Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep232 - Rained Out RantCast

Episode Date: November 15, 2020

This week we listen to a couple of stoners get high while pretending to make a podcast. This is the best anti-marijuana commercial you've ever heard. They should be playing this in every middle school around the country to discourage drug use. Aaaandeee joins us as we discuss all of the important news related to WATP such as Geno's response to reddit, John's response to Heather, Bubba's response to Manson, Anthony's response to Opie, and my reaction to Chad Zumock chatting with SaiyanZ. All that and Howard Stern's dead pets. Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ 20% off your purchase with the code "watp" https://manscaped.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and Sean, the audio engineer, and talked a lot about Patrick Michael this week. That sounds like gold. It was a lot of fun. It really was. And then we also went through three more chapters of Maddox's book, Fuck Welles. Not so much. Which, yeah, it's, it's tough, man. We're like halfway through the book now. And it's just, it's getting harder and harder to listen to it We encourage our listeners to go to five step review on Apple podcasts and then shit all over So in the comments section after a couple weeks away. I believe Casey will be joining us again today. Oh really? I don't tease any of the great content we have coming up and I'm excited that Casey will be on in two and a half hours

We'll see before that though. We'll be reviewing a podcast called The Raindown Rantcast. This is a suggestion from Ryan. Andy and I both listen to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's go into it. This is a show with host, Chris Yannick, who is the main Raindown Rantcast guy. But on this episode, they're doing this side show or spin-off maybe called Bongrips and Bullshit.

Yeah. And so this guy Hunter Osburn is on there with him as well. I'll let them set the show up. All right. Hey, everybody. Welcome to today's Raindown Rancast. This is a special edition. This is an edition of Bong Rips and Bullshit.

We're going to make this a weekly show with my buddy Hunter Osberg. Hope you enjoy it. Sit back, relax, and listen to us. Get fucking stoned. Ponders, fucking ponders. All right, so it already sounds like a really bad idea. Definitely bad idea.

I don't know how you could execute on this and have it be entertaining. Let's see if they can pull it off. Retrieve they explain exactly what they're going to do. They start the show. I don't know why he had a pre-record that to say, is what we're going to do? Because they start off by saying exactly the same thing again. So anyways, this is the, I guess, the first episode of Bong Rips and Bullshit.

I'm hoping to do more episodes of this. What do you mean you're hoping to do more? You're getting stoned and recording it and then putting it on the internet. You don't have to hope that that happens. No, you can just do it every time you want. You can just do whatever you want. Like I hope I can go on the Chip Chipperson show again.

I hope Tim Dylan reaches out and says, I want to be on WOTB. These are things that you hope for. I can't make that happen. He's got like, you know, God willing, we can get stoned and talking to microphones again. Yeah, what would stop you from doing it whenever you want? It's probably, they'll probably build a pull-off.

Yeah, that's what I'm guessing. All right, so I just have a clip that I think sums up the show for me. Sure. And actually, producer Chris and I were talking about this a little bit, and I think he pointed it out. How annoying it is to listen to people smoke pot for an hour and a half because you have to hear this. I can learn mob draw anymore.

But I got on your face. So it's a lot of coughing. Everyone dying of COVID. So it's a lot of coughing everyone dying of COVID. Oh, I always always like the host was named El COVID. Did you see that? Yeah, yeah. Like what the fuck is this? It's like a hand or something. Okay, timeless.

Yeah, I know, right? That's gonna be a hilarious five years from now. Hey, did you have a clip that sums up the show for you, my friend? Sure, yeah, my clip 12. All right. Oh, because back then the people were just going around handing people a fucking drugs. Yeah, you're just taking them all out.

What a fucking wild time. So that was the 70s, right? 69. Nice. 69. Right? 69 dudes, that that jokes never been told You know reactions nice that's a pretty good summary of this because these guys are just stoned out of their minds

Right and they're talking like stoners would talk which is not entertaining or even listenable Here's an example of what I just called stoned talk buddy of mine in Georgia. He got real sick, tested negative for it, or tested positive, and his wife had the antibodies, I guess, and she worked as a nurse. Fuck I'm stone. I was about to say. Yeah. What's interesting about this is I used to be a burnout. Andy, I think you would agree with that. Yeah, you used to be. Yeah. And if somebody said we're going to take conversations

used to have all your stone with your buddies, we're going to put them on the internet, I would pay a large sum of money to make that not happen. Yes, please. The one thing I would not do is do it on purpose and then promote it and tell people, you gotta listen to me. Hi, talking about nothing and not understanding

what I'm even talking about. Right, on the internet. And I think my clip seven kind of follows that one up, but it's like, don't talk about something with authority and then totally fuck up words and make yourself sound non-credible. 99.9% of the people survive COVID. I didn't notice that high.

What? Yeah, dude. 99.9%. Okay. You know what the CDC is, right? Yes. Yeah, it's a 99.9% is it mortality? E-mort mortality, whatever.

Yeah. Survival. Eat more, it's a I I don't know that's a good question no that's not a good question that's not a good question to you it's fucking morons oh, please, let's keep going with this. I like Clip 9, I guess, whatever. Oh, should spray cranberry juice as a cure all. Yeah, I heard about that. You got the COVID.

She went home, died. She was only 34, she had a kidney infection. Which I think cranberry juice might take care of that. Maybe. I don't know. I'm not a doctor. I'm just saying. I mean, I know like for a urine and fat, a UTI, is it a UTI?

Yeah. I don't just want to drink some cranberry juice. Is he sure he's not a doctor? It sounds like a doctor to me. But I'm just make, I'm just, yeah, I'm just with drinks and cranberry, yeah, well, I mean, I'm not, again, I'm not a doctor.

Yeah, so you can't say. Yeah, so I'm just making, I'm just speculating. Right. This is a theory that if she might have survived, if she knew she had an infection via antibiotic. Right. And she had a couple, you know, ocean spreads.

That's crazy. You know, shout out to ocean spread. Did you know that Mountain Dew Cures Cancer? Did you guys know that? I haven't really told anybody this yet, but I have AIDS. Oh, so I just got some cranberry juice, some super-soaker blasted it up my asshole. Yeah. No more AIDS. And it's fun. Oh, so I just got some cranberry juice. Oh super soaker blasted it up my asshole. Yeah, no more aids and it's fun Oh, yeah, it's a two-fer. I don't work that I'm cured and I can't stop doing it These fucking morons are stupid

Yes, it really should be all right. Let's get into the sales pitch that comes off right off the bat Oh, and go to a rainbow rancas.com There's merch there's shirts with my face on it. Go buy them Well, my Christmas shopping is done. Yeah, I guess what jiggle department everyone's getting our rainbow Rancas t-shirt This is what I want to point out about this this idiot because a lot of people just get ahead of themselves when it comes to putting a show out on the internet. 230 people like his Facebook page.

He has 144 subscribers on YouTube. This video has 35 views. And he has a merch store. I dude, like, calm down a little bit. Maybe be interesting and compelling and get a lessener ship before you start putting your face on T-shirts. These were shameless numbers.

We're talking about that. These are shit, no dude. I'm telling you, and I talked about this a thick the other day. I am telling you, man. Patrick Michael is starting to get a real followers. Yeah. No lie. Yeah.

And it's freaking about. Yeah. He doesn't know what to do about it. That might be the most insulting thing I could say about this show. Okay. What it really reminded me of is the Brent Hattley show. Only less horny. And less interesting.

Everything's less horny than the Brent Hattley show. That's the only thing that's not going for it. So now you just have a boring-ass show. Yes, I was thinking the same thing, the whole stoner talk. All right, so for example, they're talking about weed. And I thought I knew a lot about weed, but apparently I don't produce a Chris, maybe you could help us out with this one.

I'm gonna play a clip of you talking with a fuck they're talking about. Well, I got moved rocks. I'm like, no shit, awesome. Like, I didn't know you could fucking, they were, you know, distributing and shit across state lines. I'm like, okay, let me see it. And he goes, okay, you gotta buy this. and then you buy this and then you roll it at this

So I had to buy fucking bud and then butter and then key. Oh, and then yeah damn That was like expensive as fuck. Yeah, not for me because I was like you're fucking out of your mind Yeah, no, they're called moon rocks for a fucking reason right? Yeah, that shit's They're done a certain way. They're not whatever. It's not a make it. Make it, make it yourself at home or where? Yeah, no. Are you familiar with this? No.

You know what a moonrock is, Andy? Not only from this show, but not really. No. That whole conversation I'm fucking lost. Well, I had a clip like this. We don't have to play it because it's just as boring as that And I can only imagine that that's the look that Carl gets on his face when I start talking about craft beer Or when Carl starts talking about guitar effects pedals

But we're talking about my effects battles watch out All right, this is a fun story this guy tells. They're talking about near death experiences. Actually, we play where they're talking about some guy who had a near death experience. Yeah, I have the same clip. Yeah. Well, it's great because this guy's recounting a story

that he saw a video of and he doesn't remember any of it. Right. So why are you telling this story if you don't remember? The fucking first story on there is a doctor who he was dead or not a doctor. Or was he a doctor? What a story, Mark. How are people not in Paris, but even something in her dad? Right.

How do you not edit that out of your show? Yeah. I had that too. My clip 5 is a little bit longer of that of just Hunter not being able to understand the story in any way. Yeah, well, he's not telling you very well, that's true. But you get a moron telling another moron

and neither one of them getting it right. Anyways, the guy was dead for three days. If it pronounced dead was on ice in a morgue for three days until they cut into his abdomen to do an autopsy. And he woke up. Oh, what the... Wait, how? So he was just in shock or something?

I don't know, man. I don't know. I got to trim my fucking mustache. I don't know. Let me see here. And so they killed him. No, they didn't fuck. So he survived. Yeah. Dr. George Rodonia. I have feeling, these guys wouldn't have an intelligent conversation if they weren't high. Yeah, I just have a feeling. I kind of like sweetened this one a little bit. I cut out a lot just to kind of string all of the,

I don't know. This is where they talk about MMA. Okay. And they don't know how to pronounce the names of the people, who they are, what they've done when they're fighting. There's so many I don't know in this, this my clip for that's how you say it. I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure that exactly. I mean, I'm a god.

You think he's just, he's used to know. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if he's going to take out, you know, all that shit on what's his name, Gachi. Yeah. I haven't seen him fight much Who the fuck can beat him honestly? I Don't know I don't know

God damn it. They changed this now. I don't know where the you know that Sharma Sharmas. Yeah Sharmas. Yeah See new I'm even watching fights for Shamas? Yeah. Shamas? Yeah. Is he new? I haven't been watching fights for a long time. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. You wanted to get high. Just watch a movie.

What's the music? Yeah. I know I had to do a podcast. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Don't let it stop you from having an hour-long conversation about it. All right, so the reason why I brought the Neardepth Experience thing is because this guy starts telling a story about his near death experience

And this story is complete bullshit from beginning to end and I'll tell you why but first listen to this ridiculous story but me going outside My plant I had felt like I was gonna pass out So you went outside. Yeah, because my kid was sleeping right At the time she was only like three or four. And her mom was at work, so I didn't want to fucking, you know, if I was going to drop dead, I didn't want my fucking little kid to find me

and then freak, you know. Right. So I had 911 on my phone. I started to walk through the kitchen. I was like, maybe I don't. And then I was like, fuck, I thought I got to walk through the kitchen. I was like, maybe I don't. And then I was like, fuck, I thought I got to be outside so someone can see me. Walked outside and...

What a fucking drama queen. He had 911 ready to call in his phone because he was gonna pass out. Oh, I thought I was gonna die. I didn't want my kid to find me dead. So I went outside to die there because no kid will find his dad outside dead. And then he admits, oh, there's the neighbors would see me if I passed out. All right, we just lied in your own story, seven seconds after the lie.

What is he talking about there? The scariest thing was he has a daughter. I thought that was the scariest part of that story. Right. And then it gets worse. How old do you think these people are? You guys might know the answer to this. I don't.

All right. Well, he gives it away. He gives it away with this clip. Yeah. It sounds like they're 22. The answer is, I hope they're 22. Yeah. And they're still in college, but here's the answer.

Man, this had to have been what, like eight years ago. So, it's like I'm only like 30, 31 or something. I, he was 30 what like eight years ago so it's like I'm only like 30 31 or something like I he was 30 or 31 eight years ago he's almost 40 which means he has a teenage daughter at this point and he's getting big out of his mind and doing ramp casts on YouTube how long is this show man I think it started like a year ago I think the merch store opened three years ago. Yeah. And then he started doing the show to promote the merchandise. I got all these shirts of my face. I don't know what's bite of. I don't know what I gotta do. Start moving some product around here. Stereo podcast. All right. God, I fucking hate these people. Everyone can set up a podcast and record it.

But it doesn't mean they know how. They start watching a video and they don't have the audio of the video going into where they're recording. So you just hear the audio being picked up by the microphone that's in front of the guy's face. But he has all that Tony Babalunski. It's Tony Babalunski. I served as a lieutenant in the United States Navy. At least shut the microphone up, you're the speaker or or something so that we can hear what the fuck is going on

But they did this multiple times throughout the show where they start watching video everyone thinks they're Joe fucking Rogan You don't have Jamie there to pull up videos for you. You're not doing it right Everybody's bad at it. Everyone's bad at it. I'll also these guys talk over each other because they're just two idiots Everyone's bad at it. I'll also these guys talk over each other because they're just two idiots. I was watching on one day, but they're totally conscious in the brain. Great broadcasting guys. Really good work. Really stellar work. Maybe don't hand it cap yourself. Podcasts is not easy. We make it look easy, obviously. Guys like me, Tim Dela, Joe Roggan, we make it look easy. It's not easy. And these guys are getting baked out of their mind.

They're like, yeah, let's do that thing that's hard. And try to be entertaining. Not working. Anywhere else you got, buddy. Oh, well, what state is Chicago in, Carl? I think it's an Illinois. Yeah, right. So, this is, he brings up Illinois very close together.

I need to pronounce it two different ways. Oh, sweet. I always like that. That's the silent, right? Am I wrong about this? It is. I strung it together just so it to illustrate the point. It's not like our Kansas. The ass is actually silent the Illinois. Yeah, clip two. Illinois. Illinois. Illinois. Illinois. Illinois. Wow. Well, maybe it is defense. Maybe you were talking about multiple Illinois. Oh, right. There's like three or four different Illinois. They're Illinois Yeah, I don't know. It's possible When else that there was funny. Yeah, that's funny. I like pointing out the people suck. Yeah, I'm stupid

Well, I think his what's his name Chris? Yeah, Chris. Okay. I think he's like in league with Epstein I think it would be a good creep off candidate. Okay, six. Okay, I think he's like in league with Epstein. I Think it would be a good creep off candidate. Oh, come six. Oh great Fuck my kid. Oh boy. All right shows over everybody. Thanks for coming I made me that was out of contact. I think you took that out of context, right? Because I did point out that he has a daughter. Yeah. If you would have played that before I pointed that out, yeah, that was on the tail end of it passing out. He was worried about his kid.

That was such a fucking lie. What a made-up story. I know, if you all, I think I'm gonna die. Just call 911 then. Don't have it on your phone and walk out of your driveway. It's so weird. It's so weird. Somebody to figure it out. Why is he thinking he's gonna die?

He ended up passing out and he's like, I had no idea. I got back up. I had no idea how much time it passed. None. He goes inside and his daughter's still sleeping. It's like, there was such a non-story. He just fell down. He made this big deal about it.

Also, he timed it wrong. Because he just told a story about a guy who was dead for three days, so he was trying to cut into him, but he was still alive. And he's like, I passed out one. I'm just like that guy. Yeah, right.

I'm surprised A and E't interview me for this show. Are you? Maybe they'll call you after they hear the fucking rained out rancast. Seed my 34 different people, by the way. On YouTube. I'm sure a few of them were TV execs. Crushed it.

I'm sure. Well, here's another example of them just trying to sound like they know what they're talking about and failing in every single way. What he means to say here is percentage. Okay. Clip A. All right. If there's multiple strains that run around and people get it and are asymptomatic, asymptomatic carriers of it. Right.

What's the majority of people who never even knew they were sick? and are asymptomatic carriers of it. Right. What's the majority of people who never even knew they were sick? Right. What's the majority of people who false positive? Right, what's the majority of people who didn't even get tested? We're sent home, said, oh, you probably have COVID because you have one of the hundreds of symptoms. Right.

And then they died. Oh, this is making my brain hurt. No, I feel like I'm stupid. Right, And then they died. Oh, this is making my brain hurts. No, wait. I feel like I'm stupid. Right. Yeah. You mean percentage. You're not an expert.

Just shut off. Yeah, but Andy, what is the majority of people with symptoms? I would choose. What is the majority though? I don't even know. So I was listening to these guys and I watched the video a little bit and I was thinking these people don't seem like they're wealthy people. And I know that's kind of a rude thing to say.

Like I don't think that they have skills that would necessitate a high salary, right? Okay, yeah. Because they just seem like morons. But then the guy goes, oh, I got to tell you the story about this TV that I bought. And he says this. Bro, one time, I don't think I've ever told you this. I had a TV, it was a nice TV. One really fancy TV.

Whoa, okay, I'm listening. So I'm thinking what's the size of it? You know, what company makes this TV? Cause I've seen some fancy TVs and they can be expensive. It's a 55 inch TV. Ah, okay. That's not impressive, but it's still though, you know, maybe it's one of those Samsung micro LED 8K TVs or something like that you can get a pretty nice TV if

If like Sony makes it or something is a visio all right That's not a fancy TV asshole those go for 300 bucks. Yeah, a visio 55 inch TV. I just really fancy TV You can see moving pictures on it. And then a speaker in the back. I can hang it on the wall. That's what a fucking idiot. Oh, this is kind of funny. They're talking about COVID a lot. I think this shows very political, by the way. When he's doing his regular rancast, it seems to be very right-wing political type of talk. Yeah, we picked kind of a nonsense episode. You all, I don't think there was a choice. But so this is fun.

They're talking about what COVID is. I mean, it seems like it's the flu for your lungs. Or is Gino Biscotti says, the flu with a better publicist? Yeah. I like that joke better. Andy, what else you got? I thought that Hunter was a pretty entertaining character

in the way of like a spikoli or like Slater and Dazling Confused. So this is a good episode for him to be on. And my clip 11 is just like him taking a big swing at trying to understand something. I just being completely off base. That's pretty funny. It's cute.

But they specialized in cloud seating since 1962, I believe. No way. Yeah. Do you know what cloud seating is? Well, I'm just brainstorming here, but it sounds like you're building up these fake clouds up in the sky. No. What you do is cool.

Oh my God, that's the dumbest thing you can think. That's the only shit. I'm just brainstorming. I'm just spitballing here. Cloud seating. What is that like growing clouds? No. No clouds don't go from seeds. Yeah 1962 growing the finest clouds. Jesus Cloud seating. No way. Oh, do you know what that is? No That's fucking impressive. Oh my god. This show is so embarrassing

This guy puts his face on t-shirts, Andy. Oh my god. I just bought five of them. Holy shit. You came to Ford that. You've been buying other things. Yeah. We're gonna get to it a little bit. Throwing my money right out the window. I'm excited about that.

I have a lot of fun things to talk about. I'm gonna fall out from our last week's episode. Anything else we want to talk about on the Raindown Randcast and our buddy, Chrissy Antic? Well, I don't know. We don't really have to play. There's a clip where they just... Don't lose confidence, Andy.

I'm sorry. I'm trying to move things along, but what's in it all? I got two more. Okay, that's it. Good. This one is just, it's a good lesson to learn about not having dead air.

This clip is less than 30 seconds. It has dead air in it, and it feels like an eternity. I'm glad you did this. I was watching the waveform and I was going, this is really bad, but it's always hard to capture how bad something is when it's dead air. Yeah. Because then our show has dead air, but fuck it.

Let's see what this sounds like. Dude, see I've actually people tell me that you've got to listen to the show there's so much dead air you know it'll be so funny like well no that just makes it so my show has dead air it is all right dude did you see where to go did you see let's see if it's on here it feels like forever it is it is forever. Oh goodness Scared me I mean this isn't even a long clip it just feels long. Yeah, that was a tornado coming. Jesus Christ Just edit that out. It's not a show guys. You're not doing a show. Stop pretending it's a show. Not everything you do is a fucking show. I

blame Twitch. Yeah. I blame Twitch. I'm really thinking that everything you do is a fucking show. It's not. Part, you're not interesting. Part of putting out a show is editing it. Well, there's definitely no editing on the show. No, you would you agree? If he did edit it, then it's even more embarrassing. Well, I don't know what to tell you, but if you just can't be bothered to edit it, just don't do it, you know. Or if you can't be bothered to string a thought together. Yeah.

Or a sentence or two. Right. In a row, don't bother. Well, you know what? Certainly don't expect somebody to say, good job. You know? Yes. You're doing a bad job.

I was thinking about this. If he goes and sees that we reviewed his show, do you think he'll be nervous about that or excited? I'm going to go ahead and guess nervous. I would never want to compensate it. So I saw all of the show that reviews other shows reviewed my show where I smoked weed for an hour to have straight Well, that's gonna go well. I think it often goes Excited that somebody was talking about you till you realize what they said about it. Yeah, that's probably true

All right, what else you got? Oh just my Feelings about the whole show Chris kind of summed it up for me. Put three. I don't give a fuck. Alright. Fair enough. And that's it. Alright, so that wraps up. I mean, I honestly... I had a rant cast. Honestly, Andy, I couldn't... It was all so monotonous. Everything was the same, and I just stopped listening to it. I was begging to see Caitlin's stupid titty. Sir, stupid body. Can you name Caitlin? Yeah, Caitlin from Bread Health show. He sounds like him too.

He abuses substances like him. Yeah, the stoner affect is not fond of listening to. Yeah. The stoner giggle, the cough. All right, we haven't done this in a minute, but it's time for... Gringe of the week! Gringe of the week! This week's Gringe of the Week is Howard Stern from the Howard Stern Show.

This was brought to my attention by one Vinnie Paulino. He got to call me up the other day to tell me about this. I'll play the clip. As you guys know, Howard Stern, since he's been married to Beth O, takes in stray animals. Right. I guess not stray is probably the right word. Rescue.

Rescue, see I don't get this shit. But they have cats running around their fucking house all over the place. There's hundreds of cats in any given time. And then he says this, and the thing about modern day Howard Stern, well I guess all time Howard Stern, no one calls him on his bullshit.

You want like a Scott to pace in there. So I'm gonna be like, what the fuck do you say? What are you nuts? Anyway, let's play it. You know what we do? We cremate our pets, and they're in the, I have a big giant vase, and each one is in my bedroom, like in the vase.

But we, hundreds of dead animals are cremated and in his bedroom. Well, does that sound okay to you? That sounds gross. It's gross, it's terrifying. Can't imagine what the smell of it in his house must be. If you have that many animals running around. But why wouldn't you tell your wife that that's not okay?

Yeah. Like, if this is how you mourn the passing of pets, let's stop bringing all of them in our house then because this is not working for either of us. This is not healthy. It's not a healthy activity. And I want to point out fucking Vinnie's like, oh, I heard this thing. You got to play it on the show. So this morning, I was listening to the Howard Stern show. I actually don't normally do to find this clip. He didn't tell me where it was. I was in the 30 minutes. He Thanks a lot, Vinnie. Oh, Ronnie the Limble Driver talking about his sick dog and the dog the past.

It was the most depressing guy. I'm trying to get up for a show. Yeah. Try to have a little bit of fun. And I'm just hearing about dead pets and the cat that died two years in. I'm like, fuck, Vinnie. Fuck you. He's the creep. Nice. Speaking speaking of Howard Stern Heather W. We had Heather W on the show last week. Yeah, I had to edit it out because she freaked out. She's a mental.

Yeah, well, I don't want to. I'll say it. I don't want to label anybody. Dude, my relationship with Heather W. More ups and downs in six days and I've had my wife. We've known each other 12 years. And I'm not I'm not exaggerating. More ups and downs with Heather W. More ups and downs in six days and I've had my wife. We've known each other 12 years. And I'm not exaggerating. More ups and downs with Heather.

She's threatened to, and I, you know, I don't take being threatened well. Right. I'm not a fan of that. She threatened to get me fired, to have me taken down. I have the tax message. I'm not showing it to you.

And I'm like, all right, Heather, you know, we're not, we don't have a relationship anymore. You just threatened me, this is insane. What the fuck? And then a day later, she's like, oh my God, you gotta see what's the other job to do it right now, laugh my ass off. We're not friends, Heather.

This is fuck straight off. He's so weak. So Heather was on the Howard Stern show back in June, June 8th of 2020. And, uh, Heather's got this, this ailment. It's called, uh, Trump D'Arrangement Syndrome. And so does Howard. So they could talk about this shit all day. It's, uh, it's pretty boring, but there's a few things that I wanted to point.

I'm just going to scan through this with your guys. Yes, uh, Heather, you're on the air in Texas. Hi. Hi. This is Howard. Yes this is Beth his wife he had to go to the bathroom so I'm taking off at the show. All right that goes out for a bet. This is Howard. Howard. Yes, this is Beth, his wife. He had to go to the bathroom. So I'm taking over the show.

All right, that goes out for a bet. And then, uh, yeah, I know. All right, let's see what else I thought was noteworthy. They're afraid of what they're afraid. They're generals. I don't know what they're from. All right, Heather, I got to go. I don't want to talk about Trump all day.

Trump, you'll get to vote in November. And if you think that he's a standup guy and he's doing a good job, then you vote for him. And if you don't, you vote for Joe Biden. That's the end of it. Yes, I just want to please tell you one thing. I live in Texas on not literally. And I'm not a lot of votes now because they made a rule here

that we can mail in votes. And I allowed to vote now because they made a rule here that we can mail in votes. And I had to, and I must die. And I am not allowed out of the house. And so I'm not allowed to, they made this Texas Supreme Court and the governor said that I can't vote. And I'm very triggered about that. And also about 17 miles down the street today, Joe Biden will be here because I'm very tired about that. And also about 17 miles down the street today, Joe Biden will be here because I call the George Floyd Memorial.

And even that scares me because. I started to think this one was a little unstable. Oh, shit. Because I met her a week and a half ago, and the sky was falling that into it. This is back in June. The sky was falling and everything was falling apart Biden gets elected and things are still falling apart for others she's locked up in her home I'm out of load oh

boy it takes a responsibility for your own life no shit letting everything happen to you very wise Andy hmm I have you on the show? Yeah, it's a very scary app. I wanted to thank you because we're hanging up at one of my buck out list all my life even before I was sick, but to get through to you. So thank you for for my huge fan. Thank you for taking up on my call.

Because now I can cross the South of my bucket list. You know, kill myself. You know, big of a fan. She says to Howard, I'm a huge fan. Do you know, big of a fan she is? And big. She gave money to stuttering John Melendez. That's a big of a fan. Do it from the hour show. All right. By the way, I'm 20 minutes into this phone call right now. I've scanned through most of it. There's one more thing in here that I thought was interesting. So how are Sterns always talking about what women should weigh based on their height and according to Heather, she takes this as the gas pull. Followed on my entire life. You follow how much you have to weigh. What you always say, if you're 5'3", you have to weigh this much.

So I always do that. So whatever you say. Sure, how tall are you? I'm 5'3". How much do you want? 1.8. That's good. I approve that. Yeah, well she, you told her to do that and she's maintained it. That's what she's saying.

And I also have to see how kind of time she do. If Howard told you to vote for Trump, would you do that too? Good bye, Heather. Good to meet you. I've saved kind of parents. A 90 year old Jews. What do you know about it? I do it. It's insane. It's insane. And I feel bad for Heather because she means well, and she came on the show and she wanted to give us some information about stuttering John. Oh my god. I should read this She mean well, she doesn't mean well. No, my I'm mad at stuttering John. I helped me you shit on him. Oh, no, please don't you can't

Yeah, yeah, let me let me read you this fucking tax conversation. It's a headache. Oh, this is great So I put out the show on patreon and then I'm sciencey. Yeah. Red, or didn't read, played the entire... Right, yeah, I saw that, yeah. Heather W. Interview. And Heather W. was texting me before that. She's like, who is this Sciencey? And she was spelling it all right. Like, cyan like the car.

Yeah. So they go, it spelled this way. And I don't know where he is. I don't watch the show, you know. So then she obviously found it and washed it. And got really pissed off. And she says, I am giving you less than two hours to call me.

I have been well advised to not put any more in writing. I guess you don't care if you lose your job. Yeah, it's what she wrote to me. Wait, look like I have a job. Anyway, so I go back, I'm not going to call. I'll be getting out of the way of this at this time. Remember you initiated all of this. You reached out to the podcast host

who goofed on John every week. And now you're upset that I used the info you gave me to goof on John. That's on you. And you can't threaten me. I've been threatened by the boss I ain't scared. Show up like, okay, you were warned. For millions of dollars, I am being threatened to lose

and or I get physically hurt. W-A-T-P will be gone. It's all under hate speech and will soon be treated as such and then the next day Carl, I think I owe you an apology. Yeah, I swear to God. I'm reading this for me. I took my meds and now I realize I'm She goes idiot John does even know if what you put on your Patreon according to Sean It's 15 minutes before John's live show and he's obsessively waiting for someone to send him proof He's so dumb Anyway, I don't care what you posted. I'm heading to the vet with my still sick dog

Again apologies. I told Sean to tell John to get a life She's like she goes from oh my god John's gonna tell my dad and my whole world is ending to fuck this guy I don't care. It's, I can't deal. I can't deal with it. What a mess. All right, what else was going on this week? Bubba the love sponge. Picked up on the fact that we talked.

Remember a couple of weeks ago, Doug was here. Doug from Who's Right. Yes. Which is always fun. Yep. And he was on here and we talked about Bubba and his current show and his sidekick, Seth. And it was interesting because at the last minute, we had Manson on.

Manson called into the show and Manson was here to also shit on Bubba. Yeah, it was great. Yeah, I know, it was amazing. So they do this podcast and this is just Bubba and Seth. This is not the radio show. This is a new thing that they're trying, where I think it's called the Clemen Kusho.

So there's a new thing they're trying, it's just the two of them doing a podcast. The first thing they talk about is this podcast that we did. I won't talk about this a lot because I don't really care, but- But we're talking about a hand right now. A handful of people have sent it to me, and I just about Mans and going on a fucking podcast

and talking shit like I always enjoyed, you know, I just got you tore up. No, no, no, not tore up. No, I'm not tore up at all. You know what, he made fun of me the most. No, I know. I'm just saying to even just have my name come out of your mouth that even just say anything like the guy

tried to get a job with Cal ifay, he was hanging out with them, like he can't get to get anywhere, like nobody watches his shit. And for him to talk shit about me, like he's mad at you because the show's still thriving without him, like don't be mad at me. I'm the first one to fucking always wanna fight and respond, but that guy is so fucking desperate and out of gas

and we are on such the right side of stuff right now. Okay, I heard the word thriving in there. Yeah, I know. I'm not buying it. So interesting that he doesn't care. Right. It's the first thing they talk about and he's fired up. But like to bring my name up to even say anything about me, like this guy can't get a job anywhere. He's he was absolutely nothing without you. And all he's doing is swinging from your residual nuts.

And I just think to even mention me, it's just like, dude, you gotta move on. But here's what I'm gonna say. He gotta move on. Well, he was invited onto the show. Yeah, he wasn't looking for a guy out of his way to shit on Bubba. No, but he also didn't hold back either.

He seemed to be cool with that. So this conversation went on quite a bit. Here's what I understand. He wants to bring up how many years he worked for me and he insinuates that I needed him. And he was the only guy that was doing anything. He was the only guy who was the most talented guy. He was the best there for fucking wise.

So he didn't insinuate that. He said it. He came out and said, I was the best that ever was. I was the tailant on that job. He said, yeah, he kind of insinuated that he had a lot to do with our success. No, no, he literally said that. Yeah, he pretty much just came right out and he said your show sucks now without him. You've got that part out.

So I thought this was funny because Bubba is explaining that he creates stars. I have him a pretty good judge. I mean, if you just, I mean, people can say whatever the fuck I want, but look at everybody that has worked for me that has in somehow way shape or form done well in radio spice boy was a great radio guy Manson's a great radio guy. I mean I make everybody I Make good host. Yes, so to people. It's just it's like the billbell a check fucking system that I have here Did they just say Manson can't get a job anywhere? Yeah, did they just say that? He was your right hand man for 23 years man, I can't get a job anywhere? Yeah. Did they just say that?

He was your right hand man for 23 years. Now, we can't get a job anywhere. He's a loser. He sucks. And I am like this farm system for radio guys. Like, no, it can't be both of those things. And I like that he completely left, Brent. Brent, I don't know.

I don't like that, though. Because that's another reject. He's like, yeah, look at all these great guys. Because for my show, he has a run twitch now. What are you talking about? This is interesting. This is someone who's very insecure. Because Bubba says to start talking about

how good of a counting records he keeps. Now, he's running a business. Bubba is. OK. Meanwhile, my numbers don't lie. I keep a very detailed list of the money we make, the money the business business makes the salary payroll the light bill fucking water bills insurance the mortgage the payroll the payroll tax

You know employee comp, you know everything I know everything to the to the dollar you got me on that little bump for the podcast deal right? It's called a P&L It's what every business has, I know everything to the dollar. Yeah, you have to. That's how you run a business. This guy's all proud of himself

because he has the accountant. It's not that big of a deal. And you could tell that he's very insecure about how he runs the business because he has to explain to people that he's actually a really good manager. I'm actually a better manager than people think, but because I'm so fucking shot out on the air that you guys

Don't realize that I can you know be good at some other stuff. Let me say something What a weird thing to say on a podcast especially someone like bubble the love spot who's had all the success in radio Everyone knows his name is going you know what guys actually I'm actually pretty good at stuff these old guys It's so insecure right. It's so weird. Yeah, I'm not that funny, but I have a 70 credit score, and I never had one cavity. Congratulations. You know what I'm showing still stuff. You know what I think happens, Andy? I think that radio businesses dying,

they don't understand the internet, they don't understand streaming or podcasts. They're watching all these people become famous that they think suck, and they're confused and frightened. They're bunch of crap, a sips assumptions out there. Yellowy could cloud.

I don't know if I've ever even met him. So from David to say that I'm a radio rejecter, anything like that. I was with one company for 18 years and I left on my own, never got fired and came over here. So I mean, that's my radio career. Yeah, take that, Manson. Seth was never a radio reject. And then they say this.

I got you as a highly sought-after free agent and I got and well, no, I actually got you when nobody, you know, people thought that you were done and that you were. I was done. And that you would make a huge mistake and that you were never be able to do what you, you know, you're a fucking flake and that you're never going to be able to do what you, what you're, what you're wanting to do. And meanwhile, you couldn't have done what you wanted to do with a multiplier of five more than you've done. That is true. Wait a second, they just said both things.

I wasn't a radio reject, I was sought after, and then Bubba goes, yeah, you were done when I brought to it. Yes, that's true. I was gone for nobody wanted me. Boy, and then they're doing this podcast. This is not in the radio. They don't have any advertisers Oh boy, and of course there is a care about that. I mean, I know right now. You're like, why are we doing this? We're not getting paid. We're not doing anything. I'm not saying shit. I'm having fun with my friends No, I know, but I'm just saying like that's probably it's might be what you that's you

Your inner voice saying why am I doing this? I'm not getting paid you're mr. Johnny No, no, hey, you're like Johnny camp. No, what he's saying is oh We're goofing on this guy who's making a living from Twitch and here we are doing a podcast making no income and goofing on him It's called self-awareness is what just happened there because they were talking about for 15 minutes He's like and I get it you guys are probably ripping on me. Yes, correct. We are ripping on you. Anyway, I was a little disappointed because the only thing they talked about was Manson,

none of my hot tags are dumb. Yeah, they mentioned W-E-T-P-1s, come on. I know, I have people want to, honestly, if they had sent my name and the podcast name 20 times, we wouldn't have gotten a bump. It's not like people are listening to bubbles podcast. But it's true, yeah. So I don't know that it matters, it's fine.

What else is going on in the world of the fallout from last week's show, Anthony Cumia? No, it's the answer to that. So Anthony was talking about OP. Yeah. Because of course OP, instead of John. I saw the like stills from that with OP in the shadows. Yeah.

It looks like he had a gun in his mouth. Oh god. And he's on microphone. Wishful thinking. Yeah. Could you imagine? Oh, so what's going on? So OP puts out this tweet.

Let me read this tweet. It's so fucking funny. Oh boy. Opie says, you don't know the history of women in America and how they were held down. Having a woman vice president is huge for women all over the world.

Prang, she does a good job. I'll get at Tammy Paschatelli on the podcast this week to hopefully enlighten you. This is a response to somebody. So this is this is what Anthony calls woke P. Yeah. woke Opie. And I love Anthony's take on this. I'm literally just playing these clips because I laughed at him and I thought it'd be funny to play on my show. Sorry. Yeah.

You don't know the history of women in American how they were held down. Hell down like you did stalker patty on the mouse traps. Hell down while a whiffle ball bat was shoved in their ass hole and marked with a sharpie to see how far up it went. So the next girl that we shoved it in our ass and it went deeper, we'd give her a prize. Like a whole whole whole thing. That kind of holding down. The homeless man who held down his appetite for cake.

Cake? Yeah. Like that kind of holding down a homeless man who held down his appetite for cake cake Yeah Hell down like the woman we had shoot ping pong balls out of her cunt. Yeah, I kind of shit held down like the women in 55 gallon drums week through shit on So and they remember is where they came from opi obviously he's not gonna act like he's some kind of ally now right Some more goofy on oppie's tweet here. Having a woman vice president is huge for women all over the world, praying she does a good job. I'll get Tammy Paschatelli on the podcast this week to hopefully enlighten you. Anyone who even imagines you're going to be enlightened in any way by watching Opie Show.

Your mental patient. I was dying when I heard that. And the funny thing is that he's like, I'm going to get Tammy on to enlighten you about a woman vice president. And Dave, I think that's a pretty good point here. That's such a sexist thinking, hey, I'll get Tammy on the podcast and she'll enlight you. What kind of an expert is Tammy on women's rights or anything? No, I just want to be thinking just because she's a woman that she has this knowledge about women and women's rights, you can talk to a guy about the same thing.

That's what I mean. Tammy is a comic. I don't think she's a comic. Yeah, she's a comic. And then when I was like, Tammy is a comic. We need her know. She's a comic. And then when I was like, get Tammy is a comic. Yeah. What? We need her on your show to it. Lighten people. She's talking about all that sort of feminism. It's a college. I know. Last thing from this episode of the Anthony Kumio show on compound mediation. Subscribe to that. I sure shit do. And he's talking about WATP. You're talking about a quoted bit and he had this to say.

So watch the, yeah, fucking Geno's hilarious on it. He just goes off about stuttering John. Like John is just, and he's gonna be like, all right, John, Anthony's talking about you. What are you saying? What are you saying? I'm just saying he's an idiot. He's not a smart man. Neither is open. He's just a stupid guy. He actually said that Howard came to him after he left and said, John, you know, I apologize. I should have kept you

around and I should have given you Jackie's seat. I know, yes, the laughing you're hearing is from a soundproof booth. You just heard Garrett laughing through the, he wasn't, his mic wasn't on. You heard laughter through a soundproof booth at the prospect of Howard saying, I'm sorry John, I should have given you the fuck already lying Yeah, we got we got controversy over the great geno basquante's performance last week. I thought it was fantastic as Anthony just said I did too he was fantastic and I know Chrissy was good too. Chrissy was great. Yeah, I was pretty good I see was good too. Chrissy was great.

I was pretty good. I don't even get to get there. Yeah. So, Gido, on his show in Hot Water, also on Compound Media, talks about checking out Reddit, which is probably not a great idea. Let me say this about fucking,

I'll say it again, because someone on Reddit doesn't like it. I went to Reddit the other day to fucking post my football video. No one on Reddit is happy. Have you ever heard someone like in a normal world go like, hey, yeah, let me check my Reddit. I'm just a happy guy.

What goes on in Reddit? It's the word. You have your own Reddit. Anything that I like, I go to a Reddit and then it just turns into hate. Whatever it is. I did who are these podcasts and I'm not kidding, it was great. And by that, it just mean I had a blast these podcasts, and I'm not kidding, it was great. And by that, it just mean I had a blast.

Everyone's tweeting it, this was so great. I went to Reddit, every single person hated me, hated me. And the best comment I got on Reddit from the thread was, I don't think Gina was that bad. That is true. That is true. What happens at Reddit is one person has an opinion and then nobody wants to be the counter argument to that.

So everyone just piles out, yeah, yeah, you don't suck, yeah, he's the worst. You know what's great. You know what's great. I stand by that, I think it was really good. So they're talking about Chad Zumak. Yeah. Chad Zumak, holy shit, he got a lot of press this week.

He's everywhere. If you don't know, Chad Zumak was arrested, spent four days in jail, 35 charges, and I'm not gonna pretend I know what this is all about. And Chad, we're good, buddy. I'm not ragging on you. I actually think this was one of the best things you've done for your career ever.

Because you're out of your show, everyone's talking about you. So, no such thing as bad publicity. No, this thing is bad publicity, And I'm sure you're fine. But I thought this was funny. This was a pretty good joke that came in. Kevin Brennan called into In Hot Water. And Kevin Brennan and Chad are good buddies. Like Chad's always on Kevin Brennan's show.

Great. And this is a pretty fun joke. It sounds like Chad just was stealing credit cards and using them. Is that correct? Well, that's what you would do with them. I'm asking, Kevin. He got caught buying Twitter followers with the fake credit card.

You better be lying. I don't know if there was Gino who didn't get the joke. Or Kevin, but that was a good joke. And then one last thing, Gino has a pretty good take as Kevin's talking about the chance situation. According to Chad, he just ran into some bad luck. I mean, I hope that's the case. Hey, have you tried this new hot sauce, Mr. Miner mango? Is this a plug? No. They renamed it the Mr. Miner mango. I get it.

No, there's no running into bad luck when you get arrested. Okay, unless you're a black guy from the 50s. I mean, there's no running into bad luck. He did something wrong, correct? Yes. Yeah. That is correct. What's here, what Chad side of this is? Okay, great.

Because Chad would have Sionzi's podcast or his streaming show. Yes. And Cyan Z, I like that guy. He's, you know, talked shit about me in the past, but I don't care about that. I don't care about everybody. Yeah.

And then by the way, speaking of that, Monique reached out to me. Monique from Radio Gunn, because she wanted to hear that Heather interview. I put it on the Patreon. If you want to listen to the interview that we had to take out of the show, it is up on an exclusive special on our Patreon, but so she reached out and I said it to her and I was like, hey if you ever want to come on

Who are these podcasts and chat about sittering John or something we love to have you she was actually like oh After you talk shit about me and made fun of the show. I'm like, oh my god. Yes. Oh you do his talk shit on the internet like really? You have that then a skin why are these people so thin skin or they're talking shit? Yeah, so silly. So anyway my point is Sci-N-Z he took he went on our patreon. He signed up for it. Oh, he took the interview and played it on his show I was in the chair of like what are you doing? You're playing my content Yeah, the fuck dude But I don't have a problem with Sci-N-Z so this is a Chad on his show talking about this case

that he has against him. Yeah, I guess I am a lawyer. A lawyer for $15,000 because of the situation. And basically, I got 35 Jack charges. I don't even know what the charges are. I really don't even know what they are. Or what they mean. $15,000 attorney. I hope this guy takes credit cards.

Oh yeah, charge it ever you want. It's fine. I got you. No worries. That's a joke, Chad. It's a joke. So Chad explains, he doesn't. He's so vague.

He won't explain what happened. I actually listened to his show and he says, if you want to hear what happened, I'm going to say it on my Patreon. Okay. Fucking guy. I mean, he's got to raise money for his attorney, but still. Yeah. So this is, this is Chad talking about what happened very vaguely. There's a thing called no good deed goes on punished. That's not true. It can get punished really bad. In fact, you can get 35 counts and get put in jail for four days. I don't think you understand that phrase.

No good deed goes unpunished is what you're talking about. It's like, that's not true. No it is. Oh well. I mean, you had time to think about that. Anyway, this is them explaining the arrest. I will say this that there was a situation where I got accused because of something I may or may not have found and I may have may or not have got pulled

over and for something else and long story short I was on the hook for a smoking gun if that makes sense. Like I'm like Richard Timble I didn't kill my wife now. I have to prove my innocence What the hell are you talking about? You guys following us? Not really. He had somebody shouldn't have had and he got pulled over for doing something He shouldn't have done and then there was a smoking God and it's all just a misunderstanding here, rather I don't know so they're talking about the science he has is been to jail before and he was talking about how he took a plea deal. And he was giving Chad advice on when to take a plea deal, how to take a plea deal.

And he asked him, well, if this did go to trial, because apparently 96% of these types of charges get pleaded out, they don't go to trial. So he's going, if this went to trial, would you win? If you go to trial, would you win? Hands down easily. Then just go to trial. Then fuck doing the deal. Just go to trial. All right. So this is interesting. So Chad is saying, oh yeah, I'm innocent. This goes to trial. There will be no charges. They'll all be dropped. So let's see if he takes a deal or not. Yeah. Because if he is innocent, that would mean he wouldn't take a deal, right? I mean, I just want to see on this place out. I have no ill will towards Chad.

I love that he did our show. I thought he was great. It's one of our most download and episodes. But he does throw this out there just to make it seem like there's plausible deniability. Yeah, I know my lawyer when he said 15,000 he goes goes it's an extra $5,000 if we go to trial I'm like what the fuck so now I'm like what do I do because this is on my own way? I don't know I forgot to well I get a cheap rope

so I think that he's saying that to be like well, you know it's gonna be 5,000 bucks I'm just gonna do some jail time but also also, the fact that he says, I got a really expensive attorney, tells me the guy's got all that innocent, right? When you're innocent, do you need the best attorney? Did OJ get like cheap attorneys? No. No, because he was guilty. He murdered his wife.

And he got off. And he got off with expensive attorney. Tell them it works. So I just think that's interesting. We'll watch, see how this all plays out. but something about stealing credit cards or IDs or something. I would who who even knows he won't say, but the real reason why I even listen to the show is because somebody tip me off that on son. Fair enough. You ruined a great episode of Who Are These Podcasts for? Oh God. I know, I trust me, I'm still getting it.

I didn't realize the backlash I was going to get by trolling. Now I've dealt personally with Stuttering John. We talked privately, texted me. He's fucking retarded. I'm sorry. He says, dumb as a boxer ox. I get he helped you out. But what do you like about Dabberling John?

I love it, Scythe. Well done, my friend. Well played. That's the funniest thing about Chad Zumak, all the shit that he's taking. It's really just for sticking up for Centering John, I was like, we do it. Yeah. He's an asshole, everybody knows it.

In fact, I'm not gonna say who, because I haven't gotten permission yet, but another one of his moderators, I think, is defected and signed up for our Patreon, and we've been messaging with each other when a Centering John's moderators. We fucking moderators, this is Sky Ham. I don't know.

We got Hockey Sean, I answered a bunch of questions from our buddy Segesha Zoo. I have a bunch of information on that. This other moderator came in and said, I also have DMs from sit on Jon asking me to troll people, ask him to troll Mitch Fatel, Sam Tripoli, Jason Alice. What an asshole. Sit on Jon is a fucking asshole which brings me to my favorite segment of the show. I'm Triple E, Jason Alice, so... What an asshole.

Suttery Jon is a fucking asshole, which brings me to my favorite segment of the show. Yeah Gaky yeah Yeah, Andy you've done something special this week. Yeah, I you know that I like trolling stuttering John Yes, you do and you're one of the best. Well, I will see I had a high hopes for this But okay, we did the came I got a cameo from Starring John for Carl for the anniversary. Yes, that was awesome Starring John's we should play that again people forget about that sure Yeah, I don't have it on the board though. Why did I just say that? I'm not even prepared to do that Yeah, stupid for me to say

Maybe a little for thought well then episode 200 that we played that out Yeah, yeah, I could find it. All right, anyway, go on. But so then also, it's fun to like go on in his chat and like give him a super chat. To get him to try and make a fool of himself, which is another thing that I did. The problem with-

What was your name with the super chat again? My name is Joe's brother. Joe's brother, but what did you have him say? I reg- I had him congratulate. I regret life. my name is Joe's brother Joe's brother but what did you have him say I read I congratulate I regret life that's right that was brilliant yeah that was brilliant okay the the inherent flaw in these trolls though is it involves me giving money to Stuttering John correct I'm not with that you do not want to support Stuttering John I'm over that yep I don't like John. Right.

So I went to cameo and I looked it up. He upped his price from when I got the cameo initially. He's now charging $75. Oh, wow. I guess he's in the man from Stuttering John. Okay. High pitch Eric is $75, too. So my goal now to troll John is to spend $75 worth of money on cameos of people shitting on John.

Yeah, I love it. So I was trying to think of who the best person to get. By the way, full of an expense report. This should be our WNP. We got this for you. This is a war. I'm doing it for the cause. We can write it. It's a write-out for the cause, Carl. Yeah, I just put right on the tax form, troll and cost. Yes. So immediately I'm like, I gotta get Jerry Bainfield. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Stuttering John professional advice, but Jerry doesn't have canyel. That's insane. He should totally be on there. So should Patrick Michael. Yeah. I would get both of that money. Right, tomorrow.

So even more outrageous than all of these things we just talked about, Tom Myers. I was like, oh, maybe I'll get Tom Myers. I love it. How much could Tom Myers be charging for a cameo? Less than a dollar? Unbelievably. $90.

Ah, cause you know why? Cause Tom Myers is one of those guys who has so many people trolling him. Yeah. They're want to get him to say embarrassing shit. Right. I'm also gonna make somebody else. Exactly.

Yeah. So at least he has that budget though. And next time just let me know, we can do that. All right. Well, hey. So Vinny is always spending my money for me, why aren't you? Yeah. All right, so the next idea that I had,

I think we'll save that one for the last. So the first one that I got is maybe the best one. Okay. But the next one I got was, I was just like, wouldn't it be funny if we had somebody who's famous for being terrible, give John advice? Yeah. So I got William Hung to try and convince Stuttering John

that he should use Google to figure out how to use his equipment. Interesting. So this is a blast from the past, right? William Hung from a very nice idol. Yeah, famous for being bad at singing. Very bad. Didn't he sing that Ricky Martin song? Yeah, she bangs. Right. So, I know this is an audio format, but it looks like he's in a no window North Korean apartment, and he's got like five bowling trophies

behind him for like no reason. But this is William Hung, reaching out to Stuttering John. Hey John, this is William Hung from American Idol. Come on man, you know how they've used your computer for your job, right? All you need to do is Google, but you never really do it and it makes us all crazy. I don't know. Did you give them that script? Well, all right. So that was really short for a cameo. Yeah.

I was kind of I William hung is was not the best option for this. He was just kind of the worst option. Baby. But I was just like, I just wanted somebody that was bad at stuff giving somebody else that's bad at stuff advice. So moving on from that one, then I tried to find like Jackie Martling, I think is like 50 bucks.

Okay. But Fred the elephant boy. 25 bucks. Fred the elephant. And you are a fucking bargain shop. I love it. Well, that's another thing I wanted to do was just get a bunch of nobody's that are on Camille. Like people you never heard of,

that are just there like, I this one girl, Alexis Sacks was like this 14 year old girl charging one dollar for a Camille. Oh, sweet. And I, so. Dude, was like this 14 year old girl charging $1 for a cameo. Oh, sweet. And so, Dude, Eric Zayn's on cameo. Yeah. You should have gotten the Zayn and Ashley.

I would have been happy to give Eric money. So I was just like, oh, it would be funny if we just got like a bunch of nobody's to do cameos and just like, just keep dropping them instead of John's feed, you know? Yeah, it's good. But she let me down, that's a problem with one dollar cameos.

They're unreliable. You know, a 14 year old girl, that just didn't want to come through. She's like no professional. But also, it's like when I, when I did the one with John, I was like, I can't let him know this is for WATP. I have to be vague about what I'm asking him to say.

Like he doesn't know who Patrick Michael is. He's a guy that's shit about Gary and Yanna. So like I pepper all those things in. So people know that it's about WATP, but John doesn't. But like with, and when I did the William Hung one, I was like, he doesn't know who's studying John is or what WATP is. I don't need to be vague with him. Right. So I should have been more, just flagrant about it, which is what I did with Fred the elephant. Oh, good.

So Fred gives us, he shouts out W-A-T-P. Oh, he shits all over. John, let's hear it. All right. If anybody doesn't know, Fred the elephant boy is a whack packer going way back with Howard Stern. So he has met Suthering John. Correct.

Many, many times. They know each other. I say this is Fred the elephant boy with a friend cameo for Stuttering John book by Hart Cara. Who are these big podcasts? Who is webbed to study John Paggett, almost all of them. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha.

John is my pleasure to give you this cameo. Oh, hopefully it's worthy to your friend, Clara. Carla. way. Clara. Carla. I know, Charlie, your apartment is full of empty big games and cock horses. Is he just ad living at this point? He just knows, right? Right. You can stop this I'm not just the insect, I think they connect to... You want me to stop this? This is great! We're talking about it. Please don't get in the way, since you get your buzzword with the g issues. We made this on some things, most political, and we have pushed them to serve.

You believe that the stuff you believe, I believe, is stuff that I believe. But it would never take away any of the cook-dum-tool we had. So I joined Take care of yourself. I hope you get a lot more success in the future. Maybe, maybe, maybe, I will have more on-pike ads and in front of you as my special supporters. Yes. Have a good dance John and Bupapoo to you all oh boy for the album boy well done my friend people are just joining the discord now like what the fuck it's going on

I think John should have him on his spot kiss. He has been recently somebody wrote in our discord Yeah, I guess I guess he's been on the show recently. Wow. After this cameo. I mean, it must make John sound smart. He must feel good about himself. Anyway, all right. So then I had another one where because my goal was to spend as much as John wanted for a cameo. And so again, I tried to get a weird rules. Just like a fucking. It's just a fuck you to John. I'd rather spend money this waving. Yeah, I get it.

I get it. Yeah. So I tried to get this other roast comedian named Sarah Keller that said she wrote for the cream abjoule de bar roast. Shaquille O'Neal. Shaquille O'on eel, perfect. At first I was like, oh, is that who, John roasted it, but it wasn't.

But anyway. Joseph roasted anybody. So after the William Humb kind of like misfire where he didn't do what I wanted him to do, and then Fred came through with it, I was just like, I don't have to be subtle. So I was just like, just tell starting John the WATP is better, and that he's a piece of shit

and he just stopped hitting on all the women that come on his show. But then she didn't do it. So I was just like, all right, maybe I was two. Yeah, right. Maybe I was two flagrant. You're right. So then this last one is from an improv comedian named John

Lear, who some people may remember the Geico caveman commercials. Sure. He was one of the original cavemen in the commercials. Then he was like the lead in an imprav sitcom called Ten Items or Less. But the reason that I got him to do this cameo for the very affordable 15 bucks. Oh nice. He was the host of I Miss celebrity get me out of here. So he knows, son of a bitch.

So he, as John was out of that job. He is. But this was the one I didn't, I didn't say this is for stuttering John. I got, or anything like that. I just kind of like fed him all the things I wanted him to say. And it's, I was very happy with what John Lier did for us. Full transparency on this week's W-A-T-P-I-L. A lot of build up.

I hope this is worth it. Here we go. John, it's John. Happy Halloween. Listen, I, nobody loves, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here more than yours truly. I mean, it, amongst other out of here more than yours truly. I mean, it amongst other things helped me buy my house, but we're concerned about you. And by we, I mean me and Carla.

Now listen, I don't know if this is true or not, but there are some rumors that your apartment has some cockroaches. And listen, that's nothing to be embarrassed about. I mean, I've lived in New York, I've lived in Chicago, we don't really have cockroaches in LA, which is weird. Somebody does. Cockroaches, you know, they serve a real important thing in our ecology.

I mean, they clean, they eat all of our dead skin apparently and they, they clean up. So cockroaches actually make our apartments more clean. However, there's a point where we will they trim his toenails. That's what I want to know. That's what John actually needs of these cockroaches. Never. There's a point

where we need to, you know, acknowledge the fact that maybe it's time to let go of this old boss who believe me. Nobody thinks he's more of a dick than me. But anybody who's read Bleak House knows that trying to wait for a lawsuit to come through is what could you be doing with your life? Let it go, get out of the apartment, do whatever Carla tells you to do. Yeah, I certainly am. Happy Halloween, my friend, and I hope this year is a good one. That is well done, Andy.

Thank you for pulling that off. I think that we should fund this. This should be a regular business. I think so too. I think this is like the new troll thing. Everybody, you know, you got a couple extra bucks. After you subscribe to the page you have for your ACP. Of course, very affordable.

After you get your press house coffee. Yes. You're a promo code WOTP for press house coffee. Yep. If you got one dollar left, you can get this Alexa bitch to come through with a cameo about sitting on Suddering John. It doesn't have to be her. Yeah. It could be anybody. It could be anybody. Take top your cost.

Honestly, I know it's too expensive, but Hype Jeric would be a photo on it to get him ragged on Suddering John. Yeah. I think that he would go after him. Okay. Yeah. You know what I mean? He's got an idiot. All right. We'll do it again. Yes. Great job, Andy. I think that he would go after him. Okay. You know what I mean? He's kind of an idiot. All right, we'll do it again. Yes, great job, Andy.

I enjoyed that. And I want to talk about what John's been up to this week because you sent me, I know what I believe. Oh my God, yeah. It's so funny. This video has since been taken down. But John comes on his live YouTube video stream and he's shot out of a cannon and he's like, welcome and blah, blah, blah, blah. And he shot out of a cannon,

and he's like, welcome, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And his microphone is now plugged in. Right. So there is silence. And he goes on for three minutes and 30 seconds. Yeah. Talking to people with everyone in his chat going, we can't hear you, we can't hear you.

We can't hear you. So obviously not clipable, but he comes back and he's lost all of his energy. He's got his tail between his legs and this is how he comes back after that. All right, I don't know what happened. Tell me if you could hear me now. Please tell me you could hear me now. Can people hear me? Please tell me you could hear me. All right, thank you. Something went wrong with my microphone. I don't know, it was working.

All right, I paused it there. Something went wrong, I don't know, it was working. Then I accidentally unplugged it when I pulled up my green screen. Oh, well, there you go. I unplugged it. Maybe that's the problem. And then it stopped.

Yep, that's okay. But I'm not gonna stop because it wasn't plugged in. Sorry about that. Won't be the first mistake and certainly won't be the last one. No, it's not it isn't the first mistake That's not that it won't be the first mistake. It isn't the one's thousand mistake. Well, there's my mother She says she can hear me mark P Holy shit, John. I wonder if he'd call it or he's like,

could you please watch my YouTube show? Could you tell me if you could hear me? Yeah. All right, this is fun. John is doing his political show. He's got health sparks coming out on some of the dish back and he says, coming up after this, I'm gonna do my beer on the balcony,

which is for only Patreonies. So if you subscribe to my Patreon, check me out, right to this for beer on the balcony, and he says this. Are you trying to get Tammy Pescatali? Is there a sadder sentence in the English language than I tried to get Tammy Pescatali? She was booked on Opie. Yeah, right.

She was talking to Opie about Kamala Harris Come on, what is the Tammy bus, Katali? I know what she doing with her. She's circling around Opie and John Anyway, Tammy, I don't know what you're doing with your life, but she's a scrance so in this show. Yeah come up now I'm not gonna for that She's enlightening but it's funny because John is two hours away from doing his beer on the balcony show and he's like, I don't know what comedian I'm gonna get on.

None. You're not gonna get any comedian on it, which he didn't. It was just him. You think you're gonna book a comedian in the next two hours while you're doing a show? Also, yet again, he streamed it live. That was one of the things that Heather texted me.

It's supposed to just be for the patreon supporters And it's just live on the internet because he doesn't know how to fucking do it. Yeah come on hockey puck Sean He's just got to use the internet Oh, another thing that John has so if you do sign up for his patreon. Oh, and you know what? So zoo asked him asked hockey puck a bunch of questions andockey puck answered them. I don't even know if I'm supposed to be talking about this. I'm sure I am. Why would you send it to me if I'm not supposed to talk about it? Sure, yeah. Lots of fun questions. One of them is, how much do you think John makes on Patreon and Superchets? I don't know what he makes on the Superchet,

but that's open. Anyone can see during the show. He has 35 patrons. He's up to 35. Southern Jean Melendez. Yeah. 35 patrons on Patreon. Like, why are you doing Patreon only shows? If there's 35 people who could potentially hear it. Yeah.

It's like Patrick Michael level. It's so embarrassing. Yeah. He's pretending to be a podcaster. He's pretending to be a professional celebrity. You're not. People don so embarrassing. Yeah. He's pretending to be a podcaster. He's pretending to be a professional celebrity. You're not. People don't care. Yeah. Anyway, if you do sign up for his Patreon, which I encourage everybody not to. Yeah, no thing. You don't want to give this ass all any money. You'll get an amazing gift. I hope you guys are ordering your face masks. I have, you know, I have made them free to all of you,

who are my Patreon and to all of my YouTube subscribers. So, you know, you know the code, I sent it to you. If anybody doesn't know the code, please let me know and I'll make sure you get it. But these Stuttering John podcast face masks are available. Well, Microsoft shopping is done now. Redcast shirts. Redcast team shirts. Stuttering John podcast. Face masks. It's a signed face mask. Could you fucking imagine anyone wearing a Stuttering John podcast face mask? No. Oh, I forgot to mention that I put all those cameos in the subreddit.

Yes. And then almost like immediately after that, somebody probably was just like, oh John, there's like put all these cameos in there about you. And then suddenly there's a link to Stuttering John's cameos. He's just like, oh, thanks for the tribute cameos. Oh really? Well, if you go look at this and it's a link to John's cameo page. Okay, interesting.

I wonder if he's trying to capitalize on it. Well, I know he was doing that. It was probably Hockey Park. Uh, okay, yeah. One of his mods probably did it. By the way, Nikki B signed up for my Patreon because we put out that other WITRU. Yeah.

So all of his mods are I know what we're up to over here. They're all checking out you were in another thing that make for the money assholes Another thing the hockey puck Sean said to Segesha zoo was that John doesn't listen to our show, but he does yeah And he says that when John comments on our show is just because of what people tell him. And John believes everything people tell him. Okay. So people tell him all sorts of crazy shit. And he's just run burgundy.

Yes. He just believes everything he reads. And it's just fact to him. So people, that's why people troll him all the fucking. I'm obviously, because he believes everything. We got to figure out how to use that against him. But Sean said that he would potentially someday come on WATP. John would.

No, Sean, hockey puck. Okay. Hockey puck, Sean, Mike, come on. So that'd be Wood. No, Sean, Hockey Park. Okay. Hockey Park, Sean, Mike, come on. So that'd be fun. Yeah. I would do that. Okay. So then he has Hell Sparks on his show.

Again. Hell Sparks won't learn. I know. Hell Sparks comes on the show and initially when they try to connect John's microphone wasn't working. So Hell wants to come on and goof on John. Like, ah, you can't get your shit together. But this is an epic fail because hell shit doesn't work.

And here is my buddy. I knew he had FF. How fast? He's surprised. We got to work and you got it up and running. I was very impressed. You're just pulling wires. What happened?

First of all, you're not completely centered and there's a little static on your head. All right, all right. Look, you're in a nitpick when you didn't even have any sound for God's sake man Well, how is what happened the mic unplugged right? Mm-hmm right I put it back in and the computer's not reading it So I'm going from the computer audio. There's a sound okay. Wow This is like a fail cast is what John is doing. So after he gets done talking about his political nonsense

for two hours, he starts reading the chat that's coming in. And I thought this was interesting. This guy calls out John, there's a guy on Twitter who actually tweets at me a lot, it's like John's bony arms. Is this his name? And I don't know if it's the same guy who calls him out here, but does this funny might have been dirty is trying so hard to get my attention this whole show and

He's not going to in fact. I'm just gonna block him You know, it's like he's hit John's bony arms. They don't look too bony to be idiot John's bony arms. They don't look too bony to be idiot. It's such a schmuck. He actually flexed on the show. He had a prove a big it's strongy as which it's not impressive. I mean this guy's not doing curls. So John addresses the fact that Heather gets come out with all these accusations. I have the DMs. I have the text threads. I know this all is real and exists and John wants to answer that. I appreciate you all and anybody who knows me like Sean Hockey Canada 25 like Nikki B, you know, we've had conversations, they understand that I'm a good upstanding guy and all I'm gonna say is like don't

believe the crazy minutia and the crazy lunatics out there who are making up lies and stories that are untrue about me and I'm just gonna say you know just ignore it just like I do because there's nothing but lies and have no weight and you know and that's it. Just ignore it like I do. First of all, obviously he's lying because we have the DMs. We see these telling people to go troll his enemies on the internet. Yeah, and I'm a good guy. Ask the moderators who I've talked to a couple times. They'll tell you I'm a good guy. Ask all the people who don't do your show anymore who used to do your show if you're a good guy That would be more interesting, I think

Anyway, he goes ignore it like I do. I was being told. I don't know if this is true or not But I was being told by Heather W That John wanted to listen to this interview that I posted on our Patreon It was gonna decide whether to sue me or not based on this interview. Also, he's gonna sue Heather, he's gonna sue everybody. Right. He said, sell, deed, a taxes, a feeder off. Right.

That's a fuck. It's like, what do you mean ignore it? It's the opposite of ignoring it. It's the only thing you're all consumed with it, which is why you're again bringing up on your show. Yeah, like, Robert Myers will attest to it. I'm a genuine guy and you know, these people who are trying to lie

and you know, and paint a different picture are, you know, are just trolls and lunatics as far as I'm concerned. Oh, right, yes. These people who are trying to expose the truth are lunaticsute attacks. Obviously. John Sox, he has no sense of humor.

He does this thing that's so annoying to me where he answers jokes. But anyway, Billy, please donate to John Streamy. Clearly, Clint, can't even afford a razor. I do have a razor. I actually have a very good one, a Gillette Ultra. What? He hasn't shaved it a couple of days. The guy obviously can't afford a razor. I actually have a very good one a Gillette ultra what He hasn't shaved you a couple days the guy obviously can't afford a razor. That's not true I got a pretty decent razor. I'll go grab it give you a minute John. It's a fucking joke

He has no sense of humor left But that's reason I got the bus rate, but don't worry though It doesn't bother him, but you know, it doesn't bother him anymore. It really doesn't. I actually think it's sterical. Bullshit! I'm not buying that for a second. He then goes out because I was explaining how you can just tell John that anyone said

anything about him and he fucking flies up the handle. He just said, nothing bothers him. It doesn't bother me. He thinks it's funny. Somebody says that Opie was talking shit. Ha ha ha. Of course, John does what John does. It's weird, like somebody on Twitter was trying to get me like into a war with OP.

You know, like OP trashed you, you know, and I, you know, and I sent it to OP. You know, he's like, John, I said I unfortunately had to do John's podcast, but I didn't mean because I didn't want to, it just means because I don't like doing anybody's podcast. And I, All right, so this is funny. OP said unfortunately I had to do John's podcast. So he didn't deny that. He did say that, which is fucking funny.

If you ask me. And John explains, he's like, yeah, these people try to get wars going. They sent me this thing and I sent it to OP. So John's response was not to ignore it, not to not care about it, whether it's true or not, but you know the job was like, OP, what the fuck's up with this? What's going on? Well, we're not cool anymore. You know, I thought we were cool or doing a podcast. I like doing anybody's podcast and I don't really like talking about Anthony. He goes,

but I love to have a young and I want to have you on again. Yeah, that's called being nice. Again, John does not understand when people are just trying to be nice to him Because it's the point thing to do in a point society Yeah, and if all you did was talk about something you didn't want to talk to you about why do you think you would have you back? Oh, dude that show was a train wreck from the start Open comes on. He's just like well, why does Anthony not like me? I was like I haven't talked to this guy in seven years I don't know what do you mean? You're unlikable, John.

That would be the answer. If all people were the funny guy, a quick guy, it would be like, because you're unlikable. So I know what likes you. John again, and you know, it's just these people. They try and create fake feuds. They try and instigate things because they have no lives.

I'm just remembering the video of this when I clipped it. instigate things because they have no lives. Ugh. I'm just remembering the video of this when I clipped it. When he says no lives, he gets a stupid snaggle tooth right up into the camera and you can see his fucking growth teeth as big gross mouth. Ugh. This guy's so gross. All right, one last clip that I want to fly.

I consider this show a participatory podcast because you're all involved participatory say that one times Participatory is the word that you're looking for John you stuttering ignoramus. Oh God will this ever stop being fun. No, I hope that yeah, I hope it doesn't all right Well if anybody wants to get some cameos so we can continue to get people talking about John That would be awesome Andy, what have we talked about today? Oh my God really a rain down red cast correct Howard Stern. Yes John John Baba Anthony A rain-doubt red cast. Correct. Howard Stern. Yes. Mmm, John. John, Baba, Anthony, Gino, Chad, Zuma, Sciencey.

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I love it. Yeah, that's good stuff. So we're gonna bring on Casey, the review girl. I gotta hit the head. Oh, yeah. But I'm gonna bring on Casey and you guys can chat with her while we're waiting. Casey, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Can you hear me?

Oh my gosh, she always brings it, doesn't she? Yeah. So much enthusiasm. Just the amount of charisma just oozing off of you, Casey. It's unbelievable. I'm so excited to be here. Since we're talking to Casey who's down in Florida, I want to remind people I'll be performing live on stage with Dick Matthew and Dick Matthew and Mersh from where Benz is this is in Tampa how close to Tampa are you Casey? Oh, I'm far away, but I was gonna go actually had to get a refund though

I and just I'm not gonna be able to make it now Yeah, so I'm trying to promote it right now. You're kind of I know fucking shit up Ignore what she just said she'll be there at the kissing booth. Everybody show. Yeah, that's right. So Tampa.dick.show to get your tickets. Did you say like Rick sound like Marilyn Monroe? Yes. You made it sound like Rick and charisma.

I this is what I sound like, like, at work. I, like, well, you're on a show, can it sound differently? Yeah. I don't feel like this will work. I'm on a show. It's very cool. Like, I am a professional. I have a salary.

People ask me questions. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm supposed to provide expertise. People ask me questions and they say, like, do you recommend the liver worst? I recommend everyone try the liver worst. I know. Are you ready for reviews now? I didn't know I was thinking about what the rush was. You ready for reviews now Watch this because I'm a pro watch as I'm gonna say the whole thing

Casey all right welcome back to show it's been a couple weeks Do you have some new reviews you can read for us? We'll try to guess how many stars that each review gave us Yeah, I was definitely do have some wonderful amazing reviews for you Carl. How many reviews do we have this week? Well, I have a ton Since it's been two weeks. We don't have to go through all of them. There's like 20 Yeah, I didn't think I just just pick at some of the better. You're eight some good ones. It's like your whole job. What do we pay you for?

I realize the first paycheck is missing. I read it moment. It's a FUNCO POP collection was a podcast. It'd be this these guys. That's a Funko Pop collection was a podcast. It'd be this these guys That's a five star I yeah, that sounds good. Yeah, Chris. Yeah, yeah, all right. We're all Greek five star. What do we got? It's a one star Bad star. All right next one Next one. I hate you Carl

Fuck you Carl. I hate you not because. Fuck you, Carl. I hate you. Not because you're arrogant and funny, which you are. I hate you because until I found your piece of shit podcast, I had no idea who Patrick Michael was. Or that well, now I know things to you as whole beat it. It was worded like that on. So Vic is writing reviews from the Navy. I'm gonna go I don't know if that's a five star I don't that's a tough one I'm gonna go with three.

We heard I'm gonna go five. Five Andy I got one. I got five stars. Oh, I'm gonna produce your chris in the lead. All right. All kinds of no. Guess you guys don't know and don't care about talking about guys you might not know and shouldn't care about what awaits in my time. I want those hours of my life back. Sounds like a moron, giving a one star. Yeah, I'm going to say that's a one star review. One. You guys are so bad at this.

It's a five star review. Oh! I'm doing a terrible, I'm sorry, me. One. You guys are so bad at this. It was a five-star movie. Oh, I'm doing a terrible, I'm over three. Seriously, I'm doing a terrible, terrible movie. Seriously. It's tripping me up. Take the under. All right. All right. Just to know, do you like ableist and misogynistic mediocre old men give it a listen? Not even funny.

I'm gonna say that's a lot. That's gotta be a lot. I'll just say five. All right. Why not? You're in the lead. Uh, that was a one-star. Oh, you're back at the board.

I have the board now. All right. What do we got? One more. One more, all right. Uh, how about two more? Because one's really short. Okay.

One that just says W-A-T-P. Peep-A-Brat-Me here. I'm just like I'm not here. That's a fiber. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, good. That's great. Obviously.

All right, last one. What is this crap cast? If you would like listening to some free hot, cripple stutter in paraplegic hating hyena who laughs at his own jokes, then marketing your calendar. It drops weekly on Sundays with some ensemble of other folks who are clearly just there So he can take a drink before he starts yelling like an excited middle school girl talking of boy crush Is this from the jingles department? That's what I'm gonna go five star that's correct. Yeah All right follow up question. That's correct. Yes. All right.

Follow up question. How's the weather there? Keep a... Call back. Can you not do call back? I said I'm going to take out bus. Come on. So keep on giving us five stars and shooting

all over us in the comments section. Wherever you like to rate podcasts. What's listening to some voice mails mouse Joe Biden got into the show. President-elect Joe Biden here, and this is how I talk. Listen, I got a call from my good friend Heather W. about some social media you're involved in. We're gonna have to ask you to cease and desist before I sick the FBI and cyber investigators on you, which I can assure you is very real and very scary.

And Heather, if you're listening, consider spending the money that would have gone to John's child support on my 2024 campaign. Just think how many campaign merchandise that could print, gotta love the rich one. Oh, well done, you'll buy it now. I love it. Oh my God, I can't wait for Heather to text me.

Joe Biden was talking about me, I just, I'm sorry. Who more? Yes, Heather, he I just Here's another voicemail that came in from James Absolute. He's making a name for himself on the voice. I'll say that. What's up W-A-T-P? Support James Absolute. I think I know why everybody in the subreddit hates Gino, probably for the same reason I do because he spent so much time Talking about what makes him laugh how he makes everybody else laugh But he didn't at any point make us the audience laugh Instead he spent the whole time being a fact it's a get back it back it call me back James obsolete out

All right, there's a little out of the good ball to that one. That's great. Oh My guess the sex ones's about you, Casey. I still have a post for number. I gotta do that. I have a mission. Hey, Carl, I'll pull it forward for your Patreon's for only getting that dominoing cut Casey's number. Tell her to get a new internet connection, first of all, and tell her to stop being such

a fucking cracker, the landfist. So I'm gonna give you my number to give to your listeners right now it's eight to eight two seven three four eight oh wait you don't play this on your podcast you're a faggot Jesus i'm down for what upslur is going on i do want to point out because i was a little surprised by this when i was dumping these down last night that is his actual number he just came out his actual number. I'm the internet. Good luck with that. Sarah, she's a scary person.

Fucking all right. Speaking of the P pod. Uh, hey, could you guys please get Dick Masterson for a guest on the P pod? Uh, I think that that would be great. Thanks. Bye. Yeah, I'll be down in Tampa with them. Maybe I'll lead on when he's ready. Yeah, can I come with you? I mean, my zoom is that cool. I was following him into a porn.

I'm not. Pointing the Patrick Michael was a picture of my host friend, right? Yeah, nothing together all the time. I see Casey gets it. She's less than. Yeah, on the bonus episode, we pointed out on the do You Party episode,

that the guy who was on there with Petra Boe was like, you know what, guys, we like to go pee in groups just like girls do. Like, what? Yeah. No, that's not a thing. We like pee together and masturbating in groups. Yeah, I'm right.

Are you talking about it? Yeah, who does it? It's fucking people are weird. Girls don't even like to go to the bathroom together that much. That's not true. You women only go in groups. That is not true.

Maybe you don't have any friends. Yeah, I can't go to the bathroom unless I'm with someone else. OK, go to the bathroom unless it's on somebody else. Yeah. Hey, Carl, the only gay furry that listens to your podcast look i got about like twenty minutes into the new episode with the uh... you know the scottie guy holy fuck is he annoying oh my god dude why would you have this guy on your show

what the fuck dude it sucks so bad whatever fucking calling that okay I don't believe that he's the only gay furry that listen to the show I can fight good fight I don't agree with that opinion but a lot of people seem to have it there hey Carl I was just I was just wondering is you not stupid why why do you think that you made up the idea of an echo chamber or something? Every time he was like, wow, Carl's just like Carl coined the term echo chamber. Like what, what is going on in this hit?

He made me back. I think that was the joke, sir. It's called a bitch. That was the bet. One thing that Gino and Aaron Berg do on their show is they beat bits into the crowd. It's kind of their thing. So that's what he was doing. Here's another person with an opinion on Geno's performance for the last week. Hey Carl. So you know one thing about your show is that we started playing these clips of

rambling idiots talking about nonsense. I kind of start to drift off and go out and then you triple fuck springweed right back in. But you know this uh this guy Gino he's really perfected the art of keeping that rambling idiot nonsense shit talk going for the entire show. So I was able to zone out for the entire last episode. You should think about getting him back on. All right. All right. Well, fortunately, Geno called in to defend himself. I don't know.

Hey, Carl. It's Geno. Sorry about my voice. I'm a little bit under the weather. But I wanted to apologize to you and Chris E. Mayer for talking over both of you for the two out of the three hours that we podcasted together. Also, oh my god.

I don't think you remember when his joke was going to be. I think you dropped some ball out of that one. Oh, but thankfully in order to save the voicemail segment, CJ called into the show again. Oh, wonderful. Hey, co, it's CJ. And I am honestly amazed with this week. I mean, this has been only time.

OP has been funny, all the podcasts that you played. And I honestly thought me walking would be a highway like we heard, but listening to Opie just shut down, struggling, and gone, it was so entertaining. It almost made that gay Italian guy. You had an album last week. It almost made him sound terrible. And, you know, I warmed up to him

and he actually inspired me to write a joke. So I'm gonna review with this joke, Carl. Who was Hitler? He was a guy. Get it? Did you get it, Carl? Call me back. Hey, Steve, you're not gonna go to Tampa

or you won't be on a meet crippled Jesus. I ain't gonna be there. I ain't meat crippled Jesus. I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna be there. You're really letting everybody down. Yeah, I'm sure everyone's so disappointed. I'm surprised by this because you'd think this person would be busy, but Lindsey Graham called into the show. I know.

Very exciting. A great thing. Hi, Carly Poo. This is Lindsey Graham, and this is what I sound like. It's true. I have a secret and I think the timing is right. It's time for me to come out and say, I'm a huge fan of WATP. I know.

WATP. Wow. Feel like the weight of the world has been lifted off of my shoulders. Keep up the good work, Carly Poo. Call me back. Wow. I thought he was going to admit something else.

Are you trying to call my cat over here? Oh, here she comes. You know, a lot of the podcast, Suki. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. And there she goes. OK. Hey, Eddie, you're a trouble maker. That's spooky. There she goes, okay. Hey, I do hear a trouble, Baker.

You need to get her copes up. God, the only note I have for this next boy spell is that it's extremely offensive. So I don't remember what it was. Perfect. WWE TV! What the fuck, Carl? I've been reading the fucking subreddit lately. I held my tongue for a few weeks. People don't like Chad Zumak.

Okay, whatever. Now, do you know what this confidant is on? And people have a problem with him? Not only that, lastly, you mentioned Hunter Biden's laptop. And people are giving you shit for that. What kind of live fuck, sagit, fucking pussies are listening to this mother fucking show, dude? You need to bring Chad and G. you shit for that? What kind of live fuck of saggit fucking pussies are listening to this

mother fucking show dude? You need to bring Chad and Geno together for an episode and do nothing except talk about Hunter Biden's laugh talk. These fucking sags that are listening to this show and whining when you have cool people on, people that you know get to the point, you know bring bring the comedy whatever whatever you're trying to do I get it I get it so yeah everybody can fuck off bring Geno back bring Chad back tell me Faggot that are listening to your show to find some other Faggot show to listen to baby they'll listen to that Kate Willett show anyway call me back can I disavow

these these Epsiloners are ridiculous this way. Self-hating. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. That's kind of bad. What was that, Casey? I'm sorry, I was laughing at Andy's joke. Oh, no, you're funny.

I think Chad's busy right now. I don't know. He's talking to his 50,000 dollar attorney. He doesn't want to spend extra $5,000. They go to trial, even though you totally get off. Oh, God. What a weird story that was. Yes. It was a nice for five thousand they go to trial even though you totally get off

KC I don't want you to get too comfortable in the position that you have because you did tell it sick and you do have competition I'm so available. I've been internet now. People can't on the back. Yeah, bad guy. That guy still wants the gig. You know we got one. Oh, come on, Casey. You got to put up a little bit more of a fight than that.

Don't take my job. Why we love her. Oh, don't take my job. Why we love her. I'm not a fan of people calling and saying the absolute on our voice mail, but if you want to call Casey, I can't. I'm fine with that. Yeah. Please, please do. It's my favorite.

There's a lot of other swears, guys. Chad Zubak called it. Yeah. Yeah, everybody. Hey, Carl. Chad Zumak. I get one phone call so I'm calling to let you know that. I stole your credit card and I'm sorry.

But I'm using it to bail myself out. So if you see the charts, please don't cancel it. OK? All right. I'm going to go back to my soul with Baba. And I'll see you soon. All right, Chad. We'll see you soon looking forward to it. One last voicemail to play and I saved the most mediocre for last.

Hey producer Chris and whoever is the guest on this show, if there's still here, got a question for you all. At any point in the show did the shit eating grin ever lead Carl space? Because it sounds like he always has the biggest fucking shit eating grin at all times. No matter what. Karl. Uh. Worked on the way you speak, man.

I just, it makes me want to slap you sometimes. Just the energy, the specific energy you bring. So that stops sounding like you're smiling all the time. So the specific energy I bring is I'll put a man that's what he does. Okay, man. All right, Casey. Yeah.

Thank you so much for coming on and reading some news at a time. Good. Except the last two weeks. It's okay. You must have seen make bait songs have been an excellent battle. Thank you so much. Yes.

If you listen to the creep off, you'll know that I am currently dealing with my consequence for losing to fucking spinny Vinny or chiny Vinny or whatever the fuck you're going to call that at all. And we've been recording our versions of Nick Bate and he has some hits so it's easy. You know? I'm really good, so thank you Casey, I appreciate it. All right, well, so I want to talk about today.

Anything, what am I leaving out? I think I covered everything. God, I feel like this has flown by today. But it hasn't, we've been here for hours. Yeah. All right, Casey, thanks so much for hanging out. Good to talk to you. I feel like this is flown by today. But it hasn't. We've been here for hours. Yeah. All right. Casey, thanks so much for hanging out.

Good to touch you. Yeah. This is it. Yeah. Thanks for having me. Sorry. Sorry. Okay.

Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. That Patrick Michael Acher is really excellent. It is because he's so smug. Yeah. He's a good. That Patrick Michael Acher is really excellent. It is because he's so smug. Yeah.

He's a kind of bye. Bye. Bye. Dude Dick wants to get him on the dick show so badly. Oh, that's why I should have said. That's the only thing I wanted to plug. I'm going to go on dick show tomorrow. And we're going to promote the show that, you know,

fucking Casey can't be bothered to go to, but we're going to promote our show at Tampa. And we're also going to delve into some more Patrick Michael on the Diction. I know. I know, I was thinking enough. I can't get enough. I have so many clips that I didn't play on the bonus episode because what's happening is Patrick Michael is struggling with fame so badly. All of the people are not listening to his show. We just know what to do with that. He can't figure it out. Essentially, it's just me saying, hey guys, this is how I feel about a thing. If you agree, feel free to listen to it. If you don't agree, feel free to listen and also be quiet.

You know, I don't need you to say anything. So let's go ahead and let's go back a little bit here. Because I've gotten DMs, I've gotten comments and shit from people. He's so annoyed. He's so successful people are reaching out to him doing stopped in the streets I honestly feel like if I saw not Michael Jordan in real life. I'm like, holy shit, that's Patrick.

It's him. It's him, it's him, it's him. Quick, take my picture. Yeah. Oh my God. I think Dick was right about him just being a really bad psychopath. Yeah. But he's kind of, he's just like so off.

He's not on he's just like so off He's not but not in a bad way Like he just his brain doesn't work, but he's a nice guy. I don't know. I could be wrong about that But I don't have any problems with I might think he's a nice guy I don't know that's why I started this podcast this episode by simply telling you hey man I could give a fuck if you like what I'm saying I could give a fuck if you don't like what I'm saying So you listening to it and feeling some type of way that's a you problem. That's not a me problem. That means nothing to me

Another clip where they get to play on the bonus episode where he talks about, so Bert Krasher's got this show that Cabin on Netflix. And apparently, it's doing pretty well. A lot of people have watched it. So I don't have to say a way, but better go step in this conclusion. That doesn't make you special. That doesn't make it good.

That just proves that most people that have a Netflix account are idiots I Mean 73 million other Americans have Netflix were all stupid. I mean, I'm not watching ProTrasher, but I Think it's so funny. He's like, you know if you have a television in your house, you're a fucking moron I mean everyone does I don't know. I don't know if that's true.

Yeah. For sure. Like, when Dick was pointing out how they're like glorifying that like party and culture, and like don't even, they don't sound like they party at all. I like, I felt that like, that's a two way and like alcoholic type stuff. Like it's just so weird hearing people,

like every time I've ever like gotten drunk and blacked out, I don't look back on that with like pleasure, you know? So it's just so weird. So it's your one of those people who actually is normal is what you're saying. Right, exactly, exactly. It's just something. Yeah.

What is it? It's over show wrap up show now. It's the crossover show wrap up show. What else do we talk about on the show? Casey, what else did you like about it? And I mean all of it. And there's a chance that somebody's listening to this podcast and I go, we don't want to hear

your opinion about. So leave, bro. Go somewhere else. So leave, bro. Go somewhere else.