Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep22 - The Big O and Dukes Show

Episode Date: July 17, 2016

After a week off, the boys are joined by their special guest Mark to review The Big O and Dukes Show, episode titled "Unsubscribe".  All three of the guys basically reach the same conclusion that the show is very professionally done and clearly they hosts know what they are doing.  However, Kevin and Mark seem to agree that there isn't really anything too new to be found here.  Karl likes it because he is basically a 13 yr old trapped in a 16 yr olds body trapped in a late 30's plane of existence.  The show takes a weird turn when they have a "country music star" on that is kind of like if Weird Al was country and also liked to swear and talk about blowjobs.  Again, Karl loved this, Mark and Kevin... not so much.  Seriously though, what else is there to say.  If you like the gonzo morning-zoo-ish style of radio than you might like this show.  However, if you enjoy your free time and like to make productive use of it, then you may seek out other forms of better entertainment like knitting, bug collecting or TurboTax.  Anyways, have fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? I'm Kevin and I'm Carl and we listen to podcasts that you don't have to. We want to remind our listeners that you can check us out on WhoAreThese.com and on Facebook. We're always looking for podcast suggestions to send us an email, leave us a comment, or post a death threat. On today's show we'll be analyzing a review in a podcast called The Big O in Duke's Show, episode titled unsubscribe. As always we have both listened to the show separately, we have not discussed it with each

other before him, so without further ado, let's find out once and for all who all these podcasts. It's show time. Showtime. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it.

I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. W-A-T-P-E-E-E-W-A-T-P-E-U. We want to welcome to W-A-T-P-R guest for this show. First time having a guest, Mark is on with us today. It's going on.

Mark is here and the way he qualifies is that he puts out social media posts 50 times a day. And if you can do that, you can also be on who are these podcasts. So we made, I'm not bad. I'm not bad. You know this poster ought to schedule, right? He does it all in the morning and then just less the day go by. Let's say post over and over again.

We made Mark listen to the big Owen Duke show, which he's he showed up pissed off of me. I don't play them. I'm like this, yeah, this is welcome to my life. This is what I do. Subject myself to terrible shows on a weekly basis. So let's talk about Big O and Duke's, Kevin. The reason why we pulled it is because years in my mutual friend Dan, who's our redneck buddy, told me to check it out. There was this episode where they had a big clusterfuck and the host was pissed off and told everyone to unsubscribe from the show and threw a little bit of a hissy fit. So I thought that'd be kind of fun.

So what are you just having a moment of clarity? Yeah, exactly. We probably just do his own show. Although, all right, before we go any further, I have to confess I actually kind of like the show. You know, I'm bigger. I got a lot to show because this is exactly the style of stuff that Carl has always listened to.

It is. I used to listen to that. I used to listen to that in Mike back in the 90s. And this is like, uh, it's almost like a spin off from the Michael Marishow because they talk about how the one host big, oh, whose name is Oscar is, I don't know, he's affiliated with the Michael Marishel somehow, he's a co-host or something. So that's like the same fan base. All right. Yeah. This kind of reminded me of Bob of the Loves punch.

Yeah. It was a lot of like more than two stuff. Go out of nothing. It was like, you know, I, I, I, I'm glad that I listened to this podcast in the the afternoon because if I woke up and I was getting my hungover ass to work at 630 and driving and this was on the radio, I'd veer off the road right in the canow just ended. Yeah. out because I will say that yeah, it was a cheesy kind of these guys are that used to have a radio show. They obviously don't anymore. Now they just have a podcast. But you could tell that the host is a professional radio guy. He wasn't stuttering or stumbling. A lot of the podcast we listen to people have a lot of ums and make mouth noises. This

guy was a pro. He actually broadcasted well, even though the show sucked. So here's actually the exception to that rule. Play number six for me. I thought this is totally unadded. This is an audio clip from the show. Is this the house I used to live in? Yeah. What are you doing in that? What are you doing in that? What can you play? There's no guitar. That's a dog hit play. What room is he in? Totally unadded. Do you hear how much dead air there was there? Yeah, I have another clip that's like that too with a lot of dead air. Kevin, there's a radio turn. What people don't know what it's called, dead air.

It's not good. It's not a good thing. They actually have a live studio audience at this show. I heard them laugh like twice, if they're out an hour and a half. But how can you have that much dead air, not a person making a peep for that log? I don't know, the whole in studio thing just rub me the wrong way. Like, I don't know. The whole in-studio thing just rubbed me the wrong way. I don't like a bunch of yes-men like laughing at a guy that...

I know, right? This whole format. It's not these guys. It's everything from the I'mus and the Howard Sterns who kind of founded this format of people not really having anything to do except sit and talk It's just a bunch of like there's a lot of dick swinging in macho going. Yeah, and it's you know It's really it's just kind of a pecking order and You know one guy always has to sound like the widiest and the most cynical and you know He did a good job like you said, but right that really comes across like especially at the start of the show The very freaking star of the show Well, you don't even know who these guys are unless you're listening and he's yelling at the engineer and beating them up

Like you're gonna a restaurant the manager comes out and just starts tearing right then make you feel uncomfortable Oh, it's super uncomfortable, but he was that's exactly what they were going for and you're right It's it's that format that doesn't have a format. And I feel like that's ruined most of podcasting. Most of these shows that Kevin and I have listened to is just two people talking to each other as if that's possibly interesting for anyone else to listen to. Well, at least yours has a point.

You guys, everyone that's listening to this podcast. We brought it yesterday. Yeah. The three people that are going to listen to this podcast. No, well, they're going to goof on this show. We know there's no question they're going to listen to this podcast. No, well, they're going to. They're going to goof on this show. We know there's no question they're going to hit it. They're going to rip

on it. And we're going to laugh at the jokes and make it's the format. Exactly. Exactly. That that's here and talk about. We actually know being too long. Well, the one thing I'll say about our show and I don't want to be too much of a brag or I'll know it is pretty impressive what we do Kevin and I. Is we actually put a little bit of pre-production work into it. And a lot of these shows they just show up and start talking to each other.

There's no thought or and this is show was a perfect example of that because he has pissed out that nobody even showed up to work out time to help him get the show going. But anyway, I don't want to go on that too much Kevin. You want to play the clip that you thought most summed up the show for you? Ah yeah, let me let me see which one. So, here's my take, I'm pretty much the whole rant thing.

It's cliche. Right. Every one of these shows that I've ever listened to above a love sponge, Howard Stern, Opie Nathany, whatever hell it's called now. There's always at least one episode a month where they completely dump on everyone else who works on the show. Right, they throw a big temper tantrum and it's just an organic. Right, right, this is what that was. Actually, I think OP did that twice a fucking show back then. But I mean, it was the same thing, you know, and Howard and everyone else that's like, sure, if shit doesn't go right, the

host isn't, he's mad and he's taking it out on everybody else. And yeah, I just, here's the beginning, I guess, of the official, I'm mad rant. When I ask her, here, there's double gun pointing and everybody's jacking each other off and doing the Chinese handcuffs on their uncircumcised penises. And that is, well, that's a devil that I'll have to dance with in the pale moon light.

And the sooner, the better. But if you are listening, appreciate it. You couldn't watch the show this week because I don't know why I show up here and everyone's claims to get here at one o'clock in the afternoon. and then every single time right before the show Nothing works and everyone's running around throwing their hands above their head and everyone's in a terrible mood And that makes it very difficult to do a show. So I don't know what to tell you about that. We

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Wheeler? Try the music down? Wheeler? We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there.

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We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll you yelling at your staff while I'm sitting here on hold. Right. Right. Right. It's like I fucked this. So I do want to talk about Wheeler Walker Jr. if you want to go down that avenue real quick. Anyway, so I actually got turned out of this guy a couple of months ago.

And anyone who knows me knows that I'm a big steel panther fan. Yeah, steel, steel bad there is the greatest rock band in the world right now. And this Wheeler Walker Jr. is the country version of steel panther. He's pretty much just goofing on modern country. And I pulled a couple clips of music that he's done to give the audience because what the fuck, I'm not just playing entertaining stuff that we did make or produce and put it on my show. I know, right? So if you want to play Wheeler Walker Jr. song one on their Kevin, this is actually him live on the OP show.

Just a quick clip from one of the songs that he plays and wrote. Girls off-shakein' wanna walk on through cause they all know what it came to do. No, I ain't pickin' no, I ain't that strong, you're mouth ain't ready, then you best be movin' along. I need some action and I need it quick, which one you queer is gonna suck my dick All right, and I wanted to play one more song as I thought I was pretty entertaining There's one that sounds exactly like a ZZ top rip off and I just pulled a clip from that side

Yeah Yeah alright my... More feeling buddy. Yeah. I'm so good. Friday night I just got all over work. My balls made me such a jerk. So I have to work, I went to his high notes. And he just wants pussy and kick, does that, yeah. I can tell my marks to be actually that, I wonder if it thinks this is funny.

So, yeah, I've heard the demo for Wheeler Walker's fan base is somewhere around the 13-year-old now. That's why he's a humor right there. Yeah. The only other show that we've reviewed, Kevin and I that I liked was Ross 4th hour. It was a pro wrestling review show and it was the same time you were. That's really good. The beginning of the show they get into wrestling.

They do. Yeah, this is the same demo for sure. Uh, so I'm not make any friends here. No, I, yeah, Yeah, this is horrible. I don't know. I don't like it, but it's not even that these guys are bad. It's the freaking genre. Okay, I was listening to this while running, which sucks, you know, running sucks anyway. Right. I had to switch to NPR just to get some Ira glass to save my run in my day. I will say that I

spaced out for a minute and then when I came to and I started listening and I thought I was watching cops in Memphis. I didn't know there was a domestic dispute going on. I wasn't exactly sure what was going on. I was when I'm starting to wonder these guys a little there. Are they humanizing themselves or talking about the house and the man cave? They go back into the rant on the engineer again. This is a 20 minutes into the park. It just goes back to the beginning and I'm uncomfortable again. Right. Right. They're like, oh shit, we're losing that flow that we had. We got to go back to the formula. Oh, yeah. The thing that I, the reason I think that it's a lot like, uh,

Bubba the Loves Fund is not only the wrestling talk that they do a little bit here too, but everyone has a fucking nickname. Oh, let's get into that real quick. Oh, fucking. So the hosts of this show are Chad Dukes, Oscar Santana, and Drab T-shirt. Yeah, right. So Chad Dukes is, of course, Dukes. Oscar was not on the show. That's the big O part of Big O and dukes, but he wasn't on. And then, Drab T-shirt is like their producer or something, and they call them like drabbers or something. It's a nickname of a nickname. What the fuck is going on?

Yeah, I have three clips from the beginning where they just, they like, of the different nicknames that they have. So here we go. Okay. Hey, what's up guys? It's drab. Alright, so there's drab. We have drab. Okay. You just covered drab t-shirt. Yep. We all know the transition that pastery Dan went through. He was. So there's pastry Dan. Yeah, this is such a more. Okay. Hi, Gordon. My B-shambles here. Are you like me right now? Are you looking for that perfect gift for your father? There's there's Zohan Jews. I was just I was just waiting for a turd turd. Turd? Turd? Okay, turd. Yeah, it's everyone has a nickname and I can't I hate that. That's so much. I agree, Kev, Kev. What would our nicknames be like seriously? We had like I was under the impression that Carl's nickname was handsome Be wonderful since he's been using it

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You got mail. production. Big, big, hell and doug. Yeah, but dead air. You've got mail. Yeah, I'm back. Where the, that come from. Like all of a sudden they had this fucking production element. When we listen to man cow, that was every three seconds of the show.

Was that shit? You got mail? Did they produce this piece? No. 1990? It's still hilarious. The AML you got mail thing is still funny to these fucking people. Yeah, back dude, you put it in.

You don't hate about the radio production. It's always delay. It's like radio, radio, radio, radio. Yeah, back, yeah, back. Yeah, like why is the delay that was exciting effect to these fucking engineers? It's not that exciting. It's the audio equivalent of a drop shadow in graph. Very good. Very good. It is the drops of radio production. Yeah, there's a anywhere you go. Like now I not the brag.

What I've lived in a bunch of places now. And every place I go, I turn around. That's the way we brag. How Tucson working out for it. You live in Tucson. Oh, I live in Tucson, Arizona. I have lived in three different cities and three meters. So I'm doing pretty well. I'll bet on this.

So no, one thing I've noticed is like, because I'm from, obviously from Rochester, where you guys are. And back there, you know, because I'm from, you know, obviously from Rochester where you guys are and back there, you know, you get used to the radio and then the radio, when it comes out, it's like 99 in the morning. You know, they have like those fucking female singers or whatever, it's the same everywhere. Like every city I've lived in,

they all have the same like two thorns greatest hits It's like there's all those little stupid fucking jingles and shit I was wondered if they had like a female like quartet like just sitting in a studio with a list of different stations and cities I think in the 30s, they actually did Mark. They're like, OK, could you guys can you three just do this one here? OK, yeah, sure

here. Truth are consequences new Mexico. I want to get the greatest hits. Yeah, it's impressive. So Kevin, one of the things I know it's about the show and maybe you can explain this to me So like I said, they used to be a radio show. Now they're just a podcast. However They censor it as if it were a radio show every fuck and shit is bleeped right Not uncircumcised penis. Well, okay, so that's what I want to talk about because I don't understand a

Why they do that? I grabbed me one while you're out of my, because I don't understand A, why they do that. Grab me one while you're out, Mark. I don't understand A, why they do that, or B, how the FCC regulations work, because the shit that they do talk about when they're not bleeping Fs and Ss is over the top. This whole show is just about jerking off. Play this compilation, I call my my J. O

compilation. This is all the shit that didn't get censored. It's a lot of Oscars here. There's double gun pointing and everybody's jacking each other off and doing the Chinese handcuffs on their uncircumcised penises. There's 25 assholes that walk through your

assholes in here. No, and one of them works for the show. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. That's where I'm going to go and start liking balls. Eat the show. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. That's where I'm going to go and start licking balls. Eat Wheeler's mom's but hold on. I'm like eating food. We were like

that. Take a break in the middle of the jack off. Are you breaking up with that girl because she won't let you suck off her cousins? You'll play with your grandpa's balls. Yeah. Yeah. It's the grandfather. It's

eating the father's ass. There's a lot of great stuff going on in that song. I I like the jack of dog off. We know like she'll jacked off a lot more dogs than I have. I mean, how many dogs do you think she's ever jacked off? A baker's dozen and minimum. And I realize that every time you piss in a urinal, it splatters all over the place. You spring urinal all over your hands going all over the back of the room. Yeah. But you get splash back every single time you

piss in your and I went in there on Tuesday. Just pissed all over yourself. But the problem is is for us adults, especially if you're tiny dick, like if you're packing a blistex cap, like like I am, and you're just pissing all over yourself in your knees and your your feet. And all that piss that

splattered everywhere is dried up and just looks disgusting. The floor is sticky. Is that just so the piss doesn't go everywhere? I don't know. I don't know what it's for. I heard about it on the Simpsons and then I started putting ice in your anals and then you piss on it and kind of have this nice cool sensation. They're dick waggling out sitting in your house and beat off looking at your dog. I'm guessing you're stucking your whiskey day. Why are you talking about me? I beat off many times, Mr. Skin. There's some song about beat off in the show. Even I'm blushing at this point. 13 year olds there like, he can relate.

Jerk off in the morning. Really? Let's go whack off. Wack off. Wack off whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack And that's fine. I don't even mind that. I'm the guy that shows up and that makes with the walk walk. Well, I'm a guy that shows up and makes with a walk a walk. Yeah, he said that twice, which if you're, if you think you're the funny guy and you say that you make with the walk a walk, you're not the funny guy. Yeah, walk a walk. And they just walked and Justin Bieber teamed up for their latest hit. Here we go. there's the other walk-a-walk. Ben, which is somewhat frustrating because I don't want to scream at you. I want this to be the fun part of my day. I want this to be friends.

I like that too. Hang it out and making with the walk-a-walk. And unfortunately, that's not what it can be right now. The walk-a-walk. Yeah, that's fucking dumb. Oh, how did you do that? I totally like this, do you actually? Yeah, I can fucking dumb. Oh, how did you do that? I totally like this. Do you reckon?

Yeah, I can't do. So there's two ISOs that I pulled. I feel like we should use on future podcasts. If you want to play, these are like perfect. Play the ISO that I pulled out there. There's been no laughs! Sweetie me, how? None!

That we have to bring it back to every show. Oh, good. And then the other one. Well, this guy's an idiot. Yeah, that's a good one too. It's quick, but this guy's an idiot. I feel like both of those will probably work for most shows that you and I review, Kevin. Yeah, and our own show.

Yeah, Gavin. Yeah, and our own show. Yeah. Exactly. So what you're coming around to, Carl, is these guys are doing everything exactly right. Kind of. Yeah. They're doing every... They're following the rules. They are...

You know, they're hitting their cough mutes. I mean, I had never heard a radio jock make fun of his own small penis before. Oh wait. Exactly. Exactly. I got to knock him that. But yeah, no shit. So once again, I did like the Bluestex cap though. I get it in like 1993, but you got limited forms of the band. Right. We're going to get auto reverse under Cape deck, right? Right. Not a lot to listen to. So you kind of it. What do it's on side too right now? I could find out. I'm like, I think this world is right there and all of it is

more interesting in this format. Well, I agree with you, Mark. Someone's listening to it, though. Besides just me and 13 year olds, my buddy dad. So, you know, it's like, I guess these guys must

feel the heat. You know, they got a lot of 13 year olds, my buddy dad. So, you know, I guess these guys must feel the heat. You know, they got other stuff, you know, on their tail. They're, they're, they got a hustle to make their money. And they have to hustle. These guys are not hustling. They are. They are. They are.

They're a winping. They did say he got to work at 130 in the afternoon. They are, they are fucking a winping. Well, this is what I thought was pretty funny about it. So that segment where they answer questions from emails or whatever, the gam bag, whatever the fuck tack thing they call that. Yeah. So I have a series of clips here that I want to play starting with number eight. Here's a question that somebody wrote in. I know that the three of you are really busy with work or school, but are there any TV shows that you guys watch?

All right, so are there any TV shows you guys watch? No, this I thought was a great answer. Play Track 9. I watch a lot of TV, man, because it's going to be like going on. You know, we do three podcasts a week and try to go out on the weekend. I don't want to go out on the weekend. I don't want to go out on the weekend. I don't want to go out on the weekend. That's fucking amazing. I don't want to

have a drink every day. I can't watch TV and go out at the same time unless you go to a sports bar. Right. But I thought that was so well. He's guys dancing like he's busy. He's like, yeah, I fucking I watch TV and go out at the same time unless you go to a sports bar But I thought that was so well these guys answered like he's busy. He's like yeah, I fucking I jerk off and do podcasts I'm very busy looking at my dog, but then but then the truth comes out play track dad It's a huge commitment to and if you miss an episode or have to get caught up again

Fill over well I mean also when I'm watching TV I'm watching wrestling like I'm watching wrestling. Like I watch Monday Night Raw, and I watch Lucha Underground. Like, you know, that's when I'm spending time on the TV. I watch that pretty. Yeah. This guy is not only just watching, like the regular wrestling show. He's watching the underground shows. He's like, I have a lot of time.

I do devote 40 hours a week to pro wrestling. Don't get me wrong. I've got a lot of time. We're gonna have by radio voice and make it with a lock lock up. We're not a cat. I don't know, Cavanaugh. What else did you pull out of this show? Let's see, more dead air. Here we go.

Okay. Are we waiting for, what are we doing? We can do what we can, we can use a call back and we can do whatever you like. and I don't know what he's laughing in here because it's too awkward. No one's laughing. It's a fucking... It made zero sense in the context of the show. Let's just do a drop right now. These guys break the fourth wall a lot, don't they? Yeah, they're dangerous. They're dangerous.

No, wait, the curtain of mysteries is just missing on these guys. They're just like, we're gonna fall on our asses and step on every break in the long on the process. Exactly. I have another one just called peanut gallery. These are idiots cackling for no reason. The background. All right. Campbell's, there's one thing that can make this evening better right now. Take that goddamn hat off. Take that. He said take the hat off. The boss. I take it all. I I'm not going to be a little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit about that conversation. Right. I hate it when I listen to shows and they start describing something that nobody can see or cares about. And they're cracking PR.

Oh, I hate it PR. I'm talking about it that pretty well. I should not defend these fucking weirdos, but they did have a U-stream, so they have a video. They do usually, but it wasn't working. Yeah, they talked about it, it was flashbacking everything, right? Wait, are you talking about when they pee in the urinal? They talk about...

That's what I'm trying to ask, because we heard the show. They talk about pissing an urinal for 20 minutes straight. In between yelling at the engineer, he's talking about pissing and how it splashes back on. And then they talk about fixing an air conditioner for another 20 minutes. Like a majority of the show was pissing an air conditioner. That's what I want to call it. The show now I'm subscribed.

I want to call it pissing and AC. And then they talk about at the end, Mr. Skin had some Memorial Day, especially when they called, what do you call it, ma'am memorial? So they were talking about girls, yabboos. Did you hear that Kevin? Yabboos? They were calling boobs, yabboos. And I never heard that term before. They were like, well, look at the yabboos on that. I'm like, what the fuck? So I looked at up.

Japanese. Well, I looked it up on, oh, Japanese don't have yabboos. So I looked it up on Urban Dictionary. And it did say that yabboo is a term for boob's. But also, there was another definition. It's not a fan of y. It's just like Yahoo. That's what I'm talking about. The money we got.

Exactly. But it's the last time anybody looked on Yahoo. Yeah. You know why we don't come up with it's more like geoshitties. That joke was Yahoo. Yeah. Anyway, I thought that was just like you were talking about with a walk of lockers like the Yabu's thing. I'm just like, what are these guys like they

they're trying to be cool or relevant? When your demographic is 13 years old, the older you get, the more you are like the guy in the white man and unless you're like the cool radio jock. He's talking about you, Kevin. I'm pretty sure. Guy in the white man. That's me. Not yet. He's way saving up. All right, so there was part one part they were talking about that I actually agree with. And I'm going to offend my co-host, PlayTrack 11.

Have the two most irritating fan bases in the history of mankind. In my opinion, that's Game of Thrones and Walking Dead. I've never met two groups of people I'd rather talk to less than the people that scream about those shows from the highest mountain top. I have a hundred percent of where with this. I watched the first season of Walking Dead, and when I watched for 20 minutes as the girl looked at her sister on the ground transforming into a fucking zombie or wearable for whatever the fuck that shows about. I was like, okay, how about this is this is way too aware of itself. It's trying to way too hard to win it. Every fucking 30 seconds.

It's just dead on on that one. Yeah. Both those shows are it's like the people who are alive with assholes. Right. You know, you root for the zombies. Oh, I was reated for this out of shit from day one. I like to fuck this guy. This little kid Carl fucked this guy. And what's more irritating than people like just obsessing over these shows. There's a bar here in Rochester. I won't name the name, but they would close down fundamentally on Sunday nights,

because I went to the walk and they didn't have the walking dead on everything. You had to shut up. You couldn't talk in the bar because the walking dead was on Mark was the one guy who got yelled at and I can tell right now he's very bitter about it Mark just the fuck up we're watching a TV show you're in a bar like I mean don't they have podcasts to do how do they have time to watch TV and why won't people shut up when we're watching soccer that's what I I want to say. I tell you why, if I was going to escape the zombies, I could at least... So, Kevin, I'm guessing you don't agree with that portion of it. You're a fan.

I mean, you know, everybody's got... Everyone's got an opinion, you know, that's fine. I'm... People don't like those shows, that's fine. You never did a whole podcast about walking that. Talk about not showing show about it. It's totally cool to like those shows, but I'm sitting my horrible miserable cubicle all day. I'm already a little bit dead. You even throw a game of throw.

I just want to make you want to talk about sports, but I work with a bunch of computer geeks, so that's off the table. Right, right, right. Well, I work from home, so I don't get any of that. I have to like, I have to create podcasts where I talk to no one And we love you for anyway, so I guess that we all the mud and the ship were slinging toward the big old induced they reached us They got their message to us and that's what a professional radio guy supposed to do Well, I will say that I think this was probably their worst show You know, Oscar,

one of the co-hosts wasn't even on it. I'm not going to do the research to check. I'm not either. I'm just going to assume that it's usually funnier than this. But dude, one part, I think that this guy, Duke's just totally lies. Play track 12. I don't think I've I've told a boss to F off once and then pretended that I didn't say it and kept my job But like another two or three weeks and then just stop showing up Do that's a sign for the episode George Costanza did that not you big dukes. What are you talking about? This is one time I said that I worked for Vandal I industries I by a said that I worked for Vandalie Industries, which was a rubber latex salesman. Then we got lost in the parking garage and we had a beanie eventually.

It's like, you're not going to fool anyways. The most watched TV show in this street of the world. I beat off while looking at my boss's dog. That is sightfall ever so. I don't remember that one. I don't remember that one. Kevin, do you have any more clips that you want to... No, I don't think I'm all done.

I have just two more. I didn't do a good job with fitting these into the context of what we were talking about earlier. So I'm going to back up. And we were talking about this censorship thing. So they have live commercial spots they've read at the very beginning. And then there's a live spot at the very end. But there's no real advertising. You tell this isn't a syndicated show. They don't take breaks for advertising. So I didn't understand. Why there was censorship, but I want to play an example of it. Play track five.

I was in the home, you know, whatever, so my mother will ever I usually say. And then if they're trying to get Pepsi or if they're trying to get a major advertiser, just bleeping someone talking about going to fuck your mother. No problem getting Mailchimp or

stamps. Those guys will slap their pizza. They'll put their day by that, anything, yeah, exactly. Well, they did have the podcast. All right, it's blue fucking apron. It's coming out now. Right, actually, wasn't that one of them? They did have sponsors at the beginning.

They did, yeah. Yeah. They were very red-necky sponsors, though. There's ones I've never heard. I listen to a lot of podcasts, and I've never heard of this. Well, you guys are in a man- heard of it. I noticed that. The other funny thing that I pulled here was from the

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I- Sorry, it's finished, Chef. God. We got it. Wasn't trying to break your flow. You guys, I'm just the guest. I don't know what kind of feedback you get on your podcast. If you hear from your listeners or if you hear from the people that you trash on a week

week, I know you've heard some, I know that a Brody wrote you or something like that. But a furry, but yeah, a couple of furies actually. But not gonna get more. Could you go on a Brody? But you can. Brody's, but now you're doing it. Well, my little pony, I just dropped up as a werewolf. The point is now you're dealing with a professional radio guy who is probably scrounging for material on a week to week basis. Good point, maybe maybe will not be too surprised if the goofer becomes the goofy.

I would love that Kevin and I talk about it a lot. who surprised if the goofer becomes the goofy. Oh, I would love that. Kevin and I talk about it a lot. We actually, it's a good segue, Mark. We actually have a number of furries that listen to the show. I'm pro furry now because our fan base is mostly furry.

We have my favorite part of Reap Mythology. We've got a number of people who have reached out to us and said that they listened to us because of furcast and it's because and Kevin and I went back and listened to it. We made fun of furcast a few episodes ago and they did a whole segment about us making fun of them. Now what they didn't do is say our URL which would have been nice. Come on, furcast. You're going to make people go slip here killing me. But that was actually a very cool segment where they went back and talked about us talking about them.

And we encourage that. In fact, we've gotten other podcasts. We've reached out to us. And we've said back message of saying, let's do each other's shows. No, when you said that, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it.

Let's use bold and bullet point. Exactly. Yeah, let me explain to you exactly what I typed and how I typed it. What's talk about it? He's bold and bullet-point. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, let me explain to you exactly where I typed and how I typed it. That was cocky else in centires, right? Yeah. Drink, drink, drink, you're wrong. I get those two confused.

They're like the same dumb cunts at both of the shows. Are they the same ones? No, but it seems like it. No, yeah. It's a different show. But it's cool, man. Like Kevin and I have talked about this a lot. We don't really dislike these shows. We don't care.

We're just, it's a goof. And I love that there's fans of these shows who find us and then write us and say, hey, I really like the show. I like what you guys are doing. You're wrong about furries. You're wrong about this. You're wrong about that. But I like what you're doing. And it's true. We are wrong

about furries. We're wrong about most things that we talk about. We're not well researched. We're not putting a lot of effort into it. We're just taking someone else's passion and it's so close to getting over it. Now I feel bad. Now you got in touch. You want me to be? So anyway, to our furry listening fans, we love you, and we appreciate it. And again, we say this a lot. We're always looking for podcasts to review. So if there's any ones that maybe you host or you stumbled upon, you want us to check it out. Who are these.com? We have a form on there. You can submit your suggestions.

You can also find us on Twitter and Facebook. So we appreciate you guys with your feedback, whether positive or negative. We have gotten some more positive iTunes reviews, which helps to balance out the people who we should have to go out and give us one star. So I wonder if it could do that. We really appreciate it. But just any, any feedback at all pro or negative, we appreciate it. And it does help us make a better show if we were to actually read it. Actually, it's funny. You say that. Put in promo code, um, take dummy and save 20% of satire first scale.

Dummy in the douche. And it's done. W in the douche and the scale is free. All right. Well, that was fun. I had fun shooting all over the big Owen dukes.

Uh, show. I didn't have fun listeningitting all over the big Owen Duke's show. I didn't have fun listening to it. I just wanted to sum up. Yeah, please. I thought they were very professional, and they did exactly what they were supposed to do, and they did exactly what gets them a listener shit. I just taped the genre. I, 100% agree.

It's the type of genre that even when done well, it ruins everything else, because everyone thinks they can get on a show and just like shoot the shit. Let's talk about how the guy came over and fixed my furnace for an hour. And they try to do that and you're like, no, that's not interesting, you're not funny. Well, you assume that you're in the lives of these people,

they assume you're in their life. And they know who the hell, you know who the hell they're talking about. Well, I, probably their fan base does know who the hell they're talking about. Which is sad probably their fan base does know who the other talking about Which is the one with the Duke's poster like on their wall over their bed. Oh, you see that poster next to Next to the next Charlie's age. All right, it's a little hollowness poster Yeah, no, I mean that's kind of my takeaway too, I am a fan of this kind of style, like, you know,

opian-athadie and Howard Stern. It's kind of what I was kind of brought up on, if you will, or what I listened to growing up. And, you know, it's in that same vein. And yeah, they probably do have a very loyal fan base who knows all the intricacies and all the nicknames and all that stuff and it's completely fine. You know, and as Carl said, we're just having fun with it, but I mean, obviously it's

all of Duke's better than the other ones in this genre. Who can tell? It was. And then that is kind of true. I mean, I really think it sounds a lot like Bubba the Loves bunch. I know I've said that name a bunch of times, but if anybody's ever heard Bubba before, this sounds like a clone of that show. Yeah, but Big O's wife fuck Hulk Hogan.

Because I don't think so. Bubba the Loves bunch has got that. I don't know, bro. Oh, yeah. I also fucked Big O's bro. Oh, yeah. I also fucked big. I was wife. Well, that was a horrible module.

It was a worse module, man. I wasn't ready for it. And I thought we were moving out. Oh, yeah, I fucked her wife, too. Oh, hey there. I have the Bachelband, Bradley Savage. I am the Bachelband right at this level. I am the undertaker and I have also penetrated your wife.

You realize that in lampooning your enemy, sometimes you become them? I don't know. This guy marked on the show anymore. It's popping me out. I remember that in a fortune cookie. Well, this's been fun. So next week, we're going to do it all over again. Kevin, we took a week off there.

And I know that everyone was pretty bombed about not hearing us for a week, but next week, we're going to do it again. And I pulled a teaser clip from the show that we'll be reviewing. So go ahead and play that. That's a little bit funny. It's not. Broadcasting from Oakland, California, this is Love at First Pizza. My name is James.

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