Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep231 - Reply Guys
Episode Date: November 8, 2020Kate Willett and Julia Claire are two "woke" comedians. That's a new style of comedy where you're never funny and don't even try to be. I think it's going to catch on. We had the amazing Geno Biscont...e join us for the first time and Chrissie Mayr popped in from the petting zoo. Stuttering John had Opie on his show and they talked about Anthony Cumia for an hour, so then we talked about Opie and John talking about Anthony for an additional hour. Buckle up. 20% off your purchase with the code "watp" https://manscaped.com/ Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Check out Geno: https://genobisconte.com/ And Chrissie: https://chrissiemayr.com/Â Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello, rubber dicks and cusser ruse.
Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts?
The only show that prematurely called Arizona for Joe
Jorgensen.
I'm your host, Carl.
With me this week, Tim Dillham canceled it the last minute,
but we were able to get the host of In Hot Water on Compound
Media.
It's Gino Piscotti. What is up, Gino?
Hey, buddy, I'm one of the hosts, although I'm the one at the desk when they're showing
all the silly clips in the gay porn. But yes, it is great to fucking be here. The other
hosts, of course, the lovely, the hilarious Aaron Berg. It's, hey, first time, long time.
Good to be here, Carl.
Gino, I am so excited to have you on here today because we have a very special podcast.
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Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called The Reply Guys.
This is a suggestion from Chrissy.
We have both listened separately.
We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.
Let's get into it.
This is a show hosted by Kate Willett and Julia Claire.
And wow, this is, one of these people is a stand-up comedian.
Are they both comedians?
Yeah.
Maybe you put this at the end of the show
because that's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
They're both comedians.
They're both comedians.
The media.
How is that possible?
Because this is the world we can I say fucking live in?
Yes, you can say fucking that.
Because I can't get banned again.
Look, this is the world we live in where it used to be about comedy used to be about
making people laugh.
Literally. That's it. That's what comedy used to be about making people laugh literally.
That's it. That's what comedy used to be.
There were no strengths.
Do you remember laughter?
No. No, I don't.
Yes, I believe it was.
It's high. Now that's hiding in a basement and Joe Biden's allowed to come out and it's
four more years of insanity.
All right. Let's start off by I'm just going to play a clip where they explain what their
show is. Just so we're all on the same page
Hold on let me do a bump a cocaine so I don't those up
All right fair enough the leftist feminist comedy podcast for the rest of us. It's like an oxymoron, right?
It doesn't make sense
Like when comedians do a podcast it should be to to poke fun at stuff. Like, okay, I would say, if you listen to this podcast, what you're about to do,
and not a lot, thank goodness, you're like, all right, well, let's,
and I'll give you the backstory briefly if you don't know about us in K,
but, but if you listen to this podcast, you're like, all right,
so these guys are going to take a funny take on, you know,
leftist and feminism, and don't get wrong, you can still make fun of stuff
and be a fan of it, but you know, like,
like that's what they're gonna do, right?
And let me tell you, let me tell you.
The intonation in their voice,
just the raw energy that makes you want to live.
You know, I gotta cut you off right there
because this is the very, after they explain
with the podcast and when I just played you,
this is the very next thing that happens on the show.
This is how they intro their show.
Tull you how you bang? How's everything going?
Oh, just...
It's just...
I don't know what to say anymore.
I'm really dreading the winter.
It's starting to get pretty cold here in New York and it's just making me feel kind of sad.
That's the start of a comedy show.
It's been predicted.
As your new president predicted, a cold, dark winner.
I don't want to make this political, but this is all I'll say.
What happened to the world when you look at two guys at a podium in a debate and one guy,
I don't know, I'm trying to remember where we live, America for now, which was founded
on revolution and people that fight, you know, and one president says, you know, we're
gonna, we have to learn to live with coronavirus, we have to fight it. And the other guy goes,
it's gonna be a cold, dark winter. And everyone's like, yeah, I like the cowards idea. Let's
go with the cowards. You know, just to get back to this podcast real quick, Gino, I love
the fact that this woman is shot out of a cannon to start the show.
Who isn't excited to listen for another 52 minutes? When you hear this woman say, I'm really just down in the dumps today. This is a comedy show. That's the point where you hear
everyone click in to fasten their seatbelt. Watch out, it's gonna be a wild ride. What are you depressed about? I'm depressed about the Supreme Court.
Why?
Oh, hey, you can't tell which one is which.
No.
They're so monotone and they're so, why?
If I really cared about feminism,
why would I go to two women that aren't experts in feminism
and don't make and don't make me laugh?
You call themselves comedian.
I mean, why would you, tell me why, please. Let's play a game. You're a smart guy, Carl.
I mean, not with the soundboard. It took 20 minutes to get this guy. But you're a smart guy.
Explain to me why I want to listen to this when it's not funny. And there's about a gazillion
podcasts. If I Googled feminine is nism and podcasts or if I Googled feminineism nism and podcasts, or if I Googled feminine ism, I'd get nothing.
But if I Googled feminism and podcasts,
I'd probably get 800 better things
to give me their thoughts on it.
So why am I listening to this again?
Oh, I hate myself, but why?
Why would I listen?
That's the problem is that these people live in an echo chamber
where they're all repeating each other nonstop.
So you wouldn't listen to this
because you'd be saying it yourself to a board group of people
listening to you.
When producer Chris and I were listening to this last night and I felt like I was in a coffee
shop over hearing an assholes conversation.
It's like, this isn't a podcast.
This isn't a show.
You said it perfectly.
It's an echo chamber and our problem with Kate goes back to ages ago when I was doing a show.
It was it was two years ago this Halloween, this past Halloween, it was actually a year ago.
And she comes on and and because you said it, they don't think comedy is making people laugh.
They don't remember laughter. They think comedy is now is I'm I think I'm a cute girl and I'm I
I have a niche and I'm going to get it on stage and stay at stuff and and I'll give him a shout out. Mayray Kignani, brilliant comedian gay guy.
Good for anyone. Good for anyone. He says it perfectly. It's not going for laugh.
Like comedians use to it's going for claptor. Yes.
Claptor, which is us saying, Oh, that's that's that's approvable. And I can say that's
interesting. But a laugh is a gut punch. It's a visceral reaction. And
it's the kind of shit that in this day and age, I swear physically heals you, but they
live in the echo chamber. And we're on the, we're on the show. And it's morning with Bill
and Joanne. I adore those two. And I'm not going to lie to you, Carl, I got a couple
in me, whether you mother, what are your mother, Cabrini, you never touched the stuff. And
yeah, it's a show at 10 a.m. in the morning, but they, they show this day when I use that people on the show and we were,
we used to be mornings and I pull at a bottle of James and they're like,
is that a prop?
I'm like, what do you, mother, Breanie, never touched the stuff?
Greatest line for Uncle Buck.
And that's saying something.
They literally show sexy Halloween outfits.
Two girls, not two dudes, not me and you wear and fucking sweaty stank tops,
like rubbing our fingers together.
It's like ogling Kate to chick say, hey, what do you think of Halloween?
Indian Native American or Indian Halloween costume?
She's like, I think it's cultural appropriation.
And drunk Uncle Gina loses his MI and D marbles.
I lost it.
I said, Kate, let me explain you something to you.
Every culture that's ever come about in civilization
came about by conquering the previously existing culture,
taking some of their morays, taking most of the people,
sometimes they kill women and Jews,
but for the most part, taking everything
and becoming unliked.
That's what we did with Native Americans.
Native Americans did that with another group before we got here.
And then she also had said, she thought 23 and me was bogus.
I said, no, I said 23 and me is just two accurate.
If you look at me, I'm Italian because my not was Italian.
And she said her known as known was Italian.
And I said, but when you go into the DNA and you can go back millions of generations, I said,
then suddenly everyone's an Ashkenazi Jew and she got offended by that.
So you walked her off the show, right?
She got up and left the show.
A walkter.
And then Joanne, Joanne goes, she says, and Joanne is with Karen, I almost said Karen,
Karen Margola's like, I confuse him.
And Joanne thinks it's a joke and she goes, Gino, apologize.
But if you watch it, she's not saying, Gino, she's like, this is a bit, right?
And she goes, and I go, no.
And if she's walking out, because she was on one of those short lives, Netflix, she had
the 15 minute thing, because she fit the knees, she put it whatever.
And I said, I said, no.
And by the way, 15 minutes is a spot.
It's not a special.
And then our fans went after it.
And because they live in the echo chamber and they don't want to write. They're not worried about
the next joke. They're worried about getting likes and attention. She started this whole
thing against this where she's like someone threatened to rate me on Twitter. No one has
ever done that. You know, easy. A cop's job would be. Hey, hey, check Twitter to see who
we're resting for right today. You know, easy that would be.
And of course, every woke comedian comes out and they're like,
oh my God.
And then, and then they're like, oh, and he's an anti-Genozov.
I'm the nicest guy in the business.
You, you can ask anyone except these three girls
I'm going to text you where the charges are pending.
You could ask, I'm kidding.
It's insane, but they're not doing it.
Prilaptive, they're doing it for Instagram likes,
and these are the same people.
Much like the guy we're gonna get through later
who have millions of followers,
or tens and hundreds of thousands of followers,
but when they put out a tweet,
why does he get five likes?
Why does he get two retweets?
It's almost like they're living a lie.
So, Gino, I just wanna point out that Kate Willett
is very far left leaning.
In fact, I'll play a quick clip from the show that jumped out at me if you want to know what her politics are.
As New Yorkers all know, Andrew Cuomo has a lot he can do.
And he, I mean, he's a lost cost in my opinion.
He's just like, he's a Republican to me.
But...
Cuomo is a Republican.
Okay, so this is where these people are at.
Just see it now.
And this woman decided to go on
Morning with Bill Schultz on
compound media. What was she thinking?
What did you think was going to happen?
doing well, I
Lathor she said that and I'm like and I I mean I feel dumb now for saying Hitler was a moderate, but
History will prove you right my friend
But my story will prove you right, my friend. Dude, I heard that like I've been known to tell a Hitler Holocaust joke in my act.
And that's what gets people and I get livid because I'm like, the people that, that's not
fun here.
The people that have, I've been to the Ant Frank's house at Amsterdam.
And when you go to this stuff, I mean, you get so angry that you have to find a way to
laugh at it.
But and so I do these jokes, but I heard them.
You've ever heard this.
It's a joke joke, but I got to tell you that.
Do you know Hitler was a painter?
No.
You knew that.
I did know that.
Okay.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know Hitler is a painter.
We'll do it again.
Just say it.
Okay.
You know, Hitler was a painter.
Yeah.
Of course.
And he was an artist.
I don't get that one. Because he
killed Jews so efficiently, it was turned into an art form. All right. Whatever. What the
fucking next that part out? My point is, yeah, that's your point. It's going on right
now. My point is simply that's you said it. She's like, he's a they, they think they have
this stance and and everything.
They're above everyone.
She is above Cuomo.
That's how, that's how Christine, her beliefs are.
That's how far you can't be as good as her.
And it's like, that's not what comedians, the best comedians are the ones that laugh at
themselves.
We know where fuck up.
So I don't know if you've ever heard a guy's name David Tellen, Louis CK.
They have no self esteem and they're the most brilliant minds in comedy, you know?
These people are like, I'm just gonna go on stage and I should get laughs because I'm
Because in my mind I'm a cute chick with a lot of followers. You're not
So Kate Willett was actually on Stephen Cole bearer and I have clips of that will play later But, I want to point out how bad these people are at podcasting because we're making
fun of their politics and that's fine.
You can be on the right of the left.
Doesn't really matter.
But listen to how terrible they are at just doing what they're supposed to be doing here.
Um, and I completely agree with her that we need to like reframe the way
that we're fighting this fight.
So they're like anti-corisma.
If there's someone who could just suck the life out of the room,
it's these two women, they're terrible on the mic.
Yeah, but you said it, and you know what I keep saying?
Maywrad Kignani says echo chamber.
I'm, excuse me, says, Claptor, I'm giving you, I'm going to reference you a law, Carl, because that
is the, living in echo chamber. And everything they hear, they bounce us back. And they think it's
other people giving them accolades when what does she bring to the table? What does she bring to the
table other than, then the harm, comedy shouldn't be harmless. It shouldn't be and then she's like I this is what goes on now
You said it perfectly remember laughter. I do but it's easy to forget now because this is what
Comedy Central and every late night show has made it. I need comedy is one white straight guy one one black straight guy, one gay guy, one woman, one, uh, one, you know, one of the
minority wears the trans. What are you doing?
What are you doing to your genital?
Very fancy. Well, I'm talking about people.
See, that's comedy because it made you laugh.
That's kind of joke. All right.
So I want to play again, talking about the echo chamber.
They're in. You always wonder because they don't talk or listen to anyone who has a
Belief different than theirs. You wonder what do you think the other people think and here's the answer to that?
You know, I'm gonna say the thing that nobody's ready to hear which is that women fucking suck and it's okay to be racist and
So they think people are the right are running around saying women suck and it's okay to be racist
I've never heard anyone say that Syria in a serious manner
But this is what they're fighting against
They literally think whatever they think is a fact and they they can turn every anything into racism or
Misogyny and all that stuff and they're like the president Trump and people are like oh
I was people like oh your boy law. I'm like, I'm like, the understand it's Colin
Coward said it perfectly. Okay. It's like, people are always like, you were wrong about this.
Yeah, I like, you think it doesn't help us when we're wrong. It's what I said earlier
about a podcast where we can laugh at ourselves. It's like, how are it's like, if I say this
feelers are going to win and they blow out the other team. It's like, all right, I was
right. But if I see they're going to win and they get killed, then we can talk for a week
about everything I was wrong about.
And you don't think Biden winning gives us four more years of comedy gold.
But they said they're like, oh my god, they just think they're above everything.
And it's, it makes your the most boring.
I mean, if you watch our podcast in hot water, we don't even know we're doing other than fucking around.
It's a stupid show.
We have nothing we go for.
We just go for the easiest laugh.
And I don't know what they're going for.
We're just going for something.
They want to be able to say we have a podcast.
They're on.
There are zero jokes.
They don't even attempt humor, which is amazing because they call the show comedy.
And I've heard a lot of people call their show as comedy and they're not funny, but at least
they're trying to be funny.
It's like, all right, we're calling a comedy
and we're trying to make jokes.
We're just failing miserably.
These women aren't even trying to be funny.
Well, except for, you know what,
there was one exception.
Maybe you heard this in the show,
but this one got me.
I do want to make sure that we talk
for this episode of Momy about something that's been,
I think, on both of our minds, abortion rights, you know?
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And it was around the time that Amy Coney Barrett was
You know get going on the Supreme Court and they were going through that whole thing
So the talk of abortion on here is ridiculous. I put together an abortion supercut
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How did I get home?
I don't know.
Did you get on?
I don't know.
I just got up now.
I don't even know what happened.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, dude.
Cue up the clip again.
You ready?
Oh, shit.
I just pulled it off my board.
You got to give me a second now.
I was.
I wasn't ready for this.
I'll do a bit from our show where I buy it sometime, ready?
Okay, I'm some time, buying some time.
I got it.
You did it, buddy.
Thank you.
Here we go.
We have Kate Willett and our co-host, What's Her Face on the Line?
Can you guys describe your podcast in one word, Kate?
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a Borsan, a Borsan. Nailed it. abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion.
Nailed it.
I mean, just who cares?
And that's the thing like, you want my standards on abortion? Just have your girlfriend stand at the top of a flight to stairs.
There's my standards.
There's your standards.
Gino, did you happen to pick up on their vocal fry, buddy?
Gino, I have a quick clip here.
That might hurt me.
I'll leave you.
Thomas Frank.
Please, I never wanted to have an erection again.
Please, go right ahead.
So what you're saying, I guess I should have asked you a
how to time.
Are you a boner guy?
I didn't realize.
OK.
Here's a vocal fry clip.
Thomas Frank's new book, which is really good so far.
The people know it's a book about the history of populism.
There's so many examples of vocal frying. I got bored with it. Like, all right, we don't have to
play every single one. It's just everywhere. They also don't know how to talk. This is them talking
about what I call Christianity. Now they call something very different. What do I call Christianity?
What do they call it? You're very good at what you do, Carl.
You're very good at what you do. Go on. Thanks for pointing that out. I do appreciate that.
Yeah, I know. I was I was thinking about Evangelical Christianity and the context of that show. And I was also an Evangelical Christian when I was a teen and I went to like
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I'm signing up.
It sounds amazing.
See, so you got, she got to the light at the end of the tunnel.
She did.
She figured it out.
This is what I get from listening to this podcast and it really, look, I've become that guy
where like everything is great.
My life couldn't be better.
I've said this for about, we sit on the air all the time between me and Aaron and I got to give props to our producers, uh,
eret and Steve because it's the show is simply us trying to crack the other three guys up.
And I'm like, I'm waiting for someone to walk into this studio and be like, you guys can't
get away with this anymore. You can't keep getting paid to just fuck around for an hour and a half, but we do.
And that's what makes a great podcast.
Like I honestly believe you're just having fun and the rest takes care of itself.
And I want to say I feel bad for guys like them, you know, they're, this is, these are
miserable people.
They're miserable.
This is what they're doing for fun.
Imagine what they're like when they're just milling about in their daily life.
It's going to be so depressing.
And this is our other mutual friend.
We've always talked about Redbar.
Another guy that came out there, and we used to go and then like, I get the game you were
nobody.
So you go after bigger podcasts and even bigger ones in us.
And then that's, you know, talked about it.
Our former host, Michael Malis, who, you know, he's writing a book again, God bless him.
But he's like, it's in his book, the new writer.
It's like, that's the new way to get fans.
And it's brilliant by being a troll.
So I have my fan base and I troll you.
My phone moral.
Yeah, that's my phone.
Yeah.
And then I troll you and all your fans are like, fuck you.
But now they're fucking, I have their attention.
And that's what, that's what the Redbar guy does.
He's, you've got to be that
it can't be fun to sit there and watch all these podcasts. You hate trust me. I just listened to two
and one of them I got admit I might start listening because it was hysterical or that one obviously
sorry but it's got to be like how much fun is this like don't you enjoy what you're doing?
It's how lucky are we to fucking do this?, not only are they not having any fun, but it sounds like they're giving an oral
book report. Listen to this clip I'm going to play for you. And the pacing of the way
this woman talks, it sounds like a fourth grader reading out loud in class. moment and where the tenderness
framing of this particular battle
has gone wrong.
I'm not editing this.
This is a podcast that can't broadcast.
Why do they think they're podcast?
Now play it on now Carl play it on
Norma.
Yeah, right.
You know what I have another
supercon for you,
Gino, I think you're going to enjoy
because the one woman can never find the word she's looking for and instead she fills it with this
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I'm like when you tell me it's not that funny. It just makes me laugh ten times as hard
You know, it's like anyone that thinks that's not hilarious. You're wrong. That's hysterical
So, Gino what these women do which I found to be shocking I listen to a ton of podcasts
And I know all the different podcasting formats and one of the really popular ones is people will come on their show and they'll do a quick
intro and say we got to talk to this person you're gonna hear the interview in a minute before that we just want to say this and this and this and this and then they'll play the interview you know Joe Rogan has that format.
These women have that format, but do it wrong.
21 minutes into the podcast they switch over to something they pre-recorded
that lasts for another 30 minutes,
this interview with this guy,
and they act like the show is over.
Well, thank you so much,
and we will see you next week.
Just listen to reply guys.
Oh, so the show's over.
Oh, no, you had another 30 minutes to go.
They act like just because they're finishing finishing up that the show is finishing up
It's not you don't don't stop it with all right. We'll see you next week. It should be all right check out this interview
I'm just giving notes now and I'm just giving them notes. I'm not even trying to be funny
It's it's it's almost like call they don't even know what a podcast is other than something they do so they can say
We have a podcast, but while they're doing it. They're like let's just get the fuck through this so we can post it and continue having a podcast. It's insane. Can we talk
about the theme song to this podcast? This is so poorly written and produced. I'm shocked that
they play this and they're not embarrassed by it. I'm gonna play it for you and then there's something I really I really want to point out there's a few things about let's listen to it Oh Rose can suck my balls Fuck your reply guys. Please don't fuck your reply guys
Just listen to reply guys
I think they just read reply guys with reply guys at the end there please don't fuck your reply guys
Just listen to reply guys. That's not those aren't good lyrics. I've listened to it twice now
Yeah, I don't even get it. I don't even get it. And someone explained to me, why is it called reply guys?
Like, I think people know, I can't figure it out.
Like, is it, why is it called that?
Do you don't reply guys are?
No.
Okay, so reply guys are those people on Twitter who have no followers who are very quick to reply to someone who's
famous with some kind of snotty remark or counter kind of remark. Why this show was called
reply guys makes zero sense to me. I cannot figure out what the connection is between that and what
these two women are doing. But before we get into that though, Gino, I have to play you because I
was pulling away with this. I play a little bit of guitar as you know and what is with this chord?
Do you want to take another take it then you missed it like it's the wrong card
I mean just try it again and then they bring it back later out of the show is if they're proud of it
Like hey you guys what are you using tape when you're out of tape just recorded again?
Maybe that's their insightful way of saying they're just a little off car.
Maybe they see you into very cerebral or just one note off.
Oh no!
No, I got it. They're dumb cunts! I get it!
They need a little bit of quality control.
What these women need is a producer, but whoa, I couldn't believe it at the end of the show
because they think they're doing an MPR show.
They have to do the typical NPR thing where they give the credits and you won't believe find us. The show was hosted by Kate Willett and me, Julia Claire, our producer is
Genevieve Carity. Our theme song was performed by Emily Framkin who wrote the
song with Kate Willett. Our artwork is by Adrian Lobel.
Everything about that is NPR even with the terrible Mike presence, like they have
no Mike technique that bikes inner mouths. She's breathing heavy. It sounds
exactly like NPR. It also, it also like echoes your echo chamber comment.
If I may be redundant, redundant because it's like,
oh, everyone wants to know everything about this pod.
Of course.
And we need, and so many people are listening.
It behooves us to make sure that we give credit to the people
that wrote the song and the people that do the artwork.
No, the nine people that are listening are all your family
and friends.
They know that you're on this podcast.
It's insane.
These are the people that want, they want to cancel, like, it's like one of those things.
It's like, you know, why are you just taking a drop from the ocean when the entire, you
can take all the work?
They're like, well, the only way for me to get into the business further is to cancel
people. And I'll never do a show with me to get into the business further is to cancel people.
And I'll never do a show with them and get this guy out because they want less people
in the pond when the bottom line is, there's an audience for everybody.
And there's plenty of room in the pool and just find your voice and make people laugh.
And this is what I was saying, they make fun of me, but it's the fact.
And this is why it's a Buddhist statement.
Someone said to me years ago, and now I finally get it.
If you don't go within, you go without.
And simply put, like either you create your jokes from within, like these are my jokes.
And this is my, and who are these podcasts as your thing?
And you create it from within and it goes out and it finds its audience.
And, and you can't go wrong, you know what I mean?
Or you go without like these people and say, all right, what does the world like?
Well, a lot of people are liberal now and
they're anti-abortion. So let
me say this, this, and this,
and let me fashion. Watch
your Colbert said. It's
just her saying things that
she wants people. She
thinks she needs people to
have a cute white harmless
chick say. And that's work.
And that's not fun. And
that's the punishment they
deserve. And meanwhile, they're
like, now let's get rid of
this Gino guy because, you know, he just tells jokes about race and religion, which, which
obviously are just shocked by, you know what I mean? This is their punishment. They're
the ones that are, that are, that are working. And we're the ones that are just telling
dick jokes, having a good time.
I wasn't expecting you to be profound today. I expected you to be drunk. It's out of
a cannon, but not profound. Well, who can keep up with the reply guys?
You said, like, they were shot out of a cannon.
I can't keep up, I just gave up right there.
I got my postage stamp and mailed it in.
So they brought out this guy, Luke Savage.
You wrote an article for the Atlantic
and they're all excited about it.
I put a new set of his name as Savage.
I know.
Because milk to those who's too hard to spell.
All right.
I want to talk about bad.
They are interviewing because we already heard
all of this podcasting that's terrible.
Maybe if they bring out a guest, maybe that's where they're good.
Nope, not even close.
Listen to how she asks a question and then continues to talk
and then changes the question.
Tell us a little bit about your article for the Atlantic.
Why liberals pretend they have no power?
And this was such a great piece.
And I was really excited to see it in the Atlantic
because the Atlantic is like, it's like a very
a little publication.
So what was it like for you to get your leftist work in such kind of like
mainstream liberal publication?
Wow, how do you even answer that question?
It's like she asked a question like Yoda and she asked the second part first and the first
part second. She's an idiot. If she's going to land it one more time, I would want to drown
her in the Pacific.
Alright, I'm gonna do something here, Gino.
I never do this but I have a clip out here
that's over two minutes long.
I suggest that we talk over it
because it's too long to listen to.
But the reason why I have it is because
this is a question for an interviewee.
Why you would talk for this log with your interviewing someone?
I thought that these things would be...
It's so far beyond me.
For example, the examples that used...
She thinks it's about her.
Really interesting.
I think she thinks everything is about her.
She has a guess stuff.
Just ask the question to get out of the way.
Even though governors have so much latitude to change legislation at the state level.
For me. The examples we used were Andrew Cuomo and Gavin Newsom, Gavin Newsom, obviously.
You know what this sounds like?
It sounds like the big win on a sitcom.
When a guy's talking to a stupid girlfriend and he just lets her keep talking, leaves the
phone and meanwhile he's banging on Hooker.
We're planning like, you know, a batch of other sitcoms where he's banging on Hooker.
So just like that, we can all relate to that
we can all relate to that
he has already as
shitt signed through
48 fracking permits since
April alone
so it's not
cares
I think the lie
fucking thing has been
internalized by a lot of people is like this idea of, oh, they're
hands are tied, they can't do it.
You're not counted as Matt.
When, you know, as you mentioned in the piece, we have to acknowledge the structural limitations
of things.
Certainly there are certain social limitations of our government.
There are certainly ways in which they like Democrats.
Don't say shit for a tension.
Kind of bound.
But at a moment like this, I think to not be using the whole way
to do whatever it is.
I think whatever it is.
This is still the question.
That one is not about her.
You need to make a three-track thing where it's
punctuated with a portion of it.
To use an overused phrase and it kind of like actively
a portion of it. And also that. That's not what you would think. That name doesn't give people And it kind of like actively I'm
I'm also
The name doesn't give
He this week on
Replying girls or
By the way, they're
It's very good for you that
You know what's funny is what just happened is you help produce my show. You're the guest
You have a
Women, it's one person to help produce their show.
They have no one helping them.
That's all I really do on in our water.
Those three guys are just like coming up with bits
and I'll say something and it's like we speak the same
unspoken language and they'll know what to do next.
Oh, wait, here comes the question right now.
Oh, there we go.
We made it through it.
I wasn't debating whether to hit that or not. Because I wasn't sure we were going to make it through it. I wasn't I was debating whether to hit that or not because I wasn't sure we're gonna make it through it. We did it
We landed that I want to applaud us
We got through a whole segment
Holy shit. All right, you were talking about her stand up. I'm gonna bring on our friend Chrissy mayor is hanging out in our discord and being very patient with us
Thank you.
Love Chrissy mayor.
We all love Chrissy mayor.
I thought it was funny.
Let's see where she is now.
Like when we last left her, she was at one place.
She's gonna be like, hey, I'm on top of the Empire State Building now, leading a tour.
I'm not making this up.
Chrissy is at the zoo.
I'm not funny enough to make that up.
She's gonna be at the zoo right now. Hey'm not funny enough to make that up. She's really at the zoo right now.
Hey, Curris, how's it going?
I have some interesting notes about this podcast.
Oh yeah, what's here?
First of all, they start out.
They say this is the leftist comedy podcast for the rest
of us, but really, it's like, it's just two of them.
They should just say it's for the both of us. Like how many people are needing our needing this content? I don't know.
So the interview, this is what I don't like about their podcast. And you guys mentioned earlier,
I left to Carl when it was like 20 minutes, their intro was 20 minutes long. And then they
finish, they dismount. And I'm like, oh, hooray, I got so excited.
I thought it was over.
But no, that's when they launched
into the actual interview.
And they have this interview with Luke Savage.
Some of it's, they have like basically half
of the interview for free on the podcast.
But then the other half, you have to pay for it.
You have to go to their Patreon.
Chrissy, hold on.
I have the clip for this real quick.
I'm sorry, I cut you off after your set-up.
That was really, that was not,
I'm very professional of me.
Oh, it's okay.
I'm sorry, but we'll get back to it.
I sort of, I want to play the clip real quick.
And then they both work for an investment bank.
Hey, this is Kate.
If you enjoyed this interview with Luke Savage,
please keep listening on our Patreon.
We would love for you to become a subscriber
for five dollars a month that you can access.
Part two of this interview with Luke Savage.
Yeah, so it's the old bait and switch
where they have this interview and then it cuts off
it not like a convenient point, just mid-sentence.
Just spet off.
Yeah, do you hear the rest?
It's like you hire a terrible escort
who gives you half of a terrible hand job
and you're like, if you want the rest of this,
pony up, you know.
Is it worth bringing that up, Chrissy?
Is this a thing as a terrible hand job?
Terrible.
I don't know about that.
You have the thing, who, if you want to listen to the second half of this,
no, I realize now I didn't want to listen to the second half of this, no, I realize
now I didn't want to listen to the first half.
Yeah.
Can I go back in time?
Yeah.
It's very sloppy.
The whole thing is so overproduced and there's not enough substance.
There's not enough meat.
It's like, I'd rather not hear a 20 minute interview.
Like the intro is 20 minutes.
The interview that we heard was 29 minutes.
So it's like half of the podcast is their intro pretty much.
It's not good.
And they started out, you know, they're very Christian, I mean, not very Christian.
They're very feminist, very proud of that.
But then they started out by making fun of an evangelical Christian woman who's 60 years
old and never got married.
And they're kind of like age-shaming her and like, which sounds a little unfeinuous to me,
you know, like I thought we were supposed to be championing women
who never get married. You know what I mean?
Chrissy, you set me up again. And I specifically remember this one
woman was like 60 years old, like literally 60.
Like literally 60 years old. Like yeah, it turned 60.
What are you talking about?
The way they said that,
you didn't know people turned 60?
Is this news to you?
I guess where they live in New York,
everyone's 24.
Aren't supposed to be anti-patriarchy?
They should be cheering this woman on
for never getting married.
You would think.
You would think,
but I think they're a little confused in their would think, but I think they're a little confused
in their own belief system, wouldn't you?
I think they're a little confused.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, that.
It's off the bat, you can tell free abortions
are, is everyone's number one concern?
Yeah.
Which is like, you know, I agree.
Why not stop there?
I think we should be unlimited free medical procedures
for everybody, you know?
Like I think I should be able to get free, lacic, you know, because it's my body and I didn't
choose to be in your size. If I want to have, it happened, if I want to have the penis
size of a normal man, just a normal man, not even like a big penis, it's like a normal.
I have to pay for that myself. It's not what kind of country do we live at? It's not fair.
That kind of, it happened to you almost like a rape, you know, it's not your fault.
Yes, the government trump.
This is Trump's fault.
It really is Trump's fault, you know.
Do you know, are you still there?
Because I haven't heard you talking like 37 seconds and I'm scared.
You know, I started reading the chat board and take it off and put my face back up because
I was giggling at everyone.
They're very good, you're less than theirs. I was like, oh, that's good. It's great.
Anyway, go on. But I am listening. And and Chrissy, Chrissy underscores the fact perfectly
of the cancel culture because Chrissy came on our show. I don't know if she's told you
this before after Kate's abysmal thing and started, you know, just poking harmless
fun that are like we all do. And she's like, and she's sending Chrissy messages like,
if you do their show again, I'll make sure you never work again. How are we the
people that polarized everyone? Yeah, she was so threatening to me. Like, I don't know,
I should just post them one day. The message is. And like, oh, you know, they telling me
not to, not to like go on compound media. I don't know why you go on compound media.
They don't support you. Like, I always love and strangers tell me like what I'm about
or should associate with.
So thank you for bringing that up.
I want to point out the reason why we have both Gino
and Chrissy on the show is because yes,
Chrissy went on and did an impression of Kate
on In Hot Water.
She's so funny.
They have no sense of humor about themselves.
They could not take it.
And this was turned into, you know,
Chrissy is trying to get people to rape me.
It's like, wait,
because she was making a joke at a show.
What are you talking about?
It's encouraging rape threats because I went on
and dressed in tin foil trying to be like the personified
non-threatening version of this railroad spike,
which one of the Twitter fans, one of the Twitter fans was like,
hey, she's real uptight.
She could use a railroad spike in the keyster.
And then I believe you introduced yourself
as spike the non-sexuality threat to railroad spike.
I believe that was your name.
Very anti-rape.
And I went on as that character to vocalize those beliefs.
And guess what?
They don't care.
They just look at the
screenshots and they go, Chrissy's a raping railroad spike. She's the worst. Let's cancel her.
I just realized I'm just doing an ad for in hot water. That's all this podcast is today.
We're just promoting in hot water. I've got bound media. I'm fine with that.
This this podcast taught me a lot. they did interrupt their guests so so so much
I agree with you on that curl and also this podcast reminded me how boring politics really is
Trump truly loses. I'm really gonna miss him because he is somebody who made
all of this boring stuff sound so interesting and
And I was I too was confused to see that this podcast is categorized as a comedy podcast
because they're not funny enough to be a comedy podcast and they're also not smart enough
to be a politics podcast.
Yeah.
So they're kind of caught in the middle.
Yeah, they're almost, they're talking about, they're both ads there.
It's almost like, and this is a phrase I've been using for ages.
It's my phrase I coined the term.
It's almost like they live in an echo chamber, Christy.
It's almost like, they love hearing themselves talk and the more they talk, you know,
and I'll tell you, I don't know if you'll listen to the beginning. It was like they were shot out of a
cannon, my line. And, uh, oh, wait, she was, was she listening to all the time. You literally
get it. But I mean it, like you nailed it. It's, it's, it's an echo and the more one talk,
the more it's like, yeah,
now let me talk.
People love hearing us talk.
No one gives a shit.
It's the old auto and George.
If you ever hear a clip, the rest is sold
when auto would talk George the puppet.
He didn't interrupt himself saying, who gives a shit?
Who gives a shit?
And it was never not funny.
It was never not funny. It was never not funny.
All right.
I also noticed they're very vulgar for no reason.
Like vulgar in that sort of open mic way,
where you're just broadcasting to everybody
how cool and edgy you are.
It's like vulgar and cursing, but with like,
you know what I mean? It doesn't make sense.
It's not like they're punctuating in a way
that adds to what they're saying. It's just like, it very much reminds me of like that brand new
open micer who's just like trying to communicate. Because what they're doing is their NPR or their
MSNBC, they're these super far left. And when you're like a super far left, you'll be sophisticated
and learned and educated. And instead, they're going on there and just talking about
like you said the most vulgar shit which is funny for trying to joke but they're
not even trying to make jokes it's not a kind of like by the way I wasn't
reading the chat board again and looking at a picture of Kate Willis bag of
Schmidt posted saying this bitch thinks she's gonna be raped I wasn't looking at
I'm looking at that right now.
I'm paying attention to you.
I should have never told Gido that there was a live chat
going on.
Hey guys, stop jiggling car keys in front of me.
I like Carl.
I like you.
I like that you isolated the clip.
And I actually listened to their most recent episode
that they recorded on Wednesday.
I did do.
It's like their election recap.
It's so funny.
They're so befuddled.
They can't understand why anyone likes Trump.
And it's like, at this point, it's more than half of the country who like Trump.
Like he, he won, I have what, maybe millions more.
It's not, it's not more than half because if he won the popular vote, daddy would have won
400 bucks on my bookie.
But he won even more votes than he got in 2016 and like listening at their B. Wildermann
and they just they can't even understand like you and I all of us we can understand why
people like Biden and why people voted for him like we can understand.
People are into socialism.
We can understand why people were for Bernie, but the fact that they can't even understand
why people like Trump Bernie, but the fact that they can't even understand why people like Trump
just shows how crazy it's that it shows that they shouldn't have a political show because if you
need to be able to argue both sides of something in order to argue it correctly. If you don't understand
why someone would be pro-life or you don't understand why someone would vote for Trump,
they don't have a political show. Just be crazy. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Just talk to your friends.
It's talking about your crazy bullshit.
All right.
Let's go to politics.
Yeah.
Because I'm gonna piss people off.
The subreddit's gonna let me know.
It's too much politics going on today.
Oh, you mean you mean a reddit threat?
It's gonna say something disparaging about you?
Possibly.
You sure?
It's possible.
You sure?
I mentioned.
I mentioned Hoverbinds Laptop last week.
And holy shit, people fucking fucking watch their shit over it
It's like I
Can understand people being like like even four years ago somebody not understanding but like honestly in 2020
If you haven't educated yourself even a little bit about the other side. It's like
Exactly, you're just keeping your head in the stand. Well, they're above it. I think Geno talked about it before.
You beat me to it. I was going to say it's beneath them.
It's beneath them.
It's beneath them.
These people are so stupid.
Why would they even try to understand what their thought prices says?
They're idiots. That's what they think.
Funny, because like they, and it was interesting to hear them.
Okay, they take it to do with like parts of the Democratic Party that are like the
elitists, like the really rich
Basically white people that want to go back to brunch, but that that's kind of like essentially them because
Like if you're not if you don't understand like Republicans right now
You don't understand like populism and Trump like that's the true party the working people right now
And if you're not
Understanding that then you kind of are like with the rich white people
who just want to get back to brunch.
No shit, you're all right.
No shit.
Now to Chrissy, all right, let's talk real quick about,
I saw Kate on Stephen Colbert and it was her network debut
and she does her stand-up comedy routine
because these are comedians.
I don't know if we talked about that yet.
It's unbelievable. All right, so this is the first show.
Yeah, they identify.
They identify.
They identify.
They identify its comedians.
This is the first show.
This is what she decided would be a good opener for her.
And it gives you a good sense of where this is going.
Hey, everybody.
I'm really excited to be here.
So I've been trying to stop dating immature guys.
I moved to the top of a hill so that it would be harder to skateboard up there. So I've been trying to stop dating immature guys.
I moved to the top of a hill
so that it would be harder to skateboard up there.
I'm not a saint of comedian.
You guys both are thoughts.
Do you move to the top of a hill?
Yeah.
To date that I'll get it.
I'm gonna do the immature guy skateboard.
Ugh.
I mean, if you're on cold air, I would think you should really like bring it.
You're bring your all, you know,
Oh, so you think you'd start with a funny joke?
What you're saying?
I mean,
I would.
I would.
She's
Steve.
All right.
What it is.
I was.
Do you know, maybe she's saving all her killer material for the middle or the end.
You know,
she says they're killing material for her ex-boyfriend and hung himself or fucking choke the death on his own vomit. She's a cancer decommity and when people said
they were like, that's the crafter. On the top of a hill, throw yourself off the top of a hill.
Stop it. All right, I have an example here of, so now she's getting into her act a little bit.
And I'll give her credit. She has good timing. She paces things while she knows how to tell a joke.
She knows how to structure a joke.
This is kept your dress on.
She kept it to the very good.
She's doing great.
I don't know if you know this, Carl,
but the secret of comedy is timing.
Say it again.
Forget it.
The secret of comedy is,
and then you pause and say timing.
You can mute that out later.
No, no, no. I'm familiar with that joke.
Unfortunately, you just cut out of the wrong time.
All right.
Ask me what the secret of comedy is.
We'll do it the other way.
All right.
Gino, what do you think the secret of comedy is?
Tell me!
Oh, you got me.
It works better.
It works better the other way.
Speaking of really standard jokes,
this one is so obvious.
But, you know, she put it in her act, so what what are you gonna do? I think that shaming promiscuous women is a very big problem in our culture and a lot of it is coming from my mom
Who didn't see that one coming
This would be so great if she were 23 years old, but she's like a grown-up
Wait, this one is not 23 years old. Did you hear Chrissy?
You listen to the latest episode.
It was so funny.
So there's after the election,
they're talking about the post election fallout.
And I think it was Kate asked Julia,
how's your family doing?
And Julia's answer was,
my dad is doing like this, my mom is doing like that.
I'm like, these are adults.
How is your family me?
Tell your parents doing?
You would think you would be your happy-
You would think you're a happy-
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You would think you're happy- You would think you're happy-
You would think you're happy-
You would think you're happy- You would think you're happy- You would think you're happy- You would think you're happy- You would think you're happy- You would think you're happy- You would think you're happy- You would think you're happy- You would think you're happy- You would think you're happy- You would think you're happy- I was like, who are these fucking people? They're supposed to be adults. I thought they were 18, but apparently they're 30s, who knew?
And by the way, Julia carries this whole podcast.
Like, you can tell that she's, I don't know,
the brains or like, it was her idea just by like,
how it's run and, you know.
By brains, you mean the slightly less self-centered cunt,
but I think brains are better way to put it.
That's what the fun is. But you know, maybe if I listen to more episodes, maybe they'll equalunt, but I think I'm ready to better way to put it. Maybe if I listen to more episodes,
maybe they'll equal out, but
the bottom line is, I'm sorry, Chris,
I talked over you.
What were you saying?
That's okay.
I'm speaking.
I'm speaking.
This is what I don't understand
because I was very much suffering
from the feminism disease when I was
in college, right out of college.
But it's like, if you get to be like in your mid 30s and you're still singing this song,
it's wacky to me because it's like, I've never had an abortion just like I don't have diabetes,
just like I, you know, I don't have obesity, just like I don't have a retarded kid.
So it's like these aren't causes that I'm championing because I just it's not part of my
life. So then when I see and hear so many like girls in their late mid to late 30s like still singing
the abortion the free abortion song. I'm like I'm like either you're getting a like a lot of abortions
or you just like I don't know haven't moved on and you're do you know what I'm trying to say like it
seems like I really almost kind of soft moroc thing
to be passionate about.
Well, it's almost like, and before I bring up this point,
let me say that's the first time I've ever heard someone wink
over the phone when you said you never had an abortion.
I really haven't.
It's all that, too.
Yeah, right?
It's almost like I'm trying to think you said it.
Oh, yeah, I fucking did.
Like she has no fucking desire to make people laugh, but she's like, you know what? Everyone's really like I'm trying to think who said it. Oh, yeah, I fucking did. Like she has no
fucking desire to make people laugh. But she's like, you know what? Everyone's really into fucking
abortion right now because everything that's going on tired, it's a tired. Everyone is talking
about it with like all the Supreme Court justice and stuff. That's what I'll talk about. You don't
give a fuck about it. You don't, but you have to talk about it because that's what you think
common is. Talking about what people want to hear, not what you want to say. She is a, why are we talking? She's a terrible person.
I'm going to say this, take this sound, but Kate Willett is a self-centered, terrible person that
doesn't care about making people laugh. And when you call her a comedian, it's an insult. It's an
insult. When I call her a cunt, that's a description. That's a generalization. When you call her a
comedian, you hurt me as a person.
True, they're not, they don't seem to be having a really
good time on this podcast.
They don't, they're not making each other laugh.
Like, it sounds happy.
Every time it's like you said, every time, how are you?
It's like, it's like, I don't know.
Maybe don't, don't record on a day when you're suicidal.
You know, you know what it's so funny when you're suicidal. You know what I mean?
It's so funny.
I'm sorry, it's so funny.
I was like, I want to step into the layers.
It's almost like the sign felt when Wattley the dentist converts to Judaism and he goes to
the priest who's like, I'm very concerned.
He's like, I'm offended as a Jew, as a comedian.
It's like, he's doing it for the jokes.
He's like, he's a doctor. What was the line?
He's like he's a doctor now. He's a Jew. He's like if he gets holy citizenship, you'll have a trifecta
It's insane that people call this woman a comedian. It offends me because that every time you call it a comedian
you validate what what is becoming of comedy
It loses his wins. Yeah, And Angel fucking drops into fucking hell.
You said it, Carl.
Do you remember laughter?
No, it's laughter now.
It's laughter.
Oh, that's clever.
That's yes, I don't like abortion.
Yes, Hitler was evil.
Now I'm winking over a phone.
All right.
So you know that at the end of your segment when you're on a late night show, you get a
plug for yourself.
So I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don do? No, I don't, I don't know.
You know what I'm gonna tell people?
Chrissy, were you with her?
Chrissy, did you know that?
I don't have any experience in this realm, so yeah.
Next thing you do is gonna be like,
I don't know if you know this,
but the end of the week when you have a job,
you get a paycheck.
Ooh, look at me.
Look at me, I'm Carl and I've done stuff anyway.
All right, I do know that Carl.
I tripled all over Chrissy's setup to her punch wise. So your tripling over me trying to set up a clip that I'm gonna play. I get it. I see what's going on here. I see how this works.
I see the triple guys.
The triple punch.
No one's gonna accuse of having good chemistry when this is all set and done. That's for sure.
So at the end of this, Stephen Colbert gives her a plug and I couldn't believe this is the thing that she's promoting
Could you imagine you just saw her a stand-up comedian on a show. Oh, she has a podcast. We should I like stand up
I like a comedy. Let's check out what her podcast is
Fucking brutal. Oh, oh shit
gas as blah blah blah. It's fucking brutal. Oh shit. So I was like, I was like,
I called bear and you're like, wow, this girl doesn't even have one show coming up.
Okay.
Yeah, it's a good point to bear underscore just what garbage has become a
late night when he went on. He's, he's awful. Let me make a prediction.
Geno's picks. By the way, follow my Geno's picks. I'll put the link in the chat
later. You want a prediction? He's done. You know, okay, by the way, follow my genos picks. I'll put the link in the chat later.
You want a prediction?
He's done.
You know, okay, when they hired
him and feel free, when they
hired him, I lost my mind
because that was back when I
thought I was relevant and I
should have a talk show, but
I love my show right now.
Thank God.
Everything works out.
But he replaced
Letterman and Letterman was
the last great talk show host.
I don't think anyone would
argue that.
He really was back when it
was a different game.
And you were playing. It wasn't a peto, which is great. And then you'll place him with Stephen Colbert, who let me tell
you, I said, you know, he played a character. He played the character on the Colbert
report. And he's going to plan himself. They're like, yeah, this will be different. No,
you're just hiring because he's popular, not because he's talented. And you basically
gave the best seat in all late night TV to a guy that technically has never hosted a late night show.
Because he never was himself. And now, I don't know if you know this, the show's not now, but when it
first started, it sucked because, oh yeah, he sucks. It's almost like a syllogism. He sucks a giant
dick. Sorry, Chris, he didn't mean to bring up the prompt. And now, he fucking suddenly got famous.
He got ratings because he would tear up our Trump. What's he gonna do now? What's he gonna do now?
He can't tear apart Trump watch him fucking flounder like the piece of garbage. He is
All right, good flight good. You know and
Chrissy I want you to hang in there with me because we're gonna talk about our my buddy Stutt Joe in a second
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All right, let's talk about, I was so excited that we had someone reach out to us.
Now, I put this out there a while ago,
watching Stuttering John as much as I have,
I said, who is really watching this and enjoying this show?
I know he has a lot of trolls that watch the show,
but obviously there's somebody who's actually watching it
and enjoying it, and I said,
if anybody is actually a fan of Stuttering John,
I will have you on the show as a guest to the show.
And somebody reached out to me.
First of all, let me play this clip
because John is actually bitching about the person
that we're about to hear from in this clip.
This is someone who does support John
with the, you know, he does the, is it superchats?
Oh, yeah.
So when he's on YouTube live,
you can put up five bucks,
ten bucks, and it's a superchat, and then
John gets the money, and then he reads your question.
And this was interesting.
But you know, to even like, you know,
what does that say about you guys?
I'm not saying they're all you guys,
but I'm saying about the people that are making it about them
when I'm trying to do a show here and get you people
the information.
And, and then I get you, it's unbelievable to me that people are making it about them.
It's not about you or you or you, it's about getting Joe Biden elected. That's what this is about.
Not about me. Oh, he's talking to himself. All right. So there is someone specifically he's talking about there and that is our friend Heather W.
Heather W there. Hey, yeah. Hey, what is happening Heather W so excited to talk to you. I'm kind of bummed
I thought this is a video thing. I put on all my makeup everything. Wow
You're wearing yeah, do it slowly
You're wearing. Yeah, but do it slowly.
Hi everybody. So oh yeah, hello, the reason why we have Heather on here is because
Heather has been a longtime supporter of Stuttering John. She's a fan of the show, but she has recently flipped on it. She has decided she is no longer going to support
Stuttering John. Why is that, Heather? What was the epiphany that happened for you?
Well, how many hours do you have?
Hey, what's up everybody?
It's Carol from the next day.
I have to break in right here because this is what just happened.
I had the show all ready to go with the full Heather W.
interview.
It was awesome.
There are revelations made that would blow you away. The people
are discord who are listening live. No one I'm talking about. I get a note. I have to
take it out of the episode. And I'm not exaggerating here. John and his goons are threatening
this woman. They're threatening her with legal as well as with violence. And if you're
still on team John,
if anyone out there is on team Senator John,
what are you doing?
This guy is a goon.
And unfortunately, I have to take this interview
out of this podcast.
Now, that's not to say it might not show up somewhere
behind a paywall where people like John can't get at it,
but I have to take it out of this episode. So this is going to be a little bit awkward and you're going to hear
it referenced probably by Gino, but I just it sucks. It really does suck because
this was this was going to be big. But all right back to the show.
Heather, I apologize. I do have to move the show along. I really
appreciate coming on. Is there anything that you wanted to get out there
that you haven't said yet?
Well, just that I do wish John,
well, I think a lot of people have problems,
but I'm going to be ending that completely.
And I thank you guys for giving me the airtime.
And once again, apologies to Chrissy.
And I hope you all have a great time on social media crap.
Heather W. Thank you so much for coming on and perhaps we will talk again because you
have a lot to talk about and I appreciate you coming on.
Bye guys.
All right, take care.
Oh, it's a hoax.
Now, COVID is not a hoax.
Let me say that, but that will piss her off. But if you sit there,
like I call people that wear masks, faggots, and let me explain. And I've said this before,
I love gay people. They're great. I have no problem with them. I have nothing but love,
but the Catholic Church ages ago, I hate it. It still hates women and gays. And they used
to say gay people were born wrong and called them faggots.
And let me tell you right now,
if you think 99.9,
100% of the world should
wear a mask to say 0.04%,
you were born wrong and you're a
faggot and when a woman goes on,
that already had COVID and wants
everyone else to wear,
I can't be fucking bothered,
okay?
Okay, and I'm 51 and the thing I
love the y'all is, if you're
younger than me, you have a 99.99
percent chance of surviving if you get this. me, you have a 99.99% chance
of surviving if you get this.
So leave me the fuck alone, but that's what she does.
And that yeah, but burglar, more faggot talk.
Oh, sorry, I was still in the chat.
I was still in the chat because I was just saying.
You said you're side.
You should see these DMs that Heather has sent me
between her and John.
John is really a POS in every single way.
And I want to point out, the point of our show
is not to tear down John as a person.
The point of our show is to goof on podcasts.
The reason why we've gotten to this place
is because John threatened to break my legs.
It's so me, and I don't take kindly
to those types of threats.
So now we're talking about private deopsies having with people asking for challenge support
payments because he has no money.
Southern John is broke.
This is the fact that we have uncovered here at WTP.
Like Chris Hansen, I'm uncovering shit.
I it goes my he hates me because fucking the first time this is the story.
The first time I ever worked with them.
Uh, well, I'd met him before and then I'm doing a show with already at the Nokia Center in LA, right?
And I bump into him and, you know, he's on the show because already such a nice fucking
guy already lying, of course. And I say, hey, John, how you doing? He's like, who are you?
And I don't care that you don't know me, but it's the way he said, I'm like, you know what,
Scott, we met a couple of times. He's like, oh, Mike. So I try to be nice. This is after
they shot a little bit into the back room of the tonight show because the only reason
fucking what you're gonna call it, Leno took him is because rather than fucking try and
get young viewers, he thought he'd get the edgy ones by bringing. So he does, he's so,
he's so oblivious to quote for fucking movie. He's so obtuse to how untowent it is.
He's like, ah, you know, now I'm just doing comedy and that, that always gets me.
Fucking Anthony Kumya says it perfectly.
It must drive actual comedians like you guys crazy to know that famous people are like,
they look at comedy like the life raft on the fucking Titanic.
Well, I can always get that if things don't go well.
Yeah, he's like literally, he's like screaming from St. by the Bell.
It's like, oh, you guys know my name?
Now I'm coming to your comedy club. Yeah, Jeremy Piven and he literally is like, he's like scream some say by the bell to go you guys know my name now I'm coming to your comedy club. Yeah Jeremy Piven and he literally is like he's
like I'm doing a comedy now I'm like oh my god. So we do the show and it's such a layup
because it's already lying. It's the you know the the Nokia center but the smaller one
but it's still huge like 2,000,000 people and we it's literally five minutes each and
it's a tag team. So I go up and I bring up Dean Del Rey, Dean Del Rey goes up.
And he brings up Suddering John Suddering John goes up
and he brings up Arty.
So I go up five minutes and I kill.
Let me explain what that means.
I could have said Arty Lang is coming out in a few minutes
for five straight minutes and they would have went nuts.
You know what I mean?
Arty Lang stand up shows before it's chaos.
Yeah.
And they know me from the podcast.
I used to do the already quitter podcast.
So it's so everything I say like I just, you know, I'm playing playing with house money
but and I do great.
Okay, handed off to Dean Del Rey who they don't know and they're in such a great mood
and they know we're only do and he crushes.
So don't John goes out there and stinks up the room.
He's not funny too.
He literally played his cell phone.
He thought it'd be funny. And if you weren't of two, you would know 99% of the people went there to shit on you and
1% went because, you know, that's stuttering, John. So he bombed so badly. He walks off state
out bringing up party. He gets to the side. Darni's looking, I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?
And he goes back and he brings up party. Then fastward to a year later, a year later. And we've said this about comedy
so many times, like, like, I love, I love, you know, like, I'll say, like, I do well 99%
of the time, I better, this is my job. But when I have a bomb set and the shit I talk about
it happens, you can listen to a clip from, from Tuesdays with tourists from a month ago,
when me and Aaron Berg, my co-host, Ron some show in Bushwickwick, Brooklyn, they hated me and we were losing our mind laughing about it.
And I'll remember it forever.
It was so much fun, right?
I'm doing jokes about the Holocaust and some uptight white chick goes, get off the stage
and boo.
And she goes, and I say to her, I'm like, if you say get off the stage one more time,
I will.
And then I waited to be and said, tell three Holocaust jokes.
And she was halfway through get off this.
And I did. At any rate. So we bombed a year later, I'm doing the art equator podcast.
He shows up. And I'm like, Hey, Jen, he's like, who are you? And I'm like, that's it. That's
it. And he's any starts making excuses of how he didn't bomb how people were talking.
So every time on that fucking podcast, he's like, I was on, you know, what he does? He's
like, when I was on the tonight show, I would interrupt him and say, you were on the tonight show
and he would get mad and I get it like five or six times.
So easy.
It's so easy to fuck with them.
Yeah, because he's, and then one time he goes, I go, you were on the tonight show, he
goes, yeah, what the fuck were you on?
And I go, nothing, but you were on the tonight show and he never forgot it.
And he's such a disingenuous piece of shit.
And that's all I've ever, and then when I went to compound media fucking, you know, fucking Anthony
was still friends with him. And I'm like, he's a piece of shit. And he's like, I'm like trust me. And then he turned and he, he fucking just doubles. He said to fucking, he said, he said, what was the
lies? Like, I was supposed to be the host, the co-host on compound media. No, you weren't. You were never in the conversation. He fucking calls out Arty saying he stole it from me, not
to take it. I talked to keep the cop fucking months before when he said, it's like we're
thinking to bring in a co-host either, either, uh, either Arty or, uh, either Arty or,
you know, OPI and, and that was it. But he lies and he just sits there and believes his
own fucking lies. And, and I mean, you'd have to be a stupid, country believes COVID everyone should wear a mask to ever
think, entertain the idea of fucking them. That's a call back to that broader talk for
20 fucking minutes just now. Although it's only five, I'm sure you'll edit down that
dizzy bitch. Anyway, that's my thoughts on Stuttering John, which is a perfect segue
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when he says this. Opie will be on Thursday at beer on the balcony. So I'm just telling you,
subscribe to my Patreon last week, beer on the balcony. I featured Steven Grillo.
Oh, Opie is going to be on beer on the balcony now. As you probably know,
because you're a big fan of Southern John, as you just stated. When he does his beer on the
balcony shows, that's for Patreon
supporters only of which I believe
there's about 15.
So quit bragging.
Sure.
So if you want to hear beer on the
balcony, you have to give him five bucks
a month.
Oh, except for the fact he doesn't
know how to make a video on YouTube
private.
He makes them all public.
So it's readily available for anyone to watch
Love I didn't realize that was why it was so easy to get to yes
That's why I sent you that link and I was like I recorded it right away
Just in case he realized that it was public, but he didn't it's still up there. He's a fucking idiot
So this is him introducing OP OP comes on the show. Did you watch this video, Gino? I watched it twice. It was so, you know, because he's terrible. And remember, like I watched
it and I texted you and you're like, let's not talk about it. So the show I'm like,
I don't give him enough credit. I couldn't stop laughing at him. Then I listened to the
reply guys. I'm like, Oh no, she's just terrible on every level. And then I went back and
I was listening to it this morning, cracking the fuck up again. That was when I called the, you know, they never, my son didn't have
to be a celebrity. Yeah, you keep asking to be one and you're not, you fucking idiot.
So yeah, I, I dabbled in it. This is, this was amazing because this is John on his
balcony in sunny LA. And OP is in his Zen room. He calls, with Candle's lit. He looks like a Sith Master.
He looks like a villain from Star Wars.
In this video, there's very little light coming on him.
His hair is all long and shaggy.
Brags about how he hasn't gotten a haircut since March.
This is a multi-millionaire we're talking about.
So this is John introducing OPE,
and this couldn't be a funnier introduction.
I mean, if I had hoped we had my show, I wouldn't think to do this. This is John introducing OP and this couldn't be a funnier introduction. I mean, if I had opened my show, I wouldn't think to do this.
This is so funny.
Soon we will find out.
When we talk to my next guest, uh, uh, uh, host or co-host of the OP and Anthony podcast,
ladies and gentlemen say, uh, he's a dipshit.
Greg, you're looking dipshit.
What do you mean the co-host of the opian Anthony podcast?
What's wrong with you, Sturrin?
John?
Well, I don't know how you say the host or the co-host.
I don't know.
I'm not with Anthony anymore.
Epic sale.
Open still didn't, or John still didn't get it.
It's like, well, what did I say, Rog?
All he wanted to do was bring opion to trash Anthony Cumia.
That was the only point of the show.
They do over an hour.
They talk about Anthony Cubia.
And he doesn't realize that there's no such thing
as the Opion Anthony podcast.
That was impossible.
Yeah, it was never a podcast.
So he was dumb to say he's the host of Opion Anthony,
but that wasn't wrong enough.
He added podcast.
Yes.
It'd be like saying,
Adono Trump just got elected president of Cambodia.
No, neither, no.
So later on in the show, near the end,
John makes it very clear he does not listen to OP show
and OP gets offended by this.
And who would you, you know, who's your co-host now?
Is it, is it a bubble?
No, it's not bubble? I'm on tweet and be that you know you know my podcast that's hilarious
Nobody this is your podcast. I'm just a fence
Nobody listen to your podcast
Geno I can apologize in advance. I have a million clips from the show because there was nothing
They didn't there was nothing I couldn't apologize in advance. I have a million clips from the show because there was nothing that didn't... There was nothing that couldn't clip from the show.
I, uh, let me...
I understand because I'm like,
let me take a note when he said something funny.
I'm like, let me take a note after three minutes
of trying to, like, switch over from my phone
to write it down and like,
there's too much.
I'll just have to wing it
because there's too fucking much.
Did you get the clip of when he called him, Ant?
Yep, I got ready to...
And then said, OB.
Yep, here it is.
And, uh, OB, is there any way that you could turn any light on?
Cause you're very dog.
What a dummy.
That was where the gate.
He's got the end of the brain.
These are two nobodies.
He's trying to fucking neg him.
These are two nobodies.
Like, let me just,
could you turn them through?
I like it dark.
It's like, I don't care enough about your podcast. You're not winning. You're not winning the battle
of fucking, it's like, it's like winning Alaska. You're not trying to get three electoral votes
here. You're done. No one gives a fuck. Oh, you got him. You're definitely the alpha dog here,
dude. You're ready for the understatement of the, of the year right here from OP. Yeah.
You know, I've moved on with my life and my career and I really enjoy what I do now.
I'm not as successful.
I don't make as much money.
But oh, you think you're not as successful as you were when you were the host of a national
radio show?
Oh my God.
Like this is what they do.
It's like, well, I'm going to be honest with you.
They act like it's a path.
They've chosen.
Right. I mean, it's like, well, you know, I'm really, really because it's like well, I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah, they act like it's a path. They've chosen right I mean, it's like well, you know, I'm really really because it seems like you fucking
You're so insecure you pushed everyone away from you
You know, I love the part when he when he says uh, yeah, it was my idea to hire Jim Norton
No, it wasn't. Oh, just stop it. Just fucking stop real quick before we move on from that clip that I just played
I want to zoom in He says the word career
He's talking about his career and listen to the cognitive dissonance happening as had he realizes
He does not have a career anymore and it's a brain and he stops talking for a minute
I like in my career and I
Know my career I don't have a career
He doesn't have advertisers anymore.
He's just doing a Facebook live show and then putting it out as if it were a podcast.
He's another one that, oh my god, he goes, like, this is what they, it ties back into the
thing I'm saying about Kate, they live a lie, they believe their lies, they, what's the
word to use?
Echo chamber.
And he literally says, he's like, when he's talking to, he's like, yeah, he's like, I really face it back.
I'm enjoying the pot. No one listens to the podcast. No one does.
No one does. No one does.
He's just there to say, we have this guest. Like, oh, they want me to do the old ones with
God bless them. Diaz and fucking God for giving. I can't remember the two guys the best
way. It's just too hard to dig them up and put them. There's not more digging up. Stop it. No one cares. No one cares. It was you just flailing it.
Let me bring in guests and people that, you know, will make the podcast look relevant.
It didn't. It didn't. The talent there. It's no question. We're Jimmy and Anthony, not
necessarily in that order. If you asked Jimmy or Anthony, it's just sad that this is
what they do.
It's like, well, I'm just going to put out a pot. Why?
Well, the sad part is is because podcasting has leveled the playing field.
Yes, if you have a celebrity name, you're going to get more listeners out of the gate.
And I think OP, OP debut at like number two.
So out of the gate, OP radio people are listening to it.
It has steadily fallen, well, actually, it's quickly fallen since that because people
heard the content and why this is not for me. But what's so funny is
that OP is doing John show because he's hoping to get more listeners from it. Now I don't
know if OP realizes that beer on the balcony is supposed to be for a dozen people at most,
but he says this at the end of the interview.
And I'm gonna check the numbers to see if my numbers go up after this. You son of a bitch.
I can't wait to thank so much for that. I really appreciate it. It's been a great. It's at the very end of the show. I'm gonna
check see if my numbers go up. Guess what, OP? They won't. Nobody is checking out
Suddering Johnny going, oh, who's this interesting fellow he's interviewing this week.
So how that works at all. All right, let's get into the Anthony talk. By the way, and he never does fix the lighting.
He never does.
No, he doesn't.
I mean, it should be called, this podcast should be called Ghost Stories,
because it looks like he's telling one, and that's what their careers are.
It's like, it's awful.
And by the way, you have to suffer the best,
even funnier than all this insanity is the first five minutes
when he's literally talking with his fucking headset plugged in through the mic
It's like what did watch the listen to an hour and a half of this thank god that stop
I have that too
Somebody tells him in because he's looking at YouTube live and people are chatting and somebody tells him his audio sucks
And as immediate responses to disagree with them
and is immediate response to disagree with them. Here's everybody's part of the audio.
This is always my copy of the audio.
I don't know how to be any different.
Said he realizes right away that he's wrong.
Hold on.
I'll tell you what's going on.
Sorry about that.
All right, now we should be fixed.
So it's funny that his first instinct is that he's the one who's right.
What has ever happened?
He has not even worked as equipment at all.
It made it as much as you it was so grating to listen.
You were a little disappointed that he found out how to fix it.
I was a little disappointed.
Just a little bit. It would have been more fun.
I'm just not an idea. I was a little disappointed.
All right, so the only thing John wants to talk to Obi-Wan is Anthony Cumia.
So let's get into that.
You know, most people that get trashed by him, they honestly don't know why it's such an
avalanche of hate and abuse.
Yep.
Look, this is how, this is how weird it was.
I did Anthony show.
Yeah.
Like I always did.
Yeah.
And then he came to my stand-up did. Yeah. And then he came to my standup show. Yeah. And my brother sat
right near him. Anthony was laughing the whole time. Yeah. Tells me I did a great job.
Goes back on the air and trashes me non-stop. And I was like, I couldn't believe it.
All right. So, Gino, I think you probably picked up on what I'm going to talk about here. And this is he said he laughed every single time.
Yeah, four fucking times in this podcast.
Yes.
And he didn't.
He didn't.
And and let me tell you, I believe the part where he goes up after the show and he's probably
like, watch you be John and be like, Hey, how was my set?
And you're asking me because I never laughed once incidentally, you know, but just ask
me, how's my set?
Gino, thanks so much for coming out to my show.
What do you think about my set tonight?
It was good, John.
Let's go get a drink at the bar.
That was really, yeah, let's go get a drink.
Yeah, that's what you would say.
Judges, every compliment is just someone being polite to him.
And he takes it as it is their word.
Like, will you put that in writing and sign it, please?
And whenever you're hanging in, and I don't know where this show was because
it wasn't at the seller. I mean, I guarantee I'm starting to realize he's lying about
even going on stage because there's no place John Stuttering John gets, I'm going to text
Anthony right now. There's no place in New York Stuttering John gets on stage. There's
not.
I think he was saying it was a governor's. Is that possible? Oh, that might be possible.
You're right.
I'm going to, but I'm going to text him.
So go on.
Okay.
But yeah, that's the thing.
It's like, but he keeps saying he says it four times.
It's like, the understand, let me tell you what I just said.
I just said, yeah, I do really well, but I got to tell you about the story.
I told you a story about where I bombed on stage.
And it's fucking funny.
Imagine what watches.
I asked me what I'm doing tonight.
Ask what I'm doing tonight. What do you do tonight, Gina? I got a show. I'm going to do great. It's going it's fucking funny. Imagine what watches. I asked me what I'm doing tonight.
Ask what I'm doing tonight.
What do you do with tonight, Gina?
I get a show I'm gonna do great.
It's gonna be so funny.
I did a show at this place a couple months ago
and they love me, it was hilarious.
It was, I'm so funny.
And the guy called me up and who cares?
Yeah, you said,
You're not real sure of yourself.
What do you have to keep repeating
how amazing you are all the time?
Yeah.
I have another example of this.
He's talking to Opia about when he left
the Howard Stern show.
Howard took him aside and said,
you know what, John, I wish I had kept you.
I should have put you in the Jackie chair.
Oh my God, I wanted to reach it.
What a lie.
And I'm sorry, that was gauley.
But this is like, it was gauley.
This is again, when someone's just trying to be polite, this is what you say to someone who's leaving.
I mean, people leave my company. I always have polite things. I'm never like, yeah, get the fuck out of here.
You know, it's always, oh, I'm so sorry to see you. Go, this sucks.
But let me tell you something about Howard. He's miserable offstage. Don't get back then. He was miserable.
So I'll tell you, I've never met him. So you can take this with the grain of salt,
but I can tell you everyone that's ever talked to him offstage. They don't say what an asshole. They're like, he's miserable. So I'll tell you, I've never met him. So you can take this with the grain of salt, but I can tell you everyone that's ever talked to him off stage. They don't say
what an asshole. They're like he's miserable.
Shouli says it all the time.
Florentine says it all the time.
Levy says it all the time. But suddenly, Stuttering John, who betrayed him in his mind, betrayed
Howard in his mind. Fucking betrayed him. He's gonna say that to him. That's a lie.
Howard doesn't, didn't even,
when Arty sat in the Jackie chair,
he didn't call it the Jackie chair.
He never wanted that to happen again.
He's like, I was already,
and then when Arty was gone,
he's like, we're done with that.
He doesn't even like the phrase Jackie chair.
Why would he use it?
It's a fucking lie.
Listen to Opie laugh out loud at John when he tells this story.
And he goes, you know, John, I'm not mad at you, but I should have, I should have put you in the Jackie
chair and, you know, I should have had you in the studio.
He's thinking of it as it goes along. I'm sorry. I'm not letting you play it about it.
I should have. Yeah.
And yeah, I apologize. I do have to play the part where Opie,
openly laughs at him for dying the star.
If you, I can give you three of the greatest compliments I've ever gotten in comedy.
And I could, I would fucking gush as I said them.
It would be like, and, uh, and, uh, but go on.
I apologize to the listeners. Go on.
No, you, you picked up on something that's key in that where he's not even sure what he's going to say when he starts saying it.
That's a really good point. I didn't even pick up on that. And I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going in that where he's not even sure what he's going to say when he starts saying it. That's a really good point. I
didn't even pick up on that. And I'm usually astute, but I got to pick up on that one. All right,
let's listen to this again. You know how you win the studio full time and he actually was feeling
bad about us. Yeah. Okay. And, and, and, and, and, oh, he goes, yeah, go, okay. Because- Oh, because- Yeah, okay.
Because-
Oh, my God.
Think about this, Cheeto.
In court of the Suttering John,
when he left to go on the Tonight Show,
Howard's term was like,
damn it, all I have is Arty Lang
in the Jackie chair,
and I could have had Suttering John.
Boy did I fuck up.
Like, no one's burning an Arty Lang in that chair.
No one, he still gets work because of what he did in that chair and he deserves it.
By the way, he was on the Apollo podcast.
People always ask me how he's doing and I would say, and I was right, and it wasn't like
a prediction, but it was so obvious.
He was holed up with his mother's mother's and old Italian brunch.
You're like, you're not hanging out with any of these fucking people.
You're coming on with me and he's doing great.
So that was good to hear. But that's what goes on.
Like, already is what we talk about.
Like unlucky, because I have an addictive personality,
but already is such a slave to comedy.
All he worries about is the next show,
at his own peril in a way.
You know what I mean?
I was gonna bring that up.
It was great to hear,
already on Thursday was on Nick Topalo show.
Arti's doing well, but yeah, he's following the program. He's just trying to stay sober.
He claims he's two years sober, which I for some reason kind of believe, which is hard
because he's always lied about that. But you see what he's doing really well. And apparently
his show is coming back. They have a new platform that they're going to be launching. So that's
exciting because actually the last podcast that already was doing halfway house was really
good. And now there's a two part with Anthony on there. But he was trying to think it was
episode four. It was me. It was also on that way. He literally he literally said that's
it. He's like, look, I want to go on the first week. It'll be like a home game. I'm like,
oh, let me say it again. He said, I want to go on the first week. Wait, he paid you a compliment.
Let's talk about that for half an hour.
He did.
He did.
Here's some of the compliment.
I'll tell you, Chris E. Mayor and Kevin and Browse
get another great young comedian.
When they first started their podcast,
both of them basically said,
can you do the first show?
It'll be so easy.
Oh, shut the fuck up.
That's enough.
That's enough with you complimenting yourself.
That's all we do here, G.
Now, we're not here to talk about great we are. We're talking about talk about shitty other people are
That's the point of this. They understand like you remember these things and they come up in conversation
It's not like you steer it that way and you say, oh trust me. I have so few compliments. There's no us
I've got all five fucking memorized Carl. I know them by heart. I watched you on Chrissy's very first show and we made fun of it here on WT
But that's beside the point. That's not what we're talking to you. You actually made fun of her more than me
And I'm like are they making fun of me like I think they're on my side. Oh
We love you Gino. Oh, and you called out in hot water and you said you're like it's a dumb show
But we love it. It was dude. I see the compliment and everything. Maybe these weren't compliments.
But go on, dude, I love it.
That's perfect.
If you think everything's up, say, is a compliment,
that we're gonna get a lot of famously.
This is working out very well.
Yeah, we're doing well.
All right, this is great because, as you know,
John does a political show.
Right.
Yeah, why?
He's terrible at it. So why? It's almost like it's almost like that's what's
popular. So he did a political show. It's almost like he couldn't do a show on real estate after
he quit it. I can't even these people are insane. Go on, buddy. So he starts to talk to OP, who is
OP's politics are bizarre. He has no stance on anything when he gets into politics
is always hilarious.
And yet, OP is better at talking about politics
than Stuttering John is.
I don't believe Biden's gonna make my life any better,
but more importantly, people that count on a politician
making their lives better.
I don't see Joe Biden moving the needle much.
These guys don't move the needle much in the end.
You know, I think it's gonna be pretty much the same old same old.
I mean, he's a career politician down there watching TV set 47 fucking years at this.
He just shit all over, sitting in John's entire format of his show.
John's format is like, this is the most important thing that we have to get Trump out.
We have to get Biden in.
This is important thing in the world.
Well, because do you really think who's president matters that much?
It doesn't.
Like, what do you say?
Yeah.
Which was great, because John loses his mind.
I mean, is he going to figure out the, you know, the healthcare issue in America?
Is he going to be able to figure out the tax-dolling?
Is he going to figure out, you really believe all this?
That finally we got a president that's going to do right by the people.
My God.
Really. Oh, so fucking glorious. this. That finally we got a president that's gonna do right by the people. My god. Really?
Open one.
So fucking glory.
So much.
John Zero.
That's unbelievable.
It's you're getting bested by OP in a political conversation.
So, during John is being fooled by all these fucking media outlets.
They're like the most important thing in the world is who's president.
Why?
Why would that be the most important thing in the world?
I just live my life every day without the president affecting me in any single fucking way.
You idiots.
I know that he thinks that maybe the reason why Anthony Kumia is
Trashing him, the word he uses over and over again, he's trashing me.
He's trashing me. I can't believe he's trashing me.
It's maybe because they have different political views.
He asks me, yeah, go on, Gino.
It's his galling lack of talent.
It's how he turns.
He turns on. He turned
on Anthony. Like we, Anthony even like later on the show, he's like, it's like I can't
remember the last time I was on. Yeah, you can. You remember it vividly because they even
had me come in to just shit all over him. Like, and he's like, I think it was that you know
exactly when it was. And he's like, and I had to cancel because of this. No, no one asked
you to be on. It's like and I had to cancel because of this no no one asked you to be on
Chrissy the reason why you're muted you told me your your phone was
Chrissy wait let's let's listen. All right. Let's listen to her. Frank
How much did you hear I'm paying way too much attention to the chat today. It's really fucking
I thought your phone was dying Chrissy. That's why we let you go
I was dying and then I came back in the car to charge it now. I'm back baby. Did you have a comment about this
Suttering John OP debacle by the way, this was a super bowl for wattp
Suttering John and open together on piss we're three hours into the show already, because I have so much to talk about.
It's a lot.
So what happened, Southern John was on Opie's show?
Well, the funny part is, is that.
Southern John's show.
Opie was on Southern John's show,
but what Opie does is he records the shows
and puts them on his own podcast anyway.
So you're always on Opie's show, no matter what you're doing.
You'd be at the grocery store and you're on OP show
Wow He deserves to get sued
I've seen a lot of zoo doc over here. I don't even know what zoo it is nobody does she know it's gonna do a podcast from a zoo
Oh, there you go. There you go. I got it now Joe Biden is one fuck that all right
so
What happens here is John is trying
to figure out why Anthony Cumia doesn't like him and he thinks maybe it's because they
have different politics. So he asks Opie this. Could it be because you know, I'm a liberal
and he's a you know, when he's a conservative that that he's angry with my politics. What
John's understanding is that Opie would have no idea why Anthony doesn't like him.
Opie Anthony do not talk to each other anymore.
It's been years.
Yeah.
And Juzza brings about the show thing. He's gonna be an insider.
But it's funny because I can't figure out why Scarlet you handsome won't fuck me.
Is it because I'm a Capricorn and she's a Libra? I don't get it.
So, so make sense to me.
That's what he tries to answer this question, which he can't answer
Is the reason why he doesn't like me because of this? How would he know he can't he doesn't know
He's not inside Anthony's brain so he goes open goes through a long explanation
Doesn't answer the question and then John brings it back to that again
Well, yeah, but so what I'm asking is that why he's fucking beat up by me because it isn't like my politics
No, it's because you're an easy target. You're a stuttering buffoon who thinks you're talented.
We all enjoy goofy Goddew.
That's why we make fun of you, John.
We're not just fantasizing that OP is saying this
on the actual podcast to him right now.
I'm fantasizing that for me.
We'll definitely amazing.
Like John, the reason why people trash you,
they're not even crushing you, they're goofing on you.
You're easy to goof on.
It's actually great father.
That's why we're doing that.
Here's the thing, we've all lied to ourselves.
You know, we've lied to ourselves before we have.
I think he honestly doesn't understand.
Like that's how sad it's got to be to be him.
He's lied to himself so long.
He honestly believes that he did a show
and already couldn't stop laughing.
And that you know, that already called him up and said, excuse me. And already couldn't stop laughing and that, you know, that already
called him up and said, excuse me. And Anthony couldn't stop laughing. That Anthony called
him up and said, I want you to be in this seat, but, but already talked him out of it.
He believes this stuff. He believes his own belief.
It. I mean, in one world, would you rather have the guy that was the greatest second seat
in the history of radio, the greatest second seat in the history of radio. The greatest second seat in the history of radio.
When would you want fucking to replace him with the guy that was in that same studio
and couldn't fuck if, don't you think if you were better, you would have taken that seat from him?
Don't you think if you were better the second he left, you would have taken that seat from him?
In what world do you believe that someone said, look, I'm not going to ask, Harding, and ask you because you're better. You're not. And by the way,
in this hour and a half podcast, he didn't stutter once because I said he never
had a stutter. He fucking tripped on his word once and then saying was stuttering,
but he never had a stutter. I use another thing to drove him nuts on that podcast.
Was I said, if you want him to lose his stutter, ask him to do his plugs, never
fucking tripped on a word there. He's a fucking, he is the COVID of comedy. He's a fucking hoax. He's a joke.
And what's funny is that they think Anthony's the guy who's not happy.
I know he's just simply not a happy person, you know?
Yeah, well, why?
I don't go.
These are two guys who spend an hour talking about the fact that Anthony talked shit about them,
which is, by the way, comedy and jokes.
And they're, I don't know, I don't go. These are two guys who spend an hour talking about the fact that Anthony talked shit about
them, which is, by the way, comedy and jokes.
And they're obsessed with this and they're like, the guy's obviously not a happy person.
I'm project much.
I think you guys are the unhappy people in this scenario.
I spend time with Anthony, our shows cross over now.
Me and Aaron in hot water, two to three, 30.
He comes in
a forward Dave Landau. And there's so many times I'll be like, thanks so. And he's like,
no, dude, thank you. Like he is, like we go out drinking afterward. Sometimes I, I mean,
he gets angry. Like I think I'm a very happy person, but I get angry because life is so
easy. Like when someone goes wrong, yeah, I'm going to yell, but I'm, I'm happy enough.
Like I don't sit there and tell everyone I'm in a great mood all the time, but I am,
but when I'm shitting, you know it.
You know, these guys are just, they live their life just fucking wishing what could have
been living in regret.
They're fucking unhappy miserable people.
And they, you said that they projected on other people.
Let me tell you, Anthony's miserable.
Why?
Because he lives in a mansion.
He fucks a chick half his age.
And he fucking gets into a podcast as a hobby and make money doing it. Really?
It doesn't make a sense. I've spent very little time with Anthony. I've hung out with
them very, very few and far between incidents. And he seems extremely happy. He's living
his best life. He is. Oh my God. Dude, we were, we were fucking, we sit there just laughing at how insane this is.
Do you think you'd be happy if you, if you were what you just described or if you were
a guy that it's coming out more and more that you were the asshole in the trio that was
OPEN Anthony and Jim and you never liked to end.
You wanted run and fest thrown off the station.
Do you think you'd be unhappy if you were a guy that's doing a low level podcast
that you know no one listens to?
You failed at everything in between.
Remember he was selling real estate?
Remember he said he was running for governor.
Yeah, like you have no fucking compass
and you don't know, you're miserable.
Like I'm grounded by the fact that no matter what I do,
I come like mine, I've said that
my niece and nephew think I'm hilarious.
You know what I mean?
Like my family and friends are fantastic. I get paid to tell dick jokes. I'm right for,
I fucking love sports and I got hard to write a sheet at night for radio. So the shit I'm
bitching about instead of bitching at people and driving them, not them insane. I put it in it
and they give me money for it's insane.
We won't believe this though, Gino. Even though they talked about Anthony for over an hour, they don't care.
Oh, I don't really care because it honestly, dude.
You know, he's not in my universe.
I don't really care that my I don't even care.
Like that much.
It's just what time stamp is that the pod.
They don't care how long have they been talking about him now?
Probably a minute.
What's that probably this funny that was? No, no at this point were 30 minutes into the show
And he's still explaining he doesn't care like that much. It's just that like I'll get people saying oh Anthony's trash
And you again, I'll be like why?
How did I do this time?
Isn't it funny?
When you say you don't care about something and then talk about it for an hour, that's the opposite of not caring
Well, let me take it and let me take it in a different
direction and we'll use what's it called logic
Yes, no one tells Anthony that fucking their bashy that John's bashing him because no one that likes open that likes Anthony likes John
No one is saying should I listen to
Anthony come you and land out there should I listen to John no one is saying should I listen to Anthony come you and land out there should I listen to John no
One but obviously people would go back to John be like hey, I'm listening to Anthony fucking if that's even true
But no one is going to Anthony saying John's bad mouthing nobody. Well the point listen the funny thing is
I've seen this unfold is John just reacts to shit
So people just make shit up the big. Oh Anthony's talking about your kids again, and he goes off for an hour.
This fucking guy, I'm good,
when I see him, I'm gonna murder him.
And then like two days later,
he gets like, I guess that wasn't true.
I take it all back.
That's what people say to shit.
You more on,
because you fall for it every fucking time.
Here's an example of him talking about
when Anthony bashes him,
Anthony must not have a very good reach,
because he only gets like one tweet about it.
You know, even if he does, you know, as as pop we are as popular as he thinks he is in
his own head, it's only like one tweet that'll say Anthony trashed you again.
It's like, but why?
The reason why I tell you one tweet is because that one guy is trolling you.
You moron.
They're trying to get a reaction and it always works. I mean, I still maybe Anthony hired someone
to troll John like he does. What a douche. He literally does that. Listen to this. Opie
is talking about the fact that he knows for a fact. Anthony sets up Twitter accounts
just to troll him. You have to let this play through and then we got to discuss this.
I got a person that's well in the know that basically told me that he starts Twitter
troll accounts to attack me on a regular basis.
I'm like, and that's why the the reason ran.
I'm like, just leave me the fuck alone.
Opia saying Anthony is setting up Twitter troll accounts to attack him.
He has an good authority, Gino.
But this is what they say to me at this time.
I'd love to hear your take on this.
You know what Anthony's Twitter account currently is?
I do.
Yes, kind of.
I'm boss.
It's, yeah, it's compact.
Well, it's not him.
It's, it's run by him because Anthony's band on Twitter.
I do a band on Twitter.
I'm under Diamond Eugene one now.
It's like my fifth one because we've become and Frank on Twitter.
They fucking look for you in the second they find you.
They're like, you're banned and they take you down.
You know, a heart like literally I'm on Twitter now because a fan of mine made an account
under his email, whenever it's like, verify your thing, I have to email him.
It's a pain in the ass.
But Anthony, whose band on Twitter would go through all of that trouble, all of that fucking
pain in the ass trouble multiple times to troll John.
According to OP. Yes.
That's what he's doing.
It's a troll.
Whatever.
Are you instead that shows like that shows that I could see if you had a regular account,
you could believe it.
You understand?
But he's banned and it's nearly impossible.
It's not nearly, but it's such a pain in the ass to set up a new, you'd have to open a new phone line.
You'd have to buy a new laptop just to do that.
Well, that's the funny thing.
So you were talking before about how these guys
convinced themselves that they're not that bad.
Open things, there's no way there's dozens or hundreds
of people who all think I suck on the internet.
It must be one guy sitting up multiple accounts.
No, it's really that many people who think you suck
and I want you to hear about it.
Yeah, that's such a great, that's the delusion.
It's like, I'll tell you, it's Anthony, he's such a great, it's like that's the delusions. It's like, I don't know.
It's Anthony, it's the only way to hate me.
So many people hate you and they don't want to hate you.
You make yourself hateable.
If you had just gone away, it would have been fine.
But you're like, ah, it wasn't my fault.
It was them.
It was your fault.
It's a fact.
If 99% of the industry is saying you were hard to work with, like I heard this story,
there's a story that they got rid of Ron and Fes because they wanted it because Opie wanted to be just Obe and Anthony. It's our station
because they were good back before Fes was insane. They were so good. It was stealing
their shine and you know, Jim and Anthony, okay, they just show up, have their drink,
whatever. And there's a did you get to the clip? Are you I mean, are we covering the clip
where he's like, you know, obviously we're covering the clip when he goes, can you
believe this douchebag won't even look at me or whatever it was?
That clip, do we have that?
I don't want to be because he's told that story so many times.
I feel like he says in this podcast, he's like, and then he throws Jim under the bus,
saying, you know, I was, it was meant for Jim.
He's not throwing Jim under the bus.
He knows Jim can take a joke.
He knows Jim is so self-aware about good.
He is on the show that it couldn't have been for him, but you're done enough to believe that lie because you believe so many lies you tell
yourself every day.
But when you say, yeah, through Jim under the bus and said it was him, how is that throwing
Jim under the bus saying, thank God Jim will play along with this because Jim is on my side.
How's that throwing him under the bus?
Yeah, that's an old story that we all know about.
Apparently, so OP and Anthony got to a point where they wouldn't even look at each other in the studio
when they were doing the show.
Anthony tried to tax Jim Norton, the little cunt won't even look at me.
And he said it's OP by mistake.
And that was really a big,
a big,
a big of the show.
It's so perfect.
But that's, that's the delusion they live in.
It's like, well, obviously through Jim under the, Jim, he just looked at Jim for a life
raft with this classic gap that that's partly responsible for my career.
So I thank God for that moment every day.
So they talk about Jim Norton for a second, because as you know, Sudden and John loves
Jim Norton because I went on Chip Chipper's in and bashed John and then of
course Norton called John to give him a heads up on that.
He didn't take it down.
He just gave him a heads up on it.
So Norton's the boss.
Opie hates Jim Norton.
So they trash him for a second and then they get right back to Anthony with this question.
So when Anthony is trash and what is he trash and what about now?
And because this is John is steering the conversation.
Opie doesn't even want to talk about Anthony.
He's not. He doesn't want to have this conversation.
It's all they talk about the entire time.
So we ask him, what is he bashing you about?
And of course, OP's answer is, I don't listen to his show.
I don't know, I just hear people say that he's bashing me.
OP, I'll tell you the answer.
You're doing Facebook live to 200 people.
You use the talk to millions of people on the radio.
That's a world goofing on. That's the funny thing about you, Opie. Your show sucks
Tells you that he's like he's like a really just he acts like it's a plan that looks at options
He's like, ah, you know, I really just focused on my Facebook live
Congratulations, yeah, you can't even say that but let me say it again. I'm really just focusing on my Facebook live
That's not a thing.
No.
It's just you fucking killing time in the morning trying to validate that you have a career
when you don't.
Well, I'm glad you brought that up, you know, because many times, OP has pretended that
this is what he wants to do.
You know, he started out and podcasting, working for Westwood Wani.
He thought it was going to be this big show with Cargo Ways as his co-host.
Obviously, it did not become a big show.
It lost ratings or lost listenership and Westwood won, kicked him off the network.
So now he's just on his own and now he's just talking to his Facebook live group.
And he pretends that that's what he wants to be doing, which no one could possibly believe.
And this is him explaining, every now and then the truth comes out, every now and then.
This is him explaining that he doesn't want to be better than this.
Well, we accomplish this simply amazing.
I know it's amazing because I'm trying to do it again in a way
and it's not easy, man.
You know?
No.
So he admits he's trying to get back on the top of the hill again,
even though every other word out of his mouth
is that he doesn't care, and he likes what he's doing.
He's never had more fun.
Everything's great. I fun, everything's great.
I mean, he's...
I love it when that shit like that slips out.
Yeah, and it's so like the thing that made me laugh is when he's like,
when he's just telling stories, it's kind of like a story time where he's like,
he's like, yeah, there was a point when I walked away from the show,
and Carmus and came and yelled at me, that didn't happen.
Like, if you listen to Anthony talk and not talk about OP,
just tell stories.
He's like, whenever it was came time to run you the contract,
Anthony's like, yeah, just, just take whatever they give you.
And OP would want three years.
He would want guaranteed money.
He was the guy that always demanded money and stuff.
It was never, he would never say, well,
I'm not having fun with this.
You just wanted the money.
You're all about ego and insecurity. Yeah, he was playing hard, well, I'm not having fun with this. You just wanted the money. You're all about ego and insecurity.
Yeah, he was playing hardball because everyone else is wanted to sign a long
term deal, make their millions of dollars a year and get it locked up.
And this guy for whatever reason decided I'm going to sign two year deals
and I'm going to be a prick about it.
Every single time we renegotiate, try to get as much money as possible.
And now he's trying to spin it as I was done with that show.
It's almost like he admits he's planning,
like let me tell you Anthony,
and I'm gonna say we don't,
the money just shows up when you're having fun.
Like, and that was, and he's like,
just take another year, just take it,
whatever they give us,
because he didn't even think about,
he's like, I'm making great money, having fun.
But, I mean, Opie was obviously like,
look, I don't know how much longer I can put up with this shit. I need as much money as possible. It was worth
for him. And I'll say it again. I'll call back the fucking, you know, what I said earlier,
that's its own punishment when you're doing this as a job. Oh my God. That's got to suck.
And you see how it does. So John continues to say, I don't know why Anthony
Kumiya is trashing me. I don't ever watch a show, nor will I ever watch a show.
What I do is show again, sure, because I don't really have a problem with it.
I just don't understand why, like, I get tweets.
Oh, Anthony's trash, and again, I'm going, what the fuck did I do?
John, you threatened him.
Someone tweeted you, or someone was in your YouTube chat,
and said that he was talking shit about you,
and you went off for an hour about how you were gonna fight him.
The next time you were in New York City, and then he goes, I don't know if you're gonna say this guy's bashing me.
I don't know if you don't happen here. How do you not know that?
You're starting out of shit you moron, and then OP who's in his Zen room with the candlelit turns into high voice OP here.
And now he trashes me on a regular basis. I want to call him and go, dude, I know where you came from.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
You don't have to like me, but Jesus Christ.
I don't think that Zen Room is working out for him.
Yeah, it doesn't, it seems like it should just be the man cave he wants to call it,
but you need something cool in there to call it a man cave.
Right. Just where he goes to cry.
It's where he goes to cry saying, how did I fuck up all that money?
How did I do that?
So they're talking about Anthony for an hour and then they proclaim that you know Anthony
will be watching this.
You know, I don't go out of my way to trash him.
I don't go out of my way to talk about him.
So it's just weird that he's focused on me and you
like to get up on a show.
So I don't know, it's fucking lootic.
And you know he's watching this, which is really funny.
Of course he is.
So you're out of your mind.
They're talking for an hour.
They're like, this is an idiot's actually watching this
right now.
First off, he's not.
He's going to hear about it for me and Gino.
We're the ones reporting this back to Anthony.
Oh my God.
We're doing the work here.
Here's the, I, I, my routine, not that you guys need to know,
but after I get done the show, not much longer,
because it's getting cold.
I will walk back.
I'll walk an hour, hour and a half back from mid-town
to my apartment up here in Fabulous East Harlem.
It's a great place to get mangoes in a slice bag.
And I will listen to Anthony and
Dave for usually the first hour.
You know, sometimes longer if it's
hilarious, sometimes shorter if
there's something big going on and
something else.
But zero, zero times has he brought
him up.
Zero times has he brought up like
since they switched afternoons,
I can get not once ever,
because if they did,
I would be listening and laughing and calling in, you know?
Honestly, the only time he's talked about
Suddaring John in the last three months
is when I was a guest on the show,
and I brought some clips from Suddaring John's show.
Oh, no.
Oh, listen to believe you, man.
I wanted to call in.
I'm like, let me stay out of the world
because this is glorious.
But yeah, that was about a month ago
I remember other than that he never talked about certain John is that nobody's radar but ours and maybe revenge of the
SIS but other than that nobody's telling me about Stuttering John and this lip right here
We got to run through these clips, you know, because I have other shit to do today
But this clip right here is why both oppie and John are WATP favorites.
They're both so bad at podcasting.
And what were you saying, by the way?
I just lost my, I just lost my, no, I'm saying like, you know, what, these are two professional
broadcasts are talking about a podcast.
That's funny.
Anything.
It's funny.
I've been laughing all day.
That is so because it's one thing when there's dopey brawls are doing because we know
they don't have talent.
But these guys you want, you want to believe there was a time and that's what that's what
goals me about John as well.
Like Opie and you said it, OP is good enough in broadcasting where
John was so awful, OP didn't actually didn't come off as terrible in this. But the thing
that always got me about these stern guys, and let me tell you, Jackie, the joke man,
fucking, I love him. Like I used to bash him, he's not a comedian, he just tells joke,
jokes, but you meet the guy once and you're like, oh, I get it. This guy loves telling jokes
so much. People made him get on stage and do it. And he made a living doing it.
I like, but these other idiots, they think they think Howard Stern fucking with some,
they look at Howard Stern like he was a struggling DJ that's like, I got to surround myself
with talent.
So he went out and he got stirring John that genius, you know, and and Sal the stock broker.
You know, these are the guys that are like, these will save the, the flash in the pan
that is Howard Stern.
And John believes that.
Yeah, he's in the, he believes it.
And what's amazing to me is I've documented on this show
and I would say that I've done a thorough job of this
that OP is terrible at podcasting and broadcasting
when he's on his own.
But for some reason, when it's him versus Stuttering John,
he's the funnier of the two. This is incredible to me
We finally know who's the worst podcast or the answer is Stuttering John. Opie is actually funny
Now there's gonna be a little bit of silence in this clip
But let it play out because this is actually brilliantly done
Yeah, and thank you so much for doing the show man. I mean you're right
I'm and uh
You know next time I'm in Nework, I'll certainly do yours.
Oh, yeah!
I forgot!
Are you there?
Yeah.
I don't think he's a hilarious.
He invited himself on to OP Show.
And OP needs gas, trust me.
He needs some word of fucking talk to you.
And even OP is just like,
ah, fast, that's fine.
We're actually booked up through our February, but yeah, thanks.
So good.
I forgot about your show.
That's the best.
That was actually open being fun.
I give credit for that one.
Oh, he's sad.
Oh, he's sad.
I like to open puts them in his place on this clip too.
John always talks about how Arty Lang says, we were never friends and Anthony saying that we were never friends and John's like, but I was their friend.
I was their friend.
Like it's so easy to say that.
Well, you would have a my friend.
Right.
Well, I mean, he's doing some right.
He's got us talking about him.
So I don't really, I don't really talk about him in general.
Like I said, I was a while
You know
You don't get under my skin a little bit. I'll rant and rave and then I'll move on with my fucking life and not even think it
I literally not even think about
You know, oh, I don't really talk to him. No, I don't talk about him at all
at all
John even when he was promoting the oboe was going to come on he promoted the fact they were gonna talk about Anthony Kubi At the whole time. That's all he wanted to do. Open one point gets fun up
He's just like John. I don't talk to this guy anymore. I don't really talk about that. There was that one show
I put out. Well, can we talk about anything else? Please?
Can we talk about anything else, please? Yes.
That's, I just fucking was so numb to him saying,
I don't talk about it anymore, it's like I miss that.
And that's the end of the podcast.
So this is Opie talking about what he does now
because John is oblivious to what Opie is doing
on the Opie radio show.
And I just have to point this out because it's fun.
Yeah.
And I recorded with a professional mic
even though I'm on Facebook live through my phone Yeah. And I recorded with a professional mic, even though all my Facebook likes were my phone
and, um, he records his podcast on a professional mic producer.
Yes.
You know what kind of professional mic Opie is using the same one I'm packing.
Yeah.
A zoom recorder.
It is a zoom recorder is what he's using to record his podcast.
Why would you even say that?
It's not impressive.
It's like you're trying to press me like, you know, like, I'm, I'm going to be five
and a half years old.
Who can't?
Obviously, you're using a professional mic.
I would hope so.
You're a multi-millionaire.
You might build a buy a decent microphone.
I guess.
The only time to point out would be if it's the opposite in both ways.
If you have a nationally syndicated podcast, you're like, and by the way, I'm doing this on a fucking on my fucking phone, your headset,
which John actually was at the beginning of this fucking podcast.
Yes.
And John's talking about OP with Bubba the Wub Sponge, because as you know, Bubba asked
OP to team up and get a show back on serious.
And of course, John has to make this about him.
This clip is five seconds long and there's two things going on.
John can't pronounce words and he has to make it about him.
I had Bubba on my show.
I had Bubba on my show.
What kind of accent is that?
You turned Bubba into Bubba.
That's one of the accent. He does that and also got he does that. I honestly think because he thinks that's his brand.
He does like he doesn't still
know I'm gonna disagree with you here buddy. He's that he's that moronic.
This guy is that moron.
Well, can I get partial credit because his brand is moronic whether it realizes they're not a part of yeah I'm trying to steal that one from the judges I'm trying to steal that
fucking electoral vote go on so I'm this is the last thing I'm gonna play about
Anthony Cumia but John is trying to get the dirt from OP because John needs the
dirt and of course kind of playing along but not really. Well, I mean, I mean,
do you over here answered a using N word?
Oh my God, I forgot about that.
I mean, I guess.
What is this, 60 minutes?
It's not her job, Jesus Christ.
I knew you were gonna say something like that.
What the fuck?
You're just being more fodder to go after you.
Yes, this is what John's not understanding.
He's like, I don't know why this guy is going after me.
And he's assing his S.co host if he's ever heard of you's the Edward.
Like, what are we trying to accomplish right now, John?
We're trying to put Anthony in a racist jail.
What are we trying to do right now?
It's almost like he's a punch drunk fighter and he didn't get enough stuff. He didn't get
anything. You want his like, let me just swing for the fences. He's Dave Kingman there.
He's Dave Kingman and he struck out 18 times this week, but he's still swinging for the
fences with 19. He's digging it. He never said he should have just said the end word.
He should have just gone for broke. It's like, it's like this will get him. No one cares. You somehow you managed
to bore Opie himself whose brand is boring. I don't know how you did that. This is whole
format is boring people to death. And even Opie's like, all right, can we move on to talk
about something else? John, you'll be surprised to learn.
His nature is very kindhearted.
And I don't wish him any, you know, anything bad.
That's not in my nature.
I don't wish anybody anything bad.
And that's just who I am.
My motto was always been, I always like to help people,
what the hell else are we here for?
I don't even have to comment on that.
I'll just let that sit there.
I think I've documented how much it batches people
threatens them.
If you Google, if you Google John,
Stuttering John, Comma Motto, I can guarantee you.
You will get 400 things that don't have any of those words
in them.
Maybe hell, as in, what the hell
was I thinking Googling, stuttering John's motto? Well, as we know, John sent a tweet to
Arty telling him the next time he attempted suicide, he hopes he's successful at it. And
now, John is pretending that that wasn't a big deal. I don't wish any harm on already. I know I once tweeted something like that,
but it was all out of the Twitter war that I was having with them
and people taking out a context.
And then it sounds like it was bad.
So I was telling the next time we tried to kill himself,
be successful.
Now people were just taking that out of context.
You know, this guy who's attempted suicide and has a lot of demons
and I said, you should kill yourself. People took that out of context. You know, this guy who's attempted suicide and has a lot of demons. And I said, you should kill yourself. People took that out of context. Yeah. That's a, you,
you miss Reddit. You miss red killing yourself. You miss red two words. He, dude, he threatened me
year, like, uh, uh, in the past year and not threatened because he's a, he's a buffoon. But he
still brings up that you were on the tonight show. But he's like, let's just say I know some
heavy hitters in New York and rhymes with Goddy and they'll come after you, but he's like, let's just say I know some heavy hitters in New York
rhymes with Goddy and they'll
come after you and I'm like,
let me tell you something,
you might not have picked up
in the past hour and a half.
I'm a bit of a coward.
And if I really felt a
threat, I would, I'd be like,
oh shit, it's like stop.
Just talking to hear yourself
talk.
Start to that.
Here's my advice to him.
Talk and pretend you other
people want to hear you talk
because that's what he does.
That's what came will it does. Like, ah, they live in an echo chamber. That and pretend you other people want to hear you talk because that's what he does.
That's what came will it does. Like, ah, they live in an echo chamber. That's what you
should title. That is so fucking, it's so true. And he just say shit.
I don't do a stupid clip of Gino say echo chamber.
Yeah. Please.
That's the way it's a producer.
It's the abortion and the ums and the odds because it's just insane.
Oh, by the way, speaking of producer Chris, you are now one of Stuttering John's trolls.
Did you know that?
Yeah, this is exciting.
So, you know, one of the things that's going on with John is that people who listen to
this show go on his show and they have these names that only we would know.
They're not really who they say they are.
And John doesn't know what the fuck's going on.
It's always funny to me.
So I have to play this.
By appreciate every super chat, and I'm,
oh, shit, how much life is in his mouth right there?
Let's hear that again.
By appreciate every super chat.
And I'm sick of it.
Pretty sick of this is a troll.
And I know he's a troll.
And that's what he's trying to do.
He's just trying to like, you know, get people to talk.
And I see the people that are naive enough are actually responding to them.
So that's not actually our producer Chris, but we always appreciate when people are in their trolling.
God, he fucking listening to him is even unappetizing at this point. That's incredible.
You know, I have one more clip on my board that I have to play after I do this. There's a guy named, I've got none.
He's out of Russia, he's out in our Patreon.
He's been sending me a bunch of clips from OP lately.
And I just have one clip that I want to play.
Someone sends OP a $10 superchat.
I love, you know, I love the fact that here are these people
who used to make tons of money in the entertainment industry.
And now they're excited about people giving them super chats.
Yeah, I never heard of a super chat till this podcast.
Okay, this is OP reacting to someone giving him $10.
For $70, $10 by Steve Sharpe.
Oh my God.
I'm excited.
I don't make money anymore, so this is fun.
This is true.
OP does not have sponsors.
I haven't heard of it yet angry guy in a show in months.
And now he's in $10.
Well, he's at a windy beach.
I'm returning to do a podcast.
It is very excited about $10, which is always fun.
Oh, Gino.
We have done it all, buddy.
I thank you so much for coming on.
Gino Biscotti, you can catch him every day on in hot water, aka in Arizona.
I believe is the.
He's in our.
I love you, Paul, for paying attention.
It's in our water, but in our water with Aaron Berg.
Berg is, they're just brilliant.
Like we had a skit.
You probably are familiar with for like a month called cookie boy, just because I said, uh,
he, I was asking the booth of question.
I'm like, what do you think this
number is? And then Bergs on the booth, I'm like, where's Bergs? He's like, he's outside,
he walks in, he's cooking, he's cooking, he's cooking, he's like, what do you think,
cookie boy? And he just starts putting up cookies and talking like them, whatever. And then
like earlier this week, I was talking about the election, like in Arizona, he's like,
what, are we in Arizona? And it just becomes the thing. And I hold on for dear life.
And we have a Patreon
every Friday called Gum Fridays. Make sure you subscribe to that. It's all on my website
ginobisconti.com. But oh my God, thank you so much. Oh, I'm going to start doing cameo
this week. So that's fun. That's cool. But but I don't think like I'm not a cameo guy.
You know, like Andy Dixon cameo guy, like one, I don't want to charge
a lot of money because I wouldn't want to charge my fans.
If I was famous and I could charge strangers a lot of money, two people aren't going to
pay a lot of money.
So I don't know what I'm doing with it yet, but they asked me to do it.
I'm like, all right.
So whatever, you know, that's a hell of a pitch, man.
I don't know how anybody would, well, I'm not, I'm not stuttering, John, could you imagine?
That, you know what?
I'm, there you go. I'm going to make my price $1 less than stuttering John, could you imagine that, you know what, I'm, there you go.
I'm going to make my price $1 less than stuttering John.
Should I make it $1 more and use that?
I'm going to make it $1 more than stuttering John, because that'll piss them off.
Well, do you think it'd be better to undercut him by $1?
I'm going to listen to you, Carl.
Whatever his is, I don't think there's any overlap between the two.
I don't think anyone's sitting there going, I only have 35 bucks.
Who do I get?
Sonnery John or Gina Piscanti.
I don't think I don't need her.
I mean, I'm an idiot, but it just would be fun to fucking dig in him.
And he would bitch about it and do my promotion for me.
That's a possibility.
You could get him to advertise to his, I don't know, 37 listeners, half of which are
trolls, but yes, that's a good point to.
Well, if you think of something, let me know.
But thanks so much for having me.
This was so much fucking fun, dude.
I had a blast.
I'd love to have you on again sometime, Gina.
Thank you so much for coming on.
I want to mention that your Patreon gum Fridays,
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We had both Sardin and Rupja.
We had Tanks and Ocher and Monroe Martin
two great comedians.
And we had a lot of fun with them.
Sardin and Rupja.
Very good.
You know what I didn't even talk about with you and Chrissy?
Is the fact that you were on, what's his name, Shell?
It's so late, the show, now I'm losing my mind.
You were on Comedy Loves Company.
Missouri Loves Company.
Missouri Loves Company.
How do you, I know.
How do you, you're not, you need to watch that,
you need to watch that enough
or at least remember the name.
That's, you know what I'm gonna do?
You know what I did?
Cause that guy put up the documentary
that was Missouri Loves Company.
So now it's fucked up in my hat.
I'm like, there's comedy in there or something.
Oh, yeah.
You're a rocker.
I got that.
And you went on there and you said,
Chrissy Mayer, there was a way she got a show on compounds
because Keith the cop was trying to fuck her
and she played into that.
And so then I booked both of you guys on my show
and I'm like, oh shit.
Are you guys fighting right now?
It's going up.
Oh, my God.
So let me, let me, you're so good at your job
and I realize it.
Let me plug last week's
Gum Friday episode where she called in to and let me tell you I don't bite my tongue out anything
and I love Chrissy and it turned out to be like she I'm like doing the show and Gum Friday is taped,
right? So we we tape it then we put it to live because it's on Patreon we can't do a lot
and I'm talking to Berg and we have all these guests in and I'm like, why is Chrissy mayor calling me?
So I call her, I pick up my cell phone, put her on speaker, right? And she's like,
and she brings it up. And before I can defend myself, Garrett and Steve are producers and
Aaron are like, ooh, ooh, and I'm like, look, you got to call into the show to fucking,
so we can talk about it. And she does, but in the in the three minutes, it took her to call into the show.
They're just ripping me apart.
It's hysterical.
But when she called in, I said it and I'll say it again.
She's like, she said like, yeah, I wasn't that easy.
I'm like, Chrissy.
And it was an easy self because she got her start on in hot water.
We love Chrissy mayor.
Yeah. Chrissy mayor was so good on in hot water
that when Keith wanted to play the game,
oh my God, let's, you know,
let's get no one gets a fucking pilot.
They're not hiring anyone new,
but Chrissy only got through him to other people
to make the pilot,
because when I walked in,
and this is how I defended it,
because I'm a huge fan of Chrissy's comedy,
especially, I'm not saying, I'm not gonna get myself in trouble again, but she's great at podcasts
and she really is. And you walk in and Keith is showing her pictures of him when he was a private
bodyguard for a chic and all this money wrapped up and he sent in her pictures. I'm like, just
fucking insulted me as a fan of Christian. Like, you don't think she's funny. You're just right,
you know what I mean?
And then he fucking does the podcast
and it gets all these follows and it's great.
I watch it every Monday and call in him a bugger.
And I said that they're like,
who calls you every Monday in his studio?
Me, she's like, you do.
I'm like, because I watch your show.
But that was my point.
Like I was so livid that he's like,
oh, no one's gonna fuck you, dipshit.
Do your job.
You wonder why fucking you're out of a job.
You suck that.
Get laid on your own time.
We're trying to run a business here.
I knew I knew Chrissy had a grace.
That's a humor and it would be fine.
But when that all came out, I got a little bit scared for a second.
I'm like, oh, shit, I just booked both these people.
Anyway, that's the kind of stuff that you can find out when you go on patreon.com slash gum
Fridays.
Gino, you're a lot of fun.
You're shot out of a cannon, my friend.
Not done.
You're so good at what you do, buddy.
Thank you.
Fast in your seat, Bell, I know.
Thanks for coming on, man.
We'll talk again soon, I hope.
Later, buddy.
Later.
So what do we do today?
We talked about everything there is to talk about,
which means it's time for everyone's favorite part
of the show.
This is the part of the show we play a cup from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's W ATP. And here it is. So anyways, this is the, I guess the first episode
of Bongrips and Bullship, hoping to do more episodes of this. So we got an eighth. We got an eighth of Birkel. It's some weed. It's 19% HC Indica. We're gonna try to smoke a
hole eighth like an hour and a half.
Should be a good time.
Should be should fucking work just good. Okay.
This is a podcast called the Rainout Rantcast, a suggestion that came in from
Ryan from the worst of the best podcast.
And Andy's going to come on next week and we'll be reviewing that show together.
So please join us again next week.
It might be the episode we find out once and for all.
Who are these podcasts?
Sleep well, everybody.
Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio.
And now the show is closed for now.
Hmm, okay, great show.
Good job, everybody.
Great job, everyone.
Hey, there you go.
Hey, there you go.
Hey, there you go.
Hey, there you go.
Your wife had a chain of stitches in her.
Fucking thing, suck.
Change words.
Change the ways. Change the ways.
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Podcasts.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Makes no sense.
KCIA Review Girl got food poisoning.
She's not going to join us today.
She's sick.
Which means I produce her Chris. My brother Grant is here in studio.
Grant, welcome to the show.
Thanks for having me.
Yeah, for sure.
We're gonna listen to some voicemails.
I'm excited.
All right, this is the part where everyone is tuned out.
So there's no pressure.
All right.
All right, let's see what's going on in voicemail land.
Carl, sign my t-shirt.
Call me back. That's a reference to the fact that John is giving you autograph t-shirts which is what everybody wants. An autograph
t-shirt makes a lot of sense. By the way I downloaded these voice
males after producer Chris and I did the drinking game to the word abortion
so i don't remember any of this is all
this is like the first time i've heard of these words to call any of these people back
i am not yet called any of the
and goes to know how you did it but you did it again buddy
you got the lead singer of the hottest 80-air mail event,
multitude on the podcast.
Yes, we did.
Impressive.
Yep.
Most impressive.
Call me back.
All right.
It's a good get.
Yeah, he understands what's going on.
We got a, well, I don't wanna play that.
She told me I shouldn't play it.
All right, nevermind. Ha ha play that. She told me I shouldn't play it. I never read it.
This is this.
Hey, Carly Poo. I just wanted to call in and talk to you about the exciting time I was
walking to school and I found $20. So, Carl, this is the part where you plug the Patreon.
And don't forget to pay me. Thank you for calling me back.
That's correct. He's referring to where we're listening to Patrick Michael's
show. Tales from the trailer park on our Patreon bonus episode. And he said,
walking to school every day was pretty cool. I once found $20. I believe
Kroz was enthralled by this conversation if I remember it correctly. Wow.
That's something to podcast about. Yeah, and OP just got 10 bucks.
Oh, he got to, he found it on the beach.
Imagine, imagine the excitement of Patrick Michael had
for $20 of OP gets that excited about $10.
Patrick Michael has 32 bucks in the bank.
OP has 32 million.
So imagine the excitement that's going on.
Oh, so John has this tier on his Patreon where if you sign up at the highest
tier and you're on for three months, he'll do a Zoom call with you and four of your friends.
You're familiar with us. Oh yeah, we're excited about it. Okay, someone has an idea for me.
Hey Carl, I just wanted to say that if you don't do the zoom call with Stuttering John, I'm gonna have to skull fuck your father
Call me back. Yeah, I wow. Wow. I guess we're doing this. I guess we got to do it
Grant knows we don't want that happening. That would be bad
All right fair enough. Oh, I talked about Hunter Biden's laptop last week last week and lo and behold his laptop called in
All right, I guess I guess we'll stop talking about our Biden's laptop. My bad
Do you guys remember
Parapoligic Muhammad yeah crippled Jesus is roommate and then CJ said that he had to kick him out of the house
Because he kept messing with his hand towels
Don't deduct you with this for you guys remember this right?
So
Purchasing Muhammad got back in classic stuff. So of course classic. So, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, fucking stupid and racist. All right, love you, Carl. Love you, CJ.
All right, brother, Muhammad out.
Call me back.
All right, buddy.
I have a joy that, uh, that feud that's going on.
These should be good buddies.
Not anymore.
Oh, so that guy from Russia, who's been sending me
all these timestamps for OP and stuff,
and I do appreciate that.
I've gotten on.
He's left us a voicemail.
Hi, Carlos, Constantine from Russia here.
First of all, sorry about spanning your Patreon messages,
but I was just looking through clips of OP.
The last one that I sent you, she, she, she, he only pronounced this called Blossomain. He says Ruez.
I mean like he's selling merch on his website that says Ruizim but he's still called Ruez.
Just you are in New York. Can you just go and kill the guy So we don't have to suffer
Anyways, I love your broadcast five stars and so on
Apparently in Russia when you don't like how someone pronounces a word you kill them
Not quite how we do it here in the States, but I appreciate the suggestion it is funny
I didn't pull the clip because if we've heard it so many times, but opi's back to calling Carl Ruiz Carl Ruiz
He's gotten back to thatin and Carl Ruiz, Collin Reweas. He's gotten back to that,
and he got after Collin, he's corrected him.
And said, well, this pronounced Ruiz,
that's why it's Ruiz, I'm saying.
No, but as you never told me that,
that was like a year into their show together,
maybe three years,
because I forget the series, like I'm this.
Anyways, I digress.
I feel like I'm talking nonsense.
One last voicemail, this is James Absolute Colling,
and I should have played a clip. James has a
show and he talked about us on his show and I should have played that. But we had jam packed episode
today. Do we have your brother here? I know great. I know. I'll be signing T-shirts in the back after
the show. Yeah. Spell my name right this time. It's with a K. All right. W-A-T-P!
It's your boy James obsolete.
Carl, I ask you for longer episodes and you cut out the theme song.
I don't really mind all that much. I already have it as my ringtone, but still I can't believe it.
By the way, I appreciate how you've been trying to fix your audio,
but it's just not quite perfect yet. Just make it sound like mine and we'll be good.
I don't want to have to unsubscribe to your Patreon.
I really want to hear the Patrick Michael co-host episode,
which honestly should be the next bonus.
You have the audio.
What are you waiting for?
James obsolete out.
I don't know if he's got this little catchphrase.
What he's talking about is the fact that maybe someday Patrick Michael and I
will do a podcast together. And that's fine.
I agree.
I think that would be good.
What I want to know is do you care that we've made a lot of fun of you over the years?
I honestly don't care.
Oh good.
Well then we could probably just do a show together.
Absolutely absurd.
Oh, or not.
Yeah.
That's how that would go.
I think that's it.
I think that's all I got on that one.
That little bit. This is it. I think that's it. I think that's all I got on that one. That little bit.
This is it.
It's over.
Okay?
Goodbye.
Ha ha ha ha.
Goodbye.
Hey, bye.
Goodbye.