Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep233 - Pantsuit Politics

Episode Date: November 22, 2020

This week we review a show that talks at length about the pandemic and the electoral college. You might not be surprised to hear it wasn't entertaining in any single way. More importantly, it wasn't informative either. Basically you can sum it with this: Pandemic = bad Electoral college = bad Life = sucks Comic Book Man Bryan Johnson makes his return to the show to discuss the depressing Pantsuit Politics as well as take a deep dive into Patty C Cups.  20% off your purchase with the code "watp" https://manscaped.com/ Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Bryan's show: https://www.tellemstevedave.com/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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these podcasts. I'm your host, Carol, with me this week host of Tellum Steve Dave, it's Brian Johnson. Welcome back to the show, Brian. Thank you. Thank you for having me back, Carl. I can only do this for five minutes and then I'm going to be at a bowling alley with Chrissy Mayor. So if the sound's not a problem, no problem.

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who's gonna be coming out of co-hosting. I'm very excited about that. So watch for that coming out soon. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts and then shit all over us in the comment section. Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called Pant suit Politics.

This is a suggestion that came in from Heath. Brian and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by two women, Sarah Stewart Holland and Beth Silverz. And these two women talk about politics and news articles they read and news stories that they've seen and they're not happy about anything. They seem extremely depressed. I'm a little bit worried for their psyche and their mental well-being.

Do you have a clip, Ryan? Do you think sums up the show that you want to get going with here? The one that sums up the show for me was, let me see. I have sheets here, Carl. You got no super hair. Yeah, so be clear. Yeah, so be clear. Okay. My big conclusion is that none of us have the education that we need about our country. Yes. I actually have the same clip a little bit longer

because she explains that this whole living through 2020, which as we all can agree has not been a lot of fun. This is what she's learned from all of these experiences. As I thought more about what I've learned this year, from the pandemic, from the election, from the racial reckoning, my big conclusion is that none of us have the education that we need about our country, historically, civically, legally, geographically, to have the best answer to any particular question. Her conclusion is that nobody can fix our problems. I think that's a big thing. And yet she wants to talk about it. Well, they have a lot of answers. And we'll get into that. But I love that through all of this, what she's learned is that it's hopeless.

Guess what I learned this year? It's hopeless. And we should all just give off and pack up and go home. So that's great, great advice. And that is a thread that runs throughout the show, for sure. Yes. Yes. Hopelessness is the common theme that goes on. So let's great great advice. And that is a thread that runs throughout the show. Yeah, yes hopelessness is the common theme that goes on so Let's talk about the thing that infuriated me the most and that is the cadence with which this one woman speaks I believe this is Sarah bright. I have to see some of your notes You could figure it out which one was which which that was impressive. I could tell. But I think this is Sarah. Courtney, I'm wrong. Listen to how she speaks. There's so many pregnant pauses in the middle of sentences. It doesn't make any sense to me because of overrun floors, understaffed

facilities. Like then it doesn't matter. That's just a quick example. Here's another one same type of thing. And I think that's what's so difficult to spin it out Why is it taking so long to get to these words? And I want to point out before you think that we're just punching down That these women are very successful podcasters. This is a show with a lot of support. Did you see how many Patreon supporters they had, Brian? They had like 25 Patreon supporters,

and if I counted correctly, eight spots in a one hour show. They, yes, they're eight spots, 24 hundred Patreon supporters. 24 hundred. 24 hundred Patreon supporters, and they explain, I went to their page, and I watched the video that they have that promotes their Patreon. They explain why they need this support. We know that finding a better way to talk politics requires more than just our bi-weekly podcast.

So we're taking fancy politics on the road, spending time in schools, community organizations, and businesses to share what we know about how to walk in each other's directions. Your Patreon support enables us to make this time commitment. Do you research where the of your listening time and grow our team? Wow, so we need to support them so that they can take the show on the road. They got to go to schools and businesses. Don't that's the whole point of the podcast. It goes everywhere. You don't have to take it out the road. That's why podcasts exist. When I was in eighth grade, the Salvation Army came into our school and they had a band and they were playing Van Helen, which in eighth grade was awesome. And they played one

song. And just as he's about to get to the solo, he just moves on because this guy ain't no Eddie Van Helen. I can't express how disappointed I was in the moment. These ladies showing up to my school to preach this woke shit to me that they don't even believe evidently. Yeah. Well, let's talk about that because these women are very left-leaning, which I think will become as no surprise to anybody. They talk a lot about the Electoral College and all the issues with that. And I thought the hypocrisy of this was pretty fun to point out.

The Electoral College is an impediment to our democracy, according to these women. The value that they either believe drives our electoral system or believe should drive our electoral system is one person one vote. And the electoral college is the biggest impediment to that. Okay, so we've heard this discussion before, we can have this type of debate, but then the woman says this. You know, when the polling for Joe Biden and the Democratic Party was looking so positive, particularly in Texas. My husband and I had this conversation and I said, man, maybe we shouldn't waste any political

capital on the electoral college if we turn Texas blue. Oh, so if Texas votes for Democrats and also do we like the electoral college? Funny how that works out, isn't it? Well, if we can just weird every single presidential election, then this system's great. I don't have a problem with it at all. Don't be so open about your dishonesty. I guess would be my point. And they are, it's not enough to just tell their friends.

They have to go into a podcast and let everyone else know because I was in one of my notes too, that like they have this, we're all in it together. Like facade, the more they talk, the more you realize it's like, all they care about is themselves and their stupid kids. Yes. And the COVID discussion, this show starts off with a lot of fun. We are facing the most frightening, horrific numbers as far as this current surge.

I don't know if surge is the right word for it anymore. current surge. I don't know if surge is the right word for it anymore. We're all going to die. The first 20 minutes of this podcast was them explaining how we're all going to die. There's nothing that we can do about it, which I don't know how you feel about COVID, Brian. I think that maybe we're overdoing it a little bit, especially when they talk about things like this. There is a better chance of surviving this now than there was in March because of all of the learning in the medical community.

And that's amazing. And shout out to the medical community. There's a better chance of surviving this now. Yes, there's a 99.95% chance. This isn't stage four cancer. The way they're talking about this thing, they're like, the good news is, there's a better chance to survive. At 99.9%. There's not even, that's not even a discussion.

Like, Doc, what are my chances? Only 99.95% okay, I just go home then. Yes, you can. Let me double up on the mask, then. I'm not a big fan of the, uh, the overreaching government shit with the COVID stuff. Like I get wearing a mask in the store, but then when I start shutting shit down, and these women don't seem to care, and there's, I have a clip here that she actually mentions, let me see if I can find it. You must have a very good system

that doesn't include shuffling through papers to... This is true. Yeah, I do write down my notes and then I name my clips with words that will remind me of what is in the clip. Oh, right. Yeah, instead of clip 10, which is amazing. There you go. I've been at this a long time, though, Brian. So don't feel bad, you know?

Yeah, clip 10, I think says a lot. OK. And I'm not sure if, you know, definitely leadership, but any of us have done a good job of saying, especially those of us who are protected economically. Oh, yes. No, that says a lot right there. Right. That's what she's okay with the shutdown because when the shutdowns happen, it doesn't affect

her. Right. And it's funny too, because she explains what will kill everybody. Indoor dining is spreading this virus and causing people to die. It's causing really huge problems in our economy. Bullshit! I think this woman might be an alarmist. If Gavin Newsom isn't all that worried about indoor dining, now know that we should be either.

And I mean the indoor dining, I don't know how it is where you are, but for, it's 25% and they have this weird thing where in order to enter the restaurant, you have to go in a mask. Now, you walk six feet to your table, take the mask off. Right. I'm not sure who's coming up with these ideas or these directives, but it just seems weird to me. Yeah, you think maybe it's a little bit arbitrary in the way that they're coming up these rules. We have this new rule, we're a New York state. And the rest of us have to close by 10 pm. And what's great about this is that it forces people to go to the restaurant earlier and all be there at the same time.

You would think you're worried about a population all being in the same time, everything'd be open 24-7. Supermarkets should be open all night long. Restarts should be open all night long. Instead, they're like, we're gonna make a finite window when you can go out to eat just to make sure there's a light out the door. Okay.

This is where you can really see the intellect of politicians and how politics work. Like that would be interesting to talk about, just how fucked up they are with this kind of stuff, rather than the same regurgitated woke stuff. And one of these people says that they're conservative. Beth claims that she's a conservative.

I didn't see any. They agreed on every point that they made. I don't know. Every single one. I said that to my girl. My wife, I was like, there's no discussion. There's no like back and forth. It seems like they write statements and then just read them

and then it's like, okay, now it's your turn. Yeah, they never talk over each other. It's almost scripted, but you can tell it's not because they can't find the word so often. Maybe they're having a hard time reading it. Chris, you found out, producer Chris, you were looking at their website. What was the tagline they had on there? Something about disagreement. You just handed up a second.

Oh, with disagree with grace or something. Disagree with grace. There's no disagreement going on. It's the end. disagree with grace. There's no disagreement going on. I think you should be, I think you should co-op that for WATPs, new slogan disagree with grace. Yes, your podcast sucks balls. That's very graceful. Well, let's get back into the fear porn that's going on that these women are buying

into shit like this. The danger of rural areas having to deal with surges and COVID cases, they have to airlift patients to hospitals better equipped to manage severe cases. So I looked this up, because that sounds really scary. We're airlifting patients to hospitals. There was one patient who was airlifted out of El Paso,

which was not necessarily a rural area. And then there was another one in Martha's Vineyard who was airlifted out of El Paso, which is not necessarily a rural area, and then there was another one in Martha's Vineyard who was airlifted to Boston because Martha's Vineyard is a fucking island! That's why you had airlifted! It's not like we're fucking flying people all across the country because they have COVID. It's just not true. But Brian, I can assure you that it's much more dangerous now.

So in many ways, this is a very different situation than March and a more dangerous one. And that's the way the news goes. How is it more dangerous? I just went through and said the treatments are better. People are surviving. Why is it? Do they explain why it's more dangerous now? They just want it to be. They don't explain anything. If you go to my clip three, just listen to what what she says. And then they just don't address it at all. There is this current in the discussion comparing this moment to March. And I think that's an inaccurate comparison in ways that are both good and scary.

On the good side, we've learned that ventilators aren't as effective as we thought they were. I think good side. Okay. The good news is, we're hoping all these people have ventil we thought they were. I think good side. Okay. The good news is we were hoping all these people up to ventilators they died. So that's good. I know that was making a better difference. I can, she never does explain like,

why is that good? What's good about that? It would have been better if we never thought ventilators were the answer to begin with, don't you think? That would have been good. Yeah, like what asshole made that decision? Right. And by the way, the same medical professionals who are at the hospital now that were there in

March and they were hooking people up the ventilators and killing them. So I don't see a silver lining here. I could be wrong. I don't know. Let's talk about where the bohem should go, Brian. This is always one of my favorite things with podcasters. They blame everyone but themselves. In fact, blaming yourself is a bad idea.

It starts with, of course, the government. As a sociologist, it's easy for me to see how that blame is deeply misplaced. How women should be blaming our government for failing to stop the spread of the virus, for failing to pay people to stay home, for failing to provide an adequate social support system with affordable child care, affordable health care, and sufficient financial protections for people who can't make ends meet. Okay, so based on what she just said,

at worst these women are communists, and at best their children. Why can't the government just pay everybody to stay in their house for the next 20 years? What the fuck's the problem? Why aren't we just paying people to do nothing? I thought that was crazy too, because I'm thinking like she's thinking, I think, very surface like, okay,

the host and the waiters and waitresses. She's probably not thinking as far as the cooks or the people who do the linens or the people who deliver the food or the people who process the food. Now, they don't need as much food. It's like, it's not as simple as telling a couple waitresses to take a load off and hang out.

Right. And not for nothing. I don't know why no one's realized this, but in the countries that did have that huge shutdown lockdown like Italy, it's come back anyway. So it's all for not. It's always a fucking die. Wasn't it? So when I hear people say things, they don't understand economics at all. And they say things like, oh oh let's just pay people to sit at home that government should have done this and it's all Trump's fault. I just think okay they must be this is what children think when they get out of like high school that's what they're taught and then I'm listening to the ads that are on this show and I realize I'm right they are children. The party is scarded and your invite is still waiting. I'm talking about the Candy Crush Candy Party of course don. Don't miss the three weeks of candy celebrations with Candy Crush Saga.

There are loads of fun challenges and some sweet, sweet rewards if you top the leaderboards, like Unlimited Lives. I'm so happy to play too much of that. The copy of that ad is insane to me. Why, you get unlimited lives? It's a video game. Then she's not you playing as much as you want, right? Isn't that how video games work?

Is that the game OP used to play? Yes, that's right. That's a commercial for children and OP. I love that when you listen to podcasts, sometimes you wonder, who is the audience for this show? And the way that you learn is through the advertising. Like we do ads for Manscate because 88% of the people who listen to WATPR men. So, it makes sense.

So, I wonder who is listening to these two women depress the hell out of you? Imagine if you could shop the shelves of all your local liquor stores at the same time? Well, spoiler alert, you can with Drizly, the number one alcohol delivery app. By the way, Drizly, if you're listening, we actually have a lot of alcohol so listen to the show too. We'd love to have you on. We happy to read that coffee. So they're, they're immature

drunks who enjoy the show and pay these women money. I think that pretty much sums it up. I think they were into the drizzly because there's a. What there are two different moments in this where I feel that they show themselves as women, clip eight, like clip eight, show themselves as women.

You know, I had a really hard weekend, a really hard weekend. I just feel sad and I feel overwhelmed. And I just had to let myself feel that and say, like, well, that's, that's an appropriate emotion for right now. Yeah, they turn it out and off. Don't they? They get, they get really weepy from time to time. Yeah, because right then she, um, the, the other one, Beth, immediately just starts reading it as if she, her friend wasn't breaking down. She starts reading into, like reading something else. Well, she came to the rescue that I guess. Or maybe if you want to read quickly read quickly do clip 21 to. Oh yeah. You can hear her break down. It's fun. That I care as much about my children's driving and succeeding and the school board doing

well as you do. Oh my god. This has to be an act, right? Like you said, they turn it on and off so quickly that I think they're trying to appeal, I mean, there are audience has to be, if I can't imagine a guy listening to this shit. Well, guys were listening because when they list all the executive producers at the end of the show, there's a long list of people, and there were guys names in there and I was like,

what? What are you doing? Why are you doing this, dear Sal? You doing this for? Brian, you will be shocked to learn what news channel these women go to for election results coverage. I like to watch election returns on MSNBC. Really?

No. MSNBC, you don't say say I never would have guessed it. Uh, get a fucks getting back to fun. Uh, COVID talk more people are going to die bad news. All people are going to die. All people die. I know it does suck. I want to bring out an existential crisis for this woman, but Christ.

All right, well, we'll be playing Brian besides the government for not paying us to stay home. Well, we got to blame the man, right? The Fagia. How women should, in many cases, be blaming their own spouses or partners for prioritizing their own careers for not doing enough at home and for denying the science about COVID-19. That's spoken like a stay at home sociologist. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bail back. That's really just the maddened spot all the way around. Last thing I want to play about who's fallen to this, guess what? It's Trump's fall too. We are all struggling individually because we are all struggling collectively and we are

struggling collectively because the type of leadership we need from the federal government isn't there right now. Oh, okay. So that's why I'm struggling as an individual because of Trump. How does that make Eddie Sats? Can you take any responsibility for your own actions as an individual? Apparently not.

She cannot. They will not. What else you wanna talk about here, Brian? Feel like I'm talking about it. I'm gonna talk about it here. Let's see, I thought this was fun too. She, I don't know where they start talking about this is also Trump's fault, uh, my clip 13.

Okay. And I will talk more about this on tonight's nightly nuance for those of you who are there with me on Patreon. But one of our listeners is part of a team of people working hard to help Lisa Marie Montgomery, who is scheduled to be executed by the federal government on December 8th. This is unbelievable. This is unbelievable. This is unbelievable. You want to tell the story of this woman? This woman was pretending she was going to buy a dog from this dog breeding lady,

struck up a relationship, and then said she was going to come over and buy the dog under a false name. The woman who was selling the dogs was pregnant and this Lisa Marie Montgomery decided to cut open her stomach, cut open her womb and take her unborn child, leaving this woman dead in the process. They did recover the child, thankfully, like less than a day later.

But these guys think that even though she's been on death row for 16 years, has exhausted all her appeals. Still, Trump is such an asshole to only allow October until December 8th to grant clemency. I don't care if it was October until December 8th of the year 3000. Trump is not going to grant clemency

because it's a federal crime. Well, plus, the only reason why they care about this is because it's a woman. Oh yeah. They don't talk reason why they care about this is because it's a woman. Oh yeah. They don't talk about like the death penalty is immoral or anything like that. They're just like, this is the first woman who's gonna be executed by the state in 67 years

and we just can't have that. We have people working hard on protecting this woman. It's like, she murdered a pregnant woman and stole her baby out of the womb. That's fucking insane. It's personally put down. That's one of those crimes that like everyone is like, they'll stop and watch like, what the fuck did she do?

Guys, it's so out there and so crazy. And it's like, well, she was abused as a child. It's like, so is I. I'm so sorry. I'm not cutting open ladies' wounds. Yeah, I'm, you're out of excuses when you start cutting babies out of people. And then after they had that

conversation about how this is terrible amidst COVID, how can they do this to this woman? She says this. So we'll put in the show notes, a petition that you can sign if you care about this, links to learn more about it. I will talk more on the nightly nuance. But I want to mention it here because this is the kind of thing that does wake me up in the middle of the night sometimes. It just makes me feel like we are so off base in our priorities in this country. Who's off base with their priorities?

She wants to protect this woman who murdered a pregnant woman, a stolen baby. She's like, we're just, we just don't have our priority straight in this country. Like you're a lunatic. Yeah, you're not talking about a J walker. Come on, man. Like they've had to do. I can't believe that you're going to sign a petition to keep this woman from getting executed.

This is not the person that you want to use as, see us women could do things too. That's not the poster child for that. I don't know. They're also not, they do jump around a lot. The whole thing was supposed to be about the electrical college, which I'm pretty sure they don't get going on until like minute 40. Yeah. So for some reason, there, even though they've been saying that the singular focus should be on

COVID, clip 14. Yeah. I start talking about this stuff. We also get some new research. This mission is created by a couple of physicists. They're going to be looking at the effects of microgravity on the heart, for example. They're going to attempt to grow some radishes. Space radishes made me laugh.

That's all I could think of. I'm like, that's why I want to put that clip in space radishes. Space radishes. That's a priority. Space radishes. Well, you know she doesn't even know what she's talking about. She just read an article and is regurgitating this information Why is this important? I don't know. Oh, I also have for you and I I think and all the good podcasters around us Play could you play clip for yeah and shout out to the medical community that is already so burned out and

Exhausted and tired First, I like them. But secondly, people have been blowing healthcare workers since this whole thing started. Now, hear me out on this. I'm with them. That's their job. Correct. If you're going to talk about anyone who brought light to people's lives during a fucking lockdown, like you said 95.95% of people either don't get it or or Get better from it. Yeah. What about the podcasters who kept all that

Entertainment flowing. That's a good point man Like think about like I mean, we were doing shit like I was doing shit like two to three extra shows a week just for people, you know, and I know that's not curing anyone, but at the same time, it's like, I'm in a little shadow for a mess. Nobody's ever thinking the podcast, it's always the fucking healthcare workers, like that's what they signed up for. Yeah, they wanted to do that so badly,

they went to school for a while in order to do that. Yeah, and then it's like, oh, I have, you know, we don't have the right masks. It's like, well, whose fault is it? Well, men's, I guess, right? Somehow. We don't have the right. Oh, boy, man, we got a lot of hate in our reviews.

Apparently people found out about reply guys. We had five cats that we did with Gino. And I'm a feeling we're gonna get a lot more hate from this podcast. Gino's awesome. Gino's great I'm a feeling we're gonna get a lot more hate from this podcast. Gino's all right. Gino's great. He was so funny out here. Although everyone tells me that that's not correct.

That's what I keep here. This is another no shit, no shit, no shit, Trolla, comment clip five. Okay. To me, that's what's so scary is now what we've realized is it's not ventilators that will save people. It's healthcare workers. It was always don't work.

It was always healthcare workers. Wow. Holy shit. We thought it was the ventilators. We always just thought it was a contraption that. Yeah, they're going to become self-aware like sky-knetter some shit and take care of the whole problem. Wow.

It's unreal. All right, I have a clip on here that I'm gonna ask you, Brian, listen closely and tell me what the fuck is this woman talking about? That individualistic approach is not only harming the people that blame themselves, but harming all of us because it really props up those psychological weaknesses all of us because it really props up

those psychological weaknesses in our own reasoning, right? I love when you end a sentence with the word, right? Because you know you just made no sense. That's true. Yeah, she's like, right, you know what I'm saying? It's like, no. There was a lot of this stuff where they were just talking in circles and not making any points for minutes at a time.

And she went through the Electoral College. I thought that they had some good research and information on it. It wasn't all blowhardy. But then when they're trying to figure out what the solutions are to these problems, they have no idea and they just talk in these ways that cannot be understood by anybody.

But I think that they think they sound smart. And someone must think they sound smart because they're fucking sign up. That nightly nuance thing is she was promoting on the Patreon. I don't know if you realize this. For five bucks a month, you get the Thursday night nightly nuance.

But for 10 bucks a month, you get Monday through Thursday. So she's doing nightly shows four days a week. Oh my God. How is she have this much content to put out? She can't even find more work. I don't know if people want to watch it. That's the crazy part. They also have another podcast called The New Ones Life,

which is a whole other show that both of them co-host. Would you ever do that? Like have two co-hosts who do multiple different types of shows? I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't understand like, they're so, look, this, and I feel like I'm being objective about this.

They're so dry and boring. Like, they're just so boring that I'm like, how do they have like, say, 2400 patrons, like with so much content out there? Well, when they say dynamite stuff like this, now this is referring again to the Electoral College, and I did not realize this. I say this is a southerner.

The history of the South and Electoral College is so disturbing. It was about protecting white supremacy and protecting power, and it still is. Did you know that, friend? The Electoral College is about protecting white supremacy and protecting power and it still is. Did you know that, friend? The Electoral College is all about white supremacy? I wasn't aware. I had no idea. I never read that history, Buck. What is it about liberals that they just love to ascribe anything that they don't like to racism or the patriarchy or misogyny or any number of these ease, you know, or isms. Yeah, they don't understand. They're able to connect dots that are very far apart from each other

and they can just connect right to it. Just go, yeah, well, it's because of white supremacy. You're like, well, can you back up and explore? She didn't explain that. Can you explain what you mean by that? Doesn't make any fucking sense. They don't explain anything. They don't explain anything. I had a clip on there, a clip 16. And we had an administration that didn't function well, but it functioned. You're right. Talking about the Trump administration. Yeah. What do you mean by that? The sheet doesn't follow it up. So she's saying it functioned on a base level. It was functional, but I'm like, well, why didn't it function then? Right. Like, wasn't the economy great? Like, didn't COVID bring everything down kind of? Yeah. And it's so funny because the people who just throw out there, like, well, Trump

was the worst president ever, and everyone just accepts that. Like, yeah, of course, we all know that. That's just, that's just the truth. But no one ever explained why. Yeah. I don't know how to even, the only thing I cared about in my state, the only thing I voted for was yes on marijuana. And right one baby, we won. You're on fault. Congratulations. We're still waiting in New York State.

That was supposed to happen. Earlier this year, I played COVID. No, I'm playing with you. It's Trump's fault. It probably is, Trump's fault. I have a clip 22 where Beth admits she's a dummy. Oh, good. How is like that? I have a bias that decisions made on a small scale are usually higher quality decisions

than decisions made at a large scale. And that is a bias that is often proven wrong for me. I have this deep belief that I'm always wrong about. Change it, Dad. Why would you say that? Oh boy. That's funny. I think this actually does also sum up both of these ladies. They're talking about what they're doing. Like that isn't politically related. It related and one lady takes pictures, but Beth reads a book, that's my Clip 23. Over the weekend, I read Girlsburn Breider, which was a selection for our extracredit book club.

Oh, okay, it's fun. I don't know what the extracredit book club is. I don't know. But if you follow it quickly with Clip 24. Yeah, well, I mean, it's great that she's reading a book. I'm sure that it's a lot of fun for online. You know, she's watching all this news coverage. She's getting very scared about COVID

and the transition to the Biden administration, hopefully, this is gonna soothe her. It is mostly set in India. And it is a hard read in that there's incredible suffering. You come to very much care about two main characters and they go through incredible suffering. Who's reading this book? Who kind of endorsement is that?

I wept openly as I turned each page. The girl, okay, great. I swear, I'm not even kidding when she said girl's burn brighter and I looked up the book. I, and it was in India, I'm like, I, there's no way they're not talking about literally burning women a lot. I can get kitchen accidents and shit, you know?

Oh, man. And you get invested in these characters who just get tortured. Oh, right. They want to be sad all the time. And they are. And they're pulling it off. They're nailing it.

They're not well. And I just feel like they're too involved. Because we aren't the United States and our destinies are tied up together. And I think the electoral college perpetuates this idea that we're not striving together to a better future, but that we are competing with each other for scarce resources and scarce political power. I think she's stopped watching cable news for a while like just a week or two off it's not working for her

who are the people that just buy news wholesale regardless of what channel it's on regardless of the source dude that's the crazy thing to me because they keep citing like well according to the washington post and according to the new y, I'm like, do you believe what you read in the Washington Post? And there's still people like that. That's amazing. It's proven proven propaganda. What are you doing? What I thought was fun is She tries to and what they try to do is they try to tow the wine from time to time Although anytime they spot one of their opinions they prove to be communist But they try to tow the wine and just say, you know, we have different opinions,

but it doesn't make one person dumb or another person smart. And she says this about, they're talking about the Senate race in Alabama. And she was disappointed in the result, but then she thought about it. And it's easy to get in that spot and be like, oh, right, the dumb people of Alabama. But then you, that's not fair. That's not reasonable. So she doesn't want to paint with a broad brush, which I appreciate. So I thought what she was going to say next was, well, maybe they voted in this Republican because they have these values or they want to see these types of changes in their state. But no, this is what she actually meant by people in Alabama aren't dumb. I read an amazing statistic about the electoral college that 800,000 Democrats voted in Alabama.

That's equal to the population of about nine electoral votes in other smaller states. So even Alabama, the state that is so easy to have a narrative about as a Democrat is just not true. It's just not true. So isn't that funny? She goes, not everyone in L-bams and in yet, there's also Democrats there. Oh, that's for you. We're going with the hand up game. She's so enlightened. Yeah, so enlightened. I really appreciate that insight. Great. Did you, I was really one of these people all conservative for real?

Yeah, the Beth claims she's a conservative and Sarah is a progressive. I'm not buying it. I couldn't tell that to a part when they were talking except for the stupid cadence thing. Oh, and this, the longest inhale I've ever heard on a podcast. I think that's essential. But it's like, I didn't sweet that.

I have a clip of Sarah delivering a double whammy of vocal fry and another great staccato pause delivery award. Love it. Is it 20? It's 20, yeah. Yeah. The reason we ended up with the Electoral College is because the ologarchy of the South that

wanted to protect its power has been successful at protecting that power for most of our countries. Uh, uh, I don't, why do women do it? Like, what is it about? So I, I've actually looked into this and I've heard it explained on the No Agenda Show that for some reason, younger women think they sound smarter when they talk with that vocal fry. Really? It's that simple. Well, apparently, I don't know that sure not,

but they do not sound smart. You're ready to the Washington Post. You're probably the Washington Post, don't be that. It's crazy that so many people talk like that because they're doing it on purpose. You're not born talking like that. That's a weird thing to do. No, no. And the whole like pause, all the garkey.

I'm like, oh, that's a 10% word isn't it, baby? How is she really proud of herself there? Yeah, they have a vocal fry party and clip 18. Okay. A lot of it. The fry party. I like it. But how can we feel like more voices are heard through a different or

reformed system? You know, we talk about value so often here. And we say that value should drive our priorities. It starts normal. And I just had to tell us, I know even just the word priority started normal. Priority. If there's enough syllables in there, they can transition into a

frog. It's very impressive. All right. So at the end, we get to get to know Sarah and Beth a little bit. They tell us a little bit about their personal lives and all the fun stuff they're doing. And what Sarah does is she's been journaling everything that happens throughout an entire week. I also really value the fact that I can go back and see that.

Oh yeah, when Griffin was a baby, Nicholas would bring his bottle in at 6 a.m. and he'd sleep with me for another hour. Who gives a shit who gives a fuck? When she was talking about taking pictures of everything that's happening throughout the day for an entire week and writing down notes about it How self-important is this fucking person to think that this is anyone's gonna want to see this ever again? Who cares? Yeah, I mean if they even want to see it the first time right like your wife is not that exciting You don't need to make record of it for future generations Definitely not she I had a different clip if I can find it.

It's maybe I won't find it. But she's really into her kids and thinks that we should also be into her kids as well. That should be our top priority. They're talking priorities. My kids. Oh yeah. I don't know them, but just read it.

That was one of the things when they were talking about, my kids got to go to school. It's really important that they go to school. So all of you people who work in restaurants who are killing everyone, just stay home. You gotta save my kids so you have to stay home. It's like, lady, these people also love the people who they're in their families and their friends

and would also like to have a life. It's not just about you. Yeah, it does, They really are sort of my opic and narcissistic. They come off like they're, they're these do-gooters for, you know, the whole liberal cause, but really they're just shit heels. That's a good way of summing it up. I would agree with that. Oh, this is how they wrap up the show. I just thought this was interesting. We hope that you are finding bits of enjoyment in a tough time. We have this episode helped you process some of that tough time and think maybe a little

bit differently about some of what's going on in our country. We'll be back here again with you on Friday to continue the political conversation. Hope we're finding bits of enjoyment. All you did was scare the shunnery about COVID and then tell me how the electoral college is all about white supremacy. What kind of enjoyment? What's sicko? It's getting enjoyment from that. Oh God forbid if I live in Alabama, how am I going to enjoy it? I'm not replying. Then everything they talked about was terrifying. The one woman was saying how she

wasn't getting as much sleep lately. She has to take CBD. I think that was one of their ad reads. It's like, well yeah yeah, of course you're not going to get as much sleep. You're terrifying yourself. Yeah, I mean, if you're, that's the thing. They're sitting around just thinking about this shit all the time. Now people ask me, they're like, well, how did the lockdown affect you? It's like, it didn't really because I work from home mostly. I don't like to go out because I don't really like to, like where I live, it's sort of crowded. It's not a city, but it's crowded enough. And I just, you know, I don't really like being around people that much as the whole.

So staying home and shit and being able to just order in and not have to deal with people and the streets were like not busy, it was kind of awesome in a way. Well, I'm glad for you, Brian. Is that the bit of enjoyment that I'm taking? You wanted to share with everyone? That was probably the bit of enjoyment for everyone out there, yeah. At least, I was the bit of enjoyment that are David you want to share with everyone? That was probably the bit of enjoyment for everyone out there. Yeah.

I was the point. You know, us musicians, you can't play shows anymore. Don't worry about us. At least Brian's having a good time. He likes us at home. Yeah. If you put it on, uh, if you put it on a zoom, like everybody's doing the zoom shit these days, I'll watch you.

I'll watch a rock out. All right. So I said, I hope there you go. There's the plug. I was looking days. I'll watch you rock out. All right. So that's isotopes. All right, there you go. There's the plug-outs looking for. I saw that. Oh, this is a fun clip that I have. This might sum up the content of this show.

When you think about what value are these people bringing when they're talking, what are they trying to communicate, what are they trying to convey with what they're saying? This sums it up perfectly. We have to call a thing a thing as Brenda Salter-Magniel sent you in the allot and I think about a lot. We have to call a thing a thing.

That literally means nothing. That is such a waste of time. We have to call a thing a thing. These are the types of sentences that idiots regurgitate because they hear someone else say it and they think it sounds smart. It doesn't. It's not a smart thing to say.

Collegate thing of thing is not a smart sentence. It's not deep, no, it's not deep. It's not deep. Oh boy, what else you have on here, Brian? Anything else you want to play from the show? Let's see. It was an hour and nine minutes long. I made you suffer through it.

So, I want to make sure it. So what you're going to worry shit. Like at least social distance assistance, like, it was just the one that we did last time. Yeah, they were very easy to make fun of these ladies were just boring as hell, man. Yeah, I remember that was still fun to do. Remember we listed that show and this happened. This episode could be hard to listen to. I don't know. The party really around to the viewpoint that some people are never going to respect the outcome of this election. And I think that's what you see in the Biden team right now. I don't hear them talking about the election wasn't stolen shut down all of the dissent.

Because they won you stupid fuck right? Why would the why would there be dissent? Well, yeah, she's trying to make the point that Trump's out there saying I didn't lose the election and he's trying to sue and have recounts and all this kind of stuff. And they're saying, look at how Biden's handling it. He's not even talking about it. Yeah, because the media's not talking about it either. Why would Biden bring any, nobody wants to say anything. Nobody wants to be like, oh yeah, is there maybe a possible problem?

Was there some weird shift in the hand from the night of the election? They don't want to bring it up. Why would they? Yeah, like, do you want to like quadruple check your lottery ticket with a guy if you already told you a one? No. Just a cool winner.

Yeah. Yeah. That just a cool winner. That's a good point. Yeah. So that's I think that's most of what I had. All right. Well, we got some more things to get to, but first I have to tell you, winter is coming. Brace yourself. You a Game of Thrones guy, Brian.

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I am. I can't tell if he's trolling. If he's not trolling, it's... He's an out there kind of guy. It would appear. Yes. It's hard to tell what his performance on WATP was all about, but he's been going on other people's shows and I documented when he was on science e that he used a phrase that didn't make sense. Well, he used the same phrase with Anthony Cumia and Anthony Caldamana, which I thought was a lot of fun. I was in the wrong place, wrong time. There's a saying going, no good deed goes unpunished. That's not true.

You can get punished really, really bad. Wait, wait, but that's supposed to be sarcastic. No good deed goes unpunished means that all good deeds go punished. So you can't really use that as an example, Chad. It got brought up on who are these podcasts and I was listening and saying, wait, Chad, it is no good deed goes unpunished because they all go punished.

So you might want to take that one out of your repertoire. Thanks, Ant. Do appreciate that. Also, I want to point out that on Would You Kindly, which is also on compound media, along with the Anthony Kumia show, you have a show with Eric Nagel. And you had a lot of nice things to say about WATP on this past episode that I was watching. So I appreciate that, Brian. Oh, you got it. You're good.

Egg. It's guys a good egg. I was also on this guy's show. It's kind of he was the other one. I didn't interview with him. That's out there and It's called it's he was the hell. Oh, he had stuttering John on his show recently and he asked stuttering John about the whole Chrissy mayor incident I know we're still talking about the Chrissy mayor. I I can't believe it. Anyway, I thought this was interesting because John makes a well What he says here I thought was there's no way it could possibly be true this allegation seems off base And so I'm gonna play it and then I'm gonna tell you I followed up with Chrissy to find out what's going on

Well, what happened there because it seemed like it used to be joking a bite. And then there was just this switch of an argument. So she edited it down. No, no, no, no. She edited it out all the, all of our stupid shit, what she was saying about COVID-19. All that, I think she edited it out. She was arguing with me for like 10 minutes

that you don't hear. All you hear is the one thing. So I asked Chrissy because I watched that and there was a lot of back and forth about COVID and politics and stuff. I asked her, did you edit any of this? She goes, I don't even know how to edit. And I believe her. But she didn't edit anything.

If you watch the video, there's no cuts or anything. It's all just straight through. And now John's presiding the Chrissy editing the video to make him look dumb. It's like, no, John, you just look dumb, I'd be around. We don't need editing for that. This guy, Stuttering John, like I hadn't honestly, I hadn't really thought about him much until I started listening

to WATP. No, what do you want? I'm just like, what is this dude's problem? Like, he was kind of likeable when he was on the Stern Show. He wasn't like, you know, he had some funny bits. I agree. Now I'm just like, this guy might be the biggest asshole out there. Yeah, he's changed.

He's definitely changed. He's become bitter and he feels like something has been taken from him. But when he was on Stern, I enjoyed him too. I thought he was a funny character out there. Still is. He lost his lawsuit. Yeah. Yeah. that's true.

He's still on serious. Speaking of serious, Opie sent out a tweet. Did you see this one, Brian? I did. I got a text from Erock telling me that Opie has made a major announcement. I don't know if he was serious with... I sent this to Erock because I was like, what the fuck? So Mike Sappho, his old producer texted me

and sent me the screen grab of his Twitter and it says, I just turned down an offer to resign with Sirius XM. The deal wasn't quite right and I'm honestly still figuring out what direction I wanna go in next. Was told Howard Stern will announce he's staying with the company after Thanksgiving. Sirius is aggressively looking for quality content

to fill the void of a less new content from Howard, now back to your regularly scheduled programming. So he's making a claim, Opie is, that serious, the company that fired him is looking to bring him back on the air. How could this possibly be true? Opie is proven he has no audience. He's proven.

Nobody cares about this guy. He's on Facebook live talking to 100 people Why would serious what this I asked Erock this question and I guess this is the joke that's been going around since oh we put that but Erock said my guess is they were asking him for a subscription You know how they sent out those emails. Please come back to serious. Yeah, I get a lot of subscription laughs Yeah, I'm guessing that's what happened to Opus like no 15 bucks a Yeah. I get a wallet. You put your subscription labs. Yeah. I'm guessing that's what happened to the open. He's like, no, 15 bucks a month. I don't make that kind of money.

It's just not right for me right now. Dude, this is insane, right? You think it was like he went in for a meeting. They offered him something like insultingly low. He laughed and he's like, fuck him. This is what I'll do. And I'll just make up something about Stern. Yeah, he laughed and he's like, fuck him, this is what I'll do. And I'll just make up something about Stern. Yeah, yeah, baby.

Could be. It's just shocking to me that he would even be having meetings with serious ex-em. But I don't know, he put it out there. It's got to be something to it, I guess. Yeah, it's really weird. I listen to the Opie Stuttering John. I listen to that whole show, the one that you dissected and I couldn't believe how well Opie came off.

Isn't that amazing? Yes, compared to Stuttering John, Opie seemed rational in control of himself. Although it was funny because at the end, Opie goes, you know, I don't even like talking about Anthony this much. After talking about him for an hour. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. I don't care about that. I don't even like talking about this guy. He's talking about him for an hour straight.

That was interesting. All right, so as promised, I have to talk more about my fan, Patrick Michael. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me you don't like my show because that's absurd.

I'm going to do something a little bit different. Now, Brian, I asked you to listen to a couple of episodes of the briefcase. I did. I wasn't able to pull clips, but they're locked up here both of those episodes, all 20 minutes of them. I got clips galore. But before we do that, I want to do something different. Patrick Michael was on somebody else's show. He went on the average fella's podcast hosted by a guy named Zody Zach. Now, Zody Zach was on Do You Party. So this was like a little podcast swap exchange thing they did. And I always love it when people ask Patrick Michael questions because the ideas that he has are so absurd. So for example, he asks him,

what is the goal? Why are you podcasting? Which I think is an important question to ask anybody who's putting out 30, 40 different podcasts. Like what are you trying to accomplish? This answer is so ridiculous. I can't wait to analyze it with you, Brad. One of my biggest fears is not dying. It's dying nameless. It's dying with anybody knowing that I was out here trying to do some shit, trying to let you know that I had an experience. I've lived a life I have a voice, all of these things. And podcasting allows that to happen. Regardless of even though I'm doing a podcast or I'm interviewing people about parties, I'm there.

I'm in there. You get to hear not only their stories, but you get to hear my stories from, this could be a hundred years from now where people who listen to this much like this episode in itself. They could hear, like, well, that's why I listen to Do You Party or whatever it may be or average, you know what I'm saying? Okay, so that's the weirdest way of saying I want to be famous

that I've ever heard. He wants people 100 years from now to listen to him on a podcast. We, here comes a name drop, but you know, it's talking to Brian Quinn and you know, from a practical joke or something for a Walt and my friend Walt was saying that IJ would be around it 80 years

just like the Honeymooners and you know, Twilight Zone zone like things we still watch today from 50 60 years ago And me and Q both laughed out of course because it's like you have no idea what entertainment is gonna be like at 80 years from now I don't think it will include Patrick Michael. Well also I want to point something out about this if Let's say a hundred years from now people are like Patrick Michael was the most brilliant podcaster, he would never know that happened. So why would he give a shit? Like this is the least rewarding goal to have in life. It's one you cannot accomplish.

You can never fulfill that goal. I think that's the reason why he says it is because then it could ever be called a failure. As long as he says, yeah, but a hundred years from now, people might discover my podcast and then they'll listen to it. It's like, oh, okay, well, then I guess you've done well because that could happen. We don't know. It's like saying I want to be as famous as possible. It's like, you don't know what that metric is.

You can't measure it. It's unmeasurable. It's unachievable. You're number-reachable. Yeah, right. It's just, it's perfect. You're just, you're always doing as well as you should be doing. When you said expectations like that, I like the way that Patrick Michael comes out of the gate on this episode.

Now they don't call him Patrick Michael, they call him Patty Broken Skull. And Patty Broken Skull is, you know, he's getting pretty famous and he's feeling like a big shot for being a guest on someone else's podcast. But I will say ahead of time man, get ready. Get ready cause they're coming. I'm in a nigma.

All right, the name is out there. Maybe not the Pattyty broken skull but people know me they know the voice he's telling them this is gonna get a lot of downloads just saying it all it's a pretty big deal that you're getting patty broken skull patty see cops also it's like if they know the voice how are they gonna know to download it before they download it and hear the voice that's that's a really good point for us. No, it's not senseical. It's almost like this guy's an idiot.

Yeah. Do you know what he looks like? Patrick Michael of course. Yeah, I've never seen him. Oh, dude, you got to watch the videos. He puts up. They're amazing. Oh, he should watch you stand up.

He has a, I'll send it to you. I'll send you a mic. He has like 20 minutes standup routine that he does in front of the camera by himself, and it's, holy shit, it's something else. Listen to some of the stuff we listen to this week. I'm like, is he becoming more bitter, do you think? Has he seemed very pissy?

Yes, and I'll tell you what's happening, and we will get into this, but he's really proud of Do You Party. He thinks he's finally caught on to something. He's putting on an amazing podcast. The problem is, no one's proud of Do You Party. He thinks he's finally caught on to something. He's putting on an amazing podcast. The problem is, no one's listening to Do You Party. They're all listening to the briefcase because he drones on like a mental patient and everyone thinks it's hilarious.

And he's frustrated because he's like, why are people listening to the briefcase? This shows sucks. You should be listening to Do You Party. And he's getting very upset about it. I got a whole package that I want to get to do. But before we go there, I got to talk about what motivated Patrick Michael to start podcasting. What inspired you to actually start podcasting?

Well, to be honest, I was a musician for a lot of years and much like with music, it got to a point where I was alone. And I started doing everything by myself because people's work ethics weren't there. So he used to be a musician and playing bands, but everyone around him is lazy. So that's why he stopped being a musician. That doesn't make any sense.

Also, we're gonna have Brandon on from Shitty Song of the Week again next week to break down. We have a love song from Patrick Michael. This guy's uploaded over 200 songs onto YouTube and each one's worse than the next. It's unbelievably, can't play drums. He can't sing.

His rapping style is ridiculous. So that's gonna be fun to talk about. His music at the end of one of the pods this week, I think it was the party pod. My wife was in the other room and she's like, what is that music? The most common thing I hear about when people co-host W ATP is their wives over hearing the show. They're like, what are you? What are you doing? It's an assignment. I wouldn't normally be listening to this. I just got a bear with me. All right, so he quit music, because this is still we're talking about why he's into

podcasting. Now I wouldn't spire him. So he's talking about, he started this band with one other guy. They're a two man like hardcore band or death metal band or something like that. And he's talking about why he started podcasting. Okay, so we would sit there. I mean, my buddy would just have these just obscure conversations that would go so

many paths you're like, somebody should hear this because that is insanity. Yeah. But to the point of like, hilarity, you know, where you're laughing so much, like that does it's so crazy. And we would sit there for two hours before we ever touched an instrument and just talk. And I was like, man, I feel like I've listened to Joe Rogan's podcast, I get it. And then I was like, you know what? Maybe this is a thing for me

because it encompasses a lot of my favorite things. Art, music, talking, random subjects, come, okay, it all encompasses in podcasting. I like the one of his favorite things is talking. I like, what are you at, Joe? I'm like, I mean, to our long walks in the beach talking. That's not what anyone ever says. He also sets his sights very high.

Like, you know, he's like, it's not like, oh, I heard this, my friend do it. I heard another guy do it. It's like, I heard Joe Rogan do it. Yeah. So what he just said was, he said, band-pred is every Tuesday, and for two hours before they'd start playing music,

they'd shoot the shit baked out of their minds. And because of that, he's like, I should be a podcaster. And that house would, Patrick Michael start, it makes nothing but sense. Joe Rogan can do it. I can do it. It makes nothing but sense. Oh, when I was in my teens, I played guitar and I heard in Vamelmstein and I'm like, I want to play like this guy.

Yeah. It was about a week before I'm like, I will never, ever play like this guy. Right. Right. I love the people who are like, oh, I was inspired to do comedy by David Tells. Like that guy discourages me to do comedy. I can never be that funny. Yeah.

It's amazing. All right. So then he's talking about right after he explains what inspired him, unprovoked. He switches the conversation into how people hate his show. He does this multiple times during the show. He's hilarious. The guy never asked him, do you have haters? Do people dislike your show?

He just starts talking about it. He can't help himself. Okay. It all encompasses in podcasting. Yeah. So why not? To any, to the average year, you might not be a fan who cares. Yeah. But there's so many, there's so much variety. to the average year, you might not be a fan who cares.

But there's so much variety, there's no reason for you to sit around and be like, this sucks, it shouldn't exist when there's two million other shows to choose from, and you can specify it to the genre. You can be like, oh, I wanna hear a podcast that's directly about 21 Jump Street. And there's a show, a podcast that will go through every single episode.

So why are you giving me shit? I'm just a random, a podcast that will go through every single episode. So why are you giving me shit? You know, I'm just a random. You thought that it was interesting. And I've lived the crazy life and I have a perspective. So what is actually just like, yeah, that's fine. I mean, of course, people don't have to listen to your show. They don't like it. I was just asking what inspired you to do it.

And then at the end, did you hear that Pepe Moko said he's lived an interesting life? I've never heard a story from this guy that was interesting. He thought a $20 bill once out of his way to school. I heard him say I lived a crazy life. Oh, okay. What's been what's been crazy about it? He's crazy. Well, there you go. Does that count as a crazy life if you're just crazy?

Well, it's interesting to us. I love the amazing life because I have a mental disorder. Well, okay. Yeah, like literally crazy. It doesn't mean the same thing. Right, yeah, it's not that exciting. All right, so then again, totally unprovoked. Patrick is mad at the people who tell him he sucks.

So it's okay for people to be like, oh, I don't fucking like this guy. Fine, but also keep it to yourself because there's a lot of people you don't like. You don't walk up to him in public and be like, you fucking suck. You just move on. It's so weird and totally unprovoked.

He's just like, I don't know why people are telling me that I suck. I don't get it. Just don't talk to me. So then Patrick Michael is giving a chance to promote any and all of his podcasts because that's why you go on other people's shows to promote your podcast or have fun laughing at jerks

like Brian's doing with us today because you go on the show to reach a new audience and say check out what I'm doing over here and Patrick Michael is it a digma? The guy decides not to promote anything. And even Zoni's there's like, oh, okay. But you said that you obviously work on a number of other podcasts.

If you want to shout those out you can I Don't want to know But what has been like a highlight moment. I mean just as a podcaster overall Man Not a lot of good ones man. Not a lot of good ones. Jesus Christ, he's not prepared for this interview at all. Do you want to put one of your podcasts? No, it's a secret. No one's allowed to know about it. All right, well, tell me something cool, it's happened

while you've been podcasting. Not a thing. None of your business. What are you my mom? The interview's over. What's with all the questions? What do you my mom? interviews over He's not a good interviewer or an interviewer. He does not do either of those roles on a podcast It's amazing. It just keeps getting defensive for no reason if you like it if you want you know I mean you start following me guess what guy you getting a message very soon that says you want to come on? Yeah, you know, be interesting.

If that guy who was like, I absolutely hate do you party podcasts? If that, if you're like, dude, shoot, do you party an email and get on the show, man, because like, I want to hear your party story. If you think you're such a party animal, that's all I can say. What do you saw? You saw a review or something? No, I'm just saying I'm just saying, I didn't say anything. I got, no, I got you.

Yeah. The guy was saying hypothetically, someone could say they don the review. I got it. No, I got you. Yeah. The guy was saying hypothetically, someone could say they don't like your podcast. Why who said that? What's his phone number? What's his belly dress? I feel like I want to make up like an insane party story and try to get on the show and I could probably do it.

Brian, you have to do it. You know, have to do that. I'll make it my mission. Please do that. That would be amazing. Because as I'll talk about in a little bit, he has gotten a semi celebrity to come on the du party show. He's very excited about it. And to the point where I think he's turning down people who aren't celebrities now. So that could be That could be a good move for you my friend. That would be all his neighbor. Sorry. I got a semi-slippery. Don't need you anymore. Yeah, seriously, I'm sorry. Keep getting ahead of myself. Maybe we should just skip to that shit because it's so fascinating This shit that he's talking about he did it an episode of the briefcase

Where he's talking about, he did an episode of the briefcase where he's talking about Do You Party? Like that's the only topic of the briefcase. He never crossed promotes anything, but all of a sudden, he's cross-promoting Do You Party because he doesn't understand why people are listening to the briefcase, but aren't listening to Do You Party. He's looking at the numbers. He's going, guys, you should be listening to Do You Party. That's the better show.

Today we open up a case on my other podcast. That's right, guys. I have other shows. I have many other shows, but I really want to just want to talk about the one. The one that I'm just so happy with. Of course, I'm loving the briefcase, and I love that you guys love the show, but if you do love this show as much as you seem to How have you not how have you not Listen to Do you party? I just don't I don't get it He's perplexed that anybody would not listen to do you party he thinks that he's created the most amazing show content, asking people if they've ever partied indoors without electricity.

What amazing content this is, who wouldn't want to listen to it? So he does a 12 minute advertisement for Do You Party. If you're listening to this and you enjoy it, believe me, you will enjoy Do You Party. It's more structured, and it is not a podcast about myself, per se. It's about the guest. Well, then why the fuck would I want to listen to that? If you like this, where I just talk about my insane random thoughts, then you'll love this show.

We're sad about me at all. No! That's definitely not! You're missing the point. It's great to know he's like, it's fundamentally a better show. Yes. He's like, in any way you measure it,

let's say, better show. You're in the upper, let's say, to this show and not that show. Why are you so stupid? It's pretty much what he's saying. So now we find out there's the big reveal. We find out why he's so jacked about Dou party while he's recording this episode of the briefcase Just today today as I record this episode right now. I would say

Five hours ago We finished a recording with trapecock and the killtony drummer Joel Berg Joel Homenes. Whoa That's right folks. We did it. We got Joel on the podcast guys. We got to hear Joel's party stories. He's so excited that he got this guy, Joel Homenas, who's from the Kiltoni.

Are you familiar with Kiltoni? I am not now. Okay, so Kiltoni is Tony Hinchcliff. Tony Hinchcliff, stand up comedian, really funny guy. He does a show, it used to be from the comedy store, but I think they do it remote now, where comedians come up, they get 60 seconds to do their routine, they usually suck,

and then they kinda talk about why they came up with their routine and make fun of them and stuff like that. And Patrick Mugg has obsessed with the show. There's a band on the show that is purposely terrible. They're like a joke band, like all comedians, like playing instruments really poorly. And you know, they always like play in between

the stand upsets and stuff like that. And Patrick Michael is obsessed with this guy who's the drummer in this band. He's not like a good drummer. He's not like a famous drummer. But Patrick Michael's obsessed with them. And he's so excited. He got him to come on to tell party stories.

And now he wants to rub it in people's faces, because he's had people who have agreed to do, do you party with them and then not show up. You know, we played this, I think maybe it was on the bonus show where we talked about. He's like, do the one who picked the time. What's wrong? Why did you show up? He's all, you're the one who picked the time. What's wrong? Why did you show up? He's all fed stuff. So now he tells people that now he's moved up in the world.

He's got Joel Berg and he doesn't need to do shows with these nobody's. I just don't see how anybody doing the show or being asked to do the show wouldn't be able to do it, okay? It's not as if you're coming in here to do the podcast, do you party, and you're simply answering, you're just asking, I'm asking you random questions, right? I have a structure. I have all the questions written down, they're in a place, they go in an order. So for, you know what, I'm stuttering a lot, guys, and I'll give a shit.

Specifically for the people that have scheduled an episode and Then canceled just know that that's it. That's it dude. You're not coming back. I'm not gonna reinvite you I'm not gonna reschedule. You're done Opportunity missed and I don't care. Wow If you stood him up, that's it man.. You had your one chance, one strike, and you are out. It's amazing that it doesn't occur to him that like people said yes, then researched, and I like fuck that. I know. He doesn't think that maybe listen to an episode and decided this was a waste of their time. Yeah. Wait, how many people does he reach? That's a really good point. So I also, I thought it was funny that he explained to us in that clip why the show is so amazing

because he wrote questions in advance and then reached those questions in a specific order. That's amazing. When his friends talking about the guy, he's like, well, you know, he's a drummer and he's a comedian and he's from Boston. I was like, does he have Bill Burr on the show? Yeah, now that would be impressive. Wouldn't that be amazing, just if Bill Burr agreed to sit through 15 minutes? Dude, I mean, he did do H3's fucking shitty show, Bill Burr dead. He was a new Patrick Michael. I'm more respect for Patrick Michael. What else I got here? Oh, this is great. You were talking about how those women

on the, what was the name of the show that we just talked about for a while there Pants you politics You were talking about how those women would say something and then never back it up with anything like never explain Why that's true it better my gun is the same thing here All right, we got Joel Homenna's for a reason All right, he he honestly came into the podcast and really didn't know what to expect. He didn't know who I was. He doesn't know. He doesn't know anything about the show other than this guy sent my message on Instagram. And he came on the show.

So what was the reason that we got this? We got a famous guy on the show for a reason. Okay, what's the reason? People are talking about you. There's a lot going guy on the show for a reason. Oh, okay, what's the reason? There's a lot people are talking about you, there's a lot going on with the show. No, he just randomly came on the show. Oh, okay. That's the story.

Oh, that's not really a reason I wouldn't say. He doesn't understand why anyone wouldn't enjoy Do You Party and he's telling us how much you're gonna love it. Definitely check out Do You Party. I don't see how you can go wrong. I don't see how you wouldn't enjoy it. If you like me or you hate me even, go listen to that show. You get to hear stories of people partying and how much they partying whether or not they're party animals, right? Basic flag. I gotta hear about people I've never heard of, how much they party and whether or not they're party animals. Yeah, like if you're gonna have someone that I don't know,

I want it to be like Lisa Marie Montgomery. Tell me how she parties. That would be interesting. Yeah, like some whacked out party people. And then he's very upset that people are listening to the briefcase because he thinks that this is not his best work and he's getting frustrated by it. I have more followers on the briefcase, more listeners on the briefcase than do you party.

Okay? That's sad to say, but it's true. That's why I had to come here and make this episode so that way you guys knew, hey, if you're listening to this, you're listening to some dude rambulant about God knows what most of the time, you will definitely prefer a show where it's structured it's set questions and there's a guest okay he thinks it because he's got a guest down there it makes it a better show I don't understand logic I don't know if it is reasoning do you did you ever try like sit down and

just like really think about a diagnosis for this guy because there's got to be something like us majors or some shit. No, I don't. I just enjoy it. I just enjoy it for what it is. I can't figure about. I don't know anyone like him. I've never met anyone like him. I think that's why I call himself an enigma. So he's got it wrong. He got it out of the gate. But that's why it's so fascinating last clip about his uh how amazing do you party is and uh it's definitely worth the listen so if you like this you will like that you'll probably like that even more and never come back here.

That amazing. He doesn't want people listening to the briefcase. He's only doing it because he that's where he has the numbers but he doesn't want to be doing that. He just wants to do party because he gets talked to celebrities. He's very proud of that. He's like, he's like the Bob Sagittif podcasting. He got caught in something he didn't really want to do. Right. And now he's like pushing back against it. He's like, oh, you think that's the fucking do good dad from a sitcom? I'll say that at five, 15 15 times in one set up. Like, we get it. We get it, you're a dirty comedian, we know. So I also listen to this episode of the briefcase, episode number 49, where he's talking about

Tom Brady for some reason. Did you listen to this episode, Brian? He was very angry. He's so angry. And Tom Brady, it's so silly. It comes out of left field as far as I could tell. Now, I don't think you're a big sports fan, right Brian? You know, I'm not not a football guy But I think even you will understand the stupidity of this argument that he's making about why Brady isn't the best and then to circle back to Tom Brady as a whole

People give give this dude so much fucking credit for his super bowl wins right let's not forget his first three rings i believe he won them by field goal but truth is adam vinaigtary is the one he's the reason that they won those first few super balls if not for him hitting those field goals they would would have went into overtime then history would be different, right? This is mind-bogglingly stupid. So because they won by three points, it's obviously the field goal kicker who won them the game Because he's the one who got the three points Like dummy anyone could kick a field goal. That's not the difficult part of winning a football game. These guys are interchangeable

And the only way you could really say that is if the team won three to zero, right? Right. And if let's say Brady wasn't the one who marched them down the field to get the field go rage in the first place. And it's really fucking stupid. And I hate Tom Brady.

I fucking hate Tom Brady. And I'm like, this is most moronic conversation I've ever heard. And I think he's just is most moronic conversation I've ever heard. And I think he's just trying to piss people off. But I feel like what I'm doing here on this show as of now is I'm simply just whittling down the fans, okay? I'm whittling down the supporters and audience to the point where, you know, the seven of you that continue to come back here and listen, you're doing it for a reason. You enjoy everything I'm saying. He's trying to turn people off to this podcast.

He does not let people listen to the briefcase anymore. He's so afraid of success. It's really surprising to see. He's finally getting people listening and interacting with them and it's freaking him the fuck out. He cannot handle it. He's so so bitter about other podcasters. Yes. He seems to try to, he's trying to reverse engineer the formula of success. That's a perfect way to put it. And I have the clip that sums this up. He gets so annoyed if people subscribe to a show that already has subscribers.

He's like, why would you do that? Those people are already successful. You're just making them more successful. It's just like these podcasts that have 4,000 Patreon members. But you think they give a fuck about any of you? You were just the 4,000 dumb enough to support something that doesn't bring quality content. Enjoy. It's your money.

It's your money. What is the thing? What is the logic there? He goes, you shouldn't support them because they don't give a fuck about you I don't think Tim Dylan gives a fuck about me. I'm not worried about that. I enjoy a show and I want to listen to the bonus episodes What is he what is this thought process there you should only support people who don't have Any followers who aren't good enough to get followers And there's no room for people who have followers who have, because I took

a little particular issue with this, you know, like we have a lot of followers on Patreon. And my thing is like, yeah, but we did a show for free for eight straight years before we jumped on some Patreon. Yeah, but out of nothing. Brian, you were on television. So you shouldn't have any Patreon. I said, where he like, he literally says that. Like if you were on TV, you shouldn't have page as supporters.. He like he literally says that like if you were on TV You shouldn't have page as supporters He even throws out some names here and for some reason he hates Robert Kelly I don't know what I'm doing. I'm not Kelly. It's so funny They're not supporting the little guys that are doing this to try to to make something out of it

But yet you can go and support Dali Parton just in long, Robert Kelly, you know, these guys that have clearly been on TV, clearly made money, and you're going to go support them for the hopes that you can leave a cool comment, and they'll read it. No, that's not why anybody supports these things. He doesn't even understand how Patreon works. Like, you're just going out there So the Bob Kelly will read your message. I don't think so. I think most people who set up her a picture on

never even message the host. Pete would be my guest, but what do I do? I've never met Dolly Parton or Justin Long. I've met Bob. I've hung out with Bob a couple of times. I'm not, I'm past Robert, but I'm not quite to Bobby. He's a nice guy, he's ever. He's really nice to guys ever. He's so nice and like, just a cool dude.

I don't understand where this, because this isn't the first time. No, we bring him all the time. Yeah. Yeah, like there's a vitriol with Bob, where you're like, did he do something personal to you or what's going on here? It's funny too, because what he doesn't like about Bob Kelly,

is he doesn't, I should actually, Robert Kelly. I don't know, I don't know, Bob. What he doesn't like about Robert Kelly. He doesn't, I should actually, Robert Kelly, I don't know, I don't know, Bob. What he doesn't like about Robert Kelly is he doesn't like his podcast. So are you saying that you are able to critique other people's podcasts and that's okay? Wait a second. Is that where you stand on this?

Good. But I gotta ask you this though, Brian, if he were to get to a place where he had a thousand, two thousand subscribers on Patreon, would he still go off on these rants? Would he still yell at people? Absolutely. Why is the party so, and he has all these subscribers already? Yeah, he would look at another person and be like, why them and not me?

Have they not heard the party? I guess everybody's too busy listening to the briefcase. There would be some reasoning as to why that wasn't good enough. It's insane He goes on to explain. He's talking about how some podcasts put out reruns And he says that And also how hard is a podcast that you can't fucking sit in a sit in a room and talk to your friend and then put it out So he's going why would you put out a rerun? It's easy to make podcasts.

Dummy, some of us put a lot of work into it. Some of us put hours of prep work and that hours of anything afterwards. This isn't a thing, we're just like, we'll just go talk to your friend and put it out to podcast. That's why they're successful is because they don't do that.

They don't have that mentality. It's why they're doing so well. You know, when you sent me the podcast, the pantsuit politics that we were doing, and I'm cutting the clips, it gave me a whole new respect for what you do, and how long it takes, and even that, I fucked up some of the clips,

even though I looked over it three times. I feel like that's a little harder than sitting down and doing a 10 minute podcast, blathering on about how no one will listen to this other podcast that you do. Dude, that little bit harder. The briefcase, he has legitimate fans now.

And I talked to people all the time who say, I no longer, ironically listening to Patrick Michael, I look forward to it. Because you can't believe what comes out of his mouth. You can't believe this guy's putting this out of the internet. It's so fascinating. And I just wish he understood. It's so fascinating. And I just wish he understood why he's so good.

Because he's great. He doesn't, he's got no idea why he's awesome. He's got no idea. He's so great. He just doesn't understand. He's great because he just says things like this. And I could give a fuck about your president. I could give a fuck about your judicial system.

And that is hard to say. And I don't care. I'm not fixing that. Oh, you know what I didn't even point out? The craziest thing about all of this. So he just had that conversation with that guy from Killtoni's all excited about and he's promoting it. That podcast isn't even out yet.

He hasn't added it yet. It's not even available. So he's promoting this thing that doesn't exist. He's like, I can't believe you guys have listened to this show. It's amazing. I have so much fun. Oh, what's I can't let you guys have listening to this show. It's amazing. I'm pretty sad. Oh, what's up with him? So does that.

It's not out yet. What? Why not promote it? When you put it out, like the day you put it out, then you go on your other show and talk about what a great show that you have. You should go check out. It sounds like he's about to join or start a militia. Oh, yes.

Probably join. I don't think there's much of a leader if you ask me. Oh, this is great. When he's talking, I'm gonna back up again to our buddy, Zodizak and the average fellas podcast. This guy's a treat too. We should maybe look at his podcast sometime in the future. But Patrick Michael brings up how he does stand up. And then he has to tell one of his jokes to Zodizak. And Zodizak gives him a pity laugh, but it's way too late with it.

So you can just style it just, it didn't work. Dude, every time I've done stand-up comedy, it was never with other comedians. I followed singers, guitar players, and you're... Hey, guys, you know, if life was like a box of chocolates, what do we tell diabetics? Wow, I don't know why he decided to go into a stand-up that joke has never landed He's never gotten a laugh from that joke and he continues to try it. It lands though when he goes nothing

Crickets what's going on right now. Usually there's a thunderous applause after I tell that joke. At what point though, like this is a young Patrick Michael, right? Like relatively 31, 32, I think, something like that. Like 10 years, 20 years from now. Yeah, I see. What do we see? And I wonder, like, I want to follow it. I hope he's still going. I hope he has teenage kids.

And he's talking about that whole ride. And man, it would be so much fun. Maybe he's in one of those nice big closets, like a walk-in, you know, instead of just a little one. Yeah, right. He's really moving on up. Oh, there. A couple more clips from this show.

I don't know, I don't feel like anybody who has self-esteem or confidence should be shit on. I'm sorry, I don't think I'm better than you, but I'm definitely going to try to be a... Let me back up for a second. I should point out, this is the answer he gives to the question, what advice do you have for podcasters just starting out? All right, pretty good question. He's a podcasty for a long time.

This is the answer to that question. I don't know, but I don't feel like anybody who has self-esteem or confidence should be shit on. I'm sorry. I don't think I'm better than you, but I'm definitely going to try to be a be better than you. I'm going to work harder. Yeah, I'm going to put more effort.

So sorry, I do 24 podcasts and you have one and you're upset at that. Sorry, I don't know what you want. You know what I mean? Like what do you, I'm sorry, I just want to do more. I guess, like I guess I could sit in the small bubble and be this thing that you want me to be, but I'd rather expand myself and swim in the big ocean.

But somebody told me at one point, very early in my podcast days, to be the big fish. Be the big fish. And when you're told that, from a person who's always felt like the small fish, I did. What does that mean? And that man was Robert Kelly. That was the biggest fish you've ever seen.

Robert Kelly, what does that mean? I was told to be the big fish. So is that why he doesn't promote his shows because he doesn't want to get to another tier or another level where then he'll be a smaller podcaster who has a decent size. I'm trying to make sense of this. This is why I don't try to figure analyze this guy. I have no idea what he means by that. Yeah, it's the answer you want though. Like, if you gave a straightforward answer, it'd probably be boring.

Him saying that, you're like, holy shit, this is gold. Really it's, it doesn't matter what the question is. He's just gonna rant about, you shouldn't be shit on. If you have high self-esteem, I don't know if people are shitting on me, if I self-esteem's not on a whack, what's going on. And then we get to do his philosophy, which is always fun.

If you're not accepting the possibility of failing, you're not willing to examine these, like I think about sports a lot. And who knows, man, I could have been a very, very good polo player, but I'm not rich enough to get into there to practice. I don't have a horse. Yeah.

You know, just like golf, who knows, I could have a fucking beautiful drive. Never got a chance to do it because it costs so much money to do that sport. So there could be from rule at rule. That's a hard word to say. It's a lot of too much from really bad ghettos in the world who have crazy talent in these in darts even. Yeah. But they can't get into a bowling alley to play. Yeah yeah Weird examples there. He could have been an amazing polo player. Is there is there anyone playing polo? Is that a Thing that's going on. I couldn't afford a horse. I couldn't even afford a Ralph Lauren shirt I thought it was great though that he goes who knows I might be a great golfer dude

You can't go to a range and And this is not a golf, not a chief sport, but you could have figured out if you could have a good driver or not. He specified drive. So yeah, you just go to a driving range. It's like a bucket of balls is $5. You're a bar with club, it's fine. It's so fucking funny.

But I love that his thinking is, I'm probably amazing at shit that I wasn't given an opportunity to do. Based on what, you're bad at everything that you do. Why would you think that you wouldn't be good at something? You know who says that same thing, like a misplaced confidence that I find endearing is my kid. She has Down syndrome.

She's 14. And no matter what it is, she's like, I'm the best at it. I'm like, you haven't even done it yet. What are you talking about? How could you be the best? And that's what it's like at it. I'm like, you haven't even done it yet. What are you talking about? How could you be the best? And that's what it's like Patrick Michael. I'm just not giving the opportunity to be the best. It's a great way to go through life, isn't it?

Oh, it's awesome. She's so confident and happy all the time. That's awesome. It's like when our buddy Andy came out here a very first episode, first podcast he ever did, he declared that he was the goat. It's like, I'll slow your roll a little bit buddy. This is fun. The goal of do you party.

And we might be able to help mount with this goal. I feel like. So let's see. Truly, I just want to have the availability to go to anyone and say, Hey, man, it's your turn. Let's hear it. And we go and they come on, you know what I mean, rather than, oh, you guys have 88 followers. Who are you? Oh, I guess I didn't have the other part of that clip in there, but he talks about how he'd love to have Mark Norman come on the show. Brian, do you know Mark Norman? I do. He's on Jim and Sam for it a five days a week.

Yeah, he is on their right event. Mark's great, really, really funny guy. I've gone to some one a few times. Really funny guy. Can we try to get this information? Let me find the clip where he's on Mark Norman specifically. And let's try to get that to Mark, because that would be amazing. I would love for Do You Party to start getting like a list comedians coming out and show if you're so great

All right last thing that I wanted to play because this I think is something that we can This is an actionable clip that I have for everybody listening Man if you like the party that's the place to share your story go share your story Oh shoot me though Man, if you like to party, that's the place to party. Share your story. Go share your story. Oh shoot me though. Do you think even party at gmail.com? Do you even park at gmail.com? You can send it. You can record it empty free. I'll play it on the show. Share it because I know some people are like, I just don't, you know, I don't feel like putting my face out there. I don't want to put my name on it. You can send it in un-economously. Do you even party at gmail.com? X, then there. For sure.

So I'm sorry that the mix on that was so bad because this fucking idiot Zodizak decided the music was more important. Then what he was saying, fucking terrible. But what he said was, do you even party at gmail.com? You can send in MP3s and he'll play them out his shell. I think it's can be fun. MP3s of what though, like you, Partian? Or? I think stories. You can tell stories of Parting.

And maybe that's the way that he determines who he's gonna have on, is how awesome your story is. I think I'm gonna send story after story about how I was a Partian with a girl named Carly. There's a really loose chick that I do in my neighborhood in India. Oh my God, what a slub. I love it.

I love it. So that's one idea. There's lots of different things that we can talk to Patty Seacups about, but you can send in Mp3s. Do you even party at gmail.com? Does anyone promote Patrick Michael? More than the mispodcast. Oh, we have another ad, another ad to play for you.

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Those Jewish bears Never had it that you asshole Brian What have we done today my friend? We've done it all we have We talked about Sarah and Beth the hosts of the wonderful show pantsuit politics That put us to sleep. We talked about Anthony Cumia talking to Chad Zumak Psypia, that's what I think is like, that's what I think is like, that's what I think is like, that's what I think is like,

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That's not a place that they can grow. That's the main place that they grow, I think, right? They grow all over the place but mostly in pussies. It seems like it's a breeding ground for fucking cysts. It sounds doesn't it sounds like where a cyst would grow is in a pussy. This is a show called Notes of a Goon, a suggestion that came in from Chris from Brooklyn who's also the host of the show. This is on gas digital and we'll be listening to that and reviewing it with our buddy Kroge coming on next week. So that'll be, that'll be fun. And like I said, we'll get a bonus in before that. I love crows.

I also love kaya. So I hope there's not gonna be this movement like kaya not brya type thing. And you know, you know, you know, you plan to that seed. I love kaya too. We got to get him back on the show soon. He sent me a note about some podcast category. I should look that up real quick.

There's a category of podcasting that I can't believe exists. Give me a note about some podcast category. I should look that up real quick. There's a category of podcasting that I can't believe exists. Give me a second. I'm gonna be unprofessional for a second and look at my phone during the podcast. We've done twice now, I've never do this. All right, he found a genre. Oh, it's like the,

it's all about not masturbating. It's the nofap. What is it, nofap, November or something like that? Oh, no, not November. No, not November. There's a whole podcast category about not jerking off. I can't wait to reach out to Kaya. And I get his take on this because that's ridiculous.

It could be a lot of fun. Brian, thank you so much for coming on the show today. I really enjoy talking to you and I'm really glad to have you. Anytime you want to come on, you're very welcome. And people can find you by listening to Tellum Steve Dave. How long has Tellum Steve Dave been a show? 11 years now. Wow. It's been 11 years.

You have. How do you keep it going for 11 years? What's the secret? At the first half was me being on drugs and having stories to tell about it. And then the next half was pretty much me sobering up and straightening out my shit getting married and having the kid around. And I don't know, just we just shoot the shit, just normal shit. We don't try to look for anything special we don't really have guests on because we're too self-important for that. It's fun it's it's it's it's just fun it's my favorite thing to do. Yeah well people love the show and I have a lot of friends who are totally addicted to it so again tell them Steve Dave go check

that out wherever you find your fine podcast or player you're in. I will let you go Brian if you want or if you want to hang out and listen to voice mail and hang out with the review girl you can do that too. Yeah hang out. I should also mention would you kindly with the mighty Iraq? Correct. On compound media for for all you subscribers, they do a weekly show, Brian and Eric Nagle. I really want to get Eric Nagle on the show again. Yeah, he's funny. He knows so much.

He knows so much. And when we did the deep dive on the show that he did with me about, um, now I'm blanking out his name, Petten Gill. Uh, I want to see Scott, but it's not. Oh, uh, Scott Shannon and Todd. Now I'm blanking out his name, Pettingill. I want to see Scott, but it's not Scott. Scott Shannon and Todd, Todd Pettingill. When we, when he did the deep dive on Todd Pettingill and knew everything behind the scenes

and was pulling episodes that were supposed to come out weeks from now, it was really just unbelievable. I had so much fun doing that. So I know this show takes a lot of people's time now too. It's not like, hey, E-Rex, you want to come on W-A-T-P for a couple of hours? It's like, hey, do you want to do like a shit ton of research? It's fun a lot of time pulling clips and writing notes. So I understand. I do appreciate that.

Would you kindly tell them, Steve Dave, the great Brian Johnson, and we'll catch you on the other side. So please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out what's up for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called Right Now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job job everyone. Let's all learn a lesson from this podcast. Don't do what we do, which is a podcast.

That'd be cool. You fucking know all about this shit. You know, who are these podcasts? I You know who are these podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense Casey our review. How are you doing this week Casey? I'm good. How are you all? Wow? She's got more energy the usual I'm impressed. I'm doing great the usual. I'm impressed. I'm doing great. I noticed we've been getting a lot of one-star reviews like like a lot of like really shitty reviews coming through. What's that all about? You got 17 in the last four days. 17 on-star reviews. Wow. That's 17 stars though. 17 on star views. Wow, that's 17 stars though. God damn it. You know, we made fun of those cons that do that show and then a bunch of other cons don't like us all the sudden. Exactly. Exactly what's happening. Okay, see, we also have Brian here too. Hello.

Hello, Brian. Alright, so Brian's going to play along with us. You're going to read reviews and we're going to figure out how many stars it is. It might be easy this week. Okay, so there's 17 and one star reviews. I'm definitely not going to read all of them because they're like the same thing. It's just like a billion of them calling you ableist and misogynist and problematic. Yeah, yeah, I saw a problematic on that.

I was like, yes! It's all I ever wanted to be was a problematic podcaster. Fucking did it. That was my goal. In fact, I want to ask you what my goal was to find casting to be problematic. We're yelling it. Yeah, it sounds about right.

You know why Brian, because that's measurable. That's attainable. You can say, no, I am problematic. Now it happened. We did it. Even a school child could do that. So as an adult, if you're still maintaining, I mean, problematic.

I see that's a good thing. Very impressive. Might be problematic 100 years from now. I'm still problematic. All right, let's get to these reviews. Okay. Let's see. from now. I'm still problematic. All right, let's get to these reviews. Okay. Let's see.

Did you not know this is almost going to happen? I've been filling time. I know, like, I get to read the reviews. I don't know where they are. I'll be. I'm the Ryan friend of me. I was just talking to you. Sorry. I was talking to you. Sorry. All right, trash by baby bee, Imogen. Well, these little guys are trash.

Okay, that's a one star. Okay, by the way, our logo is a garbage can. So yes, how do you not know that going into it? I don't know this this shows trash. Yeah, no shit. That's wasn't a mystery. Yeah, you know this this one review just says garbage for content they know. Yeah, that'm just I'm gonna get through some of these piece of sweet Bad reviews are clearly whiny wokesters or scorned podcasters who take themselves to seriously This show is pretty great usually only criticism is that the recurring bits can get wearing

Because I can't stand O.P. and settering John. I just skip that part when I'm bored. Why any wokesters? Is that the word they use in there? Yeah, the bad reviews are clearly why any wokesters. I never heard that before. That's funny. Well, good news. We didn't do Opie or John today. So just wait too much. God, so you didn't talk about John. Did you see his art that he's trying to follow? He called it a painting and it's just like

three pictures of fish like Modjepad's with some dollar bills. I think dollar gold I can't miss. And he's selling it for $500. Yeah, sell DS to him how much? And he said 500 bucks. That's okay. I can't say anything.

Or if he signs it, it's 300. It's really new. New values. So actually Casey, the feds you brought that up. Now this was in our subreddit. And our subreddit is obsessed with centering, which I really do appreciate and enjoy. We've been talking about producing a bit. And think producer Chris is going to help us out with

that. You're on it. We're going to start recapping all the news in the sub-routed for the week. So we get people caught up who don't have the time to go in there and read all of these different threads that are going on. So. It's a good idea. I thought so too. All right, Casey. I don't pay you to talk about Stuttering Jen. I don't pay you at all. No, you don't pay me at all. No. Man, all right, these guys got nothing

by can and anal. There's only a finite amount of podcasts. This stuff is going to get old quick. Just give it up. This guy's carls entire stick is how he can't believe how stupid something someone said is this really worth 200 plus episodes of content under garbage. Oh, that's gotta be a five-star review, right? I think so. Brian, I'm gonna go with five. Yeah. Okay. What are we getting? Absolutely. That's good. When they said finite number of podcasts, that's what

gave it away. I'm like, oh, no, there's infinite podcasts. That's one thing I do know. Yeah, no fan of the show. There's a finite number. Right. Boo. Untalented hacks make fun of more successful people, not even any joy in the gimmick. Keep sipping that hate array, I guess. To one sense I want it's a lame. What a star. Yeah, all right.

Okay. I tried, but couldn't manage to come up with anything super clever about this Whitlist Pathetic Podcast. So, lame, it doesn't even inspire a cruel Joker to. Be sure to give it a listen if you too have lost all ability to be original. The literal embodiment of ignorance in one podcast, they don't understand something so they make fun of it out of fear. Try graduating high school boys. They make fun of it out of fear.

That would be a lot of work to, if it was a fear, coming out of fear to do all this work, think I would just ignore it. Yeah, you'd have to overcome it. That's good for it. I'm gonna say it to one star. That was a one star. All right.

What do we got? One more maybe? We're fun ones. We're fun ones. I'm not gonna. All right, why? Not every boring white man needs to put out his opinion. I'm a cleverly stupid guy. Why? Not every boring white man needs to put out his opinion. That's actually just called being a rude and horrible person.

That's not that one. I saw that one. There's a guy and I really appreciate it. He puts all of our reviews on this Google sheet. And he just hit me up the other day. I was like, by the way, you're going to get a ton of our reviews on this Google sheet and he just hit me up the other day. I was like, by the way, you're gonna get a ton of negative reviews. So I just looked at it real quick. And I saw that one.

And why is it the fact that I'm white have a hood, do I think? Can I just be a horrible person? What's the white thing all about? Do we dominate podcasting white guys? I guess. I don't know. I hear a lot of women with podcasts too

Right there's a matriarchy in podcasting that's fucking it all up. I'm gonna be that guy now Yeah, you got to kill it kill the matriarchy. Oh boy Speaking of the matriarchy Kamala Harris called into our show and left us a voice now Greetings to our show and left us a voice now. Greetings. This is Kamala Harris. This is how I sound. Tarl, I heard your comments that Gino was good. Let me say emphatically that you are incorrect. As the first black Indian woman, vice president elect, I can say that he was not sounding. He did not get the format of the show. He was dull, boring, corny, and had an axe to grind.

Please, stick to cross, and, or the ugly bug. Thank you. Oragon, oragon, oragon. Which dog is the ugly dog? Yeah, I think of that. Yeah, it's a good dog. Was that still about Gino? Yeah, people are still upset because I said I enjoyed Gino on the show, which I most certainly did. I thought Gino was great. He was definitely shot out of a cannon. He was very, he was Pee's Gino.

That's Gino, man. That's what he does. He's not a sidekick kind of guy. You're not going to bring out Gino. Just be quiet. The adults are talking like that's how that'skick kind of guy. You're not going to bring on G-Doh and just be like, hey, just be quiet. The adults are talking like that's not how that's going to go down. Oh boy. All right. Oh, my favorite.

cripple Jesus. Calling into the show. Hey, buddy. I'm CJ. I just wanted to say fuck you to whoever wrote that review last week. That said, you guys were a boy between me, Heather, and Stuttering John me and on last week you guys have had more crippled the retards on a show and any other show I know about and really there's so

many retards on this show it It should be called, where are these chromosomes? Wait, everybody. Jeez. This is a guy with a good subject to hear about his spot in life. You got to give him credit for that. CJ. All right. A couple more voice bells are run through here.

Listen to the bonus of a said with you and Dick. And you made that jab at Weezer about how they made that whole album about making songs like they used to, and then they didn't fucking make songs like they used to. And I gotta say, goddamn Carl, you've never been more right about anything else in your fucking life. I am so sick of this new music that Weezer's putting out. I mean, it was okay when they did the white album.

There was a couple good songs on there. Do you want to get a high, which basically like a time capsule that they opened and it was an extra bonus track that you got off Pinkerton. But then they had all this other bullshit like that one about Kenoles and the pastry shop. I don't even remember what that fucking song was called. The head band. I didn't think I brought that fucking song was called. The head band.

I didn't think I brought up Weezer. I think this guy's here. He wants to hear. What, he's about Weezer over there? No. That's a weird thing. It's awful. What is this fucking bullshit that Weezer's pulling

where they make rock for people who hate rock and they make pop for people who hate pop? That's basically what they are now. Me and one of the fans, the fans who have been listening to the music for years they're just shitting on I'm constantly we only want one fucking thing we want that that fucking we their grunge sound you know we want rivers keomo to talk about how he can't get laid we want that up the energy we don't want fucking synthesizers and bullshit wait did he say we only want one thing and then he mentioned three things

and we threw me music like every album they put out since it's fucking trash especially the black album what fucking blue balls i've gotten from from the black album oh yeah we're gonna put it out oh we might not put it out oh we're gonna put it out oh look we dropped it more poppy bullshit Fuck we're man. I'm really glad that I can call this hotline and bitch about weezer because I'm 20 years old and all my friends Don't even know what the fuck weezer is I Want to point something out here at a certain point when a band puts out album after album that you don't like that's not you Why are you still listening to it? I've never heard the one or the lack of I don't even know these albums are I stopped listening to weezer yeah they suck there's only one album it's the blue album the green album and uh

picker yeah that's really I like right up oh that was it that was a weird voice but I don't know why I played that Tucker Dixon called back in. Hey, Carl. Tucker Dixon here. Just want to point something out on the Dick Masterson Cross over episode. Patrick Michael is complaining about all the podcasts that come out on Monday. I went through my podcast that usually

drop on Monday. W-A-T-P. I'm wondering if he is targeting you in a very smart way and you fell for it, Carl. Anyway, scumbag back. Talk her out. Two reasons why that's wrong. One, Petri might have doesn't do anything in a smart way. And two, our show drops on Sundays. Do you really think that he's like trying to send me secret message? Like that's true, that's amazing. That would be incredible.

Hey, Carl, you need to get Vinnie on one of your fucking crossover episodes with a dick show. Okay. I hear Sean all the time on those episodes who's part of the dick show sure but then he is as much as a part of uh... for these podcast as well as the creep off as shan has the dick show

you get him on there i want to see him interact with dick and shan who are these fucking vinyny assholes this is the good guy who always votes for Vinny in the creep off, dude. I do not like this, but. These are the people's champs. Yeah, Casey's one of them too. You're on that side.

And I voted for you, Westman. You did. Yeah. Wow. What did I do to deserve that? Okay, possibly that. I don't remember, but I remember voting for you. Right.

Oh, so we have another person calling in who doesn't like crippled Jesus Hey, Carl, this is heavy cap hey, you Do you tell that crippled Jesus to set the fuck up? Quit calling that fucking can't stand retard Come back Andy kept his use not as bad I wanted drawing of the people who call into our voice smell segment. So we can illustrate that I would be a I would be a just drawn in feces.

John to do it. Stuttering job because he's the art. Yeah. Yeah. 500 bucks for that. That's all we had. All right, last boy, smell the player then we can move on with our lives. Hey, Carlos. This cat.

Cat named Bootsie from Syracuse. I was listening to some older episodes recently. voice about the player than that we can move out of their lives. Hey, Carlos. This cat named Bootsie from Syracuse. I was listening to some older episodes recently, and namely the Adam Corolla show episode, and I got to thinking, I remember Maddox actually was on an episode of Adam Corolla show, so I thought maybe it'd be a fun idea to try another crossover bonus episode with the Dixho or you guys go and review that one. So, and have more crows.

Anyway, hold me back. Yeah. You know what I've never actually seen Maddox on the Adam Corolla shot. I just looked at that one up. It must have been a long time ago because it was bad and mad as to get booked on shows like the Adam Corolla shot. I can't really imagine which reminds me please, if you haven't yet, if you're in the area of Tampa, Florida, get your tickets,

we'll be there December 12th, performing live for everybody. It's Tampa.dick.show is where you can purchase those tickets. A lot of funny comedians and podcasters will be there and we'll be there. Make it fun to someone We laugh in a jerks. I know that Casey again. Thank you for coming on and reading the reviews. We always appreciate that. Yeah, of course anything I parting words Oh no

All right perfect By Casey No, no, perfect. I always prepared. I'll be back by KC. Brian, was this everything that you hoped it would be? It was and more. You're the best. You're the best. It's so fun, dude. I thank you so much.

You're the best, buddy. I thank you. You promoted us a lot. And that's awesome. I really appreciate it. Not only the support, but also coming out and doing the show with us. It's so much fun. Thanks, man.

Absolutely. Yeah, you rock, man. All right, see you everybody. This is it. It's over. Okay? Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye, goodbye.