Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep230 - The Bubba Army Podcast
Episode Date: November 1, 2020Bubba the Love Sponge used to be a famous radio personality and friends with Hulk Hogan. What the Hell happened? We get a surprise call from Manson who worked with Bubba for 23 years. He also worked w...ith Brent Hatley. Lucky for him that's still past tense. Doug from Who's Right makes his triumphant return to talk about Bubba's decline, Brent's ugly wife, Opie's take on Howard Stern, Alex Jones getting drunk on the JRE, Patrick Michael's rap metal music, Stuttering John's lawsuit, and Kayci's amazing internet connection. Branden from Shitty Song of the Week stops by as well. Get our exclusive bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Or if you don't like Patreon you can get bonus episodes here: https://watp.supercast.tech/ https://whosrightpodcast.com/ https://www.twitch.tv/clusterfshow https://ssotw.podbean.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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we'll be reviewing a podcast called The Bubba Army Podcast.
Bubba the Love Spongebob is back, but in podcasting form. Doug and I both listen to the show separately.
We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.
Let's get into it.
This is a show that's hosted by Bubba the love sponge.
And they just got this co-host or sidekick, Seth Kushner.
And then there's all of these other characters.
Dr. Dan, babyface, Blitz, Lumix, Ana.
It's one of these morning zoo shows with all these different personalities.
This guy Lumix, also known as Lummy, is like the stunt boy,
Anna is obviously the whole of the show.
He's currently on an FM station in Tampa,
and I read that he was recently added to a couple of AM stations in Pittsburgh and Detroit.
I think that's about the extent of what he's doing in radio these days.
He used to be on Sirius XM on one of the Howard channels, which is why he's very famous
as a radio personality.
Doug, I believe he used to listen to a show back when he was on Howard 101.
Yes, I was a proud member of the Bubba Army.
Wow.
I had a sticker on my pickup truck and everything.
No shit.
All right.
Good.
That's why I wanted to have you on the show today, because I don't know a lot about Bubba. And I started listening to this podcast. I was new a few episodes from last
week and I was lost. I want the fuck is going on. So when you send me that message and said, hey,
do you want to come on and do Bubba? I was like, I don't think that I'm going to be able to do that.
I don't know to be able to find much wrong with it. And was I the fucking wrong?
I know.
You were hesitant about it.
That's funny that you say that,
but now you've learned the error of your ways
that this guy has fallen pretty far.
He fell far and fast.
So I sent you that phone number
if you want to give his old co-host a call.
Sweet, okay.
But Manson was a, he was on during the serious time along with Spice Boy and I think
Lumix was there, 25% which was their token black guy.
Hello.
Hey, is this Manson?
Yes it is.
Hey, Manson, it's Carl from Who Are These Podcasts and I have Doug from Who's Right Here
as well. Hi, how's it going, man? It's Carl from Who Are These Podcasts, and I have Doug from Who's Right Here as well.
Hi, how's it going, man?
It's going great.
Thanks so much for taking the call today.
No problem.
So, man, we're reviewing the current iteration of Bubba's Show.
He puts out a podcast called Bubba Army Podcast, and Doug and I were just about to get into
this.
Now, you were a long time
co-host on the Bubba the Love Spon Show. And are you familiar with what he's up to these
days?
I don't listen, but I know what he's up to. Yeah, for sure. 23 years I was with that show.
Okay. And why are you no longer with Bubba?
It's a long story. Iba? It's a long story.
It's somewhat a long story.
I mean, it's a bizarre story.
He had a giant fall from grace due to a number of idiotic
and such that personal decisions and cheating
on the ratings and everything.
And the show was slowly going down, losing affiliates,
losing markets.
And I just, you know, I couldn't take it.
We couldn't even get a job here in Tampa.
You know, he's paid, he's on a pay to play AEM station.
And then he started, it's really bizarre.
He started really doing bad radio.
And my son worked for him as well.
And he started like, you know, torture and my son, you know, put, shoot and below darts in him and everything. And he just, he was trying to drive me away.
So finally, I just left and said, okay, that's what you want. You don't want me to be on the show
anymore. And I left because I don't know. He's a weird cat, man. He's a weird dude.
Well, it seems like you got off the sinking ship just in time. I have a couple clips that I want to
play that show how far he is fallen
I'm excited to hear them. Okay, cool. They're talking about they shot this YouTube video YouTube live video And I guess their stunt boy Lummy was yeah was jogging with Anna and this was gonna be hilarious
They're following him with a car and a scooter and they're following him around and listen to how excited
He is about how many views he got on this YouTube video.
And it was live on YouTube.
And I gotta tell you,
I, we were at one time, I think,
would you say Seth, we had 1,100 people?
Yeah, oh, something like that.
Yeah, I think there was,
I think I checked,
there's like 5,000 views this morning.
So Seth was on my back and he said,
Spanjo, we're over at G-Ball.
And I'm like,
you could believe it.
I'm gonna say that. Oh, we are. I was like, I thought Seth was just being Johnny, you know, we're over at G ball. And I'm like, you can believe it. Let me see that.
Oh, we are.
I was like, I thought Seth was just being Johnny, you know,
raw, raw back there.
But we were in, I think it's, I think it's going to be
6,000 views by the end of the show.
Wow.
You know, it's 6,000 views.
So, Carl, I, I went down and checked out the video.
He spent that whole episode talking about that video, a play by play of everything that happened. I'm ready to fall in. I went down and checked out the video.
He spent that whole episode talking about that video, a play by play of everything that
happened.
Yes, I watched the video also.
My clip, Mark Bubba race is, it's only a minute chunk of that show and you can bail
whatever you want, but it gets pretty uncomfortable to listen to.
And see it, she was around the corner.
She, but how did anybody say nothing? But what did she know that she's not going to know nothing? uncomfortable to listen to. He passed her. He's ahead of him still, but we're evenly consistent.
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
Okay, I can't take it.
Holy shit.
It's 1994.
I'm my son board right now.
I loved this fucking man.
And I'm sitting there last night watching this like, what did I waste my life on?
I want to find that truck that I owned and peel off that fucking sticker
I got to play you from that video now. I just played a clip where they're like we got a g-ball of people watching us
I guess is a thousand a g-ball and
During the video itself they're excited about how many people are watching it. This is from the actual video
We got 214 people already
Wow 200 people are watching a video
holy crap
don't get your eye if i put up on a youtube live video i wouldn't have to
people watching but i'm not above the love
spons the guy was on national radio
he was doing afternoons on how it's serious station. I mean, literally hundreds of thousands of people, if not over a million at one time.
Hey, since we have you, and you were on that show, obviously, right, Manson?
Well, of course, yes.
So since we have you on the show, I have some questions about that.
Just to get derailed real quick, did you guys ever know what your ratings were or could
serious not figure out how many people are listening?
I don't know that's that's a that's a good question. They were never really told. I don't think they had ratings.
And all we were ever told the one positive we were said was our telephone phone and call and volume was the biggest of any show on there.
So you had very passionate fans.
We have more we have more phone activity than any show on serious level. So I mean, that had to be and we were
pretty big. But that, I mean, and if they did tell the ratings, nobody, I was always
kept in the dark about everything because I like had common sense and I would try to
tell them not to do really stupid things. So they never told me anything they were doing
because they liked to do really stupid things. Well, I will tell you that everyone who got serious and I was one of those people who signed up as soon as Howard
went over there. Everyone had 101 101 program, Dan. So if you're one of those channels, you're reaching probably the majority of people who are listening to
serious at that time. Yeah, I mean, just the Howard rub, you know, makes you almost an instant super star. And, you know, we had Howard in blessings.
He put us in afternoon.
And so, you know, people love this.
We had Howard, Howard Rubb, Howard's blessing.
So to get back to this video, we'll chill at this part.
The color calls it.
He's excited about the video.
And again, Bubba can't wait to tell you how you are going to watch this video.
I'll have my Apple yesterday watch.
Yeah, it's got like, it'll probably have six or seven thousand views
by the end of the show.
Well, it's a high spot.
I was your favorite part.
Yeah, holy shit.
Like, that's something that I would be that bragged.
That was just a foul.
I'm just very surprised.
He's blown away by six thousand views on the video.
Okay.
How the mighty you fall and yeah.
And Bubba even says he goes I watched that video back
I left that listen to our long video goes I left out loud three or four times and then he says this
And I'm real critical of our stuff like I don't really laugh that much
What that's all I've done on this show is laugh
He's yeah, I mean yeah, he's he's pretty good at the fake laugh. Oh, yeah, I have some examples.
I'm sure you do, too, Doug.
Yeah.
Here's one.
He talks about how he had a cancel a race on his dirt track
due to lightning.
And they said that they have to get the word out
that the race is canceled.
Tell me where the joke is the people
are laughing at here.
So I had to make an announcement yesterday, Seth,
that the race is canceled this Saturday.
What do you mean, do you just roll through O'Cala?
You know, just shout it out.
I don't know if the big of a phone.
The racetrack has a Facebook idling enough.
Okay.
Okay.
The racetrack has a Facebook account.
Okay.
Adlerina.
Hilarious.
Hilarious. Hilarious.
Hilarious.
What do you got, Doug?
So what I want to do is just because I set myself up, you always ask me and I never have
an answer. This time I do the clip for me that summarized the show.
Okay, great.
My number four.
It's simple.
Go to the newdealshop.com and get the clean phone one now and then start sanitizing
everything everywhere. Again, yes, he did, he did an ad read four times in a
30 minute podcast. He's a one sponsor on the show. And he does the ad read
over and over again, we get it. You be right. Disinfect your phone. We get
it. 30 seconds in. He did a 90 second ad read. 10 minutes in. He did a 60 second ad read 10 minutes in. He did a 60 second ad
read 20 minutes in. He did a 40 second ad read. And then another 30 second commercial at the end.
All right. Here's another 30 minute podcast. Here's another, um, all of the top reaction
to a joke. And I will say the set comes in pretty quick with this. They're talking about
there was a picture taken of
Bubba that he doesn't look all that flattering and of course now remember Bubba's a 400 pound guy
He's not gonna look great in a picture, but this did not merit this response. I'm at it Seth because I look like
What's that what's that we got the job of the hut
I'm going to go too far. I'm going to go too far.
I'm going to go too far.
I'm going to go too far.
I'm going to go too far.
I'm going to go too far.
I'm going to go too far.
I'm going to go too far.
I'm going to go too far.
I'm going to go too far.
I'm going to go too far.
I'm going to go too far.
I'm going to go too far. I'm going to go too far. I'm going to go too far. show four and a half years ago. Well, you see, I haven't listened a long time and we used to have genuine laughter because
we used to be a really funny show.
This is the entertainment painting.
This is painful.
It's, it's a tough slog.
I'll be honest, and I had a hard time clipping it.
I think Doug, you did too because these rambling conversations are mostly full of nonsense
and just meandering.
I'm going to play you this clip.
It's a little bit longer.
But listen to this incoherent conversation. It starts off, he's talking about why don't
listeners leave me money in their wills. And then they talk about, well, you know, this
one person's going to leave you or I'll leave you my guns or something like that. Listen
to how many different topics they touch upon. freezer he says he just changes will and you've got you get all his guns
Yeah, I like to have some I just sell all my guns
Spray guns pink guns. Oh
I get I don't know how to paint
Be good time to play your painter. Oh, yeah, I was the unspainting doing I
Haven't even started what cuz I haven't got my studio set up yet
He paid you all that money to commission this art. You gave me hardly any money. He gave me a hundred hours for materials.
Well, like I thought I was going to be able to paint in Territz garage, but her husband's got his
weight set in there and you can't paint in there. And then and so I'm okay. That does he have a
probably a nice one, right? No, nothing like to climp like job or I mean, you get a set of weights
because you wouldn't let me just climb Jim., he has some Egyptian stuff in there. Oh
He has some Egyptian equipment in there. He does yeah, he's got some climbed up here amid stuff
And of course the laugh right into the post wow
It was about nothing
That that's how the whole episode I'd listen to two episodes and they're both they're both like that
There's no continuity at all play my number eight. It's more the same
But why isn't somebody trying to get that on track and is his bubble just lost it or people like steering him in the right direction
Well, just think I mean, you know, he used to have he was bubble less one
He said he was an immensely talented guy one of the best in the business.
And he had, you know, me as his main co-host for 23 years.
And I played two characters and I provided more tiered material
than probably anybody in radio ever has.
I did thousands upon thousands of bits that were all pretty good.
And he had a guy named Spice who was a very talented co-host.
And he had Brent, the producer. And he had a whole named Spice who was a very talented co-host and he had Brent, the producer,
and he had a whole team of talented people.
And he's, he's duched everybody.
He's got nothing but a couple of radio retreads in there and a bunch of flunkies.
And he can't carry it by himself and it's, it's God awful.
Yeah, I will say that I wasn't that familiar with the show.
So I apologize, Manson, but when I was talking to Doug a little while ago, he said he used
to love the show because of you.
You were the funny person on the show.
I mean, look, I'll always give Bob a credit.
He's an immensely talented guy, but some people just lose it, I guess.
I mean, he, when we, when I was, this is probably six months before I left, he started, here's
the things we used to do.
We used to do every morning, we did a daily cube,
and we would all draw a cube,
and it would take about five minutes,
and then we would show the cube to the camera,
and we would all marvel at the cube,
and then we would do our daily kegels,
and we had to put on some music,
and we all had to exercise our kegels,
and then he would show a video of what he called pro-piloning and he would drive his truck as close as he could to the to the little reflectors
on the road, you know, the stand-up ones that'll not you could knock down. Yeah, compelling. And he
called it pro-piloning. And that was our material for the last six months and that's why I finally
went, I can't, I can't do this anymore. This is embarrassing. It's one of those things I document this all the time,
is that radio guys have been trained to fill time,
which is obviously not necessarily to do on a podcast,
but a lot of them just get into this thing where it's like,
whatever we can do that fills time until the next break,
like let's just do it.
As long as people are talking, they'll think
that this entertainment and we can just get away with it.
It almost seemed like he was intentionally doing it, you know, bad radio,
because the listeners would complain like hell and say, you know, and we, you know, we,
he was on Twitch and you have the chat, you know, this constantly going.
And all the chat would do. My last few months there was talk about how shitty the show was.
It was very depressing because you have to read that all morning long about how bad your show was. It was very depressing because you had to read that all morning long about how bad your show
was. Yeah, honestly, most people like to bitch about things. You got to take it with the greatest
salt. But if you know it for yourself, that it's really bad, and people are reiterating that,
that could be, that could be tough. I want to, I want to get back to a Doug's clip here that,
also demonstrates the meandering conversations that are going on first. Oh,
Slime.
You got a shower shower zone.
Do I look like slimer?
What?
Yeah, slimer is a good slimer.
Yeah, and that's what I was.
That's what I'm.
Yeah, I don't that's kind of.
You got parts sucks, but some of it was good So fucking nuts. Wait, he says do I look like slimer and then they go
Oh slimer had that drink the echo cooler that was really good and they just start talking like everything
Trigger somebody to say the most random nonsense that pops out of their brain like just stop talking for a minute
Like what do you guys try to accomplish? What's going on? I?
like what do you guys try to accomplish? What's going on?
I mean, like you said, you know,
the show used to be four to five people in there,
just rat tat tat, you know,
cutting on each other and making funny jokes.
And it was one of the best radio shows in history.
And then to hear it now, it's just like a joke.
So Bubba is talking about a new religion that he wants to start up.
I don't know that any of us are just, we don't, none of us really know where we're going.
Right? And they use this hell thing as such a boogie man, but we don't really know.
Right? We don't know.
That's what I'm going by the way.
What's, where are you going? Right to hell. And maybe I've as any I want to start a religion.
It call thinking that this is hell and wherever we're going, it's got to be better than this.
It's called Islam. This religion already exists. It's why people blow shit up because they want to
get the fuck out of here. So he's talking about the religion. Someone sets them up for a joke and
you guys tell me whether he's
excited or not with us.
What are you going to do when somebody calls you in?
Like, what if they're last right when they're dying and they need
something, you know, they want like a rabbi or a priest or somebody
in there to give us some good final words.
Like, what are you delivering?
What are you going to say?
I'm going to walk up and say, how much you got left in your bank account.
And why don't you just pay palette over to me?
Hmm.
I guess that will nailed it. He's fucking nailed it.
He's talking about.
Maybe that was the joke.
That was the joke.
Okay, I'm sorry, I missed.
I don't know if this religious is going to work out for him.
All right, let me just play the most ridiculous shit
out of her and get this out of the way real quick.
They're talking about asteroids and and meteors and of course they go with the most obvious drops possible
here. How big was the asteroid that's released? It released like a lot of gases and stuff.
So you got to think about that too. If it's emitting like gases, when it's coming in,
when you say gases, what do you expect me to hear?
And you're done.
Done off what?
My show, you're telling me you're done off my goddamn show.
No, no, no, no.
Just talking about gases.
The big rock with the mini-hole kinds of stuff.
So, I understand a fun fart drop.
I mean, I have one.
Poor.
The fart drops are great.
But the only one fart drop is to keep playing it over and over again.
You're going to get a variety of... And that's not a good far drop in my opinion
What is the girl laughing in the background of the drop you can hear too. Oh, so it must be great that
Yeah, it's an old like stripper fart
All right, here's another joke. What's it is between a meteor and an asteroid?
another joke. What's it is between a meteor and an asteroid? I don't know. That was this was a meteor.
I think I think a meteor is an asteroid dingleberry. Home run, come here, home run.
And it's just awkward. It's uncomfortable. I'll be honest with you, this is something I do for a living now, where I listen to people's shows and I critique them.
I was having a hard time concentrating.
I kept finding myself, my mind was wandering,
because it wasn't compelling or interesting.
I didn't know what they were talking about,
and they weren't doing anything to bring any clarity
to what they were talking about at any time.
Like this is just a waste of people's time.
It really is, that's the end, well I haven't heard it,
that much because I do my show in the morning
so I don't have enough time to listen to him
but I'm happy that I'm here to listen to this garbage.
It makes me happy.
I bet it does, you made the right decision.
It makes me real happy.
Man, so I got a question for you.
I wondered this back when I used to listen to you guys,
did you have, when he plays something on the TV or a monitor, whatever it is?
Does he not have the audio piped into the mixer?
No, he did.
Why?
Well, because it's always sounded like shit.
My number three is an example of it.
That's why I pulled it.
It sounds like it's just playing in the room next door.
Is he opening the door to gay marriage in the church?
The pope is not opening up the door to a gay marriage being celebrated in a mass.
Why not? If you're going to recognize it in your church, why can't they have?
Yeah, that's a good call, Doug. It sounds like they're holding a microphone up to the TV speaker.
I mean, he actually had to run through the board, so I don't know.
Well, you said that Brent Hentley was the producer back then. Maybe he did do a great
job. No, he didn't do a lot. He didn't do it on the air, but he didn't do a lot of
producing. He delegated a lot. Can't wait to talk about Brent and his
Twitch show. Oh, a little bit. But what else we got to talk about with Baba Doug?
Okay, so how many of his ad reads did you listen to?
Oh, we seven.
I'm hoping that I'm gonna play the Vermont Teddy Bear Adread.
Not the bad one.
Yeah, the bad one.
You wanna play the Bubba Adread?
That's hot.
All right, here we go.
What women really want at Valentine's Day
is for you to stick your big fucking cock in your bunghole.
Call your Vermont teddy bear where they owe me one a month.
I don't ever cash in and load up on the teddy bears
with all the whores.
This year, express yourself in a fun and original way
and say it with a Vermont teddy bear, personally delivered.
Just call 1-10829-BEAR and a friendly bear counselor
will help you choose from over 100 bears,
handcrafted and made in Vermont
and delivered in a colorful gift box
with a free card and chocolate.
Tell her she lights your fire
with the brand new Burning Love Bear
dressed like a hucky fireman
with a love tattoo on his arm, solid.
Or say I'm wild about you with a jungle love bear,
not to be confused with the jungle fever bear
when your bitch fucks,
s***s sending a robot,
tending bears to create a imperson personal alternative of flowers and they'll be
around long after Valentine's Day to remind her of you forever even while she's
fucking your best friend she'll be looking at that bear solid while she's
getting ran by a big fucking black on the backside saying
whoa whoa you know Doug you used to ask my permission to use the gamer word on
the show what the fuck was that?
Hey, do you mind if I play something that's got the N word in it, Carl?
Yes.
What did it before?
Was it a song?
It this, this is unexcuseable.
Now I got more editing to do in post.
I never understood why that didn't in this career.
Yeah, wow.
I mean, I've never heard anybody talk like that
and still have a job. So was that on the serious show? No, I think that was back on 98
rock and he was just recording, you know, obviously the one live and he was just fucking
around, you know, laying a bunch of tracks down and the, you know, the poor guy had to
edit all that shit out. But he you know
I still said it. I guess that's how him and Hulk Hogan talk. And then then he said like
his excuse was that he was in there with his friend from the Buckeniers Taiji Armstrong
and a couple other black guys and he was just showing off and wild and out in front of
him. And that there were no black guys in the studio when he did that at all.
That's always the best argument.
I have friends who are black.
Obviously not a racist.
Just great job.
And Bob's all over the place.
Well, I can see horrible racist things right in front of him
and they love it.
It's great.
Inexcusable.
All right, I get it.
I had the wrong thing.
Fuck.
See, this is what we were talking about, doc. If I look over at the stupid chat, I have to I got it. I had the wrong thing. Fuck. See, this is what we were talking about, doc.
If I look over at the stupid chat,
I have to react to it.
All right, what else you got on, Bubba?
I don't have anything else on, Bubba.
You've already played the clips that I had pulled.
It was two shows worth of just rambling
and hitting garbage cans
and talking about shitty YouTube videos.
Hey, hey, same show. That's why I left.
Yeah, it is. It was shockingly bad.
And I came into this thinking that it wouldn't be very good.
You know, it's one of those things where if you have high expectations,
you could be like, ah, it wasn't as good. I thought it would be.
I thought this was going to suck.
And it was worse than I thought it would be.
It's how I would summer.
I really enjoyed it and how bad it was.
You, you, you just relished the awfulness.
That's what's funny about it, though, Manson.
There are shows that are terrible, like Stuttering John
and OP and there are shows that are so bad that I'm like,
oh, this is kind of fun, it's so bad.
But the show is there's no good part.
There's no fun to it.
That's great.
And that's music to my ears.
All right.
Let's talk about your buddy Brent Handley.
How are you and Brent these days?
Are you guys still friends?
Oh, yeah, I got another quick story about that.
Okay.
So, you know, I'm doing my Twitch stream,
Twitch.tv, Forgeless, Cluster F show.
And we're also on podcast,
all the major podcasts,
platforms, Cluster F show. And Brent, he's working for Stern, and the major podcasts, platforms, cluster show.
And Brent, he's working for Stern, and allegedly he's just killing up there.
You know, anytime I talk to him, he talks about how he kill it.
And he's the most popular guy, and he's a superstar.
I was always fine with Brent, you know, I always treated him well.
And I was cool with that.
I'm like, good for you, Brent.
And then it looks like they were going to get rid of him for some reason.
But he probably wore a thin on people or something. And so he's like, hey, I'm going to come down of them for some reason. Who knows, he probably wore thin on people or something.
And so he's like, hey, I'm going to come down
and I move back to Tampa.
And I want to do a Twitch show, and I want to do it with you.
And I was like, all right, that sounds good.
You can bring a lot of stern people.
And we can fucking kill it.
And then we met.
He comes down, we meet.
We have lunch with him and his wife and my wife
we're talking about these plans about doing a Twitch show. And I'm like, sure, I got my own Twitch show and that'll help it grow.
And then he starts his Twitch show and he completely blew me off. It never, never contacted me.
And I'm just sitting here going and then I'm watching the show and the show is terrible.
And it's like, why wouldn't you want someone like me, you know, who worked for Howard Stern, hired Bubba
partially because of my stuff? And you don't want to work with me and you're not even gonna
You're just gonna ignore me and do it without me after you met and all this shit
So he in my opinion, you know, he's just a you know
He's a jerk
So is that the last time you talked to him? Was that meeting?
That's the last time I talked to him. What the fuck? What a weirdo
I know it's like you know I'm I'm an honest guy, you know, I know what's funny. What's good?
I've been in his business the long time his show is god awful
Why wouldn't you want me?
I've done shows we've burnt before I did I used to do a stand-up comedy show, you know in Florida
We toured around Florida. We did pagans and potheads and we talked about religion and and and weed and I like you know
I invited him to open up for me, even though he's not a comedian, even though he stole all his
jokes from Bill Hicks, you know, I was always nice to print everybody else's treat them like,
shit, because they hated him. But I was always nice to work with him. And then this is what he does
to me. I have a, I have a history of people just shit and army. And that's, I've learned being a
nice guy in radio. You just get shit on. Yeah, the rail business.
We're going to talk.
We're going to talk about Brent's show in depth that I'm telling you that it was a good
thing that he goes.
Did you?
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Let's talk about who he decided to have as his co-host instead of you is his stupid wife,
Caitlin.
And the main part of their show, the main point of it is that Caitlin is the hottest chick
to ever exist.
And all they want to do is talk about her rocking body and all of her hot outfits. This is a Halloween show.
She's wearing some stupid costume and says this.
I'm wearing the schoolgirl outfit today and tomorrow. Oh my god. You saw the outfit.
I was wearing the outfit today that I'm gonna have tomorrow. Was it not hot? It's insane. You're gonna, you're not gonna want to miss this, man.
You're not gonna want to miss it. It's gonna be insane.
I need to watch a show because a woman with an average body is wearing an outfit.
I'm not buying. I'm not buying this one. Well, maybe you don't have a
co-core fetish, Carl. I guess not. It's not, it's not my type.
And this is, I got gotta play this clip for you.
Oh, man.
Oh, it's good.
It's gonna be hard.
It's gonna be, oh my god.
He's always like, he's a real creepin'.
He's peepin' on his wife.
Yes.
Yes.
Super steamy.
And, Manson, so you've, obviously you just said, you've met
Caitlin in person, you know her.
This is him explaining because if you look at pictures of her
If you watch the video you can see that she's not hot, but that's what they're trying to sell you is how hot she is
So he goes out to say this
J-Loads of this PS Kaitlyn is hot. She is super hot. She's so steamy. She is so steamy
And you're just seeing her on camera, which she looks great on camera by the way
But what do you guys we have a meet and greet and you see her in person?
You're gonna be like the guys when they see her in person are like like what?
Yeah, that I believe I believe the people see her personally don't watch
Why are we that why are we here? What's going on?
Like the premise of this show is that there's swingers and
Brent's wife is just a loose horror and that's why
Viewers should want to watch and be interested in this. Am I missing anything there, Doug? No, you nailed it. I think this whole Twitch
stream is just a, it's a method to try to get his dick wet by somebody else. He's trying to
horror his wife out so he can fuck somebody else's wife. And we're supposed to be compelled by this.
They're ugly people.
They're two people I don't even want to picture having sex,
talking about sex all the time.
You got it.
Don, you have a clip out here that sums up the show?
Oh.
Oh, you know what?
I think, you know, to be honest,
you know, I know that back when he was on the other show,
he was, he had a different wife. And they swang, I don't know if that's a
term swang, swang swang swinged a little bit, you know, I definitely know they did a little
bit. I don't think she was too into it. I don't think, I think that's kind of why they
broke up. And I don't think he's, I don't think he's even a swinger. I think it's all complete
100 bullshit.
Oh, that was the theory of some people on the Howard Stern show.
That this is all just made up. Interesting. Albaton is also an agreement with
Shuley. So I can maybe get behind that theory that it's bullshit that there are swingers,
but I'm sticking with his wife as a whore. I believe that to be true.
That part is definitely true.
God, she's just someone just posted a picture of her in our discord here.
God, she's just so unattractive.
She's got such a weird plane face.
You were that face and a man,
and I wouldn't think twice.
I mean, yeah.
Oh, it looks like Caitlin Jenner.
Right, yes.
A man.
Whoops.
All right, Doc, what would clip when we play it here? I got number 10 marked as co-core making co-cnoises.
Just the way she talks, you can tell that most of her nose has been eaten away.
That's why I gave that look when I looked at it.
I'm like, really?
Did you really just waste seconds of your life asking that?
Bren has absolutely zero control of what went on the hour's turn show.
Yeah, she talks through her nose.
That is evident.
And there's a lot of nose to get through.
So it's a little cavernous.
Her nose has its own reverb.
And I don't normally just rip on people for the way they look,
but that's the only thing about this show.
Wait, I probably do rip on people for the way they like.
Never mind, I think that back.
But the only thing about this show is the fact that this woman is the hottest chick anyone's ever seen.
And we all want a fucker.
And I just disagree with that premise.
So, so the only part of the entire episode of Brent Show that made me laugh,
what is my clip number 13, it's him talking about how he's their party animals and
you know, people don't
believe that somebody like me would come to their house.
I have this clip too.
It's so funny.
Deal.
We don't go to any full parties.
So you'll come, that's the thing is people don't realize about us.
We'll actually show up in party with you.
Yeah.
Like, that's the thing is we're not like if you invite us like we're going to get like if
we say we're going to this is what's so funny about it.
Man, you're going to kick out of this. These people think they're celebrities.
They honestly think, no, no, if you advise over to your house,
we'll come and drink your beer.
It's like, yeah, no shit, you will.
That's not surprising to anybody.
You know, he thought, I think you got a,
such a huge head from being on stern,
that he thought he would come to his own Twitch channel
and destroy it.
And, you know, you got to put on good content. He had
some decent numbers when he started and they felt like a rock as people jumped off ship
because his show is just garbage.
You don't believe that somebody that has their own Twitch channel is going to come drink
your fucking beer? I know. They have a couple hundred views on Twitch. So yeah, I believe
it. And then he's so proud of the fact that he had his own show.
And guess what, this show's called.
What's it called, baby?
The Brunhatly Show.
Oh.
I would argue this is not even a show.
Shows have like a format and segments
and something going on besides just two idiots
reading whatever the chat is on their Twitch stream.
And I know this is the new thing that Twitch people do and they just follow people around
for fucking hours on end.
This is not a show though.
I'm assuming that they had a green screen behind them.
Is that true?
Yes.
So then it's a show.
Yeah.
Okay, there you go.
Back to the thing that they were talking about with,
you can't believe that somebody like us
would come to your house. What you can believe is that they were talking about with, you know, you can't believe that somebody like us would come to your house.
What you can believe is that they won't fucking leave.
They tell you that you have to kick them out if you invite them to your house.
We're going to come party hard, dude.
Like, we'll be like this house party.
We're the last two people there.
Like, we're for real partyers, no kidding around.
It's nothing to be proud of.
Be the last person to party.
Is it annoying? When the fuck is Brent going to leave? He's been here for eight hours. Yes. You think I won't
do all of your drugs because I will do all of your drugs. Like how great. Then I won't
leave. Can't wait to invite you over. That sounds fucking amazing. What are we having
for breakfast? What are you talking about? You're supposed to be gone. It says in a sleepover asshole.
Oh, so his wife says that when they go to a party,
the first thing she says is, can I stay the night?
Yep, there you go.
Because she needs to have a number 15.
Number 15.
Okay, shit phase.
But if we can take an Uber, we will.
If we can't take an Uber and we have to drive,
then you better have a bed, a cot, something
like that.
The owner of the house says, can we spend the night?
Is that cool?
He goes, as long as you don't mind waking up with a dick on your own on your face.
And I was like, no, no, that doesn't bother me at all.
And he goes, oh, great.
You guys can stay.
By the way, the other thing that annoys a shadow shout of me, is this little giggle that Brent has.
He's, he's stoned out of his mind.
He admits it at one point during the show.
This, he's really high.
And he's just got that like stoner giggle think that after being on two of the biggest shows ever
for so long, he'd be good at broadcasting.
And you'd be wrong.
And I'd be wrong.
All right, so I lied before.
There is a format to the show.
The format is people write things in the chat,
they read them out loud and then talk about them.
Here's an example of a question that came in.
Brent, do you ever see Caitlin fart? Please, of course.
I farted on his face in front of Jeff.
She's like, duh. You didn't see the episode where I farted on his face in front of Jeff.
I mean, everyone's talking about it. No, I missed that one. Sorry.
She is so out of touch with reality. No
shits. She thinks she's entertaining. There's many, many, many, many people who think they're
entertaining and have no idea they have zero comedic ability. Well, especially women who
get fake boobs and need attention. I should point out, because we have documented Brent
Hantley before on the show, but I assume that there's new listeners every single week.
I should point out Brent isn't his 50s, I believe.
And I don't know how old Caitlin is, but these guys are acting like they're 22-year-olds.
Yeah, pretty much, pretty much.
I don't know what audience is going for that.
It's not a...
I mean, you know, I'm getting up there, so, you know, I work with...
I bring in young people to do the show with me, so I'm not the, you know, the old Foggy show.
So I got, you know, he got to have, if you want to get, like, young listeners, you got
to have young talented people with you.
I do just the opposite. I get, I don't fucking Doug from whose rights.
I don't, yeah. I don't agree with you guys at all. I think that they do a pretty good job
of coming up with content that young
people would want to listen to. If you listen to number 22.
Okay. So, well, like, Brian takes care of all the pets. Like, he takes the dog down,
feeds the dog, feeds the cat, changes the cat litter, that type of thing. And he vacuums and does all the laundry and pretty much like cleans up after
himself. And then I do like, you know, I could do the cooking, the clean, the toilets and
like the mopping and the dusting and that type of stuff.
Oh yeah, I was wrong. They're not.
Wow.
You know what that is that you would actually say that
on your show, it's narcissism.
Right, because you think that people give a fuck.
I don't care who cleans the toilets
in these fucking people's house.
I really don't.
I don't think they do clean the toilets.
You think it's got a girl's over there?
Possibly.
Man, what happened to Brent?
Why did he leave serious X?
Why did he leave the Stern show to Stark?
Because he claims that he got the sweet offer from Twitch that they were trying to get him
to come on their platform.
And so he just decided to head into it.
It's hard to tell because I talked to him occasionally when he was up there.
And he basically, it was a conversation about him him to his own horn for like half an hour. I mean when I
when he worked down here nobody liked Brent. I mean that was just the way it
was because you know he's kind of full of himself and he's kind of a BS or I
thought he was fine. It didn't bother me. I'd listen to his BS you know and
in the case and I just go I gotta go to the bathroom because you know you talk
my ear off. But I always always treated it treated him fine, but every nobody liked him.
So I'm thinking up and serious people, you know, he graded on people's nerves and they
couldn't take it anymore and then they ditched him.
And then I said, I think I said that on my show and he, that's the last, the last message
I got from him was he's like, quit slandering me.
I'll, I'll sue you.
Bitch, you're in the public form and I can say whatever the fuck I want about you.
And all I did was say you probably got fired in that ain't slander. So suck a dick.
He threatened to sue you. I don't know. He threatened some kind of thing. Yeah. He was
always threatening to sue people because he, you know, he was like, I know the long,
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Go get a lawyer, buddy.
That puts him on stuttering John level in my book that I hate when people have to fire back
with.
Well, then we'll get the wall involved.
Like, really?
Just tell me why I suck back.
If I'm saying that you suck, then do you tell me why I suck?
That's how this goes.
It's called a radio war.
Especially in entertainment or radio or streaming, it's like, you know, have some balls and just come back at me, you know.
So I got to tell you, Manson, I listened to the Howard Stern show up until this
year when I just could not listen to it anymore, became unlistenable.
But I followed Brent Hattley on that show.
He was the worst part of the show by far, like not even close.
He would come on the Pullman for a segment and he'd talk about like, yeah,
we're thinking about swinging this weekend
and my wife just got new boobs
and we can't wait to go swing.
And it's like, ew, gross.
I don't wanna hear about it.
It was just, I mean, that's kind of been his gimmick,
that, you know, he's always been playing the same gimmick.
Swinging with his wife was his, you know,
and when he, when he knows if he was even swinging.
Well, can't you like age out of that kind of conversation at a certain point, I don't want to hear
about an old man having sex anymore.
Yeah, I mean, when you're, you know, I'm in my 50s and I don't talk about a lot about
my sex life.
I don't think you want to hear that.
It's not, it's not fun anymore unless you're banging 20 year old people just, yeah, I mean,
you just feel like I want to hear it.
I don't want to hear it.
So you got a lot of clips on here. I don't want to hear it.
So you got a lot of clips on here. What else you want to talk about with Brent?
So I was thinking the reason why he probably got fired from Sirius is the upper Decker story. Do you play my number 25? You take a shit in there. You're going to teach
your nieces to do a double decker. Upper Decker. Upper Decker? I said I said I said that one time we were in a meeting at
serious and like executives were in this meeting because Gary and I had to be in there and
then our senior vice president was in this meeting and it was executives and I made an upper
decker joke and everybody busted out laugh and there was two female executives in there
and they were like they looked at Gary and they were like, I don't get it, Gary's like,
he, I love Gary because he covered me and he was like,
trust me, you don't wanna know.
And all the guys in there are just,
in tears laughing.
Cheers.
I caught both of that whole fucking story.
It never happened.
Never had, I'm with you on that.
Yeah, that whole idea that, and this is something, I swear, I hope I never do this, but when you
get older, I guess you start doing it.
When you start recounting a story where you were the hero, oh my god, I said this thing
and everyone was crying laughing because of the thing that I said.
I'm so funny.
What kind of story is that?
It's a Bernatly story.
It's embarrassing. So you're sitting in with executives at,
for the radio show, the number one radio show in the world.
They've heard some of the funniest content ever.
And you talk about some old junior high fucking joke
and everybody is crying laughing.
Yeah, and then I talked about,
I donkey punched this girl and everyone,
they fell out of their chairs. It was so hilarious.
Literally in tears.
Come on, man. I'm not buying it. Okay. So now I feel if you listen to his Twitch show, you will literally be in tears the entire time.
I can guarantee you. Oh my God. It was it was impossible to get through.
So he goes on with how funny this whole upper decker thing is now my number 25.
That's disgusting.
And then you do that as somebody's house and then the turd can't filter through the
through the top of the deck.
You're an asshole dude.
I wouldn't beat your ass.
I would.
Oh my God.
Is anyone else listening to Caitlin's voice and contemplating never getting a boner again? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry., you're on a Twitch stream. They're way too comfortable. The way that they're quote unquote broadcasting right now.
I mean, I, you know, I'm from the bubble the last bunch of shows on that show for 23 years.
We worked with Howard Stern. We worked it serious. And when I do my stream, if, you know,
if there's, you know, five seconds of dead air, I start to freak out. I mean, not five seconds, if there's three seconds
of dead air because I'm used to fast pace,
incredible entertainment.
And they just sit there and
twiddle their thumbs and read the chat.
They're just reading the chat.
And sometimes, like you said,
they're kind of just reading it to themselves.
And then they'll go,
oh, ape shit, Prince says,
how often do you shit in the morning? Yeah,
or something like that. You're like, what the fuck kind of show them I watching? Are you
sure because when he was, you know, promoing it to me, he said they were going to be doing
remotes and beach volleyball and contest and, and bikini things. And I don't think they
do that. This is, this is what they were promoting so Today is Halloween when a recording this I was watching the show where they're saying on Halloween
We're gonna be out of Fort Myers by the pool. We'll be broadcasting by the pool
This is like the big deal. Whoa. This is a big remote that they're doing and then he goes if the Wi-Fi signal is strong enough
How am I sure could you fucking get man come on.
It's embarrassing.
When when he was running this show by you,
Manson, did he say anything about that he was going to have his
whore wife do whore tricks with her whore ass?
No, he didn't know.
He didn't know that was the one with the selling point.
But he did tricks with her.
Number 12, he's he's talking about her getting naked and just I'm glad you pulled this clip because I couldn't bring myself to do it
And then break goes do your ass ask a track and I'm like, okay, I'm already standing around totally nude
I'm gonna just bend over and do my little jiggle
So this is the this is the selling point is that when she's in the pool she always gets totally naked and
That's like saying oh, and I also pee in the pool too. It's like okay. I don't want you anywhere near me
That I'm gonna come to your house eat your food drink your beer shit somewhere where I'm not supposed to shit
My wife's gonna spread crabs everywhere
And you're gonna see your asshole. No, thank you
I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
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I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I want I know she doesn't love herself. True points. And then he can't love her, but he's she's just a prop.
We were sitting out on the sidewalk.
No.
He had no panties on and we were sitting at a bar like on high tops
and people were walking on the sidewalk and I was lifting them up.
So they could see your beef.
Well, he'll touch in your deal.
Jesus Christ.
So my first thought, you know know because I care about people is like what if some kids sees that nasty snatch and think
That's what he has to grow up to look forward to that. That's why the gay population is increasing. It's because of Caitlin
Yeah, I mean that's just and that's called no content
You just have to probably even make up shit
and just talk about stuff that doesn't even exist
just because you got nothing to say.
Well, this is what he used to say on the Stern show.
And I guess Howard liked it
because he would bring him in the studio all the time.
And he's the kind of kind of conversations
that he would have, which was a segment
on a four hour long show.
Now he's seen there in front
of a camera for 2 and a half hours straight just saying this.
Without a room of people with a radio experience and talent to go with it. So it's just him.
Right. And there are colors. It's it's so boring. I was trying to think of the right word.
It's the word is boring. They're not shocking. I'm not shocked by any of this behavior.
It's old, it's tired.
It's boring, these are old boring people.
You guys are making my day.
I've got a challenge for both of you.
Okay.
On my clip number 21,
I want you to tell me what his wife is saying
because I can't figure it out.
Okay. Thanks for tweeting out the stream.
Jay, Cousin, go ahead.
I said it just because that's what came to my mind because it seemed like the pattern
did seem like that.
I am starting to wonder if good data, Snickle was bobo.
Like I'm really seriously at wondering like I didn't know.
Data Snickle a bobo is out.
Look, you know what, you know what she said or not?
I don't understand that.
I'll take a stand out of it.
I'll take a stand out of it.
What?
A good day to sniff glue is Bobo.
It's what I heard.
I don't know what that means.
It's not sure how that makes any sense,
but that's what I heard.
That probably would have been more entertaining
if she'd actually said that.
Wow.
And that's the problem with the show.
Is that we're listening to drug addicts. And I'm not like anti-weeter or actually said that. Wow, and that's the problem with the show, is that we're listening to drug addicts.
And I'm not like anti-weed or anything like that,
but one of the things I don't do
is get super stoned before I do a show,
because it makes for a really terrible broadcasting.
Ah, well, I'll be it on my discreet with that.
Well, maybe these two can't handle it.
Let's put it that way.
What are you guys gonna do with your extra hour
that you're getting from the time change?
I'm gonna add it bleeps over the ad word.
I'm my show, it's what I'm gonna do.
I'm having a big Halloween party tonight.
All right, play number 23.
Okay.
Raining frogs.
Yeah.
Raining frog.
How do you hope to spend your extra hour this this weekend and what cocktails?
We enjoy we're gonna be doing it. That's an when we saw that we're like, that's an extra hour of poundings
Hells. Yeah, uh god dammit. I gotta hate them. God dammit dog
I don't want to think about them fucking and not for nothing. It's not an extra hour.
That's not a real thing.
It's 13 hours and that.
I mean, this is crazy.
Just the way you said it, you know, that's an extra hour of pounding.
50 year old pounding.
Yeah.
This guy has said the lip is dick ever because he's overcompensate. I bet they haven't even
fucked up. I got a question specifically for Brent Hatley. Are you a boner guy? Alright,
anything else Doug? Just more of his creepy comments and a lot of comments I have marked
here a annoying cocoa. But we don't have to do that.
Do you think we got enough of this?
Everyone knows what we're talking about.
Yeah, so, you know what,
if there's any concern as to what kind of person
or people they are, my number 27 will clear it up
and then we can...
No, right.
It is, I don't care if it's nieces, nephews, mom, dad, uncles.
I don't think we either of us have grandparents left
no so any I don't give a fuck if it's family or friends man this is who we are and if they don't
fucking like it then we got a whole lot of other shit to do then hang out with them and I'm straight
up about that because we have a busy fucking schedule and we fit friends and family into our
schedule so if they don't like how we're living our lives,
even though they should be happy that we're happy,
then they get completely cut out of it.
Hey, my niece wants to come over.
I've got you penciled in at showing your gash at the bar at two o'clock.
Can.
I got busy schedule, man.
They're so righteous with their ridiculous behavior.
It's like, yeah, we get it.
You guys just want to be assholes, get high, get drunk,
fuck, fuck other people all day long.
It's called college.
We all did it for four years,
and then we moved out and started living our lives.
It's time consuming.
You gotta cut on some slack.
It means hard to fit family in a schedule when you're you're swinging and you know
streaming and
That's it that's everything right there. All right. I got a question for you, Manson. Do you think that these guys are making a decent living on Twitch?
I
Wouldn't think so. I don't know. I have done you know, I haven't done, I don't really watch it.
I don't see, do they get, you know,
during that show, did you see him getting, you know,
getting a lot of cheers from their listeners?
They actually do have a pretty steady chat going.
So it doesn't cease, but of course that's what they're focused on.
So of course, people are in their chatting.
But do they get, I mean, do they give him, you know,
in Twitch, you know, people give you money, how you make your money is like half your money is just people
just give you money. They cheer bit. How much, how much is like a 100 bits? What is that
equal? $1.00 Okay. So then he's making about a dollar. So it is a subscriber based show.
I had to sign up for some nonsense in order to get this episode. Because I think it's three bucks a month in order to subscribe.
Yeah, I mean, you get you money through that's how you make your money through subscriptions
and through people cheering you bit. Okay.
And you know, and if you got a good show people will cheer you a lot of money.
I didn't see a lot of cheering. All right.
I never have either. I think my wife has watched it a couple of times and she said virtually nothing.
Nothing.
There's nothing to get excited about.
Mason, I want to thank you so much for coming on.
Very insightful and really just a thrill
to have you on WATP.
I really appreciate it.
Can you talk again about what you're doing
on Twitch and your podcast?
Absolutely.
We do Twitch.tv, forward slash clusterf showshow and we are on every morning from 8 to 11 a.m.
on Fridays and mid comes in, does a three hour show where he sings parody songs.
On Friday night we do a bar show, we stream a lot, but every morning 8 to 11 clusterf-show,
I mean a Twitch.tv-clusterf-show and also the podcast, it's on all major podcast platforms, cluster F show.
And we do, basically, I do tons of songs,
we bullshit, we laugh,
we have what I think is a very entertaining show.
And this is the guy who was actually the funny person
out of huge show going out and doing their own show.
So you'll be able to witness what Brent could be doing
or these other people like what it should have been.
I'll never, I'll never understand why, you know,
Bubba, you know, wanted to get rid of me
because we made some of the greatest radio
in the history of radio and I'll never understand why
Brent Hattley didn't want me on his show
because I can provide content for days that I'm a content machine be a bad guy. I'm not going to be a bad guy. I'm not going to be a bad guy.
I'm not going to be a bad guy.
I'm not going to be a bad guy.
I'm not going to be a bad guy.
I'm not going to be a bad guy.
I'm not going to be a bad guy.
I'm not going to be a bad guy.
I'm not going to be a bad guy.
I'm not going to be a bad guy.
I'm not going to be a bad guy.
I'm not going to be a bad guy. I think like Bubba, you know, his whole career, you know, what that I was with him, people would always say,
yeah, but you know, that med or, you know, that mansion man, that's why I listen. And that's
got to get old after, a little after 23 years. And I think Brent Hadley was thinking, I
would come in and I just take all of his listeners from my show because they've seen that I'm
putting out good stuff and he's not. So that's probably what it is.
I'll tell you man, OP got really resentful. And that's why the Open Anthony show
fell apart is because everybody loved Anthony and Jim Norton. And Opie got to the point where
he's like, Hey, it's my name on the show. It's like, yeah, but you're, you're not good.
Like just enjoy the people enjoy your show. Get over yourself.
Like the ego. It's understandable. People with big egos, they don't like to be overshadowed.
So my bad. Oops. Oops. Well, man, thanks for your time, buddy. I really appreciate it. Great to talk to you.
Oh, it was awesome. And what was the name of this show again?
I got to pull that. I got to pull that up.
Back in Doug Dealey, I saw this Twitter thing today at like 10 a.m.
I said, oh, shit, he wants to be on a show and he didn't need to tell me what show it was.
I told you, I told you understand it's just one of the funniest things I've ever had.
Someone say I had the show.
It's called Who Are These Podcasts?
Okay.
And now, if what you take off, would it be possible to get a complete breakdown of how you and your wife break up your household chores? Well, you see, you think she's nude and I tell her to turn it to bend down
and turn to your asshole and nothing gets done. Yeah, she cleans the litter box in the dude.
It's really high. You got to see it. Hey, man, I had a blast with you guys. That was fun.
Yeah, man. You were great. Thank you so much for coming out.
All right, take care man. All right, see ya.
All right, Doug. Nice work getting fucking man's it on. That was great.
So when I reached out for him to come on who's right and we sat down right before the show
went live and he came on not in character. The character that he plays as Ned, that's what he was talking about.
And I'm like, oh, where's Ned at?
He said, so you don't want me to come on as me.
I mean, I was kind of hoping to talk to Ned.
That's funny.
So he's still talking to you now after that.
So that's good. Yeah, he's still talking to you now after that, so that's good.
Yeah, we had a good time.
We had a good time.
Alright, this is a quick segment that we do that's called...
Gringe of the week.
Gringe of the week.
And basically, the premise is people listen to other podcasts besides WATP, and they hear
something that sucks and cringe worthy, and they send it to me.
And this week, I got to give credit to Roscoe in our
subreddit who I guess was listening to the show. It's messy mom magic. I'll let them
set up what this is. We're here for unfiltered talk about the messy magical world of moms.
So let's go. Howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, their daughter on the show, which is terrible.
I don't blame you, Molly. So is there anything you guys want to say?
Really quick.
Here's your moment.
Yeah, put them on the spot.
How do you feel about your mom doing a podcast?
I think it's cool.
Yeah, it is cool.
Yeah, it's pretty cool to be in here with the headphones on and watching what we do in here
Me and Miss Jeff Wow, aren't they proud of themselves? I think I know where that autistic girl that was kidnapped
Someone told me we're supposed to chose we got a scoop
Hot hip coming at you. That's amazing
All right, as we know we're doing a very Bubba Centric show today.
Bubba used to have Brett Hattley on his show.
And more recently, he's been in talks with my buddy, OP, to have the OP and Bubba show
go on serious XM.
Let's talk about OP. about oh so all he's doing the show now it's exclusively Facebook live where he's just
chatting with people and he's actually standing underneath a bridge
on the beach somewhere and just yelling like a lunatic.
He was actually at this last episode,
I just let's do this, do this, why?
It's semi entertaining because he's out of his mind.
And one of the things that comes up
is somebody asked him about what's going on
with him and Bubba teaming up.
Did you hear about this at all, Doug?
I did.
I heard it very little bit about it.
This is great because he was on Bubba's show
and Bubba's like sales pitch all the way.
Opie, you and I got a team up.
We'll bring it to Series XM.
We'll try to sell it.
You know, if Howard doesn't resign,
then they could get us as the new morning show.
And Opie is like, yeah, yeah, all right yeah all right yeah I'll do that and then on his show
He says less. Bubba's wanted to ask Howard for permission to pursue the opian Bubba the love spot show and I told him
It was a bad idea. I basically said Bubba save yourself
There's the birdie pop back up. I'm pretty bird. What up bird?
There's the birdie pop back up. I'm party part.
What up bird?
He's wandering around for a little dinden.
And I told the Bubba, I go Bubba, save yourself.
Don't do that.
Don't do it.
And honestly, I haven't heard from Bubba,
the love sponge since.
I should text him and see.
But last I checked in, he said he was too scared
to email Howard.
All right, so this has changed a little bit.
I liked it.
I told him it was a bad idea.
I don't remember that.
I listened to that show, but maybe that's true.
You know, we both used to be on successful radio shows
about 20 years ago.
We should go to somewhere and do a show together.
There's no way that this could be bad.
We'll call it Has been and Has been.
Be a lot of fun.
So another thing that I've documented on the show
is that OP has discovered when he brings up Anthony Cumia,
people pay attention.
And he does this where he puts the name of the show
a few weeks ago was like pathetic,
Anthony talking shit or something like that.
Like he just loves to bring up Anthony because he knows that gets people's attention.
And he actually admits it on this episode.
It's really cold up here.
I just want to have a call Anthony.
Go fuck your mother.
You jackass.
Sorry to my aunt out there.
Um, anyway, uh, my puppy is doing well.
He's been shitting all over the place because it's a bit problematic to have a puppy at the beach when it's fucking rent. Oh, that gave me
some stars. I heard if I say fuck Anthony some more, maybe we'll get some stars. Get the
stars flowing in to keep the podcast free. So there it is. That's the business model now.
So he's got that mindset that you've got to give me money
to keep the podcast free.
Yes.
Like national or what is it, public radio or whatever?
Yes, he's constantly saying, guys,
I want to keep this a free podcast,
but he even said it one episode.
He pays thousands of dollars a month for bandwidth and hosting.
So that's can't possibly be true, Opie.
If it is, you're gonna get ripped off.
That's not how that works at all.
It's like 30 bucks a month for Lipson, right?
That's the thing.
There's free things out there
that you could pay 30 bucks for a really good one.
And he says this shit as if there aren't thousands
and thousands of people who host podcasts who know better.
You're not gonna, you can't lie to us about this.
I'll be, we're doing it, we know.
So he says that the problem with the hate
that he's getting is it's all because of Anthony.
Yes, stupid trolls, Brian Bernard, absolutely.
The sad part is they come from Anthony's camp,
which I find incredibly pathetic,
considering what we accomplished in our 20 years together.
We obviously didn't get along.
At this point, I don't think I can even consider
Anthony ever a friend of mine.
But the fact remains, we accomplished a lot.
We were almost bigger than Howard Stern.
We were right there for a while.
And I get most of my hate from his fucking camp.
And I honestly got to be completely honest here.
I find that incredibly fucking pathetic.
I really, really find that fucking pathetic.
Because if it wasn't for him encouraging,
hating me, I wouldn't really have that much hate.
Wrong.
Yeah, what is he talking about?
He brings it on himself, first of all.
Secondly, what are we shopping liver over here?
You think it's all over Anthony?
What about what we'll think of?
Who are these podcasts?
We're documenting how shitty you are pretty regularly.
I'd like to get a little bit of credit for that.
And I love that you're using the word pathetic over all of it.
It's so pathetic.
It's so pathetic.
No, it's funny.
It's fun.
You're fun to make fun of.
He's pathetic.
Right.
That's the proper use of that word.
Yes.
Thank you.
That's a perfect point.
He's doing a podcast where he's talking to Facebook live under a bridge and
Calling Anthony Pathetic meanwhile Anthony is doing a video show behind a paywall in Manhattan
Well, what are you talking about? Who's pathetic? What?
All right last thing on this Anthony nonsense, but it can honestly say most of my hate comes from
From his camp,
which just think about how stupid that fucking is.
And it's a dumb, dumb business move too,
if you think about it.
So stupid.
It's bad fucking business.
It's bad business.
Have you seen our paint job numbers?
It's great business.
It's talking about, also, they used to do Jacktober,
which is what we're celebrating this month.
They did Jacktober every day of October
for years and years because Hayley and people
is good for business, it's fun.
We're all having fun here,
especially when they fire back, nobody knows.
You're right, yes, that's the best part.
Boy, all right, so at one point, Opie turns off his live stream by mistake because he's
doing the Facebook live, but he's also recording on a Zoom record at the same time. So that's
why you're able to hear when he turns it off during his podcast. And he says something that
it can't pass. I don't know what he's talking about. And it's so obvious that we all know what's
actually going on. Oh brother, well, I turned off the Facebook live again. I don't know what he's talking about, and it's so obvious that we all know what's actually going on.
Oh, brother, well, I turned off the Facebook Live again.
I don't even know because I was just trying to go back
in the goddamn comments and it turned off
the goddamn Facebook Live and we were doing
sick fucking numbers.
And now I had to turn the whole thing back on.
All right, this is a guy who used to be on XM Radio
and then serious XM radio.
He was on in New York, Boston, Philadelphia, syndicated radio show.
Millions of listeners.
And he just said we were doing sick fucking numbers in our Facebook live.
Yeah.
So are you are you picking this up from what we just talked about with Bubba and the YouTube thing?
Yes.
Well, I don't understand how you wrapped your mind around that.
I'd be suicidal if I had the number of people listening to me that these people do after
having been at the top in being the pinnacle of radio and broadcast thing.
So I don't think that bubble was ever on the scale
of opian Anthony, but I used to go to the mall
to where you could buy DVDs and CDs.
And I could buy Bubba DVDs.
It was called Bubba Raw.
Yeah.
I mean, he had worldwide distribution.
It wasn't just mail-in orders.
It was, you go to the mall and you could buy
Bubba shit. And now he's excited that there's a thousand people on fucking YouTube watching him for free.
Bubba. Same as Opie. Bubba The Love Sponge is a household name. And that's a really good point
to think that in Iowa, you could go pick up a CD or a DVD of the sky, that's impressive. That means that you've made a name for yourself.
It's very hard to do for a radio,
typically radio personalities are really big in a market.
And maybe they get syndicated to a couple of markets.
Maybe they're Rover and they're in three markets
or five markets where people actually know
who the fuck they are.
And that is about as good as you can hope to get.
And Bubba and Opie both are known nationally
and are excited to have 100 people on Facebook live
watching them sick fucking numbers.
And so he says, I like this episode of Opie.
He's really fired up and he's a crazy person now.
Because you haven't been in the city
and you go, now man, COVID-19, bitch,
we're living somewhere else, bitch!
So tell that bitch to leave us the fuck alone!
He's fucking losing it.
All right, he gets, he's telling a story about how he had to drive into New York City
to go to his apartment.
And he borrowed somebody else's car for some reason, the head serious ex-m in it.
So he decided to turn on serious ex-m, so the first time he's listened to it since he was fired oh wait no no he wasn't fired
holy fuck I haven't checked out serious exam since I you know I didn't get fucking fired
you could keep telling that stupid story until you're blue in the face but I didn't get fired
in the end because they knew they didn't have anything on me so they well I can't really talk about but trust me I didn't get fired.
And you know when they let me go I uh...
WHEN THEY LET ME GO!
What is it?
What other thing could it be that if it's not being fired laid off?
What do you want us to say? What's the word?
I don't know if I have my names right but was it Opie that got fired for letting somebody into Howard's compound?
Is that what it was? So Opie claims that he was fired because he stuck into Howard's compound.
Okay. Now the other story is Opie shot video of Roland
shitting while at Sirius and
Roland told HR about it and then Opie was fired.
Either way, either way then Opie was fired.
Either way, either way, he wasn't fired, he was let go. He was, yeah, they just let me go.
I don't know what you guys are talking about,
I wasn't fired.
So I love this because Opie just starts blasting everybody,
including Jim and Sam.
For split second, I'm like, should I go check out Jim and Sam?
I'm like, oh God, why would I do that?
You know what you're gonna hear?
Just a bunch of baby noises and uninformed fucking radio personalities.
Said the most uninformed radio personality of all time.
There's a lot of projected going on with this,
calling people pathetic, saying that they're uninformed radio personalities.
Like, Opie has always been uninformed.
I don't know what he's, he's calling out Jim and Sam for that.
Also, you can't say I've never listened to this
and also say it sucks, right?
It doesn't work that way.
Like, if I had you on the show and I said,
Doug, you listen to this Bubba show?
No, I didn't listen to it, it sucks.
All right, great, fun.
Good time. Carl, that's my listen to it. It sucks. All right. Great. Fun. Good time.
Carl, that's my that's who's right every week. Anthony, everything sucks to Anthony, whether he's experienced it or not. Yeah. It's not a good argument. It's really hard to describe
or provides a rationale. If you can't, you haven't even experienced it yet. So then he goes out to say
that he listened to Howard Stern for a couple of hours.
This is how he sums up Howard's show.
And Howard was talking about all this gay sex stuff.
I guess something with Ralph,
they're gonna find out if Ralph is gay or something like that.
But they need Ronnie, the limo driver.
I'm just proving I was listening to this.
Ronnie, the limo driver, he says who he's voting for,
then at that point Ralph will either say he's gay or not
and it's been a work on the show for a while.
But hearing Howard talk about gay sex
and he said cock a lot and blow job and dicks in the ass,
he sounded way too fucking old to be saying all that stuff.
He was talking about blow jobs and gay sex and then they went into like
poop humor and stuff. I gotta get to him. He subbed this up very well. That is the current Howard
Surge show. He nailed it. Right, but the only thing. So that's fine. Howard isn't what he used to be
and now he's what he is. But worse than that is, OP show is just commenting on what Howard isn't doing right.
That's a good point, that's also a good point.
And I would say that this is a little bit
of the pot calling the kind of black too right here.
It just sounded completely out of place
and I felt for the first time
that Howard is getting fucking old.
It just sounded like uncomfortable to listen to, you know?
Yeah, I do know.
I know all about that when old people keep hanging on
and it just gets uncomfortable to listen to.
I challenge Opie to come on WATP
and sit through one of these Opie segments.
Talk about uncomfortable.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Sorry, Doug, I should have had this laugh track How about uncomfortable?
Sorry, Doug, I should have had this laugh track going for you the whole time. I forgot
Hey real quick, I have to talk about this because
Two of my favorite people in the world showed up on the Joe Rogan show and I was so excited
It was better than 17 birthdays plus Christmas. We had Alex Jones and Tim Dylan on the Joe Rogan show.
Do you happen to check this out, and I'll Doug?
No, I haven't.
All right, I just gonna play a couple quick clips for ya.
I will tell you that the first hour and a half
is fan fuckingastic.
And then Alex Jones gets blackout drunk and it falls off the rails.
But which is amazing because this is the guy who said articles come out about his, you
know, he said like five DWIs, people have talked about his alcoholism, he goes on the
biggest show in the world and gets drunk when Joe's not drinking because it's sober
October and Tim Dylan's sober because he's a ex-drug addict and this fucking idiot comes out and just pounds booze which
It's a hilarious in and of itself, but I just thought this was funny because Joe Rogan finally addressed the a list of Milano thing
Where a list is that I can't believe we live in a world where Joe Rogan has three times the listeners that I do this is really funny
See you got a huge audience. We can really change the world right now.
That we've been a good, no one's listening.
No, they're listening.
Just no one listens.
You want to change the world,
you're going to listen Milano show.
That's the show.
Yeah, dude.
I only get three times as many listeners as I'm sorry.
Which is hilarious.
It props to Tim Dellad for bringing that up.
So at the end of the show, Alex Jones is melting down
and explaining that he is dying.
I wish the last thing I want to say is this. I like to retire the next year. I like to finish up
my work, clean up mistakes I made, talk about other stuff because I'm in a down-of-a-heart attack
going crazy. I do this 18 hours a day. I like to get you in shape. I'm totally stressed out, Joe. I'm done. I know you are.
I'm done.
And this is a drunk Alex Jones, who's finally coming clean on what's going on in his life.
I literally do this stuff constantly.
I read thousands of articles.
I know you do.
If I text you at three o'clock in the morning, you respond right back.
You're wide awake.
I'm out of victim.
I'm telling you, I'm done.
I understand.
So I can't do this much longer. And I want everybody to know. I love my crew, but I'm telling you I'm dying. I understand. So I can't do this much longer.
And I want everybody to know I love my crew, but I told them I can't keep running this operation.
I just want to tell the truth and I want to get out in the next year.
Doesn't mean I won't go on your show once a year and do like a ride a book or something, but I want you to get healthy.
I need to get healthy. I try to get healthy. Why am I?
I'm a higher trainer and higher dietitian.
I try.
What's hilarious about this, of course, is the fact that Alex Jones does
nothing but sell supplements, and vitamins, and snake oil, and every ad read out his show is you
got to get super male vitality. I take it, and I'm amazing, and I can bet 300 pounds, and I'm
sprinting on marathon. Like these claims that he has, and then he gets drunk, goes out the
biggest show in the world, and says, I I am super unhealthy I am going to die soon and
admits the only things that he actually is ingesting. I do caffeine and I'll call that
said and it's all very very destructive and you know it gets to the point where
like you're exhausted unless you drink and it's not a good thing. Could you imagine
the guys who work for him who are just trying to sell their snake oil
and they're, what, let's see, they're like,
no, what are you doing?
Oh my God, it's over.
The jig is up.
What a fucking moron.
This is the guy who's de-platformed.
He finally gets out of show where millions and millions people,
I mean, this video has 10 million views already on YouTube.
It's probably 20 million, 25 million people have listened to this.
And he's admitting that he doesn't take any of his own
supplements, that he's constantly trying to sell to people.
Whoops.
I'm dying, Joe.
I'm dying, man.
I like that your Alex Jones impression is spot on
with very little effort.
I like that about you.
All right.
I'm also dying by the way.
Yeah, so it's pretty easy for you to do that.
Alright, we're gonna try a new segment real quick on the show.
I'm gonna bring on our buddy Brandon from Shitty Song of the Week.
Brandon, you there, buddy?
Hey, Carl, talk how's it going?
How you doing, Brandon?
Doing alright.
Doing great, buddy.
So, I've been on the show before,
shitty song of the week.
It's where you pick out a song and you break down
why it sucks, how it sucks, who it sucks.
And what we want to do in this segment
is explore the music of Patrick Michael.
Patrick Michael is of course a Renaissance man.
He's an entertainer in many ways.
He's an artist. He's a broadcaster, he's a musician,
he's a rapper, he does it all.
He can play every instrument,
and I believe that you've brought us
one specific song that we wanna analyze on today's show.
Absolutely, you know, when you came on the show
about a month or so ago,
I didn't realize at the time that he has so much music. And when
I realized that I thought this would be a great idea for each week we can go through one or two of his
songs and really understand more about the creative process of Patrick Michael. Um, yeah.
Can I understand this? So the song that I got for you today is called Street Metal.
Okay. Oh, that's the name of the song. Okay, cool.
Yes. Now, we've all heard Patrick Michael rap.
We've all heard him do his screaming shitty black metal or whatever the fuck you want to call it.
But have you ever wondered to yourself what would happen if he combined both genres and created something with it?
I'm gonna guess magic.
Oh, you don't, you have no ideas, sir.
And what's even better is that he has such talented musicians
as Luke, AKA Lucius on this track as well.
Sweet.
Where should we start?
Well, we're gonna start right to beginning with Clip 1.
This is the intro of it.
It's a very slow buildup.
Luke, I'm pretty sure just learned how to
palm you on his guitar and this is just him palm you'd in one shitty power
cord over and over again as Patrick Michael gets ready to intro the song and
you know it's great to do in songs when you're yourself is to show yourself and the band that you are a part of as well.
Here we go.
I was sure at the time you're lead up there.
You're talking.
You just got talking.
You just got talking.
You know what I'm like, right?
All right.
All right. He's going to stop.
He's going to stop any second.
Now he's going to start.
I'm going to hit the fucking pole. I know you're going to hit the pole. It's gonna stop any second now. He's gonna. Alright. I'm gonna hit that one. What the fuck in pooh.
I know you're gonna hit the pose funny.
I'm gonna play that again though, lad.
Yeah, I'm gonna...
Yeah, I'm gonna...
Alright, I'm already pumped about this song. So he said animal. I think was the first word he said. Yeah, it's it's animal
And then he intros his band which is echoes in the grove. Oh, sweet. All right, right
But the only people that you're gonna hear from echoes in the grove is Luke because the only instrument on this is just a guitar
Okay, good. This should be fun. You know, there's a lot of death metal and black metal
where there's no drummer or bass player.
That's always good.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
And this next clip I have for you
is what immediately follows that intro.
This is where you get to hear the hype man
that comes up, which is always him.
But something about this hype man is that he, which is always him. But something about this
hype man is that he, he sounds bored and defeated throughout this entire song. Even he doesn't
want to record this piece of shit. Okay. And, and if you have a hard time with the lyrics,
I, I took the liberty to try to transcribe this song for you. All right, I'll listen closely,
but I might have questions. I've heard of mumble rap. Is this whisper rap?
I thought so. I didn't do anything to the mix of this.
Throughout this song, the volume just kind of cuts out and gets really soft.
And then it just sort of ramps up. It's bizarre.
But yeah, he tries to do this sort of scream wrapping thing,
which is fucking retarded. It doesn't go anywhere. Yeah.
I was actually, I said I was gonna listen to lyrics. I forgot to because I was so focused on that guitar riff.
It's literally just that one power guard the entire time. Has he ever heard another song?
Usually guitarist like mix it a couple other notes every now and again. Yeah, it's it's rough to get through.
So if you're trying to figure it out,
when he starts screaming, he's like,
yeah, it's animal I've been here before, bitch.
And I'll be bringing down your door next.
You don't really want to mess with us.
We don't really have to make you trust.
So he's trying to paint this picture
of just how bad ass he is.
Most of his songs are talking about how,
well, first of all, who he is,
and just how bad as he is throughout
them. It's right different songs. There's different messages that you can get across
as all I'm saying. Brandon, I'm starting to get nervous. Should we even be messing with
this guy? It sounds like he's not a guy that we should be messing with. He'll tell you
that he's not afraid to throw hands. Oh, most certainly not. And you're about to figure
that out more. Uh oh. Uh oh. So the name that's on his street metal,
what the fuck does that mean?
I think it's a combination of him being street
with the wrapping and then just throwing in metal
into the mix.
Okay.
Yeah, it's not very creative.
All right, let's keep this going.
All right, the next one is,
it kind of follows right after that.
There's a little bit of a wrapping between those,, but there's, there was a nothing clip,
so I didn't pull it.
Okay.
This is where he starts screaming at you again.
It's just fucking stupid.
Number three.
I can tell you, no, they ready.
I'm on you, you judge, I'm on you.
I don't really know you, babe.
Don't watch your neck like I give a flood.
What you think about this?
What the better of it?
I don't forget it. I'm like a human blood, what you think about this? What the better over here?
You're talking about it?
You're gonna be on the show, yeah, you're gonna remember it!
So you're...
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Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's a wrap.
There are about 217 songs from Patrick Michael.
And I've listened to all of them.
And they all sound like what my 10-year-old would do
at his friend's house during a sleepover.
Yes, this is so embarrassing that you would produce this.
Oh, no.
OK. Now, this next Oh, no. Okay.
Now, this next clip by far is my favorite
because he contradicts himself in his own rap.
He's his own worst enemy.
It's so great.
I want you to pay attention for it right in the beginning.
He talks about, again, about who he is.
And the original lyric is that he's
been doing this for half of a year.
Now, at some point after that, the hype man comes up even louder and says that he's been doing this for half of a year. Now, at some point after that, the hype man comes up,
even louder and says that he's been doing this
for a long time.
And the only way that I could prove
that it's half of a year is that the following line
rhymes with it, so go for it.
Yeah.
Yeah, represent that goes to the crow.
I hear something that you probably don't know.
Run I hear the one this calls for a long time. So this will leave up in my side. I don't know, and I don't want to see you all too far I don't know how to tell you, I don't know how to tell you
I don't know, and I don't want to see you all too far
I don't know, and I don't know, and I don't know
And I don't want to see you all too far
I don't know, and I don't want to see you all too far
I don't know, and I don't want to see you all too far What's interesting to me on this is there are production elements going on.
Obviously he's double tracking or triple tracking.
His vocals, there is a delay effect.
He's putting some reverb on there.
He's pulling in some type of pre-produced beat
or sound effect.
So it's as if there's effort going into what we're
hearing right now.
And really there should be zero effort
to produce something like this.
Right, the important point of this is that,
at some point, he'd listen to it several times
and said, yep, this is what I was going for,
this is what I'm putting out.
This is what I was hoping to accomplish today,
and nailed it.
Wow.
Absolutely.
Now, look, I got one more clip for you
and this is how he ends this.
The whole thing gets real inaudible and busy.
He doesn't know how to-
Oh, it's about to get inaudible.
Okay, he got it, get way.
Well, he said before, he doesn't know how to blend effects in.
He just, you know, he'll just throw in a reverb or a chorus
and crank it way the fuck up.
So you can't make out what's going on here.
This is how he ends this song. And he's
telling you guys it's time to get it. It's time to get it to society. Turn up the beat
and turn up the bass. Shit about to go down even though this is the end of it. So here
we go. So we can decide Turn up to believe in the sky
Turn up to believe
Turn up to believe
Turn up to believe
Turn up to believe
Turn up to believe
Turn up to believe
Turn up to believe
Turn up to believe
Turn up to believe Turn up to believe Turn up to believe And I'm all
Lucius Fuck it's all It's what we do
Fuck yeah
Why are you telling me to turn up the beat like 10 seconds before the fucking song is over? What's the point in that?
Yeah, there's a lot wrong with this. It's it's hard to pinpoint one or two
things that's not good. I'm a little shy to this exists of the artist. Oh,
there's so much of this. And I figured once we started talking about his music,
he'd start deleting it out. So I went on ahead and downloaded the entire catalog.
I've got 217 songs from patch Michael. Wow. And he has threatened to delete entire YouTube accounts.
He's talked about that on his podcast.
So I'm glad that you did that.
Oh, absolutely.
So if you want me to come back, I've got romantic love songs.
I've got instrumental music.
He's got Scott, punk music, R&B.
There's all sorts of shit to go through here.
Okay, let's do a love song next.
I want to hear like a love ballad.
I have a Patrick Michael.
Can I jump in here?
Please.
I don't know if this never hits your radar.
Did you hear the mix I did of Patrick Michael
singing over Neil Diamond?
I did not.
No.
Can I play it for you?
Yeah, of course you can play it more.
It's not amazing.
Too loud.
It's on. Wow. Oh, that's good stuff, man. That's good stuff. So Brandon from Shitty Song of the Week, thank you for coming on and delighting all of us
with some Patrick Michael music.
We appreciate it.
Oh, absolutely.
Thanks for having me on.
I'll be glad to come back anytime.
All right, sounds good, buddy.
Be good.
Doug, can you believe the show that we're doing today?
First, we had Manson from the Bumble the Lovespot show
followed up by Brandon from Shitty Song of the Week.
We're fucking killing it today.
Yeah, I've been starstruck the entire day.
I know, I know, I'm just nervous
and I'm blowing it right now.
All right, the last thing that we have to talk about,
it's very important, is,
cause I tease it on our bonus show.
So there was a response from the attorneys of Sirius XM
to Stuttering John's lawsuit.
Have you been following this at all?
Not even a little bit.
Okay.
Stuttering John is suing Sirius XM because they're playing old episodes of the Howard Stern
show featuring Stuttering John without his permission.
They had to respond to the suit and they finally did on October 23rd.
They sent a note to the judge asking for this suit to be dismissed based on three specific
factors.
The first one being that federal copyright law pre-empts the statutory claims from the
state of California.
And I'm not sure about this one because I am not
an attorney. So I don't want to speculate on whether that makes sense or not. But I love
number two and number three. The second one, the reason why this case should be dismissed
without going to trial is the point of silence for years demonstrates his consent to the
alleged broadcasts. Now, serious started broadcasting, reruns of the Howard Stern Show in 2006.
We are now in 2020 and Sunring John just sent them a cease and desist.
So how bad can it be if for 14 years you didn't say anything?
And then you finally say, this is damaging to me and you're taking advantage of my celebrity.
It doesn't make any sense at all. I thought that was a really good point.
I got to take Stuttering John's side on that.
Okay, you can't assume that he knew.
Would he would knew what? Do that he was there re-running it the show?
Yeah, of course he did. He's talking about it. Oh, okay, forget it. I get a statement he knew.
How would he not know he still has friends over there?
Howard said, I really need to know how this lawsuit played.
I need to know the meat and potatoes of this because we got sent in an invoice by a disgruntled
Patreon member.
They left our Patreon.
They were a guest on one of our bonus episodes.
They sent us an invoice for appearing on our show.
Wow, really?
So I need to know what happens.
They thought because they were a guest on a show
that was behind the pay wall that they were
deserved money to be on there.
Yep.
Wow, that's a balls.
I don't think they understand how this works.
No, no, no, you get to come on the show
and promote yourself if you want to.
No, it's for us to get to
All right, then the third thing they came back with which is what I was saying from the very get-go when we run the original
lawsuit the plaintiff has failed to plead a plausible claim of injury
This is the crux of the matter here because they're suing them
But they haven't disclosed how much money they want, what the damages were, how stuttering John is injured by the fact that they're still
promoting stuttering John to a national audience.
There is nobody who wouldn't want reruns of a show they were on 15 years ago being broadcast
to millions of people.
That's a great thing.
And it makes no sense. How much would you pay for old episodes of WATP to be broadcast on that channel?
As much money as I have.
It's how much time we pay for that. Just take it off.
Yeah, ask me what I have. I will tell you the right answer and I will give it to you.
This is it's so stupid. John gets a couple thousand views on his YouTube videos.
Wait until this election is over.
John better fucking hope that Trump gets re-elected
because if Biden harris take over, nobody's watching this show anymore.
It's just for people with Trump to range in syndrome.
And as soon as that guy's out of the way,
there's gonna be a lot of things that crumble
on Stuttering John is at the top of the list.
Um, all right, so then there's a response
from Suttering John's attorney.
This just came out yesterday, October 30th.
So this is interesting.
They're responding, A, they say,
the plaintiffs claim is not preempted
by federal copyright law.
That's the main thing that they're saying.
So I mentioned that there's three reasons
why this should be dismissed.
The first one was federal copyright law preamps the state statute that they're
using as the basis of this lawsuit.
And they're saying that that does not preempt it, which could be true.
I do not know.
Uh, and then the other thing that they say is the defendant's remaining
contention's lack merit.
So they didn't address the other two things that were both great points.
They're just saying that it lacks merit.
No, no, you literally cannot say what has damaged you or what injury this has caused you
by playing.
That's really the crux of it, isn't it? The fact that you're saying, I need you to stop playing old tape of me on your show. Why? What is heart? What's harmful about this?
So anyway, that's what we're at right now. I have a prediction. John is not going to want to have
to pay the attorney to continue to fight this. And seriousius XM has all the money in the world.
And attorneys who they get paid,
they're probably just salary employees
to do this kind of thing.
So I have a feeling that a little bit more back and forth
and this will just go away,
and we'll never hear John talk about it.
He'll never bring it up again.
That's another one.
So trying to get ready for today,
I went and watched,
I was just looking at different YouTube clips
of Stuttering John.
Have you watched his Patreon Welcome video on the show?
No, I haven't.
I was gonna pull it and I didn't,
I figured you'd already talked about it.
It's pretty fucking bad.
I'll pull it up right now.
Let's take a look at this because Stuttering John
has done a thing that pisses me off.
He is now hiding how many patrons he has.
He always hid how much money he was making,
but he used to be able to see whether he had 12 or 19,
19 was the largest number I ever saw.
Now he's hiding that because it's embarrassing,
as I pointed out, many times on this show.
All right, let's check out this video.
So as you guys know, a lot of people
put a video on their Patreon page that kind of says why you should sign up for their
Patreon.
Hello everybody. Welcome to my Patreon account. This is really awesome. I'm excited to reach out to all my fans friends family all you got to do is you if you pay
five dollars I'm gonna stop it right there first off dog you know this people who are friends and
family I don't ask them to pay for our patreon I make all the bonus episodes available to those people. I'm not trying
to profit from friends and family. That's fucking funny.
Then you get access to any videos that I do. Any episodes of beer on the balcony. You
get a shout out for me. And you also get a question answer.
I'm going to read the first sentence underneath this video.
It says, welcome to my Patreon page becomes member dammit.
There's a couple things on there that's probably worth mentioning, but I want to proof
for you a little bit.
I know this seems like it's not going anywhere, but if I want to go through the benefits
of his tears.
Okay.
Do you want me to keep it playing? Yeah, please. That's for the benefits of his tears. Okay, remember to keep it playing?
Yeah, please.
That's for the $5 a month.
For the $10 a month, you get a shout out,
a question, and a personal phone call from me.
He's got this smug look on his face like,
can you believe it?
You get to talk to the Stuttering John.
Wow, for 10 bucks a month, giving it away.
And of course, any episodes of beer on the balcony.
And then for the $20, you get everything.
You get a shout out for me, a question answered.
You get a private phone call from me a zoom meeting with me you
and four of your friends and if you stay for three months assigned t-shirt.
So I have talked about this.
Oh everything that he's saying in this video is all listed right above this.
We know that's not usually what people do on their Patreon.
They don't go through everything that you just read.
They try to, anyway, I don't wanna get into that.
Okay, sign t-shirt is the dumbest piece of merchandising.
You can sign.
Okay, I want you to think about some.
Outside of your podcasting life,
just pretend that you don't know anything about podcasting
or anything.
Okay. Could you round up four friends that would want to meet up with you on Zoom and talk to Stuttering John?
No!
That's a really good point.
As if like everyone's sitting around talking about you see Stuttering John yesterday?
Oh my god, Stuttering John.
This guy is fucking nailing it.
I'd be embarrassed if I admitted that I watched Stuttering John.
And the, well, was it $10 a month
and you can have a personal phone call with him? What, what could you possibly talk to him
about? I don't understand this. That's really desperate. I would, I would open the
Stuttering John podcast t-shirt. And if you stay on for longer, anytime I'm doing stand up in your area, you get VIP seating,
free tickets, and get the hangout me after the show.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Could you imagine hanging out with Stuttering John, a very drunk blacked out Stuttering John
after he just bombed.
That, it's got to be very uncomfortable. It's going to be a shitty open mic place. It's not like he's,
yeah, where's this backstage, essentially the kitchen? We call it the backstage, but no,
they don't really have any space for that. I'm opening for some guy named Patrick Michael. I haven't heard of it.
Yeah.
I need Patrick Michael, I haven't heard of it. Yeah.
Good game, yay.
This guy's amazing.
So still doing John, I checked out the episode they just put out.
And what he does is he has these guests on who are way left leaning political
pundits.
And because he doesn't understand how time zones work, he always tells them
the wrong time to call Ed.
Now hold on a second, Richard.
Hey, Richard, you're not due for an hour.
Three 15, ain't it? No, no, it was, it was one 15.
I'm my time. If I screw it up, I'm sorry, but you come back and like, I'll be back in an hour.
This guy screws us up every time he does not understand how time zones work. He's like, no, it's 115.
The guy goes, well, it's 315 where I live. It's like, obviously, you're not doing any type of research to figure out
why to tell people to go into the show. All right, so Doug, if you ever listen to Stuttering John, the political commentator, Stuttering John?
Just for a little bit last night.
Stuttering John. Just for a little bit last night.
Okay, I think it's funny because
this is not a political show.
I am not making any political statements.
I just want to point out that Hunter Biden has a laptop
and there's a lot of information and videos
and photos and emails and text messages
that are contained on the hard drive of this laptop.
And the news media does not want to touch this story.
They're ignoring it.
They're pretending it's not real.
It is very real.
And I always am curious, like, so these people are pretending this isn't a story.
What is their reasoning for it?
And John tells us what the reasoning is.
All Donald Trump, you know, Donnie Dickhead, Jr. tweets out every second is Hunter Biden.
Like they think anyone and it's already been proven nobody cares about Hunter Biden.
Oh, it's been proven.
So, Doug, here's the thing.
It's already been proven.
What?
That it's Russian disinformation.
No, no, no.
It's been proven that nobody cares about Hunter Biden.
I'm going to read from you a little information.
I found out from the Hollywood reporter this week.
Tucker Carlson has been talking about the Hunter Biden laptop.
Heck, he's the only person talking about this
in the mainstream news.
He drew 6.32 million viewers on Wednesday,
which topped the mask singer.
He's on a cable network and he had more views
on his show in prime time than Fox, the broadcast network.
And that's also more than Bubba's, right?
It's more than Bubba's and Opie's Facebook live stream.
You can't believe it.
6.32 million viewers was actually the largest number
in prime time amongst any network, whether it's broadcast or cable,
people are very interested in other than them people nobody cares. Nobody cares, you know,
6.32 million who are watching this live and then another 3 million who watched out YouTube,
but other than that, it's been proven that nobody cares. John, you suck at this, man.
You're really bad at political commentary.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
All right.
Don't you think that's just John trying to find some content?
I mean, he doesn't have anything to say
and everybody's talking about politics,
so he might as well jump on there and pick a side.
Of course.
Yeah, I think that's definitely true,
because this is the easiest way to get guests on a show
that nobody watches or listens to
is if they're not jobs with a political agenda
who have all the time in the world.
These people will go on, I could book all these people
on WATP, it wouldn't be hard.
They'd probably come out and be like,
what's the name of this show again?
But whatever, outside of that, it would not be hard. Two more quick clips that I want to play because what John
does is he has his guests on and that's like the first two hours of the show and it's so boring,
it's impossible to watch. But then at the end of it, he starts talking to the people and he's
probably, he's pretty run down and tired and he says funny things and he gets pissed off at his viewers and says things like this.
It's been a great show. The only super chat I got though was from my freaking, was from my moderator Sean, you cheap bastards.
He's calling people out. He only got one super chat for over two hours and it came from his moderator. Hockey stick Sean, or whatever the guy's name is.
That is surprisingly pathetic.
I wouldn't bring that up personally.
If I patron numbers decreased by 50%,
I'm not bringing that up on the show.
It's embarrassing.
I'll write that down.
I'll make a note for future reference.
Yeah, you might want to just keep that to yourself.
All right. Last thing that I want to play because John's upgrading his equipment.
Somebody bought him a new MacBook Pro.
He had health sparks drive from Vegas to LA to show him how to plug it.
You throw that cable into a modem.
He's really upgrading his gear.
And I can't wait for the next piece of equipment to come in.
I'm going to buy a new camera soon.
And then you're, oh, the lady is gonna see how good I look.
Oh, job. Let's go back to, let's go back to this Patreon page. Do you have a pull-up by any chance?
I can pull it up real quick. Pull-up Stuttering John's Patreon page. Pull it up on a large monitor.
And go ahead and drag that screen as large as you can and take a look at this
picture of Stuttering John. And I want you to focus on a couple of things. One is the nose
hair is coming out of his nose. This is the picture that he selected that he wants you to see.
When you go on a website to give him money, he has hair coming out of his nose that could probably
reach his upper lip if he pulled it down. And then if you look around his mouth,
he's done a terrible job shaving. He has very long hair. They're just gonna
sticking out around his mouth. Look at the hairs on the back of his neck.
There's long as his ears. Yes! That too! The guy, it looks terrible.
He looks terrible.
He needs to get a, I guess it would be like a low-deaf camera.
Ha! Ha!
He might want to go with standard, but not HD.
I don't know if your MacBook's gonna be able to run the gaussian blur on it that you need,
but you have to do something.
Ha! Ha!
Jesus Christ.
This guy is just my favorite wack packer of all time.
All right, Don.
In all honesty, Carl, I was just sitting here as you were talking.
I was trying to wipe.
There was a stray hair on my monitor.
It's on his picture.
Yes.
It shows you off for a second.
Like, well, what is that?
Oh, that's, that's actually the picture that he posted.
Doug, I want to thank you so much for coming out
and for your time today.
And for helping us book amazing guests today,
that's awesome.
Doug, tell people where they can find you.
Who's right podcast.com?
Anything you want to find about us,
including the full length video of that Patrick Michael.
I think I called it scream Caroline on our YouTube channel.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Very cool.
So we have done it all today.
We talked about bubble.
We talked about Brent Hantley.
We talked about OP.
We talked about messy mom magic.
Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Tim Dylan, Brandon came on.
We had Manson on the show
Stuttering John's Law suit. So you know what that means. It's time for everybody's favorite
part of the show. This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that
we'll be reviewing on next week's W ATP just-T-P, just to get people excited about it.
Here we go.
Hello and welcome back to reply, guys.
The leftist feminist comedy podcast for the rest of us.
How are you, Julia Clear?
How are you, Kate Willett?
Today, we have a really good episode for you.
I talked to Caitlin Bailey, who has a podcast called Old Pro, and we had a conversation
about sex work and specifically the history of sex work, which I think listeners will enjoy.
But first up, what have you been mulling over this week? This is a show called Reply Guys with Kate Willett and Julia Clare suggestion
that came in from Chrissy.
And I don't want to jinx it, but I have a very exciting co-host and co-hosts
coming on next week to chat about this.
We're on a Jacktober.
We're moving back to podcasts, but we can still have fun.
We can still have, even though I really enjoy a Jacktober, I gotta be honest. I gotta do this more often,
but we're gonna get back on the podcasting circuit starting next week.
Yeah, you could do like, Jack Timber.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
Jocquery. Yeah, Jarch.
No, that doesn't work.
Nevermind.
All right, well, again, Doug, thanks so much.
If you wanna hang out,
we're gonna listen to some voice mail.
So there might be some about you after this.
All right.
Last thing I wanted to say was,
when I first started podcasting,
which was like four years ago,
my hopes was to one day talk to Bubba the love spongebob.
That was my goal.
About a year into it, he retweeted me and we had a brief exchange back and forth on Twitter.
I printed that tweet out and had it hanging up on a wall where I recorded it.
Wow.
All those dreams are now gone.
There's no chance that I'm ever gonna record with Bubba.
Well, I would argue that you did something better
by getting a manson or Ned on your show
and then again, talking to him this week on WATP.
Oh, yeah, having Ned on my show was,
that was it, it's all downhill from there.
I mean, honestly, if I had the opportunity to either talk to Howard Stern or
Arty Lang, I'm picking Arty Lang all day long.
Oh, no, no question.
I don't much rather talk to Arty than Howard.
Yeah.
So sometimes the more talented person out of show is the person that you'd rather talk
to. Doug, I'm really grateful that you came back.
I'm the show I had a blast talking to you. And please join us again next week. It might be the episode we found out once and for
all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody.
Starting in the muskets of Morning Radio.
And now the show is called Right Now.
Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody.
Great job job everyone. Who gets a shit who gets a fight? You know who are these podcasts.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Makes no sense.
Casey, the review girl, how you doing?
I'm great, how are you?
Dog, I don't love you, don't Casey, but she brings a lot of energy to the show.
Of course, never talk to her, but I know of her.
Yeah, everyone knows that she doesn't sound like she's strung out on hard drugs or anything
like that.
She's just peppy and alive and can't wait to talk to us.
So I think I like her more than that stupid slut you had on here before.
That could very well change after this interaction, if he would happen.
All right, let's that could very well change after this interaction. What would happen? All right.
Let's find out.
Uh, Casey, have any recent reviews that have come in that you want to read to us?
Yeah.
Don't get your hopes up.
Doug.
Okay.
Just go.
You've got four.
Uh, first one.
What kind of biopicolo 2002?
This podcast.
Uh, oh, Okay, so you're totally dumped out. Can you start over again? Not really. What are you calling in on a rotary phone? What's going on right now?
Yeah, sorry. Letbook. Let me try.
Are you anywhere near an internet signal?
Could you get close to one?
I'm right around there.
Okay, that's a good sign.
How do I count?
How do I count?
It's terrible.
But at least I can hear you talking now
before you were just silent.
All right, we'll be broadcasting
full-side assuming that the Wi-Fi is strong enough.
Yeah, I know.
I was thinking, fun of this shit.
It's okay.
It's after the show.
I'm so sorry.
That's so funny.
That's the same set of as always.
Okay.
Do you want me to redo the first one then?
Please do.
I didn't hear you at all.
All right.
What kind of?
Come on.
Is she fucking with us? Casey, you had to be fucking with us now.
Oh, now I don't know. Okay, now. Wow. Perfect. He's out. Perfect. Can you blow on the cartridge?
Really hard to put it. I'm sorry, Carl. It's just not happening to that, fortunately. All right, we tried.
Okay, so I've made my decision and I definitely like her more than the...
Oh man, I'm sorry.
Okay.
Casey, you're winning people over.
All right, well, Casey, we'll chat about how we can make this work next time.
We'll figure this out before next week.
I promise.
Doug, I have some voice. I have some voice mails here.
We're gonna run through them very, very quick.
This first one is talking about some people
that you and I both know.
Dude, I, I, I, I listen to the other co-host podcast.
And I mean, fuck fuck I love Kaya, but holy shit the official podcast is the worst character I've ever listened to It's just fucking ramblin nonsense
But on the other hand who's right Doug Anthony
God damn perfect.
Oh, that was a curveball I wasn't expecting.
Right?
To get that on more.
Yes, we do need to get them on more.
I agree.
Keep up the good work boys.
Keep fucking up Anthony and fucking stir and drown.
I'm wasted on pumpkin beer and stupid. Oh, he's gay. That's cool.
That's the worst thing you want to drink in your
pumpkin beer. Have to come out to your family. Oh, man, I got it. I don't think I
know. So you were coming on the show. Maybe I did. But I that's, uh, that's one of
those like random things to have somebody call in and give a nice compliment to the
Who's Right Podcast.
People love you, Doug.
And I love them, Carl.
A little too much, maybe.
All right, our buddy, crippled Jesus, called back into the show.
This guy's been killing it on the voicemail segment lately.
Hey, Carl.
It's crippled Jesus.
And I'm just going to respond to the rumors that my roommate, well, how do you do that? It's a little bit more of a sorrow. It's a little bit more of a sorrow. It's a little bit more of a sorrow.
It's a little bit more of a sorrow.
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It's a little bit more of a sorrow.
It's a little bit more of a sorrow.
It's a little bit more of a sorrow.
It's a little bit more of a sorrow.
It's a little bit more of a sorrow.
It's a little bit more of a sorrow.
It's a little bit more of a sorrow.
It's a little bit more of a sorrow. It's a little bit more of a sorrow. It's a little bit more of a sorrow. It's a little bit more of a sorrow. It's a little bit more of a sorrow. because he kept putting the hand towels on his head.
I don't know why.
He would wrap these hand towels around the head.
And they're like $60 a sack, Carl, it's supposed to be an expensive.
And I yelled at him for it, and he got all mad, and he was.
So don't believe any rumors that Muhammad spreads.
Greater.
Cripple Jesus is consistently hitting it out of the park and I appreciate that. Tucker
Dixon called in again and you know I've been toying around with this idea that we would
give traffic and weather on the eights because we've been doing all these
uh we would do all these jacktober shows. Apparently that's not working out for some people.
Hey Carl's Tiger Dixon here. I'm calling you with some mistakes you made. Uh number one,
it is not 40 degrees, it is 75 degrees. Number two, the roads are not clear. I am stuck in a traffic jam or a broken-down car about a mile ahead of me
So thanks for your traffic report you asshole. I'm gonna be late to work. Thanks
Sorry Tucker. That's my bad. I should have been more specific about the traffic than I was talking about
He probably didn't know you were talking about Eastern time
Hey, I forget the time, son, fucked up.
All right, people are legitimately addicted
to Patrick Michael and the fan base
is growing for this guy.
Carole, I'm really scared.
I think you need to smack some sense in the way here.
I am listening to Dead Down from Star Tiffinish. I am listening to dead down from start to finish. I am listening
to the briefcase from start to finish. I can't, I can't be doing this. This is not okay.
I'm scared. Oh, I can't help you unfortunately. Patrick Michael just has a way because it's unbelievable
this person exists and it is interesting. So when I was trying to get my clips ready for
the show last night, I was, I bet I spent a good half hour trying to, I was go to your subreddit
looking for anything Patrick Michael related so I could find a name of a show that he does now
I know right
And so I end up just doing what I do every time that I come on as I text Jody B and say do you have anything from Patrick Michael that they haven't talked about yet
And then he sends me like eight different podcasts. I don't know how the fuck he finds these
I don't know anybody finds them
So when we did the bonus show with Croge
that we just put out yesterday,
we talked about the briefcase,
which was supposed to be his daily show
and then he stopped putting it out very often.
Do you party, which is a show he does
with a co-host where they talk about stories
from when they used to party,
but he has very specific questions he asks
of people about their partying,
like having like intense urination or something like that.
It's crazy.
He was so called Tails from the trailer park,
which is again, him talking to somebody else
about growing up in the trailer park.
He's got, you've got murder,
which is another true crime paranormal show
that he's doing.
It's impossible to keep up with this guy,
and none of it's connected.
There isn't like a central hub where you can be like,
all right, what are all the podcasts this guy's doing?
If I didn't have the Shamest Watch channel
on our Discord server,
I would have no idea that any of this existed.
And I'm as big as fan.
So where I have to give him credit is.
I'm listening. So where I have to give him credit is his names of podcasts are decent.
Yes.
All right.
Yeah, I'll give you that.
That's it.
Well, the problem though is that he names them things that are very close to other things,
which makes it impossible to Google.
Right.
Like, he has the bad brain is the name of his YouTube channel.
So if you type bad brain, it's only bad brains, the band is the only thing that comes up.
He's so stupid. So when I was, like I said, when I was looking for him last night,
I was looking for the trailer park podcast. And I ended up just watching trailer park
boys clips on YouTube for a little bit. Right. Tell us to the trailer park.
Is it possible to fight too? Yeah, it's all trailer park boys clips on YouTube for a little bit. Right, tell the trailer park is a possible fight too.
Yeah, it's all trailer park boys.
That's funny.
Well, at least you had a good tie with it.
Are you familiar with Radio Gunnc Doug?
Have we talked about that?
Not that I'm aware of.
Radio Gunnc is this show hosted by this woman, Monique.
They talk about Howard Stern.
Monique has gone on the sittering John show.
In fact, John asked her to co-host with him
and she turned them down.
We were documenting that John tricked Monique
into showing her video on his show.
And she doesn't like to do that.
And so anyway, that's the context
of this next voicemail.
Oh yeah, go out.
Monique from radio guns, not high.
You don't switch right off.
You don't fucking shit.
The podcast should be called Radio Guns. Call it back. done tonight. All right. No offense to Monique. I just thought that was a funny call.
Monique or what are your followers? Is listening. We have we have nothing but love for Monique and
radio gun. All right. So we did Jacktober every day in October that we podcasted,
we talked about Disjockeys and Radio Guys.
Someone has an idea for next October.
Hey Carl, Nick from Kodji here,
first time last time.
Listen, just wanna say,
I'm loving the Jocktober, October segment.
However, I have a request for next October.
My girlfriend loves this podcast called
Crime Junkie. It is probably one of the shittiest podcasts I've ever listened to. Next year,
can you please spend all of the food, the season, October roasting all of the shitty, true
crime podcast that my girlfriend cannot get enough of.
All right, call me back.
I have to say, Doug, I've received a lot of requests
for shows to review and different bits to do.
Never once has somebody said,
a year from now, would you wanna do this for me?
How would I possibly remember that a year from now?
Put that on your Google calendar.
Yeah, right?
Oh, that's right, there was that color from October 29th, 2020,
that reminded me.
So I actually like that idea though.
True Crime is a category we don't explore enough on the show
because it is all the rage and podcasting.
Maybe January or maybe another month
will do all true crime.
I think that could be fun.
I'm liking the theme element that's coming
with the show these days. All right. Two more real quick.
Hello, Carl. This is Dan returning your service request from customport for you.com.
I'm just calling, I regret to inform you that we're not quite sure how to fill this request
that you made. Your description was very clear, but we just don't know how to get our girls to make a
video of that, riles up the audience like how I have Ryan long on to get everyone's expectations
up, and then follow him up with chats too much to piss everyone off.
I'm really sorry we can't figure that one out.
We do have an extensive library of Gorg porn.
I know that your request said that you also love Gorg porn.
Quote as evidenced by my shitty podcast
with that fat comedian.
So get back to me if you want some of that,
but I am sorry about the first request.
That was a little ways to go,
but apparently the Ched Zuma Cade is still coming in.
Well, last one is about Casey. Casey, Casey Casey if your networks and you're still listening. This is for you
Hi, I hope this message reaches you in good health
Casey I pay pal you $300
Where are my feet big?
Thank you. Have a nice day
Where are my feet big?
Thank you. Have a nice day. I
Want to remind people that this week coming up. We will be posting
Casey's number in the patreon for patreon supporters
So that's always fun. At least you're not pandering with a autograph t-shirt
I know this is actually way worse. You can get the phone number of the review, girl.
I'm as it just get outside t-shirts. Also, quick reminder, I will be at road rage Tampa, December 12th with Dick Masterson, the revenge of the cis guys, Ryan Long, a bunch of folks will
be on there. Ethan Ralph is going to be on there. So if you're in that area of the country, buy
some tickets, I believe it's Tampa.dick.show is the website where you can get
your tickets and we'll be there talking about Maddox and whatever else. Should be a good time. Doug,
again, thank you so much for your time. This was a marathon and I really do appreciate you hanging
out with me today. Yeah, thank you for having me on again. No doubt. Let's do it again soon. This is it.
No doubt, let's do it again soon. This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye.
I was awesome. And what was the name of this show game?