Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep217 - The Venus Cuckoldress Podcast

Episode Date: August 2, 2020

If you don't want to watch your wife or gf have sex with other men while humiliating you, there's something wrong with you. You haven't experienced true love in your life. Get help. Go see a professional. Kaya from the Official Podcast joins us this week to provide his European perspective on being a cuck. We also listen to songs from the Jingles Department and Hard Men Working Hard, we check in on Opie, we wonder who will be Stuttering John's next guest, and I torture Kaya for no good reason.  Support the show: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Support HMWH: https://soundcloud.com/hmwh  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. One of only two podcasts that stars a guy called Carl. With me this week, the best Eastern European host of the official podcast, it's Kai everybody. Hey, man, thanks for having me. I'm also the only host who's okay with banning TikTok today. Thank you, Trump. Yeah, I'm fine with that too.

Yeah, hey, Kai, I'm glad to have you back on the show. It's been a little while. People have been speculating that we had a falling out or something and there was a riff between us. We can put that to bed now. No, yeah, we can. It's nothing to do with that. I'm literally just moving.

That's all. Carl did not infect fuck my ex-girlfriend on my wedding day or something. Nothing like that happens I did try though. I did try Please go to who are these dot com to get our email address voice mail number link to our separate at least to the discord server Leto our merchandise and link to the patreon featuring at least two new bonus episodes every single month Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section

Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called the Venus Cuckoldress podcast. This is a suggestion from Kaya. We have both listed separately. We have not discussed it with each other before. Yeah. Let's get into it. This is a podcast that is hosted by a woman who I guess is in a Cuck relationship and wants others to be as well.

Is that what you gathered from this? Yeah, basically I found this podcast on a subreddit that I was a cook relationship and what others to be as well. Is that what you gathered from us? Yeah, basically, I found this podcast on a subreddit that I was reading for Shits and Google. It's a great subreddit that I will recommend for everybody who wants to feel better about themselves. It's called our slash cuckold psychology, I think. And if you order it by the, you know how on Reddit you can order it by the top posts of all time, there's some good things like, oh, my wife left me because of the, you

know, she fell in love with the ball and I got dumped and is this part of the role play? Are they gonna come back? It's a long game. This woman will occasionally insert herself, you know, to advertise her podcast and these threads going, well, so you're not sure if your wife is going to be into cuckolding and you kind of shy about talking to her about it. Well, I have an episode about that. Yeah, so yes, this is a podcast by a cuckold dress. If that's what they're called, giving advice to cuckolds about how to navigate the cuckold life, how to get women into Cuckolding. Yeah, not even Cuckolding. Why do we Cuckold? Which is even more pathetic than the pathetic people

who are actually Cuckold. I'm going to play the intro to this show just to set up what we're talking about today. Welcome to the Venus Cuckolders podcast. I'm your host Venus. I'm pretty excited to talk about this topic today. Over the past five years, I have been asked so many times from so many guys. How do I get my wife into this? Like, it is absolutely the most asked question I get. And so today, I'm gonna answer that to the best of my ability. So maybe you should

just take out a pen and paper, make some notes, and listen up. All right, so that's the topic. We're going to do 30 minutes on how to get your wife into cuckolding. And here is the answer. First of all, I will say that this kind of relationship is not for every woman. It's certainly not. And the odds are it's probably not going to be right for your wife. Yep, that's it. How do I even have a cuckolding? You don't. It's a terrible idea.

All right, next, next topic. She literally read at the very beginning, explains that this is a terrible idea that you should not try. And I'm sure what you've noticed throughout is her multiple times. It's almost her catchphrase. Her going, I don't know. Maybe I just think I'm not sure. I don't know. She said, how the fuck are you the expert?

You're supposed to tell the man how they're gonna get their wife into cuckolding and she uses this line a lot of going, oh how am I? Well, I don't know how women work. I don't know this. I don't know if it's gonna work, but so here's the thing about cuckolding. People always act like if you make fun of something, whether it's a king or some, you know, whatever the fuck someone's politics is, whatever they like, they always immediately act like you're so against it that you want to ban it and that it upsets you and you get triggered by it's when no, I just want to make fun of it. You do you, if this is what you get off to, that's fine. But what what does upset me is when it acts like that the rest of us aren't normal. Like, oh, you don't want to get, you know, you don't want to

watch your wife get railed by other men. Well, you must be approved. Play my clip 13. Okay. Well, you must be approved. Play my clip 13. Okay. Maybe she's had like some really strict religious upbringing with, you know, a strict moral code kind of ingrained in her brain. And this kind of thing would just be, you know, completely opposite to what she believes in. Yeah. Yeah. So I forgot to set that up, but she was talking about why your wife may not be into cuckolding. And the answer is, oh, well, what if she's, that up, but she was talking about why your wife may not be into cuckolding and the answer is, oh, well, what if she's one of them retnick Bible thumping fucking losers

who believe in morality and she's in truly into non monogamy? And what the fuck? Like maybe she just doesn't want to get cucked that you don't have to be a religious nut, not to be into cuckoldry. I have another clip that's very similar to that where she talks about people have had societal norms and

grained into them and that's why they don't want to get railed by strangers in front of their husband. It must mean that he doesn't love you or doesn't respect your relationship. And that just like, oh fuck, that's brutal. He's so wrong. But I don't really understand why women feel that way because like that's just bullshit Like you've been programmed by society to believe that shit and it's just so fucking wrong The funny thing is that she's literally trying to explain how to program people into thinking something that's crazy It's not crazy and she's blaming society for thinking that I don't want to get around in front of my husband

And listen, I'm not saying that a married woman shouldn't have sex with multiple partners, makes perfect sense to me. Just not in front of your pathetic husband. That's the worst part about the cuckold thing. Just leave him on it. We're gonna get to that too, the cheating of it. Yes. So there you heard her catchphrase.

It's, well, I don't know why. I don't know why women think this way. I don't know what's going on. I don't know this. I don't know. Imagine if't know why women think this way I don't know what's going on I don't know I don't know this I don't know the imagine if you had like you're supposed to be the expert idiots Imagine if you had a math teacher going well two plus two is apparently for I don't know why It doesn't make sense to me. I don't understand it But that's how it is I guess what I have a sucky dumbass are you? I'm not expert and I can fucking explain it. It's gross. It's fucking gross

Okay, so here's that typical cliche line you hear always from promiscuous horses that and I can fucking explain it. It's gross. It's fucking gross. Okay, so here's that typical cliche line you hear always from promiscuous horses that that you know sex and love are different things. Yeah, okay, but play clip 15 real quick. Yeah, you got it. And she needs to really understand that there's a difference between sex and love. Like, there's a clear difference between that. So she's got to understand that sex is a physical act, not necessarily an emotional kind of connection. A lot of women get those things all mixed up. And it's just like, I don't know why, but in their mind, sex equals love feelings.

I don't know why either. Those weirdos. They're just again, I don't know why women can love and love making. I don't know why they think it's easy bitch. It's called mates bonding. It's an evolutionary thing. People start loving each other and then they procreate. That's literally how the, it's the normal flow of things.

Even if that's not how you like it, you really don't know why it is that way that people conflate sex and love. A lot of people, really, you don't get that, you fucking idiots, you're the expert. It's kind of what separates us from the private. I don't understand how evolution has passed her by. Even that, even fucking animals love each other.

Even animals bond for life. There's still a bunch of species that bond for life where their relationship is not purely about sex. Yeah, but I don't see no ring on that grillous finger though. Why, I don't, I don't know who the fuck puts a ring on this bitch's finger at all ever. I know. So to continue on that now to, I don't even know

what she says here, I just named it, I don't know why women think that way parts 200 something, club 60. The most common freak out kind of response where she's like, hell fucking no. Unfortunately, is likely, but I think that she's probably just like revolted at the or disgusted at the thought of quote unquote cheating.

And any kind of deviance from monogamy is in her mind very wrong. And I don't know why women think this, but they feel like, okay, if you were to have any kind of sexual interaction with another man other than your husband, it must mean you don't love your husband. Yeah, so that's a recap. I don't know why women who are weak and need protection from their male mates would be you know, so interbonding with those mates for life and having the guarantee of their

protection. You know, that's what can you really not put yourself in the position of a cavewoman? Yeah. What's the city? It's the name anyway Venus. I Don't know if she uses her real name. Not her fucking stripper name. Yeah, I guess whatever Venus that you really don't see why She's such a fucking idiot. So I have a clip here that I want to play She explains because she's she's talking about she gets this question all the time guys are like Why can't I get my wife into cuckolding and she explains that she's talking about, she gets this question all the time. Guys are like, why can't I get my wife into Cuckolding? And she explains that it's rare that a guy

who's into Cuckolding and a girl's into Cuckolding end up in a relationship together. It's rare that two single people come into a relationship with that expectation already. Like, I'm into Cuckolding. Great. I'm into Cuckolding. Awesome. Let's state. Right. and the reason why it's rare is because it's crazy it would be like if two serial killers got together

or two people who both like Katy Perry songs it's insane it doesn't make any sense it's very rare that's gonna happen right from the get go that that's not a fucking relationship that's why two people don't get in a relationship like that from the get go where it's both sides say I really want you to see other people. That's not a first date. That doesn't happen. I really want you to sleep with literally everyone else, not me. I like you so much.

I want to see you have exacts. Okay. There's a video. I'll just basically, as here, these guys just want to watch real life, you know, life action porn and basically just be married to the porn star. That's it. And watching jerk off and be humiliated for it. And then again, so to circle back to my original point,

I don't have a problem if this is how you want to live your life. Just don't do this prosoletization where you make a whole podcast about how the rest of us have, you know, oh, you don't want to watch your wife get fucked by 17 black men. Well, I guess you're not confident in that. Right. Yeah. They make a statement. This is the normal thing. And we're all the idiots. If your wife isn't into it, well, you know, maybe she needs to see a psychiatrist. That's my clip for team where she talks about how if your wife isn't immediately into it, maybe you should take her to a counselor and you call this groomer, I like that. And if that's the case, then really might be a good idea

to bring in a third person, a King Friendly Counselor. Just do like a Google search of King Friendly Counselors in your area. That might be with some money well spent, because likely if she falls into that category of, you know, strict religious that category of you know a strict religious upbringing and you know there it is again really anti non monogamy then you guys never really talk about this kind of thing ever then that could be

money well spent yeah just just take her to a guy who can manipulate her maliciously in a better way than you can. I didn't even know that there were kink friendly counselors. Is that like the baseline job for a counselor? How like our other counselors shaming people who have obscure sex? And do you put that out of business card or is it just that I'm like the about page of the website? How do you love people know that you're kink friendly? Right. It's like Jeffrey Epstein is, I'm okay with you having a fetish

where the woman shit in your mouth comes in me. Come see me. Well, we'll work on it if your wife is an into it. What the fuck kind of a counselor are you? If she's not into it, she's not an into it. She's talking about why your wife might react negatively to you saying, hey, I think we should try cuckolding.

And this is why she might be suspect to that. They might actually think that this is your way of kind of sneaky wanting to have like a threesome or fuck other women. I don't know why, but they just get really like fearful of that. Again with the, I don't know why. Yeah.

I don't know why they would think that because that would be normal. That's what guys should be trying to do. of that. Again with the I don't know why. Yeah. I don't know why they would think that because that would be normal. That's what guys should be trying to do. Not watch their wives get fucked, but fuck other women. That's what they should be doing. It's a pretty logical conclusion in my mind. Right. No, exactly. It's listen, if reverse the role here, if your wife took you to a counselor and said, you know, I really wanted to talk to a third party and neutral, get their opinion about how I really want us to see other people and sleep with, you know, not each other. And I want to demean you.

I want to embarrass you. Yeah. You dump her. Right. You get a divorce right then and there and you use the guy as a witness for why you're getting the divorce. This is very simple stuff. So this is supposed to be an advice show,

and she literally gives no advice at all. Or maybe you are aware of the fact that you guys barely ever talk about anything kind of explicit, like fantasy talk has never been on the table. And in that case, like, that's a real red flag. That's gonna be a really difficult conversation. And in that instance, oh man, that's an uphill battle.

Pretty much, guess what? It's not gonna happen, best of luck to you. What kind of advice show is this? And again, acting as if just because people are not into whatever cacoldry or open relationships, it must mean that you're entirely close to any sexual fantasy. There's no fantasy talk ever.

No, between normal people, we still have fantasy talk. It's just that it's directed between the couple at each other. It's like, I kind of have this fantasy of choking you a bit or being rough with you or whatever the fuck you want to piss on me. That's sort of stuff. It's not, I really had a fantasy about your sister. It's not a fantasy conversation. Right, exactly. It's not a. It's not, I really had a fantasy about your sister. It's not the fantasy conversation. Right, exactly.

It's not a fantasy of, hey, I really fantasize about you and not me. I'm a little painful. Oh God, I got it so hot when I think about you with anyone else. And then, like you said, she doesn't, not only does she not give advice, she just loves droning on and on about herself, which I guess is not just a result of her being a woman, but being a cuckoldress, I guess, or every man to serve her. This is just her droning on about who gives a fuck. If you're a cuckold listening to this podcast, what do you care about her equipment, man?

This is clip 11. But first, I would like to say that I am recording this episode on some new equipment. I bought the Roadcaster Pro, Mixer Thingy. I don't even know what the fuck this is called. Anyway, and also these fancies, Mancy, audio, Technica, Mike, Headphone, Thingies. Oh, yeah. Is that a fucking laugh?

Who gives a fuck? Who gives a fuck? This laugh. Oh, okay. You want to get to that laugh? So that was just me, you know, to give you an example of how, who cares about your equipment choice? That's like if I started talking about what color my mug is that I'm sipping out of right now.

No, no, nobody gives a shit. That's what I tune in. So they want actual advice on how to tell their girlfriends that they want their girlfriends to cheat. Well, she's fresh on that last. So now she's talking about her microphone. Now, okay, so this is almost a clip that describes the whole show, but this is a lady who all on her own sits in her room, records this podcast, she doesn't talk to anyone else. It's always just her talking to herself. And she really, really likes laughing at herself. And sometimes it's very forced laughter.

I don't know why. You know, usually that these podcasts that we review, the forced laughter only comes out when somebody's trying to force themselves to laugh at somebody else's joke, like their co-host or their guest. That's right, Kyle. This guy's spying on me every time. Anyway, yeah. This bitch only lasted herself and even then it sounds forced.

Now this is a very long clip. It's like 50 seconds, but this is her telling a story of how when she was 15, this is how she realized that she was a cook-older. She was 15. She was at a house party and she fucked the black guy while her boyfriend was downstairs waiting and, no, wait, sorry, I'm setting this up wrong. There's so many stories of this boy cheating. This is a curious, sorry.

This story that she... Are you telling us your fantasy now? What's going on? This is a clip of her taking like five minutes to tell a story about a TV show that she watched once and I distilled it down to 50 seconds of her. Just listen to her laughter. You don't have to listen to her words. Just show that she watched once. And I distilled it down to 50 seconds of her. Just listen to her laughter. You don't have to listen to her words. Just how much she laughs in between.

Clip seven and separable Kant. So they're filming in the club. And this guy's like trying to hit on her. Just like, I guess the best way he knows how. And she was just not going for it. And then it was so funny. She ended up leaving the club with his black guy who they didn't even hire him. He was just there and he started dancing with her and she was just like, I'm in. And she laughed with him.

And you know, it sucks for him, because that was pretty devastating for him. But I just, I thought like, damn, that just goes to show. If you want your girlfriend to cheat, you're gonna hire a black guy. What the fuck? You look at the job done.

I didn't hear that episode. What a fucking psychopath this woman is. She, yeah, we'll get to that episode too, don't worry. But she is so self-amused. Oh my god. Like, this is the kind of person where if you sit in front of her and you have to listen to this, she better be a 10. Yeah, oh yeah.

You can't get away with this if you're just normal looking, average looking. This is the most insufferable fucking dialogue of listening to someone just drawing on and on about a TV show they watched. Kay, before we get away from it, I did put together a laugh cop. Here's my laugh super guy.

Yeah, sorry. This is what you signed up for. Yeah. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. There's been no laughs! Sweetie me, I'm not! Imagine sitting by yourself in front of a microphone and cracking yourself up fat mods. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a minute every other day or every day. It's literally her life and that's why she seems to think that. Oh, I am interesting, right? I mean, my bull laughs at me. My cuckold always likes my boots and he laughs at me and he, you know, he's always on his leave on his knees giggling at my jokes. No, you're insufferable, fucking bitch. So, which episodes did you listen to? I listened to that just that one that talked about how to get your girl into

cuckolding. Okay, I listened to that one and I listened to the one about cuckoldry with black balls because I knew that one was going to be good. So let's go down the line here. Play my clip one please. I will say that the stereotypical cuck is usually Caucasian. I mean, it's not always like that, but in my mind it is and it just seems like it's like that a lot where the cuck is white. All the videos I've seen, by the way, that's sort of checks out. There's also these common ideas or opinions that black guys make better bowls because they're bigger, they're dicks are bigger, or they fuck into more kind of like aggressive or assertive kind of way. If I was making a show that was goofing on the idea of cuckoldry, this is what I'd be saying.

Yeah, so what I wanted to point out here, this bitch is extremely racist and it's only going to get more racist from here on out and what Which is whatever find if this is your king again, but you know how sometimes men will get shit on Twitter or other social media if they have something like Well, I prefer Asians in their dating profile You're going to accuse of oh you're fetishizing right you're fetishizing a race You're you're just this is creepy.ishizing a race. You're just, this is creepy. Oh, or vice versa, if you're excluding certain races, if you're like, oh, I don't want a day to asians.

What I'm saying, I do get it because the race is not my profile, but I'd never talk about the ones that I've been to. That turns people off. This bitch and the women like her, they fetishize black people to the point where they talk about them as if they were a wild life, that they just encounter in the city. So let's see. Try my clip five of her talking about when her and her friends are out in the city and they see a black guy.

Oh, Jesus Christ, I got it. I've been out before with my girlfriends and we'll have like a white guy with us or like cock or whatever. And he's sitting there we're all just kind of sitting there and like a black guy will walk past and I'll look over and my girlfriends look over and and then I notice the look on on the Cuck's face and he's just like immediately there's this look and that's exactly what I feel like it looks like is that he's accepting it reluctantly but without protest that that black guy in that moment has won. I think that's just so so beautiful. Wow that's a weird ending that's beautiful. I didn't see it

coming there. Well it's so great that this guy that you're with feels like a total fucking loser. That's beautiful. Oh, yeah. So he, you know, apparently hangs like with her cook and her friends all the time and, you know, like she said, when a black person walks by them, they're all like, oh, look at that noble savage. Oh, that he could take me so much better than my Caucasian mates. Oh, look at that noble creature. So, so primal. They really just seem to think of black people as these different things. So play my clip 6 here. Now, for women, that's spent a lot of time around white guys.

That's just the norm. But when you start to notice a difference between the way that black guys act and talk, it's, oh my God, it's totally different. So, and you can just literally watch it. And the way that guys, black guys can dance, oh my god, they can move so fast. Did you know they can jump high? What the fuck? Was she able to book on stereotypes? That's no different. Like if you pay

attention, like they're lips and they're skin color, like, oh my God, they're like, it's like they're different people. Oh my God. This is like, right, so imagine if like Richard Spencer set this on a podcast, he gets fucking, that will get clipped and people will call him a fucking racist for it. Well, because it's, but he says it.

It is, it is racist. This is actually racist. It's you're all the ring these, this group of people for the sake of your fetish. This is creepy. Now, and of course, she has listeners, Carl. She has Cucco listeners who sometimes send her mail about the positions that they're in

and their experiences. And this is another black person sighting. This is my clip 4 of one of her listeners telling her about how he feels when he sees a black person. All right, this is what he says. In just about every facet of life, I'd pit by talents against any man. If someone like you and I were dating and on a date, I would have the confidence you'd expect from a man. But as soon as an American black man were to enter the room, and I see your attention draw to him, even if just for a second, I'd immediately accept it reluctantly but without protest that he has won.

I can't compete. Again, talking about them like they're an alien species, and I like that little, uh, did you catch that? I'm a very confidence man, but when I see an alpha male black person, I know I lost. I also like how they're grouping together millions of people as they're all just the same person. That's always good too. Oh yeah. You know, American black man, you know, they're all the same people. Like what?

Right. American black man, you know, they're all the same people. Like what? Right, they lump all black people together as if it's the same one big foot, you know. Right, they're like a big foot right there. Oh my God, wow, we saw him again, the black guy, the black guy. Speaking of people writing into the show, she reads an email from a listener on the show that I listened to and I want to play you some clips from this idiot You can only imagine the people are listening to the show. It was also lovely to read this email He talked about that it was definitely the the best podcast He's ever listened to on any subject. Those are his words. I was like wow. Well, that's retarded

All right, this person's podcast is not good But the fact that you would say this is the best podcast regardless of the topic of conversation when he later goes on to say this and also he talked about cream pies He said that I forgot to mention that cream pies apparently taste really fucking awesome. So hey, I wouldn't know So this guy who eats another guy's come out of his wife's vagina thinks that this is the best podcast at any topic. I don't think he's biased at all. I think that's probably true. It's just the best podcast. What stood out to me and that is you're such a kinky degenerates, but she doesn't know

what a cream pie tastes like. Really? That's, to me, that's not a boring. Like that's the kind of woman you're, you don't even, you've never tasted a come out of another woman's pussy. Well, I think you're supposed to leave that for the husband. I think that's the one treat that they get out of us. I couldn't do that. Oh no, I know that.

But it's just, it's sex in general. Does she never have sex that doesn't revolve around cock holding? Does she never just have regular sex at all ever? This is two weeks in a row that we're talking about the grossest sex shit on this show. I cannot wait to stop talking about this stuff.

One last clip from there. Let me knock out these. Okay, so. Let's get from this emailer. I don't even know why I clipped it, but it must be hilarious because that's why I clipped it. He talked a little bit about how is true

that Cox really do make the best partners. Yes, they fucking do. How does that even make sense? I want a day to guy who watches me have sex. What's their role in that? I don't even understand. Well, for her it makes sense because the cougar is, you know, he gives the all the money he provides for you, but you also get the best sex from someone who's not a pathetic worm.

So I understand why I, for her, cocks make good partners, but for the cock. You're abusing these pathetic men, instead of, I don't know, fucking giving you the slap, making them just send them to a psychiatrist. This is not whatever, I guess, am I can't shaming now? If I said that there's something wrong with me. You are can't shaming right now. This is what real love is Kai. You need to understand that I think society has made you think that getting fucked by black men in front of your husband is wrong But that's just because you've been beat over the head with your Christian upbringing

Yeah, I'm the most Christian there is The Christian Turk I love that too. I somehow I cannot get over the fact that they make us out to be the ones who have low confidence if I don't want to share my girlfriends because the way I see it, I know what I deserve. I feel like I deserve a whole girlfriend all to myself that I don't have to time share with other men. I feel like I'm good enough to deserve that. Right. I got my girlfriend for three weeks this year. Oh, I love it. And you know, I have to date some other dude doesn't get to fuck my girlfriend. I feel like I'm confident enough to know what I deserve and a whole last girlfriend is

what I deserve. Well, you are a celebrity kind of. So I guess for you things are a little bit different. For the rest of us, we just time share girls. All right, what else you got, buddy? Yeah. Okay, so there's another clip of her not knowing what the fuck is going on with women that's clip two. So the simulation aspect kind of plays into it. And I guess, I guess it increases the kind of taboo nature of cuckolding. There's in my guesses.

Anyway, I don't know. I don't really have all the answers to it, but I just know it increases the kind of taboo nature of cuckolding. Those are my guesses anyway. I don't know. I don't really have all the answers to it, but I just know I love it. I'm super into it and a lot of other couples are. So I would, I will say in my opinion, I feel like... Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Again, the expert on the topic here.

In my opinion, I feel like, I don't know, I feel like I Don't I don't know I don't know why this but I feel like like maybe I think Yeah, you're quite the fucking professor on this topic aren't you okay? When any fucking it is whenever anyone starts It's with I just feel like I am tuned out. I did not give a shit with there about to say because it's bullshit It's definitely gonna be bullshit after that Yeah, I did learn a new term though from her that I really like, which is my clip three here, Cuck Anxed.

But I feel like that kind of jealousy or insecurity or intimidation kind of feeling kind of feeds into that Cuck Anxed that some Cuck's feel. This kind of feeling of that cuck angst that some cucks feel. This kind of feeling of, you know, I guess, not being able to satisfy your wife in the same way that he can. Yeah, well, I think that's a perfect term,

but the very least I'll thank her for teaching us that term, cuck angst. I feel like that's what John has, what OP has. Yeah, there's a little cuck angst. I feel like that's what John has, what OP has. Yeah, there's a little cock angst going on. Thank you. Oh, a guy is getting served drinks at his place right now. How nice. Oh, it's fries too.

Sorry, I didn't think you could hear that. He just thanked the person who brought it to you. I think you could hear that. No confidence men like me, we have no confidence men like me. We have dedicated girlfriends who serve us food and such. It's terrible. It's a terrible life. Carl. Well, that's you can go back to fucking the guys who are in your bedroom. Okay, so what I want to get to the rest of this podcast where she talks about just black people and you know, put some in a position of where she makes them sell like animals. She talks about, again, her origin story, where she realized that she is made to cuck men

and she can't just be dedicated to one boy. Again, she was 15 here and I think she mentioned that her Caucasian boyfriend, she was also 15. This is clip eight. Every superhero has an origin story, so this makes sense. And so my boyfriend stayed up there and we went to like a bedroom downstairs and ended up fucking.

And I just remember thinking like, shit, I hope I don't get caught. My boyfriend's upstairs. Hopefully he's just like clueless, like doesn't remember or that I'm even gone like he hasn't noticed I don't know but I I went up I remember afterwards we went upstairs and I remember thinking like I just I look like I just got fucked. Oh my god I hate this person now. Yep I was annoyed by this person I didn't know about this origin story by the way when you go to a party with your boyfriend and then you fuck a dude in another room, he knows. He knows, he knows, you're a terrible person.

So this is what excites me. So because usually from these people, usually from these people in open relationships and cuckold, you're always here. Oh, what do you care? It's just, it's not cheating. It's two people in consenting relationships, two adults, two consenting adults, and we're both into it, and there's nothing malicious or bad or immoral unethical about it.

And then this story she just tells in this complete glee about how she cheated on her boyfriend. And the most fucked up part is still coming. So they went to a house party with her boyfriend at 15, and she just left them to fuck some random black guy who is older than her. Yeah, you know, that's not creepy at all. But here comes clip nine. By the way, and I don't wanna like get everyone bummed out, but this is how teenagers kill themselves. This is literally the type of shit that happens. We're teenage boys, then kill themselves

and she's giggling about it. All right, let's see what else she has to say. This one was socks. So he was like so worried. He's like, where have you been? I've been looking for you everywhere. And I was like, oh shit. I think I nearly got caught.

It was bad. I don't think he ever found out. But honestly, I would love to be able to contact him again and tell him what happened. And who knows, maybe flick that cuck switch that could be in his brain. All right, I stopped. I'm a complete con. I just stopped having fun. It's official. I no longer have been enjoying anything that someone has to say she's a bad person She should really seek help Right there if you're bragging about how you cheated at 15 already and how you wish you could rub it in now

That's insane I gotta look this guy on Facebook. I don't know he sucks. Oh, he was he was he was so Concerned and worried about me and I just had my brains fucked out. Oh my god. I wish I could tell him now. You're a cunt. You're a cunt. And clearly this cuck shit is rooted at least partly in cheating. You're getting off on cheating and ruining a man's love. Yeah, wow fuck you. Okay. Well, it's It's worse but it well, I Wouldn't say it gets worse, but the degeneracy continues at the same frequency here This is my clip 10. This is one of her prime fantasies her life goal. I really want to have my first gangbang on my wedding night I want it to be five of my favorite black eyes and my new husband, they're watching.

And so yeah, this whole kind of like interracial cuckolding aspect is really kind of like ingrained in my life now. Well, that's gonna be a fun wedding night. It's not ingrained in your life, bitch. If you're doing this on your wedding night, it is your life at that point. And by the way, she's putting this out on the internet.

So her dance will be walking her down the aisle. Knowing exactly what's gonna happen at about seven hours. It's fucking gross. I don't even thought of that. I mean, she's she's put it out there now. Yeah, but I wonder if their parents can tell. I assume that she's at the very least somewhat anonymous from her parents using the Venus elis. But I wonder if they can tell that her husband or boyfriend doesn't really ever fuck her. You would think so, especially when she brings him in up with the leash around his neck. That's usually a telltale side.

When they always have that one black friend with them hanging out. The guy with the giant boner, who's pants? Oh, yeah. My last clip is, so we're talking about the kind of woman who would be into cuckolding, and it's just exactly what you would think. A horror clip.

Because the answer a horror clip. I wanted to see before I knew this was like a thing. And for women who fall into that category, usually you've already struggled with monogamy a lot. Maybe you've cheated on lots of boyfriends before. I don't know. Project much there, lady. Projecting?

All right, so I want to get back to her advice show and this she's explaining. So you're a dude, you want to watch your wife get fucked, while you jerk off in the corner and she goes out, you're gonna bring this up to her. There's one of three things she's gonna say and it's very likely she's not into it. Typically there's three kind of reactions that I hear about. So most commonly it's usually like she's like, fuck that shit. Totally freaked out about it. And I'll go into a little bit more detail about why that might be her reaction.

But yeah, more detail about why? Because that's the normal reaction. Because that means that you married a lunatic who wasn't sure about the corridor while you get fucked. I'll go into more of that later. No, I got it. I got it. I'm good. Yeah.

No, you got it though. Remember, she to her, it's a mystery. Right. Yeah, she doesn't want this. To her, she doesn't understand like, what, why do women want a dedicated husband who loves only her and who wants her to only love him? And this is, I don't know, how they've got brought up. In her world, if you're in a relationship where it's not a cuckolding relationship,

it breaks her heart. There's a lot of guys in that situation who went ahead and brought it up maybe in the wrong way or to the woman who was like completely fucking hell-know and they're stuck in an unhappy marriage because of it and you know, they still love her to death but like they're just never gonna feel fulfilled in that kind of that kind of marriage. So that's that should just breaks my heart. This woman does not breaks my heart. This woman does not have a heart.

Maybe. Yeah, oh no, she doesn't have a heart. What are we breaking it? She's a little fucking, she has a cock cage where her heart should be. Or maybe just a temporary impulse that the man gets or the woman gets and then the fucking get over it.

That's so easy it is. If you're really into cock-holding, there's a couple of videos online you can check out, a couple. Check the sound, figure it is. If you're really into cock-holding, there's a couple videos outlined. You can check out a couple. Checked out, so figured out. So, it just sounds like the worst fucking human. And that clip accepts me because it's kind of scary, man, imagine just being very to someone

and there's a little bit of a possibility that your husband say just wants you to get railed by others and he really doesn't care about you that much I would agree with that. But he's just Yeah, scary All right, so this is another thing she brings up for reasons why a woman wouldn't be in the cock holding the desire Has to be there if she really doesn't even enjoy sex as it is then He doesn't even enjoy sex as it is. Then this is definitely, I don't think,

gonna be for her at all. Why would you marry a woman who's not into sex? I even understand, like, that if you're gonna get into cuckolding, you marry a woman who doesn't even like sex? What are we talking about? Again. Oh shit, hit the bigo board.

I just said, what are we talking about? That's what I'm saying. Do you see someone creating the big go board for a shout? Yeah, I saw. Oh fuck. Alright, sorry. Go ahead, go ahead. No, it's again that little subtle jab at...

Oh, you know, if she's not into cuckolding, it might just be that, you know, if she's not into sex in general, I guess. I guess she just doesn't like sex, hmm? Yeah. Oh. It's not the same fucking thing. Creepy cuckoo shit, isn't the baseline.

So, eventually, she actually comes up with a specific way you can bring up this fantasy to your wife. A good way to bring this up might be to just talk about a really sexier, hot dream that you had. Yeah, so you can be like, all right. Hey, guess what, honey? I had a dream last night. The Clippers won the NBA championship. They won it four games to two over the raptors.

And then this is the crazy part. When they celebrated the victory, they celebrated by fucking you in the ass in front of me. Isn't that crazy? Is that a crazy dream? Should we try it? By the way, I like how it has to be the Cl, but it's as opposed to literally any NB18. Whatever, the members are good this year.

Hey, by the way, this advice that she's giving out, I already learned about from one Billy Joel. Yeah, we got it. It's not gonna work. Yeah, or don't. She's not okay. Or keep it to yourself. Keep it to yourself. You're fucking weirdo. Here's an actual marital advisor, relationship advice. The dreams where you fuck someone else or where You dream of your girlfriend fucking someone else keep it to yourself. Yeah, forget about it Concentrate a fluke Don't focus on it. Don't tell her about it like it was hot This is how you know that the advice she's giving out is terrible

She says that once you bring this up to your wife, your wife's gonna wanna research it, and that's not good. She's probably gonna want to learn a little bit more about this whole cuckolding thing. And if that's the case, please help her with that, because if she just goes on to Google, types in cuckolding, and all this fucking weird shit pops up,

she's gonna freak the fuck out and probably want nothing to do with it. So be careful with where she starts that search. Maybe just give her some blogs to read or podcasts to listen to like this one. Honey, I'm into this thing. You're not allowed to look at the internet about what it is. All right, so it can't be bad. Obviously. Yeah, don't go, don't go Google it, don't go

Google it, just you know, it involves porn and children, but don't go Google it. By the way, the thing is, she doubles down on this, do not research shit. But if she does want to go online and kind of check things out, then please like steer her clear of Twitter and

Fetlife Like all of these places online like used to be Tumblr, but not anymore Definitely like the cuckold chat rooms and stuff steer her clear entirely of those because chat rooms and stuff steer her clear entirely of those because that is not a female-friendly place to be. Isn't that where you found her podcast guy? She's telling us not to go to these places where she's hanging out. That's literally where she advertises this for itself to these pathetic men on those forums.

So I don't know what... What? Cuckold- spaces there then. If not the cuckold subreddits on reddits, which reddit already is extremely friendly to this sort of a lifestyle, right? Where else are they supposed to go? If not fat life, isn't that a site where people talk about their fetishes basically? Oh, is that what is I wrote down in my notes, fat life? I'm like, what the fuck is fat life? What is the Anthony was cuckolding? Fat life that makes more sense, but this thank God guys. We're really is into

Providing resources to to groom your wife and to basically Fucking other people because if you go to your website She has a Should I click the way she has a recommended resources page where she has podcasts, listed blogs, books, co-coulding articles, research studies. She has a lot of resources for you to get into co-couldery. Oh, good. Selectively chosen, of course. It's like, co-coulding can fire up your sex life again marriage calm for many couples getting cuckolded is a good thing say scientists CNN cuckolding can be positive for some cuck for some couples study says

can be positive for some couples study says, get back to work out of vaccine, you fucking asshole, when you're working out of there. Cuckolding can be good for couples, watching your partner have sex with another person can strengthen your relationship, claim controversial scientists. I like the word can, I mean, I think it can happen. It probably will tear you apart,

but it could be good. Who knows, I think it can happen. Yeah. Maybe tear you apart, but it could be good. Who knows, anything can't happen. Yeah. Maybe she's one of those one in a billion people who likes taking a shit on your chest. Just bring it up. Are you tired of eating other guys calm not out of your wife's vagina?

You gotta try cockled it. It's the only way. Jesus Christ. So gross. But I love that she equates cuckolding with love. Like I've said before, it's next level love. Why are the people with the worst opinions? The same people who are always talking on the... Oh wait.

Alright, I probably shouldn't out of that road. I love that. So that's a nice contrast to love and sex are different things, but cuckolding is peak love. Yeah, yeah. Now she's all over the place. I don't think she has a really good narrative that she's working on. Because as you know, Carl, love as every limited resource, it's more valuable. The thinner you spread it. If you love six

men, it's even stronger than loving just one man. I love Kaya. He only sums things up perfectly. Are you ready to move on to some other topics of conversation, Kaya? Yes, please. Well, I am not because there is a song by the hard men working hard you might know them from the Dick show they have a song that they did called Drill Her about Cuckolding and I just asked their permission to play the song out of the show because it's fucking fantastic it's a brilliant song so we're gonna listen to that and then we'll move on to another topic I'm going to do it. It's close to midnight and something else is lurking in the dark Under the moonlight You know that prep is just about to start

You try to scream A penis fills your mouth before you get to You start to freeze As the pull looks you right between the eyes If I can wipe He's got a killer, killer, right? His wife is getting pounded by the bull who's in the house. He's got a killer, fucking wife. And left him on the head while he'll just... ...rela, rela, his wife.

Yeah. Ooh. He's got a killer, killer, right? Yeah. Ooh. While he'll just, really, really, his wife. Yeah. Ooh. Ooh.

You get your wife's screen and realize the folds about to come. Use me as a warm hat and wonder if she's gonna have a song You close your eyes And think there's nothing in habit They're wrong with this But all the while You hear the bull creeping up behind He says clean up you wide

He's gonna off your wife He's got a trailer Trailer rights His wife is getting down And find a bullet in the house He's got a trailer Fuck his wife And I left him on a hand While he just Drill a

Drill a His wife And from then going The clock starts to talk Can you face all bruce? Alphabet calling the clock start to talk in the face of Bruce There's no escape in the cock of the boldest time Prison the man to why They're here to see her

There's people lining up Now it's time Sitting in the next room Unless you want the bulls to go and drive Now it's time For you to watch them cuddle Those together All through the night

The fucker because you can make her scream They'll make you see He's got a killer A killer Right, this work is getting hound And find the pool of sin in the house He's got a killer Fuck his wife

And let him run her hand while you just steal the killer killer Fuck his wife Killer killer rights days Wife is getting pounded by the bull who's in the house

He's got a killer Fuck his wife and let's put her hand While he'll just Drill her, drill her Falk He's got a trailer tonight Cotton is falls across the land The midnight dawn is closer to hand

Alpha's craws search of wives Do lie then up their girl's sex lives And whosoever is not given me The penis size for pleasing women Must kneel and face the cops of bulls And prep them to their wives of fools It's gonna kill us a mind Drill it up, baby

Drill it up, kill it rock Drill it up, or die Drill it tonight Drill it up, kill it rock Drill it up, baby Drill it, kill it rock The foulest stench we did the holst, the funk of 40,000 balls and strangers in our hotel left gifts inside women's rooms and though you fight to stay together, your kidneys are when rustling.

From the beat of mail and cat and the resist, the call of the cuckoo. Ma! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha A song for you Kai, I've been sitting out for a few weeks now. I roll bot from Doug White. What are they gonna talk about? This must be some really spicy shit. What the fuck's next to? Apparently there's a guy, there's a very generic gay address for you guys and sometimes he gets emails everyones been Nobody got to be stole about to 45 reply with S9 comments, one day you got a comment that a lady, a woman, a cookie, a shop, and reply to them So Nobody got to be stole about to be stole about to be

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She had a show called, did not Netflix? No, I think I have to leave. So she has a new show called Douglas. And guess what I spent my morning? No. Ah. Guess what I spent my morning doing was watching all one hour and ten minutes of Douglas

Awk Ha ha ha ha ha! Alright, let's talk about this real quick. She addresses the fact that she's become a huge success Because of Nanette My road of show called Lynette, right? Well then That that's clear. Isn't it? That's why you're here. You're not here because of my back catalog of priori.

It just does beg the question. If you're here because of an internet, why? Great question. Go rate question. Who saw it in that and said, what else is this bitch have to say? I want to hear some more jokes from this woman. God, she is so goddamn awful.

I hate her so much. I had the fortune of forgetting that she actually released that thing because of the, I guess that's the one upside, because of the virus and the protests in America. So at least they drowned out the little review. Jesus Christ. I don't have the heart to check it. That she have 100% of rotten tomatoes.

Oh, I did check that. She does, doesn't she? I'm sure the critics love it. I bet she does. I'm sure the critics were blown away by it. She starts off and I'm not joking. The first 15 minutes of her special is just warning people about what she's going to say

To make sure that nobody gets upset about it and no one's triggered by it and she explains it There's going to be some patriarchy talk and it will also include a fair dose and What I call a gentle and very good-natured needling of the patriarchy, so that is in there So it's very important. Very important that you expect that because it is there. And if that's not your thing, leave. I've given you plenty of warning. Just go off your pop man flags. Attica, go on with you. So she literally explains if you're upset about me talking about the patriarchy, you're going to want to leave. She also explains that she's going to be goofing on Americans,

but that's okay because when she's goofing on Americans, she's punching up. So that makes it all right. Yeah, that's very original. Making fun of men and making fun of Americans. Very original. Oh yeah, it's no one's heard this before. Those things are all okay. Did she lie about make him fun of men and make him fun of Americans. Very original. Oh yeah, so no one's heard this before. Those things are all okay. Did she lie about, did she tell a lie about getting raped again on this one? No, she tells a different lie. I'm gonna get to that in a minute.

But first, I want to explain to you that don't be offended by jokes because jokes are just jokes. And when she said that, I was like, oh good, okay, we're finally on the same page. And then she goes on to explain how jokes work. And she lost me. Then what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna move into the joke section, which is jokes, right? That's why I call it the joke section.

It's just joke after joke. It's classic. Now, if in that bit you find yourself offended by anything I say in the joke section, please just remember they are just jokes. Even if you find yourself offended by anything I say in the joke section, please just remember they are just jokes. Even if you find yourself surrounded by people who are laughing at something you find objectionable. Just remember the golden rule of comedy, which is, if you're in a minority, you do not matter. You don't, and don't blame me. I didn't write the rules of comedy, and then did blame them.

I do it Cassarti. All right, Kay, if you're following this, she's explaining that men wrote the rules of comedy. What tickles your funny bone was told to you by a man, and you would not have humor unless it was invented by the patriarchy. And this is the way that they've invented it. That makes sense, right? You know, the interesting thing is, obviously obviously that humor is sort of a mating ritual. You make a woman laugh and she gives you attention and eventually you try to get late, right?

So what is funny, if anything, is determines what's funny is if anything, what women laugh at. So her fault. That's a very good point. No, apparently according to her, her company is all punching down for some reason, which I don't know that anyone would agree with that. So 15 minutes into the show,

she explains that we're off to a bad start. Now, you're probably wondering, why wouldn't I start with my best foot forward? Adorable guns are blazing. Why wouldn't I do that? Why would I start off being a bit unlikable? Because this is a show about autism. And people with autism rarely make a good first impression.

And most people tend to write us off because of that. So this is a show that rewards people who persevere, who go beyond their discomfort, just to see what's on the other side of the spectrum. For those people, this show does work. So 15 minutes in after she's explained all the things she's going to do and is warning people, I'm not joking, 15 minutes of her warning people about what she's going to talk about.

She says, by the way, the reason why this is sucked so far is because it's going to get good later, which I've just never heard that that strategy. Like, Seinfeld doesn't do that. Not even Pat Nutswell says, I know I've sucked for the first 15 minutes, but bear with me, people. No, it's because she's going,

oh, I'm autistic, by the way, that's why it's so awkward right now. I'm autistic. Did I mention I'm autistic? I also got raped. It's like if Dave Chappelle started a show by saying, folks, it's not gonna be funny, I'm black. So, you know, black comedy is a bit different,

we're not as funny as normal people. Did you see they put a little bit of special? It wasn't funny. That's a shocker point. But, all right, so yeah, this is the big reveal on this special. I have autism. She just always needs to be evict of it some certain way. I was right victimized, I had this time, I'm autistic.

What's it gonna be next week? Who knows? Next week she's gonna be transgender, watch. Oh, for sure. So I wanna just play an example. I only have two more clips. I'm gonna let you off easy here. Kai, even though I spent a long time listening to this, I'm gonna play you what her examples of jokes are,

just so we can all get on the same badge of what this comedian does for a living. Where's Waldo's another one? Fuck him. Because why's Waldo? Why? Why? Why have we wasted so many hours out of the lives of generations of children looking for that prick?

Because she's looking, and you look, and looking is an investment. You're caring, and then you start to worry. I hope he's okay. And then you find him, and nothing is ever the matter, ever. He's only ever on holiday, having quite the nice time of it. Fuck you, Waldo!

He should have to find himself, like the rest of us have to. Oh, shit. Oh, my God, he's so deep. Guy, there was just an applause break after her wears a Waldoa bit. Is the applause still edited in, or does it feel more natural this time?

I think it's still out of the dead. I think people are just staring at her with their mouths and gap It disbelieved that they spayed 60 bucks a ticket to watch this and that Netflix puts a bunch of applause into it laughter and calls it a day Oh my god That click made me believe that she actually is autistic She proved it All right, so one more clip because what she does for the last 20 minutes of her show actually is autistic. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Here's an example for goofing out a painting. Look, what is happening here? Like, just like what? That is a salty, salty body of water.

Like, she's not swimming. She's just skating across the surface on a fanny. So check out Hannah Gatsby's new special, it's time Netflix. Oh, that was a clip. It's called Douglas. Oh. It's fucking terrible. It's the opposite of funny. Oh boy. Yeah, I don't know if I'd rather be cocked or tie to a bed and may

to wash that. I don't know which is more demeaning honestly. What if you were tied to a bed and made to watch your have sex? That would be the worst thing possible. All right. Also impossible, so. True. By the way, there was a clip. People were putting on our subreddit, where Anthony Kumia was ripping on Stuttering John Mollandas. And I was listening to this clip, and I had to pull something out of it.

And this is old news, So it's nothing breaking. But I found this to be hilarious because Ant's not a huge fan of Stuttering John these days. He's talking about when John was in New York City, he asked to use Anthony's studio to record a podcast. Now Anthony has a studio in Midtown Manhattan. It's probably pretty expensive for the rent to be there. He's got a ton of equipment and he has a staff of people and Ant was generous. I'll let him tell the story. One time he came in he wanted to use the studio to tape one of his podcasts in New York. I will like sure bad

And the key goes no, wow, the Keith, the staff is going to run the thing for you. So if you could take care of them, that'd be fine. He comes in, drinks all the beer in the fridge, leaves the bottles, laying around on the floor in the studio, and doesn't give a dime to the staff and leaves. And then he's bitching about when Keith said, well, you didn't give the guys any money. And Joe's like, I need to go out and tip. What is it now? I got to tip people. It's not a tip. It's fucking, you know, a big piece of shit.

Well, if you pay somebody for their time sometimes, yeah. It's like, jazz, a piece of shit. Could you imagine using somebody's studio as one thing, but there's a staff of people there helping him record his podcast. He just walks out with empty bottles out of the floor. He's a real guy. I mean, the big fuck you is everyone hates that one guest who comes in and just eats your food, drinks your drinks, doesn't leave anything, doesn't help out, doesn't do anything

to recompensate. Just use this shit up and leaves. Isn't this alcoholic fucking loser been getting into Twitter spets, pathetically begging people to reply to him? I wouldn't know, I'm blocked. I've heard some things. I've heard said tales, but I have not seen them myself. I do wanna play a clip that somebody put it in our discord that I thought was pretty fun. This is where he doesn't know

Which guests is coming up on his show next, but it's a big gas. He's very excited about it We're always welcome And I have another great guest coming on Thursday, although I'm remiss to his name right now, but he's a big time guy Remiss to his name. It's not even how English were. And you know, and you read better, better to wait and not tell anybody and really. Yeah, but you'll know who he is because he's got like half a million Twitter followers. He's a big time guy, but I can't remember now, but you know, I'll let you know. And just he's trying to promote his next show.

He's like, I want you to know who's going to be on it. Well, there you are. This is this is a chance You'll know who it is, but I don't It's a really big get for me. I should probably have written out his name somewhere. I don't know That's unbelievable. He continues here. There was something else for you I was just see what please just in the chat people asked me why I don't have any people of color on the show. First of all, I reach out to women, Hispanics, African Americans.

It's just right now, you know, I haven't, I haven't, yeah, I haven't gotten, I guess, from many of the African Americans that I've asked, but I've, sound like they're pretty smart. So he's reaching out to the left. That's not the right way for Americans. That dude, if somebody accused us of being racist, that is the worst defense to go, well, they don't talk to me. That's a really good fight.

I'm not racist, just black people kind of hate me for no reason. They just don't reply. I don't know what it is about me. I'm not racist, though. Oh, man. Kaya. I don't know what it is about me. I'm the racist though. Oh man. Kaya. I had the misfortune of listening to the latest OP radio and I just want to share a little bit with you. I want OP as up to. Yeah, okay. I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm rock, I'm rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna rock, I'm rock, I'm the chats as they come in and answering people's questions. And I think some of the trolling

is starting to get to them a little bit. I think it's getting a little bit sensitive. Like right out of the gate when it gets made fun of. Good morning Brian Bernard. How are you buddy? In Chris Rocco in Tish Negron and Ryan Anderson. one of the haters said, your podcast, all it is is saying hide a people. Yep, we have said that. I believe it was Doug from Good Times, great movies, specifically who said that. Yep.

I think we're starting to bother this guy with that. By the way, he put a tweet out because someone was calling his podcast pathetic. So he responded that he's had almost a million downloads in July, which I think is possible. I mean, it is Opie radio. He might have a million downloads in July,

but he's very concerned about his numbers and he's really looking into it. And I got to understand that when I do these live streams and these podcasts that I'm talking to the entire country, I mean, let's be honest, small pockets of the entire country. I see my numbers. Oh, I got 20 people in Dayton, Ohio listening to me. I don't think he's joking. I think he's looking up how many people in Dayton, Ohio are listening to his show. And I believe there's 20. That sounds right. This guy was on a national radio show on serious XM that everyone in the country could

listen to anyone who bought a new car would hear this and he has 20 less than a date. If you can focus on individuals and it's just the small numbers that granularly yeah you don't have many listeners man. If you can pick the mouth like oh there's like two people in Kansas are listening to me. You shouldn't even be even be noticing that. That's my point. That was my point. Yeah. Very rarely drilling in on which cities in Ohio are listening to who are these podcasts, but that's just me. I don't know. I can be. this is the perfect summation of what OP show has become. Is this clip right here? That would might be better than this one. Babble, babble, babble, but I like above.

I'm keeping that one on the board. Does opium have a family? He does, he has two kids and a wife. Oh, well, they're the kids. The kids, I believe, are eight and 10. And they ask him in the chat, if he's gonna let his kids go back to school with all this coronavirus stuff happening.

And he explains that he's not, he's not going to let them go back to school. And people people say, well, that's easy for you to do because you're rich. And he says, that's not the reason why. But you're lucky. You're under weak anymore. And that's why your opinion is such. You've lost touch with the America. You've lost touch with your fan base. Oh my god, I'm a parent first. I love what homies do with the haters boys. That's all he hears. That's all he reads out of the internet.

It's just people telling him that he sucks and he's out of touch. I was gonna say I guess his family treats his podcast like you know your wife's and your children will sometimes treat a husband or a father's hobby is that's just what daddy does he collects synthesizers you know he has that nerdy one hobby that no one else cares about and I guess we're opiating in his fucking one room and recording the shitty podcast or being out on the in the bars has has he been affected so okay I guess he would know has he been affected by the COVID stuff since he now no longer can just lounge around other people's bars and harass the establishments

yeah sit around with a zoom recorder it's gotten so bad because he just walks around in the beach so he has a place in the Hamptons He has moved out of New York from his apartment in Manhattan and he's living in his house on the Hamptons and Every podcast is just him by himself walking around and reading a chat forum in real time and answering people It's Surprisingly pathetic and he doesn't even realize people are trolling him like at one point someone asked him Why he wouldn't get a show back on serious XM go back to XM? I don't know how that would work man. I was building a brand new crew and a brand new show and I took two major hits by losing Carl and Vic

In opi's mind the reason why he's not on satellite radio is because In Opie's mind, the reason why he's not on satellite radio is because Carl Ruiz and Vic Henley died. No, no, the reason why is because you got fired. They don't bring people back who had a show, sucked at it, and then got fired. That's how that works. The other reason I'm not doing is because Vic Henley died. But that doesn't make any sense. I think you're lying.

I assume he probably also blames the virus. Oh, for sure. People go like, oh man, if not for also blames the virus. Oh, for sure. When people go like, oh man, if not for the virus, the gyms would have been open, man. I would have had a six pack by now. No, you still would have been fat. Doesn't matter if those, when they were around,

Carl didn't even like the sky. I remember those episodes where Carl was trying to get rid of this fucker. Right. To get him out of the restaurant, saying, okay, let's wrap this up. You gotta go, can you also stop scratching my tables? I know, I know.

He's totally changed it. I was a curled one to podcast all the time. I should have podcasted more often. Like, no, I heard those shells. He did not want to podcast more often. Definitely not the case. No. And so, somebody asked him,

what types of podcasts he's gonna be putting out in the future. I'm excited about this. What's the next few podcasts about John? I have no idea. I mean, I got a lot of podcasts he's gonna be putting out in the future? I'm excited about this. What's the next few podcasts about John? I have no idea. I mean, I got a lot of podcasts that I gotta do. I promised Tammy Pescatelli I would go over a good housekeeping article from 1957, I think.

Think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? He's got a few podcasts he has to do. You know, like that one with Tammy Paschatelli about some fucking magazine article. Yeah, I'm just so sick of and tired of these podcast holes to think that

being a loof and not having a clue somehow makes him cooler. I don't think he has a choice. I'm gonna talk about magists. I guess that's a good point. But him and the co-holders both going, I don't know. I don't think you have a choice. I'm gonna talk about magists. But I guess that's a good point. But him and the Cuckolders both going, I don't know, I don't really know anything.

I don't know why people listen. I just still do it and people listen. I'm just that awesome, I guess. Or you can be a stand up and just go, the reason why my stand up sucks is because I'm autistic. Yeah, but that's, yeah. Exactly, dude, you're not gonna look,

all of you, you're not gonna look autistic or nerdy or Doorkey if you have a topic no one's gonna accuse you of doing too much work. Yeah, I know no one's ever said man You just preparing way too much for your show. You gotta stop it Right, so just get one topic don't always do this on too cool man I'll just talk about whatever I guess we'll just hang out with the boys. I'm autistic anyway, so it might suck, but that's because I'm autistic and, you know, I don't really know what women want. That's all three of them there in one person. I like it. Perfect. So, Kaya, speaking of that, he actually explains why his show sucks.

He sums it up perfectly, except for he's not talking about his show, which is the irony of this. What's happening with us all in kind of quarantine, you see, you know, these people that are supposedly huge personalities and without the supporting staff around them, it's not good at all, man. Yup. Fucking nailed it. Back when you were on Open Anthony, people prepped for you, and they told you what to talk about. And now that you what to talk about. And now that you're doing it by yourself,

you're literally reading people's questions. Like somebody asked them about Regis Filman. This is, do you know Regis is, Kaya? Oh no. Yeah, he probably doesn't have a lot of celebrity in Germany, but he's a guy who used to be on a morning show, as well as who wants to be a millionaire, which was a big, what are those types of shows called? Game show. Game show. Quiz show. Quiz show.

So this is him talking about Regis. Who by the way is beloved by everybody. Nobody dislikes Regis Filament. Thoughts on Regis. I told you my Regis story. Everyone talks about how nice Regis was and I just happened to work out on the same at the same gym as Regis Philbin. He came into that gym and he looked fucking miserable every time I never saw him smile. He was, he gave off an energy like don't fucking even think of approaching me. I think I would give off that same energy if I saw Opie at my gym. I don't know if that's a Regis thing, I think that might be an Opie thing.

No, it might be an every one thing. Who the fuck is smiling when they're doing push ups? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's a good point as well. I just like that Regis is this character who is loved by everyone. And Opie's the guy who's like, I thought he was a prick. Anyway, moving on. I hope he just... I'll give it to your self, man. Okay, just passed away. Um, oh, so in the title of this episode, which is clickbait, is Jim Norton.

It's like, oh, Opie's gonna talk about Jim Norton, which is always fun. Jim Norton was his co-host on the Opin Anthony show and they've had a famous following out. What's he going to say about Jim Norton? Let's find out. Jimmy was very, very tough to have a back and forth conversation with. He was, he was absolutely a challenge. I mean, in the heyday of the Opiean Anthony show, you know, Jimmy more than played as part, of course he did. But just kind of shooting the shit for long periods of time, it was very, very difficult. I mean, and I'm not here to trash Jimmy. Maybe we just didn't have the chemistry.

I found him to be probably the most difficult. I'm not here to trash him. I'm just gonna trash him and put his name in the title of the episode so everyone knows that I'm gonna trash him. And by the way, Jim Norton is still on Series X7 the morning. He's still as a show.

He's on multiple podcasts. He guests all over the place, known as a hard time talking to him. It was only OP who couldn't fight chemistry with Jim Norton, one of the most quick-witted, funny people you'll ever hear on a radio show. I think that's how do you help? That one might be ideal.

No one else is complaining about him. And it's on him that he's still talking about his ex-co-hosts from decades ago. That is the only reason to listen to OP as if he's gonna talk shit about his ex-co-hosts. So why anyone's two and a half? I don't want to hear about his current life. That's not fun. All right, last thing I got to play for you is OP's nephew is 22 years old.

And he's like, yeah, man, my nephew, I remember when he was just a baby, and now here is 22, I can have a beer with him. And his nephew, he's actually like they have this great relationship. His nephew reaches out, because as I mentioned, OP lives in the Hamptons. He's got a, they have this great relationship. His nephew reaches out because, as I mentioned, OP lives in the Hampton.

So he's got a place on the beach. So his nephew wants to hang out with them. And I just found this story to be funny. He's just loving life. And, you know, he's young. So he doesn't feel like he has to worry too much about the coronavirus. And he wants to see his uncle.

Of course, he wanted to see his uncle because this is what I got. I got, I got I got I got ocean view But I had to tell him dude. We're fucking whims We're taking this very seriously still And then he didn't write me back That we're good though. Is that me just wanted to use him for his house Opie goes on to admit that on his show and

Shows what a pathetic loser he is. I just don't know why people share so much. I guess I would just share lots of my wisdom. Not just that. Even if it wasn't just for his house, that's his immediate first assumption. That's a sad part. He's the one family member who does reach out to OP is he immediately thinks, oh, it's just for my stuff. Can't be because they actually misses his uncle or something. That's a fair point right there. Oh, Kaya. I'm moving quickly because there are things to do today. It's another beautiful day here in upstate New York and we got to get out to the pool. But before we move on, there's another song that was submitted by our buddy Kroge Kroge who sometimes guess co-host and other times joins the jingles department He decided to put together and homage to our friend Vick as well as Opie I don't think they're gonna Boulder guy I don't like their pop one or is it's fine

All right, so uh Vicks gonna be coming up soon. We're gonna do some reviews We're gonna talk about her roommate who had it only fans. Yeah, I know her roommate had the only fans account She doesn't anymore We have to talk about that, but first everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show. We play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. That's right. We'll be back again next week to review yet another podcast. And I'm happy to report it will not be about sex.

It most certainly will not be about sex. Here's the clip. So the topic today is three ways to bring our listeners into a Bible scene. So bringing our listeners into a Bible scene. Kevin, what do you mean by that? Just unpack that a little bit. Well, for this purpose of this podcast, what I wanna talk about is how do you get people to actually see, feel, and encounter what's happening in that Bible scene? This podcast is called Monday Morning Preacher or possibly preaching today.

I saw it called both things. This is exciting, Kaya, because we've covered some podcasts with niche audiences. This is about as a niche as you get preaching today exists to encourage and equip preachers to faithfully and creatively proclaims God's words so that the church grows up into the fullness of Christ. This is a show for preachers, by preachers. I love it. This is this is the full 180.

It was by Cuckold's for Cuckold and now this is the other end of the spectrum of the lunacy is for religious nots by religious nots. I definitely had to change it up after doing the last two episodes that we've done. Do you like a similar, they sound? How to get your wife into Cuckoldry, how to get your wife into the church? Yes. I mean, you see how this fucking thing works. It's all just manipulating people, just doing things they don't want to do. It makes perfect sense.

So that's going to be the show next week. You know what we didn't talk about today? We didn't talk about Patrick Michael. Oh, that's not be the show next week. You know what we didn't talk about today? We didn't talk about Patrick Michael at all. Oh, that's not a big shit. Yeah, have you noticed that? And I haven't really been listening to... Did you take his kids away? No, no, no, he's a great father.

I haven't really been listening to Patrick Michael all that much. Although there are some new bonus episodes he's put out. But I gotta tell you man, there were some bad news. He got hit pretty hard. He lost a patron. And I know you guys are on Patreon with the official podcast. And you guys have a few people following you there. When you lose a patron man, it hurts. It's tough. It does. And this is this is Patrick talking about. Losing a patron. I mean, I lost a patron the other day because he was mad. I didn't put out content for a week.

But hey, let's be honest, if I'm not putting it out there for you guys to be charged like you're paying for the content, well, it is going out there. It's going out there for free. I'm sorry. And then also there's a lot of episodes. There's a lot of content over there on Patreon that has, that gets put up simultaneously. So rather than only getting one episode, you get multiple episodes at once. And I don't, I just don't believe that this person happened to listen to everything that was available to him before taking off.

And like I said, I don't mind, it happens, But I do put out content as often as I possibly can. That's a big go. Someone just needed Patrick Michael out there and times baby crying. And that's a big go for him. How fucking funny is that? He's so upset that one person left, because when people might not know this,

but when you leave someone's Patreon, you can put in the reason why. It's the worst thing you could possibly read. Never read those comments. It's not gonna be fun. Ha ha ha. No, that is good advice. You know, you never wanna read comments unless you're,

sorry, how many patrons did he have? He had 12. And then I went to 11 Okay, I see well in that case I guess it's like an alcoholics anonymous Except no one besides the mint is an alcoholic. I'm just there to make fun. Well, it is funny It's like when there's 12 people in a room. If you're listening. Yeah, you didn't lose a fan. You lost a bully It's fine. There's now one less person to make fun of you. It's okay. Yeah.

That's a very good point. All right, so next week, Doug from Good Times Great Movies is gonna come on, and we're gonna talk about this preacher show. I reached out to him to see if he wanted to do a Wissamuano's podcast. Did you know a Wissamuano has a podcast? Yeah, I suppose that you got on this idea because she was crying on Twitter

about how she doesn't get enough listeners. This is the exact thing. I thought she was crying about how she, this is the exact thing that she put out. She wrote, we live in a world, now the rest of this is all caps, where Joe Rogan's podcast has triple the listeners as mine, dear God. She thinks she has a third of Joe Rogan's podcast is triple the listeners as mine, dear God.

She thinks she has a third of Joe Rogan's audience? Is she fucking crazy? There's no way anyone's listening to this show. That's what tripped me up. So I'm, I don't really know how to check other people's podcast listenership numbers. But I was baffled that she would even have a third a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like,

I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like,

I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like,

I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, I was a lot of people who were like, every day that Joe Rogan uploads. Are you fucking kidding me? And- Check that her YouTube channel. She has like 200 views on her video. Right, and imagine if she did have 5 million listeners, do you really think that wouldn't even be, that wouldn't even make sense. And she'd be complaining about it. I can't believe I only have 5 million listeners. Like what? That sounds pretty good.

Right. So I reached out to Doug. I said, we should probably roast a list of a lot of. He gave it a listen. Apparently all she does is bring people on who just spout off on whatever their woke political views are. And it's not all that entertaining. So I guess that's not a good one for us to review.

But we did consider it. Oh, yeah. You're telling me there's a good reason that she doesn't have as many viewers as Rogan. Yeah, I guess it's pretty obvious. telling me there's a good reason that she doesn't have as many viewers as Rogan. Yeah, I guess it's pretty obvious. Kay, I'm going to do reviews and voicemails. If you want to take off, buddy, I will let you do that. Okay, okay. I'll do that for assemble my couch.

Sounds good. I want to thank you so much. I want to thank you for coming on and I want to tell people to check out the official podcast, the official podcast puts out bonus episodes Yeah, you can find it at where are these calm? So there's subscribe to our patreon for bonus episodes. We sometimes make fun of Todd We have a new logo looks like a trash can with headphones. Oh Man, Kai, you never let me plug your show. Go to the official podcast. Check it out and subscribe.

Kay, we love it when you come on. You're the best buddy. Thank you. Yeah, I appreciate it, man. Thanks for having me. All right. Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out what's up for all. Who are these podcasts? Leave well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called right now. Mm. OK.

Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. MUSIC Be more funny. MUSIC Boop! Let's lick them all.

Ha, ha, ha, yeah. You're not charismatic. MUSIC This dude is fucking corny. You're not carrot matters. This dude is fucking corny. Thanks a lot, Carl. Fuck you! I You know who are these podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense We feel, we feel, we feel with Vic. Vic, you're on mute, my friend.

Oh, there she is. Hello. Hello. Vic is traveling and still able to join us from her phone. Yeah, I'm in vagina. Oh, welcome to the East Coast. Welcome to the East coast. Yeah, welcome to the east side of the country here So, um, Vic last week we met Lindsay your roommate. Yeah, she let us all know that she has fabulous boobs and that you could see them on her only fans account I don't know what's happened to you now and then but apparently she's all done with only fans. What happened? Well, she's done with W ATP in general. I showed her

I showed her a picture of you and she started laughing. It's great. Yeah. And yeah, like she's she's fucking pretty much done. She doesn't like the Generates because she's a woman so yeah most people don't like the Generates even men don't like the Generates Did something specifically happen was does she get Creepy guys who wanted to see her feet or what was going on? No, she just didn't want her pictures like posted and like put in the discord so I got you Typical woman shit Carl. I don't know what you expect. I want my boobs on the internet.

Just not there on the internet. I want to move her back to the internet over here. Okay. Yeah, she only wants hot guys to see him and there's no one attractive here. No, most certainly not. We got to get a boner, guys, but no hot guys for sure. No hot guys, no hot carls.

Vic, do you have any new reviews that you wanted to share with us? I do. I have screenshots on my phone. Oh good. Look at you. We got a one star from Not Matt and Casey. Okay. The title is Tom Myers is a saint.

That's money. Okay. He said, fellas, you do not seem to understand humor. Tom Myers is going to be a legend. Bad mouthing this genius is only going to bite you in the ass. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself. I do love the Tom Myers supporters. They're very funny people. It seems sarcastic. Who the fuck says you better check yourself before you wreck yourself? It is sarcastic. Nobody actually likes top marks. He actually has zero fans. Well, I understand. They go all the way with that. They like to go all the way with it.

That is funny. That's fair. You also got another one star from peanut sky. Jesus Christ. We're getting one of one stars lately. Chris. What are we doing? It's me. Yelik, I'm opening up. All right. Lately Chris He said kind of boring honestly to blanthouse lacking in any kind of personality talk about podcasts while interjecting with lackluster commentary

Okay Pretty succinct. I like that. I like what's that one succinct about their opinion like yeah, well sounds right you also got a I said what's the thing about the opening? Like, yeah, that sounds right. You also got a two star review. Well, I fucking hate two star reviews. It makes me think that if I tried a little harder, I could have won them over and got to three. What's the two star side? It's from Swab Steven.

It said Bud Light's Dilly-Dilly campaign. The show feels like hanging out with my dad and his friends and their suburban garages as they criticize rap music and how Van Halen was their last real musician. The Eagles aren't bad either if they're feeling a little sentimental. Oh shit, it's fucking spot on. You're in your basement instead of your garage. You're wood-paneled fucking basement, you boomer. That's true, because my garage would be too boomy. Maybe I should have carried it for days.

It picks up, absorbs the sound better. Oh my god. Anything else you got over there? Oh, you got a five-star review from Big Belly Deluxe, though. He said, man, better than looking toilet seats. It's not bad for a guy who's never touched a girl lives in his mom's basement and sounds fat. All right. I like it.

That's what I'm talking about. Five stars, baby. Some of that seemed negative, but I'm sure you meant well. Yeah, it must be sarcastic, huh? Must be. Anything else you have? We want to listen to some voicemails? Let's listen to some voice mails let's listen to the two of us and voicemails

i heard Tasmania called in he did yeah all right let's get through these hey Carl this is greek so you mentioned stuttering john talking about how he had a gig in japan for like ten grand yeah that got canceled i think that he was actually talking about a gig he had in Florida. Because the RQC guys had planned to have a bunch of their fans and everything come down to Florida. And they were going to go to a show. They never really said what show, at least on their show. And they were going to go and they were going to go fuck on it but then they were paid all got canceled because of covid and like Florida's cases went up and everything and they canceled shit so I think he's making shit up about how

it was in Japan so that people wouldn't put two and two together and realize that he was actually going to Florida I think he's trying to distance himself from from the art you guys call me back and you know, don't die or some shit. Actually, you die. That's fine. Oh, it was almost nice. Hey, I don't think that you would have to why that you were going to Japan. I mean, we all know that this Florida gig was canceled. This is well documented. So he did have a gig in Florida. I think he's just lying about the whole thing. I don't think he was like, oh, I said Japan and I'm in Florida. I think he's just pretending he's more popular than he actually is.

Is that possible? Is it possible that John's lying? I don't know. He's very popular. Yeah, it's where he's popular on this show. I gotta say, at least half of the posts in our subreddit are about subtlery jobs. So you're right.

Oh, yeah. He is popular. All right, I think this one's about you, Chris. Hey, Carl, just listening to the latest episode we'll drive in around. I gotta say, man, your producer Chris's voice is like 10 times the radio voice, the your voice is. I think you should have him just do it. So for once, you know, our years can finally get a break. All right, I don't know what he said at the end there, but apparently I should let you take over the show Chris Cammett.

Uh, I disagree. Okay, you do it just fine. I agree. His voice is good. He just has no nothing to talk about. Correct. That's why I stopped talking a while ago. It's funny. Because Vic, her voice is terrible And she has nothing to talk about and yet she gets up the show I

Got the tints buddy Oh my god, that's gonna go to Doug's song There's no way Awesome, okay, let's see. Oh, Ralph Sutton called in. Remember Ralph Sutton we had him on as a guest couple of weeks ago? Oh, yeah.

The owner of gas did- People hated him. Well, he called in to address that. Hey, Carl, this is Ralph Sutton. This is how I talk. I just wanted to apologize for being such a terrible co-host. Call me that I thought you were great. Come on, man

Don't get down on yourself. There's just haters gonna hate what he gonna do Oh, crippled Jesus who's in the discord right now. He called head and this is fucking hilarious Hey, Carl. It's crippled Jesus. I would just listen in the last episode there. And I would like to challenge Patrick Michael, one-on- yeah, I'm pretty confident in my ability and I think that I can just dunk on Patrick Michael all day. So let me know if you want to make it a whole podcast event or we could work that out and call maybe get the ball shaver companies just monitor it who knows but uh yeah if Patrick Michael doesn't accept my challenge he's a little bit uh love the show keep it up co later uh cripple jesus that's fucking phenomenal y'all I'll ask manscaped if they want to

sponsor that I think that they really think that'd be a good one for him. Cripple Jesus playing basketball against Patrick Michael. Is there anything I'd rather see in the world? Oh man, that's awesome. I'd rather see that than a cure for cancer. To be honest with you. Oh my God. I wonder if he has like one of those like angled wheel,

wheel chairs where he can go faster Oh, you think he's cheating. You think it's planning on cheating. Oh, yeah So boner guy 69 called it again This is boner guy 69 and you're listening to who are these? Faggot, old shit, no, it's fucking gassy. Got a fail not that ID. Try it though.

Marcy Turk called in to call out radio gunk. You guys know what Marcy Turk is? That's the woman who took over producing the Howard Stern Show when it got terrible. Hi, Carl. This is Marcy Turk. This is how I thought. I just listened to your Brent Hatley episode. This is called an asshole Andy could possibly think radio gun is a source of insight information on Stern. Brother Dick, radio gun is how it's Stern fanfiction.

Done poorly by dummies But through to the point Andy said that radio gong said that how he was laying off that Preparation for his sex with you, which is ridiculous on the surface and made up and whatever. Okay, fine Let's all think that it's whatever that's worth then Andy says that dummy from radio gong said that brisket actually laid off for taking a swing at Michael rap report you know what this fucking rap report was in bladding that all over the podcast and everywhere else he fucking bladshed

call me back alright Marcy yeah thanks for sending the record straight you know what's funny about that Andy comes in with this gossip that who knows. It's just a rumor. Who knows what it was true or not. The guys from Drew and Mike pick up on it. I was on the Drew and Mike show on Thursday this past week. And we started talking about, you know, Howard's got a negotiation with Netflix

and also with Spotify and series XM or speculating all this shit. None of it's probably true. I'm making all of it up. I have no idea. Radio gunk's probably making up, like this guy's talking about a time when certain fan fiction. And we're just speculating, like, any of it's,

I'm part of the problem is what I'm trying to say. I'd be trying to find it out. Oh, you are. All that was a long explanation for shit I don't care about. Fair enough. So someone from the Radio Gunk universe tweeted at the host of Radio Gunnc Monique and myself and said, they're talking shit about you.

They referenced something that you guys said on your show and then they're talking shit about you and I was like, well, yeah, that's the other talking shit show, Radio Gun. They make fun of Howard, so they make fun of everyone. Like, what do you guys get upset when people talk shit about you What fucking you universe is this we gave you credit for the information But how are you upset to be more talking shit about you this is what we're all doing and then after a couple of tweets back and forth We decided to join forces Boy all right, so we'll see what happens with that.

This guy, watch me play guitar out of video, I think. You know, Patrick Michael is saying that a carol doesn't have musical talent or whatever, but I've seen that isotopes cover of a tear for Eddie by Wayne and a carol. I'm not gay or anything but you want to hit me up from time I wouldn't have any qualms with that. What haven't any qualms with that at all. All right call me back boners. That's the

power of my guitar flag right there. I think that sums it up. All right, here's your buddy, Vic. This is for you. Fantastic. Yeah, this is a random Australian cola and you are listening to the voice and out segment. Oh, a lot of these podcasts featuring that dumb slut, Vic. That's pretty good. All right, we're gonna put that up here. That's gonna stay on the board. I like that. Very good. This is, I just have a note for myself, me beating off to Lindsay's Only Fans account. Alright, let's see what you're talking about. Hey, it's me, Carl, from Who Are These Podcasts. Alright, time to look at this Only fans account of VIX room a Wow that's a good

picture what are we talking about with it. That's actually right. Tell me back. So it's like a drunk millhouse. That is what you sound like. That's pretty funny. All right. So now, um, more on Australia, I know Vic loves that. more on Australia, if I know Vic loves that. So here, Carl, my name is Cocktoucher68. And probably you can tell from my experience that I am from Australia. I had just wanted to tell you that you have a great following down under where I am from in Australia. Call me that. Everyone's access. I was like, Australia, did they have I crazy?

Yeah, you are. You're fucking stupid. It's not like Australia to me. Okay. I mentioned gonna ask you to talk about the video. I'm gonna ask you to talk about the video. I'm gonna ask you to talk about the video. I'm gonna ask you to talk about the video. I'm gonna ask you to talk about the video. I'm gonna ask you to talk about the video.

I'm gonna ask you to talk about the video. I'm gonna ask you to talk about the video. I'm gonna ask you to talk about the video. I'm gonna ask you to talk about the video. I'm gonna ask you to talk about the video. I'm gonna ask you to talk about the video. I'm gonna ask you to talk about the video. I'm gonna ask you to talk about the that and I did think that was pretty funny. She's delusional and does not live in the real world with the rest of us. She is a fucking idiot. You know my buddy Pro in our Discord Vic? Yeah. Pro does this thing that's really nice. He pulls clips from Patrick Michael's show and puts them in the shameless watch channel.

And I don't have any notes on this, but I did pull a dog because I remember thinking it was funny. So let's check it out. Yeah. We've kind of got rid of the actual nine-minute podcast Patreon. Wasn't doing great. Had one patron for a while. Shout out to him. That was actually Doug from Good Times Great Movies. I was like, I didn't subscribe to this guy. I'm not gonna get any of these episodes.

Alright, so bad you might go find me. I took that down. Alright, that's one of the shout out to him. Thank you so much for supporting as long as you did. That's phenomenal. I love it. But yeah, I just banded it, it's gone. And that's fine guys, that doesn't matter

because we still have patreon.com slash pod culture. Okay, so that's the latest. Yeah, no, pro's good. He does all your job for you. I've noticed that. Why am I doing my job? I don't have. I don't know.

Yeah. All right. So what are you doing on the East Coast? You're visiting some friends of family who cares? Great talking to you, Vic. I really appreciate coming out of the show. And we'll see you again next week. Of course. Of course. We, we called that the Stinger. coming out of the show and uh... we'll see you again next week course

we uh... we called that the sting at that that let you use that no more