Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep221 - True Crime Obsessed

Episode Date: August 30, 2020

Girl! This week we listen to a very popular show that, girl, talks about true crime documentaries. All your favorite true crime stories, girl, like that politician who was corrupt and that fast food game that was a scam. All of them girl! Andy joins the show and brings all of the Tom Myers' jokes from the most recent Politipod. We also do a deep dive into Stuttering John's lolsuit with SiriusXM and his recent mental breakdown that he streamed live on the internet. Also, Vic's back, but that's way at the end.  Support the show: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello, everyone. We're Dixon Cousinreus. Welcome to another episode. Who are these podcasts? The Drinking Show with a serious podcast problem. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week, a man who wouldn't fuck Vic with his brother, Joe's dick, and producer Chris Pushing. It's Andy, everybody.

Let's talk shit. What is happening, Andy, please. I'll just go in. Go to whoarethese.com, get our email address, voice phone number, link to our server, and at least a Discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel, and of course, the link to our Patreon,

featuring at least two new bonus episodes, every single month. I was just on the Drew and Mike show on Thursday. Yes. I have a monthly segment with them now. Yeah. And we talk shit about Chelsea Handler, who in her podcast

That's a great subject and so I put that out as a little mini bonus episode on our patreon When I was on anything kumi a show I did the same thing see get on there We're putting out content all the time right and you can check on is totally worth it now Finally, it wasn't before but it is now also we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple podcasts And then shit all over us in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called True Crime Obsessed. This is a suggestion that came in from At Winter 337, Andy and I both listen to the show separately.

We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by two people, Patrick Hins and Jillian Pensavilla Vava, and these people are very excited with themselves. Yeah, I think it's one person and one hyena. Yeah. This fucking guy is out of control. Alright, let's get right into it because I want to play a clip that kind of sums up

the show for me. This guy laughs at everything, like even stop rolls from comtowns like that's too much like exactly what I thought. feel like a little bit. Tell me what's even the joke here. He's cracking up in the background. Explain me what's funny about this clip. Ted Bundy is on death row. It's 1980.

Like it's over a sweetheart. It's done. You're going to that goddamn electric chair. It's just happening. So sorry. But like this is just the right. He's just losing his mind. Oh, yeah, she's just saying things that are factual. There's example after example of her saying something that is not a joke and him losing his shit.

So I thought we would try something because it's actually really impressive that Jillian's able to podcast. Well, he's just laughing at nothing the whole time. I wonder if you and I can do this show. Patrick just laughing. Yeah, randomly in the background. It's not just tracking at all. No, it's normal. This is how you know that a show's funny and fun. Right. When a gay man is calculating like a lunatic. Yeah, this is throughout the entire thing for no reason. Right. This is the number one podcast now because it's a laugh riot for no reason. But a true crime of sex is a huge shock. Right. With a huge following. Yes. Inexplicably, there's no reason for this to be.

There is a specific reason which I'll get into. Oh, nothing new. Second of you to be in a new territory. All right, Andy, do you have a clip that you think sums up the show for you, my friend? Well, by the way, I should mention, I'm sorry, I answered your question, I got you off. Something that I always make fun of five cancers for doing. I should mention, I listened to the Ted answered your question, I got you off. Something that I always make fun of five cancers for doing. I should mention, I listened to the Ted Bundy episode because it was about what these guys do is they watch a documentary or true crime documentary and then they explain every single part of it

while playing clips to also explain every single part of it. Yeah. Basically adding no value to the documentary at all. Now I watched the Ted Bundy tapes documentary series, so I was like, familiar with it, I'm like, cool, since I already know the subject matter, I'll see what their take is out of. And I learned nothing there. Right, they added nothing to it.

They added nothing. In fact, when they would start playing, I'm probably ruining all your bits. No. When they start playing the clips from the actual documentary, you're like, oh, you just go watch that. That actually sounds really good. It's well produced.

It's a good thing. Yeah. Who wants to listen to people's scream talk over clips, right? And what he does that, right? Good. Good. Anyway, with me, darling. But my clip eight is my sum up. This is where he's learning it's all about raising money and the political strategist is back to say like we felt like For Rod to be known as more than Dick Melson alike. You got to have a million dollars. We said

Rod, you get that people start taking you seriously. He would go anywhere raised money and there were no limits back then. So he was raising 25,000, 50,000, 100,000 at a time. He raises $3 million. He gets elected governor. He does all this great shit. So I made a mistake and I listened to maybe the most boring episode you could possibly select. It's the one today. How would you know one's more boring than another?

Well, how would you judge that? But after listening to it, so a politician was corrupt. Wow. You know, like, we were listening to producer Chris's over last night. We were listening to Mick Millions, which is another thing I'm familiar with. Yeah. But that is just like, they, you know, the monopoly game of McDonald's, the Mafia. Yeah. When it's another one that I got bored watching, I was just like, I mean, it's an interesting, it was a little too long. It's an interesting series. But the

listen I'm talking about, we just turned it off. We usually have a lot of fun listening to this podcast back before, and we're just like, this is boring. Right. And the one I listened to was the Rod Blegoy Vitch, Chicago mayor, governor, whatever, turning corrupt. And it's just, I don't care about this, and I don't care about you screeching

and heying over it. Well, you play clips of a better-produced document. It's not really a documentary. I'm gonna say it right. Yeah, thank you. Someone's gotta do it. It's not really in the vein of true crime. When you're talking about the McDonnell's Monopoly scandal

or Rod Bavoyovich, I'll be say that. Yeah. None of it is really shit that you're interested in. You want like death and murder and rape and pillaging and. Correct. A couple other P words. I mean, at least that's fascinating because you can't relate, but a politician that took money

that they weren't owed, that's not interesting at all. You can't relate to murder and rape. Are you gaslighting me, Andy? Is this how you try to cover up? Yeah, yeah. All right. Throwing people off of my trail. Are you gaslighting me, Andy? Is this how you try to cover up? Yeah, yeah. Alright. Throwing people off of my trail. I also want to point out how fake these people are.

Because I think it's important to know that they're not being their genuine selves at all in any single way. You can tell from the ad reads. So, the guy Patrick's doing an ad read, listen to the reactions that he's getting from his co-host, Jillian. We got this amazing, brandless popcorn, which is like cheddar cheese and, like, salty buttery. Speaking my- We got these amazing gluten-free peanut chips. But then we got, like, a little flipping spatula that we used to, like, flip burgers. What?

It's some garbage website that sells fucking everything. Yeah. And he's explaining that he bought like random nonsense. And I got a zoom in on when he talks about pedachyps. Listen to her reaction to pedachyps. Pedachyps. Oh. Shocking.

You would think this woman weighed 500 pounds the way she reacts to food. She doesn't. But that was my, I just assumed, I'm like, oh, this is a very large obese woman is that can't wait to eat Peter chest chair breakers sister. Yeah, right. That's I was thinking but no It was not yeah, it's just someone who's overreacting to add copy and trying to pop it up a little bit Well, it's really not that excited now. You bought popcorn on the internet. What? It's amazing

super What? It's amazing. Super. Just everything has to be pumped up to make you believe that you're listening to something interesting. They're shot out of a cannon from the very beginning. Yeah. And it sounds like it's sped up too. I usually listen to podcasts and I'm reviewing on the show a little bit sped up so I don't waste all of my fucking life doing this. You know, I want to have some of my life not listening to shitty podcasts. And I couldn't. I couldn't with this one too fast. If you listen to this on 2X,

you just, your brain would explode. Yes. And he's proof. Also, they're definitely doing a lot of hard work with editing. Oh, yes. If you would play my clip too, called Rain in the hysteria.

Listen, this isn't an interesting clip so much, but you got to listen to right at the end when listen to Patrick. Let's start losing his shit They they have to like cut it off because it's just like How long how long do we have to let this go on before we get to the rest of the show? Well, this whole thing opens with rod Blagoi of that oh god, that's the only time you're gonna hear it. That precise. So it opens with him. Yeah, hard cut out.

There's a lot of examples of that where you can tell it was cut because he's laughing too hard and then he just starts talking straight. So you know that they cleaned it up. In fact, the other reason why you know that they do a ton of editing is because they play outtakes at the end.

Oh my God. Did you hear this? You know what, I, did that down they play outtakes at the end. Oh my God. Did you hear this? You know what, I can't down that smart. 10 minutes from the end, so I never even got that. All right, here are some hilarious outtakes. You know how they put the outtakes of a movie or something and a comedy and at the end and maybe it's cute or it's a little bit funny.

This says none of that charm. And then I was so glad I was pre-worn to not call him handsome, because look, I'm your face, you're not here for that shit. I'm not, I'm not. I know.-washed to not call him handsome because a look on your face You're not here for that. I'm not I'm not I know He also says when I met Marlon I was attracted to him because his wife could cook good sushi We also find out that during this campaign Ted got late for the first time yeah, and walla walla, okay That's a real place

Why did that make the cut? He was laughing hard at it. Just like everything else. What's the difference? What doesn't he laugh hard at? They promote their Patreon a lot. Oh God, yeah. Which they have 37,000.

And there's a million ads. There's a lot of ads. They're breaking it in. Yeah. People at Shows read a lot of reviews on this show. Be it the tally rated, a lot of reviews on there. One of the things people bitch about, they're like, you have 37,000 patrons.

You guys really need to read 17 ads every year, show. Fuck you. It seems like a lot. So he's promoting the Patreon and all the reasons why you'd wanna sign up for that. You guys, you get complete episode by episode coverage of the jinx, the staircase.

Serial. Serial making a murderer. All of our mini episodes are extended outtakes. It's all commercial free. Extended outtakes. Jesus. Oh Remember that thing that we decided wasn't good enough for the show so we cut it out if you pay us we'll let you hear it Why? If they cut out everything that wasn't worth putting in there would be no show right Jesus Christ

They probably have like a random editor that just goes in and slices things here and there They probably have like a random editor that just goes in and slices things here and there Because I couldn't tell the difference between what made the cut and what didn't make the cut now as I'm listening to these outtakes It's not like they're they're yelling F-slurrs or something fun like that would be a fun Outtakes yeah, and one point they do an ad for Clip seven is honey and I realized that honey is just throwing money at all the worst people Because do they have my email address? Yeah, they probably you should probably should get in on this because another I've been keeping tabs on A previous person because I want to see how their podcast is going And I realized that they do an ad for honey too

So I cut them in at the end of this. You can figure out who's also getting honey money. Sounds good. Oh, but girl, honey is back. All right, look, can we start off by telling the people what honey is and then I'm going to tell you a story? OK, so here's the thing. Everyone shops online. Don't act like you don't.

We all do it. I know that you are all about two jizz in your pants and your panties are wet. But first, before we get started. Oh, no You know the mother fucking drill Honey you guys the reason this show is able to happen is because of our sponsors We were talking about call her daddy fucking thanks a honey, for keeping that asshole on the air. Oh, she's doing really well too. We were talking about Call of Her Daddy when I was on

Drew and Mike. And one of the things I might have pointed out in this show too, one of the things I learned about them with all the articles that came out with the falling out they have, they're portnoy coming out and they're, their audience is mostly women. The people who listen to that show are actually girls and it's like young girls. She's talking about jizzing in her panties to 14 year old girls and it's gross. Yeah, it is gross. It's not a fan.

That one was, they had Miley Cyrus on, which is just, didn't Miley Cyrus on? Yeah, she went to Miley Cyrus's house and interviewed Miley Cyrus. Oh, fuck, I don't know how to do that. I heard you on the album. My number one was just like reading. I was just like, I can't listen to it. Because like I said, I was trying to find like a reason

to talk about her more because I'm hoping that she's, you know, hitting the skids because of the controversy and all that. But it's still got a pair of me. She's doing just fine and getting bigger guests than ever. But it was like a super boring. That's interesting.

Add copy. Guys, after you get done choosing in your pants, get the lawn mower 3.0. From Ocon W-E-T-P-20. Yeah. For free jizz and shipping. Don't jizz on your razor, guys. I'm joking.

It's a joke. I don't want to get the fucking e-Bow. I just have my razor. It now doesn't work. I electrocuted myself. Oh, fuck work. I electrocute it myself. Oh, fuck me. Let's talk more about ads, because that's the reason we want we're doing right now.

This is an ad read that's just awkward, and I'm sure he's ad living, and you can hear that it was edited, and it doesn't make any sense to me. You guys Robin Hood bottom line, it is like the simplest, easiest investing app, even a gorgeous thin beautiful Amazing-haired person like me can figure out how to invest Okay, so the Joe letting the guy that has the worst speaking voice to all the ad reads So the joke is even a gorgeous thin beautiful amazing-haired person like me amazing-haired

I mean he's obviously ad-libbing, but they're editing so much shit. Why not edit your ads better? Why not make your- Why not edit your ads make sense? Yeah. So you maybe sell some products. And by the way, this Robinhood app

is really, it's a way to trick people who are idiots Right. Out of their money. Yeah. Which is the opposite of what Robinhood did. Ha-ha-ha. And this, nothing not talks about using this app, it's an investment app if you didn't know.

The Robinhood app is super simple to use, it's super intuitive. It really truly is easy and fun. And I'm one of those people now. I own two stocks and I check them every like 15 minutes. Oh my God, this is literally it. It's just a nothing. The children. I wonder what his stocks are in.

AstroGlide. They had penicillin. AstroGlide. Ha ha ha ha. They had penicillin. He owns two stocks, Andy. And he's so excited to use the Robinhood app to check his stocks. And of course, they have to use the word

that just grates on me. But that's the point. It's a gray way into this world where you guys we should be adulting a little bit more. Yeah, fuck you. Guys, why guys we should be adulting a little bit more. Yeah, fuck you. Guys, why don't we start adulting by using an app for children to trade penny stocks. They hit a lot of like, sort of spots with me. Shit, we'll get to it.

But I don't know if you did this on your episode, but on my episode, Patrick Hines is, we're out of the gate singing. Good fun. You only can't wait to hear this. Oh, it's a lot of fun. It's not just for gays anymore He's really feeling it. And it reminded me of another character who's way over the top because this person is not really who they're returning to be No one's that gay Oh, sure he's actually like he has seven dixin is asked at all be? No one's that gay. Oh, cheers. He's actually like, he has seven dictionaries asked at all time. He's not that gay.

There's no way. Right. But that did remind me of another character. The whole world's gone to hell, but how are you? I'm super. Thanks for having me. All thanks, and Senator, I couldn't be better. I'm a thing.

I'm feeling super. Now nothing fucks me Everything is super when you're don't you think I look cute in this It's like he's like an odd and funny big day. Nobody nobody can keep that kind of energy up all the time You look at look at Robin Williams look at how he ended up oh's got dark. But he does laugh at a joke really really hard when What's your name, Jillian? Yeah says that somebody is a dumb bitch. This is a hilarious joke What a great punchline to Patrick. Yeah, but he fucking falls for it. I know this dumb bitch But he fucking falls for it. I know.

This dumb bitch. Ah. He falls for it. He looked at me. If he thinks that's that funny, the next time I talk about Chrissy Mayer, I want to have this guy call house. Sure, yeah. Because the fucking names that I call her.

Way funnier than dumb bitch. Oh, there he is. Since we're on the subject of Gillian's great jokes, let's hear my clip for. The episode really opens with Blagoie V is wife Patty. Oh God. And she a patty. She's really a Karen right? She wants to see the manager right now. Oh yeah, I might come out later. I mean I will put anything past anybody at this point. As my late grandfather said, I know trust in nobody. So who the hell knows? Are these punchlines? Are they pretending to have personalities?

Calling somebody a Karen? Wow, that's not 30 minutes ago. 30 minutes ago. So, still talking about Karen's. Jesus Christ. Well, there's going to be later our next, the other segment I brought, another hack talking about Karen's.

We'll get to that. Ah, right. That's not talking about Karen's. We'll get to that. All right. That's not calling people Karen's. There is at least one Karen who listens to our show, right, girl A. Okay. And I do feel bad for her that that's become a derogatory term. Okay.

But I have to say when I was reading the reviews, all of their listeners are Karen's. Seriously, that's who their target audience is. They're calling out Karen's. These are women with no friends. Yeah. The people who listen to this, it's all women, of course. It's true crime.

And none of them have fronts. I did, I know that my sister is a big Karen crime person. Yeah. And I texted, I was just like, do you know anything about this show? She's like, oh my god, it's my favorite texted. I was just like, do you know anything about this show? She's like, Oh my God, it's my favorite show. I'm a patron. And I went to see him live in New York City. I was like, fuck you. You can't even give WATP five. You're on this podcast, Patreon, but not your show that your own brother is on. She's dead to me. Yeah. You think

you're pissed she's listening right now she's here fuck that you why isn't she calling in then she's a fan of the show I have a thousand questions for her most of them are the word why what's wrong with you what's wrong with you what happened when you were growing up what did Andy do to you yeah yeah yeah to make you think this is that I dropped you on your head what too many times It's just because your blood is chill. Yeah, this is why you do this Well, let's see Carl. What else do we got? I mean did we both do laughing supercuts? Yeah, it's when you're when you're looking at the wave form when you're doing your editing

It's very easy to find the last part. Yeah, yeah It was the easiest supercut I ever did. I didn't make it super long because I knew we're both do this But my clip 3 is the laughing. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA It's like speaking of supercuts, there's another thing that they overused that's super fucking annoying, and that would be the word girl. Yeah. Girl, girl, girl. Yes, girl. I was like, girl, girl, girl, girl.

I'm girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl. Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl. Yes, girl. Good job, girl. Even my super fan sister, I said, what are there like crutches that they lean on and she's she said It's girl all day. They both call each other girl I listen to an episode about Ted Bundy and I pulled out all the times are actually referring to girls I wanted this to be a pure super cut because there's lots of girls in that story. Sure. That was just that talking to each other. Yeah

And it was more than half of that music that we're talking about. It wasn't the topic relevant girls. It was just them calling each other girl. Correct. Well, they get political. I don't know, they got political in your... Oh, it's a play of political. Yeah, me.

Yeah. So, the obviously having agenda and right out of the gate, this happens. What are we talking about today? Just, arguably one of the worst people I've ever heard about. Ted Bundy. Yeah. Beer, you saying that because he's a Republican?

Wow. Just kidding Republicans. I love that we have Republicans and some conservatives who listen to our podcast. They're not all like Ted Bundy everybody. Yeah. Yeah. hilarious. Then there's some Nixon bashing because in the year 2020 we're also bashing on Richard

Nixon. If I have to watch one more goddamn image of Nixon with those two fingers. I know. I can't stand that. Yes you are sweetheart. You are a crook. Oh. What's calling out Richard?

Take that Richard Nick said take and we're taking you to watch images of Nick's I know what are you looking at? You're looking it up All right, so the reason why Ted Bundy was able to get away with shit is because of his white privilege. I don't know if you knew that. Let's find out why people get away with everything. Let's find out more. We're just immediately with the privilege.

Like Ted Bundy can make a phone call to some literary agent and make this deal and then it's like, okay, sir. Right. I know. So the reason why the Bundy tapes exists is pretty fascinating, guy. I don't know what's because he's white, most serial killers are.

But he's also charismatic. He took his crime spree on the road, multiple states. It's a very interesting story. He escaped from jail a couple times. And he's like, hey, I want to, he contacted journalists and I want to give you my memoirs. And they're like, yeah, we'll do that. And like, fucking white guys get everything they want

This guy was was killed in the electric chair fucking white privilege. Yeah, here's another example of them talking about his white privilege Is why he got a weird thing? You got to get killed in the electric turf before everybody else car He got Right it's so insane like these people are so bad at this How did he get away with it over and over and over again? Yeah. You know why? And I've seen this all over Twitter and Facebook.

Because he was a white guy. Yeah, because you know what? Everyone in authority was like, there's no way that dude who looks like me could do this. There's no one. There's no way. 100%. It's not because women were stupid and believed him

and got tricked into his car. Their theory is, because he's a white guy, he was able to be a serial rapist for years, because black guys have never done that Bill Cosby. There's never been a black guy's, but a serial rapist got away with it for a very long time because they were charming and everyone liked them. And Rich.

Yeah, and Rich, and they just like their personality. And by the way, he goes, oh, it's just because white people see him and they see themselves. White people hate other white people. Tom Myers, yeah, Opie, Stuttering John. The list goes on. What do all these people have in common, Andy? White people, white mad, terrible people.

And by the way, in this episode, they explain why he was able to get away with the shit for so long. The guy studied the way the police handles crime. It gave him access to a lot of crime statistics. He saw what the police did and what the police did not do. And he saw all sorts of places where somebody who was smart enough could take advantage of the chaos and the lack of consistency from one jurisdiction to another.

So they explain that this documentary explains the ways out of get away with it It's because he kept moving and they didn't transfer the records over to the next state So they didn't know and they never description on they know what's going on and this is information that they should know about and they go We got away with it because he's white You're an idiot. You're actually you're taking away Information that's already there. It's not because women are trusting or cops are bad at their job. Because he's a white man, a straight man. So all right, I do want to take a second here Andy, because I copied over some reviews

that I was reading. Can we, before we move on to that? Yeah, of course. My clip, let's you clip 12 is kind of related to this Oh, yeah, the boy which instead of waiting for his court appeal in prison like a normal person They put him on the apprentice because it's white privilege. Okay. You're not because of his celebrity right clip 12 I'll know based on OJ based on Artelli the whole idea is we're getting ready for the trial They're gonna make him famous and because they know it's harder to get a celebrity convicted And I'm thinking obviously O.J. is the worst

person in America, but he was a fucking celebrity, right? Same with Art Kelly, same with all these actual famous people who get acquitted. Rod Blagoievich is not famous and putting him on the celebrity apprentice where he's making jokes with fucking Sinbad is not gonna make him famous. It just makes him the butt of the joke. Yeah, and usually if you're someone if you're like a

Black kid when you're a waiting trial you're in prison. They throw you in writers, but he's a waiting trial and he's on television with Trump. So great. Thank you. Thank you everyone for everything White privilege white privilege. You get to be on TV. You get to be on TV with sin man and Trump and on funny You think about TV with Sid Man and Trump and unfunny famous comedian? It must be white privilege, right? And comparing it to OJ and Arkelly, two people are white, by the way. Jesus Christ. It doesn't matter if it fits into the argument they're making. The argument's obviously true. It's fine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so let me read you some of these reviews that I was looking at because I'm noticing a pattern. This one says tired. Have been a faithful listener for years and a Patreon member. I'm tired of the political opinions, et cetera. We have to deal with this every day of this podcast wasn't escape from everyday life,

but y'all developed an agenda, have at it. Here's another one. Such a drastic change. I used to love this podcast. I was a Patreon member and looked forward to Tuesdays and Thursdays and escape from reality to laugh with Jillian and Patrick. Well then you're a fucking fuck. But all right. These days this podcast has become way too politically charged. Jillian has crossed the line between Sassy and just straight miserable. The agenda of pushing the social justice warrior narrative seems to be all she is focused on. She's become unbearable to even listen to. So it was interesting that I was picking up on this shit

and then as I'm reading these reviews, even the carons who are listening and I said, oh, we're going, are we going to keep bashing white people forever? What's going on here? I don't know that I want to keep doing this. Here's another review. This one is a one star.

You know, for two people that hate other people's opinions and beliefs, they sure have a lot of opinions Do it this! Here's another review. This one is a one star. You know, for two people that hate other people's opinions and beliefs, they sure have a lot of opinions and beliefs stick to the story. Even though this is a podcast that basically steals other people's work, they recap a documentary. How hard is that? Plus, I truly can not care any less about your personal thoughts and opinions. People with platforms like this always seem to think that their opinions matter so much and they'll have an impact on their followers opinions trust me

No one's gonna change their mind to get us some podcaster I was gonna watch the documentary Did I say right documentary? I don't know We got called out for saying it wrong, but it's like you don't have to listen to this podcast You can just all this shit that they're talking about, I know. You can just go find it and watch it. They're literally just stealing content.

Yeah. If you don't want to hear about their opinions and their views, why are you listening to this? I don't understand it. But let me explain why some people who do listen to it, listen to it, and this is probably an example of a review that sums it up. The best friends you've never met.

Started listening a couple of days ago, subscribed to the Patreon immediately, it's worth every penny, just do it. You want murder, you want mystery, you want justice, you want laughter, welcome to TCO. This is a lonely person. The person who wrote this review is lonely, looking for friends and has found two of them who won't judge her.

Yeah. I don't tell her that she's boring and to stop eating that bagel. It's a laugh riot. Let's laugh along and all the victims. Here's one, 10 out of 10. The only downside of this podcast is the Julian and Patrick are not my real life bus friends. And the convo isn't happening in my living room.

Fucking pathetic, man. Yeah, fucking pathetic. If only my cats could talk right I don't think she had enough words to use she ran out of space and started to type that part All right, I've derailed us long enough, and let's get back to bashing these muscles. Yeah, I mean a lot of these things they're just it's all out of left field Yeah, I mean a lot of these things they're just it's all out of left field Clip one or can they start talking about people that sort of like seem like their villains Like Blagoff it comes off as an 80s villain

But they start naming people that aren't villains and they name check a guy That they could not possibly have meant to say this. Let's hear clip one. He just looks like the bully date rapist from every John Hughes movie from the 80s. He looks like a total cross between 80s, Charlie Sheen and 80s Judhersh. Yeah, I heard that too. Alright, I don't know what people know. He must have met Jud Nelson, right? Judd Hersh. I don't know if people know he must have met John Nelson right yeah, John her Sh and people don't know if you watch a taxi yeah, John her should look like he was 70 when he was 30 Yeah, and in 1980 not and fucking 80s villain rapist in any way. I just like John her

I don't know again. It's okay to make a mistake But they added this podcast, so fucking much. Like why is it that an outtake? Why is it actually in the show? It's random. Clearly the producer is in his 20s, it doesn't know what she is either. Fuck clue, what they're even talking about.

One of the things they do that really annoys the shit out of me, and this is why I had to turn it off last night, we were listening to it, is because they play all these clips from the movie that they're reviewing, but they just repeat the same information, they don't add anything. And I have a couple examples of that.

Kids, family were in the have not group, but they could have not been more beaver-cleaver if they tried. His mom worked as a secretary. Mr. Bundy was a really good dad. They were a good family. Yeah, like, according to her, like, he was poor, but his family was like totally normal, super involved parents.

They just said that. Right. And either you're telling this story or you're pointing the clip of the other person's time in the story, why is it both? Here's another example, where they're just repeating the same shit. Ted Bundy was on the Seattle Crime Prevention Advisory Commission?

I know. Specifically focusing on crimes against women with a focus on rape. A year or so before the women started disappearing, Ted had a brief job working for the Seattle Crime Commission. All right, it just said that. I don't want to be a complete asshole on your show that you host But you do that all the time till I do it because I'm setting up a fucking joke you more on these Hattles are trying to tell us a story that I've already heard from the source material

So what you're saying is that there's what you're about to hear at the sex one Okay, I'm gonna repeat what you just said. But go ahead. Yeah, I know. And this next thing, what you're about to hear, Andy, is more cackling at non jokes. You want to hear cackling at non jokes? This is what it's all about. I was just standing on the table right now. So then like our friend Steven,

it goes to the Florida State Prison, like takes the elevator or whatever up to death row. It goes to like the conference room. Mm-hmm. Oh God. up to death row. It goes to like the conference room. Oh God. You know what's interesting about this is the biggest offense that they made in my opinion, being hosts of this wildly popular true crime show. As you mentioned, live shows, they're talking about conventions that you can go to and you, live shows, they're talking about conventions that you can go to and you can meet them and they're all over the place.

Right, right? Big money hand over fist. Big celebrities. But for some reason, they watched the Ted Bundy documentary and they say this. Oh my goodness, girl. I knew nothing about Ted Bundy. Look, nothing.

I knew the basics. I knew that there was this like allegedly handsome, allegedly charming guy. That's the extent of what I knew. basics. I knew that there was this like allegedly handsome allegedly charming guy Extend of what I knew you knew nothing about ten bodies. Jesus Christ The most talked about serial killer of the last 40 years you knew nothing about ten body I didn't even know about this guy the wire you on a true crime box. Yeah, really what are you doing? She's only maybe like the Mount Rushmore of True Carrying His Face. I ain't know anything about it. Yeah.

Who touched that? Who? How do you pronounce it? How does that spell that? Bundy? What? So you mentioned the live shows. I did.

And another thing that you bring up all the time that you can't stand is when they make it about themselves. And they had, because they're talking about Blagoa Vitch, he was from Chicago. They have to talk about the time that they went to Chicago. Oh, God, that's fine. I hate that shit. Chicago treated us very well.

And that's a little bit of revisionist history, because- Except when I got food poisoning after our show. Because we did the show and then we were starving, and it was like 11 o'clock and we couldn't find a single goddamn place in Chicago that was still serving food. Do you remember that?

Yeah, and you went home and I went out to eat with like, like, Brita and Don and all these, and Mike and all these people like, Susan Simpson's pals. And then I got food poisoning. I woke up in the middle and I sick as you don't even wanna know. Who? Fuckin' cares. You know what? I don't wanna sick as you don't even want to know. Who? Fuckin' cares!

You know what? I don't want to know. I don't! Soon even ask! Oh, you know, Sue and Mike and Bruna? No, I don't know these people, and I'll give a fuck. By the way, great story. Patrick and Michael does the same thing. It's how you know that you're talking to a boring person.

When you just mention a place, and they tell you a random story, oh, he's, uh, he's in Chicago at this point in the story. Chicago, I had a dream that I was on the white sacks, like, uh, whatever. What does that do with anything? We're talking about, Jesus fucking Christ. God, I gotta feel an hour. I might as well tell this story about a dream I had.

They're talking about documentaries that are hours long. They could easily fill an hour without talking about nonsense. And by the way, there's no way she's this dumb. If she, they're talking about the reason why, I don't know why I'm explaining this to true crime, I'm officially not, the reason why Ted Bondy was able to get away with all this,

is because it's a charming guy. Good looking charming guy was able to convince young women to get into his car with him And the one guy is describing what are your members about Ted Bunning? He says this and this is where Marlon goes He was a kind of guy you'd want your sister to marry It's hard. I you still say that now like he doesn't even say with any air of like well, I thought that I know that's the point that was the fucking are you that you goodness it didn't happen it's just he thinks about it like my

girlfriend right can I come down I guess it was around 1980 I have a question for Jillian I mean come on you obviously no I can't believe this guy still wants to see to marry this guy. His rape does is the women. I'm fucking bored. Thankfully, the reason why he was finally brought to justice is because women got involved. Let the women do the work. Let us do the work.

And some more detective Kathleen's like, thank you. Thank you. Guys are just fucking idiots. They can't get anything right. Vinyal woman steps in and goes, I'm not gonna let this guy murder seven more people. I'll get involved and fix this all. Holy shit, these people are insufferable.

Yeah, they're difficult. You want me to jump in with something here? If you want. I don't know. If you want, I'm kind of getting annoyed. I just, this beats you into submission with how annoying it is. It is? It's really, it tires you out.

Right. That's why we had that wall. It's just because I'm more tired than usual. I really don't want, yeah. I really don't want to keep talking about this. I'm literally looking at my list like, I think I'm just going to skip this clip and this clip. That's fine.

But Julian is- We have a lot to talk about Andy. Stuttering John is out of fucking rampage, so. I know what I'm saying. I really think we should just jump ship on these clips. Yeah, honestly. I don't- I think we've something up pretty well, right?

Yeah. I've annoying show. It's way too popular. It's a lot of fun to- With on-tailant to people. I have character clips that I'm just like I don't even want to hear this anymore. Yeah. It's hard to listen to. All'm just like, I don't even want to hear this anymore. Yeah. It's hard to listen to.

All right. We can move on if you want. That's. We've been doing fucking two plus hour podcasts lately because we have so much fucking shit that we bring to the table. We got to start cutting this out. We do.

We got to talk about the important things. Yeah. And I will say true kind of assesses, not one of the important things that we talk about. It's when other people talk about me on their podcast. That's what's important. That's what people want to hear about. We got a no agenda shout out. And I do want to thank Vesilios who became a fellow night of the round table at no agenda. And again, asked John C. DeVorek, who agreed to come on this show? What's up with that? And we got an answer, we got an update on this.

When, O'John, will you star on who are these podcasts with that A-hole hot Carla? It's been two months since the initial request. I'm eagerly awaiting to hear the episode if you haven't yet. Go listen to Mo Fax. Okay, thanks. Very informative and insightful.

And the podcast creep off. Trust me, it's worth it. So would you have an answer for? I do have an answer. I'm going to do that show as soon as I find a couple of podcasts I can talk about because the show is about other podcasts. Right. And I have really, I haven't, I haven't developed my material. I've been not going on there like just as Ed Liver talking about myself. I'm going to go in there like a regular like one of the guys complaining or talking or discussing one of the other podcasts and I'm going to have at least two of them under my belt that

I can discuss intelligently. So it's going to be a while. But it will happen. It's going to be a while because you can't find anything that's any good? It's not a matter of what's good. It's a matter of what's discussible. Okay, finding podcasts that are no good. I mean, that's like an apple podcast. You don't need a drop. So that's fantastic. Well, I love that he's looking for podcasts. He wants to bring it. He knows the format.

He knows how to deal it still on his radar I can't even land out vibes. Yeah, possibly But anyway, it's good to hear from JCD talking about how he might I want to happen I do too also Facilios are giving a creep off mentioned if you heard that My fuck up. Yeah, Vinny was so upset. I didn't mention the creep off But I was on Anthony Kumi's show like I'm sorry. I didn't bring that up No, that's giving about the creep off. We were talking about Opie's Suddory John

They were at these point. I just like to take a second to tell you about my best friend Vitty Paulie, you know Speaking of assholes who don't deserve a show Suddory John, there's a Sky Beauty Paulie doll that I know. You didn't bring the pee pad up. Yeah, we didn't bring the pee pad. We didn't bring about creep off. Sorry, Vinnie. Kaye Doug are writing your ass for not promoting pee pad enough. Right. I'm not pulling my weight on that one. All right, we also have to talk about, oh, we have this segment to get to.

This cringe of the week comes from Sid Villan in the Discord. This is the Chrissy Mayer podcast. Oh, Chrissy Mayer. It's still happening. Apparently. You wouldn't know if I'd all talk about it. No. It's not anybody's radar. I just assumed it was gone. But she had a pretty big guest on. She had Doug stand-hop on. Okay. And Doug stand-hop explains why he decided to do her show in this week's Courage of the Week.

Wow, there we go. We're making online content. You want to know how I found you? How? I got on Twitter one morning, which is the worst thing to do. Save that for later when you're drinking. And someone was just talking,

fucking, I forget what? Just evil, nasty shit. And so I went into rage mode and fuck you and I'll kill your family. And so I looked them rage mode and fuck you and I'll kill your family. And so I looked them up and he just joined Twitter this summer and he had no tweets. It's like a retweet account, but he had replies.

Every one of his replies was talking shit, just being a miserable cunt. To what was he talking shit about? Just to comics or fucking late night talk show hosts. Yeah, just one of those empty, you know, impotent rage people.

Yes. And now, so I looked at who he follows and it's mostly like right wing people. But he followed you and I go fuck it. You know what? I bet I get on her podcast.

And that would just make him even more insense that I'm your guest. Oh wow, so this was a big and elaborate plot to get back at this guy. Yeah, you're like a hate fuck. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha doing your podcast at a spite, at a spite for some asshole that I'm trolling back now. I got another cringe of the week this week. Tracy G. wrote in, Carl, the giant bomb cast is under normal conditions. They highly produced podcasts,

don't out of a recording studio at the offices of CBS Interactive. However, with COVID shutting everything down, the news crews have all been working out of their homes and recording their weekly podcasts from home. On there, what text-lash video games have you been playing with lately, segment? One of the hosts had some remarks to share

about his girlfriend's obsession with a game Animal Crossing for Nintendo Switch. Ugh. Being that he was recording from home, she happened to over here, and she berated him for talking shit about here, which was picked up on the mic. This is not just some amateur recording from home.

This is a guy who's on the clock at his day job for a tech journalism company, disrupting the live stream he's doing for work. So this is a clip that from this. So this would sound like it's just a normal shitty podcast that you would hear, but this is like, would you, people are gonna be paid to do this. Oh, awesome.

It's very elaborate. And I respect it. I believe in it, but it's not me. It's not the way I post it. You know what? Just sit back and... I know you're talking shit about me. Just sit back and...

I know you're talking shit about me. It's not elaborate. Hey, play how everyone is cool. We're not here to judge. I'm just wondering if you can get this house. Okay. I wasn't talking shit. I'm sorry, I'm here to give you this house. Okay, I wasn't talking shit. I'm a shit house.

Oh boy. Also, I want you villagers because most of the ones I've maxed out and I have their photo already. Well, once you get the photo, then you kick them to the curb unless they're rotten. They peaked at that point. There's nowhere to go. Yeah. The well-known villager ceiling. So thanks to Tracy G for finding that gem. That's another thing that's like for lonely people.

Like famously, the guy that made that game was because he had no friends and was away from his family. Oh, I don't know. He was like overseas somewhere and was suicidally lonely and so he created that game and now people are like, oh, whatever the cat is my friend and my island, it's the fucking lamest thing I've ever heard. Andy, you gotta let me play the Andy talks about video games jingle before you go into your rants about video games.

You know that. I don't do it that much. Are you a pro or not? No, I'm just kidding. But we do have to play this, Jangle. I Kaki yeah, I Have to admit go ahead you're gonna say something just like that What it plays producer Chris has to get up and do a shot of Gaggy One in a row so I have to

Point out I was wrong about something John was saying that he was asking for superchamp money to build a new website And I'm like he never does anything he says he's gonna do he actually did he did two things. He's been talking about forever He built a new website and launch it and he sued serious ex-sub Yeah, now the reason why I'm bringing this up is because the lawsuit is available on his website I have in my hand the lawsuit. I see this, yes. And I've highlighted some parts that I want to read to everybody. Okay. Because I found this to be highly entertaining.

I recommend people check it out. So it tries to talk about all of the things that he contributed to the Howard Stern show. Mr. Melendez, along with other writers on the show, were responsible for some of the show's most famous and classic skits. In this sentence, it admits he never did anything on his own. When he was the one asking questions of celebrities,

he didn't write that shit, not his material. Sorry, John, throw it in favor. In summary, Sirius XM exploits Mr. Melinda's own fame and celebrity drive subscribers and advertising dollars to Sirius XM. This is what he's purporting. Now, keep in mind, this guy can't sell advertising on his own show.

He uses a company called CLNAS to get his advertising, which there's very little. Speedweed is his body. There's a guy's house in LA, they's trying to help himself. And then there's maybe one other ad. That's from CLNAS, who I've told you, it reached out to me and I told him to fuck off because they like Tom Brady.

Yeah, right. Tom Brady's not even in New England anymore. Maybe I you, it reached out to me and I told him to fuck off because they like Tom Brady. Yeah, right. Tom Brady's not even in New England anymore. Maybe I should be front of those guys now, I don't even know. During his 15 years on the show, Mr. Rwanda's turned a cult following into a national fan base of millions. No, howard did that. Yeah.

Suttering John didn't turn a cult fan base into a fan base of millions. Howard Stern turned his fan base into billions. When Suttering John left, the show got better. Yeah, it was the best time that shows history. So then it goes out and talk about all the things that he's done, this is great. It sounds like an episode of his podcast.

It's a list of his accomplishments. Sure. So it goes out and talk about what he was able to do after he left Howard Stern, including serving as it's regular, you're talking about left Howard Stern, including serving as its regular, are you talking about this night show, including serving as its regular warm-up act for the studio audience.

Oh, please. He was the jimbo thick oaks out and gets the audience torved up before the show starts. That's one of the worst jobs in show business. And Crola made a movie about that, where he was like the warm guy for Jimmy Kim when he wanted to kill himself.

Yeah. So how did I fall this far? Oh my god, did you? There's just like how it's taking a shit. Go in there and tell everybody like to go keep them distracted. Well, he finishes in the bathroom. So what this is trying to prove is that Suddening John has been building up his name and celebrity since leaving Howard Stern and serious ice

time is taking full advantage of that. This is preposterous. I didn't say how many baked potatoes he might grow even. No, no, wait till I get to the stats about how popular he is. Mr. Rolendus pop culture status is further enhanced by the Stuttering John podcast, which focuses on political, legal sports, and entertainment topics for a national audience and loyal fan base. Hmm. First of all, I have a problem with sports.

Oh, it doesn't go, oh, I lost my gikens at the pop yesterday. This is not a sports dog show. And loyal, you have a bunch of trolls. Dude, figuring out ways to insert the N word in here. No shit. Oh my god, wait till I play the clips for you later. Guess who's now talking to him in the Super Chat? Trucker Andy.

You got some trucker Andy's over there. Finally made it. Serious XM knows of Mr. Moondas' fame and celebrity status. It continuously airs old clips from the Howard Stern Show archives featuring Mr. Moondas without permission. Without his permission to exploit the commercial value of Mr. Moendez's celebrity.

Attract new subscribers, generate rich advertising dollars, drive up the rings of the show, and keep Mr. Melendez's fan base listening to the Howard Stern show. I disagree with the word rich. And for dudes, this is the funniest sentence. I won't read it again, but go ahead and back up 15 seconds. That's the funniest sentence in this entire thing. It doesn't get funnier than that.

He's figured out that they're using old bits from him on the show because it's getting them more advertising dollars. It's attracting new subscribers. It's driving up the ratings of the show. Is anyone listening to the Hourser to Archives? No, people, they're like, oh, I hope there's something fresh out here.

Oh, it's just a repeat of some shit. I heard already Jesus Christ. Okay, so they said a cease and desist In response to Mr. Melwanda's lawyer sending a cease and desist letter to series XM It's general counsel marginalize Mr. Melwanda's contributions to the Howard Stern show and attempted to bully him by threatening to take his current show Having nothing to do with Howard Stern the Howard Stern, the Southern John podcast, off its Pandora streaming service. Bullying him? You're suing them!

You're wearing a bullying! They were mean to me. You're literally suing them! I can't believe you tried to bully me! Fucking idiot. It's still stupid. I wish you would ball up the paper when you're done and throw it right in Joey's face

Oh, he got it. There's a lot more paper here. We got we'll have an opportunity Oh, this is funny it admits in his own fucking lawsuit. He admits he had no talent Mr. Melendez was hired virtually sight unseen once Mr. Stern Learned that Mr. Melendez who has suffered from a speech disorder since childhood stutters in short Mr. Stern thought it would be funny to have Mr. Melendez on has suffered from a speech disorder since childhood, stutters. In short, Mr. Stern thought it would be funny to have Mr. Melinda as on air during his radio broadcast to exploit a plate of speech impediment for comic effect. Yes!

Finally a triple statement! The only reason. You were hired because you stutter! That's the only reason why anyone knows who the fuck you are stuttering, John. And you can't patent that, thank you. So now let's talk about how successful he was. At its height, Mr. Mwondas was part of the staff on a show that enjoyed an incredible 9.5%

share in the radio listening market, New York City, the largest market in the US. Mr. Mwondas made an average salary of approximately $35,000 per year while on the Howard Stern show. Every 15 years, his average per year was $35,000, which made he made a lot less than that for a while. Yeah, great. You had to work up to that. Why is that in here? How does that help your case? Do you like, you didn't see value in yourself? Why? Why do you think listeners see value in this now? Why do you think ever-tired? They're buying airtimes because John Melendez is at the Howard Sturd show. By 1994 the show had 15 million listeners.

Oh, this is the lawsuit. Mr. Blondes becomes famous. By the way, I looked up this lawyer who's representing him. And the other big case that he had was some kid from a boy band got molested by his manager. And he's not, no, every kid from every boy band. He's got looks like 20 articles about it from his website.

He's very proud of that case. All right, so this is where it turns into the Southern John podcast. Number 17 under Mr. Moindus becomes famous. Mr. Moindus was selected for acting roles in numerous popular movies, including Osmosis Jones, Erad's, Dude Worth My Car, and Mr. Stern's Private Parts. I'm going to stop right there. Private Parts. Yeah. What was his role in that movie? Did I remember? Post credit. Post, throw away. Like, throw away. Like, he's involved in the movie. Yeah. Pitching that you weren't in the movie. That was it. He just had a quick thing to be like, I wasn't in the movie. That's good. It's fine. I don't remember him being in Osmos'

Jones or Dude, where's my car. No, it had to be Quick Cameo. He's not like a starry one. Was the other one? Airheads. I don't remember that either. He was probably like a DJ. You know what? I do remember he was on the soundtrack for that.

And then he's just like in the crowd somewhere. Yeah. He's a church self constantly. He appeared on the test. Yeah, that's right. Was that? He has like a cameo or they're like addressing they're painting the different people in a crowd and he yells out that he jerks off constantly and Jesus Christ. I do remember that. I like that movie. No I know I don't like John.

I know that that's the thing though. It's like John's one line. John said a role in a movie. This is under Mr. Melendez becomes famous. Yeah, that's not what that's not famous people do Jim Norton was in the first spider-man. He had one line. I don't like him any sticks Then make him famous He appeared on television shows such as celebrity fear factor and I'm a celebrity get me out of here Wings and Baywatch nights. So two of those out of here, wings and Baywatch nights. So two of those. Baywatch nights.

Baywatch nights. Baywatch nights. Two of those. Or should he. He's jerking off in the bushes. Sorry, I'm too late. Joe, you can talk if you want, but get near the microphone. Oh, sorry.

It's the worst of both worlds if you talk and don't look at Ariel. That's my role. Yeah, I know, I could tell. Mr. Mwendez also started in the long-running off-road way show Tony and Tina's wedding. Oh my god. That's the most embarrassing thing.

It's less than how he's famous. Isn't that fucking dinner theater? Yes, he did a dinner theater thing. That almost ended Fred's marriage. It's literally what you do when you can't get work as an actor. Right. And received praise from Rolling Stone magazine for his rock and roll album Stuttering John,

produced by Atlantic Records. He was most recently the television host of the CBS's inaugural broadcast of the Pro Football Arm Wrestling Champion, champ. And by the way, if I'm Howard Seared and I'm reading this, he probably won't talk about it on air. It would be funny if he did. If I'm reading this, I'm going,

John, the reason why you're on Wings and Baywatch nights and celebrity fear factor, and the reason why you're rolling stone and talking about your album, and the reason why any of this exists is because you're on the Howard Stern show and they want me to talk about it. It's all to get an publicity stunt.

Celebrity fear factor. He ate a piece of cow shit on TV. That made him famous. I don't know. That's just, and then rolling stone praising his album. The praising his album. Rolling stone. The guy that wrote it's just like I thought he was full unretarded. I didn't know he could play guitar. He gets a little bit of iris back to get pretty good for a retard. Rolling stones like Zeplin IV? Not not really good. I'd skip this one if I were you. Oh, celebrate John's got an elbow. He doesn't even stutter when he sings. Praise. Number 18, as Mr. Mellon has continued to game fame,

he became known for some of those unforgettable on air moments which remain classics replayed incessantly On channels 10101 now I have serious acts. I might've had it for many many years Yeah, his bits are not played incessantly. I promise you that they're not but it's not because John is like a must listen. It's out of laziness They're like just put it on a loop so we can go home. You know, I was gonna play three times today. So that whoever doesn't have to be there

to put on something different. So it's funny because the way this is written, and I've read a lot of contracts and legal documents. It's so poorly written. So it says he continued to gain fame with these bits. That's number 18, number 19. For example, wouldn't that be a sub, okay. Number 18, for example, in 2001,

Mr. Melendez got slapped in the face by AJ Benza, a then famous gossip columnist, at your provoking Mr. Benza about his failed television show. That's why he's famous in 2002. A series of on-air arguments between Mr. Melendez and Crazy Cabby sparked the idea to host a boxing match between them,

dubbed the Funky versus the Junkie in Atlantic City. Take us to the event where we're sold out in minutes, the boxing match was also broadcast live on Howard Stern's show and later aired on e. These are all Howard Stern's accomplishments. Not to Southern Jen, the fact that there's a boxing match called the Funky versus the Junkie, it's a Junk, it's a Junk match, you're not a boxer.

Nobody cares about Southern Jen boxing, unless Howard's talking about it. Right. not a boxer. Nobody cares about Center Jet Boxing unless Howard's talking about it. Right. And Betty got it and talking about it out of air. And I'm willing to bet you got paid to do that. Plain is famous interviews that are now considered Howard's certain classics and brought him to fame with the Dalai Lama, Jennifer Flowers,

Ringo Starr, Billy Crystal, Mike Tyson, and ZZ Top. Mr. Mone is also hosted a series of daily radio shows, including Out to Lunch, which were given the coveted time slot following the Howard Stern Show. Now, I remember this time in Howard Stern Show. And what happens is on K-Rock, the Howard Stern Show got a ratings bananza on that station. And then they dropped off the face of the earth immediately afterwards. This is well documented. That slot, you guys know radio.

That slot of 11 to 1 is death. Right. No DJ wants that slot. No one's listening to the radio. It's not a drive time. Everyone's at work. The only time you want to be in the radio is in the morning and then late afternoon drive time.

That's when people listen to the radio. Midday, evenings, overdights, all garbage. You're not famous for having that time slot. And he even talked about how it would take him five minutes to record his entire two hour show. He would just go on and go, all right, now we're gonna listen to smashing pumpkins and they're new on Charibrock and then he,

like that's all he did. He would just record all those little things. He wasn't even there alive taking calls. Oh my God. In February of 2004, writing the wave of his growing popularity, Mr. Melendez left the show and became the announcer for and a performer on Jay Leno's The Tonight Show. Now, this is not true.

He was not writing a wave of growing popularity. He was floundering. Yeah. He was going away. He was writing a wave of growing popularity. He was floundering. Yeah. He was going away. He was riding a wave of obscurity. Yeah. And what happened is J. Leno had a revenge fuck moment. Right. Because him and Stern were feuding.

And J. Leno's like, fuck you all just take Stuttering John from you and make him my bet now. And that was the whole point of that. And that J. Leno regretted it. Oh, J. Stantly. Fucking regrets it. In 2009, when Mr. Leno became the host of NBC's The J. Leno Show, Mr. Mwanda's followed

and he became a member of that show's writing staff. So think about that. This is a document explaining how famous he is. This is still under, he gets famous. He's a writer on a late night show. Can you name any writers? Current writers on late night shows? You know what? No! They're not famous!

This whole die you you guys can't see how many pages this fucking document is it should be one page with one letter on it When it was on E that's what people knew who's suffering John was I think it could watch the e-show and be like oh, I know who that guy is Oh, no, this is why this is hilarious, Andy. That's why I read it. That's a big, and he's such. In 2016, Mr. Mullen has became an executive producer and I'm an air contributor to the Stephanie Miller show, which he famously burned every bridge

and they don't talk to him anymore. And don't even talk about that experiment. Apparently, he used to show up late and smiling like, be out every day on that show. John won't have me on his show, but I'd love to talk to him about his experience with Stephanie Miller. Uh, Mr. Williams is Stephanie Miller to talk you about John. Oh, that's a good idea. Mr. Melendez made global news in June 2018 when he pranked the White House during his podcast, pretending to be New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez and had a four-minute conversation with President

Trump who was a board Air Force One, primarily about immigration reform, and then the US Supreme Court vacancy. Right. It was fucking snooze-fast. Right. And I mean, it's fucking not what I would do with Howard Stern. Well, this is about how famous he is. He's like, I made a prank call once. Okay. So, serious like Sam can't play your fucking time that you were on Howard Stern's show in 92 because you made a prank call?

And I got a B-Planes Played saxophone and I passed my student film class. In October 2018, Mr. Mon is released as memoir easy for you to say. Nobody owns that book. That doesn't make him famous. Mr. Mon is presently boasts an impressive following across social media platforms. uh... michael one is presently both an impressive following across social media platforms youtube and facebook and has over five million impressions per month on twitter alone stop it

i'm so this is funny oh my god the only staff that this thing is throwing out there about popular is is the number of impressions his twitter gets as you know digital marketing been there done that a few things about impressions. This is not a stat that anybody uses for Twitter. This is not impressive. And there's even like a little

it explains what this is. Impressions refers to the number of total times a post on Twitter or tweet has been seen, which results from activities such as being liked or appearing in a search. It's pathetic. It's pathetic that that's how he thinks he's famous because people saw his tweets. People like it. Oh boy. I got somebody likes. I saw it.

I saw it. As part of Howard Stern's move to Sirius XM, Sirius claims to have acquired a license to error current episodes of the show and to error full or partial episodes from the Howard Stern archives that feature Sudduring John. Yes, correct. They acquired the rights to everything you did on the radio.

That's how that works. The defendant frequently runs and publicizes Sudduring John's participation on the show, including his now infamous and highly popular interviews of celebrities and politicians. In order to enhance its subscription base, sell ads, and drive listeners to serious XM and Howard-centric channels, first of all, does no one know what the word infamous means? His now infamous and highly popular interviews. Infamous doesn't mean famous. Right. It's a negative thing. It's like famous.

It's a negative being bad. It's, yeah, it's a negative it's like being bad it's yeah it's terrible demonstrating the value of the Howard Stern show and Howard Stern show archives and include Mr. Melendez to Sirius XM and its own fortunes the recent public news that Mr. Stern may resign with the defendant sent Sirius XM's parent company stock price soaring so he's trying to do it this is a legal document he's trying to say he's trying to say that is a legal document. He's trying to say, he's trying to say that obviously, me being on Howard Stern channels is important because when Howard talked about he might stay

on the Sirius XM platform, their stock price went up. That's for new episodes of Howard Stern you moron. That you're not involved with in any way. If the announcement was we're gonna keep playing the reruns, the stock price ain't going nowhere. Oh my God. There's nothing to do with Stuttering John. Serious Ex-Send Promotion Avertises.

Is this getting boring? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's the long one. Serious Ex-Send Promotion Avertises, as Mr. Mwond is appearance on the old shows because of Mr. Mwond's own independent celebrity and fame, both of his part of Howard Stern and the year since his departure. So he thinks that they're promoting that Stuttering John is on the...I've never heard

promotions like coming up next, Stuttering John Belendez! Sirius XM has not obtained Mr. Mullen's consent yet is deliberately and knowingly engaged in the outrageous and malicious conduct of using his identity like this name, image and voice for its commercial advantage with Willful and Conscious Disregard of Mr. Melendez own right of publicity. That's a bullshit, right? As Kroger would say, that's a bullshit right there.

All right, and then it goes in on to explain what this code is that he thinks that they're violating. This is the funniest thing, number 45. If you're following along at home, like I said, you can find this on his website and print it out for yourself. 45. Mr. Melendez has suffered actual damages while residing in California as a result of serious XM's deliberate use of his identity, likeness, name, image, and voice. Well, that's the thing you got to prove, isn't it? Yeah. It doesn't explain what those damages are or how they

occurred. He has suffered actual damages. And the words actual kind of seem like you don't even believe yourself brain damages People are throwing shit at him. They're understudy. Oh my god, fuck you. Who's he gonna sue next, Kursley? Yeah, right. It's actual damages. Serious XM has engaged in deliberate outrageous conduct carried on with Willful and Conscious regard.

Mr. Bohn is right about that's a repeat from something earlier. All right, so this is what he's asking for. You're right? Yo, boy. Isn't the exciting conclusion, I believe. This is going to be good. Okay. An award of all recoverable compensatory, statutory, punitive, and other damages sustained by Mr. Mwanda's, as well as equitable relief, including discouragement of profits earned as a result of the illegal exploitation of a celebrity, and in order permanently, and joining Sirius XM from continuing the improper acts identified herein.

He has no idea what he's so agfar. It's like, you guys figure it out. How did you make that? There's no, how much money did you guys make up me? They're like, none. We've made no money off of you. If we took off all the bits that you were on, we wouldn't have any change in subscribers

or advertising revenue. You, wow. And the show would say, and that's a fact, Jack. Don't ask a judge or serious to say how much your contributions are worth because you're gonna say, zero fucking lot. He has no case.

The only thing in there is that he suffered actual damages. What, what are they? Doesn't say, well, what do you want for that? Well, whatever you've made off of it, we've made nothing. Case closed. Like, what are we talking about?

He's made no case here at all. His only case is five million impressions at Twitter and the stock price saw when there was news that Howard Stern might resign. No. That's his only case. Unbelievable. He's such a desperate loser.

Oh my gosh, what's so funny is on Sunday show, people started trolling him and he lost his mind. I love it. Now as you know, and I played it on the show last week when Kroj was here, Anthony Kumiya had Bob leavey on Mm-hmm. And they were talking about this ridiculous lawsuit and goofing on him. Yeah. Yeah. So People started trolling him just to get him going now walk a pulse and if this is true

You say Anthony Kumiya completely destroyed me and Am I chicken to respond to his comments? I'll do you a favor, do me a favor, walk and tell me what he said, okay? Just tell me what he said, because you know what, I'm always nice to Anthony, but either you're trying to stir some crap or he destroyed me, which is it?

Tell me if he said anything. So he's saying he can fire it up. No, he just said right there Either you're a wine to get me fired up or it really happened, which is it? He asked the guy who's trying to get him fired up. It's fucking me. Yeah, right. He wore on and He did shit on you. Well, let me play real quick. I think I play this on the show I can't murder if I did it now, but this is Anthony Kuhnye, I got a goofing on job There are certain people that will never make it regardless of giving them or they will

always be a pathetic waste of life. Did you hear Stuttering John is suing serious XM satellite radio? Phenomenal. So I did hear him on chip. They were coming up with a, they were talking about a horse that runs in the The mod being known as a mother Uh-huh, and they're just like what you know What do you call this and it was just shit that rhymes with mother and Anthony was like? What do you call a loser that hasn't done anything in 20 years?

From the Howard Stern Show Thunder nice Yeah, so yeah, I don't think you have a friend over there in Anthony Kumia so Yeah, so yeah, I don't think you have a friend over there in Anthony Cumia. So obviously, Suthering John is bragging about how popular our show is, how many people watch it and listen to it. And the people who are watching it, listening to it, are trolling him.

And you guys let me know what Anthony Cumia said. I don't have time to watch his podcast. I know what I want to, just let me know if it's true. And now we have that call guy on from who are these podcasts? Okay, Todd Bloodworth, he said I was retarded, which I don't even know. That's not a word we should be using. Okay, he's worried about this PCP brain.

Is he worried about using the R word? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, let's not use language like that. A by super chat is being flooded with links to all the clips of him calling me an asshole. Well then, they make up, because they know what triggers John is talking about his kids. We've seen this.

This has been a while documented. So these guys know that and they decide, let's go get them and they say that Ant was trashing his kids. I just did the thing that I was making fun of. I just set up exactly what you're about to say. It's fine. Oh, he also trashed my kids. All right, you let me know Todd if that's true. If you trashed my kids, I got a big problem. Okay, you can't think you trash my fucking kids. Then we got a fucking problem. Come here. Okay, it's that simple. So I don't want to sit here and say the stuttering John is on illegal substances or he's doing things that he shouldn't be doing because I don't know. I don't know the guy. He introduces guests. Now his guest happened to work in

the intelligence community and of course it's another political pendant who wants to come on and talk about Donald Trump, that's what his show is now. But this guy also plays the bass, and he's got a frontless bass in his lap, and he's ready to fucking, yeah, let's talk politics, talk guitars, whatever, he's like, he's ready to have some fun.

How fucking lame. This is, yeah, he's a tool. This is the funniest guest introduction you'll ever hear. It is over two minutes before the guy even gets a word in. Sudden-John brings his guest down. Now this is a video. So you see this guy's face. Sudden-John brings his guest down and then goes off

on a fucking tear. And this is what I mean. Like this is not someone who's sober would act like this. This is fucking rage. This is Coke-Field rage. You might call it, I don't know, who knows, who knows what kind of rage it is. But feel free to talk to this, it's long. Okay. It's just hysterical. All right, sorry Eric. Come on in, Eric Garland, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, sorry Eric. I'm getting some bad news

hearing that my friends are trashing me. You know, it's so weird Eric, you know, I don't sit here, you know, I don't trash any of these guys. I have these podcasts that trash me. It's like, what did I do to these people? He just brought a guest down. And he's like, by Eric, by the way, I'll get trashed by these people. And they started to, he started to ask your guest

the question. He's not sure to figure out why they would trash him. Like he's done nothing wrong. Did I trash the kids? Did I, you know, did I try to get them fired from that place of employment? Yes! You literally said that my business partner should find out that I've spent a company time trashing you. And he should deal with that. Yes, the answer is yes.

But then I hear, I don't know if these people are trying to get me all pissed off Eric. I don't know if I could sometimes do have people try to do that. But why? Because it's hilarious. What would it be the reason? I'm 3000 miles away from you idiots. What's the reason? What have I done to you? Put out a shitty podcast. I'm a regular. I'm done to you to deserve you to be trash in me. Have I complimented you on this podcast? Have I have I had Bill Schultz and said, hey, say hi to Anthony. Have I talked to Keith Mareska? Hey, say hi to Anthony.

Yeah, that's who I am. To like all my showing trash you Anthony. No. Have we had a Twitter war in the past? Yes. Yeah, and this is all about Anthony now because the guy said Anthony was talking about your kids. So he's like, he's all like fired up about this his guess

It's time for his gets to come on and he's still fired up. So he's still just like a railing about that I wish the guest would just start playing the face I thought by guys what by guys we both apologize. I came on your show and it was over And now you decide to trash me again But he doesn't know but he's a struggle. Yeah, he's going up at this rage cuz somebody in the chat was like and he's talking to about you He was so was this in the same episode like getting up to introducing the guest Oh, yeah, can't let it go. Yeah, this is this is all I mean it's pretty much the same segments that I'm playing here If I was the guest I would have just fucking left. would have to a big art you guys have been going on

That's fine man. I'll touch you later. It's insane. You're a phony combia You're a fucking phony. Oh he's fired up now I'll see you next time in New York. We'll have a little conversation Anthony, okay? And that's if this is true. I come to New York, you and I will have a face-to-face, okay? Don't bring your gun. Because you know you can't find it sometimes. A little dangerous, if yes, me. That's a shot of the Anthony, there was a famous man.

Oh, sorry, Eric. Sorry, Eric. That's amazing shot of the earth of the earth. There was a famous. Oh, sorry Eric Amazing, he just woke on to the stock this podcast and then I did you hear that I'm gonna back it up a little bit When he realizes that he's been on the psychotic rant and then he breaks out of it and apologize to the guests All right, sorry Eric That's amazing, you know, I stock this this podcast, and then I just get like, hey, this guy's trashy, this guy's trashy, yeah. Ryan Callan, I never worked with a guy

named Brian Callan Todd. I think people are just trying to get me pissed off. Who knows, Eric, I have no idea. I don't know if it's true. I don't know if they're trying to get me angry. People like to see me get angry. I'm not true. I don't know if the trying to get me angry. People like to see what I get angry. I'm not like. Listen to that bigger things.

Three minutes after he introduced the guy. He's still ranting like a lunatic. The guy's just staring. I'm fucking worried and at you. I think I tried to have fun. It's a Sunday afternoon. He's got his base on his lab. Like, yeah, it's gonna be fun. Got a center in John's show. And kind of just like, I'll see you in New York. It's like a fucking wrestling promo. Yeah. By the way, this continues. He doesn't get straight. That takes a special kind of creep

to go after somebody's children. Special kind of creep. So, you know, and you know, I don't take that lightly. I don't. You know? And you know, I don't take that lightly. I don't You know and it you know it shows what a soul the guy has this is a political in the day of tax young children teenagers Anyway Let's get on to the show. I have a lot of things to talk to you about So though we're like 40 minutes into their conversation and he gets distracted by the chat again.

I'm telling you, John, this is not a good show format for you. You should not be interacting with the trolls. You're really bad at it. They sent you off. They trigger you all over the place. This is great. The guest has to tell the host how to stay on track.

You know, these people J.R.K J.R. car have you apologized to Angela Bill Coma for creeping art? I didn't creep on art all watch Yeah, people just trying to stir up crap. I recall we even know those of Anthony sent anything. They're just trying to get me a little Well, let's let's focus on the post office. We are almost there. Yeah, I know, but these people right? I mean, and I didn't scream on her anyway, she's like a kid, but these people, right? I mean, I didn't scrape on her anyway. She's like a kid, but anyway. Um, he can't stop himself. I think he's got to be on something, right?

Probably. I mean, he's got mental problems for sure, but that's very weird. That's a very weird pack. Of course, light down, you know, then something else, but he's on something else, because that's odd behavior for someone who's live on the internet. You, if you're having a guest on, He's on something else, because that's odd behavior for someone who's live on the internet.

If you're having a guest on, you can't be looking at- That'd be rude. That'd be rude if you were just head someone over to your house to hang out. What a load interview on a show. If you came over and I'm just like, these fucking assholes, Andy. This guy just tweeted me, he's a fucking cock sucker. He's like, I guess I'll go. I'll see myself out.

Yeah. The fuck? It's no way to keep a show on track. And of course, this guy is the worst at Segways. He has these people on who are political pundits who are trying to make a name for themselves. This guy was in the, you know where I'm going with this? This guy was in an intelligence agency

and he asked to ask if he smokes weed. Yeah. So first of all Erica, you a weed smoker I am not how can you be a musician and not be a weed smoker? Come on Well worked in the intelligence world remember that and DC Yeah, just remember you actually have like serious guess side We're trying to take down the do tar notice Donald drop remember the whole mission. Yeah whole mission? Yeah, but hold on a second, let's talk about speed weed. Yeah, I got him promote by speed weed. Uh, and then he's, they just start taking questions

from people in the chat. Another record, uh, Trucker Andy, have you guys heard of the ban the isotopes? Have you? Eric? Nope. No, I haven't either. Why would you?

You guys gotta check out the isotopes. Trucker Andy, great haven't either. Why would you? You guys gotta check out the Isodelbs! Trucker Andy, great question! Yeah. Trucker Andy's very involved in this. Sweet. And then I guess he gets a little bit racist. And then he gets kicked out. Not for Andy. Okay, trucker Andy, I've liked you up until now.

Thank you for the superchap, but I'm not gonna make racist. I'm not gonna read anything that's racist, okay? Yeah. It's a Tucker Andy's giving a buddy, and he's like, okay, I think this guy's trolling me. Trucker Andy is definitely one of your trolls. I love what he's confused by people's names

that are in his chat room, like VIXJAPITY's step five. Yeah, Mark, VIXJAPITY's step five. One day explained to me what the hell that name means That he thinks I'm in there and croached part of the cell ridiculous like everyone's name in there is something ridiculous But he thinks Carl is me. Yeah, you don't think somebody just came up with the name Carl. I know you There's that never been one instance of a person putting their real user name in a fucking internet. I know it's so ridiculous, but of course he starts arguing with who he thinks is Carl and I guess The person pretending to be me says hey, John can I come on your show sometime?

So let's find out the answer shall we? Carl, I'll tell you what become somebody Do something other than talking about me and then I'll tell you what, become somebody. Do something other than talking about me and then I'll have you on the show. Do something productive in your life. Do something like trying to take down the Do-Tard known as Donald Trump. No, it's productive.

Go on stage and try and tell jokes and be a stand-up comedian. Do something constructive with your life. Instead of basing your whole life on that, I just point this out in his world. Being constructive are the two things that he does. Why don't you a stand-up comic or a guy who bashes Trump? That's how you live a good life. There's other one things you could do, Jack. Negativity and taking down. Oh, I got to back that up. Be to that.

Be to that. Because I'm focused on negativity. With your life. Instead of basing your whole life on negativity and taking down the success of others. I think he realized as he was saying that, he's like, oh, that's the only thing my show is now. He's trying to take down Donald Trump and take down his success. He's like, why are you doing a show?

We're just trying to take down other people and just, oh, yeah. But when you do that, you're negativity. Yeah. How about the president? I mean, be able to become a guest on this to take down other people and just, oh, yeah. But when you do that, you're negativity. Yeah. How about the president? I mean, I might be able to become a guest on this number one podcast.

Number one. With over a million downloads, just in the last three months. Yeah. Okay. When you have an audience like Maul and Carla. Number one. Then maybe,

will I even consider having you on my podcast? Okay, when you have a fan base as big as mine, when you prank call a president. This is the biggest I have to do to get a smile at his show. I have to get a fan base as big as this. Unfortunately, our listeners enjoy the show. So I don't know what it's like to have a bunch of fucking

hate listeners. I'll president. Yeah, he's gonna break my ass. I'm a terrible company. We can do this for May or Force One. When you make news on a regular basis like me. Regular? I know.

Put it this way, Carla. I have made news. More news in the last two months than you've made in your entire life. Can I just point out he thinks I asked if I could be on a show? This is his response. How? This guy's a maniac. Yeah. Idiot. Like wouldn't this response be like, I have no time for you? Instead he's explaining all the reasons why he doesn't want to have you on the show. Is there all nonsensical?

From James Carville to me trolling Donald Dick Head Jr., Raw Story, I have made more news from my Donald Trump phone call than you have ever made. So when you make that kind of news, then and only then will I consider having you a You're right now, buddy. Anyone else see the irony in him going off in over two minutes about what a loser I am? Dude, you're a loser.

Yeah. If you wanted to come on my show, I'd either say yes or no. I wouldn't go through a whole diet drive. I know. I just want to hear a little bass lick in the tube. Yeah, guys gone. By the way, this part that I'm playing for you now

is after the guest sleeves. He goes, all right, I'll answer some questions now, because he's looking for super chats. That whole portion is taken off of YouTube. I'm glad I downloaded this one I did. Oh, really? Because yeah, I think he took all of this down. He's probably black out drunk at this point.

Oh, God, yeah, no doubt. So apparently I call him a bad father. Yeah. How do you know he's responding to this chat? Oh, Carl. Oh, Carl, I'm a bad father. Yeah. How do you know he's revising this shit? Oh, Carl. Oh, Carl, I'm a terrible father, yeah. Well, that's weird. I just visited my kids at, oh, is he yesterday, today,

to go, we had a great time. I visited my kids all the time, talked them on the phone all the time. Great relationship, my three kids, all honor students. Yeah. All get scholarships. Oh, yeah, right come on Raniacs, we have great relationships. I love my kids. I was the best father you idiot Was this guy is triggered so hard when you talk about his kids

That's understandable, but why would you know responding? I haven't acknowledged it I'm saying he's a bad father. He thinks yeah, I would even respond to that if Why would you? I'm an exoligent. I'm saying he's a bad father, he thinks. Yeah. Why would he even respond to that if he didn't want to meet it? Why would he not understand that people are just fucking with him? How does he not understand what I mean? He's got to be out of something. He's no one's that stupid. Yeah. Apparently. And then he realizes he finally triggers in his head. He's like, oh, I don't need to be doing this. I don't have to defend myself, you idiot. No, you don't.

You don't defend yourself, but you continue to defend himself. And this is how he proves he's a great father. Thank you, Sierra Miss. I'm a great dad. Thank you. You ask any of my kids, any of them, any of them. I could show you my father's day cards. That's the one time you have to give a card to your dad and it's written for you.

This one says I'm the number one dad. Holy shit. You should see my mug collection. I thought you were going to be a bugle. Look at the evidence that I'm a great dad. Haha, fathers day cards. Fucking a. Wow. This shit. I couldn't write this shit. If I was trying to write the worst podcaster having a debate with his fucking chat room, I couldn't write that. Has any dad ever gotten anything worthwhile on Father's Day ever? It's always like terrible ties and fucking macaroni cards and like shit You're just like thanks right in the garbage. I can show you the back rowdy card that I got

And John gets asked the question you're ever gonna put your standup online And please do it. Oh my god this guy Still thinks it's celebrity and still thinks he has something going on But I don't like to put my stuff online because then people know you bits, but I will if I'm off it a special from a Netflix or Amazon Prime. Offered a special on Netflix. Oh my God.

Stuttering Jack. It'd be amazing if that happened. Yeah. I mean, they're just giving him away. Rob Schneider's got one. Nobody will ever watch. Rob Schneider's got one. Nobody'll ever watch. Rob Schneider's a famous comedian. Stuttering John is Stuttering John.

He was a stunt boy for Howard Stern. Yeah, he was just the guy they made do the ridiculous shit that nobody else wanted to do. And they wrote it for him. They told him what to do. Don't fuck this up, John. Read the questions off the car. And he routinely fucked it up.

Always fucked it up, but that's what stunt boys do. Don't fuck this up, John. Read the questions off the car. And he routinely fucked it up. Always fucked it up. But that's what stunt boys do. Because then they can make fun of them when he brings back the tape. That's all they ever was. It was a stunt boy. Pretends that he was a writer. What joke did you write? Well, I actually did. I mean, there were lots of writers. I don't. Yeah. Oh, man. But Billy Crystal called me an asshole. I said something and I, you know, I came up with that. So I wrote it All right, so this is

He's realizing now He comes back on this next episode And one after this. This is from last Sunday he comes back Tuesday and he realizes that he let the trolls get to a little bit Thank you. I think it's feeling kind of bad about it. A couple of things I want to clear up. Of course, you trolls got into my head while I was doing a podcast on Sunday and started saying that Anthony Cromia was trash in my kids while Bob Levy was there. I kept texting Bob. He didn't text me back, so it was fishy.

I think he was talking to my kids because Bob Levy didn't text me back. So it was fishy. I think he was talking to my kids because Bob leave you what returned my text. Well, it turns out he doesn't have Bob. Leave his phone number. Finally, the DM Bob and Bob said that he changed his number. So he wasn't getting any of my texts. He didn't want to get a turns out Bob said Anthony did not trash my kids. Yeah, he trashed me a little bit about my lawsuit

So I take everything back I take everything back I want to fucking edit After all of that turns out I was just reacting to people making shit up and I probably should have done that oops my bad He does still have a problem with anything cool me for one specific reason though You know this is what happens people get me riled up with BS so I take it back Anthony. I don't really like that you have that Carl dude on to trash me all the time

And I know you like to take pot shots at me, but that's fine. That's's fair game so I'm just stay away from the kids go do whatever you want to do noted isn't that funny that even both times you brought Anthony Cumia that probably has is that I've been on Anthony Cubia's show yeah and he hasn't right yeah. I'm a better chance to get that cool. Yeah, I'll be a year. Frank Call of President. All right. Wow. That was great. So, so Anthony was goofing on the lawsuit. Yeah. And everyone is.

Everyone is. I make news. Yeah, because we're making fun of you. That's the new story. You're an idiot. And this is him explaining how legit his lawsuit is. Uh, because because it's not stupid. It's not stupid at all. In fact, it's a legitimate lawsuit. If you have to say by lawsuit is. Uh, because because it's not stupid. It's not stupid at all.

In fact, it's a legitimate lawsuit. If you have to say by lawsuit is not stupid, it's not stupid at all. Actually, it's legitimate. It's probably not a good lawsuit. So what are the real lawsuits? Does it have to say it's not stupid? I got to lawsuit.

It's not stupid. I mean, it's not stupid. How long has he not been on the show? How long has he been not been on the show? John not been on stern. Oh, he left in 2004. Okay, and how long has he been on it? It's here, I mean, it doesn't matter.

He left a year before he got like 30,000, whatever his annual salary it was, 32,000 dollars annually for the years between then and now. I don't know if that's what he's looking for. I don't know what he's looking for He doesn't explain it very well. Yeah, well right. I have no idea He he wants them to prove how much money he's made for them and he wants that money, but I mean I never gonna happen to all he's old and

Can't even total Not it won't it's not even two million dollars probably right? Oh my God, I was watching him. Like, what does he want? I was watching him on Radio Gunnk with Monique. Oh, really? Yeah, they were on live yesterday. He was on? Yeah, he was on.

Southern John was on with Monique yesterday. Really? So I was watching that for a minute. And it was so funny because there's people chatting in there. I was chatting in there a little bit. It was actually Carl. It was actually me, I was on that one. I was just writing glory days.

That was like a poker bluff, but it was real. Yeah, exactly. So somebody in there writes a question, and Monique goes, oh, that's a good question. So she asks John, she goes, are you concerned if the lawsuit is deemed frivolous that you'll have to pay the court fees of the other side? Long pause, and then he goes,

no. Yeah. I don't think it occurred to him. I think that was the first time he heard about that. Counter sued. I bet he's shitting his pants. Oh, they can do that. Yeah.

Oh, cause in California, that's something that it can do. Counter sued. Yeah. Not a fucking secret. Oh my God, it's so fucking funny. Give shit. This is just a funny thing that he said. He's always begging people to give him money. And he doesn't understand what Patreon is.

You guys know Patreon is, right? Well, he does it because nobody would ever fucking join his. Right, so this is what he says. You know what, if you want to donate, you donate to the podcast through my Patreon, which is PayPal. Through the Patreon, which is PayPal. Through the Patreon, which is PayPal. No, PayPal is very different than Patreon.

You don't have a Patreon. You're asking for PayPal. Don't want to donate. Thank you. Oh, I just have one last clip that I want to play of Stuttering John. He finally says something funny. And it's been a very long time and it's well documented. This guy is not a funny person, but he says something that really have me in stitches get ready to hold your sides

everybody you don't have to believe in anything else and I you know I know that my lawsuit is sound on factual information Oh Even Patrick Hines is laughing It's so insane. Oh my gosh, he actually has a case I'm sorry that was so long but centering jazz just never ceases to provide amazing got them epic saga I really do even remotely close to being done. Oh, I know I love it so much apparently I'm looking at the discord a little bit here and there apparently he went on live today, which doesn't normally do he had his attorney on But that's you still live now. Oh, so that'll be interesting to see let's go live

This is he was attorney as to say to stuttering John's lawyer about this. We should have potted that up shit You should have dropped in I should have a gay ale Yeah, so that'll be interesting to see what his attorney has to say about that I can't either yeah, it's hard to describe his meltdown like what we're watching it in real time And it's fascinating. Why don't his kids who love him so much telling that yeah, dead get off the internet Yeah, just spend a week off the internet speed weed won't care speed weed will be fine if you don't advertise It's saying it's so stupid Speaking of people who should not be podcasting and are so stupid You know, it's no different than you know police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do

Brand new polina pod game All from our front-top Myers god and Andy what I had it did some homework for us I mean, I just We'll just take it joke by yeah, that's the way to do it because they're all terrible Bad I was listening to this last night. Oh, yeah, of course. Oh, okay. I hope Andy just cut everything I did It's also not sense of going ridiculous. He has no idea how to structure or write a joke that's funny Yeah, he has no idea like you understand. I think he understands what jokes are But there's just a disconnect into what makes a joke funny. Right, and he can't figure that out.

And there's no personality behind anything. The reading of it is terrible. Can't you hear us getting fired up? Can't you hear us taking it way down when it's a fucking dud? Can you hear us freaking out when it's ridiculous? Don't get away all our secrets. Right now, but it's just like, Everything is a monotone bore fast. It's just so unlistenable.

So let's fucking get started man. Word on the street. Clip 13. Oh wow, we got a lot of clips on here. Good, all right. This is the Word from the street. I'm Tom Myers. Donald Trump has been tampering with the post office so much that their new slogan is,

what can Orange do for you? So this is what I mean. So what can Brown do for you was the tag-ass for UPS. Correct. So in his mind he's like, all right, well this guy's orange. This joke for a lot of reasons should work somehow, but he did it wrong. Right. He didn't execute on it correctly.

Yeah, it's all just a monotone, low hanging fruit, bullshit. Samantha B would have got to chuck a lot of someone with that joke. Yeah, would have delivered it in a way that would have gotten a chuckle. Oh God, speaking to somebody that's in sufferable. She's in sufferable.

Oh God. But time-mire reminds me of like the male version of Samantha B. Yeah, that's a good comparison Honestly, all right. Let's go next joke. I'm not gonna go in order, right? Let's just keep going out. Let's do it all right Donald Trump says he's done more to help black people than everybody else including Lyndon Johnson and John Lewis Ironically the only evidence Donald Trump provides that he helped black people is by doing the thing his supporters don't want to do. Let a whole bunch of black people out of prison.

Okay, I don't know what the joke was there. Yeah. That's supposed to be a joke, right? Well, it's supposed to... I think it's more just like... Trump doesn't like black people. Ha ha ha ha ha. And it's a... Is that funny? It's not funny. Yeah. It's not just like Trump doesn't like black people Ha ha ha ha ha And this and it's a water is not funny. Yeah It's not funny. Yeah, it's depressing

Ha ha ha it is depressing All right, let's keep going white house spokesperson Kaylee McAnany is the personification of Trump's Everything is fine narrative that she's this decades Baghdad Bob Yep, she's this decades Baghdad Bob. Yep, she's COVID-Kaley. So, cause it's sound, they both have with the racer. She sounds at the beginning of their name. Terrible times.

As you know, terrible Tom Myers. As you guys know, is that a joke? I sit down and I write jokes and I try to write jokes, topical things. This is what the ice stops there, right? Right. So every time we have a show, I try to write topical jokes like this. this is what the ice-thops do, right? So every time we have a show, I try to write topical jokes like this.

This is something that I might have worked shopped a little bit and I've played around with it a little bit and you just throw it out. You just go, it just didn't work. And that's fine. And I mean, joke, do you hear the ice-thops announcer say, I wrote eight others that are even worse than that one. Yeah.

Even if that wasn't that funny, eight of them got thrown out. Yeah. This fucking ass hat thinks that everything he writes down needs Right. Eight of them got thrown out. Yeah. This fucking ass hat thinks that everything he writes down needs to be on a podcast. He really does it. I know.

I'm not just throwing out shit worse than that. Yeah. I can't imagine how they're out takes. Where's the puttapons out takes? Well, there's another woman. There's another woman that does like an identical segment to this. Well, there's just three people to do that.

Oh, all right. We're from the street. Well, I didn't listen to the third one, good the the second one I did here and she sounds like Amazing compared to that I was just like oh, that's actually pretty good Adult this isn't like a college project. No, it sounds like college kids pretended to be out of college station Or something. Yeah, these are adults doing this because they think they're funny All right, let's see what else is going numbing people are speculating that Donald Trump's brother Robert died of

Let's start this over. That's wrong. I hate to say this. I actually did like this Okay, all right, let's check out People are speculating that Donald Trump's brother Robert died of COVID-19. That's wrong to say things like that if they may not be true. He probably killed himself because his brother is such a fuckhead. That is a good joke! That damn it! I gotta get credit, we credits dude.

I'm here to laugh. Alright Tom, more of that! Yeah. More of that, that's funny, the doughtard. Yeah, fuckhead. It gonna be left. All right, Tom, more of that. Yeah. More of that. That's funny, or the doughtard. Yeah, fuckhead. It can be done. Stuttering John, you should change up your thing.

But like, one out of eight is a pretty sad ratio though. All right, let's keep going. Donald Trump announced that no one should buy good your tires because they don't support people who are make America great again, hats. With all of the Goya beans they've been eating lately. Their farts will blast them so far that they don't need to vehicle with tires to get where they want to go. Oh see this is the hack thing.

Yeah. Where he knows he's got to connect it to Goya. You know, I don't have to explain why he's here. He's here to the musical fruit. Jesus Christ man. I'm not going to take the long way around to get there I mean did we all see where that was going? You saw back expression like halfway in the mic off Jesus Christ a fart joke. Well, right good one again this even this next clip

I put word economy that one was you know it took so it's so I get there Turn the ship around to get to a fucking fart joke. It's so bad! Yeah. It's such a bad joke, he should be embarrassed of he thought that. Right. And this next one is more of the same. Dinesh D'Souza criticized Kamala Harris for identifying his African American and said,

by comparison, he wouldn't be able to identify as a block of cheese. He's got a valid point, as cheese is universally loved by billions of people all over the world Unlike the nash to Susan And like except people like cheese right people like cheese right And if they said people like cheese that's how you do that Yeah, the reason why that's not a good comparison is because cheese is enjoyed by billions of people for many different countries. Yeah. And, uh, Dinesh Jassuzah, not so much.

Yeah. If you remember, I was referring to him at the beginning of the show. He might remember that this is about the next just so soft. Ha ha ha. What a fucking idiot. Oh, this is like, how did not write a joke one on one? It's so rough. Wow. Yeah, god, it's like, how did not write a joke one a lot? It's so rough. Wow. Yeah, god, it's like ear sandpaper.

By the way, we have on the wheel of consequences at the creep-off. Oh, go to this restaurant. We have to eat it as restaurant in Baltimore. Yeah. If we spend that consequence. Yeah. And I was just thinking, if I go in there and he's my host,

I assume he's the hostess. Oh, this. Can I ask him to tell me jokes? Is that rude? Because everyone's like, oh, you're a comedian? Tell me a joke. But he's kind of not a comedian? So I think it's all right.

I think it's appropriate. Let's hear another dud. Conservative podcast host, Deanna Lorraine, tweeted that George Floyd's family was able to speak at the Democratic Convention because they offered them free meth. That's very tone death. Everyone knows meth is made in Trump country.

That's just, that's the, I know you are, but one of my of jokes. Okay. Yeah, that's stupid. It sucks. The gun-wielding lawyer couple in St. Louis is having a part in Republicans Convention. They're old school. They just offer them cocaine. Louis is having a part in Republicans' Convention. They're old school. They just offer them cocaine.

That's not a joke. That's not a joke. Play it again. Yeah, what's your name? The gun wielding lawyer couple in St. Louis is having a part in Republicans' Convention. They're old school. They just offer them cocaine. So that's Billion of that's joke.

Who is that's Billion of that's joke? No, I don't know. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. Is it the Republicans offering the couple cocaine? Is it the cocaine? I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I I'm getting tired of this, but we have the dick pain segment. We have to talk about dick pain. Yes. Okay, let's start at the end with the dick pain thing. I picked up on a crutch.

It's just like this little writing thing that I assume he's writing all this shit and saying here, please read it. Like all the collars are reading. I thought he was doing both voices. Oh, there are women in something. Right. So it's definitely him. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going please read it. I like all the collars. I know the colors were him. I thought he was doing both voices.

Definitely now. There aren't women in something. Right. So it's definitely him writing out what the collars need to say to make him sound clever. Of course. That's what this whole bit is. The equivalent of, I think, there's two famous examples of this. One is, I think, Ace Ventura, where there's this guy dressed as the

monopoly man, just so that Ace Ventura can make a joke about the way that the guy is dressed. Right. And then in Gross Point blank, John Q. Sex, sister is dressed up like in a marching band outfit so we can call her Sergeant Pepper. It's like, you wrote this shit. Right. It's not clever to be like, oh, you know, and- It's not a clever gag. Right. To rip on someone who's doing something they wouldn't do. Right, or something you made them do.

Correct, you know? But at any rate, this is a little crutch in his writing that I picked up on in flip 25. I mean, like this is like a segue that people use. And there's four bits that he wrote, and they all use it. Let's just hear it real quick.

It doesn't matter. Where it's set in the top of governance. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean. I mean. So everybody says it in these clips. You know he wrote it all. Obviously, yes. Okay.

So let's just go into the painting. So the Dic Payne segment on the show is he's like a talk show host taking collars. Yeah. And giving each one their come up and for what they say, because he's so witty and smart. Right. And I just wanted to play that so that when you hear it and the things, you'll be annoyed by it the way I was.

Yeah. Hello, I'm Dic Payne and we're going to go ahead and take your calls now so we can go ahead and start an insightful political discussion. Or you can go ahead and blabber on about the garbage you normally do so let's go. Hello, we're on there with Dick Pain. Hey, Dick, my mom doesn't want me to go to Chick-fil-A because of, you know, the whole being against gay thing, but I'm kind of going there without her knowing and they have these really hot girls there I like talking to. I mean, I don't want to disrespect my mom or gay people or anything, but I want to keep talking to these girls who work at Chick-fil-A.

Am I doing something bad by doing that? Not at all. You know, sometimes bigotry can be a hot piece of ass. What? What a stupid call that is. What a ridiculous first up. You don't go to Chick-fil-A because there's off, you don't go to Chick-fil-A because there's hot chicks there. You go to Chick-fil-A because the sandwiches are delicious.

Right. And everyone knows that. And the chicks at work in Chick-fil-A are not hot. Come on, let's be realistic. No, you're going there. You're not going there because of your religious beliefs or the chicks or whatever, the fuck. What a stupid phone call.

And he had no joke for it. If you're gonna have a ridiculous setup like that, what's the punchline? Come on. Oh, you're a bigot because you're dick- Hard. Okay. Is that what- Okay, let's hear another one.

Hello, we're on the air with Dick Payne. Yeah, Dick. I want to say it's ridiculous, it's going on with basketball. First, they suspend the season. Now they're making all the players not go out and public and stay inside of a bubble just because a few players tested positive for the coronavirus. I mean, Magic Johnson tested positive for AIDS and look how well he's doing. Yeah, but to be fair, Magic never tried to fuck any of the other players. Except maybe Dennis Rodman.

What? Magic never tried to fuck any of the other players. Except maybe Dennis Rodman. What? Timely. What is on fire? Who's fucking the other players now? What is it? Why doesn't it even have to add anything to do with anything? The magic and Rodman even play in the league together? Maybe for a couple of years.

Maybe. This is so stupid. In all fairness, he wasn't trying to fuck the other players. Are there players fucking each other now What's he talking about and is fucking people the problem with Corona virus? No, ask big We're not even fuck with you if Corona virus She's got to do a doggy silent out fart. Everyone knows that Corona virus isn't AIDS

What is okay again? Stupid is call it's a call with that take right because as soon as we knew it AIDS What is okay again? It's too much call. Nobody would call with that tank right because as soon as we knew he had AIDS no one wanted to play against him in the NBA He wasn't allowed to play. The rear was over and it's a lot more difficult to get AIDS and these people were still like I'm not fucking touching that guy He was going uncontested to the hoop right yeah. He scored out 200 points in one game It was a fucking another reverse jam. He's heating up. Let's see how it looks like. Hello, we're on the air with Dick pain. If you knew I could take this thing off Just tell everyone the security tag is a fit bit Fuck you, okay, you okay? What's let's figure out what the fuck was going on right there

So is this this guy steal this garment? Let's all right. Yes He's wearing a stolen jacket. Let's not forget this fucking dickhead Got my ears said that this podcast is racist. He said that we're racist. You're fucking bit is black people be stealing With with police sirens in the back. He's a bad neighborhood. Yeah, right going on. How fucking racist is that? What the fuck was going on? What was the joke? Presented a fit bit. That's not where you wear a fit bit. Yeah Where do you put your foot fit bit? Oh, I put it around wear a fit bit. Yeah. And it's where you put your foot fit bit. Oh, I put it around my sleeve over here. Yeah.

And the punch line is a shitty punch line with a setup that black people steal everything. Fuck you. By the way, if you do steal clothing, don't call into a radio show to figure out how to get away with it. They're not going gonna know the answer This is so stupid what type of show is it supposed to be these calls are all over the fucking place I want to get chick filet. I hate the NBA. I just don't jacket look at it. Show me what's so format

What are they talking about This terrible made-up show is fucking not good But the whole seems dick pain get it yeah, hilarious. How great joke right now This terrible made up show is fucking not good. But the whole thing is dick pain, get it? Yeah, hilarious. How great joke. Right now, here we go into the fog. It's a callback, so it's clever, right?

Well, callbacks are always clever, hilarious. Yeah, with the fucking worst punchline, I already set it up at the beginning of this show that it's the most hack bullshit. Keep in mind he wrote this He wrote this hack. I know I know mother fucker Hello, we're on there with and he is the balls to go after me on Twitter and tell me that I'm not popular My show stuff very good and then he's putting this out. He's putting this out like why is he confident? Where is he getting his confidence from?

No, right. Why is he having Twitter wars with people? You suck. Oh, God, fuck you, Tom. Tom, why is he suck, man? Let's see if there are a lot of people. Hello, you're on there with Dick Paine. Dick, did you just tell my son to go to Chick-fil-A

because the girls there were hot pieces of ass? I mean, I knew you were a real piece of work, but of all the despicable things you could say to corrupt my sweet boy. I mean, do you know what those girls will do to him? Uh, ma'am. With their flirty hair and their breasts pushed up to here, just disgusting. I mean, I knew that you were deliberately obtuse, but of all the misogynistic the brain dead things that you could.

Ma'am. What? By any chance is your name Karen? How did you know? Lucky guess. Oh... Hardy fucking hard. I mean, I mean, I know I'm saying it.

I'm so mad. Did you tell my son to go to Chick Flake as a Chick-Doh Hot? No, your son said that's why he went to the Chick-Doh Hot. But they have flirty hair. Nobody says that. Yeah, what are you talking about? And their tits are pushed up here. All right, I'm going.

I got it. All right, I'm on my way. What do you... Hmm. Hmm. Is this guy ever listen to a call in radio show? Does he know what they sound like? No, annoyingly bad. This guy ever listen to a call in radio show. Do you know what they sound like?

annoyingly bad Why are other adults letting him put this on their pockets? Why are other people involved in this? That's the mystery to me if he was putting this up by himself. He doesn't but he's a retard It's fine. What do you do other people are like? Yeah, I'll do a bit on your show What he yeah, he's not producing this and they're asking him to contribute this shit. He's begging to be a contributor, but still it's bizarre. Begging to get fired. It's so bad. It's so bad.

It's so bad. Holy shit, Andy. Fuckin' A. Well, we're just getting started. We gotta talk about this guy. We gotta do it. Four hours today. Alright, I think we've covered all of the major topics

that I wanted to cover today. We talked about true crime obsessed and very popular show that really is hard to listen to. And frankly, frustrating. Frustrating to listen to. As people that participate in the podcast world, hearing that that is so popular is hard to deal with. It's depressing.

Yeah, for sure. All right, we also talked about settling John and his little suit with serious exiles. Oh, well, well, fuck an idiot. It's so great. Uh, our buddy, Tom Myers. Dick is back on the scene. So, you know what that means?

It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do's favorite part of the show. Let's do it. This is the part of the show where we play a clip from the podcast that will be reviewing on next week's W ATP and It's meant to get people excited about it. I wouldn't do this if it turned people off. Yeah, I do it because people go, oh, that sounds like that'll also be fun. I had a lot of fun today. I hate.

Maybe I'll have a lot of fun. Next week. What else? Gross thing are people fucking next week. Let's find out. Here we go. I got, I got plenty of arguments about Digi. And one of the biggest points that just pisses me the fuck off, it just makes me angry as hell.

It's just, so the whole point of the transgender movement, right, is that every fucking human being has the right to go by the gender that they prefer, correct? Yeah. Despite like what they fucking do with their time, or what kind of person they are. Correct? Am I off base here? Oh, absolutely, man, 100%. You should have said no, because I asked if I was off base. So you saying yes means that I'm wrong. Sorry, sorry, anyway. Yeah, so. This is a show called the Dickhead's Podcast. What these guys do is they summarize,

they're like the wrap-up show for the Dick show. Okay, yeah. And they've been through multiple iterations. I was actually on the Dickhead's Podcast, a couple of years ago, maybe no. But apparently this is a new iteration. This is a suggestion that came in from Riley. And the reason why we're doing it

is because Sean, the audio engineer, will be co-hosting WOTP. What I love about this opportunity with Sean, is that Sean doesn't listen to any podcasts. He's on the DIC show. He's in the middle of all this crazy drama nonsense, and he knows nothing about it. He's oblivious to it.

So I'm excited to play some of these podcasts or talk about his podcast. He says no idea what they're saying and how they're saying. I mean, nobody does all this shit. But that's very funny. I thought that'd be fun. Right. It's all like subreddit discord drama with, yeah, did you spend on this podcast? And I got to point out that I did not know it was going be about people fucking weird shit and that's exactly what it's about.

By the way, Ditchie who has been in the news a lot recently, if you follow the Ditch show, is the only person who's been both to my house and McMaster's house. He's been live in studio, both places. He's a famous crepe. What a distinction that is, huh? All right, so coast to coast creep. Yes. We don't have a problem with Digi now.

I'm here. You guys busted his balls. So, lady ball. Andy, I want to thank you so much for coming on the show. You're welcome. It's always a delight having you on here. We did the, I feel like you were just on, we did a bonus show.

Yeah. A couple of weeks ago, that was awesome. This has been fantastic. Yep. Anything you want to plug, my friend? No. Well, you know, usually I have like a gag plug, but. Yeah, that would be good.

Go, yeah. That's why I asked. Yeah. Go check out my band's heat seeker and Amanda Lee Pears and the driftwoodwood Sailors. Those people, a lot of artists aren't able to make money these days. And I have a lot of famous, not famous,

talented people that are just kind of like Hamstrung musicians that aren't allowed to make money anymore. So. It sucks. Our isotopes gig that was booked for September 13th is now canceled because the state liquor authority made this rule that you can't promote live music or sell tickets in advance. Yeah, just fucking nonsense.

Right. It sucks. iTunes are cheap. If you like the show, downloads and I isotopes music. Amanda Lee Pierce is kind of Lee Pierce is great. She was on the voice. She was on Gwen Stefani's team on the voice Brendan from heat seeker he

Guitar text for suicidal tendencies and he dropped off fast Well, but he tore he tore he tore his sheer terror and badball That mean these are like national acts that are touring around that he should be playing with and he's not playing with them now So download some of their music sounds good and he's for the Joey. Anything you want to plug? No, I've been sitting here with my base the whole time Well, please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out what's it for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Starting in the mush this of morning radio. And now the show is full. I can't.

Don't say shit for a time show. Great show. Good job, everybody. Good job, everyone. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Boom. There are no laughs.

We are not. This dude is fucking corn, bullshit! Get the shit, get the fuck! It's boring as shit! Fucking brain suck! Yeah, I... and bring suck! You guys! Who are these? Podcasts!

I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. We will reveal, reveal, reveal. With Vic. Wap, wap, wap. Vic. Hello. Hello.

We missed you. We missed you last week. Oh, I know I was traveling to my mom. Are you calling from a flying J truck step? No, I'm calling in from a park. So my mom doesn't know how big but embarrassment I am to her. I'm sure people will tell her. Are you dog walking this podcast? Are you dog walking this podcast? Kind of. It's not it's not little leaking at least. That's good. Vic, do we have new reviews that you have prepared that you'd like to read? You have quite a few actually. Great.

You got some hate from the two bears one cave. Oh really? Those fans found us. Fun out about us just a couple um they put a peanut butter on their show how are they the f**k you guys guys. Peanut butter is a show. F**k you guys. I thought we were doing the game where you don't tell us if these are bad or good reviews. Oh right we wanted to get back on that. That bad. Good call Andy. It's still a mix up. It's still a mix up. Okay. Okay. So this is a review. It said it's a podcast. It's a podcast I guess. That's it. That's it. So five stars. Yeah. Fantastic. You guessed it. All right. Yeah. And then you've got another one, uh, honest review.

It's a podcast that hates all other podcasts. Nobody in sight, no interesting guests, so no style or substance. Wait a minute. No, it's just a guess. Well, that's Andy's here. Yeah. What do you think about his favorite podcast goals? Andy.

Come on. Let's say that we like rap a port. Oh, yeah, we, it's Andy. Come on. Let's say don't we like rap a port. Oh, yeah, we like to show once. Yeah. All right. Haters get a hate, man. What are you going to do?

Oh, yeah. And obviously that is a one star. But here's the two bears, one cave. It's a bit of a mouthful. It says, these dudes are low and loose. I'm in a poly relationship. And my wife's wife's boyfriend Brett was in the middle of feathering it when he told me this podcast had some cool stuff. Cool stuff, slick stuff, neat stuff. But so far all I've seen is just a bunch of pup play. Here's the deal man. I'm

home here now and I just finished my daily 64 ounce growler of cool aid when I heard these charmos and they're lucky they don't get the baby rapers stamp. I had to take about 10 to 12 Benadrill to sit through an episode. You should have followed by star. It's got to be. What? That's a one story.

It's just your mom's house references. Is that what that is on your mom's house? That low and loose is. Oh, OK. Oh, I need this to be. I need this to be. That's what I is on your mom's house? That low and loose is my mom's house. Okay. I need this to be, I need this to be, I need this to be backed up to the beginning and explained to me front to back.

I didn't understand anything that was that. Well, now I know why Patrick Michael's using the word Chomo because he watches Tom Segur, he's a fan. Yeah, I've heard Chomo, it's a, I'm a child molester. Right, code, right? Yeah, I know that. We've talked about it on this show, maybe that's why you know that from when I was convicted

and put in prison. Yeah, so also, I think we talked about it when we talked about Arkelia and the creep off. Yeah, okay. All right. Oh, God. And then you got to, you got a star rate, well you know a question mark star rating from angry and arcades. Hello. Yeah, dude.

Okay. You said our Yeah, that's it. What are the first of our chances? And then he said, I'd give this podcast lower than five stars. It's that we're possible. Carol is a right wing asshole who just needs to get into a cuckold relationship to point him in the right direction. But the worst part of the show is Vic.

Vic hasn't, Vic hasn't anyone ever told you women belong in the kitchen and not on podcast. Now make me a sandwich. Maybe you're a vibrator through the call. Just looking at being already that one. Oh, it's about me. So what? Less than five stars. That could be four stars then.

I think that was the joke. Yeah. I like it. It's a five star. Oh, yeah. But it's a five star. I like that one. Very nice. I like that you're getting off during the segment. Yeah.

And that's all I have today. All the other ones were kind of boring. Just, oh, what the fuck is this show? We have a lot to discuss with you, obviously. Let's hit a voicemail or to get us into it. Oh, shit. So film my heart responded to VIXA partial take down of them or attempted tear down of them on the last week's WATP. But you know it is funny, it's good actually and I still think you should review their show. But the thing that really got me was that the some of the background for their YouTube videos showed both of their faces and I think it's Park and Newman, the Marshmouse guy, looks like what happens if Kiwi Chris somehow was able to breathe with Jason Alexander and it is worse at worst looking him up because he is quite the odd looking individual but they actually came to light from what they said, but Vick had

actually matched with him on Tinder. I think Vick, what the fuck man. That's a good question. So I want to clear something up because people are very confused about this. The image they use for their podcasts is a joke because they're both looking like Dr. Phil. They're bald heads and lost haircuts. But it's because it's about Dr. Phil, they don't actually look like that. Okay. People are looking for you like, these guys are other 20s.

Why do they look like that? It's like, well, it's dummy. It's about Dr. Phil. Oh, somebody misunderstood something on the internet. All right, so let's talk about this, Vic. Obviously, you came in hot a couple of weeks ago. You wanted to make fun of the film, my heart podcast, because one of the guys, the less attractive guy,

hit on you, and you didn't appreciate that. Harold didn't want to blow that guy. You wanted to blow the other guy. Well, I say less attractive. What I mean by that is, Vicki even said, the other guy has a hot girlfriend that she would fuck. Oh, well. So I assume the other guy is the attractive guy. Okay, she's probably wishes that that was the guy hitting on her.

Which is why she was upset about this. I don't know, I'm speculating. Explain it to me. No, no, no. Okay, well, okay, let me clear something up. I matched with the Jew fro on Tinder because I just swiped right on everyone because I just wanted to make fun of people And I want I wanted like for a while my like a bio was like roast me um

And I just wanted to be made fun of I like this trolling tinder angle that you have going. It's very cool. Yes in a sad way like trolling un fuckable guys. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You know, there is that veggie veggie fajita. I saw of the show that you were on where they were going through a personality test with you.

It's weird. I get home from bed bread. It's not. Be in practice. That's easy. And I'm looking at the discord and they're like, Oh, Vic is on some show right now. So I popped that on sweet and watched Vic go through a whole,

so they put that they popped into the discourse reason why I'm bringing it up to talk about some of your disorders that you have. I mean, it says silly, like one of those old magazine tasks, re-answered a bunch of questions. And then they tell you what's wrong with you. It was on us. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

So I'm schizophrenic evidently. Yeah. And you're also obsessive-compulsive personality disorder. I'll take that one. I think you just need a lot of attention. The idea that you're swiping right on everybody tells me that you need a lot of attention. That's the goal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, giving your phone number out to anyone and everyone is insane. No, that's cool because you only get it if you call a Patreon of WTB and you can get the next phone number. And it's fun. You respond to you. Oh, that's something I wanted to ask you to.

I'm sorry. I apologize if we're not going through this whole rebuttal correctly. I'm kind of skipping around. You mentioned on this, showing you on that you quit your job at Panera, Brian. I did, yeah. Yeah. What's going on? You got a new career?

Oh, I, uh, you, sure, yeah, I'm going into the military to get more attention. Stop it. What are you talking about? Yeah, what are you talking about? We don't have girls in our military. What do you mean? You're right.

You're right. You're going to be a Navy SEAL now. It's a transgender woman, you know. I got, I got to do it. What branch? Oh, Navy. You aren't gonna be a Navy seal. You're gonna be dishonorably discharged in like one day.

She's gonna discharge in one day. Oh yeah, I'm gonna call someone the gay abslet. Get kicked out. I think that's still loud in the air. The air of the Navy wherever you're going. Your drill sergeant is gonna be like, that discharge is dishonorable. So get out of here. So, Vic, why are we

gonna, why are we gonna lose you as our review girl from the show? I assume you won't be able to do this anymore. Correct. The, uh, the end of September Oh, no, I'll be in, yeah, yeah, uh, for like eight weeks. I'll be in there. You're writing, you're

writing a book and joining the military. I was the positive feedback. Oh, yeah the military Yeah, I all of discord just fucking jumped out of this gift is an opportunity. I don't like it guys We could have a contest for our next review girl I was kidding when I said I wanted to get Jerry Banfield to replace Vic, but now we have to I Was thinking we there's a lot of good review girls we can get. We can get PJ. We could get art. Oh, did you need?

Did you need can be your next game? Yeah, that's true. All right. So anyways, we tried to make fun of Phil my heart. They came back and made fun of our segment. And did a pretty good job. I assume you listened to all of that. Yeah, it was pretty funny.

I enjoyed it. But the funniest part of it is I didn't even go after Drew, because Drew is actually pretty funny in that fucking show. It's honestly just Parker Newman, who is just such a fucking anchor. He just brings everything to a fucking halt. I agree. I do agree. It's our ears for you.

All right. Well, hey, you know, not everybody can be the Andy of the show. All right. Here's another voice, Mary, with that. Something for Beck. What the fuck is up, rubber dicks? Has anyone commented on how the way dicks, Vic, fuck me, says hello?

It sounds like she perpetually has a massive cock in her mouth. Like That's all that's all that's why people like it Into the question, is there a massive cock in your mouth? No, no, no, no, not at all it's a micro penis Speaking of your mouth. There's an Australian who I know you hate who decided to defend you and stick up for you Oh, what a sweetie get out. This is a random Australian caller I'm actually calling into defense that dumb slut thick Everyone's been given her a really hard time lately about her face and honestly

I think they're being a little too harsh. I think Vic has an attractive face face and honestly I think they're being a little too harsh I think Vic has an attractive face but what I can't stand is that she puts her tongue out in every single Instagram picture that shit is obnoxious and it has gone to the point that when I'm going through her Instagram I do need to cover her face because if I don't then I just cannot ejaculate it. Cut that to the outfick. You know that what Australians ejaculate it goes in the oven. You know that what Australians, a jackal, and it goes in the opposite direction.

Fun fact. So this is a fun fact, a little behind the scenes. Vic and I are Instagram buddies, IRL. If that's a thing. Okay. And she does stick her tongue out every single phone, it's like her thing. She got taxed, of course, I when we came

five-fellow and Vic. Oh went and became five-filed Vic. Oh, so we're all friends, it's back. Yeah. On Instagram. She's no Peggy Hill, come on, be nice people. Oh, look at that, Andy is white-niding for you now. Oh, shit. Yeah, right?

I can already hear the Doug White in memorium tribute to Vic. Oh, he's gonna be so upset about this. Vic, why the tongue out thing? What's that all about? I don't know. I just can't help it. I think it's part of my obsessive, or maybe my skits of phrenic disorder, where if I don't post a picture with my tongue out, like I just think I'm like a three. So it brings me up because it's like ooh like is I don't know like she seems a little Horace if her tongue is out, so she's more attractive. Oh So it's for dick. It's for attention. Oh

No, this is making sense. I want to put their dick on it. I get it All right, I'm advertising. This is someone calling in about Kroge. This is Michigan. I forgot to say Kroge sounds exactly like Arty Lane. Way more than they did on it. I agree, but except for the punchlines. Yeah, Arty Lane with race, people are still joking. They have the same nose. Ha ha ha. For real. Just kidding, Croosh. Oh, by the way, so the Peggy Hill thing,

that I guess podcast hitman put in the sub-reddit. Okay. And then it caught on. People really like this, you know, the biggest Peggy Hill and podcast hitman needs credit for it. So he called it. Peggy Hill and podcast hitman needs credit for it. So he called him. Hey, Carl's podcast hitman. So I hear all these vicktards are coming after me. It's fine. I got time for my kids born. So you guys want to meet up and you want to take

care of business. We meet in Gary, Indiana. If you want to find me, I'll be in front of the big Jackson five memorial. Otherwise, you got something to say about the fact that you worship I need you go stick in your protein. All right. Later. Meet me on the court. Yeah. Yeah.

A rap battle on the court. I recrypled Jesus. Can challenge you to a dance off. All right. This is a got about Vinc. Vinc's becoming popular to the voicemail. What is their voicemail segment gonna turn into? There was a little while, but now it's coming back to all of it.

Hi Carl, I don't want to be here. This is how we talk. Just want to let you know, we don't like thick. That's a good guy. Silent majority got it with a hot dick. Short and concise. Oh, I like it. Well done. I'm not gonna give God a silent majority of the hot tank. Shorten concise. Oh, I like it.

Well done. Tucker Dixon, who might still be in our discord, he was hanging out earlier, called in, he had somebody he wanted to correct from a previous episode. Hey, Carl, Tucker Dixon here. I just want to point out one thing. George Washington Carver didn't make peanut butter. That was made by somebody else here. Let me see here.

Marcelli is still more Edson. So all the jokes, every fucking joke in two bears, one cave, is fucking based on an idiotic lie that would have taken them three seconds to look up. That's one of those weird facts that I thought everyone knew. George Washington Carver came up with hundreds of uses for the peanut, but did not make peanut butter. Anyway, stop laughing back there. Anyways, tuck her out, call me back.

The only thing interesting about that, the reason I really wanted to play it, nothing. It's because Bird Crusher has an entire bit about that. Like that's part of his stand-up routine. Yeah. He hasn't done that research, he hasn't Googled that to figure out that's true or not. Can't believe Bird Crusher didn't do any research.

Well, yeah, a good point. All right. I got one more voice mail someone was checking out My band and producer Chris's band the isotops Hey, Carl, so I'm checking out your isotope stuff and honestly, I think it's pretty good, but I'm just wondering How come you guys don't have a vocalist like I know you're supposed to be an instrumental rock band and you might be, oh that's the answer but like, I feel like people would actually listen to this if you had a vocalist. Okay, call me back. You might be out of something there. It should be gross. Proge has a beautiful voice. We've definitely played songs or cronest sang.

What is the, I just hope to have a harp player, Oh, yeah, seriously. I know that it's rock and roll music and typically we don't see that but Boy, all right, because there anything else that you wanted to say I wanted to give you a chance to kind of give your rebuttal to The segment that the guys at home are all right. Yeah No, just like they made some good points But I think that's a good point. I think that's a good point. I think that's a good point. I think that's a good point. I think that's a good point. I think that's a good point. I think that's a good point. I think that's a good point.

I think that's a good point. I think that's a good point. I think that's a good point. I think that's a good point. I think that's a good point. I think It's a lot just like their podcast, you know, Drew makes all the heavy hitters and then Parker just laughs and then makes like one, one comment. So that was pretty good. I, I enjoyed it. That made me laugh. I don't know a lot about their show. I enjoyed that segment quite a bit, but I think the one thing I figured out is that Parker needs to find a better co-host or

no, Drew. Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew needs to find a co-host that doesn't just distract from what he's trying to do. Yeah. Oh fantastic. Yeah. Can we order that? Yeah, well I would agree if you know I guess I'd have to. It's like when I had Kevin. I guess I have to chase the skies just making it hard. Yeah. I guess I know. I like Kevin a lot more than you Carl. him back bring back that back bastard. I guess I'd have to listen to any of that to understand what you're talking about. I wouldn't I'd give a fuck. It's kind of money. But I fair enough. Um, any drop that you'd like us to play in the drop we hate to see you go, but we love to actually Vic No, no, no, I mean, I don't know maybe like review fucking Alex Jones again Carl come on Yeah, what are you doing?

That was your best episode. It is a good episode. We we will do Alex Jones again I definitely want to get back to that. I think that would be a lot of fun. No, I was asking, I want to end the show on with a draw. Perez Hilton should have been all day on the, for a true crime of sus. I should have heard Pernot Hed and I'll go. Go G's Louise. Oh, okay, yep, you're right.

This is how we're ending the show. Thanks for hanging out, everybody. Sue. We're G's Louise. show. Thanks for hanging out everybody. Sue, we're cheese lowways.