Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep228 - Scorch's Sloppy Seconds

Episode Date: October 18, 2020

Scorch is still working... kinda. He's found himself on a morning show in a town called Eau Claire. I'm not sure if it's a real place, I haven't seen any evidence that it is.  Cros is on the show along with John C. Dvorak from No Agenda and DH Unplugged. This show has everything! Seriously, everything! Scorch, Ladygang, Sofia with an F, SDR, Stuttering John, Anthony Cumia, PJ Philliam (a little), Redbar, Opie Radio, Patrick Michael and your voicemails. Also, we reveal the winner of the "Win Vic's Job" contest and get to know our new review girl.  My board is sh*t and I obviously need a new one. Thankfully Producer Chris was recording the room and you'll hear that I had to use that audio quite a bit. This was the longest I've ever spent editing a podcast and it sucked.  Check out our brand new sponsor: https://presshousecoffee.com/ Promo code for 20% off: watp https://www.noagendashow.net/ Support us: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is a suggestion that came in from Cody and next grotto and a bunch of other people. We have all listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with the other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show. It's a morning show. It's on 92.9. The X in O'Clair, Wisconsin hosted by Scorch and T-Ri.

This is a show called The Morning X with Scorch and T-Ri. And then they put out a podcast that just has the highlights from that show. Scorch is a veteran radio guy that he's been well documented by Oping and Anthony. I was gonna ask you how you know Scorch's because I go way back with Scorch. Oh, because he's a Syracuse guy. He was a Syracuse guy when I

was in high school. He was on the modern rock station and he was 150 years old then. Yes. And he was MC and concerts and shit. He was bringing the buttole surface out on stage. And he was old as fuck then. To hear him now that he's still alive is shocking. Let alone that he's employed. Can you believe that he used to be in Syracuse and he somehow found a smaller radio market to be a- I guess, seriously. Oh, Claire was constant. I couldn't find that out of map if he had a gun to my mom's head. Yeah. No idea where that is. Um, let's get into this show because this is interesting.

I think we all have some clips to play. Crows you have a clip that kind of sums up the show for you. I do my number one. All right. But Alexa will, if you enable the meow feature, Alexa will talk to your cat. Oh Lord. If you just give me a drink and take me out to dinner, I'll talk to your cat.

Yeah. It's 90 to 90, I'll talk to you. I'll talk to you. It's 92.99. You're just not right. It's part of my triangle of friends. 92.99. There's a link to this on the Scorch page. By the way, you can follow along. The Morning Eggs with Scorch and T-Rot.

92.99. The Eggs. Now the sweepers are there. It's got it all. I mean it's boring as fuck conversation. They're playing a soundboard. They're not even introducing the song. They're just talking over the song and then talking over the song again and then yeah It's them killing time from one traffic light to the next. You know what I mean? And it's all the show is and then the year it condensed into an MP3. It's Baffling to be why this exists. I said this to to job. Yeah, go ahead. I see the show as a morning zoo. Yep

Budget morning zoo because they're missing one guy Yeah, good boy. So format typically is two guys who are going after each other trying to make each crack each other up And then a girl who's in there who's like, oh these two guys who are going after each other, trying to make each crack each other up. And then a girl who's in there, who's like, oh, these two guys are idiots. And then comes the fourth additional person, which is the gay theater reviewer. It's reviews, movies, and TV shows. He only has himself and the girl.

And then there's no gay theater reviewer. There's this guy called the what's his name naked guy or the skin man the skin man so they bring the skin man reviews that are basically reviews of the of any porn or nakedness that's in a movie and I thought that was a very creative twist on a kind of a mediocre version of a morning suit. Well, Mr. Skin actually runs Mr. Skin.com. Yeah.

You listen to Howard Stern back of the day. He was a regular guest down there as well. He makes his rounds around the morning radio markets promoting his website. Yeah, I was gonna say he used to have a Corolla and I bet he makes the same phone call and makes the same horrible nudity puns. It's a crime.

Like a country. He's doing a bunch of dickhead and a fork to hire anybody. Yeah. Right. Right. So they have this guy on who's just on there to promote stuff. And it's interesting because Mr. Schinds always a good guest when he's on shows. Scorch talks to him every Tuesday at 930.

Oh no. So he's got every single week with Scorch and they still have no chemistry. Yeah. I have an example of this. So, Mr. Skins talking about, there's a TV show with Willie Collins, who's the daughter of Phil Collins. That's right.

Okay, and that's why he's like, this is exciting because you guys all know who Phil Collins is from Genesis, so this is Willie Collins. They're titties are in the air tonight. Very good, Crush. And Scorch tries to make a joke that is so flat and Mr. Schindler, you can realize that he's trying to make a joke.

Skyn, you mentioned Lily's famous dad, Alexandra Turkins, because of famous parents, who she is the daughter of Stanley and Estelle Turkin. Yes, Scorch, do you want to share with us who those parents are? Oh, Stanley Nistel, they started a big corporation in their home state. They're just Lord, we don't have to get into that. Yeah, they don't catch me like that. I can come up with a stupid joke to beginning, but don't make me follow through with it. Skin. No, I like it. I like it. He actually called that a joke. He just made up some people's names and said that.

Also, the daughter of a celebrity, they're like, I don't know what that is. What do you mean? What are you talking about? Yeah. Poor Mr. Skids trying to work with us. He's like, okay, move it on. Nah, there's another TV show you might want to check out. Scorched you think would have some time he's been the radio forever. I've never heard this Scorched guy before.

Okay. I'm in the West Coast. I don't think he's ever had anything out here. But he does this stuff that is so old-fashioned. It's kind of interesting, but he also wants this, he wishes he was a podcast where it could cause. And he did this creative little thing here that I thought was, it was just a list of this.

It really took me back. This is the clip scorch on a creative role. Time you did it at a much different time than in the past, but you did it at a time where people need a little y'all freaking who in their lives. Y'all freaking who? He never finds the word he's looking for. There's the thing that I know about this guy. He's been on the radio for decades.

And he always sounds like he's at a loss for words and says the most ridiculous thing in all times. By the way, John, that clip sounds terrible. It's not powerful. Yeah, all of them sound terrible. They sound terrible. How is it, this is a radio show. How do they not know how to produce audio

and put it out on the internet? What's going on there? Why is there static? That was the absolute best I could do. No, I know. It's not your fault. It's how they put it out. These show sounds terrible.

It's surprising. There was a buzz under everything and then a music bat under most of the stuff. Yes, there's a buzz. There was a buzz under everything and then a music bat under most of the stuff. Yes, there's a buzz. There's a buzz. Yes, they put a buzz out, I believe. So one of the things that these types of morning shows do is they try to get people to participate. They want people to call in, text in, email in.

I don't know why this is something that morning shows need to do. I don't know they think that the key people glued to their radio to find out if they're going to get on or something like that. But they bring up topics. And they bring up topics that they want you to then react to. And the topic on this one episode I was listening to was highlights from the 90s. Just anything that happened in the 90s we'll just talk about. Yeah. In a entire decade of time, anything that happened TV the 90s will just talk about yeah, it's a year decade of time Anything that happened TV show a company starting this is a list of companies from the 90s You'll be blown away by this list

IMDB eBay Amazon Netscape Yahoo hot made Yahoo Google and Napster all from the 90s Do you believe that? For a fronter. Way to say nothing.

Can you believe that? Can you believe that Netscape is from the 90s? Yes, I think that's what I did too. Yeah, that's not surprising at all. Shane is called in, so I really learned a lot from that. What's he talking about? I am the eBay Amazon Netscape Yahoo Hotmail Google and Napster.

No shit, those are all from the night. What other decade would they be from? But yeah. Well, and they do this a lot. It reminded me of the bits in the 90s where they'd be like, send us some faxons. Yes. If you're favorite, whatever.

I gotta prepare these. These are five minute bits that ran back to back that I've condensed way less than that, but here's number four. Okay. E-R-I-D. Facebook feedback. Yesterday, into today, I liked this one.

Any blank is better than no blank at all. Key right. Any what is better than no what at all. Any chocolate. Oh yeah, okay. It's better than no chocolate at all. Yeah, okay, you are. You love that chocolate. Mmm. Any g It's better than no chocolate at all. Yeah, okay, you are your love that chocolate. Any gange is better than no gange at all. I think if you had no

gange at all, you probably just pass out. Any pizza. Who's calling weed gange still? He uses that word a lot. Did you know that he smokes weed? He likes to smoke weed almost as much as he likes to talk about how much he likes to smoke. Really is better than no pizza. I think that's true. I mean, so I'm really crabby. But I count to eating. Better than a no pizza. All right. Because Anthony says any time in the woods is better than no time in the woods at all. What a stupid bed. And I know it goes on and on and on forever, but that's kind of the fucking point and that there's five minutes of that and they're just reading Facebook comments of the most, I mean who the who didn't have the conversation

when they were 12? Well, I guess bad peaches better than opi. So like, okay great. Now you're 94 years old and this is the fucking conversation you want to have with the public, but you could literally put in anything you might kind of enjoy. Anything. Yeah, seriously. And then, so there's five minutes of that, I fucking counted them. And then they come back from the bumpers and shit and they do this, number five. X.

With Scorch and Teera. Facebook feedback from yesterday into today's show. Any blank is better than no blank at all Now I said a couple of different things because I said gong Because Chris said so you will take that downtown brown if that was all that's available If you if it was a choice you had a burger and fries, okay, wouldn't any fried do as opposed to having no fries with your burger? No, okay Randy checked in Through the scorch and the morning x facebook page

Randy asked to say Any friend, excuse me any true friend is better than a fake friend but that wasn't an answer Heather said any beer is better than no beer at all right don't you know that's not right that's not right that's not right just goes on and on and on what is the fucking point of any of this it's all to fill time I want to go back to the talk about the 90s real quick So obviously they bring up all these things in the 90s and then they want to get people to participate in that What about you guys? What do you what was your highlights of the 90s? Fucking cares

Yes, the listeners one of their highlights of the 90s So they start reading these things that coming in They're reading things. They don't even know what they are We've got champion sweatshirts in pegged jeans From Amy What are peg jeans those like peg leg jeans that they gather at the ankles I think that I don't remember I didn't wear any goofy stuff like that Well, then baby don't bring it up.

Maybe don't read that one. Either of you guys know what this thing is. It's such a highlight of the 90s. And I don't know even know what that is. Very compelling radio. Last clip I want to play for the 90s, and then we can move off of this. This guy, I'll just play the clip

and then comment out of that afterwards. Here's a good one by Zachary. The 90s was the last decade that reliable and inexpensive vehicles were available. Yeah. Good stuff, man. Huh. Good stuff. How poor are the people at Oak clare, Wisconsin? Yeah. The night was the last time you could get a reliable and affordable vehicle. I looked it up a Honda Civic, a brand new Honda Civic, 179 a month. Zachary can afford a $179 a month payment. Yeah. Man, the 90s was the last time you could steal ash trays from Burger King. That actually would be a good one. That's actually not bad.

Miss what are we missing here, John? Well, I mean mean this is like an old style guy that just kind of lost his way never modernized Anything about his bit. This is the kind of stuff that I used to hear when I was like a teenager Yeah, only done in a more contemporary fashion. This is very you this is This is unacceptable Yeah, this format is played out as what you're saying and I agree. I have to say I doubt they're paying them a lot of money. Oh, yeah. They talk about money a lot.

It seems like they're both poor. They have to be. They are because this is not cutting it. Oh, actually, I haven't, since you said that, I have an example of this. I'm sure it gets no action from the podcast. Oh, no, the podcast, they sound like they have additional sponsors for the podcast or anything like that.

It's ad free. Yeah. So the only money they're making is whatever they're making from the radio show, which radio business is tough right now. I was out on the, someone else's show, oh, the Eric Zane show was on this week. And he got fired from the radio. And he's still trying to get a job back on the radio.

And I was like, dude, there's no money there. Facebook has taken all of the advertising money away. The way you can target, you don't have to waste all your money doing a radio spot anymore. Plus, no one's listening to the radio. So, no listener is equals not a great result from your advertising dollars as well.

But I just don't know where this is all gonna go to. They're gonna have to turn into like listener supported stations or something, right? That's what actually our classical music station in San Francisco Bay Area. Yeah, our jazz station here is listener supported. Yeah, so you gotta get the one. They went listener supported about a year ago

and they improved the station, cause now they just big for money once in a while and said running a bunch of lame advertisements which radio ads tend to be. And they're doing better than ever. Which is why podcasting works so well, especially the no agenda show, which is listener supported. That seems to be the formula for the future because there's all the advertising dollars goes to three companies now.

Yeah. You have Google, Amazon, and Facebook, and there's no money left over for anyone else. So anyway, getting back to how poor these people are, they're interviewing this guy who's taking Rock Fest to O'Clair, Wisconsin. Yeah. Speaking of Rock Fest, let's come back. By the way, in July of 2021, yeah, and they're already selling tickets for it tickets for it they got to get somebody somehow and they're explaining the snoops going to be there you kind of stole my thunder in your your cold open but sorry but here's the

full full clip I'll tell you what man I am putting money away now specifically so I can buy some primo gange when Snoop Dogg is on stage because I told the last year me and Snoop we've got some things to talk about backstage. Now can we mention some of the bands? A lot going on here first off. A lot going on here. He says I'm saving up for some premium gange. This is in July of next year. How much you have to save up?

Marijuana, even the good stuff is not that expensive. I feel like he'll have enough money at the time that he wants to buy. So that's stupid. Secondly, he's got a buy it so we can watch Snoop Dogb. He's also going to talk to Snoop Dogg about Marijuana backstage, according to him. Yeah.

So which is it? Are you watching the show or are you just behind backstage? What do you do, Eddie? You just wanted to say that. I think, I mean, again, from the 90s, I got the impression this guy spent a lot of time backstage knocking on doors, hey man, you wanna smoke some weed? Hey man, you gotta, by the way, do you have some?

Yeah, we have some weed. You guys smoke some of your weed. And then he ends it with, hey, can we talk about some of the bands that are going to be on the show? The, we think the promoter is going to be like, let's keep that on the DL, I don't want to get that out to people. There's something tickets for you better mention the bands that are on the show. And that interview was amazing because it was like a boardroom guy. It was like, well, in the second quarter of next year, we hope to release the tour support.

And it's like, what the fuck are you even trying to say dude? So bad news for everybody. Slipknot had a bow out. Yeah, I shut a few tears about that. Can I be honest, we've seen Slipknot quite a few times of recent years. I'm cool, maybe it's because I'm an older guy, but I'm cool with who you have here replacing Slipknot.

You've got corn replacing Slipknot. I think that's a good move in my eyes. He goes, he goes, maybe get up and older guy. Okay, with who you got to replace Slipknot. I think he's gonna say like, Judas Priest, maybe Motley crew. He goes, corn. Isn't that the same era? I think the same band.

I just wanted to say it's the same fucking thing. Dude, honest to God, if you played me to AB, I wouldn't be be able to talk about our I couldn't tell you fucking corn slip not to save my life. Did he make sense? I don't think the guy the promoter has to lie about corn because corn hasn't been popular since I think 2003 Was the last time anyone gave a crap about corn? Yeah, it's been decades. It's been a while So now this guy is to lie about how amazing it is that they got corn instead of slipknot. And they always put on a good show.

And with their new music that's been coming out in the last couple of years, they've been, they're high on the list. They're right up there with slipknot on the list or most requested to be seen at Rod Fest. With their new music, who's talking about the new corn album? What is he talking about? Yeah. I need a forensic accountant on this one to tell anyone's actually listening to the new corn

album and people are excited about that and requesting it. Not buying it. So it's illegal to smoke dope in Wisconsin. Yes, that is correct. Fact it's a misdemeanor, $1,000 fine six months in jail possibly. If you have second offense, which is guy should be way beyond. It becomes a felony three and a half years in jail, $10,000. Is it, is that, is it make any sense to be bragging about it and talking incessantly about Gondya or maybe he figures that they don't know what it means? Yeah, maybe using the word Gondge. That's why he uses it. Yeah. I mean, I'm, I kind of know what he's talking about.

I'm picking up when he's putting down, but maybe he thinks he's fooling the law enforcement. This is all just a character that I play. I love the JCD is looking to stuff up in real time as we're doing the show. You know, I just googled this and the third time you get caught. Yeah, he shouldn't be eligible for for for all for 10 to 12. All right, one more thing from this promoter

that I have that I wanted to play. Yeah. Scorch asks the dumbest question possibly the worst question ever. Yeah. Of the promoter. Are you going to dish out like quailudes or some other sort of downer for all these people? Because everybody right now from now until July, people are going to be so pumped up that not going to be able to live their normal lives because of this rock fest. Like that's not a question. Quailudes don't even exist anymore. I was an old bad reference.

I was gonna ask you, do you know in the last time you could buy Quailudes in the United States of America? I think it was the 80s, 1985. 1985? Yeah. But also that question reminded me of this question. Mr. Burns, your campaign seems to have the momentum of runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?

Ooh, a tough question, but a fair one. Uh, I want to see, what are you going to do to keep people calm? Yeah. Because they're so excited about this rock festival that you're putting on. Nine months from now. Nine months from now. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I'm thinking about just looting downtown O'Claire, Wisconsin, because I'm so pumped up about this rock concert with corn. That lighting. Yeah. You know that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,

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And I was trying to figure out, because this is the rock station, but there's not a lot of rock stations left. Yeah. Not a lot of stations are playing all the hits of rock and roll So you would think well, who do you think the target audience is who do you think he's trying to appeal to with this show? I thought it was Gen Xers because he's playing a lot. He's playing like sound garden You know what I mean? It's about the 90s and it's you know, four-year-old dudes on their way to work. Well, it logically would be Jen Exers, but who would actually listen to the show? I think it would go down beyond millennials to the Zoomers.

Do the Zoomers have a real deal? Maybe a dial? No, they don't, but I think this would be very attracted to them, especially if they were stoners. Can you imagine listening to this guy really ripped? I think I would find better things to do with my time. It's like the reason why SpongeBob and my little pony are popular at colleges, because people are stoned out of their fucking guards and just staring at it. It's shitty entertainment. I mean, it's possible. I don't know.

Yeah. I actually, I think you're at this point, you're picking on this poor bastard. Kind of a little bit, maybe a little bit. All right. What else you got, Kroge? The code closed out. If you want to do this, this is where he's saying he ends the show. It stays safe. Oh, is this the COVID thing? Or you got to say stay safe? Stay safe. Stay safe. Yeah, if you're going to smoke, God, do a snoop dog backstage like I do, stay safe. Yeah. Uh, his, uh, his interviews are something the fuck Alice man, because he's got these people and I forget what it is, but it's the, you know, the round robin, they're sitting there at a phone bank on a phone call the for 15

hours just talking to every radio station and everybody gets a six minute slice of their time yeah yeah so my number 11 he gets Melissa Rivers the the toast of the town to talk to her is it six or eleven hello, me going to see what shape is best for cookies. Okay, see these cookies here over here. Oh, sure. Is it never sex? That was the cookie monster. I'm sorry. My clip's got a little fucked up. Yeah, never sex. We always do this with our guests. We have a lot of fun. We ask you something that we ask the listeners to try to get you to tie in with them a little bit more. So I want you to tell us one thing that you know you should do more of but don't, but you can't say exercise or eat right. My writing partner, I say if you have something and you look it up on the internet, the answer

will always be you'll be dead by Thursday. There it is. Dude, 1997 called up and they want their punchline back from Melissa Rivers. But that was the style of energy. It was literally, they asked questions from their Facebook page to these people. So they have this guy on Michael Berryman. Michael Berryman is a Hollywood actor. He's been in a lot of horror movies and they bring this guy on and same thing. They ask a question that would be like a phone topic. Like this guy doesn't know the description and celebrity interview and

a phone topic on his show. Yeah. Michael, one more question for you. We always bring our guests close to our listeners by asking a question that we talked to them about so my question I want to ask you is what food did you love as a kid but you can't stand now. Who would possibly who cares about the internet could you imagine this guy? Dwayne the rock Johnson thanks so much for coming out. What are some of the highlights of the 90s? We're asking all of our guests this week. Yeah. What's he doing? Yeah. Wow.

He gets. Good catch. Yeah. He gets Rob Reiner on the phone. Yeah. Who has a decades-long career he's acting he's directed. Number 12, he introduces him. Ah.

My phony Martians will loot all of Metro City. Well, I personally eliminate Gadget. I'm sorry. That was Dr. Cloth. Okay. That was Dr. Cloth. All right, so I was right. It was seven.

Okay. One of my favorite shows of all time was The Parchage Family. And you played Snake on one of the early episodes of The Parchage Family. And I love that, man. Good for you. Thank you for being with us. How dated is this guy? He's referencing the party family? One episode in 1971. A single episode from 1971. That's his reference point.

And then he asked what might be the worst question I've ever heard. Do you see these virtual table reads as like the next new quote unquote, fang in Hollywood and in show business in general? Well, I think, you know, what's happened is people are adapting to, you know, the coronavirus, I mean, the pandemic and I hopefully will get to a point where we don't have to do it virtually that we can get back in front of people. Dude, the question was, are Zoom meetings the wave of the future? He's like, no, asshole, we're all fucking on quarantine.

We can't leave our fucking houses. We're all doing our shit on Zoom. The fucking question is that, is that the future of entertainment? No, asshole, we're all locked in our fucking houses. We're the fuck of you, Ben. Save a lot of money on special effects, then. Yeah, what the fuck?

Save a lot of money, just put the damn word. Star Wars tab, a table read. Oh, what the fuck kind of question is that? It's a really stupid question. I could. And then number nine, he does the Facebook thing. We have a lot of fun with it. We want to ask you something.

We asked the listeners in the past. We want to see what your answer is. So because I bet you, you seem like a pretty sentimental type of guy. What instantly turns Rob Reiner into a big ball of mush. That's a good question, but I think I gotta tell you, it's my children at certain point, you know, when they were born, I was a ball of mush at that point. Oh, definitely. Boom, shocking.

Shocked. Oh, shocking revelation. This guy likes his kids. Holy shit. Did you guys hear that? It's fucking amazing. I know you're a big Rob Reiter fan. Do you listen to that one?

Yes, I did. There was nothing in there. I was looking for something to clip for obviously. Because I think Rob Reiner said it was just a douche. I mean, he was a really talented director for so many years, and he did it. But right after Harry Mitzali, and then the Princess Bride and Harry Mitzali

after those movies, which were probably really top drawer films, he married, he got divorced from his creative life and married a new woman who was the Republican hater of the family. And he just became a bitter person. He got a few good movies out after that. But it was just, now he hasn't done anything for a decade.

He just can't do it. His creative energy has been sapped. Well, he's promoting that to you. He's promoting the Spinal Tap reunion. Did you watch any of that? Yes, I was watching the first movie. It was like a Zoom call. And it was a Pennsylvania get out the vote and vote against Trump zoom call with spinal Yeah, it's really weird. It wasn't fun or entertaining. Yeah, good times. Oh, let's talk about so he had Melissa Rivers on Joan Rivers daughter. Hmm. Who can forget? She's got a new podcast out.

And he asks the worst question you could ask someone who is hosting a podcast. What topics would you refuse to cover? How was that helpful? What, what, don't you talk about on your show? What is she gonna say? I'm a huge Q and non person. I think Tom Hanks drinks children's blood.

But we don't do talk about that on my show. What are you gonna say? What don't you cover? I have a slip from him talking to her too, which pretty much covers the same topics a little longer. But I went and looked back. She's actually had this show on for a while. And I went and looked back and I would get, if you go to her website, it's not very, and nothing's maintained well. So her website, the last podcast was done in April. And I think this is kind of lame. What was she doing on this show? And then I go to iTunes.

And iTunes has the newer show that they're still going on. I don't know what the hell's wrong with the website. But I listened to the April show. And then I listened, which was extremely well-produced. I thought, well, this girl could be a podcast, but this is not bad. Then I go to the October show and it's just junk. It's the same kind of buzzy, lousy sound, poor biking. I think, well, here we go again. She's going to the Stuttering John Rounds. Yeah, well, here you go. Here we go again. She's going to start just around. Yeah, increasingly

bad. Yeah, down rounds. But you can play Mike's, Melissa, yakin' about something. Seriously, if you do that, you're horrifying me. Yeah, right. No doubt. Let's talk about your podcast, group text with Melissa Rivers. And you just got a little taste of it. I want to be on that text. I do. I do. There's no doubt, right? Well, what I love, this podcast is really just you and whatever friends you happen to have on that episode.

Just talking over things that are going on, just daily topics and things into news. It's nothing. It's not necessarily a serious thing, although you have serious conversations. It's a good thing. Yeah, you know, everyone, when you try and do a podcast, everyone wants you to be in a specific lane. No, that's how you do a good podcast is if you get into a specific lane and actually try to do something that an audience would enjoy.

What she's describing, what scorches is describing is every fucking podcast. Yeah. Yep. So this was real quick, Melissa's answered to that question of what don't you talk about on your show. God, I don't know. Give me a suggestion of what I wouldn't do. Probably talk to us again.

Yeah, it's confidence itself and Steve are so low at this point. He's lost so many jobs at radio He is a beaten beaten man. He really is. Oh, I so I was looking up I was trying to find info like when was he on and Syracuse all the shit? No, no, if it exists you can't find a bio in this guy not not everything scrubbed from the internet Yeah, the one thing I did find it was an article from 2003 and it was scorch returns to Syracuse television right? Oh P.I-G. Right?

Yeah. My TV, which is like one of those sub to the substations, 5 a.m. Saturday. Tune into Scorch's show 5 a.m. on Saturday on a fucking substation. On 41.81. Me and my friends, and we go to the after after after party, we're always turning that on. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that way, it's Scorch. Holy fuck, this guy.

One more example of this guy having no confidence. I'd like the way that you guys are so you guys are really, is it really just at the peak of your game? Kicking his for the bastard. Thanks. Down and out. And here's a stump in the shed out of it. This is a memorable.

Yeah. Like, John's like, I think you've done it down more like, nope. Listen, it's because of this guy I had to sit and listen to seven Mary three in 1996 and I haven't forgiven him. I have not forgiven him. I don't. I don't blame you. Here's another example.

I don't have a memory. He has this Michael Berryman guy on like I was talking about. Wisnow Whittle confidence scor, Scorch Has, and this is again this guy who's making a thousand phone calls a morning to every single morning show on the market. You've seen him on 20 Gisillian horror movies. You may not know him by name,

but you certainly would know him by look. This is our pal, Michael Berryman. Michael. Hey, pushy. We appreciate you taking some time. We thought for sure you hung up on us. We thought you heard a previous interview and you were like, if this, I am going to talk to him.

Um, why would you say that? I know you're thinking it, but why would you say it? Plus, that's a terrible introduction. You guys have no idea who this is, but if you saw him, you would know he's the star of the hills have eyes. Like just say one full over the cuckoo's nest. Like just say something that you would know him from. You don't have to say you have no idea who this is, but if you saw him, you would know his, he's the star of the hills have eyes, like just say or one full over the kukus and that's like just say something that you would know him from. You don't have to say you have no idea of this guy is, but trust me, he's famous.

Yeah. Yeah. You're right. That's terrible. Very poor. I would be remiss if I didn't point out the brain cell stimulator. This is a reoccurring bit the scorch has been doing for a very long time. And it's where he finds out some kind of random fact and then tries to get the audience to guess what the answer to the fact is.

Oh boy. Okay, brain cells stimulator. The question's a really good question. 11% of people say they like the taste of this non-food thing. I said, I love it always have probably always will I said think letters Okay, what the fuck kind of question is that? 11% of people Like the taste of this non-food thing Like a question is that the words question and then so that now they go to the phones so people can guess at it. First caller gets it right. 8359290 is our bud Josh we work him in. Oh

that's right. We fixed our construction tools. Oh nice. So if you have some tools, you can fix them for you. I like your tools. She likes them in working order. I know. Yeah. I like my tools. I know you do. Hey, Josh, before the FCC throws us off the air, what is your guess? Yeah.

End of the loop. All right, so that was the answer. It's out of the lobes. How funny is that? They have no banter. They cannot just improv anything. No, yeah. It works on tools. and then what is that?

A euphemism for is like yeah, you have tools right? Well, there's a boners out in fact, and they were no reason. Yeah, like the FCC is definitely gonna find us. Like they don't even hear you do. You're not on a radar anywhere. You can say whatever you want. Trust me. But that's just the safest shit ever.

Oh, yeah, it is the worst humor. My number three is one of those. This next week I think we're doing election anxiety. Oh. Add me nicely. We all suffer from a little pain. Yeah, we do. Did you say election anxiety?

Yes. Oh, I thought never mind how this should look. Oh, okay. Melissa Rivers, group text with the Melissa Rivers. One more. Can I tell you what's sad? I thought that was the best joke that he had for the hours that I listened to.

I was like, all right, I get it. And at least was a joke. And then there was a, there was a soundboard reaction. And then he went into the old, this old fucking radio bed, my number 13. Oh, sorry, I'm researching something here. Yeah, sorry, I'm researching something here. Yeah, sorry sorry to interrupt Carl Sorry, is that the wrong clip? That was time wait some sorry Okay number 10 never time okay. I am gonna play this for my mom say mom rob riner said you should love me still By the way. Yes, you've done well.

Look at, you know, you had a wrestling career, you're on the radio. I mean, what's her problem? Thank you very much. Yeah, ma'am, what's your problem? She just likes them differently, honey. That's all right. Scorches mom died in 1941.

What the fuck are we talking about? That's how I was looking at 41 I might be I might be making that up. I was gonna say 18. She's too But point being you know Howard Stern is a 90 year old man who is still yelling literally yelling about getting his parents love Adam Corollas in his fucking 90s Now he's still yelling about his bad paying attention to him. I think scorch thinks that's just something you got to do At this point to be on a radio is you have to yell about your parents? Oh, it's fucking exhausting. I hate it all of this. I really this brought me back to the 90s in the worst fucking way It really sucks. I'm gonna I'm gonna head you over crows. I had no idea

I should have known you had a connection to scorch in this way. I forgot. Oh, Syracuse guy. God damn it. No, the thing that I was looking up, I think John, John, you'll enjoy this. On his radio website, he has a page called scorches F up facts. Oh, these are, these are some F up facts. This is the stuff that he finds fascinating. You're ready for this? Yeah. 40% of women say they struggle with picking out what to wear to work most days. That's an effed up fact watch out. Who wanna thug?

Here's a follow on. 52% of college students have drank an energy drink within the past week. Wow. I don't believe it. I don the past week. Wow. I believe. What do I believe about? Fuck. Why are these F's double? I don't know.

Yeah. And I'd like to see the methodology behind these two because there's a lot of percentages being thrown about. Yeah. Are these scientific polls? Can I trust this? And what does any of this matter? 48% of people take the onions off their salad.

Okay, great, I'm using shit. The fuck am I gonna do with that? It's twice as likely that you'll complain in the afternoon at work than it is in the morning. How the fuck would you find out that information? There's no way there's any science behind that. That statement. Yeah, I don't think I even believe that that's everyone

I know is kind of tonic in the episode So yeah, I don't I don't know For sure, but you know you're ready to fucking complain, you know what I mean? Oh, I would ever complain obviously Oh hold on I have to play this one last clip before we move I know we're going long on scorch, but I've been looking forward to this one John I think you're gonna enjoy this he, he does a bit where he's talking about jobs that you wouldn't expect to pay well, but do. Mm.

And he's going through all these jobs. And this again shows how poor they are because you hear about these silly words, you're like, oh, okay, I guess. This is a great one though. Jobs that you wouldn't expect would pay well, but they do. Mm-hmm.

And so I want to share some of these with you. For instance, the what they call for 71 grand a year plus you can try to be a poop patrol worker in San Francisco. And you can see the picture. I get the zoo or just like to take care of the homeless population. Imagine that. All right, job. Poop Patrol $71,000 in San Francisco. Is that a high paying job?

Well, San Francisco, no, right. It's a, I would say in the Bay Area, it's a moderately paying job. It's just pretty, it's pretty normal. It's not, it's not a low paying job, but it's not aately paying job. It's just pretty, it's pretty normal. It's not a low paying job, but it's not a high paying job. A high paying job is a 120 K plus. If at $71,000 in San Francisco, you have two roommates. We're renting with two roommates at that San

where it's gorgeous, go on. Well, maybe I should move out there and start picking up shit. Yeah. Go for it, Scorch. If that sounds like a lot of money to you, I don't know if you realize what it's like to live in the San Francisco area It's expensive he is in the ninth biggest metropolitan market in Wisconsin So he knows all about it

I've been to Wisconsin like four times. I've never even heard of what the where is the oh Claire? And how do you spell that it's spelled all weird isn't it't it? EAU. Yeah, any word that's all vowels. The fuck up. Yeah. What? Well, language is that. Gotta be Fred, right? Yeah. French from there. There was some trade. It was a trading out course. I believe from the course. John would know that. Eric Hero and the French were all over the Midwest.

He's the best. John, we should move on. Anything else you want to say about Scorch? Are you ready to go? No, I think I said what I said I think I think you guys are bullies Yeah, yeah, oh to you. Yeah, and you're picking on this poor busters obviously underpaid or not paid at all for all We know he could be doing this as a volunteer just to stay in radio Yeah, this is really a screenplay in the making I think but

possible. Yeah, this is really a screenplay in the making. I think, but we might be the villains of this screenplay. Yeah, I feel like a Nazi. Wow. I think the judge just covering his ass. I only took orders. I was just following orders. This guy is covering his ass. He couldn't wait to talk about Scarch. You also listen to a show called Chicks in the Office. I'll tell you, that guy needs an operation on his son's vocal cords or something wrong with that. It's hard to listen to. And he's always been that way too. He's always sounded like that. Oh yeah. He doesn't like, I have an man. It's a straight mark. Yes We have a guy in Rochester brother. We's similar type of thing It's like the harder you are to listen to the more money you make in radio for some reason

Yeah, it's wild didn't used to be that way You step to have a really good broadcasting voice in order to be a radio Those voices are so pass A those good broadcasting voices the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of beat of the beat of beat of the beat of the beat of beat of the beat of the beat of the beat of beat of the beat of beat of the beat of beat in the office and this is from bar stool sports I had not heard of this before but John you want to give a summary? Can I get a little background on all please? Bar stool sports there's these two girls And you have Sophia within if she's got a own podcast now Sophia Franklin and Alexandra Cooper who I didn't know, heard anything about these girls,

but they had a podcast called, call her daddy that we're gonna get in a two year period they were doing Joe Rogan numbers. We covered their show on WATP. We've been talking about them for a while now, yes. I have different thoughts in you, I'm sure. Okay. Because I actually, I'll say it in front of this whole lecture. I think so feel Franklin. I

Think she's a genius. Interesting. Okay. The hot take. I think she said she's I think she's that she's a true postmodernist artist She's not beyond that that movement, but if you listen to her She's extremely annoying especially to to the, I'd say, the boomers, the exers, they, you know, but he really would put up with this. But when you start listening to what she's actually doing, which is a stream of consciousness, discussions with it, with a meta look at her own commentary commentary with commentary on top of her commentary about her commentary in such a way that it is it's a work of art when you get to listen to it and There's one of the episodes I let's say I can barely get through it, but I listen to one of the episodes

Just the one episodes and she goes at the end and I realize this is she's oh, she's all that have warmed me out and I'm thinking yes Because she was doing performance art on the fly that was extremely fatiguing and she was pulling it off Now so these two girls had a podcast they met coincidentally Sophia was a Banker or bookkeeper a finance, and she said she hated it. And the other girl, Alexandra, who I think is really the more down to earth of the two, which will annoy anyone who's actually fans of these girls. And she needed to be there to buffer this Sophia woman who I do believe is a genuine

artist. And the two of them working together did this profane postmodern podcast that was about, mostly about Alex, Alex as they call her, a very attractive blonde, formerly a magazine sales girl. And I used to work sales girl advised me about it, that's what she was. And those people are very influential,

they're very good at what they do and work with a lot of them. And she was one of them. And so they put together this extremely profane, kind of mocking, podcasting with all the cussing. She, I mean, every adverb, every adjective, every other nouns verbs, everything is fuck. Oh, yeah. And they became very, they're more profane than almost any male podcast, the two of them together. And they've maintained this a little bit.

And it's funny, it's kind of interesting and crude, but it has an attraction, I guess, in the same way that art has an attraction to people that don't think about these things, they just like what they like. But the thing about art is nobody likes what's contemporary, and neither one of these are contemporary, these heroes are not contemporary, they're post-modern, which is a style that we're really out of right now, but it's the stuff that's attractive. To know a gender show, I consider a postmodern podcast because we use

the way we use clips is essentially taken from the idea of when these rappers, they were rappers, when these hip-hop guys are bringing sampling. Sampling was a postmodern style of music and it took what was existing in one form of music in a different way, which makes it a fairer use, by the way. If you take and you just run somebody's clip about the news and then you end up in the whole idea of running the clip is not to steal it, but to comment on the person reporting in news in a manner kind of way. And no agenda does that.

And as an attraction very big attraction because it's a postmodern show these girls are extremely postmodern and almost at the cusp of whatever the next movement is and is really driven by this this this but hurt so fee of girl and the bar stool guys couldn't control her and this is typical of an artist they don't do stuff like this for money necessarily and they were making $400,000 a year each. And I believe that to be true and they wanted more money but it was really more to the net. So when you listen to this stuff and you guys I have to go back and listen to your take down of their old show. I don't think you were very sympathetic to my concept

that this was a form of art. Well, John, I love that you just gave us that information. I have never thought of it that way, but guess who agrees with you? That would be Sophia. Here's her talking about how she was the talented one on Call of Her Daddy. And I know you can't keep my name out of your mouth, but please keep my fucking jokes

out of your mouth. She claims that Alex stole her jokes. She was the talent possible. I heard this particular episode where she's going on about how she's the creative genius. And so I had no problem calling her an artist because I always felt that a lot of people are a natural artist and they don't know it. It's like a principal of physics that when you actually look and describe something,

it changes it. And you can run into people who you know, or just artistic as hell, and they just do a wonderful job and you say, you know, you're, you're like a true artist. You tell them that. Now they're no good because they just think something can't get away. Is every game plan you're trying to tell Sophia, she's an artist. Yeah. So did you fuck her up? So she can tell Sophia, she's an artist and she'll come back with, yeah, you're right. I think, I think she would come back with that. Yeah. Now the other girl, Alex,

who does the show call her daddy, who's turned into kind of an interview show. It's kind of like a standard, like a standard show, like a million of these shows with two women, yak and a wham, and you can make up names, you know, two, three and a tub would be a good name to trick two chicks who suck dick would be in the ass. Yeah. Yeah. I do subscribe to that one. That was the original name of caller daddy. And that's where we got the office girls. That's my background on this. I mean, people always say, well, you know, what, listen to this crap. Well, I find it fascinating. All right. So we're bringing it all the way back around to chicks in the office, which is another show on barstual sports.

I have a clip. Wait, wait, before you play anything, I have a summary of the show. Oh, yeah, please. Yeah, play my summary of chicks in the office. Not. I just know a no. I think that nails it. Pretty pretty well sums it up right there. There you have it. These are two women who talk about the bachelor at ad nauseam. Oh my. There's a lot of people who talk about the bachelor at the bachelor at including Howard

Stern. I digress. There's an entire network that has a show called the Snatchler Red. Okay. And this network, which is, I can't even put it in name of it, but there's all these networks. But it's really focused on this one show the Snatchler Red. And apparently it says that, run by a girl that's the main character in the podcast called The Snitch.

And it's apparently just totally kicks ass. Oh yeah, according to the title, I have not heard it. Okay. So I pulled a clip from Chicks in the Office because I was listening to this today and I thought this was interesting. Now you guys on no agenda talk about social media, and I know Adam Curry is off the grid and doesn't deal with social media, you know, in the sense of the mainstream platforms.

They're talking all about, go on our Instagram, vote for who you think's the best bachelor at, they have brackets going on, they're promoting their Instagram, then they start talking about how important mental health is and how important it is to have good mental health and to practice good mental health And they say this is a little bit of a longer clip, but I find this fascinating Yeah, just a little reminder to all those people out there to make sure you're taking care of yourself

And you know your brain is very important to care of it. It is very important That's why I want to Take a break from social media, But me and Fran were talking about how I want to have Fran run my social media. Am I just take her? Yeah. For like a week or something. Maybe I just like drop little hints or to see if people notice that it's me. And then you can start responding to them.

Just because I feel like I just like need a break from it. Everywhere I turn, I'm comparing myself to somebody, somebody saying something to me that I end up getting so upset about. Then I'm like, I want to like fight back with people. Then I'm like, what's the point? I did just, I'm just consuming way too much. You're consuming way too much. Way too much. Too many people's energies are getting into my space and I've got to got to cut that shit off. Isn't it interesting that people see social media as a necessary evil? Mm-hmm. Like, obviously I can't, that's you social media. I mean, obviously. But it was terrible for me. I was thinking that because actually talking like,

it's not, could I put the phone down for a week? It's, but I hire someone. Right. Like, put the fucking phone down, you idiot. What's going on? Yes. Yes, the answer is right in front of you. You can't see it. Yeah. They know the answer. And they still can't get there for some reason. Yeah. That's why I thought Ja' would appreciate that. That's a good clip. And it's I think those two also talked about one of them, you know, going off the grid for two days or something, but it's like, oh, how was it? What was happening?

They were all concerned about it. And well, don't worry, I'm gonna come back. They said, it's just that sort of thing. One more. Let's mention the fact that all these podcasts, and there are a lot of them. In fact, they have a clip from something called Lady Gang. Lady Gang is another one. There's only this three

women. They make it even worse. And you notice a couple of things. One is everything's vapid. It's incredibly, there's nothing to any of these conversations. It's not like you're picking up any any valuable information. It's not like you're picking up any valuable information. It's just vapid. And the other thing is, is that the voices all become one voice. But that's what kind of the run to the things about Sophia with an F. She really has a distinctively different voice because she's so precise in the way she pronounces words. And that could be because I believe she's large in teens.

She's got a crush on Sophia. Yeah. Actually, I think that I don't. I just admire art. I really do. I admire artists and I like to find this where I consider to be art and everyone thinks it's not, but I do. And you made a compelling argument.

I'm not going I'm not gonna argue about it But the point is is that these voices all are the same. They're the same girl They sound the same. They have the same cadence. They have the same kind of Squeaking is they all say important instead of important well you like to pick up on people from the same milieu. I'll talk to the same It's a milieu. Well, you like to pick up people from the same Mill you. I'll talk the same. It's a Mill you. Yeah. I agree. I want to play because you mentioned that.

So Fias says something on her podcast. Now, I'm going to pronounce this wrong because you make me nervous, John, but the word important has two teas in it. And what's interesting is, so Fias says the word twice in the same sentence. And uses, she takes out two different different teas the different time she says it. All right, listen to us. This shit is just not that important. I'm not bad important. Is that amazing? Or proof? One more time because this is a dynamite clip. This is a dynamite clip.

This is an artist at work. I think this was intentional. What? No, I see what you're talking about. This is the stuff. I listen to it. I don't realize. But I'm compelled by it.

I pulled the clip. It's obviously good. This shit is just not that important. I'm not that important. Important. It's amazing. Wow. John, I'll send that to you. If you want to play that tomorrow on I know agenda for Adam. Sure he'd enjoy that. Yes. Yes. Send me that clip because I actually will. I'll put it in. Because it's really, really wild. Now, I had one more. Similar thing, I had to play this. This is another group called Lady Gang. And they're similar. It's the same thing. Three women sound exactly the same. They're in the same milieu. You can't tell one from the other, which really ruins the experience. I don't know who was talking.

Right. I agree. It could be me, my my ears maybe I'm old and it but it's like like casting directors know these rules when you put a TV show together and you have three sisters and you have a producer that likes a certain kind of woman has a certain kind of look you have to make one sister a blonde one a brunette want a red head, or you're not going to be able to, the viewers are not going to know who the hell is talking, who's the criminal. Or, once, once a black girl wants an Asian, yeah, you know, those sisters. That's the best, the absolute perfect way to do it, if you can pull it off, but usually doesn't work with sisters. Yeah. So I've got these, these, this group of three women, and they're just yacking away about all kinds

of stuff, and they get, they're all carried away about a fact that somebody did a TikTok video about making a hamburger where you dipped a burger and some goo, and you dipped the goo, and you dipped the goo-covered burger into some potato chips and inside you got French rice, and this is like the whole discussion. So I just played this little series of films. Let's start with the Lady Gang opener. So we hear how the show starts. Okay, and I just want to point out Lady Gang podcast hosted by Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin and Jack Vanick. This is also an e-show. These women are celebrities in their own right. And one of them is a journalist and one's a CEO and entrepreneur and another one was on some dancing kind of I forget. But anyway, so this is not just random nobody's. These are

people who actually are on TV personalities. Podcast One presents the Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse, with Lady Gang Quikki. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vannack. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello, welcome to the Lady Gang. I am back to you with Jack and Kelty. Now the Kelty. I thought it was Kelty, according to their website,

but she says Kelty, I found that to be peculiar. So let's listen to how this show goes. And here they are swooning over this Tick-tac one. Yes, there is a woman and her name is Maddie Goetz. And she basically got super-fucking viral famous off being Jack Vanick. What does that mean? She does food videos and she being Jack Vanick. What does that mean? She does food videos and she basically did a burger like Jack video. So she takes the burger. She gets sauce on the side. This is how Maddie eats her burger. Sauce on the side. You take some of the fries. You stick them in the sandwich. Yeah. And only like where chip would go or whatever. And then the dips are on the side. You dip it in the sauce and then you dip the sauce side of burger in the potato chips and eat it.

She does her burger and I feel like this is so close to the jack sandwich that all this time, you've been avoiding TikTok, you could have been famous for jacking the burger. Now there was a gasp in there. Yeah, I know what the fuck. What the hell was that about? That's not that impressive. Someone's famous, I'd what the fuck What the hell was that about it's not that impressive Someone's famous I picked that for that wow She was like it was just like So meanwhile then they this is the light and the clip where they talk about It gets really ridiculous here. This is the

Part two also do I have to point out that putting fries on a burger, something Pittsburgh's been doing for decades? This is not a new concept. Oh, no, it's nothing new. Yeah, that's what happens in every elementary school cafeteria. What happened to everywhere in the fucking world? They're like, wow, what happened? And then they dipped the sauce, put the Doritos on the burger.

Whoa. Oh, four million views of this burger eating. I mean to be honest, there's so much shit that goes viral and TikTok that this is something that deserved to go viral. So I am on this pitch and I'm really pissed that I didn't think of it first. Oh, yeah, that's a diet of my clip. Wow. And just the I had just the opposite thought. So this is the thing met hour, you know, on these three quasi-celebrities in the lady game. It's vapid.

It did mean it all, all these are vapid. It's just like, and there got millions of listeners in many cases. It's just beyond me. I, I, I understand the art part of it to a point, but the attraction and the, it's that the country's going to hell and a handbasket.

You know what talks about this, John, is that we're trying too hard. We're putting way too much work into our show's preparation. We actually have thoughts and we can prove points with clips. Yeah, I spent my night pulling clips. I should have spent it stuff in my face. I'm talking about it.

John's seen a Vorak from the NOA agenda show. And we've talked about it a lot here on who are these podcasts. It is my favorite podcast. It's the best podcast in the universe. You talked about it a little bit. This is a show where you guys pull clips, media clips, you pull news, and then you analyze it, and you point out what's propaganda, and some of the things that they're doing behind the scenes.

I love it because you guys have an analysis that really is taking down the fourth wall to understand what these newscasters are actually trying to convey with their newscasts, and it's a brilliant show. All right, thank you for the compliment. Yes. And Adam, thanks you. Yes, so please, we want to make sure that everyone goes and checks out. The Noah Jenda show, if you're not already an avid listener and a producer, as I am.

And John, I want to thank you so much for your time. You pulled some clips. Oh, also, I got to point out, I love that I know agenda. You're listening to podcasts and you're pulling clips of podcasts and you're playing them I know agenda now and I love that. So keep that up, that's amazing. Well, yeah, we both try to do a little bit of that. We don't want to.

We started, you know, some years ago, I wanted to do a segment, it was like about seven years ago. And I said, there was podcasts in the world kind of segment, which was really impossible. And because there is no such thing. And so I started playing some openings and stuff. And the first one I did was the morning stream. And it was Scott and the guys.

And it got a little hurt by this. But I didn't even know what podcast it was until after a while. But it was because their opening was just very amateurish. And I thought there would be where then Adam talked me out of the segment I just stopped doing it. Now we only pull stuff out where we find in podcast world you find interviews with people saying things that they would never say on broadcasting networks because they think it's safe and it's not part many podcasts have bigger audiences than have to show us on MSNBC. Yeah. Oh yeah.

So to get themselves in the troubles, we're on the lookout for that stuff. Well, that's the reason why I asked you to come on and I appreciate you doing this because I know you talked about you've always wanted to review podcasts. So hopefully that was fun for you today. You got a little bit of that out of your system. Yeah, yeah. I realize now that I just don't have the, I don't have the mean spirit of black heart. Nor should you. Where you guys do it. And I have to say it's the problem with you guys have one of the best podcasts

doing this sort of work critique. I don't know if any show that does it as well. Hi, praise. Yeah, thank you. I'll take it. All right, thanks, JCD, anything else you want to promote? No, I think it's good. I think we've got to show tomorrow, knowing Jenna's shirt, I come out

with your DHM plug, which is a stock market show analysis with Andrew Horowitz and that comes out to the Tuesday. Excellent. Awesome, great meeting you. Yeah, thanks for coming on, John. Talk to you guys. Thanks. All right, Bye-bye.

Hey, how about that, huh? That's cool. That was cool. That was fun for me. All I could think of when he was going on about Sophia was, do you remember when Homer was trying to make a grill? And he smashed it to 100 pieces and he accidentally became a famous modern artist. And it's all I could think of is That was his analysis of it. Yeah, I can't disagree with you. Crows, I am super excited that I show today is brought to you by Press House Coffee. Press House Coffee was started by two guys who love premium coffee, but not the up and e culture around it. Head roaster Palou personally sources each being and creates

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Please support the show by supporting press house coffee. Do I want to play any more of this Sophia with an F? I have so many fucking clips on here. I feel like I want to run through them real quick before we get into. Let's see, all of the other important stuff that's going on in the WATP universe. So, so now this is the show that was Sophia's triumphant returns of the world of podcasting. Yes. After all the caller daddy drama. Right. Now one of the things that she was accused of is having her boyfriend, the HBO executive,

give her counseling on how to renegotiate her contract. Yeah. And she says, this is not true and she has proof. I make all of my own decisions. I am the daughter of a single immigrant mother. Independence has literally been rooted in me since birth. Oh, she's the daughter of a single immigrant mother. Well, oops.

All right, Kate's gloves. Sorry we even brought it up. Makes all of the sense in the world. Not for nothing, but a lot of people actually bounce things off their significant other, especially important life decisions. Yeah, it's not a bad thing per se. Here's more on that and believing a man has to help a woman to think for herself is misogyny 101 And I'm just not doing it anymore

Okay, I didn't understand that at all. It's misogyny 101 to believe that a man would help a woman make a decision My wife helps me make decisions And it's not a your wife is a fucking misogy I guess so if for someone who wants. Right, but try to tell you, this is an insane, I mean, she's an amazing artist. Yeah. What I meant is she's an amazing artist.

Yeah, boy. She talks about how, because all of this news came out about how difficult she was to work with, you know, what did they portnoy and Alex Cooper really kind of threw her under the bus on all of this. So she talks about what she went through over the past few months. It is not particularly fun having thousands of people sending you step by step instructions on how to kill yourself.

It's probably not fun to get those, but writing that was probably a lot of fun. I think writing and sending them was where the fun comes in on that one. Sophia announces that she has a new show format. It's not going to be like call her daddy. There will be an interactive segment where I will answer your questions and read your wild stories, et cetera. And I know I will be bringing on guests. But by guests, I mean like my closest friends and family,

maybe sprinklin' some of my ex-boyfriends. We could potentially talk about three times we've done. I don't know what? It's called Guys We Fucked. It's what's been done. What the fuck on a promo is that? I might bring out my ex-boyfriend and we'll talk about some sex acts we did years ago. What the fuck kind of promo is that? I don't think I'm gonna get on my ex-boyfriend and we'll talk about some sex acts we did years ago.

What the fuck cares? Who would do that? Why would you answer that call? If you got a text from your ex-girlfriend, I was like, hey, Carl, what a come on my show. We'll talk about the time we fucked and the ones would better. Like, no, no, I don't want to talk about that. What are you fucking talking about? Well, good news, Crouch.

If you're not a tragic to that, there's more to it. Oh, good. But we're going way, way beyond sex on this show because I know you guys have had 83 blowjob tips and you know how to suck dick underwater at this point. So this is the show format that got the millions of listeners and it was making $10 million a year according to her Yeah, I'm for bar stool and she's saying, but we're not gonna do that anymore

We're just gonna talk about random nonsense and I want to say honey. That's a bad idea Yeah, that's not a good just talk about blowing guys go back to that the whole way you got famous right was that Yeah, it's like ESPN comes out. Well, we're not gonna sports anymore We're gonna over sports. It's like MTV's like we're gonna play music video. Oh wait. Yeah, well and to your point Look how good they're doing not not that way. Yeah, they used to be a cultural touchstone now They're like what what show do they have that people watch on that network? Is it like 16 and pregnant? Or am I dating myself that yeah, even that shows like 20 years ago. I don't even know what people why with anyone would watch They didn't have the button. It's coming back

They don't let me As far as I know I think it's all like competition reality shows old man talking about TV has gone downhill I'm a next W-80P. Yeah, no shit. You know what Carson daily had the top 20 no TLR now. That's a quality program Nothing about my right TRL. I just Now TLR now that's a quality program. Yeah. Oh, right. Think about my right. TRL. I just said TLR. TRL. All right. So, uh, so Fee is going to give out some advice here. Oh, good. But like, man, you guys have this shit so easy. I mean, legit, I have to pretend that they just want to be single and fun forever. Yay!

They have to pretend to be that way until they get knocked out. I'm being so dramatic. But it's serious. I don't think she should be giving out advice to anyone. I don't think she knows what the fuck she's talking about. Holy shit. That's, you know, a lot of times art is misinterpreted. Yeah. I have a really perspective on this now. Yeah. And she mentioned that she was the smart one and she was the brilliant one behind color data

and the reason why I was successful. And you gotta agree when you hear clips like this. Honestly, like, don't really believe in the marriage of construct, but I will probably end up doing it. She doesn't believe in the marriage of construct, but I will probably end up doing it. She doesn't believe in the marriage of construct. You following that white approach? This is a highly produced podcast that was well rehearsed, and she didn't fix that post.

I mean, you could literally just take the words and move them and swap them around to make it the correct statement. The marriage of... No, see, grammar is old school, man. She's on the news-moder. Yeah. Post-moder to Crabber.

Weird for the sake of weird. I'm not making fun of John, by the way. I don't want anyone to think they're like, Oh, John Lee's the show of the girls that's talking shit. I like to take. It was interesting. He did call you a Nazis. So it's all...

That's a good fucking point. He used the word not to tell the cop, other good call, that was not to. By the way, I get ad reads as you know, I never get fun ad copy to read like this. Sometimes you just need a box of jumbo tampons delivered ASAP because you are not trying to run errands bloated with cramps. Okay. Why don't I ever get that ad copy? a stop because you are not trying to run errands bloated with cramps. Okay?

Why don't I ever get that ad copy? I could see the W-A-T-P audience really responding to Carl's tampon tips. You know what I mean? All right, I just want to point out. And here's Crows you're talking about heavy flow days. I just want to point out that this is the third show in a row that I've done talking about Sophia with an app. We're done talking about Sophia with an app.

Andy teased it last week. I went on Drew and Mike and talked about it with them. Lot of clips on Drew and Mike, different clips when we just played. We're doing it again here. It's too much. I mean, this was a big deal that she finally dropped her podcast.

But we're maybe making too big of a deal of it. I think it's time for everyone's second favorite segment of the show. Grinj of the week. Grinj of the week. SDR is a show that we've reviewed on this podcast. Ralph Sutton is a host. Yeah. Ralph Sutton has been on WATP, along with Big J. Ocerson.

This is the Sex Drugs and Rock and Rolls Show. This is. Okay, yeah. And they had Sebastian Bach. Hail. with Big J. Ocarson. This is the Sex Drugs and Rock and Rolls-Show. This is. Okay, yeah. And they had Sebastian Bach. Hell! Former lead singer Skid Row is on. I remember.

You're gonna keep going. You remember him? Sebastian Bach is talking about how Rob Helford, Judas Priestfab, does not do vocal exercises to warm up. That he's blown awayus fame. Yeah. Does not do vocal exercises to warm up that he's blown. He's blown away by this. Yeah. And big J. Oakerson being a comic decides to make a joke. And our buddy Sebastian's not having it. And Halford tells me that he doesn't warm up, which just shoots everything I just fucking said out out the window, but I don't know if he's Kind of embellishing the truth of all because how cool would that be, you know, I don't need I don't need any of that shit It's exercise is probably something gang doesn't want to tell you

Because you got a gargle giz but I'm not I don't want to tell you that Sebastian Could you not fucking rack this interview like seriously? I brought Howard with friend of mine. He's a genius. So it's there the fucking comments because I'm not posting that. That's for sure. You don't have to post that part. I think he's coming on next week, by the way.

We just spoke to him. I just spoke to him today. I think he's probably not. Maybe you should spend those kind of comments. After that, so Sebastian got really upset with them for making a gay reference to the joke. Now hold on, Sebastian Bach, the guy who famously wore the shirt, Aids, kills Fag's dead. That's Sebastian Bach. Say what?

Now he's the guy that's, oh my God, you made a joke about a game of that suspension, about a friend of mine. Sorry, go ahead, sorry. That's unacceptable. After that happened, he totally shut down. He talked for another minute or so, and then he just turned off his camera and left the interview. So he abandoned the interview because Big J. Ogerson tried to make a giz-gargling joke about vocal warm-ups.

Sebastian was not having it. By the way, bag of schmitz, the one who turned me on to this. So thank you very much, bag of schmitz in the discord. I appreciate it. So then they have Rob Helford on, less than a week later, and break down this incident for Rob.

Tell them the entire story. Here's what happened. Here's what I said. Here's how we responded to it. And this is Rob's response to that. Very things. I did a Zoom in Sebastian the other day and it was typical Sebastian. He couldn't get the zoom to work. We had that thing where you put your face right up against the camera and you looking up his

nostril and you screaming and his wife and his screaming and his kids. And it's completely not to pandemonium and we're trying to make it connected. He did connect him. We had a great conversation because I'm known for it. He is a terrific guy. He's so much fun. The second thing is I don't gargle I swallow. And the third thing is I've always wanted to be roasted. I was wanted to be roasted at a comic roast. Yeah.

So if you guys want to at some point when this pandemic is over, if you can put me in that roast, I definitely help you. We can help that. We can help. I would love that. So clearly he was deeply offended by this joke. Thank God Sebastian Bach stood up for him. Yeah, it was body.

Oh my god. Because God forbid someone would make a gay joke about Rob Helford. This guy has a grace. That's a humor that he wants to be roasted. And so points to Rob Helford. Yeah, I've never liked the guy more after hearing that. That's fucking awesome. Yeah.

Boy, Sebastian Bach said dickhead. Who fucking knew? Oh, That's fucking awesome. Yeah boy Sebastian box a dickhead who fucking new Crosion you brought some clips on stuttering John we were talking just for a second before the show started Yeah, I bet how you just tuned into an episode and there was just too much to talk about you had a pull clips his show's been pretty badly lately and But if he was doing a beer in the balcony and I'm like all alright and he brings up the whtp a little bit and I'm like Well, I'll listen to it. I'll just take a couple clips and then I'll go on to something else because I don't want to I don't want to show up with 15 slurring John clips like I always do. Yeah, it was what the fuck right too much

Oh my fucking god He was on point and by on point. I mean he was worse than ever But in all the ways we love you know what I mean? There was no politics. There was no fucking right bullshit It was all just a plus plus thundering John bullshit. Well in that case. I guess we got to do it I'm not gonna play the Kakarotch saga. I'm documenting this because I think it's important that this goes down. Every time I say the word important now. Seriously, I get like, oh, I don't think I did that right I

Think this is what's that what's a synonym for important? I think this is you just got a picture of those teas Fuck you exactly position. I hate everybody. I hate everyone. Oh, I grew up in Syracuse. I know how to speak English right? Congratulations. Yeah, I learned from scorch These first three clips. I'm gonna run through these real quick. These first three clips are from the same episode This is when he first discovered the cockroach and freaked out in the middle of an interview with somebody Got another is there another cockroach invading your space there. This is unbelievable. I mean. I have never had a live cockroach in this house since I bought it three or four years ago. And just now, I have had two.

Oh, man. Well, I hope I'm not bringing a plague upon you or something here. I think it's because I open this window. I have to close. As Chrissy Mayor was saying, oh, there's a cockroach in your apartment? Yeah. Yeah. All right. This is from the same episode saying, oh, there's a cockroach in your apartment? Yeah, yeah. All right, this is from the same episode.

You know, it's so funny because they just told me that the place below me has cockroaches, so they have the sprayer come and go, well, I live above them, so you might as well have them come spray in mind. Yeah, sure enough. Boom, three big ass cockroaches, big ones, like this big. So we've already documented this,

but it's just funny, he's never seen a cockroach before. But there was a guy who was going to come to spray for cockroaches, big ones, like this big. So we've already documented this, but it's just funny that he's never seen a cockroach before, but there was a guy who was gonna come to spray for cockroaches, like, yeah, yeah, why don't you hit my place, stay away from here. He's never even seen one of these. And other than these five enormous ones that I just told you about, and the 15 I haven't told you about, yeah, I haven't seen any.

He's up on the second or third floor of his apartment cop-lacks, and it's because the window's open. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. I never had this happen to me ever, this is hysterical. likes and it's because the windows open. Oh yeah, yeah, that makes sense. I never had this happen to me ever. This is hysterical. Yeah, it's hysterical. All right. So then the next week, people are asking about his cockroach problem and he starts claiming that they went away on their own. Haven't seen any cockroaches since that one time. I didn't even

get an exterminator. I hadn't exterminated. He said, that I wouldn't worry about it if you haven't had any it like, you know, before. So right now, I look around. I haven't seen any since. Hi, he looked around. So yeah, must be fine. Another troll asked him about it. Trailer Park Todd. John, did you get rid of the cockroaches yet? Well, you know what, I have to be, you know, I think what really happened. What really happened? I haven't seen another one since. Sure.

I never saw a live one even before this. Oh, he saw dead ones. Okay, inside the house. So I don't know. The only thing that I could think of is that I brought the last three or four boxes from Reuces Arcade and they were first at my ex in my ex wife's garage. And the only thing I could ascertain is that maybe there were a few

cockroaches in the box and it came out of the box. Fortunately for him, cockroaches do not multiply, so if you just have four of the coming to the house, you take care of those four. We're good to go. So that's great. Then he's out on his balcony a week after that. And his cat jumps in his lap. We've documented this by just This is the cockroach killer. This is the, this is, this is, fight, no, no masks come in it. This is a ferro cat. You could tell you kind of freaked out out himself. Like, shit, why did I say that? Change the story, change the story. So the cat's name, the cockroach killer,

which tells me there's probably more than just those four cockroaches he saw that one day while interviewing somebody on YouTube live. Here's the brand new clip that gives us another update on it. Somebody says to John, you should change your background out. You know, he's, he's got that living room back there behind him. Change it out. And John slips up here. I want you to play careful attention to him slipping up, catching himself mid word and trying to

change the subject. And Harrison John, take a, a COVID vacation, a K, AKA change your background. You want me to change my background? Okay. Okay. Oh, I just heard something. I hope it's not a cockroach. Okay, I'm gonna change my background.

Let's see what I can do. Is that hilarious? He has a cockroach in the festation. He's a filthy fucking apartment with a cockroach. Just admit it. This lie is not working for you. You keep slipping up. God damn. By the way, speaking of that, so we've documented he has a green screen now because there's so many boxes

and shit that looks gross. So he put a green screen up. So it looks like he's in as the funniest background. It's awful. Yeah. It's this this living room with a piano in the car to this huge living room. And he says thus. Yeah, and you have city sky room with a piano in the corner of this huge living room and he says this Yeah, New York City skyline. I don't know. I like this This is like my old like my old mansion. I had in Calabasis Pretty much looks like it. Yeah, so what's funny about this is I do this show with Vinnie called the creep off and we do YouTube video show yeah

Yeah, yeah, and he decided to put up a green screen behind him and had the exact same living room And Center and John was like that's so funny. How did you find that he goes? Oh, I just did it Google image search for living room It was the first result. Yeah, and John's going yeah, I picked this because it's just like the house I used to have This guy cannot stop lying. Yeah, every word out of his mouth is a fucking lie. It's amazing. It's amazing All right, Crouch. what do you got, buddy? Um, so John starts off the show by having a shitload of trouble with his equipment, his phone. And so this is a compilation. Now, I normally use a ding as my like edit sound, but his phone is making all the ding sounds. So the horn is my edit sound, but every other sound

is from him and from his show. I didn't sweeten this, but just the horn that's so you where my edits are. So 15. Okay. And she is my baby. And she is the beautiful and funny Monique from Radio Gunk. Hi. How are you, Sexy? Good. Can you hear me, okay? I can hear you fine, baby. Of course, I fall on me. You know, you know, she got us, she can't call me when I'm doing a show. Yeah, like,

you should just... I mean, connect. You know, she just can't stop it. You know, she's she just can't stop it. It's, you know, she's, you know, she's a friend of mine, but you know, I guess she can't figure out how to get on to this show. Unbelievable. I don't know why the hell this happens.

People call me when I'm doing a show. Does that happen to you? No, because I shut my phone off. Yeah, thank you, Bonique. Yeah. I want to point something out. People call me when I'm doing a show. Does that happen to you? No, because I shut my phone off. Yeah, thank you, Monique. Yeah. I want to point something out. Monique from Radio Gunnka has reached out to us.

Yeah. She'd love to be a part of some of these shows that we do with, like, with Brent Hatley and stuff. I think we've got to get Monique on the show. Because she's still talking to Stuttering John. Why is she doing this? She have no regard for her time. Why is she doing this? It kills me no regard for her time? Why is she doing this?

It kills me that it's the person that is texting him is the shit at. I know, I can't believe someone's calling me during my show. Like, John, no one knows when you're showing us. And then his phone thinks that he's like, unbelievable, unfuckable, someone's texting me during these magical hours. Like, no, you have a phone, someone texted you, you asshole.

Turn the fucking ringer off could you imagine do you think all of his friends having their calendar when he's doing his show yeah that's not how we operate done it's so it's up to you to make sure your phone doesn't go off during the fucking show yeah you more oh it's wild all right let's let's fly through this next one up is two listeners and then the the one listener has a joke that John totally man goes, but there you go. Vinnie Paulino. Do you know already Fletcher?

If so, any good stories? I don't know him. Joe's brother, $5. Thanks. Please do a guzzle. Congratulations, Kimberly. Kimberly and Wendley on her engagement to Ira Gretley. Here you go. Kimberly and Wley on her engagement to Ira Gretlite.

Here you go. Kimberly and Wendy. And Ira Gretlite. Skulled. Yeah, I got Ira Gretlite. I got Ira Gretlite. Which is good. Ha ha ha.

I think it was like a Kimberly N word or something like that. It was Kimberly N word. So that was actually Andy who did that. Oh, he told me last time to band practice. Oh, he gets girl I put it a super chat. I didn't know if it worked. I had a bow on the show I couldn't wait a lot. I couldn't wait So Joe's brother in the chat was actually Joe's brother. Oh, that's me off So he following us in there. I gotta hear that one again at the end of it. What did he say? Kimberly and Wendy And I rug

Rat life I Recruit life so he said what Andy told me last night is that he put in Kimberly N. Wirdley. Ah! Because of course she said that he were working at Wirdley here, I think at Wirdley. Yeah. Holy shit, that's fucking funny. Wow. So, Monique does his eye regret life.

How is he reading that? That is funny. Did he work on the Howard Sturgeon? It's almost like he's not so bright. That's a dynamite clip, Krause. Yeah, thank you. Dive right. Well, thank you to Joe's brother.

Yeah. So Monique doesn't like to show her face. No, she doesn't. And it's, you know, look, it's a crazy world out there and to be a woman on the internet, especially with the Howard Stern fans, I can see maybe where she's coming from. So I think John lied to her to get her to show her face. And then, so she turns the camera off, and then John tweaks out. So this is a whole saga. Here's the next one. Is this your Patreon? Is that what we're doing?

This is this is no. This is just being around the balcony. I mean, I'm just telling people that, you know, they could be, come, this is the last one I'll do. That's for everybody. Then after that, it's only, you know, it's only to my Patreon people. Okay. So, you realize I'm actually just showing my face, which you know I hate, so. You look great.

So, you know me, I have to like, You have nothing to, you know, you you know you're nothing to worry about. Why'd you just take yourself off? Because I you know I hate showing myself on air. Why you look great. Even I know that it's not about what she looks like. It's not about looking great. It's about having a little bit of privacy.

Right. You fucking deceived her into oh come on my patreon. Oh by the way This isn't my patreon. This is going up the public. What an ass everybody's gonna see you. So then John turns into If from what my female friends tell me is every guy on the internet ever. Oh my god send me some pics Oh my god turn your camera on. Oh my god. You gotta say oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's so fucking creepy What you saw back up there come on Come on I I promised you as a heterosexual man. I do you

Thanks, I needed that I needed that That verification that no, I'm just telling you that you look really cute. So please. Oh first off and This is this is a little bit uncomfortable. Well, Nick does not look great Right, we cannot agree on that and Even if that wasn't the case, maybe she's okay with her looks. She's fine But she bashes people for a living as I do Yeah, and you don't want to get your face out there too much because people get pissed off of you. I get it sure but Yeah, and you don't want to get your face out there too much because people get pissed off of you I get it sure but

That her value is because John wants to have sexual relations with her Like and I'm not the guy to call misogyny that's the most misogynistic shit since cause wife that I've ever fucking heard That's crazy You're totally worth something because I deem you worthy of my penis by the way John hasn't had an erection without medical help in like 20 something years And he talks about it openly who the fuck would give a shit about oh my god You're gonna take a pill in an hour later. You're gonna fuck me great. I can't fucking wait knock some cockroaches out of your fucking bed You're reminded you their day. This is the guy who's writing a book about his daily life. Yeah

Come on. Yeah, this is a this is obviously this was sent out from the gods of W. A. T. P. to make our show way better than it should be Yeah, it like it's can't be real. I couldn't turn this off John flips out he gets honestly a little aggressive and is like no you need to turn the camera on So John he gets what he wants. He gets the prey, she turns the camera on, and then John does this. Now, Heather. Heather.

Now, Monique. Who's Heather? Who's Heather? That's the girl that keeps on texting me. Who's Heather? Please. Oh, he's being distracted by his phone. He called her the wrong name.

And he calls her Heather, after saying how great she is to look at. After badgering her for minutes, turn on your camera. I need to see you turn on your camera. I want to see you. You look great. I want to have sex with you. By the way, Heather, we got,

oh, I'm sorry, did I call you Heather? I meant to say Monique. Wow. Because I'm totally with it. So listen, you guys love to talk about banging. Let's talk about banging. Yeah. This is Monique describing an interview that she had on the show, number 20.

I'm dying because I can't even believe it's true. But that Jeffrey Epstein was so obsessed with Howard that he used to have him follow number one and number two that he allegedly had sex with Allison. Oh! Would Allison turn? Yes, yes. So she had an interview on her show, Jeffrey Epstein, the famous dead petophile, had sex, supposedly, Cory Monique, with Alison Stern Howard Stern's ex-wife. Okay. Okay. This is John's response,

that is immediate response. This is the next thing out of his mouth. Boy, and I was unhappy that my future wife had sex with Adam Sandler, but Jeffrey Epstein knows. God that takes the cake. The price is wrong, bitch. God he had him making about himself and how amazing he is. So we get this crazy allegation of Allison Stern had sex with Jeffrey Epstein and the next thing on his mouth is, my ex had sex with somebody famous too. Isn't that fucking great? What a lunateck. Which is so weird. So then they back up for a minute

and then they react to the interview where Jeffrey Epstein plus Alison start. Well, and look, first of all, it's not you that's saying it. It's this guy who has the book, correct? Totally. I have, this is, listen. This is Justin interview. So all of this is allegedly a First of all, it's not you that's saying it. It's this guy who has the book, correct? Totally.

I have, this is, listen, this is Justin interview. So all of this is allegedly, I, you know, I couldn't believe the Allison thing. You'll hear me like go absolutely dead silent when he tells it to me. How about instead of going dead silent, you say, that's some crazy ass bullshit. What proof do you have?

Do you have any evidence of this claim? You're saying some crazy shit. What do you got to back this up? So then we go back to John's axe because of course we do because what else would you possibly talk about now listen? I want you guys to listen to this okay very carefully what John is trying to say is I'm not jealous. Those are the three words. He's trying to say is, I'm not jealous. Those are the three words he's trying to say. Okay. Tell me if you've ever heard any human being ever in the history of fucking language, have more trouble saying one three word sentence

than what he is trying to say. But even with me, my ex-wife, I don't particularly care who she's having sex with. Like to me, it's like, you know, you know, that, you know, I, you know, I, you know, that, I crossed that bridge and sober, everything's amicable, and then we, and then we both, you know, moved on. I personally am not jealous, but,

wow. And I didn't fuck with that. He had a function right there. His brain, male functioned that was nine you know Is it one sent that holy shit? Wow, and then of course like later on he then goes back to Adam Sandler for some reason No, this is claimed to fame now. Yeah, that is X-Wife had sex with Adam Sandler and before they were married and check the context of it Wow John the biggest revelation here is that your ex-wife banged Adam Sandler. before they were married. And check the context of it. Wow, John, the biggest revelation here is that your ex-wife banged Adam Sandler.

Yeah, it's in my book. We all went to NYU together. And she did it to get back at a boyfriend who cheated on it. But I don't care. He wasn't nobody then. So it's not like she was like star-epping or anything. But, you know, I can't then. I'm like, damn it.

Every time this movie would do better, I'd be like, what the fuck? I'm gonna fuck. Ha ha ha ha ha. Shoot her! So, in other words, you're super jealous. Every time this movie would do better than what? Then, Southern Johns movie?

What's he talking about? So, Johns X-Wife. Yes. We fucking talk about her all the time, and we talk about her family's health, and like, where specifically the family members are located. A lot of information about this woman who isn't asking to be part of the public conversation, you know what I mean? Now we're getting into her college sex life. Right. Let's talk about who she's slept with before I even met her. And the fact that she was a fucking wreck of a human being who was sleeping with dudes to get How the sex life, right? Let's talk about who she's stuck with before I even met her.

And the fact that she was a fucking wreck of a human being who was sleeping with dudes to get back at other dudes. Are you trying to say that she wouldn't want this out on the internet for everybody to ingest, is that what you're trying to say? Why? Why does this exist? Why are we talking, and it's like, you know, again,

30, 35, maybe 40 years after the fact that we're talking about this. Like, dude, maybe let your ex-wife have a little bit of privacy. Like, so how little does Stuttering John have going on in his life that the hot gossies bringing up? Is something that happened at NYU in the mid 80s? Yeah, no shit. That's the hot goss we're talking about. I'm over it, John.

What's going on in your life now? You're the building manager. You want to talk about that a little bit? And it all came about from a child minister. Oh, child minister, let me tell you about my ex, like, no, no, please don't. So he gets into the Reddit thing and it's like, all right, let's listen to it. We're not going to learn anything, but here it is. What's going on? Can we address the elephant in the room about this whole fucking thing with those people who do that other Podcasts who were like accusing you of shit on Reddit like what was that all about? Can you address that? Well, I don't like to mention them because it's No, and I appreciate it, But what lies are these saying now?

Something about how you were posting about the suicide prevention hotline in regards to them. I never ever did that. So she has the accusation. Oh, wrong. She's like, oh, you're posting about this. So then this just launches this crazy strong end offense because he just he hears this one nugget that's like incorrect. And then he can be like, oh no, I never did that. That's complete bullshit. And he's right because that's not what he did. You know what I mean? What he actually did is different than that. But so let's hear all the strong man bull shit Well overread it and somebody posted it on my forum I never never posted anything about the suicide prevention hotline I don't even know what the fight comes like I just know that it was on the it was on the website and People were talking about it. To these 20th ever ever tell the truth about me

I mean the other one is I never paid child support which is like That's a big one. I don't know where this comes from. It's ever, ever tell the truth about me. I mean, the other one is I never pay child support, which is like, yeah, that's a big one. I don't know where this comes from. It's just all lies. That's a big one. I don't know anything about it, but yeah, that's a. All right. So again, he's denying stuff that's not really part

of the conversation. What he is doing is reporting people for, you know, whatever. So disparaging remarks. And my favorite part, there's always a part of the, of old detective movies or shows, it'll like the Colombo Perry Mason that's gonna talk long enough and they incriminate themselves. Yeah, and they always bring up something.

Yeah. I never said the murder was with a knife, but you knew that it was that. You know what I mean? There's always this thing. So here's more denial. John's sponsor strikes back. Stop filing fake abuse claims on Reddit.

You drunk old bitch. Okay. I want to dress another bullshit thing. I've never filed anything on Reddit. So who's ever filing it? It's not me. And I swear on my life, it is not me. And I have nothing to do with that. Just because people come out in defense of me, doesn't mean that I have anything to do with it. So shut the fuck up, get it, get it, get it fuck an asshole. Oh my god. Just because people come out in defense of me.

Doesn't mean it was me. People just come to my defense because I'm such a lovable fucking nerd. I don't even know what you guys are talking about, but yeah, I can imagine that somebody might be coming to my defense and reporting things and getting people banned from Reddit. Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about though.

Yeah. That is a good catch, Crows. That's a good catch. What a fucking asshole. I just want to point out maybe it's because I'm a host of W ATP. Yeah. When people are asking questions like that, it's compelling. He should stop having these retards on who talk about the election. And he should certainly just reading trolls comments to him. Yeah about W-A-T-P and the goings-on. Yeah. That's fun. I could listen to this stuff all day.

I thought you brought too many clothes, but now I think it's just right. I told you this, go. Oh, man. So Monique tries to tell a story, but then John interrupts. Okay. I can't remember what the word is for them,

but Billie Joel had the scrupa guys that he used for forever. Was it the end word? Is that the one she forgot? And then he just decided one day, you know, I fuck it. I don't want you guys anymore. And these are guys that had been with him for like 30 years. And you just... I had one of the girls that was his backup singer. I can't even see you okay So there you go see so you had sex with the girl was a backup singer and Billy Joel is like Jeffrey

I've seen having sex with fucking Allison right both fabricated and Midway try to tell a story and he says wait yeah hold on I Got laid in 1987. Don't you want to fucking hear about that? And then the story continues because but here's the how it's our connection. Oh, geez. The night that we did the house party on the channel

non show with Howard Stern, my band played and I had two backup singers. One of them white, the other African American. That night, I banged the African American. Oh God! Hey! What a weird fucking brag! What a weird flex that is! You got your dick wet 34 years ago.

Congratulations! What do we don't? What are we fucking doing here? Seriously? Why is he he breaking about that? And he, and you heard him reinterrupt her again? She goes back to try to finish the anecdote she was working on. He's like, but hold on. Don't you want to hear about my story? No, we don't fucking care. We don't care. I want to point out the sleeping with a girl who's in your band is not difficult I want to point out the sleeping with a girl who's in your band is not difficult. Wow.

All right. Wow, that's fun. And then there's one, there's a tiny little thing I can identify with John about. You know, this is where I listen to my tunes the other night I listen to, band, hand, and cry. You know, not like bowling, but tears out of my eyes. And I'm not afraid to ever say that I cry because I do. No, listen, I had to listen to about two hours of the David Lee Roth podcast. And I cried,

my fucking brazen. I do that shit. That was a hard night. I knew where he was going to with that one. It was rough, dude. It was it was one of those nights that like I I try not to look back on too often. Crosh is not a fan of bad hell. I just want to point that out to everybody. I'm just saying I I get what Dave Grosby saying it's all I'm saying. I'm not saying I agree with that. I'm just saying I understand. Yep. Let's take a sentimental journey with Ringo and John. I used to record both of my albums, one in Ben Salem and the other in Contra Hocken. I used to drive after the Stern Show out to Ben Salem and Contra Hocken and record until like three in the morning,

take it like a two hour nap and then drive it to get back on the Stern Show in time. I will tell you that the guy who produced that song, not only mixed my album, but he produced Don Henley's album. And he told me Don Henley was the biggest prick in the world. It's like Nancy Ciriani Martley banged Roger Glover from Deep Purple. But Jackie never can.

You know, he's ready. Hey, what do I care? It's a good musician. Oh, just hours of him talking about the good old days. Jesus Christ. And one story is more boring than the next. Let me tell you about the town in Pennsylvania that I used to drive to. Don't you want to hear about it? And he goes on about what exit it's off of and it's fucking crazy.

I only got two more for you. One is just a cat. This is just Monique. Alright, it's all right there sometimes. Yeah, I just dropped that in anywhere. Okay. Now this is, I call Richman poor man. This is a rich man who's pissed off that he hasn't got any $4.95 super chat. He's not a rich man, obviously. Like, I don't, like, you know, and I pay my child's puts, I don't, you know, like, I'm pretty much living mortgage free, you know, I get a pension and thanks to all the super chats and everything else that helped me out, you know, which I haven't got one this freaking show it helps me out on like like unbuy a new equipment for the show

Now by the way my go-o Apple yeah, and by the way, I'm doing great man. I got a pension I'm living mortgage free everything's fine But you go do you mind if I take the cans and bottles before I go? Because I can really use those nickels. I mean, I'm doing great though. My life is fucking awesome. But there's like 50 cents here, 55 cents that I can really use. I have one more clip of Centering John. This is a long segment, but worth it, I would say.

Yes. Centering John sometimes reads comments so he doesn't understand. And those are always my favorite times on his show. Supervised visitation. Thanks for the five bucks. Why should who should be the new review girl? Now that Vick has gone to see Teresa on Michelle. I don't know what that means. I'm sure it's something inside, but whatever.

I've been asked something to do with W. Let's do. So Anthony Kumia's show on Thursday had shed Zuma Khan. Really? This saga continues everybody. And Anthony talks about how he and his appearance on our show that was very controversial. Yeah. Alright, before I get into those clips, Anthony gave us a nod that is very impressive.

I'm listening to that podcast because, by the way, go to who are these podcasts. They're great guys and it's just so fucking funny. It's so fucking funny. They really grabbed, Joctober and ran with it. And I love it. I love that they're doing that.

They're taking these horrific shows and picking them apart. And they're not lazy about it. And I love it. I love that they're doing that. They're taking these horrific shows and picking them apart. And they're not lazy about it. I love the clips they use. They take, you know, they do sound effects. It's like the old sound board we used to have in shit on the own A show. They use that. They have the brother man, brother man song. And then the gg. for Stunt Free Show. So Ticula, it makes me laugh every fucking time. Every fucking time. Nice.

So he says, we got Chad Zumak coming on the show, and he does a two hour show from four to six Eastern time. Chad scheduled to come out of five. So he's got a whole hour to talk about the fact that Chad will be coming on the show, and he starts with this dude I am gonna lace into this motherfucker. I am lacing and damn it. He was on who are these podcasts and He's defending stuttering John to the hill. He's shitting on Chrissy. He's shitting on other shows that

Who are these podcasts ripped apart? Which is fine, I got no qualms about that. Whatever, who are these podcasts are great? They honestly assess a lot of these fucking shows. So I love that he's got a guest coming out. He's already pissing him. Yeah, for his performance on this show, specifically sticking up for Stuttering John.

That was a very controversial thing that Chad did. Yeah. Whether it was calculated or not, he's got everyone talking about it. Isn't that amazing? Saying that you like Stuttering John is the most controversial thing you can say on the internet right now of all the things you can say.

There's a show called Maps. IRL that's about child molesters and the children that they molest and more people are talking about Chad Zubak Sticking up for Stuttering John. Yeah, I wish I was making this up. That's what makes it funny. Oh, this is true Alright, here's more about And he's fired up for this interview. Don't get me wrong I'm not shitting on Chad because I have a prom which had he's been on the show before I love him I've hung out with him. He's been on the show before. I love him. I've hung out with him He's a fun funny guy, but I will not let him get away with sticking up for stuttering John without explaining to me

Some kind of ulterior motive to why he was kissing that fucking unfunny assholes ass Gotta go with you on that Did you ever heard a guest? He's gonna be on a show and the host is like, this guy's got some splenit to do to me. I'm fucking pissed at this guy. Whoa, it's a weird way to start off an interview. And he goes on to explain that Stuttering John is a bitter a-hole.

Yeah. No, we'll talk to him and see what the fuck. Because I can't imagine anyone that I want to have a conversation with at any moment. Actually thinks that he's a good guy. No, he's mean. He's bitter. He says the what you could say like, oh, Sean, I don't think, um, I don't think one of your jokes landed on the last show you did. Fuck you. I hope you die. Fuck your mother's rotting in a grave.

I fucking hate you, don't say. You're like, Jesus Christ, this guy's fucking bitter. Yes, this is a very good observation by Anthony Cumia. He's off the handle for like no reason. It takes very little to set this guy off. And then Dave Landau says something. Now Dave Landau, and we tried to have him on the show a couple of times.

I'm glad that it didn't work out because he's not a guy who's gonna roast people and bash people. He's a sweetheart of a guy. Yeah. And you'd never hear him say a bad thing about anybody, but he says something that goes with the clips that you were just playing about John Bragging about having sex with these chicks.

Yeah, and I know a girl that he's like, I had sex with her, and then he just, he'd never had, he'd never ever met her, really. Oh, really? And it was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm not, what is this talking? It's like, it's like you just pulled up on your moat head

and we're all gonna be impressed by it. You're an adult lying about fucking a woman. You want a f-f-f-f-f- want to, you want to, for unlock the carnal knowledge. So Dave Lando is saying, the Southern John's lying about people he had sex with, which is a very high school, I think to do. That checks out. Well, you would know where she goes to a different school. Yeah. And then, Iraq, who's the producer of the show,

chimes in to remind Anthony about this. That's what John is when he's going off and he's like, if he said that, he's gonna threatening Pete while he's in death and whatever, then he finds out, oh, he didn't say that, so we're good. He did that. Yeah, he had some, he thought I had talked about his kids

in one of the last breaks we've ever got anybody's place. I don't do that. I don't give a fuck. And then he's like, well, if he did, and then he did a half hour long if he did about what he would say, what he would do, what a piece of shit I am. And then a couple of days later, he's like,

well, I found out it was just fans fucking me. So don't forget about that. You did a half hour, I want a piece of shit I am, awful if he did. Yeah, yeah. Cause somebody in the chat, somebody in the chat's like, oh yeah, he also said your mom was ugly. Yeah, I know.

And it started John lost it. Yeah, he's like, I'm next to him in New York, I'm gonna murder this guy. And then two days later, I said some things about Anthony, I put it on, I guess he's a good guy People like Anthony don't forget things like that. Yeah, it's a little bit disturbing So they're talking about this whole controversy and our friend Chrissy mayor calls it to the show Chrissy mayor You know, I'm not really comfortable with you guys sitting on spattering john he did retweet me once he did retweet you and it's only only

once he only dabbles in tweets i understand that oh my god yeah chat is the biggest spattering john apologist there is that's the worst time of all it's just yes he worse than not see i love i love with Cedaree John has become it makes me so happy. It's amazing. It is amazing Isn't it and this is a brilliant observation that they have on the show. I had to point out Steadern John said the same thing of me. He also thought that I like was talking shit about his kids Yeah, I think you're confused. He gets that psycho thing

where he just makes up these allegations and and then completely believes them without anything. His own insane mind concocks these things and then he responds like they really happened. It's almost like how OJ thinks

he didn't kill Nicole. Yeah. Yeah, Senator Johnson to write a book. It's amazing. Maybe Chris didn't say anything about my kids, but if she had, yeah. Jesus, that's so funny. Yeah, that's a good observation.

And then this is an interesting piece of information that I think our listeners won't enjoy. So I'm very suspect of Chad because he just sent me a message a couple of days ago. Like, yay, you know, let's be cool. Like, let's stop feuding. Like almost like a white flag of a message. Huh?

Isn't that interesting? Chad was on this show a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. Bashing Chrissy Mayer. Yeah, he did not have many kind words. It was over the top. Yeah. He started his own segment.

Yeah, right. We weren't even doing Chrissy Mayor. He didn't even know I had clips. I happened to have clips, he didn't even know. Yeah. I just started bashing her out of nowhere. All right, so this is Chad Zumak is now the guest on the Anthony Kubia show.

He's zooming in from Florida, and this is how they introduce him. A friend of mine, I call Chad a friend, of course, but we're gonna have to discuss a few things today. Ladies and gentlemen, Stuttering Chad Zumak. Here he is. Can you believe that? Can you believe that? So Chad's got some spain

to do. So here we go. Here's the explanation for why Chad came on W ATP to say the Stuttering John's a good guy. Chad, look, you know, I love you, man. We hang out. You're a really funny good guy, but I got to tell you, when you are on who are these podcasts and you were for some unknown reason, I don't know, maybe like the Rathacon, Stuttering John put a bug in your ear and you couldn't deny him. You were kissing his ass when no ass kissing is needed or deserved, by the way, by the likes of a Stuttering John. Would you care to explain your position? I would love to talk to you about this. Here's the problem. I have a trolling problem. It is a pro I need help. I need help when it comes to trolling. I it's wrong. Two years ago on a mess something like that, the seven seven or is it 12 step? Oh, I only

did seven. It's a 12 step plan for trolling. Yeah, you need that, don't you? It's two years ago I was trending in America, the nation for trolling Pat and Oswald, saying he may or may not have killed his wife. So ever since then, I know I need to calm down and that's all that was. So this was all calculated. He was gonna come on and troll W ATP and our listeners

with this whole thing, the Center John's a great guy. Are you buying this? That is some weird shit right there. So then Anthony Kumi asked the question brilliantly, I might add, are you going on record to say that this was all a troll and you know Center John's not a good person, which is the right question to ask at this point. Now do we have it on your fucking statement here that you are actually fucking with the who are these podcasts guys and their audience when you said that's

Stuttering John is a good decent funny guy. I don't have a problem with the guy but I really don't. How do you not have the problem with him? He's have a problem with the guy, but I really don't. How do you not have to have a problem with him? He's got a problem with everybody. But I have to have a passion behind my thing. There has to be something like the patent thing. I didn't like him. I was kind of douchey. I get you. So with John, I was just like, I know what they do. I listen to that podcast. So I was like, I purpose to say, I'm going in another direction. That's all I did. So he's not answering the question.

Yeah. He is avoiding the question, which is very frustrating, I might add. When you were on the show on Who Are These Podcasts, talking about John, they were getting so frustrated, it was very funny because they were getting so frustrated that you wouldn't shit on John because everyone shits on John. And John, you saying he's a nice guy? John's not a nice guy. You could, you, look, comedy is very subjective. We all know that. You could say, no, I found him funny. I found that. But as far as nice guy goes, John will take, if you fucking give him the slightest reason, you tell him that,

you know, you didn't find one joke in his set funny He will wish death on your mother. He will call you the worst names possible He will shit on you and get online and say he's gonna come and beat you up or kill you. He's not a nice guy Yeah, I mean it's what it is. And it worked. It worked because everyone's talking about it. It is what it is after that log rant that by the way was articulated beautifully by Anthony Kubia. Everything he said in there was right on the money.

And then they asked about the birth crazier thing. What's your deal? Because remember he came on a bad birth crazier. Yeah, he'll not say about that. Well, he used the word marketing 27 times. Yeah, I think there's this problem with birth crazier. And that is, you know, it's all marketing with that guy. And now we get to the bottom of why Chad, it does not like birth crazier.

He came to my hometown to film a Netflix special. And I got in some online trouble. And I told Bird I was gonna probably pop over because it was right before Thanksgiving. He's like, no, no, no, I don't have a guest list. Don't come, don't come. Turns out he did have a guest list. He just didn't want me there because of all the online

she was causing. I'm sure I was causing. It's a weird reason to sh- I want to see that. Because he didn't want you to go do his comedy show because you're controversial, and he has a career, and he's trying to keep his career going. I mean, this guy has a Netflix deal now.

He's a Netflix show. Well, you remember this? He's probably playing this cards correctly. Yeah, well, his whole thing, he's shit on OP because he had that long, long, long story about OP. Yeah, I don't know if he was. And then what was the Chrissie Mayor thing? Chrissie Mayor was gonna, if they shouldn't play ball or something, he had something weird. Yeah, I know we was. And then what was the Chrissy Mary thing? Chrissy Mary was gonna, she didn't play ball or something.

Yeah, something weird. Yeah, I think about that. But yeah, anybody that has like a thing with him, it's like. I didn't pull a clip, but about 35 minutes into the interview, they're talking about three other people that he has a problem with. And Dave goes, I don't know, Chad, this might be you. And Chad and Dave are good buddies. They just did a save up show together.

So David's nothing bad to say about it, but even he's coming to the conclusion. They're like, what's going on here? Yeah, that's funny. All right. So they're real. I mean, listen, this is a two hour show, but you could tell there's a lot of talk about this.

Yeah. This is a big deal about him defending, stuttering John. That's amazing. And then you won't believe what happens next. Yeah, Carl, what did you think of? Chad now saying he's kind of trolling. He knows stuttering John's kind of a tool Oh, I've been texting him. I

Wanted to address that because I thought for sure I went on Chrissy mayor show and I said listen Chad was just trolling me I think that was a bit and it was fun. I mean people are talking about people talking about But then was just rolling me i think that was a bit and it was fun i mean people are talking about it but then something junk on his show to go chad resounding me you know chad the good friend he's the best and i got to ask this week are you really in kind of summary john he's trying to help you with the trolls and how to control the troll we would just dm each other but it was nothing

like i don't know i never like said we were friends. Oh wait, wait, it's not, it's not actually a DM. He sent me a Venmo request for some money. That's how John, that's how John contacts people through a Venmo fucking, I need some money request. A starting John requesting 50 bucks. So I asked him if he heard John giving him advice on how to manage the trolls. Yeah, remember that I played it last week. Yeah, yeah, just hang in there Chad. You'll get past this.

Oh my god. I made a joke about centering John. He threatened to sue me and break my legs. Yeah, I don't know how to deal with these trolls. I guess I got to sue him first and then break his legs because my break his legs first, I might lose the case. He's not even that logical. No, he probably is. Yeah, I'll break his legs first.

It'll look good and court. All right. So later on, Anthony talks about this idea that Bubba and Opie would team up to go on serious exercise once we talked about last week. Oh my God, how funny was that? Horridiculous of a preface is that. Series X, I'm just going to want them back.

Could you imagine? Now, if they were a trio with Scorch, I could see it. Then it would make a lot of sense. I could see it. Right. So Anthony puts his two cents on this one. And then Opie's going, oh my God Scott Greenstein over there loves me. What?

You sued the company. If you fuck a photograph, videotape the man shitting in the bathroom. So Anthony's not by that either as I didn't. And now the guy that he photographed, shitting was a guy named Rowan. Rowan was the booker for Opie and Anthony for many, many years and he continued to book guests for Opie and Opie radio. And we all know that Opie and Rowan did not get alarmed

and did not see eye to eye. And Anthony brings something up. I don't know if this is true or not, but this is interesting. And coming from Anthony, you gotta think that he would know better than anybody else. Even with Carl Ruiz. Carl Ruiz was on OP show podcast for a while and I don't think it was as voluntary as OP likes to make it seem. Whenever Carl was available, I think Carl genuinely liked OP

but Carl also liked publicity. He liked getting out there and being part of a thing, a show. He's a funny, he was a funny motherfucker, very talented chef. But I think he felt like, all right, Opie call me. I'll do it. I'll go on the show. I don't think it was this, oh, Christ, I can't wait to do Opie's show. This is my opinion. This is all it is.

But he, uh, Opie never seemed to give credit to Roland for bringing Carl on board like Carl had done our show when I was still there when it was the Opin Anthony show Rollin knew him because Roland knows everybody that cooks in fucking New York He's he's a foodie so he was like I know this guy car. He's a Cuban the Cuban. He's a foodie. So he was like, I know this guy car is a Cuban. The Cuban, he's a coming to find a chance on the show. And I'm like, well, okay. And he came on. He was great. He was funny and everything. But Opie constantly has said, so I discovered Carl. Now I thought the car always first came on with Guy Fieri. And that's how they discovered

him. But it's very possible that Roland booked them together. And it is interesting that I've never heard credit given to Roland for the relationship that OP has with Carl. OP is always talking about how we discovered Anthony discovered Jim Norton. He's the one who put all of this together but finally, you know, all the happy hitters. Yeah, he put them all on the mat.

Yeah. I just thought that was interesting. I don't know if that's revisionist history or what that is, but that was interesting. So last thing on Chad Zumak, Doug from the Jingle's department, puts something together for us, and this is fun. They call me the count because I love to count things. This is very frustrating. Real, and Benjamin Bernstein. I legitimately hate this too. Trusting. That is one feeling.

Love. Another feeling. I'm telling you right now, Chris and Er is a cons. She's a nobody. He was unable to move on. Hate me hate me hate me. Won't really say why. That makes two.

And happy is a feeling. I will say this to you. This has been nice to me. I don't know. He retweets my tweets. Okay, yeah. That's three feelings. We blast podcasts, but there's no hatred there.

We don't hate anybody. Wow, Doug, you okay, buddy? Great job from Doug. Oh, now, now PJ made a song recently. Oh, I'm not hurt. Now, I'm missing the phone is out there. I don't know that I want to play this on my podcast. I'm serious. This song might be going too far. And I'm going to play the whole thing right now for the people who are listening live, but I might edit this out in post because this goes up. If you want to hear this whole song, it is up on our sub-reddit. So if you go to our sub-reddit, you can check it out there.

Getting some bad news hearing that my friends are trashing me and now you decide to trash you can If there was a tin man whose cock was a beer can John was suck it goes a lot of that beer down You'd let the tin man fucking I think that'd be but you're again Do do Jones a bag it for course Maverick And do do do Jones a bag it for calls Ma memory That's a little crazy discourse like it a that's a little too much. I am a whoa Disappell dis about I just I want to say um, I think John C. DeVore can make a lot of sense

I think you guys are Nazis I think John C. DeVore can make a lot of sense. I think you guys are Nazis and disavow. Wow. This is like Nuremberg. I'm only here because producer Chris makes me. I think you're gonna say we're true artists. Do you guys remember when we talked about Redbar? This was going back a ways,

but this guy Mike David's the host of Redbar Radio. Mike David on Redbar Radio does not like Chrissy Mayor. And he watched the YouTube video of Chrissy and I doing her show. And he actually, what Chrissy does is she records the show. And then a couple of days later, she puts it out, she premieres it. She promotes it, it's gonna go live in a certain time, then people can watch it in real time. Now there's not a lot of people watching it in real time, but she likes to do that to put it out there.

Well, Mike was one of those guys who was watching it in real time. But here's another one. I think that's in the comments. Yeah, I got some screenshots of Chrissy Mar was live now with a whopping 32 viewers. With the who are these podcasts? Guys, he did a review on Redbar a while back. I think they're talking shit about Stutter and John. Let's watch what I saw.

And then I'll show you what happened. All right, so he's all excited. He's got clips, he's got screen grabs. He wants to talk a lot about this. And he wants to point out a conversation that we were having and how stupid it was, which is fun. That's what I like to do too. I like to take things out of context and say, these people are boring. Why do they have a show? Yeah. Wait till you see the con vote.

These two fucking dummies were having when I tuned in to their pathetic 32 live viewer viewing show. 39.15. You found it. Look at this. at this 3915 you're not going to believe what these fucking morons sit around talking about and what they dare to say next will drive you berserk here's this fucking nerd who had the nerve to front us he did a podcast making fun of red you bar yeah the mighty just watch this shit. I like that. Yeah, he does like his drops. So that's funny.

Now, I want to point out that where they placed that, where they're going to start talking about us is right after we were making fun of him on the show where I said he does does love his drops. I was talking about red bar He does not address that he plays a little bit of the very end of it Yeah, but that would have been the thing to talk about is that we were talking about him And what's funny is what we when I was making fun of about red bars and his shows are six hours long Yeah, these clips up you are from three hours and fifty minutes into his show

Oh, I had a people send me timestamps for me to find this because it's impossible to find anything. It's going on in this guy's show. He rambles out for fucking days, like dude, and I shouldn't be saying this on this episode. Yeah, we're going on for 17 hours, but for some reason, he decided to not use that part of the show, which would have been the most compelling for him. I don't understand that. In this guy, this guy this guy Made fun of us and did a whole lapis showed about us one. We haven't even listened to this. We should review this one day I know I forgot to carry on let's listen to this all right, so we reviewed his show and He's never acknowledged it and they're saying we should probably do a review of their review. Yes

I can't believe you haven't I don't know what you're waiting for go for it. I Write Watch your back who are these podcasts Watch your fucking back and I want you to carve that in your head Backwards so when you look in the mirror you can see it every day watch Your back backwards. So when you look in the mirror, you can see it every day. Watch your back. The stuff I'm going to be doing to you is going to be behind the scenes. Whoa!

That is saying, dude. Stopping John asked. I was going to say, are him and Stuttering John getting together to work behind the scenes? He actually hates Stuttering John, which I agree with him on that. Wow, there you go. So here's the thing about Mike over at Redbar is that he talks a lot of shit. We talk a lot of shit. We obviously never get to a point where it's like, we're going to actually fuck with people in real life for, you know, bring legal battles into this

or anything like that. He says that, but unlike Southern John, he fows it up with this. The stuff I'm going to be doing to to you is gonna be behind this scene. Just kidding. You don't have to watch your back, of course. Everybody's allowed to let live, but how fucking dare you. Yay! Thank you! Thank you, Mike. This guy gets it. And I know the, and I said this on, on Chrissy Meyers show.

I know what he was in WTTP. Also, listen to Red Bar Radio. I think we have probably a good size overlap in our listeners because we're both talking shit about people on the internet shows. Yeah. So that's great. I really appreciate it that he goofed on me,

called me a nerd, goofed on my appearance quite a bit because he had the YouTube video. I just wish he would have addressed it. We actually talked about him on that show. That's funny. Yeah, I thought that was fun. Thought that was a good time. I know we're going way over.

Can you guys hang out for another minute or two? Yeah, you're here. I'm gonna get a quick nap in, but yeah, let's do it. All right, good. All right, man. All right, man. All right, man. All right, man.

All right, man. All right, man. All right, man. All right, man. All right, man. All right, man. All right, man. All right, man. I have to talk about our buddy Opie and I wasn't planning on it this week, but he just dropped a podcast yesterday that was fascinating. He did a podcast with the title Pathetic All Caps. Of course. Anthony's continued hate.

Oh shit, are you serious? He's learning from YouTube how to name these podcast titles. Hold on a minute, hold on a minute, hold on a minute. Yeah. The guy who complains over and over again about he doesn't want to relive the past and he doesn't. Why are you guys always asking me about the opening Anthony show that's all anybody wants to talk he's now naming his thing Anthony hates me. Yes He knows that's what brings listeners in he knows he's gonna get people excited about it now

It worked yeah it worked. I wasn't gonna do this and I saw this podcast. I had a listen to it He goes full on Stuttering John Mind you he's on Facebook live and he's just reading the comments that are coming in. Yeah Oh Anthony and his crew were taking shots of me again like that There's a there's an obsession over there. It's fucking scary man. I Literally wouldn't know What Anthony was up to. Everyone's a wall that hits my fucking radar but he's taking... Why the fuck is he taking shots at me?

Why does he need me in his stupid fucking life? All he read was that Anthony and his crew are taking shots at you again. So someone just puts that in there and this sets OP off. It's incredibly fucking pathetic. Just imagine you get together with someone, right? And, you know, before you got together with the guy, you literally didn't have a car. It was on blocks in your front yard. You had to drive around the company van. You didn't own a house. You were in a miserable marriage, and then, you know, you do a show with somebody, and if fucking takes off and gives you everything in life, you always wanted. And then fast forward, the show breaks up six and a half fucking years ago. And now you decide, I need to trash that guy on a daily basis. It's fucking pathetic!

It is incredibly fucking pathetic. Translation, I made Anthony Cum, yeah. Who he is today? How dare he speak ill of me! Wow. And the word pathetic is overused in this segment. All he heard was he said something about him, or him and his crew said something about him. And he's freaking out about it. This is so pathetic. What a chip on this, guys. Fucking cool.

I know. So this is kind of funny, because OP doesn't watch Anthony Coole me his show. Yeah. How would he? It's behind a paywall. He can't afford it. No, OP's got money.

But so he tries to guess at what Anthony's show format might be Just do your show whatever I don't even know what it is. I would assume it's very political I would assume it's probably a lot of old references and old fucking impressions old references and old fucking impressions that probably still works to some extent, but I don't know. He actually nailed it. That's exactly what his show is.

It's political and they talk about good fellows and movies, you know, nobody's seen 25 years. Good fellows would be pretty recent for that one. That's true. That's one of the more recent movies. that's a modern movie that they talk about All right, so now. Oh, we remember this is just one comment. He saw this set him off He explains what an idiot and then he could be as it doesn't make any fucking sense We made millions together so somehow in his stupid fucking wet brain, he now has to trash me and take me fucking down.

How does that make sense, you idiot? Someone's cranky. Ha ha ha ha. Jesus, is that a little bit of an overreaction? Jesus, yeah. He has to take me down. He just said that he might have just made a joke about you. I mean, what are you talking about?

You guys are partners for 20 years on the radio. He's gonna make a couple jokes about it. I've been talking about Chad Zubak. We just did one show together. Yeah, seriously. You're gonna make a couple jokes about it. But apparently, according to OP, there's an obsession going on here.

So now he turns that around and chooses to fucking trash me on a regular basis. Go fuck yourself. That's incredibly pathetic at this point. What's he basing this on? A regular basis. He's bashing me on a... What is he, he said he doesn't watch the show.

Yeah. He doesn't even know what it is. He saw someone comment on Facebook live that he said something about him. He's like, this guy's bashing me every day. He's like, he lives for now. Yeah. It's like, you ever see somebody, there's like, they get slated and traffic and then they lose their shit. Fuck you. You mother fuckers. And you're watching. You're like, that has nothing to do with the traffic situation. That guy was already in the state and it's just like,

Opie woke up like that. He probably wakes up like that every fucking day. And this was just the day that he had a Zoom recorder going. That's a really good point. That is a really good point because as he's screaming like a maniac about Anthony, he also has to tell us how whittled he cares about it. Anthony's much better, I'd rather pay. I'm not competing with Anthony, you stupid fuck. That's my whole point

Well, whatever reason he he's competing with me. I don't give a fuck if you think he's the best Go support him. I Don't send my people over there in a trash room or we just fucking have her own thing going. I don't give a fuck who you think's better. Jesus, enough. I don't care. I don't really care. Yeah, Patrick Michael levels. Nailed it.

15 minutes in a row, he doesn't care. He named his show Pathetic, Anthony's continued hate, and then exclaims that he does not care. Oh, that's the opposite of not caring. And I don't care so much, I'm gonna spend nine minutes on it. You know what I don't care about?

NASCAR. Never gonna end it, not a great sport. Don't give a shit. I've never talked about NASCAR once in my podcast because I literally don't care. That's the definition of not caring. When you don't care about something, it doesn't even come into your mind

that you might wanna talk about it. This guy is screaming about Anthony because of one guy, and these guys are trolling him. Yeah. He's obviously getting trolled. It's very obvious that guys are like, I think Anthony shows better than he does. Well, I don't give a fuck if you think that. Now I want to give a fly fuck. I don't care at all.

I've never heard a show. I'm sure it's great. And the audio I've never heard a show I can describe it to a T. Yeah, I know you nailed it! I'd never get over how fucking bad his audio is! Oh yeah. He's all over the stereo spectrum and it sounds like he's under a bridge. I mean, you can hear cars going left to right.

He's hiding under a bridge yelling into his fucking microphone. He points out helicopters flying over multiple times in this episode. Oh, what a fucking idiot. What a fucking idiot. And it goes back to that thing. He's so insecure about just being a podcaster that he has to break all the rules and do everything different. So if somebody says, you know, Joe Rogan's doing a better podcast. It's a different thing to do different thing that Joe Rogan. Yeah. I'm just out on the beach talking to Facebook. Like, yeah, I know that's my point. There's other podcasts that are better than yours. You should do better because helicopter noises in the background. Is that fun to listen to?

Yeah. Well, just him bouncing around between your ears as he's babbling on. I know. I was fucking up. I pointed this out since day one. The Zoom recorder with the stereo cadets are not meant for this. It's not meant for us. How does he not know that? He's been in radio his entire life. Lastly, I want to play about Opie. This has nothing to do with Anthony Cumia. But he's talking about Bert Kreischer's new show

on Netflix, The Cabin. And he explains that he loves it. And then explains what the show is. Have you guys seen the show yet? Yeah, I'm not interested in it at all. And after hearing this clip, I'll probably never check it out. The cabin is really, really fucking good.

Because Bert Kreischer just simply doesn't give a fuck. I saw the first three episodes and I mean, in the first three episodes, he was waxing his asshole. uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh So, the fact that he gets asshole, that's some sales pitch. I know, I'm like, that's what I expect to be. That's why I don't want to watch it. For Christchurch's naked, no thanks. I used to say about back in the day about Seinfeld, like pretty good comedy, needs more tubes in the asshole. Yes, right.

If they would've had animals in Seinfeld, the problem was Seinfeld, it was too clever. Yeah, there were too many jokes. Yeah, not that make it bad. They would've just had more anus humor. Yeah, it's been really coffee in the asshole. Oh, that's all they needed. Seriously, I don't know how many times I can tell

this is a side-feld. Yeah. Comedians and cars get a coffee in the ass. Ha ha ha ha. That should be the show. Comedians bent over cars, getting coffee for the ass. Yeah. Yeah.

I liked that a lot. I have to move on to one more thing. I know. It's a lot. We're doing a lot today. I told you, I know. We're doing too much, but I have to move on to one more thing. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I don't want to know. Don't tell me you Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. You don't like my show. Don't tell me. You don't like my show. Don't tell me.

Don't tell me. I go for the no. Because that's absurd. The briefcase, I've talked about this. He does a daily podcast. I love it. The briefcase has now completed the Patrick Michael podcast cycle. Yeah.

And what I mean by that is it starts off, he puts it out where you cannot find it and no one knows it exists. Yup. And he puts out a bunch of episodes and it gets zero views on YouTube and no one's looking at it. Of course. And I'm anchor. And then all of a sudden people discover it and he starts to see the numbers go up and he does victory laps around this

He's like I know people are what listen to the show and you're watching it and I'm really excited I'm gonna keep putting it out every single day because I know the listeners really need it and then he realizes This is the next phase. Yeah, that the people who are listening are trolls. Oh, yeah, and then he goes fuck you guys I'm taking my phone. I'm going home. You'll never hear for me again. This is the phase that we have now, Edgard with Patrick Michael at the briefcase. He realizes that the people who are listening to his show are trolls.

And one of his defenses for the reason why his podcast isn't very good, is that most things that are in entertainment are not for everyone. I think that this is a brilliant analogy that he points out. Most things aren't made for every single person to enjoy and they rarely do.

They rarely, you know, 99% of us don't all like Taylor Swift, even if she has the highest selling album, right? Whatever. Terrible example to bring up. 99% of us don't like Taylor Swift. Crows, I don't like Taylor Swift. I don't think you love Taylor Swift. No, not a fan.

But would you say that 99% of the population doesn't like Taylor Swift? No, she is huge. She's huge. And she crosses demographics. Yes. In country, pop, yeah. Preview Besson boys.

Yeah. There's a lot of people who like Taylor Swift. But according to him, that's a niche. At her day, that's niche entertainment. Yeah, there are a lot of people who like Taylor Swift. But according to him, that's a niche entertainment. Niche entertainment. Yeah, right. Taylor Swift, she's an obscure artist. And that's his point to say, like, you guys know like me, but that's okay, when people don't like Taylor Swift,

yeah, but not 99% of people don't like Taylor Swift. More like 35%, maybe 40. Most people I think enjoy Taylor Swift, most. Well, I'm just like Taylor Swift, you understand? He thinks he I think enjoy Taylor Swift. Most. Well, I'm just like Taylor Swift. You understand? He thinks he's just like Taylor Swift. He makes the worst arguments ever. And then he gets to the thing and I know you love this Grudge. Tough guy Patrick Michael. Oh yeah.

So he wants to fight YouTube comeders. Oh yes! If you got hair on your chest and you call yourself a man, please. Please send me an email that you'd like to meet up somewhere or something like that. Oh, yes, if you got hair on your chest and you call yourself a man, please Please send me an email that you'd like to meet up somewhere or something like that. Don't leave a Bitch made YouTube comment. That's the weakest shit. I have ever seen Dude he wants to meet up with people are giving a YouTube comments. Holy shit. You still haven't just figured out how the internet works in 2020 You still want to fight, but YouTube comments on? Oh.

Come on. And we're questioning manhood and there's a lot going on in here. If you got hair on your chest, we should probably fight. No, I just didn't appreciate your show. I just wanted to let you know. I thought it'd be a funny gag to call you an idiot in the YouTube. That's what the comments are, therefore.

Yeah. How many of you got into a YouTube video and people are complimentary of the video? Never. It's not what it's there for. It's there so that people can shit on, whoever is trying their best to make it a entertainment. Yeah.

Thankfully, that never happens with isotopes videos. So, in true OBS fashion, he is pointing pointing out how pathetic, how pathetic this is. Just know how ridiculous you look. You look pathetic. You look sad, desperate, and I don't even know what to do to help you. This is the guy who wants to fight YouTube commenters calling VEPATHETIC. I would argue that he is the one who is pathetic in this scenario, in this specific scenario.

He seems a little bit more pathetic than the cobiters. Wait, you're saying that sounding really upset and but hurt about me in words on the internet makes you sound maybe less convincing. Is that what you're trying to say, Carl? Thank you, Crows. You always sum things up well for me. That's what I'm good for. You're never in a loss for words.? Is that what you're trying to say, Carl? Thank you, Crows, you always sum things up well for me. It's what I'm good for. You're never in a loss for words,

but I like that about you. So he tells us that he has stopped responding to YouTube commoners. And there's the other thing too, the other reason that I stopped responding to any of these people because I have no problem with it, but I'm not a shit-talker online. I'd prefer to say, hey, man, just come see me.

You can't do an entire episode responding to YouTube governors and saying you stop responding to YouTube governors. The entire episode. Uh, what is he talking about? I've stopped responding to these assholes. And another thing, I'll tell you, your YouTube governors fight me.

Let's go fight. What are you gonna fight? Nine minutes into talking about it. And he's like, and I'm not gonna talk about it. Yes, heers, fight me. Let's go fight. We're gonna fight. Nine minutes into talking about it. He's like, and I'm not gonna talk about it. Yes, he loves to do that. He's, is he trolling us? Is this the ultimate trolling? Is he telling me we love this?

And then he points out that I'm lazy. And this is where I get a little bit upset. So they say these things, I respond. And then they take my response and they use it as pod fodder But they don't use it for their own podcast. They send it to someone else and he uses it and talk shit I pull my own cut out all the time actually pro helps me out a lot in the discord But for the most part I pull my own clips. How dare you?

How dare you say that I am gonna clips from other listeners so that I can shit on you It's just not the game. I like that you've become a dark force. You're a- Ha-ha-ha-ha and all of these fucking minions that are fucking with it. I like it. I like what is going. So this at the very end of the show, and these, these episodes are tiny 11 minutes long, right?

Yeah, they're amazing. They're amazing. They're amazing. They're amazing. They're amazing. They're amazing. They're amazing. They're amazing.

They're amazing. They're amazing. They're amazing. They're amazing. They're amazing. They're amazing. They're amazing. They're amazing. They're amazing. I think it is because he says everything all the time. Yeah So try to figure this one out, bro. But uh Yeah, man feel free to create some dialogue briefcase pod Or the briefcase at gmail.com always willing to talk Always he wants to talk why I do this I Said many times he doesn't want to talk to you. It's one of the right to do on social media. All right He don't say that. many times. He doesn't want to talk to you. Does he want to interact with you on social media?

Right. He does say that all the time. He's like, I don't want to talk to you. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. I'm not going to respond back to you. You want to try to friend me on Instagram. I'm not your friend.

We're not going to be friends. I'm not going to talk to on Twitter. He is a Twitter account that's private. Nobody has a Twitter account that's private. It's the face of the purpose of Twitter. Yeah. And he's out there going, if you guys want to have a conversation, email me. What? Really? It's so great. So you guys heard the email, Dr. I said, if you want

to have a conversation to start a dialogue, he did a show, an episode about dancing. So you hit play and for five minutes, it's him going, what the fuck is up with dancing? What's even the point of it? Why would you dance? And then if he can do moonwalk then other people do a moonwalk So who cares about a moonwalk? What's the point? And he's just he's going on and on and it makes zero fucking sense And then he gets to this point and he's like ah he comes down and then he's like But honestly, I'm just I'm just talking I don't even really know about dancing and I'm not I don't really I'm not the concern about it anyway. Thanks for listening to the briefcase and then he signs off and that's the show haha bias wasted your time and there's a thing he gets all wrapped up in it and

it again it makes no sense could you imagine if the NWATP I'm like but actually selling John shows pretty good yeah and what it's what's cool he's got a right to exist and all he's fine and we're all just about the love here so give up give your mama hug and we'll talk to you next time. That's amazing That's amazing Scott Jameson made a suggestion He said she must should get a cameo. No, I know she is trying to monetize the trolls This is a brilliant suggestion. I would pay I would pay too. I would pay to Patrick Michael say ridiculous things I would pay to Patrick Michael say ridiculous things that are you know that are offensive You just wouldn't know what they meant and that's what cameos all about making wish of birthday to I regret life

I regret life. She got a birthday coming up Holy shit All right, Patrick Michael if you're a lesson I don't know that you do I think you get to but her but if you're listening Start a cameo. We will give you money and I can't stress this enough. I don't know that you do. I think you get to but her. But if you're listening, start a cameo. We will give you money. And I can't stress this enough. I always say, don't give money to Suddurian John. He doesn't deserve it. He's up to 12 patrons, by the way. More than I predicted he would get to 12. Can we talk about pathetic that is? That's enough for two weeks to get 12. Anyway, forget that. We talked about that. I don't want to get back into the center again.

Patrick Michael, Patre is not working for you. That's not the way to go. Camille, you gotta set up a Camille. You know what he would do, he would fuck it up. He'd have like seven Camille's. You have to look for Animal Crosley. That would go away, then she was McKillian. You couldn't find that anymore.

Just pick one name It's not a cameo. I don't talk directly to Patrick very often. It's been a long episode We're all a little boozy. Yeah, yeah, sure which means it must be time for everyone's favorite part of the show The T-Rex, we actually... The T-Rex! The T-Rex! We're continuing Jacktober! In the month of October, and here's the show that we'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P! It smells...it hits me so...

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So this is going to be a little bit of a balancing act. We're going to have to be a little bit delicate about this. But this is a show that's indicated in 30 markets. A lot of people know about free beer and hot wings. It's been on the air for close to 20 years. Wow. Hosted by guys named Free Beer and Hot Wings. Wow.

Now, Drew Lane. They have to fight each other. Yeah. Can you imagine what the chance is? Drew Lane's nephew retweeted me once, so you better be nice to him. Okay, fair enough. So that's gonna be a lot of fun,

and we're looking forward to that. Man, I had a very busy week this past week, aside from calling into Anthony Kumia's show, which you heard. I went on Eric Zane's podcast, if you wanna check that out. That was from this past Tuesday. I went on Drew and Mike.

I do a little segment on Drew and Mike. I do a little segment on Drew and Mike every other week. I went on its hussy hello, and this is an Irish gentleman who does interviews with a lot of pretty big guests, and he had me on. That's not going to come out until November, I think. He likes to record these and then put them out later. I also went on Worst of the Best Podcast, which is a show where they break down specific forms of entertainment and talk about what the worst is. The best, similar to how I used to do that bit many, many moons ago about a band's worst song.

Yeah, you were wrong about that every week. I don't know. I don't know how to do that. It's not up for it to bake. It's not that subjective. Anyway, on that show, we talked about Star Wars for over an hour. Oh my God.

I would rather drown in a fucking lake than this. I can't wait to hear your review of that. I'm sure it was great. It's awesome. All right, we're going to reveal the winner of the review girl contest. Ohhhh! Please join us again.

Hahahaha! At McMadiaq! Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Right now, the show show is called right now.

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That's the worst ice of dumpside we ever recorded. There's just the instrumental version to a song with vocals in it. It's probably the best the worst ice of dumpside we ever recorded because there's just the instrumental version to a sign with vocals in it Yeah, it's probably the best known ice of dumpside of all the time That's a miscalculation on my part. Yeah, well, look at you do. What can you do? By the way? I'm gonna be on the subreddit later come join me I'm the snatch lorette I forgot to give me your plug. Thank you Thank you, Grosch. I dropped in the ball, loved it, all right today. All right, the winner of the review girl contest,

and I want to point out what the voting was. I put up polls both on Twitter and on our subreddit. This person got 60% of the vote on Twitter. Hey, oh. And that's on a three. And 74% of the vote on Reddit. Oh, landslide. Most importantly, she got my vote KC is our new review girl KC. Thanks for joining us

Hey anytime. Oh, there's there's that low energy. I was hoping for We've been building up to this part and she's like yeah, it's great to talk to you guys waiting for 90 fucking minutes You're now now I'm gonna warn out now. You are now! Casey's been bitching at me at the Discord for the last hour and a half. I know I do too much fun to read and meet up with them. Do you think I want to meet her? Alright, Casey, let's move along quickly here because I only have so much bandwidth.

Yeah. Do you have any reviews that you want to read for us? You have reviews. Actually first, I should, oh, I'm brushing by this a little bit too quick. That was a big contest that we had last week. It was a big deal. A lot of people talking about it. Oh, yeah.

Do you have anything to say to Michelle and Teresa who you beat out? Do you have any words? Sorry. People were kind of mean. I feel bad for them. Okay. All right. Let's read this. This isn't like an exciting thing to win. So I know. That's what I said. I wrote them both and I said, good news. You didn't win the contest. Yeah. Congratulations to both of them. you didn't win the contest. Yeah, I'm really congratulations to both of them.

This is not a good gig to have. Also, Casey revealed to me, there will be a phone number on our Patreon. Hell. That you'll be able to get in touch with the new review girl. But I don't want to put that up until you titillate the fans a little bit. They get excited about this. Oh yeah. I get down.

It's already going really well. We've reviewed. Are you just cut out so bad, Carl? Okay. The four I give you my reviews. I just want to share with you this joke that I learned in my new jobs anti-harassment training video. Oh, good. Yeah, it's it's really great.

Why do Mexicans drive low riders? I don't know why do Mexicans drive low riders? Pick lettuce. Wow. That was in that training video that I had to watch at my job. I feel like PJ Philly wrote that joke. Yeah. Very offensive. Are you training at the Don Rickles Academy? Disadvantly. Disadvantly. No, it's not funny.

It's harassment, you guys. That's an example of what not to say. Exactly. What should you say to black people? They wouldn't have black people. How about the Jews? You got any iron? Moving on.

So he's a reviewer. So there's a lot, but maybe I'll just pick the highlights for now, because it's all so there are the reviews. All right, here's the first one, cringed by Mayor Mickey Mcaroni. Next, these guys feel qualified to review comedians. Is the funniest part of the show. What do you think? I'm gonna guess that that is a one-star review. That does sound very positive. I think you're right. Absolutely. Oh goodness, okay. Red bar review came for the Red bar review and it was about what I expected. It was hilarious. They

definitely don't get the show. Who take a comedy podcast so serious? Why would you think you could get running jokes by listening to four hours of one episode? What a horrible idea for a podcast. So obviously that's because Redbar just recently talked about it for the first time. So he's got some people who are checking us out now. And I pointed this out before I get it. We don't know the context and we come in and we're just listening to an episode and trying to figure it out. Part of that is though, it makes it very difficult for new listeners to enjoy a show. If all of it you have to go back to the whole back catalog to understand the lore before you can understand the single thing

they're talking about. Yeah, that's kind of unusual. Broadcaster to make your shit make sense even to people that are just coming on board. Yes, agreed. I got two more. I got two serious there for a second. I've actually got real dips and out of podcast. Okay. Okay. Kikia by Canadian Film. The host podcast from his trailer in Gary Indiana while ignoring his crying children, he doesn't understand how rain works and his cockroaches.

Alright, that's a good one. That's obviously a five-star review. Yeah. Alright, final one. If Cancer had a sound, Cancer had a sound. It would be this podcast. Some white claw guzzling loser hanging out in his basement, whining that he isn't as alike as much as more talented people.

Still, I wanted to give me a chance to so I listen to the first five minutes of about 20 or so episodes. I'm sorry I did. Also, this copyright is a year off. That's right. Is this the second person to bring this up? Or is this the same one that we already heard bring this up before? I think it's the second one. I don't know. I'm sorry if it is. Our website says copyright 2019.

I'm a bad webmaster. Dude, a really bad job on that. That's a fun one. I think that's a five star. Yeah, she said it was fun. Oh, she did say that. Okay. You weren't listening, Carl. I don't listen when women are talking.

Watch like every other guy ever. Me, especially not you. Let's rip through some voiceails because we've been here forever Hey Carl this cab bought here got the house to myself in this computer And we'll make an in-be-three file here and you can edit it out later to get Cab bought by the way if you don't know is a huge bed of the creep off we hear from them very often Yeah, why does this sound like he's masturbating He's all below and so it's possible here and you can edit it out later to get to the good stuff. Because the good stuff is coming up here in a minute.

Pun- anyways, I just listened to your new podcast for your back slappers or bag slappers in Cause of Roos with Kevin. Enjoyed it? Ah! Y'all could have picked a better fucking something to talk about. And then whenever y'all started getting into the good shit that everybody wants to hear with Kevin and the Cobra commander and all this other shit and all it was starting to get fun again

You just ended it with babble babble babble and that made me feel like the whole episode was Babble babble babble Get Kevin back on loved it, but you got to make him talk shit about people God damn it Bye fuck off suck it it call me back Oh, I did that. Are the mushrooms kicking in here? Is that right? Sorry. Go ahead, Casey. No, I'm so sorry.

I just, uh, Kevin was so good on that bonus episode. People love Kevin. Yeah, he's great. And I guess I cut him off at the end there by hitting a drop and people are mad at me about. Yeah. What the fuck, Carl? Boo. It's the whole reason we tune in.

Yes, we did do a Patreon only episode where we did it in the old style format with Kevin running the show with very little dicking around. It was very different than this episode. We talked about one topic and on topic only yeah But which might be the way to go now. I think about it God

Terrible If elected as review bill I will make my number available to pay for you all the elbow and feet, but can picture you can stand. All right? Also, the Bay and Practice Guide goes for me in life. All right? Go for it. Go for me.

Surfing Practice Guide every little bit helps. Thank you. Wow. Bay and Brad is guy head the job and lost it and he's trying to get it back. It's like OP with serious ex-salm. You had the job, man. You lost. You fucked up. I don't know what to tell you Sour grapes. Oh, I didn't like Casey. Yeah, that's because you got fired I wouldn't like Casey either Oh, she doesn't have self-esteem either. She she is the next back. Yeah, I like where she's going. This is very good

steam either she she is the next back yeah I like where this going this is very good Do you guys do you guys remember a guy named cripple Jesus? Oh who could forget cripple Jesus he's catching up on past episodes and he just heard the Chad Zuma episode Hey Carl is cripple Jesus and I'm catching up on your episodes and Carl this. And I'm catching up on your episodes and Carl, if you ever have this Chad Fucker on again, I'm gonna drive down the Rochester and run you over personally. This guy was absolutely pathetic. From the start of the podcast, you wanted to get into the clips and he was like, oh yeah, let me tell you about this time I tried to be a comedian nobody gives a shit about you trying to be a stand-up comedian, okay?

And I'm sure his I'm sure his new hour is Rippling because the motherfucker has to lie at every joke because the motherfucker has to lie at every joke he makes. If I wait, I was wistin' into a fucking episode of Come Town. And then, and then, this guy has the balls to say that Arty Wayne is a loser, so he's gonna defend Dutlingown, and leave the podcast because it's Dutlingown. I'm gonna write you in on a secret call already Wayne is the reason there is crippled Jesus without already Wayne revealed there would be no crippled Jesus Wow one more thing you did already pushed him off the building

I should have made a follow in the podcast I like and make some jokes and that's what can re-tard things because Stuttering John retweets his tweets that makes him a comedic genius and he has to fucking weave the show and defend so doing done all the while shit. I'm Chrissy mayor because Chrissy mayor is Actually, it okay stand up to medium and she's making money off of stand up and this fuck's hard is mad that nobody Nobody I'm in a fucking See I can't get removed from my seat. I have a permanent seat and I still want to buy a ticket for his bullshit ass show. I'll never have that guy on again. I've never hurt crippled Jesus some fired up.

Yeah, holy shit. Great voicemail. 45 seconds, people. I can't trust this enough. 45 seconds. But everything is the soul of Whitford. But that was still great. He was going off in a rant He was fired up about chance you might I got the impression that he had some strong feelings about this strong feelings If you guys remember last week on the show cripple Jesus roommate called into the show. Yeah, what was his name?

Well, cripple Jesus calls in to talk about that Hey, co It's cripple Jesus calls him to talk about that. Hey, Carl, it's cripple Jesus. I don't normally read two voicemails in one week, but I wanted to give a shout out to my roommate, Mohammed, because when he throws parties, these dorm parties, they bring the whole world trade center down. They really bring the tower down

and he knows how to start a fire in terms of parties so yeah just shout out to Muhammad later. It was paraplegic Muhammad. paraplegic Thank you. It's crippled Jesus's roommate. That was great. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Kevin nailed it. He did not miss a beat for being so long. So yeah, definitely make more as a bonus. I think a lot of people will re-enjoy just a retro feel of the old format.

So yeah, make more. Love to show us around. All right, I get it. I'm not Kevin. I'm sorry. I don't do call recommender. You know it's funny about that. People are like, I really't do call recommend. It was funny about that. People are like, I really like the retro feel. No one listen to that show back then. What do you mean retro? You just heard it. If you've heard that before, then you got caught up on it recently. Yeah.

It's not a retro feel. We had 200 downloads, so you'd have to sound. Six months from my mother-in-law. Yeah. What's he thought? All right. Tucker Dixon calls it. Yeah, let's eat that. All right. Tucker Dixon, Carlson. Hey, Carl, Tucker Dixon here.

You have a way to get John on your show, and I will even provide this for $20 a month. You get Stuttering John's Patreon, and you can do a Zoom call with you, John, Andy, and Croge, and whoever else you want. You got four friends. Producer Chris, if you could find four friends, I will spend 20 bucks a month and you can have your zoom call, and then you can have your sign t-shirt with a man in the cell stuttering John. Amazing. $60. Hold dollars.

Anyway, Tucker out. Call me back. Tucker Dixon willing to put his money where his mouth is. He's saying that he will pay Stuttering John on his paid John so that we could get a zoom call with him. That's a bold claim. I'm going to say, hold up for now, Tucker. I have some things in the works.

I got some things behind the scenes. There's some things in the works. If we do have to go that route and assuming that his bait around is still up a month from now, that might be interesting. I'll see what that is. It'd be interesting to see if he would do it, right? Would he talk to you in 15 minutes? I'd be surprised too. if he would do it right? We talked to you guys I'd be surprised too. Although the guys pretty desperate. Just gotta get a woman on the call And you want to join us Casey so you can hit on you the whole time Show your elbows off Can you wear a Chrissy Mayer wig?

That would trigger the shit out of them. I would look so bad as a redhead. No. The criticism of Chazuma continues to pour in everybody. The W-A-D-P. Carl, this is cool. Love you so. Making that be every Sunday. I start my week working But then I have a rage build up inside me where I just want to commit homicide on a piece of shit named Chad

Zuma because it dumb fucking current who's been in this business long enough to know you have to stop and shut the fuck up And let everybody else on the podcast talk. You were right when you said yes and I waited an hour and a half to make this call so I wasn't screaming in a raise that nobody could understand. I hope somebody stole fuck some and gives his steam skull to Chrisrynear to drink her shitty fucking wine out of for shitty fucking wine out of fuck their baggit well yeah that wasn't fun huh

he didn't say call me back he wasn't gonna talk he wasn't having fun with that one alright you made your point we played it fair enough boner guy 69 calls into critique the review girls where does he get off

how dare he? Hey, Carl, bono, go 69 here again. I don't think I'm the only one who really did want to hear about Eric Vane's dump after eating the spicy chips. And if I really jipped out of that, that's a clip you should have had on the show, quite interested there. And about the review girls, who Casey,

well done Andy there, to really get to the number of the matter as well as she'll be willing to post feet picks. I thought she was pretty shit to begin with, but we have a team, really not good. Theresa, I think sounded like Jen from the Jingle's department putting on a administrator accent and I thought her internet was shitty until Michelle came on. Hopefully, but I'm in my way Michelle, you know, what do you want? I mean, I'm in Tasmania as you know, where we have internet using pieces of damp string. But as you can hear, my voice quality is a bit... I guess... As you can hear my voice

Okay, no cabin here is a one-spell that's short and sweet and I do appreciate these Hillary Clinton has a podcast you should review it's called you me and my big fat c. That's how you do it. The Pizza Hut delivery guy called back again. I don't know if you guys remember the Pizza Hut delivery guy. Hey Carl, this is the Pizza Hut delivery guy from last week. Just wanted to thank you for my week-long work suspension. Yeah, apparently my manager was a big fan of WATP. And once the last episode dropped next thing, I know I'm being yelled at for health and safety violations. And you know how, copulating with the pizzas

beyond ethical responsibilities of food service. So anyways, thanks for fucking me on who weeks worth of pay. I mean, at least I get more time to think about who I want to be for the review girl. I mean, I know I'm kind of divided between a Carly's sniffing cousin and that Butch lesbian version of Velma from Scooby-Doo. I mean, Teresa was okay, but she has way too much confidence for a chick who won't show feet picks Anyways, thanks for ruining my life. Love you. Call me back Wouldn't that improve the flavor of a pizza hut pizza? I mean

For real It's what do you say that, Kroish because he claimed that He had a meat lover's deluxe on his previous call and somebody called it with this information. Hey, Carl, calling in regards to the pizza hot driver that said he cranks off to Victor something as backseat. He referenced pizza and said meat lovers the luxe That is not a menu like I meant pizza Hut. So I mean if you're gonna make up a story or a job I don't know just get your Pizza choice or menu item correct just took away from the

The call was just terrible to begin with Just put it out there all right It's gonna say so you got to have grub hub open to make a joke nowadays My is Doug from who's right calling in on the voicemail line Remember that guy said something about a whopper at Wendy's and it broke Patrick Michael's brain and he went off for 20 minutes. That's right. He's a big fanator. Yeah, big fanator.

Thank you. Oh, fuck. People are passionate about shit garbage food. Oh, that they are. Hello, college. Taco. We talk about you. My car right now.

Me. My just listen to the Modus of so Kevin to subscribe to your Patreon. Thank you for that. And it's not like you were having a lot of fun there. I don't know what it is about Kevin that you seem to actually enjoy doing a show with him. But like don't do that anymore. I don't want you to be happy. I want you to be petty evil.

Maybe not evil, but petty. Anyway, uh, yeah. Don't ever be happy. Call me back. Dear listener, I can promise you producer Chris and I bring none of the positive energy that Kevin brings to the table. We have nothing but misery. I started this podcast because I didn't spend enough time with my buddy Kevin. Yeah.

Because he had moved across the country and it was our way to spend an hour or two every week together. And he was like, fuck you! I'm getting the fuck outta here! And this is how you repay me. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, everything they can do, it go work a band or a round here. You can't hear my neighbor shouting right now. Something going on.

There is an explosion somewhere. I live in like... Stuttering John's apartment complex. No, I live on three acres of land. So it's like rural place. Methlab capital of the West. I don't know. My neighbor is shouting at my husband for something. I don't know what's going on. TMI. Sorry. I'm so sorry. We're going to let these things creep out over time. We can't reveal the whole lifestyle all it was No, that's okay. What I do is whoever the review girl is makes a lot of noise while our comedic genius

Is on display and I just cut it out bust. Yeah, so I'm working here all the great jokes that we have Should we ever add this episode? We can hear all the great jokes that we have. Should we ever have this episode? Yeah, I know. I'm gonna say, I know, by all the four and a half, we're really on fire. My mom's gonna sleep over. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

He even produced a Chris S. Obsingers. That's how good this show is today. I'm calling it, five step episode of 8WDP Ever. I'm fired, aren't I? Yeah, get the fuck out of here. Speaking of producer Chris, you played chess. Yeah. A chess master. Called into the show.

You might know who this is. Pretty famous person. Oh, right. Hey, do you know this is the caru la camura. Just grand master. Oh, of course. This is how I talk. I want you to call in to talk to tell you that if there's one thing that I

as a world famous just master know it's a strategist and chat zoom off is a master strategist. lead yourself on the Saturday. John you would have made God away all the way to the low meter. Anyway, when you book yourself. Brilliant. Wow. That's offensive to Chad and Chess. Next week's co-host is Chess Grandmaster

He carried that problem. I didn't pronounce that right now that I... All right. Let's see what else is going on here. Karl, you never mentioned that mybookie.com promo code WATP will also let you gamble with cryptocurrency. Oh. So you don't have to spend cash. Nice.

You can spend fake digital money. Money that you spent a dollar on five years ago when you were smart and buy crypto. You can now just basically gamble. It's pretty money. It's fucking incredible, Carl. Thank you so much. Well, we're talking about Press House coffee this week, but I appreciate that insight about how great my book is with the promo code WLADTP. Let's hear a couple more here. Oh, hey, hey, Carl. This is Terry.

I've been subscribing to your show for a little bit. I heard that guy there was, you had that guy on on the last show. It was named like the Gacea Zoo. I listened to that. Holy cow. I'm like, I'm done with your show. Like this is actually funny. You need to get your shit together Carl. Like you actually have maybe you could think about having a funny show or something.

I'm gonna fucking cancel my Patreon here. Hold on a second. And I'm gonna give it to you. And make your show more funny. Okay, bye. I'm gonna give it to the kids too. I'm gonna give it to the kids too. You're gonna get it. And make your show more funny. Okay, bye. Yeah, you're not gonna get Casey's phone number now. Now that you've done that, you dummy.

That's the problem with having people on his tail until the segues you zoo. Yeah, is that you can lose them. You can lose your listeners. Yeah, as they realize there's better options out there. It's like an opening band that you want them good so people stick around but not too good that they blow you off to stage Right it's like how Tim Dylan had Chad Zumaq Because feature acts in Tampa. I might take that out that was mid

All right Holy shit, there's more two more. Oh my god. I Was talking about my bands a lot when I was on Drew and Mike I don't know how it came up, but we talked about my bands a lot some Hey Carl, I just got done listening to your spot this week on the Drew and Mike show Pretty hilarious listening to mother fuck your shitty band Honestly kind of refreshing because at this point I kind of consider you a domestic terrorist for making me listen to the opi show so many times. Yeah, but for some reason the FBI won't put you on the damn no fly list. Yeah, anyway. Lobby buddy, have Andy call me back. He seems like a cool guy. Maybe we'll get a beer from time we can go to Royal Oak.

All right. Sounds good. I'm sure they're really shitting on you for not having a singer. Yeah, I know. Apparently they weren't down with the isotopes that are whole gimmick. Drew was like, who would want to watch that? Who would want to watch a bear without a singer? Lots of people. I saw Buckethead live like four years ago.

And that was awesome. Casey saw Buckethead live. Wow. Oh, hey, there you go. Casey, you mentioned your husband which brought you down a couple of points, but now you just bunched bucket at it which brings you back up.

Yeah. Redeemed yourself. Yeah. Congratulations. I did promise someone on Reddit that I would reveal my shoe size. Is this the time for that or is that going on the Patreon? Yes, sure is.

This is definitely the time. We'll be back pants out. Yeah, let me get a jiffy quick. Oh It's a size seven Who could possibly give a fuck I wish he wanted to exchange Shoes with someone unless you want to exchange shoes with someone. Unless you were hoping to borrow some of the shoes. I can't imagine anyone would care about that.

Last voicemail, this is a guy from Russia. We have a fan in Russia, and he called into the show, I don't know what time it was, because I only know what time it was in this time zone. But he's fucking wasted. Yeah, there's only nine time zones in Russia, so it's right with that. I have no idea, but everyone in all nine time zones

is fucking wasted 24 seconds. This guy was so drunk. Yeah, he called and he left a voicemail. He called back the next day sober, and left another voicemail and told me not to play this voicemail. Yeah, guess what, I'll play this voicemail. Nice.

Hello, my name is Conflicton. I am from Russia. I have one thing about you guys. I like your podcast, but you don't get one thing about OP. I studied OP. OP has one thing about himself. He is stuck in 1992. He is a teenager from 1992. That is all you need to know about him. That is why he acts so corny. Have you seen teenage mutant Ninja Turtles? Ninja Turtles. He's like a re-eval version of Michelangelo. Okay. Cowabuga. Just look and see through this sort of glass. Okay. Okay. Thank you guys. Love your podcast. And by the way you suck Alright thanks for clearing that up Igor Pretty good

I hope you're wife Natasha Catch you some help. I hope you finally catch that fucking moose and squirm Boris thanks for coming. By the way, I want to point out this, this actually did cover Russia. And that was pretty good English for a Russian. I'm told that English is a very difficult language for Russian foreigners. Russian is for English people. Well, he works at the Twitter troll farm all day.

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