Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep219 - Opie Radio III

Episode Date: August 16, 2020

It's our third installment of Opie Radio and everyone knows that the final episode of a trilogy is always the best one. We've been documenting Opie's show for over two years now and this current iteration has to be its lowest point. He interacts with listeners who aren't allowed to ask him a question he's addressed on a previous episode or bring up the radio show that made him famous. As radio legend Casey Kasem once said, "It's f*cking ponderous, man!" The great Will Noonan joins us as we take a deep dive into Gregg's psyche, check out Stuttering John's looney left-wing political show, get pumped up for the newest Pauly Shore movie, and discuss a mushmouth open mic'er with a Dr. Phil podcast. Also, veteran stand up comedian Vic joins the show. Will's website - http://willnoonan.com/ Get bonus episodes - http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's show time. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? The only show that keeps Greg Hughes relevant with me this week popping is W ATP Cherry. It's Will, Newton. Welcome Will. What's up, everybody? Great to be here. I've never had so many people want me to do a podcast before and it's an honor and a pleasure. I'm glad we finally got this set up.

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He has not listened to the show. I've listened to the show. Producer Chris has listened to the show. The important thing is that we have not discussed this beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a podcast where OP, from the OP and Anthony show, slowly melts into obscurity while losing his mind.

It's really something spectacular to listen to in small doses, very small, like microdoses. Well, it's wild. I just gotta say before we even get into it, like I do have massive amounts of respect for OP, for Greg OP, grew up listening to him and Anthony every day. Yep.

And listen to him and Jimmy, I'm a fan. I just remember how he always used to talk about OP always talked about he would wave at Howard Stern and just to kind of like throw, like, you know, hey Howard, and then like they wouldn't even let OP in that part of the building anymore. Correct. So my making fun of OP, my brother man videos, they're my wave at OP, they're my hey Howard only it's only it's uh OP and just the way that Howard has no idea who OP is, OP has no idea who I am. So I always just want to say that I don't like think I'm

better than Opie. I don't think that I'm like, you know, I don't think that he's not successful. But in the words of the great Lewis Gomez, who I love dearly, I met Anthony first. I made friends with Anthony first and Anthony, I'm on team Anthony. All right. Well, I hope that now that that's a sclaimers out of the way. You're ready to dig in a little bit. I hope I'm ready to get. All right. I just, I got so many, I got so many people telling me like, yeah, go fuck that guy. He's a piece of garbage. I'm like, all right. What's not like, take it too far. All right. The guys, you know, he's the

opening Anthony show was dope. It was dopey and Anthony. So just like, I just want to say that before. But the reason why I was on my radar is because he did a great parody video of Opie and the streets trolling around this phone talking to Joe. Yeah, I've done several of them. And then honestly, it makes it makes it makes Anthony laugh so hard. Yeah. But that's why I started doing it because it was like the hardest I had made Anthony laugh was like making fun of that I that was where I thought it was so Fuckin funny of him to be like Come on Joe like bro. We've been friends a long time like

What the fuck like come on? Why won't you do you're the busiest guy in show business right now. And your podcast is crushing it. Like, why won't you just come on my podcast that I record walking down the street? Right. And the best part was he goes, I even told you I thought your podcast was great. It's like, okay, Joe, Joe, Joe here's that all the time. Yeah. The kids is ass a little bit to come to go on your show.

The best part about that, the reason why he was so butter is because when Joe Rongo was in New York for that weekend, the first scene it was going on Anthony show. And he never responded. I'll be. Now that's what it was. That's what it's really about. He wants to be like, Hey, we both did something for you.

Why you only like aunt, you know what I mean? That's sort of like I talk about this with my producer, Paul. We probably talk about Opie as much as you guys do. Like we're just like everyone's fascinated with Opie. You know, like who he is and what he's doing. We probably talk about OP as much as you guys do. Like we're just like everyone's fascinated with OP. You know, and like who he is and what he's doing. But I always thought the thing that I liked about him and like the thing that I understand about OP

and why I can do an OP impression so well is because I get it. I'm like, I'm part OP, deep down. But I think a lot of us are part OP, deep down. But we skip by those jokes. Like you get your OP jokes first and you're like, all right, I'm not going to make that joke. It's like a little too obvious. It's a little too silly. It's a little too much of a dad joke. And then you get into the good stuff. And the beauty of OB is that he just

goes with that stuff like right away. The beauty of OB. I like how you spun that at the end. And what's great about him is he doesn't give us any sound stupid and it's not his joke. He's not going for the funny. I can't help. I can't help. I can't help. I can't help. I can't help.

An example of just what you're talking about. What's the go? Because for some reason, his show is in the comedy category on Apple podcasts. There's no, there's no jokes. There's nothing funny going on. He's talking about his brother and I's COVID and he's talking about politics for some reason

and everything else. But he does at one point turn into a comedy show when he says this and I think this illustrates the point that you just made perfectly. Sweet Lucy was a dancer. Is that the song that has the word Kana Lingus in it by the way? De Purple? Sweet Lucy was aansa, I dare you to figure out another song that has the word conning lingus in it. Oh my God, I can barely say it, but I could I'm saying. He's like, all peace like everyone, every one of us after like six beers,

you're hanging out with like your dad and your uncle and like that level of humor that you're trying to do. You know, you're like, ah, cunning, linguist, oh boy. Oh, you know, it's just, oh, I don't know. All right, so Opie's show format is he's on Facebook live. He pops on the Facebook live and he's just interacting with the 100 or so people who are in there with him

who are messaging him in real time. And what's so funny about this and Chris and I were rolling. Like this is his show format. He's the one who came up with that. And then he gets pissed, even though it's a ask me questions and I'll answer them show, he gets pissed if you don't ask the right questions. Shame.

Oh my God, I gotta answer the same questions every single day. And it drives some of you nuts. I still have a place in New York City. We abandoned the place. So somebody asked him, do you still have your apartment in New York, because he's been living out in the Hamptons for the last six months, seven months. And he's like, oh my God, I gotta answer this question again. It's like, oh, you don't have a set schedule.

You just pop on live whenever you want to. People aren't following your podcast. You've seen the numbers. People aren't listening to every single answer you've ever given and no every question you've ever gotten. And honestly, I listen to what would be quite a bit. I've never heard anybody ask of that. And he it's like that's the question that's bothering you You still got a place in New York

Even if you were Tom Cruise and everyone's asking you the same 10 questions or whatever It's such a dickhead celebrity move to be like oh my god. Everyone just asks me the same questions It's like oh, you know like it's people are interested in your life, you know, that's a good thing. People are asking you anything. It's a miracle. There's a hundred people hanging out in Facebook live. These people have nothing going on that they're watching OP. One of the things I always, that always bothered me about OP, listening to the show was when he would be like, I hate mentally ill people.

I can't be around mentally ill people. And I was like, what the fuck, God, a thing is that to save it. It's like, I get you might want not want to be around your mom. I got that shit. But it's like mentally ill people. It's like you run a radio show with pod.

You work with Jim Norton like you're in like you work with mentally ill people, man. Like that's the gig. Like, he's mentally ill. Well, he's the one who's mentally ill. No, I know, but that's the gig, like, come back to the hell. He's the one who's mentally ill. No, I know, but that's the last two years. But that's like the irony of it all. He's like, my mom was a paranoid woman.

She thought everyone was against her. She thought everyone was like, not on her side. Erock, what are you looking at me like that for? You know what I mean? He was like reliving all of the stuff he hated about. You know, which is common. That's just how that happens. Yeah. The vicious cycle of mental illness. So the show format is people just get on there and they chat with them and he responds to people. Now, he doesn't have to. Like, as you

know, we have people chatting in the discord right now. I'm not paying attention to it because we actually have a show for him and things to talk about. But OP just sits there and reads the things whether he likes the question or not. Now, well, if I asked you, what is OP famous for? What would your answer be? The OP Anthony show. Right. This is why we know who he is. And he gets pissed anytime someone breaks up anything about opian Anthony such as this example Call Anthony Pablo. Why the obsession with this horse shit? Why why do I have to do that just because you love the opian Anthony show and I really really Respect and appreciate the people that loved the opian Anthony show, but there's nothing in that for me anymore.

But OP don't get pissed if someone brings it up. It's the only reason why you're famous. It's because you're not the one in the show. It's not because you were a disjocke and Boston back in 96 by yourself. No, I mean, Anthony himself, like, you know, I mean, every time you're with him, someone comes up and just goes, like, I love the OP and Anthony show. And he's like, thank you. You know what I mean, Anthony himself, every time you're with him, someone comes up and goes, I love the

Opiean Anthony show. And he's like, thank you. You know what I mean? That's it. That's all you got to say. Right. Thanks. We had a great time doing it.

That's all. Not for nothing, but he's concerned that someone on social media is being a troll. Do you know if people troll me on social media? Mid-it by minute? I mean, you're watching the Discord, they're Chris. It's probably happening right now. It's like, I mean, stupid, you don't have to read those questions. If it's by the radio, it's triggering you so much

to leave it alone. That's the problem. I mean, I don't even, one thing about him is if you're going to be that sensitive, like, you really shouldn't even put out a podcast because we're even have a Twitter account because it's kind of like, that's what people do, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah, he talks about Twitter a lot and how to cesspool. or even have a Twitter account because it's kind of like, that's what people do, you know what I mean? And he talks about Twitter a lot and how to cesspool

and he hates it. There's a few, there's people like, I'm like, why do you let that get to you, man? It's like, those people, like Bobby Kelly always said, like to people on that show, he's like, and other people too, he's like, you just gotta take the hit, like, just take the joke, the joke will be on someone else in a couple of minutes.

You know, sometimes it's on you. That's the fun, you know, but every time like you'd hear, sometimes with Opie, you'd hear like this big, everyone's going around the room, shitting on each other. And then it gets to open. He's like, no, hey, hey, hey, no, I don't do that, guys. I don't do that. You know what I mean? You're like, yeah, and it just kills the bit. And I've heard Bobby

always back, come on, take the hit. You know what I mean? So I'm going to get into this in a little bit because OP hates getting trolled on Twitter. But he also talks about how he likes to throw things out about Trump that are controversial, which of course is going to get a conversation started.

So you can't have it both ways. You can't be like trolling people and also get pissed the people troll you by anyway. We'll get into that in a second. Couple more examples of him getting triggered by what people are saying in his chat room. The country needs ONA. Oh my god, Mike.

What are you talking about? That show is dead. I mean, it's a compliment, right? I can't help it. I can't help it. Anthony was still on. Like, oh, thanks. I know. It was a great show.

Everyone loved it. Great. I love, I really love doing the impression of Opie and like, all I can hear is like the imp- he's doing the impression of himself like right now. He's like, come on, guys. You know, that's just classic. That's like his, his verb of his attitude. He must wake up and go like, oh, the morning coffee,

eggs, bacon, toast. You know he's in sufferable to live with. You know that's the case. I mean, I just imagine he just seemed like that. I mean, that's what you love about shows like Opie and Anthony, you know, like you tune in every day, five days a week. It's like they're your friends. You're listening to these guys and Opie became like that dude you work with.

You're like, why is it got to be like that? Why is that dude got to be so weird? Like, that's kind of what it ended up being. I always felt like I remember when Jimmy said to him on one of the shows, he was like, dude, you say weird shit to people. Yeah, it sums it up perfectly. I was like, you summed it up perfectly because that's the stuff. It's like, it's like not just weird.

It's like you're thinking about it. Like what the fuck did that even mean to both of us, you know? This is interesting because after somebody says we need ONA, he says that most of the podcasts that are out there, especially one's featuring comedians are stealing their format. Listen to this Thank you Michael Long says and stop talking about oh, and hey, that's right We're doing this now and if you like it great if you don't that's okay, too There's simply a million at this point. There's a million podcasts out there Just people just babbling with each other. Most of them are kind of

stealing the whole old ONA format. So again, everyone's ripping it off. But of course they did it amazingly. And no one else can do it because they were so talented. Now, I'm going to play a clip and this is where will I'm really interested in your opinion on this, because he starts ragging on any podcast where comedians are on it. And this is a little bit of a longer clip, but this is great, because he starts doing an impression of what he thinks these podcasts sound like.

They're probably out there. I don't know what they are. I don't know what he's talking about. Maybe you do, but listen to this. He is so disrespectful to comedians. I swear, man, if I have to hear another comedian and their stupid podcast is babbling and babbling and babbling. Oh my God, I never realized that,

that mean you were friends. Oh my God, tell me about your experience in the comedy clubs. Do you have to hear of story about a comedy owner or being ripped off or you want to talk about a Heckler something that happened to you while you're doing stand up Let's talk about the Kondo and how you had a live for the weekend with strangers. Shut up, you're not interesting.

The best part about that at the very end there, we're talking about the condo living with strangers. You just had Tammy Pescatelion a month ago, and I played the clip where they were talking about her living in a condo like, oh, this is your show. Tell me about the condo. What is he talking about? I don't hear a lot of podcasts where they're talking about the life of a standup comedian. Maybe I'm missing that. All right. Now I'm glad I heard that because now I feel better about this whole operation. I knew you know, I was like, but you know, that's kind of funny thing about OP, like before he blocked

me on Twitter. He used to kind of, I would try and get his attention by kind of saying stuff like, you know, like, OP, this is what's really happening here. Like, you know what I mean? I was like, these people are making fun of you. They're not your friends or something like that, right? And one time he was like shitting all over comedians. And I was like, I was like, oh, pay, I was like comedians will say anything to you, like to get, you know, like when you're when you're the host of a popular

radio show, I'm like, comedians will say anything to make you laugh to what they say in the room, they don't really mean. And he's like, exactly, exactly, he retweeted me. He wrote exactly. And then he wrote, and who the fuck are you to me? I'm like, oh great. So it's just like a little dig mixed in with the You have he didn't get it. He wasn't understanding. He was picking up a church place What you're putting down and he had to say and by the way, I don't even know the fuck you are like Yeah, like always throws in that dig at the end, right? But I actually completely understand what that whole thing will not understand.

But I think I know what he's saying is like, he hates the comedians. He hates Anthony because it's like everyone was like, you don't need those guys to do a show. Opie. Like, you don't need those dudes. You're the interesting one. And now it's been like years of him doing a show alone. And it's like, no, you need those comedians.

You need like Anthony. Well, you've summed it up perfectly because he goes on to explain that comedians are not interesting and that's why they're podcasts. I just have a couple more clips within this package that I have to get through because you're gonna be blown away by us. Oh my God, I hung out with so many comedians

and I'm like, oh my God, your whole life is just making fun of everything around you and you don't have a hot, you don't do anything. You don't do anything, you're just scratching your body and counting down the hours until you get on a stage again. That is it. That's why they're not interesting when it comes to podcasts.

So I do want to point something out, and I realize this is not what he's talking about, but I was just listening to Tim Dylan on Joe Rogan's podcast this morning that just came out. And they're the two most interesting people you'll ever hear talk about any subject, and they're both stand-up comedians. Oh, and I do know the exception,

but what the fuck is he talking about? Stand-up, so have any hobbies. Don't do anything. Joe Rogan has a thousand hobbies. Yeah. I have a lot of hobbies. I have every, in fact, one of the main things comedians say is that it's so hard to talk to regular people when you hang out with comedians all the time because comedians are so

interesting. The words they say are usually like not bullshit. You know, it's like if a comedian you've never met will come in and be like, man, I've masturbated four times today. My wife is leaving me. I'm broke. You know what I mean? It's like comedians are just full of honesty all the time. I just want to wrap up this conversation about comedians. Let's figure out why he's so angry at comedians because it seems weird that he thinks that they can't have a conversation. Well, he's interesting. It's like exactly what you said, though. It's because since podcasting came out, it started with like the comedians.

Like, you know, podcasting now is its own art form. There's so much stuff happening, but at the beginning, it was like Mark Marin, Joe Rogan, Greg Fitzsimmons. Like there were not a lot of podcasts at the beginning that weren't just two comedians like chitchatting. I mean, it took Rogan like a year to even start having non-comedians on. Right. And that was sort of the birth of it and that was what everyone loves. And the truth is, he's kind of right in a sense, every comedian on Earth has a podcast, especially since COVID, like everyone has a repot cast.

Yeah, I mean, I have two technically. I have won that like has been stagnant for a year. And I have the one I do on YouTube, you want to, I mean, YouTube, that's even sadder than iTunes when it comes to like people not listening, but it's, but it's still so I could see him saying that, but it must grind his gears that like Bill Burr talking for an hour is like doing the same numbers, if not better numbers, than the O and A show used to do. And Rogan and all these other guys who who I think he feels like he broke them.

You know, he's like, it wasn't all those hours in the clubs. It wasn't all that traveling and all those specials and all that hard work those guys did. It was the, you know, appearances. You just, you just set up another package that I have. But before I get into that, this is the final thing that I want to play that shows why he saw resentful of comedians. You say package a lot, bro.

I'm just saying. All right. Sorry. Brilliant observation. And then if you're in a room with more than one comic, then the whole thing becomes who is the funniest in the room. It's exhausting. And we all know I'm never the funniest in the room.

So that's really what this is about. Wow. That was like, if I was a therapist, I would have just written down a big note. I'm taking out my therapist pattern, I'm underlining things because that is like, basically what is happening right there. That's the entire crux of the entire thing is like, I'm not the funniest guy in the room on a comedy radio show.

People, he's like, his whole thing is, it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me, and it's like, clearly, it still bothers you all these years later. It bothers him so much that he's ragging on podcast. No one even knows these, I mean, I'm guessing he's talking about Bob Kelly and Bill Burris. Probably talking about the guys who used to do his show

all the time, not his podcast, but it's crazy how pissed off he is about these people's podcasts. I'm sure he hates the Legion of Skanks. I think I think that's it. I was thinking like when I was listening to it, I'm like, I bet that's who he's talking about right there. It's like, he goes a lot like the OP&A Anthony show.

It's like, it's like, yeah, man, you did something that inspired people to continue on. Like Joe Rogan constantly says, hold on a second. This is not true because Opie's version of when Opie and Anthony was OP show, they were shoving things into women's vaginas. Like, that's what the show was. It wasn't true. That became like a problem.

And radio stations were like, you can't have naked girls and you're getting shit shoved into their vaginas and rectums. It wasn't until that happened that all the sudden Jim Norton started inviting his buddies on and it turned into comedians sitting around shooting the shit and being hilarious. Oh, we didn't invent that. That's what comedians do.

Well, Anthony even before Jim, right? It was Anthony and Jimmy. So, yeah, but I guess what I meant was you're a part of something that's like, you know, he sees his name is right there. The first one, OP and Anthony show. Oh, I'm sure we'll take credit for it. I just want to correct you. It's like, you should, you should have credit for it.

That's all. But I think I'm sure he hears, you know, all these, he hears Rogan say stuff like, oh, yeah, I was inspired by that. And then you get, and then you get him at home like, well, if you're so inspired by it, why won't you do my show? You know what I mean? And then it's like, well, because obviously he likes Anthony Moore. It's just, it's like really obvious.

Now probably happen backstay is probably like behind the scene shit, you know? Let's talk about unfunny opias. Even his brother is unfunny. Somebody Jimmy Kay sent me a tweet that Darren Elmo Hughes put out listen to this uh knee slapper putt Putin is claiming Russia developed a coronavirus vaccine really that's like buying a box of condoms from the half off bin at the dollar store oh boy can you explain can you explain that one to me? What the fuck? Did that get a retweet from the OBSER? I hope so. I can bro bro bro. Wait,

do I show this to my followers man? There you are. Gotta love it. The pod squad's gonna eat this up. The pod squad. Do you know about the pod squad? No, is that what he calls it? It's his Facebook group. So what's weird? Like his podcast sounds like a live stream where like there's no video, but like, you know, when you watch a live stream like on like Instagram or something, like a live Instagram live, you can see the chat. You can see the chat. Yep. So you're like, and even that is really hard to watch. Like if I'm watching like some guy and like, you know, the Patriots, like, it's like

a wide receiver. He's like, yo, what's up? I'm answering questions. It's just all this bullshit and, you know, you can't watch it. So that's hard to watch. So that's Opie's. He's just, so he'll, even if he gets on a good rant, he'll just stop and be like, yo, why is this guy want to talk about Philly?

Why is he want to talk about the Philly crew? I don't have time to talk about that. Like you just stop. You keep setting me up. You're talking too much because you're setting me up for like 80 clips like I get to But what you just said listen to this he actually gets upset with someone because he's in the middle talking about something and Someone puts a note in the chat and then this the blasio Give me a minute will you please this the blasio? He's by himself People I'm talking about the blasio give me a minute like dude see like that's what I'm saying.

It's fine. Not only not only does Opie miss like doing the show and being with the guys but he also misses being mean to underlings. And that's like that's what that's what I think he's like he misses that a little bit.

So give me a minute here. Come on. Let's go. He misses having like a group of guys he can be. He says this. I used to be a big radio star and now I'm using my body to block the wind so I could talk to you guys for a few minutes on Facebook live. I mean a lot of you meet a lot of guys like that and stand up. You know what I mean?

Like, that's another reason why I think I get such a kick out of OBS because he's like, there's so many of these dudes who, uh, who they, they say that. I mean, there's guys who have that written into their act, you know, I used to open for Andrew Dice, Clay and Las Vegas in front of thousands of people, but it's great to be here tonight at this VFW hall. All right, come on. We used to have a comedy club here in Rochester that was in a strip mall and every single comedian the first day be like, you know, you really made it

when you're playing a strip mall outside of Rochester. Yeah, it's like we get it into every. Yeah, good one. Yeah, and it's like, that's kind of like that vibe. And it's another way to just remind people like I used to do cool shit Correct. By the way, the reason why I have a hundred people watching me on Facebook lives I used to be a big radio star. We know we know Yeah, and it's like most of these people are here because they were just

Really just want you to get back and do like a few 10 episodes with Anthony That's what really everyone wants, You know, like get those guys back together, do 10 episodes, who knows what would happen. I imagine it would just be like some sort of like mini series of a mental breakdown. Or like, it'd be like that some kind of monster, like with Mattel. Yeah, I'm just embarrassing.

I think never just about it. Yeah. No, well, honestly, I remember back when Opie would call in sick or he wasn't on the show and it would just be Anthony and Jim and those were the best episodes. We just want Ant and Jim to get back together. We don't care what Opie does. Yeah.

You just drag it down anyway. There was some time. So like the one, I mean, when Ant left the show or was not really left but was like kind of forced to, but it was like those, there was something new to like about the show which was how awkward it just was between Jimmy and O.B. like all the time and some days Jimmy would just be like, oh, whatever, I like this game, I'm going to make the best of it and then other days you could tell he was just like regretting it through his teeth the entire show that he had to do this.

I honestly didn't make it very long. After Anthony laughed, I canceled serious. It was like, oh, it was pretty weird. It was weird. So, Opie's talking about, and this is a long conversation, I'm not going to play any of it, but he's talking about how he puts something on on Twitter about Trump to get people talking and then he gets all fostered because somebody trolls him and this is him talking about what the person said to him and this is the that package I was talking about earlier will you know that package. You know this package.

If you have a Harry package, don't forget the lawnmower 3.0. All right, here we go. And I'll talk about Kamala Harris for a minute two here, just so we're fair. But anyway, so kind of made those points on Twitter and a guy like just attacks. Excuse me, and he's a troll. He obviously just made the account first thing in the morning, like who the fuck does that?

First thing in the morning, time to make a fake troll account to attack me or whoever else out there. There's a lot of these type of people. And he goes, that's why you don't have friends. I'm like, oh my God, that's fucking creepy. So the guy tells us, this is why you don't have friends. And this set off will be so much that he talked about it

for a good seven, eight minute straight. He likes. At his podcast. Which is something that you should just brush off immediately. There's some guy with zero followers, and such, and this is why you don't have fries. That wouldn't stop me in my tracks, and I'll go, whatever, cares.

Yeah, like if that gets to you, like it's time to delete Twitter. You don't even have to sign it. Right, don't even mess around on it. It's not for you. But just to devil's advocate, if you, he probably needs or really likes reading praise about himself. So like he, so like you can't, you can't not have that.

You know how he know he loves that? He retweets every single one of them. Anytime someone says anything remotely complimentary, he will retweet it. No doubt. I do notice that a lot. So his comeback, his comeback to, you don't have any friends is this.

You don't even know who, you don't even know me. This is the same comeback, every pregnant 13 year old on Mori users. This is his comeback. You don't even know me, man. And then he explains why people would have this thought that he doesn't have any friends and he's spot-out. And it's well known that there were a bunch of people

that I used to work with and public figures. There's definitely a little group. I would call it a little group of people that I'm not friends with anymore. No, it's not that you, there's all those people who used to work with you, you're not friends with anymore. It's that they openly hate you. Like they openly come out, when I did my first review of OP radio and bash them, I was getting notes

from ex producers that hadn't worked with them for 20 years who were like, you are spot on this guy's a fucking asshole. Like this is just a universally thought notion that OP is a dead shot. I get a lot of those when I do the brother man videos, I get a lot of like secret texts from like some, some pretty big names to sometimes is it like people like want to remain in that is like by the way just see it now keep doing

this I fucking love it yeah yeah yeah I love it like yeah like we're all in the we're all in the green room laughing at this right now so this is why people think he has no friends we're all in the condo we're all in the condo just laughing right now. We're in our reduce. We're the condos. We're the strangers. But this is why people think he has no friends because they watch these other shows like Bob Kelly show, like Chip Chipperson, Anthony Kumia, all these guys you used to do the

show together are still doing shows together. They're all friends. They enjoy each other. They do it. And like, been through hell too. Like if Rich Vos can still be friends with everybody. Yeah, everything he's been through Like you know, it's it's true It's it's actually kind of funny the more I'm thinking about it

Well as we've been talking I'm like, how did the guy that thought Who once thought it was funny to step on a homeless guy's cake and it was kind of funny How did he think how did he think that was funny? How did he become this? How did he become so thin skinned? How did he become so sensitive? Well, he's always been sensitive. I know, but I think it was like, I honestly think it was he thought that Anthony, I think when Anthony, you know, got fired, he thought like, this is it. Now I'm going to prove to everyone that like, I'm the show and like, it's gonna be better without him. Yeah, he wanted to do that anyway. He wanted to move away from Anthony

because he was getting tired of all the political talk and racial conversations. So, nobody was already in that mindset like, I gotta do my own thing. I'm the talent here. What am I doing? Exactly. And then when it was worse and when people were like

sending in hate mail, he just, he just dissolved until like, this is how you know that he's a scumbag. And you were talking earlier about how he thought that he made all those comedians. Like he thinks that he own stake in Joe Rogan's success. Yeah, like Joe Rogan really owes him. Yeah. I mean, that's the vibe you get. Yeah. He barely, he almost says that all the time. Well, listen to this guy.

Listen to this clip. This is how you know this guy is a shithead. And I question if I ever were friends with him because I really feel like they were friendly towards me because I sat in a powerful seat and I could do a lot of things for them in their careers. And then when I lost that seat and I lost my power, thus then why I'm doing a Facebook live

for about a hundred people right now, those people went away. So he thought he was a kingmaker. I see, see that bothers me on a very deep level. Me too. Because it's like, no, but it's like also like OPI. How many people did you have on your show? And like, do you think about them?

Like, everyone is doing a job there. Like, you go on radio shows to promote yourself and to promote your career. And you usually do it for free. So they get a little bit of, like, a comedian on their show and they get a little entertainment. It's like, everyone gets something out of the deal. Right.

And for him to say something like that is kind of like, it's like, dude, do you think about all those people that you just used along your like, like, like the, you know, they had chicks up there. They were throwing stuff at them and stuff. It's like, if one of those chicks out there going like, I made oak who he is. And he never talks about how he threw Bologna at my ass. Right. I actually hate to say it. I have another package about that as well. Wow, I know. You're just, you're predicting the future over here.

But before I do that, I want to wrap up the, I have no friends segment of our show. And this is the funniest part of all of us. And then it's spon by the haters that I have no friends. And I, I, I try to explain this on Twitter this morning. I'm like, look, I have plenty of friends that are still public figures By the way, but they ignored that part of it. I could give you a whole fucking list All right, I'm putting it out there right now. I want the list of your friends. You said you can put together a list

I want to see this list. I need to know who your friends are I could give you a whole fucking Imagine being that Concerned about a tweet that you're like you think I don't be for that put together a whole list of people who are my friends like Have I had sex I've had sex that sex with so many women. I'll make a list of all the women I've had sex with she's like it's in seventh grade style. No guys. All girls. All right.

So I want to get into the stuff that you were talking about. How he used to deal. Well, how he turned chicks in entertainment on his show back in the day. And that was really his strong suit. That's what he was really good at. Well, I mean, it's a stern like copycat thing. Correct. Correct.

So Opie's talking about how he had a daughter and the daughter freaked him out. And then I just started staring at every guy. You're all fucking pigs. I know. I thought I was a pig. I was respectful. Opie says he was not a pig.

Oh, guys are pigs. But he was respectful. Oh, not that I was a pig. I was respectful. Oh, he says he was not a, oh, guys are pigs. Oh, not that I was a pig. Yeah. See, wow. So, you know, I hate to say it. He's turned into his mom. He always talks about his mom and how she just didn't, like she rewrote history and her own mind all the time. I mean, come on, dude, you were literally a shock, jock. It was what they called you for years. Well, thankfully the people in the chat hold him to task on this, because he talks about being a feminist, which I'm not even joking about.

And then he does go through some of the things that he used to do. We, there was a time on the Opian Anthony show. I think this was even before satellite radio. We were able to do so much more with women. We did many things with girls and their vaginas. Yeah. Alright, let's talk about what some of those things are. If you really interested to hear that, we built a heat shield and we put a bottle rocket in

her vagina and we lit it and it flew down the hallway and exploded. Yes, that's what we did. The golden era of radio. I can't even tell if he's happy. I can't even tell if he's kidding or being sarcastic. He's not. He's like, I mean, he started with a, I was concerned about having a daughter because I think guys are pigs and I'm a feminist and then it turned into him reliving his glory days and he starts getting really excited about these stories. Here's another one. And then we also proceeded to see if a cell phone

would ring inside of a vagina. And that was the days when the cell phones were a bit larger. Larger, excuse me. So we had to find a special lady. And I believe we couldn't get the cell phone to ring, but I'm not really sure I don't remember fully. All right, Opie, what else did you do with women back in the day? Then we had a lady that made a lot of money at bachelor parties. She, she called us up and said she could throw things from her vagina. And I'm like, come on. So she came down with eggs and ping pong gunmas. And

she had this hip motion where she would place stuff in her vagina. And of course, we made her, you know, get completely naked because it was very important for the radio show. And then she would do this hip move and these things would go flying out of her vagina. And then we would try to hit him with with the wall bats and what not. And then we had a catcher mitt and we would catch him. And so we got that done. He says the word vagina like a Catholic nun, you know, just shine. Oh, shine.

It's really hard to tell like I was I was literally listening. I'm like, is he shitting on himself for his old like, you know, machismo or is he just reliving the golden days? I can't even tell like what he's doing right now. He's so proud of himself because I'm not joking. While he's telling these stories, there are people in the chat who didn't know these things. And he's like, wow, freaking people are right now. You guys don't know about the golden era of ONA. It's like, oh, you can't have it both ways. You can't talk about how woke and how amazing you are now,

how you don't care about open Anthony and you're moving on. And then relive the things that you did enjoy about opening Anthony, which was exploiting checks with low self-esteem and daddy issues. Sorry, Vic, I wasn't talking. The ones see, I thought he was like, when he said, for the radio, we did all these visual jokes on radio.

I think that was an unintentional joke. Right, right, we made it, we made it get naked. Well, because we're showvonists, and that's just what we did. There was no reason for it but this is the best is where he talks about becoming a feminist. I'm like you know what you're right and at that moment I became a feminist and I started studying women and supporting women he's not saying that as a joke either.

He gets really into how he's a feminist now, and that talks about hitting a ping pong ball because I don't have a woman's vagina with a wipple ball bat. I hate to when guys say that too, like, about, I don't have any kids, but I hate to when guys say like, yeah, when I had my daughter, I just started thinking about how everyone's gonna be trying to fuck this kid of mine. I'm like, what the hell is wrong with you? Why is that your first thought? Yeah, just kidding.

You know, like, where are you about that in 17, 15 years? I don't know, like, where are you about it later? Or you'll walk out and you'll be in lesbian. Which is what I'm doing. I have to worry about it. Right, she starts bringing home all over girlfriends when she's 16, 17 years old. Alright, maybe I need to cut some of this stuff out. I don't want one thing I hope, one thing I hope is that my daughter grows up to go on radio shows where she sticks cell phones up or a coach and gets a couple of tax.

She's actually able to type out whole paragraphs while the phone is in her vagina. She's got the amazing. She can hate tweet me from her vagina. She's got this amazing. She can hate tweet me from her vagina. It's amazing. This is the bus. He's talking about cancel culture. And it's so funny that he's worried about what he's going to say out is his Facebook live stream. And then I got to be really careful because of cancel culture. Oh, be good news. You don't have to be careful. You don't have a job. You don't have a job.

You don't have a job. What are people going to cancel you from? What is he talking about? Cancer culture? Oh, God. They would have to cancel OP. They'd have to be like, they'd have to spend 10 minutes reminding everyone who OP is before they spent two minutes

canceling him. It's, and it also is funny when you said that, I was like, is he trying to cancel himself right now? Cause it sounds like he's just bringing up every bad thing he ever did on the radio. That would be like, you know, considered sexist nowadays. Um, I don't think he's aware enough that I mean, I was all being facetious.

I know. I know he's not really trying to. I don't think he even knew that. I'm sorry. He's just, he's just pontificating into this Zoom H4N. Well, he carries around. I think this is interesting because he, he talks about this a lot and well, I'm glad that you go deep with OP because you know that over the years, OP has explained that he's

happy now, but he wasn't before. And then you find out that when he said he was happy, actually wasn't, but now he is. And then you find out that he wasn't happy. Any of those times, but now he really is happy. I don't know if you've recognized this pattern. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All that stuff I said before was a lie, but this is the truth.

Right, so this is him talking about how much he enjoys talking to a hundred people. And I don't know, in a weird way, I talked to a little over 100 people on average in this room at any given time. And I had probably more fun right now than I did the last whole bunch of years on the Open Anthony show.

I enjoyed this more. That's what he always says. How much he's enjoying himself. I really enjoyed talking know 100 people. Well, yeah, the pressure's off. If you have no talent and you're a fraud and you have to get out a radio show for three hours a day and try to entertain people,

I can see that being a lot of pressure. I can see that giving you a little bit of anxiety, possibly. Yeah, it's kind of like a lot of people talk about what they would do if they had so much money that they didn't need to do anything anymore. Like, Opie's really doing that. He's like, I'm gonna do a Facebook show where I shit on everything I don't like

and everyone has ever done anything wrong to me. And I don't even care if it's good because what are they gonna do? You know, fire me, I'm a millionaire. That's pretty much it. He's just, like, he's embarrassing himself. The one thing I wouldn't do if I had fuck you money is embarrass myself by the internet.

I don't do it that. So I don't know why I would do it that. It's like he missed being trolled. It's like he's like, I need to give people a reason to shit on me. I'll do it. I'll do it. I really, whether he puts these shelves out

because there's so much to talk about. This is more about how he used to not be happy. I mean, the fact is that when I was a big radio star and I was in a state-of-the-art studio, I don't know how happy I actually was. That's kind of on you, Ope. Yeah. I mean, that's the time to enjoy your life when you're on the top of the mountain in a state-of-the-art

studio making millions of dollars. Yeah, and like, what was so much worse about that than talking into your cell phone, like, and reading, you know, a hundred comments. That's very nice, but it's like, come on, man, you used to have like the mayor of New York call in every time something happened. You know what I mean? Like it was like, they were, they were like, movers and and shakers. Well, I sound like I sound like a movers and shakers.

Well, you must be at the industry. You know all the slang. These guys are big. They had juice. They had juice. Yeah. You want to the slang. These guys are big things happening. Juice, the juice. Yeah. You want to move a sip over there. All right.

So this is him explaining how many people are watching him on Facebook live. This is fascinating. This is peering into a person who is losing their mind. You see 151 people in the room. Nice. Let's talk about how many people in there. Up, it just dropped down to 147 my friends

Nope, now we're back up to 152 my god God, but what's wrong with people? They got a dd now. It's 155 Now I didn't like the last two words. He said so I'm getting out of here. Yeah, but maybe he's saying something really interesting again I'm gonna go back in the room and check that out. Ah, that wasn't that great. That rant was just, okay, I'm gonna go check out another podcast. Yeah, but I don't know he's still live and he's fucking nuts.

He could say something really, really fucking stupid. So I think I'm gonna go check it out a little more. I think he's right out of thing to talk about. Yeah, he sounds like a, it sounds like, you know, it's really hard to do a podcast all by yourself You know, I did one for a long time and I was like, okay, this is good billbirds one the only guys Who's that talented to like pull it off, you know, it's really really hard to do Tim Dylan is amazing Yeah, but even he doesn't have like he's got a guy sitting there that he can kind of bounce stuff off of I think a little bit

Yeah, but like at least a presence right? But like yeah, I mean Tim. Yeah. But like at least a presence, right? But like, yeah, I mean, Tim Dylan's just doing like the gods. He's like the god of comedy right now. I mean, he's like a man for this moment. It's not there's no one better. I agree. And that's what I wanted to be listening to this morning was him with Joe Rogan, but I said I've listened to fucking OP talk about the 152 people. Now there's 155 147. What just happened? What did I do? What did I say? You're saying it's like it's like it's like he could watch a clock and be like oh my god It's 12 now it's 12.02. When is this gonna stop?

12.02 30 seconds. Oh my god Now it's day just yesterday was Friday. What's going on around here? But I want I want you to be aware that he's very happy with how things are going on his podcast now. My life has been pretty damn good lately. Things are going in the right direction. I'm very, very happy with the podcast. Why?

Why would he be happy with the podcast? He's lost two of his friends who used to co-host with him. One of them was actually funny. He's now just talking on Facebook live for 120 people. And he has to exclaim that he's happy with how the podcast is going. Where are your expectations? Raise your expectations, Alphe.

You should be trying hard or in doing better. And where is he even doing this from the beach? Is that where he is? Yeah, he stands out on the beach and it's windy and it's obnoxious. I want to hear the podcast that's done by like the woman who's like, there's a guy who stands outside my house every night and records into his chest. I'm watching him.

He's weird. He has red hair. He seems angry. Yes. You know his neighbors all think he's a lunatic. Oh, yeah. Carl, give me 35 more seconds to pee. I've drank a lot of water today. Okay Okay buddy. I'll be right back. Sounds good

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It's the precision engineer tools for your family jewels. No, I end up using them on my face because I can get a nice smooth line. Yes, I encourage that. I say shave your balls and then just shave your face, shave your head. Shave your nose hair. And all that chicks you meet can smell your balls. You're getting for a kiss. I shove it right up my nose.

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why has he always got a pee? What's this bladder like? What's going on? I find it a little bit annoying because I know that you don't drink anymore and I do and I'm not peeing as much as you. No, I will see. But you know, I got dehydrated car. I got dehydrated last night. I've been drinking a lot of water today to try and get my hydration back. I'm making the big news with Opie and the reason why he put out an episode where shit just got real, it's called,

is because his sister's husband, his brother-in-law, has coronavirus. And he talks about this. But now he's dealing with a cough, which scares the fuck out of all of us, and he's also dealing with body aches. And he says he feels better but we're checking in on him like three or four times a day.

He's checking in three or four times. Honey, who's that calling? That's Greg again. Can you tell him I died? Why is he calling here? I'm calling body aches. I mean, he's not going to die, hopefully. You know what I mean?

It's like, what do you, uh, and I also like that, that obvious lie. It's like, yeah, someone is checking on him. I hear about it when my wife brings it up. Three or more times a day. How obnoxious is that? Yeah, that's unbelievable. Are you dead yet?

Are you dead yet? Now are you dead? You think you're gonna die? Should I come over? Should I watch you die? She says. I don't wanna come over because then I'll get corona, but I do wanna know what's going on. So I wanna bother you, but I think you're gonna die. Shack him over. I'm sorry. I want you die. She's yeah I don't want to come over because then I'll get Corona, but I do want to know what's going on So I want to bother you but I'll be there. Just watch through the window as you die

Hope he's got it in his answer. Oh God. It's his brother-in-law. He said yes his brother-in-law So it's probably like someone younger than him That's probably why he's freaked out about it because opi's kind of a hypo right? He doesn't want to get it himself He's very close eye on him. He said, we're taking it real seriously in our household. It's taking it real seriously. So no friends, no friends coming over. Dude, that's so funny. Vic Henley invited himself over because Vic stuck in the city. So

he invited himself out to the Hamptons and O OP said, no dice, Vic, you're not coming here. And then two days later, Vic had Lee died. It's what I was just going to say. They can't be denied. Right. That's funny, right? For the chris. They can't be denied. It's funny, right? I could be wrong. So, so he's got, I don't know if you know,, but Opie's got a, I don't know him super well, but I honest to God. I know I I wasn't a huge fan of him on the show, but I was a fan of his standup and I didn't know him, but everyone says he was a great guy. I'm sure he was, I'm sure he was very, yes. Everybody says now. Let's get back to shit on the living. Yes, that sounds good. At least he can defend himself for a vacate even defend himself from

my rants anymore. All right, this is OP's new sponsor. It's some type of tobacco product. It's very confusing. I'm not sure what it is, but I just thought this was hilarious. I got a new sponsor. God, I love Lucy nicotine. Love these guys. It's Lucy dot C. Oh L.U.S.Y. dot C. Oh, L.U.S.S.Y. is that how you spell Lucy? L.U.S.Y. That's how you get a sponsor I got shocked he has one. I'm like yeah I'm so suspicious whether even has real sponsors or if you just does add reads that I guess he might be like my new sponsor

Coca-Cola sponsors or if he just does ad reads and I guess he like my new sponsor coca-cola They got some great stuff So I just want to point out if it really was lusy.co that would be the world's worst domain It doesn't make any sense. It's not it's lucy Why because that's how you spell Lucy. Yeah, so you got it wrong. He got the domain wrong I'm the first to Android for it like you fucking moron You got it wrong. He got the domain wrong and the first Android for it, like you fucking boron. Damn.

Imagine like, imagine setting like some weird money to OP or like Venmoing OP, you're like, I'm not sure if this is a good ad or not. And everyone's like, come on man, OP and if the needs can be great. Then he just messes it up first thing. Yeah, I'm right, exactly.

You're like, man, I was waiting for this. How many letters does he have over a hundred? I mean, come on, let's just give him some money and see what happens. And what's funny to me is that OP clearly doesn't need the money to like have a hundred. I mean, come on, let's just give him some money and see what happens. And what's funny to me is that Opie clearly doesn't need the money to like have a sponsor. He could put the show out himself like very easily. So he doesn't need a sponsor. So I wonder if he just has the sponsor just to make him just to do the reads and make himself feel like he's doing a radio show. I'm sure. I mean, I do know what you mean. That's that's my theory.

I'm sure. I do know what you mean. That's that's my theory. I think that's what it is. He's so he's he's like I remember he hated podcasting like when it started, you know, I mean he was one of those guys who was like podcasting's lame. It's never gonna take off. They're trying to be like, Oh, you know, I mean and and he just hates being wrong. Well, that's too bad because it happens a lot. Yeah. It happens a lot. I just have a couple more things that I want to play because I just find this so funny. Oh, we started to get political and the political talk is mind-boggling. This is one of the most racist things anyone's ever said he's talking about the reason why Obama became our first president. And I just find this insulting to everyone involved. So even with Obama, I mean, very carefully becomes the first black president. And he was just the right tone.

He's talking about the shade, the shade of his skin. He was just the right tone to get elected. Like, well, he's also really charismatic and like a boy. And he was really good speaking. Maybe the greatest public speaker, like since Kennedy. Yeah, like and and, and, and opi thought is, well, if he was a little bit darker, he never would have gotten voted. I'm like, Oh, is that what you think? Is that how it? Is that right?

Right. That's insane. That's a big one. Maybe of all the things we've heard on this show today, that is the most revealing to be like, I agree. I never once thought about how dark Obama's skin color is. I don't know why that's relevant in any way. It's just I do remember, Opie, always likes to try and please everybody all at once. Like he tries to say something that the Trump people are gonna like. And then, and then he realizes like he went too far. So then he says something that the Obama people are gonna like. And he tries to like sprinkle it all over the place.

So he can always be like, what are you saying? I'm on your side. Come on. You know what I mean? But this is going on more so now than it ever has before. He's constantly talking about how he's a centrist. And he doesn't like Trump, but he also doesn't like Biden. And he's not talking about how he's a centrist and he doesn't like Trump, but he also doesn't like Biden and he's not sure about Harris and he's got all these ridiculous views.

If you're like, I was talking to Anthony, I was on the Anthony show on Thursday and that was a lot of fun. We played some Opie clips. We played some Southern giant clips and Anthony was like, I was telling him how he's declared he's a centrist now and he's like, you can't be a centrist if you're a broadcaster. That's the most boring point of view you could possibly have. You got to have like a take on shit. Well, I'm like, where is anyone listening to you? Yeah, it's just, I don't know. It's, he's, he's always kind of been that way.

And I, I remember when Trump was running, he was one of the first guys to be like, it's never gonna happen, it's never gonna happen. But why won't he come on the show? Like, what the, the year he is like, as soon as Trump started to get a little serious, he was like, he used to do our show all the time, you know? Yeah, well it's, it's interesting

because Donald Trump Jr used to do their show all the time too. And he's still doing Anthony Kumio show, he was just that last week. So I know how that works. I mean, obviously it's all right there, right? So this is just wrapping up the reason why I have, sorry, interrupt you, but the reason why I have so much deference for Opie is because I don't have a personal

relationship with him. Like all the people, all the people that know him aren't afraid to shit on him. But I don't know in that well. So I'm always like, I just want to, you know, sometimes be like, I don't think I'm better than Opie'm always like I just want to you know sometimes be like I don't think I'm Better than Opie. I think you're better than Opie. I mean I was gonna say in some way. I think I'm funnier I think I'm funnier definitely for you're a better broadcaster. I could tell just from the last I'm out

Carl. Oh, Carl baby If you had a vagina, I'd fuck it All right, that's another thing I would have to pull out as an ISO That's really funny All right, so this is the thing after he talks about Obama because he's talking about Biden grabbing Harris as his running mate And he's like I think it's annoying that we can't vote for the VP and Then he says this if Joe Biden picked one to psychs, this country would fucking lose their minds.

And he's saying that as if it's because one to psychs is a certain darkness. Darkness. Yeah. She's an annoying cunt. Why would he stand up comedian? She's an unfoddy stand up comedian. If one to psychs was the VP, I would definitely find out that he was their skin color. She's obnoxious.

I love how much he cracked himself up with that one too. He was like, ah say like one to say he used to be weird around Patrice O'Neil too. Oh, you would talk with Patrice as I'm as opposed to Jimmy. There's a lot of people who do that. I love black Opie when like he'd be like yo Patrice Stone. You know, you know. So embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for Opie.

It's not even happening right now. There are. I know. I know. I know. So embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for Opie. It's not even happening right now. There are. I exactly.

It's true, right? My face is turning red because I feel bad for Opie. He's so embarrassing. So what in the chat has a problem with the word black scent. You never heard that one before. I think that's a great one. I like to make it up. Yeah.

Don't pay attention to the people. No, hold on a second. Hold on a second. There's a guy in the chair. Now there's 147. A minute ago, there was 146. Can I guess I would give it a running tally and how many people are in the discord please?

Closet confidence. I see you. All right. This is Opie explaining that he's not a fan of me personally. But I don't respect people that have to try to knock me completely down and that's what makes them happy. Just go off and listen to what you like and that's it. Simple as that.

I want to listen to what I like. I wish I was funny by type listening to what I like. That is right at you, Carl. Yes, right at you. Yeah, pretty much. Kind of sums up my own gimmick over here. My whole shick. Oh, by the way, when he was talking earlier

about how all these podcasts rip off their format, we actually literally do rip off their format. This is Jack Dover. Yeah. I forgot to make that point. Where? Oh, yeah, that's I got the other shows are like that's just comedian I said what they do they get together and shoot the shit. We're like literally taking their bet and making it a podcast Yeah, I mean, that's and it was one of their best bits and everyone loved it too You know, it's bad and also I'm sorry though

But it's like if you're part of one of the most influential radio shows of all time You don't get to complain about being influential. It's like, you know, it's like people. That's a really good point. He's complaining. Instead of saying, this is great. Now there's all these shows, all these funny people doing this format. It is, yeah, that is kind of like, I mean,

I've seen Anthony, I've seen people come up to him and tell him, like, dude, you know, you mean, I've seen Anthony, I've seen people come up to him and tell him, like, dude, you know, like you mean so much to my life, like I got into radio because of you, or I got into it. And he's like, so, you know, and Anthony would be the guy you might be afraid to go up to and say that too,

because like he's so funny on a show and can be so brutal, but he's super nice to everyone who says that to him, you know what I mean? He's like, thanks, we had some great times, like I'm just glad people like it, I'm glad people still listen. He's just such a gentleman about the whole thing. Yeah. It's kind of like just the normal way to react to people enjoying what you've done and complimenting you. Yeah. It's actually like a great thing.

Yeah. Right. And they were sort of, I think they were kind of underappreciated in their time. Like they were appreciated by their own fans, but a lot of the like younger comedians now, like guys in their 20s and like like early 20s, they're, they're listening to ONA on YouTube and they can't believe how fucking funny it is, but they're tuning in because of Burr and Patrice and and WATP. I mean, obviously, we're the ones 30 people on the O&A. Yeah, I mean, it's like, I mean, I would never say that, but that's what people are saying.

I would never take credit. That's what people are telling me. Well, it's how we feel. I'm sure we are in their lives. People stop me on the street. Yeah, they're like, they never just say like, Hey, man, you're like the, you're like the Opie. Some of me, you know, that, you're like the OP to me.

That would be such a dick thing to say. Smack the other face. What would you, can I have a question for you? What would you do? You're coming out of Starbucks. Like you're just, you're walking through Manhattan and you got to take a piss. And you, you know, you go into a Starbucks and you, it's that solo bathroom. You're in there, you had pee, you're washing your hands, and you open the door,

and the next person waiting for the bathroom is Greg Opequus. What do you do in that moment? I would literally say, what's up, Ope, and keep walking? Because I don't have hatred for him. I wanted to keep doing the podcast, and it feeds me a lot of great content, and we treat everything like a roast. If he wanted to have a conversation,

I would tell him he's never acknowledged us, which is probably a smart move, but I would tell him, dude, if you think we suck, then hammer us back. Anytime someone makes fun of me back, I always played on the show. I love it. Yeah. I encourage. Yeah, I think that. But would you would you like say like when would you like geek out a little bit and be like, Oh, oh, my God, like it's you you like no, would you know nothing like that? I know because so we're here in Rochester. I went and saw Jim Norton perform years ago back when open Anthony was still Going strong and of course opus here because brother weez is here So he likes making the trip to Rochester. So he was standing right there

I was standing right next to him and I had nothing I to, I'd rather talk to Club So to Kenny. I'm like, oh, there's Club So to Kenny, let's go talk to him. I know, I did get, I've gotten Star Strike from Club So to Kenny before. He's much more interesting, by the way, that was OP's driver. He's much more interesting than OP. To be an interesting guy, I saw him backstage somewhere, not, I didn't expect to see him, you know, and I was like, oh my God, Club So to Kenny, you know what I mean?

Right, so to your point, this has, and I was like, oh my god, I'm so okay. You know what I mean? Right. So to your point, this has actually happened long before I started W-A-T-P, and I didn't care then, and I don't care now. I don't have anything to say to the guy. I walked into Anthony. It's been so fun talking to Anthony and Jim Norton. I've loved talking to them and being on their shows.

OP, I would have no interest in doing a show with them or talking to them or anything. He's a boring guy. She's not even. It's just, I always kind of thought that too. Like when I first started doing the brother man stuff, like he knew about it and I knew he knew about it. And I was like, he should have me on. Like that would be what I would do.

You know what I mean? If someone was out there doing me or doing like taking shots of me in any way, I'd just have them on the show. You know, and I'd be like, let's, like it'll be great radio. It'll be great radio, bro. This is the last clip that I want to play. And this proves because remember I played that Opie so happy, he's never had more fun doing his podcast,

he's never had more fun in life, but then he admits that maybe doing the podcast is not the best thing he could be doing. Actually, the fishing would be fantastic right now. Maybe he should turn this off and just go enjoy my life. I love where the truth slips out from time to time. Yeah. Because all the bullshit is how happy he is, how much he's enjoying things, how he loves talking to 100 people on Facebook. That's all the bullshit. And then it'll be like, you know, I could be fucking fishing right now. That'd be so much better than that.

It's almost like, I, you know, it's, I hadn't listened to his podcast in a really long time, but you were so right. It is, it's like, it's like a mentally ill therapy session without the therapist. It's just a guy talking and, and occasionally, he gives himself a little good advice like that. Like, maybe I should just stop this. Okay, so he gives himself good advice. That's a way to help. Maybe I should just stop this and go fishing. Like, I should just stop this. Okay, so you can give them self good advice. That's a well said. Maybe I should just stop this and go fishing. Like I was like, well said. I'm like, no.

We haven't done this segment in a while. People have speculated that we're not doing any more. We're bringing it back. Good job, the week. Great job, the week. We got a cringe of the week sent in from a listener, Paula banker, and Paula got me listening to so much polysure yesterday.

God damn, I just went down to a polysure rabbit hole. She's like, you got to listen to this and this. And next thing I know I'm listening to 10 minutes straight of polys, what the fuck am I doing? Why have I joined this? Legendary, legendary stories about that guy in the comedy world. So he's doing a show called Paulie Shore's random rants. And it's not him ranting at all.

It's him auditioning side kicks. Don't ask. It's unlisted. It's a DJ. The music. They're dancing. So this is, he's explaining that he's in a new movie coming up. Listen, okay, if I turn it around on me,

I just had this movie come out, and actually it didn't come out, Lionsgate sent me the poster, and I have a new movie that I'm pretty excited about, it's called Guest House Brack, and you see the whole thing right here. Right here. Guest House, y'all.

So this is the poster. I play a guy that won't leave out of a guest house in the back, that's the laugh, it's supposed to be laugh right there. Everyone's laughing. That's the laugh. That's the laugh. Oh.

Is this 1994? Paulie Shore isn't a movie? Why? Why is this happening? That was really tough. That's tough. And let me tell you, I got two clips for Kendra the Week. This week because Paulie goes on to explain why he's

in a movie. So you guys, please watch the trailer and check out the film. It's my first starring role in a long, long time. I know a lot of people miss me in films. I miss me in films. Nobody's missing, Polly. No one's like, what's the next Polly? Sure movie gonna come out.

What is going on? I heard him. I heard him in person one time say to somebody. Someone goes, hey, you still love doing comedy? And he goes, I used to do films. That's what he said. Oh, no. And I was like, I used to be a radio star. I was sitting like far away, but I heard it. And I remember thinking like, you want to call, you know, I love biodoma as much as the next guy, but I don't know if it's a fucking film, bro. I don't know if it's Film I do films everyone's talking about polyshore films. Yeah, I can't believe he didn't win the Oscar that year

He got robbed the only film polyshore has is the film on his nuts when he scratching him in the comedy condo When you're trying to be unfuddy op opi, or actually a weight funnier version of that outfit. The condo, bro. That's going to be my new thing is that he hates comedy condos and how we talk about them. So is that a funny pet peeve? I meant, I don't hear a lot of talk about that, but I could be wrong. Maybe it's like, it's a funny thing. It's like one of those, they don't even have them anymore,

but I only stayed in one in my whole career, but it's like the, it is the thing, it is like everyone's war story, because it's got, he makes a decent point where like, if you're on enough podcasts, everyone does kind of have like, everyone's got a bombing story. Everyone's got a terrible road story. Everyone's got like a road hookup.

You know what I mean? So I can see OP being like, God, why you guys think all your little road stories are so interesting. Why do you think I haven't, you know what I mean? It's because it is interesting. OP it's super interesting. I only listen to comedians on podcasts talking about QAnon. That's the rule I have. If you're not talking about, if you were not turning off, I need to hear about child sex trafficking. Oh, it's every person. Man, I had to fucking, that's why I'm like enough is enough. I need to hear Sam Tripoli talking to Tim Dylan about what Alex Jones said yesterday.

That's really fine. That's what I want to hear. I agree. I agree, man. That and this one. I mentioned that, oh, now you're on board with WOTB. Yeah, yeah. I mentioned that we have a on board with WOTB. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mentioned that we have a page on we do bonus episodes. We're going to record a bonus episode. I think this Thursday, Chris, I think Andy's going to come over. Andy, and we're going to do a bonus. And I wanted to tease it because I'm really excited about this. Jerry Banfield, our favorite internet celebrity who is the self-help guru. He decided to try stand up and there's a video often. Here's a little tease of him starting off his first stand-up set ever.

So this is my first time doing live stand-up comedy. Yeah. Okay. I Can't The crowd doing the cherry chant that's amazing It's a nice a pivoted there. You know what I mean. He like you knew what to do well You didn't think that and then right after that happened this is what he says and by the way This is over 10 minutes long this stand-up Rejane I haven't even watched it yet because I'm just so excited. I don't want to spoil it

But this is what he says right after the Jerry chant. I have no no punchlines or Jokes or anything. I'm just gonna talk and see what happens. Oh Get weight That is gonna be be so, so bad. Oh, yeah. I host a, I haven't hosted it in a long time, but I used to host a weekly show here in Boston on Mondays where people would, would try, professionals

would try out their new material. But every now and then, someone from the crowds like, you should put me up there, you know what I mean? I'm pretty funny. And I always do. Oh, yeah, of course. Of course you have to. It's awful.

And it's my favorite part is watching them realize it's not as easy as they thought it was going to be like, like it hits them very fast. But I'm so funny around my bodies at the pub. I'm always so funny. What that dude just said is what they all say. You know, I'm not, I don't have any jokes. I'm just going to go up there and kind of tell stories, kind of talk. It's like, okay, unless you're Dave Chappelle, that's not going is what they all say. I'm not, I don't have any jokes. I'm just gonna go up there and kind of tell stories, kind of talk.

It's like, okay, unless you're Dave Chappelle, that's not gonna fucking work for you. Yeah, I'll say no. Give it a try. It is a testament to the standups who make it look so easy. Because no one, no one ever like grabs Eddie Manhill's guitarist and says, let me play the lead from half a teacher.

I've never tried it before, but I think I could probably point off. I don't know why they think they can do comedy. I knew I have a friend who used to get annoyed. Sometimes you do it when you have a really hot set, people come up to you after and be like, dude, I want to try comedy. I'm thinking about trying to stand up, you know what I mean? And it's because you just made it look so easy and fun that they're just like, but a

lot of people take that as an insult. They're like, what you think you can do what I do? It's like, no, you just made it look so easy and fun that's just like, but a lot of people take that as an insult. They're like, what you think you can do what I do? It's like, no, you just made it look. It's like when you let go to see like, I almost said Kobe. I'm like, I just can't help but get dark. I was going to say when you watch Kobe play basketball, he made it look so easy that you'd think you could do it, you know? But he made flying in a helicopter look super hard though. So yeah, I'm just going to say there was one thing he wasn't able to land. I don't know what the joke is.

I'm not sure. It's terrible. The man. The man. I'm really impressed with your stream. Really impressed, bro. They aren't related, but they do be brothers. Will, do you have any more time to hang out and talk about stuttering, John?

A little bit, not too much, but I have about a 10 minutes or so. Let's do 10 more minutes then, and I really appreciate you hanging out for so long. No, no problem. Let's get this thing started. So Stuttering John has made an announcement and I don't think it's a great idea but maybe it's working for him. He said this on his podcast from just earlier this week that he is no longer going to be doing comedy. And the reason why I'm stretching this out and I'm still talking is because I cannot find the clip that I want to play. I don't know what I called it, I'm looking everywhere. And, wow. Am I on the right page?

The chat's making fun of me for having to piss all the time, but I'm gonna do it again while you're looking, and I'll be right back. All right, sounds good. I think Chris is gonna go out there. And I'm also gonna get myself tested for diabetes. Yeah, let's talk about manscape, while we wait. That's a good idea.

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has decided to change his show format. I mean, these people know what they're talking about. And, you know, uh, you know, I'm trying to do that. You know, this, this podcast used to be all comedy. But now there's nothing funny about this administration anymore. Oh, so it used to be a comedy show could have fooled me. But now because Trump is so out of control, could have fooled me, but now because Trump is so out of control, he is gone to nothing but crazy left-wing political talk show, bringing pundits on who are left-wing Alex Jones. They have these crazy theories. They're so fucking out there. And why is John doing this?

Yeah, I'll get back to doing a non-political show, you know, but right now is not the time. There's too much corrupt crap going on and And I have to keep us, you know, I have to keep us informed So it's up to John to inform the public on my list. Yes, thank God John Melendez is taking on this Responsibility it's his duty now to make sure that the masses know what's going on with politics. And you always know when someone has a very large reach because they talk a lot about their numbers. You know, Joe Rogan's always talking about how many views he got, how many downloads, Bill Burk can't shut up about it. All the big podcasters, that's all they want to talk about. This is Southern John explaining his numbers because you can see on YouTube how many views

he's gotten. So it's not a mystery, but all right, let's check this out. These are people that are not understanding the power the Stuttering John podcast has. I know you might think that's hysterical. Some of you'll be laughing right now. But no, it's not only the 5,000, 10,000 views I get on YouTube, it's my lips and numbers, my panthoran numbers, my Spotify numbers, my iTunes numbers. They all add up. They all add up. I am getting, you know, trust me, trust me, 50 to 60,000 views

a week. So this show specifically, I was watching it on YouTube. It had been up for two days and had 934 views. So he's already exaggerating that. So you know he's a lot. Yeah. He's like, you know, on YouTube there's 5,000, 10,000 views. Like wait, no, there's not.

He's comp between, you know, I almost feel bad for him in a sense because he's like, he's living in the 90s when you could just say shit and no one could ever check it. No, no. Yeah. So he's like, he's, he's using 90s tricks of just saying like things that sound good. And then you're sitting there looking right at it going like, I'm looking at the views, bro, it's 975 or something like that.

Like what are you talking about? Plus, you're a podcaster, so you probably know this. He goes, you gotta look at my lips and numbers, as well as my Spotify, as well as my iTunes. Like, no, lips and it's all those things. Yeah, yeah, that's how lips and works. Like, it puts them out to all of the different things. You can't just add, he's like adding numbers over and over again.

Yeah. Yeah, you got to look at the amount of my times my mom text me and tells me she listened to it. I downloaded to just test it, make sure it works. So, I overheard someone else listening to it on an airplane. That's got to count as a listen. Yeah. So listen to how delusional is because John is also getting trolled by the chat room, which is great. but this somebody just set him up and he took the bait. John, you need to pay day.

You weigh better than Joe Rogan, bro. Thank you. I think so too. I really do. That's no offense to Joe. He's being serious. He thinks he's better than Joe Rogan. And then he goes, no offense.

No offense. That's wildly offensive. Yeah, that's really a big issue. You just said, Joe Rogan's the shittiest broadcast or the history of broadcasting. If you're better than him, he's like, as he's saying, as he's like, oh, I, I think I'm as good as Joe Rogan, but then he's like thinking he's like, but if Joe, what if Joe's listening right now?

Of course, Joe's listening. Uh, uh, which of course he is. Cause if he wants to find out anything about politics, he has to listen. So he's listening and he's like, he's like, Oh, what if Joe hears us today? He's like, nothing against that Joe. So what do you want me to have me on? Now that he's declared that he's better than the best podcaster, what's here a couple of clips that I think will probably sum that up nicely. This is the most hilarious brain fart you will ever hear on a podcast.

So sure enough, you know, this, this, this, this, the hell's they're gonna say? I always do that by accident. I, you know, I always do that by accident. Usually I get brain fart on purpose, but this time I'm do that by accident. Usually I get prayed for it's a purpose, but this time I'm doing it on accident. Smoking what I'm smoking, it sounds like. I was like, I can't shit on them too much.

I do that all the time. Do you ever edit it out of your podcast? Yeah, I luckily have people nearby. I can say, what the fuck was I just talking about? And I do that on stage sometimes, but I mean, it's always, you know, what was I talking about? No, I'm just kidding.

I do that on stage and I'm like, you get someone in the crowd to just go, hey, what was I just talking about? But for me, the recall is much closer because I just smoke weed. I'm California sober. And I think John is all kinds of nothing sober. He talks about how he smokes speed weed,

which is his advertiser, which I think is just an exchange for product. So he's constantly smoking weed and drinking. And after Kamala Harris was announced, he said this. That is awesome. Wow, I'm so happy It's gonna be a good day of drinking today Drinking every day and it's a problem. Oh, that's that serious. Yeah, you think

Yeah, no, it's super serious problem. I Tomorrow actually is my 11 years since I quit drinking and let me tell you, I would have said something just like that 11 years ago. Wow. That would have been like, when you want to drink all day every day, you're looking for any sort of like, you're like, oh my God, the weatherman says it's going to be a good weekend. I guess I'm going to get drunk. I'm going to get drunk today. But if it's sunny. Oh my God. Oh, there's a new episode of Alan on time to get fucked up. I love your bed about that.

We were like, I used to drink a lot, but it didn't really agree with me. I would get sleepy. My car would get crashy. Yeah. Yeah. That's fucking great. Crashy car.

All right, this is, I'm telling a wheel as jokes. This is great. This is John. John's phone goes off. In the middle of an interview, now, he's got this woman on, who's this election fraud expert, Jennifer Cohn. And she speaks, know why 94% of the time. This is John's podcast.

He just blanks out unless people fill a buster unless his phone is going off in the middle of the conversation. And it's owned by a company whose major oil and gas. So, it has sort of stakes and wraps. Right here? Or is that me? Yeah, hold on. Yeah, good, some guy apologizes.

If you don't know, then poor woman. She's trying to talk to her way and it just keeps going. She's just like, why are you stopping that is this me? What's going on right now because anyone else would have just like turned it off? I actually sounded like I felt I just she tried her best there. She was like yeah She was like I must be hearing that in my head because there's no way this guy so unprofessional that his this guy so unprofessional that his iPhone better than Joe

That's like the I just bought my iPhone and like got it from the store ringtone too that's the best boomer ringtone like I don't know how to change my ringtone ringtone and why do you have your ring on anyway what would you ever have your ring on

this is case the fucking beer guy hits the door. You know what I mean? That's what it is. Like the beer delivery guy could come. So he needs his phone on. I think that's probably true. Probably history. This is him not paying attention to what you're about to hear

is the woman's gonna stop talking. There was going to be over five seconds of silence before John realizes that the guest is no longer talking it's time for him to talk. External to the government is a white hat hacker that is going to protect, you know, do something to try to deflect attacks on county election systems. Uh, so I had the Warner says there's no mail allowed in Texas. By the way, oh, Heather Warner is someone who's in the chat.

So he's like zoning out, reading the chat, not paying attention at all. She stopped talking. He's like, fuck what the fuck did she just say? What I'm talking about. I have no idea. In his defense, she was really boring, but still that's like the street real professional. This sounds good though. I think I'm going to have to start listening to this podcast because he's like, he's like, check out this clip right here.

I played this on Anthony Cumia show on Thursday. It's the funniest thing you'll ever hear. I am so proud. When I heard this happen, I was jumping up and down. I'm not so excited. I hope I'm not over selling it. It's not a the test super balls. I agree, go.

I am hopping up and down concerned about touch screen voting machines and the possibility of fraudulent flips and deletions on these down ballot races and that no one will notice it. And it will screw us, screw the Democratic Party with Jerry Mandry. Who has done this name?

Who's the right, I'm writing? Should I book him as a guest? Where's he live? Denial. Is that the state? I think I think John says it best when he says this. This is not a bright guy. No. Yeah. It's not. It's not a bright guy. But what may I not a stutter in any of those clips though, You got to give him credit for that. He's lost a stutter. Yeah.

It's the only thing we liked about him. I really liked him on them. I'll never forget him asking Sharon Stone if she smells her own parts every time I see Sharon Stone. I, her reaction to that question was like, what's it? And I just always remembered her reaction told me that she does smell around. You know, you know know what's funny about that

is the thing that you remember about Centering John is something that Fred Norris wrote for him. Like this little talent, John has like anything that's very true. Like when we first broke down his show, I started it with by the way, I love Centering John because of this question

he asked Ringo Starr and I played the clip of him asking Ringo where the money went. Just to set it up like, look at it. I enjoyed this shit as much as everybody else. However, the guy has zero talent, and he's embarrassing himself. Seems to be a theme today. It's true, man.

And he has no business doing politics in this clip that I'm about to play. He brings up an article that neither him nor his guest has even read. I know, I know, I know. And again, back to the post office, do you know what they're trying to do to the states? They have to pay smash the money,

they have the mail delivered on time. We, I, I glanced at the article, but I didn't read it in full. I'm sorry, I didn't know that that was a specific article you wanted me to talk about. Yeah, there is. I just, I just want, because I saw it somewhere. Oh my God.

You should not be doing a political show. If you, if you are reading Twitter headlines and then trying to start a conversation around it. Yeah, it's like the podcast should be called like I'm halfway through the lie. I can't finish by John Melendez. I just have one more clip of that. I'll let you go. I have other clips, but I'll save them for the bonus show probably because there's so much to tell. I have them because chance just should not be doing politics, but this is he's got a lot

of people that shouldn't are. I mean, even myself sometimes he just start talking about Corona and ends up being something else, but like, yeah, I mean, no one needs. There's enough people talking about it. That's for sure. So do you know who Tom Myers is by any chance? Oh, I think so. He sounds kind of familiar, but.

He's from Baltimore, he's the world's most unfunny comedian. And him and I have been doing a little bit of battle back and forth, a little Twitter, a little Twitter war. And what I love about the listeners of W-A-T-P is that, they'll troll John with names like VIX Elbow or Tom Myers. And John has no idea. He doesn't know what's going on. So Tom Myers is fucking within the entire episode, which is not really Tom Myers, obviously. It's just someone is trolling him. And at the end, he finally gets fed up and kicks him off and blocks him.

So don't worry about it, Tom. I know, you know what? You know, you're just trying to antagonize me, Tom. You've been trying to do it all day. You know what, Tom, enough. You know what, I'm done with this guy. He's just trying to be a pain in an neck. He's gone. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

Ha, ha. Wow. I just like to listen to John Gettingted by W-A-T-P listeners. Makes me very happy. You guys are doing the Lord's work here driving a couple mental-eal guys a little more deeper into their insanity. Ha ha ha! Well, when you put it that way it makes us like, we're the monsters! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, this has been a blast talking to you. Can you tell people about your podcast and or YouTube show that people check out?

Yeah, man. So I do the new nin show. Hopefully one day we'll be big enough to be made fun of on this show. We, it's just, you know, it's just a hang. Oh, no, no, it's a hang show. Not really. And me and Paul, my's just a hang. No, no, it's a hang show. Not really. Me and Paul, my buddy Paul, real good friend of mine, we sit every week and he's not really

a comedian, he's like just a regular dude, but he's into comedian type stuff and he's a podcaster. But he's really just my friend. So that's what makes the show good is that it's just like, he kind of like reads me a story and then I kind of make fun of it and it's on YouTube. And every now and then I bring my dog on the show. That's our gimmick. Sometimes the dog is there. Awesome.

Well, people... Oh, man, we have a segment called Speaker of the Blouse where we do a hot chick over 60. Very, very huge. We have another one called Just Shave a Bro where we discuss. We take listeners headshot and we decide whether or not he should keep his hair or shave it all off. It's a guy who's going balls. So we sort of decide whether or not he should keep it or shave it off.

So you goof on the people who actually enjoy your content. I like that. Yeah. I get people want to be goofed on. Yeah. Exactly. So people should subscribe to your YouTube channel as well. Yes, we just switched over a little while ago.

So we need that. YouTube is a tough beast, but we do it for the fun of it. And it's on like Twitch. It's on all kinds of places. But it's growing. We're getting more listeners all the time. And it's a good time. Every Thursday at noon for noon and it's a good time. Every, every Thursday

at noon for noon and got it. I knew you know, noon Thursdays. Well, there's been some talk of, you know, OP, no, just guess, you say, OP wants to buy our show, but you want to invest in it. Do you remember when you told Ralph Sutton that or Lewis, Jay Gomez, he's like, yeah, I think I might invest in a guest. So we away told Ralph Sutton that or Lewis, Jay Gomez, he's like, yeah, I think I might invest in a guest. So we're gonna change it up a little bit. And he totally ignored him. I talked to Ralph Sutton about that.

And he goes, he goes, that never got, Lewis Sutton didn't even bring that to me. They didn't take that seriously at all. Like, okay, I'll get out. No, Lewis basically asked him to be on. And that's what he came back with. I'll just buy your whole, I just buy your network. why not just buy your network?

That's nothing you work so hard to build from the ground up. Well, also, Opia's proving you know nothing about podcasting or how to be successful in podcasting, whereas Lewis and Ralph obviously do. And he's like, why did I come in there and invest and I'll all start making some decisions? Like, who wouldn't the right? I would do that.

That was also the weekend. He said that the weekend of skank fest. So it was like he had he had just proven that he could sell like a thousand tickets or two thousand tickets. It's insane. So it's like, hey, can I have it? Can I buy it from you? He's a these little tone deaf as we like to see the

industry. But yeah, we're on the Newton show. I do brother man on there sometimes. And it's the Newton show on YouTube. It's a good time. Well, thanks're on the Newton show. I do brother man on there sometimes. And it's the Newton show on YouTube. It's a good time. Well, thanks so much for coming on. You were awesome. I really appreciate your time today. Hey, it was a lot of fun, man. And I'd love to come on again. I was a little bit, I was a little bit trepidacious because I always feel a little bit bad like because I'm a nobody. You know what I mean? When I make fun, a guy like OP I always feel like it's a little bit like, you know, people are like, who the fuck does this guy think he is?

Make a fun of a guy who's made that much money and done so much, but in the nature of. Hold on, but also, but I always say to Anthony, that's what you do. Like, you know what I mean? That's what you do. You're a comedian. Are you, aren't you allowed to punch up? Because I get confused. Like if you punched out, if you look at pissed, you're punch up, you don't have any business doing it. It's like, what are you supposed to do? No, I know. And it's, it's, you're really supposed to punch up.

Like I have people you're kind of friendly with, you know what I mean? I think, but it's kind of, I don't even, but I always, when I met Anthony, like, it was like, he, Anthony's giving me a lot of breaks and he's giving me so much. And it's been interesting to see like Sort of behind the curtain a little bit and like what goes on with you know with the personality's now that e-rocks working at At compound it's crazy to me like growing up being a fan of these guys that I'm like that. I know Anthony and e-rock You know what I mean? So it's kind of just I don't know

What I want to say is like, I don't think I'm fucking hot shit either. I realize that I can say some pretty stupid, unfunny stuff, but at least I'm self-aware, right, Carl? Well, this is a show only for hot shit. I only want hot shit people on this show, having their hot tics. All right, well, well, thank you so much.

Deep down, I do think I'm hot shit. Okay, deep down, I think I'm hot shit. Okay, deep down I think I'm hot shit. Okay, I like that you book and your appearance with apologies. You should do. You started this by saying, by the way, oh, he's the man. I love the guy. You're the greatest. I don't know what the man talking about.

I'm gonna cut all that out and post and just make it look like you're an asshole and a shitster. You really should. And also, sometimes if you're ever bored, you should listen to early episodes of my first podcast hypothetically that I started like when I was A new comic because I'm sure there's some very cringe-worthy stuff on there for it. Oh, yeah, I'll go find you especially with invitation open invitation Yeah, check it out sometime you know what'd be fun We'll book will to come back on again

We'll give him a show to do and then we'll totally sandbag him and actually just play his show This joke well, what is this play play old clips of me back at me and just watch me break and cry Turn into John Melendos The video set up for that one is the video Awesome, thanks buddy. Thanks so much for coming guys. It was a blast. I'll see you next time. Alright, so we have another segment that we need to get to. And we're going to bring on everybody's favorite review reader. Our friend, Vic is going to come on. She wants to review a podcast. Vic, what's up?

Hello. There she is. She made us a wait for it. She made us wait for the catchphrase. We all anticipated it. We couldn't wait. So, we got to... I want to talk about why we're reviewing this podcast. But first, I want to talk about your only fans page. Because, yes, I signed up for your only fans page

It's $10 a month and what I've gotten in return for that is a video I already have and then a new video where you talk through a mask in a park through a six inch speaker And you can barely hear what you're saying So I'm hoping that you're gonna have more content if I'm gonna keep paying ten bucks a month back Do you have another one to post, I do. Oh good. Okay. Is it new material or is it the same jokes?

Oh it's new and I kind of bombed. Oh you kind of bombed this time? Oh okay. Can I play a real quick clip from the... I hope this is okay. I mean obviously it's behind the paywall. You go for it. It's behind the paywall but I paid for it.

So this is a clip from VIX new standup special. I Think she's gonna go she has a Netflix as we speak. Let's let's check this out She's just riffing there, but I do like that she's through in her amazing, her other cut's phrase. Amazing. And she likes comedy. I don't know if you guys could hear that.

She likes comedy because she gets to hear a smattering of laughter. Chris. All right, let's talk about this podcast that we're reviewing today. Apparently, one of the guys on the show, there's a couple of comedians who do a show. It is called Fill My Heart. And I guess they review Dr. Phil episodes. Yeah.

There's a whole genre on YouTube where people just watch Dr. Phil shows and they're like, whoa, he's stupid, right? And they're like, yeah, right. So that's the whole show. So I listened to a little bit of this and it sounded like the two guys were just bantering for a while back and forth. And then they get into it

and they talk about the episode they're gonna listen to and they start playing clips and they talk about Dr. Phil. I don't know how you found out about these guys. If this is like maybe your boyfriend show, I don't know why we're doing this, but I got a note from you this said, I got called a serial killer by a guy who is a shitty Dr. Phil podcast. Can we review it? And my answer at first was no. And then I realized

that you had a vendetta and that you were really enraged by this person. So I figured I would let you go off on them. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, um, if you, if you play my, like, number one clip, um, that, I think that, like, pretty much sums up the show pretty well. But oh, well, not before I do that, though. Yeah. How, what is the connection? What's your connection to these guys? Oh, okay. The guy with, like, mishmouth, um, mishmouth and mine. He, he called me like a serial killer because he like slid into my DMs after that open mic and he like just wanted to like fuck. So you're mad at this guy

because he found you attractive and wanted to have sex with you? It's, I don't know. 100% because he was like, oh, he like recycled pathic. I was like, I guess like it took you long enough to notice, I guess, you took you long enough to notice I guess you know Um, I don't know I just everything about him pisses me off for no reason

Anyone if you're thinking about trying to fuck Vic don't do it cuz she will make fun of you on a podcast if you even try Here's here's a track one just rolling well no the song is always a garnish for me. So it's like the most Yeah, if I could trust you to pick an intro song, I would let you do it every week. That's what I cannot trust you to do it. Which is, I don't know, I think I pick good ones. I've picked Billy Idle, but you don't pick bad songs. You pick bad intro music. Right. We've been over this. It's not the song choice that's the problem. The songs are fine. Well, at least them as intro music where you lack the text to do it. But I mean, I don't know.

You've done not just that, but I want my MTV. That's happened just as many. And at least when I do, it's on purpose to troll you. So that's him just absolutely disintegrating whatever his like, oh, like I like picked really important music for the intro. And then obviously his co-host doesn't really respect him all that much at all. Not only does it have a mush mouth, but he really pronounces his peas. Oh, yeah.

And he likes to shoot them into the microphone. Oh, God. Yeah, he looks like a Jewish hunchback a nother day as well. Where we go with this? Oh, I could say it. I'm also Jewish. That's true. That's true. Okay. Got a real nervous. We're like, because of cancel culture. All right. Yeah. But if you want to hear more brush mouth, there's number two. No, I think she is a sociopath. I mean, I'm on this, like, you know,

not on social path. She's a sociopath. Sociopath, yeah. Yeah. But because I watched this video about the difference between psychopaths and psycho. Psychopaths and psych. Psych, yeah.

Psychopaths. Do you have to be able to talk in order to have a podcast? or yeah, I show face and say, yeah, so I'm sure my film. Do you have to be able to talk in order to have a podcast because I was not told about this? No, absolutely not. Okay, good. Good, I'm off the hook that for a second there, I was like, are you gonna start making fun of the way that I can't pronounce words

because that's gonna suck. That's gonna suck for me. I can picture you doing that too. Wow, look at that. You really put your piece out there. Thank you. Really just shot that peon in the microphone, buddy. Can I ask a question?

Are you flirting with the sky? Is that what we're doing right now? No, no. No, I actually have a boyfriend. Again. They protest too much me things. Oh my God, no, fuck no. Vic has a boyfriend, everybody.

All right, congratulations, Vic. I got ball and chained again. Nice. All right, what else we get on this pod? Number five, he keeps having like these strokes in the middle of him talking. Okay. Yeah, so you ran a red light, though? On accident. Well, like this card, totally, keeps having these strokes in the middle of him talking. Okay. Yeah.

Oh, so you ran a red light though? On accident, well, this car totally is one of those dumb old cars that old people. Yeah, it's just one of those dumb old cars that old dumb people do. Oh, this is an Aegis podcast. Yeah, you're over the age of 55. Suck my dick. But it's kind of like, you know, it's like, I don't, if you have money to spend on like a nice card,

like, why are you getting something that's like that all down? I'm not big. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So it's the classic. It was like an old school car. It took all that explanation and all that like, fucking brain power to just figure out oh, it was an old school car. These people are dumb.

It's incredibly, incredibly. And they're both stand up comedians. 100%. But they do open mics. They do open mics mostly. Yes What else is going on with these two mumble mouths? Go ahead and play number eight. He heard himself masturbating, which I don't I didn't know those possible Oh, it's it's possible. How's it going buddy? I'm doing all right I actually really fucked up my neck last night and I really wish I were making this up

But I did it masturbating. Did you really I really did what happened I I I don't know if it's because I came and then like something happened or if I was in pain the whole time but my adrenaline was up so much did you come way harder because you were in pain the whole time maybe how many times have you heard yourself masturbating Carl I've never heard my neck this is stupid these guys are trying to be shocking or interesting and they're neither of those things. Yeah, he also thinks having sex on the couch

for my number four clip is like surprising. He was genuinely surprised. Does anyone listen to this show? I saw their downloads. They would get like a couple, like a hundred for each episode. Righteous numbers. Patrick Michael, you listening? Maybe she's talking about masturbating more.

Oh my God. All right. I've been caught having sex. Really? That's better. Yeah, a bunch of times. But really? What happened?

Like my little brother, you know, like everyone would be gone except for my little brother and we'd be like on the couch. And you'd like come downstairs and I'd like make eye contact, like go upstairs, you know? Just things like that. Wait till you add sex on the couch? Dude, yeah, I mean, is the other guy a virgin?

What kind of question is that? Well, exactly. But also like how close with your brother are you that you have to like make eye contact? Like while you're having sex and are able to just be like, hey, go away, you know what I mean? I don't know what you mean. I don't have a younger brother.

I've never been caught having sex with a family member. Yeah. And then you just tell the fuck off. I'm not sure how I would react. I don't know if I'd be like, mom, inappropriate time to bring me brownies. What are you doing? Yeah.

I don't know what I'm saying. And then my number 10, it's fucking annoying. Shit, no. Oh, I'm in the classics here. Tell us. Well, quite a bit. You just are Tibetan monks masturbating the whole time, though. Er. That's a famous word, isn't it? It just or Tibetan bunches masturbating the whole time though

That's a thing more than it. No, I just a lot and No, like in fucking like these people We have that much money. No, never fucking no, they're they're they're a penny better Vic making supercots for us. Oh, yeah, that was literally in the first like five to 10 minutes and like that much fucking laughing. Yeah. And I hate his laugh. I fucking hate it. You seem to dislike these people.

I've noticed. It made my blood boil. I dislike their podcast. I dislike their comedy. I dislike them. However, the non-vergine one has a really hot girlfriend. So. Y'all yeah? Oh yeah, I'd fuck her.

Cool. Yeah. Would you fuck her and your roommate? Is the question everybody wants to know? At the same time. No, no, no, no. She's not my type. Alright, we just now...

Time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team is the show we play Cliff from the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week's W-A-T-P. I'm excited. We got Croge lined up to come down and do the show. I feel like it's been a while since we've had Kroge in studio. And this is looking from the podcast that he and I will be reviewing. Would you say that you're eloquent? Yeah, I am very eloquent.

Yeah. I'm very eloquent. I don't know. Say the word V-U-N-E-R-A-B-L-E. V-U-N. It's when you're like this. Vulnerable? Oh, you said it right, okay.

A vulnerable. I didn't say vulnerable. It's vulnerable. I didn't say vulnerable. Vulnerable. Vulnerable? It's vulnerable. Pull up a British person saying,

I just gonna be really hard from the find. There it is. A vulnerable. Vulnerable. Oh, yeah, let's hang on here. Let's hang on. Let me hear it Vulnerable. Oh, that's a fucking dude British guy saying it Okay British British people say things better. Yeah It's always like I feel like I would love a British hype man. Yeah Vulnerable. Vulnerable. Vulnerable.

I just got a text from Will Newton letting him, letting me know he's taking another leak. Ha ha ha ha ha. Thanks Will. You're gonna work on that body only shit. Uh, so this is a show called Two Bears One Cave. With Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura, a suggestion from Matt in Chicago and Bert Kreischer, we've covered his podcast in the past. Tom Segura was on a show, is on a show called your mom's house. We've covered his show.

This is the show where the two of them get together. Two famous comedians being wildly unfunny. Let me just from that clip. I don't know. I haven't one. I haven't one of those things. But being wildly unfunny, trying me just from that clip, I don't know, I haven't listened to the whole thing. But being wildly unfunny, trying to pronounce a word, great, people are laughing in the background for no reason. And this has like 700,000 views on YouTube,

what we just heard, I don't get it, I don't know why. I don't know why these people have a following and why they're famous. I know that they go on Joe Rogan show. I'm sure that helps, but Jesus Christ. I want to give a shout out to Circus Midget, who has been doing some fantastic photo shops for us. And I posted the most recent one in our subreddit and I popped it up on Twitter. It's very well done. That's all I say. You'll want to check that out. The the boulevard of broken podcasts is the title of that work.

Vic we've done it all. That was a long conversation about Opie today. Holy shit. Way too much way too much Opie. That will guy was getting so far in front of me. I really play a clip and then he'd explain the next seven clips I was about to play. I'm like, oh, yes, I agree, but give me a second, dammit. I'm trying to keep in my hand like, okay, I gotta remember to play this. Oh boy, that's fun though. Will's a good guy, and a great co-host for WATP.

I enjoyed that a lot. All right, well, we'll read some reviews and do some voice mail in a little bit. Oh yeah. Awesome. All right, please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once for all. Who are these podcasts?

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I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Rehears, rehearse, rehearse. With Vic. Wap, wap, wap. Vic, we got any recent reviews coming in? Hello, yeah. You actually got, I got a sneak in in there. I love it. You actually got a five star from Jedi Jimmy Kins.

Is everything in question? The best part of this podcast is reading all the hate in one star reviews. The fact that so many wound up duchess get ticked off because the podcast they listen to gets critically destroyed means he's on to something. And Carl, it's Clinton, not Clinton. Thank you. Thank you for that feedback, that constructive criticism. I do appreciate it.

I'm trying to get better. So thank you for that. Thank you for the five stars. Oh, yeah, Jesus. Stop fucking thanking him, Carl. Should we get back to doing people. Should we get back to doing that thing where you read the reviews and we try to guess how many stars is like people call us out for that, but it was decent. It was decent. Okay. Let's do it. Let's do it on the next one. This is a good one. Yeah. Alright. So try harder, boner guys.

Are they trying harder or hardly trying? The flaccid effort makes me limp. How many are, how do you granny rammers expect to sell ballraisers, which is such an unfermed attempt at trying? Review me back, rubber dicks. Fantastic. That's a five star. Chris and I agree. five stars, right?

No, three stars. What? Oh, damn it. What kind of three star review is that? Did you do all the inside references? The shit had. It's an honest review. You have been three stars lately.

By the way, three stars does. Okay, she's dumb. Yeah. Three stars does absolutely nothing for us. it's the same as doing nothing. Oh yeah. All right. And then um, Oof times a million. The positive reviews on here sound like brainwashed cult members finding the nasal winds and horrible and irrational it takes is almost as bad. What the fuck? He doesn't know English. How much they seem to want to live in the past is radio host for a classic rock station.

But instead, they got stuck with podcasts. They're also too unfunny to just converse on topics and make it interesting. So they use the reliable, but hacky stick of judging other shows to subsist. And their comedic IQs, Jesus, Karlin would have torn these lads to shred, not to mention the pure horror.

That is critiquing podcasts while clipping their audio examples out of context to paint in, uh, inaccurate pure horror. Jesus. Dude, don't give up. Just get better. Oh, thanks. Thanks for the encouragement. That's got to be a one star.

I would imagine. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Fuck you, Mr. Habershine. Sounds a little bit butter. Yeah, that's all the reviews today. Okay, well, that's fun. Well, we'll get back to doing our guessing game.

And if you guys want to make fun of me for ripping off Max's, but you can go fuck yourselves. This is Tucker Dixon calling in to talk about that Mitch McConnell joke that's that are in John had. Hey, Carl is covered Nixon here. I just want to let you all know the thing that was most insulting about the Mitch McConnell joke or what's the name there, Center and John is that it Mitch McConnell, and you call the Mitch McTickle.

Why don't you go with Mitch McCuckle, which almost sounds like Mitch McConnell and you're just changing less letters and you sound like less of a retard. I don't know why neither of you picked up on that, but I mean, I guess try to keep over-stubbering John's retardation is probably tough. Anyway, call him back, Tucker out.

That's what you're here for, Tucker. To pick up the ball when we drop it. Thank you very much. That's great. I mean, it's just not a funny joke regardless, even with the iteration, it's still not a funny joke, which would be dickless, which would cockless cares.

Podcast hitman, Colledin, he's got awesome notes for you, Vic. Oh, I figured, yeah. Oh, yeah, you guys would go on Adelaide lately. No, you just fucking hates me. Okay. Hey, girls, podcast hitman. Listen, man, we gotta talk. Stop trying to make Vic as a hot girl. She's not. I've seen the video. Nice dog sign to me. She looks like fricking Peggy Hill. Ain't into it. Apparently you are which good for you man but seriously no one needs to see Vic. Get her off the show. You don't have to have me out and just get somebody. Get a dog, get goldfish, get one of those 80s robots. I don't know. Do something, but get rid of it.

I'm sick of her. And 80s robots, not a bad idea. Oh, no. That'd be kind of fun. So, he actually called back and get into double down on how unattractive it is. I'm not going to play both of these. Kyle, I thought it was too much, or that was overkill.

Oh, damn it. I like the Peggy Hill reference. Like, if I think, give me 10 years and I'll be Peggy Hill. I think it's interesting that Podcasts Itman just got engaged. And he's so proud of himself now. And he's going around calling everyone else ugly. Congrats Podcasts Itman. we're proud of you buddy. All right, I don't know what's going on here,

but Vic is friends with this guy on Instagram. Hey hot car no, oh, what's up. So I messaged Vic Turdio on Instagram found out she's legit, but phone number that she gave me since I'm 22 and a retarded ass drunk boomer is not the phone number for the WATK hotline so I Google that finally and I figured to shut it out but 2-1 there's a podcast called loving BDSM. Got them, the lady sounds like she needs to swallow her spit. And you hear a swallow it?

Dude, like you literally hear a swallow it. And I'm not even kidding you, it just sounds so bad. It still sounds like she's chewing commerce spell. Like Goddamn Kyle would cut, like it's crazy shit. But the other thing is Goddamn and I out but anyways I don't know what I were that you listening to who has these podcasts

yeah I don't know shit I'm gonna be saying I'm sorry buddy but thanks for the show you're welcome see you later don't apologize rubber dead shit god damn it oh there was a a fun meltdown at the end he did call back to try to I'm not gonna play that one. No, that's just bad. You should feel bad.

I was very confused by most of that. But, Vic, I'm sure you're good friends with that person. I don't remember him. Fair enough. All right. Yeah. Brandon from shitty song of the week called in. Hey, Carlos Brandon from shitty song of the week.

I was with him. I was with him. I was with him. I was with him. I was with him. I was with him. I was with him. I was with him. I was with him. I was remember him. Fair enough. All right. Brandon from Shitty Song of the Week called in. Hey, Carlos. Brandon from Shitty Song of the Week.

I was listening to one of your latest Patreon episodes where you're diving into a pod culture and politapod. And I noticed something, I'm just gonna say, I'm pretty sure Shamist might be a furry. When I was on your show talking about shankass he had made a comment about uh... people wearing dog costumes and walk around their house and shit and in that way in that pod culture episode he made the same comment

uh... sit talking to you so i get the feeling that he might have like at least a leather dog mask somewhere in his closet or something that he likes have like at least a leather dog mask somewhere in his closet or something that he likes to put on. Maybe Carly likes to have him go in the crate while he podcasts or some shit. I don't fucking know. Just throwing that theory out there. Also, Lenny Dijkstra is responsible for the Bay Area explosion. Probably that. That's awesome. I love wild speculation. I will play any voicemail where it's just wild speculation in accusations.

I think that's the most fun part of it. Yeah, I mean, aren't those leather masks really expensive though? Ooh, that's a good point. He might be like a furry tail butt plug kind of guy, you know? That's a good point too. I can see that. He's probably wearing a while

he makes those awesome comedy videos that he does. Oh my god I'd like you to spins around. You see the tail whip Vicks getting moist over there On our on our last bonus show we did a crossover with Dick Masterson and Sean and we talked about these rebel eaters club and They said that vegetables are weapon ice against fat people. We had a farmer call in who was not too thrilled with that. Hey Carl, this is your local weapons dealer or as they call us in my

industry vegetable farmer. I just got to say that that fat bitch from the bonus episode with UNDIC on patreon.com. So I've w-a-t-p is such an entitled out of touch piece of shit like you think that vegetables are a weapon against fat people? Bitch come work on the farm for a fucking day. See how you feel. You'll sweat fucking 200 pounds out in your first week. I guarantee fucking D. But what do you do for a living? Sit in a fucking office and just speak into a microphone all day about how fat people are oppressed

and then run training seminars about how to deal with fat oppression. Bitch, if you had to fucking survive at all, you'd be straight, fuck, except for that 10,000 calorie per day budget that you stored away. I mean, just fucking ridiculous, man. I like that nothing about that was trying to be fun or funny. He's pissed. That's like just real rage. And I appreciate that, though. And that one deserves that.

She was such an asshole. I mean, like farmers always try to flex how hard their job is though. Like I've never met a farmer that's like, oh, you know, it's just work. Like they're always have to be like, call me like it was fucking a hundred degrees bro. It's because their job fucking sucks. Oh, fucking throw a fucking Mexican in the field. Oh, no. You know, Vic, it's not run like a panero bright as Ron.

We can just throw Mexicans in there. I get the word done. It's fine. Just pick a retard and get off the street and put them in there. I think they do that. There's still a lot of work to do. So, I'm watching the bonus episode on patreon.com slash watt.

And I just wanted to know if anyone's ever told you that you look like the illegitimate love child of Anthony Cumia and Jimmy Norton. Huh. And not a great observation. No, no one's ever told me that. And it's patreon.com slash who are these podcasts? Last study one. I was looking great observation. No, no one's ever told me that. And it's patreon.com slash who are these podcasts? Last study one was looking for that

and did not have the correct URL. Now you do. But thank you for checking that out, buddy. I appreciate it. This is shower poop nation wanted to plug something that they're doing on TikTok. Hey, Carl. It's me.

I just wanted to see, you know, such a big band. If I could maybe get a little shout out. I got shadow band after my first day on TikTok, but I just want to get the word out there. Maybe check out Shower Poop Nation. It's all one word. Yep, at Shower Poop Nation. I appreciate it. Thanks. Call me back. All right, so anybody has ridiculous tick tox that they want to promote, apparently.

That's what the WATP hotline is for. Who knew? Boner Guy 69, called into the show. Hey, Karl, boner guy 69 here, starting off with a call of call out for the other UK call the last week, who said he was spending a lot calling you. Just use Skype idiots, like to less than two pence a minute. Anyway, most of the call is for requests. Can you put the songs of the show on the website, maybe?

I would say put them on like I shouldn't do something but it's not your work so I don't think you'd be able to charge for that. The PJ songs in particular X and if you have a great download page on the site or seeing that be A to the favorite things song, the shamelessest favorite things song is awesome. Also the one where he autochains the baby crying is just wonderful. And then thanks to plug-in fix to there, to see to let everyone know, she gets over a thousand followers, it's going to be mostly sheet-picks, guys. So come on, let's keep subscribing to Vic Turdia with two hours.

I just try to take you so long to plug-it, because it's got Turd in it and your favourite way of having sex, you forget it, you can make that joke yourself, but weird. I agree the auto tune one, where is my mom? Where is my dad? Where is my dad? So fucking funny, PJ, always killing it.

Yeah, I'll probably create a song called page or something to put all the songs up there. I get that request quite a bit and it would be a good place to have a single spot. We could check all those out. Vic, so you're getting a lot of people following you on now on Instagram, that's out there. Yeah, I get too many nice messages, so just shit on me.

Okay, very good. And I wanted to ask you and I forgot how many people are subscribed to your only fans now. I only check every couple of days, but last time I checked it was like 10. All right, 10 times 10. I can't do that in my head. Oh yeah.

That's decent money. It's got to be like a shift to the half of Panera, right? Oh my God, something like that. Just doubled your income. Congratulations. Congratulations. But I'm telling you, Vic, you better bring it this I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I've said, you've been talking about Southern John stand up, Vic stand up, uh, fucking Patrick Michael stand up. Gonna do Jerry Banfield.

I'm fucking one of my year and you talk about stand up. Some fucking who are these fuck as you stupid bitch. Yeah, you're right. You said that yourself, you got who are these fucking I'm for reason, fucking use it. Fucking idiot. Yeah, the catsads we do. Well, we've done a lot of stand-ups stuff on this show.

And yes, that is something that we should do. Where are these stand-ups? That's something that I should definitely be judging. Something I can't do. I'm sure Will would definitely approve of that. But Will was being very humble. He's a very funny guy. It is worth checking out his stand-up on L humble. He's a very funny guy. It is worth checking out his

stand-up on Lide. He's, uh, he's good. Vic, thank you so much for coming on for reading reviews and for whoring yourself out like you always do. Absolutely, Carl. I love it. Me too. All right. We got to go play at some person's party in the suburbs. The gigs are not what they used to be post-Calvin but we're excited to play so thanks everybody for hanging out and we'll catch you on the flipside for some reason I always end with this. We called that the Stinger. They don't let you use that no more. I got to get the PJ clip back on here I couldn't find it. All right.

back on here I couldn't find it. Alright.