Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep227 - The Eric Zane Show Podcast

Episode Date: October 11, 2020

It's week 2 of Jocktober and we shift our sights to the Free Beer and Hot Wings radio veteran Eric Zane. This is a daily show that's enjoyed by some guy named Kenny.  Andy joins us and almost listened to an entire episode of Zane's show. We also chat about Chrissie Mayr, Kerryn Feehan, Stuttering John, Sofia Franklyn, Opie, Bubba, and Patrick Michael. At the end three lovely ladies audition for Vic's job. I can't stress enough how important it is to vote! MyBookie - https://bit.ly/MB_WATP Double your deposit with promo code: watp Support WATP: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Sagacious Zu's show: https://mixlr.com/sagaciouszu https://www.patreon.com/extortion Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Every single month, I just recorded one yesterday with Kevin. We did it in an old school style where Kevin was kind of running the show. I'm excited. And we talked about a couple of artists who do not save for work illustrations and animations. And they interview other people who do illustrated porn or untie. Oh, really? Yeah. It sounds like it'd be really interesting.

Yeah. It was not. Yeah. So check that out on on Patreon. Also, we encourage our listeners to go say five-star review on Apple podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section. We'll be getting to that review section later on. We have a little bit of a contest going on. Yeah. The win VIXJob contest. The boomer guy didn't make it. But first, we'll be reviewing a podcast called the Eric Zane show podcast. This is a suggestion that came in from Garrett.

We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Well, let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Eric Zane. Mm-hmm. And enjoyed by the Zane hacks out there. Eric Zane is an exoradiant guy. I couldn't tell.

I know. He used to be on this syndicated show called Free Beer and Hot Wings. Do you know why it's called that? Yeah. He's from some kind one of the many contests he hosts. The other two hosts of the show, there were three guys. Yeah. Was Greg Free Beer Daniels and Chris Hot Wings Michaels. These guys fucking nicknames. It was all about potwings. Oh, yeah, free beer. What's up? It guys colleges over. Yeah, what are you doing? That's your nickname? Oh The Z-man was talking about that last week like as soon as you get a radio. Okay. What do you want your nickname to be?

I know could it be Greg? Yeah, I just be Greg. I'm not calling you that Free beer so he got fired in 2016 from free beer in Hotwings. He went over to WBBL from there, and that's in Grand Rapids, Michigan. And then he was fired in January of 2019, and he's been doing this podcast ever since. And the thing that I notice about this show, it's a daily show, he puts out,

it's over two hours long Monday through Friday, and it's just him. Yes. And the thing that he does so masterfully is he can talk about nothing forever. Yeah. He goes through topics where he explains the same thing multiple ways so that it takes longer. He'll be talking about a subject, make a point, and then make that point again and again. And again, he thinks he's rant, he pretends he's ranting. But what he's really doing is filling time so that he can get all his andries and God bless him. He's got a lot of adrys. He has the superpower of getting advertising on this pie. I have no idea. The ads get in the way.

Andy, when you charge 20 bucks a spot, I guess you can get a lot of ads. He has advertiser sponsor, everything on his show. Including his dog Daisy. The folks at A&D cleaning sponsor Daisy, and I want you to call upon them if you're thinking about hiring a housekeeper, a person to clean your home. A&D cleaning. Yeah. This guy's getting the heavy hitters over there. Yeah.

There's Patrick Daisy. And then he's got sponsors for even the different streams that he's on in 80m time where the show is streamed live on Facebook brought to by Irvine's auto repair Grand Rapids hybrid. Of course a Periscope video on Twitter brought to you by Blue Frost IT. And then yes on the almighty YouTube as well you can follow the show on YouTube. Just search Eric Zane show. Oh, I guess he doesn't have a sponsor for you to Well, what's going on? I had that dry cleater. I didn't want to sign on your YouTube stream. I had that a And to I called them to see how much it would cost to clean my house. They said 720 dollars because you're in Rochester That's the problem. Yeah, after the lodging and the gas how much just clean center in Johns house

All right, and you do you have a clip on here that sums up the show for you and get into this air-ex anchored I'm asking this to I'm sorry. I'm all over the place. I'm trying to have a fucking can it today Yeah, we got someone to talk about yeah, so How much of this show did you listen to? Because this would require a ton of prep work. There's just a lot of air exchange show out there. Yeah. I listened to something that he teased for Patreon that was an old show.

Okay. He did when he was with him and another guy. Okay. And you can hear it in his voice. He sounds a lot younger. I think he doesn't sound old now. But yeah, so I listened to that one because it was only 20 minutes. Okay. And then I listened to the Trump has COVID one. Okay. It was an hour and a half. Yeah. I think I got about 40 minutes. Okay. But I you gave me the old college try. I said, I said, this is enough clips clips Yeah, 40 minutes. I don't need to listen to the other 40 understand the bar

What do you got this thumbs up the show for? Five all right Yeah, get down here. I need your help She doesn't sound old. Why am I going that rough? In fact, you know what she's she can She can join us today. I'll actually give her a phone call today because, brought to you by Baldwin Ace Hardware

because they bring you all of my queen of the forest interviews. She took the day off today because she has to attend a funeral for a dear friend or mom, her mom passed away. I gotta go from a sponsor, or you do a goddamn death dedication. All of this,. I got to go over my spots or you do it. God damn, death dedication. All of this, what I listened to, sounded like a phone call

that you don't want to have with your mom. Right. You know, it's how I did you hear about Shelley or daughter, you got COVID and her sisters in the hospital. And when are you coming to visit? It's like half of the show. Yes.

So I listen to his episode from Thursday, where he talks about the debate, the vice presidential debate. Yeah. Okay. And one of the things that he does, because he's got people in a live chat room, you know, he said he's on Facebook live,

and he's on Periscope. So he's got people chatting along. Is he like to scold the people who are chatting along in his chat room? My podcast isn't usually the place, the chat on the live livestream to fucking get into it on a debate. You're not going to convince anybody, you're just wasting your time, and you might miss

a good joke. I doubt it. He's upset that he's not paying close enough attention to his show. He'll repeat the same thing over and over again. We're not going to miss anything. I have a good example of that. It's the chat saga, which we're in. Yeah anything I have a good example of that he it's the chat so I go which where yeah number eight yeah okay all right what the help I'm seeing okay Nick what are you sending me

I'm not sure why I have to read it. You don't. Yeah. Please don't. Looks like Craig says yes. They started mixing active cases and an antibody cases, antibody, damn it. Read, Eric. Yes, they started mixing active cases and antibody positive cases months ago. I don't know the context of that. It's something you're just trying to find. Right. When you put it past him, he claimed ballots were found in a river with his name on them. Nobody knows what river though. Why is he sending me this? Brian says Where's your source on that?

Patriot Nick says where's your source that he's saying he has to avoid the debates. Oh, I see what's happening. Oh, do you? I don't know Patriot Nick follows it up with hey Brian. He's talking to you. Oh Okay, I know what this means. Uh, Brian says awfully funny 36 hours after the debate commission announces rule changes. He conveniently has tested positive for COVID-19. Patriot Nick says nice tin foil hat Brian. Oh my God. Okay. You're doing everything. All right. Rita, see what's going on here. These guys are sparring.

He's just, I think he's realizing how champ words right here. I'm the fucking show. Yeah. He's devolving into OP. It's turning into the OP radio show. Snowy from Michigan says, love the show. All right. Thanks, Snowy.

You don't have to read every single chant that goes back and forth. What is this thing down in the corner of my screen? So he's talking about, he doesn't want anybody debating politics while he's going through the vice presidential debate. And because Eric's saying is a veteran radio guy, he knows how to get conversation going and he knows how to say the things that, whoa didn't think he was gonna go there. This is his takeaway from the vice presidential debate It dawned on me when I was watching that debate And I think my new crush is Kamala Harris

How many of you saw that coming how old is she that's my first question He even says it. I bet you didn't think I was gonna go there. Did you? Whoa! I got a crush on that ugly old hag on the TV. Can you believe it? And because this is the air exchange zone,

he has to fill two hours. Well, more than that, we'll get into that in a second. Because it's a fill so much time every single day. He turns this into a seven minute bit. What he just said, all right, we got it. You got a crush on Kamala. All right, moving on. Nope. Not this guy. I'm more tired. Oh my God. Is she hot? Oh, okay. She's uh, yeah, dude. She is just smoking. Man, is she have great eyes? Beautiful skin. Look at that hair. So he's trying to get a reaction. I don't know from who.

There's nobody else there with them. Wow, okay. Yeah, she's smoking hot. All right, sure. He continues on. You guys probably think I'm nuts. I know, I know you do, but that's kind of where my brain is these days.

Okay, so you guys are gonna think I'm crazy, but I think this unattractive woman is super hot, and it continues hot. She's the new smoke show in my life. Lover, just a babe. All right, so the reason why he does this, and I'll break it down for a little fourth wall stuff here, is because he needs interaction with the audience.

He needs people to write into him, right after he goes off on how hot Harris is, he says this. But anyway, send me emails, harecatearexancho.com. I'm always available, I love to chat. I just don't get enough emails. That's the best way to communicate with me. So I guarantee on Monday show,

Kenny from Nashville says, how could you think of ballas, huh? She's a smoke show, bro. Bill from Michigan says, you know that's gonna be the next thing. He's just trying to fill more and more time. He said one sentence, and he's gonna try to make that an hour's worth of contact.

Right. For his show that's going on. Okay. I teased that it's more than just the two hours because he does a daily show for two hours. And then he goes out and does a bonus show. Uh, one more time for Patreon. Again, when this show ends, I do another podcast each and every day. All right. And that is called the Patreon bonus. Holy fuck. How won't leave a person? Would you need to be to have to have three hours of Eric Zayden

in your life every single day? I don't know, but I would think that he would get tired of investing this much time in every single day. Because it's just one guy talking. Right. It's just one guy talking for hours a day. Yeah. And a lot of it is, he gets into conversations about text threads that he's on with his family.

Yep. Oh, okay. And then what'd your brother say? Okay. Meet also loves to bring up his dogs like a sad old cat lady. Yeah. And claw for.

Yeah, to bring them up because they have a sponsor. Yeah. Bruce, my friend, she, O'Neal is over there out of sight. You can't really see O'Neal, but I know who wants to be able to see O'Neal. Hi, O'Neal. I want to see O'Neal all the time. Just a minute ago, I swear, I've got, I'll actually post the picture and I'll link it up in the comments of this podcast and I'll put it on in the news. I took a picture just in case somebody moved and sure enough somebody moved, but the sleeping arrangement in here was O'Neill was where Bruce's right now and Bruce was

on top completely on top of O'Neill. It was probably one of the most fantastic things I've ever seen. And I took a picture of it. Chris is pulling his sleeve. So imagine what we just heard and multiply that by 20. And that's what this show is. Yeah. I have another example of this because he's making fun of first, by the way, his best friend in the role of this guy named Kenny from Nashville. He talks about Kenny from Nashville. That's I think it's the only listener to his shop.

Okay. He's really, I think that is the Zani Act that he was talking about earlier. So he talks about how Kenny from Nashville tells these stories that are just much too detailed and there's just he did, he just talks for way too long. When Kenny and Nashville visit visits me, and I realize that, fuck, he's been talking for 95 straight minutes. At some point, I'll say Kenny, you gotta take a breath.

All right, and the reason why he brought that up is because he's talking about his stepdad Wally who has COVID. And a conversation that he had with his stepdad Wally who has COVID, and he says, this guy has to bring up every boring detail when he tells me a story, which is a little bit pot-calling the kind of black. Yeah. Because then what he does is he re-enacts it. So he's complaining about how annoying it is.

And then he decides to re-enact it. I'm gonna play this clip, but I promise you, at a certain point, I speed it up, and then I speed it up again, just so we can get through it. Hey, God. My neighbor, who was four doors down. Well, I showed up after getting five, I showed them that I have COVID, and there was a care package there,

and it was full of various fruits, and other nuts in the sundries and raisins, and God freeze-dried cranberries, and I love walnuts. That takes me back to when I was a kid, and my dad used to crack walnuts for me. So anyway, there's walnuts, there's almonds, there's some hazelnuts, there's some of those Brazil nuts. That in the 70s we call them something nasty that you can't say now.

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Get ready for this. Kenny says, okay, what the hell is going on? Is this show and tell? Well, listen, fuckface. You know, I just feel like doing it. Is there a do it? Do I walk around and tell you what the fuck to do at your home on your job? No. So shut the fuck up. job. No. So shut the fuck up. The comeback is when you're doing your job, do I come up and slap the dick out of your mouth? He could not figure out where you go to that. Well, do I go to your house or what I'm working? So when you're at work and then I'm there and

then I say to you that you're not good at your shut up. Shut up. You stupid ass. So fuck face. Yikes. Yikes. I don't know why this guy wasn't able to work with other co-hosts. Seems like a natural conversation. Seems like he's found his niche just yelling at the wall by himself. You could tell that he's longing for his old radio days. In clip 3, this is kind of a... you could tell somebody is an old guard radio guy because they complain about the quality of the audio. Yeah.

This is a good example of that. And stuff like that. And I, you know, God, man, my, I'm having a tech issue that is just messing with my brain and I haven't yet come close to pinpointing where it's originating from. And so it just messed with me so bad. It again, one side of the headphones just disappears as I'm doing that whole

intro. And then it suddenly just shoots back. So that's messing with me big time. No one else experienced it, but let's hear all about it. Yeah, apparently those audio engineers that used to be a dick too, because you were the host of the show with the talent. You're like, oh, this guy's actually did have a job that I needed, oh, no, go figure.

But there's nobody to complain to now. I was just complain to the listeners. I do love Jack Tober. I'm really enjoying this because you see all these radio guys here on top of the world, and now that nobody listens to the radio, they're scrambling. Yeah.

Oh, I'll just go into a room above my garage and, well, I'll have my dog there. We'll get, I mean, actually Eric's, Eric's blown it off. I gotta give, I gotta give credit. There's people listening to this. He's got sponsors, he's got a Patreon. Oh yeah.

I mean, that's, it's doing a lot better than a lot of other people I could name. He's doing a lot better than a hope you're stuttering John with that. That's what you're thinking. Yes. I have to agree with you on that. Yeah. So what Eric has tried to do is he tried to get out in front of this roast and he tried to disarm me. All right. And this does make it a little bit more difficult when on Monday show, he says that us reviewing a show is more important than the fact that his mom has COVID.

There is one thing that is even taking precedence over my mother's COVID. And that is the fact that I am going to be featured on who are these podcasts, mother fucker. So I agree. I think that is a more important thing. Now this begins what he does, which is teasing things that are coming up. And this is very much a radio thing to do. You want to be able to linger longer. You want to keep them in their car. You want to keep them glued to the radio. When I get into work, I'm going to turn the radio on because I got to find out what's coming up next. He's teasing the story. It's going to be amazing. Dummy, it's a podcast. You know, it's to do that anymore. Yeah, honestly, all you have to do is be interesting the entire time.

And people will continue to listen to you. Yeah, that's all you have to do. This is him teasing that we're coming up after the break. All right, more coming up, including the Lions. I've got another Lions rant for you. I love to rant about my favorite fucking football team. And then I need to tell you about what's really burning out my brain and that is who are these podcasts. Oh no. He's been teasing this

all episode. And I've never seen Breaking Bad where the like, coming up, Jesse Pikmin and Gus get into it. You're not going to want to miss that. Like, it's an interesting show. And we're glued to it. We'll continue to listen to that. Yeah. Oh listen to your Lions ran as long as you eventually talk about who are these podcasters. That's how it works. So stupid. By the way, as Lions ran, was him recapping every play of the game.

Oh my god. If I like the Lions, I've already watched it. Yeah, and if I wanted to know what happened, I'm not going to go to Eric's team. What is Eric's team? I have to say about third and and 12th from the 17th. Oh my god. Okay, all right. Let's see what he has to say about us.

Let's get into this year. So this is one hour, 27 minutes into the episode that he's been teasing. Oh, I'm shaking in my boots. W-H-T-P's gonna review me. Okay, now I get to a part of the show that boy, this is something that is really, really strange to me. Let me just start from the beginning.

I am going to be featured next week on another podcast. The show, who are these podcasts will be released next Sunday? We know you've budgeted that 12 times already. No one's just tuning in now. I just turned my dial over. What's Eric Zade talking about? La who are these podcasts? I had no idea.

What's going on there? All right. So it's funny because he's determined, well, actually one of his listeners has determined that this is a big opportunity for him to get a lot of publicity and get some fans listening to his show. And uh, Aaron says, Hey, that's a huge breakthrough. If you're going to be in WATP, keep track of your listener numbers before and a month after

to see what the uptick and listener is. Remember, this is a podcast with you show that talks about how shitty shows are. Maybe after an airs on WETP you retell some of your best stories to lock in the new listener. First of all, we are not an advertisement for podcasts. We're warning people. Rob of fact. Right. You're not going to get more listeners when you're featured on WATP. That's for sure. Secondly, I hate it when listeners give marketing advice. You know what you should do is you're gonna have a surge in listeners, you're gonna wanna tell your best stories.

Here are the best stories that I've listened for you in order, one to tab, like I got it, I got it, thank you. Thanks a lot for that. You can run a show when you're running a show. And tell that, we got this. I'm saying that for you, Eric. I know, I know how you feel. Yeah. So then he does some sucking up to us, of course. There is a lot of good that comes out of publicity from a show

like WATP. There's a lot of big hitters in the industry and famous people who love this show. Swear by it. This is one of the truest shows that there is because it's just plain things and then ripping and ripping it a new one talking about it, breaking it down. I kind of like this guy. Yeah. He's making a lot of good points. We are a huge show that's listed to my all the greatest personalities out there. It's a really good point. Yeah, he's out to something there. Andy, I like this guy. What do you want to say? Well, you know, I do like Eric. I mean, I The fact that he talked about it a few times. He's trying to donate a kidney. Oh really? Yeah, he's a friend of his needs a kidney and he's actively trying to donate his so I respect that

You know, my heart goes out to him for like what his mom's going through, you know, I don't want to hear anything about that. But at the same time, it's not what people have tuned into this show for. And they definitely don't want to hear about Eric's old man problems. Clip two. You don't. All right. Uh, boy, I don't know if I just lost hearing in one of my ears or, yeah, I actually did. And then it came back. That was weird. Is that a new COVID symptom?

Were you like, lose hearing in one ear? And then I sneezed and I hurt my shoulders, sneezing. Yeah, I think that Eric started up a show about when he said this. If I can stoop it. I agree. Yeah, and what this podcast is, it's a local show on a global platform. It's very strange.

Right. Because there's so many ads for Grand Rapids. Yeah, it's all local advertising. Nobody could give a shit about. Well, the reason why anyone's found his his shows because they know him from the radio. Yeah, if he had started The Eric Zane podcast show or the Eric Zane show podcast whatever it is. Yeah, without having the radio career This is not catch a guy right because he's just rambling in fact even admits it. I'm fucking rambling man He's just a rambling out of an odd about, and he explains what the show is.

This free podcast I do money through Friday is a, of course, a rant, Phil's podcast talking news nonsense and my personal stories. So when he gets into his personal stories, that's where I'm at the edge of my seat. Oh yeah, what did you do? I climbed Angel's Landing in Utah and I shot video as I was, as my feet dangled over the edge. No one told me there was gonna be boasting.

Whatever dude. What a weird show for me at that is, I'm gonna tell you about a conversation I have my brother that is I'm gonna tell you about a conversation I have my brother yesterday. I'm gonna tell you about a trip. I went on 15 years ago. All right, okay neat What else you got? Oh, I'm gonna explain to you what happened to the Lions game. I watched it. All right That's interesting He even wants to tell you about he went on this really blog explanation About eating like these spicy potato chips. And this one up and said, I listen to him.

And I didn't pull any clips from that because it's so boring, but it's 20 minutes of him explaining how spicy these chips are. And then he does a thing here. I'm going to point out this is a radio technique that's actually very effective. People say, as, hey, well, what was it like the next day when you took a dump? That's a radio guy trick.

People always ask me, oh, so what was it like the next day when you took a dump? Because he wants to talk about his dump. No one's asking him about his dump, and if he'd explain to you, wait, you know, I'm always getting those people telling me, they love band-pray disguise, a new review girl. I'm getting all these notes.

Like, if I want to talk about something, I can just make it up. Yeah. It's the first thing Andy said when he came over here, is like, where's Boomer guy? Why is it either the new review girl. I'm getting all these notes. Like if I want to talk about something, I can just make it up. Yeah. It's the first thing Andy said when he came over here, it's like, where's Boomer guy? Why is it either new review girl? Let me tell you about that. If people are asking me about my dump, then I took.

No, no, nobody cares. Nobody cares about the dump that you took. Well, he's getting his hopes up, Carl, about a possible radio gig that you know, a new reticence for Eric. Oh, good. Let's, this is a, it's a little bit long, but clip 11, he might be getting back into the game. I have an opportunity, a small opportunity, a little chance because I honestly don't think,

uh, I think there's a lot of worthy people who have even a better shot at what I'm about to describe to you. So I'm trying to squeeze into a radio job, a morning drive radio job here in West Michigan. So basically my days would be like this. If this were to work out out slim chance that it works out I'd get up hours before the cracker dawn and The schedule would change completely

I'd go into a radio station and Then I would be on a music driven radio show as a sidekick with an existing host. And I'm going to tell you everything about this. So it's terrible. And then, okay, I don't know what time I would be home, but let's just say I'm home at noon. All right, I'm going to play the rest of this clip, but I just want to point something out. What a crazy format. You're going to play music in the morning with two people

DJing that. Do you guys not know about Spotify and Pandora? That's who the fuck is listening to that? That's insane. I sit down right here and I do my podcasting day. It would be different for you because I would be doing what I'm doing right now later than what you're used to for those of what you're used to. For those of you who get it live. For those of you who don't get it live, it wouldn't matter. Holy. It doesn't matter. Ah!

Who's listening to this live? He's gonna think a radio gig, he didn't do this podcast. I thought this was the whole point of the podcast. He doesn't have a radio gig. Yeah. And it doesn't matter when you record the podcast and it sounds like that job sucks. Like don't take it. Yeah, that junk.

Anything you think you can get it. Right. That's pretty sad. That clip, clip 12, followed up. Oh, no. I'll give it a 5% chance right now. Oh boy. 5% chance.

That's not much. Mike, go up quickly. Who knows? This is the same place, the same company that fired me almost five years ago. I'm going to feel like it's not going to work out. Yeah, that might not work out for it. For filming people taking shit in the bathroom at work.

Oh, I've heard people do that. Speaking of getting fired from his job, so that's a really cheesy radio transition speaking of, that's not a good segue. I'm not a prowl like Eric Zayn. Speaking of people getting fired from their jobs, I was watching him get interviewed, went back when he was on the free beer and hot wings show.

And he joined free beer and hot wings, those two guys. He joined their show. And so they explain what his role was as a third mic on his show Part of Zane's job is to say what everybody thinks but then their brain says you can't say that out loud Whoa, he's one of those guys watch out He's gonna be saying well we're all thinking it's the most generic thing you've ever heard Yeah, this guy's got a dynamic personality. He's a little naughty Look out.

Don't presume to know what I'm thinking. Right. Oh, we were all thinking Kamala Harris is a smokeshow. Yeah. That's it. We were all thinking. Uh, I mentioned that his buddy, Kenny, from Nashville is like his best friend. Yeah.

He just also a listener. And I have some news to report to everybody here. Kenny is, uh, is named is, of course, the, uh, him and his family came out from Nashville. If you don't know, long time supporter of the show back in the free beer and hot wings days, and then the BBL days and then here he is being a huge contributor to the podcast and a very dear friend as you all are, uh, even Carl. Hey, I'm a dear friend, Eric. Thanks, buddy. Good to talk to you.

Glad we're hanging out today. Yeah. Guess what podcasts never have to do. Unlike radio shows, so radio shows are on a specific time, over a specific frequency, and when you tune into that frequency at a certain time, something has to be on. So if somebody is off that day, let's say you have a radio show, and everybody's off that day.

You have to put something on. So, you might do like a best-up show, right? So, our buddy, Eric Zane, took Friday off. Yeah. He took it off. And what you could do is just not release a new episode. Yeah. Of your podcast. Because I said, I'm keeping it, I'm taking tomorrow off there. I will have a best of show for you that you can check out. And that's a best of Patreon show. Thanks again.

He's putting on a best of episode and a best of Patreon because he puts out a Patreon episode every single day. He's along with this show. And dummy, if they want to hear your voice, they can listen to any episode they want. That's how it works. It's how podcasting works. It's like the tune of the like, oh, there's something for today.

There's something for today. What am I going to do? If they really need to hear your amazing takes on hot wings, potato chips, whatever else you're talking about, they can scroll through the archive. Yeah, and listen to any episode they've never heard. They've never heard. I saw there. And did you know the disguise on Cameo? Yes. Yeah, folks, I do cameos when you're shitty like me they're dirt cheap $15 is what it costs cameo.com slash Eric Zane higher me

I'll do you I'll do a cameo for you. There are a lot of fun. Actually really enjoy doing those I thought I thought maybe you were gonna order a cameo for me. I was thinking about it Yeah, you're the only thing that I'm from center. He John for right. Yeah, that's awesome So I'm like, uh, there's a chance we should have cameo for each other. That'd be cute. Oh, you brought me a cameo, but I brought you a cameo. Oh wow.

Opportunity missed as we like to say. Yep. What else do you got? What else you got on that? Oh yeah, we can still order some cameos. I encourage everyone to do it. It's 15 bucks, why not? Yeah.

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Yeah. The guy said, uh, go fuck your mother. Yeah. You really did call them, didn't you? Yeah. I heard you ever tell you on a national podcast, international podcasts. So I just wanted to see if I can get this thing. Yeah, you're all over the place, right?

It's a nationwide, uh, furnace tuna. I just noticed something that place was called A&E, that cleaning company was A&D. Oh, yeah. Is he going through the yellow pages and just picking the first 25 guy? just notice something, that place was called A&E, that cleaning company was A&D, is he going through the yellow pages and just picking the first 25, okay, you wanna sponsor my podcast? Probably. It's good call.

Or maybe it's the same Aaron who owns both of these, maybe he's boys with Aaron. And Aaron knows all these things. He's like, Aaron, do me a salad, sponsor my dog. Come on. My cousin. Come on, I'm doing a show about my garage over here. Sponsor my dog for me.

Why did I put on air to accent? Does it sound anything like that? But everybody's cousin, sounds like. Hey, Aaron, get over here. I got a request about my dog. What am I talking about? So the Thursday show, Eric shares something with us. And I know that he's had some bouts with mental

illness and he's had some difficulties in his life and I don't make light of that, but he shares with us and he's had some anxiety the night before about his show. I've never been sure of things to talk about. For some reason, I always managed to put it all together and do what I do. So okay, great. So why, why the fuck would I be laying in bed at 10 o'clock last night? And I'm like, oh my god, this is it. This is the end. I'm gonna get started and it's just not gonna work. And it's gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go out and blaze a glory. He thought he wouldn't be able to talk for three hours? Why? Why would you ever be anxious about that?

Yeah, I know, it seems like it's the only thing you ever do. This guy was talking about a stink bug for 15 minutes. That's one of the episodes I'm gonna do. You thought he would be able to talk for a while? Dude, just look out the window and explain the tree. It's fine. Oh, God. It's not like you're bringing compelling content.

That you should be anxious about. If people expected your show to be entertaining and compelling and interesting, yeah, if I were you, I'd also be anxious. I wouldn't get a lot of sleep the night before. All you have to do is go, I watched the Lions game on Sunday. Here's every call that I remember. There was a holding call. I didn't think it was a hold. Didn't look like a hold hold Didn't look like a hold did look at me. I don't know

What are you gonna do? I love my lines. They're not very good. I love my lions Andy do anything else you want to talk about with Eric Zane and the Zaneax? No, well, you know, I he knew that we were gonna do this at one point. He started You know, he was that we were gonna do this at one point. He started, uh, you know, he was, he retaliated on us, Carl. Yeah, I'm seven. Yeah, he did. These are two old, withered men, okay? With low-hanging balls. They're old. Why is he talking about a twist like that? So mean. I'm just one guy not too actually. I want to point out that this guy is a listener to W.A.T.P. and he listened to our most recent episode. I think I'm going to play you a clip of him talking about our most recent episode. That might transition us into the other things

we need to talk about. Eric? Yeah, Eric's in. He's listening right now or whatever this comes out. Yeah, he says it live, Eric. So this is him talking about, no, our ups over my last week. Okay. Was I confusing just now? I'm like confusing people. All right.

So do you remember we did it episode last week? Did you hear it? Yes. All right, it's a little controversial. He talks about it. They reviewed a show yesterday. Carl did and some other guy. And it turns out the guy that helped him review the show.

Nobody liked the guy. They were all like super fucking mean to him. All the people that were members of the his show subreddit. And they lit that guy up and ripped him a new asshole. So Eric Zayn sent me an email. We've actually even emailing back and forth quite a bit. Eric Zayn sent me an email. We've actually even emailing back and forth quite a bit. Eric Zayn sent me an email after he listened to that episode. And I'll just read it to you for a bit.

I'm sure. Yeah. If I was a pitcher and Chad Zumak's up to the plate, the velocity on my pitch would be fueled by rage. As the ball eclipses 270 miles per hour, it would strike the side of his head, exploding it onto the catcher and umpire. For a person I've never heard of, he had quite an impact on me. I would like to fight that guy, legit. He's not far from me. In fact, if you reached out to him and arranged it, I'd drive the three hours he is from me and beat his ass.

Fuck him and fuck you for inviting him. He's not a comedian. He just acts mean to people. Horrible. That's an air exe. He's not a comedian. He just acts mean to people. Horrible. That's an air, he got fired up. Was he really that bad? I didn't think it was, I mean, he did. I didn't think so either.

He wouldn't, you know, he wouldn't be convinced that Suttery Jon is terrible, but. I didn't think Chad Zumak was a bad guest, but I do have some news report because I went on Chrissy Mayer show. Oh, right. This week and we have some other things to report. But first guys between the NFL college ball and major league baseball playoffs, there's no shortage of games to watch with thousands of lines available on all

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Yeah, you can bet on that. So she's a smoke show. I went on Chrissy Mayer's podcast and we recorded it on Monday. And she asked me to come on because obviously Chad Zumak had a lot to talk about when it came to Chrissy mayor. Well, you had your nephew's little league game. I was not. I was respectful. It was good. It was a good conversation that we had. Later that evening, Chrissy goes over to compound media and records the wet spot to show that she does for compound media.

So I was watching this and she has on this woman, Karen Fihan and Karen is, Oh yeah, she's a funny comedian. Yeah, okay. She's on Chip Chipper's in quite a bit and when I was on the Chip Chipper's in show, she was on there for some reason, she wasn't thrilled about me. I don't know what I did to her

But Chrissy brings me up and this is Karen's reaction Uh, he went on to who are these podcasts and what's that fucking guy's name? He sucks really a guy stinks. I used to think he sucked But I actually just recorded an episode with him today. That's gonna come out Wednesday I kind of like him now. Maybe he's evolved. Maybe he's evolved. Karen didn't read the email.

Maybe he's evolved, but the last time I did a podcast with him, I cropped him out of the picture. I hated him so. Oh, no. This is true. Yes, I know that. Do you remember that? Yeah. So I know the one I did to Karen, but apparently she's not a fan of us.

So what they did with Karen as the ghost is they just pulled clips of who are these podcasts and Chad talking about Chrissy and they reacted to it. Okay. Which is a lot of fun. And this is Karen's take on what's going on with Chad on our show. Chrissy's been doing Santa for 10 years. She's a nobody. She got in with Kumia.

That's how we're giving her a free New Year's Eve again. But we're giving her respect because of Kumia. Like she's nothing. Like what the fuck is going on? He's strong. He sounds strong. Shit. So Karen's got her opinion on it. Chrissy's got her take on what is going on and why Chad was so upset with Chrissy

mayor on our show last week. So he, again, he brings me up. And I think Booth Boy Boyz, can you confirm or deny if Chad has ever pitched a show to compound media? Ha, ha, ha, ha. I mean, I don't know for sure, but I wouldn't doubt it. Of course he has. Here's the show.

It's me, Chad Zumak. I'm gonna style my hair and get some pussy. Every time he was like trying to be on Kevin's show, I think he was like trying to weasel his way in there, but it never really seemed to work out for him. So here's Chad. Love's kind of at media. I feel like he always kind of wanted to get in and

I see that. And like, I think he's very upset that I have a show here and you're a dumb woman. He can't understand. And here's where I think I hate to label people as misogynistic, but like, what other reason could there be? You know what I mean? And when you go on a podcast like this and you're like Chad and you're bringing

up all this beef, but you're like, you're not giving a clear reason why. It sounds like he like tried to fuck me. And you know what I mean? So Chrissy's take on is that he's a little bit jelly. That she got a show on compound media. Who isn't? Right. Who isn't jealous of Chrissy, man?

I agree with that, of course. So when I went on Chrissy's show, and a lot of people probably heard that or seen it, it's up on YouTube. My take on it was this. I think Chad was trolling me. I think that he decided he was going to come on and take Southern John's side, which is a funny goof. And I was like, okay, I respect that.

He knows that we rag on John. He's going to come on and be like, okay, I respect that. He knows that we rag on John. He's gonna come on a bit. Oh, John's great. And the reason why I thought that is because he even said, John retweeted me once. Yeah. And that's why I like him. And I'm like, oh, that's something that someone would say as a bit.

You wouldn't actually be on Team Suttering John just because the guy retweeted you. No. Right? So that's the way I said it on her show. I'm like, okay, this is obviously a bit. Well, I learned that I was wrong. Gaggy, yeah. Stuttering John addresses all of this out his show. Stuttering John talks about Chad Zubach's appearance here on W-A-T-P-A.

Okay. Let's get into that. I just want to dress. I want to say to my really good friend now, Chad Zubach. Now I can't believe the amount of time and energy that my Twittieths and Haters have to troll my friend Chad Zumaak. Why never really met?

My friend Chad, who I've never met. All right, so now Chad and John are aligning together. They're best buds you have never met each other. Against Chrissy. Against Chrissy, against me. Right. This is not against you, is he? Well, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I think he's not, I don't think he's loving what how the listeners are reacting. Well, can't you just retweet one of his jokes and all the sudden years best friend? Yeah. I'll do that.

Chad, I'd retweet you right now. I would do that for John, but he blocked me. So I can't make up a job. I would. So this is John explaining what makes him such a great guy. I mean, I saw he was performing at Side Split as I was supposed to be there to headline, but I canceled because my other gigs got canceled in Florida due to COVID. So I saw Chad was promoting that he's

going to be at side splitters. I guess he was going to headline now. So I retweeted it just to be nice to Chad and be nice to side splitters. I didn't know Chad too well. I know we share a mutual friend and Jim Florentine. So there was a retweet. This is the thing that blew my head exploded. It's like, oh, I thought he was just trolling me. I thought there was just a bit on the show, but there really was a retweet. And he really was excited about that.

It's that petty. Is that crazy? He didn't want to say, yeah, he does sound pretty drunk on YouTube. Because he got a retweet and Now Chad does this freaking loses show and he refuses to trash me why because he's a man of his morals He sticks by his laurels and he says I have no reason to trash John John's a good guy He's a man of his morals and he sticks by his laurels.

Who is a good guy? So he's saying John, he's saying the chat is saying John is a good guy. He's like, okay. So he refuses to trash him because he's such a good guy. All right. Are you guys following this? Yeah. So this is what I was talking about.

We're Chad actually reached out to Stuttering John. And I, I, I, he goes, John, I'm getting trash left and right because I, I didn't trash you. I go, you know what Chad, don't sweat it. These people are losers. They have no taught, they have, they have no job, which proves that people are jobless because all they can do is go on reddit, I don't even go on, and trash me. That's their life is to trash me.

Okay, so something fun there. So first off, the fact that Chad reached out to John directly to talk to about this is bizarre, right? Yes. John, I took up for you on a show when all these people are making fun of me. Like, what did you want John to do? Swoop in and save the day?

That's weird. But also, my favorite part about that clip is that John goes, you know, he's getting trash on this guy's subreddit. I don't even go on Reddit. So, you know, I wouldn't know. I'm gonna bring out my buddy, Zoo, real quick. It's not like you could go on Reddit at your work and just post there.

You have to be jobless to do that. Oh, I'll get into all of that. Where he talks about the trolls and what losers everybody is. It's insane. But first up, so zoo is our mod on our subreddit. And zoo sees all the complaints that come through. So do you think John uses Reddit at all? Well, based on this week alone, we've got 26 reports all on comments relating to Stuttering John and him himself as a failure.

And usually has things like the reports on clips of things, you know, comments on clips of things he said and he'll report those but he won't report the actual video. So like I don't know how many people actually go to the sub bread on a regular basis, but it doesn't tell me who reported it just how many of the certain reports there are. But I can contact Reddit themselves to intervene and you know find out who is abusing the report function and disable it from them. You've been getting bombarded by these reports that are coming in and it's probably John. The guy doesn't even understand what he's reporting.

One person called me Fugley when I was on Chrissy Mayer's show because I'm on YouTube there. Someone called me out as being Fugley and John reported that. If that wasn't about you, Dabby. Yeah, it was a comment and he's going after, I'm not gonna say the username on the show,

but if you're on the subreddit, you can probably guess. Yeah. It's, you know, John Sponsor. But he said, every time I see your face, I'm surprised that just how fogly you are. You look like both white, fresh, and Wall Street Jew at the same time and

Someone reported this as it's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability So unless Carl's ugly face makes him Jewish I'm not sure how that affects stuttering John. Are we sure that Carl didn't report this? So every other every other report on there though is about people goofing on John. Yeah, okay. Yeah, on other ones it's just like, you know, people commenting about the cockroaches and what videos you can see the man and he'll report them as this is misinformation or there's one here that's, but it was a bill collector since that scumbag is laid on his utilities as well as his child support User reports it's targeted harassment at someone else

So it's obviously John getting butter because believe it or not other people get made fun of it The sub right to be science is just done or a job but the person is reporting all this is only reporting centering John things Yeah, and I've been doing this for maybe two years now. And I've had maybe I can count on both hands the amount of reports I've had. And usually it's because people are, you know, using blatant slurs or they're just there to troll. And this week I've gone 26. Yeah.

Okay. So one for every beer that he drank one night. So John is just a compulsive liar. I don't even go on Reddit. Like why don't you even say that? You are on Reddit. You're reading everything that we're saying about you. Guys, if you're in the WTP sub Reddit,

just know that whatever you write there, John will see it. Have fun with that. Although I do want to just specify as a Reddit mod, please don't make my life harder by posting any sort of personal information Shit about his family. Keep it on John make it stuff that is you know can be substantiated. It's all I'm saying. All right Dude now you're getting boring. Hey you do a you do like a prank prank call show or do you do a prank call show. Can you tell us about what that is?

Uh, it's a thing where people use a telephone and they make phone calls to people. So, uh, but it's, uh, it's called the sex culldron. Um, I'm kind of working on getting the, the site up right now because I'm doing some hosting shit. But it's a prank call show where, you know, I just kind of shoot the shit every Sunday at 9 p.m. EST. You know, I call a lot of hotels and ask people if they've seen snakes in their rooms or you know, ask if they've seen my naked child running around.

But then I'll tell them it's, you know, a 33 year old child. I pooped the bed and I decided to try to clean the sheets and the sheets are stuck on the toilet or gas stations asking you if I can fill up bags of gas. But you can catch it at mixler.com slash segatia zoo or twitter.com slash segatia zoo. I usually announce my show's there or patreon dot com slash extortion Awesome. I'll put a link in the show notes Awesome thanks and if I'll let you know anything else about the subreddit if anyone else wants to know feel free to PM me

Thanks, Sue. Thanks for coming on Yeah, I just wanted to make that clear that John has been harassing our poor mod in our sub-ride. He's working overtime because John's is reporting everything. All right, so let me get back to he's talking a lot about poor Chad is getting trashed by the trolls. But this poor Chad zoom-oct now is getting trashed by these trolls. And it's like, for what? Because he's a, because he's a nice dude. Now listen,

there's a lot of things that you can say about Chad. Nice dude is that one of them. He came out here and trashed everybody, which was great. So I had him on the show. Yeah. Like he was fucking pissed. Yeah. A people. Yeah. Nice dude. Why? Because he said that you retweeted them once This is make it nice dude. He was the only nice to the person that everyone universally hate right So doesn't make him a nice dude. It just makes him wrong. Yeah, which is fine You're allowed to be wrong out here too So John goes on to explain you know, this is about me specifically Just like Jim Norton when oh specifically just like Jim Norton when this all you see again. I'm sorry. He has to continue to bring up I could Jim Norton. You cannot stop himself. We saw what nice guys Jim Dorkz always out there just like Jim Norton when

This idiot did his show and he didn't realize that guy was gonna come on in his whole life is based on trash and me my whole Life is based on Trashing Stuttering John. All right, and this is more about that. What kind of life do you have? Yeah. If your single purpose when you wake up is to Trash Stuttering John. A granted, I'm a delist celebrity at best.

But if your life is dedicated to trash and me, and you do a show that is dedicated to trash and me, what does that say about you? Think about that first. Let that sink in. Oh, he got me good there. I do a whole show dedicated to trashing, stuttering, John. So did Howard Stern.

Well, not for nothing. I believe we were talking about Eric Zane earlier. Yeah, right. I do a whole show dedicated to Trashing Stuttering John, John. Listen to the show and not just the segments about you. Yeah. There's a lot of other things going on here. Right.

It's only because you're so bad that you keep coming up. Correct. Yeah. You're spending your life treasuring me. Man, do I feel bad for you and your parents? That's my children. That is what you have spent your life. That's what you exist to do is trash me. He feels bad. I'm sorry. There's more to this, but he feels bad for my children and my parents. My entire life is just bashing. You're neglecting them.

It's fighting all your time, bashing John. Dear in lies, lose. So Chad, hang in there, buddy. You hang in there. It'll all be fine. They're the same five people who create five different accounts who have no life. So the thing is, we'll stop paying attention to Chad, but we're not going to stop paying attention to Chad. Why? I want that John is giving advice at how to deal with haters and trolls.

You're the worst at this. I'll tell you how to handle this. You're a troll magnet. You're a troll magnet. You've only multiplied to never people who hate you with every action that you take. And I love that he's like, and there's only like five people, but they all create five accounts each. I love, I love for John to know the actual numbers of people

who are trolling him on any given time, any given show that he's doing. He's all impressed with how many people are watching his show. He was making fun of Chrissy Mayer for how many people were watching her show. Yeah, but John, those are all fans. Yeah. That's the difference. What percentage of people who watch your show are fans?

Seven? Yeah. Six. Right. I honestly don't know. I don't know. Overwhelming, like, 70% trolls. Overwhelming trolls.

Yeah. That's why people watch his show to goof at him. Which is why I don't know this new endeavor that he's getting, that he's getting into is going to work for. Uh oh. Oh, I do have an announcement. I am now on Patreon thanks to how sparks. Ha, ha, ha.

I have to get how you Patreon, uh, Patreon slash Stuttering John. There are three tiers. If you become a member, think the first membership is $5, the second one is 10, the third one is 20, and you get all different things, including beer on the balcony. I'll do that at least once a week. That will only be exclusively for the Patreon members

or the YouTube members. And I'm gonna get the YouTube ones all, you know, that'll get all set up. But I do have Patreon now. And it includes shout outs, your questions answered, personal phone call, and a Zoom meeting with me, you, and four of your friends. And they're all be available plus the sign t-shirt.

And it will all be available through Patreon and through the YouTube, their, our memberships. All right. This is hilarious. First of all, a sign t-shirt. This is the worst piece of merchandise, a signed t-shirt. There's so worse piece of merchandising you can side. T-shirts go in the wash. People wear t-shirts, a signed t-shirt.

I am right, which is washed. It doesn't make any sense. What am I gonna do hanging out my wall? Look at my signed t-shirt. I'm a Stuttering Job one. It's, wow. How did you get that? Amazing.

Something that you would force somebody to do as a punishment on another podcast So this is where I know this other John doesn't realize he's very delusional He doesn't realize that he doesn't have fans. He has trolls. Guess how many people are on his patreon right now paying him money to Patrick Michael has more people paying him money on his Patreon than Stuttering John does. What that's sickin' John, what that's sickin'? You are a fuckin' nobody, you're a loser. Yo, loser.

Alright, let's read what these tears are. $5 tears, Stuttering John, tier 1. This guarantees you a shout out on the show and a question answered during the show if I see it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha beer on the balcony episode as well as a shout out in each episode any question answered and a private phone call Wow dude a private phone call we said we're done is that worth ten bucks a month beer on the bill I mean What are you wearing doing that anyway? You definitely hit on you. Yeah So you want to grab a drink sometime how many coups lights have you had?

$20 a month. What does this get? All right, you get a shout out. You get a personal phone call, extra episodes of beer on the balcony, a sign t-shirt after three months. So you got to give him $60 on the sign t-shirt. And a Zoom meeting with you and a 15 minute Zoom setting with you and four of your friends.

And a Zoom meeting with you and a 15 minute zoom setting I don't know he doesn't know what he's talking about. I guess Heldon right this for me It's like you're in the self and we're gonna even be on there if somebody did fucking do it for him You know, I know he can't set up a fucking Dream page so $20 a month and you get a zoom meeting with him and four of your friends What would that even be? What would you talk to? I can't imagine what this personal phone call is.

So hey, what are you doing? How's it going? What are you? What's up? And I think I'm gonna talk about it. I think what you're trying to say is this is all ill-conceived. This is an ill-conceived idea. It's not gonna work out well.

Can we all please keep an eye on this guy's Patreon? And unlike Patrick and Mike Goldstein who encourage people to give him money and sign up. Yeah. This fucking asshole, don't give him a dime now. Let's just see how long he leaves it up there and pathetically just takes it down and never talks about it again.

Because at a certain point, if he's still at like two or three, come November or December, they'll just take it down. Because it can't be embarrassing. Can't some of the dudes in Discord put together like a Jerry Banfield style Zoom call with them though? And then we have to give them like 60 bucks.

60? No, it's because you got to be out for three months, I think. I don't know, the rules are really confusing. The rules are very confusing. I mean, it's worth it to give them like 20 bucks, just to have them, just to have them hang up immediately after I say, so why do you suck so bad? You know, it's just like, I'd pay 20 bucks to ask him that question and see what he

says. So soft weekly, if you want to get on that, I actually have a whole list of questions. I'm hoping to get a show with him someday. I have a whole list of questions written down. So if anybody does want to do that and you want ideas on what to ask him, I certainly given it some thought. Oh, last thing was centering John. Let's just face it, David. I'll be honest, I'm not aging well. I mean, when you look at me on the stern show with the long hair and, you know, when the

brown hair now I'm going gray and, you know, but when I get the new camera and the new lights, you know, I'm gonna look a lot, lot more attractive, I promise. Mmm. All right. Yeah. So, Stuttering John just turned 55, heavy birthday, buddy. 55 years old. You know what he got for his birthday? He was all excited. Someone ordered him a couple of cases of course lighten was delivered to his house And then he was I don't even have the clip I said too much John

But then he was bitching about how he had a show his ID to the guy and he didn't want to walk downstairs I show him the ID because it's birthday. I don't know what it works But birthday he made the guy walk up to his shitty apartment What to show the ID he was bitching about this guys Cause it's birthday, I don't know what it works, but birthday. He made the guy walk up to his shitty apartment. What? To show him the idea he was bitching about it. This guy's, house, when you say this shit, like how many patrons does he have? What did people send him for his birthday?

These are punchlines. These are fucking punchlines. He had Hellsparcs come over to set up his computer so it would work better. I just saw, I just saw Chrissy May Mayor's boyfriend just wrote that he tried to go live the connection was so horrible that he gave up. That just happened just now, so that's funny. He had Hellsparx come over and show him how to connect an ethernet cable directly into his motor. He didn't know how to do that. He's like, oh no, I got a connection here. I got an

ethernet right into my motor. Like you didn't fucking know you could do that, you idiot. Hellsparx drove from Vegas to LA to help John set up his setup. What is wrong with Hellsparx? What is wrong with Hellsparx drove from Vegas to LA to help John set up his setup. What is wrong with Hellsparx? What is wrong with Hellsparx? That's the next question that we got to tackle. That's the next thing I got to urgent. I don't have any problem with Hellsparx except that he's too nice to Stuttering John who doesn't deserve it. We got to review the Cayman. This is the last thing I want to talk about in last week's episode.

Thank you for after the show. The last week's episode obviously was very controversial, was the biggest... Nice, come on. Well, did you see the subreddit? No. It's 125 people. I really, really appreciate it.

You're really upset about it? I don't know if they're upset about it. I'm not upset about it. Yeah. You know, it's all good. I mean, I think Chrissy may or some of the other... Yeah. There's people who got bashed pretty hard in that episode

No, I didn't think it was that bad. I thought you had it was great. I think it when it sort of is not the you know This same cookie cutter I agree I agree It's an interesting you don't have to agree with me I know it's a Ralph. I said this to Sean the audio engineer instead of the Chad You know, I have to come out and agree with me It's right. We have a different opinion just have a good opinion right that's that's all we're looking for Like right you have an opinion. Why is it? Yeah, give me some rationale Yeah, if your opinion is stuttering John is not that bad that we're gonna disagree

Yeah, you're gonna need to have a little bit of proof or evidence for that. I'm not buying it All right, here's a review of the game over from Derek. Hey Carl. Sorry, I gotta go in a bit of a rant here, but I listened to the latest episode and I have to say that was quite possibly the worst piece of shit I've ever listened to. I don't know who this guy you had on was. This Chad Kumsok, but man, talk about not being able to rid a room. He interrupted you constantly, he kept talking over your clips, and he either wouldn't

or couldn't even go along with any of the points you were trying to make. You just couldn't riff with this guy. I think he did a pretty good job trying to stay on track and keep things moving along for the show's sake, but man, that was tough to listen to. Oh, and the way he kept bringing up his spiteful vindictiveness about the host of the show you guys were covering, it was just so ridiculous. Oh, boo, boo, boo, let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin. Oh, he made fun of me, and he gave me a hard time when I was just a lollies struggling comic.

Whoa, it's me. What a bitch. But here's my number one grievance with this episode. And more to the point, this guy, first, he bashes Chrissy Marrow, which is like, so whatever. I mean, I could take a lever, but to defend in the same breath, Stuttering John, and be all on Team John, on this show, you are a monumental cocksucker. So to recap, please, please, please, for the love of God, don't bring him back on the show as a regular. Please for the love of God, don't bring him back on the show as a regular.

If I was a patron in donating you money, if I would have for sure dropped out after this episode, do you have any idea how many hypothetical dollars you would have lost, sir? I'm talking one, maybe even $3. So yeah, call me back. We don't have a $3 tier. The lowest tier is $5. Derek, feel free to hop on the page on a daydall. I guess my question is how do you know Chad?

Like how did he become a guest on the show? He reached out to me. He wanted to do Maxwell, that Paulie MF20. He reached out to me and I said, oh, you know we're actually doing October and October, so this would be great for that. Yeah. And we set it up to do it.

Okay. I gotta say, I have no problem with Chad. I'm glad he came out. I thought it was a fun show. I don't have a problem with Chad here. The one thing that people point out was a little bit hypocritical, and I gotta agree with this,

is he was pissed at this Maxwell guy for shitting on him when he was a young comic. And then said, Chris, he's only been doing comedy for a while, and she sucks. Oh. Oh. Hmm.

Okay. That's a weird, weird reasoning. Speaking of women who suck, Sophia. Oh yeah. From Call of Her Daddy. She'd gone away. Right? Call of Her Daddy came back with Alex Cooper solo.

And if people heard me on Drew and Mike recently, we reviewed her interview with Miley Cyrus that Alex Cooper did on Caller Daddy. And we were goofing on there about how Sophia would got greedy, wanted a lot of money, her boyfriend, the HBO executive got involved to start negotiating, and she got shitt-canned, done so, out of the picture,

and we've not heard from her until just what, a couple days ago, right? Big announcement, yep. Sophia's back. Andy, listen to this, I didn't know. Yes, I've been like, subscribe down her Instagram Instagram waiting for her to come just to show up because I knew this was gonna happen It was waiting to fap. I mean wait to listen to what she was gonna come into right? Yeah, it was all but And I had my think should they put like a one-minute teaser out that she was gonna have a new podcast

And I knew we were doing this today So I hit my all of my fingers crossed that the first episode would come out before a Saturday and it was What was it like eight o'clock last night nine o'clock last night? the episode came out and I started clipping clipping clipping and I called Carl and I said, dude, this, I mean, this whole episode is a clip. Everything. Oh, God. This is going to be a whole episode. So we just decided that we would just do a tease of that it's a 40 minute episode. And you know, I can't remember Carl. Is it don't say shit for attention? Yeah, I believe, let me, let me figure out what the exact quote is.

I believe it's this one. Don't say shit for attention, it's not cute. Oh, okay. Okay, I guess that's their motto over there. Call her daddy. All right, it's the opposite now. Oh, okay. And it's not gonna be funny,

and it's gonna be really fucking annoying. So you tell me, clip one of the intro here, is this obnoxious, or is it pretentious, or is it conceited? I don't know. Hey everybody, I guess I'm back. Let's get this shit over with. Wow, I'm so welcoming.

My name is Sophia Franklin. It's Sophia spelled with an F and then to be completely obnoxious, Franklin spelled with a Y. Okay. Okay, so it's probably all three things. Yeah. Yeah, all right. So then, the actual answer is clip two.

It's not, it's just pathetic, is what it is. If I could please ask for you guys listening to please subscribe, subscribe, subscribe. Collin, I'm so desperate. I am recording this solo, so if I refer to myself in third person, please bear with me. Oh God, she was not ready for it. She's not prepared for this Well, actually honey. Have it take two of that one. It's fine

Well, let's just keep going because this is just kind of an order. Yeah, she is like not going to reference Alex Cooper anyway like she doesn't exist Okay, Sophia's world anymore. Yeah, why would you want to bring up the drama that's the only way anyone's tuning in? Anybody knows who you are. Right, but let's ignore that clip. I want to fucking idiot. So about six months in, I was looking for a new apartment and I needed a roommate because I was broke.

And by complete random chance, this girl I had met in like an uber pool or something She told me that she knew of someone looking for a place also So I met up with this complete rando to look at an apartment and It was at that very moment, which I obviously didn't know at the time My life was about to completely change Who was this shit who gave her a fright? my life was about to completely change. Who gives a shit to give a fuck? Who wrote, yeah. How so?

Because of who? No, who knows? We're not gonna say on this show. So that is how she became roommates with Alex. Right. Who propelled her to start him. Right. This was all Alex's doing.

Right. She was the one who had a YouTube show and was trying to be famous and was dating Matt's pictures. Right some rando No, it's in the garden. Yeah, I don't know who this girl is. She's just you know dating the best picture on the Mats. I don't know. I have no idea. I got me a job. Yeah, it got me a job where I then wanted to half a million dollars a year and the boss said sure Yeah, we can do that and I said fuck and I said now I'm out of here. So then this next this is

Do's chill Kriji Then oh and this is also where you can figure out that she's just reading all this is all script Oh, no, I swear it's not even good right if it's good. It should at least be good I should get your thoughts together first. Oh, no together first. Or maybe she'll go off book like Trump, but it's definitely written down. Based on the title of this, I'm gonna play. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week.

It got to a point where we couldn't even go outside without getting recognized. Ew, I just sounded so cringy right there. Oh God. So she has to have humility, but also show off what a star she is. That's what that was. You can even go anywhere.

Yeah. I keep on saying this, but I'm so famous. Oh my God, I just said that loud. Oh my God, I did. I'm doing it on podcast. Oh my God, please subscribe. Just try to do my podcast. Yeah.

And she's been attacked. She had no choice to do a podcast where people pay attention to her. She could not do anything and just go away. Do what she was doing before she started the podcast. But she had no choice but to do this podcast, girl. Now ideally, I would never talk about this shit ever. It's just not my personality and it's just not my character. But because of the complete

character assassination that happened to me on such a massive scale, I was really left with no choice. I was forced to do this. Character assassination. So Dave Portnoy, explain that you did not take a good deal that you should have taken. Yeah. That's a character assassination. Right. All right. So this is a show called Sophia with an F. Right. And you would think based on that title, it's going to be about sex and fucking. Well, just a few of these are fucking some guys brains out. And essentially it's going out there to talk about her side of the fucking story. You care? Yeah. I mean, how about the episodes do we need of this?

Right. But, okay. That's what it's going to be. Clipsix. I was labeled as greedy, lazy, submissive, all types of shit. submissive. I don't think submissive wasn't there. I think the other ones, yeah.

Just check out my Instagram bio. You will see it all there with a shooting star emoji Iconic so at this point you guys are probably like bitch. What did you do? What did you do bitch? I'm going to tell you Oh boy. Here we go. Oh boy. What, so, I mean. What did she do, Andy? You listen to this.

No, I guess what happened. Is this a tease? Yeah, that's how we teasing all this. It's just a tease. All right, I wanted to do a whole episode of this. Well, I might bring it to Drew and Mike, and maybe we'll do it here, I don't know. Well, do it, do what you will with it, but I've been, I've been looking forward to this. I will tell you that I was talking to Drew

about Pitbull has a podcast and then Mark from Drew and Mike sent me a note with the link to this Sophia podcast. Yeah. And I was like, I guess I know we're talking about it, Tuesday. I'll be on Drew and Mike on Tuesday. And you should definitely check that out. We always do a W-A-T-P-S segment.

When we go over there, which is a lot of fun with those guys. All right. Did you see the other thing that is in the podcast world that came out, the Bunga Bunga, I guess the Vaynerds landed in a new podcast? Oh yeah, but he made it. Vaynerd is?

I have not. It's, I mean, I was just like, but he made it. I have not. I mean, I was just like, I was so annoyed, I was pissed. I was like, somebody named their podcast, Bunga Bunga. You can't do that, Dimaena, we love Bunga. I know, but I just kinda like, did it like an edit on the T's for the, I guess Whitney Cummings is somehow involved with it

and it's about some Italian media mogul or something. Okay, here's a scenario that might sound just a teensy, weenzy bit familiar. Bunga, bunga. Bunga, bunga. This is the story of the rise of the brashest billionaire turned politician the world has ever known.

Vayner! He was able to create this sort of culture around him. He struck me at the time as New Varyish, vulgar, very shrewd, very clever. Men wanted to be him and women wanted to be with him. He said, he's like, girls, are you ready for the Bunga Bunga? In the land of the Bunga Bunga, thea Bunga Bunga The maze mansions in the sky Won't be my blues if the whole of Bunga Be the better be better to fly

Don't see dog Rip off So everybody check out Planet Manor Yeah, Planet Manor, fuck whatever that was I don't even know why I listened to that just now Sounds terrible So that's what Trump It's about like the Italian Trump.

Oh, there's another guy. Who's similar to that? Right. Cares. I'm sorry, I wasn't following that conversation. No, it's shout out to Maynard. I just wanted to give Maynard a shout out. I was mad that they were ripping him off.

All right, that's enough of our babble, babble, babble. It's time for... Maybe this should be our new theme song for OP. This came over from Eon Forrest in our discord. ["Bubbys Show"] Are you a boner guy? ["Bubbys Show"] Oh, it's worth it. That was worth it. All right.

OP did a show with Bubba's Love Spongebob. Oh, this is good. This is good. I've heard of him. Yeah. So it's OP and Bubba's Love Spongebob. I think OP is probably. So it's OP and and Bubba the love sponsor. I think OP is probably on Bubba's show because Bubba still has a radio show on like OP and Bubba decides that he wants to do a pitch with OP because Bubba

used to be on serious XM right and Howard brought him on he was on the Howard channel. Yeah, he's on Howard one I think. Yeah. In the afternoon's maybe. So Bubba ever since he was let go from serious, been trying to get back. That's kind of been his mission. Okay. Otherwise he's just a local DJ like Tampa or something. Right. Yeah.

I'm sure that if Doug from who's right is listening, he'll tell me I'm saying all of this wrong. He's a Bubba fan. I'm not. I don't know. So this is OP talking to Bubba Baba and Baba's got a great idea You want to hear a good fight story? After I tell you my idea of you going down and and and going to talk to Scott and saying Scott If Howard leaves like what the fuck are you gonna do like you guys got to think about life after Howard and Baba loves Howard and I respect Howard you got to say say that part. And me and Bubba want to do a show together.

I would think about that. We have some weird fucking chemistry. Yeah, we didn't do this years ago. I know, and we can fucking pull it out together. And I don't hate you like Anthony did. I fucking actually like you. And if you want to hate me, that's fine. But we could go in there and be like, listen, Howard's gone, but this, I mean, this is kind of like the next thing, Bubba and OP or OP and Bubba. So this is interesting.

Bubba wants to get back at Series XM with OP, who was fired from Series X out. Yeah. And has done nothing since then. And Bubba is like, you know, you and I should team up. And if Howard doesn't resign, now you got the OP in Bubba Show. Who wouldn't keep their subscription

with that kind of ad? It could be the next DLR. Right. Yeah, they're ready to go with this shit. It's such a desperate look for Bubba. Such a desperate look for Bubba. That's what I thought too. I'm like, eew.

So this is audio of the Bubba show with OP on the phone. Dude, this is from OP radio. I put it from I know because this will be an episode of Bubba show and then OP will do the same show on. I think I think he cried Bubba's audio and put it out because Bubba sounds way better than OP. It's always so lazy. So he brings this up and OP mentions that Scott Greenstein over there is the chief content officer. Okay.

He's the one who makes his decisions about the talent. It's serious. It's serious, I can't say. Yes, thank you. Scott Greenstein. And OP explains that Scott loves OP. And he goes into the real reason why he was fired. Scott definitely likes me a lot.

But I just forced their hand because there's a Howard stuffal. He's been... Well, unforeseen. It's fucking going there with the tail between your legs. Know how to work like a pro wrestler and get us some fucking money, OP. You know the real reason I fired was because I went into his area, right? You know his whole compound area? Yeah. I was on Facebook. I was on Facebook live, and my show ended, and there was a cleaning lady. was because I I went into his area right you know his whole compound area yeah

I mean I was on Facebook I was on Facebook live and I my show ended and there was a cleaning lady with one of those you know key cards that unlocked the door and I'm on Facebook live and I try to explain to the sky I'm like you know when you're alive you know your balls are bigger you know we come from a shark jack world so I'm not gonna push you out right so I casually asked her to you know I forgot something there can you let me And so she, I couldn't believe it. I almost didn't want her to do it because I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So Opie's explaining that the reason why he got fired is because he went over to

Howard's area within series. I'm not because his show had no ratings and no one cared about it. Not because he videotpe to co-worker taking a shit Rollin' and then rolling went and complained to HR. No, no, no, no, the real reason is because he was on Facebook live Going in how it turns air so how would he got him fired? According to OP. Yeah, I want to say Facebook live Was it even a thing when he got fired? That didn't exist. I did it. I'm sure it did But what's he talking about? He's doing a national radio show. And then he's going on Facebook live.

He's being agged on by those people. That's definitely not why you got fired. I know. It's so silly. So Opie's explaining, you know, Scott Greenstein likes me, but I might not be the guy to team up with to get a job in serious XM. I was fired from them, but Bubba is not taking no for an answer. And it sounded soundly they're kind of joking a bit, but Bubba is very serious and you're going to hear that here.

But you walk you walk in there. How about this? Now, I'm on the fucking, oh, be you got to open your mind up a little bit now. Your hard headed like me. I'm trying to open your mind. I'm trying. I'll get Howard on the air and I'll get him to say that it's okay for Scott to talk to you and I on a show pitch.

I would sit down and do that in a second. So I can email Howard and say Howard. Don't, don't, don't. Don't, don't. By naming an email, no, hold on. No, hold on. I just, I'm fact, I emailed Howard happy 12th anniversary yesterday. And he got right back to me, but listen.

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days, we're both radio guys. I think it would absolutely work. There certainly would be a buzz out there. We have two very different audiences too, right? Oh, no, there's be no buzz for that. You guys are both husbands, it's over. Well, this could be the next big thing is Opie and Bupa. No, it's not allowed in the building. He's been fired. He was suing them. When he went to Westwood one who was talking about how he had a lawsuit and then I guess they took care of the lawsuit and they paid him much money so he didn't talk badly about him anymore. Also,

why do you need Howard's permission? That's weird. You know, even just pitch it, and if it's worth anything, which it's not, they'll make a deal with you. But you don't need, I mean, I list doesn't have to get Howard's permission. Especially anybody, like all these other guys. Especially because they're talking about

if Howard doesn't resign, what are they gonna do? They're gonna need another morning show. Especially then, you don't need Howard's permission. It's leaving. Yeah. It's leaving. Yeah. It's fine. But that is a really bad idea. And I hope it happens.

It's a terrible idea. Yeah, that'd be amazing. I hope that they go through the whole thing and they pitch it and they try to get out there. What, why, I mean, but you're already there and you're gone. Why would they, say, were they happy?

It wasn't working. Say, were they happy? Because it sucked. Why would they have you back? I know. Bubba goes, we'll have a great show because unlike Anthony, I don't hate you. Yeah, but also unlike Anthony, you're not funny. Really? So it's that I don't see on this works.

I'm not seeing how this is going to put flat out, but they're going to get some fucking tick-tock kids in there. Not some fucking dinosaur, guys. Nobody cares about anymore. Oh, man. All right, Andy. That's all I wanted to talk about with Ope. I just found that to be... This is ridiculous. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, I thought that was fun.

One more segment to get to. Sweet! We got a lot of important things to talk about today. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show.

Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Because that's absurd. Patrick Michael has a new podcast. I talked about this. The briefcase. Right. It's a new podcast. I talked about this, the briefcase. Right. It's a daily podcast that he puts out.

And I love it. All right, when it comes to Patrick Michael, I want quantity. Just give it to me. That's all he cares about. I want to know everything that you have to say, I'm really interested in every topic you want to discuss. What Patrick decides to talk about on this episode is Joe Rogan's new podcast.

And as you know, Joe Rogan moved to Austin, Texas. He's got a brand new studio in Austin, Texas. It's a little bit jarring when if you're familiar with watching a show, you write now in this place. It looks like a spaceship. Yeah, it's like a red tube. Yeah. It's weird.

So the first guest that he has on there is a guy named Adam Curry. Is that name ring a bell to you, Andy? I Oh, yes. Oh, you've heard of Adam Curry? I've heard this show. Oh, what guest he's never heard of Adam Curry. That would be our friend Patrick Michael. Now Adam Curry, who none of you know because nobody knows who he is because he is the first podcast guy. And much like much like anybody who is the first at anything they're not the best in fact they're not even good what whoa shots fired he says so Adam Curry was a guest on Joe Rogan and I'm Curry is the co-host of the No Agenda Show which I'm a huge fan of along with John C. DeVorek I listen to

Adam Curry for six hours a week I'm a huge fan of his and this guy goes out and goes, just because he invented podcasts, doesn't mean anyone's ever heard of him. No one's ever heard of this guy. What? He was a VJ on MTV. Yeah, he's like, for over a decade.

He was a VJ. Yes. Everyone knows you had a very hot cast here. No one's ever heard of him. No one's ever heard of this guy. And also this episode is over a month old. Like, yes. What, I know.

I know. No, he's just bringing this up. This is the second time on old. Like, yes. What, I know. I know. Now he's just bringing this up. This is the second time on Joe Rogan, too, for Adam Curry. Oh, this is the return. This is his return. Yeah. Okay.

This was the first episode that Joe Rogan did in Austin, because that's where Adam Curry lives. So we brought him on. Got him. So I want to thank El Gore Rhythm in our discord who turned me on to this. He's like, by the way, your boy shame is a talking bad shit about Adam Curry. It's insane. So this goes on. But we're here to talk about how ridiculous it is that that guy is called the pod father and

Nobody calls the guy that invented basketball or football the football father or the basketball father Okay, they just are those people. It's a play on words. It's a play on, it's a play on, it's a play on, it's a play on words. You fucking moron. I mean, you don't call me football father. You can't just,

that's a fun. That's a funny. What are you, that stupid, are you that stupid, Patrick, my god? Yes, he is. Oh, okay. Fair enough.

I guess I should just accept that, that's a really good point. So then he wonders, why is it that Adam Curry was the first podcaster? But they have to call this guy the podfather because otherwise you'd have no idea who he is. And truly, how did he become the first? Other than he started doing it before anyone else.

Yeah. Yup. Yup. That's how he became the first by doing it before anyone else. Holy shit! This guy's insane. So he continues to go off on Adam Curry. This goes on for a while and then he comes back to it 10 minutes later and goes off on him some more. And he just wants to know what anyone would even listen to Adam Curry's podcast. And the irony in this, I don't want it to be lost to anyone.

This is a show called The Briefcase on anchor.fm hosted by Patrick Michael. And no agenda is a huge show, probably hundreds of thousands of listeners, right, of which I am one of them, right? And this is what Patrick Michael's take is. Why are people still listening to him because I find that odd It's like dude. There's so many other podcasts out there so many better podcasts than fucking Adam Curry's

What could the guy talk about news? Oh really? I'm actually getting angry and I love Patrick Michael like what? You don't know when this guy's podcasting about. You don't know what you're podcasting about. Why would anyone listen to this guy? What does he know about? He knows about a ton of shit. The guy who's a VGNMTV knew that the internet was gonna take off, bought MTV.com.

MTV sued him. He started a company that started building websites. He was one of the first agencies that started building websites for clients, made so much money that he bought a helicopter company. The guys are fascinating and individual. And his podcast is amazing. He knows his shit.

He knows a lot about himself. Patrick Michael knows nothing about anything. He's doing a podcast for seven people in me and he's going, who would even listen to this guy's fucking podcast? Holy shit, Patrick Michael. This is insane. This is a new level for you.

What? Podcasting is, it's leveled the playing field because you have somebody like Adam Curry and you have somebody like Patrick Michael and then you have Carl who loves both of these shows. That's true. That's true. I've got to be the only person who's connecting these dots.

And then after he's motherfucking Adam Curry for sucking a podcast, and no one knows who he is And no one's ever heard of him and all that kind of fun stuff He does a classic Patrick Michael move which when you're ragged on a guy for not being very good at podcasting It's always good to do this Now I'm also gonna say this before we get any deeper on mr. Rogan Is he related to Seth Rogan? Nobody talks about that. He's related to Gerard Wei from Ikemukaromats.

Nobody talks about that. That's not even what I was gonna mention here. And I'm glad that I did bring those things up. Because now I've forgotten what I actually was going to say. Yeah. He lost his own trade of thought with his own nonsense rambling. And he's sitting there going, Who's listening to this guy's podcast?

Oh, Patrick Michael. This is a rare occurrence where I'm actually kind of mad at the guy. Rambling and he's sitting there going who's listening to this guy's podcast Patrick Michael I this is a rare occurrence where I'm actually kind of mad at the guy. Yeah Normally I love everything that Patrick Michael does but I'm this one I'm like you're just mad that you're wasting our time. Yeah, I actually mad at what you're saying on this one I'm like geez come on man. What are you doing over here? And never gets old and never get told with this guy. It does. He never ceases to amaze you. It does it.

You know what's funny? It's stupid. I talk about Suthering John almost every episode because he talks about me. And he calls me a loser. Yeah. So I feel I need to respond. I talk about Patrick Michael because he's fascinating.

Right. Suthering John's not fascinating. He's just a loser. It's terrible. Patrick Michael is actually fascinating. Right. Sonny John's not fascinating, he's just a loser. But, terrible. Patrick Michael is actually fascinating. Yeah. I just love the guy. And we talked about him, we talked about John,

we talked about Opie, we talked about Eric Zane and the Zaniacs, Kenny from Nashville, Sophia Franklin. Sophia Franklin. We talked about Chrissy Mayer, Karen Fiham. Chrissy mayer's boy-friars in the disco. We talked about everything. Everything. So you know what that means?

It must be time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team.

I'm excited about this one. Oh yeah. We're still in the midst of Jacktober, everybody. Yeah. We are still reviewing radio shows. A lot of radio shows also put out a podcast, a supplemental podcast. And what they do is they take their radio show,

cut out all the songs and commercials, and then put that out for us to listen to and enjoy across the country. Oh right. And I'm really glad that this person's doing that. This is gonna be one of these stories I'm gonna warn you right now. If you are the week of any of you, you can't handle.

Yeah. Then don't turn off your radio. Just be prepared to vomit. Oh. Oh. A woman had a headache. OK. And it started getting worse.

And worse. So she went to the hospital. Hospital couldn't figure out what it was. They did went to the hospital. Hospital couldn't figure out what it was. They did some x-rays. Uh-oh. What's ever? She had a cyst on her brain. Okay. The cyst was full of tapeworm larvae. Oh, um. I need to take a break. This is a show called Scorch's Sloppy Seconds. Oh, dear. Scorch is back, everybody.

He's doing a morning show somewhere in Wisconsin. This is the smallest of small markets. I can't even tell you what the name of this town is. I'll look it up. I'll figure out what number it is in radio markets. People are just a nice sort of thing. This is a suggestion from Cody and probably a million other people. We're finally going to review Scorch.

Yeah. And I'm very excited about that. I love all these old DJ, like burnout, softer voice DJ guys. It's so funny. Dude, I was listening to this show because I'm excited to do this. So I was listening to it.

He puts out a podcast and you know like how Morning Radio works. Like the shitty Morning Radio Jocks, they introduce a topic in the first hour. And then near the end of the first hour, when they have a break, they reintroduce the topic. Yeah.

And then the beginning of the next hour, callers call in and talk about their take on the topic. And they kind they reintroduce the topic. Yeah. And then the beginning of the next style, where callers call in and talk about their take on the topic, and they kind of reintroduce it again. And then another 30 minutes goes by, and then they kind of talk about the topic again. Yeah, Kimberly Beck, where it's like, unlistenable. Yeah. You listen to it for 20 minutes,

and you're like, all right, I can stop listening. Right, they just repeat themselves over and over again. It would want. And they get callers to call in and sing nonsense. It's so boring. Yeah. To call out, you know, whatever. Should kids go Halloween fired? Should kids go out on Halloween this year with COVID? That's the topic today.

And then someone will call in and be like, it's fine, you know, there's a social distancing. Someone else will call it. This is crazy. We're all gonna die. I might get to do that. Yeah. That's what the show is.

And they put it out as a podcast, which shows how terrible it is. Because they cut out all the nonsense in between and just showing you that's the same segment over and over and over and over. Oh yeah. What's next? Where are the roses?

Yeah. You fucking ass. That's great. And the show is, he's a morning show. And when the podcast comes out, it's about 20 minutes, which tells me that he's doing a four to five hour long morning show. And they're only doing 20 minutes of talking because it's all just music and commercials.

I don't know who's listening to this shit anymore. Can Eric Zane get third share on this? Eric Zane, wait, what an audition. I don't think it's far from his house. You might want to look into that. If you wanted to drive to wherever Chad Zuma gets beat and beat him up on the way put into your resume, fill out a whatever. I don't know, talk about it, Mark.

Andy, thank you so much for coming on. Yeah. We have an important segment coming up where we're going to listen to some auditions for our next review girl. Now that Vic is in the Navy, is there anything that you want to plug, my friend? You want to put me in? Yeah, I'm gonna be at Eric Zane's paintball event

and Grand Rapids. That'll be a lot of fun. I mean, be there. That'll be a lot of fun. All right, well, I'll be there too. And please, join us again next week. It might be the episode we found out what's for all. Who are these podcasts?

Sleep well, every pony. Party in the must-vis. Of morning radio. And now to show these cold white cows. Yes, sleep well, everybody. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called right now. Hmm. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody.

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2.5% 2.5% 2.5% 2.5% I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Alright, so this is the most important event in the history of W-A-T-P. What we're going to do now, I've asked three different potential review girls to come to us with three different reviews.

One is a real W-A-T-P review. Two of them are for other podcasts. We have to guess which review is the W-A-T-P review. Okay. Okay. Now, the first one up is K- up is Casey. Casey, how you doing? I'm great. How are you? I am awesome. I believe Casey. I'm doing sound okay. You sound great. Okay. I'm going to have to top band practice guy. No, no, no, no, no,

they're not top-edition with band practice guys. Like a no, no, no, no, no. They're not top-edition with bad practice guys. Like a pd against each other. Yeah, okay. Bad practice guy is out. He fucked up. All right, I don't know who these other contestants are. All right, what? All right, do you want to introduce them all first,

but can I do their thing? No, we're gonna do one at a time. Okay, because I have somebody that I have in mind that you're gonna have to outdo. I just want everybody to know this. No, no, no, it's between these three three women Okay, but I don't know who they are. I'm hoping it's a certain All right, so let me explain what this is so Casey is not one of them Casey. Oh, man

Tell me if I'm right. You better be good. All right, all right. I'm just fine Casey I Crit me if I'm wrong. I believe Casey was the low energy voice mower that Sean come. That's me. Yes. All right. Casey. What did you Casey? Good. All right.

You're up. Let's do some reviews. Let's do it. You want to know what the other reviews are from first. So you just want to like find that out at the end. We're getting guests.

No, it doesn't matter where the other reviews are from. OK. I'm going to put on the podcast on the show. Fuck, no, that's all. All right. So my first one is being undisrespectful by Joffis Day. I used to listen, but it is just mean bashing now. Sad because it used to be fun. Okay. That's that sounds like

you can definitely be WTP. All right. All right. The second one, That sounds like you can definitely be WTP. All right. All right. The second one, really bad by 12-tone. Don't waste your time listening to these painfully unfunny elitists. OK, I think I can be asked to. OK, so that's number two.

And then the third one, it's a no by CatGZ17. I was excited to find this podcast as the concept sounded fun and interesting. Unfortunately I couldn't listen for more than 15 minutes. I just can't take people to try to be purposely ironic or funny. When clearly it's not, they're just snide condescending and miserable. All right, we're going to around the room producer, Chris. One, two, or three is a WATP review. They all sown.

They all could be. The cases are really nice job picking these out. I gotta tell you. Thank you. I'll go with number three. Okay, Andy, what do you got? All right, I mean, I liked. You're not the one who's gonna win or lose this contest.

Yeah, I don't want to much thought. But I'll just I'll just go with number two. Okay, I'll go with number two, but I think that number one is come town. Okay, number one's come down. Interesting. So you guys get extra points. Yeah, I'm going to go with number three as well. I think it's number three.

What do we got? Andy was right. Wow. I think it was come town. What do we got Andy was right? Wow No, the other team are from NPR's weight weight don't tell me Oh Wow Can you read number two again? I forget what it was Two victory lap

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Oh, Jesus. Damn. I think people would be interested to know. Sorry. Alright. Alright, Casey, you rock. Good job picking out those reviews Thanks, all right. Thank you for coming on

All right, that's Casey everybody thanks Casey remember Casey remember to vote for Casey. Let's find oh I don't see Michelle in here. Okay, then we're gonna go over to Teresa Let's bring Teresa up. Teresa, you there? Can you hear me? Yes. Yeah, we're finally very good. This is Teresa now. Yep, this is Teresa. Hey, Teresa, you're the one who called in and thought everyone was going to love you.

Am I right? Marships. Yes. Yeah. Okay. I did not say everybody. I was very clear about that in my sick voicemail that I knew people were going to shit on me. Oh yeah. It's inevitable. It is.

All right. They're shitting I was able to pull up someone on discord quick enough. Oh girl. He fucking cringy suck Who's like going out here people give me a break. I just recorded a bonus episode yesterday All right God damn it. I don't even have a pee break. I like your excuse where you're like I'm trying to drug because it's a pandemic All right sorry Teresa. We're gonna do the same thing with you.

Fair, I was doing pickup delivery and I was wearing a mask. Oh, okay. So I was sick, but I was being smart, so I'll eat a dick. Fair enough. All right, Teresa, let's read some reviews. Okay, let's see here. I'm totally pulling a Vick right now. I'm using screenshots.

Great, perfect. Whatever works. Everyone loves Vick, so that's fine. The blueprint. Number one, the content and conversation on this podcast is great. By my goodness, the host really need to normalize the volume levels. Whenever one of them starts screaming, shouting, or laughing, which is frequent, the volume spikes and its ear splitting.

Please somebody tell these guys to use a compressor or at least a limiter on their audio tracks. Other than that, it's good. Sir Bremros has already decided that's definitely W-A. Number two, this is the most average podcast. The host seems to think he's remarkably clever, but he lacks originality, wit, or skill. Okay. And that's it for that one. Yep. That could be us. It could be us. All right. Number three. Okay. Number three, this podcast is a good example of when American culture goes really wrong. These guys were raised to believe that they have something interesting to say and truly seem to believe it.

I don't know their age, but they're boomers in spirit. The boomers in spirit makes me feel like that might... I don't want to poison the well here. Producer Chris, what do you got? One, two, or three. Number one. Yeah, you like number one? Andy, what do you think? One, two, or three? Number one. Yeah, you like number one? Andy, what do you think?

I kind of agree. God number one feels good, but since you guys both cried, then I'm going to go with number three. All right, what do we got? OK, Carl is the winner. Oh, the boomer. The boomer. The boomer is the one that did it for me.

All right. You know how hard it is to try and find a vague description of this podcast. Yeah. Did a good job. I really thought I'd move on to too many inside jokes. I thought number one was good. That one was good.

That one was actually, oh, I suppose I should say who it was from. Yeah. You can. The first one was from We Hate Movies. And then the second one that was from the drill world in experience. He he. Theresa, would you be willing to give out

your cell phone number two only people who support us on Patreon? Oh my God. I doubt it. I would really have to talk it over with my husband. Oh wow. All right. That answer. One second. Do you have an only fans account? No, I do not have an only fans account.

Would you consider getting one? Do you do stand-up comedy, poorly? Yeah. Um, no. I've never wanted or tried to be an outside in the park standup comedian. Fair enough. All right, well, Teresa, thank you so much for participating. That was great. Did a great job. Yay.

Thanks for having me guys. Thanks very welcome. All right. I think I figured out who this last person is. Let's see if we can get her on. This would be Michelle. Hey, boomers, it's me. Wait a second, who is this?

I don't think this is Michelle. Yes, this is Michelle. All right, you got some reviews to read for us? Yeah, okay. let's go. Let's do it. Number one, if cancer had a sound, it would be this podcast. Some white clock, some white clock, Gurgling loser, and he out in his basement.

I like to move on to people. So I wanted to give me a chance to, so I listened to the first five minutes of about 20 or so episodes. I'm sorry I did. OK, that's not all. That's good news. Very good.

All right, next. OK. No, this is going to throw you off. Save my marriage and kept me from swallowing a bullet. I've never been married, but I pretty save my future relationships. Sex out of life. Okay, alright, that was number two. What's number three?

Number three, I think the comedy portion comes from how wrong they are so often. I'm a brunt out of touch grandpa lion and it's never funny. These are mostly boring takes on relatively easy targets when they attempt to take on the challenge. It's pretty funny because it's basically the internet. Listen if you like cynicism with no humor or actual propinion or like common section general. Oh wow, one or three are both. Spat-odd. All right, producer Chris, what do you got? I just wanted to be number one.

Yeah, me too. Go ahead, Eddie. I guess since you guys are both saying one, I'll go with three. All right, I'll go with one then. And you and me are tied one to one. Yeah. Let's see what happens.

What do we got? It's a number one. Yeah. Yay. Yeah. White clock see what happens. What do we got? It's a number one Clock gave it away curls a weiner Yeah, yeah Number six show and was your band sucks All right, I agree with that one. I'm your band sucks All right, so maybe I maybe I love that. I could be right right Michelle. Yes, cell phone number. What do you think?

A cell phone number. Oh, I could show you my husband's feet. He probably. She's a great. All right. So that's three knows nose cell phone numbers for our patreon supporters. Is that what we're I'm hearing How do you feel about fish with your name carved in it? Fish with my name Carb is in it. I'm vegan so no, okay. All right I'm vegan so now. Okay.

All right. All right everybody. Well thank you so much Michelle for coming on. Awesome job finding those reviews. Well I have to do a write-in vote for Christy Love's Pro Labs. I remember that. Oh my God.

Oh I can't we get that as a contestant. That's what Casey said when I reached out to her, she said not sure I can compete with Christy Love's Pro Labs program. So I actually credit to Casey on that. All right, thank you very much for, Michelle. Thanks for coming on. Awesome to talk to you. Awesome.

Thank you. Bye. Her internet was not the best. I'll be honest with you. Well, that's okay. Sometimes my internet's not the best either. What's listen to some voice mails? We got a bunch of voice mails.

We got a very kind of virtual episode. And she makes it. We got a bunch of voicemails. We got a very kind of virtual episode. And you make an asshole. We got a virtual episode. Okay. And I'm willing to be convinced that that's true. Before I play the voicemails, I just quick note for Boomer Guy under 45 seconds. It's don't call it. Dude, and he filled a twice in a row. He goes to three minutes and then I cut you off Yeah, and then he's telling me that I could add it. I'm not gonna add it Do you hear what should I edit for this show? Jesus Christ under 45 people Oh You fat second shit

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But thankfully, friend of the show, crippled Jesus called him. Yes. Hey, Carl, it's crippled Jesus here I wanted to leave a Congratulations boys male to a good friend of the show daughter and John. I think he's made a He's made a terrific

lateral move and wife. He went from podcasting for eight people to becoming the Democratic nominee for president of the United States. And I think that's a huge deal. So good job, stunnering guns. And yeah, I want to get your take on that color. I mean, obviously you're gonna have a lot to cover with one of the low cows being the presidential nominee. But what was your cow later? Oh, later, crippled Jesus. So I don't want to correct you with that.

Stuttering white-haired man was actually jailed by it. Oh, that was not stuttering, Jonathan. I could say you get confused, though. I'm throwing my support behind Melinda's McKillian 2020. Old men who stutter, often are confused. So I understand why he got that wrong. Remember the show we did last week. No one remembers this. So we recovered this guy called Polly. He called into our show. Yeah.

Hey Carl, this is Benjamin, aka Polly. He just reviews my show. And I know you do a little roast and back and forth. So I came up with a good bit to roast with you. I'm not entirely sure how I'm supposed to start this bit. Action. And pun. I'm sorry, I'm a little confused. Let me just take a sip of my coffee here. Oh, coffee. He was a normal everyday podcaster. And then he drank caffeine. And now he's a super podcaster. All right, all right.

Let's try again. Action. Dup. Dup. All right. And putt. OK. Sorry, I just got a text here on my phone. Well, it's a notification. I thought it was somebody who wanted to offer me a radio

gig, but it turns out it was just my wife's. Okay, all right, we'll try again. Connection, W-A-T-P, who are these podcasts more like? We are the poop because we stink Because we smell like shit Because we're terrible podcast, okay Call me back pretty good Paulie pretty good as good as Actually, Paulie called right back after that. Diaz to Chad.

I didn't try to ruin your career. You just suck and punch. All right. It's a little more creative than you thought it was going to be Andy. Yeah. So it's not all just uh bashing. You left out the boarding boarding. Hey, Cole, you know I got a real problem with this chat. You make fun. It's out there and hold to me.

I was seeing on Comic-Man. No, I'm out there doing my own comic shit. And here I am. It's been a soulful name. I've seen on Comic-Man trying to make my way. The own comic, you know. Oh, and Buck Chris made it all. I know this was a stunning draw.

I'm segmented probably, but uh, Buck Chris, you made it. Uh, five and five. I know this was a stunning draw in segment probably but uh, of course you may have a fight and punch. Hey Carl, I just wanted to say I thought last week's episode started out pretty good. That Chad Zumaqai, he did, I liked his energy for like the first podcast that I've already forgotten about. I can't remember the name. And the oldies segment.

It's great. He is vitriol, was something to behold. But then he just refused. Habsum did not play ball at all for Southern John, and didn't even let you get to shameless, which is, that's the best part of the show, honestly, consistently. He is beautiful, a beautiful creature of stupidity.

We still got to it. I know, I'll work out once everyone's so upset about it. Call me back, bring back Pat Oats. Oh yeah, he's, he's good. He's the okayest host who's also kind of shawky. Bring him back this month. Pat Oats, call me back. Pat Oats may be on the calendar.

That great, that would be great. I love Pat Oats. Yeah. He was great when he came out. Whenever Chad, he got ushered out, it's fine. I don't know that everyone knows that because I did it after the outro theme. Do people not listen after the, people just like,

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Well, Vixcaught now is now I guess I guess I'm just a real fan and I listen to the whole show you're more than a fan here actually no it's scary miss so all the people I've tried to insult yeah I know you as old as you're doing it after the show hey Carl I was just calling to let you know that you got you got a terrible voice. You get a fucking awful laugh.

You're not funny. I showed you to my not gonna name drop friend and they said that you're just a huge douche nozzle. Basically, we're trying to say you're a fucking cunt, but don't get me wrong. I don't hate you or anything. I'll be back. I'm not gonna name drop it, but it's your duty. You think it's here at ASL. It's your rule instead. It was funny. He's a nurse,

a kid, a zoo marker, a sock, really on funny. He named drop more people than told funny ghosts. I'm gonna need a forensic account and I'm out. I don't know if that's true. Well since we're doing Chan Impressions I'll get this one out of the way. This reason I was making this call. I was really worried about the reason I was making this call. I was really worried about the reason I was making this call. I was really worried about the reason I was making this call. I was really worried about the reason I was making in a situation of you to do really.

I mean, I have this. But it's so big. All right. He did kind of bring that up more than twice. Not everybody thought that the last episode was that worst episode but I want to point out. Yeah. Hey Carl, let's want to call and talk to you about the Chad episode you had with Chad. That was by far the best episode of WTP to date. All right. It was so nice watching you. We're not watching you, but hearing you borderline arguing with your co-host and him constantly jumping in at the wrong time. I think it was those of those

the best episode I love, Chad. I'm gonna listen to his podcast now. All right, good. I did like, I liked about it. enjoyed this well. Like I said, my job's too easy over here. I need someone to make it a little bit more difficult I'll do Holy fuck Carl if I ever hear Chad Zuma on your podcast again, I will pull my patreon money What a fucking butt hurt douche bag I

Would rather listen to did you bro? Calling that buddy All right, let's start pulling patreon money now. We're gonna get a little drastic. This is getting serious. Yeah, I'm starting to get a little bit too serious We're made Hey too bad that Band practice guy won't be the new Vic because I was kind of hoping that there would be a Opening for band practice guy if he was to become the new Vic and I was kind of hoping that there would be a opening for band practice guy. If he was to become the new bit and I was about to submit my trial to be band practice guy.

So here goes. BAM practice! Thank you. D-minus. Sir, I know bad brightest guy I've worked with bad brightest guy and you sir are no bad brightest guy I love the bad brightest guy. Hey for sure. That was good.

Yeah I do like that. That's funny. Hey buddy. I got about 17 minutes left into this 226 poly MF 20. Y'all talking about famous right now and his complete incomprehension of Willie Wonka and the chocolate factory. He's talking about why they don't employ people from the town.

I think that's honestly a projection because he probably doesn't have a job or he doesn't have a job. So I think he wishes that he was an employee or could relate to the employees in the chocolate factory instead of the Oompa Loompa Land. How did he get anybody? He aspires to be an Oompa Loompass. He's like, why don't they let people work in the chocolate factory?

I'd work in the chocolate factory. I need so much chocolate. Charlie would let me. Krippled Jesus' roommate. Caught into the show. Hey, Carl, it's your boy. Krippled Jesus' roommate, paraplegic Muhammad. Listen, brother, I just got, you know, fish hearing that last podcast with that story

and John Apologist, Brian, whatever his name is. Well, that shit was awesome, man. It's very rare to have someone actually like butt heads with you in a podcast. You need to bring his ass back on more often, man. Anyway, all right, brother. Keep up the good work, bye. Very paraplegic, my Harvard. Thank you. Thank you.

Fucking priceless. I love it. That's good. Hey, this is trash bag helmet. I'm a matriony. This is how bag helmet. I'm a Ph.R.Y.O.M.E. This is how I talk.

Carl, what bucket of unwashed or willow and seeds? You scraped that last coat out of. This is why I hate comics. You can't talk shit about each other. But if they struck first, fuck them. You'll talk about them all day. Fuck you, Chrissy. You mean to me, which means I can't say you're funny.

But Sutter and southern John he gave us that he saw I decided he must be funny while a great standards what a great person that guy was it's called who are these podcasts not who is this dumb fuck coward talking over the host thanks it's true although was going to start another project. Spin off show. Coward sucked over the others. Let's go now everybody.

Last one that we have here. Hey Carl, just wanted to call in to let you know the horrible fuck up with your review girl shit man. Look okay. Life is fucking hard enough as a pizza hut delivery driver. know don't worry the fuck up with your review girl shit man look okay life is fucking hard enough as a piece of a delivery driver okay I got fucking fat bitches waddling up to my screaming at me because I don't have their diet coke my boss thinks I'm a lazy piece of shit okay the only thing that brought me joy in my sad lonely existence would be able to turn on that hot, slam-piece vixx.

Go to the back seat of my car and whack it with a lukewarm meatlover deluxe. And you fucking took that away from me, Carl. Not only that, you replaced it with some pandering, dope smoking idiot. I can't fucking jack off to some band practice. Yes you can. You Carl. Try harder. Oh, God. Okay harder. Oh God. Okay, I'm calm.

Make better decisions. Hurry the fuck up. Love you. Call me back. No, we'll make sure to vote in the poll that will be out. Oh, it's going to be a voting poll. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.

We're going to let people vote on who they think should be the next. I'm not registered in presidential or. I'm sorry registered in presidential or I'm sorry to that guy too. I'm pretty sure Vic got like stuffed into a torpedo tube a jettison out of a submarine by now I can fap to that. So it's Casey Theresa and Michelle will have a pull out for people to check out and then they can they can vote The old pull out. Yeah, I'm not going to throw in my support behind anybody yet. I don't envy you as to edit this podcast. This is it. It's over.

OK? Goodbye. Good bye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. you