Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep23 - Love At First Pizza

Episode Date: July 25, 2016

Your pals Kevin and Karl are back and reviewing a podcast called Love At First Pizza, episode titled "Two Truths And A Lie".  Basically the show dives deeply into the lives of two "lovers" that met at a pizza place.  Kevin basically didn't do his homework this week and thought they'd be reviewing a show about how to properly love pizza (hint, you f**k it).  Karl got annoyed at basically everything that came out of the host's word-holes.  We tried playing Two Truths And A Lie and learned way more about Karl (he got punched in his massive dick while in Spain).  Really though, just listen and have fun with whatever the hell this show is supposed to be.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. I'm Kevin and I am Carl and we listen to podcasts that you don't have to. We want to remind our listeners you could check us out on WhoAreThese.com and on Facebook. We're always looking for a podcast suggestion so send us an email, leave us a comment or post a death threat. On today's show we'll be analyzing and reviewing a podcast called Love It First Pizza episode titled Two Truths and a Lie. As always, we have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So without further ado, let's find out once and for all who all these podcasts.

It's show time. I'm going to be a little bit more of a fan of you. I'm going to be a little bit more of a fan of you. I'm going to be a little W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. I never gets old. No. So last year people say that they like that part. That's pretty sad, it's like it's all downhill from that. You guys do that. I guess the top-powered stern in the beginning it's great and then it's all downhill. Yep. Yep. So last week, we listened to a show that was X radio jocks or current radio

jocks. A very professional, very good broadcasters. You know, regardless of what the show was like. This week, back to amateur at Amateur's finest. Yeah. Yeah. so this is, I don't know, this is a weird one to me because they at one point, and I don't want to get into the meat of this too much yet, but at one point in here, they say that they made it to iTunes, New, and noteworthy, which was quite I don't know bummed out about Because I was like oh, why are we in there? Why are we on a fucking iTunes thing? but oh Yeah, so it kind of You kind of ruined my my setup here, but I have a track and on there called something Kevin and I will never say on our podcast.

Okay. Track five. We just found out a couple weeks ago that we were featured on iTunes is new and noteworthy page in the podcast section. Yeah, Kevin, I think the reason why we'll never be on there is because we fucking make fun of all the podcasts are trying to promote Here's to guys you think all these podcasts suck. Yeah. Yeah I don't think we're exactly what they're looking to promote in the iTunes star. Yeah, I don't think I don't think we're what anyone's looking for judging by our fucking Twitter feed from last week

Judging by our fucking Twitter feed from last week. Yeah, apparently the conversation guys finally found the show and we make one of that shitty podcast. Yeah, they were they were not too happy. We got the Donkey Kong universe after us now. Yeah, we have Donkey Kongers and fucking furries. Those people in AIDUS. The furries like us. I mean the host of the show didn't like us. The furries seem to like us, but Donkey Kong guys scare me because if they start throwing barrels, I don't know if I can jump high enough to get out of the way. I can guarantee you I can't jump high enough to get out of the way. But I do have a hammer that I can break them up with, but I only can hold it for so long. Oh my god. Yeah, that was uh, it was nerdy to the fucking third degree. That really was. That was nerd cubed. Alright, so let me start us off here by playing. I did something for Abby and James, the two hosts of the show, which it's called Love It First Pizza, because there are a couple who met working at a pizza place together. And the whole point of the show is like,

hey, we're a couple, and this is like talking about couple stuff, and they call it, you know, couples therapy, self-administered couples therapy. So I listened to the whole show, and I wanted to do that a quick favor. I re-edited it. I just took out the boring parts play track 18. Broadcasting from Oakland, California. This is love at first pizza. My name is James. And I'm Abby. And we're a couple that fell in love while working at a pizza place. But yeah, that's a good place to wrap up this week's podcast. Boom. Happy Fourth of July. I think the music's positive enough. It's just that when they're talking in between the music banjo that we're getting in the end, that's the part of the show that was really fucking boring today. I don't know what kind of music that is with the little whistle or flute

thing and not, I don't know what the box goes on. She's a flute player. Oh, that's right. She's a flute. Do Oh, that's right. Do you think she played that? No, no. I think that that music, because you find that under the section called Royalty Free. Yes. You got a clip that you think best summed up the show for you, Kevin?

Yeah, I guess this is like they're talking at I guess it gives a little bit into the insight of like who these these people are and this particular host is Jim is his name right? Is that it? Yeah, James. Yeah, it's okay. James is I believe Asian American gentleman and he tells a story in here what they're doing three two lies and or whatever the fuck it is. Two truths and a lie. The name of the fucking episode.

The name of the episode is two truths and a lie. You're like, I could be bothered to learn. I said to you, so the line you're like, I don't know, this fuck up, I could be bothered to learn. So now here's a little story that he tells about that. Knowing me, I'm all about the people. So I noticed some questions on the exam that were not covered in the class. So I went up and let the, there was like a proctor, the real teacher wasn't there for that time.

I let him, I let him know that these questions are unfair questions that we never learned. And then some of the people started like and riled. I'm like, yeah, yeah, these are not, these are not, we didn't learn any of these. So I got a little bit of ranbunctions in there. So just so everyone knows what he's talking about there. He incited a riot at a final exam essentially in the class by going to the teacher and telling the teacher that this questions on the exam weren't what they learned and everyone was like, yeah, you know what? That dude's right, man, but we didn't learn this shit at all and And then all of a sudden, we're like chairs fucking flying and gotten skied out.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't think that's how that went down. No, Kevin, what you're trying to explain and what we need to put out on the table right away is that this entire show was them talking about themselves and discussing anecdotes. And if anyone's listened to previous shows of WATP,

that's one of my biggest pet peeves. So this entire show was so enraging to me. In fact, I even pulled a brilliant clip from a previous WATP episode, just to remind the audience where I stand on this issue. This was from the show as if it was a podcast about Lewis. All right, one more point that I want to make on this show. And really, I'm going to put this out there for all podcasters. It's something that I've seen. You know, Kevin and I have been doing

the this show for a while. And also we listen to a lot of shitty podcasts. And there's a theme that's going on. I think it has something to do a little bit with a generational thing But you'll notice that Kevin I don't spend a lot of time talking about ourselves It's nobody gives a shit. It's fucking boring. Nobody cares about details of your personal life or What you've done in the past So that is exactly what this show was. Was nothing but talking about themselves that anybody gives a fuck.

They're even going to sound them, hey, you can write in your questions and we'll be honest about, is you're not celebrities. Why would I give a shit about how you guys live your life or what you're doing? You mean the saucy question of the week? That's the saucy question of the week? Because the saucy question of the week,

if you want to know more about Abby and James, though when they were setting that whole thing up at the beginning of the show, they're like, so we have this day it's the saucy question of the week and you can hashtag us saucy question of the week. And what's so saucy about the saucy question of the week is it's upon the pizza saucy question of the week. And what's so saucy about the saucy question of the week? Is it's a pun on the pizza saucy.

It's like they say sauce like a thousand times. And they begin. They really have zero sets of humor. When they do work with puns or whatever, they crack themselves up over the least funny shit. I have an example of that. If you want to play track 17. The good view. The good view of the butt. I do enjoy it. I mean, you know, we have to all acknowledge where our ass is. That's our. Yeah, that's a good one. Get it? Good one.

So this is what I've I've determined James is a dork this James character is just couldn't be nerder yeah it's they both kind of come off in that way I mean she's kind of like a band kind of geek if you will or a theater she's in a theater and band and he's into being Asian. I don't know what, he's into some stuff too, I don't know, the whole thing just... She's a dud. She's talking about going to Shakespeare camp when she was younger, she plays the flute, she's a fucking dud. Yeah, but... Well, you know what, she does come out with this gen though, so okay I

I've kissed more girls and boys. Yeah, that's why no that one's true. What how can that be possible? Just kissing. I mean because I I've kissed a lot of girl A lot of girlfriends just over the years on a lips are just like yeah a lot of girlfriends just over the years. On a lips or just like. Yeah. Hmm. Mm-hmm.

I've only been in a probable situation there. Like. So, that's when it got really interesting. And unfortunately, that was at the end of the episode. Or towards the end. And I was like, oh, I'm listening. I think she was talking about facelips. So, I wasn't as interesting as I could have been.

Uh. Yeah, no I thought the whole time they're playing the game there was some pretty amusing things in there but I don't know if you want to get into the actual game. Well I guess that's also the episode is that fucking- Well yeah let's do this I Got a bunch of clips that kind of set up what that whole thing is. So why don't we do that? So they say we're gonna play this game together to truth and a lie where you say three things about yourself The other person has to determine which one of those things is a lie two of them are true ones I and they went they went three rounds on this fucking horrible

anecdote bullshit. And so when they're setting it up, this was like most of the episode was just this nonsense. So when they're setting it up, they talk about, well, this is a game, what's on the line? Play track 10. Most points wins.

Yeah, most points wins. What's on the line? What is on the line? Oh, okay, whoever loses has to go by cat litter. Oh. Oh, these people are so fucking boring. Well, my, my reaction to that is now I don't own cats, but wouldn't it be like, wouldn't the worst losing end of that be that you had to change the cat litter, not fucking go

to the store? Yeah, buying cat litter, don't you buy it while you're buying the food? What the fuck's the difference? I don't, I didn't understand it all. Alright, so now, let me set it up. This was James' first two truths and a lie. So I'll give you an example of the kind of shit they're talking about. Play Track 11. I won second place in a handwriting contest in Chinese school.

I'm too. I was kicked out of a final exam for being too rowdy. And three, I had a ritual for taking night-wheel-to-night before important rowing races. Kevin, why would anybody give a fuck which one of those things is the lie? They're all super boring. This the dumbest game to play out of podcasts. Oh, people, you do not know these people at all. They're playing too true. So I do. But with that said, I thought maybe we could give this a try. All right. Yeah. Let's do this. I don't know if you prepared two truths in a life

for me, but I've prepared one for you. Okay. I did not go. Okay. So this is one. This is going to be a half around. I did not. I did not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. do certain switcher one. All right, and the next one, the drummer from the band, the misfits, once sucker punched me in the face. Okay, here's the third one. Since I was 12, I've had a tape my cock to my leg because I'm 13 inches flaccid and it's a terrible burden for me. Well, I've known you for a long time, Carl.

Yeah, yeah. All right, so I do know that the, let's see, boy, these are hard. These are hard ones. They all could so be true. I'm gonna say you weren't sucker punched by my brother. I wish that were the case, my friend. Oh, I wish that were the case. I'm actually only 12 and a half inches and I'd rarely use tape. Oh, alright. Yeah. Well, I wish I wish that were the case. I'm I'm actually only 12 and a half inches and I'd rarely use tape. Oh, all right. Yeah Well, I thought you know, I give it a shot. You know, I thought I had the shot. I thought I had the lie in there But that was a good try. Yeah, the problem with this fucking game is that it turns into so that example I just gave to you Um, I could have I could easily go into the whole scenario or the guy from the misfits punched me in the face.

But again, who gives a fuck? And this game just led to everything they said, they're like telling the anecdote, play Track 12 as an example of that. But as you know that my Chinese is not very good. Yeah. Because I moved here and I didn't, I can't read or anything.

Right, you weren't like educated. Exactly. So when I got started in Chinese school, I was like in middle school, I think I was like boring. Maybe like in eighth or ninth grade. I love that story. So I mean, what's the interesting part? Maybe I'm talking about. But then she's the D. Yeah. Yeah. What you're talking about. Seriously, like that was really that's the the clip that sums up this podcast. That's what it was. I'm fucking telling these boring ass stories about them growing up. Yeah. Yeah. I can't imagine each audience is for this. I don't know.

I wish that it just would have all been saucy questions because that I didn't mind. Like, you know, she's like, oh, I like to be on top. I love that part of that. So we're jumping all over the place, but who cares? That's all right. Go for it. So they do that saucy question thing,

which is essentially they they ask listeners To tweet at them with a hashtag which was like ask something ask Care whatever our name is in Jim It's having a James I don't I don't Complete the you can't you bother with learning anyone's name you can even have like their website pull up while we're doing no No, You can't be bothered with learning. Anyone's name, you can even have their website pulling up while we're doing this show. No, no, I can't be bothered. I love it.

I love it. So essentially, she starts off, and she's like, so we're about to do the saucy question of the week. And I just want to give a little bit of a disclaimer here. If you do not want to know these type of intimate things about me, you might want to turn the podcast off. I'm talking to you, my parents. So parents, I know that they listen.

And the guy in the meantime is like, yeah, yeah, yeah, just interjecting with fucking grunts. So in any way, they finally get to the question, and I'm thinking it's gonna be like, dear Abby and Jim, I love to stick my flaccid penis inside of a man's rectum, and then as I'm waiting to get hard, I like to play scrabble on his back. Like, I'm waiting for it to get hard, I like to place scrabble on his back. Like I'm waiting for it to be like some ridiculous thing.

I think that's a good saucy question that you should send into them. Right. So, I didn't think you got it memorized. Here's the question. What is your favorite sexual position? That's the saucy question that is submitted to them. All right to which she answers well I it's so funny because she's coming off like so mom dad don't tune in if you don't want to hear this

about me okay so what's my favorite sexual position? I like to be on top because when I can come the fastest I'm like holy shit. I like to be on top because when I can come the fastest, I'm like, holy shit. I was like, whoa, he's talking nerds are talking about bee stigs for 20 minutes. And then she's just like, yeah, I like to fucking ride this hardcock and get off all the times. Well, all right. She's like, I like to kiss girls. I've kissed girls for a long time and I like to fuck and I'm like, whoa. So yeah, it's got interesting. She's unnerd who likes attention, though. Maybe. I mean, she is a theater. She's in the theater. Sometimes these girls who run around kissing other girls, it's because they get a reaction out of everybody. Oh, wow, what's going on? It's actually way more boring than you're giving a credit for.

Yeah, well, I just thought of all the questions that someone could submit for a saucy question segment. I thought that was pretty tame for the most part. Oh, dude, that was the sauciest question. They've gotten so far because they were talking about that. I hope you were complaining. It wasn't saucy enough. And I went back and watched some YouTube videos with them. And I watched an earlier episode where the saucy question was,

if you had to be stuck on a desert island with a celebrity for the rest of your life, who would it be? What? And she's like, I really like Trevor Noah. And I'm like, this is horrible. what? And she's like, I really like Trevor Noah. And I'm like, this is horrible. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. That sexual position thing was actually a little more interesting than what they've done in the past. Wow. God. I thought this was like, you know, off week for the question. There's something. Oh, it certainly was. Yeah. It wasn't up. Kevin, I got a track on here that speaking of boring that I'd like to play. You probably grabbed it too because you always pick up on these things. Track 15, I call it 4.7 seconds of dead air. Okay.

But I feel like you actually maybe have as like a really little kid or something. Well, let's see. Yeah. I'm going gonna say. I don't know what it's all. Lord, Silent. The content of. Okay, I'm I'm gonna guess. 4.7 seconds.

And that air and that 4.7 seconds. She kissed three girls. Yeah, and James beat off toys by himself Dude that is really awkward that that's a An eternity to be doing a radio show and and have that much time Saying nothing. I'm surprised. I didn't go back and clean that up a little bit Well, yeah, that was going to be my next point too, is it shows you that most people do not edit. Because you would easily fucking see that. Even if you weren't listening back, you could easily see.

I use the visual aspect. You'd be like, oh, what happened here? Did you think drop out? Right. Right. You'd be like, oh, there's a huge there's a solid line right here where there's nothing. Yeah. Yeah. I have a confession to make. I'm listening to this show and I'm going in like I always do and doing my edits. And my wife walked in as I was listening to the show. And she actually captured audio of me listening to the show. This is actual audio of me listening to show. Play track 16. I have been stuck.

It was actually an improbable singing because I was in the car. Be into the window, boom, on the arm, got me real quick. Very, I don't think you've ever told me that story. Okay, so I really didn't know whether you've been singing. Yeah, that was what I was wearing. I think in middle school.

This should be under the category of sleeping aids. I'm in New York. I would know where this is like the fucking ambience of podcasting. It was a fucking war fast. Just put a little mullaby music bad over all of it. I mean, think you need it. Man, just try to pay attention to what they're talking about. I dare you to. I was, my mind was just fucking wandering everywhere.

I was listening to this through yesterday. I could not concentrate on what the fuck. I just didn't give a shit. But they find themselves hilarious. I got a fun example here of an anecdote cracking themselves out check 14 Elementary school Okay, that's it That's kind of funny Be more funny Not it's not kind of funny. It's not funny at all

Have a clip they're talking here about. It's the two truths of the lie and Abby's doing the it's her turn. So she gives her her stuff out and one of them is like that she's kept something from every boyfriend that she's had. So. Number three, I still have at least one thing given to me by every past partner. What are we giving to you? Is there still a piece of that? Like a gift. Herbys! I still have herbys.

I still have it. It was given to me when I was in band Somehow her piece got on his fingers and he fingered me while I was playing my flute and Herpes got on his fingers. Is that got on my fingers? I don't know how her piece works He was a filthy bassoon player and you know how they heard me I'm sorry, mom. I'm glad that you've listenedsoon player. And you know how they are with the herpes. I'm sorry, Mom. I'm glad that you've listened to this. Please do know.

Please do know. I have a clip on here that enraged me. And then enraged me for a couple of different reasons. Play Track 7. Yeah, I think I mean, I think because we started it just so like we could have something to do together. Yeah. For fun, Z's. Right, so like we could have some to do together. Yeah. For fun, Z's.

Right. Like a fun project for us to both work on and also maybe work on our relationship and communication and all that. So it was originally, you know, it's just kind of for us. And we didn't really be getting one with less than two. All right. There's a ton of things I hate about this clip. One is, and you played something earlier, we didn't

point it out, I hate how Abby's one of these people who starts giggling at the end of her sentence, because it's not an interesting thing that you're giggling about, and it's also not very funny. She doesn't have a lot. I'd find that so fucking annoying, but getting off of that, they started doing a podcast for themselves. They didn't think anybody would listen to it. This is the fucking problem with podcasting. You don't have to put it up on the internet. If you're doing a podcast, do it for other people. That's the whole fucking point of podcasting. Right, right. Yeah. That's that's raging to me. That's why there's so many shit podcasts out there. Everyone's just like, oh, I just do podcasts. No way,

listen to it. Don't, don't bother. Don't don't get involved. There's enough fucking podcasts already. And what's your actually putting a good show together? Not just playing some lame fucking couples game with your boyfriend. Don't fucking bother. What are you doing? But the other thing that's fucking in-raising real quick, I'll watch a comment, Kevin, is a phrase that fucking James said in there and I pulled it out separately. Play track 8. I phrase that fucking James said in there and I pulled it out separately play track eight for for fun Z's Let's make a podcast for fun Z's I want to get out my cell you'd have some fun Z's and I'm gonna make some come Z's It's fucking in raging this guy. I was gonna say that it's in raging because they don't

in rage in this guy. I was gonna say that it's in raging because they don't, they're saying that they're not doing it for anybody and then they make the fucking apple new and horny. That just pisses me off, I guess, more. So angry about that. I am angry about that because I want to be on there and I know we're never gonna be on there, but, and right now there's some fucking Donkey Kong jerk off going, you know, this fucking right man, you're never going to be on there.

And other news, Dinty Kong was seen in the fucking, uh, I think. Um, so, well, it makes you feel any better, Kevin. They have less fans on Facebook than we do. Oh, all right. Sure. They have 41 people who like their Facebook page. So somehow, they're able to get the top

level domain. Love it. First pizza.com. Not sure how that gem was still available. What a great show title name that is. You know, I was really excited when you told me about this show because I was like, Oh, it's got fucking pizza in the title. And I love pizza. But yeah, there's not enough pizza to talk for my liking. No, there wasn't enough saucy language and cheesy anecdotes and crusty fucking. If you want to get in rage, dude, you should go to their website because on the homepage, they have this the best way to eat pizza video where they try to be funny and it's fucking and raging.

No, I have to watch that. Yeah, you might want to check that out. Alright, so I have some more clips. I don't know if you want to play some more things that you pulled out from the show. Yeah, I have this little thing here where where Jim is doing his two truths and a lie and there's I I could have swore that this was some type of mistake and speech or grammar or whatever I really want to call it but apparently not. So here it is. And number three, I've swam with sharks. Swam or swam?

I've swam with. I've swam with sharks. Okay. So I, I clipped that like going, there's no fucking way. She clipped back going, this guy's an idiot and then you researched it. And then swam is a word. No, I didn't even research it. I had my girlfriend research it. She came in over by shoulder and I'm like is it swam or swam and she's like hold on and she pulls out her phone and she's like no it's swam. I'm like dammit and you left it in there just to show that you're the doll. I like the dole yes that's good yeah that's not

disputable so and then uh... here's another thing that that parallel uh... the gym says that shows that he he puts just as much research into his shows as I do how things go yeah so when did you

be your pants i don't think you've ever told me sorry about oh so i didn't make a mistake so you do get the point but I think I did two lies on actually. Yeah. Yeah. I got confused The never okay double negative Yeah, so he didn't even bother to Figure out what the hell he was doing with the game. Oh, what are what are retired? They're playing two true Sunilai and he told two lies in a truth like how dumb do you have to be to fuck battle? This is the easiest rules of the game ever Oh, man, I would get wrong

I would I'd be like you tell me ahead of time Hey, we're gonna do true truths to lie and I'd be like oh cool. I give you all three lies or something Right, I was the first astronaut or something like that. Right, I was the first astronaut to lose the boot. I have another clip to where they're talking here about some of her two truths in a lie here and I feel like he was probably sleeping on the couch after this comment to her, okay. I once auditioned for a child's role in an opera but I was turned down because it was too big to the part. Wouldn't it be too big like too fat or too old? Ooh!

I didn't clip that, but I thought that was funny because I was too big, too fat or too old. How is it big and old related? It was always both fat and old, thanks for asking. Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah, he's a dumb dumb. Which is, you know, not to be stereotypical, but what the fuck we always are on the show. He's Asian. So I just was really surprised by, and the first time I heard this, it was really smart

of me. Well, I heard this swam in the swam thing. I was like, come on man. You know, like, you should know better. Well, I heard this swam in the swam thing. I was like come on man You know like you should know better and then I was fucking right You got some music that was an example It's like it's not a bitch. Well here's here's something if you want to make fun of our buddy James play track six Yeah, that was a really super cool. Yeah There is nothing super cool about say I really super cool. Yeah. There is nothing super cool about saying really super cool super cool. Oh, that's so embarrassing and they here's another

example of like sing, song, e-broadcasting. It's something I find super obnoxious. It's very amateur-esque. Play track three. Yeah, so they were definitely like collaborating with the Chinese. Collaborating with the Chinese. I don't know why these people get into these things, or they start talking like they would never talk if they were in a normal conversation, but I pick up on it and it pisses me off. That's at the beginning when they're talking about the Independence Day movie. So the stuff or whatever that just because this is I guess they're

for the July episode. Right. Which I I clipped this which it's a stupid. You hear this from every fucking person in the world and for the July. But it is for the July weekend. Yeah, hope everybody's having a good one. Yeah,

hope everybody gets some sort of barbecue or fireworks Stay safe out there do not remember like every year like people have their hands blown off. Yeah, seriously be safe Safety first take you first but also you know Happy birthday America. Yeah, well goddamn. I'm so glad that Abby and Jim told me to be safe because I was about to shoot this fucking thing right out my butthole I fucking hate that I like how James goes remember how every year someone blows their handoff

What watch no, I don't remember that what? What does that even mean? But yeah, that that's fucking annoying as hell as like guys everybody have fun, but but be safe be safe Annoying his house like guys everybody have fun, but but be safe be safe Drink responsibly and be careful around fireworks like a thanks. Thanks PSA from the 70s. I was so God so happy I was listening to this podcast because I was gonna be totally fucking reckless July 4th and good lord if Abby and Jim didn't save my hand because I want to blow them that fucker Clear off Jim didn't save my hand because I want to blow them a fucker whoah, clear off. But they didn't say anything about shooting a pair of ones.

So I guess I'll be doing lots of that over the long time. I'm gonna get off right now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no a clip of Abby describing the Independence Day movie where she uses the word like 11 times in 26 seconds and Kevin as you know, this pisses me off. I find it endlessly enraging. Track one. Like not a whole lot of storyline except they like Hollywood is doing the thing now where they try to be like anti-stereotypes. So, but then they're doing it so much that it like kind of becomes a stereotype again. Like there's like a strong female character and then there's like maybe a gay relationship

and then there's like an in-neuracial relationship and then there's like a woman president and then there's like even like, I need to do it. So that's too far. And then there's like, and then there's like, and there's like, you know, like, there's like, and then more annoying likes describing the movie play track too.

I, you know, it's been a long time and minorities deserve equal representation in films. I definitely am for that, but then it just becomes like, the entire movie is just them like trying to not have it be like all white men in all the rules. Again, the laughing as you're talking thing is so fucking annoying, but as I do Kevin, and this is something that I need to stop doing, but I can't help myself. When I hear a phrase jump out at me, I have to put a music bed behind it. Play the side that I put together. It's been a long time. It's been a long time. I'm making it! I'm making it! I'm making it! I'm making it!

I'm making it! It's been a long time! It's been a long time! It's been a long time! It's been a long time! It's been a long time! It's been a long time! It's been a long time!

It's been a long time! It's been a long time! I know it's more prep for a ship from me. That's pretty funny. Oh, God. Well, I'm giving Abby permission if she wants to use that on her show. So she's have to talk about herself for a fucking second. She's more than welcome to use that. And speaking of talking about the sales play, track nine, talking about the saucy question of the week.

All right. We had a couple of people comment that the saucy question of week could be saucy. So we need your help to get it saucy. Yeah, we need your help. We want to know what you want to know and we will answer honestly and we will not judge you. Yeah.

And yeah. So this is what I was talking about before. They were telling the audience to send in their questions. Could these people be more narcissistic? Just the thought that you want to hear them talk about their fucking shitty childhood anecdotes is crazy enough. But then I'm going to want to ask them a question about their personal lives Who could possibly give a fuck about these guys? Well, I mean there, you know, they're celebrities They do have a website they do have a 41 fans on Facebook and let me check their Twitter

You just opened us up for... I know, you know what I'm gonna be like, well you guys will have seven followers on Twitter. We don't talk about our fucking stuff. We know that wouldn't care. Is that the difference? Kevin, what else do you got? You got anything else you want to talk about? Let me look at the stuff here, but I don't think I think we've covered pretty

much everything else that I clipped. Yeah, I think I'm all right with this. All right, well, what are audience, if they want to check out the Love It First Pizza, maybe send them some of your own saucy questions and then if they actually answer them and you want to send that to us we'll be happy to play that on a future show. Dear Abby, I'd like to wear women's pantyhose and then try to jerk off over the pantyhose. And also, do you guys ever eat white pizza that's actually just James seed all over the top of the bone? Yeah.

Oh, that would be a good saucy question. That would be really funny if you sent in questions that were just about pizza. We're the fancy questions. This just ridiculous. How many pizzas, how many sites of pizza can you shove in your pussy at once? No, not every time.

No, I mean, like, not even sexual. Do you think Amy's mom is a state of this? Put off, Amy's mom. This is ridiculous. No, I think maybe really funny if you're just like, so, like, what type of crust? Do you just were like, so like what type of crust do you like like a Like a crackery crust or do you like a corn meal on the bottom? What type of do you like toppings?

Yeah, it's just we just wanted that with nothing but questions about pizza Just like right at the back love the pizza show. Just wanted to know am chovees are pepperoni Exactly like that. It doesn't look all the saucy questions. They started getting That's actually pretty funny. Yeah, it was just all like pizza pizza based all right So could I still ask her about shoving pizza cross in her asshole or you're saying no just keep it keeping You could do whatever you want to do man to free country man You could do whatever you want to do man. It's a free country man. It's fourth in July weekend. I don't know man. People are getting kicked off Twitter these days.

So I guess you got to be careful with what kind of shit you say. I'm not going to ask Leslie Jones how many slices of pizza she can shove it or pussy. That's for sure. Yeah. That's a steer clear of that. That's that's that one. She gets fired up. All right. So this has been fun, Kevin, as usual. And next week, we're going to do it all over again. We have another podcast that we have queued up for our review. And let's listen to a teaser to get everybody very excited

about next week's episode. We get the gym up another level. And then I look at the gym and there's a 10 CP Zubat on it from that stupid kid and I swear I came so close to pushing him into the chest big bang. Yeah I was sitting right there for that and that was nuts like it just happened and my kid had been sitting there. Oh man. Of all the things to drop a 10 CP Zubat. The only thing that I have that comes even close to either of these two stories was the realization that the board game shop down the street from me is a gym not a Poke stop.

All right, this is a show called Go time. A Pokemon Go podcast. Episode three, love at the dog park. This obviously just came out because the Pokemon go app just came out of what week or two ago. Yeah. And so this was actually Kevin's suggestion. He sent an over to me to check it out. And I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Full disclaimer. I don't play Pokemon go. I didn't grow up with Pokemon. I'm too old for that. And so I have zero clue what the fuck words they're using and what they mean. And I'm right there with you, same reasons. I don't understand it. I know people who are playing

this a lot. It's the most popular mobile game in the US ever. So it's, this is definitely a topic of conversation. I just, and I tried it, I gotta say I downloaded it to try to, you know, fucking get in on the craze. Oh yeah, I got Pikachu off my porch. Sure, yeah, I tried it, but about as far as I got with it. I just didn't see what it was besides flicking balls at fake animals. I just I couldn't if I'm gonna flick balls I'm gonna do that for about 10 minutes and then

take a nap. I don't loom somewhere. It's sleeping off. Right. Yeah, I don't understand the a lot of what what the hell is going on in this game and I feel really fucking old every time I'm around people who talk about it Because they're like, oh yeah, I just talk my charzard in my fun like what are you talking about? They're just talking about there's there's Poke stops and gyms and there's all these different places that you go to to do

different things and I don't know if you're powering up or you're building your fucking hit score. I don't know anything. Yeah. So a lot to learn between now and next week at this time. I am going to go out and let me say that we will not learn anything. I guarantee that when you would not get out of this show next week you're gonna say I Still have no idea what Pokemon go is I didn't do any research. I have no idea what they're talking about. Yeah, I can guarantee you that will be the case

Yeah, I know what I'll do Kevin is I'll learn all about it because I'll read the wiki page because as people listen to our show No, that's where I get all of my research from. Wikipedia, the always 100% accurate open source in psychopedia. I see that little sarcastically in case people don't realize that. I've been a part of things that have been described in Wikipedia completely falsely. So I'm well aware that that's not a great resource. So here's what I'm thinking. I want to give you a little bit of homework, Evan. Oh no. Next week, we're going to review this go time podcast, but I also want to play at least five rounds of two truths in a lie. So if you could just put together a whole bunch of anecdotes, let's get into that. Let's make it a three hour podcast next week. Let's really get into it.

All right, yeah, let's, we'll do it. The listeners don't realize this, but Kevin and I started this podcast, not because we wanted people to listen to it, it's because we wanted to strengthen our relationship and learn more about each other. Yeah. And you know, it was something that we could do

as a couple of buddies, and it would just pass the time for us. It's fucking, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. We just wanted to do this. There's like a fun couples thing to do together. That's why your show sucks so fucking bad. Oh God.

Damn it. Show was fucking awful. We went from last week, you like the show. You did like that one. You liked that one and I'm happy to say that I did not like this one or have really not liked one for a while. It's been a series of unfortunate letdowns here on WATP, but I guess it's really much fun.

Since Girl Camp, I remember that one. I love the Girl Camp, yeah. Girl Camp, right? Once since since girl camp, I remember that one you are I love little camp. Yeah girl camp right I remember you really like that source fed Dungeons and Dragons show If I recall right yeah, there's been a bunch that you really did it too Good we do pick some fucking winners, don't we? Yeah, so so everybody you know, I think Yeah, so, uh, so everybody, you know, I think, uh, once again, you can, uh, tweet us if you'd like. Uh, it's, uh, who are these pod? It's at who are these pod? Uh, that is our, uh, our Twitter handle.

And, uh, the people who are a website and they find our, our Twitter and our Facebook from there. Um, you know what? I didn't make that easy. Yeah, I don't think I have that on there. Let me, I will. This is usually our post-production meeting, but we're just doing it right on the show. It's, yeah, we're just... I'll make the goddamn website.

What are you doing over there? Yeah, I don't know why I didn't... I didn't have the, I don't have that on there. Let's do that. Well, then we'll tell people, just go to whoarethese.com. You can contact us right on the website. You can also check out our Facebook and our Twitter from there.

And, you know, Motherfuckus in every platform you can find. So far, mostly people have been Motherfuckin' us through Twitter, but you can tell us we suck on Facebook. We'll read that. Yeah, yeah, give me another reason to hate myself, everybody. Just, you know, writing things about how we were horrible at this and we don't get what you are trying to do And then I will sit on the cow cheating yo plays for the rest of the day feeling bloated Little David tell reference there everybody. This was not this was not our best effort

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