm sure they're all very attractive people, but they build it up on the show and make her think that she's like the smoke and hot shit. Compared to everyone in line at 7-11, maybe she's the best looking person.

Maybe. Yeah, where's the 7-11 low-canon? Yeah, maybe. Right, that's the problem with this moment. All right, they're like, an only fan to count. You fucking nuts. You think we're gonna pay to watch you take your clothes off?

I'd give you 20 bucks right now to keep her close on. 20 bucks. Are there also podcast hose controlling their co-hosts? I know only fans. Yeah, yes. I do have an only fan's account. If you want to check out Carl Creep off, you can check that out. All right, Andy, I've been hogging the board.

What do you got, buddy? Okay, well, Brett, I think is trying to do like this frat guy thing. Hey, we're drinking. We're all about drinking Brent's by the way That's Brandon Brendan Off good point Yeah, choose one. Yeah clip two is sort of Brett Brent fretting out. I like that you call this frat hatly. You guys must have had someone my makers mark. No. No, we were with we were

on tequila. That was all you. So it was more than half a bottle, right? No, it wasn't half a bottle. It was about a half a bottle. No, it was about a third. Let's let's be let's let's make a maker's mark. And then you know know I have sipped on a couple of beers is the way that I yeah But you drank a whole quarter of a bottle yourself of make a smart So digging really digging into the makers mark. Yeah, you were digging in when you got junior saying something that you're pepper in the liquor You know you're in a situation. Yeah, so you just can you kept drinking after the show too? You just kept downing the bush light well bush light I mean it's just a sip on uh to sip on we're sipping on our chug in your game. How poor are these people bush light?

I know he brings up bush light so fucking much. He's got to be angling for a sponsor. Oh, they didn't talk about bush light at all in the episode Oh my god, but I did a super cut right after that the clip three Okay, shot the fuck off. This is what they do. I got another one that's like this. Just like, let's lean into this so hard and beat it into the fucking ground. And somebody started digging into the Makers Mark. It's digging into the Makers Mark. You guys must have had someone with my Makers Mark. The Makers makers mark, so digging really digging into the makers mark. You're not getting a sponsorship from makers mark, shut up.

Or bush light. Jesus Christ. See, this is the problem with Twitch in general, is these people have to feel so much fucking tired. If you look at their schedule, they're on like almost every day, for hours. Right.

And they have to feel so much time and it's just the fucking hanging out and chatting with people show. So you're just going to repeat yourself and have nothing to talk about. I know. Especially if your life is I'd run a Twitch stream. One of the world experiences you're going to talk about. I was on the Howard Stern show. Yeah, we know. What else you got? Yeah. I don't know. Well, Bob, I did this one time. He said this. Yeah. Okay. That was 20 years ago. What else did you do? Did you look at the Twitch at all? Yeah. Okay.

Well Jeff's not even on it anymore. Oh, good. Every video that I saw that I tried to get on and then they were like, oh, it'll be six bucks and I said, no, thank you. Six bucks to watch all video of them? Like a from month. Oh, okay.

Six dollars a month. Okay. But if I wanted to watch one, I'd have to pay the six bucks. That's a bad, that's a bad, just a decision. But it's all just the two of them sitting there. And it was a green screen with a shitty green screen. It went from the this one was three hours that I listened to. The one you listened to was two hours. Yeah. Now they're barely one hour. Okay. Good. I don't know what they're running out of shit. I don't know what the fuck they're doing. But it's crashing and burning. I

will say that COVID is not helping, because I think he had a lot of big ideas that he can't possibly execute now because of COVID. So I will concede that, but at the same time, everything that's on there is garbage. You know, if you run a lazy podcast, where you just play other people's clips, COVID has it affected us at all.

That's the difference between us. It's actually easier to do it. It's the difference between a smart format and a ridiculous format. That's a good point. Okay, I want to get into their swinging lifestyle because I find it so fucking obnoxious. And I find these people so annoying and I have a bunch of clips and we actually have a guy in the discord who's a swinger who wants to talk to us a little bit.

I know. I'm not blowing you dude. Well anyway, tell you a beat up. It's not jump to conclusions about who's blowing who. So it starts off. He's talking about there's a 25. So Brent's trying to line up all these chicks when he's out in LA with the Stern Show to fuck. And at the same time, Caitlyn's lining up guys to fuck. And this is like this thing that they're gonna do, where, oh, we'll both go and cheat on each other, because they're a married couple.

We'll both go and cheat on each other, and then we'll get back together and tell the stories of all the people we fucked up. This is kind of setting that up. Got a message from this 25 year old, like randomly, and they just said, hey, Brent, when you're in LA, if you want some 25 year old pussy, just let me know. So I was like, yeah. Yeah. It really is not even a question. And we saw, he showed me pictures of everybody,

and they were all hot, and I was like, good for you. Great. This one was gonna be fun. Yeah, it was awesome. Oh yeah, this is gonna be great. What could possibly go wrong when two people who are married just start sleeping with random people

while they're on the other sides of the country? Yeah. So, and what I'm gonna show you here in the series of clips is that the more open you try to be with the relationship and polyamorous, the more rules are involved. Right. And the more difficult it becomes to follow the relationship and polyamorous the more rules are involved right and the more difficult It becomes to follow the rules and how the rules change and evolve over time But first this is one of the chicks that agreed to fuck

Brent out in LA. Yeah turn out to not be so bright So she gets there and she's an incomplete idiot. I mean she is an idiot one of the biggest idiots I've ever met in life and in any walk of life. Yeah, she agreed to fuck you. She's an idiot. I agree. No shit. They're like so he's talking about his stories and banging playboy models and whoever else and she's talking about going out with guys while she's in New York or New Jersey where we live. Was this woman's pussy retarded? Like, you know, you know, fuck her brain, friend. Yeah. I know, it's a little bit getting sense. I just didn't care for the prostitute's personality.

Well, okay. All right, so then apparently, Caitlin had a date and they had like a rooftop area of the apartment complex where they live and she took him there and that was a bad idea. So, so yes, we had a good time and we walked back to the apartment and we went up to the rooftop or the apartment we had a rooftop.

Which I wasn't happy about. I was not so happy. But I wasn't happy about this, but like for me, it had nothing to do with like a romance it's seen. Alright so Brent was fine with her fucking multiple dudes, but didn't want her going to the rooftop as one of the guys. He wasn't happy about that. Weird rule right?

It's too romantic. Well let's find out. Here's some more specific rules about their swinging escapades. This is his response and I again he was a little smashed at this point he's like oh yeah I can talk to you Jenny's in the bathroom right now and I go does she not fucking know that you're married I thought that everybody was in on the deal what why do you have to wait so this bitch goes to the bathroom and text me like I talked about you to the guys And she knew for the record she knew for the record. Oh, no, I know

But you were being weird about that because you were like oh, I gotta make sure she doesn't see me texting my wife And I'm like this is the whole deal like I don't understand what the the secrecy was the whole deal was Like the people I hooked up with knew I was married and the people you hooked up with knew it that we were married Right are you hearing all of these rules that are going on? So Brent called her while his date was in the bathroom and she was upset about that. We got to call him while she's sitting across. You're like, well, it's rude to be on your phone. I mean, just in general, not even about swinging or anything else. It's just rude to be on your phone with someone when you're hanging out with somebody else.

Oh my God. I did watch this one too, by the way. Oh, you did. You are familiar with this. I watched this story. Okay. And the whole time I was trying to read their eyes about how upset the other one was about,

like every time Brent was talking about fucking somebody else, I was trying to see if Caitlin was really disappointed with him or vice versa. And they do kind of like just get this glazed over blank stare like William H. Macy and Boogie Knight. Yes. Before he kills himself. Right. Yes, I noticed that too.

All right, so one of the girls that Brent hooked up with in LA didn't understand their rules to swing it. But- The gist of it was- she wanted to date Brent for the whole week. Right. And she thought swinging, she's an idiot, but she thought swinging means dating apparently. Yes. So, so Brent so Brent, texts her back. Yeah, sure, great. Sounds like a plan. It makes plans with her to date her for the rest of the week. So, okay.

So he's allowed to go out there and fuck multiple women, but he can't correspond with them and get together with them multiple times. So this is one of the rules here. And he said, Jenny wants to hook up again, can I hook up again? And I said, no. I was like, I don't feel comfortable with that.

I'm not there. And you're not dating people out there. You're getting laid and you're moving on to the next check. I'm like, you've got four chicks lined up. Why do you need to keep fucking this chick who you just said wasn't good at sex? Does that sound like someone who's in a laid back relationship? Yeah, not really.

Well, I'll say that. Well, just say. I also just why wouldn't you just pay a hooker and then she goes away and you never have to deal with some girl trying to date you the whole time your own vacation. That would make a lot more sense. He's not a vacation, he's at work. Yeah.

He went out with the search show to put on shows and meanwhile the only thing he's worried about is fucking as many chicks as he possibly can, which is allowed to do, but only one time. And the kick went to a rooftop, but he was trying to do it, even without her permission. He was trying to get these girls to be safe. Permission, permission!

Well, yeah. What are we talking about here? So here's more rules. And the text that you were talking about, why I text you about Jenny, can I see her again? That was when we were in the uber on the way back from the show To go to Hollywood Boulevard to do that bit and I was pretty specific in my answer Which was fuck no have you lost your fucking mind? No, that's not what we discussed. Katelyn, do you see how confusing this is even your husband doesn't understand the fucking rules

He's like, yeah, I'm gonna go fuck these four chicks. Great, have fun, you have a great time. Hey, is it cool if I message this woman who messaged me? What are you fucking crazy? You want a message or a bag? What are you guys dating? Like, oh, okay, yeah, no, you're right, that was dumb. I don't know what I was thinking.

How stupid of me. How stupid of me. All right, just a few more clips to go through all these fucking rules and how ridiculous this all is. He then messages the 25 year old on Instagram and says, Hey, can we get a get together again this week? I'd love to hook up with you again.

Yeah, sure, anything you want. She has no idea one way or the other, like what the deal is between us. It's not her business to know. So there we go, number two, where he already knows the deal. Of course he doesn't tell me any of this. I find it all out later. But... Yeah, oh this whole thing, this whole episode, and I've already heard all of this on Sturth. Yeah. They already went into the Stern show and talked about all of this and they had to do it again. They rehashed it all the time. It's obnoxious.

It's the one. It's like, oh, you're guys relationship sucks. You have poor communication and you're fucking cheating on each other all the time. We got it. Here's more Brent breaking rules. He went out there going, oh, I'm single for a week and I can do it out of the fuck I want.

Fuck the rules, fuck, you know what, what, my wife said, even though it was my idea for the record. Alright, so what have we established here? I think I've done a pretty good job of laying out the fact that there are many, many rules and even just doing weird things like sending a text message somehow breaks rules and you find out after the fact that you weren't supposed to do that and what the fuck are you thinking? But then Caitlin says this. You can do almost anything but lie to me. Is it? And I'll get over it.

Oh yeah, always. And I'll get over it. Oh, you can do anything. It's fine. Just, I knew it was just time of the truth. Oh, okay, well, I did fuck that girl three times. What? I don't understand how any of this works

and I never will because it just seems like a lot of work Yeah, is it worth it? It's not worth all the freaking Tension this lifestyle is exhausting to live in and exhausting to listen to yeah I know no people in the swingers lifestyle that doesn't have some kind of a boundary Every couple has their own rules, basically. Yeah, you figure them out as you go. And when you've done something for the first time,

like what we did in LA, you don't know yet. Yeah. It's manning. I can't even talk about it anymore. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I brought us all to this point because it's gross and manning. It's gross and manning and stupid.

I'm listening to dumb people talk about the relationship sucks because they're doing dumb things and I just, okay. Your pill is very dope, buddy. It's gross. It's not somebody else's. Right. Climidia riddled, buddy. Oh, congratulations.

You were talking about all the different types of shows they have and it's like fucking sweating with Caitlin and all this other stuff. Did you know that every Friday, they do a party show at five o'clock? It's an interesting hour behind an LA. So we were already long gone. Because on Friday nights, just so you everybody knows,

on Friday nights on this show, we do a party show, which will be tomorrow, five to seven, join us for virtual happy hour, because we're gonna get cranked speaking of that I'm gonna grab another beverage I think you might need one too I got one I'm gonna grab another beverage but just not to be confusing for four to five is the regular three to five three to five is the regular show five to seven virtual happy hour join us get your local craft beer shots Get everything ready because we party so we were party in last Friday night and we get who the fuck is gonna get drunk

With twitch streamers on a Friday if I people in their fifties Opie fans Are getting drunk got to enter like hey? Why do you guys crack a beer and hang out? So we get drunk. I hate to break it to you, but that's what's happening right now. Everybody on the Discord is doing that with us right now. We're all fucking sitting here, getting drunk. We're just not making a big deal out of it. It's not a big deal.

It's not the actual content of the show. I'm not talking about my shitty beverage of juice. It's not content for a show. Getting drunk is not a show format. Yeah, it's not. It's a lifestyle. It's a show it's we all make, but it's not a show format. Yeah, it's not it's a lifestyle It's a choice we all make, but it's not a show format. Dude this fucking Jeff guy

They're talking about Michael rap a port. You remember this Chris. I know you're a big rap But isn't that isn't this the whole reason that he got fired? I don't did you dig in oh? No, I didn't I really think That we I mean we kind of touched on this early on, the real reason that they left and the real reason that people are just like getting asked off of the Howard Stern Show now is because Howard is in negotiations at Netflix. To do like a letterman type interview thing, it's like that, only it's gonna be stern. Stern's not gonna have to get up in the morning anymore.

And I know all this because God helped me, I was digging into Brent's history. Okay. And the most comprehensive thing that I could find on YouTube that sort of summed it all up was radio gunk Okay, so they kind of I mean I heard that they were feuding with radio gunk that the Brent Hattley show and radio gunk had a thing going on Well, that makes sense because everything Brent will tell you about what really happened is the opposite of what they're saying happen Which is Stern is gonna end the show the show, go over to this cushy

Netflix thing, you know, he's always negotiating to, you know, tens of millions of dollar deal. Oh, Netflix will pay $10 million to produce a Chris. We want to sort of thanks when it comes to talent. So everybody on the show is like, he's gonna leave and he's gonna go do this because it makes perfect sense and we're all gonna be fucked. So Brent's like I guess I'll go over to Twitch because I'm gonna get because he's gonna all these offers from Twitch they could wait to get him a gait when I'm talking about their TV sucks campaigns. Right but then what does that do with Michael Rappaport now?

That's that's what I was getting to. I mean they don't get along in any way shape or for people for people for people who don't know the Howard Stern show Michael Ramport's in their fantasy football league correct and he's the world's greatest shit talker right Michael Ramport's amazing and he crushes Bob a buoy in brand and all these got JD Harmer. Yeah, you just crushed them and he has no he has something going on outside of the Stern show. So he doesn't care who he stamps You know who we who he shits on of course and who he by the way Michael Ramp he doesn't care who he stamps, you know, who he shits on. Of course. And who he shits.

By the way, Michael Ramport doesn't care who shits on regardless of his connections to that. That God is fucking great. So he'll relentlessly shit on Brent because of that. And at one point, because Brent is very involved in the rap up show. Yeah. And Rapport shows up on the rap up show all the time. Sure.

And it's always fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, to the point that Brent, I think, took a swing at rap-up-port. Oh, is that why he was sent to HR at Syria? Yes, allegedly, according to Monique. Yeah, Monique's kind of an idiot. Well, she doesn't show a centering job. Right. I mean, she doesn't. She did say job. Right. I mean, she doesn't.

She did say no to him. I mean, she's not that stupid, but it's all a legend. But that is the day. Well, that was a big son of for this clip that I have. Thank you for doing that. Right. So he's explaining that the day that he was all flustered on the stern shown, he's all pissed off.

He walked by Rappaport on the street. And if Michael Rappaport had noticed him there and sent something, he would have beat the shit out of him. And of course, Jeff says this. What I don't get is why he don't just focus on acting. Yeah, because he's not too good at that. Yeah, shitty, real shitty. So you're gonna make fun of Michael Rappaport

for his acting? That's the one thing you can't really make fun of him for. There's a lot of things you can goof on Rappin' for. He's a great actor. I like him. He's a great actor, right? I think we have everyone agrees on that. He consistently gets work for decades.

Yeah, watch justified. Tell me that it's not great. That's the dumbest thing. Yeah, this guy who used to be on Bubba's show and that was on a Twitch stream with fucking Brent and his dumb wife is going, yeah, Rappin' might go Rappin' for that guy's way more successful than me in show business, socks. Twitch stream with fucking Brent and his dumb wife is going yeah rep my go rep or that guy's way more successful than me in show business socks

Yeah, well, I mean you can make fun of them I make fun of people who are more successful than me But you can't see the bad actor okay, whatever I guess I made my point and he what else you got buddy? Well, let's go back to the I have another one of these things where they beat it into the ground I have another one of these things where they beat it into the ground and one of those things is how much Brent likes to suck on a pregnant woman's tinnies. Oh God I just saw the track called brust milk and I was hoping that's not where you're gonna fuck fuck Yeah, and just like let's let's talk about it and let's

You know take a turn of phrase and just say it over and over and over again instead of in lieu of having real jokes or having real content to talk about let's just say the same thing over and over and over again. Have some of that milk from the straight from the tap. I mean then we're now we're talking I want some breast milk straight from the tap. His sick idea was to make breast milk ice cream and have me eat it, which I did in service to the show. For real? I drank straight from the tap.

Straight from the tap. That was so nice. You drank my friends. My best friends, breast milk. That was good. Not from the tap. It was already pumped. I mean, that's the second best thing is pumped, but you always want to go straight from the

tap. Wait a minute. Will you each have one tip? No, she had a pumped already unfortunately. No, I got to go from the tap. I'm trying I mean, that's a little fun in it. She has a nice. What are you an infant? You need a friggin realistic friggin Melk baby bottle. No, no, we need we need to go straight from the tap. Now we're cooking with oil on this If you were an infant you would want to go straight from the tap You asshole. What do you need a bottle? No.

God, it's just, Are they trying to make this a sexy thing? They think it's sexy. Oh God. It's fucking gross. It's super gross. Andy, this is so off-putting. This entire show, I don't understand why someone would listen to this or watch this on purpose.

I don't either. This would listen to this or watch this on purpose. I don't need it. This is more steamy sex talk. We get worked up answering these things together. Yeah, so we get into the swing our website together. After I message the 25 year old Friday, we had sex for over an hour. Oh yeah. It was hot on the couch. Real steamy.

I hate when Brent says steamy. It's fucking off putting. Steamy I hate when Brent says steamy Fucking off putting Hey, do you want to know where Brent likes to finish? I Like the kids in the kids in the piss I told him I said you can even you know money shot me if you want and he won't He likes the kids in the piss. I don't know what that means. That's all the kids are saying these days.

Oh, I just figured it out. I'm gonna be bad luck. I want Sandy figured it out. But seriously, do I have to fucking solve a puzzle of this into this? Yes, yes, you do. Fuck. God.

It's gross and nonsensical. Oh, dude. That's fucking great. That's fucking great. All right, I really, I'm pulling the plug on many of these clips. I just can't anymore. I know, I'm with you on that. We need to go on.

But the one thing that we have to play is this is the one when Brent was worried that because of COVID, they were going to run out of beer. Clip 7 is the beer shortage theory. I was going to talk about the article that you sent me, Kate went about. This is a shock to me that there's going to be a shortage of beer and soda and carbonated drinks. Well, first of all, as soon as you got the shortage of beer, I couldn't read any further.

Nobody told me that this was going on, but I guess because of ethanol, one of the byproducts of ethanol is carbon, like the CO2 that they make the beer with, but so many people are not driving right now. They're not making as much ethanol. So the plants that make the carbon, where we, you know, carbonate the beer is running short. So what you do is you tell the cops, hey, we're practicing social distancing, but we're protesting in our cars, we're locking up the streets, but you'll keep burning gas so the CO2 will keep coming. So we won't run out of beer.

We cannot run out of beer. We need your help, we need every, we've all. We need people buying gas so we can get CO2. It's stupid, but it's connected. Well, Evan on CO2 are connected. We need fucking gas so that we can make have beer Yeah, exactly. This is stupid as fucking shit. I've ever heard I don't think you understood that article that he writes He doesn't understand anything

Listen, yeah, let me explain it to a fucking moron on Twitch Carbon everything is made out of carbon. There's different versions of carbon. Carbon dioxide is what the bubbles and drinks are. Okay, what comes out of your car is carbon monoxide. You don't want to eat that. Right. Now, when you make beer, the yeast eats the sugar, the sugar makes the alcohol, and it carbonates itself.

Yeah. You're not gonna run out of fucking beer. Correct. And that's the one that's driving your car. Yeah. Now, if you want to sit in your car and make carbon monoxide, please run a hose from the shelf by into your fucking car and fucking kill yourself. You don't know how to make beer, you're not gonna run out of beer.

Fucking settle down. I've never seen Andy more animated than when somebody did not understand how beer is made. He motherfuckers. That was very, I take it. I'm telling everybody we're gonna run out of beer. That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. I was so, still when I heard that. It's just like, oh god, I can't listen to this anymore.

And then there was two more hours. And their whole life revolves around fucking strangers and getting drunk. Which is great when you're 90, it's called college. Like their lifestyle is what you do when you think you're gonna get your liberal arts degree in three more years. That's what you do that.

When you're in your 50s and you're no longer on the Howard Sturgeon or the Bubba the Love Spud Show, it's not cute anymore. That's what you do that. When you're in your 50s and you're no longer on the Howard's Turt Show or the Bubba the Loves punch show, it's not cute anymore. It's embarrassing. It is. Why do so many people put the most embarrassing things about themselves on the internet?

Why? It seems so easy to just hide that shit. Yeah. Hide it. Yeah. I don't know. Also, Caitlyn's boobs are gross. If I imagine that. Can we all agree on that, please?

I really, you know, I don't really have anything that I want to talk about anymore. I have some clips left, but I want to skip them except for clip 14. This is episode one of his show. He's already turning into Stuttering John. Oh boy, okay. If you haven't been here for the daily chats, head for the mountains, head for Bush beer. So it's time to have a Bush beer. Woo!

Five o'clock, let's have a beer. Oh, it's been quite the first day. Oh my god. That's his first episode. Yep. Jesus Christ. Dude, do not copy Suddering John. This is the best advice I can give to anyone who's hoping to start a show on the internet that's popular. Whatever John's doing, do the opposite. It's the blueprint for what not to do. Correct, correct. All right, you ready to move on?

I think we should. I just have one more clip that I noticed. I didn't play that I really should because this proves that everything that they're doing where they're rehashing the LA story. And by the way, I don't care. I really don't care. But they're lying.

They're lying about it. And this is how you know that when Caitlin asks, Brent, this question, we're having sex on the bed. And he made what did we decide was going to say, you were able to fully finish, I was able to fully finish with him. What did we decide I was going to say? That sounds like something someone would ask if there was a story that was made up that they came up with together. What did we decide was gonna be that guy's story?

So when we're on the air, I'm eight inches long and you're fully satisfied. Yeah. Oh boy, oh, one other funny thing, because just, I just like to rip on Brian because he sucks. Somebody asked because they're taking all the questions. Somebody asked if he's gonna do Bubba Show. Because Brent worked for Bubba. He knows Bubba very well.

Are you gonna do a show? No, Brent, he ever appear on Bubba Show. Yes, yes. He just, I've got to be invited. I can't, it's not my show. Can you show up? Well, so you haven't been invited. He moved to Florida where Bubba is.

Yeah. He hasn't been invited to do Bubba Show. I would make up a lie. That's where you want a lie. Yeah, we're working on it. We're trying to get a date that works for everybody. We're going to figure it out. Well, nobody knows that we're both on Twitch, but.

Right. We haven't reached out to each other. Fucking idiots. Yeah, that's pretty funny. Why have you done Bubba Show? Oh, because I'm not a famous or interesting person. Oh, okay. That makes sense.

He probably really wants to have famous interesting people on. Yeah, okay. It's gotta be that Bubba wants nothing to do with you, because neither one of you have anything going on right now. Oh, let's get Scott on here. Oh, yeah, we're gonna talk to a swinger that was gonna hit on Carl It's a fucking Christ. Hey, what's up, buddy? What we call you? We call him you Scott Scott devilish DJ whatever everybody knows me as asshole anyways. All right asshole Where we get wrong about swinging sir? No first off

Okay, he's got a jet. Oh Trust me I have fucking notes here already from this goddamn show and it's already pissing me off god damn you Andy You are sucking my dick. I'm on my way over there right now. Yeah, he doesn't buffalo this guy. Oh, oh I'm on my way over there right now. Yeah, he does a buffalo this guy. Oh, oh, we can definitely get this set up Let's meet at Darian Lake Oh, you want a fairs wheel. Oh Baby No, okay, so first and foremost what the fuck is Twitch? Good question. Yeah, it's it started as a streaming service for people who like to watch other people play video games

And now they're trying to turn it into a multi-media It started as a streaming service for people who like to watch other people play video games and now they're trying to turn it into a multi-media streaming service for creators. So you're talking about gay as fuck then, okay I gotcha. All right, first and foremost, Brent, he's one of those fucking douchebags who's always a fucking one-upper. You know, he's probably a guy that I've actually kicked out of the fucking club where I DJ, which is a lifestyle club down in Ferdonia. Okay.

Okay, oh so lifestyle is code for swinging right yes lifestyle in general lifestyle is considered swinging lifestyle. I mean yes you have your BDSM you have your other different things but usually when you hear a lifestyle it's usually swinging. Now let me ask you are you a 48 year old four? Yeah, no. No, no. That's a question Scott. I am a 44 year old six. Okay.

All right. What's the scene like there? At the club itself. Yeah. Yeah, what's going on over there? Club itself, you're looking at anyone from the youngest is about 24. the oldest I have seen is about 70. Oh, yes, but but normal

Have fun with that blue waffle All right, so I keep you moon fuck you. No, I mean usually it's like 24 to like say maybe 47 48 year olds. It's about usually what your average is. And that's like when people get bored with sex. Correct. They've been married for 20 years and then let's go fuck other people. Yeah. 20 years. How about a one year? I've seen people dating one another who are actually in life style. It's like, okay, fine. Whatever. That's your choice. Are you married? No, I'm divorced twice. Anyways, are you married? No, I'm divorced twice, thank you. Okay.

Very good. What else you got? What kind of music do you play at this club? What do I have to spin? Oh, well, it depends. I mean, we usually do a lot of rap. We do like old school, oh, I don't want to say old school,

but like 80s, 90s rap, a lot of more of the modern shit, more latin shit. Okay. But then my asshole kicks in because I'm an asshole and we decide that, you know what? Fuck y'all. Pantera's coming on slip. Not coming on. Metallica's coming on and, you know, the pants are coming on.

Fucking, the isotopes next. I'll tell you, if you have iced of toaps, I will put that fucking shit on because that's how I roll. There's nothing more of a bigger boner killer than the ice of the top. We don't want to change people out of your club. It's fine. We'll say, no, what that is, that's 20 minutes

at the end of the night whenever I get out on the announcement and say, look, if you haven't made that bitch fucking come yet, you need to get your asses moving, then we put the ice of toaps on. Is there, is there sex going out in this club or is this just where people meet and hug up this one in particular does have areas where you can have sex like they actually have rooms kind of like not exactly hotel rooms but we call them play rooms got some of them are single beds some of them are multiple beds some of them are actually right out in the open so if you have that voyeuristic feeling that you want to have other people watch you fuck you can all right

So I've heard Brent talk about places like this and what is he address of this Sizzid Wait a minute and he's coming over to suck my cock while I'm on stage awesome All right, so what so I find So wait a minute, Andy's coming over to suck my cock while I'm on stage. Awesome. All right, so what did so I find swingers and we've done a show on polyamory before. And I just find these people so annoying because they're acts like they're just free thinkers and they don't have any rules yet. They have way more rules than anybody else. It seems like what what what your thoughts on that?

Well, swinging in poly because I've been in both, I can say that there are a fuck of a lot of rules. I mean, obviously whenever you're married or you're dating one person, it's what we call a vanilla. You know, whenever you're in that type of lifestyle, it's pretty much like, hey, don't fuck on me and I won't fuck on you.

Here, it's a matter of, okay, well, what's your hard limits, what's your soft limits? You know, we're talking about, okay, where is kissing somebody else? You know, is kissing somebody else on the mouth, a hard limit, or is it a soft thing where we can kiss, but don't get too deep, is tongue a thing? See the armor thing? I gotta stop you right there.

This is what I mean. This is so insane. I don't wanna know. It's too much. No, there's a fuck of a lot of rules and the thing is, it's never the same between AAA and couple B. Yeah. So like even me being down there as a DJ, you know, and I have people hit on me. Sorry, not people like you Andy, you're too fucking hot to be there. But, there's people that hit on me, and it's like one of my first things I have to ask is like,

okay, what are your hard limits? You know, what isn't acceptable? And usually whenever I'm talking, I try to talk to both the man and the woman because the woman's gonna say, oh yeah, it's okay to kiss me, and then the man's kind of looking and shaking his head like, oh no, it's not.

So there's shit like that that you got to kind of play by ear and see what the fuck's going on. Your lifestyle sounds exhausting and I would never want that in my life. What do we fuck up? What do we get wrong today? And then I gotta let you know. No, no, you didn't fuck up.

Oh, okay, good. Brent. Brent. So the first thing, hooking up with the same amount of people between the two fuck that shit you never gonna do that Yeah, that was one of their rules was like I'm gonna sleep with two people you say with two people. I was like yeah It's never gonna happen. There's no way. It's just not physically possible Especially whenever you're talking about you got Brent who looks like a two and you have Caitlin who looks like a four that needs to be going on like, I don't know, like men and night only fans type of thing instead of the only fans page. Okay.

Yeah, I mean, it seems like it would be really easy for Caitlin to take all, take all comers. Yeah. And then like Brent just tried his hard as he can in LA speaking of Caitlin, you know, she was saying that one thing where she's had so much sex at her beaver must have been swollen. Yeah, she must be more into the BDS M thing than she is in the swing because I've played in the BDS M world, you know, and it's a matter of where the especially more of the female like to basically have a lot of shit bruised and hurt. So the next day when they're moving around, they feel that pain

and it turns them on. I'm getting sick. Yeah, I got any gigs coming up. I don't know if you want to plug. I don't know if you want to plug. We should love people to know about. What's that? Well, we're having a sexy circus party next weekend,

so, you know. Okay, what's the name of the club? Oh, no, I can't put that one out right now. Oh, okay. But I can tell you one thing for sure, Carl. Yeah, what's up? There are Three in your area. Okay cool. There's three clubs in your area one in my area And there used to be several in Buffalo, but they all closed up listen

I don't have a problem with it. I don't give a shit what adults do. I'm for legalizing prostitution and drugs and everything else I just don't want to hear about it. I'm at it off. Andy's fucking... Exactly. Pull, pull, pull. I'm giving you the hook. Yeah. Okay. Thank you so much for coming.

All right, one more thing. One more thing. I might be a poor mother fucker, but I don't even drink bush light. Yeah. I know. I drink blue moon guy, dude. It's a salad salad out. All right.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Oh my God. I'm spearfiring with show form. I'm like really, my stomach is turned upside down. I don't know how we're gonna recover from this.

Well, I know how we're gonna recover from this. PJ made a new Tom Myers stinger for us. I asked for a stinger. PJ came through. Let's check this out. You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building.

It's what I do. That's like an amazing. So Tom Myers is continuing to have a Twitter battle at the suite. This is very interesting to me. Dude, this is so insane. This guy, so he grabs a screen capture of my LinkedIn account. So he's doxing me that. He says, this profile sucks.

What are you trying to do? Pass yourself off as some yuppie lumberjack whose only specialty is teleconferencing? If you go to my LinkedIn page, I own a marketing agency. A multi-million own a marketing agency. A multi-million dollar digital marketing agency. And the last thing that I would have been to fake you is a lumberjack.

So then he finds the isotope's Facebook page. Cool. Put the screen catcher then says, also this band looks like it sucks. Okay. Okay. I mean, sure, why not? Because the point of a band is what the Facebook page looks like and not how it sounds. And then he posts the About page from the Isotel's Facebook page and writes, I mean,

really sucks. Which by the way, the About page, I don't know what he he's he's not referring to anything is that referencing something There's no joke there. Who is he posting this to he's posted to Twitter for everyone Ron Jeremy is under influences there that might be part of the I don't know So I just wrote back you're bad at this yeah Because I don't even know how to respond to someone this dumb. Right. And he retweets that and says translation, curls feelings are hurt because Tom doesn't like his wardrobe, his shitty cover band, or his ability to cop with anything original.

Heh. Heh. Like I think that he's, I think he's winning Twitter because I just don't have a comeback for non-combacks. I mean, if that's the way Twitter works, posting shit that you're barely small number of fans that you have Talking about something that they don't know what you're talking about Time that winning time doesn't have fans exactly. He doesn't have fans

By the way, he docs himself because he posted a link to the restaurant that he works at and he's very proud of himself that his name's on the liquor license works at. And he's very proud of himself that his name's on the liquor license. The reason is the owners all live out of state. So they had to get somebody's name for the liquor license. Like, why are you proud of that? That's a weird flex. Yes, a weird flex. Like, dude, you're a loser. You're 38 years old. You work in a restaurant. Guys, I'm a notary. You're calling me. I'm a comedian slash no dream. You're getting weird, oh. Holy shit.

This guy. Well, he managed to make it not interested. I was interested, but I know. I know. Our Twitter battle is not going anywhere. I was trying to have fun with him, but he's just so unbought. Well, he's bad at it. He's so bad at it.

It would be great if he was, you know, dunking on you. But he does get, I love that the people cheer him on all the come-tum fans. Yeah, that is great. Cheer him on. That's the funniest part to me. There's some pretty funny photoshoots. Oh, what is that?

Is your pig? Look at this one. What? I'm getting smashed. Oh, all right. I just turned into that. We're looking at the internet show. Fuck me.

Yeah, let's not do that. What am I doing? Let's talk about- No, let's talk about Sudaring John getting trolled. Ooh. Because that was funny. Yeah. Sudaring John, I'm working on something.

Hopefully I'm going to be trolling Sudaring John in the net. Oh, interesting. All right. So Sudaring John had Brent Turhun and Hal Sparks on and What you don't want to do when you're a guest. Yeah, that's the image that we were looking at Animal Crossing. Thank you Hal Sparks Hal Sparks. I've never heard that name in a long time. Right. Yeah. Now he's doing the Stuttering John show

As he like the guy that was in between the talk soup hosts that were good Is that what he's known for? The forgettable host. Yes. Yeah. Okay. I just want to make sure we're talking about the same first. Yeah. Okay.

So, he's getting John's getting trolled while he has the guests on and the guests notice that there's people in the chat trolling him and it derails all things. It feels like a solid debut. I mean, there's a lot of people. Who are you doing? Who is putting, who are you letting put things on the screen? Oh, I have to block them.

Yeah, you can't do it. No, I don't. I don't. I have a moderator. Sean Hockey Canada 25 is my moderator. And the end word of the long job. Yeah. But the guys come in with the N word name and I can block them. You know, so

yeah, I can't lose that number in my number of fans. The guy just sees the Edward ribletlessly on the screen is like, Joe, what is going on right here? That is so great. I love it. Now that's what trolls do. That's how you be a good troll. On another thing that I noticed from our sub-right, somebody posted a video of Stuttering John talking about a gig that was canceled. And you tell me if you think this is legit or not. I had a gig for 10 grand in Japan, how and it's just got canceled due to COVID.

Yeah. Bullshit. How is Southern John big in Japan? What's he talking about? Why would he be big in Japan? How are sternot in Japan? Is James Reynolds in Japan? What is he possibly talking about?

$10,000? Did you want? Wait, when did you book this? Yeah, when did he book that? It just got canceled. Yeah, what are you talking about? You can't travel internationally. You didn't book anything and fucking jump in. I mean if you're gonna lie make up stories that are possible. Oh my god. Make it believable to some degree.

And actually I should ask Vinny Paulino. If $10,000, that's the asking price for starting John because he actually didn't negotiate with his agent to get him to Rochester. So I want to know if that's the right number. Well, it is an outlandish number that I would say no to. So it probably is the number. Jesus Christ.

Fucking idiot. What a fucking asshole. I love it. I love the Stuttering John saga. Me too, but you know what? I don't have a ton on Stuttering John today. I got Patrick Michael. I got OP.

You do. And you brought some stuff. Yeah, let's get it. Because I don't know. This is just interesting to me. I really do have to give credit to what's his name. Cyan Z., not the YouTube. Cyanzee, yeah.

So you know who that is? Oh yeah, he's talked shit about me before. Really? Yeah, but I kinda like him. Dude, I kinda like him. I love him. Yeah. If you go to his YouTube channel.

He's put on Southern John. He was on Southern John. He was Motherfucker Southern John to his face, which I give him credit for. Fantastic. I mean, he's the only guy that can't talk better than us. You know, he's the only guy that can't talk were you then you know better than us, you know We could barely talk

That being said he's worse than what I just said But it's kind of a mumbler. All this Brent shit, all this fighter and the kid stuff they were about to talk about, OP's get slammed, just so many things that, I don't know why he wouldn't be a fan of this show. When we got the big video of us goofing on OP, he actually put a video out goofing on us. And I play it at our show,

it's just two or three years ago now. Okay. But I think he was jealous because that's like what he does. I can see that. I think that was the problem. But we should join forces. You definitely should. I agree.

I like him. And so I was doing all the deep dive on. And this guy's been hounding the Howard Stern show and Opie and Anthony for a very long time. Back when, O Anthony were still on the air back when Howard Stern was relevant like this guy's been all over these people So he's been doing this a long time. Okay. Well when I was Looking into Brent he kept popping up. Yeah, and what also was popping up on his feed was all this shit about fighting in the kid and the COVID shit that's going on with them. So I didn't heard anything about it. Yeah. But I thought it'd be interesting to talk about.

Yeah, so fighting in the kid is that show with Brendan Shobb and Brian Callum, which is one of them is a comedian and the other one is Brian Callum. The other one, yeah. Anyway, it's not a great show. Yeah, yeah. We did a review of it with the guys from Revenge of the Sys.

And those guys have been making fun of those assholes for a very long time. Right, it's very make fun of Bull. That's why I thought it'd be fun to rehash it. It's a broch. They're like cool bros, they show each other their wangs. Right, so the other bros science has been like,

oh, COVID's not a big deal. I don't know what everybody's so upset about yeah, and shop was on Rogan clip 15 is shop on Rogan just like Saying that anybody that cares about virtue signal or COVID is virtue signaling. Okay. I think Mark Cuban could do a good job I think he'd like to be president agree. I'd probably vote for he's more of a libertarian You know what he's been a real mark. You know, vote for him. He's more of a libertarian. You know what? He's been a real mark. You know, I love it. He's been a real bitch about this COVID stuff. I don't think the NBA should be back. What did he say? Yeah. I think his mom's like 900 years old.

So it's where she's going to get it. Well, it's like that. I say Hollywood. I do put in a bubble. Dude, it's like the same. It's like that Hollywood actor that that Indian guy who's in the Marvel movie, who's just preaching from the mountains. Who's that? Like we're going to open up and see it works. We should shut down. Come on, non-Giani, that guy. Shut the fuck up, dude. Make another Marvel

movie. He's just saying because his wife has an underlying condition. So he's worried about that, which I get, dude, from a personal standpoint. I get that but also read the stats You're smart. He's super smart. You're smart dude, man All right, the fucking stats are People are getting it. It's not that you're not gonna get over it. It's that it's very contagious Right and certain people can't get over it correct. That's the problem It's actually that's actually true of almost every single disease. I'm not going to be on the same page as you have this one. I do not think that we should destroy the world over something that 99.9% of people recover from easily. That's fine. I'm not with you,

but God. That's fine. So, but then this is so in June, on June 20 between the 25th and the 27th, these two fucking schmucks went to San Antonio, Texas. They, you know, they sold tickets to 350 people. They went and to a state where people are saying people are getting sick enough. So let's cram them all into a room where nobody has to wear a mask. And guess what? Everybody got fucking sick. Right.

We should let everybody know that Brendan and I did everything wrong in Texas. We basically, we spent practice no social distancing, got up in front of 350 people as they were laughing at us and scouting at us. And then we got off stage, didn't change Mike's, shared it with Milo and Stevie.

Stevie's sick as a fucking dog. He's the corona poster point losses sense of taste smell and then we would walk through a crowd of people going yay this bumping like real irresponsible assholes and that looks like Britain's got coronavirus and I'm still waiting for my tests right camel's got Oh, you think? It sounds like it. I don't think we're as far off of the page as I think I am. I mean, I'm here, you're here. True.

We're probably both gonna get COVID tomorrow. It's fine. It's gonna happen sometime, right? Yeah, but there's a difference between, let's be responsible and try and minimize and care about the people that are the most vulnerable. Sure. And Shob just isn't about that.

He's like, let's play 18. So this is an episode of Fighter in the K. I watched this too. Yeah. Where now they're all at home and they're in quarantine. Right. As you said, Shob definitely has it. Kellen thinks he has it, but he hasn't gotten his results.

At this point, he doesn't know. He doesn't know. Then he does. And Shobb is not going to say that he did anything wrong, right? Right. He's sticking away with it. He's like, now I told Rogan, it was a hoax. I'm sticking with the hoax, sorry. Is it, what am I in 18?

18. So this podcast isn't going to be poor Corona, poor Brian, poor Brendan. This is a thing where I was living my life. I got Corona I'm fine. If my family's fine We I bunkered down I quarantined and that's what it is, man Okay, you're fine. You're family's fine. What about the 350 people that you went and fucking you know Everybody that got it while you were there. And they're grandparents. Yeah.

Well, I mean, they made the, they didn't force anyone to go to. Well, you're right. You have to be a pretty big fucking idiot to go see fighter and the kid live to begin with. Oh, well, that's called darn it. All right. Yeah. Maybe those families don't deserve to be around anymore. By the way, someone in the Discord post and something.

I think the death rate is higher from being a co-host on the OP show than it is from COVID. If anything, OP is more deadly than COVID-19 could ever be. All right, keep going, I'm sorry. Okay, well, but then at the same time, he can't justify the fact that he's set all this shit. But then he got, he said all this shit. Yeah, but then he got.

He was this talking shit, like I'm never gonna get it. Nobody's gonna get it. Yeah, but then he got it. Right. And so then in clip 19, he's like, well, maybe, maybe I was wrong. Maybe. I don't want, I'm not going anywhere. Yeah.

Because I think I'm trying to be responsible. Because I definitely know. Now I am Stan. Like, I'm, you know, I'm not going anywhere. Yeah. Because I think I'm trying to be responsible. Because I definitely know. Now I am Stan. Like, I'm, you know, I would never go anywhere. And if I had to go anywhere, I would wear a mask and I'd be outside, you know, because I just don't, I don't want to be responsible for giving it to anyone. No, that's the whole thing. That's why I do the podcast like this, you know?

Because if, dude, if you have underlying health conditions, if you're, especially if you're obese or if you're older Yeah, I mean, you know, we got it. I mean, we're we're morons and we went about, you know, going to torn stuff Oh, sorry, that's stuff on something okay, but still it's like oh well That's why we got to do this podcast like this they're on zoom now They're podcasting on zoom and it sounds like shit like all podcasts on zoom yeah but you've already both got it who fucking cares yeah I know why do you not save me the world now yeah all my producer what doesn't want to come in so we have to do it like this because we can't do it in the same room right now right but then you know right after that is like you know they may he really doesn't get it 20 I think you're jumping on the crota train. I don't really think you have it.

I got a job. Come on, man. I got to be honest. You tested negative. You tested negative. And if you're trying to jump on the train. That's a call. That's a fucking call.

Fucking dying of COVID just because he doesn't test positive yet. He's just like, oh, you didn't test positive. If you don't really have it, turns out he did. But it's Brian Kellen, like looking for sympathy there, though, like that sounded a little bit forest. I don't know, I was a little weird. You know what, I think he is. I think he is looking for sympathy.

The last thing we're gonna play on this is Brian Kellen, ever gonna go fucking melt down and have a COVID and everybody trying to give him advice about what he should do. It's a little long book. Let's hear it. All right. Hey, you know what doesn't help?

Let me just say this about fucking when you're sick. I just wanna, let me just say this. To anybody who has a friend who's sick, don't do the two things. Number one, don't give me advice on what to do because you're not a doctor. So whatever you do, I get like Joseph Josef Azimu, I love so much. Right. Doctor Azim. He goes, you know, bro, do, um, do, listen

to generalist, he goes, do large doses. They say do large doses of, um, what is, uh, I'm like, okay, let me write this down. So far, it sounds like you've really done a lot of research on that fucking thing. And everybody's got a different point of view. Take all the zinc, take all the vitamin D, take all the vitamin C. Get a netty pot. It'll be gone in two days. Shut the fuck up, not e-word doctors. Then I talk to doctors and they go, gotta let it run its course, or maybe hydrochloric

one, or maybe, inhalable steroids or nothing or fucking maybe nothing because you can talk. It tried to me. What about another friend? Now that they found out we have COVID, we have friends who send me and Brian negative shit about

COVID. Oh, that's the other thing. Wait, I got to say that. Yeah. So the other thing is when I'm stick, please don't send me articles about how some people never come out of it and have organ damage

for the rest of their lives and brainache. Please don't do that, mom. That's a mom. That's a lie. My case may never come out. Mom and other family members and friends who catastrophize my, I'm already feeling like fuck. I don't need you adding to my anxiety about how this,

I can be the one rare case that never gets better or gets worse and diced. If you don't mind guys. So, I get it, he's annoyed. These people are just trying to help him. Like it's a weird thing to be like, all you assholes are telling me what to do. Like, well, it might need to get better.

Just try to give you some advice. Yeah, but you're not a fucking doctor. to do. Like, well, they're wanting you to get better. They're just trying to give me some advice. Yeah, but you're not a fucking doctor. No, I just care about you. And I want you to. But you'll never taste strawberry ice cream again. Good luck. It's funny. I don't know.

I just thought it was funny. You had a lot of fun with that one. Yeah. Wait, hey, it's, you know, it's good time. It is a good time. COVID, COVID can be fun, people. All right. We got to keep the show moving

because we got a lot more to get to and we're running over. So let's get over. Yeah. It's a Brett Hattley standards over. Yeah, it's good for it. The, the here's the thing, Andy. The reason why I worry about the length of the show

is because I have to edit it on Sunday mornings. Okay. And Sundays lately have been sunny, beautiful out. Everyone's going to the pool and here's me in my boxer briefs. Summer and Rochester is commodity. Here's me in my boxer briefs. Add anything out of the arm.

I didn't know why. Am I doing it? Wasting my fucking time. Everybody feel bad for Carlos. No one said, it's at the point. So I wanna keep it moving. All right, let's see this. Everybody feel bad for Carlos Seven points I want to keep it moving Alright, let's do this Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me

Because that's absurd Patrick Michael put out a bunch of new episodes on his pod culture page Not that I'm a lot of us at the time But I do know that he's put out a bunch of New episodes and he put out one called rap battle. Oh, no And it's pretty much a continuation of the show that we did on the bonus show He was fired up about yours truly and a couple other characters. You know that people don't like when we talk about rap Oh, I don't think we are allowed to know anything about rap. This is not about rap.

What happened was Mr. K knows a thing or two about rap, by the fire, beating the host. What happened was somebody emailed Patrick Michael and said he wanted to enter a rap battle with him and attached like an MP3 file of him battling Patrick Michael at rap. Amazing.

And Patrick Michael got so fired up that he did a 34-minute long podcast about this. And of course, I'm getting hit with Shrapnel all over the place. I didn't set this fucking email. I'm not trying to rap battle people. Oh, he thinks it's you? No, he didn't think it was me. But he just brings up all the people he hates. Okay.

I think you should rap battle him out. Ha ha ha ha. Well, that's not on the table. He doesn't want to rap battle anybody. All right, so let's just, let's run through these clips because this was a fascinating episode. I always like, so Patrick Michael now that's run through these clips because this was a fascinating episode I always like so Patrick Michael now these doing the patreon shows He knows that 11 people will hear it max

Thank you a lot more But so he feels like he can just say whatever and all of a sudden he holds back from saying on his other shows He finally gets to say and he's losing his fucking mind. It's great And they'll say things like that because they're obviously just poking fun at the fact that I have done episodes where I talk about fucking emails that people send. What's the problem with that? I don't understand what I'm doing that's any different

than what you're doing. Am I supposed to make a show that is exactly like your show? Should I sit here and just review podcasts? No, that's my show. Should I sit here and just review podcasts? No, that's my show. Should I sit here and argue over who is the best comic book superhero? Because that's not what I do. It would be a better show. I do on my show, whatever the fuck I think is interesting. I saw Andy's eyes light up at the last. He's actually referring to who's right, which I will get into it a little bit.

He talks about Osalot, he talks about the Dix show a little bit, doesn't know anything about the Dix show, and he talks about who's right. Cool. Actually, why don't they play that? That's near the end of this, where he brings up, he goes, I've never said this before, but I'm going to bring up the podcast who have invited me on their shows. So he mentions Dick and he mentions something else. I don't remember what the other one was.

I don't think it's something I was familiar with. And then he says this and I'm dying to help you're listening, buddy. And then who's white? The Who's White podcast? You can find that on all major podcast platforms. I don't know what's wrong with those guys to call their podcast Who's White.

What are you arguing about? What's the show about? Your title is deceptive. But no, they're actually called who's right? And it's obviously a show where two grown men argue over comic books and superhero characters and just just general Game stop jargon. So if you're into that, check them out. They wanted me on the show a few months ago they've sent me songs that they wanted reviewed for one of my podcasts and I have done none of it so stop emailing me you fucking douchebags stop emailing me I'm not your friend I'm not gonna do anything that has anything to do with you or the people you associate yourself with. So come correct. If you're if you're invested at all, you're a fool. All these opportunities are being placed in

front of you. So many opportunities, you could have been on dick, you could have been on who is right. You could have poached. I mean, you wouldn't have because everybody that heard you on there would say that sounds useless. But so many opportunities are being laid out in front of this guy that he wants nothing to. He doesn't want to play the game. Yeah, let's talk about how he wants fame, but only on his terms. I am essentially more known than I should be, but more known to people that I don't like and can't stand. Because you're a clown. Yeah, but that's that you can't determine how you become internet famous.

That's set up to you. Right. So I'm sorry that it happened this way, but that's the way that it happened. You might want to embrace it because all of this fighting is not helping your cause. And he's like, away. He talks about how, and I thought this was interesting. He is no longer promoting his social media at all. Sounds like a good plan. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that makes a lot of sense to just never talk to any of your fans or have any types of conversations and I apologize I'm stalling because I'm looking for. Oh here we go. So here's the clip of the talking about this. And I promise you from this point forward you won't hear me mention an email address a social media any of that shit at the end of that episode. You're only gonna hear me plug Patreon and that's it because I don't want to hear from anybody anymore

I don't want to hear from you if you like the content you want to support what I do Patreon is the only place that you need to worry about Outside of that don't worry about nothing else. I don't need to hear from you I want this because it's literally the opposite of what you should do yeah because it's literally the opposite of what you should do. Yeah. People reach out to you and they want to communicate with you, whether it's, you know, we get emails, we have Reddit, we have Discord, we have Twitter,

all these different ways people reach out directly, Patreon, and I talked to everyone. Yeah. You want to have people, a lot of people hate me, but I responded to that. Yeah. You want to have people's body will hate me. But I responded that. Yeah. I mean, the problem is this is what he should do. And entertainment oftentimes there's somebody that's a straight man that is the fodder or the person that's actually funny. Correct. And there are people that can do it

really well. Yes. Like Abbot and Castello is, you know, but Abbot was the one that everybody thought was funny and Castello would set him up and Abbot would knock him down. And Mohaward is the, you know, the mean one and everybody else is funny around him. Patrick Michael has the potential to be a good straight man, but he can't handle the fact that he's an LOL cow.

Yeah, he's not embracing what has happened to him. And everybody's inviting him on. I know. And it's just like if you would just if you could win people over, if you could just weather the storm of all of the punches, you could turn it into something that you could monetize. This clip right here. You really could.

This clip right here is pure shameless. When you think back, and we were talking about this the other day, like the first time you ever heard this guy, you're like, whoa, I still remember the moment. This is the epitome of everything that we love about this guy. They'll ask you to be on their show. And you don't know what their show is. You've never heard of their show at all.

You're like, why would I be on your show? I don't know you at all. I mean, yeah, there is that experience of being on a show for new people or what have you. But it's like, dude, I don't give a fuck. I don't want your fans. I could really care less. I can dude I don't give a fuck I don't want your fans I could I could really care less I could want I don't care at all honestly even if I had nobody listen to the show you sons of bitches would still get episodes and that's the best part anyways how does any of that make any sense

yeah he so he understands that he should be doing other shows that's how you expand your audience and how you get in front of new people but he doesn't care he would rather have zero people listening to a show. Then why are you putting it on the internet? You can have zero people listening to your show, just don't post it anymore. And you'll have exactly zero people listening to your show. Right, yeah. I don't understand.

It doesn't make your self around your trailer. It doesn't make any sense. That's the way it says. You don't have to do it on a microphone and put it on the internet. But the beauty is he thinks, where do I get wrong? Every single podcast that I host, I do those shows, I talk about the things I talk about because I find it interesting. It would be stupid to do a show about things that you don't enjoy.

That doesn't make any sense, you're working backwards, okay? I disagree. He hates it. I hardly disagree. I only talk He- I honestly disagree. I only talk about things I don't enjoy and it's working out very well. He gets very fired up in this episode. This is him getting fired up. He is shy out of the cannon. And- and what it allows you is, hey man,

you heard me say something that you didn't enjoy. Well, fuck off. It's that simple. It is so easy. It's almost ridiculous to continue to regurgitate this bullshit that I've said a thousand times. I don't do this stuff because I want you to like it. I don't do this shit because I give a fuck if you like me. Okay, nobody starts podcasting to make friends. If you do, you're pathetic. You don't start podcasting to make friends, you start podcasting to get listeners.

Yeah, that's that's really the point. That's really the whole point. I don't know if you don't agree on that. I don't know if you know that. That's really the whole point of podcasting is to reach listeners. He thinks that when we make fun of them and then people go check out what he's doing, he wins them over. People hear you talk about me and they're like, who? Who is this? Why are they

mentioning this guy so much? And then whoever those people are might go out of their way and listen to my show and be like, yeah, I don't know what they're talking about. He's doing fine. He's doing a show how he wants to do it. Regardless of how anybody feels. Can you give me one example? I wanted the one person who heard us making fun of any of Patrick Michael shows went to listen to his show I went I don't know what these guys are talking about this shows great. I love One ex it Throw it out there yet again. You can come out of the show if you're an actual

Panvert if you enjoy Patrick Michael in an Ironic way. Yeah, I don't know if any of it makes sense. I enjoy Patrick. It's all, what am I talking about? Well, yeah, but everybody that's driven over to his podcast is like, oh, grease with us! Right, this guy's a laughing stock, but let's all have fun about it. Yes.

But I mean, I don't know, he's so mad. Yes. Just, all you gotta do is say yes. When somebody says, hey, would you like to come on WATP? Say yes. Come on here and just anything that comes out of Carl's mouth just be like, oh, it's probably because you're a cocksucker and I hate you.

Fuck you. And if you said that every time, it would be hilarious. I'd do that to everybody that ever invites you on another show. Tom Myers, are you listening? Yeah. It might be a good strategy for you as well. So this is what set him off

This is why he created this episode the guy who hit me up Yesterday or early morning today asking me if I wanted to rap battle He didn't ask let me let me rephrase that he doesn't ask to rap battle. He simply sends me a link To some sort of a rap song a rap disc He did it. He did against me dedicated to me sweet and then asked me if I wanted to Battle him because Comedian Tony Hinchcliffe told him to do so and they would put it on the show kill Tony Someone in the discord is the person you're all see all seeing how can you please let me know this amazing

I've had because Patrick Michael is so dumb he actually Get's reverse psychology if that's a term. Yeah, but basically it ends up Ending with him saying the thing about don't make an episode about me. Haha, haha You know like that's his laugh. He got his big laugh there. Oh, don't make an episode about me, ha ha ha. You know, like that's his laugh. He got his big laugh there. Don't make an episode about me. Which I don't understand. Isn't that what we do here in podcast, Bill? Don't talk about life and things that happen in our life, but I'm not supposed to mention his email. Why?

And we've already done 12 minutes of a podcast episode. And I haven't told you what their name is. Is it because I don't remember or is it because I don't give a shit? If you did this rap battle send it to us. Yeah, I know. So what in the discurses we have? Well, you know what? I'm saying we should all do rap battle.

Oh, omissions to Patrick Michael. Alright. And then we should all do rap battle. Oh, well, missions to Patrick Michael. All right. And then we can play them on here. All right, so I'll write a rap. I'm not good. I can't rap. We're the shit. But I will rap battle Patrick Michael right now.

Oh, we have some rap songs in slots, I remember. I don't know. I think we had some chops. So this is actually something that he says about this, empty three that he got, this MP3 that he got this rap battle But I I got to give him credit. This is funny. I know it's not gonna work because you're sending me an MP3 How do you rap battle an MP3 you stupid fuck? You're a dumb son of a bitch

I got him agree with the Sorry, we went to a rap battle So we just sent you a song it's salting you for 90 seconds. You're like okay great. He's just sitting there drinking it in. Yeah good point. What am I supposed to do with that? Oh my god. It's so great. It is it's so fun. All right. So PJ. The gauntlet's been thrown down rap battle patchy Michael yeah i know this has to happen all right here's a clip of him getting very confused

so he tries to make a point he knows that social media's a problem in his life but i don't know that he understands what he's trying to figure out here podcasting is not only fun and learning about it is even more fun, but the idea that if I simply just stayed off of social media this whole time, I could have still brought in fans and never dealt with any of these

people whatsoever at any point. I would have never had to deal with somebody taking my photos and pretending to be me. Like how fucking desperate are these people for content? You're so desperate that you're going out of your way and having other podcasts contact me to be on their show in which when I if I was to ever be on their show, they would simply use that segment of me on the show and send it to you and be like, hey guys look what I did, isn't that cool?

Isn't that funny? Can I be a part of your club now? I'm like, what in the fuck? Hey. Did that make any sense? No, because we're running so far over today. It's not like we have nothing to talk about. I know, that's a good point.

Everything is simply with this guy. It kills me every time. It's simply because... Right. Because you're a simple man. Because you're a simple... Jesus Christ. So he does use social media though,

because he likes to put his jokes on Twitter. I don't post anything that I consider to be a stand-up comedy joke or a joke at all, unless I think it's valued. Why the fuck? Unless I think it's funny even. Who's posting stuff that they don't enjoy? That's just as weird. So if you go on his Twitter,

because I'd like to know what he considers to be funny jokes, he has 50 followers and it's private. You have to ask permission to follow him on Twitter. On Twitter. So he's not using social media correctly. Yeah. If there's no way to see what he's posting out there, he's breaking about his jokes. I'd love to see them.

Is anybody, is anybody following this guy? Can you please post this jokes? It's your mom, your dad, your brother, your mother-in-law, your father-in-law, your brother-in-law. Oh, boy. The thing about Patrick Michael is that, so this guy wrote a man and said Tony Hinchcliffe said we'll put it on the show if you give a red fan. Which is a fucking lie. Of course.

If that Michael sees right through it. Okay, so I respond and let him know I said, you know what man? No, he didn't hit you up. That doesn't make any fucking sense. Tony Hinchcliffe does not know me like that. He doesn't know me well enough to have any idea that I did music outside of the fact that I did challenge Joel to a drum off. So what's funny about this is he thinks Tony Hinchcliff knows him to some degree but

doesn't know that he's a musician. Tony Hinchcliff does not remember you. No. That was months ago and he talks to dozens of idiotic wannabe comics every single week. If somebody was like, do you remember that guy that was terrible that had shitty internet in Indiana? He'd be like, not really. Of course. And he's like, I know Tony Henshkliff thinks about me a lot, but he doesn't know that I'm a musician.

Oh boy. That's so great. I'm sorry he's so mad. I am. Alright, I like you when he gets fired up and just wants to fight. That's my favorite part of Patrick Michael. I hate you so much because like I said, and I'll continue to say this. The truth is, I'll just fight you.

Like that's what I'll do. We can just fight. Like, why are you talking about an internet pretending to be me? If you really have a problem, where you want to meet guy that's where I'm at Alright, so he's fired up. He wants to fight people who are making rap battle songs and of course I'll represent who are these podcasts and a fight against Patrick Michael. Don't fight Patrick Michael. He's our buddy I'd rather him on the show. I'll just put him in a pillow fight. All right, so he explains that what we do is not creative.

If you review a podcast on your podcast, you're unoriginal, you're uncreative, and you're essentially stealing shit from other people. Okay, you're not coming up with original ideas, original thoughts, original content, in any way. You're saying, well, they said this on a podcast. Well, here's how I feel about it All right, let's just understand you're not creative You're not cool your parents won't be proud Okay, you won't be remembered for it and that's the sad sad truth about it, but you don't understand that. You don't recognize that. No, all right. He's projecting a lot. He's, he tells me pretty well. I have a take. This podcasting is a potluck dinner. You brought a fucking shitty pasta salad bull shit that nobody likes.

Yeah. And who are these podcasts are a person that ate it and is now standing behind the table at the potluck dinner going This is terrible. I hate this. Hey, are you taking a spoonful of that? Don't do it. It's terrible You did not have to bring this you did not have to put it on the internet None of this would be happening if you weren't putting this shit on the internet. And if you're gonna bring shit to a potluck dinner and we're gonna say, I'm not enjoying it, that's what's happening. He told me I'm not creative. He reviews movies, that's how I discovered it with Chewed God. Right. He's reviewing movies. He's like, well, you're not creative

because you're just reviewing podcasts. And I don't understand why that means I'm not creative I don't understand that part, but also I won't be remembered and my parents are proud of me There's a lot of weird shit going out of that cliff. Yeah, there's a lot of fucking weird shit I'm guessing it's his own hang-ups cuz his dad left when he was a toddler That's me I'm sorry. I'm sorry Patrick Michael Just got personal. He's getting really weird though, all of a sudden, right?

So he's talking about this analogy. And he explains that what, who are these podcasts is, is where the cool click in school, and what we do is we go and we befriend a nerd and bring them into our click just to make fun of them. And Patrick Michaels not going to fall for that because that's why he's not going on these shows and doing these things because he knows he's just going to be the ala al-Qaul and he doesn't want

that to happen. So as after he explains that, he goes into that whole analogy, he says this. Believe me, I've been there. I've been the guy who's like, hey man, let's befriend this goofball so we can roast him for two days. And the truth is, is you're not roasting him, you're fucking talking shit. I did not think that's where he was gonna go. He's like, I was that cool kid making fun of the dog. I'm like, wait, I thought for sure

you were gonna be the dog. It doesn't make sense. Get a goof down. It still doesn't make sense. Well, in his analogy, he just explained that he was one of the cool kids, and that's why he sees through this. But then he goes on to explain how the cool kids aren't cool anymore.

They still got fat. They still marry to ugly woman. They still have shitty, dirty kids. And they do a podcast about other podcasts or... He's trying to get himself right. He's trying to get himself right. They'll make them save people because they'll market be not the asshole. That's true. But when you're an asshole and you have no value, people don't take you seriously.

And that's what I feel. I'm a dickhead. I'm a piece of shit. I'm an asshole. But I have a lot of value. These fucking dudes don't have talent at all. Right. Does that make any sense?

That's why you're on kill stream and the dick show. I don't know how to make any sense at all. I'm not a dickhead. I'm not a dickhead. I'm a dickhead. I'm a dickhead. I'm an asshole. But I have a lot of value. These fucking dudes don't have talent at all. Right. Does that make any sense? That's why you're on Killstream and the Dix Show.

I don't know if I got any sense at all. So weird. Okay. And I have to say that if you listen to the, I think it was on the bonus episode where he called me the Eftzler. Right after calling me racist, which is really weird. This guy's a bit of a homophob.

And it comes out at weird times. And those are the people trying to talk to me. Get me on their show, make me rap battle, or roast me, you know, like the gay kids like to say. Roast me like the gay kids like to say? Like spit roast did. What's he talking about? He's forcing him to rap battle. He's breaking into his trailer.

Extremely homophobic. I'm not sure what that's all about. That's weird. Did you know that he's a pro when it comes to music though? Yes, he's a virtue. He's a man. Right? I learned professionally music. I've played in bands. Okay. I've traveled and lived in many different places What about you guy you haven't left grandma's house and we're supposed to take you seriously Yes I know this the shit that a company comes up with and he's constantly saying you don't know me What do you guys even know about me? It's like well?

All right, but you can't have it both ways there buddy Well, I mean what little I do know is that my grandma's a con I would never live with her That's one thing we can all agree. I mean I would like to know what Patrick Michael has done professionally music, as far as his musical talent. Oh, somebody found a video of him playing a live show. Yeah. It, he's, okay. It's carol, it's time you know. The drumming inability is outrageous.

But somebody paid him to do inept drumming. I don't know if that he got paid. to do in that drumming. I don't know if that he got paid. He was just playing a show. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, what has he done professionally? Oh, that's a great question. I have no idea. Yeah.

But he's trying to go head to head with you professionally. When you watch this guy play drums, you're like, who set that up for you? Because someone who's that bad at drumming can't possibly set up a drum side. It's incredible. So he's talking about stupid. He's got his own technician that's a troll.

He's talking about stupid everybody is. And he uses this sign which I thought was pretty funny. Dude, open your brain up. Open your brain up. Make it work, you know? Open your brain up. The problem, you know Open your brain up The problem with your brains isn't open up yet. Oh, all right This is another funny thing that he says. It's just wrong. I forget what it is, too is the journey J journey J

Does that sound right sounds right in my mouth in my head? Sure sounds right in his mouth because that's what Pfft. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And it's at the end of his show that he says this. Now remember, this is two episodes in a row now that he's put out where it's just motherfucking us. And anyone associated with this show. This should be a format for a show just motherfucking this show. It's phenomenal. I love it.

So let's hear this. Because truth be told, if you think you're roasting me, just understand that I would imagine those people who are saying these things are people that I've never heard a roast from. Don't know that you're even doing it. That's how under my radar you are. Huh. He doesn't even know that we're doing this. He has no idea. He's assuming it might be happening. I mean, it's possible that somebody out there named Carl is making fun of me, I don't know.

It's so off my radar, I don't even know. I don't even know that it's the whole format of a show. Two shows in a row. That's a safe, man. This is a safe, Chris. I mean, this is exactly what we want though, right? It is, I love it. Yeah.

It makes me very happy. Thank you. Pro from the Discord is always pulling clips. And I appreciate that. He pulled this clip, which is from the discord is always pulling clips and I appreciate that he pulled this clip which is From the something show number 36 and this will give you some interesting insights into how Patrick Michael Things other people live their lives. I think this is fascinating break it down to even something simpler like Getting past the 11th grade

Okay graduating Break it down to even something simpler like getting past the 11th grade Okay graduating There is a huge percentage of people that have never Never even got to high school let alone had even a close ability of graduating but you did And through the history of people that have graduated school or went to school for that many years and have Exited successfully is minimal

And you're part of that percentage if you did do it and that's bizarre and That like I said with anything if you got your driver's license There's millions of people to have never even drove a car And you're allowed to do it by yourself without any help at the age of 16, right? That's unique. That's special. And when you think about it, you break it down to those very simple things. You are significant. You are important. A huge percentage of people have never even gone to high school. Did you catch that? even gone to high school. Did you catch that?

Most people graduate high school. What allowed go to it? What percentage of people never even go to high school? You shouldn't rip on his daily affirmations. Most people don't even drive an automobile. What? What is he talking about? He doesn't Indian, is that like...

He doesn't have public transportation. Is that like he lives in Manhattan? I understand you have a car in Manhattan, but in Indiana, people don't have driver's license. Well, I think. His trip to Gary, Indiana scared the shit out of him. He doesn't want to travel at all. All right, so we did that bonus show about the episode

and producer Chris thought we missed a couple of really important points in that show. So he sent me some clips. So let's get into it. You wanna start with, where do you wanna start? I think you got them in order. We can start with that first one there. Basketball challenge.

All right, let's go. Speak for itself. Yeah, so I don't know how I missed this. I do have a hard time paying a touch of Patrick Michael for 30 minutes Yeah, so I don't know how I miss this. I do have a hard time paying as a Patrick Michael for 30 minutes straight, but apparently challenge me to a basketball game. The content itself is even growing. I'm even, I, chewed the depths of this content is absurd. So if you're one of these people that did join the Patreon, just know that you're getting, you're getting the mocho exclusive.

And truth be told, if you really wanna see what's what, come meet me on the court, okay? Get crossed over, all right? Get a three pointer shot right in your eye. How about that? See me on the court. See me on the court. I'll put 30 in your mouth. How about that?

How about that? Or what are we doing? Or what are we doing? So I don't know what this is. I don't know what it is. I'm just glad I'm, so, How about that? Or what are we doing? Or what are we doing? I don't know what this is. I don't know what it is. I'm just glad I'm so... Dude, I feel so good about it.

I feel like I'm glowing, like a pregnant lady. I'm glowing with the love of the infatuation. I love that you love me. You can see why it was hard for me to clip that. I don't know how you missed that. Amazing. Well, compared himself to a woman and I think he appears to be five, six. I don't know. Like, you don't think basketball is something you should be.

No, challenging people to it is funny because that was Michael Rapaport's thing with David Portanoi. Yeah. It was challenging him to basketball. He did a little funnier than better Michael then. Yeah, yeah. I think he challenged Brent to basketball too. Yeah, that makes sense. All right, in this one, he wants me to commit suicide.

I'd rather play basketball. Get in line. Your choice But what difference does that fucking make what difference does that make? I'm not allowed to talk into a microphone while my kids are around get the fuck out of here, dude get out Go kill yourself Seriously and do it slow man stick your head in the fucking oven do something real graphic like that because I want you to go slow I

Don't want I don't want you to be in and out of your quick like a bullet to the brain. No, no, no, no. Go slow. Take it slow. Stick your head in the oven. Enjoy that smell. Enjoy those fumes so I can enjoy the last few moments of your existence. Because that is probably the most vital you'll be in your life is when you die, when you commit suicide. Because ultimately that's what's going to happen to most of these people that try to talk shit to me online. You're so sad! You're going to kill yourself at some point. You might as well just accept it baby boy. That's what's gonna happen because obviously you're living such a ridiculous life that you have this much time to worry about me and all you're doing is trying to

gain clout for yourself. And sure there might be a podcast. You'd fated it out. It's hard to know when to stop. I know. It's all clipable. That's the problem with that. I think we did it the first part of that. I just didn't go into the die slowly. Yeah. You'll never be more vital. I know. Like I said, I love the fade out on him though. It's just and we should we should have all of his clips out of the fade out.

Because it's just like, uh, he just keeps going, he's going. All right. Last one. This is about how good-looking he is, right? Yeah, this book ends everything. Yeah, I'll tell you this. I got beautiful teeth. That's a fact. I have the best teeth in podcasting. 100%. Show me the competition. I'll show you the teeth about that. I go straight for the I go straight for the goods Here it is you bring your best minds already in the mouth. What's up? You know I have great hair to really beautiful hair You know my hands are nice looking And if you don't believe it see me on the court

21 with my left hand Still I've listened to many of my own podcasts due to editing and I know for a fact there is some very funny stuff But most of my stuff is educational This is a learning exercise. He thinks they're reading wiki media pages equals educational I mean he's good looking. I'll give it to him. It's not funny. I'll give him that All right, that's way too much Patrick Michael talk. I got a fucking No idea why Karl texted me is like what else do you want to talk about? I know too much three you want to talk about? I know, too much. Three different things to talk about. I know.

Nothing but content now. Oh my god, the show's just turned into Babble, Babble, Babble. Speaking of which. Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. This is gonna be a short, Hopi, so. Okay.

He put out an episode recently. He hadn't for a while, and then he revealed why he hadn't put one out in a while. It's because they just got a puppy. Oh, it's not because his show sucks and he has nothing to talk about. No. Okay. He would never realize that, which and he has nothing to talk about. No, okay. He would never realize that, which is the beauty of Opie. I love Opie. I love Opie. I love Patrick Michael. Vic, I'm not so sure about. So he just got a puppy for his 10 year old son. His son turned 10. They got him a puppy. Fun. And he tells the story of getting this poppy, which is great because, you know, typically

you want like a rescue dog, you want to go to a shelter's a dog that, you know, is not going to make it otherwise. He went to a breeder. Oh, of course, because he's a millionaire. That's what that's what you do. And in case you were wondering how big of an asshole he is, his wife had a purchase books on how to raise a puppy and give them to Opie. And why did she have to do this? I'll let Opie explain. So man, the stuff started arriving at my house. All sorts of dog books, how to properly raise a puppy. Did you know you can't yell at him? Did you know you can't really hit the dogs anymore? We used to hit our dogs, right?

We come from a generation where everything got hit. Our dogs got hit, our cats got hit. The kids got hit, the kids would hit each other. So that's where I come from, but oh no man, they do it very, very differently. You gotta get your books You gotta study up on puppies Most people don't have to buy books. I think your wife just realized you're a psychopath

It's yeah, you're not gonna train the dog by hitting it read this book you fucking asshole Is that same you seem like the kind of guy that needs to be told that you can't throw a sack full of kittens in the river anymore. He was hit in cats! We was to hit our cats! Why? It's wrong with you. That was never okay. He's scratching the chair, kick it.

I love when Opie's on these podcasts where people are just, you know, chatting with him and he's just scrolling through as he's going. You love that? Yes. I hate it. Because he gets triggered. So easily, this one's great. Zachary says this is a riveting story.

Zachary is a douchebag that just wants to be here to make everyone's life miserable. Holy shit, you know how much content there is out there? Why would you do this to yourself? If this isn't riveting, just go! I can't even keep up with podcasts and I'm not even a podcast listener. Him and Patrick Micah are starting to sound very similar. Oh, you know, like, make sure that you don't listen to her. I know I'm told you to listen to my show and you don't like it.

Like, well, first off, you're telling a story for 15 minutes about getting a dog. It's not exciting. No. And I just love that he gets triggered so hard by somebody. Somebody else later on triggers him with chip. And he freaks out when you mention chip, chip, or send. I love it. This is so funny. Yeah.

Chip is greater than Opie. Dude, I don't have any connection to the old days. Why are you doing that to yourself? Why the fuck would you do that to yourself? The Opie and A show ended six years ago. It's kind of creepy that you're so obsessed. And if you like chip over me, my god, you're brain injured

Fucking idiot. I am obviously brain injured. I must have been sci-ed see certainly prefer chip to Opie But what's great about that is you just heard how upset he gets when he just reads the word chip He gets very upset. I've documented that many times But then he has to go on to explain that it doesn't bother him at all. What do you want from me? What is supposed to happen? Like I'm supposed to get really mad because you like chip better than me? Why would I care about that? I'm hanging out with a lot of really cool people. you at one of my three houses and I'm supposed to be bothered because you're saying Chip is greater than opi. What are you what are you fucking nuts?

I think you are bothered. I think it's very obvious when you start showing how many houses you are Yeah, that means your bother that was an extra house. I didn't even know yet. I know three houses No shit. Well, I bought one for my sister. Well, hey, you know, he has three houses. I'm not going to make fun of him anymore. Yeah, I know, right. It's like, Senator John, I actually have two cars. I mean, well, one of them is for my daughter, but I gave one away,

but I got three houses. If you count the one I gave away, I have two cars. I can lose here. All right. Oh, so he explains that he went to a breeder, and when you're walking out of the puppy, people often ask, is this a rescue dog? And Opia's learned to lie.

Oh my God, oh my God, is it a rescue dog? No, he got it from a breeder. Mid pet, the person walked away. Mid pet. So guess what the opster learned that every single person that asked me if it's a rescue dog, I go, yes, it is. I'm a good guy. Hope you were not alive.

Maybe you should say that your podcast is a rescue podcast Oh shit All right, so then he starts getting into politics Which is always my favorite thing and just a couple more clips here that I have on on OP and He doesn't like Trump And he doesn't like Trump. He's made that very clear. And he thinks that because he's made that clear, that's why people hate him.

And blame things on him because he doesn't like Trump. So I try to explain to people that I don't like Biden. I don't like Trump. I think we can do better as a country. And I know that's pissing off people as you fucking hear this now. But because I say I don't like Trump, that means I'm a a country and I know that's pissing off people as you fucking hear this now But because I say I don't like Trump that means I'm a lib tart and I'm a Snowflake and I should die and I'm the biggest piece of shit ever

Blib, blah, blah, blah, blah, and you ruined ONA and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah They blame me for everything because I want you to wear a goddamn mask and I don't believe in Trump It's not because you don't like Trump that people think you're ruined on a day. That's hilarious. This is how he's directing his brain. He's just like, well, it must be political that people think I suck them at radio show.

No, there's documentation of it. I watch videos all the time. I'm you sucking at your radio show. You know, they show you were on before this guy was the president. He ruined your show. Yeah, right. Obi, it's not because they're Trump supporters, they just like comedy.

They're just fans of comedy. And when you step on it, it pisses them off. So Obi's talking about how, and guys, I know you've never heard this before. He doesn't like Biden or Trump. He's not on the right or the left. All right. Did you guys know this? I've never talked about it. I've never heard a such a thing. I know, right. I know who could possibly be like that, right?

He learns a new word that describes what he is. He's very excited about this. Where was I? Oh, so a couple of people were like, you know, you're a centrist. And I'm like, damn, I got a Google centrist. centrist And I'm like oh centrist is like being a moderate Now I used to just tell people that I you know I'm a moderate but I think I'm gonna up my game and just start telling people I'm a centrist

That sounds cooler, right? You never heard the term. OP, stop talking about politics. Never know about politics again. You didn't know the word centrist here to Google it? Are you fucking insane? Use the context clues. Maybe you don't want either of the 70-year-old men that shouldn't have nothing to do with the country.

Yeah. It's not a hot day. It's not a hot day. It's not a hot day. It's not a hot day. It's not a hot day at all. So the next episode after that Opi is going through his Twitter feed and he put out a tweet and then people started debating him because it's political and Of course he's so proud of himself for this tweet Listen to how he compliments himself for what he wrote and just tell me if this praise is justified But I wrote or tweeted back to this guy, this is horse shit.

Yes they should ask Bill Clinton as well, but this isn't about politics and Bill Clinton isn't the president right now. It's about being a decent human being no matter where you fall politically. Oh my god, you know, you go on Twitter and you tweet something like that and you pat yourself on the back like look It may show in some intelligence and big brains He thought that tweet was proof of his intelligence and big brains That's such a nothing tweets about Bill Quentin well that, because Gullain Trump said he wishes the best for Gullain Maxwell.

Oh, right. And Opie's like, well, that's kind of fucked up. That woman that facilitated all the raping so that her age women, yeah. President probably should be like, she does well, it's pretty stupid. So then Opie posts that. And then the guy's like, we're one above Clinton, you know?

I was like, what's this? We're just wearing a Twitter. Why are you wasting your three ounces? Why are you wasting your time with this debate of Twitter cares? So fucking stupid and he's panning himself on the back. I Love it so great. I love it. All right. That's all I got for opi. Wow Cherry Banfield is a guy. Oh my gosh. I'm not talking about it. Yeah. Yeah, it can't be ignored It can't be ignored anymore. What is happening with Jerry Bandfield? What is happening with Jerry Bandfield?

It's very serious. Okay. Okay. Bring the mood down. Everybody should be very concerned. Okay. What you're gonna hear is gonna concern you. Oh boy.

It sounds like Jerry Bandfield is in a bathtub with a straight razor. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. He's been doing these seminars. I think it warrants more attention. It's like three hours on YouTube broken up. Are these the ones where he's in a gym? Yes. There's a mirror behind him and you can see how many people are in the audience and there's three people in the audience. Yes. There's a mirror behind him and you can see how many people are in the audience and there's three people in the audience Yes, there's literally three people sitting on comfortably as I explained

I counted I counted because he's like I can't believe how full the room is There's a grand total of 16 people there. Oh, I saw one where there were three one of them is working and like Video-taking and photographing everything and then it's like 15 people sitting socially distance. Right. So it looks like he's doing, his Don LaPrie, wealth building, bullshit. The guy who owes $600,000, he was in debt by a half a million dollars. He's doing it in a rec center.

Yeah. It's like a gym, there's yoga balls and, you know, the whole wall is a mirror. And what, so there's no mystery as it was going on. The first hour though is the best one. That's, we should do a bonus episode. Okay.

I'm in. He comes out in a short, and a t-shirt and sneakers wearing a sport coat, wearing a blazer. He's hip. Yeah. He does the kids are into. Yeah And he's like, oh my god, I'm so glad the room is full. Yeah, there's 16 people and you can see it Yeah, we can all see it. Don't be a smear me. It's full of stupidity

And he imagined your life's got to a point where you're looking to cherry-pantfield to figure out how to do things right Oh my god, it's the greatest. And he's like the first time I did it, there's nobody here. Nobody showed up, so I'm so glad that you guys are here. Jesus, don't admit that. And anyway, cut to a couple of weeks later. The rec center said, you posted offensive things on Facebook because you said, nobody needs to wear a mask during COVID

because Jesus will save you from COVID. Oh, did Jason. Yeah, this is like an AA. What happened during the plague was Jesus taking us to have a very anti-dosey not on his face. Yeah, yeah. So the rec center, the rec center took his venue away. And he's at his wit's end.

Oh, is that what the problem is? Yes. That's why he has a suicide video. He has nowhere to sell his bullshit. The internet, that's where he sells always bullshit. Well, yeah, yeah, but he can't sell it to people in person anymore. Okay.

Clip 21, is this is Boohoo Bamfield. What's up guys, thanks for being here today. Man, it's been a rough day. I've been really in the dumps all day. I did this video to let you know that it's okay that if you're getting the dumps, if you have a rough day, you're not alone. And especially if your thoughts get really dark,

like you just can't stand humanity in general anymore, you're not alone. And especially if your thoughts get really dark, like you just can't stand humanity in general anymore. You're not alone. Okay. All right, that's, so you sent this video to me. I started washing and I got a little bit of doing it. I was like, woof. I don't know. I don't know if that's what Andy.

I mean, this fucking erupt. He's gonna get off of himself and we're like goofing out of him. You actually felt bad for him. This guy's fucking like, I know. He's feeling bullshit to stupid people. And you know we better than that. I know.

I don't actually get her. All right. Yeah, so this next clip, this is where I kind of alluded to it where they took his venue away because of what he said. This is not grateful for co-bed. If you read someone like post recently, I've posted something about I'm grateful for COVID because I am. This is made life so interesting. It's encouraged me to grow a lot. It's given me a chance to practice love and tolerance for others.

It's encouraged me to grow a lot. It's given me a chance to practice love and tolerance for others And a lot of people were really hating on my posts and oh, you're such a horrible person saying you're grateful for this and That you don't agree with mass and all this stuff. Yo, guess what's up. Thanks for being the first on the live stream There's a lot of that It's a lot of congratulating people. So he's funneling these, you know, fives and fives of people into the Rec Center without masks. And they're like, you can't do that here anymore. So they said you're not allowed to do that. You're seminaries here.

Which is like, do you know what state he's in? Where is Jerry? It's got, yeah, well, that's the thing. It's got to be... I think I knew this. Because he's like, oh, they're going to shut Jim's down. Yeah. This was like last week. What state of you in which Jim's already shut down?

I don't know. Okay. And anyway, it's probably... I know. We're, you know, I'm getting lost to the way he took care of us. That's fine. So they take... It's a state of confusion.

They take his seminars away, which I don't know what kind of revenue He's pulling in he's all about like pulling in revenue. Oh, that's all he talks about I watch I watch his social media self-help video and the very first thing he says is like the only thing you should be posting should make you money I'm like, you do social media at all at all. I'm okay. It's like I'm dying. And even brother Joe was he was formatting all this Twitch Brent shit and all these YouTube clips for me. He's like I cut all the ads out of this clip for you and they weren't all cut out. There's so many ads in Jerry's 12 15 minute clip. Wait, there's ads for what? As for his shit. Bullshit. As you like his self-help stuff. No, no, it's just YouTube is putting ads into the middle of the Sponetizing. Yeah, that's how he's monetizing it gotcha and there it's a 10 minute clip. There's

six ads. Yeah, so many ads great great good job, Jerry. Yeah, so They took his venue away, and he is devastated. Yeah. So this is, they clicked 23. He's seen his soul. I just couldn't see any happiness, and I cried for like an hour today, at least an hour.

I just cried and bawled my head out. My two-year-old son was patting my head. He's like, it's okay daddy It's okay. Hi, Poof. Have Yave Malu. What's up? Thanks for watching live. Thanks for the post two likes on the video So his two-year-old is better adjusted. Yeah, nice His two-year-old son isn't making it feel better, but people his YouTube likes are making him feel better Thanks for watching. Yeah, this guy might not have all of his marbles. Yeah, it's possible.

And I can't sell people bullshit in the gymnasium. And it makes me hate my wife and children. He cried for over an hour. Over an hour. Jesus. Dude, I've been so down today. I've been way down in the dumpster in the bottom of the dumpster today There's nothing like looking at your beautiful wife and your beautiful children and thinking I don't care about any of this

Your part as your wife listen. We're standing right here Jerry Jesus Wow your wife listen. We're standing right here, Jerry Jesus. Wow. My two-year-old son's painting by hand and I said, I don't care about you in any way, shape or form. That's, that's insane. That's dark. That's dark. It's again, shit, you don't want to put on the internet. If you think those thoughts, don't say them into a video on the internet. Wow. Yeah. By the way, PJ says we have to plug his TikTok. I have checked out a TikTok, it's been a while. Jerry's got a TikTok.

Oh yeah, dude, he's all over social media. I got his e-top list doing this and dance. It's for the yoga. Apparently it's really good to check that out. But not to worry, business is going great, Carl's really good. Check that out. But not to worry. And business is going great, Carl. Oh, good, okay. Flip 26.

All right. My business, the income is actually good. I've made 13,000 profit this year, which really it's about 25,000, except I paid 12,000 off a contractor I owed last year. So the business has been doing great considering I haven't been doing almost anything with my online business.

I'm still earning thousands like 13, 14, 100 a month and YouTube ad revenue off of all the videos I did before. Even though I lost 100,000 last year, that was me. Oh my God, he thinks that 13,000 a profit for a year is good. He's on track to make $36,000 this year. Jesus Christ, that's terrible. That is, he's not giving himself a salary. No.

It's not like he's a salary deploy and this is just above and beyond that. Like he's literally, it's a rounding error. He makes zero. Yeah. He owes $600,000 and makes that. Like he's literally, it's a running error. He makes zero. Yeah. He owes $600,000 and makes zero. Yeah. So he's doing, he's, he's at his wit set.

He's at his wit set because he lost this correct center gym seminar thing. Do you think that's the real problem, Andy? No, it is definitely the real problem. You think there's a deeper concern going on? Oh, wow. You think maybe this just set off this emotional thing that happened?

Oh, definitely. Maybe he's not going to slide the bus away, can we? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, maybe it's a fight of job. So now he's pivoting to doing yoga in the party. It's going to be a cop. Did you know that? Shut up.

He's an ex-police officer. You watch these videos, right? Yeah. It's the most frail human I've ever seen. I could pick him up and just like swing him like a baseball bat into another cop. I'd love to see that during a protest. Ha ha ha ha.

And he's got his PLM shirt on. He's throwing Jerry Bantfield around. Ha ha ha ha. And you fucking loser. Ha ha ha ha. Go'll be able to lose her. Go cry on the internet, you loser. All right, we've been doing this too long. Well, you know what?

Yeah. Everything's gonna be fine though, because he's got a new business model. Oh, good. You know, he's done a lot. He's made the seminar. He's doing the yoga in the park. But, you know, maybe he would have been better off going another route 27

Especially my business. I thought man I could have done nothing at all and came out farther ahead financially than where I'm now Yes, when you spend more than you make you're doing yourself a disservice It's not a good business model. He's like Jesus Christ I could have just been like a bum on the street made more money Yes, because you lost money if I haven't done any of this I would have been better off So it's fucking stop Wow All right, so Jerry's doing great. You have this one other clip out here the 13 reasons why yeah, that was a lead in I kind of explained it good

Good I love it. Wow. Good. I love it. Wow. We've done it all today. We've done it all Andy, but there's still one more very important piece of business. Yeah. Everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show where we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing

on next week's W-A-T-P. Boom! And I'm excited for that one because this is going to be a bonkers. I'm pretty excited to talk about this topic today. Over the past five years, I have been asked so many times from so many guys. How do I get my wife into this? Like it is absolutely the most asked question I get. And so today, I'm gonna answer that to the best of my ability. So maybe you should just take out a pen and paper,

make some notes, and listen up. This is a podcast called the Venus Cuckoldress Podcast. This is a suggestion from Kaya. Yikes. It is a podcast about cuckolding. It's four cucks and it explains how to become a cuck for guys who want to become a cuck and want to get their wives into I'm guessing BBC.

Yeah. And they want to sit in the corner and watch this happen. We're so punch drunk from gross sex talk. I know. It's not even that shocking. Hearing that was just like, oh no, more of this. Sorry. Next week, next week we'll reset.

Next week we'll reset. And we'll talk about this pro-cuck show, which should be a lot of fun. You look like you had something to say about that. Pretty good. We never covered this about the original Brent Hattie show. There was no gross sex talk. They did gizz and fizz and all those rhyming words.

But then they would say then we started having sex. Every time, they never said the word fuck or cock or anything. Yeah, yeah. It never got gross. That's my complaint. It's like Dr. Seuss cutie. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

Since we're going back and talking about things that we didn't do right in the first three hours of the show, I want to also mention, I forgot to say the episode that we did on our bonus show where where Patrick Michael was motherfucking me, that show has been moved to the $100 a month tier. You cannot get, if you pay him $10 a month, you cannot get that episode down. Thanks, baby.

He moved it to the $100 a month tier. You need to pay Patrick Michael $100 to hear him rant about me for 38 minutes. Or pay me five, and I play most of it. So Brent did that wrong, Patrick Michael did that wrong, Carl invited me on this show. And he did that wrong.

So it's all my fault. God, that sounds like a gross show. You know what the problem with this show is Andy? Too much prep. I think we've all of us have too much prep for this show. Yeah, we've got to come back. It's hitting that level. We've got to cut back at the front. This show has gone to a this show. Yeah, we've got the catch. It's hitting that level. We've got the cup back at the front.

This show has gone to a level though. Yeah, it's like, people think that there's not, that it's just a fuck around, but, you know, now we got a new studio and producer Chris is bringing the premium beers that make me walk off the show. Carl got me this gift bag, which I'm noticing now, it's just, you you know dirty kitty litter It's not actually give it all right, but all right, please who much join us again next week

It might be the episode we find out what's for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. Oh shit before I do that. I got to play this I got to play this in the regular segment of the show I can't do this. Go ahead. All right, hold on to what you're gonna say because our buddy Doug From the Jingles apartment, Doug white. Yeah, yeah, he put together a song for Vic. Oh, this needs to be in the show proper It needs to be in the show proper. They tuned for the after show. It needs to be in the show proper. Oh Here we go. All right, Doug White from the Jingles apartment who loves Vick, got her an early Christmas gift

this year. I'm not even sure why, but I want to play this for our friend Victoria. Hello. I'm going to sing it. I'm going to sing it. I'm going to sing it. I'm going to sing it. Give me this Really awkward Fantastic You know, I'm not bad

Yeah, okay Oh I have no idea why there's no way that dogs did not show off to that All right, so there you go that's a Hollow Christmas All right, so there you go. That's a hollow Christmas. That's gonna be in my playlist. I mentioned season's greetings. I have mentioned that I'm gonna be on the Drew and Mike show doing a regular segment on their show, which I'm very excited about. I love the Drew and Mike show.

A lot of people was in our show, came over because of Drew Lane talking about our show. Great show. Drew's been screwing with me because we messaged together when I'm gonna come on and then he said something very different when he's out of show because I listen to a show and he's like, you know, we're gonna have Carl on this weekend. I thought it was next week, so that's next weekend.

Getting all confused. Anyway, I wanted to play this quick mention because more exciting news here. Very cool. You know, I kept saying that Carl was thinking on Thursday. It's the last Thursday of the month. I don't know why I can't get the straight. Every time I do that Carl text me, he goes, exciting news here. Thursday every month and then I was thinking it goes really well, which I think it will though maybe two Thursdays a month or something I don't know All right, I even done it yet. He's already decided it's going really well

And we got to bump it up to two Thursdays so I'm actually gonna be talking about the Roblo podcast if you want to check out Thursdays episode which you puts out pretty late. So it's more for Friday morning Next week, okay, we're gonna say about Roblo. Hi. I listened to the first one did you? Let's see what Chris Pratt. Yeah, yeah, listen to some of that Okay, what are we gonna say about Ravel? Hi, I listened to the first one. Did you? We got to see what it was Chris Pratt? Yeah. Yeah, I listened to some of that too. So, that's it.

So we'll be talking about that. It's gonna be all original content when I go on Drew and Mike. We're not gonna be rehashing what's settering Johns up to or... Although I do want to bring back morning toast, because those guys are fascinated. That's worth... With the morning toast girls. Taking back into, like so ridiculous.

Sorry, that kills. We had a lot of fun with that. So please, join us again next week. It might be up so we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio.

Check out a show these clothes right now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job job everyone. Fucking things suck! That's a chill. This dude is fucking corn. You fucking know about this shit!

Who gets a shit, who gets a fuck? Like, like know. I don't get it makes no sense Reveals Oh with Vic. Wap, wap, wap. Hello, Vic. Hello. What's up? Yeah, Vic. Is Lindsay on with you today? Yes, she is.

Lindsay, how's it going? Pretty good, are you? Did you know that you lived with a celebrity? Are you just learning about this now? Well, apparently, Victoria lives with like some fucking Mexican chick who cleans up off the hair. Yes, this is true. This is you, right?

You're the Mexican lady? Well, that's like half true because I'm half Mexican and she cleans up after me actually, so you actually accidentally said celebrity. So you list celebrity when, yeah, when, when she told me your name was Lindsay, I had a feeling that you weren't all that Mexican. The other job that I have a white first name, a black middle name, and a Mexican last name. My first name is Lindsay and then my middle name is Lene,

and my last name is Mercado. You just ducked your soul. Yeah. And what's your phone number and address? Yeah, I'm not that stupid. Put it behind a paper. Yeah, we'll put your number on the page and add for everybody. Lindsay, how old are you? 23. And you work at Penaire Brett's cell or did you find a better job? No, unfortunately I do. Okay, I don't have a Napa, I'm in chicken salad sandwich with chips and a mango smoothie. Thank you, drive through.

I don't make the meals, I just make the bread. And you work for Victoria? No, that is also false. I was really good at some point. Who was that? She's a big hot shit over there. She used to manage a few locations, but I never worked at those locations.

That's true. Who makes all the jizz that goes into this movie? It depends on the day. Oh, boy. Oh, I did have the Christmas present for Vic on the board. It's over here. It's on this board. God damn it.

It's too much going on. I knew that took way too long. I know. Could you far too unprepared? Could you hear that at all? Or was that clipping on you? No, that was good. It's just that. Game song clips a lot, Carl. I mean, like, it's only been broken for like fucking five weeks. Shut up, Ben. Lindsay, what are you wearing? And it's a question, aren't they? I'm wearing jeggings. I'm wearing jeggings and a tube top made out of old jeggings. Oh, no, no, no, I'm wearing it because I slept to like 11 a.m. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah. Very good. So which one do you guess the hotter boyfriends? Yeah, yeah, so which one do you guess the hotter boyfriends?

Well Victoria The date men that look like her So mill house dating mill house All right, hold on second. I gotta stop. I gotta stop you right there Lindsey. You're the new Vick. Vick, you're kicked off. You're the new Vick. Lindsey said, new Vick. Lindsey, you want to review for us? I have three reviews for you, Carl. Oh, good.

But I want to ask Lindsey a question. So you said that you had a joke about your name and that it wasn't that funny. Do you also do stand up? Victoria pushes me too, but I don't like public speaking. So I probably, I mean, I would 100% go on Kill Tony like once in my life, like that's for sure.

Sometimes I help Vic with our jokes, like if they're kind of shitty, I'm like, yeah, you should reword that, but that's really it. Why only sometimes? Yeah. Yeah. Don't.

That's a good question. So you're gonna deny that you helped with that other sat rate, because you had nothing to do with that one, right? No, I, that's true. I didn't have anything to do with that one. Very good. Smart, yeah, smart thing to say. All right, No, I, that's true. I didn't have anything to do with that one. Very good. Smart. Yeah. Smart thing to say. All right. Cool. Lindsay, I really want you to film your roommate next time she's doing stand up because I would like to see an updated video of what she's up to.

Okay. Yeah. Sweet. I'm putting her to work. This is fun. This is fun. What about reviews? Yeah, we got reviews there. Yeah, you got I got three I got two one stars and a five star for you. All right. Let's do it cool one star I got you got a one star that said it's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's the opposite. Yeah It's the opposite I can do it. Yeah, pretty good is not a one star awful is a one star pretty good is a two star People get confused as I say give us five stars and shit all over us and then they go oh give one stars They're good like the cute very cute castle follow the fucking instructions That username was like Chuck Norris loves DB as well, so I don't you know

It's pretty good. Mm-hmm good And then you got another one star. Why does this exist? This is a kind of negativity we don't need in this world. The judgment these guys pass on other shows and fan bases is pathetic. Go away. No one should listen to this kind of garbage, especially in these times. Sorry, life didn't work out for you guys,

but man up and keep it to yourself. Life's working out better than a ship. I got it. Sorry, Tom Myers. I gotta say in these times is my least favorite turn of phrase right now. I'm fucking hate it. Agreed. Every commercial that comes out where fucking the FedEx drivers wearing a mask and saying

in these times. Together blah blah. Fuck off. God. W-A-T-P has been with you through thick and thin. Yeah. Through the good times, the bad times. And we'll continue to make fun of Patrick Michael

or whatever the fuck that asshole's calling himself for years to come. Right. And where will we wearing masks while we do it? Probably not. All right, what's the five star? What do we got? You got a horrific pile of excretement.

There we go. The host call. It's at Skrimman. Come on. I can't read. Come on. There's the host call. It's at Scrimmin. Come on. Angie, come on. She's just a girl. Slash Carol, not for what his name is, is definitely on the spectrum, the douche spectrum.

How dare he objectively and humorously listen to podcasts I enjoy and not say they're the best thing ever. It's good to see it off. He even backs up his assertations with clips like a real douche. It's also hilarious. And I love listening. if you can't find something funny with this podcast. That's your fault Yeah, I like it. Hey, you know, I just five stars. You know, I just remembered. Yeah, whimsy had

COVID are you over it? No, yeah, yeah, yeah I've been over it for like a week and a half now and Vic did you ever get your results back? No, I'm gonna assume it's positive. Okay, cuz you have cuz you ever get your results back? No, I'm going to assume it's positive. Okay, because you have, because you have COVID feet, right? Diaria. Something like that. No, I, I never really had any like big symptoms, but, you know, I had Lindsey like lick my door handles. So, right.

You guys are the fighter and the kid of skanks. Door handles, what she calls her chute bubble gum. To call back. She was licking my door handle. So, um, Lindsey, I'll ask the question for the discourse and everybody's in here asking it. Uh, feet picks.

What's going on? The guys who the guys who listen to the show are all creeps by the way the guys who listen to the show are creeps I mean So I did make an only fans, but like I've only put like once Wait whoa whoa whoa. Hey, all right slow down Say it again. So you would only fans account Lindsay? I do okay. What's the the URL of that? fans of COT Lindsay. I do. Okay. What's the URL on that? So my only fans is it's called Violet Vault. What's 2T's at the end? Violet Vault? Does anyone follow this? Yeah, do you see what I look like? You'll kind of understand. I have like... Is this like you flossing tap-less? It's just me

like beating the fuck out of Victoria. Yeah. I would pay to see that. Exactly. That's what I'm advertising it. All right. I'll go tit for tat with a feet picks on Discord. You say violent bolt or violent bolt? Yeah, violent bolt. I'm looking at the bolt.

And the bolt has two two up there. Oh, bolt. Oh, bolt. Scotcha. That was bolt. Carl can't spell. He's a fucking illiterate. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Fuck a job, right? Hey, if there's money to be made, you know, don't leave money in the table. Like I have a boobs, you know? Oh, there we go. I want boobs. 15 bucks a month, you get one post.

Sweet. I'm totally gonna be a subscriber. I don't like have anyone yet. Like I'm not gonna put on the good shit there first. Do you have green hair still? Yeah, I do you need a lot of attention All right, all right, well guess what I no longer care about your feet picks. Yeah, yeah I'm looking at your feet and I'm wondering are there any voicemails?

All right, very good. Lindsay, you're a good sport. I'm glad that you came on today. I appreciate that Yeah, no problem. All right, let's play voicemails to talk about your roommate. Here we go Hey Carl Good fan of the show big fan I heard on the week an episode that Vic was having a Time for trouble getting back a result for the coronavirus. And I just want you to know, I am a licensed professional. I have an MD, a doctor, as one might say. And if you just pass over my phone number, you just tell us some pictures of those feet.

And she's having some problems with the joints of the bathroom a lot. Maybe some of those would work too. You know, just help out a buddy here, you know, life's professional care. It's only wanted to help. Nice and I'm dear. Yeah. You know, diagnosed COVID-toe and site. We could go wrong. Guys, we can figure out if you have COVID just by looking at your toes brand new service that we have Alright more voice mouse holy shit car. Are you getting fucking scam? That thing about your fucking code being leaked online the same shit It's like the fucking come town guys like what the fuck did it literally just stealing money from you? Dude better fucking

Nick some dude They literally just stealing money from you, dude. Better fucking just mix them, dude. So he's referring to the fact that we did a read for the Manscaped lawnmower 3.0, which we'll be advertising again in August, which is great. And they said that the promo code WOTP for 20% off and free shipping was leaked to a website. But I didn't lose any money. They're still paying for the spot. They're just changing the promo code WOTP for 200% off free shipping was leaked to a website, but I didn't lose any money. They're still paying for the spot.

They're just changing the promo code. It's going to be WOTP 20, I believe. And we're stealing compound content. It's fine. Correct. Correct. So all good there. Thanks for your concern. I don't know why that seems to happen a lot though.

Where people do a good job and get a lot of people to buy something and then they assume that there's a scam guy. Yeah, I'm like, this can't be possible. This show is actually good. Yeah, this is somebody else talking about that. Hey Carl, you know how you said that your promosive for man's fame was leaked. That's happened to a bunch of different fucking podcasts. I know Dick talked about it, but the same thing happened.

I don't know if it was for man's base but on uh... the biggest problem they they may be doing the thing because they said it was a week and happened to his right they talked about that recently and it also happened the official podcast i think that's just something these advertisers do to try to get

and uh... a free extra read out of you Call me back. But we won't be giving any free words and it's fine. Nobody's listening to who's right. I was thinking the same thing I'm like I'm someone actually redeem that I've been a diddly That's money Boater guy 69 is From the UK. I think that I assume everyone's Australian who who calls it a show, I'm warning that I'm a fucking adult when it comes to accents. Okay, listen to this Australian guy,

it even vicks like that guy's an Aberdeen bus. Here's another voicemail. Hey, Carly Poo. This is bone exercise 69 again, not from Australia, or even Tasmania. I'm from the UK, this's a British accent. I'm just living in Tanzania at the moment in East Africa but that's where I think you're going to see that. I'm not the one on trial here, fuck that. Yeah, it's a coin to say

Carl, Carly, or is it Carla? I'm thinking of Sheus' girlfriend, or fiancee, whether the fuck she is. Man, you've got the same name as her. You know, that must really get into his head. This rampage, this Shamus rampage, has got to be coming your way soon. I just hope every time he looks at her, he thinks of you. I'd imagine he might. Anyway, keep up the great work and call me back And strong Whoa whoa whoa That was boring until the very end great Yeah, somebody found your your thing there Lindsey and oh geez post today. Yeah

Okay, yeah, I literally went and had to post a of my tits so you guys don't have two tits Because people were I guess confused that I only had one boom Nobody's mad at it. No one's upset. This is what you wanted right? I do agree I do agree charge last I bet you would get a few people coming out a few people coming up. Yeah, you're a good idea. You got to down to $5. Okay. People coming for my tits right now,

you can go fuck yourself because I have a nice tits. Come on. Those are $5. Don't, come on. Those are $5, Chitties. Don't be rude to our guests. Those would go over great enough for Donia, swingers club.

Oh, boy. So I always make it fun fun of little shop of horse Yeah Yeah, yeah, Carl little shop of horses is a good movie. Go fuck yourself. No, it's not come on I like Willy walk I the original way walk so I get it I just Martin Bill Murray thing is the only thing worth watching that for. Come on. It's not good. It's a shitty musical. Oh, the guy who didn't answer the phone when I tried to call him.

Yeah, I think he called back. Hey, Carl. I'm the guy that answered the phone when you called him back. Oh, this is the guy who didn't answer the phone. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. I want time. Yeah. Hey, Carl. I'm the guy that answered the phone when you called them back. Oh, this is the guy who didn't answer the phone. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, I want time Yeah, hey Carl, I'm the guy that answered the phone when you call them back I gotta say fuck that guy who didn't answer the phone when you call them back. Yeah, I agree yeah, except for it worked out really well because I wasn't recording my Skype track and it would have all been lost So nice you worked out really well that he didn't answer his phone. I would have been so pissed if he had.

We didn't have any of that audio. Apparently the guy I called, he texted me later and he was like, hey, I wasn't that voice mailer. So that would have been weird as well. Wait, what? Oh, yeah. The guy who like, he was like the classical music on, you know, for his voice or for his ringtone,

like that was the wrong person. Oh, the person you called, you know, for his voice or for his ringtone, like that was the wrong person. Oh, the person you called got you. Okay. That's funny. That was the guy that you called to try and tell everybody that you gave Cholomedia to that they had Cholomedia now. Yeah.

That was that. Yeah. That's always an awkward conversation coming from a girl sounds like a five year old boy. Hey, Carlos Mike from Utah. I'm listening to the podcast, fantasy, everything or whatever that stupid shit is right now. And I just heard the part where you were talking about the fact that these idiots were talking about predator, the movie, and how yes you've entered muskily and wet or whatever. You missed the most obvious thing about these guys' ridiculous point. And that is they're in the fucking jungle where it's hot and humid

and they're carrying around a bunch of army gear. Of course they're gonna be all wet. It's called sweat. You dumb shit. Why didn't you point that out? Anyway, love the show. Thanks. Call me back. Cause I wanted you to, sir. I wanted to let you be the champion on that one. And thank you for picking that one up for us. I appreciate it. This is a guy who loves PJ songs. Who does it love PJ? Come on. PJs killing it. Fucking great fucking great make our all i just want to make a request to pj like

man you've heard he says a fantastic but can you like drench your vocals and auto tune just uh... i mean get a cat and put it in a bag and flaminate wall of the time you those that's that like something that would be a little bit more on P.

You know, you could auto tune that too. I mean auto tune is not necessarily the worst thing if you sound like garbled shit. Songwriting, man, you got some talent. I love what you're doing with the pitch shifting the baby's cry. Now just pitch shift your voice to get it to me like I don't know that doing great but the full god just it's terrible stop that's all the charm of the PJ fucking stuff you're hey let's take everything that's funny about it and throw it out the window I know I I have to say that the first time I heard a PJ so I was like you know I think you was

trying to think my name is Jonas I was like holy shit the first time I heard a PJ song I was like, what the fuck? You know, I think you was trying to think my name is Jonas. I was like, holy shit, dude. I've never heard someone say this more poorly and it just it grew out me so quickly. I mean, we need a lot of what's that share song that's like the famous auto tune? Do you believe? Yeah, do you believe it? Like after love I would eat a PJ shameless song with the pitch shift. People are people are demanding a Tom Meyer song, and I'm gonna throw it out there.

Maybe we need a Jerry Bandfield song. I mean, we do have that one. I mean, before the show started, when I called the shot, and I said, we need another picture on this photo, that's what I was talking about. Jerry Bandfield. Jerry Bandfield.

Jerry. I like peanut butter and beans. This is an interesting conspiracy theory for you, Beck. I want you to react after you hear this one. Hey Carl, you know that Vic is fauvolicious, right? You're not retarded. All right, don't have a joke. Fuck all this shit. Vic is Fabulous. Is this true, Vic?

Oh, my God. I wish. Are you kidding? I was going to say Fabulous is too funny to be still as interested. Maybe Fabulous is actually Lindsey. That would be amazing. That would be impressive. That would be. No, she'd have to be full Mexican for that to happen. That would be like an That would be... No, you have to be full Mexican for that to happen.

That would be like an emlike chandelon twist. That boner guy 69 called back again. That is a boner guy 69 here. Just thought I'd try something else. Banz practice. Banz practice. I nailed it. I didn't know Banz practice. I didn't know Banz practice. I didn't know Banz practice. I nailed it.

Sorry. Ban practice guy actually paid me five dollars and or paid you five dollars and got my phone number. Oh good. Oh good. You guys gonna hook up? No.

Fuck no. Don't be like you're too good. Oh good. You guys gonna hook up? No, fuck no. Oh, don't don't be like you're too good Don't play hard to get with band friends this guy guys a hard drop No producer Chris first. Oh nice Nice Lindsey big must tell us that you were looking up ways to have sex with guys while you have COVID and not have it spread So that's also half true. Because by the time I went to hook up with him, I don't have any symptoms anymore. It was already past the 14 marks that they said I'm good to go. But like I think overly cautious because I don't want to give them COVID except Victoria. Interesting. Okay. So you didn't,

so you did sleep with them, but you didn't have to just do doggy style and reverse cowgirls Real steamy so outside in a Lee with your head in the garbage can worked Oh my god, what are we talking about? Boy, all right, let's talk about? What are we talking about? What are we talking about? What are we talking about? What are we talking about? What are we talking about? Oh boy. Alright. Let's talk about Todd Myers.

What is he going to mind about me? Hey Carl, Todd Myers saying he's been in comedy for 20 years. Is it a thing you've been in college for 10 years, but don't have a degree. Or you've been at the game day off since you've been 16. Yes. Or that you have 30 podcasts you still prefer to answer Yes, that's a very good point you should not be bragging about how long you've been doing comedy when you've never told a funny joke It's like you just started yesterday and you might get good fucking idiots

Oh Patrick Michaels attorney called me I know Andy. This is not funny, man. I don't know how you feel about lawsuits. I'm not a fan of them. So let's see what he has to say. Hello, Carl and co-host. This is the most estate lawyer. I call out a rating. I'm calling number half of my clients. Streamers from Chilean, heck of Michael and one. You need Fred Merge. We are calling, I can call them because of these types of animals. One, you insult him on his profession ability,

try his parental ability, try his, and the fact that he may or may not, or may not have gone to very the end. I do the plan to serve. If you don't call me that. I'll jack for all these previous images slides. I'll say I'll say you the court the serves. I apologize. Yes, please. Chris I told Carl this, but I didn't tell anybody else that I named my, the pool robot that cleans my pool.

I named it Glitch Fredberg, because it sucks. Hey, good news, everybody. Lindsey's gonna go down to $10 on our only fans. Yeah. Making her titties a little bit more affordable. Oh, man, I don't know what only fans is, but I'm joining L. right now. This is one of the services that we provide. Is it just this like covered titties picture that I'm seeing or is there anything else on there? There's a lot of beautiful nudity in your profile or your header. So she's alluding to the fact that her photo we can't see is a nude.

Oh nice. I can't. Good vlog. I'm not going to say it like I'm supposed to be like, I got a pretty nice slide. It has a nice rack. They're like the size of my head. Yeah. Yeah.

Great. Good. Good. God, here. Hey, Lindsay, do you ever listen to the WOTP? Like, when we're talking about Patrick Michael and his attorney, do you have any idea what we're talking about? No. Yeah. Very good.

That's the right answer. Do you listen to the Dixho? Are you a fan of anything that your roommates into? No, we're different people for sure. She's 20 and she has a real life. She's not listening to a fucking podcast like a loser. Fuck is wrong with this guy. Listen to the podcast, we do a loser. Fucking mad with power. The back nine of this show, The fuck is wrong with this guy? The fuck is the feature of losers?

The bad with power. The back nine of this show, who cares nobody's listening anymore. He's a three hour show. And nobody cares anymore. The back nine's the most important nine. All right. Um, podcast hitman,

called in with... No way, really? Yeah, you know Matt Lewinsky. He's the guy who's... Oh, Matt Lewinsky and poddakaz hitman are the same person. Correct. Oh my god, he's a Matt Lewinsky and podcast hitman are the same person correct Oh my god, he's a spider-man of podcast This is the podcast hitman and you're listening to who are these podcasts

All right, so standard ID appreciate all right. This is Andy always like you're listening to watf AD! Always a gear listener. W-A-T-F-E-S! I don't know what we hope he was using that. This will never get used! Good for you, podcast hitman. Alright, let's listen to another one there.

This is a podcast hitman, and you're listening to After Pm with Schimmest McKillian. Alright, that's pretty good. He's got one more ID for us, let's check it. This is a podcast hitman. You're listening to the nine minute podcast starting Todd. All right, so we'll send those over to you. You can use those. It's speedy polino and I love cock.

You're listening to it w a TV. All right, since we're doing IDs Lindsey, can I get you to do an ID for us? Wait, so again. All right, here's what I need. Never mind. All right, here's what I need to do. I need you to say, hi, I'm Vicks Rume. And you're listening to, who are these podcasts?

Can you do that? I can. Okay, here we go. So far? Yeah, don't fucking up. Fuck you. Hi, I'm Vicks Rume. You're listening to who are these podcasts.

All right, close enough. Close enough. We got, what did I call you up? Like, I'll redo it. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, close enough. Close enough. We got- What did I call you up? Like, I'll redo it. Yeah, that's fine. It's good enough. I'll have to do that right away.

Alright, anything else that you want to promote besides your only fans? Oh, God. Not really. I think you guys would get a kick out of knowing that like Victoria literally gags and throws up over everything. Um, what do you mean by gag? I don't know what I feel he has to find it helpful in the future. Tell us what pictures we need to text her to make her throw up.

Yeah, what do you mean she throws up over? She's just very sensitive to every like she'll tell storm to like yeah, I almost threw up like I almost threw up. It was so gross. Like I started getting it was through up and I'm just like what like a picture a picture of a fish with her name carved into it yeah I messed with that one like a Led Zeppelin video all right well that's interesting yeah cool I want more fodder about what to will make Vic throw up though. Yeah, let's let's talk about that because all people have her phone number now

I cut you off. I'm sorry. Please There's something like oh yeah, I know you did well, okay, she doesn't like mouth noises Me neither Me neither Like if you like clear your throat a little too long she like gets up. She's like oh, that's just disgusting I can't and I'm like all right Sounds like daddy issues I mean you're not wrong. I know I know I think you got daddy issues and step daddy issues Very good.

The bifecta. All right. Yeah. Well, thank you guys both so much for coming on the show and reading reviews and playing along. We appreciate it. I'm sure all the in cells will hate this part of the show. Everyone hates this part of the show.

Everyone hates this part of the show. Should just kill yourselves. All right, thanks everybody. We called that the Stinger. They don't let you use that no more.