Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep223 - Castrating the Marks

Episode Date: September 13, 2020

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We have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it. We need to be forehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Vince Russo and Jerry Lane. And really Vince Russo is the host. Jerry kind of produces the show and runs the show. And Vince Russo is well known to wrestling fans.

If you're in that world, Vinnie and I have talked a little bit about this. What's your overall take on Vince Russo? You know, my overall take on the guy is he was really good at getting jobs, not so good at keeping them. And the success that he had, he had, he was one of those guys who caught lightning

in a bottle at the right time, was in the right place and was a right ingredient in something that made it work very well. And tried to ride that really far and has fallen to the point where he is doing a version of a show that is vaguely resembling WATP behind a paywall. So he runs a network, the Realm Network. It's all behind a paywall, right?

The brand, the Vince Russo's the brand is from what I gathered. It's all very confusing. The marketing side of this is tough, because I thought the brand was the name of the podcast. Yeah, this is the podcast, the brand. But there's a Realm Network, but it's under the brand umbrella. But anyway, cast trading the marks is the show that we're reviewing. Right.

And I didn't even know that was one the name of his show. I know. And this was the hardest thing to find. It was to find something on Vince Russo's the brand's RSS feed that is hosted by Vince Russo is like impossible. Right. Yeah. I went to the website and I'm looking. Oh, here's a podcast, here's a podcast,

here's a podcast, it's all fucking bozos. I don't know who the hell they are talking about, I don't know what they're talking about. Like this isn't what we're trying to do here. Right. Where's Vince Russo? We want to find out about Vince Russo. We found it. Yes, we found it, Vinnie.

And you know what? You've told me that you're not a fan of Vince Russo. And you don't care for him. I guess a lot of wrestling fans, I've got notes from people throughout the week. They do not like him. People do not like him. I totally get why. I know him. I guess a lot of wrestling fans, I've got notes from people throughout the world. They do not like him. People do not like him. I totally get why. I know why.

I'll play a clip that sums up why people like you do not like Vizerozo. Wrestling is horrible. Wrestling is for children. There are absolute, incompetent idiots running the wrestling business. Okay, idiots at the top of the wrestling business. Bruce Pritchard is an idiot. Triple H is an idiot. Vince McMahon, 74 years old.

Stephanie McMahon, who is so concerned with being this great philanthropist. I swear to God, bro, somebody should wrap duct tape around that girl's mouth. Is this why you don't like this? You're so because he shit so over wrestling and everyone involved in it. That's some of the stuff I like about him. Oh my God.

Even the great Eric Bishop does not escape from this guy. And so like I'm done with it. Like I'm done. It's for children. It's for, you know, a Becky two belts and ding dong and all this shit. But it goes right back to Bischoff. Bro, this is, I think, Bischoff 64 even. Bro, he sounds like a child when he's making comments like this. He sounds like a freaking child. So this guy calls everyone out as a child,

yeah, who likes wrestling, and even the people are in wrestling. Yeah. And I thought it'd be highly entertaining at hilarious. Well, the thing that I don't understand about this podcast, now we mentioned this is behind a paywall. The only way you could listen to the show. So I would assume this is where the aim material goes, right? This is the stuff you want people to hear.

So I'm thinking to myself, okay, Vince Russo, the guy was a writer during the attitude era, like my era, my high school era of fucking rap. What it was the bastard ever watched. Right, it was just when it scratched your right where you at, you know, it was the last. Yes. And he was, because there was competition,

yeah, WWE, WCW at the the same time battling it out for the ratings you get me hard to get a good energy back but here's what I'm saying you would think you would start telling stories about like how he wrote some of these things yeah like you would think that there would be stories about how you know so the rock was gonna cut a promo and I was explained to him. Call yourself the rock. Talk about yourself and the stuff that he's claimed that he's done, you would think you would start

telling stories like this. Okay. I had to answer some fan questions. Yeah. But this show that we listen to is behind a paywall. Yep. Was just the drizzling shits to quote Bruce Pritchard. Yes.

It was terrible. I totally disagree. I found this show to be highly Pritchard. Yes. It was terrible. I totally disagree. I found this show to be highly entertaining. The hour flew by for me. I'm not joking. Really? The hour flew by for me. I enjoyed it so much because what he does

is he listens to other wrestling podcasts. He does. He does. He's a W-A-T-P format. And he does it really well. What they do though, which is smarter than what I do, is they have the listener sending the clips. They'll do any of the prep work.

They just show up, play the clips and goof on them. I'll give you an example. There's this guy, he loves it. This isn't Bruce, uh, Pritchard, this is a guy named Bruce Mitchell. Do you know who Bruce Mitchell is? I do. Okay. So he rips out Bruce Mitchell quite a bit.

And, um, this is Bruce explaining what it takes to be successful in rustling. So he's playing a clip from Bruce's show on his show, okay? You know, I think I've got to have the sex act without maybe the happy ending. Oh, right up to the happy ending. Wait, don't hold on. So that's Vince Russo going, wait a second, he's talking about in order to become a good wrestler, you have to get people almost to the end,

but not finish them off in a sexual manner. So Vince is like, I feel like I've heard Bruce talk about she's like this before. Bro, is the brand recycling these clips? No. No, bro, seriously, he cannot, he cannot have this many clips, talking about sex and penises and wee weenies and happy endings and taking it up the Butthole. He cannot have this that many comments about this Salavee was sending in the same clip every week, I would not know. I find this to be hilarious. Okay, that's fine. Okay, that's fine, but I just want to point

something out here. He's talking about Bruce Mitchell. Yeah. Okay, and he made a big deal about Bruce Mitchell's podcast. Yes. And like the cover for it. Would you please play for it? Bruce Mitchell's podcast. Yes. And like the cover for it. Would you please play it for it? Oh, yeah. Graphic one. That's so funny.

You got it. So I saw the graphic, bro, I swear to God, this is what I'm asking myself when I'm looking at the graphic. Honestly, guys, I'm being honest here. If I'm mean, if I'm cruel, I apologize. Bruce. Why? Why are you putting yourself on a graphic? Like what bro? Why are you promoting your face?

And like you're promoting your face and trying to get people to go listen to your show because they see you? Wait, this is about something John now. Let's go and do not promote face first, Bruce. Like I'm telling you, bro, I, why in God's name, you would promote your show with a graphic of you. Come at me. If you go to say iTunes or Apple podcasts and look up, Vince Russo's the brand. Yeah. What is the cover? Yeah, but Vince Russo isn't a disgusting looking old man Let's see it Bruce Mitchell is I think that was his point. Have you seen what Bruce Mitchell looks like? Yes, that guy should be not only hiding behind a paywall, but an actual wall, but without windows. He could He's not handsome. Man, but my point is he's like you got old and face whole fucking show He's got a big picture of a stupid cartoon had a Vins Rousseau loves Vins Rousseau. Do you not realize that?

That's part of the stick car loves him. He's very impressive I'm telling you dude. There are so many similarities to Vince Russo in Stuttering John in this thing. It's unfucking real. But you said who's your boy? Who's the guy that you like? What's his name? Oh, Jim Coronat.

Jim Coronat. And Jim Coronat. He's an entertaining motherfucker. Yeah, right. And Jim Coronat. He's an entertaining himself. Understood. And him and Vince do not get along at all.

And even a little bit. In fact, you sent me a clip that was a compilation of Cornette just ripping on Vince. Now I understand that you're playing sides here because you have your guy and they're against each other. It's like, oh, I like anything. So I can't like, oh, I got it. That's the role you're playing. You're playing to me.

Nothing he said was that funny. Really? Okay. Well, I'll give you another example here. This is where the guy, Jerry Lane, who's running the clips, he goes, you gotta hear this clip, the guy stopwatch goes off in the middle of it. Yeah.

And he just lets it run. And Vince picks up by stopping the clip that I don't think I would have known it's otherwise. This is Meltzer and Alvarez, and just, Generalist into the background. It wasn't like, it was different, it was a little bit different, it was a little bit different stuff, but there were some similarities and it was probably, you know, I mean, did he do I don't know for sure, man, it wasn't out.

Did he look me out? I don't know, I was looking at the thing. He said me out. Let me rewind it. Why is he meowing? It wasn't like it. It was different. It was a little bit different. It was a little bit different stuff but there were some similarities and it was probably, you know, I mean, I'll give it a shout out. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you.

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I'm gonna help go to hell has a stopwatch That's the mat that's the watch he uses to time his matches, bro. Okay, the reason why that's funny I'm playing this a little bit out of order The reason why that's funny is because they're goofing on them for earlier They're talking about how important the wrestling matches are and they're talking about how an hour long wrestling match Is what draws the viewers and gets the ratings up and Vince Russo completely disagrees with us. Yeah, holy shit You need to turn this match on it's long and then everybody's calling their friends turn on this match Yeah, you just mad you won't believe this match, bro

You got to need a match man. You got to see the shit that jumping off of So they're goofy got them because they're like to don't you guys now Vittru so I don't know I do know that he was the head writer at the time when WWE was the best it ever has been So you could tell me he didn't do anything. I have saying that. I know, I know, I know. I wasn't working. But I love his take on wrestling because all these fanboys are wanking off about older the rig for an hour. I don't want to see sweaty men for an hour.

I want to see the drop a part of it. I want to see what the rock is cooking. I want to smell it as well. But you know, here's the thing with Vincent Rousseau. He did do that stuff. Yeah, but then when he continued to do that stuff, it was so fucking bad. Well, it's tough when you don't have the rock

and stone cold as the stars of your show. I heard that he brought on wackpakers from Howard Stern. He absolutely did. Somebody sent me a note that like, you don't use Scott to a fight. I was saying it made me sigh. Were you there? I used to not be sharing.

That's amazing. I remember that, yeah. You're seeing this guy's got a brilliant writer. He bought a beautiful, just an hydrogen, but Jared, that's amazing. All right. So they talk about how the stuttering shot of the wrestling world, they talk about how the fact that an hour-long match is great. And then they're complaining about this other high profile match because only 90 seconds. I think that's not so much being this. They're talking about the Matt

Riddle Shorty G match from last week. Kind of sad that the Matt Riddle, Shorty G match from last week. Um, kind of sad that the Matt Riddle, Gable thing was, was it like 90 seconds? It's a great 90 second match. It's a great 90 seconds, but my God, that was such a great 90 seconds to, you know, which just kind of told you like, what the hell? I mean, what, you know, Gable just needs to get frickin' out of there. I mean, it's ridiculous. 90 seconds for riddle and cable. Q. All right. So this is the goofy goddamn for complaining that the match was only 90 seconds. You guys are hysterical, freaking hysterical. F you over a 90 second fake fight on television.

F you, it wasn't longer, it wasn't 90 minutes. F you, oh my God, you're such children, man. What's next? Okay, fine, but Dave Meltzer is a douche, so that's fine. Yeah, his show has got to be terrible. I've never listened to a second of Dave Meltzer. Okay, but what he does is he has a magazine where he chronicles every single, everything

for WWE and all these companies. And he has been since, I think the early 90s or the 80s. So the guy is like an encyclopedia of wrestling knowledge and back in the day, he used to run with, what they call it, a dirt sheet. So people would send him like, the wrestler who hated another guy, like he's on Coke, and they would just all send that to that guy.

And he would be the one who'd be printing all that shit. Okay, so like all the promoters hate Dave Meltzer. Okay, now I'm not sure who I'm listening to in this clip because he's making fun of a lot of different podcasts who are into wrestling. But this is what I've heard, because we've done wrestling podcasts in the past. Right.

I remember one of the very first episodes Kevin and I did, it might be episode four or something. There was this guy who was taking collars, it was like a three hour long show, and they would very rarely talk about wrestling. Like no one's paying attention to the actual wrestling. In this clip, they're listening to a guy who has a podcast about wrestling. Can't remember who won the match. I know right pin billy K with a riot kick after live Morgan. Uh, got rid of Peyton Royce. How does he not remember?

How does he not remember what he brought? I remember what I see and I'm not paying attention. This reminds me of Rappaport. This is Rappaport style, trolling. I know who won that match. I'm not even paying attention. And you're doing a show about it and you don't know? Yeah.

I enjoyed the show thoroughly. Well, I don't even know what they're talking about. I enjoyed it. I didn't know what he was talking about. I was out of the shit either. I don't know who, half of these people he was playing clips from where. Are you an AEW fan? Yeah, I like AW. You know what he says about AEW. I mean, that's fine. That's it is so painful to watch that show, bro

I sit there for an hour It feels like an eternity. It feels like the hour is never going to pass It feels like the hour is never going to pass. You're not having this. All right, what do you got? That's how I thought listen to this fucking show. I pulled that clip because I thought that was gonna happen. And I'm like, this is amazing. Well, okay, hold on a second.

I want you, you really enjoyed this whole show. You're telling me you really enjoyed it. Vinnie, every single week, I torture myself with Stuttering John and Chrissy mayor and Opie This was such a relief I was like oh these guys are talking shit. They're kind of funny. They're playing clips from dopes. This is great I loved it. All right. Maybe it was my state of mind. I don't know. I'm happy for you Thank you. Let's show it one growled to a fucking halt for me. Yeah.

So could you please put, yeah, there was a bad fire. Great booking, absolutely. So if you want to be on Vince Russo's show behind the paywall, here's how you do it, ladies and gentlemen. For this next clip, we have a special guest. He supported me. He got one of my shirts at pro wrestling tees.com slash Jeff Lane. Anyone that gets one of my shirts gets to come on the show.

And he's wearing it right now on the show of returning guests. We've had him on here before. He won a shirt. And how he's the guest. And he was 15 minutes on the show. Talking about how he's a comedian. He's like, I think the point is,

he's like, actually, I don't have any jokes. Yeah. That was a bad gap. How about, so here's the thing about this kid that they got. And this is what really made me laugh. And I don't know who this kid was, but he was very entertaining to me. Oh, he was. Okay. Yeah. So listen, play Caden's three. Ha, ha. Okay. So this is who this kid is. This really sums him up well. Kind of start to open it back up. But a big

part of it, man, was just that doubt coming back in and messing with me and telling me, man, anyway, funny, man. I did a couple of open mics and did a, you know, went to a couple of shows and the same derbs and all the other bullshit keeps messing with me. So I still am trying to write some jokes and material and... So the cadence. Yeah. Did you listen to the cadence?

It was every couple of words pause finishes a sentence pause. He's nervous. Yeah. But he does a very nervous point. Yeah. So they play another clip from this Brian Alvarez. Yeah. And I want you to listen to the clip and I actually agreed with what this guy was saying.

It was making fun of him. I believe it was cadence making fun of him. This is who they're mocking. Hold on. If you want to add the 60 minutes of wrestling during the commercial break, that means almost one third of the wrestling in the show is happening during the commercials. Okay, right. Great. Now play the clip right after that. CJ, go ahead, bro. Pick this apart. Will you with these num skulls? Apparently this guy has been hanging around our ears too much because he has the same ridiculous games that our ears has in his wits. No one next to me talks like that. Actually they did and they bought a t-shirt. That was the fucking craziest thing to me. This kid

talks like Stevie from fucking Malcolm in the middle. All right. He's like making fun of this other guy who actually made a good point. You know what I think this is? No. I think that Russo is playing the heel

and that you wrestlers are falling for it. You're gonna dooped by it. No, I don't do so. I was always trying to be the heel. You should love the heel. You're the heel. You should love it. You should love it. And did a show before until, and I was just like,

oh, he's just doing W-A-T-P, and I just, it didn't hook me, man. I'm sorry, it just didn't fucking hook me. Well, he does another thing that's very W-A-T-P-esque, and I'm not saying I invented this, obviously. This is a very, very out of like time. But he has like a soundboard. Yep.

And he plays lots of drops. And it's not very good either. It's not, it never makes any sense. He's got terrible sounds. It's always very plays lots of drops. It's not very good either. It's not it never makes any sense terrible sounds. It's always very random. Here's an example of a very random drop They play a clip from the show they're reviewing and then this comes in and then he starts talking about something totally different It was one of the best matches the last six months for sure this So these guys will crack in each other's head Why was it to the chopper in there?

We don't have to do anything. Nothing. Is that like, what are the clips they probably give you again? It's when you download the right. It comes with the soundboard. Hey, play my clip number one. It's a really good example of this. Okay.

And we are about to cast Straight the Marks bro. It's like shitty applause. Don't you think if you were gonna download and fucking play it applause, you would play like the one that you have. Yeah. That sounds really good. Yeah. Like you would just put a little effort at that.

That was the shittiest. I have another example of this. He's ripping on AEW and he's talking about what wrestling fans like about it. Uh huh. And I just like the word he used here, but the applause afterwards is bizarre. It doesn't make sense. Brian was watching AEW tonight. I was doing my watch along the first hour of AEW earlier tonight, because we record this on Wednesday.

And every time they did a flippy floppy, bro, I did this. So this show is called cast rate in the marks. floppy bro I did this. So floppy. This show is called cast straight into marks and what he means by that is all of these dumb wrestling fans like Vitty who takes a very person. I'm not taking it personally.

I think it is very personally. And he likes to call them out. Fucking projected. You're crazy. He likes to call them out. And he calls them out for things like like the flippy flippy. The most probably like them because he did flippy flippy

All on NXT He made me really laugh with one thing he did make fun of yeah, he was making fun of a guy named Kenny Omega for wearing like these Orange dad shorts like he got the ring wear like Poach shoes and fun con shorts. I actually did laugh at that. I do recall laughing pretty hard at that. Yeah, you've never seen who Kadi Omega is. I have not. So he's like the most overly dramatic guy, but he talks like fucking someone doing an imitation of Jimmy Fallon. So there's nothing intimidating about him. Okay. He'll leave me at the moment. He's like, hey, you guys. What's going on? I'm glad to be here. And he's like a fucking billet head and he's no energy and it's hysterical. Yeah, he calls him out for not fitting in with the other guys. He actually has a my little pony drop here that actually did work.

Okay. Even though you don't belong, like make believe that you do. This is my chance to show them that I belong Yeah, you were me you were me you look like a freaking slob bro Yeah, he's really you're right. He is trying to troll the It was it was kind of funny. He's like you're on TV. You're wearing a t-shirt Bro, you're on TV people to the channel explain something to me if this guy's got something that's so fucking good Yeah, why is this behind a paywall and how come on his actual free feed? There is nothing that sounds like this and it's just filled with other idiots

How are people supposed to find this fucking show? I mean Anthony Kumiya has the Chrissy mayor podcast on his network, so But I'm just fucking I'm just fucking just fucking saved. It makes no sense. I understand. This guy's not super smart, dude. I don't know how smart he is, but I enjoyed his show. Okay. I found it to be very interesting. I find it very entertaining.

Good. He talks a lot of shit, and I like that. He does. What else do you have? Can I just point out something about him? Yeah. There is a sentence that he uttered towards the end of it, and I really was tuning out for like the last 15 minutes

of this thing. And it's under stuttering Vince Russo, and you tell me he doesn't sound like someone else. Oh, you castrate constantly. Tell me if this doesn't sound like verbatim, something you've heard before. Okay. I don't, I don't get it. I don't get it, bro. I don't, I don't get it. I don't understand these guys. I don't get it. Bro, you know, I do get it. I do get it bro because it's such Bro it it can't be anything else but a level of jealousy. I agree oh That part of the show I can't even on there as well. The difference is so but hurt Carl the difference is the rest of the show

He's making points and being entertaining We're Southern John doesn't do that at all. Okay, not even for a second on his show I agree that clip right there. You put it back to back. You're not sure who's who but Typically Stuttering John is just unlistedable the entire time now he doesn't a crutch word this fits for you So he certainly does guys might have noticed that yeah, do you guys notice that bro? Produced a Chris bro. Do you know that bro? producer Chris bro. I can't believe these marks bro

Every other fucking word. I got a super guy except he doesn't swear He doesn't does is he's super Christian. Oh, okay. He's super Christian In fact, if you go to his free feed and you go through and you try to listen to it and find something that he hosts go to his free feed and you go through and you try to listen to it and find something that he hosts. The only thing that's on there from him is like seven to 12 minute audio of him talking about Bible verses. Oh, interesting. Yeah. So maybe you want to give that a listen, Carl. That's probably how great. Something a lot of fun. Yeah. Tell me I'll entertain TV is after he talks about fucking proverbs. Let's get back to the bro super cut. All right, bro Bro, oh my god, bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro. I swear

Sloppy bro bro bro Oh, no bro. God bro all that gibberish bro. Wow bro. Bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro, bro, bro, yeah, bro, bro, my God, bro, I don't get it. Bro, I do get it, bro, bro is because bro, bro, bro, bro, exactly bro, and like, my God, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, that is it, bro. I think I grabbed every single bro from a 62 minute line. Feels like, feels like I've been listening to an hour of it. I'm not gonna lie. Well the word Bro only takes up point two seconds. That is so that's why it felt like I also liked when he would say Proposterous that was his second crutch word. Yeah, I didn't pull together a super count of that so Well, you were trying to lead us into something you dropped the ball car. I sure did

Your fault not mine his co-host Jerry tries to make a point, and I don't know if Vince is disagreeing or just doesn't want to talk about it, but he keeps just saying, okay, what's next? And that's like one of his catchphrases, do you know what's next? What's next? He's saying, let's just move on.

He does, he sounds bored. Right, which I think is part of this day. That's the energy that fucking killed me on this show. Was like, once that fucking CJ came on, instead of talking, I was out. Yeah, that was bad Yeah, but anyway, he's but it did start strong Listen to Jerry try to make a point about wrestling and they're talking about how when Vince was involved It was amazing and now that he's not at sucks and I was just probably true

I don't know if it's because events but whatever so this is making a point and an analogy that makes no sense And somebody else said but if today's style is losing fans the way it has been, doesn't that mean it's time to change styles? Dave says WWE is losing fans. Non-WWE wrestling is the most popular it's been in 20 years. Okay. All right. What's that matter? Yeah. All right. What's that matter? WWE is the business.

Well, whatever. What's next? It's like, you know what? Craft and Velvita, they're losing a lot of customers, but the rest of the cheese industry is up in the past 20 years. I mean, it's the same thing. And what's the past 20 years, 2000? First off, yes, the fast 20 years, it's 2000.

It's pretty easy, Beth. Secondly, where are these people from? Do you think crafting bell Vider, the kings of cheese? There's a lot of other cheese in there. They're not from the Dairyland of Wisconsin. I'll tell you that. Fucking, they're talking about. I think that one dude's in Texas.

I didn't understand his point at all. The point is people are getting bored with WWE because it's gotten softens for children. And that's why they're going to AEW. And there's these other things that are now. Oh, sure. You would agree with that, right? The company's bought into wrestling too.

So yeah, I would agree with the point that it's definitely bigger than it was because there wasn't any for 15 years since WCW closed down. Right. So yeah, I guess it's a point, but it doesn't matter. He's Vince's right, who cares? Okay. I mean, I don't care. That's a good point too, Benny.

I'm just saying, no, I don't care. I don't care. There was a clip on here that I do have to poke fun of. Yeah. They have a fart or not segment of the show. Yeah, people will send in a clip or they think they heard somebody fart. Yeah.

And then they have to figure out they fart or not. I think you should steal that bit immediately. Oh, yeah. And then, um, he's just a roald into the back of the set. Oh, and then Vince decides that he's gonna be able to fart before they do this fart or not segment. And it leads to over 10 seconds of dead air. Well, we've been getting a lot of fart or not submissions

from our own house. And we got another one this week. Is that real? Yeah. Okay, well there's one guys you don't have to submit it. We're verifying that. Oh, geez, hold on. I got a spray.

Oh God. We're waiting for the fart everyone. Oh, God. I just that was not good radio. You really love to the show, did you? If you're two and around the dial, you really can't have over 10 seconds of dead air, Vity. No, you can't. It's not how radio works.

All right, what else you got out here buddy? Oh, I just uh I Lost interest like you said like during the points of it in life in general. Yeah, it looks like it Well, I said here for 25 minutes. Well, you fucking Love extra on the room. Yeah, I know No, he he's just boring. It was a boring show. Okay. Any other clips that you want to play from it? No, I don't care.

You know what, play his white night clip. Okay. Where he's tried, like he's so Christian, like he doesn't swear and he's talking about that guy, Bruce Mitchell, who has a woman on his show. Yeah. And play where he just basically is like, I'm the white night.

Let me save you from this. Yeah, this is a joke, by the way. You know these joke, right? No, he was not. All right. Sister, you're playing a band and that's cool and everything. I don't know how you tied in with this dude, man, seriously. I mean, I'll be happy to promote you a music and help you out any way I can, but I just

don't think you should be doing the show with this guy that's going to talk about sexual deviation and racism every opportunity he gets. It's just ridiculous. I'm sure that's not the type of show she wants to do, but. All right. You might be right. You're so fucking preachy. You might be right. I didn't realize that he was like the Uber Christian. Yeah. He and the just guy, I thought what he was talking about on the sexual stuff. he just goofed out of this dude. No, he really, he really doesn't like it. But he really doesn't like it by that. Yes, the guy who wrote fucking Mark Henry kissing

the transvestite on right. I was gonna say, like the emptied air, it didn't seem all that Christian to me. Yeah, he booked a fucking Beatles juice and a high pitch air, like you said. Yeah, he's done, he didn't care about that ship back in the day, he found God. Well, you started this podcast off by saying, this guy loses every job he's ever had.

Yeah. And, you know, it can't figure out life. But didn't you also tell me that he left WWE for a job at WCW that paid him more? Well, that's not losing a job. That's a promotion. Okay. And how, let's talk about that. That was 1999 that he went to WCW. Okay. And how, let's talk about that. That was 1999 that he went to WCW, the company that was closed down by 2001. Well, WW, he's spring of 2001, it was done. And they were owned by Turner Broadcast. That's true. They were owned by a company

that could give them all the free airtime that they need if they were bringing in revenue. Right. He made the show so fucking bad that they had to let him go. So you think he had nothing to do with success at WWE but everything to do with the failure of WWE. I you heard my opening statement was he was a good ingredient into the mix.

Gotcha. He worked with a bunch of other people. He wasn't the he may have been the main writer and title, but he had like a writing committee with a bunch of people. They all worked together. Yeah. And he's even said it in this thing. We all work together. I give everybody their due.

But now he leaves, he uses that and goes, well, I'm the head writer at WWE. You want me, WCW. So they paid him a lot of money. He goes over there and fucking bankrupted the cup. But he didn't have the right to do it. Yeah, he didn't have the charisma that he needed. Well, he had a ton of money. It is dispensed. WCW was making money when he was there When when he got there they had a lot of money and it just went Then he went to a company called TNA. Yeah, and that went

Right down the tube does he know what TNA is? Yeah, he's the one you came to before yeah, he tricked them into naming it. It's got to follow. Yeah I agree. I think that's the one good thing you did They changed the name of it. Alright, fair enough company still exists, but they exist because he's not there anymore got you But yeah, he's just everybody that ever worked with him professionally He's the biggest idiot that there are there ever was yes, that is true And man that's true nobody likes him He's just they all make fun of him and now he's trolling him is funny

I give him that all day. It is funny It is funny. It is funny. It is funny. It is funny. It is too bad to get into paywall. I think this would be a lot more proper, but he's probably making a lot of money, putting a bit more of some money out of the bottle. He's got like 740 patrons. He has about as many patrons as we do on WATP, which I'm excited about.

I think you should get him to be a co-host. I would have him on. He's fun. He should reach out to him. He's funny. I don't know. I can't talk about wrestling. I can't talk about wrestling now.

I don't really talk about leaving. I'm done talking about him now. Thank you. I want to talk about real sports. I want't really talk about leaving. I'm done talking about it now. Thank you. I was about real sports. I was about football. You know what tomorrow is? Fuck yeah, I do. Week one, you got your dolphins.

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So you could be betting on East and the Finals. I gotta play you something that you're gonna enjoy immensely. I decided to check out, because it's been a little while, in episode of Opie Radio. Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, my, oh my, oh my, oh Bob. So you know how OP likes to call out the people who are in the chat room because he's just up on Facebook live. I really like to sit on that beach. Yep. He's on the chat with these on the beach. He's on Facebook live and he goes on live and he starts chatting with people.

I thought this was kind of fun. I thought you'd enjoy this. He was showing up at his live chat. So all the beer I usually drink, hey, what's up Billy? Datory. What's up, buddy? Billy! Welcome. Welcome to the live stream. I like pointing out the regs. I like pointing out the people that support. I like pointing out the people that download every episode of the OP radio podcast. I thought you'd enjoy that. You work with Billy Datory.

I do. I love Billy. Yeah. So he's hanging out with OP with the Opster. Good stuff, Billy. Good stuff, Billy. Good use of your time right there, buddy. He just a lot of time little Billy. Yeah. So he's hanging out with OPE with the Opster. Good stuff, Billy. Good stuff, Billy. Good to use your time right there, buddy. He has a lot of time, Billy. Later on, OPE talks more about Billy. Let's see if you agree with us. Billy says, Billy used to work with Brother Weas.

He was his producer for a million years. He's very, very talented and he really knows his music. Yeah, he does. Yeah, he's the first part there. Got that. Really talented? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. For sure.

All right. So that's good. I love him. Yeah, right now. Right now, but he's wiki got me with no thought. With you too. All right, OP said something that I agree with. Why are you trying to do this shit?

I know. I'm the worst person. Really are a piece of shit. I am a piece of shit. OP said something that I agree with. Why are you trying to do this shit? I know, I'm the worst person. Really? I'm a piece of shit. OP said something that I actually agree with. And I don't wanna like him, but every once in a while ago, oh, what's this white claw black cherry all about? And I'm like, oh my god, this is delicious. Oh, agreed.

Carl said it exactly the same way. It's delicious, possibly. So OP likes to be a tough guy. And he likes to pretend that he's the star of the show. Well, he is the star of OP radio, Carl. He is the star of OP radio. And he's also the hero in his own stories. He tells a story about someone offering him a foofy drink

and him turning it down. And here's the dialogue that goes back and forth. I ask for a pumpkin ale. The like, would you like some cinnamon sugar on the rim of your glass and I'm like no I'm not five I just want to be here. Oh okay sorry I asked. Actually I tried it's really fucking good. Okay so you were just a person or he was just being really rude to someone who's just trying to do their job

Not another happy like I told that guy fuck yourself. I don't want this shit actually the episode of that happened I was like oh, yeah, be great. Thank you over a 90 second match, bro over a 90 second match. I said fuck yourself Opie is just a douche dude. Why would you? What point do you get in your podcast and put where you're living your everyday life? And you're like, oh, this is gold that I got to go share. I'm glad you said that.

Is there anyone who is fallen lower or is more spiraled out of control from the pandemic than OP? His show used to do stuff. It wasn't good, but he was like talking to people and he was going places. He's just going around bothering people. Right. Even like bothering homeless people is more interesting than him sitting on the beach. He's literally just an old man yelling at the clouds. There's no cake. There's no cake. But he is pissed off when people are on his area of the beach. Oh my god look at these people just trying to get a nice spot on the beach in front of my god damn house. I live

here. Move over. That's not like someone who's well adjusted in doing wildlife. What do you think? How are the 30 else of people people they will pass this property? Howard serves nowhere near a window to even know that people are outside I just say wow that's really His life is just not interesting. That's the thing. He does not live in interesting existence Right and it's hard to be interesting when you're not interesting correct And he does try to put it on when he turns on Facebook live He tries to have this personality. Oh, I'm an over-the-top personality. And he even

admits it because he almost gets busted. This is an amazing club here. All right, now when neighbors waking up and now I'm I get a little shy when I see my neighbor on on her deck. Because she doesn't know me in this way. As the radio guy. Because as soon as I turn on the mic, I'm a little different. And then she looks like, what the fuck? That's not the person I know. Hahaha. He's masturbated. He's out there jerking it.

That's so creepy. Is that incredible? So this guy is just a boring house husband. And he's probably with the neighbors, you know, oh, hey guys, how's it going? Good to see you. I think it's not as piggas. He's like, what's up with this guy, man? He wants me to put some sugar on my drink. I'm like, fuck that. I'm about a child. And he's like, oh, shit, my neighbor's here.

Oh, my wife just walked in. Oh my god. what is he yelling at? What is he yelling at? Right, but that laughter at the end Actually, we might have something else. So I put this together for you Oh My goodness my goodness. Boing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha boing, boing, boing, boing. No, this Blu-Too. Yeah, no. They sponsor every fucking podcast. Is that not W-A-T-P? Yeah, Blu-Too.

No, how about you, Bell, dress, what's up? Yeah, it's only a matter of time before they get down here. I hope so. So all I'm saying is they're on every fucking podcast. Who listens to podcasts anymore? Is it all just men with fucking a Racktile dysfunction or is it just the shows I listen to?

I was just gonna say they might be targeting a certain man. Yeah. If they're like, I'm just wondering if you're even able to find that car. I just wonder what it but trust me, targeted advertising works. They know what they're doing. So this is something that OPI has been talking about

for a while and it goes back to another one of your buddies. Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy. Tammy Paschatelli, remember her? Oh, okay. He's been teasing this segment that he needs to get to on his podcast for over a month, because I've been hearing him talk to him. Tammy's not her dad, and she's gonna zoom in.

Yeah, right, it's gonna be so much fun. I gotta get that done. I gotta get Tammy Pescatelli back in the podcast to talk about how women lived back in the 50s. There was an article in Good House Keeping Magazine. And boy, was it terrible what the women were expected to do before their man got all the work. So I wanna go through that with Tammy.

Does that sound interesting at all? An article from the 50s, like yeah, things were different that we know what's Tammy's hot take it would be. No way, I'm cleaning the house. Okay, Tammy. I'm Italian. That's right.

I mean, does Tammy even have a husband? Yeah. Could she even be talking about this? She had a stroke. Oh, they are old people. He just yelled at him so much. They are very old people. Oh, I forget. Portaille. One of the exciting bit that's going to be that always been teasing for a mod. I met Tammy's son, very well-mannered young man. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Nice guy. Not traumatized. No, I didn't seem to be. How old is he? I don't know,

young teen. Oh, kind of like 12. And he's traveling on his mom to outdoor shows. Yep To drive the show see how the control room works Exciting come up on my lap here boy, but he's like I know exactly what happened that kid came up at your lap and you go let's see that dick I'm sick and they got shubbered isn't here hammered I'm sick of that God shubber doesn't hear hammered yeah All right Something that I think is funny is how far opi is fallen and those moments of realization that happen when he goes Oh shit, I don't have the life I used to have I have no one working with for me anymore

I gotta do everything myself now Excuse me could you give me some breakfast, and I need another cup of coffee. Oh, right, I gotta do all that now. I suck. It's a weird way to think that I have to get my own breakfast on my own coffee. You might want to just been doing that all along, anyway.

Yeah, yeah. I think he says that stuff, and then he just thinks of Caesar leaves and just cries. Like, yeah, I think he says that stuff and then he just thinks of Caesar leaves and just cries He just thinks of all his friends were gone and thinks about the days when people bring him a fucking bagel Because he worked at the radio. He was such a dick to everyone He loved bossing them around and now he has I bet in that household I bet he's like third or fourth As far as he was using command over there.

I would imagine so. The only time he's able to yell at people is when he gets on his podcast. That's when he can do his characters. That's when he can do his characters and yell at people for asking about Anthony. Who cares about Anthony? I got Billy and Torrey watching.

Billy and Torrey, you used to talk to Weez. Oh, Weez won't call in. Speaking of Anthony, Wee's actually goes on OP show all the time. Does he really? Yeah. Oh, wow. They both love beaches.

Yeah, they do. Speaking of Anthony, OP brings up something that I actually saw Anthony tweet. I don't know if he came up with that, but I like it. Oh my God. For the people that think I'm woke, some idiot decided my new nickname is Wokey or Wopey or some dumb name like that,

just total hack bullshit. It's Wokey. It's Wokey, notice it's not Jokepy. It's Wokepy. That's why it's funny, Opey, because your name's Opey and that's Wokepy. You guys even know how to pronounce it, but some of these tweets that he's been setting out, I'm just saying it.

You know that's the purposely not saying it right, just because they heard his feelings. I think he's just dumb. I don't think you can read it right now. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? He's doing this tough guy character. Yeah. I think that's what's happening.

He goes, oh, this isn't even funny. Meanwhile, Anthony is retweeting his tweets with that and people are retweeting, sharing, liking. It seems to be doing all right. I saw something amazing happen just this past Thursday, on September 10th, and I have to share it. I have to share it with the world. All right. Gakiyah!

Still the best. Still the best. Yeah, PJ's coming at it. Stuttering John was on the Chrissy Mayer podcast. Really? I actually watched an entire Chrissy Mayor podcast for the first time since we reviewed it. Well, how did she get him?

I don't want to get- They just run into each other in a little league game? No, they actually don't know each other at all, which becomes abundantly clear. Oh, I'm sure the chemistry was- There is no chemistry. It is so awkward. It's like Carl Sean type energy.

It's a motherfucker. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You're're really you're really great at my gears today, but I know that right? I'm sorry. It starts off with John not even knowing what show he got booked on. Now as I mentioned, Chrissy has a show called the Wetspot on compound media. So John thinks he's on the compound network being being interviewed. Well, doesn't he have beef with Anthony? Yes. work being being interviewed. Well, doesn't he have beef with Anthony? Yes. Oh, I thought this was on compound media. This isn't. No. No. This is the Chrissy Mayer podcast. Why? Why? Talk about a show that actually gets both you listen to viewers and start a job. It's hard to believe.

That's not a good start. Not a good start, warm. Well, my agent's fired. Agent. Do you think he ever gets a call back from his agent? No. That guy that I taught to, I never spoke to him again. Okay, so this is on September 10th. So they bring up 9-11 because Stuttering John was on the Howard Stern show on September 11, 2001.

And if you remember Howard Stern that day, he was on the areas that happened. He reported it. He stayed on for hours beyond the normal time he would go till, getting people calling in. It was chaotic. There were news reports, all these things going down. So Chrissy says, you were there that day. What happened?

And this is his story. And finally, a producer from the e-show called in, Doug Goodstein, and was like, they were evacuating all the schools downtown. My kid was at one of those schools. Because I lived downtown, and I'm like, all right, I'm out. Oh, he went and picked up his kid from school. Yeah. Great story, John. You got your book bag. Oh

Story she's like what happened and how would stern that day? Oh, I got a phone call and I left oh Great Nothing best story Did you at least listen to the story show as you were walking your kids school did you hear what he said or? God that's just super tender, interesting. Oh, fuck. So Chrissy asks, John. All right, I'm gonna take a little bit of a 180 at this point.

All right. Okay, and it almost pains me to do this, but I cannot help it. All right. Chrissy may or won me over on this podcast. Really? Chrissy may or. This has got to be good, then. This is amazing. Okay. So, Chrissy may or me over on this podcast. Really? Chrissy mayor, this has got to be good then. This is amazing.

Okay. So, Chrissy mayor asked John, when did the Howard Stern show jump the shark? Because as you know, John's talking about how terrible it is now. And John gives the dumbest answer, I guess is it sir? Yes. No, no, you play it. No, I mean, you're going to know what it is. It's what I, the day I left, that when he left, the day he left.

Listen to the response Chrissy gives him, and I give her credit for this. But in your opinion, when do you think Howard sort of like jumped the shark or kind of changed, you know, his end? Well, the obvious answer is when I left. Hmm. No, I mean, that's pretty amazing she just goes hmm

And that's the nervous laughter for me when he really says lie didn't hit oh, yeah It didn't work out all that while did it nope not quite so how I knew he was gonna say it I knew he was gonna say it of course. There's he has no other way. He's not a witty person. Yeah, he's not gonna come up with a funny joke is no other way. He's not a witty person. Yeah. He's not gonna come up with a funny joke. Or even a Siri, he could have just gone the other way and said when Arty laughed,

and Marcy talked to go over the show. That's what it's up to the show. Because that's the right answer. Right. What Jackie Motley laughed. Ha ha ha ha ha. Or that would be the joke. He could have made a joke.

That would have been the joke. He could have done anything. So this is, Chrissy is prepared to interview John. Go figure. What a weird thing to do on your podcast and you have a guest. And John calls her out for that. Um, can you tell me about, uh, you know, for people who have not heard of that, like kind of what your inspiration was or what you wanted to get out of that? I love you, Chris.

I love how you're reading all your questions on the page. Well, I don't wanna forget them. I have loose notes. I have loose notes. I have ideas. Are you living them in heaven? She asked them about the Trump print call. He calls her up for reading the question and then ask her a question that has nothing

to do with anything. He sounds like a sleazy business man in the 80s talking to a secretary, which she asked him a question. Yes. It was very kind of sedative, a sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad,

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I had a time why what what are you doing? You have got son when I when I have guests, I just try to knock around the beer cans too much. Well, I have guests on. I like to tell about my music album and my book that I wrote and the movie that I made. Hey, I know I was on the channel. To the show.

That's not success. Oh, my God, John is so drunk. Did you hear my call to the president? Did you know, like, you know, like, come drop. He's so drunk on this call. Now, his, I was watching the YouTube video, because his internet sucks. His video frees is up. Yeah, it sucks, what you're stealing your internet from your neighbors. Right. Or borrowing it.

Whatever the case may be. But it frees is up. So I can't see how much he's drinking, but I can see that he was drinking before it froze up. And you can tell someone's drunk when they can't think of a word and can't figure out a way to pivot out of that. Well, just so you know, Chrissy, he has said that he can't, what was the word? You know, he can't, it's not associate, but it's like, you know, he can't, uh, miss and the word. He can't like, um, I don't know like fuck what anymore. He can't relate

He can't relate to ordinary people he's saying like you know, he couldn't think of the word relates holy shit The problem with Trump is that he can't not He can't Get it. Look at Chrissy be in fucking not Can't fuck anymore because his would girls say fuck it's shocking. Well, they talk about this prank phone call to Trump. And I think it's interesting that John views all his accomplishments in life through the lens of the guys at the pub that he hangs out with. He wants to

impress the guys at the pub. That's the most important thing. So she asked about the prank call and this is him talking about how he was at the pub and him and his producer at the pub And they were telling the guys at the pub and they didn't believe him. I was a producer at the pub And by the way this audio sucks as a John's audio. This is why it's cracking and sounds like garbage I was a producer at the pub. That's where you know hang hang on, and I'm like, and nobody, no press, no anything. And I'm like, wow. Yeah, and the next day, but I told the guys the pub wouldn't believe me.

Go watch the news tomorrow. Why is this part of the story? You called the president and you're telling her, and I told my buddy that he didn't believe me. And I was like, wait, tomorrow,, and my can pick them by political. And then I said on the link, and then he had to go, oh, I guess you did do it. I mean, that's where his head is at.

I showed him. That's where his head is at. Because then he, he comes back to it. You know, then I'm at the pub the next day. What did I tell you? And that night while I was at the pub, the secret service was knocking on my door. If you don't play glory days right now, dude. He's talking about being at the pub, the Secret Service was knocking on my door. If you don't play glory days right now, dude.

He's talking about being at the pub, he's got the Secret Service going to his house. That's the story. What kind of beard did you drink, John? Oh, I'm glad you asked. We got a picture of course. So this is another part right here where Chrisy gets a dig in, and I just give tons of props to Chrissy for this one. So he says, they went to my house while I was at the pub and she says this. At your, the knocked on your apartment?

Wow, yeah, on my condo, but. That's brilliant, Chrissy. Good job, Chrissy. Yeah, they went to my house. Oh, they knocked on your apartment doors. How are you talking about? Oh, Jesus Christ. Good job, Chrissy. Yeah, they went to my house. Oh, they not done near apartment doors? How are you talking about? Oh, Jesus Christ. That makes me so happy.

You know he is, like, just a tidy little dad apartment. So then they start talking about Trump. And, you know, John has Trump to arrangement syndrome and has no idea what's going on in the real world because he just talks to other people with Trump to arrangement syndromes. You mean his guests on his show? Yes, the guests on his show,

who are fucking out there. So this is a clip that I have, I call Chrissy for the win. She really crushes him on this one. I mean, there's 190,000 people dead. And you don't think that Trump is responsible for any of those deaths. I mean, I don't think he made the virus in the lab

in Wuhan and then it didn't make the virus. Yeah. No, he didn't make the virus, Chrissy. But if he doesn't tell us how deadly it is, and tells people- It's not that deadly though. It's 99.9% viable. Oh, really? Oh, really? I don't think John here's this very often anymore. No. I don't think he hangs around with people who have a different point of view on things

No, he's like, what do I mean kill 190,000 people right? No, it's stupid It was a virus to kill those people right the president can't get you all that what are you talking about? Was he supposed to inject them all with something? Well, yeah, I know that's a thing too because she even says well What would you have done? He goes, vote Biden. Okay, good answer. So then at this point, John's getting a riled up because he's being challenged and he has political views, but he doesn't understand why he has these views and everyone always agrees with him all the time. So he doesn't know what to do. So he accuses Chrissy of doing something, and then once she reacts to it, he starts backpettling. I get to take you on the Anthony Comey Network, and he's a right wing guy, so you don't want to,

No, I'm allowed to have different opinions from the people I work with. If anything, honestly, I'm probably more libertarian, but I'm still a registered Democrat. Not like any of this, like really is any of your business, but I wouldn't say I'm like afraid to have a different point of view than the people I work with. And not everybody on compound media is Republican, so I don't think it's a fair stereotype. No, I was just asking, I don't know.

Oh, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he's all living Manhattan. He goes, oh, I know, you gotta say that Trump's great because you work for Anthony Cumin, and you wanna get his ass. Actually, that has nothing to do with it. Oh no, I was just asking, I didn't say that you do that. I was just asking if that maybe is the case,

and I would never actually accuse you of. That was my backing up sound. The fact you like that? I did like that. It's startin' up me for a second. I prepped that. And then I'll ready to go. So then Chrissy, this is the best part of the show.

And by the way, this show is mostly boring as hell. Yeah, I like that. Like I'm on the costume if I want to go listen to the whole thing or not. I'm playing you all the best parts. Okay, good job. It's mostly boring as hell. But this is where it gets really good.

It's about 40 minutes into the show, maybe 50 minutes in. Chrissy, ask him the question, do you think Trump is good or bad for comedy? Now is that an offensive question to ask somebody? Not even a little bit. It's actually an interesting way of asking that. It is because there's a lot of angles that you can go with that. So John is phomics by this and decides he doesn't want to talk about Trump. Well what does he know about comedy?

This is, this is, thank you. You're leading us right into the segment, which is amazing. Is this whole thing going to be about Trump or? If you really don't want to talk about it, I just figured. I thought you had done, I thought you would dabble occasionally and stand up. So that's why I brought that up. I dabble occasionally, really.. So that's why I brought that up. I dabble occasionally, really? Yeah, I didn't know if it was a thing you were really doing or not, and I wasn't sure. Oh, no, I've been doing stand up for 20 years.

I don't know. Oh, okay, okay, that's good. She goes, is Trump? I was on the Howard Sturt Rose. Is Trump good or bad? For comedy, I don't wanna answer that. I just, I ask you, cause I ask, you know, stand up, stand up, that question.

And but, she said it was, I heard you're dabble and stand up. Why did he take offense to that? And this goes on for a little while. But, you know what, you see, I dabble didn't stand up. It's so disrespectful. I haven't been disrespectful to you at all. And yet, you respect me and say, I just have to.

Oh, I mean, I could have picked a different word. I didn't know that it was your main thing, honestly. I dareable to stand up. Okay. John is so buttered at this point, because he thinks it's a real stand up comedian and he's not. Well, here's the thing about the comedy world. You know who the real stand-ups are and you know aren't.

And, you know, you may be friends with people who aren't stand-ups that are funny people sometimes and your friends with people who are in the entertainment business. No one would say what is still doing John do? No one would say stand up. Stand up. A hundred percent. But John. Nobody.

But John doesn't realize that like people in the county wrote our friends with entertainers and just because you're friends with comedians, it doesn't make you a comedian. Right. Just because you've walked up on stage and talked into a microphone, does not make you a comedian. I mean, dabble and stand up,

might be the appropriate way to talk about John. Exactly, correct. I mean, he's been paid before, so I guess he's got that going for him, but whatever. So he took offense to this Yeah, and then Chrissy has to man explain to him that this is how an interview works. I mean, I mean that's still this Respect and I'm doing you job I honestly I don't know the extent to which you can stand up

I mean isn't that the point of an interview is like oh you can correct me if I'm wrong about Isn't that the point of an interview? Is like, oh, you can correct me if I'm wrong about that. No, no, you dabbled and stand up when I did. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't know. I don't know how much stand up you do, John. It was just an honest name. I don't know what I'd like to say.

I dabbled and stand up. Come on, that's a, come on. So you're more than a dabbler. That's fine. I thought, Chrissy Held is so well. You want me over at this part. Yes. God damn well. No

Three hours later two in the morning. Oh Throwing fucking punches in the air go I don't Stand up right because Crazy because he asked her well is your stand-up online? She goes yeah, you can find my stand-up online I haven't done anything in a while. They're old videos. But if you look, do you be able to find it? She goes, what about you?

Does your standup online? Is any of your standup online? No, you know, I don't, you know, I try not to allow it. You know, I mean, it's because there's no good that will come up. All right, couple of twenty six. Yes, that's my favorite part. Holy shit. That's how you know how I stand up.

If there's no good, they can cover people seeing you perform. Oh god. I don't know if I've ever talked about this. I played a rock band called The Isotops. I've been uploading videos of most performing all day yesterday because only good could come of it. You're good at what you do. Well, you want to upload videos of it

out of the internet. And by the way, not for nothing, John, maybe that's why you didn't know that you do stand up. And I hear you dabble and stand up. I know there's no evidence of it. We have no idea, but I've heard there actually is one video from a barbecue restaurant. Oh, I'm gonna sit there.

Yeah, we've all seen it. And can I say this though? It's the one thing that I do feel bad for. You know, he doesn't put his content on YouTube, but serious sell-e radio does steal his content. His intellectual property constantly. Are you fucking? Are you really bad for all of this?

I hope he wins this fight. All right, Mini, troll. I like it. Oh boy, you know, bro, I think that serious is in the wrong here. Here they've had this awkward conversation that's contentious at times that they're not on the same page. They're not getting along at all. And of course, John has to hit on Chrissy Mayer at the end. Well, listen, if you ever happen to visit L.A., you know, we'll go out and, you know, we'll take out the drinks and I'm not hitting on you, but we'll, you know, hang out and discuss the, uh, the, the, the, the, I'm sorry that I get, see, I get very passionate when it comes to politics.

My politics is, I mean, my podcast is for the most part, or it's all political. I didn't want to that. Yeah, I didn't know if you knew that. So you dabble in podcasts? I think he dabbles on hitting on girls Dude what the fuck was that when you say I heard that and then immediately say I'm not hitting on you dude It like that made me want to burn my bra

So I got roll she's in New York. He's in LA and he's trying to have a date with her This is we we don't get along. This has been a terrible show and a terrible interview. What are you talking about? Wow. It's amazing. He has such an interesting perspective on his career in his own head. Dambles and stand-up to be offended by that. He was, he was, do that went on for a while. You know, if I were offended. The diplomatic answer is simple. You just say something like, well, you know, people know me from the Stern Show, but I love doing stand-up doing stand-up I got into it and I love doing it's one of my favorite things and I do it semi-prone I have a great time because you're a normal person. Yeah, that's why you're not a subject of WATP Because you understand that not everybody is obsessed with your career

And it's not gonna know everything that you've done and by the way, I think Chrissy was showing up and I give her props Yeah, she probably was good job. She is still terrible at podcasting them. Listen to how this show ends. This hasn't been fun. Yeah. Yeah. But so anyway, are we done? We're done.

We are done. What a graceful this now. Everyone, please check out the Suttering John podcast. Fine. I want to terrible it at this. She didn't agree to have a drink with those. he's like, I already so are we done here? I guess I'm not getting anywhere He wasn't on the compound network. He didn't get a date with this chick like this didn't work out for him at all

He lost his mind because he was asked whether Trump makes people funny or not. Well, you know, he didn't make her show by being on it What's the reason why I watched exactly right for sure? So anyway, Chrissy, and that's why Sirius owes him money. So Chrissy has mentioned many times that we're still fighting. I'd like to officially make up with you now, Chrissy. What do you think, Vinnie? You were on the show where she called in from the Little League game. You ready to forgive and forget?

No. Vinnie says never forget. No. Fair enough. I'm a team never mayor Let's talk about Centering John show when he's not on Chrissy mayor show I love the people who troll him He goes to the super chat and the first two chat as a people you might recognize Now it's time for your questions

And then I'll I'll mose you on out here Crozier shell station as a mother always like tried used to say will run Hey, that's the name of movie I wrote. How do you know that because he's throwing you? How do you know that bro? Jen from the jingle department John are you a boner guy? I wish I knew what that meant but I don't know He's not sure if he's a boner guy or not. This is the more to that clip. Oh, there actually is. Let me find that real quick. I didn't

pull it, but it's on our subreddit. If you don't go to our subreddit, you really should. People find really hilarious clips of Stuttering John and put them on there for everyone to view. And we get to all have a big LOL over hell ridiculous he is. Yeah, this is this is the clip right here. Uh, Jen from the Jingle Department. I don't know if you're trolling that Jen. John, my husband is not a boner guy. He sits in his wood paddled basement all day. Should I leave him? Look, man, if you can't get it up, take Viagra, Bluetooth, get some testosterone shots, get some rest of the DM.

I have that. Look, you know, there are going to be the occasion after a freaking eight ball that you're going to need some, something to lift you up or after 18 beers. He's not saying this to be funny. This has really happened to him. Yeah. He's had a hard time getting up after an eight ball and 18 beers. That sounds like a fucking problem.

Yeah, a little bit. Right. You know, what I like about that is what he said the way he said beers that he had his beers. Like just like he was just, You know, what I like about that is what he said the way he said beers at the end is beers. Like just like he was just, we were just watching that video here at the studio. See all the boxes piling up behind him? That room used to be clean and I was all the shit and junk in there.

And of course he's got cockroaches now because he's battling cockroaches while interviewing people. So someone asked him for a cockroach update. We got to put your empty somewhere, Carl. That's true. Haven't seen any cockroaches since that one time. I didn't even get an exterminator. I had an exterminator and he said,

eh, I wouldn't worry about it if you haven't had any, like, you know, before. So right now, I look around. I haven't seen any since. Oh, there you go. He saw at least four cockroaches during a 30 minute segment of his show. The exterminator shows up and he goes,

well, if you see it, he says, it's like, no, not really. It's like, I don't worry about it. One exterminator says, don't worry about it. He's a big exterminator said, he walked it, looked around, and all the boxes, he's a shovel mess and said, you know what, bro, don't worry about it.

Yeah, right. This is fucking the last. They're just gonna come back. Yeah. There's nothing I can do. He's like, yeah, dude, you. One extirmitter says, Conqueror should usually just take care of themselves.

I wouldn't worry about it. This is a problem that just goes away if you ignore it. Don't worry about that. Do you think that he might be lying? I think he might be lying, especially because he starts looking around like, yeah, I don't think there's any around here. Yeah, I don't see any. Yeah.

That's no problem. Yeah, the fix itself. Yeah, I also don's any around here. Yeah, I don't see any. Yeah, that's no problem. Yeah, the fix itself. Yeah, I also don't have any mics anymore either. I don't see any. All right, good. That's good news. All right, the question about Noel Castler coming back. Okay, thank you.

Because they reached out to him because he said he'd come back in September. Guess what, Mini? It's September. What's going on? Noel Castler will be on this Tuesday. What the return of no Castler Wow, he's agreed to come on this Tuesday. I asked if he would come on today He said he had another comedian show to do. Well, I said fine

Sunday a Tuesday. He said Tuesday. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna hold him at his words I think he's born and to look forward to getting his take on everything that's going on. So for all you guys, well, we'll see. If he gets on, and then there's proof that there's no problem between Noel and I. Yes, sir, Ben Morales. He literally said see you next Tuesday.

It's just a great way. That's hilarious because at first he was like gloating. He's like, yeah, so see, he is coming back and then he realized that he's probably gonna blow up. He's like, I mean, he's not even. What happened? I don't know. What do you think the chance is?

This totally blows him off. Hey, can you come on the show today? I'm doing another comedians podcast today. When you say do you want to do Sunday or Tuesday? And the furthest possible guy in the way. I'll take it. I will do a Tuesday. Not this Tuesday, but on Tuesday, but Tuesday, Tuesday's bad. Tuesday's the worst. I'm still writing that book. It's just not going to happen. So let's keep an eye on this. Let's see if no castle actually joins the show because according to John, see we don't

have any problems. I may have no cast or the shitty song of the week podcast a little. Oh yeah. A little bit. Uh oh. What busy boy? We like those guys. I like them too.

I think I'm going on their show in a little bit. You know what we're gonna do? Brandon over there had a good idea. All right. He said, we're gonna have, I'm not gonna say who else is gonna be on the show because I don't know if they're gonna show up or not, but they might no cast or it. But we're supposed to have a couple other people that you know

And we're all gonna pick out a different animal crossly song, okay, which is shameless McHillian aka Patrick Michael So we're all gonna analyze one of his sogs. That sounds like a fun. It's a good. It's a good idea to get show for all right It is a good show. Sorry guys last last thing. You're really shit. I'll see you September 20. You're a shitty. I'm not shitty. I love it. I just really feel bad. I love it. Alright, last clip that I want to play. John's got an idea for a new show for a map. And I'm going to suggest that this is a terrible idea, but I hope he doesn't. Union Goon shy. No, 55 smoke and beer session. I'll do it. Look, I'll hang out with a few beers, a smokey speed weed joint, and I'll just talk candidly

on my balcony as the Yankees are losing. And I mean, I'll do it. I'll tell you what, I'll start doing it tomorrow. Don't that music, dude. So you got to subscribe so you can see that I'm going live. And then you come on and ask me any question. All right, I'm gonna try it out, Sean. I'll try it out tomorrow.

Oh my God. You know what the difference between Opie and Stuttering John is? What's that? Opie at least probably tries to keep it down if he's out at the balcony. Right, oh, John getting wasted on his balcony and live pocketing you read about the AKs. Oh, well, I'll also be screaming about all the questions

people are asking him and trolling him. This is a terrible idea. I hope it's a real open house. It doesn't have like security. It's gonna be bagging out the door. Mr. Millad does. Did you see the other thing that John just recently did? He got a green screen.

John got a green screen and what he did, like normally people with a green screen will either make like a hilarious background or they'll make it look like they're in a real studio. Sure. Guess what he did. He made it look like they're in a real studio. Sure. Guess what he did. He made it look like he was in a real house. His green screen background is a living room that's way nicer than any place he would ever live in. It's so bizarre.

And he's not fooling anyone. It's like a really bad green screen so you can tell it's fake. Nobody's gonna see the boxes now. Yes, I'm just a pinching that's just piling up behind you. I'm gonna approach Kingdoming that they're just piling up behind a roach kingdom. Be it. If somebody could post in the discord chat right now, you guys got to see what this looks like. It is so fucking funny. Oh god, yeah, that's he is my favorite. I really is. He's become my favorite too. He's just. He's interesting. Oh, he's not interesting anymore. He's just he's just pathetic. Like, I feel like Jod versus the world is just fun to watch.

It is fun to watch. I agree with that. Opie is more fun to watch than Opie giving up out of beach. You know what the opposite of fun to watch is? It's this. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This week's Cringer the Week comes from an unlikely source.

I have to tell you, for the first time, I've chosen the Cringer the Week. This is coming from Yours Truly, a podcast that I was listening to on purpose and excited to listen to, and it was bad. This would be the Joe Rogan experience. Joe Rogan's a good podcaster. His very first show in his new studio in Austin,

he has on Adam Curry, a guy who I love. Also a very good podcaster. Yep. Why was this a train wreck? I don't know what Joe, I don't know what's going on with Joe Rogan. He just doesn't want to talk about what Adam's talking about or if he's baked out of his mind or if he's drunk,

but he cannot say on track in this conversation. He turned off your phone, but I hear lots. That's cute. I'm a dumb dumb. It's fine. So what Adam Curry's trying to talk about is the Federal Reserve, and how they took over our banking system,

and they're the ones that print the money, you would think that's the shit Jill Rogan was doing. What? Just zeroed in on. Yes, and the point he's trying to make is how inflation happens. And what Adam Curry is saying is, you know that in 1970, you could get a Toyota truck for $5,000.

And today it's $50,000. And this derails the conversation. Now keep in mind, he's trying to talk about the digital dollar and what's coming down with universal basic income. And Curry's got a lot of knowledge on this and a lot of predictions. And he's trying to get it out of Joe Rogan Show and Joe Rogan just ain't having it. So you remember the cost of like a Toyota truck in the 70s? Like $5,000.

Well I was three so. Oh I'm sorry. Like $5,000. Yeah. Okay. So now in 2020 it's $50,000. It's the fucking truck. Well those trucks are really valuable now.

Those toyos from the 1970s, the FJ40s, those are amazing. There's something about them that makes you pretend you're Indiana Jones, like you're a rugged individualist, but they're aluminum doors. It's like a fucking, it's a, like a farming vehicle. Like they're, they, they, they, they, they, they're real junk. They're real crude. But you could buy it for five grand and now you have to have 50 grand Yeah, of course back then, you know, you made $10,000 a year. You were doing okay

Now you need a hundred grand to really say I'm doing okay. Oh, let me ask you this Why is it that if you look at like a Toyota FJ 40? Why is it so attractive to us? Why does it make me feel like I want to get a leather bound notebook and go to the woods and write things? You know if I'm one of those dudes One of those dudes is where I wrote a Our room in part of one of those dudes wears like a fluffy flannel shirt. I don't care about cars anymore I gave up to fj40 come on look at that thing that is a rugged individualist car Yeah, that's a dude who reads a lot of books and doesn't

Need a lot of attention and how can we just have a word no where no socks has no socks in his mock That guy's got boots on Ground's on fire. Okay, guys you drive that car right there. That's a bad motherfucker who knows how to tie good knots Yeah, that's what that guy is That's a guy who knows how to fucking drive those things off road. He knows how to activate the lockers. He's a guy who writes, he's maybe gonna play guitar by the fire light. But he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Isn't it crazy? I think Joe Rogan thought he was getting off on like a riff. And maybe if one of his comedy buddies were there They would have gone along with them, but Adam Curry's out there to have a chuckle fast It's it takes you know, it takes like 10 times as much money to buy one now But man if you ever seen an SJ 40 do a roundhouse cake What are we listening to? Yes, and Adam Curry even says I don't know. I don't care about cars Like I'm the guest here

Can we talk about play to see the economy yeah, but but SJ 40 just putting you in the hammer lock? Yeah fucking incredible Joe Wagon, my as well just said 5,000 50,000 I have a hundred million dollars Why would I possibly care about that? What do you think about the studio? I could totally dial in a couple? So that's a cringy the week and I like Joe dial it a couple. Oh, so that's a cringy the week. And I like Joe Rogan. That was he was office. That was funny though. He was obviously. I don't know if you know about this, Vinnie, but Vic, our review girl who you love. Yeah. She is going into the Navy. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

She's leaving us. So Vic joins the Navy makes me feel better for rooting for North Korea Why you felt bad about it before yeah, that's alright about it. I'm excited Test those we got a couple of songs about this People are either upset or excited. I can't tell but we got a couple songs to love her for the tickle fights The first one coming in from our friend PJ Filium who always crushes it. This is PJ's song for Vic. First off, I think we can both agree on knockout.

Vic is a nine, a nine and a half easily. Vic is a three or four carol gave for a nine of 10. Now we know carol has a bad taste in women. Vixedum hoe who drives fans crazy. No one will care if she dies in the Navy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. The voice made us hard. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

You're uglier than Carl. Oh, I like you. It's because you look like that. The music did get worse. Well done. So PJ posted that earlier in the week and I was walking around my house humming it all time, you're uglier than Carl. That's the funniest line it really is. That one got me, because Carl doesn't write with anything and PJ's not even trying.

It doesn't even matter. It's so fucking funny. Well done, Pete. Well done, Pete. And then Doug White from the Jingle's department also put together a ditty. And we all know that Doug loves Beck. Yeah.

So I'm sure this is really sweet and hard felt. Let's do it. Fall. Baby. Yes. Tell the 70. The worst part of the show is big. When does it make you mine? I'm out of my mind. I Want it to be on the video on Twitter. He can be gone whole world, goodbye.

Beatles remix coming up. So I guess Vic will not be best by the fans of WATP. I've already forgotten about her. Well, it's too bad because she is gonna be on the read some reviews in just a moment when we get to our voice male segment. She's on for a couple more weeks. I know you're excited about this Whatever, but we are looking for a new review girl. Oh, that's fun to join the show. That's like what you've been missing. Yes talent I didn't say we're gonna get a talented review girl. All right, well, we are looking for a new handsome options You have some people submitting some tapes. Well, can you get Allison Rosen maybe?

What is she doing these days? Well, I'll play a premature voicemail because We did Chrissy mayor will do anything. I mean, that's a good point. We did throw it out there. I did say cripple Jesus can have the role of review girl if he wants to show how long does it need to be now? Any call dad? Hey Carl It's cripple Jesus here and I heard from FCR and Rick that I'm nominated to take over Rick's job and

I'm honored for this nomination, but I'll have to respectfully decline because between my gambling and college and strippers, I just don't think I'll have the time to do it. And however low, I am very happy that I can now bet the wheelchair on mybookie.com using the code at W-A-T-P. It's going to help both of us. It's a mutually beneficial sponsorship. I get to feed into my gambling addiction and you make some money. So So that fucking awesome car definitely be used in that promo code. And Sean, you were funny as always. And now have a close-hine more. See you later.

So do they have to put up like an extra wheelchair? Yeah. Yeah. This is double with wheelchair. The promo code WATP. Yeah. How does that work? That's how that works.

All right, well, crippled Jesus, it was a long shot. I know that we would get a talent like that to do reviews on the show, but I'm glad you at least considered it. I do appreciate it. I'm too good for it. You know what I wanted to do when we're running out of time? Because I know you got to be somewhere.

Vinny. Vinny. All right. Is I wanted to pull up the latest dead town. I was listening to this episode. I'm dead down as a Patrick Michael podcast about paranormal activity. Ooh.

This show, I was gonna pull clips. I'm like, you could really just drop the needle anywhere on the record and it's amazing. He's going through all of the states, all 50 states, and he reads a story from each state, from which website. Probably wiki, Pania. Let's see what's going on.

I'm just gonna find a random spot in the show. And let's see what he's talking about. So, on to New Hampshire. Oh, on to New Hampshire. Let's see what's going on to New Hampshire. Jenny West in New Hampshire was shot in her living room in Fremont in 1947. Some believe that she was murdered but no one could say for sure. Jenny, however, may have something to say about it since she's apparently been hanging around ever since. Many tenants of the apartment where she lived have reported paranormal activity such as furniture moving and a sense of an inhuman presence.

So was Jenny West shot? Was she shot or was I mean she obviously was killed I think. I mean I just shouldn't say obviously I'm insane. But it seems as- Ain't no fact, check it at all. There were so many problems with the hat. But this is what I'm talking about. And I know that I can't-

It was shot, but was she murdered? Yeah, probably. Probably. But we don't know. Did she die? She might still be alive. I'm not even sure. But was she shot?

We know that there's a ghost though, because some furniture moved, and people said that they felt a sense of an inhuman thing Okay, that's proof there you go. There you go good content I just realized I can't do what I want to do because his volume is so low on his podcast. I can't bring it up any higher No, that's you don't god. You never understand what he's going for. Oh, what is that not being heard? No, he's trying to put together like a vibe like you want wants, it's like the dead town, so it's like really low. That or he's just fucking retarded.

Oh, his podcast are like this. He cannot get the volume levels right? He doesn't compress it, does do anything. I'm starting to think, ain't you're not a thump? Is that very good? Don't ever say that, Carl. That's an upside thing. He knows the people.

That's true, the people is out there. But hold on a sec. I gotta pull the shit down and boost the lavels over. We're gonna do this. We should do a bonus show. Just. Okay. It's just, I'm gonna see fascinating why he picks these stories out.

Why he thinks anyone would care. He goes, oh yeah, there was this woman who supposedly was shot and then some furniture was moved. And I mean, she was obviously murdered. Well, we don't know. Actually, we don't know what happened. I'm not sure. The, we don't know. Actually, we don't know what happened. I'm not sure the red assistant seemed really credible. I didn't read the whole article.

All right, moving on. Montana. Sorry. All right, fair enough. It's amazing. All right. Vinnie, what have we done today? Not much.

What? We talked about mincerous sound. We did. We talked about wokpie. Yep. We talked about Stunnery Chad, Chrissy Mayer, Billy Dittori, good old Billy. We've done it all. That must mean it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The T-Dirt, T-T-T. The T-Dirt, T-T-T.

So this week, I'm not going to tease a specific podcast, but I'm going to tease who's going to be co-hosting with us. Here is a YouTube, recent YouTube video from the a person who will be co-hosting with us next week. As an adult film star, I've learned to overcome many things. We are tough, resilient, and choose this profession knowing the hazards that come with it. But sometimes, you have to speak out.

All around the country, men are leaving disgusting comments underneath our work. Expressing their interest and performing truly horrifying acts with us. But many of these men, almost all, don't even bother to leave their contact information. Who are you? And how do we fuck? Every day I look underneath my videos to find a comment or to invite to pepper spray

my pussy. When you say you want to lick whipped cream off my cold dead skin while your sister watches but how? How do we make that happen? If I'm looking to follow up on your request to fly me to Iran to suck on my toes for 15 days straight, how do I go about coordinating that? We are real people.

People who are seriously interested in following up to clarify what it is you meant when you said you were going to embalm me with com. Like this one here. A cop does three thousand. He wants to shit in my ass so I can shit back into his mouth. No contact information.

I check my inbox and I'm expecting an email like, this is Cock duster, here are my abilities. But nothing, he's a ghost. I want some of that cock duster dick. Stop blueballing us. Stop blueballing us. Sometimes they even have their IP's blocked. To their phones. How do you expect us to find you? An email address? Give me something. I mean just drop me a pen. A peel box? Cock duster! What you're fucking linked in already!

It's time for everyone, not just porn stars, to stand side by side and solidarity and tell the world this is not okay. Please share this video with the hashtag, but how? To show you stand with us. Hashtag, but how? Hashtag, but how? So Carl's co-host next week, Cock Duster.

Yes, it's not right, Laura. I actually got to touch with Cock Duster. Ryan Long is gonna be co-hosting with WATP. I'm very excited about that. Oh, that's cool. He makes phenomenal videos and you should definitely subscribe to his YouTube channel. But we'll plug that next week.

That'll be good. Right, Vinny? Yeah, sure. What do you want to plug? What do you got going on these days? Well, I do a little show called The Creep Off. I've heard of it. It does again mention too often around here, but what it does.

I have the channel. Generally mocked and belittle. Oh, the Creep Off is great. The Creep Off is great. And you get to go on there and you get to vote, and there's someone cheating for you, and I lose every week, it's great. Well, you are currently in a losing streak, yes.

You're in a little bit of a slump. I'm down three to zero. We haven't done this week's episode yet. Oh, am I only down two zero? Yeah, you're only down two zero. Oh, right, I'm getting out of myself, aren't I? I need a lot of votes, people, between now and Monday.

Yeah, you can follow the at Creep Off Pod, devote on Twitter. What do we do on the Creep Off? Well, what we do is we find the worst stories we can for whatever category the fans choose. We've been doing it that way and then we have a little competition and try to find who is the worst, who is the biggest creep. And you love it. Love it. You're the leader of the scum parade. I have the grand Marshall. The grand Marshall. Right down Main Street. But yeah, we do the scum parade too and we just try to find the best fucked up true crime stories that are happening, and we don't read them off Wikipedia.

Correct. We got other people read it off Wikipedia. We pull clips of other people reading the stories for us. Oh, that would be a good show. Well Vinny, thank you so much for coming on today. I know you got a busy weekend. Yeah, can't wait to see the ice tops tonight.

So I appreciate the results are playing tonight at the comedy club. We're excited about that. Please join us again next week. It might be up so we find out what's for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony Of morning radio Hmm, okay great show good job everybody. Great job everyone. I I You know who are these podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense Victoria Hello What is half a leg? Oh, you know?

Fucking getting around Carl. Where are you right now in Kentucky? No, I'm in Virginia Virginia. Well, thank. Oh, you're that guy that you like slips there. Well, thank you. Yeah. Yeah, I saw your stand up about it. Thank you for taking some time out of your trip to come on the show. I know Vinnie is not the same as Sean, the audio engineer. A hoist sailor. Yeah, you'd be right. It's about like 200 pounds more probably. At least. So, are you going to do you have reviews that you can read for us? I know that you weren't sure if you're going to come on today or not. Oh, I do call on that case. Let's hit the jiggle. We will we will we will

With Vic. Wap, Wap, Wap. Hey, Vic, when do you ship off? September 20. I meant the mortal coil. Oh, I don't know. Hopefully in a month. Thank you.

All right, Vinnie, we're going to play the guest the stars game. You ready for this? This is a lot of fun. I'm ready. Excited too. Aren't you hosting a game show guest the stars game. You ready for this? This is a lot of fun. I'm ready. Excited too. Aren't you a host, a game show later today? Nope.

You're part of it. No. Okay. All right, let's go. Vinnie doesn't want to play a lot of it tonight. Nope. This one is titled Carl. Carl looks like Michael Berryman.

And that's it. That's it. That's it. That's gotta be a five star. They're looking me up. What do you think, but yeah, they're looking you up. I'm going five star. Yeah, it is, it is five stars. Nailed it. Producer Chris, if you want to get in on this, don't be stop yet. All right, thanks a lot. The next one is cringy in cells the podcast embarrassed for them laughing face

emoji go either way yeah that's a tough one what was the title again cringey in cells the podcast cringey in cells the podcast got a bad name to hurt that's meant to move that's a one you're going one I'll'll go one to Yeah, it is one star by Lexi Lou 202 All right showed us I like that title though if I saw that title I would check it out. Yeah, I see it was going to Grinjie themselves the podcast you're gonna hit me your band your next band All right, I got one more for you. Okay This one's what a load of garbage.

The quote unquote, host Carl is big on kink shaming. So what if I want my wife's sweat face smelly feet on my face? Ramon, I need a woman with a size 11 shoe. Ramon, I bet a boner guy, wait, I become a boner guy whenever I see my sister's feet Ramon,

Vic's an idiot and she won't get this reference, but we'll still read it because she wants attention Oh God that brings me back. You know All right, that's obviously a five-star That is a five-star and he was right. I did not get that reference. Oh be an Anthony show reference. Oh wow So this fucking useless that reference. Oh, be an Anthony show reference. Oh, wow. So this fucking useless. That was funny, Vic. Good job. You actually made a mini giggle over there. That's good. Oh, man. Do your tits move when you giggle? Little.

Yeah, you watched it across me. You have a better view.'s the oddest. I wore this little cut shirt today. No, I'm a bonus guy. Yeah, he is. Any other reviews that we need to get to? Nope, just three this week. Okay, awesome. Keep the reviews coming people. Love it. All right, let's get through the voicemails as quickly as possible. Bye, Vic. Oh, I'm talking shit, Carl. Okay, I'm sorry. Bye, Vec. Oh, you fucking shit, Carl. You have, OK, I don't know where to start here. OK, I'm a patron. So you got to fucking deal with me a little bit here. OK.

Bye, T-shirt. There's a podcast. Oh, this is rad. Even has a surf rock theme song. I'm sure you'll fucking love it. But to make it short, these guys are the type of Fucking human being that never grew up past 12. All right. I'll check it That was a two-minute long voice bell this voice bell and he said he said I support you out of patreon

So I'm like I'll play it but come on. You got to help me out here Gonna help me out a little bit. Yeah, that's, uh. I mean, you're pretty pathetic though. You don't really care about your Patreon or your patrons on Patreon. How dare you? He loves them when he catches the check. Two bonus episodes, every single month. When you sign up for Patreon.com,

so who are these podcasts? And it'll even play your shitty voicemail for a minute or two. Do not have the creep off rule that we have on the show, the 45 second rule? No, I've never declared that I should keep our voicemails under 45 seconds. Yeah, I mean, frankly, 30 seconds is a bit long. You should also include the no-vict rule. That is another rule that we have on the game. Well, we'll see what have that rule in effect.

Oh, man. This is a voicemail about, Vic. Hey, Carp. It's, uh, it's squeech. well suit of that rule of fact uh... this is a voice about that they car it's uh... it's quick i was just thinking it's actually going to the navy do you think spamming her phone number with various references to bomb threat and asking her to give me nuclear secrets

would get her court marshals and thrown in jail. Because that sounds like a good good use of my time. So get back to me, call me back with that information. This is what I'd say to that. Couldn't hurt. No, why not? Why not try. Just call a conrad a lot. Just mention my Russian mom, it'll get me kicked out. That's true she is Russian Well, Japanese step-dead to you. Always in a hurry She's crazy me. Did you have to go early? I thought you had to go Actually, I have a voice matter that you love. Oh good. I have to fly a nox here. What are your favorites?

Hey, Carl. This is prep boy break. I just wanted to say I think you're kind of hairy right now in Rochester. If anything goes really bad, you need somebody to help defend your wonderful man scape man cave. I am like four days and I don't think you know what a man gave us a man scape to back is enough mental cigarettes and adult diapers away that I can probably hopefully and I can't really help man I'm sorry but I will be there in solidarity take care and uh stay safe all right I'll be honest I do I was not going to save that voice

man and play it and I remember do you run the show today I'd give you a chance to yell a prep boy, Rick. One more time about his voice mail. Here's the thing, prep boy, Rick. You know, I know you're trying. You're really trying hard, and there's nothing wrong with that. But what you ought to do is maybe call yourself a couple of times and listen back to the voice mail. And then just say,

I'm trying to send the beer a little bit. Just put it out, just think, and then think to yourself, does anyone want to hear this? Think about it. Would you listen to this? Where are the laughs? Oh, boy, right? It's boring as shit.

Think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? That's what you need to think about. All right, this next person, I'm pretty excited about. This is a pretty good connection that we have here. Yo, exciting news. So Mr. Shamus McHillian Todd Belleth

just requested to follow me on Instagram. What? You've got a total of seven followers and 28 people he's following wow a hundred posts I think I requested to follow him because he's got a private account I requested to follow him like three months ago and now he requested to follow me so if you want me to fuck with him or anything let me know come back guys we have a good direct connection to Patrick Michael. Now you're not excited about this.

This guy's front of them on Instagram. I want you. I want you to hear me closely, sir. I want you to text mole to Vic. Dude, that's great. That's an amazing accomplishment. That's going to last about five seconds. The second you say anything to him Do you think that'll be at his team's done someday? What friends with Patrick Michael on Instagram? Oh, yeah You're like man who got back in life. It's an exclusive club. It isn't exclusive covers

What do you see 28 people that he's following? Yeah, he's one of them. Yeah, that's a 20-inch clip this guy That's only hinge clip this guy. That's great. Oh, not Carl. By the way, as we're talking about people who are eligible for VIX job, and you know, we talked about crippled Jesus and some other names we've gotten thrown around, there was one person who took offense that this person has not been brought into the conversation at all.

Oh, I'm in practice. What's the first problem going to the guy there in podcast right over here? A yummy band practice for some unknown fucking reason. Bring in the walka-walka. I'm not going to get a guy to be a mention to be the new review girl. So fuck it. Here's my high audition, right? Oh, I like to read this review from iTunes. Hi Carl, I've been listening to the podcast since the end of the episode. And when we shit, last week episode was the worst time I was able to take a favorite

heart to my life. The color center really not how to show work and there was no chemistry I will never listen again five stars I mean he's got the energy. He's got my boat. Oh producer Chris is outboard with that It's it's a pretty good audition. That's not the worst one. I've ever heard that's not the worst one I think you should still keep your options open. I think so too. I like band-prite is kind of small doses Yeah, you know when you start to leave and when he gets to the 46 47 second mark and start to fall Big a reason who cares? Well, I just really like the sad girl, you know, I just want to know more about her

What did he say about the girl with no personality personality I'll be absolutely. I'll be your podcast. By the way, that was the that was the funniest part of shot me got the show last week was his impression of that girl and then he thought we hung up on him He's like fuck I would hang up on me too That was great. I guess former mayor of New York current attorney for the president, Rudy Giuliani, Calden. Oh, hello, Cal. This is attorney at law, Rudy Giuliani. And this is how I talk. Yeah, my client,

president Donald J Trump, here and after referred to as the doetard, is preparing to file suit against media personality Mr. John Melendez, for damages in respect of Melendez's exploitation of his, the Doatard's, celebrity profile and writing work on the prank call to Air Force One, which has so effectively helped in Mr. Melendez' profile to the point where it is the only thing keeping Sirius Radio afloat. Service of papers is on hold until the full magnitude of Sirius' settlement to Mr. Melendez is known.

Call me back. I mean, is that lawsuit more ridiculous than John's lawsuit? I'd say no! No, I think it's more ridiculous. And I would actually think it's more realistic. It's more realistic. Yeah. You prank all the president do it and then you put it all over the place. Yeah. Yeah. And no series is to get subscribers. Remember that guy from the amazing break go you can hear him in 92 laughing at Bob a We'll be fine up for that as keen slow bucks. What pussy smells like That was pretty good all right all right By the way, you know how that sounded really good that voicemail. Yeah, this guy just emails me on p3s And actually we're so hot better than calling it to the voice out there shitty cell phone. That's interesting. All right. We got one more

One more voice now here Hey Carl I miss Kevin We all miss Kevin so sweet I already died in a blanket fort You guys were both making fun of me at the same time. What did you say, buddy? I said I heard he died in a blanket fort it for it. That's a little inside face all but that's not gonna be the same state. He does post that Instagram some pretty sweet blanket for it. He does. I got a lot. Vick I also called in again talking about how he's master made into the show. I didn't feel like I needed to doubt. Oh, you did it as Vic was she.

I heard what she said. I just didn't hear you. She stepped on your funny line. Oh, fuck. This told me inside of no one even get. All right. Vic, great talking to you again. Thanks for hopping on board today. Of course, Carl. I love to waste my time. I've noticed that. Yeah. All right. And with that, we'll say there's been no laughs. What do you mean? I'm on.