Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep218 - Monday Morning Preacher

Episode Date: August 9, 2020

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W-A-T-P! Hello, River Dixon Cousiners! Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts! The only show that comes out every Sunday, so Jesus can enjoy it on his day off. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week, the man best known for co-hosting W-A-T-P! It's Doug from Good Times! great movies, what's up Doug? Oh, I am so happy to be here.

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really just a lot of fun. So definitely you're going to want to check that out. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called The Monday Morning Preacher. Doug and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Matt Woodley,

the episodes that I listened to featured Kevin Miller. These are both preachers. And what they do is they help other preachers to deliver their sermons. This is a show for preachers, by preachers, very niche audience, interesting look behind the scenes so that we can see how these sermons are developed and how these guys are pumping each other up

to get ready for the big day on Sunday morning. So, Doug, man, what were your thoughts about this show? It's interesting, I mean, I reached out to you and I said, Hey, can we do a religious show? Because I've been listening for a long time. And you had said that early on, you guys, your original host, who was that Kevin or something? I don't know. Yeah, we're Kevin and I were at doing the show together. Right. Yeah. I think he had said that that's off the table. And I was kind of surprised that you never really dipped a toe into this, but after listening to it, I think you made the right choice, honestly. Yeah, because I don't want to like shit on people's religious beliefs until today.

That's why I was just saying that because the show's so damn boring, and I can only imagine any religious podcast is this just redundant and horrible. Well, it's, it's tough to rip on religion. I would need a lot more time than the two hours. It's a lot of us at WATP. So we're going to try to break down the podcast, but there might be some instances where I get off topic just a little bit and have a little bit of fun with what these people are actually talking about. Let's start off with the latest episode

Where they give you some pointers on how to bring people into the stories that you're telling during your sermon and he sets it up with this Well, so we got a really fun episode today I hate when people tell you how fun the episode is going to be. How would you know? You haven't even done it yet. And you're wrong. And you're wrong. Doug, you got a clip that sums up the show for you.

You pull some clips here. Yeah, if you play my number 13, this really does sum up the show to me. OK. So let me just give you an example. For example, if I say this, hey, well, the Greek word here Splunkna comes from Splen meaning Splen. So it has a literal meaning that Jesus was moved in his gut Well, that's all fascinating. This is so boring! The show was so insanely boring.

These two people are the least interesting people possible. And when they start to preach or when they try and preach or talk about what, you know, the stories that they relate to people, I couldn't imagine sitting there and listening to these guys for an hour every week. It's interesting, I went for a little walk around the neighborhood and I popped this on and it's only 28 minutes long, so my guy, this is pretty easy, I'll run it at a

fast speed, we'll get through it, I'll get the gist of it. I tapped out, I can't, I'll save it for tomorrow. I couldn't just listen to it all the way through, even though it is mercifully short. Well, that's the thing. When you gave this to me, and I started going through the episodes, and I was cycling through, going,

oh my God, these are like 12 to 20 minute episodes. And this is gonna be a breeze. I thought you listened to four, five, six of these things in poll clips. No, this was terrible. I listened to about two episodes. Three, I think, that was enough for me. Well, let's talk about the topic of the episode.

You and I, I think both listened to, which was their latest. He introduces that topic here. So the topic today is three ways to bring our listeners into a Bible scene. All right, three ways to bring the listener into a Bible scene. And right, three ways to bring the listener into a Bible scene and then he says this. So tell us why this matter so much. No, no, no, no, the question is does this matter? Not why?

Does this matter would have been the right question and the answer would have been no. No one's paying attention. Do you think people in church are paying attention? No, no, not at all. And I like the idea of what this episode was because it was like, okay, how do we take these 2,000 year old stories that are written so poorly and in such an uninteresting manner and make them relatable to people? But if you play my number nine,

it's kind of just lying and making shit up. Yeah, I picked up on that though. I was preaching on that one time and I just added this phrase, she was clutching her robe. Now the text doesn't actually say she was clutching her robe. So if you're sort of in the scholar mode pointing to verse by verse, you might not feel comfortable doing that, but what is hat, what that visual detail is very probable given

the quote she was caught in the very act of adultery, unquote. And it does help convey her humiliated vulnerability. It says something about how she's feeling at that moment. This reminds me of that music podcast that you covered a while ago where the guy just made shit up like Jimmy Hend's thought about calling his mother, but then he decided it was a waste of time. So then he grabbed up a big reel of coke and shot some heroin instead. Like you weren't there.

These guys were there that just making shit up that these people were thinking or doing in these old outdated stories. Well, what's funny about it is the stories are made up to begin with. The people who wrote these stories weren't there. And now these guys are making up details on top of made up stories. And this is what church is. This is what I mean. He has to get into the relented element of this. All right. So that clip that we just played is

hilarious because they start talking about how you know, he got to embellish on the scene a little bit to get people captivated and get them into it. And he gives it a total example of it. He goes, this is how I would do this. And he explains there's a flood coming and the tension that would be there because the water's rising. And then the other guy goes, yeah, but what about that scene where the woman commits adultery? Because he just wants to talk about some chicken for railed. And this is the setup to the clip that you just played.

You had another example. We were talking about from John chapter eight So the woman caught an adultery. Yeah, give us a give us an example on that narrative Yeah, Matt I got a question for you, buddy. Are you a boner guy? He's 100% of boner guy I love I love that so this is just a quick thing that you just played But he goes he goes oh, yeah, I can do that. So the adultery scene sure So I just added this phrase she was clutching her rope

Now the text doesn't actually say she was clutching her rope. Well, why not embellish a little bit more Maybe she was twisting her nipple Slap your tune come around a little bit like why don't I have some fun with that just clutching the rope? Use your imagination people This is so stupid Just some more on and I listen back to listen back to a few episodes So these two are Host and co-host but this guy his co-host Kevin I think who says name is guy his co-host Kevin, I think we said his name is, he's in the show less and less. And I've noticed that there is some co-host tension going on. Play my number three. I don't think

this is the episode you listen to, but listen to the start of this. So Kevin, as a co-host, do you get to pick some the topics sometimes? You know, yeah me getting to pick the topic is like kids making breakfast for mom on Mother's Day, you know, you know, me getting to pick the topic is like kids making, you know, breakfast for mom on Mother's Day, you know, it's, it's rare and messy. Great metaphor. Yeah, yeah, great metaphor. And also this guy has had enough of this bullshit. Like he's like, I just had to come on, you see, you pick the topics all the time, you never let me do anything. But all right, let's just do this. Let's just run through this nonsense. Then we put out, I went through in 2019, they put out like six episodes all in one day

of that entire year. Oh shit. Wow. Interesting. So they really just like to build these up and then the listeners can't wait to binge on it. It's like a Netflix series. Well, what are you going to talk about? Netflix series. What are you gonna talk about?

Like, what are you gonna talk about? Like you said, this is such a niche market or audience here. Like, what are you gonna say to these people? Nothing is relatable, I assume. One of the topics is how to talk less. And I found this to be fascinating. You're supposed to be preaching about 25 minutes

in a typical sermon and I am to in a Context in a different church, but similar. Yeah. And yet you had been running over your allotted lengths a number of times and so had I and we were both kind of frustrated with that. Yeah. The preachers like to talk a lot. Shocking.

And I love that they're frustrated that they're talking too much. You know, it's really frustrated. The kid just wants to go to the fuck home. Back to the frustrated with you going over your 25 minutes. Yeah. The shit that they got dragged there by his parents or his spouse or something like that,

they want to leave. Won't somebody please think of the children? Yeah. He's like, you want to stay. You could talk all day, you could talk all week. The one guy even says, he's like, oh, I'm so wiped out, I just take Monday mornings off. He's like, I don't like to work till noon on Monday. I'm like, the fuck are you doing all week. The one guy even says he's like, oh, I'm so wiped out. I just take Monday mornings off. He's like, I don't like to work till noon on Monday.

I'm like, the fuck are you doing all week? Like, what could possibly be doing? Prepping the whole time for an hour on Sunday? I mean, if it's anything like the show prep for WATP, I know that I'm pretty wiped out on Sunday. No, that's a, you know what? I'm sure it's exactly like the show prep. I'm sure it's exactly like that.

So you talked about how the guy is relatively long-winded or the one host is telling in the other one this. Yeah. If you play my number 19, listen to this guy's cadence. Like, this is when he has to make a bestor. At the end of the episode, they're like, oh, just, here's a Bible first. And you tell it in a more interesting fashion.

That's fantastic. Listen to how this guy tells the story. And it took me a while to figure out who he sounds like, but I think I got it. So Mary is in her room alone and an angel out of the blue, an angel appears to her. And tells her that if the gooks have a son of a watch, they'd be confiscated, taken away.

The way your dad looked at it, this watch, was your birthright. If your dad had a defense slope, it's gonna put the greasy L.A. hands on his boy's birthright. So he hit it. And one place he knew he could hide something is ass. That's, uh. I have to apologize.

That, that preacher got pretty goddamn racist there to the end of the podcast. That was, that was seamless, my friend. That's a pretty good observation you picked up on. So I want to back up real quick, because I thought that was really interesting. The guy goes through when he makes his three points and how to bring someone into the scene when you're talking about a significant event in the Bible.

I'm going to play you the three points real quick. What I want to do is point people to the picture, not to the page. All right, so he doesn't tell people where to find this in the Bible. He just starts talking about it so that they don't just get distracted with the Bible. That's the first point point to I want to keep people in the now, not in the then. In the now, not in the then. So in other words, you can say he said something, you have to say, right, and then he says, so you're talking about it's in the now.

And then this is his third point. Help them hear the actors more than the author. Okay. Gotcha. All right. So it's not about talking about who's talking. more than the author. Okay, gotcha. All right, so it's not about talking about who's talking. It's more about just giving the dialogue. This is a 27-minute long podcast.

Those are the three points they wanted to get out and they elaborate on them, give multiple examples. These are the guys who are trying to talk to us, who are trying to be more succinct. So you saw it. I just played that example where he says, okay, now we're gonna try this. We're gonna take stories from the Bible and we're gonna see what we can do.

And of course, Kevin Miller was ready for this, so he nails it. He does a really good job. And then he goes, okay, Matt, now you go. Now, Matt's a bit of a card. So first Matt tries to get out of it by pretending the episode is ended. All right, Matt, you ready for years?

No, I think we're kind of out of time. Sorry folks, the podcast is over. Is Matt Woodley with Preachie today. Great to have you here. Thanks for being with us, Kevin. Join us on our next episode. hilarious, right? I don't know want to do it.

I'm going to get out of it. So then his body Kevin says this. I have four letters for you. W-U-S-S. More a couple of good friends. No, I don't want to get nitpicky here. But W-U-S-S is actually three letters. There's only three letters there.

I know, I'll be in a little bit, baby. So then Matt tries to do this thing where he's going to tell a story from the bible. And we just played that clip, I'll remind you. It sounds like this. So Mary is, Mary is. All right, so I thought this would be fun. I think we should try this exercise.

Doug, I think we'd be better at it. I'm gonna choose the scene where Jesus turns water into wine. All right. So Jesus and his bros are all at this wedding. It's fucking hopping. They're in the mosh pit. They're going nuts. The band is crushing it.

And lo and behold, run out of booze. No more fucking booze. Party is over here. The needle on the rocket. God, this party is over. People are flocking to anywhere else they can get to. Jesus says, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you guys not remember my dad is God?

Did I not bring that up yet? So like you're talking about all the time, dude, we know. Yeah, so guess what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna turn this water over here. Oh, we need that water. And I fucked that. I'm gonna turn it into wine. Yeah, but we actually need the,

the what, nope, it's not what's wine. Part of the odd, and then I'll get back to it, the bands are playing up again. Everyone gets fucking shit canned. I'd be a pretty good preacher. I can't. They all got fired. Wait, I don't know.

Shit, the shit face. All right, you're out of the pan. I'm out of this. You're right. Okay, can I do one? Yeah, let's do it. Okay, here's what I'm Here's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna do the one where God decides to flood the world so

He's like him around he's like wait a minute all my angels keep going down and they're fucking these human women and When angels fuck them they get birth to giants and this is a serious from there's like giants everywhere I look I am all powerful. I am all knowing I can control everything. I could just kill the giants. I could just do that and maybe tell the angels not to go down there because I'm God. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna flood the entire fucking world.

I'm gonna kill everyone. I'm gonna kill babies, unborn babies inside of pregnant women. I'm gonna kill all plant life and all animals. That's my solution to this problem. I would go to your church, sir. Okay, great. You've inspired me to live my life now. I say we do it.

I say we start something. Some sort of a WATP spin off, just Bible studies for non-retards. You're going back to the Old Testament. I gotta give you props out of that. That's a deep poll. There's crazy, there's crazy stories there. Yeah, I know. Which brings us back to

the how they just make shit up. And after the guy stumbles and has a hard time with it, Kevin tries to prop him up and explains to him why he thinks it's actually be really good at this if he just predestines a little bit and And here's why I actually think this could be your wheelhouse and I'll tell you why. You love short fiction novels, right? And the imaginative character development. You'd be really good at talking about the Bible. You love fake stories.

You love made up bullshit. Oh, yeah. It's a good point. I didn't think of that. Like there are many things. I didn't think of that. I didn't think how similar these two things are until you a preacher brought it up. Oh my god, these guys are such morons. Yeah, I noticed that. You talked about the name of the episode. I just thought this was absolutely hilarious how this guy stumbles out of the gate and as you said can't start the episode has no idea how to do this can you play my number six

I've just found this hilarious the title of this podcast is three ways to bring our listeners to the Bible scene so I assume there's three ways to do this check out the big brain on bread you a smart motherfucker that's right what a shit head like does he think the other guy's gonna sneak a fourth one in there at the end? Why is he reiterating this? Let's keep it to three here. Well, let's remember, Doug, that in an earlier episode, they talked about how to not over-explain

things. It could be 25 minutes, it could be 55 minutes, and so we're not going to give you advice on that. But what we do want to talk about it today is how not to waste words It could be 55 minutes. It could be 36 minutes. It could be 22 minutes and a half the point is Don't waste words. Don't use more words. You need to use I guess what I'm trying to say is you don't need to over-explain things These guys do not practice what they preach also Also don't waste words, just drag words out longer than you need to. I like the guy tells the story, I think this is Matt.

He tells the story about his poor teenage kids. Imagine being the son of this guy. This is, this is, does not sound like fun. I remember when especially my boys were teenagers and I would give them these lectures that would just really long and I would say the same thing, like six times. And finally they would go,

Dad, I got it the first time, I get it. Yeah, your listeners are saying the same thing. We got it, we got it the first time. You're spending way too much time explaining very simple concepts. But then later in that same episode, he contradicts himself. He's talking about how he had just given a sermon

and there was another preacher there in the church who takes him aside afterwards and gives him some advice. Matt, do you have teenage children? And I said, and I think I've shared this story before. He said, I said yes, and he said, well, when you talk to them about a problem, do you just lecture them for on and on and on? I said, no, that wouldn't work.

I mean, I sometimes I try, he says, doesn't work? No, it doesn't. He says, well, sometimes we feel that way. When you're preaching, you know. Okay. So two things. One, he already admitted that he does lecture as kids out and out and out.

And then he tells us preacher, buddy, he's like, no, I would never do that. I'm not an asshole. Secondly, he sounds like the worst preacher in all of America. Why does he have a podcast about how to preach? This guy sounds terrible. And the other thing that I really noticed is if you play my number two, I love how both of these guys are just so humble.

So part of it is my own ego. It's like when we feel like we nail it and people give us a lot of praise. Man, that's an amazing story and I'm so thankful that you have continued on what an amazing preaching ministry you've had. You know, you really are pretty amazing. You are amazing.

You know, you're entitled to some special perks event because you're so smooth with the word of God, you know. I made the gospel message as clear and as win some as I could and I told strong stories. Nobody can appreciate just how hard I'm working. My need for more attention. I work so hard and nobody appreciates it. You know how humble I am. He's fucking God. I hated them so much. I could not imagine being trapped with them at some cocktail party and listening to them talk about how difficult the job that they do is. God, that's an impressive supercut right there. It sounds like he doesn't do a lot of the show. I did. I listened to several different episodes. I listened to an episode on racism and I listened to an episode on sex, and I listened to an episode on sex, and we'll get to those eventually.

But I did notice that there is a pattern here. And if you play my number 11, there's clearly a pattern to what, to the influence they think that a certain evil being is having on them. I think Satan tries to undermine that. Probably pretty much almost every time after I preach. You know, Satan would just love to undermine the declaration of the good news of the gospel because he hates it. He absolutely despises it.

Over and over in his podcast, these guys talked about the fact that they, whether they're feeling too good or they're feeling too bad. That has nothing to do with them That's not you know, that's not reasonable self-doubt or anything like that. That's Satan They have a good message and they get it out and they feel so good about themselves That's Satan making them feel too good if they have self-doubt and they think they did a shitty job That's also Satan making them feel bad. These two are idiots. I don't know.

That sounds likely. Okay. I can see that. We can be just shitting on Doug's part. No, I agree with the preachers. You know what? It's interesting though. You played that clip where it shows what kind of egos these guys have.

If you thought that the Lord of the underworld was actually paying attention to your servants, you might think highly of yourself. I can understand that. Yeah, so Satan was a chat with me after my servant yesterday. No, he wasn't. He wasn't paying attention. He doesn't have your own speed dial. So they also try and shift responsibility, which this was a great clip just backed up to the one

that I was just talking about. So play my number 15. Okay. And I feel like God gave me this tremendous image once of, it's like running a medley race in track where you have like four runners passing the baton from up here. Yeah, yeah.

And it's like, I'm the third runner in the race when I preach the sermon. That's the third lap. Well, God's got the anchor lap. Oh, I love that. And so even if I choked and came in way behind my guy on the third lap, it doesn't really matter because we've got an amazing anchor runner. It's so good. Yeah, totally because it's all going to depend now on what the Holy Spirit does in the lives of those heroes. You know, I love that image. It doesn't matter to them that in the end.

There's no responsibility on their end. It's like, oh, this guy came to me and he said he couldn't take the mundane life of a suburban father. And I told him to pray on it. It's not my fault that he murdered his wife and children after that. These guys are taking no responsibility then.

All they have to do is say what they have to. And if it's great or if it's terrible, that is not on them. Yeah, I have an example of that where they talk about how, you know, they can put a lot of work into their sermons and figure out how they want to communicate it and what they're going to communicate, but it's better to just let Jesus take care of it for you. If I have done some work in prayer for this message, it helps me relax and trust that the Holy Spirit is the main operator here and the one who has to apply these words to the person's heart. And often, the Holy Spirit has an economy of speech, and you see in scripture, where very little needs to

be said, and yet it completely sets a situation all right. And so I can trust, God will get it done. What an amazing way to live life. I was gonna like pull clips and maybe make some notes and prepare what I wanted to say about this podcast. And I was like, what do I just pray to God that He'll do it for me? And just see if He takes care of all that. That would be a lot easier. That's actually what I did.

And that for this, you did it a different way, because I just prayed last time. I was like, God, can you just put together a word document, just label all the clips for me and just email them to Carl. That would be great if you could do that. And it somehow worked. Thy father who art in heaven, if you can create a super clip for me, I'm talking about how amazing they are. It's me super cuts. I do have one. It's my number one. This guy does have a crutch and it's kind of an unusual one. I love that. I love that. I love it. I love it. I love that. I love this. I love this. He has to pretend he's so excited about anything that's happening. It's so phony. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I love that. I love this. I love this. He has to pretend he's so excited about anything that's happening It's so phony. I

It was terrible to listen to it's the most mundane advice to this guy's given. He's like I love that He's like instead of saying he said say he says oh my god. I love that. Oh my god You're fucking down at it today, buddy You're my best friend, did I tell you that? I'm getting back to relying on the Holy Spirit. This is just kind of like a continuation of my earlier clip. So I think this is really a way to trust the Holy Spirit

and then, and where am I trusting Spirit's work? And then respecting our people as well. Holy Spirit and then and and where do I, where are my trust in Spirit's work and then respecting our people as well because sometimes it gets to the point where we're bludgeoning our our people with truth. Bullshit! They're bludgeoning them with truth! That's insane! That's an insane thing to say. When I'm talking about something that happened in the Bible that was written 2,000 years ago by who fuck knows, I'm bludgeoning people with the truth. I don't even let them get away. They're trying to crawl away. I keep dragging them back so

I can bludgeon them even more. Yeah. All right, let's talk about more of this making shit up. And you said that you had one about racism, I didn't listen to that one. But they have a certain admiration for African-American preachers, just by the funny. It's in fact the use of imagination and preaching has a long tradition in the church. Yeah, no shit.

And in fact, it's one of the things that makes black preaching so rich and emotionally evocative. Yeah, the more you make shit up and make the story better, the more interesting it is. And I love that he says, did you know that there's a history of the church making shit up? Yeah, actually, I did. I did know that. No shit. In the other episode, they talk about African-American creatures as well. There's a great phrase from the African-American preaching tradition. Start low. Yep.

Go slow. Hit fire. Yeah. Retire. Those crazy blacks. What would they say? Well, that's what made me. The moment I heard him talk about black preachers or black charges

I was like I gotta go back. I gotta see if there's some sort of episode on racism and I found it. So this guy Matt he had on these two preachers one from New York and one from LA two black preachers and Listen to this question that he asks them basically about white saviors, which is hilarious But listen to how his one co-host or sorry, his one guest kind of chuckles before amazingly giving the correct answer to this question. Are you guys hopeful

because more whites seem more engaged on racial justice issues. George, let's start with you. What are your feelings on that? I'm not hopeful at all. This was such an uncomfortable conversation. I know we're done with this show and you will never listen to it, but this is the episode to listen to.

Holy shit. So this is right after the George Floyd incident. Yep. Yep. Yeah, right after it. Yeah, and so his whole, the promise of this episode, yep. And right after it. Yeah, and so his whole, the promise of this episode, I didn't listen to it, was how do we preach our sermon

in the current climate? So he gets out of these African Americans, and goes, aren't white students a great job? Whoops! Oh man, a little tone down for everybody. It's hilarious, because the whole thing is like, this is gonna get better. Like people are paying attention, right? And these guys down there, buddy. It's hilarious because the whole thing is like, this is gonna get better. Like, people are paying attention, right?

And these guys are like, this happens constantly. Like, this happened 20 years ago. This happened 30 years ago. Everybody forgets about it and everything goes back to the way it was. I am not encouraged by this at all. So if you could just play my number 22, he asked them another stupid question

and his guest, Chuckles. And I thought this was pretty great too. I asked reached out to a lot of preacher friends. I know and say, what do you want me to ask these guys? And a lot of them would, I want to preach on racism. What are the Bible texts on racism? And you said, I don't like that question. I don't think that's a good question. It's a terrible question. Do not research racism. We're looking into the Bible. It condones slavery. It gives explicit instructions on how badly you can beat your slaves. One of the 10 commandments is not don't own people. It's not in there. It's a good point. They can beat it up that one out.

Right. Yeah, these guys all time are like, don't look at the tent.'t don't look at the text it's not it's not maybe that's where you don't want to go where we can change things we can in number 25 if you play that that's when this white host solves racism with like the first thing that the Bible says Genesis one we're creating the God's image. Boom! That's there you go. I mean, except for the Gays, obviously, not the Gays, but everybody else. Oh my God, this was insane to try and listen to. And the first episode that you gave me

where they're just making up stories and shit, I didn't get that angry. These are just idiots trying to have people pay more attention while they're spewing nonsense. Sure. But the deeper I went, I was like, these two are horrible, horrible human beings, and it just doesn't come across in a lot of the episodes.

Yeah, wow. This was probably ill-conceived this concept for a podcast. Yeah, well nobody's listening. That's a good point. Possibly other preachers. So the only people that are gonna hear this are people that 100% agree with what they're saying anyway. Yeah, yeah, that's a good point.

Nobody's gonna challenge them, but the two of us, I guess. Matt, I played before, thinks he's a bit of a card. Mm, he explains how funny he is. When I'm up there, I think I'm really funny. I think I'm like a stand up. You are funny, come on.

Well, some people think I am, but I just get like, I think I'm way too funny, and then I just start saying things, just like ripping off the top of my head and thinking I'm hilarious, and then I... This guy is insufferable. People can't roll their eyes hard enough when he walks into a room like fuck oh yeah he thinks it's great he thinks it's absolutely hilarious and also his

co-host I talked about how co-hosts just kind of hate each other yeah can you can you play my number 20 because at the end of this episode his co-host 100% makes up an excuse to leave. Oh God. Speaking of angels at the door, I have an angel at the door looking like the painter that is supposed to show up this morning. Okay. Oh, actually sign off my friend. That is such a funny excuse to leave and then I'll talk to this idiot anymore.

Yeah, I agree. By the way, the cable guy's here, Doug, but he was a lot of fun talking to you. Oh, yeah, I guess we'll sign off then. I'll talk to you another four weeks or so. Oh, that's so funny. By the way, they were talking about how to get the server. They had a bat going. You had to get your sermon to 25 minutes. So Kevin won the bat. He

got it to 25 minutes, seven seconds, whereas Matt went over 27 minutes. And he just couldn't figure out how we could do that. How are you able to pull that off? And Kevin explains the way he did it was to just write out a script and then just read the script. So the manuscript, and then what do you do with that manuscript? Because obviously you're not just reading the manuscript. Well, you know, I mean you script in sort of teleprompter style. So I actually can take it into the pulpit

and still have a lot of eye contact in a sense of naturalness about it. I see. He's literally just reading. He's this guy's phoning it in. That's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to know the material while explaining. This guy's just reading a script. I actually bought a Google Glasses, so I just sit and I just reach it.

Looks like I'm looking at the paying attention. I'm clearly not. Also, these shit heads both lost. This is price of right rules. You can't both go over and have a winner. Yeah, there are a couple of losers. I would agree with that. Exactly. Can you play my number five? Because I absolutely loved, I loved how nonsensical this is and why you would bring this up. I have no idea. One image that I really like is in the Narnia Chronicles, if you remember in the Silver Chair, you know, the evil antagonist in that book is sometimes called the Green Lady or the

Emberlope. And she spins this kind of smog of lies and deception. And finally, Puddlegum has to stamp out the fire of her lies so he can think clearly. Like, I understand that CS Lewis is like a Jesus-free. Can he wrote all these Christianity books and stuff? But you can't talk about one of those. You have to talk about his book series with a talking lion. I mean, I know that the Bible has unicorns in it, but they're not in Narnia. Is the other person even following or is he just being polite? He's just saying

yeah. Yeah. Oh, right. Yeah. That part of that book. Sure. Yep. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I just talking at him. What's that like the seventh book in that series for the first extrader? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. No, I have those on my shelf. Maybe it's- That's funny. I pretty much am exhausted of this show for my clip standpoint, but you listen to another episode, what else you wanna get into?

Yeah, I just, there's so many parts of this that you can take out of context. So this is just fun on my part. After listening to these dope's, like try and relay the most baby like basic level Bible stories, I listened to these guys talk for several episodes. I came to the same conclusion as the co-host. Play my number seven. I just can't tell a simple clear story if my life depends on it.

Yeah, I noticed that. Exactly. So actually since you played that for me, remember I was talking about the three points that he made in order to bring people into a Bible scene? In his third point, he talks about how you want them to hear the actors more than the author. Oh, yes. And then he totally over-explains it. And this goes very well with my

don't waste words. This is just, and you could tell how insuff and this goes very well with my don't waste words This is just and you could tell how insufferable these people are to be around they think everyone's a moron They have to repeat the same thing over and over again if I am Kind of conveying the the dialogue in a scene I Usually will leave out things like he said, or she said as much as possible. Because those are devices that are needed on a printed page, so you can understand who's saying what. But when you're actually in a scene,

listening to the scene and you're like in a movie, you don't need somebody to go, he said, because you can see the actor, actually the mouth of that person speaking, and you can hear them. Don't shit, you're a-no shit! Wow. I would get it.

We fucking get it. My favorite part of that is that the enemy says, if you're watching a movie, you can see the actor, and he even realizes that people might not understand that. He's like, you can see their mouths moving. You know they're the one talking, because not only is it their voice, their mouth is moving, and the words are coming out of it. There's probably a boom mic on the set. I don't know exactly how this works, but that's how it looks in a movie.

So you don't have something that he said. Holy shit. I kind of forget what I did for number 14, but if you can play that, this might be fun. Worst set up to a clip. Sorry. No, sorry. I wish I had the word for you. You just want the worst set up of the history of WATP, congratulations.

Let's play it. But you can tell the sky's been on his knees till his pants got worn out at the knee. Hey you suck nicks. Sir, no, sir. Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. All right, that's it. Again, like, phrasing, you know, out of context, love it. The jagger memory.

Yes. You just said, I'm sorry. I told you, don't you rope yourself, I'm hilarious. Listen, no. The note just said phrasing and then it said, I messed with this. I was like, what the fuck am I writing to myself? It's hilarious. So I just have one last clip that I want you to play and it's the one where they talked about sexuality.

And for the most part, it's a pretty boring, you know, sermon or episode where they're just like, God gave you this body to enjoy, but maybe not enjoy too much. But if you don't think that these guys, and by these guys, I mean all preachers and people that really believe this and take it seriously, aren't pieces of garbage and don't hate a good portion

of society, play my number 26, and just listen to the things that he's saying with all the great things he's saying. There are many people who are struggling with attractions and desires that maybe they don't want or that seem so connected to their identity, and that we want to be the type of church that can throw their arms as wide as they possibly can that anybody could enter in and encounter Jesus, but then that we are trying to move in a specific direction together towards healing and wholeness. And so we talked about what redemption means in relation to those desires and how do we walk along together?

How do we create space for people who are dealing with ongoing same-sex attraction? Oh, God. Oh, oh, boy. They hate anyone who's gay. They hate LGBTQ community. It's just, listen, and this is everyone. This is everyone out there. If you've ever said like the words like, well the Bible is the inerrant word of God. First of all, you're like one of three things. You're either ignorant and you've never read the thing. You either

have horrible, horrible views about a good portion of the population, or you're just a fucking shithead and you make up your own religion, and that's probably the least offensive part of what you could possibly be. Like, these people are Kirk Cameron's. And if you're listening to the show and you're like 20 years old, and you don't know who Kirk Cameron is,

look him up. You may think you're great, you may think it's happy, clap, you but deep down your Kirk Cameron and I personally hate you. By the way, since you brought up Kirk Cameron, my favorite video that I've ever seen with him, he explains that God must exist because a banana

is created in a way that perfectly fits into your hand. He's like, if God doesn't exist, why is a banana shaped in this way that I can grab it very easily with my hand? I was like, this is me. I bulletproof, I don't know how to debate that. You got me Kirk. Yeah, they don't know how to debate that. You got me Kirk. Yeah, they don't understand how Benizm has been genetically modified for

fuck knows how many dozen I don't argue with the great Kirk haven't you're right. Okay, no, that's a good point. That's a good point. I just wrote this down as you were talking because I Listened your clip and he said people who are dealing with ongoing same sex attraction. That's a weird way I'm saying it, Gaper. In other words, this is curable. Yeah, they're just gay out of these people. They'll figure it out eventually. We just have to help them along

and take them to conversion therapy possibly. It might not be for everyone, but it might be for your friend. Jesus Christ. By the way, this is, he promotes preachingtoday.com at the end of the show. So he somehow involved this matwoodly. So I went to preachingtoday.com to check out what's going on over there.

Guess what the top story is other website today. I don't know that the podcast has been canceled. WNBA superstar put career on hold to help free a man from prison. Now, I have an issue with this headline. How can you be a WNBA superstar? Duck, can you name a single athlete in the WNBA? Uh, um... Correct.

You can't. Sorry. You can't! No! Don't apologize! No one knows anyone in the WNBA. They're not superstars. They make $30,000 a year Oh, yeah, yeah those guys taught us that those other idiots that we listened to were MMA fighters or whatever Oh the fighter in the kit. No, it was the Timbo sugar show. Yeah, yeah The show was this show was really rotten. I hated listening to it, but you know, whatever. I'll do the work. I appreciate that, buddy. So, I think what I want to talk about next, and we have a few things to get to, is I think I want to go over some of the stuff that's going on with our buddy, Patrick Michael.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. Patrick Michael. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, on ripping off the show form of WATP now. This is insane to me because it wasn't that long ago he was threatening to sue me for using his audio without permission. I don't think the fighter of the kid are giving him permission, but he's putting that in his show. Here's a clip of him talking about Brendan Shaw. Now as you know, Brian Cullen accused of rape. He's not on the show right now. He's got legal issues he's dealing with.

And so Brendan Shaw is trying to put together a show by himself, which is really pathetic. But this is Patrick Michael point clips of the show and then analyzing it. This is a bad start. Already a bad start, Brendan. You're part, you're part now in crime. Okay.

My brother from another mother. I can't get too detailed into what everything is going on. If you- I'll be honest, he does look like he's been crying, but that could just be his general puffy face. Want more info? So he's actually just hitting play on the YouTube video, pausing it, making his little comments,

but dog, it gets crazier than that, because he's now adding in sound effects. He's got a laugh track. No, dude. Oh, listen to this clip. This is unbelievable. And I think if anyone's suing anyone, it should be me. So again, he's totally stolen by show format.

If I say what I want to say, it's going to get calmed more trouble and bring more attention and calmed. Yes, Brennan. We know that if you say anything about anything, If I say what I want to say, it's going to get counted more trouble and bring more attention to count. Yes, Brennan, we know that. If you say anything about anything, someone's going to get in trouble. I mean, you cried about Kristalia, and I made a song. My hands are a little tied, which is very tough for me. Very, very tough for me, because I think you guys know

how much I love Brian. And the. You know who else's hands have been tied? The women that Brian Callan has. I don't have to finish it. You get it. I. Are you following this?

It's a little disjointed. I'm trying to follow it. So he basically puts in a laugh trackop though to laugh at his jokes. Yeah, that's the worst Laptop I've ever heard too. It just sounds like a colony of ants. It doesn't sound like a Laptop. Yeah, I would say it stinks. I mean, who just puts a random drops at the middle of the show. It's so stupid. So I was a little taken aback by this.

And as you know, I've been softening up on our friend Patrick Mike. I'm starting to feel a little bit bad, but now it's out again. Now it's fucking on. This guy is ripping up our show format. And all the apologetically, I would say too. We're gonna be gonna tell you something

because now I'm a little bit upset. I was really kind of excited that we're gonna take a break from him, because I can't get a show anymore, because I'm not paying for it. Oh, you were the one guy who was on the, um, which, the nine minute thing. Yes. So now I'm not hearing anything, and I was like, you know what, I don't have to listen anymore, because Carl's gonna take a break on this kid, and now I'm pretty pissed, because I'm probably gonna have to give him money so I can hear this garbage.

Oh my gosh, I have breaking news for you. This is really exciting. Now, I believe it was a bonus episode, producer Chris Cretney, if I'm wrong, we talked about he did a whole episode about getting an email, someone challenging him to a rap battle. Remember that?

Oh yeah. Yeah. So I think that was on a bonus. So not everyone's heard this, but he did an entire episode where he's like, this guy sent me in a rap battle, and I'm supposed to battle him. Like I'm not gonna battle him.

And I said, hey, whoever sent that into him, let me know. And we didn't hear anything. I thought that was odd. Guess what? We fouled out. We fouled out who did it. Riley, the guy who- This was this morning.

I know, I know so excited Riley sends me a no and he goes I'm just catching up on your episode Oh, maybe it wasn't a bonus episode. He's saying I'm just catching up on episode 216 He goes I'm the one who sent the rap battle requests in song and didn't know anything came out of it He kind of forgot all about it. So he sent me, Riley's the guy who does the booking for the Dix show and he's the one who reached out to him to try to get him on Dix show,

but he sent this to him as a totally different account. So he sent this to him as anti-social entertainment and the subject line is Tony sent me, said you'd play ball. And his note is Tony Hinchcliffe said you would rat battle me for the show and we would send it in here is my song looking forward to yours have a nice day. Then he follows up. Rap battle me please or you are a punk ass bitch forever. Those are the rules of the official Killtony rap battles and Patrick Michael makes back. Nah, he didn't. But I can see your desperate

attempts to receive some sort of content you can use for your podcast. So unfortunately this is And Patrick Michael makes back. Nah, he didn't. But I can see your desperate attempts to receive some sort of content you can use for your podcast. So unfortunately, this is where our correspondence ends. Now you can tell all your buddies how cool it is that I blocked you. And that's kind of where it ended. So I have the rap battle that Riley made. I'm very excited about this.

It's the Patrick Michael diss song that Riley sent over to Patrick Michael. This is the world debut. Hahaha. I've listened to a hundred hours of you sitting in a closet. You're the most prolific podcaster in the galaxy Todd. You're the one that batting back there. But if I'm hitting you up, it's because I'm totally such a big fan, it isn't even odd. You should really call into Kilt's OEMer, your stand-up played better than your rap.

Hey, Shameless, city day to be famous. Quitter-remain, nam nameless and endless but claim this Said you dope dude and the Spotify scene off for gift and pre-written kid I know what you mean Free stomings, no set beat, right more flow The sub-setting on freestyle, that's pre-written and dumb Straight off the dome, you can lost in your own home Podcast, ass blast, you mass fat, get caught on loan The daily ghost is a source, I've got a boom, I'm rapping

You any better, I more you feel any better I catch a mic, what you think you do? My name is Vizzy G, and Vizzy BU, stumbled into Was it kissy, madman, to be a wasn't incidental? Think your rap's inside your wrong, think you're like a mental The matter of fact, it makes out a different something, your pencil Pay royal podcasts, and I'll write another song About your lack of potential bitch

Well done Riley and we are looking forward to His response to that. I'm sure he's still working on some rhymes. Oh, I'm sure that's fantastic I mean these's no PJ But that was pretty good. Well, it's no snakes in the grass, but then again what is that is the greatest I ever made Speaking of songs for Shamus. I had somebody reach out the only name I have for him is G He's a fellow Noah Gendafan and he sent in this thing that he created for Patrick Michael. Holy shit! Speaking of Patrick Michael, so there's so much to add back there! It's incredible. He's pissed. So he's gonna sue me.

He's kind of losing his mind. He should probably not make a lot of them. And one in W-A-D-V without Patrick Mike deep one out of show that's behind his name wall and Here's an example. It's fantastic. He really comes after us at me specifically Pretty hard and I'm just gonna play one clip Guess what guy you gonna get sued who are these racist podcast fuckers? Whatever those guys are guess what guy You're on big trouble those that pussy Carl you gonna get sued You're gonna sue me you think of the first person to a threat of sue me. We need his finger at no one Big trouble big trouble

Fantastic, it's well done. That's a good diddy right there. I don't keep that on the board I think that might that might be our new intro for Patrick Mike. I mean, it's it's no That might that might be our new intro for Patrick Mike. I mean, it's it's no But it's still fun it's still fun Sam, I think of this guy money Jesus Christ. I hate this well We we've been supporting the WTP community has been supporting our friend shame is quite a bit even down to community has been supporting our friend, Sheamus, quite a bit. Even down to supporting his sponsors, this was an ad read that was on a recent

Patrick Michael podcast, which podcast? I have no fucking idea. I can't keep track of this shit. I don't know podcast he's doing anymore. I'm totally lost track. But this is an ad read that somebody pulled out for us. What's going on everybody? Just want to take a second away from the show

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This is a scam, but the problem is that he didn't, he wasn't buttoned up on this one because he didn't own dickglass.com. So our buddy, Cigatius Zoo, who's our mod, bought it, and it now redirects to who are these.com. So he's promoting dick class dot com if you type that in you will get to our website which is hilarious well done well done too how could anybody not see that as a scam a mile away like I

oh man this is just really lazy and shameful yeah you think no shit I just have a couple other clips that I want to play. And basically, this is people who are pulling these things and throwing them in the discord. So I'm listening to my context, and it's just so fucking funny. It's just so funny that I have to play it. He's bragging about there's three different places

in his apartment that he can podcast from. Three different rooms. You know, not only do I have a laptop, studio, with a mixer and multiple inputs, all this different shit in one space, I have two other spaces that have the exact same setup or as good. There might not be a mixer,

but there is definitely a studio quality microphone, phantom power supply. I'm set up in three different areas. If I wanted to, I could record a podcast in three different spaces at the same time in my apartment. That's how dedicated I am to the phone. No you can't, it's not about the equipment, dummy! That's how it's holding you back. And why is he so proud of the fact that he's got high quality microphones in multiple rooms?

Do you know how easy it is to transport a microphone? Yeah, I mean, I don't want to brag, Bobby. Do you know how many outlets I have throughout my entire house? I mean, I've got like eight different spots in the kitchen and dining room alone I can podcast from. I'm such an amateur. I was upstairs in my office, pulling clips on this computer

and I brought this computer down to record the show. I don't have another computer down here to record the show on it It's a same computer. It's so much of an amateur. I am It's that's terrible car if I wanted you I can record three podcasts at the same time what What are you talking about? How's the big any sense you fucking idiot? He's you think he's preparing for those kids to grow up and podcast with him and they can all just do it from different locations in the apartment? Maybe, but I gotta think that since they're only two years old and six months, the Carly's going, what the fuck, another podcast dude? Can we have a spare room for my family or something?

Another podcast dude, yeah, really. I'm trying to do laundry in here. What the fuck is wrong with you? I don't know, how does he justify this to her? I'm just, I'm an endlessly fascinated with this guy. And I just, and their relationship is so puzzling to me. Yeah. I wouldn't agree with that. That's all, I don't even know my follow-up.

Like I just don't understand. It doesn't make any sense. This is a clip that I thought was interesting and again, pro pulled these in our discord. But he thinks that critics are incorrectly, I'm sorry, critics incorrectly think that bragging about your microphones isn't a real topic for a podcast.

And one can say whatever they want about the podcast virtually, specifically an episode like this. So he's like, oh, he didn't talk about anything. Well, yes, that is fine for you to feel that way. But in more ways than one, I talked about a lot of shit. What? He's so much self-doubt now that even when he does a show

and no one's talking to him, he's already determining what people are saying to him. Like, dude, that show wasn't very good. You could say that, but the show was really good. Yeah, but you didn't talk about anything. Oh, you might think that I didn't talk about anything. He's like, dude, no one is talking to you right now. What are you doing?

Why are you saying this? I have come on here to talk about shows where he opens saying, I have nothing to talk about today. I know. And then he goes to fraud for eight minutes about the new microphone he got. And I was holding it in his hand. and he feels like he's really gonna podcast because he's holding a microphone and his hand If you want to get down to semantics talking about anything is talking about something

But that doesn't make it worthwhile Right, it doesn't mean it's content right that's the that's the problem that I have this guy thinks he's a content creator He reads wiki pdf pages. Those are his best podcasts. Those are the best episodes Although not least still in our format. I think he's out of his way to greatness. I got one more clip on here. Yeah this is Jody be gets the assist on this one If you're a comedy podcast be funny be funny It's fine

Some people are gonna laugh at you just do the fact that they dislike you and they think you're stupid and That's funny to them I guess but he literally thinks that all comedy podcasts like his have people who just hate listen It's not true Most shows do not have a large following of people who think you suck. Most, most boggages of suck have no listeners. He's got a bunch of listeners who won't think he sucks. Parkes that I listen to that are labeled comedy are legitimately funny.

I don't hate listening to anything except for shamans. Well, I'll tell you one thing that you should be hate listening to, and that is Alyssa Milano's podcast. And I'll tell you why. She made a lot of ripples in the Twitter verse when she went off on this crazy Twitter rant. And within that rant, she exclaimed, what kind of world do we live in?

Where Joe Rogan has triple the listeners that my podcast does. And the amount of laughter that happened, you can hear it louder than the explosion and bait route. People all started laughing out of their window simultaneously. And it's all you can hear in the streets. I mean, I think it's a list of a lot of fucking idiocy. Like I thought that Joe Rogan had more than 600 listeners,

but I guess I was wrong. I think he does. I think he might. So people after that happened said, you guys got to review the Alyssa Milano podcast, and I asked you if you wanted to do that, and you said I tried to listen to it, and we shouldn't do that.

And I trust your judgment. Yeah, I mean, I only listen to the most recent episode or at least, you know, a week ago it was the most recent. And it was, you don't have any boring. You listen, my friend. You do not have to apologize. I didn't want to listen to it either. Fortunately, our buddy Adam did.

And you've heard Adam before he's formerly of the Metal Hand of God podcast. He's been on here coasting a couple of times. Adam, you on, buddy? Yes, yes, I am. Sweet. So he reached out to me and said, hey, man, I'll fucking listen to a Lissom Alonso for you.

And I was like, all right, I'll take you up on that. Now I just got to find which board I have it on, so I can, oh, yeah, it's right on here. All right, so you pulled some clips, you listen to an episode. What was your assessment of the amazing Alissa Molano podcast? Well, I can't really blame Doug after,

like I actually texted you after I started listening, I was like, I immediately regret this. Yeah. By the way, this happens a lot when I ask people to do WOTP, they're like, yeah, of course, that'd be great. And then two days later, I'm gonna note like, dude, this fucking sob against! It's not fun!

I'm sorry, I paid you nothing. It's not a good deal for you to come out of the show. Well, you know, the first episode that I was on on WOTP, we did Dak Shepherd's podcast, and I'll give a listen when I'm a Milano credit. It wasn't that bad. Like, at least, it wasn't that bad. Like at least it's a jack shepherd bed. That's the least of out of credit you could give somebody.

That's funny. Well, in the sense that like this is a bad show, but like I never had to live in 20 minutes of the two episodes I lived through to get clips. Because it's just like now this sucks, this sucks, this sucks. Like, so I just, I mean, the first episode that I did, her talking to like vaginal voices or something like that, like, some show with a woman who,

I, one of the clips in there actually, she tries to explain what she does. And, you know what, just, just fuck it. Go with number five on the board. It's a long clip. I'm sorry. Okay. And just real quick to set this up. In case people don't know what we're talking about, oh, Lysa Milano is a hot chick who had really big cans and was out of sitcom and then was naked in a movie. And that's the only reason why anyone pays attention to anything she has to say. Right. Let's let's clarify that she was naked in the direct to DVD follow up

to a skin flick. Yes. She was a voice in IV2. Well, she was also in vampires embrace and she was naked in that too. Doug is an expert when it comes to hot chicks being topless in movies in the 80s. That might have been directed DVDs, as well. I'm not sure. Is that your show Good Times Great Tits?

That's her. It's a spin-off show. You know, I'm trying to get off the ground. I would get out of the picture, I'd for that one. So we've established it. Elisimoano is former eye candy, who's very full of herself. All right, I'm sorry. I'm fucking up your set up here.

Here we go. So at least tell us about vital voices and the work that you do. So what vital voices does is we search the world for women who have a daring vision for change. She could be a human rights leader who is working to help rehabilitate survivors of human trafficking. She could be a woman who is leading a social enterprise in India and lifting a community out of poverty. She could be a political leader, but it's a woman who has this bold vision for change and she probably so isolated, she might feel sort of alone in her bold vision. And what we do is we come up underneath her and we support her

through training through mentoring and network of her peers, visibility, credibility and financial support to help her to take that bold vision to scale. What the fuck are they talking about? I don't know. I guess she eats pussy. I don't know how you support women. So you can see why I didn't listen to this, right, Carl? Yeah, you can see why this was impossible to get through. What Doug told me was, it's not really a list of Moana. She just has boring content. These are the words you use, I believe.

She said boring, boring content. I can't let the pretzel on for our side-hand. Is that what you said to me? I can't remember. I mean, it was a text form, but basically paraphrasing. It's a pretty baffling show. And I want to, like, this is a little, you know, I did a little bit of research. So I, Carl, I know you're familiar with this.

This show, now bear in mind, this woman has been famous since she was like 12 years old. And she's specifically famous for being, and she's kind of a kind of at least a be list celebrity, if not beyond that, they even mean the ship, the Guardians of the Galactic after her. And the best she could do was get an anchor dot FM show. Well, my buddy, Kaye has an anchor dot in. I'm not insulting anchor FM, but this one is famous. And bear in mind, there's a whole network.

I want to say it's podcast one that specifically just reached out to dipshit celebrities with nothing to say and just gives them a show. Right. Yet this woman couldn't get anything other than a free hosting anchor dotfm ship. That's a good point. Yeah, I feel like if I could just if anybody has like a direct line to listen to a lot of that's listening right now if I could give her some advice and honestly this would have made it a better show to clip but if it was just a celebrity hangout show because she gets angry a lot and that's the most fun part about her and there's plenty for her to be angry about that's what it should be like I wasn't crazy about her just having guests on that

quote unquote no stuff and just asking them questions like this should be her railing about you know the government tyranny and just the patriarchy like I would pull clips from that show that would be wildly entertaining. This is not. Yeah, well, you know, the thing is like, this show kind of falls under like something I say about the world now, like, everyone is a cosplayer now. Everyone is dressing up as the thing that they want to be.

And I think in Alyssa Milano's head, and this is kind of how I'll sum up the show, I think she thinks she's Barbara Walters in 2020, like the two of us here at the show. So, if you play my number two, it's the theme song to the show. Hi, I'm Alyssa Milano, and this is Sorry Not Sorry. Water for a dentist.

That might be the most apnoche's famous song I've ever heard for a podcast. She sounded so affected. Hi, yeah, this is a Lissa Milano, the very important person that you're listening to you right now. She sucks. You know what they should do and a dog I agree with you. Her podcast should just be when she's on a Twitter rage. Just put a microphone next to her.

I just want to hear what she's mumbling to her sound. That would be entertaining. Yeah, she and Dak Shepherd should like switch the way they do their shows. Like Dak Shepherd shows to be a series show about mediocre actors who are out there and able to find a spouse who can financially support them. That's what he shows you being about. That's what he knows. Do what you know.

Do what you know, Dak. Come on. The show's so disaffected that I, I, I shuttered a thing, but I almost wish Tom Meyer would punch up her scripts. I would listen to that, I think. Now, I bear in mind, like the whole reason this came about was because she was going on that rant about Joe Rogan. Again, the number one podcaster in the world, not just in comedy.

He's, and I think he's like him and Marin, I think of the first two stand-ups to ever have a podcast. And she's such an obnoxious, and again, it comes down to society treating these people, these celebrities like their gods. But at the end of the day, the reason people listen to her is because she's still hot. You might not like Rosemar Gowen, but nobody's listening to the homely chick from charm. And so going to Joe Rogan again, he always starts and it's kind of annoying

with his ad reads. But at least he's into it. Like he's animated, he's friendly, he pretends like he, and I'm sure he uses some of them. Well, he owns the fucking companies. He's doing the ad reads for, of course he's into it. I don't think he owns cash app, but you know, whatever. Oh, yeah, you're right. That's that Twitter of that. But let's play like my number one, her Adry. Hello podcast people. Are you subscribed to Spotify yet?

I am and I love it so much. Spotify has a huge catalog of my favorite podcasts on every topic, including mine. Alright, so you know what that reminded me of? When she says hello podcast people, is it for not just regular people who was no podcast it's like when OJ said it's like hello Twitter world oh hello that Twitter world didn't see that that's a pretty good OJ right? Spot on their outsturn awesome juice

oh fuck me my two million look better number one this woman is an actress she's acting for 30 years yeah and she sounds like she reads at a fourth grade level me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you could hear this. I mean, to her defense, I think Charmed was written at a fourth grade level, so she's probably only written a red fourth grade script or text before this. Don't shit on who's the boss. Do you know who's the boss reboot with Tony Danza, Annalysse, and Milano involved in that? Do you guys know about this? No, that sounds terrible. Alright, I'm sorry, I'm just getting more and more angry. What's he got in there?

Only two, like is Danny Pintaro involved or Judith Light? No one cares about them. Okay, all right, fine. Is Mona dead? She's dead, yeah. She did, she passed last year. Oh, fuck that. Let's see.

So one of the things about this show is like, even though like, again, it's a free show, she's obviously got a producer. Like you heard the theme song, but every episode has like these overproduced segments. And look, this is a long clip, so Carl, feel free to cut it whenever you want, because it just goes on for a minute and a half.

But play my number four. I have a story. Tell me the story. I have a story. Tell me the story. I have a story. Tell me the story. I have a story. I hear people say... Guys, I apologize. The mushrooms just kicked in. I might have to call it right now.

Holy shit, what's going on. Women have finally found their voice. Let's just be clear. Women have always had a voice. I was walking on the streets. I'm going to go ahead and talk to me. And he talks to me. So in 2006, I launched Majal, a new idea, an ecosystem of unique digital platforms.

These four platforms that together make up Michelle are designed to amplify the voice of oppressed populations to create. All right, yeah, I'm zoning out. It's right. So if you lose a little more, it's just over produced. Well, that's the thing. Like if you listen like the full minute and a half,

there's like nine different people, you don't know what they're saying. No. You don't, you like nine different people you don't know what they're saying No, you don't talk about you don't know who they are and none of them are the woman from vaginal voices that she talks to Not a single one. I don't I didn't know what was going on. It was Like you said like I felt like was on drugs Veginal voices is that someone who could talk out of their vagina? Because that would be a fun parlour trick. If it was Sarah Silverman, I'd be much more entertained.

Okay. Fair enough. It's like the opening to dead town. That's what I thought I was listening to. That's what I'm gonna do. Well, there's a, there's, there's actually multiple segments like that. So like, if you play my number six, it's so what she did was, she plays that after she explains who the person is. And then she talks to the person for like, I don't know, two minutes.

And then she plays, if you play my number six, like some other overproduced clip. Can you believe this show has tripled the listeners as dead town? What kind of world do we live in? It was what if not only did women enter the workforce, but we saw women, more women in the so-called sea suite. What they found was that if there were more women for two points, more female CFOs in the firms, in firms that they studied over 17-year period, they saw that those firms were 1.8 trillion dollars bigger than the market overall.

They also found that looking at female CEOs in these firms, there was more diversity about twice as many women were on the board than the overall market. If you're going to produce something first off, don't make it sound worse. That doesn't make any sense at all. Their EQ is all over the fucking place. It sounds like the first Beastie boys album. And secondly, why not clean up where the woman is stuttering and stammering

all over the place? That's the shit to fix. Yeah, two two CCFCFO CCF. And like you said, it sounded like it was recorded, like taken from the news in 1978. That sounds terrible. At a certain point, I'm pretty sure that they were going to let the beats... EEEH! DROP!

Sorry, you see, slowly, I said, that's how I could fight it out my clips. So I listened to a different episode with some dipshit speechwriter for Obama that she had on. I feel real dipshit. This guy knows speech for Obama. What an idiot. I'm sure it's a woman. I should say this guy. Oh no, it's, well, it's barely a man.

Okay. So, so, regardless of your feelings about Trump, I want you to play number eight and listen to which just play it. All right, second, second worst talk up. All right, here we go. We've invited David lit one of President Obama's speech writers onto the show. He is very funny. And I'd be lying if it wasn't a bittersweet interview remembering when we had a president who actually had a sense of humor

and also was able to complete a sentence. I think she Trump is Biden. I was just gonna say the same thing. She's explaining Biden, no sense of humor, Cambridge, a sentence. Trump's the opposite of that. That talks nonstop and it's fucking hilarious Trump is funny than at least Comedians that make fun of him and in other life he would have been a stop

Well, he would have been a WWE heel at least I'm pretty sure his whole vision of being president is playing Vince McMahon He's telling it I just don't understand what she's trying to do like even the title sorry not sorry like I went back And there was an episode like I'm gonna bring on some experts to talk about why we need to save the rainforest I'm like who's gonna argue with you about this? This is not a hot take. Like, sorry, not sorry. Should be the show where she is ranting and raving

and just acting like a lunatic. Like, this is not that show, and I don't understand this. This is the kind of person who always needs a straw man so they can make it arguing and be like, well, I for one care about the environment. It's like, well, we all do. What are you talking about? We all live on this earth. You think there's people just want to destroy the environment?

We, who are you are going with on this? Fucking war. She's speaking as the type of person who says things like truth bombs. Oh, Jesus. I hate that. So the last clip I want you to play is, I apologize, it's really long. You said that about every single clip. I apologize, it's really long. You said that about every single clip. Most of them fail you short. No, this one's pretty long, but it was necessary to get through the whole thing. And it's the only time I laughed the entire time I was listening. Play my number nine. Is you are a speech writer for President Obama.

How did you get that gig? I will say, and I feel like there's always disappointing to people who say, I wanna be a speech writer for someone like President Obama. I got that gig through, I hope, a little bit of talent, but so much luck. That's how I found all of my colleagues in the speech writing office,

and they were all amazing speech writers, but every one of us had kind of stumbled into this one way or another. I did like stand-up comedy in high school and improv comedy in college. I thought I was gonna go try to write comedy professionally. And instead I saw Obama give a speech on June 3rd, 2008, was after the Iowa caucuses. And at the end of that speech, I was like, you know what?

No matter what that guy's doing, I want to be part of that. And so I was a field organizer in Ohio. Oh, wow. I graduated college. And field organizing was a great experience and one of my favorite jobs I've ever done. And I moved to DC with absolutely no plan. It's amazing.

Her sense of self, the fact that she thinks she's putting on a good podcast, letting somebody talk about how they were field organizer in Ohio. Wow. Yeah, guess what? That's not an impressive job. I think that was his point. She's like, Oh, wow, he's like, no, no, that's not the thing. What happened was I worked my way up and to become the speech writer. Like that's the, that's the old wild part. You fucking moron. I almost feel like she has people record and interview and then she just talks over it,

like she's not actually tall. She probably says, oh wow, huh. Mmm, and then they just pop it in and post. Yeah. We got a bunch of her drops, I think you just pop in there. How many podcasts did I do today? You made four of them today.

Oh good, good, thank you. Thank you for doing that. How many of them did I ask the people, how did they get that gig? I'm just going to do that once and you could just use it however many times you want. So yeah, that was, you know, again, at least, I mean, I only had to listen to about 20 minutes of each episode and it still took me two days to get through. But, well, thanks for doing it, buddy. Thank you very much. Now we've covered a list of Milano.

We can put that one to rest. Thank you, Adam, for coming on the show and for pulling those clips and torching yourself. I really appreciate anything that you want to plug. Oh, no, your listeners would hate me. Okay. I think they already do. Good confidence, stupid. All right. Thanks so much, buddy. Good to talk to you again.

See you, Adam. See you. Alright, that was fun. I'm glad I didn't have to listen to any more of it than he did. Yeah, so that worked out really well. Neither of us had to listen to that. We got to play some clips. And now...

I mean, counts. It counts. It counts. I'm going to put it in the show description on some one of the podcast like we reviewed it why not well say we did but I actually asked you dog to listen to a little bit of Jerry Banfield because Jerry is I don't know he's like manic right now he is all over the place I don't know what's going on with them. He's suicidal. He hates his family But then again, he's a brilliant businessman who's killing it and I don't know that it's safe that we make fun of them because He seems like he's on the edge

But I don't care either because I just like I just like to laugh I love it jerk. So You listed as some Jerry Bandfield. Oh, you know what, before I play your clips, I have a song from the Man Brain podcast, put together a Jerry Bandfield song. So let's check it out. Oh, yes, let's go.

I was in German soldier and world war. Oh, I gotta set this up. One of the things that Jerry Badevell has been doing lately, we should do a whole show about this. I was talking to Andy the other day about maybe doing a bonus episode. He is convinced that not only has he had past lives, but he remembers them. He remembers all of his past lives and he goes to you and explains things. So in this one episode, he's explaining that he was a German soldier in World War II in a past lives and he goes to you and explains things. So in this one episode, he's explaining that he was a German soldier in World War II in a past life and the man brain podcast, that's a fun with us.

Oh, yes, let's go! I was a German soldier in World War II, a brutal one at that. Brutal German soldier, brutal German soldier. I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war, I am in war I am in war I am God I am in war I am in war I am God

I am in war Oh yes, let's go I am in war I am in war I am in war For Hitler Yes, let's go! That's it, all right, David! That he needs to be the damn good and the angry said comment! Haha! For Hitler. He's who you can stream up and yaa! Someone who's murdered, someone needs a hug!

Can you refill me, Anko? He's a decent man! No matter what you do, you're going to go to heaven. Sanity is a relative. I feel very sane now. Well done, man-brain podcasts. And I don't know if you noticed this, but in watching some of his YouTube videos,

man-brain is doing a lot of work because he gets in there and comments. Oh, yeah. Yeah, while this guy is doing a lot of work because he gets in there and comments. Oh, yeah, yeah While this guy is doing videos and sometimes he does respond to manbrane's comments. That's amazing Yeah, I just want to say to Tom Myers. Yes, we just played Hitler on W ATP. We are the ranks as podcasts For voting Hitler now. I know I knew it was saying that I'm so we could translate that for me. I appreciate it. I want to pull that out boast Yeah, yeah that. Someone could translate that for me. I'd appreciate it. I want to pull that out and boast. Yeah. Yeah. You might want to find out. I'm sorry. I'm just going to describe that. And he sure means in the discord they can pull that off on the fly here. Kaya.

Well, is he talking about? I didn't sound unpleasant. I don't. You don't get a hint of anger in there. Oh, those love of eyes, the Hitler's really well known for. Oh, shit. All right, Jerry Badfield. this guy's amazing. You were watching some videos of his to these put out recently. Yeah, so I was watching videos. Now first of all, I am not only a W-A-T-P co-host at times. I am a listener, and that's the only context I had for this guy.

Like, I never sought out his work, and I never had to listen to anything before I came on. I had impeached this like a middle-aged failed businessman. I didn't know he was a young guy until I found him on YouTube. And even when I found him, I was like, well, there must be two Jared Panfields, right? Right. I really did. I did not know that this guy looked like this.

And it was a little bit shocking to start. I don't even, now, I did clip some stuff that you played in a previous episode. So I apologize for that. We don't need to go through it again. The one where he's down in the dumps. Oh my God. That was so funny. So amazing.

The one where his two year old child is consoling him, made me so sad for the future of this kid. He cried for over an hour while his son padded him on the head and said, it's gonna be okay, Daddy. This poor kid is gonna have to take care of him through until he can get the hell out of there at AJT. Maybe he'll meet up with Shamus' kids.

I'm not saying yes. Yeah, I really wasn't sure who was the worst parent at that moment. Start a support group. Oh God, he just gets on and just like discusses his failures in the saddest way possible. I don't even quite understand what's happening here. So use the marketing genius maybe able to help. Yeah. But all I know is that it's a colossal failure and you might be able to

explain this to me. Play my number one. I did a class tonight and I was the only one that showed up even though though I spent like yoga class, I spent over $50 an online ads and got a whole bunch of clicks according to Google and Facebook. And I was the only one me and the instructor, the only ones that showed up. I can't believe he spent $50 an advertising! I was without a packed room! But why is he advertising someone else's club? Like I did not literally understand what he was talking about or what this was supposed to be.

Hey Jerry, we're in the middle of a pandemic. You're down in Florida. I don't think you're even allowed to be a gyms right now. I don't know why no one showed up. Oh, because of the deadly virus? I don't know. I just spitballed here. I'm just not sure. It's just theed here. I just don't get it. It's just the weirdest thing.

And at one point in the video, he's like, but I showed up. And you know what, that's all that the instructor really cares about. What are you talking? Do you have a relationship with this person? Why are you advertising their class? Why are you spending money on someone else's class?

I did not understand it at all. This is a guy who, he shows his balance sheets all the time. He spends hundreds of thousands of dollars on advertising for his various YouTube channels and TikTok and Snapchat and who knows and this guy goes out and goes I'm really bummed out. It's been 50 bucks in advertising guys zero results. Yeah, that's kind of what you get for 50 dollars in advertising. If it's no, it's never done, you can get you something. Everyone would do it.

This guy is so stupid and stupid because I don't know anything about money. Play my number 11, I could not even believe that this happened. Everybody was very happy to loan me money until I borrowed about 200,000 last year at which point everybody that I was asking for money in terms of the banks finally said, okay, we don't want to do that. And you are one pathetic loser.

What is he telling? What is he borrowing this money for? This was an episode statements or income from 2019 compared to 2020. Yes. And he was over $100,000 in the whole last year. Right. And that's on top of the 500,000 from the years prior to that. Yes.

This guy's like $400, $600,000 in debt. And he's giving advice on how to make money on the internet. Yes. And he even talks about in 2020. He's like, already I have made $35,000 in profit, not really because I had to take 15 of that and pay a guy from last year who told me I didn't need to pay him until 2020. What are these numbers?

Like what are you doing? Dude, Vicks roommate makes more money on only fans. The cherry fan field makes out the internet He should not be dishing out advice to people on how to make money online If you want to hear she doesn't make that anymore right she's never made a dime But it's better than negative $600,000. It's more better than that. Oh My god, so If you play my number two, I actually have the answer for Jerry.

I don't know whether like playing video games would be moving forward or... No, it wouldn't. It would not be moving forward. You know, that is not moving forward. This guy is such a colossal failure. I just could not believe listening to these clips over and over again because he's a roller coaster. He played one thing. He is so jazzed up about these business opportunities, wheeling and dealing and always going to make all this money. The next day he comes on, he's like, I'm such a fucking loser. I need to stop this. I need to end my life. Yeah, he's by far. Family. Correct.

He's way up or way down. Yes. And it's 100% documented. Correct. Correct. He talks about, and this is number seven. He talks about how he goes to AA meetings sometimes. He still goes, even though he's not drinking,

and I guess that's what those people do. What do you talk about? Yeah, you're just a show up drunk. What do you talk about? Yeah, you're not supposed to show up drunk. What are you doing? You're still going through though, he's not drinking. Tag, you're calling everyone an idiot for the last hour and a half. Okay, it's like, all right, I'm just getting out. I'm not the way this works.

He talks about how depressed he was and he didn't even talk. And this guy, I imagine he's usually like the most Gabby person, like a mile a minute, they're calling on him to talk and inspire all these other people and he couldn't even do it. But the best is when he talks about what some guys said to him. That was great. Number seven.

After the meeting, I got a hug from one lady and another guy said, you should see a doctor and get some drugs and I'm like, no. No. There's nothing wrong with having bad feelings. He needs drugs. This guy needs to see a doctor. Like, if there is a doctor listening, I'm gonna say in the state of Florida,

because it's a small state, right? Yeah. Find him and prescribe something to this guy, because he won't be around much longer. We have 20 listeners in his city in Florida. I just checked the numbers. If you're a doctor, yeah, that's interesting that you would go to an AA meeting and someone would think that you're so fucked up.

They're like, you should probably get out drugs. This is a variety thing, not working for you. You got to problem. In fact, you might want to hold deep. That's my advice to you. You were such a disaster that one alcoholic had to hug you at the end. And the other one had to tell you to see professional help.

And these are not like fun meetings. These are not meetings where people are going, raw, raw, what a great time we're having. Everyone's fucking depressed and miserable and telling their sob stories. This guy's just so bad where people are going raw raw. What a great time we're all having. Everyone's fucking depressed and miserable and telling their sob stories. This guy's so bad people are like, I'm worried about this one. Do you think we can get his sponsor to come on the show?

Can we reach out to, is that allowed? You're familiar with AA producer Chris? Are you, I'm not trying to out you or anything, but you're familiar. Are you allowed to like talk to the sponsor about a person or is that it's against the rule? All right.

Chris, it's a joke. Maybe he doesn't use his name. Oh right. We're just talking about a certain guy that we talk about in the show. Could be anyone. All right. Sorry. I got you off.

Where were you going? No, no, that's okay. This is, I think this is in the same episode where Maybe it was the one after he talks about how he hates his family and Care that was the end I couldn't believe he said that that was it say yeah play my number eight And this is where he has to defend himself against things that people said to him online And I'm grateful I support my wife when she has a bad day too. And I support my kids when they have a bad day.

There's no. There's no. It's a big lie. Yeah. This is such a lie. Like there's no way he supports his wife if she's having a bad day because he's probably just sobbing in a corner somewhere. Yeah, I get the sense this guy only takes and never gives.

I get that sense. Yep. Yep. Just from just from his online persona that he puts out for everybody to witness. Yeah. Keep that in mind. Yeah. So I don't have a whole lot more here, but I want you to play number 10, because I know you talked about giving shameless, I think it was like a hundred dollars and seeing if he would take it to allow you to be a patron of his show.

I think this is that hundred dollars much well spent, much better well spent, Jesus Christ. Just plain number 10. And if you want to talk to me, you can go to jurybeamfield.com slash call. And I will have an hour long video call with just you. Oh my God, I'm so glad that you just said that because it sets up something very important that happened. Oh, okay.

We have a patron on WATP known as Soft Weekly. I believe Soft Weekly is in our discord right now. And Soft Weekly is a big fan of Jerry's big fan of Shamus and has become a huge fan of Jerry Banfield. In fact, he's having his one-on-one video chat with Jerry this Sunday tomorrow and one o'clock. Oh my God, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do with this?

Well, I just told him to record it. I'm very excited about this. I don't know what his plan is. I don't wanna interfere. He's got his whole thing going on, but I'm excited about this. And this is the thing that I wanted to talk about where here we have W-A-T-P listeners giving back,

we have Suddaring John Superchats, which I'll get to in a little bit. There's listeners of our show giving John five bucks at a time to give him the say ridiculous shit. The Patrick Michael is getting Patreon money, which you wouldn't get a fucking dime if it were for hate listeners. And now Jerry's getting $100 from stuff weekly,

which by the way would be better spent on our Patreon. But I mean, I like it. I like what you're working out there. It's awesome. I like to think though this listener actually does need financial advice. Oh, that would be amazing. So how bad are you with money?

Why just gave you $100? Yeah, wow, you're terrible. Holy shit, we got a long way to go. Oh. Yeah, I mean that's it. I listened to a bunch of episodes. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Did you listen to the episode, the Me Too episode?

No. Oh, don't listen to that. It's so sad. He talks about how he sexually abused. Like, it was awful. I couldn't even, I didn't know what to do with that. So I don't, I went to terrible money management podcasts and had fun with it.

Yeah, that's the problem with Jerry is that it is hit or miss. And when he hits and he has a video out and he's talking about his finances or how to control the world or whatever the fuck he's talking about, it's great. So Doug White from the JINGLE's department, we've been chatting about this and he's like, this Jerry guy, you know, he's, Doug White's almost going back and forth

in a bipolar way like Jerry does. He's like, this guy's amazing. You gotta listen to this video or watch this or check this out and he's like, you know what, never mind, he's on the verge. Don't even talk about him. I don't, this guy's amazing. You gotta listen to this video or watch this or check this out. And he's like, you know what? Never mind. He's on the verge. Don't even talk about him. I don't think he's doing well. It's like, it's like this weird thing. You're like, I don't know what's going on in this guy's head.

But none of it's good. All of it's crazy. For a little while, for a little while, I was like, this guy could replace shame. It's like, if I can hear shame, it's anymore. Maybe I could just listen to this guy, but I wasn't two videos in until I realized, that's a bad news.

This guy's bad news. Soft Weekly says he has a plan. So we're excited. A financial plan. We're excited about his video chat with Jerry tomorrow. That's gonna be exciting. Speaking of Doug White from the Jingle's department, he put together a new song,

featuring our friend Victoria. And I think Victoria was bragging about her boobs last week. She's been really bragging though. She's about her tits lately. I don't know if you've noticed that, but she's all over the discord, flaunting her amazing jugs. And of course, Doug like me a huge fan of Victoria's put together a tune for us, so let's enjoy this This is up, by the way, isotopes music that he put that he put this bad out W-A-T-P Whoa, oh, hello, yeah, yeah, COVID-19 I got the chint, I got the chint, I chance I got the chance I got the chance buddy. I'm fabulous. Boo. I'm fabulous. Boo

I'm fabulous. Boo. I'm f*****. I like it. All right, I think Wow, wow, I got the chance I got the chance I got the chance I got the chance buddy I'm fabulous. Boo. I'm f*****. I like it. All right, I think Wow, wow, don't know why why if I can say who I hate W-A-T-P one of the haters said your podcast all it is is saying I'm people And I also love to eat beans. Okay, coincidence or great minds think a lot you be the judge I mean can't be worse effect. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. I had fight him. I love to eat peanut butter Great. Now go listen to a radio show move out of your parents' basement and touch a woman with her consent W-A-T-P

Well, I think you hit on all the characters of that one. That was fantastic. It was amazing. That was really well done Doug Killin' it buddy. Thank you very much for putting that together. Wow. If you need a break or anything, Doug, you feelin' good? I'm good to go. You ready to keep this going? Good, because I have a that you don't have to.

It's tough. It is tough to listen to his show. He's doing his political show. The guy knows nothing about politics. Embarrasses himself left and right. He has a guest on Sarah Kadizer, Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken, Zerah, Sarah K. He got it.

Yeah. Right. We wrote a book or something. She's fucking crazy. She is the left-wing Alex Jones. The shit that she throws out is fucking, oh my gosh. So let's get into this real quick. He starts off so low and he starts off by thanking the donations that are coming in through

his PayPal and making yet another promise that he will not keep. I want to thank everybody for the incredibly generous donations to the podcast. I'm going to get a website, Bill, and it's going to be like where we can just watch it on my website. I want to thank everyone for the donations, have the one or way to generous, but I appreciate it. He wants to thank everyone and he thinks one person. I'm guessing that Heather Warner is really what a donated. Yeah, but apparently he's raising money for a new website where you'll be able to watch his videos,

which is a good idea. You should put your content on your website. No one ever thought of that before. He's fucking idiot. That's it. We're talking to this website. I'm gonna put my content on there. All right, yeah.

And this is not the episode I listened to, or I tried to listen to. But at the beginning of the one I listened to, he did say that he made a purchase, and it was an important purchase, and it was a cooler that he could now keep outside because when he's watching Dayanky's play he's going inside and he's got to get at least two or three beers and bring them back but now he's got this cooler and all he has to do is to know as fat as I could like it wasn't 10 seconds in this he's talking my drinking course light

He didn't already own a cooler That he had to keep walking his housing over the refrigerator Bizarre holy shit Could you imagine if he found out about those mugs that you put water in and then freeze that and then it keeps you drink gold He'd probably put do three episodes on that. They have many fridges. Did you hear about this? And I got a fric of French. Oh, yes. What's up, fuck the Yankees. So, yeah, I'm with you on that. All right. So he was going to have a Gaston named Brent, but Brent wasn't able to come on the show. Brent Turshune is a genius.

He couldn't come on the show today because he had a meeting. I agree he is very smart. That's a very smart move to cancel on Suttering John. The smartest guests are the ones that don't show off. Correct. Oh, speaking of the Yankees, I should have segwayed this one much better. I should have gotten to this clip when you were talking about the Yankees instead of had to play that clip because I'm a dumb dumb.

He talks about how he's got these bets with the buddies at the pub that he hangs out with. And apparently one of his buddies likes the Dodgers. Another one of his buddies likes the Chicago Cubs. So he's got these bets going on and this is high stakes stuff. They have so many bets with guys at the pub Yankees have a better record than the Dodgers one of his buddies likes the Chicago Cubs. So he's got these bets going on. And this is high stake stuff. I have so many bets with guys that the pub Yankees have a better record than the Dodges or the Cubs.

I think I got like 20 bucks each. I have 60 bucks in bets. Okay, this makes zero sense. First off, it's a weird thing to talk about having a $20 bet with some guy with your 50s. Why you got 20 bucks? I bet that was gonna take the entire season to come to fruition. 20 bucks.

Neat. So I got so many bet. I got so many bet. Six, eight dollars worth. This one's 20. Well, how many other bets could there possibly be going on right now? Well, Doug, the crazy. They're all dollar bets. The crazy thing is, is he goes, I have bets with the, the Yankees have a better record

than the Dodgers, I have a bet that the Yankees have a better record than the Cubs. They're $20 each, it's $60. Well, $20 each would be 40. Unless, and I'm just spit-balling, maybe this is true, maybe it's not, speculating. Unless, they're all going in $20, and otherwise the best record gets the entire 60,

in which case he has a $20 bet that he's breaking about. Also, in which case, that is a terrible window explain the bet. Right. It doesn't make any fucking sense. If you're trying to bring us into your world, I'm not understanding it. Boy, oh, I love that we have people who are just trolling John all the time. Somebody asked John if noles's ever gonna come back. Now, remember, Nol is his co-host, who went to show.

Yes. And then John said, he's just leaving the show to write a book, he'll be back in September. And then I said, I'll bet anyone $10,000 that Nol never does the show again. No one took me up on that. And then John sent out tweets to know saying, why won't you respond to my text messages? No, said, you sound like you're drunk

again. I just want to rehash the story real quick because John's feelings on know of changed a little better. You'll hear in this next clip with someone asked if why he's not there. Will Carson does Neil still come on the show? I think you mean no. Now, Legilees writing a book. That's what he says. So I you mean no. No, allegedly he's writing a book. That's what he says. So I have to believe. But he says he'll come back on in September. We'll see. Oh, allegedly, he's writing a book. When he first announced that no one's gonna be on the show for a little bit, he's like, he's writing a book's important book. This is what he's writing about. Now, it's like, I, I, I, he, allegedly, he can't do my show because he's writing a book. Now, no one's been on other podcasts since that and that's why I think he started to

doubt whether or not that was the real reason why he had to leave the show. No, there's your wife really want you to concentrate on this. That is that really what's happening here. That was the dumbest excuse. It's like, it's what the wife said. He needs a concentrate. It's a stupidest thing. And then I love when people like VIX Elbows

get in the super chat. Now what you're gonna hear, what you're gonna hear is there's a user named VIX Elbow. And John has to tell his mod not to block the person because he gave him seven bucks. So he knows he's a troll. They obviously know he's a troll, but it's like, man, if you're going to give me seven bucks, I'll take it.

This is a man who used to make a half a million dollars a year of the tonight's show who say this guy hates me, but it's worth a seven box. I'll take it. Vicks, Elbow, let's see. I know. Don't worry about him. Sean, he's, he's giving me money. Seven bucks. Did you hear about those two morons? You trash all the time? Brendan shop in Brian, Calon. One of them is being charged with sexual assault. I don't know anything about this people. I don't want to know anything about these people who are these people. I don't know who they are. I really don't know. He doesn't know who brought in shop and Brian Calon are.

Is that true? You're one of them? I guess that is. Oh my god. Well, because it said the two people who trash you all the time, which is usually meaning ROTC, or maybe us. Yeah. I don't know that the fighter and the kid

go after Stuttering John if they do. Awesome. I recommend it. I recommend everyone to use Stuttering John as God. It's fucking amazing. It writes itself. It's very easy to make jokes out recommend it. I recommend everyone to use Suttery Jonas content. It's fucking amazing. It writes itself. It's very It's very easy to make jokes out of because it's really bad But I don't believe him that he doesn't know who those people are. He's in Hollywood He was on a late night talk show for 10 years. He knows who celebrities are you would think?

Yeah, yeah, he knows who Nicholas Cage is. And Pamela Anderson. So he has this woman on this Sarah K woman. I'm not going to try to pronounce her name again. I'm bad at that. And this woman's whole take on Trump. Remember, this is the Trump bashing show that John does. 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It's one of the best supercuts ever. But how far behind is Centering John that he's having guests out who are talking about collusion with Russia? Like that's really old news. I didn't even know that this is what he show was. It was so disappointing. First of all, to see the runtime of these shows, two plus hours of this. Yeah.

Yeah, by the end, he is black out drunk. And the one that I listened to, it was only stuttering John nonsense for the first maybe 10 minutes of it. And the rest was an interview. And I just, I couldn't take it. It's so uninteresting. And, you know, and it's not even that he shows

how ignorant he is. I mean, it is, but yeah, but it's bad. I mean, it is, but he doesn't even ask a whole lot of questions. The one I listened to, he barely said a word after the guys started talking. I don't know. I don't understand what it is that he's trying to do.

Is this getting him more listeners? Is that what he thinks? I think that Trump bashing will get you a certain number of listeners, seems to work for a lot of late night talk show hosts. Yeah. But it doesn't do it very well. No, he does it heartedly.

He's not good at it. He doesn't understand the ployers or the politics or how any of this works, and I'll prove that in a minute first. I want to talk about how he makes fun of people. He likes to make fun of Republicans in a way that is weird for a guy who's woke and has a trans-gendered daughter.

Or I should say son. Whatever. His son became his son. His son's name is Knight. And this is how he makes fun of people. Which I find weird. It's important for the world. We have to get this idiot and his corrupt flunkies like that chick Lindsey Graham,

grandma, Lady G, and Mitch McDickless. We got to get him out. Mitch McConnell, he calls Mitch McDickless. Is that a post-op joke? I don't know, I did kind of like that one. You did it, Chris. You thought that was witty? Come on. I don't understand how we're going to start.

I don't understand how we're going to start. He calls me Carla. He's calling guys girls names. It's like, dude, what's with this? Calling people out is the other gender. Anyone should be woke about this. I don't care. I think it's funny, but. Again, it still does sound like he's writing jokes

for Howard circa 1991. Like it's true. He likes to think that he has, as you said, woke or has evolved, but clearly he hasn't. He'll say those things, but then you get to his funny bits and it's all outdated and unfunny. Yeah, but did you? Yeah, the time I tried to pop up, boo-ee, pop up.

He 95. All right. This is, he's talking to his guest. He just says the wrong word and his guest laughs at him. And I'm going to have Ellie honing on and you're willing to, you know, stay with us if you'd like. He's trying to say you're welcome to stay with us. He says you're willing to stay with us if you'd like. Yeah, right, okay. I'm gonna have a...

This isn't the couch on the tonight's show. I'm not gonna move over a seat and hang out with you with your next guest. I'm gonna come out and sit by my book and then I gotta go. I'm not gonna sit any closer to Andy Richter. I'm going good. I'm outta here. We're outta here. Oh, and then another thing that the trolls do is they set him up. I think this is again, Vicks Elbow.

Whoever Vicks Elbow is you rock. Vicks Elbow sets him up. He takes the bait and ends up hitting on his guest Sarah, who by the way, he's only on there to bash Trump. This is not a, hey, let's be friendly with each other type of interview. Mm-hmm. You know, it's so funny because Vicks elbow. I don't know if you can see the chat, but he, you know, he just donated to the podcast and said, sour is beautiful, John, you should ask her out.

Yeah, I'm taking, sorry. No, I know. He totally, he totally used as an excuse to ask her out. We all heard that, right? I mean, it's just a super chat. I hate it, I have to ask her. Yeah, I wanna know if there's actually a Vexelbo now or if he's just making this up.

Maybe he's Vexelbo, huh? Hmm. Interesting. All right, this is Southern John. Bringing up a subject that he's ill prepared to talk about. He's saying that he's gonna go have to do it to bank and it was something that just came up. I should have been more prepared. Uh, he's no idea what he's talking about. He just saw a headline pop off not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he's not like, he Ohio. This, he calls him the Doe Tard. The Doe Tard, you can't believe what he said.

So much Doe Tard, yeah. Oh yeah, so I listen to. Yeah, mix it up, you gotta throw in a couple of doles, a couple dimwits, a couple of dipshits. There's other fun D words, it's not all Doe Tards, but anyway, he calls him a Doe Tard, and this is just him failing yet again. Which I just, I love it.

This is my favorite, this is my favorite thing when I listen to John, this is what I just hope for. All right. We'll check this out. Okay. He'll up. Okay. Now, you know, it's not the best picture quality, but here we go. Well, what happened? Johnny, what'd you do? Oh, what happened?? Sorry sir. Hey, it's your Twitter. I Know I mean, you know, I'm doing this all my house here. I had it all lined up, but it didn't play hold on He really needs a producer I have not heard a guest

Less interested than Kaya last week on your show. Kaya's getting served fries from his girlfriend. Ruthable. I mean honestly it was really nice to hear Kaya again. It was. I mean I'm glad to know that moving only took him six to eight months. What's the point to see talking about? He's been blowing me off a little bit. It doesn't. I mean it supports glad to know that moving only took him six to eight months A little bit I mean it supports my theory that he's really a gypsy I mean to pack up all those wagons and to me That's gonna take a long time, but it's nice to know these back to like cursing people to become werewolves Or whatever the fuck he does where he's not podcasting Wow shots fired W-A-T-P-Goals go and add it I like Kyle I love Kyle. Wow, shots fired. W-A-T-B-Goals going at it.

I like Kyle. I love Kyle, he's great. Oh, this is fucking hilarious. So he's got this woman on who's a journalist. She's written books. She's promoting her book about Russian collusion, three years too late, but whatever. And John has to get into his ad reads segments and he's very, very

bad at it. All right. I just have to pay the bills, but I do want to talk to you about the Sally Yates hearing. I can't wait to get your. I can't wait to get your opinion on this of the bullying of a lady G beating up on Sally, but do you smoke weed, sir? No. Okay, well, you know, in LA, if you do smoke weed, you could order from speedweed.com. Now, Doug, you've been very gracious when we've done ad reads. We used to do a online retailer that sold physical DVDs and blue rays.

That's fun. And you and you would yes and everything I sell you ever see your vegetables of course love that movie like she's my it should own it this woman Hey you you you like getting high now I don't get like why would you ask that question to someone who's tried to be a Legitimate journalist and author right now this again the episode I listened to he had some guy on who used to work in the DOJ and was really high up He did the same thing to this guy Same thing do you smoke weed? No, all right. Well if you did We can still go get drug somewhere sometime together, right? What a fucking idiot so

Stuttering John is, he wants to interview Trump, and he asks his guest Sarah why that can't happen. Sarah, how the hell could I get an interview with the president because I will ask him about all of these things? I mean, John, remember you did interview Trump and you blew it! What are you talking about? He's like, if I ever got a you did interview Trump and you blew it! What are you talking about? He's like, if I ever got a chance to interview Trump,

I would ask all the tough questions. You did talk to him and you didn't. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that.

You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You brought up to that DOJ guy within 10 minutes. He wanted to and she cut him off. Because I heard him saying, I heard him starting the conversation. You can't get into not talk about that.

He's so proud of himself. And how are you getting booked on the Stuttering John podcast? Like you have to this woman sounds like she regrets that 10 to 15 minutes into this. You get into this situation. I don't know. It's so weird. Well, she even admits the Sarah woman's like, yeah, I used to hear you when you were on Howard's turn. So I guess he's got enough notoriety from that that they're like,

well, he must be doing pretty well. He's suffering John, right? Like, oh, bad news. Yeah, bad news. Maybe do your research first. So they've decided that CNN is just way too easy on Trump and I don't know Is this a correct take to I'm not sure Forget what I had on that was saying Jeff Zucker CNN is totally in bed with Trump and he's not gonna

I mean, he's not gonna like you know really really go against them So CNN for the last three years has done nothing but Bash Trump 24 hours a day. What is he talking about? What was it going? Yeah, I know. They'll just go along with anything he has to say. Like, what? What's CNN is embed with? What do you live in?

That's possibly true. So, John is recognizing that they're not asking him the hard questions. These CNN journalists are just not asking the questions. But thankfully, John would, because John is a much better journalist than anyone who works over at CNN. When Donald Trump was asked, I think it was CNN, he was asked about after he held up the Bible and they said, well, what was your, you know, what's your favorite passage from the Bible? And he goes, oh, oh, you know, there's, you know, I like a lot

of them. And they go, no, no, just give me one. And he goes, oh, that's two personal. In other words, the guys never read the Bible. And yet why aren't reporters going, no, no, no, no, tell me one. I dare you because that's what I would do. But you know, me from Howard Stern, I will ask the questions. And I don't know why these reporters lack the, uh, Cahonis to, you know, just go right to the gut. No, I'm asking you, give me one passage now, right now, tell me one. So first I was hilarious that John thinks that he was a real journalist

because he asked the hard questions. You asked Joe questions the Fred wrote. What are you talking about? Joe questions and we're flustered though. Yeah, he's flustered from a David Schwimmer. You're gonna hear him get in front of the president and ask the tough questions. Give him god damn it. That was why they made him do it because he's a stuttery green time That's why it was funny they would play him back in big Johnny nervous series at all And he says I would ask the hard questions like what's your favorite Bible verse? Who fucking cares? Why would that be important to anyone when Trump goes I like them all. It's like okay great move on who cares? There's more important things in the world. Oh, shit, this is how bad he is at political talk.

They get into the gun issue. And I'm teetering, we've already talked about religion and now I'm teetering politics. And this is really dangerous territory for us. I'm gonna try to do this as best I can. Whether you're pro-second amendment or anti-second amendment, I don't actually own guns. So whatever, I don't have a dog in this race, but tell me if you understand

this stupidity of what John says about his policy around guns. But, man, just think, sir, I've said it before I'll say it again. At least just as my stance and I think it's most of my democratic colleagues to stand. I'm not saying you can't have a shotgun or a handgun. If you want to protect your home and go hunting, I'm just saying that we have to have more sophisticated background checks. And I'm saying that we can't have,

we have to have limited magazines and no assault weapons. Yeah. I mean, that's not taking away your guns. This is such a tired, it's such a tired argument. So what he's describing, it's specifically taking away guns. He goes, you could not have assault weapons, which by the way, in assault weapon is not a defined thing.

It's different things to different people. So he's like, well, I'm not saying you're gonna take away your guns, just the ones that I don't like. I'll just take those away from you. What? Did you not hear what you just said? And it's such an entire argument that I've heard time and time again. I'm on the fact that he said, Democratic colleagues,

to have colleagues, you need a job or something. Right. I don't know if I'm like, you know, the rest of us, we'll host political shows. My colleague. I'm just like Rachel Maddow, you know? Me and Rachel, we both feel that assault weapons are crossing the line.

All right, he played this guy who comes on, and he used to be a prosecutor or something, and he comes on, and he used to be a prosecutor or something and he comes on and he goes off on a whole rant about how President Trump is guilty of manslaughter because of the way he handled the COVID-19 pandemic. And so John brings this up to Sarah and they're both all in on this premise. I'm just going to play this clip because this is this is so I mean, you've got a lot of people stupid today.

I just have to take the cake. They are both convinced. Clean Kirsner, Dino Badala are convinced that Donald Trump is guilty of manslaughter, involuntary manslaughter and negligence. And Clean Kirsner, you know, gave me the three points. He said he would take the course. I mean, he would take the case in a heartbeat. And yet I tweeted out today, Sarah, why isn't the mainstream media? Why aren't they picking up on this? Why isn't CNN, MSNBC Fox, Daily Beast, Daily Mail? why isn't anybody huffing the post picking up on the fact that Donald Trump is guilty of murder? Why isn't anyone reporting that Trump is guilty of murder?

I go 150,000 people. I just can't figure it out. What's up with that? Come on, Sian, I wonder what you had bad with this guy? Yeah, he talked about that on the episode I listened to because I guess Kershner was the guy I listened to, because they talked about that for a very long time. This guy was a prosecuting attorney, and he was like, oh, I could bring him up on charges,

no problem. You know what's funny about this? I'm sure that that works that way, but all right. Right. Again, I'm teetering on political talk here, but what's funny about that? So in other words, he was supposed to shut down the entire country in February when there were literally zero cases in most states. And what do you think that all these people would have been saying if Trump had been a dictator and told people they had to shut down their businesses and stay inside?

You think there'd be some problems with that? It's something like, well, we got to set it to jail now because he didn't do that. Like, what are you talking about? The president isn't responsible for people getting catching a cold. It's not it's not his job. It's literally not his job. Oh my God. See, we're too we're too far into this because now I'm talking about why Southern John doesn't understand how politics work and I'm getting a little bit too detailed. I know. This is bad. We don't have cops for a little bit. Oh, yeah. I just want to play a time Meyer Stinger in college today. Doug, we've done a lot today, my friend.

What are we talking about today? We talked about the Monday morning preacher, Patrick Michael, Jerry Bantfield, oh, what's the Milano? Stuttering John Melendez. I guess that means it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The T-Tex. The T-Tex. The T-Tex. The T-Tex.

The T-Tex. The T-Tex. The T-Tex. The T-Tex. This is the part of the show where we tease the episode that we'll be reviewing on next week's WATP. And the reason we do that is you get people excited about next week's WATP. Maybe they subscribed to the show so the show's up right on their

podcasting app right when they want to listen to it. Doug, you familiar with this part of the show? Oh, yeah, I've heard of it. So what I'm gonna do here is I'm gonna play a clip of the podcast. I'm excited about next week. We have a first time host coming on a very funny comedian named Will Nunean is coming on and Will has been on my radar for a while because he has made videos goofing on one of my favorite people. Any wire fans out there? Probably the greatest show ever on HBO. Oh, I know you want to say it was the sopranos, but the wire kicked the sopranos ass when it's all said and done. That show was amazing. Good morning, Wayne Buackens. How are you? What's up, Britt? All right, enough of that crap. Although I want to say how to Blutew.com for boners, you know, you could get a boner for

free just by going to Blutew.com and use the promo code OP-O-P-I-E. And then when you get a boner, you could go, hey, Ope, thanks for the boner, man. I don't know. I don't know. It's early. Shut up. What's up, mex? You think I put together a super god of opi sucking that was literal footage from his latest episode

That was wild. Yeah, this guy is fucking losing it. So you wait wait wait wait hold on Are you doing an entire opi episode? I don't know maybe I mean we got seven days to figure it out No, that's fine. I'm just I'm excited. That's like it's like a time machine't know, maybe. I mean, we got seven days to figure it out. No, that's fine. I'm just, I'm excited. That's like, it's like, it's like, in a time machine. I love it. I know.

I'm excited too. We did the OP radio. I think it was like episode 107 or so. And then we did the OP radio revisited. And then you and I did a Patreon OP episode. And it really is the gift that just keeps on giving. Isn't it? So much fun. Doug keeps on giving isn't it so much fun Doug I want to thank you so much for coming on doing a ton of homework really

bringing it today I want people to check out good times great movies what you last time we talked you were doing the the sequels what are you guys up to now we're still in the summer sequels we just put out a Mad Max to the road warrior yesterday so if you'd like to listen to me shit all over bad podcasts, listen to me shit all over bad and sometimes good movies. Yeah, just find good times great movies. I don't know, where do you get your podcasts at the end? Good times great movies.

You guys only talk about movies from the 80s, correct? That's it, yes. Yeah. Yeah, that decade, I'm starting to regret it. That's a lot of fun. I'll be honest, almost every Saturday night since the lockdown has started, we've just been watching shitty movies

with friends of ours over Zoom. And it's a lot of fun to watch terrible movies and laugh at how terrible they are. Yep, that's fantastic. I know that you're shocked that I enjoy things that suck so that I could goof on it, but it's true. It really is true. Listen, mystery science theater hasn't been around in a little while and anything I can

do to fill that hole for people, I'll do my best. All right, did everybody clip that? Anything Doug could do to fill that hole for people? Everybody, you, you could clip it. I mean, is that going to be in a song coming up soon? I have to. I have to. I have to. Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once a for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the muskets of morning radio.

You know, the show is over here. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job everyone. Who gets a shit who gets a pot? You're not Karrie's mess. No one's calling. There's nobody. She's the very same. Fuck you. I You know who are these these? Podcasts. I don't know.

I don't get it. Makes no sense. Reveals, regills, regills. With Vic. Hey, Vic, what's going on? Hello, how are you? I'm the camera. I'm not worried about it Is animal crossly is he only in the discord to fuck with me today just everything I look over it's like I sound like shit everything sounds like shit

Sound okay, Vic Yeah, sons and well, I don't know. Like your voice occasionally clips and then shitty audio clips will clip as well. So you kind of suck still, but you're getting better. Ah, that's a nice thing. Yeah, I'm excited to be. The music did get worse as we went. Early on, it was not cutting, but recently it has.

Some of them bitch! We got to figure this out or just stop doing live shows because the sound is great once we put it out. Anyway, Vic, you get any new reviews? I do. There's you actually got quite a few one-star reviews again. Oh yeah. What the fuck's going on? It's supposed to give us five stars. Oh, yeah, what the fuck's going on? She wants to give us five stars. People not getting the memo. Well, you did get one five star. Okay, let's hear it.

He said traumatizing. One night when I was at a friend's sleepover, this podcast came in the room while everyone else was sleeping. I couldn't see where I was laying. That was me until it, until it, we caught each other's eyes while it had its way with my friend. It stared into my soul until it finished and left. My friend and I spent the rest of the night silently sobbing to ourselves.

Still a pretty good podcast. Wait, was that a one star? Wait, I'm confused. That was five stars. Oh, those five stars. Really, your podcast raped him. Yes, I get it. I get it. Hmm, I get it I get it

I didn't Actually, I think and create me if I'm wrong. I believe that I have a jingle just for Just for things like that Alright, that was a long way for that payoff. Alright, what else we got there? You got a one star? It said, why? I don't even understand the appeal of this. They just riff on more popular podcasts, totally out of context.

Having listened to it more than 10 episodes now, it's the most vapid nonsense I've ever heard. They listen to 10 episodes over the eight episodes. Wow. I mean, I wanted to talk how many episodes of Oping of I Listen to you with Cell. What's the point of that? You know, this podcast is the worst. I'm only gonna listen to every single episode twice

because this is just a terrible, terrible show. I hate people who feel like they need to put a fucking one-star review. We have so many one-star reviews, we get it! A lot of people don't like this show. Don't you go on to that thing and see that there's already hundreds of people who have done this and just be like, okay, this is covered. I can move out of my life. Oh yeah.

Speaking of, your podcast has four reviews and you hate on other podcasts. Why would anyone listen to this? We already have such hate in the world to sign up to listen to these commentators call people names and rip their entire existence You get what you put back no surprises has bad reviews That's true Then as we're talking about you know religious podcasts. We're not ripping their entire existence just their dumb show Wow in Patrick Michaels case So yeah, it's got a little personal from time to time.

And you point. And then you got one more one star. It's so awful. This is a horrible podcast. They are morons. Do no research are not likable and believe women are put on earth for their pleasure or for them to berate. Don't waste your time listening to this crap.

Can I give it zero stars? That's weird because I feel like that's a review for the Dixiel more than our show. Are we really bashing women all that out? I mean, I think I bash more men than a whivette, right? Yeah, well, you believe women are put on this earth for their pleasure, but I don't think you've given any woman on this earth pleasure Yeah, oh Back let's stop talking about our sex lives If people are speculating that you cheated out me with shameless in the discord It's a lot of weird things going on right now. Oh, I wish.

Yeah. All right. Vick, I have to tell you that I must say this so much that now in the mornings when my daughter sees me, she greets me by going, hello. I think I just want to run the house and say that now. I love it. You should know his daughter has Down syndrome. Right.

Oh, yeah. That's very funny. Yeah. Well, Doug, I saw a picture of you. Someone put it in the ring. I think. Yeah. Yeah. You look like a bad Photoshop of like a fat guy, like trying to come off his skinny. Wait, hold on. Wait. No, that's not nice. What are you talking about? Well, I like you. It's just you look like that. Yeah, I know. It's a shame. Yeah. Speaking us and it doesn't work that well for me. Speaking of Photoshop's, I got to give a shout out to Circus Midgett, who has done some awesome Photoshop's in the Discord. If you look in the shameless watch, there is a Photoshop of analyze this, the movie. Hold on, I'm going to pull this up real quick. This is kind of funny. Have you seen this yet, Chris? No.

It says analyze shamus. It's got shamus talking into a microphone, and I'm sitting back. I'm the Billy Crystal character. It's like it's great. It's really good. It's a circus meget. Props to you, buddy.

It's good stuff. I love it. I love my little Billy Crystal fro. You know that she doesn't have a suit like that. No. He's just for court. Okay. Let's listen to some voice mouse. This is a British guy. By the way, no one who calls this show is Australian. I've heardralia effort alright this is a british guy you're a call uh... firstly i know you have this call you with this so i'll tell you

right off the bat no i'm not Australian i'm from the u-k and this phone call is probably cost me a fucking fortune so i'll keep it quick uh... yeah i'm a bit surprised to hear that you're a fan of that sciencey guy. And then apart from the guy, apart from the fact the guy is a fucking retard and has a list that make Mike Tyson sound like Noel Coward. I'm pretty sure he's one of those cunts who harassed Anthony Cumie's family for ages and I know that you went through something similar with that fucking autistic rate girl podcast whatever the fuck it was. So yeah, I just thought you might want to know what kind of guy he is.

What else? Oh yeah. You can tell Vic, I'm sure Vic feels the same way about British people as she does about Australians but you can either way you can tell it from me she's got at least one fan over here I really enjoy listening to her. Don't get me wrong she's a excruciating to listen to as everyone says she is but I'm a maficus so I enjoy it. Anyway keep up the good work I look forward to listening to the next shichou okay bye-bye hey vick you got a fan in the UK oh yeah what a good boy hey by the way speaking of Anthony kumia I'm scheduled to go on his show on

Monday so that should be very nice yep I'm gonna make probably make for a setter in john that's what I decided maybe opi probably just john hey um vick you mentioned that you did another standup make fun of Southern John. That's what I decided. Maybe OP. Probably just John. Hey, um, Vic, you mentioned that you did another standup on the other day. Oh, yeah. No, I'm actually gonna post them on my only fans that I. Oh, fuck off. You got to give me the video of that. Oh, no, Karlie. I'll pay for it. You'll pay, big. Come on. By the way, I will be recording the show. I just saw that Vic reduced what she's paying for our patron

I got a notification as a recording. I did what the fuck I did wall will recording you're taking buddy away I'm gonna fuck it curls know worth ten bucks So so what's all this about now so I in order to watch your standup, I got to pay for your only fans. Well, yeah, because otherwise it would be equal. You would just be giving my Patreon money to me. So I got to make a quick book. Okay. I guess that's fair. Yeah, it's only fans.com slash a Victoria. So you really do have an only fancy concept. Oh, I'm not kidding. I posted two standard videos. Oh, you're gonna show off those meaty jugs of yours, too. Yeah. Well, like, yeah, I have, my thighs are way too thick for my body, too. So, yeah, that's something. I'm

gonna shut up now. I think I should go. I got sledge. Victoria. Alright, let's take this out. Oh god, 10 bucks. Come on. Yeah, 10 bucks. Alright.

That seems a bit high. It's a bit on the high side. Oh, yeah. I get a lot of texts that are like, hey, you fucking bitch. Send it to me. I'm like, no. So, uh, no, I'm making them. Oh, absolutely. Victor, do you ever think about changing your number? Do you ever think that this might

have been a mistake? No, it's really funny. I really enjoy it. And if I get bored, I could just respond to people for like an hour. Okay. By the way, I should mention that, um, you can buy the one more 3.0. It's a little too late for this. That's what's happening. It's Cape. That's how I use the promo code Watt. TP 20 for 20% off and free shipping. As a she's.

That's a more points. I feel like this is going to be the second episode of Zonville. You lost the sponsor at the end. Boy, I sure do love listening to somebody else's advertisement on a bonus episode that I paid $5 for. Whoops. You mean you really couldn't cut that out of the latest bonus up so Carl you can just cut out that fucking advertisement. So I had to hear about a lawyer and some fucking state that I'm not even in. I could have cut that. Anyways, really enjoying the bonus episode.

Yeah, cute, up to good work. Thank you. I was just a little too lazy to edit that out, but I did put out as a bonus episode, the hour I spent on the Drew and Mike show where we were making fun of Moatwood Pike. Oh, Roblo show literally. And unfortunately, I didn't do anything. So when there was an ad read in the middle of it, I just left it at. Sorry about that. And unfortunately I didn't do anything,

so when there was an ad read in the middle of it, I just left it at, sorry about that. What are you gonna do? I wasn't profiting from it, so who gets a shit? Manscafe.com promo code WATP20, 20% off. You can finally shave your balls like my balls. Smooth, hairless, delicious. It's appreciated.

It's appreciate it. OP collided. Hey Carl, this is OP and this is how I talk. And I got a proposal for you, I think you are. Hey, hey, hey Charlie. Yeah, I think you misunderstood the last episode of a show you know I wasn't talking about Carl Ruley's or Vic whatever his name is and assholes who died on me no no man I want you I want Victoria trust me we're gonna have like a wacky morning show and series is gonna be great. Hey Megan, what's up? Yeah, you know, call me back. Hopefully, uh, for my wife's files, those divorce papers, um, Jesus Christ, I fucked my life up.

All right, oh, what do you think, Vic? You mean the officer taking a shower to see some? Oh, come on. Be a great dude. I do it it but I'd hate it all right um sounds like a woman who has sex with me so Australian calls into the show that's like a setup for a joke but it's not okay I chose Australia 70 from Australia and I'm here to tell you that the only thing better than W-A-T-T is one made big

Instagram. It's that big turn here with two hours. You're going to check it out. Anyway, I'm off to throw another shrimp on the Barbie. Light it down there. Obviously, I'm still here. Obviously. Did he just dox you back? Should I not have played that? Yeah, he doxed my Instagram. Oh, okay So Sorry about that if you want me to take that out I can No, no, it's good. He was like because he's the guy He's actually the Tasmanian guy and he was like, ah, I'm gonna post your Instagram. Are you okay with it?

I'm gonna post it. I was like go for it So yeah, can you take me out of all episodes past and future? That's too much editing for Carl. He's making up. All right. It's got a pretty laid back attitude when it comes to doxxing. I liked that about her.

I don't say my full name and then it's good. Fair enough. crippled Jesus mentioned that he wanted to play Patrick Michael and one-on-one basketball This guy's this guy's willing to give him a ride Hey Carl if old crippled Jesus and Catching Michael want to play basketball. I will personally drive crippled Jesus to the game

I know he lives in a vicinity where I live He only catches that fucking retard can't ride in the front My truck. I don't want any of that fucking drool on my on my letter Can you put his a cripple ass in the back? All right call me back. Oh, I think that got really mean Well, I would somebody play that other show. It's so mead Somebody has figured out they could can actually between me and Jen from the Jingles department. Hey, Carl, you know,

think about it, Leilean. I started to believe that you're telling the truth that Jen from the Jingles department is not your wife. I think I got a better solution. She's your mom.

I mean, think about it. Everyone's always saying you live in your mom's basement. We haven't seen her around since the start of COVID, so you know, you want to stay away from elderly I mean, think about it. Everyone's always saying you live in your mom's basement. We haven't seen her around since the start of COVID, so you want to stay away from elderly people, make sure that immunocompromised people are getting exposed to the disease,

and she sounds old. So I think that's it. I think Jim, from the Jingle Department is actually your mom. Oh, God. Can I get her number? That's how you do a voicemail people. Yeah. You need to pay off at the end. I like it. Very good. Yo Carl, Mad Mike, I just saw you on the fucking

through Mike show. All I gotta say is you gotta take the Duke. You're not attractive Duke. I think he's on. You're not attractive, Duke, I think he said. Yeah, I love it. They can't all be singers. He's trying. This is, oh, this is exciting. Vic, have you ever met? You mentioned that your mom was married in Russia and had another family and then left

her husband in Russia and then brought the family over to America. Have you ever met your mom's first husband? No, I haven't. He called in! This is exciting. He called in for you. Hey, come here, Carl. This is come here, cock 70.

Calling you from Mother Russia. Just to say, W-A-T-P is the only thing that brings me joy since VIX Mom left me in 1950. Hey, funny, you know, in Soviet Russia, podcasts sometimes wonder who you are. You come here to follow Statov to VIX Instagram, at VIX Turvdia. But here in Soviet Russia, Instagram follow you. Don't laugh, it's big problem, you fool. That's exciting. Bring in failings together.

I can't wait to reconnect. Bring in failings together here on WATP. Oh boy. All right, I don't know what this is. Vic, do you know who Yakov Semyonov is? I'm just curious. I know he was a comedian and that's about it. Okay. Alright. It's all because of Carl though. Specifically what you should know about Yakov that he was a comedian. Was a comedian.

I can't find you bashing on an opi though. That was pretty good. Yeah, that was funny. What we explained to opi that everyone gets that joke except for him. That was I had to play for the bushes. What do you mean? That was so funny. He's like, well, no, because the president, uh, whatever. Hey, Carl, this is is obvious from the bachelor form just wanted to say i missed you and if you want to have gay assets then why don't you call me back bye oh sorry that wasn't the w-a-t-p voice mail

that was my cell phone. I apologize. Hello, that got mixed up. How do I get in there? This is the last one I'm going to play. And this is a guy who hates us. And I think that maybe this is the same guy who left the one star review because he called him multiple times and has listened to multiple episodes to tell us how much

he hates us, which I find odd. The fucking irony of you, the fighter in the kid episode, talking about how all they talk about is things being gay and then you continue just to keep saying that things are gay for the rest of the episode. I mean is it 2010? In 2010, do you think that kind of shit's funny or cool? Troll and then you use the r-word to refer to mentally challenge people? Don't know how slowly lose travel to your basement of your mother's house, but better put it slow. Fucking counts It was incredibly gay

Yeah, cunts not that PC though. It's not. I don't get it. Plus I've never used the word retard to describe a mentally disabled person. I use retard to describe Opie in centering job or producer Chris. So that's a guy listened to 10 episodes and gave you one story. I think it is right because he called him multiple times. He was bitching about the crystal clear episode.

He was bitching about all sorts of things. And do we really call things gay a lot? I don't know. I think it's a set of the come down. I think that was a come for come down. And then he make it. He says, oh boy. All right.

Victor, do you have anything you want to promote? Oh, yeah, you're your only fans only fans that come Sresha Vick Turdia Absolutely Ten bucks get that done to five and we'll talk ten bucks to check out Vick stand up You sit outside somewhere and did stand up? Yeah, they're doing it at like a local park and

You know, there's like a couple like women were like walking their dog and they were like sitting there and like listening for a minute and then some guy was like talking about how small his dick was and then they walked off all angry so. Can I just point out so I don't know if you guys know this I never talk about it but I've been marketing I never talk about this. So a really terrible way to market a video that you have to pay 10 bucks for is to say shitty audio quality since they use essentially a karaoke machine. That's how she described her only fans video that we have to pay for. Yeah, but my juicy juicy booty isn't it? So Yeah, but okay

Now we're selling it to sucks. Weird. All right. That's the only thing women are good for, Carl. It says you, not me, I empower women. I lift them up and support them. I even fucking played a list of them all out on today. That's how supportive I have of Whitman and their causes.

Holy shit, I'm punch truck. I gotta go. Hey, thanks for hanging out, Vic. And Doug, thank you so much for coming on the show. Always a great time with you, my friend. No, this was fun. It was great. No doubt. All right. See you guys. We, yeah, we called that the stinger. They don't let you use that no more. Thank you.