Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep222 - The Dickheads Podcast

Episode Date: September 6, 2020

This week's show is a show about a show about a show. The Dickheads Podcast attempts to recap the latest episode of the Dick Show. Another way to find out what happened on the Dick Show is to listen to the Dick Show. That's my preferred method. Sean the audio engineer joins us to discuss people talking about him and his show, people who are so into feet that foot porn fan fiction is entertaining, and Stuttering John's attorney. All that and Vic makes a joke.  MyBookie - https://bit.ly/MB_WATP Double your deposit with promo code: watp Support us: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Support Sean: https://www.patreon.com/thedickshow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How you feel today, Chris? Good. How are you, too? Head to the cat skills later today? Uh, maybe that's what's going on. Training, uh, I got hired at Crojus Garage, that he works in. Ha ha ha ha ha. So, for some reason, I'm training in this cat.

I have a clip of that and some like it, buddy. Uh, I didn't get a lot from the paint pal. Are you a boner guy? Cuzz. Cuzz a roo. Cuzz a row. Cuzz a row. Slapper Rooney. It's show time. A W A T P. Hello, what would make some cousin Rooz one two

and another of some of who are these podcasts? The only show that keeps his pants on when using PCP, I'm your host, Carol, with me this week. The man who makes sure Dick keeps a level head, it's Sean, the audio engineer, what's happening, Sean? And good luck with that. How you doing, Carl? I'm doing very well, very happy to have you on. This is your debut on WATP.

We're excited to have you on the show. Thanks for joining us. Hey, thanks for asking me. I was telling you a minute ago, the, uh, it's, I look forward to the crossovers every month and I bug deck about it. So it's, uh, they're fun. There are a lot of fun. I love the show. Fun. I have to say that, uh, people who get on our Patreon, they, they tell us that the bonus episodes are just something different about it. It's got a different vibe, it's a little more relaxed, it's a lot of fun, especially the crossovers with you and Dick. Please go to who are these kind of email address, voice mail number, link to our

server, link to the discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel, and link to our Patreon. Featuring at least two new bonus episodes every single month, also we encourage our listeners to give us a five-step review on Apple Podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section. By the way, our review girl, Vic. So I think she's in today, but she will not be on for much longer. She's going into the Navy. We got to replace her. We got to win Vic's job contest or just like cripple Jesus, they went, I think we just, if cripple Jesus wants the job the John it says Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called the dickhead's podcast. This is a suggestion from ace Riley We have both listen to show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand

Let's get into a shun. This is a podcast hosted by Riley Brooks and Mo diggeri who are also hanging out in our discard server right now and This is a show you fucking really set me up on this one This is a show about the dick show. And I thought this would be fun because Sean's been on the dick show since day one. And he does not pay attention to any of the ancillary things that are happening around the dick show, which are numerous.

So this is a show that tries to do it like a wrap up show or I'm not really sure what the point of it is, but they talk about the dick show and things that are going on in the Dixho universe. I thought it'd be fun to get your perspective on some of the things that they're talking about. Did you? Yeah, sure. That's what I need to do is listen to things about the Dixho more than I already listened

to the Dixho twice as I record it and then live, you know, ruin the rest of my weekend with Dix madness and then listen to it again when I mix it. And then you shouldn't send me this with, you know, at over two hours and I go, oh, for fuck's sake, he hates me. I know because they're recapping episode 221 in which there's a lot of long rants going on in that episode So now you're reliving it for the third time. I apologize shot. Not a not a it's all good. It's all good

I look I listen to the whole thing that's impressive. I gotta be honest with you I did not and I am normally a very professional, but I could not make it through the whole thing Well, I didn't get a chance to pull clips, unfortunately. So I did have the job too. Well, we also, did you check out the foot finish podcast that I sent over your way? No, I didn't get a chance. I was going all day the last, but you, I remember you said, maybe it'll come off better

if you just react, which is what I do on the DIC show. Right, I think this will be fun, because it's one of the podcasts that Dick put out there as a poll, what we should do for a crossover episode. And it just looks ridiculous. So I figured I'd check that out. We could talk about it. But first things first, one of the things that I noticed about this show is this

had a drive you nuts. You always do the mixing for the dick show. The mix on this show is brutal. In the beginning, before the show even starts, I guess the show starts 20 minutes in for some reason. They're talking over music beds, and I dare to figure out a single word that this person is saying. And I slowly don't think they will come. They think it will be better. They'll be coming through. They're getting off this game about that.

They're not normal. They don't think they'll come at all. That's the last I had to watch as to. You would think that I would put that together as a bit. But there's no way that someone put out a podcast. It sounds like that. This guy was there a voice in there Yeah, he was legitimately trying to make some type of point about something

You could hear a word better. No, I'm saying is there just blasting instrumental music I thought it was just one of those spoken word parts. Yeah, so that was a lot of fun because the first 20 minutes is Them discussing some type of drama. They're having in a discord server or something. I know that. I think it was about Lollie. Right, and I know that Dick's show is based on Goss, and he's got a lot of internet Goss that he goes into. But he actually has interesting Goss. These guys have the least interesting Goss going on. I'll play an example of this drama they're discussing. All right, I got like so angry and fed up with it. That all the dickheads fucking

Fucking discord servers. I fucking left them I left them I left them I fucking ban had and fucking PVC or PCB and and fucking Wow, we get a ban had what What compelling content that is. You don't say, how is this content for a show? What's going on in the Discord server? It gets a shit. Well, you know what? I notice that this show, obviously it starts, it takes off from the dick show and start talking about that.

But one thing that I will say about it is, it's getting its own voice or from the episode that I listen to. It's, you can tell that there's other things like those ancillary things you're talking about that I will say about it is it's getting its own voice or from the episode that I listen to. It's you can tell that there's other things like those ancillary things you're talking about that just kind of grow organically. I don't even know if that's a bad thing. I'm assuming it will get more interesting

the longer they go to your point. I wouldn't assume that. You have to be an interesting person in order to put out an interesting podcast. That's been my experience. So we learned about this guy named Had when Dick and I broke down crippled Jesus' podcast because Had was the producer on it and he did a really shitty job producing it. These guys talk about Had a lot on this show. This is later on they're talking about him again.

The crippled cast is really funny. And I want to point out in this clip you're about to hear. They talk about me and Dick talking about the cripple cast and Mo diggery. Will you please learn the name of this podcast? Please. The cripple cast is really fun. He was on what like what are these podcasts, right? And fucking what's his name? Who's whose whose his name? Uh, Carl. Okay. And Carl fucking like, you know, fucking roasted him like he roasts everyone else. Fucking had goes in there. I'm sorry my shit sucks.

And he fucking brings the entire fucking mood down, dude. It made it almost like destroyed the entire fucking episode, which is like one of the funniest fucking episodes. And well, I'm glad you enjoyed the episode. You don't know my name. You don't know the name of our podcast. It's who are these podcasts is the name of the podcast One more clip talking about had and this comes this goes on throughout the show This is like one isolated segment. They keep their obsessive this had guy who really has nothing to do with with the dick universe If that was what I didn't get when a head was coming at you. I'm like, you disagree with dick in the previous, in that episode.

We, he claims to have listed it that full episode. And we have a discussion in that episode, which you disagree with one of the decisions. And I defended. Oh, fucking cares. So that was one of my takeaways from this is that they're trying to stir up their own drama, like you said, Sean. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I want to talk about a bright spot with this show. And then we'll get back to bashing it. I am kidding.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I want to talk about a bright spot with this show. And then we'll get back to bashing it.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I want to talk about a bright spot with this show, and then we'll get back to bashing it. I actually enjoy the theme song. This theme song has been around for a long time.

This show's gone through different iterations with different hosts, but I think the theme song's kind of fun. Wouldn't it be nice if we had a podcast for all of the dickheads in the group Wouldn't it be nice if we could discuss all the things that dick does to Wouldn't it be nice? Wouldn't it be nice? Wouldn't it be nice if they had a show that dickheads could enjoy?

Oh yeah, it's called the dick show! We're good! Well, you know,'s called the Dick Show. We're good. Well, you know, I mean, there's this. We got it. Hey, I mean, I don't always enjoy the Dick show. So, you know, it's nice to have an alternative. I was hoping you were gonna come down here and bash Dick Masters and let's get into it.

And I'm just kidding. All right. So after the Thieves' on Blaze, I got 20 minutes into the show. They come out of the gate, tripping all over each other. Hey everybody, welcome to the Dickhead's podcast. I am your host, Riley Brooks, the funniest helium, Huffing Whale on the internet, two weeks running. I'm here with my co-host, Maud Dickety.

When you have a throwaway line, can't stop laugh at it wait for the other guy to laugh at it laugh at it again It's a throw away line keep going just move push through Yeah laughing is a bonus Right lavish it always be a bonus. Let's just play a couple clips of things that I agreed with holy shit The show is long Jesus a couple clips of things that I agreed with. Holy shit, the show is long, Jesus. That's a perfect summation of this show. Here's another summation of the show

that I thought was appropriate. You know, this isn't fun. Agreed. They're nailing it right there. As you had mentioned, it seemed like they're trying to do kind of their own show. So they talk about Dik's show, which is a lot of just kind of recapping.

And anyone who's listening to the show already heard Dik show, so it's unnecessary, but whatever. So then they go into like their own takes on things and their takes on things. Fucking suck. This is their take on on Rocky movies. So you know, what's great about the first five Rocky movies is that they had a pretty good exposition, you know, dialogue. The first five Rocky movies had a good dialogue. The first five. It's a hell of a track record.

So I heard that I was like, this person ever seen Rocky for Rocky five. And then he goes on to explain that it wasn't until Rocky Six that the franchise got bad. I think that's where Balboa. I think I think it's the sixth movie in 2006 or seven that was released. I think that's where they lost it. The first five were all cinematic masterpieces. We all know Rocky IV. I think I wanted to ask her that here, right? If I'm'm not mistaken it wasn't until six Where it really jumped the shark and got silly I think so

You know silly rocky three longer and one best actor yeah, right dog longer was up hang on Rocky three was good That's the one with mr. T. I know that's what I mean I will defend rock Sean you and I are the same age So in rock three game though it was awesome, but it was for children It had pro wrestlers in it. It was awesome, but it was for children. It had pro wrestlers in it. It was silly. Yeah, I guess it is. I haven't seen it in a long time, but I don't know.

I like Mr. T. I like that. He's playing Sonny Liston is essentially who he's playing. The most intimidating man, maybe ever to step in the ring. At least he thought he was unbeatable, and he was just fucking know, he was just fucking bad, and he's playing him, but nobody acknowledges Rocky V. That's what I know. Nobody acknowledges Rocky V. Sean, would you consider Rocky III a movie with good dialogue?

Do you wanna tell me that this is a well-written movie? Well, I don't know if any of them have great dialogue. It's not really what they're known for. It's more just, it's a simple story about the underdog, right? Correct. Yes. So I guess my point is, I think the long way to get there,

my point is your opinions are stupid and we don't want to hear them. You guys don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Well, that's like your opinion, man. Oh, this is something I want to talk to you about. So they ask the question, Riley asks, Mo, how much longer is the dick show going to go on for? Is it?

I'd say it's got at least like three more years till I see like Dick and Sean going, I'm so fucking sick of this fucking show. What do you think, Sean? Do you got three more years? And even before you get sick of dick, it's out doing it. Oh, this could end any week. Everybody knows that. No, I'm just kidding.

No, I don't see why it couldn't. I don't know what's gonna change just in the climate or in either of our lives or whatever. I mean, obviously, if I wasn't on the show anymore, he would still have a show. If he doesn't do it, there's no show. So it's really up to him how long it goes. I'm having a good time.

I think the show still surprises me with how I think it's going to go and then how it goes. And I like that. And it's either get to laugh a lot or blow off steam on Sundays. So I'm not thinking there's an end date. Just however, you know, how it goes it goes. I know. I think it's funny when people who don't have any rationale don't explain why they think something just throw it out there three more years and then they're probably get sick of it. Like why? Why? What do you mean? Are you talking about? Well, I don't know because you can you can look at the lifespan of say like a band or something like that.

They just do eventually they just they either want to make music with other people or they don't like, you know, the grind that they're in or what not. But I mean once a week podcast and really that's all I participate. You know, I don't do any he's you know, that's a 24 hour day, seven day a week job really for him. I mean, even though he's got a real gig too, but, you know, I don't engage in all that kind of stuff. So I literally get to show up and talk and shoot the shit and yell and scream and then, you know, go mix it and then it's out by Monday night and then, you know, maybe answer some emails during the week and that's really about it.

So it doesn't, it's not a big, it's not a big tax on me. I always told them I, I would do it till it wasn't fun anymore. If it's not fun anymore, I won't do it, but it's still fun. Well, I hope that you guys are the Aerosmith of podcasters. And by that, I mean, you're gonna start out really good and then get really, really shitty for decades and be almost in sufferable. I thought you meant raging drug problems. Wow, that too.

Maybe Dick will get sober like the guys in Aerosmith. Oh, then it'll really suck. Yeah, who's listening to that? Guess what I'd do this week, Sean? I stayed sober. It didn't go anywhere on each. Yeah, went to bed, a little bed bath and beyond. We have some lumber at the home depot.

Yeah, you know, it turns out a will feral from old school. Unsub, unsub. Yeah, you know, it's turns out a will feral from old school unsub unsub Yeah, yeah, it's gone after they explain three more years Our I believe this is mo gets into a long discussion about how podcasts originated I'm gonna play this for you and then we can talk about how wrong this is we just didn't call them podcasts until for you and then we can talk about how wrong this is. We just didn't call them podcasts until a little bit before the Zoom came out. And that was Microsoft's answer to the iPhone, or the iPad, excuse me.

And they said, Oh, you start calling the podcast to fucking spite Microsoft? Well, no, they forbid, they forbade their other workers and the people who are in marketing to call it a podcast because the term podcast was coined initially by Apple and by the I people. Wrong. Apple did not name podcasts, podcasts. They actually had nothing to do with that.

They just put out a product called the iPod And the iPod was a device that you could play, said podcast on. In fact, in 2004, Adam Curry, from the No Agenda show that we all know and love, and software developer Dave Winer co-ed the program known as iPodder, which enabled them to download internet radio broadcasts to their iPods. And they are the people who started podcasting. Sure. It had nothing to do with Apple saying, we the people who started podcasting. It had nothing to do with Apple saying, we're gonna call it podcast and Microsoft going,

no, there's Zoom casts in a battle between the two of them. That couldn't be more incorrect. And he says it with authority. So it happened, boy, that sounds familiar. I get to hear that shit every week. Says it with authority. Totally wrong. I love the title of the shots you're taking.

That's correct. But it's, no, you're right. You're right, the podcast, that name came about organically pretty much because of the iPod. That was your playback device, right? So, it's like everybody just started calling, you know, tissues Kleenex because it's the biggest brand. It's kind of the same thing.

It's just funny to me that they have really terrible opinions on things like movies and entertainment. And then they're also wrong about facts. So I'm trying to figure out why you would listen to the show. Oh, that's right because they recap the dick show. Big bombshell, dick and shun, don't like horror movies. Uh, that's too bad. Horror, the horror movie genre is an awesome genre.

I mean, I love being a good horror movie. And that's the discussion around Dick mentioned. He doesn't like horror movies on his show. Oh, that's too bad. I like horror movies. All right, move it on. What is, why is this? That was a pretty quick sniff it.

Yeah, what are you, what are you adding to this conversation? Well, you know, the show moves around a bit. I mean, it's, I don't know how many episodes, well, that was 12, right? Yeah. So it's finding, it's finding its legs. I mean, if you heard, and I'm defending them a little bit because I made it through two hours

and I was not bored. They're talking about you. Of course you heard bar. There was something. No, you know what? I think I was mentioned maybe like two or three times there were I actually are talking about you there was there was a word bar there was a uh... no you know what i think i was mentioned maybe like two or three times in the whole thing which is two or three times too many but honestly i was like

oh yeah i'm just listening to this they're talking about other people so you know it's uh... yeah i mean moves around a little bit could probably trim some of the fat but uh... you know but i didn't i didn't force myself to get all the way through it. It's funny because they're big fans, obviously, of Dick Masterson, that's why they're doing the show.

And they turn into fanboys from time to time. It reminded me of the Chris Farley show. Remember that sketch on, it's in it live. Interviewing McCartney. Yeah, so this is what reminded me of that. The tone of his voice we screen, pedo, pedo, and it's all of his lungs. It's fucking funny, you shit.

Yeah. You remember, Biddle Mania? That was awesome. It's literally what they're, the time of the show and he was like, yellow pedo over and over again. That was really funny. All right, moving on, that's the,

it's fine, you could be a fan boy. Yeah, no, completely, completely. They do bring in their opinions on whether people can take someone else's creation and retool it. They were talking about, what's the movie that can never be made again, Blazing Saddles? That's a gem. They're made again blazing saddles that are a gem. They're talking about blazing saddles and they say they're going to remake it,

but it's going to be a cartoon version and it's rated PG and it's for kids. And the guy gives his take on whether that's an okay form of entertainment or not. I don't have a problem with that at all. Like I'm fine with people taking ideas and concepts and fine tuning in them and it's something that's you know original content Not that I really care. Oh, you're okay with people taking someone else's content and then retooling it You're doing a recap of the dick show of course you're okay with that. That's what your show is You didn't have to tell me that I already knew that Oh god

I just want to know how that has anything to do with blazing saddles. If it's PG and animated, well, I mean, how could that possibly have anything to do with blazing saddles? It didn't make any sense to me. Yeah. That whole discussion I was completely lost on because first off, if they are doing that, maybe you would explain how you would do that or why you would do that. Instead, they just discussed whether or not they're okay with it. Like, I don't care. I don't care if you're okay with it. Like, I don't care. I don't care if you're okay with it or not.

This is the problem with people on podcasts. They think everyone wants to know their opinion. We do not. We are not interested in your opinion in that anyway. I, you know what? I say that about social media, anything. Anybody where, any place where people write their own headlines. I'm staying far, far away from.

You are a smart man. This is another thing that I agree with. This is, again, this is, you know, his opinion, but I do agree with this one. Fuck the French, okay. Like, the French, like, have this really, I think, lazy fare or laze fare. Yeah, you know what? Fuck the front of their lazy fair. There's only one parade a week. The petting zoo is just like some guy's cat. It's just the laziest fair. Every food vendor's cheese. It's just a lazy fair.

These French people have. I heard lazy a fair. I think it was a lazy fair. Well, that too. Have you ever been to France? I have not. They really do kind of just take sort of nap breaks in the afternoon where it's like I've tried to check into a hotel there.

It's happening me a couple of times where it's like three, three, 30 in the afternoon. You know, check in time was even earlier than that. And they're sitting there, but they're like, yeah, it's just it's kind of a break, but they've already eaten lunch. Sure. That's what they're talking about. It's that it was a fair is that about being lazy. I know I know I know it means It means leave alone I know it means leave alone I thought he's a lazy we're punning it. Oh Literally I know what loss a fair means It's a very economic term. Yes. I

Know Losset Fair. That's my good buddy, but it should be it should be lazy fair Yeah, what else do you think about those Mexicans? Somebody's gonna cut that together. Yeah, oh Boy, this is another hot take. Apparently, the one guy is not a fan of Horace behavior, whether it's a guy or a girl. Oh, alright. So, I'm really weird on anyone, like men or women, like being Horace, man, because like, I grew up watching people, like being extremely sexually promiscuous like men and women

and like not a one-of-a-pound grew up to be like really well-adjusted adults. Says the guy who's on a show talking about discord drama and a guy named Had. These but the probably people are having two bucks like when they're younger they're not well adjusted adults. Nobody I don't know what it was a well adjusted adult he's talking about. Yeah, you're probably not very interesting if you're too well adjusted. I don't know anyone who's a well adjusted adult. I don't trust him, but he's got he's got a rabbit for it. Like dude, if you are just shamed a little bit when you were younger and like, you know,

told to put the dick down or the pussy down for something like maybe you'd have a little bit more like maybe you'd care a little bit more, you know, maybe you'd be able to hold a job or you wouldn't have drug and alcohol problems, man. That doesn't make any sense Rick. Okay. Yeah. If we were just slutshaving people more, there would be a better place. Right. The reality is, the reality is, is that's backwards.

That's why they pick up the drugs and alcohol. That's why they can't put down the dick. Get that dick out of your mouth and go to college. Yeah. That's how you race people. Straight my life out. Thanks, Dan. Good point. What was I thinking?

Right, right, God, I just, I thought it was mandatory. I just pick up cock all the time. Wherever I could get it. Go down to 7-Eleven, get a microwave burrito and some cock. So one good thing about virgins is that they're definitely not parents. Thank God. Right. Because that would be a scary world.

This is more discord drama than I wanted to play for you. Okay. No, I'm talking about like burden because I barely talk to those two. I talked to mostly burden had the entire time. It was this. It made you leave. Noa made me leave. I rage quit. Think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this?

It's boring as shit. And this is a lot of the show is talking about all of these different handles and names of people you don't know who the fuck they are. And I quit the server and I kicked this person out and this person's shadow banned. Like, why would anyone care about this? You guys have 20 people in a Discord server. I'm sure you're very proud of the community. You've created there.

Everyone on the outside doesn't give a flying fuck about it. I have nothing to add. I just, it's just free advice. These guys are in the server right now. I just give it some free advice to them. I think at one point they mentioned that we're gonna do this. And I was like, oh, that's how they fucking got Carl

to do it. That's why Carl wants to do it. They asked him. Well, I mean, I don't typically do shows when people ask me to, but when they ask me to do their own show, I do appreciate that. Right, well, you really can't shit on anything because I was actually listening and I'm like,

how am I going to, how is this something I can shit on? I even emailed you. How can I shit on this? You said, oh, I have no problem. Don't worry. It's, it's funny. Yeah. A little bit behind the scenes. Sean was listening. He goes, I don't know if this is a good show. It's going to have good content. I haven't even listened to it yet. And I was like, I'm sure we'll figure something out. Sean, I never had a dive ripping on people. No, that's true. It's, it's, I was gonna have good content. I hadn't even listened to it yet. And I was like, I'm sure we'll figure something out, shot. I never had time ripping on people. No, that's true. I was like, yeah, what can I be mean about?

Or what, cause usually it's stuff that I really dislike. But I was like, oh, yeah, I'm kind of here in the drama, that kind of stuff. I mean, I'll never go check it out further. All the drama going around. But it's funny. It's just interesting to me to hear how what the Dix show, kind of the community it's created and the offsuits.

I thought you would enjoy that, actually. That's why, in fact, I want to clarify something. Yeah, right. The hosts of the show, Riley and Mo, didn't, did not recommend that we do this show. It was actually Riley, the guy who was actually over at Dix House just the other day who does a lot of the booking for the show. It was, Riley the guy who was actually over at Dix house just the other day who does a lot of the booking for the show It was oh shit. He's the one who suggested it and the reason why is because I reached out to him and said I'm gonna have Sean on the show I think it'd be really fun to have him listen to some of these shows to talk about the Dix show and he gave me a bunch of suggestions

I thought this was the best one That that he sent over but he also suggested mad Cux's show and a couple of other ones. So we'll get around to it eventually. We'll get there. That's right. So at the very beginning of the show, which was before the show started, if that makes any sense, they go on these long rants about lollies and they're debating Digi specifically, which is a very controversial figure these days in the world of Kiwi Farms and the Dixho. And the guy goes on a four minute rant about this, and this is his rant summation at the end of it.

This is the 25 minute cold open. Yeah, the 25 minute cold open. This is his summation. You know, that's all I have to fucking say about it. But like really, like, I'm just so done with this like all right Well y'all fucking say whatever you want and it's like they're just gonna do it anyway no matter what you say So fucking Is that it? And that's that's pretty much it like I have nothing really ever to fucking say about it after talking for four minutes about this

I don't know if I need to say about it. It's like what they do is they take an interesting conversation from the dick show and make it boring. That's what these guys are able to accomplish. Dick had a brilliant take on something or whatever his take is, it's controversial because people talking and they go, I don't even know what to say about that. For five minutes straight. Thanks. Well, at least he summed it up with a forest gump quote. Sean, I think I'm, I'm spent on this. Like I said, I got about an hour and 15 minutes into it. I didn't get through the whole thing.

I think that they also tackled an old, uh, biggest debate in the universe episode. Yeah, they did. Was there anything from that that was interesting to you? Do you remember back to those days? Uh, they would, they just voted. Yeah, I do, I do a little bit I'm trying to recall the the problems but they they just kind of voted on what they what they thought that you know what they supported how they would have voted. You know what they should do is they should go they just released the uncooked version

of Biggest Problem in the Universe. Just go listen to it. Don't listen to us talk about it. You just go listen to it. Well, you know, it's content. I made a list, missed the last five minutes. I'm not quite sure. That was it.

That was it. All right, guys. Very little part of it You got to put this Sean the audio engineer says it's content. There should be your new tagline Rigging and dorset right there. It's kids content. I don't know Didn't I do that one you guys Carl? What's that didn't I didn't I do that with you guys where it's like he's to ask if I knew who you were I said I don't know who's that? Didn't I do that with you guys?

Where it's like he's to ask if I knew who you were, I was like, no, who's that, or something like that? Did you guys use? Of course. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What happened was Dick and I did a show together and Dick goes, I just did a show with Carl.

You ever listen to his show and you go, I have not. And I used to play that at the intro of our show all the time. Okay. Hey, we got to talk about this foot finish podcast. We got to talk about Stuttering John. He had his attorney on. Oh, can you hang with us for a little bit, Sean? Oh, of course, yeah.

You can't get a bigger guest than Stuttering John's attorney. Oh, dude, I can't wait. Cause last week we broke down the lawsuit. I went through and read it. And so Stuttering John's attorney came out and the answered question. So I got to play that stuff for you. I can't wait because last week we broke down the lawsuit. I went through and read it and so So you got to turn you came out of the answered question So I got to play that stuff for you, but first today's episode of WTP is brought to you by my bookie Winning season returns at my bookie

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So, oh, you're gonna get called out. Yeah. Right, right. What am I talking about? Okay, I listened to this foot fetish podcast and Sean, let me just, I don't know where to start. Let's just start off with the host explaining who he is and what he does. Hello and welcome to the foot fetish podcast, souls and salutations. I am your humble host, Ramon owner and producer of Ramon's Facebook of Feet, the best place on the internet for foot smothering, face sitting in human furniture clips on the web today. So this guy Ramon has a website called Face Full of Feet and what he does is he sells videos

on the internet of people getting feet shoved in their face. Right. He charges money for videos of people stepping on people's faces with their bare feet. Man, if you can think it, somebody gets their dick hard to it, you know, and someone will pay for it. Well, that's the part I'm not sure about. I'm not sure about the somebody will pay for it, because everything on the internet is also available for free. This is what happened with newspapers started deciding that, oh, we're going to put our articles behind a paywall. You got to subscribe to read our stuff online and people want, oh, I'll just read my new

somewhere else then. Never mind. That's true. See ya. It's true. I don't know who's paying for this type of shit that's wildly available to anybody who wants it. So they start talking about their Patreon content because their podcast has a Patreon that you can subscribe to. Let's find out what you can get if you join their Patreon. That gets you one entry, $10 subscribe. Now you're getting stuff like, you know, foot smother stuff, you're getting tickling feet, you're getting toe sucking all that stuff. Oh, there's tickling feet, there's toe sucking. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. How much time to pay to see that kind of stuff?

Now if you join the $150 tier, that's where you get a custom clip. What and you get everything before what? You get 15 entries. So if you really want to win a $150 tier to the foot fetish podcast patreon You know what that for somebody paying a to the foot fetish podcast Patreon? You know what, for somebody paying $150 bucks to the foot fetish podcast, like that guy's gonna blow up because he's not gonna get anybody otherwise.

This is the problem with people when they start their patrons, they think it's just this get rich quick scheme. They're like, well, if I charge $10,000, and I get one person, then I'll have $10,000, like what the hell is that the way that it works? Right after they explain that you can sign up

for the $150 tier, they say this. But come on guys, come join our Patreon. We have four subscribers right now about five I think. Four, five, seven, get five, six, more. What's the lowest tier? It's 10 boxes of the lowest tier. Oh my god. So they make like 40 bucks a month. Yeah, probably about 34 after Patreon takes their cut. Right. And one of them's gonna run off with the money.

I gave you a pro tip on how to bet on football. I got another pro tip for you. Don't start a Patreon until you're popular because it's embarrassing until you're popular just leave it alone I've seen a lot of podcasters make this mistake like we'll start a podcast. We'll get on patreon if somebody goes your Patreon and sees there's four subscribers They're not gonna think that it's good content or that they should sign up for that That's right. That's why married men can get laid so easy right you. You're what? You're wanted. You're what? It's like, oh, somebody, somebody wanted that. All right. Yeah, I wear a wedding band. I'm not even married. I just wear this out the clubs. Works like a show. I knew that about you. Don't tell my wife I said that.

Right. I won't. So they have some creeps who are fans of the show as you might suspect. And one of the things they do in the beginning is they read fan fiction. Now, the other host of the show besides Ramon is his wife, Bell. And Bell is what they call a model. She is a foot model. And she's the star of a lot of these videos

where she's shoving her feet on people's faces. So somebody writes in a fan fiction story about Bell and some other chick and they read the fan fiction. This couldn't be more pathetic. This is them wrapping that up. Alice in winces as Bell's toes run over her face slowly. She even tries to turn away, but Bell stops that with her other foot and keeps her head still.

Inhale, loser, you're my bitch. Bell hisses, making Allison smell her feet for well over an hour before she stands on her chest full weight and flexes, having officially gained another foot slave. They're reading fanfiction about someone smelling someone's feet for over an hour. It's not very creative. It's not happened. Smell the foot for an hour or so. Okay. It's hot.

Yeah. We're back to get tight. What do we like to do? So this is their immediate review to that story after they read it. I like that story. What's your thoughts on it? I like it.

I like it. I think it's cool. Nope. Nope. No, they read it. I like that story. What's your thoughts on that? I like it. I like it. I think it's cool. Nope. Nope. Nope, they don't. It's not cool. They don't. You can tell.

They're trying to be nice. Yeah, like a good story. Great story. They don't. No, they don't. Yeah. They don't because later on, he actually gives a little bit of a critique to the story. I like a little more detail, but you only have so much time to write a story.

You don't feel like getting to every detail. I never like it when things are glossed over. like, oh, when it happened for an hour. Like, right. Yeah. Like we want those details, you know, we want the victim, how the victim feels about that moment. Yeah, I need the entire hour broken down minute by minute. What's going on?

Wait, where's the pinky toe in the nostril? All right, then what happens? Right. Break it down for me. It's fanfiction who cares. It didn't really happen I don't get it. I don't get it at all. It's so fucking weird. I don't know what the foot fetish people I know that they're solving the discord right now. I don't understand the smelliness things I'm gonna make you smell my flight weight. Right, right. Why is that? What is hot about that?

I don't like, yeah, no, I mean, I gag if the garbage is, you know, a day too old. I'm not into that. It's, yeah, the smelling part is really especially what I don't get. Another person calls in, and this one made Bell's day. Listen to what this person says. What a crazy twist. I want to fuck my little sister's big man.

One more. You know that's my sister too. I know listen. I'm just absolutely tickled. Absolutely tickled by that. I love it. I love that so much. You made my day. He says I want to fuck my little sister's feet and Bell's response is I am tickled by that. It made my day. Yeah Yeah, what is that? Listen, I thought I'd been to every end of the fucking internet. That was a little weird. The guys talking about fucking his little sister's feet and these guys, it doesn't slow them at all. They just keep rolling. Oh, in a hilarious accent too.

Oh, I know. Hilarious accent and then he goes on to say this. He goes on about apparently his sister's feet thing. He says he's not a sexual deviant, but his little sister bezs him to massage his feet after cheerleading and being a good brother. He does it. So like as

long as he gets a boner doesn't matter or if it gets a boner it's fine isn't act on it sexually but he's gonna continue massaging because it's kind of turning him on I don't know what to tell you man seems like it's a poor choice it seems like I mean keep your boners to yourself right I guess just keep it to yourself keep your boners to yourself it's fine to feel however you're gonna feel but keep your boners to you I guess it's not fine to get a bone it over your sister's feet. That's not fine. Get help. Yeah, that's Yeah Something else is going on there. I

I Mean if you could get a boner over your sister's feet that means you can kind of get a boner over If you could get a boner over your sister's feet, that means you can kind of get a boner over Anybody's feet because that's like one of the last part people you should be getting a boner over I don't care if you get a boner over elbow. It's your sister. Stop it. That's what I mean over her friend Yeah, the hottest part about your sister are friends. That's right. That's right. Oh My god. All right, so this guy's kink Ramon. His thing is he likes big feet. And he explains why he likes big feet. Big feet are better for me because they cover more face. But like if I hear that a woman has bigger feet,

if I hear her shoe size, I'm always interested in shoe sizes. That's a big thing for me. So again, I'm not understanding this at all. He likes big feet because they cover more of his face. Big is his face. He needs the feet to cover his entire face. He must just spontaneously come if he sees Shaq. Oh, listen to this. He's in a DSW. I don't think this guy should be allowed in shoe stores. He's in a DSW and overhears that a woman has a large shoe size and it fucks him up. And she was like trying on shoes and she said something like, well, I need a size 11. And from own like fucking tripped,

like he was driven to distraction by this woman stating that her shoe size was 11. I needed it effective. Oh my god. It's pretty, I mean, 11's really big. This guy can't go to a shoe store and over here, someone woman has big feet without fucking losing his mind.

I think he might have a problem, buddy. I know what you do on the internet. Maybe it's what you do for a living. It's a problem. But you should be able to get through a shoe store. Right. That shouldn't be a greater experience than it is. If you're in a shoe store, now I'm going to guess that he wasn't even in there to buy shoes. They're probably just hanging out, you know? Catch it, it's like, that's weird when like, your fetish or your porn is just right there out where people are just doing everyday things.

You know, it's not like naked people and stuff. It's just like, oh yeah, go into the shoe store. You know, I don't know, man, that's bizarre. Yeah, I'm sitting, I'm picturing him, sitting in an aisle with a picture of beer, it's parts of drinks for him and his body. Oh, check out this chick, size 11s. Yeah, right.

She's got practically snowshoes. Did I mention that Bell is Ramones wife and that they have kids together? Did I mention that part? Oh, man. All right, this is gonna be- I know. All right. This is going to be... I know that kids. This is going to be gross. So prepare yourself as the last clip I have on this. Okay. Well, that is the thing, y'all. I don't know if I've ever mentioned that.

If when a woman has a baby, they get this chemical going through their body called relaxing, which it's literally called that. It is called that. That's not a joke. It's good. It's not a joke. And it creates, it makes the joints a bit looser. This is so your body can like, you know, open up and not a joke. It's good. It's not a joke. And it makes the joints a bit looser. This is so your body can open up and have a baby. But that also affects your shoe size.

It makes your feet get bigger. Literally, you'll grow a half size to a size bigger, which is kind of hot. And I think some women, their feet go back to normal, but I think most women, your feet just stay bigger. Well, yours did. Mine's state, yeah, my feet grew like a full size or like two sizes.

Like I remember, I remember the moment after you had our first baby, the difference, when you put your feet on my face, I felt them bigger. I felt them like that covers way more of my face than they used to. Was that the first thing that they did after having a baby?

All right, good, you popped the kid out. Get those feet on my face now, let's go. Let's get the kid out of here, get the kid out of here. Let's go. Feed up face stat. Yeah. And here's a hundred pound backpack to help out. Just walk around, you know, miles a day. He's excited that his wife's feet got bigger after being pregnant. We got to keep pumping out these kids. I'm going to need you to be a size 11 at some point. Yeah. Usually it's the tits. Usually it's the dead.

That's the part that people get excited about. It's usually the tits. Exactly. I know that for Brent Hentley, it's the tits. That's the important thing, not the feet. Right, right, right. I think that most women actually don't like that their feet get bigger when they're pregnant.

I would think that that would get. Probably not. They've turned off. New shoes. Yeah. The whole new shoes to ask back to you. Exactly. What's a woman with big feet?

Who wants to be reminded of a dude's feet? That's what I mean. See that. No, you're right. You're right. Because even if you don't have a foot fetish like to me like women's hands and feet are different. Did you check this out?

Here's a here's a here's a useless bit of information. Did you know that like a woman's hands versus a man's hands? Usually the ring finger is longer in men than the index and it's reversed in women. I did not know that. So there's just little things that you don't even notice. Yeah, usually their index fingers are longer than their ring fingers. It's from like a, I think natural selection.

The ones who pointed at their husbands to point out everything that they do wrong all the time. Oh, there it is. That was selected. That was selected. So that's why their pointer fingers are so long. But no, that's actually true. Not the last part, but there's there's something else that you might not have known that

that the difference between men's feet and women's feet is the the hairy knuckle would be the difference. That that's what I mean. So it can definitely be a turn off. You know, you know, even if you don't have foot fetish, you're like, oh, I don't want to sleep with a hobbit. All right. I know agenda. Now, we've been talking about John C. DeVore

coming on, who are these podcasts and ripping out a podcast or two with me for a while. And he actually brought this up on a recent episode because he's been bringing more and more podcasts to their show. They analyze the news that's the format of their show. And John was listening to a podcast and brought us up. By the way, I will say this is what about them podcasts that show that they keep wanting me to do.

I'm now I'm doing the work. So you're going to see a lot of these clips from these screwy broadcasts. This one, this podcast is called Oppo. So it's great to hear JCD is looking for podcasts to review with us. We can't wait to have them on who are these podcasts. And I want to thank all the people who keep reminding him that he did agree to come on who are these podcasts at some point. We got to hold them to it. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Awesome. And Joe, if you're listening, my friend, you don't have to come on here and talk to me for two hours.

We can just do one show. We can have a quick segment, whatever you want to do. So we look forward to talking to you about a podcast. Someone put up a poll in our sub-ride it, worst recurring segment on W ATP. Now, show one of the things that we do on our show, because I know you don't listen, as you've said before, is we talk about certain characters quite frequently, whether it be OP from OP and Anthony, Stuttering John, Patrick Michael, who I introduced you to on one of our crossover episodes. There's a, there's the least funny comedian in the world, Tom Myers.

There's Jerry Banfield, who's like a self-help guru, who's $650,000 in debt. And there was- Come at your gonna say who's 650 pounds. Oh, wow, no. No, he's very proud of his physique. The bank account thing you should shut up about, it's not telling people that. Yeah, most people, you know, that his physique is impressive,

but you know, most people do judge success by, you know, can you, are you doing better than renting a studio apartment? You would think so, especially when you have a family and you're trying to support a family and you're losing money every year. Anyway, the point he thinks is that he tells you how to make money on the internet, which is, it cracks me up. That's why we play a lot of his clips. So anyway, this poll came out and we've had a lot of votes come through worst recurring segment, Opie at 36%. Followed

by Jerry Banfield at 26, Tom Myers at 22%. Stuttering John, just 10% of the people thought that was the worst. And Patrick Michael, just 6% thought it was the worst. So to explain this reverse, Patrick Michaels the best followed by Stuttering John. Stuttering John has a lawsuit against serious XM. Do you know about this, Sean? A little bit. Yeah, yeah, spell it out for me. I read just a little bit about it. It is hilarious. Let's get into Stuttering John talking to his attorney on his show. Gagee, yeah. All right. Last week we read through the lawsuit and basically what they're doing is they're suing Sirius XM because Sirius has all of the old Howard Stern shows and they play them on Howard 100 and Howard 101 because it's 24 hours of Howard Stern so they play the new episodes and then they play things on the archives the rest of the time. So you're going to hear old bits from the 90s where Stuttering John is talking to some celebrity and pissing them off and all the antics that John used to be up to. Now anyone who understood how show business works would realize that this is free publicity that he's getting that's keeping his name out there all the time because

Stuttering John is not doing anything that people would know about. He's fading off into obscurity with his podcast about Donald Trump. All he does is talk to these people who have Trump's arrangement syndrome and a bunch of trolls about Donald Trump. You would think he'd be stoked

that Syriac X-Men is keeping his name out there. But no. For sure. I mean, that'd be the greatest thing ever. No, there's a whole generation that isn't gonna know who he is. Like if you ask me, it's like, well, of course I remember Stuttering John from Howard Stern

and when he fought Crazy Cabby in a boxing match and all this shit. But anyway, he used to piss off, you know, when he interviewed Joe Pesci and Billy Crystal and all that. But why the fuck would anybody who's 25 know who he is? Right. And Southern John's 54, 55 years old.

Like, how long is he going to be relevant for? It is a godsend that they're still playing him on this national radio station that I think there's 30 million subscribers. Now, great, and most of these people just bought a new Jeep and they get it for a year, but still they can hear them while they're bought a new Jeep and they get it for a year, but still, they can hear them while they're in their new Jeep for that year on these old Howard Surinches. That's amazing.

Anyone who did radio in the 90s, no one can hear that stuff ever again. It's gone. Maybe a couple clips on YouTube, but for the most part, anything you do in the 90s is gone, except for settling John. So his attorney explains why this is a problem. Continue to promote that, continue to say coming up next, Suthering John is going to do X, Y, and Z and interview this celebrity and you'll be amazed. But wait, we're going to a commercial break. So they're going to make money off the commercial. The bumper is promoting you going into the commercial. The money goes into serious XM and whatever their deal is with the show. And who's left

out in the cold is stuttering John Melendez. Oh poor John. There's a bumper that says John's coming up next. Yeah. Well, and he's not getting money for that. Oh, no Who knows? I'm sure he has no rights to you know to any of that right? It's like of course Howard Stern. Oh, yeah, I mean, and there's no way Howard Stern has bad lawyers when it comes to that stuff The guy's been super successful for a long time He's been a guy's been a multi-millionaire for 30 years probably even when he was just doing terrestrial radio He was making a shit ton of money. So I reached, yeah, well for sure. So I reached out to, well Eric Nagel reached out to me. Eric Nagel was the producer on the opening Anthony show for many, many years and he knows radio

inside it out. And I asked him, what did I get wrong when I broke down the lawsuit last week? And he said, you know, you're pretty much spot on. He said, Howard owns those shows. Serious XM doesn't even own Howard stuff. He's suing the company that only has the licensing rights. So Howard bought all of his archive and brought it to Serious XM so that he could play it. But that's Howard stuff. When he leaves Serious XM, it goes with him. So he should be suing Howard Stern,

but they're suing serious because serious is making ad revenue from it? Yeah, all they're doing is they're paying for it themselves. Right, they're licensing it from Howard Stern. So that's, yeah, that's retarded. Right, that's why they pay Howard $90 million a year. Cause he's only doing three days a week, a couple of weeks a month.

That's not worth $90 million. They're paying, it was archives. Yes a month, that's not worth 90 million dollars. They're paying in real archives. Yes, yeah, it's worth 90 million dollars if they can sell more than 90 million dollars in advertising revenue. Right. And as long as they get the subscribers too, because it is a subscriber-based platform. Or yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, when all, right, when everything levels out, then, yeah, clearly that's worth it

to them. But yeah, you're right, when everything levels out then yeah, clearly that's worth it to them But yeah, you're right. They don't own it so This is not a copyright lawsuit This is about the use of Stuttering John's name that you can't use to promote something because John is a celebrity as The attorney discusses here look California Because it's the home of celebrities It's the home of people

that make a living from their appearance, from what their voice sounds like, what their likeness looks like, what their name is. It's not surprising that that state was kind of the first out of the box to make this kind of protection. And what it says is, you have the right as the person you have the right as the person to either exploit your own celebrity, your own name, voice, likeness, identity for profit. Okay. So what John is going to have to prove, because there is a law just in California about this, it's supposed to protect celebrities from companies using their likeness without their permission.

So what John is going to have to prove is that he's a celebrity. Good luck with that. I say, good luck with that lawsuit, proving that you're a celebrity. Yeah, well, he's becoming less and less of a celebrity and it's not like he was ever that famous to begin with. He was more like a guy who you just sort of made fun of. But his audience are trolling him. Have his audience are W-A-T-P listeners who are trolling him. He does not have an audience anymore. No, I'm sure.

I don't know. If he makes enough noise, they might kick him a couple bucks and just say go away forever. But I mean, well actually, why would serious pay him anything? Like you said, because there's, because they don't even, they don't own the stuff. Well, so listen to this because the attorney I think made a blunder here and showed what he's actually hoping for when he says that they

should just do a settlement out of court. So they're gonna have to make a business decision. If I were them, I would find a way to resolve this in an amicable way because who needs this? That's what they always want. They always want the settlement. But Sean, this is interesting because what he's saying is, if I was playing poker and the person said, you should just, you should just fold. You don't, you don't want to call me. I got too good of a hand. There's, there's no way that they're going to hear that and say, oh, yeah, we should set a lot of court. The attorney's pretty much admitting he does not have a case. Like. That's right. That's right.

He does not want it to go to trial. It's just a money grab. It's a cash grab. It's a cash grab. And the question is, because I read the case, they didn't specify what the amount of damages were. They didn't specify what they wanted. So somebody asked the question and they said,

what do you think you deserve from the subscribers and the advertising that you're saying, Stuttering John's responsible for? And this is the answer to that. This is hilarious. And Ryan Sharman asked, how do you calculate profits generated by the Stern Sharp replacement, they are part of a channel, which is part of serious XM? Yeah. Well, look, it's, that's a good question. We're going to come up with a formula that makes sense. We're going to have an expert who's an expert in in this type of entertainment being sold on a radio with TV station and we're gonna calculate the amount of money in the period of time that we're suing that you

that we think you responsible for when when it aired. All right we're gonna come with a step one suit. figures out. Yeah, right. Stop to figure out what the fuck is. Sue. They're gonna come with a step two. Come up with the details later. I don't know. We just, oh, well, I know. So we got a suit.

If I were the judge and they came to me and they said, we got to come up with a formula where we figure out how much John is worth to see his next time. I would say, okay, this is pretty easy. John, you have your own show right now, right? How much money do you make from monthly paid subscribers? Oh, zero. Okay, good, good. How much money do you make from advertising revenue?

Oh, zero. Okay, you are worth zero dollars to Serious Exhab. Case dismissed. Right. You can multiply that by a trillion. It's that, you know, I'll give you a trillion dollars of what's your worth. Oh, zero?

Oh, zero. Okay, never mind. If John was worth anything, he'd be employed right now. That's how you know this. This is not worth anything. This is true. Yeah. All right, so a couple of funny things with trolls coming in

because I always find it funny when listeners at WATP are talking to John, he does not pick it up. They're just trolling him. Okay, and then Kroge's show station also asked Michael, I always find it funny when listeners at WATP are talking to John. He does not pick it up. They're just trolling him. Okay. And then Crozier's shell station also asked Michael, but how is that different thing copyright issues? Sounds like the same thing.

So he's not understanding it. Crozier at the shell station. He kind of mumbled that because he's an idiot, but that's a hilarious troll name. And then another troll. This is a good question. Christina Brown sucks and this is just a troll, but let's entertain a Michael. And he spells, but wrong. He spells it by which already explains that he's a troll.

But okay, but you weren't the reason people signed up for serious XM. I can't answer that. How do you know? How do you know people didn't want to hear the old shows? I mean, how does this person, I mean, you know, come on. All right, that's a whole air guess question. How do you know that? Southern Johns, or is anyone with Southern

for serious XM? I can tell you how you know that that's not the reason because the Howard Stern show has survived without Southern John. It has survived without Jackie Martling. It has survived without Arty Lang. It has survived with Howard Stern. Yep, that's it. That's the reason why people listen.

Stuttering John. He's the only one that matters in the end. Right, Stuttering Joe is just a stunt boy who was lucky to get a job on there because he had a stutter. This is funny where he's just getting trolled, nonstop, during this show with his attorney. Well, great Michael, I don't know if I have any other questions

that are legitimate if you will. I don't know if you can see the chats. No, I can't. You know, I don't even want, you know, there's something that we'll talk about after the, but you know, So, John's getting off flustered because everyone's just trolling him.

Now, whose attorney actually comes up with a really good idea on how John could make money? So many trolls, it's not even funny, but they don't, they don't understand it and it drives me crazy Michael because they don't understand exactly, you know, what the case is about. Yeah, you just have to find a way to monetize your trolls. I could draw a dollar of troll a day. That is correct.

John would be a millionaire if he just had a dollar a troll per day. That's it. This guy, this guy's on to something. He's got a business model for John right now. Exploit, you know, what, what, if people are talking about you, there's a way to make money

from it. And he does. He actually has people on the super chat on his YouTube who are throwing him or willing to give him five bucks from to read their ridiculous question. And John is monetizing. It's a subject. He's not paying the rent with that money, but he's making seven or eight bucks a podcast with it. I love this clip because he literally admits there's the question comes in that he knows is not a troll. He's all excited about it. Uh, good as gold. This is just mean and he's a fan. He's a legitimate fan. The fact he has to explain to his attorney. Oh, and here's a question from someone who actually likes me. This is right. He's like, no, seriously. This person actually likes me.

In case the question comes out dumber than any of the trolls questions. Right, it probably does. No, seriously, but this guy likes me. I mean, he's, you know, I mean, it's not the greatest question in the world, but you know, I mean, he really is a fan. I really do have fans, you guys.

If they're not all trolls. Can you imagine having to say that on your own show? Like this is a legit person who actually likes the show and that's why they're here. What do you have to say that? It's time to hang it up. That's really pathetic. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Can have some self-respect for fuck's sake. Oh boy, this is John so bad on his own show. And I think this is important to know. He has his attorney on for about 20 minutes. It's not a long show where he's doing this bag of orders attorney. And he's not even paying attention. You know, when I had the opportunity to work with you, you know, and after I evaluated the merit of the case, I jumped at the opportunity.

And I think so far you've been pleased. I didn't hear the last thing far you've been pleased. I didn't need any of the lessons that you said, Mike. He realized the guy stopped talking. I just got. I'm sorry. Why? Why? Yeah.

Classic stuttering, John. Yeah, that's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I jumped. I jumped at the opportunity. Fucking killed me on that. Oh, I jumped at the opportunity.

I know. I mean, to work with such a celebrity and in in such high standing as yourself, you know, I mean, I just I it's something that every lawyer just aspires to be attached to one day. All right. So the attorney is totally ready for this case to be kicked out and not even seen. But look, there's gonna be some motion practice in the beginning, they'll try to get the case kicked before we even get to discovery.

We're ready for that. So they know it's a shitty case because they're ready for them to say, we're not even going to acknowledge that this is a lawsuit because it is a stupid case. And John has to explain that it's not a stupid case. And John has to explain that it's not a stupid case to people like me. Yeah. And it is pretty obvious, but you got, let's just say uneducated broadcasts out there. I won't mention any names, but,

you know, who sit there, you know, and, you know, and call this case stupid and call me stupid. And, you know, I think he's talking about me. I think he's talking about me and Anthony Cobia because it is a stupid case and you are a stupid person, John. These things are both true. Yeah, it's, yeah, they know that they're gonna try to throw it out. They're ready for all that kind of stuff

because that's what you would do as an attorney knowing that you, that this is probably gonna get thrown out. So he's like, look, they're gonna try to do this because it's correct. Then they're gonna try to do that because it's correct. So I'm gonna try to baffle him with bullshit and hope that we get, it's hope that the people we deal with are as stupid as you are

and maybe offer to give you money. But that's not gonna happen. The only thing that can happen for them in a positive factor is a serious XM looks at this and says, it's gonna cost us more money to litigate this than to just settle it. The reason why that won't happen is because if they set that precedent that anyone who is on the Howard

Stern show who's still in celebrity is deserves money from advertising revenue and subscribers, you're gonna have a list of people wind up. Grillo is gonna be the first person line. The iPad a podcast ever since leaving the Howard Search Show. I also deserve money. You play me on your show. Jacking the joke, man, are you lying?

All he'll be wind up to get money from a series like, I'm, it doesn't make any sense. Of course they're gonna fight it. And of course they're gonna win. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because here comes High Pitch Eric. Here comes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because here comes high pitch Eric. Here comes Hank, the drunk angry dwarfs mother. You know, here comes Beetlejuice.

Yes. And Eric the Midget is really the only person who does deserve money because he was the best guy in that show. Yeah, I bet so. So John had this co-host on the show back a couple of months ago, no castler. And no castler abruptly left the show back a couple months ago, no castler and no castler abruptly left the show and they pretended that it was because he was gonna go write a book and he'd be back in September. So of course somebody

asks if he's going to be back now that we're in September and John says this. Oh yeah, hockey candidate 25 and no one would know we'll be back in September. Yeah, let's see if that happens. Yeah, let's see. I'm not gonna say that it won't. He said it will. He said he'll come back in September. Yeah, let's see if that happens. Yeah, let's say I'm not going to say that it won't he said it will He said he'll come back in September. Why should I think that he would lie? so September starts on Monday, so I will see if no will come in on Tuesday What do you guys think you think no, it's gonna be back on the show at some point

No, called out John for being a drunken idiot on Twitter and then deleted the tweet So I'm pretty sure that null is done with this guy. Sure seems like. Don't think I'd be my guest. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be my guest. John's holding out help.

The last thing I want to play from this show where he has a turn on, at the end, he does this dumb thing where he starts taking questions from people, which never works out well for him. I don't know why he does it, but he's talking about this time that he was with Sam Kinesen and they were doing a show and you'll never believe this, Sean. Guess who the hero is in the story? It's stuttering, John. Sam Kinesen needed John's help. Polka player 9679. Hey, John, we met at the Sam Kinesen show in 1989. Westbury. He was so wasted. Couldn't do the 10 p.m. show. Keep fighting the good fight. Yeah, I was there, poker player.

And I'll tell you, I felt so bad for Sam, because he was a friend that I remember. He looked at me and said, John, help me here. And I hadn't started stand up yet. And there was really nothing I could do. Could you imagine, Sam, goodness it, is looking at John and going, John, I'm going to need your help.

No one would ever think of putting Southern� John on a stage to entertain people. There's no way that happened. I think he means like, you know, I'm going to need your help to, to walk to the stage or, you know, to, I'm going to need to ride home or, or, could you cut up this line for me? Like that might make a little bit of sense. Yeah. Please help me. Please help me get home.

So I can, you know, so I can make another show that people want to see me at and not you. By the way, it's a gaseous zoo, just reminding me the way that no castler left the show was he said, I'm just going to take a little high eighties and then I'll be back. And that's very reminiscent of the way that you left the best debate in the universe. Sean, are you going to go back on Madison's show because you never formally left the show, right? You were just taking a hiatus well yeah well that no that's he that's what he said that's what he said on air okay okay

so I wasn't quit that show yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he said that yeah he was that that was the uh he kind of got me blindsided with that one I I wasn't gonna start a fight on the air, but, but, yeah, he said, oh, maybe you'd come back and say, yeah, maybe so after I'm, you know, not busy with this other thing, and, you know, so, you know, I, I let him have a little bit of that hope, but no, he was the one who, the show was, was left. Yeah, I left the, yeah, it wasn't a hiatus. Yeah, this is not a sinking ship.

Everyone still loves this show. It would be like, if I was like, guys, producer Chris is doing the show, I'd be like, oh, this is not going well. I think Chris does nothing. Not really, producer Chris does nothing. Hey, John did a show just Thursday where he was attacked by cockroaches. And I love this because John likes to brag he's got all this money, he doesn't just

really a nice house. And then he's interviewing somebody. His eyes get really big. He jumps back. He starts freaking out because there's a cockroach in his house. This is how this went down. freaking out because there's a cockroach in his house. This is how this went down. Got another, is there another cockroach invading your space there? This is unbelievable. I mean, I have never had a live cockroach in this house since I bought it three or four years ago.

And just now, I have had two. Oh man, well, I hope I'm not bringing a plague upon you or something here. I think it's because I open this window. I have had to. Oh man. Well, I hope I'm not I'm not bringing a plague upon you or something here. I think it's because I open this window. I have to close All right, so John you might know a little bit about cockroaches. I don't know if you've had any issues with that Do they come in through an open window? Not to my knowledge Is that typically how you get a cockroach in frustration because your window is open? No, some of them can fly but no, I've never known cockroaches to it.

That's not how they usually come in. And everybody, everybody who always gets publicly, you know, have it, has it known that they had a cockroach like that situation? They always have to say, I've never had a cockroach problem here. I know, in other words, like,

I'm not a filthy bastard. I'm not leaving like half pizza crusts all over the floor in front of the fridge. They always have to defend themselves because people are gonna think they're disgusting, which they are. They are! John lives in squalor, and this is exactly to make your point.

This is what he says later, Adam. I never had this happen to me, Adam, this is hysterical. He sees four or five cockroaches, and he's tells you a guy who kinkin' his dick heart. He's like, I've done never had this happen. I can't believe it's happening right now. Yeah, first time I've never happened before. Somehow it's your fault. Right. Your feet aren't big enough. That's the problem. That's why I can't get up. Right, exactly. Don't cover enough of my face. I can still see through your toes. That's the problem. All right, the last clip that I want to play. So John brags about his house.

And then as he starts seeing cockroaches, he finally admits that he lives in an apartment complex. And he tries to pretend that the reason why there's cockroaches is because of the people who live below him. Of course. So funny, because they just told me that the place below me has cockroaches so they have the sprayer come and go,

well, I live above them. So you might as well have them come spray in mind. You're sure enough. Boom, three big ass cockroaches, big ones, like this big. John is such a fucking liar. Yeah, it's weird. I was just saying this cover says the other day, they said they were gonna come and spray for cockroaches.

I'm like, why don't you hit my house too? I mean, I don't have cockroaches I never would. But why don't you just hit my place too? You know, my apartment, just in case, you know, my neighbors, dude, this guy is a disgusting alcoholic. You can see that they're shit thrown all over the place when he's doing his YouTube videos. Of course, he's the brockflub.

Yeah, of course. There's nests that he hasn't even found yet. Oh, yeah. Freak out one in his pile of like month and a half old laundry is just gonna be rife with them. I'm gonna give the same advice to John that I gave last time. I hope he takes it.

John, take some time off from the internet. It's not going well for you. Every time you put a video out of yourself, you embarrass yourself more, and you're just feeding the haters. You really gotta stop, take just a month off from the internet, see what happens. See if your life gets better in any single way.

Man, when you come back, you know, take on a cowboy or a banana persona. Ha ha ha ha. What would it be, stuttering John Adox? What would it be the... Something like that, I mean, hey, at least you'll get, this you get talked about. Dude, your guy's bonus episode,

I gotta plug real quick, the Dixho Patreon. You guys put out a bonus episode where you broke down Maddox's video where he's a banana, and he's talking to people in the chat room as if he were a banana. It is the most absurd thing. You would think that somebody was taking over his body

and trying to embarrass him at the most embarrassing way possible, but it was actually, it was. I know. No, it's crazy. It's absolutely crazy. You can just see his brain has broken month by month. He's doing that. And then, oh, we just put out a bonus episode.

And Banana Docks sits on his own balls. Pff, I can't wait. Is that out yet? Yeah. Oh good. Okay. Patreon.com slash the dick show. It's probably out today. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I can't wait to hear that fucking fucking bad. X, man. Great. We got to get back to talking about Maddox sometime real soon. All right, Sean, we've done it all today,

buddy. We talked about Stuttering John. We talked about Ramon and his wife, Bell, and their foot fetishes. We talked about the Dickhead's podcast. You know, we talked about Riley Brooks and Mo Diggity. So now it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. Mo Tee-Tee. Mo Tee-Tee.

Mo Tee-Tee. Mo Tee-Tee. Mo Tee-Tee. Mo Tee-Tee. Mo Tee-Tee. Mo Tee-Tee. This is the part of the show we play clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's WATP. The people excited about next week's show. Here is said clip. Jack Black cannot call me and say Vince every freaking show you're going to put over to Nacius D to nauseam. Every single show you got that.

Okay, because I'm going to say to Jack, yeah, Jack, that's great. But business is business. What are you paying me to do that? I don't care. Like seriously, what are you paying me to do that unless you are a total out of your mind? Mark and you're doing it for nothing. I don't believe that. This Vince Rousseau's the brand Sean this is a professional wrestling podcast. Okay Might explain that a little bit better Got it. You're getting out of this guy rant like a lunatic about nothing. I like it Well people you know guys who rant like that usually are lunatics

and Yeah, I mean fuck Jack black is what I'm getting out of that Guys who rant like that usually are lunatics and Yeah, I mean fuck Jack Black is what I'm getting out of that Well, it had nothing to do with Jack Black. We'll get into it next week We got Vinnie Paulino coming on the show Vinnie Paulino wears a pro wrestling t-shirt every single time I see him I think it's all he owns So it'll be interesting to talk to him about a pro wrestling podcast Hopefully you don't go to inside baseball because I don't know shit about pro wrestling. So if we do that, I'll be lost as well. So I was feeling we won't do that. Sean, we're going to play voicemails in a minute, but there's one that I have to play for you

before we take a break to play said voicemails because someone was very excited that you were coming on the show. And this one actually just came in. Aren't they going to be bitterly disappointed? Oh, hi now. You've really let everyone down. But this one just came in this morning. So let's check this out. Hey, Carl.

There's one of the calls that you know that I like most people. I'm sure finally sat down and listened to all the episodes of your podcast during the quarantine. And I just finished the most recent episode. And I was going to call you to let you know that I wasn't going to listen for the next four years or so. So I could let episodes build up so I could have a good months worth of podcasts to listen to.

But then you said that Sean was going to be on this week's episode. And well, I'm going to listen to that one. And then I'm going to stop listening for about four years. Okay. So I'll talk to you in about four years. Call me back. Sean, you are responsible for one more listener this week that he would not have had. So thank you for that, my friend. Oh, thank you. I, I thought he was going to say so Sean's coming out. So no, I'm not going to listen for eight years. No, he's excited. He's like, I don't want to listen to your show again for the next four years, but if Sean's going to be on, I'll check out one episode. Sean, you obviously helped produce the Dick show, which is dick.show.dickshow.com.

Is there anything else you'd like to promote or plug while you're here, my friend? Man, you did it already. I don't promote shit. I don't have shit to promote. Maybe one day I will, but you know, that's it. I'm plenty busy in the meantime.

I appreciate you asking me on though. It's a lot of fun. Yeah, yeah, for sure. We're gonna do reviews in a second. If you wanna hang out, I think Vic in a second. If you want to hang out I think Vic is a big fan of yours and Vic comes down and reads reviews So if you want to hang out for a minute, we'll we'll pop Vic on if that's cool. Yeah, yeah I'm here till you tell me to go awesome you rock buddy. Thank you so much for coming out

I had a great time talking to you and we'll fix up all these technical difficulties and posts and make it sound like it was a real show Yeah, good luck with that. Thanks a lot So please join us again next week. It might be the episode we found out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the muskets of morning radio. Get down to show these clothes right now.

OK, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Get the shit, get the fuck out. You fucking know all about this shit. job everyone. Oh fucking cares! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I You know who are these podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense Hi, Vic hi Carl, Sean. Oh, wow. Oh, she's nervous. She's nervous. She didn't even do her catchphrase. Well, I threw it in at the end. But I'm Mr. Sean. I've been hearing rumors that you're gonna split off and make a Sean show completely. Did you start those rumors? Yeah, I think so, but I can't wait.

When are you going to get so pissed at Dick? When am I going to get so pissed at Dick? Yeah, yeah. Oh, it seems to be happening every week lately. Yeah, right. Oh, you've been getting pretty fucking angry. Yeah, I'm just kind of an angry guy these days but uh... uh... you know it's fun to we're laughing after one where with the

screaming but uh... yeah yeah no no i've known that guy for so long he's he is infuriatingly lovable that's the thing you just go like with just ring your fucking neck if i could your parents should have beat you but you get a gave love the guy You know what it was it was too much horing when he was younger. That's why he's uh I Don't know too much encouragement

I have a Sean show Pine class, so whether the show exists or not. We're already excited about it. I love those. Yeah, that's funny All right, Bickey got some reviews you want to read for us? So Sean, what we're going to do? We're going to hear the review. And then we have to guess how many stars they gave us. OK. All right. So what?

One to five or one to five? Yep. OK. OK. Yeah, so this one's titled Don't Waste Your Time. Pretty hard guess. These guys try to emulate popular talk show radio hosts like Howard Stern, but the objective of reviewing

and discussing other podcasts. However, their poor production quality, lame, slash uninspired, slash one-dimensional sense of humor, and objectively poorly articulated reviews of other podcasts mean that there are no reason to ever listen to them. You would be doing yourself a favor by listening to probably any other podcast they talk about.

Oh, all right. I'm gonna get some. That's a bull statement. Yeah, I know. We listen to some shitty podcast. Pretty much anything's better. How are we gonna go with one Sara that one? Sean? Oh, yeah. Wait, do they have to give stars? Can it be zero? Or is it just one through five? One through five. Okay, well, that, do they have to give stars can it be zero or is it just one through five one through five? Well, that's gonna be a one Yeah, no Carl's been getting a lot of hate recently So it's not going good for you Carl. What do you think it is? You think it's the two bears one cave review. I think a lot of people are pissed about that

Well, you only got a couple referencing their shows like someone called you the gay Epsilon retard But they like initialed it as well. And the Eftsler? And the Eftsler together. It was F-G-G-R-R-T-D, I think. Okay. That's fun. It's new.

That's some terms of service violation. You would think. And then you got a best podcast, more crows. Oh, right, more crows. I agree with that. So that's a five star review, maybe. Yeah, they said, yeah, it is. It would have to be a five star, right? Well, you surprised Sean. What I tell people to give us five stars and then shit out of us in the description. So people do that. Other people get it backwards and they're like, great show and they give us one star. But no, that's the opposite of what I'm saying.

Uh, okay. So you never know. It could be that way. You've ever done. All right. What else you got? Uh, what a waste of time. These two think they're hilarious.

They sound like 11 year old boys sitting in a tree house who just figured out how to record themselves and decided to record themselves making fun of other people. Grow up kiddos. So I know this is going to be a one star because the person said these two guys and anyone who actually like the show would know that we have different people out of your week. So that's going to be a one star. Yeah. Yeah, that's, I mean, I bet people usually either give, I would guess you don't get too many lukewarm reviews, right?

Oh, the three star ones pissed me off the most, because it doesn't help me anything. I don't learn anything from a three star review. I'll go one on that one. Yep, and then you got one more. It's fine, I guess. It's a fine, but explicit, obviously. It's a fine, but explicit obviously It's a fine, but explicit

Yeah, I think they're I think they're missing the noun That's either a two or a three right yeah, I'm gonna go for God damn, it's a two Well, I didn't commit, though. I said two or three. I'll give it to you. But, yeah, clean this up. Yeah, it was a two, obviously.

Obviously a two. I was right. That's what I want everyone to know. I'm the one judging and I give it to you. All right. Chairman. Vic, what's going on? We're not making friends anymore on the internet.

What's happening here? What does that mean? Oh, no, you're not. What's, I can't believe it. All I'm doing is on the internet. What's happening here? What does that mean? Oh no, oh you're not. What's, I can't believe it. All I'm doing is shooting on everyone. I don't know why they're upset. I know, I know, I know, I know, and your five stars are boring.

Yeah, exactly. You don't want somebody kissing your ass that much, right? I mean, you don't want them agreeing with everything that you say. Of course not. I want them to be butthurt because I didn't like the show they like. All right. Here, let's listen to some voice files.

There we go. We're going to run through these quick. W A 2 P. How's that? Anyways, speaking of W A 2 P on your website that you've probably haven't been on in a couple of years, it says copyright 2019 at the bottom. I don't know. You might want to change that. Andy signing out. Goodbye. Voice my face, right? Could you imagine seeing a copyright for that team and saying, I got to call this guy and let him know that his website is fucked.

A public service. Thanks, buddy. Thanks, Andy. Think you'll that's up on that. We'll get that somebody's gonna look out for the details alright i think this is the same guy calling back again also speaking of andy i know i know he's apparently a trucker what is he truck because it sounds like he trucks pocket protectors and number two pencils

either that or already trucks like Duff tape and rope or something cuz I don't know his voice just does not track it does not sound like a trucker voice Sounds like the voice of a person to make lot lizards disappear Anyways, I don't know you might want to check out. I would not be alone in a basement with him the fire were you? I don't know anyways call me back makes lot was to disappear. That's actually a pretty good line. I like that. Andy does not sound like a trucker. Andy, I know because he used to play base in my band slots.

So that's why we're friends. He's more of a bass player than a trucker in my opinion, but he does, uh, he does drive Coca-Cola products around. I just asked. Oh, God. Was that another scob band? No, it was a punk rock band. Oh, I don't I don't play scob music. Vic. Sure you don't.

You know, I'm doing a scob band at one fucking point, Carl. No, I never had a scob band. There you go. You fucking sound like it. You sound like it. He really, really under the boss tones one year. They're fun. I love their shows because you run up on stage and you jump off a lot. Those are fun shows to go to. Okay, well, I don't know. Maybe next time land on your head, Carl.

True story. I was at a show and the fifth time I got up on stage and jumped off. It was like the parting of the sea. Everyone just got out of the fucking way and I just landed straight on my face. Oh No, you're that bad at one point Oh, that's funnier than anything you or I have said today. I know I'm just gonna say Vic got the biggest laugh out of shot today Congratulations today. I know I was just going to say Vic got the biggest laugh out of the shot today. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. It's my only one. Congrats. All right. My parting gift. Here's someone calling about getting Nick Rikita on the show.

Carl, you should have the black place lawyer, Nick Rikita, on talk about serving John's lawsuit. I need to hear that contact me. Yeah, people have been messaging Nick about that. And I know he's made, we've emailed each other a little bit, we might make that happen. I don't know how interested he is in settling John, but I'd love to get his perspective on it. Be interesting to know. Speaking of things, he's great.

I really like Nick personally. And he can really break it down in a way that just the layperson can understand. Yeah, me too. I love Nick and I read through the entire lawsuit and I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. So I'd love for him to actually tell me what I'm talking about. It'd be helpful. Speaking of attorneys, um, this is Stuttering John's attorney calling us. Hey, what's up, Carl? Um, this is Stuttering John's lawyers assistant.

what's up Carl? This is Stuttering John's Lawyer Susciting. And I want to let you know that you better be careful because as soon as we save up enough money to pay for all your legal fees in the courtroom, we're going to send you a season to sit. Okay, so just stop. All right, that was as a turties assistant. I apologize. I might note to her. I can tell. All right, Vic is not going to be on the show forever. So we have people who want to audition for her job. Hey, Carl, just calling into audition for the new news girl segment. Here's your nose. Hello. I Need attention. No, I want to send you feedback

There we go. I think that's like 10 times better than Beck, right? Anyway, call me back. I would say a factor of 20 times better than Beck. That was barbant. Well done. All right. Let's just bang through a few more of these.

How are we going to figure out who the next review girl is, Beck? I'd prefer a Thunder Down personally, but I mean, I don't know. We could see who's the most unfunny retard who calls in. I guess I'll leave it up to you. Are you get to decide who your predecessor is? That's a bad idea. And by the way, Kiwi Farms, it's not gonna be Digi, okay?

It was a joke. That was a joke, you fucking idiots. Maddox is working on a girl character. Oh yeah, we get Maddy Logs. That would be a big hit. Oh no. It would be, wouldn't it? Maddy Logs could come in and read the news

and sit on her balls. Successor, not predecessor. Listen, I've been drinking and talking to a microphone for two hours straight, all right? I wasn't gonna say anything. It gets tiring, all right? I get a little tired. All right, let's just hear some more voice files.

Hey, Carl, this is FDR. I have polio on this. This is how I talk. I'm just calling in today to inform you that you, Carl, are now more famous than studying John because you have a sitting, a sitting president weaving you a fan voicemail. Hold on, he just said a sitting president

That's maybe the funniest joke that crippled Jesus has ever said that's fucking hilarious All right, he is a funny guy a funny guy. I got to back that up because that's fucking funny then studying John because you have a sitting a sitting president Weaving you a fan voice mail and I really warmed up to Andy. He's gotten funny over the years. So good job Andy and I'll end this voice mail to quote myself. The only thing we have to fear is Vic and the Navy.

Be a way to call. Oh, FDR call it into the show. That's awesome. FDR, if you know cripple Jesus, tell him that he has the job if he wants it. We'd love to have him do do the reviews on the show. That's great. Oh, yeah.

You know, it might stretch out your show to like three to four hours because it takes them so long to spit out any word, but it'd be so good. I'll speed it up and post. This is another girl who wants VIX job. Hey, Carlos, Casey. I heard you need a new review girl. I am not willing to give out my phone number on Patreon, so if that's a deal like yours and I can't do that.

But if no one else is interested, I guess I could give it a try. Call me back. That is an infectious personality. She's so excited. She's so ready to take it over. What a great audition that was. She really came out, yeah, I mean, if you want to go like with the goth check route, then that might do it. I don't care, I don't know, here's the news, I mean, listen or don't.

I don't really care. Call it back and tell us what your shoe size is and then we'll go determine the base of that. Okay. Seven and a half, but then I got pregnant, so it's an eight and a half. I don't know. My husband, like, you know, he says it's better because it covers that more of his face, but I think his face just, you know, shrank, so I don't know. I don't call me, but I don't know if I I'm not going to give you my cell if I I'm not gonna give you my cellphone I'm not really sure about an email address You know I guess I really just don't want to do it. So thanks anyway. I might give you my Twitter handle by episode seven But I'm not sure. Oh

That's brilliant. Hello. Yeah, I hate buddy. We're still here. Yeah, I would hung up on me too. No, we didn't hang up on you We're still here. Yeah, I would have hung up on me too. No, we didn't hang out by you. We're still here. Oh, Shiny. Shiny, Sean. All right, well, he's trying to fix his stuff. Here's another person talking about you, Vic. Victoria. Oh, wow. Hey, it's me, Kyle from OK. I'm really not going to do the business time. I'm really not gonna do the bit this time. Anyways, call me Billy Joe fucking Armstrong, because you can wake me up when September ends, because finally no more Vic. I can't wait.

Call me back. People are excited about the end of the Vic segment. Oh, very. I still haven't gotten a negative text, and I only care about people who have money, so it's all good. Wait, what? What are you talking about? Well, you know, they have to pay you to get my number, which means they have some sort of money.

And I haven't had one negative text. That was like, yeah, fuck you, I'm not going to miss you. Oh, weird. So I guess they just pretend negative text that was like yeah, fuck you. I'm not gonna miss you. Oh weird So I guess they're they just pretend that they don't like you but nextuality They're all huge big fans that we were saying oh Fantastic everyone is a fucking big fan Carl agreed I think I want to agrees with that especially the sub-routed. Here is, here is last voicemail I have to play. Hey, Carl, you have a small penis.

All right, I like that. It's distinct, got right to the point. I'm just going to text shot. I'd love to say that. You heard you have a small penis. Oh, there he is. I was just about to text you and tell you that we didn't hang out by here. We're still here.

All right. Back just in case. Now I would a hung you that we didn't hang up on you. We're still here I'm back just in case now I would a hunger. I would a hung up on me. Oh no, you can't be your your impression of our color was spot out. I loved it All right, well, thank you so much Sean for doing this. This has been a lot of fun. I really appreciate your time today Not has been sorry for the technical shit. I don't know what's going on with this particular laptop, but it's about to have done what it did for the last time because I think it's going in the street. It's going in the street to be hit by trucks. Maybe Andy will come by and run it over. This guy immediately gets it.

I love it. All right, buddy. Thanks a lot. I think I'm going to talk to you in a couple of weeks. We're going to do another crossover episode. I'm looking forward to that. Yeah. Thanks for having me on. Thanks everybody for listening. So hopefully you can chop that together and, you know, make dog shit into, you know, something listenable. So I have, I have family in from out of town. And I will ignore them all and do editing all day tomorrow. So that'll be a lot of fun. Thanks, Chad. tomorrow. So that'll be a lot of fun. Okay, thanks, Chad.