Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep224 - The Life By Design Podcast

Episode Date: September 20, 2020

Christy Love and her husband help us live our best lives in this highly motivational and informative podcast. I don't know about you guys, but when someone super successful in life tells me their secrets, I listen! Unfortunately, I'm still waiting for that to happen. The great Ryan Long eventually joins us to chat about life coaches, Stuttering John, Opie, and vagina molding. Also, in a rare WATP redemption story arc, Chrissie Mayr joins the show to discuss her recent interview with Stuttering John. All that and more. MyBookie - https://bit.ly/MB_WATP Double your deposit with promo code: watp Funny stuff - https://www.ryanlongcomedy.com/ Support WATP: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Chrissie's stuff: https://www.chrissiemayr.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This suggestion came in from hack the movies in the review suggestions channel of our Discord server. We have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with the other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show that's hosted by Christy Love and her husband, Stephen Delecruz. And I want to start off with a clip that explains who these people are. We are a husband and wife, business owners, investors, entertainers, motivational speakers, fast-selling authors, and life coaches. Okay. Did you pick up

on all those points that they just made? Yeah. They're business owners, investors, entertainers, motivational speakers, best-selling authors, and life coaches. Now, life coaches and motivational speakers, I kind of feel like you have to pick one of the other. Correct. Right? Yeah. I'm a podcaster and I also host a show.

Right. Oh, I mean, you can really stress that list though. Yeah, right. It seems like a lot. Also, best selling authors. Yeah. What's with the word best in best selling? It doesn't mean anything, right?

Yeah. Should it be like good or decent? It's good selling authors best in best selling? It doesn't mean anything, right? Yeah. Should it be like good or decent? It's good selling off. The decent selling authors, I saw in a couple of books, best selling authors. No one's ever heard of these people, right? Not until I looked them up. Yeah, and even that it was hard.

Even then who the fuck knows what's going on? So this is them, one of the things I hate the podcasters do is when they start to over-propass things at the beginning of their show. Their show will motivate, inspire, and challenge you to reach for your dreams and live a life you absolutely love. Whoa, we'll see about that.

Let me, let me listen to the show first, and then I'll figure out if it inspires me to live the best life I can live. Yeah, they're proxies. High expectations, right? They're sending the bar pretty fucking high. No one to go but down really. Right. I don't know if you picked up on this. I'm sure you did. They talk about it a lot.

They want you to text. Text the number 7626 and text the word greatness. So I did this. I texted the word greatness to 76626. You know what I got? A link to their podcast. Dummy, I know where the podcast is. That's where I found your number.

I don't need the link. Well, it's like looking in the mirror to see who the greatest guy is. I think that's the whole concept. Is that one of this? They're trying to let me know that I have greatness? Probably not, but. Probably not.

Not yet. I was hoping for like something motivational, some type of planet to you and yourself and I haven't gotten anything yet. All right, so Christy Love wants to introduce her husband. This is the first episode that they did, and she's introducing her husband here. And you guys get to meet my wonderful husband. I know you probably don't know who he is,

but he's incredible, and I'm so excited for you guys to meet him. Probably don't know who he is! I don't know who you are, honey! How the fuck right who your husband is! You probably have never met my husband. No, I definitely have not. I can guarantee it. I have no idea who these people are.

But apparently they think that they're very famous and important people. Oh yeah. Yeah. You picked up on that? Yeah, I mean, I listened to these not knowing I was co-hosting, but. Yes.

I got the gist of that for sure. Oh, right out of the gate. They're like, obviously, there's tons of people listening to this. This is their first podcast. I thought there's tons of people listening to this. You guys are, thank you so much. They can see their audiences. Yes, it's just thousands of faces and a huge crowd.

So they talk about their relationship, how long they've been together. We have been together for about, well, just this June has been 11 years of marriage. Right. And September will be, I count, I know I'm so cheesy, but I do count the dating anniversary because that's even longer. So this September will be 15 years updating. Yes. So it has what an insufferable couple this is. These are the worst people you never want to meet

and talk to. Everything that they say is so cute and fun. Oh yeah, we've known each other. 15 years is such a great couple. Everything is roses with us. Why do I care that they met at Bible school? It makes it funnier. It does make it funnier for reasons that we have not yet revealed. So, Christy talks about what she's into. As you guys know, I'm all about vision casting, I'm all about motivational stuff, I'm all about moving forward. And so, um, she left out one very important thing that she's all into. And that would be anal. This is Kristi from a video that I found yesterday. Yeah, I did some research too. You did some research at Kristi love? I was like, oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!

I did some research too. You did some research at Christy Love? Christy Love is an Asian porn actress who mostly does anal and step-son videos. It's what I noticed. Now this is just a little bit of research. I can only research this for like five, seven minutes at a time. So I don't know the full extent of it.

But for what I find, so this is what's so funny about this, is you have this couple, this guy's married to a porn actress, and he's a motivational speaker and a life coach. Yeah, he has to coach himself a lot of this. There's a lot into this. There's a lot of coaching going on. So they refer to this as entertainment. She's in lot into this. There's a lot of coaching going on. So they refer to this as entertainment. She's in the entertainment business.

Sure. Very entertaining, by the way. Don't get me wrong. She was, I saw a video where she was entertaining five guys at once. She's very entertaining. She's a good host. She's, she's the host with the most. And this is him talking about how, remember,

they've been together for 15 years. This isn't talking about how remember they've been together for 15 years. This is him talking about. Counting the dating. This is how she's been in entertainment. And so I know this. So you know, she definitely, you know, I love how long have you been doing your entertainment? Mm, now I think almost eight years.

Almost eight years for crying out loud. Was she blowing a guy while he was asking her that? It sounded like it. So it's funny that how long have you been doing your entertainment? You mean getting gang banged by Randos? Let's wait about eight years. Oh, has it been, has it been eight years? Well, and it's funny because he comes back to this moment

later. You can tell, he's like, what the fuck? How long has this been going on? But I but you know, I've supported her and it's an amazing journey that she's been on in this eight years. It's so long. Um, oh, wait, eight years. Remember when you were a senior and you just said you just wanted to do it just to get a little bit of money so you can pay up your student loans and eight years even doing this though eight years huh? I mean flies. And it's funny that they have to admit that their marriage isn't perfect.

We are not perfect. Our marriage is definitely not perfect. I believe that. I believe that if somebody who goes to work all day comes home with Seaman pouring out a for asshole. The baby or marriage is imperfect. Sorry, I'm speechless. Yeah, I would tend to agree. That would be exactly right.

This guy is a cock. And he even admits that he is not the husband and this relationship. Quotta, quote, unquote, that's who I am. I'm Steven Dull Cruz. I am the white, the wife, the husband. The truth always wants to come out.

I have the what I mean, I wear the pants in this relationship. Not even now. No one wears pants in that relationship. So that's definitely not true. So this is an inspirational motivational podcast that's gonna get you excited about living your life. It's about life by design.

And of course, anytime you have a motivational speaker, there's lots of platitudes that go on. And this guy's got a few of them. A place of examples. Your money grows, your money grows in your pocket only as much as you grow as a person. I don't know what that means. There's no words there. Your money grows in your pocket. First up, there's a terrible way to start off a planet, dude. Your money grows in your pocket? Can I throw to the bank? I don't feel like it's really safe in my pocket.

You're money girls in your pocket as much as you grow as a person. I think this guy would be good at what, um, what a filibuster is, I think. Yes. He can definitely talk for a long time. Yeah. He doesn't say anything. In circles.

But he talks for a long time. He doesn't say anything in circles, but he talks for a long time. Here's another planet, dude. But my quote I always say is, what you believe is how you behave and how you behave is who you become. Oh God. All right, we gotta get to the moisture in his mouth. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

all right, that didn't mean anything, but who cares? Because let's talk about what's going on in this guy's throat. It is very difficult. They talk about how we have congested co-hosts over here on W-A-T-P. Nothing compared to Stephen. This guy is out of control. I'm going to start off with, he's talking about how he has a certification. I think it's a certification. For hypnosis, this is bizarre. Um, and like I said, you know, we definitely, she acts, I don't know if you guys know this, but she actually has a certification in life coaching. And so do I in hypnosis, um, in hypnotherapy and life coaching and, um, different credentials that we have.

So many mouth noises. I'm wiping my mouth. Please reflexively. Please do. It's so gross to listen to. By the way, this guy is a hypnotist. Can he convince his wife to stop fucking randos and gangbanks on camera? Wouldn't that be the first thing he would do if you were a hypnotist and your wife was a porn actress? But he has a sure sure for christian. What are these saying there? I just took the key shish. I have a sure for occasion

This guy's a sure for vacation. I shot for in shuck attack. So that sounds legit That sounds like the real deal. I don't know if I can I can make fun of them But I will here is another example. We are. By the way, you think that I say the word picture annoyingly? Listen to how he says it. And we're seeing the bigger picture. And that's what life coaching does. It's English's first language.

What nationality? I don't think this guy is just a backup. They were married before she got into the entertainment entertainment. Yeah. So she was already used to get and just showered with warm liquid. From talking to this guy, right? It was a Bukaki scene every time they did it together. There's an easy transition to make. That's a brilliant observation, my friend. All right. More mouth noises. Oh, actually, before I play this one, of course, this guy's inspired by Tony Robbins because yeah, who wouldn't be?

It's like Tony Robbins, I've never heard of Tony Robbins. Tony Robbins, I love the YouTube videos he has where he'll talk someone off the cliff like, off the cliff, but talk someone away from suicide within 15 minutes. Did you hear the mouth? I just zoomed in on these mouth noises on this clip. This guy would talk me into suicide. Yes. But, uh, uh, uh, uh.

I think he's nervous. I think the dudes from Bangbuss just showed up at the house. He sounds very nervous right now. Dude, it's okay. You're out of pot. Guess it's your wife. Don't be nervous. I thought you were a motivational speaker. Which the way I should point out these two definitely have some type of motivational speaker racket going on you can tell that they get up there in front of the seventh graders to talk about living your best life and how to pull that off because at one point she starts talking about Christi,

starts talking about specifically describing what they do in their motivational speaker seminars. And I feel like there's this like analogy that my husband would and I would do every once in a while is that he would be standing up and then I would grab his arm and then I would be slanted down. And that represented a moment where like I was at my down point, but he was still standing up and he was strong. And so in his strength he lifts me up and you know pushes me to go to stand up with him and and then it gives me the strength to to be able to stand up. And then at that same time when he falls down

because we all know that life comes goes up and down. And and then I have the strength to pull him up. I think this sight gag is lost, which he's trying to explain how it looks. Also, did she have to say that she was at a slant? No. That was a fact, though. I don't know. That's appropriate terminology for this. I'm sure that that kills at the seventh grade conference that they're at.

I'm sure that that that crushes the audience when she stands at a slant, he pulls her up and then he pulls over and she pulls him up. It's really not that inspiring to talk about. Yeah, that's I wasn't theater of the mind. I wasn't that impressed with it. I wonder how much time that takes up because you know they're just trying to fill time on these things. I wonder how much time that takes up for him. By the way, this whole life by design program, this isn't just a podcast. This is a way of living. This is a whole business that they have. Yeah, it's a seminar or a class he teaches by the same name, I think. Well, it's more than that. This is the name of his program. This whole program that we have called Life by Design Peak Performance Success

Coaching System. It's a long name. Oh, we're gonna call from Ryan. Oh boy, yeah, hey Ryan's here. Sweet. Great. Let's get him on. Ryan, you there, buddy? I am now unshackled from the mutes we did it dudes I I got I got really drunk last night and then I slide in my bed like 9 a.m. questioning my sexuality that old chest and it was 9 30 and I was like I know I have this thing but also do I want to fuck a dude and it was an exist angel crisis. And that's, that was like this podcast all of the advice where you like say nothing

and everything at the same time. I was like, you know, sometimes you have to blow a dude, but sometimes you want to have sex with a woman. And just the ever, that's a really good point. This podcast, I wrote down a note for myself, they baffaffle you with bullshit. They talk about shit that you have no idea what they're talking about. And good news. They have no idea what they're talking about. You know what they have is the white university professor thing. I there's there's two. versions of saying, uh, nothing and taking a really long time to say it. And so the black university, the black guy version is like, um, Michael Dyson where it's like the, he is

a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, why he left his house like and then the university professor one is they go he was it's the Sam Harris he was one of those people who Was surrounded by those who like to be around his presence and you're like he had friends got it Right, it's like they're trying to fill time which on the radio makes sense, but they're doing a podcast You do not need to fill time you can just get to the fucking point

What you want to do that I have a clip that I want to play and I should get you caught up because we started the show I'll try and I apologize yeah, dude. I honestly I woke up being like Well, it's weird too cuz I was I texted you called you and DM you and I was starting to feel stalkery because I was, I texted you, called you and DMed you and I was starting to feel stalkery. And I was like, all right, what are you gonna do now? Facebook front this guy, it's too much. I'm a fucking idiot dude.

I've been, I've been like doing too much of that. I'm just like, my brain's like fucking loopy right now. No, don't worry buddy. By the way, I should introduce our guest Ryan Long. He does the boy's cast. He has Ryan Long comedy. He has a YouTube channel. We'll talk more about that.

But thank you so much for joining us buddy, it's great to talk to you. Let me get you caught up real quick. So producer Chris and I were talking about this show and we kind of buried the lead a little bit, turns out Christy Love is a porn actress and this is a show where her husband explains that he's a life coach, which is back.

Oh my god. Obviously. So here's is back. Like obviously. So here's another example. Oh, God. She's doing this whole procedure just basically to like, to like be with this guy. And he's because he's basically like, you know, she's better now. And she has to like go along with this whole thing being like, yeah, no, I'm just getting

my life together. Bob bought in her mind. She's like, I mean, yeah, it's good to have like a boyfriend, I guess, and if I'm have to do this stuff, then I can be treated like a human being. Well, she's still in entertainment, as they say. She's not like, oh, she's definitely in entertainment with her podcast, yeah.

Have you done any research on Christy Love? Have you watched any of her videos? No, I didn't watch any of her porn. She kind of looks weird. She does look weird. And she also looks weird when she's doing Ask to mouth. Here's an example of that Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. or what does life by design mean? Now remember this is the name of the podcast and this bullshit business that they have together, life by design. This should be a softball question. This should

be a no-brainer. She probably rehearsed this. What does life by design mean? Listen to her fail. What does it mean to you to live a life by design? I would say to live a life by design to me. That's a good question. I think it's living out your greatness that is meant to come out of you. Like for example, like for instance, Um, but wait, there's a, at least a dozen podcasts called Life by Design. This is not a new concept. What it means is take control of your life, make a plan to achieve maximum fulfillment and happiness.

Yeah, you can sell that. Is it that difficult? I think it's kind of a problem. It's not, it doesn't mean anything. It's like a sell, you know, it's standard bullshit to sell stuff, but like more importantly, that wasn't live. Right.

They could have easily fixed that post before they put that right. Here's another example. They did a podcast called Love Yourself. And again, soft fuck question. Christy has no idea. He think, do you think that like behind the scenes, this guy's like mad abusive, you know what I mean? Like they come off and they're like, oh great podcast, he gets off, he goes,

what the fuck was that? Are you fucking me? You didn't do your research? I expect, you ever do that again. No, you're not eating for three days, you know, the whole thing. I mean, we look like an idiot. I mean, I'm podcasting for C, it's the last fucking time.

They've been in fucking Bible studies. I think this guy's actually just an abusive asshole. That'd be amazing. Yeah, we're just speculating. They're basically saying quotes from people's posters and quotes from the backs of books that they never read, and then they just turn a whole podcast into that. Alright, so this is another example. they did a podcast called Love Yourself. He asks a softball question and Christy again drops the ball.

What does it mean to love yourself? So let's, let's, let's, let's actually that first. He always gets cut up in the name to love yourself. Yeah. You know, um, I think she's totally flubbxed. What does it mean to love yourself? It's a self-esteem thing, right? I mean, these are easy questions. Any person with a bridge will be able to answer very quickly.

Wow, that's a great, what does it mean to love your, what does, huh, let me think about that for a while. I think. I think it's what Ryan was doing in bed this morning. It's gonna be so long for yourself. I was jerking off, he's messaging. These are 24 minute episodes. Right.

And most of it is them just having an on or rewording shit. Of the title. They don't have that, they don't have that much time to fill. And yet they're still fighting ways to fill the time. Let's get into the platitudes again. Here's another example of Steven saying shit that doesn't mean anything. So one of the aspects here is to stop comparing yourself.

I mean, they're just putting it out there. Yeah. It's stop comparing yourself, because when you compare yourself, you can't appreciate yourself. Yeah. You notice they will, I guess I can run, but not as fast as so and so.

See, I think this is not true because I compare myself to Stuttering John Melendez and I'm like, I'm an amazing podcaster. I think comparing yourself to very healthy thing to do for yourself, Steve. I don't know what this guy's talking about. Yeah, of course. Did you pick up on this guy's mouth noises?

No, what did he do? It sounds like he's the one who's starring in a buccacchi scene because he's got so much Juicess going out of this throw here's another example mouth noises from the sky I'm also whenever we do some mean grease so you can meet a Christie and myself. Yes, but Chrissy before we have the podcast here He's lip smacky he's gurgling I like I think the meat and

greets are going to be like the pie, like her meat and greets going to be their podcast. That's a great point. Hey, it's Chrissy love. I love that girl. She's talking about motivational shit. No, I don't. Podcast or Chrissy love.

Can I meet her husband? Yeah, I don't, I can't wait to meet her husband that I played the clip where they introduced her husband. Like, you guys haven't met my husband yet. I was like, yeah, nobody cares about your fucking husband. Chris, that would also be him eating her up after like 10 guys came and just tried to get like their fucking autograph of her flashlight autographed.

And then he's sitting there just stewing. Like, he's gonna get it later. Yeah, I can't figure out what the relationship, like what it's all about because they act like they're in this amazing relationship where everything's fun and funny and they laugh at each other's jokes even when they're wildly unfunny like this example. Totally different people. We're like black and white. Yes.

But the great thing is, is black and white makes a full yin yang. Yin yang that's hilarious. There's been no laughs. What do you mean? Why is yin yang hilarious? Because they're Asian. Yeah. That wouldn't even work. Could we white and yellow right? Now that would be hilarious. Oh my God. All right, so we're like a union. They're talking about the impact that they're going to make. And especially that we both have a drive to go out

and impact as many people as we can. I've noticed that. She actually impacts four or five guys at a time. It's very impressive how she's able to impact the people And there's like little subtle things that Steven says where I know it's it's doing He's not happy about her lifestyle choice because Ryan I don't know if you picked up on this But they got together before she became a porn actress stop it. Yeah, they've been either 15 years She's been important for eight so you know that there was that day where she's like, listen, it's just a modeling gig. It's a casting couch video.

It's not a big deal. And then two months later, it's like, wait, where are you going today? I thought it was just, I thought you're just paying off your student loan. What's I just love? Yeah, and his idea was like, okay, I gotta get her out of porn. So he, and he's like, okay, how can we get famous? It's like, okay, well, I'll have a podcast and then I'll be so successful. You won't have to do that porn stuff anymore. Yeah. Well, well, well, be motivational speakers.

Well, how are you guys doing in life? Terrible. Oh, okay. Well, I don't want to listen to that. They were, they were kidding before. Yeah, who wants to take advice from a guy whose wife became a porn star and he stayed with her? So this is a, just a subtle clue

that Steve is not thrilled about this. So this podcast definitely gonna be about you receiving, you're the listener receiving perspectives from both sides. Oh, receiving from both sides. And yet, a clarify, this isn't about my wife receiving from both sides, it's about you, the listener, all right? In this one circumstance, it's not her that's receiving this from both sides.

Sure, normally it is, but not this time. How did this woman get into this motivational, inspirational messaging that she's now doing? It came from Periscope. And so what I did was I started doing Periscope once a week, and through that, I would have great feedback from people telling me Wow, that inspired me. Thank you so much for that word That helped me carry you to the week See this is the problem and I just want to throw this out there

What's all stop complimenting hot chicks on anything other than their looks in their shoes? Because what's happening is these these simpskin out there and they start telling chicks that what they say is important and that they're interesting and inspiring. And then these assholes run with that and think they really are making a difference in people's lives, you're not. Dude, there's probably like 20 fucking hot chicks out there

that are giving like stock advice just because they were like, by Amazon everyone's like, you're a genius. Like, can you work for Warren Buffett? Right, this is the problem. I'm not blaming the hot chicks, I'm blaming the guys. We have to stop doing that. Can we all agree? Dude, that's funny.

Boy, all right, so this is a fun clip. Again, remember that this guy's trying to inspire you to live your best life. Ultimately, I believe that what makes you and I different from Elon Musk, Oprah Winfrey, big time achievers and people who chase and create their dream, the only difference is, there's nothing much different. Let's just we we breathe the same

Oxygen we drink water. We have two feet two hands two eyes We are not that different from them the only difference is it will go on between their ears, which is their mind Oh, you think the only difference between me and Elon Musk is our minds your mind. Oh, you think the only dress we need me and Elon Musk is our minds? No shit. I'm not a rocket scientist. So yes, that would be the main difference. No shit. Also, like, it's so funny when they they list off the and you get the point, these like the only difference between us is, you know, we have the same feet, we have the same knees, we have the same elbows, we have the... Everybody got it. He lists on like 20 more things that they have the same, and they're all just body parts. Right. Yeah, I, you know what, I have a head on top of my shoulders,

he has a head, we both put on chair on the head. Yeah, there's fingers on our hands. Okay, we got the foot. We got it! We got it, you're both people. The difference is, he's way smarter than you and has figured out life. That would be the main difference

His wife's not getting railed on camera. His wife's never getting railed on camera. I looked it up. You on bus Never marries porn actresses never once not even one time by mistake Don't make your You know what the thing is if you want to be the dude that like, you know, Mary, the Mary's a porn actress, you almost have to like, you got to lean into it where you play this. Like I'm just like a fucking degenerate like club, like, you know, club bones, strip club owner type of guy. Yeah. And I like, you almost have to pretend you like it. But it's like when you play this other guy where you're like, no, we're actually in space. No, it's like everyone knows you hate this now. You have to lean into her.

Like I'm Axel Rose now. Yeah, I just just fucking I don't give like iced tea the way he does it. That's the only way to pull off having like a girlfriend like that. Yeah, right. You can't start off your podcast by saying we met at Bible studies. That crazy. And then expect this to not take their Bible studies. Yes. We met at a Bible class.

Thou shall take black dick. I believe that was one of the command. I think so too. Because you said thou so it sounded official. Sound of legit. By the way, I want to point out that Christy is still working on herself and she's still trying to get better. Definitely.

I feel like I still hold back and really being able to be more open minded and more opinionated more All right first off she feels like she holds back. I've seen the ATF video. She is not holding back She goes for it props to you, Resty secondly. She says she needs to be more opinionated and open-minded. Aren't those opposites? The part where you hold back is the one tiny part where your brain is actually working. Like, you know, you're better, you're better say, stepping your brain is like, I mean,

you don't know any stuff about that. I don't need, you know, you don't give people a global warming speech. You don't know what you're talking about. And then she's like, oh, it's this part of my brain. It's like, I love to be back. The only part that's working. Yeah, this is please keep holding yourself back, Kresty.

Please. This is just one more clip that I want to play from this show. And it's just, again, this guy's mouth is disgusting to listen to. Hey, hey, You know, this will conclude our podcast for today. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This will go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go This is taking too long. When do I get to use the internet? You want to play Shedders of Katana next month? It sounds like he's trying to have flamidest mouth on purpose, right? Dude, that's a-

This podcast is like a really- This is a really good find of a podcast, like the fact that this exists. You guys bet this is like one of the best podcasts anyone's ever made. I know heck the movies. Thank you for this suggestion, because I was looking through and I was trying to think

What should I do with Ryan? Well, it'd be a fun thing to do and then I saw porn star was doing a motivational speaking podcast with her husband Ding ding ding fucking nailed it. How could that not be great? You almost can't believe this is true It's so it's so crazy. They made it just for WATP like all thanks guys Yes It's so crazy. They made it just for WATP. Like, oh, thanks, guys. Thanks for doing this for us. I'm like, I should go into the Patreon now. Happy birthday, Carl. Thanks.

Do they have a Patreon? Oh, probably. These guys just, shitesters. And you get to see how much money is on there. Like, those are the best when you go. And it's $15. Oh, I always love those, too. What did this guy do for a living?

Is there a whole gig like making money off her porn? Because I might have been wrong. We're kind of saying like oh, she did point. He's a cock But like this guy's obviously like a huckster, you know what I mean? He's obviously a salesman It's possible that it was his idea, you know what I mean? Who knows this guy seems like a Schema It's definitely yeah, in fact Let me play this clip that I played before you came on. This is where they explain what they do for a living. We are a husband and wife, business owners, investors, entertainers, motivational speakers, fast-selling authors, and life coaches. Anytime someone asks you, what do you do for a living and you list six things, you're a fucking liar. First off.

They can't be best-selling authors either That's what I said like what is best-selling even me and anymore of these two are best-selling authors But honestly, if someone asked me Kurt, what do you do? And I said well, you know, I podcast I also host a show. I'm also in broadcasting Like you're just making shit up at this point. It's Hollywood. It's very Hollywood. Yes. Oh, we do it all every guy Every guy there is everything, You know what I mean? I'm an influencer. I'm a director. I'm a key grip. I was a bar manager. I was a beer pourer, a wine pourer, a cider pourer, a water pourer. You did it all. Oh yeah. The list goes on. It's amazing.

Right. Anything else that you wanted to say about this show that I made you listen to? Right. Anything else that you wanted to say about this show that I made you listen to? I'm not so much about them specifically, but I actually, I love this genre of the self-help because it's like, there's those on like Tony Robbins and those people aren't that bad. It's now they're crazy. If you listen to Tony Robbins, he basically is like, every morning, you should take an ice bath for 12 minutes and you're like, yeah, no one's doing that, dude. I don't know what they have these create insane. They go, you journal for 15 minutes and they have these insane schedules that they want you on.

But this one's, these guys are way better because they're not saying anything. So I almost respect the hustle of having a self-help podcast without ever giving a piece of actual advice, other than like, you know, look inside yourself. It's all about, look around the room and look at yourself. And what are we even? You're like, it's a guy doing a half hour podcast and a half, like 30 seconds in, he's looking at his watch,

he's like, I have nothing to say. That's a good point. I think that I give out more self-help on this podcast that those two do. At least I explain to like, I don't know, get a simple water before you start podcasting with all that flub in your throat. You know, some really important self-help stuff

that I like to dish out here. All right, let's get crazy. Don't have a porn star live. Don't yeah, right. When your girlfriend goes into porn, move on. Just move on. You don't have that point. The rappers on. You don't mind at that point. The rappers seem to pull it, like, I do agree.

I don't think I could live that life, but I see some like rappers with porn starwifes, and I'm like, it doesn't really make them look like Cox. For some reason, they seem to be able to pull it off. What do you think? You ever seen a guy with a porn starwifer who you're like, he seems to be making it work. Doesn't seem like a bitch.

Like, little wanes, like, little wanes, like, if he was like my chick's a porn star, there's like a part of it where it seems like, I don't know. I think the best, like, context. I think the best example is Kanye, right? I mean, well, she's not a porn star. Yeah, you're right.

Yeah, she pretty much is. Like, why is she famous? Right, but I wouldn't, I don't think there's having a chick that had like a sex tape go viral. That's like a lot different than you got. It is a bit different. Yeah, like I think the truth is in 20 years, every single person on the planet is going to have a sex tape out there. Anyone who's ever filmed anything is on the internet. That's a good point. One in three girls is gonna have a sex day.

Do you want to promote your sex tape now while you're on the show, Ryan? Or do you want to hold that for later? Uh, yeah, if you guys want to look out for a small dick big chicks. I'm a big fan of your work. I appreciate you coming out of the show. I'm looking at your edge. Chad, let me say go. Is Ryan a boner guy?

What's the boner guy ongoing joke? Oh, I'll play it for you. I'm gonna say, oh, is Ryan a boner guy? What's the boner guy on going joke? Oh, I'll play it for you. I'll give you one second to find my goal. Oh, so I'm put, look at, this is what people do. You should never look at the chat, but there's a guy posting a photo of me and my old Dan and he's like, oh, like kind of making fun of me, but I'm like, yeah, that was a joke.

Like they do something you were doing as a joke, and then they're like, act like you're doing it seriously. All right, right, check this out. Are you a boner guy? So that's OP from OP and Anthony trying to segue into a blue chew commercial. He has a guest time He has a guest time and he goes oh show to his bro. He's a blue chew. Hey, are you a boner guy? He has his guest He's a boner guy Which is one of the funniest things I've ever heard my life life. So that's six around on the board for us now. I'm a boner person.

I don't like to gender boners. I'm fun to tell you. I used to, me and my friends used to get, like before you could just get, like, willy-nilly, like a thousand pounds of bone her medication me and my friends like in university We used to we used to order these pills from China and They used to like kind of work, but they'd make your face so red to the point where you literally take a bone or pill and you be with a check And she'd be like why are you so red?

You have to be like I'm not ready. You're red. There's like no one even say It's like no, what do you even say? I'm not ready to you're a rat. What are you, because I have been dating Americans only? Yeah, what are you gonna say? Because I took like a, I just took an overdose of Chinese boner medication. You took an overdose of Chinese boner medication. Yeah, they just, so funny, just look in the mirror.

You're like, I am a red. Chrissy, are you there? Yes. Hey. Hey. How's it going? So funny you just look in the mirror you're like I am red Chrissy are you there? Yes How's it going Chrissy? Good good to be back Chrissy guess who else is here your old pal Ryan me and Chrissy wants to two podcast in one day It was a legend. Yeah Ryan you've been crushing him lately. You're all over all right Let's get Ryan a big hat all right, that's not the point of the show. The point of this show is to target it. We want to tell people down, not build people up.

Yeah. Chrissy's stuttering John, and if you actually thought that was so funny, Chrissy. Yeah. Oh, God. We got to talk about this. Chrissy, fantastic job with Stuttery John. When I saw that he was going to be on your show,

I thought, how could this not be good? And you made it happen. very John when I saw that he was going to be on your show, I thought, how could this not be good? You made it happen. So I want to play some clips from that. And we'll talk about it because you have more information about getting him set up and getting him on the show. But first, we have to start with our official Stuttering John segment intro music. Gagee, yeah. So what do you want to listen to the show last week or hangs out in our sub Reddit?. Well, no, that Chrissy had Stuttering John on the show explained to him that she believes he dabbles in comedy. And this threw Stuttering John for a loop.

He did not know how to react to it. Got very offended and it turned into a, into a whole thing, which I thought you handled brilliantly. So I want to play a clip from you for, for you. This is Stuttering John talking about that incident. You know, I do just want to say something. I don't want to mention this ditty chick's name because I don't want to give her, that's all she wants.

Could you imagine if I had like Greg Olyar on? Chris, have you heard this yet? Yes, this is Stuttering John's podcast, really, because most recent. Yeah, talking about how you're, you want to just want to use your name. All right, it's keep going. All right. Like, you know, Rick Wilson on, you know, and I said, I hear you dabble in politics. I mean, could you get any more disrespectful than that to a guest?

I mean, here I am. I do your show, I retweet your show. And then you have, and then you have the, whoo, retweet from Saturday, John, whoo, I rock, it's currency. My God. To insult me, if I've been doing stand up for 20 years and headlighting clubs across the country, and you have the balls to just like just insult me. And yeah, I shouldn't have got defensive. I should have just said, yeah, I also dabble in breathing you idiot. But now, either she's really comfortable with it. Come back a week later.

I just know it's a defensive. Good boy. At least it opened. It's totally never. Well, she took some advice. Sean's convinced Anthony Cumeer wrote the thing. He didn't, but her boyfriend did. Frank Palagrino who owns a comedy club.

Somebody find out who what comedy club that is so I cannot promote it. Good. Well, he must have said, hey, find you on what it is so I cannot promote it. Yeah. That doesn't even make sense. It doesn't make sense. Not even.

Can some of the jobs stop braiding with every sense? I don't know what the comedy club is. Can someone find out? Tell me so that I can That doesn't even make sense. No, even if you're doing a job, stop braiding that big sense. I don't know what the comedy club is. You can someone find out, tell me so that I can forget it. But he must have said, hey, get John Pistor. What a, what a bitch, man. Seriously. I do your show and this is the disrespect that you have for me.

Damn it, you know, I just, like, if you asked somebody to do your show, you know, have some respect. Now you're gonna go, well, John, we used to go on the street. Yeah, I would go on the street. I didn't ask him to do my show. Who does he think she is? Ali G? I mean, come on. That's the funniest part about all of this.

Is Stuttering John's background is fucking with people. That's what he uses. That's why he's famous And now we get so upset if you just don't know that he's a state of comedian or that that's like his main thing I was like a How would you know what going on here? This is the fucking the ego on this guy blows me away And a lot of people were like oh, you know, and I loved all the comments. I loved overwhelmingly really positive in my corner supporting me, which I totally appreciate. And like, John is in this lucky group of people, like fame and or fortune allows you the luxury

of becoming a relevant in a way that other groups of people. We kind of have to like fight and keep working. And he's lost all sense of like awareness perspective. He's like, he's like an old dude. And it's like, we should all be so lucky to coast off of something we did 20 years ago. But and he just doesn't know the difference between someone who is a standup and someone who does standup. And a lot of people have written to me in the comments,

like, hey, I've been following Stuttering John for years. I was a big fan of the Stern Show. I also had no idea he did stand up. And that's the thing. It's like, he came famous from Stern and then maybe just did appearances. That's what I admit by dabble. I'm like, you're an appearance comic.

You're like, when people think of Chris Katan, they're like, Oh, he got famous from SNL, but then he occasionally did stand up. Like, my mom went and saw him do stand up because he was Chris Katan. Was he good? No, but that's like, you know, everyone's got a different way into the stand up world. And it's like, I've been like grinding and working for 10 years. It's like, no, he's not, you know, going to Brooklyn to do two free spots for us, Lice, you know what I mean? I haven't seen him on any bloggers. I have like all across the country. Across the country, why have I not seen you perform anywhere

I've ever performed? Like at least Jeremy Piven is like I see his name on the marquee. You know, he's at least working and trying. The idea that he thinks he's a headliner, there's only one video of him doing standup on the internet. And it's at a barbecue restaurant in the Strait Mall. Pulling his shirt up. Yeah, I was with.

Yeah, I was kind of with you, Chrissy, and tell you started talking to Ashaboda, Chris Katan stand up. Okay. That guy's a genius at real knowing. Yeah, he's one of the goats. He's not a grinder. He's not somebody who was like, oh, yeah. He's on grinder. I was at the mics. You know, like was he doing stern

and then going to mics at the same time and like really working on his shit? I don't think so. Like, I mean, I've been around for 10 years. I feel like I would have heard of him doing stand up or seen him by now. And it's like, you don't have to explain to somebody more, Chris, and we all agree with you. Holy shit.

And not for a stand up comedy. He goes and he talks to Kevin Brennan and they're both miserable. And it's like literally misery loves company. It's like, and that not to sound like a new age, like hippie, but like whatever you obsess about, think about, focus on, will expand. So it's like, either he has to acknowledge that he's at a touch and people are not aware of him.

He either has to acknowledge that, or he can shit on me. What's easier to do? It's so much easier to shit on me and to say that like, the men around me are putting words in my mouth. Like that's the most misogynistic shit I've ever heard. Like I can't come up with my own thoughts.

No, like I haven't been doing a crazy fucking conspiracy, libertarian, focused comedy, focused podcast for the last like six months, pretty hardcore. Oh no, but it's much easier to think that fucking Anthony Cumia or my boyfriend told me what to say. Chrissy, I have to address this because he said, Frankie, her boyfriend, Frankie Paul Greeno, must have told her to say that. And so in our subreddit, a user named Frankie P614 said, wow, I had nothing to do with the deadly common at all. What a disillusioned moron. So I'm guessing that actually is your boyfriend.

That's it. Yeah, that's him. That's hilarious. We're all up in the reddit. I love it. All right. So we're on in a show because what I love about Centering John show is that the chat room fucks with them and eggs him on to say stuff. So they fuck with them and they get in the talk more about you, Chrissy. Adam Henkler just going off. It was a great time on Misery, Misery loves company. It just came out today and it's Kevin Brown's podcast. And you know, he couldn't, he couldn't have been more gracious to me as opposed to that freaking dits that, you know, I do her show.

And then this, this dits has the aud know, I do her show. And then this, this did has the audacity. I do her show. I DM her, man, I was fine, you know, and then she writes, and then she starts we tweeting and liking people trashing me. This is how you handle your guests, your guests, you idiot. That was wrong with you.

What? And the only reason I'm even bringing it up again is because Kevin Brennan just flat out called it a C word. You know, and just said that she's trying to get an SNL. She's trying to be controversial. But you're saying you know what? I didn't realize I was trying to get an SNL. This is the first I'm hearing of it.

If you're trying to get an SNL being controversial is not the way to do that. This has been proven. That's trying to be controversial. Yeah, it's like we I contacted Senator John because I knew he would be an easy get. He's always doing more and he's always doing these other shows. He has nothing to promote. He's not even he can't even manage to get on an outdoor show. Like he's like does I was like, don't have you done any shows in the last six months because they've been happening on rooftops. And you know, who knows that?

Real fucking working comics who want to get up, know that. Right. Well, everything's been canceled. I was like, you're so out of touch. Like if you really wanted to get on a show, you could find one of these like, speak easy outside whatever shows. I was surprised he didn't bring up.

He pretended that he had a gig in Japan that was canceled. It was gonna pay him $10,000. Like, all right, I get it. This is like rock stars and things that are big in Japan. But stuntering John from the Howard Search Show. Who the fuck, who know movie is it Japan? Oh my God, I'm so respectful. Oh, John saw.

So much respect for the stunt that it John. Oh, I was sh you and bring that up so Chrissy there's a poll in our sub right now it says Who you got in this flaccid clash of WATPs mortal enemies country ginger or bloated loser and Chrissy congratulations country ginger of 58 to 6 So you're good.

I thought it. I thought it in that. You voted for the for the country. Ginger, I actually voted for John because he needed help. Yeah, I did. So Kevin Brennan called you the seaworth. What do you think about that?

He called me controversial. That must be it. That must be it. He called me cute. That must be it. Yes. Do you have a thing with Kevin Brennan? I know you guys run the downward.

No, no, I don't have a thing with him at all. It's kind of weird because when I was pitching a wet spot last, I started pitching it last summer. And I was calling him for advice and he was like really nice to me. And I had done Mizorlough's company at least a couple times, you know, since he's had it at the comic strip. So it's so weird that like there's this weird beef. I don't know if he feels like he has to have beef with me to be interesting. I don't understand it because we've always been cool.

But for some reason, like he won't do my Chrissy Mayer podcast and it's weird because he was like, oh, well, I can't do anything with compound media. But it but yet he does wet spot live at the stand, which we did, buns back before the lockdown. And it's weird, because most people don't even remember Kevin from that show, what they remember is Rich Voss telling off Madeline Monroe, which sparked this whole drama.

You know, he said to her like, oh, I guess they're letting anybody do porn now, because she's a porn star. It got a big laugh because it's like, yeah, anybody can be a porn star, just like anybody can do comedy or whatever. So I don't understand why Kevin feels like he's got to create and maintain,

he's with me, like, love to have mom if you won't do it. Like, I don't need him to do it. I think that's possible. He kind of just said that in passing. Like, oh, she's just trying to be a fucking guy and do whatever, but like, it wasn't, you know, it wasn't like he hates her. It was actually, it's just like that's how he is about everyone, you know what I mean? Yeah.

I think that's as stick is being in a fight with everyone. And oh, yeah, his brother's well, I'm more talented and famous than he is. I think those are the two things that he does. It's got to be hard. Yeah. I know that he bashes W-A-T-P a lot. So I don't have any love for the guy. Hey, um, Chrissy, you had talked about trying to get set up with Stuttering John when you

had him on the show was difficult. Do you want to talk about, uh, this guy's prowess and technology? Wow. Yeah, that's a thing. It's like I've had so many day jobs where I've worked for old men who are out of touch with their own, just like, phones and like, can It's like I've had so many day jobs where I've worked for old men who are at a touch with their own just like phones and like can't even like turn on their printer. So this very much reminded me of that. He first really wanted to do, when you start a Zoom, you don't have to start recording it.

So the Zoom was up and I'm like, okay, he needs help getting set up. He wanted to do it from outside. He really wanted to do the show from him sitting on his porch or at a table outside. Like he just really wanted to do it. He wanted to enjoy the day and do the show. I mean, at least he wasn't doing it from like a little league game. I gotta give him that. But so he wanted to go from outside. The reception was horrible. I was like, John, I'm like, uh, why don't you try going inside? And he's like,

I guess, I guess I can go up to the studio. I'm like, you have a studio, you've had a studio at the whole time. You're not even trying it in the studio. Oh, I'm so not worthy of having you on my show. I'm not even worthy of you doing it from where you have reception from your fucking actual studio. I'm like, Chrissy, is it from where you have reception from your fucking actual studio. I'm like Chrissy isn't okay if I was thinking he's gay. I'm not a show. I'm not a show. I'm not a show.

I mean, I'm not a show. You didn't know that I'm fairly gay. We gotta talk about this. So we hit on you at the very end of the show. Which was the funniest thing. Like, we should get a drink sometime after you guys have had this confrontational conversation. What? Is this just what he does?

Is this just like his usual sign off with people? Like, we'll go get a drink sometime. Ugh. To be fair, he's such a raging alcoholic that he does ask every guy and girl that he talks to to get a drink sometime. So, move. So, and I'm like, I'm the last chick to like call misogyny,

but like, hearing back the clips, even his latest things, I'm like, I feel like this guy's really a massage-anistic. He can't comprehend that a female comic can have views that aren't far left. I think it blows his mind that I'm in the middle and I fuck with people on the right and the left and I want to talk about stuff and he clearly got upset

that I wasn't just guessing him on all things anti-Trump. And I think that goes to show you he's not surrounding himself with people that are going to challenge any of his ideas. He just goes into orange man bad mode, which isn't that interesting. So So he hates Trump. He has. Yes. He just goes to show.

He doesn't show the only talks about trying to get what he calls the do-tired out of office. And he just brings down his left wing extremists to talk about nonsense for two hours at a time. Oh, yeah. So give back to what you said. He finally goes up to the studio. So it's working. I'm like, Oh, God, I'm like, All right, he's in the studio. I mean, this is still uttering John. You know, he's probably got to have a professional set up. And you know, you would think and it's six months of lock down. I mean, if you're calling yourself a non-dabbling

professional comedian and you don't have it like a dope set up at this point, a professional mic, you know, Wi-Fi that works, then that's really pathetic. The Barbarolo. Do you have Wi-Fi? Can we use Wi-Fi?

Yeah. Hold on, Chrissy, I'm hot spotting from the pizza ria downstairs. Chris, I was like, I've done, you know, I'm like, Barry Ribs has a better setup than you. And he's doing shows from outside of a coffee shop in New York City. Man, and I was like, all you need is a fucking $150

microphone and decent Wi-Fi. And he seemed to not be able to pull that together. And then a few minutes, maybe 15 minutes in the show, he just zoomed and froze and stayed that way the whole time. And I didn't want, he's like, oh, we could stop. I'm like, I was just, I was like, I don't want to risk losing you entirely. You're hanging on by a thread to begin with. So I'm just talking to his frozen face the whole time.

The funniest part is that he used to actually have a studio when he was with Royce. When he first started the Southern John podcast, they were in a studio. They had a producer. He had a co-host. He has fallen so far. It just was like revenge is this Royce? No, that Royce is come on. I was like, I'm a crush.

I can't. I can't. I'm glad to measure him. He was with a guy named Royce who was just a big stern fan. And so when he moved out to LA, he made friends with people who like Howard Stern. And they're like, oh, yeah, I've heard of you. I've heard you had the stern. Wow. God, yeah.

This is what I don't understand. I've been doing it for 10 years, which I'm realizing now that I'm at this point, that that is nothing in the scheme of a lot of these guys that are just now making it, making a name for themselves, even like Joe List, who I interviewed the other day, he's been doing it 20 years. Like you have to be doing it. So I know that I'm nobody

and I also didn't expect him to know who the fuck I was, but I had done his show months ago. So it's usually kind of a normal thing. Like, okay, I'll do your show. You'll do a mind show. Like the ego on this guy, like, oh, it's like a great honor for me to even have him on my, how dare I challenge him? How dare I not know every single thing about his life?

You know, it's like, yeah, I had some questions down written about the Stern Show, because some of them are facty and based in certain years. And I didn't wanna come off like, yeah, I had some questions down written about the Stern show because some of them are facty and based in certain years. And I didn't want to come off like sounding like I didn't know. He's known because of this Stern show. He's not known for being a stand up. Right. There's two things people know about Southern John is that he was on the tonight show and he was on Howard Stern. Those are the two things anyone

would know about him. And the fact that he would get outraged that you don't know he's a state of comedian is it says a lot about his low self esteem and his psyche That so true. It was the same energy of like you call a girl fat And she spends the next two months posting flattering photos on Instagram like where she looks then It was like the same same energy because that's a thing if he believed in himself and any real standup comic is like They know they know where they're at. They don't need to prove that to somebody. Like if someone said it to me,

you'd be like, oh yeah, I dabble here, dabble there at doing shows. It's a fucking word. Like if a word has that that much power over you, then you have some shit to work on. And it's like, maybe you're not working that hard. I don't know. I mean, like, I really was not trying to fuck with him

or troll him. Well, Chrissy, I think the problem is is that he was pretty smashed when he was talking to you on the show. I seem like he had, I know that you had a glass of wine. He was drinking beer when I could see what he was doing. And then he froze up. I think he was drinking a lot. I have a clip from a recent episode where he talks about his drinking. And this is a bit alarming.

Now I realize I'm talking to Chrissy Ryan who slept in because he got drunk last night, producer Chris and I are drinking beers. So I realized the irony in playing this clip, but it's still funny. And just for your information, Mondays and Tuesdays, I exercise and work out take off Wednesday, Thursday and Friday exercise and workout and Saturday and I take off Sunday. That's how I do it. And that's why I'm in impeccable shape. But I have to be because, you know, you drink 12, 13 cause lights at night, you know, you're going to have to maybe even 14 if it's a good one. 15 maybe if I'm really, you know, like, like, tonight might be a big

one because I got the Yankees and the NFL. So it is, it'll be a long night. It's been my experience in alcoholics always exaggerate on the low end of how much they drink. If he say he drinks 15 beers at night, that could be 30. Yeah. Who breaks about drinking cores light every night? Who do we eat later? Brad Poyce, that too. Yeah, and then also I'm drinking 15 beers then my head's always sore

because I have to crush every can. I'm really, I was doing a keg stand. Keg stand. Well, Chrissy, I'm really excited about this story arc and the redemption on W ATP. The story arc. The Chrissy story arcs been going on for over a year now.

Yeah, we've been in a fight for like a really long time. Oh, really? Yes. Oh, yeah. We had a big beef. Chrissy called into my show. Well, first she, she lied to me and said she couldn't be on the show because of some bridal showers or something.

And then she called into the show from a wittily game where she had terrible reception. So we've had a little bit of a beef, but this is our... Yeah, it was my boyfriend's kids little league game and I was like, oh, I can do it all. Like I can support this kid and also do this podcast, which I very quickly learned. I'm like, oh, God, this

is just not working. There's no more of all this people yelling. There's like, it's fucking people are handing gay rates out and props to both of you guys because like, what a way to repatch up the feud then to like call in and talk about a different feud. Yes, right. We bond over our hatred for stuttering, job. What a better way to bond than that. I said, thing is like you can be, there's all the ego. That's what really ruins him. Like if he just know that not everybody knows about you and it's like if people don't know about you,

just keep working so that everybody know, like, I don't know, it's a really weird thing to get but heard about that a random like comedian podcaster girl like didn't know that you're out there crushing it. It loves. Right. And I've seen a stand up. Hey, play some, play a stand up clip or is it good? Oh, I could, I could find it for you.

It has a bit about like something where he lifts up his stomach and it's like, oh, come makes you look younger and then he lifts up his top and he's like, I have a belly of a 17 year old. That was really like, that was the big finish of what I saw. Right, he was coming on his stomach. Yeah, he first came on his stomach after jerking off and he pulls his underwear up and he goes, this is how I clean it up and he just pulls it down against his stomach

and like, he pulls his semen into his pubes, I guess. Or someone else is coming on his stomach.. Or someone else coming on his stomach. Yeah, whoever's coming on, so it's a hilarious bet. Kevin Brennan now, yeah. I know, it's not, it brings the room down. All right, Chrissy, thank you so much for coming, guys. It's been great to talk to you. Well, thanks, guys.

I'm glad that we made up. I am too. So heartwarming. Yeah, I love you guys. Later, Chrissy. Bye. Bye, Chrissy. Couple more things I want to play from Stuttering John because

again, he's, we have the people who troll him, who just give him WATP show references. And he's the run burgundy of podcasting. He just reads whatever he's he's shown to him. Charlie Kelton, can you tell my girlfriend, Vic, hello, and good luck in the military, Vic, hello, and good luck in the military. Good luck, Vic, at the day V. So, John goes on to explain why we make fun of him. It's like that other idiot, Carla, whatever. Obsessed with me.

You know, if I wasn't relevant, then why are you so obsessed with me? Why? Because you're jealous. I've, I've maintained relevancy. Still to this day, you guys are Nobody cares about you. Nobody knows your name. So nobody knows your name would be, it would probably work better if he didn't say like that guy Carl. If he didn't refer to our these podcasts all the time and say my name and go nobody knows about you guys. Well, most of your kids does. It's interesting like, these guys that have just like a straight up,

like they talk like an Italian mobster. It's always so funny. And I'm relevant to this day. Is that relevant? Good news. Say, you know, I'm a good fucking people. The fish is and you're like, all right, is that what you are? Are you in the mafia? Well, according to him, we're the mean ones and he's the good guy. Where are the mean ones? And he's the good guy. I'm not the mean one. It's all these guys beat me up everywhere.

I'm the nice one. I don't attack any of these people. I don't even mention their names. Wait, you just mentioned my name every episode. Why can't you play these clips? What are you talking about? So I love what John does is that he has to list all of his accomplishments. And this proves that he's relevant and that he's still famous and there's no reason

for us to make fun of him. A year and a half ago, I pranked the president, I made global news. Have you done anything so creative? He's talking to me directly here. By the way, that was over two years ago. The time I was getting sure, sure, last week I called the president. Now it was June of 2018 that you did that, John. And nobody cares.

I just made a national news and in England with James Carville. I just made, again, a month ago for my lawsuit. I'm always in the news. Are you guys, I don't think though. He's always in the news. The lawsuit is a joke. The reason why that's in the news is because people are goofing at you.

What did he do? What's the Trump? What's the, what did he do with Trump to make national news? So he was able to get in touch with him pretending he was Bob Menendez, the, the Senator. And he was able to connect with him while Trump was on Air Force One and the conversation,

so this is a prank call from a comedian is how it's promoting. If you listen to this call, Ryan, there is nothing funny at all. Right, but I mean, that's that I'll give him that. That's funny. Yeah. It would have been great if he just dropped a Bapa Booey or something. He could have made it funny so easily. Instead, he literally was talking about policy. As if he was a senator. It's insanely terrible. Oh, I called, yeah, yeah, I called tech services in light of my identity.

And then I talked to him about computer parts for 20 minutes. Then he would know that I was actually right in law talking to him 20 minutes. I didn't even know that it was actually right in the long talking about it. I don't even have a warranty. I fooled that. That's fucking amazing. All right, last clip I want to play from Stuttering John. He talks about Reddit and how Reddit hates him, but he doesn't care about that. And just a few points I want to point out to this.

But yeah, you know, so I go and Reddit, I'll see all the people trashing me. I don't really care. You have these podcasts out there who can't resist talking about me. They love me. They love me. And that's the thing, they all know who I am.

And by the way, really, if ask yourself this and of all the people who left the Stern Show, who has maintained a relevancy, please, I'll wait. It's fairly easy. Me. I know. It's a good fight. I just played the clip. I'm like, all right. Everyone get the joke.

I'm moving on. Who is more relevant than Stuttering John? Who left the Stern Show? Ah, Billy West would come to mind. Arnie Lang, Mitch Faitel would come to mind.

Who's he comparing himself to grillow and Steve Langford? Are these? I don't know what he thinks. What's the competition here? Is he up against KC Armstrong? What are we talking about? I bet you beetle juice still does numbers. If he's a chef, for sure. Eric, the actor probably has more followers on Twitter to this day. Oh, that was one of the funny things in the world. It's changing from the miracle to the ninja. The actor. I know. I love that guy.

So the other thing that's funny about John talking about how Reddit hates him is that John is created in alias, a fake alias called Joseph Kelly on Reddit. And he goes around and just posts how awesome Saturday John is. You should check out the Saturday John show and then he asked people, yeah, dude, you got to see it. It's so funny If you go to Joseph Kelly's history and just look at what he wrote everywhere. He's like, oh Suttery John's just out there promoting Suttery John That's amazing. It's amazing. I love it. He does seem to have feuds with everyone though

I guess that you know the the problem is I guess like all those stern guys It kind of was like that was their whole Stick is like getting an argument with everyone and that's like the only way they like know how to you know kind of Grow as to get on all these fights or whatever, but then they don't do the other thing It's like you do the fight and then like make good stuff, but it's like those guys just do the fight Well right and the reason why it works on Howard Stern is because millions of people are listening to you every morning So it gets people talking and it makes it interesting. If you're just on the Stuttering John show on a YouTube channel, no one's ever heard of,

and you're talking about Carla, huh, the hot Carla, he's a jerk. Okay, no one cares, no one's paid, no one's paid, no one's been listening to you. Are people who came because we were making fun of you. So it's not working anymore. So have you guys had a feud with St and John for like a long time as well. It's been a couple of years. Yeah. Oh, wow.

You know why? It's funny because what we do is we we roast podcasts and we know I know I know I know. Yeah. Right. And we chose his podcast and and Kevin and I came on and we made fun of his podcast. Most podcasters either ignore us or they're in on the joke and they play along. John did the exact wrong thing. He's threatened to sue us and break my legs. So as soon as that happened, I'm like, okay, it's odd now, motherfucker.

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Anthony Cumia was talking, Ryan, you got a minute. Can you hang out? Okay. I want to be conscious of your time. So let me know. Don't be conscious of my time. I owe you for waking up late. I'll do everything.

I agree. I'm not even supposed to. I agree with that. Anthony Cuvia was, this is a funny clip because what happened was Anthony was talking about, by name of Farrell and Kevin Brennan, what Kevin Brennan's coming up again, they were talking shit about Anthony being a right wing nut on Kevin Brennan show. And so Anthony addresses that. And then as he's addressing that, he remembers that Stuttering

John did the same thing where people were talking about, he thought that Anthony was talking shit about him, so he lost his mind and he does a little impression here. They were very complimentary. I wasn't going to pull a Stuttering John and come here and go, if true, did you talk about my kids Anthony? Because if true, did you talk about my kids' Anthony? Because if true, I will come there and I'll cock Roach in my house. Yeah, he goes off on a tear.

And then the next day he's like, oh, I found out it wasn't true. So I've forgot it. After saying he wanted to kill me and what have you. So I don't know. I'm glad Anthony heard about that. I hope he heard it from our show. After saying he wanted to kill me and what have you so I don't know. I'm glad Anthony heard about that. I hope he heard it from our show. That was very funny when the chat room got them all riled up. Anthony, who is talking about your kids? He is? Oh, kill that guy!

Why are you listening to random trolls on YouTube, you idiots? Oh, that's all of you. That's all of you from the chat, messing with them. Yeah, people in the chat tell him shit. Oh, the other thing that he does, and we'll stop talking about, but the other thing he does is that he thinks the people, whatever their screen name is, it's the real person. So he thinks that I'm in there,

fucking with him all the time. He's like, oh, I'll tell you something, Carl's like, that's not me, Tommy. I'm not into fucking chat room. Oh, yeah, Forest Winnaker. You wanna come and talk shit? You know, you got nothing better than that? I'll tell you some of Tom Cruise. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, Forest Winnaker I'll tell you some of Tom Cruise maybe you do your own stunts, but you're still five foot six All right, fuck yeah, I'm always like you know

You can see why people are like fuck I wish these like people on the chat room stop messing with people on there Like well, it has to stop working so good first. That's what John doesn't understand. He's like, people on the chat room, he's not messing with people on the, you're like, well, it has to stop working so good first. That's what John Dawson understands. He's making this happen. He's such an idiot. This is a quick assignment that we're gonna do. Bringe of the week. Bringe of the week. And this is actually a cringe of the week follow up.

We've never done this before. But last week, I played the Joe Rogan experience because Joe Rogan was off his game And he had Adam Curry on there and he's getting killed right now. Yeah He had Adam Curry on and I'm courteys trying to talk about the federal reserve and printing money and whatever and For some reason he brought up Toyota trucks cost $5,000 in the 70s down to $50,000 and Joe Rogan just started talking about Toyota trucks For like seven minutes straight like it's not the point. We're not talking about Toyota's but okay, so Apparently Joe Rogan has gotten the feedback that he didn't do a great job interviewing Mr. Curry and this is Adam

Talking about that on his show no agenda. So Joe called me yesterday and He says Hey, man, we need to do a doover. And he started apologizing. I said, no, no, I apologize because I was also completely focused on a couple of things I wanted to talk about. And I didn't read the room right. And we took us three hours to get started. But we both agreed.

The biggest problem we had is that we weren't using headphones. He said, man, the headphones, it made me act completely differently. I'm going to use that excuse. The next time I put out a terrible podcast, well, Carl, you were off your game. Yeah, I didn't have a headphones on. So how can I possibly broadcast professionally? Well, Joe Rogan, if you're listening, if I was to make a recommendation for a podcast, cast that doesn't need headphones and can still perform, that would be Ryan Long. So if you

want to get at me, yeah, just, just don't try to do that in the morning. That would not be a good time to get Ryan log on. Are you familiar with Oby from Opie and Anthony? Yeah, of course. I don't like no, I'm because I moved to New York kind of like after he was out of the mix. Right. Yeah, I know you're from Canada. So I don't know if they had Opie and Anthony there. If you ever heard you know what it was, it was like it was stern was way bigger, but then Opie and Anthony sort of had a second life in like YouTube clips that kind of became the like something everyone talks about But it was all from like watching the clips with you know the usual suspects and stuff So Opie was on a show called the wide world of dogs and this is a show with Doug Benson and Doug Mellard and

He was on there with with Judy Gold, which is a whole other thing, but this is Opie trying to fire off a joke that totally bombs. And I just find this to be hilarious. Somebody actually sent this into me. This joke, he's talking to two guys named Doug and he tries this joke out. Well, I was gonna say my real name is Greg and the only name I hate more is Doug. Right. He thought that was gonna get like this big like, wow, yeah.

That is a stupid name that we both have. Who are you, Sophie? Good one. Judy Gold is on the show and Judy Gold wrote a book. Opie read the book because he wanted to get Judy on as a guest on his podcast. And Judy blew him off and it pissed him off quite a bit. Okay, we had an awkward moment because she told me about her book. I read it in a day, day and a half, and I'm thinking, oh, well, now we need to podcast. So I said, where are

we going to podcast? And then I don't hear from Judy for now we need to podcast. So I said, where are we going to podcast? And then I don't hear from Judy for like two or three days. So then you know, the, uh, uh, I was, came out and I was like, Judy, what the fuck, man? I thought we're going to podcast and then talk about this wonderful book. You, you wrote, and then she hits me with both my kids have opened. Even when Opie's telling the story, he's still an asshole.

He would think that he would try to make a scene like he wanted the biggest prick in the world. They'd take him out of how I shot at this 50 year old woman for not coming out my show. He's gonna be the hero of that story. Hey, and instead it's like, oh, her kids at COVID. Yeah, fairly reasonable. Yeah, fairly reasonable.

And I will help paranoid Opie as a person, which he proves in this clip. So I do want to podcast Opie, because I haven't talked to him. All right, but then it was so uncomfortable, because then I'm like, I'm thinking to myself, did she just blow me off? And now she's using her kids?

No. You know, I know now, Judy. I'm just saying, but that's how we all think, because we're all paranoid. Sounds a bit. I know. So O I'm just saying that's how we all think is world paranoid sons of me now So all we things everyone's lying to him and I think he might be right. I think he might be honest I'll be there when people are like yeah, I'm really busy. I can't be on your show. I don't think they're all that busy I think they're Chrissy Mayer-ing him That's just my take out I could be wrong

Judy Gold did like it's she's the one who kind of like was, you know, coming out again, Shane Gillis, and then she wrote a book about like, free speech. Is that my thing? Is that the one she did? Oh, is that what her book is about? I'm pretty sure that she wrote in a book about how like comics need to be able to say whatever they want or something like that. Oh, jeez. I think he was that kind of crazy because you're like, wait a second. Yeah, Judy Gold has not been relevant since I think evening at the improv was K outsold in 1991. She is. I exclusively know her from the Shangulous incident.

Okay. Well, there you go. I saw her on the roast of Rich Voss, which was from the seller. It was amazing. The lineup was outstanding. Judy Gold bombed. She was so terrible. But I think they just had to try to get a female comedian on there and she was she was brutal. Ryan, are you familiar with Brian Johnson from Tellum's Steve Days or Tellum's Steve Dave or comic book men? No. So Brian Johnson is a guy who has a show

with Eric Nagel, Iraq, from Opian Anthony on the compound media network called would you kindly and Brian Johnson has come on W ATP. He was a guest host that we had on one time, which was awesome. And he also is a big fan of W ATP. I saw him join our Patreon recently, which I was very excited about. Brian, thank you so much for the support. We appreciate it. And he had some nice things to say about us on a recent episode of Wood

You Kindly. So I figured I would would play that because that's what I like to do out here. Oh, I have to re-sac you for introducing me to who are these podcasts. Oh, yeah. I've done something that I've never done before and that's go back and started listening to the entire catalog. Oh really? I've never binge a podcast before but the newer episodes that were coming out, I liked them so much, I was like, why am I not? Because that's if somebody was like, Hey, where should I start with Tom Steve Dave? I'm always like, Hey, go back to the beginning, because then you'll get all the references and shit. Luckily, you don't really need that many callbacks with his.

So I can listen to the new ones while still catching up on the old ones. So I'm like 75% that's amazing. Right. That's awesome. I'm really glad that you're checking out the show. One of the things that I've introduced Brian and Eric Nagel to is Patrick Michael. Yeah. Any introduce me to this too is Patrick Michael. Yeah. And he introduced me to this guy Patrick Michael. Who I'm like, how did I live

without this guy? I'm in my life. I haven't been very, I haven't been public about that at all, but I love this because he's got like six or seven different names. And he does like a dozen different podcasts that never work out. But yeah, I became fascinated with this guy too when they would start playing clips of this guy. And just the mindset of, it's very, it's very opi-like. It's the mindset of, here are how you should do things. Here's how you should broadcast.

Here's how what attracts an audience. And it's automatically, I will not do what you tell me. I will not do what you recommend.. I will not do what you recommend. In fact, I'm going to do the exact opposite because who are you to tell me how to do anything? That's, uh, Iraq. And I love that analysis because I see that too. There's a lot of opian Patrick Michael. If opian never become rich and famous, he'd be the same person.

More Patrick Michael talk. He looks like a guy that worked at Hot Topics. Like he's got the earring. Not the earring. One of those, the gauges in his ears and tattoos and then apparently his kids that he doesn't take care of and has a spouse that he doesn't like and hides in the closet and just podcasts all the time.

But yeah, that Patrick Michael guy is fascinating. All right. I want Patrick Michael. I want to see what it looks like. Yeah, Patrick Michael has a bunch of podcasts that we've broken down on here. Actually, if you look in the Discord chat, he's a lot of the emojis that people use

is actually Patrick Michael. But so Patrick Michael is the world's worst podcaster. And I can't get enough of them. And I'm really glad that Eric Nagle and Brian Johnson are also enjoying him. We got to get more Patrick Michael. So I've gone in fact, I was thinking about this Chris. I want to do a bonus episode next week.

And I think I want to do dead tonn. Maybe we've already done that, but who cares? We got to do dead tonn. So that way he makes new names so you guys can find it? No, I think it's just the worst at marketing ever. It's impossible to find his shows. He keeps changing his name, the names of his shows. He ended nine minute podcast.

He renamed it to under 10 minutes. I'm not joking. He renamed it under 10 minutes, just to put out an episode saying, I'm no longer going gonna do this show anymore. And if you wanna hear it, you gotta go on our Patreon. That's what we should review. The final episode of Niamh in a podcast.

Oh, I'm with some dead town. Glad I could help. Don't you think we should do that next week? Anything Patrick, Michael. Yes. I'm on board with. All right, so if anyone's listening who wants to co-host that with me, shoot me a down. That's so funny. Yeah, cuz basically I guess he was like

I'll just oh we I did this podcast. There's nine minutes. I'll call the nine minute podcast then the next episode's 11 minutes And he's like fuck It would go over 10 minutes and that people would give him shitty guys. He goes guys. It's not literal It's not literally like it doesn't have to be exact. He died minutes Kind of should be kind of literal right kind of should be because he's basing it on a show called the 10 minute podcast Yeah, exactly no, it's six minute abs. All right. Oh, by the way if you wanted to know with the 9 minute Podcast intro theme sounds like it sounds like this I've been corrected on this. I thought he was saying it's the intro yeah of the 9 minute podcast. Apparently he's saying how long does the intro last to the 9 minute podcast?

I heard the four. What is he talking about on the podcast? What's his? That's a great class. How many minutes there are. Literally talks about podcasting. He gets out and he's like, so I got a new microphone. I'm using my new mic. I'm holding it today. I don't have it holstered. I'm holding it in my hand. Eight minutes left. I'm not joking, that's what the show is. It's amazing. Every now and then we'll read a Wikipedia entry. Here's a fun fact. Merlin Statebird is the oriel.

I'm like, whatever. All right, last clip I want to play from, would you kindly, it's the greatest endorsement we've ever gotten. And then, you know, he's relentless on Obi-Wan stuttering, John. John, yeah. It's just amazing. It almost is, the show almost encourages you not to think because he's so spot on with

his analysis of everything. Right. That you're, it's just fed to you. It's like, sopranos, there's a website called sopranos autopsy, which, which, you know, I'd read the episode and I'm like, oh, I didn't see this or this in it. So it's like a smarter person breaking it down for you so that you can just get like the nuts and faults. It's just fed to you and then you can enjoy all the good parts. And they look, yeah, he's right. Hope he does suck. enjoy all the good parts. Yeah, he's right. Hope he does suck.

Thank you very much, Brian. I appreciate that. Okay, I love you. That's a high praise right there. I really appreciate that. Ryan, I really appreciate that you came on the show today. And I want to talk about the Boyz cast, which is your podcast. I've been binging that recently. That's a lot of fun. You're pretty much sure that by yourself, right? Yeah, yeah. I just do it in my, uh, my apartment, which is really impressive that you can just rant on things for an hour without bouncing it off of anyone, which is what I almost had to do today. Well, you know, I do a little bit with, no, I do a little bit what you do, too, though, because I do, uh, I like go through articles and stuff like that. Yeah, that was what Akumi actually said. I heard him say that when I first got you guys,

anyone that's really great at broadcasting, that's been doing it for a long time, should be able to do two hours of a day, just talking with no problem. And I was like, all right, maybe that's true. Well, your fan page is again. The boy's cast is the podcast for the boys. The only show for the boys.

No girls allowed. No girls. And we do have electric fusion software. So if you're a girl and try to listen to it, it will shock you. I love it. Dude, I this happened yesterday. I did. Okay, so I went to this convention with all these like super rich people.

And some guy wants to make a movie with me and they're like billionaires there. And then I did it. This is fascinating. I don't know how you had time for all the shit. Yeah, I am. It was a little tight, but you know, I kind of had to work around it like I finished some stuff and it was three days. It was this whole thing. But the important part is that I did a podcast about things I said. And then they called me back like furious and they called the guy that brought me they like yelled at him and then they called me back like furious and they the guy that brought me they like yelled at him and then they called me and they go dude there's like a NDA to be here and you can't be saying those things and they're like we're gonna sue you. Oh no. Yeah dude and and the guy I got like three phone calls and emails and

everyone was like fury and it was one of those things where it's like these are like legitimate like billionaires and they're saying like you signed an NDA we're gonna see blah blah blah and I they just I go gay gay so I had to take it down and then it was like quite the day yesterday I was like shit man I got and then like looking back I go first of all fuck these people but second of all looking back I'm like I guess like it was a bit much what I did. We can say specifically what the convention was. I didn't say what the convention was and I didn't say the names of anyone, but I don't know. I don't know if I'm right or wrong, but I do. It doesn't it doesn't really matter because I had no choice.

Like when you're threatening to get like sued and I'm not like I don't know money like that that I got. Well, I subscribe to your show. So I already downloaded it to my phone. So I'm able to listen to it. But yeah, that's exactly there was anyone that's could, you know, they got to listen to it. But I guess it won't be on the YouTube. Dude, it was a debacle. The guy, guy called it also the guy that like is my friend. He kind of called and was like, dude, like he, he thought I was going to tell him to

fuck himself. Cause so he was really like, dude, like, please, please, please. This is gonna make my life hell. Can you please take this down? Oh, man. That's fucking funny. By the way, I know that your show is just for boys, but Chrissy Mayer is asking to be on your show. She's in the show. I think, so I've said this. Again, most of my show is just me. But but so I only do like a guess like once a

month. So it's, you know, even if I do four guests, that takes like four months, right? Is that the math? But I think I'm allowed to have girls as guests. They just can't listen. You got to go read the rules first. make sure. Got a double check, the charter. And the girls that have pledged their allegiance to the boys. Also, Ryan has an amazing YouTube channel. I think that's probably what you're best known for. Are you ready to be? Yeah, the videos for sure.

Ryan Lawn Comedy is the, yeah. I don't release a video every single Monday. And I gotta tell you, I don't know how you pull these things together so quickly, because you put them out once a week and they look like they took months to produce. Yeah, I'm doing a, it's a bit of a grind, but I just try to give like super strict, like schedules where I go, okay, if I write, I have to write in like half a day, and that has to be that when I film, I like have to do half a day, I have to like organize a quick. And then when I edit, I only edit in three hours

and I kind of don't look back, you know what I mean? It's like the same. I won't go through it. Yeah, it's kind of very similar to that. Yeah, so it's, there is that thing where it's, people spend the 90, what do they say? You spend 95% of the time trying to make it 5% better or whatever it is.

Just like kind of have that too. Because a lot of people will say like, oh, this music's a little loud here. You know, like, oh, it's something that you spelled this thing wrong and I was whatever it is. Just like kind of have that too. Because a lot of people will say, like, oh, this music's a little loud here. You know, like, oh, it's something that you spelled this thing wrong. And I was like, okay, like so it's like currently going viral. So obviously no one gives shit. Yeah. How many millions of views did your video get?

All right. Why are we talking? What's going on? Hey. Yeah. Yeah. It's fantastic. Anyone who hasn't checked it out. I played yesterday.

So I did Roseanne's podcast yesterday. And that's her son likes the videos, and he was showing them to her. Oh, sweet. And then, yeah, he did it so cool. She's like a badass. He's like smoking cigarettes in the interview and stuff. It was like cool, but that's because of the videos, yeah.

That's awesome. Yeah, obviously you've gotten a lot of fans from those videos. And I actually played last week to tease you you were going to be on the show. Thank God you showed up. I played the porn star video. How did you pull that together? How did you get in touch with these ladies?

So I, I don't know if you know the website, the hard times.net. I do, yeah. Okay, so I, I was like, I ran the video department. I owned a part of that site. We sold it now. But, um, and Matt Sinkum still runs it. But I was, uh, I was doing all I ran the video department, I owned a part of that site, we sold it now, but Matt Sinkum still runs it. But I was doing all the videos for that and we got this sponsorship with Flashlight,

where they were giving us a bunch of money to make videos. So we were in LA doing a festival and then they were like, hey, the girl who knows me, she goes, hey, if you wanna do a video with these porn stars, we'll give you like a bunch of money or whatever. And then I was like, and we just came up with that concept and then just went and they were all there. Dude, it was weird.

The, first of all, I thought the funniest part was Riley Reid when we were doing that porn star video. She was having a conversation with someone that was working at the flashlight place because they're doing our video. They're also getting their pussy's mold and all this weird shit for flashlight. Like in the end and they go,

probably a typical day for that, but yeah. It was, yeah, they like do it. They, they was like a assembly line. Like they would mold their pussy. Then they would go do like a cam girl thing. And then they would come to our comedy video. It was fucking strange dude. But she was in a conversation with someone and she's like,

yeah, it's sort of weird. I'm in a fight with my boyfriend because he doesn't really like what I do and he's having some trouble with it. And, and then the other girls like, I, uh, boy friends can be weird. And I'm like, this is not. boyfriend because he doesn't really like what I do and he's having some trouble with it and the other girls like I Boyfriends can be weird. No, I'm like this is not The boyfriends can be weird. Let me even tell a cruise that guy's fine with that Yeah, yeah, dude. It was so strange. He was like some big DJ. I bet like a danger if you saw she cuz she looked like strange in the video because she was like

Fry dude because she looked like strange in that video because she was like, fried dude. It looked like it. Dude, the sound guy was like doing the thing. And he's like, you can just touch my dits, whatever. And he's like, I mean, I don't have to. I'm just putting this mic on you, ma'am. I wasn't gonna go down on you. He's like, I'm gonna touch him, you're a duchess. And he's like, I mean, I can put a mic on with it.

I thought that was the best. That was the best act I've ever seen out of Riley Reid. So congratulations. She was good. Yeah. Like, all said and done. She's like, yeah, she's pretty funny. Yeah, she might have another career.

Push sticking out. Like when we added it, we're like, is this fine? Push sticking out. Yeah, YouTube's fine. You know what I did for that video. So to make it, I don't know if this is anyone cares, but what I did was I made big cue cards like these Bristol boards and I wrote out the entire thing. So what I did was I just got all four people to just read it. And that was how I did it. So no one had to learn any lines,

no one had to learn anything. I just had 10 big Bristol boards and I just held each one in front of the person and they just read it verbatim. You found four porn actresses who can read. That's impressive. Dude, it wasn't smooth. It wasn't smooth. A few takes, I bet. I mean, you can see in the one thing where it's like, you know, she's obviously like hacking

through her lines. Now, you know that she read all of the other lines as well. That's hilarious. Like out of the, you know, 60 lines, those were the four best ones that she said. So anything else that you want to promote, do you have any gigs coming up or anything you want to talk about? No, man.

Yeah, the most important thing is to subscribe to my YouTube and Instagram and Twitter and everything's at Ryan long comedy And I do a video every Monday and then always cast with Ryan long. I got Scott Adams. I'm doing next weekend So that's kind of cool. No shit. That's all that's a deal, but yeah, yeah, it's an interesting dude. I know he's in so many turns to I like like He has all these like we have interesting Philosophy's on comedy and he made that book loser thing He's kind of got like 10 different. He's like sort of a self-help guy and then he's sort of like this. I hate Trump or like the Talking about Trump guy, then he has all these comedy philosophy is interesting human

I'm loving all of the the name dropping. That's going on today Well, though we got Scott Adams real sad We got Scott Adams, Roseanne. Roseanne was a name drop. Scott Adams is a promotion. He's on my podcast. It's coming up next week. Yeah, that's a good point. You can't say like, Hey, what are you doing?

He's like, Oh, I got my podcast got out and he's like, Oh, well, not to you don't. That actually is I'm TZ, but that actually is awesome. I'm looking forward to that. I did drop Riley. We dropped Riley Reid's name though. Yeah, why not? Dude, we felt like such losers there. Like, honestly, there is honestly there is you know when you're I don't know if you ever want to a strip club when you're

Like 15 or whatever and you sneak in and you kind of feel like a little kid That's how I felt a little bit with these people like I was like can you come make my comedy video please? And I could you please sign this postcard Yeah, dude, I felt like a little kid with these people All right, so that brings us to everyone's favorite part of the show This is the part of the show we play Cliff from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's W ATP To give people excited about it and get them interested because we're gonna do this again next week.

We do it all over again, Chris. I know, it's amazing. Here's a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing. Hi, my name is Red Thunder Woman. My married English name is Michelle Robinson and I use she and her pronouns. Native Calgaryen is being recorded on the lens of the Nitsitaphi, which

is the Blackfoot Confederacy. The Blackfoot South is the imposed US Canadian border, or the Blackfeet, and north of the border are the Sixika, Gennai, and Bugani and the Confederacy. These lands are now Treaty 7, signed September 22, 1877, with signatures that include the Blackfoot Confederacy, the Stony, Nicola, composed of the Wesley, Chinnake and Bearspot nations, and the Denne from the Soutineath. I acknowledge all First Nation, Mati, and Uitt's status, non-s status, across Turtle Island, as the keepers of these lands.

All non-indigenous are treaty partners with the government signing on your behalf. I honor the Blackfoot. I was born here in Calgary, or in Blackfoot, Malkinstus as Michelle, or Michelle Elliott, another English name, which is afforded me privilege in an English colonial world. This is a podcast called Native Calgary. I mean, we should have had right along on this one. Oh, that's funny. She's Canadian too. She's Canadian. She's from Calgary, but she's a native.

They love the land acknowledgments out there That's a Justin Trudeau every every time he does anything I'm gonna do a landing knowledge. Oh, I didn't know about that. Oh, it's crazy dude Who like just do I know this land belongs to blah blah. And he's like anyways. Let's talk about the economy Like every single time he does anything. He's always apologizing. That's Justin Trudeau's main thing He comes out and gives this shit about Calgary Is that like prime real estate? What do they have oil there? What's what's the why does anyone live there?

Could you explain this? No get Calgary's not totally like but fuck nowhere. Oh, okay. That's it. You that's like a Calgary's like, you know a fourth or fifth biggest city I don't know what the maybe like a city in the Midwest or something. Kind of like oil rig boys over there. Oh, so I want to point out I'm such an asshole. I'm really bad at podcasts, because sometimes Chrissy Mayer will be headlining TIFF's L House October 21st at 830 with Mike Figs. That's in Morris Point's New Jersey. I should have asked her about her plugs that I did not.

That was very mean of me. Chrissy May Mayor podcast. She's also on compound media, the wet spot with Chrissy Mayor. So definitely check that out. And Ryan, thank you so much for hanging out. Yeah, do things. Do it again. I know.

I appreciate it. I didn't sorry for waking up late. I feel like we're doing it. No worries, we usually do the show at two, but I have a wedding to go to later. So we try to do it right. So are you going to a wedding. Yeah, yeah, what's the wedding? What's the wedding? Who's wedding? Oh, it's some girl I know second marriage I know I'm looking forward to her third that should be a follow-on

It was supposed to be in Jamaica with socks as they were supposed to be in Jamaica next month the fucking COVID now Now it's something going to Spencer port. Not quite Jamaica. I love that podcast. The the she the the sheer. Obviously, like, everyone makes money. That's up in my chick. She said, she is like a new job. And they and they there was 10 people and they all had to like say their pronouns. And everyone said just their normal pronouns is like so no one here So can we just go on that hour? Everyone there's just like hey, I'm a guy and everyone's like yeah, no shit like what

We talking about that's hilarious All right, well right thanks. Thanks again for coming on. I'd love to have you back again sometime Yeah, dude, you've been awesome to talk to and. And like I said, I'm a big fan. So thanks for coming up. Dude, your podcast is killing it. I remember hearing about you and I was still in Canada. So you guys are fucking on the, on the come up or on the already up. One of the two.

These guys are, no one even knows who these guys are. Constantly have the upswing. Thanks. Thanks for being so crazy. Is it better to be on the upper on the, on the come up? I don't know. I don't know. All right, buddy. Thank you so much for having me. It's a better to be on the opera on the, I don't know. I don't know. Alright buddy, thank you so much for hanging out.

Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we found out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well reporting. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Get down and show these clothes right now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody.

Great job, everyone. I'm going to be doing this. I You know who are these podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense Vic is not here this week because she's out whale watching Fuck the whales, but I brought her fuck whales. I brought her on our crossover episode and she read reviews of the dick show to dick and Sean. It was actually really funny. They don't hear negative comments about the show as often as I do. They weren't ready for it. So it was actually a pretty good bit in my opinion. Again, that's on our Patreon. Patreon.com slash, who are these podcasts? For as little as $5 a month. Not only do you get our bonus episodes, but the whole back catalog of all the bonus episodes

that we put out, so definitely worth checking out. Okay, I mentioned that you don't have to call in to our line. You can just record them, be free and email to me, so it's higher quality, because a lot of times people on their phones, it sounds like shit, it's very difficult. So there's some people took advantage of this. Hey Carl I heard you like quality voicemails emailed to your inbox.

I'm just leaving you this high quality voicemail to give you this important message. this high quality voicemail to give you this important message. Vinnie is a fat retard. Call me back. That is quality. That is well done. That's how you do it people. Let's get another high quality voicemail here. Hey Carl. With Vic leaving the show, I as a non-patreonied douchebag, will like to cast my vote for Dijene as her replacement. The time has come and the fans deserve a review babe. We can finally masturbate too. Call me back. Alright, fair enough. So, we had another voicemailer. This is the guy who told us these friends with Patrick Michael on Instagram. Oh right. We got an update from him. Fascinated by this guys. This guy's story. Hey Carl and new voicemail response person. So I'm the guy who

was able to be led in on the exclusive club of a glitch Fredberg. The Instagram account of famous Michilian. Oh yeah we know. So some some deets here. He's got approximately one person liking each of his hundred ghosts and it's just dude. Now let's see. He's the host of the I'm No Joe podcast which is a Joe Rogan response podcast. Essentially it's about MMA. Let's see here. The description says we do it MMA. Let's see here. The description says, we do it with the most laid back intensity. You can manage from hardcore casual. So this dude might be interesting if you want an idiot bonus episode or something,

because I don't know what the quality is of this. The on-no-jow podcast. He seems to be buddies with Shane. I think he's giving Shaneane a some pitty like or something uh... anyways uh... coming back you're in that down crests i'm no joe sure duly noted my friend thank you for that update i'd mention that still in john had cockroaches in his house

and then he said yet the extroiter said i don't need to do anything that is going to find that, Stuttering John had cockroaches in his house, and then he said, yeah, the exterminators said, I don't need to do anything, they'll just go away, it's fine. So someone called in with a story about how exterminators actually operate. Carl, you ever met a fucking exterminator? I have a neighbor, 18 houses down, so I guess had a problem with rats. And this fucking exterminator drives all the way to my house and goes to every house on my block and says, Hey, oh, your neighbor missed a stone, so how to problem with rats. They could infect the entire area.

You should consider letting us come in for a free empty check or whatever fucking bullshit he has. What a fucking exterminator comes into somebody's house and goes, yeah, that's fine. I don't need a fucking check today. Yeah, no, he's finding this exterminerminator the same way he found his lawyer A grade well he may have had an exterminator in that recommended the green screen Yes, yeah, you know you get rid of these bugs Just put it the green screen. I won't know there's boxes and bugs everywhere. I Think that's called a producer. More so than the fuck's that. That exterminating. Good question. All right.

All right, this is a real listener with some real feedback for us. So again, take notes. Hey, Carl, I'm a real listener and this is how I talk. The teaser is not my favorite segment. Yeah, fuck. The teaser is not his favorite segment. No one's ever said that. I'm shocked.

I'm shocked to hear that. It's the best part. You're writing that down good. It's the best part of the show and everybody knows it. Apparently, I'm not great at ad reads. Carl, I am loving the ad reads for my bookie. Last week it was, if you have a gambling problem, you should go to my bookie.

That's a real good decision. And then this week it's, yeah, I've placed these bets. I'm fucking lost. You're not gonna lose them. You're gonna go to my bookie. Carl, this is like a stuttering John levels of fucking advertising man. What are you doing? Guys making some fucking boy they just signed out for three more wings. Oh man. All right, we got some review girl tryouts.

Hey Carl real tryouts. Hey Carl, just auditioning to be your next view girl because I'm just going to come out and say it, I'm trans. I can be a woman for you Carl. You know, I can do all the same things that Vic does. You fucking stupid Carl. Ha ha isn't that hilarious and just like this. Yeah Vinnie's stupid and I hate everything and ha ha elbows. Okay so I will negotiate my fees with you when you call me back. Call me anytime.

313-888-2770. All right. Any time, Carl. This is Trans. My name's Ali. I'm a trans man. Trans one. Whatever.

I'll be your review girl. Love you. Ali was confused by its own identity there, their own identity. All right, brilliant audition. Well done. Okay, so 45 seconds or shorter, please. I have the voice mail. It's time I ask. Let's get, I think this is another audition.

Let's see. This might actually be a girl. I'm not sure. So listen closer. Let's see. This might actually be a girl. I'm not sure. So listen closer, let me know. Hey, W-A-T-P. I hear you were looking for a new review girl. I'm actually a girl. So as you like the new one and the brazenest,

call me back. Thanks. What do you think? It sounds like a girl. So I think she's got the job. That's it, huh? It's all thanks. Oh boy, that's more on the review girl stuff. Hey, Carl, with Victoria leaving the show,

I know she's a fan favorite. The obvious replacement would be everyone's favorite, the one woman who has the charisma of a coma patient, Jen from the Jingles department. Call me back. It was almost complimentary and then just the reviews with Jen. I think we might get Jen in to do some reviews at some point. Who knows? Never know. She's busy with jingles usually. She's usually very busy with jingles.

She's always telling PJ you sang this too well, try again. You almost had a note there. Don't do that again. All right. This is the last one. This is Teresa calling in the show. I think she's nervous. She sounds nervous.

Hey, Carl. This is Teresa calling back. I feel like a fucking retard because what it believes in is nervous calling a podcast hotline. But I forgot to ask, how long is it that you've gone almost 300 episodes without anybody making a walking that coral reference? I mean, what the fuck? But yeah, anyways, courtesy, fuck you, Vic, glad you're leaving. And we still need more Kevin. All right, bye. Bye Teresa.

I like Teresa. I did too. I don't know why she's rounding up to 300, we're at 224, but. Yeah, it's a way to waste. She's got some hoots, Pa. Well, it's funny because she called in and she was nervous, then she hung up,

then she called back again because she forgot that she wanted to make the walking dead reference. So she is replacing Vic. So yeah, it's in the confidence department. It's pretty good stuff. So I guess the point is this. I think Vicks back next week's probably your last show with us Before she's murdered in the Navy. I think the point is there's a lot of good candidates out there Which direction we going? I'm not even sure of right now. I don't know. I don the point is there's a lot of good candidates out there. Which direction we going? I'm not even sure of right now. I don't know what to think. Frankly, what's crippled Jesus turned us down. I thought, oh, Jesus, I'm like in a tailspin. Yeah, I'm still recovering. I'm still trying to recover that. Yeah, you crippled Jesus. That was the obvious answer.

Now we gotta find a female. We gotta find a female to come on and read some reviews and tell us that we suck. Cause that's the formula. That's the formula that we have here. All right, Chris, we started the show with you. We ended the show with you. Yeah. What'd you think?

Not a scale of one to 2,347. How do you think the show that uh... man a lot of pressure will let discord decide well that's retarded that doesn't make any sense rick