Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep234 - Notes Of A Goon

Episode Date: November 29, 2020

This week, Chris from Brooklyn and his special needs sidekick Mike babble on and on and about things you'd have to strain yourself to care about. But I guess they must be interesting because they are friends with Luis J Gomez. I'm not good enough at math to count all the times his name was dropped. Cros joins us for a star-studded episode that includes Stuttering John, Animal Crosely, Patrick Michael, Tim Dillon, Opie, and Tom Myers. All that and Branden from Shitty Song of the Week! Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Support Patty C Cups: https://www.patreon.com/Podculture 20% off your purchase with the code "watp" https://manscaped.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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reading those reviews. I also posted her phone number on Patreon this morning. So if you are a Patreon supporter, you can now start harassing Casey. Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called Notes of a Goon. This is a suggestion from Chris from Brooklyn. We have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.

Let's continue it. This is a show hosted by Chris from Brooklyn and Mike Harrington. Mike Harrington seems to be the producer, but I think he talks pretty much about as much as a co-host. Yeah. It seems like, right? Crouch, I'm going to go ahead and let you summarize this show for us. Okay. So this was a 22nd clip and I cut out the silences and ums and got it to a 10 second clip. Here's my number one. Okay. But you know what have you heard of McClure's before right now? No. Okay. McClure's infinitely better than a vlasic pickle. It's more expensive, but a better pickle. Nobody's heard of it because it's not a vlasic or a fucking B&G. Man some hot pickle talk. So I guess the question I have to ask when they have all this hot pickle talk is obviously. Are you a boner guy?

So I must listen to a different episode than you did. Yeah, listen to the most pickle talk. I listened to the most recent one. This was one of about 200 topics that they covered, but I thought this was kind of representative of what the show's about. Was it the recent one from this week that was three hours long?

Yeah. Okay, then I just didn't get that far. Damn, you copy. Ha, ha, ha, ha. This is really the clip that I want to long. Yeah. Okay, then I just didn't get that far. Damn it, you caught me. Ha, ha, ha, ha. This is really the clip that I want to play for you right now. Yeah. It really should be the last clip I played from these guys because it's kind of like sums it all up for me.

Yeah, yeah. But I think I should just play it now out of the gate so everyone knows what we're talking about. This guy, Christopher Brookin, I don't know what he does. I don't know why he's been on, he's like friends with Lewis Jacob. The show should be called, we're friends with Lewis Jacob. It should be the name of the show.

That's all they talk about. Gastige, oh, we were on this show on Gastige, and we were doing this, we were doing that. These guys aren't technically on Gastige, I didn't find them on their website, but they whisked Gastige, I don't know what's going on. Oh, yeah, because they bring it up.

They bring up a lot. Yeah, because they have this other show, it's like high society, high society radio. Oh, okay, okay. They They bring up a lot. Yeah. Yeah, because they have this other show, it's like high society, high society radio. Oh, okay, okay. They talk about that a lot. They assume that everybody's listening to the real ass podcast and high society and everyone knows what the fuck's going on.

So anyway, this guy, Chris, I don't know if he's a comedian. I don't know what he does. I don't know why his opinions matter, but he cannot talk. And this is the summary for me. I put the other this super clip, and I apologize for the dead air, but this is what I had to listen to.

And it's fucking, you know what I mean? But it's, you know what I mean? And then fucking because like how so he can, no, he, but tell me not, you know, DTJ, DTJ, right? All right. So let's move on. Let's, we got shift gears. So how so how do you guys end up coming back?

You know, yeah, but so. But so again. So. So, um, um, um, uh, fucking, I feel like a sadistic fuck making you listen to that. I apologize, but that's what I had to listen to. And now I'm letting you all hear what I went through today. Three hours, he tacked out an interview with a nobody at the end. Yeah. I skipped around a little bit in there.

That was pointless. Like, just put it out as a separate show. It was totally different. Yeah, I wasn't so, yeah, at the last hour of this episode, he talks to a guy he's known for 20 years. Yeah. He said they talk every day. Yeah, so it would be like me interviewing you.

So Carl, well, no, it wouldn't be because people know who you and I are. Carl, tell me that story you told me two days ago about that thing. Like, that's this But anyway like it wasn't boring enough to clip But it wasn't interesting enough to yeah, yes, yes, that's how I would summarize this show It wasn't boring enough to laugh at but it wasn't interesting enough to listen to yeah, so Obviously they need to tighten it up a bit Each show is goes on for hours.

Yes. And they spend a lot of it marking time. My number seven is just the compilation of that. About two hours in, you go forward, Ves forward, just listen to that part. But if you don't want to stay too, just, just, this is all tangent because of, I'm saying I know the Giuliani tactic is what I'm saying.

How long are we, what time are we at? One, 12. All right, we'll finish this up. I mean, I don't wanna do this, we're doing two hours, we're at two hours, right? Over two. Oh, Jesus, we gotta grab this stuff. They spend the whole time, they're like mid-sentence.

So anyway, Chris, what I was saying was, wait, what time is it? Oh, we gotta wrap this up, dude, don't you have to go? Let me go on for another hour and a fucking half. I'm a podcasting expert, and I can't figure out why this show exists. I wrote down questions here. Yeah.

What is this show? Why is this show? Yeah, so how is this show? These are all good questions. These are good questions that I'm podding right now. Now, there was some good. This was maybe the first show that I could view it. Before you get off though, the timing thing.

Yeah. Now, what happens is a lot of these shows, they have to clock in about an hour or so in order to get in all the sponsor reads. Yeah. Yeah. Do they have any sponsors on the show? Do they have any sponsors on the show?

They do. And he's bound to like, at the end. Like, Jesus. Two plus hours in. And it was like a, like a weed delivery. So it wasn't even like a thing. But yeah, and I was surprised. I'm like, why would you read the sponsor now?

Especially, he does a cold opening at the beginning that makes no sense. Read it then. Our show is sponsored by Settlery Jads Weed Dealer. Yeah, but I'm not gonna tell you about it until two hours. All right, sorry about that. I cut you off.

Go ahead, what were you talking about? This is the first show, maybe, ever, that I've listened to for WATP that I didn't totally hate. You know what I mean? It wasn't like dripping wax in my ears, like some of the stuff we've done. Like the type of rays. Wow. The two dudes have a good rapport.

Okay. You know what I mean? Like they were, it was fun kind of listening to them a little bit at point. I don't know what you mean, but keep going. So at one point, here's my number two. Chris is talking about how he was an OG original anti-masker I was also I was also back in World War One. I was protesting gas masks Yeah, dude, what take your must-gast like a man? Yeah, take your fucking mustard gas you fucking pussy spread that shit with the knife

Come on now. Yeah fuck put a little horse radish in it motherfucker. You know saying that doesn't sound that rough Yeah, it sounds pretty fucking good. Why didn't the French think of that? Why didn't they just have pastrami in World War one? Right the Jews hadn't been gassed yet. It's fair That's pretty fucking good. Why didn't the French think of that? Why didn't they just have pastrami in World War I? Right? The Jews hadn't been gassed yet? It's fair. Dude, you're talking pastrami in the trenches? I'm in. I'm digging it.

I'm sorry. Everyone thinks they're Tim Dylan now. This is the problem because Tim Dylan's show format should not work, but he's so tailored to the overcomes a terrible format that should not work. One guy rambling trying to make jokes off the top of his head. Should not work, it works for him. It doesn't work for these guys.

These guys talk about cutting mustard that it turns into fucking horse ridership of strami. Is that funny? And I'll give you, are you chocolate at this ground? I'll give you one more. This, this one. You better not fucking smiley over there at that. These were the highlights.

So out of the three hours, I found two things and I was like, yeah, all right, okay. You know, the next one they were talking about teachers and how they're responding to the pandemic. I kind of don't blame them because a lot of teachers are in firm. You know what I mean? It's not, well, like, it's just, there's a lot of,

first of all, there's a lot of older teachers. Just in general, there's a lot of fat teachers. Okay. A lot of gay teachers, that's a disease, that's a pre-existing condition. I mean, in the 80s it was. I mean, certainly. All right, so I don't know, I laughed. All right, well, we talk about them tripping out of the gate, because the very first thing they do is talk about this Thanksgiving special that they're doing. Okay, episode 16 is our Thanksgiving Spooktacular. Oh, yeah, uh look

Turkey stuff with yeah, it goes. Oh, it's cute. It's littered with ghosts. It's my Find that funny crush you like this like this show you subscribe to this one tonight for the patreon I literally had two nice things to say about these And now I'm their patron saint this guy this game like This game like might be actually retarded. Yeah, I have some examples of that. Please do this guy talks like crippled Jesus walks Dude that actually like yo the the moron like trainings you like, you know, just training martial arts It's like I don't know, why the fuck aren't cops just doing Jiu-Jitsu twice a week?

Like, that should just be mandatory. All right, more of my can't talk. All right, because this is actually really interesting, because I don't think, like, you know what I mean? It's become this whole kind of thing where it's like, you're on this team, you're on this team, and it's like, I don't think people are looking at data.

Let me read to you what he just said. Please do. Because it's very difficult to understand that. All right, because this is actually really interesting because I don't think like you know what I mean. It's become this whole kind of thing where it's like you're on this team or you're on this team. And it's like, I don't think people are looking at data.

Yeah? That checks out. That checks out. Great sentence, asshole. Great job. I don't think this guy should be anywhere near a microphone. I've never heard anyone call someone like dog and bro and all that shit so seriously.

You know what I mean? It's a Lewis J. Gomez thing. They were even saying the doggy thing. I'm like, well, you're just ripping off Lewis. Yeah. So can I take you down a little road here? All right. It's a Lewis J. Gomez thing they were even saying the doggy thing. I'm like, well, you're just ripping off Lewis. Yeah So can I take you down a little road here? All right, um, this is a little bit of overlap with something you just played but Everyone thinks they're Joe Rogan and no one is Joe Rogan including and especially Joe Rogan. Here's number nine I can see these guys reviewing us. These guys are doing making sense

Dude that actually like yo the the moron like training to like you know just training martial arts It's like I don't know why why the fuck aren't cops just doing jiu jitsu twice a week like that should just be mandatory Alright is this is Joe Rogan experience now? Is that a thing that... He says that every episode. Does he really? Yeah. I don't fucking listen to Rogues. You should listen to Rogues. I was just... Because I'm gonna play for you right now the three fucking strikes of podcasting.

There are three things that just make my fucking blood boil about podcasting. Okay. And you should listen, everyone, listen to the Joe Rogan show, and listen to these three things and go, this fucking sucks. Why am I listening to this? So here's number 10.

There was more force needed to stay balanced than from walking around on a gym on regular maths. It definitely did help me though. In situations where the number one thing I had a problem with in training was getting to line on my feet while I'm trying to punch. I mean, so try to throw a combination while I'm trying to move out. It really it became a thing where it's like you gotta put your feet down solid on this fucking thing and just keeps swinging to the fences and then

worry about moving out. So as far as the first bite experience it was you know it was pretty fucking dope. It was an interesting press wake up. So if you're gonna talk about being in a gym, here's my advice, do you don't? Like, being in a gym is great, it feels good, but don't, it's so fucking boring to anyone who wasn't there, it's like describing a tennis match. Like, tennis, it's really fun to play, it's a great workout, a slide, play tennis.

I hit the ball and then he hit it back to me, so then I hit it back to him. Okay, great, that's fucking wonderful. All right, strike two, Number 11. Google that scooter But it was here's the thing it wasn't a razor. It wasn't like your classic children's razor. It was the one for grownups. You know that scooter? Oh, put it just Google adult kick scooter And Google image that and I want to show you what this scooter is. Because I'll tell you this.

So something like this, but like adult size, not child size. No, that's adult size for sure. Yeah, okay. So something about 150 bucks, black Friday sale. Too crazy. This is I'm talking about, this is up to the middle of the day. All right Jamie. Can you pull up old men googling shit? Yeah, because what the fuck? You know it's funny. I like Joe Roggan. He does do these things all the time Oh, but I was just listening to John Mackey was on a show

He's the CEO for Whole Foods and very interesting guys and really interesting things to talk about Joe Roggan was able to bring it to Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 90 minutes into the conversation. It never ends. This case, 67 years old. It never ends. He does not care about martial arts. And Joe was like, oh yeah, how the economy works. That's just like Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

Like, no, it's not. He'll bring in a mathematician. Oh, that's just like martial arts. So bringing a fucking physicist, a scientist, a astrologist. Oh, it's fucking ridiculous. Last one, number 12. Yeah, let me see this. Now, this already sucks.

["The End of the World"] James Bond Jr. Yes, this is pretty wack, dude. Dude, and the intro is where they spent all their money on these A-times. I'll tell you one thing about this that was dope though. I job had that dope track suit. Wait, was was was jaws in this?

Yeah. Also, I hate that it's his uncle because they can't say James Bond is out there or bothering bastards. Yeah. out there at the bathroom passers-yes. -♪ While he rescues the girl, James Bond Jr. Chase it. Listening to people watch old TV intro. It's the lowest form of human entertainment. And people cannot resist it.

Like, one thing I do not do is pull up YouTube while we're doing W-A-T-P, because this is an audio show. If you could go back to the 40s and show Alan Turing, look, all this important work that you're laying down right now, this is what the people of 21st century are gonna do with it. He would fucking kill himself. He way before.

He'd be like, past you the poison apple right now. I'm done. You people don't fucking deserve this beautiful gift. I'm about to give you. So, again, this is going to the back to that, Donald Trump Jr. discussion they were having. We've a lot of visual types of things going on. Yeah, he's staying, dude.

Dude, he's got a lot of like those denim jackets. Yeah, this is the shit I'm talking to. Why are you always near? First of all, that's what I used to call, have I talked about this, my court shirt? So they're just looking at an image of something. And talking about it, if we could all see it, and then it gets worse because the punch line of this next joke is a face this guy makes.

It only works when you're young. I wouldn't work for me now. But you talk it in and you go in and you go and you just do this face the whole time. So I assumed this must be a YouTube show. And they just put out a podcast version of it. They don't have a video for this episode. I couldn't find one. They don't have a website. They're not on their YouTube channel.

You'll never know what the face was. I'll never know what that face was. But I just assumed with all the fucking nonsense that they do the visual gags. Yeah. That they would have to be, all right, I am going to say this. There was one funny joke. Maybe two. Okay. I'll give them two. Oh, now who's being there? All right, I am gonna say this. There was one funny joke. Maybe two. Okay.

I'll give him two. Oh, now who's being right? Oh, call. Got two nice things to say. I'll give him notes over here. I'll give him two funny jokes. All right. I'll see how it is.

I'll give him this one. Like I will laugh out loud because I'm the kind of person who laughs at this sort of thing. If Donald Trump Jr. dies of cold. It's so fucking funny. That was a really good joke and then not to be out Don, he tells this one. And then my father gets a tumor in his brain. Yeah No fucking way dude this guy's talking about people dying. It's just the greatest shit ever He's there was kills me there was a half hour stretch of my mom died when I was young and my dad

I mentioned no one would come to the house except for the guys that wanted to smoke Mad for me. Yeah, that's that serious conversation after he's wishing to have other people. Yeah, I picked up on that too. It's fun. Yeah, good stuff. Uh, they had some real smooth transitions. I like when they went from bits to bits seamlessly. The, the segways were magnificent. And this is, I didn't touch this. It sounds like I mangled this clip, but this is as it aired. My number six. I wanted to talk about that. One last thing we wanted to talk about that one last thing We got to talk about well We gotta get out of here, right? All right. We got time. We got time. Let's talk about this real quick

So I saw an article last week since you played that that, Kroge. At one point, he actually gets angry with his producers, like annoyed with them for sucking at his job. But other politics news, how does this take so long? I know you're changing topics. He's just saying they're waiting for it to happen. He's like, why does it take so long? Now, this is really frustrating to me. The dead air that they have on this show.

Yes. And here's an example of it. This is just real time how they put their show out. He had what? He had a Ivana Trump, Marlon Mepals, and now Melania. Right, those are his wives. I believe so. How do you not edit that out?

So anything out silence is the easiest part of editing. You don't have to listen to the thing. You just edit out by looking at it. It's, yeah. And they don't. So they don't care about their show. So why should anybody else? If you don't care enough to take out eight second long pauses

of nothing going on or just typing noises. Yeah. Why wouldn't you do that? As I was putting it together in my first clip, I'm like 20 seconds kind of long for this. Let me see what I can do. 10 seconds, I'm like, they could have made this a one hour show. Yes. I mean, it would still not be very good, but it would be a one hour show.

He got to ask you, are we out of time? He's like, no, because I'm not putting anything in anything. So we get all the time in the world. I'm just gonna hit sadness soon as we're done. Yeah. Let's get a publish on it. So we're fine. Yeah're fine yeah I'll tell you what guys stop talking and then do some editing for a minute yeah or find something to talk about you know what I mean just sitting there randomly going and it's not like take a few notes beforehand come up with like there's

there's sure was like literally hey this is what I'm wearing today hey this is the thing I saw in the street walking in here today like when it wasn't is what Louis J Gomez hey, this is what I'm wearing today. Hey, this is the thing I saw in the street walking in here today. Like, when it wasn't, is what Louis J. Gomez said? Hey, this is what Louis J. Gomez is doing. Hey, I'm gonna go talk to Louis J. Gomez a little bit. Yeah. That was the other big topic of conversation that I picked up on. This guy though is probably a data scientist

when he's not podcasting. You know, under 1% increase, you know, now it's that we're talking one and a half percent. But you know what I mean? Like, we took one to two percent. So like, it was down to about one percent. It was under one percent for a few days, but it's still hovering around point eight percent. We're talking about a little over two percent. Like, it's almost statistically insignificant in most, in most scientific studies. You know what I mean? Like, it would be considered statistically insignificant. One percent is statistically insignificant. Now, I'm'm gonna throw out a couple of data points.

You tell me if this is insignificant or not. Zero percent of people in Congress are lizard people or one percent are significant? Interesting. I would say that one percent's pretty goddamn significant, that's an aerial. Show off. Maybe I'm the data scientist.

Conspiracy theorist. The data conspiracy theorist scientist Boy, well, I have this clip on here, and I don't even know why I have it so let's just see what it is Yeah, Jason Ellis is the fucking man. Yeah, Jason Ellis fucking rules, dude. Are you a boner guy? I forgot they just started sucking Jason Ellis's dick out of nowhere Yeah, that goes on a long thing. Is it possible these are all the same person? Because there's so many shows where it's like there's a guy in there who's also a mixed martial arts guy also fights people But things as a comedian but used to be a professional skateboarder like they're all the same dude

Yeah, they've also been you know convicted of raping six women. But all the same guy it seems like who among us? And his voice is has a pat O Oate kind of vibe that your podcast stinks, clip. It sounds like his voice, you know. Oh, bad old style. He's so much better dating. Sure. But all right. What else you got on here, Crows? Because I didn't have a lot to talk about. Yeah. I'll try to. I'm just going to throw one more out there and we can move on. And again, I'm going to give him

credit. Don't fucking come at me. These guys had political takes that you cannot get elsewhere. Okay. So like I follow current evangelists and news, I haven't heard these takes anywhere else. And here's one of them, number 16. All right. For because since Trump is blocking the transition,

they're literally raising money for the transition. They're gonna make Joe Biden the first woman president. What? He's transitioning. I can't believe it. What else are they raising money for? If it's not an operation to cut off Joe's willy. Ah, so yeah, fellas, tighten the shit up

by a fucking lot, please. You don't wanna play anything else out here that you have on the board. It's all bullshit. Everything about the show is just bullshit. It's, you know, they take a lot of swings. They hit one or two of them around the field. And it's just a lot of fucking whiffin. And I will say that there's like their 16th episode.

Yeah. It's still relatively new. If you go back and listen to WattP episode 16, it's way better than this, but it's not as good as it is now. Ha ha ha. So I get it. It takes some time. But this guy reached out to me. It told me to review hisP episode 16. It's way better than this, but it's not as good as it is now. So I get it. It takes some time. But this guy reached out to me and told me to review his podcast.

And that was months ago. What do they think I was gonna say? You're fucking hilarious. Why aren't you on Joe Rogan? I can't figure it out. By the way, we're talking about Tim Dylan before. Tim Dylan gave me a little secret shout out on his show the other day.

Oh, I bet. Check this out. How'd it go into a college? I would have came out show the other day. Oh, I bet. Check this out. How'd it go into a college? I would have came out of the closet earlier. I would have been happier. I would not be funny. I would not have bought that house. I would not have destroyed my life. And then who the fuck would want to listen to those stories? Oh, I went to a college in New England and you know, I met Carl or whatever and we've been happy ever since.

Breathing fucking, you know, Australian shepherds So I think this is really cute what we're doing right now. Yeah, because he's putting secret messages to me in his show And I'm doing secret messages to him to where I'm like, I wish Tim Dylan would come on I'm gonna be you know, yeah, I wouldn't say secret. I think that's a secret message I've been putting out this might be the seventh consecutive W a B I like it's happening know, like those secret things and I throw them out there. So that people, you know, if you really listen deeply.

What does he mean by that? You'll get to understand what's going on. So he's a little lost on me. I checked him out, but he's really good on Twitter. But yeah, he's like Alex Jones, but without the humor. You know what I mean? He's got like, we don't have to talk about this anymore. I don't think we're gonna agree on this piece.

I wanna talk about a friend of ours who's been saying some ridiculous shit lately. Yeah. Stuttering John Melendez. The one and only. What has he been up to? Well, we got Thanksgiving coming up. And so he's got to get prepared for Thanksgiving. Then I got to order a cleaning lady because my kids are coming over for Thanksgiving. And then I just realized my daughter is a vegetarian. So she's not going to eat turkey. Am I am my youngest son? You know, he doesn't love turkey. I don't know what I'm going to do for Thanksgiving.

But I got to order it soon. My oven's broke. I could use my neighbors. But I don't know. All right. She already had professional cleaning people to his apartment recently. And he's unemployed. Of course he's unemployed. He's unemployed, he doesn't have time to clean his apartment. Oh, he has plenty of time to clean his apartment.

He doesn't want to. Okay. So he's gonna have his kids over, so he has to hire a professional cleaning person to clean the thing. He doesn't have an oven that works. Oh my God. He's thinking he can borrow his neighbors oven.

On a holiday. On Thanksgiving. He's probably he can borrow his neighbors of him. On a holiday. On Thanksgiving. He's probably not even using it. And this fucking asshole has the nerve to call out other people. I stopped to Twitter feed because they're just a bunch of losers. You lose is look, look, I love this one. I'm a Pisces forever. You're a failure at life. Okay. Who's the big of failure?

The failure or the failure that follows him? No, he's trolling you, John. He's not following you. You are a failure. Yeah. In fact, it's worse than that. You have an oven that doesn't work. You live in an apartment complex. It's a piece of shit across from a home depot. Your kids are coming over. You don't know what to make for them. You're gonna cook turkey, but your daughter's a vegetarian. So you're a home depot. Your kids are coming over. You don't know what to make for them. You're gonna cook turkey, but your daughter's a vegetarian. So you're not sure if she's gonna enjoy that. You are the definition of a fucking loser. Ain't you had a job paying you a half a million dollars a year

for 10 years? You had every advantage in life to make this work. He goes on to talk about maybe he'll make some rice. I was gonna make my grandma's Puerto Rican rice. I might do that. Delicious. It's delicious. It's delicious, but see it has ham in it and I don't know. I don't know. My daughter's gonna eat it. So I don't know. You don't know if a vegetarian will eat ham. He's not sure if ham is on the list of things. Vegetarians won't eat.

It is, John. Your daughter is not going to enjoy that. By the way, I've had a clip I played before that. He's like the loser, the loser of Phalism. They start getting into like Star Wars jargon from that, because he's such a big Star Wars man. All right, a little Star Wars Obi-Wan Kenobi jargon there, but as you can recall, who's a big, let's see, what do you say, who's a big loser? The loser or the one that Ph them. I can't remember you think Obi-Wan Kenobi said who's a bigger loser

They really think that that's the word that he used I mean you guys are not Star Wars fans But you know that Obi-Wan Kenobi would not use a word like loser in Star Wars Right it's this Right it's this That car okay, I can eat a dick. Yeah So I get to you are you should say don't fear anything you pussy He's so stupid so remember his daughters of vegetarian He's going through all the things he could possibly cook without an oven And this is the first thing he thinks of yeah union gooence stuffing and mashed potatoes

You know, I might just make a beer can chicken and do just that He's gonna make beer can't chicken for his vegetarian daughter god is fucking guy And he continues to talk about it because he had to Anthony Scaremuchian and the mooch was like I'm done talking to this idiot So then John had a fill 25 minutes of time just talking to the fucking idiots who are messaging him Oh boy, which is always fun. Yeah, that always goes well So then he's later on explaining again. What is gonna make for Thanksgiving? I know I got to see what my kids want because I can just go to the soup market and get the pre-made sides And then just do a bear can't chicken. Maybe don't host Thanksgiving.

Your apartment is disgusting. Your oven doesn't work and you're gonna cook chicken for your vegetarian daughter. Just don't, just don't host. Maybe it's just not your year to do that. Go pick up some impossible whoppers and call it a day. I only mean like... Seriously. Oh god.

Uh, a couple more things I want to play for Stutter and Judgey. You bring any John stuff to that? No, I, I tapped out on like I got a... Yeah. I want to play from Stutter. Do you bring any John stuff? No, I tapped out. Unlike I got a, yeah, I can't take them. Well, I will say the star of the show today is going to be Patrick Michael. It's Patrick Michael is not fire. This is the golden age of Patrick Michael.

So we're going to talk about that for sure, but I do have to just wrap up what Stutt Joe is talking about. And watch it live because there's a few on Patreon that are trolls and they'll post it up on Reddit. So I'll leave it up for a little while. And then I'll make it private. So, you know, but I'm not going to, you know, I don't, you know, I'm not going to give it away for free when the people who are subscribing me to me on Patreon and on YouTube, that is the something that only they should get.

So there's beer on the balcony shows. What he does, is he livestreams him, just like he livestreams everything else. On YouTube. On YouTube. Isn't that the site that's publicly accessible? You can like go to and watch stuff? From most libraries in the US, yeah.

Oh, okay. So it's interesting. Yeah. That he thinks that Patreon only content is content that you put out for free, but then eventually make it so that it's interesting yeah that he thinks that patreon only content is content that you put out for free But then eventually make it so that it's not available anymore Yeah, Patrons usually the option of that you get the early glimpse of something Oh, you get the episode before everybody else does this guy goes everybody gets the episode But if you want to watch it again, it's fucking amazing. You have to subscribe to patreon

And I love the awareness of what's going on and read it. I'm sure hockey puck's telling them or nicky-be Yeah, oh, I got a note from Heather W I get a lot of notes from Heather W But I bet yeah, I got a bad fails. I got a note from Heather W Could you could you ask her up by and I'm sorry I didn't rub yeah I could really use a blowjob and like two thousand dollars could you put in a good word for me really you get a Covid testing where I can't I know that those are her rules I mean I happen to know that for 3000.

Yeah. Okay. Fair enough. Sorry. So she messaged me that Nikki B, one of his moderators, it has cancer and is going through chemo. And he had a show where Nikki was talking about that in the chat room and he was going out best of luck to get Nikki. Yeah.

The next day he has a show and he goes, where's Nikki? Where's Nikki be today? That's how oblivious he is to what's going on Like even the people who like him and he's friends with yeah, he just doesn't give a shit about. Oh god Hey hockey puck John's not a nice guy. What do you do it? Oh, man? What do you do with this guy? Oh, he's like, okay, kid. Mm-hmm, and I don't know why he's hanging out with John It's not not good one person that's not hanging out with John, and I gotta give her credit, a woman named Tammy Paschitali, a name that's been said way too many times

on this program. It's very odd. W-A-T-P-All Star. But as you know, when he does beer on the balcony, he always wants to get a comedian to be the guest, which is insane. It's insane logic. I do a show for just my Patreon supporters.

There's a dozen of them. And I need to book a guest for it. Yeah. That's the show you should do solo. Yeah. And it's or with Chad Zubak. And exclusive beer on the balcony. I will have a comedian on it. And Tammy, Pescatel, you've been dodging me too long. So hopefully I'll have Tammy on. Sounds like Debbie's wired it up. Yeah. She's dodging him. Yes, smart. I'm gonna reach out to Kevin Brennan, Adam Hunter. I'll have, I will have a comic on a Wednesday

for beer on the balcony, maybe Chad Zumak. Oh, maybe Chad Zumak. So we asked Chad if he's been a touch with the Stuttering John. Yeah. He hasn't talked to him in months. Okay. So Judges throwing this out there. He's tried to book a show, I the Stuttering John. Yeah. He hasn't talked to him in months. Okay. So Judges throwing this out there. He's tried to book a show live at his show.

Yeah. Hey, if anybody else knows someone who's famous maybe you can reach out to him for me. Oh, talk about saying the quiet part. Wow, he's like, you know. What, you're so wrong, my phone. She keeps my text, keep on a red and she won't respond. There's something's wrong here.

Like, no, you're being avoided, yeah. Oh, it's fucking funny. That's fucking funny. Yeah All right, what do we want to do next? We have a special new segment the subreddit news. Should we debut that sure? So as you guys know, I talk about it a lot. We have a very active subreddit you can find the link to it on our website or just Google it. It would also be a good way to find it. Have Jamie Google that for you.

Have Jamie Google that for you. And so what we had is producer Chris put together a little sub-rata news to get the people who aren't paying attention up to speed. It's time once again for a WWE-A-T-P subreddit update. From Mr. Goldfish Soup, I hate this show. Since listening to this podcast, I began nitpicking every aspect of every podcast I listen to. Now I genuinely hate every podcast.

I hope Vinny sticks a lit cigarette up Carl's chocolate starfish the next time they make one. From Ralph Mollman Mallich. Quote in Carl Quote, they're an intentionally bad joke band, unquote. We talking the isotopes again. From my man baby butters, someone needs to ask Patty C. Cups how exactly he plans to be famous after he's dead if he refuses to advertise his shows. What do you think he would say? I think his brain would malfunction.

Then we had a great poll from Stuttering Juan, asking about the Thanksgiving of the one and only Stuttering John. Will he serve beer can chicken or beer can chicken? From Cameron WV, John's a little low on cash this year. It'll have to be beer can hold a chicken. From Kangriensley, EWOX are the Oopaloopas of the Star Wars universe. And Carly Poo clearly loves him some star wars. W-A-T-B thanks the subreddit for their concern, their perseverance, and their support. We salute you.

We salute you. of Carly and the garbage factory. That was amazing. With all the Uppel Uppel Uppels, Crojus and Uppel Uppel Uppel, Chrissy Mayer, Andy Vinny. I think it's Vinny. Yeah, Dick Masterson, fucking hilarious. And then I mentioned last week, can somebody draw a picture of our voice mowers? And we got an amazing illustration that came over. I posted that on the subreddit, because it's fucking amazing.

That's great, yeah. And then we got another person with a subreddit news. Look at this, two subreddit news for today. Hello Carl and hello butter guys. This is the subreddit news from the last couple days. User Afro thief posted a particular tier that Tom Myers has on his Patreon. For only 22-99 a month, you can get the privilege of being entered into a raffle to get unblocked by Tom for a whole week.

That is, if he doesn't, which he states that it is likely he will not. Somehow Tom's Patreon makes Stuttering John's look like a good deal. This week marked 9 months since the hit single, Snakes in the Grass by PJ Filium was first played on WATP. User Hestia is Bestia. Wonders where our Lord and Savior PJ has been these past few shows. Has the budding music star left the music industry for greener pastures? Only time will tell.

User Hagenoid complains that WATP is spending too much time talking about politics. As you might expect, this is a very controversial statement and arguments ensued in the comment section. User Aralukis commented, two thumbs in the stink for Christy Love's pro-laptainus, which this reporter thinks summarizes the entire thread pretty well. It was revealed that Stuttering John once hung out and played music with Joe Walsh of Eagles fame. John admits it was mostly because John was the Coke guy. John and Joe wrote a truly terrible song that Stuttering John and the Sugar Tits recorded

for his tin album. User Gameron WV gives Carl credit on his quality soundboarding skills. Unfortunately, this turns into a shit throwing party towards Drew and Mike pretty quickly. Gameron WV states that Drew and Mike are boomers, and their soundboard hurt his sensitive little ears. Independent sources have verified that Drew and Mike are in fact boomers, but not that the volume of the clips is enough to do any long term damage to your hearing. This has been the subreddit news for the last couple days. Very well done.

I feel like we're up to speed now. We've covered everything. We know what's going on, so thanks. Thank you guys, that was Cameron who sent that in. Thank you Cameron. Awesome work my friend. And yes, that is a rip off of the Facebook news segment that they used to do on the dick show who gives a shit This whole show is a rip off. Yeah, it's unoriginal in every way and you know who will tell you that I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I can hear you and me. Really? That's weird. No, it sounds better now. Okay. Okay.

Sorry about that. No worries, buddy. How you been? Doing well, doing well. I apologize for the city audio quality. I'm rushing my way home from work right now. So you said over some clips. You said over, you know, we, this is the second time we're doing this segment where we're talking about Patrick Michael's musical career. And we know that he's talked about who he's a musician many times. Yes. And that he can do it all. Oh, can he ever?

He's talked about that a lot. And we've listened to his rap. We've listened to his metal, his screaming vocals, and the soul writes and produces. He's a man of many times. Correct. And the song that we're going to listen to today the Brandon sent over is one of his Lobsongs the ballon. Oh, I can't wait. All right now. I'm very excited about this. Where do you want to start? How do you want to send it up Brandon? Well, the name of this song is called too much and this is from the musical project known as corrupt hour existence.

Although I don't know why he names this. It's just him on here. Yeah, of course. And this, this is one of those love songs where it's like, you know, Patrick did something wrong to his woman and she walked out on him. But please come back, baby girl, because I love you so much. It's a, it's a, it's a wine little shit fest that sounds like he is singing it through a air at a funeral It it's rough. So let's start things off with the intro. I quit the intro short I thought he about 10 seconds of the 43 seconds that the this intro was so hmm all right So right away you're asking yourselves who died. Yeah. Well, also I'm wondering where he stole that from because he's not creating that music.

It's so generic. It's I think that presets called arrow Smith. Yeah. Okay. Now Patrick has done something with this song that I haven't heard him do yet. He has become his own backup band as well. Oh, good. He put so much echo on this track that like there are at least three of him singing throughout

the entire thing. Hmm. Beautiful. So is this the verse? Oh beautiful. So this is the verse. Oh No, this is the hook. This is what immediately follows the intro and I mean that yeah, it just just play it Don't force get right to the chorus. I like it. All right. Let's hear it. Yep I Have ever hidden dope by mistake Just by mistake Another way to another no decay randomly. It hit the note that's in the right key. Well, you're thinking in Western music scale.

You really got to break free. They're micro tones. Yeah, you got to break free of tonality. You probably think there's only 12 notes. Yeah, you really got to appreciate. Yeah, it's surprising. Also, I don't know if you noticed that Patrick Michael was asking if he himself has said too much.

The man who podcasts 25 out of the 24 hours of the day. Yeah. Also, the mix is just terrible. It's unbelievable. He has no confidence in his vocals. He always buries his vocals. Every single fucking time. And triples him and layers on the reverb and cranks them.

So wait, let me ask you this, Crush, because you do a lot more recording than I do when it comes to music. If I can't hit a note, if I sing a three or four times will that make it sound better? Oh always. I didn't know that. When you're off by a little bit you always want to layer it so that you end up being off by a lot. Okay. I'm saying these. It's a little producer's trick. I'll show you later. I love it. So I tried, I really tried Carl to transcribe these lyrics for you, but because of how much he lays into the effects, it's next to impossible to decipher anything past that hook. So this is what I'm considering to be the verse of this. Just tell me what the fuck he's trying to say here.

All right, let's listen closely here. Okay, Robert Ducky is stuck in the rug and he's trying to rob the rubber ducky. That's what I got anyway. I mean, I'm assuming it's a metaphor of some sort. I always wondered what Carly saw in this guy, but now I'm melting. Yeah. So now I get it. Oh, the giant is everywhere. Stoking wet at this point.

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you are the expert at all things Patrick Michael music. Is there acoustic Patrick Michael? Oh, absolutely. Oh, that's amazing. Oh, oh, happy day. I have a reason to live again. Yeah, next time amazing. Oh, oh, happy day. I have a reason to live again. Yeah. Next time I come on for this, well, bring the acoustics on for you. It's beautiful. All right. We'll try to get Kroge lined up for that too.

All right. So I got one more clip for you from this song. And of course, it's a rap verse. Oh, yeah. He can't not rap in this fucking thing. Yeah. But he also keeps the effects on so while he's wrapping there are two other Shamelesses wrapping along side with it. Oh sweet. All right check this out I'm starting to ever get whenever he gets into rap mode. Yes, I say his name I just started when I really get to the rap mode. Yes, I say his name Caught for it this fight you're trying to get this chick back. You're like check me out animal By the way the reason why that happens in these sides because I always have like a guest spot come on exactly They come out to do the rap part introducing the next vocal it right not the same guy

Could you imagine a Bismarkey is like oh Shit somebody just wrote the discord patty C sharp sharp I got no use to go Well the effects of the ad nice to lay at the end there so I yeah I saw a comment on the song Fred Durst said your style is really dated though might want to update that oh wow well what's funny is that at the end of that rap he says that I've got your back and you've got mine until the end of time but she fucking walked out I've got your back and you've got mine until the end of time, but she fucking walked out on you. So what the hell are you talking about? You're saying there's no thematic consistency in this?

Of course not. Hi. That's a good way of putting it. Brandon, I was pulling clips last week when we had Brian Johnson on, who was by the way fantastic. And one of the few special guests that people actually had joined,

which I was excited about. But Brian Johnson was on, and I was pulling clips of Patrick Michael, and there were a couple of the stood up stuck out to me and I was like, oh, I got to save this for when Brandon's on. So let's listen to him. This is when he was getting interviewed on that other guy's show. And he was talking about his career as a musician. Oh, good.

So I thought this would be fun. My buddy told me at a young age when I started doing music about posting it and letting the world see it. And he said, man, out of 100 people, 30 people will always like what you do. 70 people? Yeah, they won't.

What? And if you keep that mentality in your head that you can at least land 30 out of those possible 100 listeners to come back. Yeah. I'm in. You've never had a hundred listeners on anything you've ever done in your entire life.

All right. Can we get Chris from Brooklyn to talk about the statistics of this right now? Yeah. So he's saying 30% of people will always like anything that you put out. I don't think that's even close to true. I don't know if 30% of Americans like Metallica

or Taylor Swift. I don't really precise.% of Americans like Metallica or Taylor Swift. I don't really precise. Has he ever been on the internet? People. They don't like a lot of stuff. He's like, just put out anything you've done. And 30% of people will always like it. Yeah.

Boy. Most of his videos on YouTube have a maximum of about five or six views. So maybe 30% of that isn't that hard of a reach for them. Yeah. That's a lot. Right. Yeah. All right. So he used to be in this band called Kevin with his butt. Oh, yes. I got tons on Kevin. I know. We've talked about this. And I was at New Show. Shitty song of the week. There's tons of videos. And what Kevin was is a two-piece band. He played drums and did vocals. Kevin played, I played as the wrong word, but Kevin had a guitar on. And I don't know if there was bass or not. I assume there wasn't,

because I cannot play a riff, but anyway, this is him talking about that. I came out here. I started a band with one other dude. This is 18 years worth of doing music, okay? I wasn't ever posting anything. I didn't want to and then I started to and you're just like, what was the point in showing anybody any of this shit? So we started a band called Kevin and it was me and one other dude and I played the drums, I did the vocals after the tracks and all the shit, he played the guitars. Well, we would jam every single Tuesday for three years straight.

That's from three years of practicing weekly. Holy shit. That's how three years of practicing weekly. That's how good they got. It's how much. How much would you pay Carl to hear the catalog of music that Shamest didn't put up? That's a good point.

I don't know that such a thing exists. Yeah, but you know what? Everybody actually be good because he does not know what's good and bad. Sure, he's no understanding of that. He's his own worst editor for sure. Right. But I don't think he's ever had a single thought that he didn't spew into a microphone.

I can't imagine he ever had a single bass drum beat in his mind that he didn't immediately publish on the internet. I don't want to hear that last song where I was screaming over the riff that you played Sloppy Lee, maybe we shouldn't put that one out. And name in your band, Kevin. Like, name it un-Googleable.

Yes, you know what I mean? It is the worst marketer in the history. Name it just an ampersand, just such as a lampersand. No one will ever find you. It's a character that's all available on Chinese computer. Yes, no, just Google can. You'll find it. No, you've, look.

And I don't think there's anyone in that band that's actually named Kevin. I'm pretty sure it was just Tim and Luke. Yeah, Tim and Luke. Yep. Oh, all right, Brandon. Thank you again for bringing this work. Excited about listening to him acoustic next time. People check out shooty song in the week. What are you guys up to? I'm coming back on that show, right? Oh, yeah, we're wrapping up the year and we're devoting all of December to our shitty song of the year competition. 44 songs are going into compete, but only one gets to come out on top as the shitiest

song of 2020. And you're going to get to come on as a guest judge and help us determine that. Awesome. I was I should have mentioned I was on the Pan Ocho POS a couple of weeks ago. And he was mentioned that he's going to be a guest judge on shitty song as well, right? Nice. Oh, yeah, we got three guest judges. We got Pat, you and Jody B from Poe Boys coming.

Nice. Awesome. Well, looking forward to that. Everyone check out shitty song. Oh, that's the other day I wanted to ask you, Bradden. So we were goofy, God, you on the creep box. Yes.

Because you named your show with an exclamation point as the third letter. So it makes it impossible to find. Did you change that? Yes, I did. What? What? What? I thought in book. When we uploaded, when we uploaded the show, iTunes rejected the feed because there was a swear word in the title for, you know, so whatever. So we decided to put that estimation point in as a way to, you know, skirt around that shit, but people made it.

That was a valid point on Reddit, you know, it was hard to find the show. So I went to the point. So yeah, someone on You know, it was hard to find the show. So it's a very bad point. See, I saw him on reddit, wrote, there was a voicemailer that left no two, but someone on reddit wrote, I looked for it. I couldn't find it. Then I did find it. But I'm not gonna listen to it now. They were put out. You should name your podcast, William. Yes, that would work. Steve. Yeah, Steve. Perfect. All right, Brad. And we'll talk to you again soon, buddy. Yeah, Steve perfect. All right Brad and we'll talk to you again soon buddy

So So Carl yes, would you have any interest in taking a little trip to the trailer park with me? I would love to did you listen to tales from the trailer park did awesome new episode this week Okay, the third episode of this Venerable series In which we leave the trailer park completely we completely break the format and he starts a show with a nervous breakdown. Oh great. Okay. So this one sounds like a repeat clip, but like we've talked about this. There's an arc that every shameless show has. At episode number three, we've already reached. I'm freaking out that people are contacting me. Okay, so here's number 26

Here it comes. Here's some more tails from the trailer park some more stuff you can be confused by fine And the reason I say this is because some people feel obligated to let you know How they feel about whatever you make How they feel about whatever you make. Now I did, that's a volume boost. I didn't sweeten that, but his stomach is gurgling and his child is crying the whole episode.

It doesn't have, it just goes on and on and on. So we join shameless as he's mid-argument with an imaginary person. And this imaginary person has contacted him to say I like your show and I'd love to hear more of it So what is his what do his fans sound like and that's the next one here? You don't have to say hey Really enjoyed your really enjoyed your last episode is it? Is there more common cuz I? Yeah, yeah, I can't wait. It's funny because I think it was Dick Masterson who poured out this guy's kind of like butters.

Yeah. But his fans are even more like butters. Yes, yeah, yeah. It would be like Carl's like, well, we got an email here at the WATP Hotline. It says, er, der, Carl, er, der. I like your show. He hates anyone who lets us do him. It's so funny.

Why is he so angry? It is crazy. So in this episode, like I said, it's a, it's, it's, it's theme time radio hour with Jamis and the theme is theme parks. Oh, okay. You can think trailer parks, you think theme parks are part of the word park in it. Now he is an expert in theme parks, which he's going to tell you about right now.

I couldn't tell you what it costs to get into any theme park, dude. I have no idea. Is it $50? Is it a hundred? How much is it? I don't know. And I've been like way too many times and to way too many different ones. Okay.

I've been everywhere. I don't know what a class. I don't know what they're called. Alright, whatever. But when he goes there, he has an awesome time. Okay, good. And they also did have an actual arcade. No bullshit in this park was an arcade. Wow.

And because I was always, I always hated theme parks because I'm not a fan of roller coasters. Okay. But I do enjoy the games. Very competitive. So why are we doing a show on theme parks if you fucking hate theme parks and you hate rides?

And why did he go to so many theme parks? I'll tell you why okay It's a summer 30 yeah, so I just be going Close is just pointing at the screen It's fine. I appreciate you think I'm on top of it like that. I had a blast because I tell you what I'm pretty sure I won Quite a few beanie babies You want the beanie baby Oh, shame that's fun that you're an adult man talking into a microphone about how you won beanie babies when you were a kid What the fuck are we doing here?

Now this one this is a thing he wanted when he was a kid or you think he wanted like last year. Wow, that's a good question. Right? This, I didn't really specify. I was, this blew my mind. Shamus always surprises me. I do like that about him.

He's always got to ace up the sleeve. Okay. For $200 to control the board, what is Shamus' favorite theme park that he goes through every year? Or wants to grow in? Six Flags. Where's he again? Indiana? What is Shamist's favorite theme park that he goes through every year or want to grow in six flaks? Where's he again Indiana? It's gotta be a six flak. Yeah, you guys know this country singer by the name of

Dolly Parton Yeah, she's got a theme park. I've been there probably more than anywhere else It was almost as if we went once a year his family rolled up in the rush that out station wagon or fucking pickup truck or whatever the fuck they had and went to Dollywood every year. Is that fucking why? I tell you something and I'm a little bit ashamed to admit this I had no idea Dollywood was a theme park. I didn't know I had rides and shit. Did you know that? Yeah? It's fucking Dollywood dude. I assumed I thought Michael Jackson was a theme park. I didn't know I had rides in shit. Did you know that? Yeah, it's fucking Dalliwood, dude. I assumed, I thought Michael Jackson was a Dalliwood-like, the fucking rides in shit.

I thought Dalliwood was more of a dedicated to country music. Michael Jackson had a theme, a private theme park that was just so he could lure children and buy themself. Whoa, whoa, that's a serious accusation you're making there. He was public about that. He did an interview in the theme park with Barbara Walters, my friend sitting in the tree tree Yeah, I love to bring children to my theme park Sit out in the parking lot no dolly is a theme park that's like for the world you can come and talk to Confederate soldiers and shit

I don't know where but isn't that fucking wild like his his family is like going to study folk music and I wouldn't guess that I wouldn't guess that all right, but James He loves rides. He hates rides. No, he loves it because he goes on them all the time. Because there's also indoor roller coasters that I kept finding myself riding because I kept forgetting that that's what it was. But I went through the burning building roller coaster.

I don't know how many times. And every time, just horrible. No fun. Not at all How are you surprised oh my god? I'm somehow in an indoor roller coaster again I can't believe this is the third time today Dude, how do you not know he literally says I hate rides and I kept going in the ride because I didn't know was the ride that I hated What the fuck planted are you fucking on dude? Holy shit, holy shit. I gotta say it again, it's the cognitive dissonance.

He can't make sense of the world in his own head. No. So when his mom asked him, do you wanna go on the roller coaster, he goes, yes. And then he gets out of the roller coaster, he goes, oh I hate this. He forgets what he likes and hates all the time. I think he sees a line.

And he's like, oh my god, I better go see what's these people are doing. And then he's on the same ride, he was just on an hour going. He's like, oh my god I better go see what's these people are doing and then he's on the same ride he was just on an hour going He's like oh my god this sucks fool again. I got fooled again by the fucking line But anyway, there is some great shit about theme parks like the weather and it's always so hot You know when you're walking around these theme parks. There's never a time where it's like oh man. It feels nice out No, it's fucking hot because there's four trees in the whole park. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

All right, he's got a point there. And first I was like, what's he talking about? You go to a theme park when it's cool out. Like, yeah, that's a good point. It actually is sunny, fucking everywhere, it's really annoying. Yeah. Oh, concrete, black concrete. Well, the weather sucks, but the people are good.

The people that go to these places are bottom of, they're the same people you would see at Walmart after midnight. Yeah. That's just what it is. That's what they look like. That's not- they didn't get ready for the summer. That summer, winter, fall, that's how they look. Okay. He's one to talk.

And Shameless is walking around in his pajama pants. Go and look at these fucking rooms Can't even dress up for the theme park All right, there's other stuff that sucks to what is the correct attire for a theme park? I usually just put out a t-shirt Is that all right? I don't know but he's not not fancy enough for it and I would imagine they don't strap you in water rides because The chance of drowning, you know, that would fucking suck. Drowning sucks, by the way. Uh, okay, guys were wondering.

Why is he talking about this? Did he see a documentary or something? No, it's, it's, it's, it's, I- Like it's not the editing thing. So the show starts off and he's in mid-argument with his commenters. Yeah. Who are being nice to him. And then he goes out to the show.

The whole thing about theme parks, we're gonna talk about theme parks, but he hates the weather, he hates the people, he hates the We're gonna talk about theme parks, but he hates the weather he hates the people he hates the rides He likes the beanie babies he hates Dolly Parton There's no fucking reason for any of this And then this is just one of those things that's so fucking why number 36 Last one of the trailer park here because when they all come back from the summer and they got Bauderic braids in their hair You're like, oh man.

You must have had a really cool summer. Like, yeah, we were in Miami. Oh, what? Now that you're an adult and you know more about Florida, you're like, that doesn't sound fun at all. That sounds terrifying. What's he talking about? You think Miami sucks?

He thinks the entire state of Florida is and I quote terrify Florida is terrifying and then the other thing they hit me and this you know This is what I was fucking rabbit holes bowdarek braids and I'm like bowdare it so he's referencing the movie 10 right from 1979 but everybody does now and I don't why, but that's still the thing. And his frame of reference fascinates him because he like taxi the TV shows. You know what I mean?

He like stuff from 10, 15 years before he was even born. Yep. And so I went down to Google Home and then it turns out this was like a Kardashian thing a couple years ago. They said they had Bo Dirk reason. And I'm like, is she is following the Kardashians? Like does he? He doesn't know how the fucking world works at all. But he knows about the Kardashians hairstyle. I mean, he wouldn't shock me. I guess it's so fucking wild. And then I'm so sorry dude. I got two from Dead Town. I just want to throw it

you real quick. I love Dead Town. Why are you apologizing? It's a great shot. It is one of my favorites. So as we begin Dead Town, uh, shame is this my number 37. He compares himself to, uh, what do the legends of broadcasting? It is a beautiful day in the neighborhood as one. RIP Mr. Rogers would say, remember that? Oh man. How much fun a guy can have on his own You know much like we do here He's the mr. Rogers of podcasts reading ghost stories off the internet

Plus isn't that like a jerking off reference that he just made I mean how much fun a guy can have on his own Yeah, I don't know I'm lost and that was right out of the gate He starts off and by the way, I missed a Rogers you know, and this is my last one from Shameless Okay, um this is I swear to God my favorite fucking thing in the universe Shameless whatever you do Don't change baby. Please don't change. It's my number 38 Today's ghost tales simply called tree line and it is by Robo K.Y. a Robo key, Robo key. A 693 views rated 3.93 by 15 users. No comments yet. Tree line. Tree line by robo key Ravaki Did it again he had to go back to it. I love it. This guy is the king of metadata

We can't just see us to tell you all of the data around the thing that he's gonna do He can't see a number on the screen without reading it into a microphone even if it's zero It has no comments yet. They don't fucking match it at! Who fucking cares? What if it had three comments? Who cares? We don't even know what's up here. We don't even fucking care. Just read the fucking ghost story. I love downtown.

God. All right, so I wanted to get through your clips because after we hear my clips, it's gonna change the way we feel about Patrick Michael. Patrick Michael dropped a brand new episode this morning of the briefcase. Oh, it is two minutes long. And it is, it is solely about me. I just have the entire episode. Oh, yeah. We're just going to listen to it. We'll pause it, stop me whenever you want. We can back things up. But this is what he dropped just this morning. And my plan

today, by the way, was Tom Myers has a new podcast Tom Myers versus the world. Yeah, I was gonna do that. And then this shit fucking falls in my lap. I was unbelievable. This is, this is so much fun. Yeah, I mean, I honestly, when I'm prepping for a podcast, I don't laugh out loud a lot. Yeah, I was laughing hysterically today. And I wanted to clip

everything else anyway. Here's the two-minute show that dropped this morning. Okay, so I'm only going to do this once because I don't want, I don't, and I want to do it quickly because of course this is going to be played on their podcast. They're going to use it. Carl's going to use it for content. He's going to say fuck whales. He's going to mention Do You Party, the briefcase. And hey man, thanks for all the shoutouts because when your dumb ass fans decide to convert over to a real podcast that has actual foundation and interesting content, they will because nobody is really interested in a podcast that talks about other podcasts. All right, so he's fired up. Carl, I think he's talking about you, buddy. I think he's talking about me. He's quite fired up.

Yeah. And he must have, so we did a show with Dick Masterson. It was a crossover episode where we talked about Do You Party, The Brief Case, and then we do Fuck Welles by Maddox. Which is always great. Yeah, which is always great. So he references Fuck Welles in there.

I don't think he knows what it means. Yeah. So I don't know why he references that, but someone must have sent him, or maybe he was looking at my Patreon because in a little while, I'll prove to you that he is looking at my Patreon. And maybe he just saw that and he's just like, why are these guys talking about me

and it really freaked him out? Convert over to a real podcast that has actual foundation and interesting content. They will because nobody is really interested in a podcast that talks actual foundation and interesting content, they will because nobody is really interested in a podcast that talks about other podcasts. What do you mean nobody? What do you mean nobody's doing? Produced a Christmas is every episode.

Well, whatever you do, 30% of people are going to like it. Yeah, 30 out of 100 people like it. Nobody's going to listen to it. It's just funny that that's his comeback. Yeah. Especially dudes that are unknown like myself. I don't know what your main goal is, but I will say I've learned as of recently

that you are as soft as cotton. Okay, you're gonna say fuck whales on, when you post whatever the fuck you post, your stupid little episodes on your Patreon, and you're not even gonna put fuck fuck you spell it with a little asterisk star fucking thing retard just so you know he got you maddox named his book with the asterisk in it that is the title of the book that we're reviewing the book on tape that he did the audio version that's how because he sells it and burns a nobles. That's why there's an asterisk instead of a you in the word fuck.

I didn't invent that. I don't know, Carl. I think that was a pretty sick burn, dude. I'm as soft as cotton. Yeah, soft. Cause I do want to swear on the internet. I've never swore on the internet before. Come on, man.

You pussy. Okay. And I know if you don't listen to this, you got a little producer, you got some goofy friend or... I appreciate that he thinks I have a team. I listen to this, don't worry. Well, he nailed it, I'm a goofy friend. But no, but it's funny that, you know,

this is gonna get back to him. Yeah, cause I'm gonna listen to it. Audience members, supporter, whatever, who's gonna listen to it. They're gonna tell you hey man He mentioned you hey look him maybe it'll be that Matt dude somebody oh Podcast hit make it a shout out. Yeah, that Matt dude Congrats, but it's pretty good all caps He's updating his Twitter bio right now out caps in the discard so excited. He's updating his Twitter bio right now.

He's updating his Twitter bio right now. Be that Matt dude, somebody random, will definitely let you know that I talked about you, but here's the deal, my guy, you stink. Okay, you stink, you're a shitty person, and you're also a little boy. You're not a man, you're a little boy. I'm even, you know, I hate to say it,

but they're fighting words. If I didn't know any better, I would say that he's questioning your manhood, Kyle. I think he might be. Yeah. You know what he always says when people talk about him who's like, well, it's just come over, man. Let's just do this thing.

Yeah. And now he's talking shit. Isn't that the thing that he says he doesn't do? I know, I could have sworn he said that people had talked shit in the internet where the worst people around. I thought so too. And now he's succumbed to that. Yeah. You can't where the worst people around. I thought so too. And now he's to come to that.

You can't beat him, join him, I guess. Stretching and reaching when I give you little boy because you're much more than that. You're much less than that, excuse me. And take that and use that. Cut it up however you need to. I'm not even cutting it up. I don't have to edit yourself.

It's hilarious the way that it comes out of your mouth. Yeah. And take that and use that. Cut it up however you need to to make me sound. However you however you're gaining your fans, I guess. So first he says, I'm a nobody. And what's your goal with this? Why you even talk about me?

And then he says, I know that you're using me to gain fans. So what is it? Yeah. I love that this guy makes both arguments all the time. Yeah. So fun. Because you use me a lot. But just know, I've never listened to a single thing you said about me

I've never heard anybody who comes to me and says hey man, so and so said this about you Well, because you don't have any friends It doesn't come to me because guess what you don't really exist. So take this clip, cut it up, play it on your show, pretend to be this interesting person, and then when you're done, go back to doing what you do best. Not existing. Love you. I love you too, Patrick.

Thank you. I've heard some pretty fierce insults in my time, but you don't exist, that's pretty heavy. You know, it is heavy, and I was thinking about this because what is existence? Yeah, what does it be? What does it mean to exist? Can any of us really exist?

Do any of us really exist? Yeah, that's a hard, any question from Shamish. All right, so that was the entire episode that he put out for anyone to listen to, but at the same time, he also put out a Patreon only episode that's solely about me. And that's 20 minutes long. And I got that. Oh my god. So the next 22 clips you're gonna hear.

But I wanted to clip everything. That was just fucking thing. Moncicle memories like I don't talk shit except my do talk shit But only behind a paywall fuck you Carl, but don't tell Carl I said that oh Since you said that I'm gonna skip right to this clip because I was thinking about this when I heard I'm like I think Cros was over the last time we reviewed one of his patreon shows where he talked about me specifically for the entire time He says this and you can go and still have people leave reviews and say that I'm doing 20 podcasts

and it's this and it's that and you can hear this and you can hear that and he should be this and that fine, cool man. Get it out of your system now because eventually people will forget about what you're doing and I will still be doing what I'm doing because this is really the first time I've

addressed this thing and look how long it's been. He thinks he's never brought this up before. It's been dozens of times. I know. He talks about it all the time. Yeah, it's one of his staple things like don't talk to me. Like it's he's talking about us specifically. He talks about it all the time.

He's like, well, you know, there's another podcast out there. Talks about me and all these people just want to get clips and instead of to that other podcast, you're going to high five. And he talks about it all the time. And then he goes, this is my first time ever even addressing us. Oh, that's a myth. What are you talking about? Does he not know what he's talking about? I don't think James exists. He might not even exist. In his own mind, anything more than 10 minutes ago, it doesn't exist except for Bauderic Sprates. So he says in that clip that we just played.

Yeah. That we're gonna fizzle out and he's gonna keep going. Yes. It's possible. Sure. I can see that. I do put a lot more work into this. Well, I'm like, it's hard.

Yeah, he's hard to steal and your soft is con. That's true. That's a good point. Oh boy, all right. Here's, let's hard to steal and your softest cotton. That's true. That's a good point. Oh Boy, all right Here's let's just get into these I'm gonna blow through these so quick because there's just too much in it's so much fun But I do want to ask those of you that might support me on patreon If you know anything about this particular person, if you could just tell me their issues, what's wrong with them?

Of course you want to think of savage this one? What's wrong with me? He's pulling out his notes. He's like I actually wrote this down this morning. I've been working on this for 15 or so years. So I I've been working on this for 15 or so years, so it What all right if anyone knows what this guy thinks tell me you fucking say what you think on the internet every fucking week Hoppins over to be like, yeah, I wonder what Carl thinks about shameish. There's a reason why I wonder how you could find out what Carl thinks about Chamon's there's a reason why he doesn't know cr. And it's so fucked up because I don't know you. I've never listened, I don't even know what your voice sounds like. I only know that this guy's name is Carl, because of YouTube comments, Twitter comments,

you know, where all of his circled jerk of friends fucking go. They've mentioned, hey, Carl said blah, blah, blah, about you on his podcast. I was like, oh okay. Other than that, I have no connection to this dude at all. I Don't know what his voice sounds like. I don't know what his podcast music sounds like. I Barely I'm surprised honestly dude. His podcast artwork is garbage anyways. He's checked out our logo He's never listened to the show. You know, they know your voice sounds like bitch anyways. Oh my god. You know, you just sit through an anchor FM and read it's great. You're right to the point.

You'll love it. And yet, he's never spoke to me once. We've never had a conversation. He's never done anything positive towards anything I've done. That is fucking bullshit. That's a ball thing. I have promoted all of his shows. Yes, every one of them.

I've promoted his Patreon. I actually signed up for his Patreon. Yes, every one of them. One more time. I promoted his Patreon. Yeah. I actually signed up for his Patreon. I never supported him in a positive way. I gave him money. I was trying to give him money. Anybody out there who can hear this is because of you because it's Patreon only, right? Yes, that's actually kind of a shitty thing

that I'm doing. But other than that. I would have the Dick Masterson show. I would have the Dick show. More listeners in this show has. And I promoted his Patreon. Yeah. I gave out the URL.

I've never done anything for you. How is that possibly true? The only reason why you're talking to anyone right now is because I've been promoting you for years. Dude, we celebrate your artistry every fucking week. We do. And then of course, because it's Patrick Michael, he admits that we have helped about it immediately after saying that. I actually just, like, I'll get people on my Patreon,

some of you that are listening on Patreon right now are actually probably some of his minions. Okay, but I will gladly take your $3 a month. Oh, what the fuck? So, you know that we are helping you. If the people onion are people who discovered you through me. You never done a fucking thing for me except all those pain costumers you got. Oh, what the fuck?

To mention the briefcase or do you party, it's like bro, you know those are doing very well. You know they are. And you mentioning them only helps that. I know that. I promote you. Patrick Michael, I wish you would just listen to a show. Cause he says, I never listened to a show. And this guy's just talking all this mad shit.

Patrick, if you understood what we were doing here, you would know that I am trying to actively get people to listen to your show. I fight it fascinating. Others do as well. But what he's saying now, because he's getting really confident in Do You Party, feels like that show is a really good show. And he's saying, dude, make fun of me all you want, but they're going to come over to

this show and they're going to realize that this show is fucking awesome. And then they're going to be my fans instead of yours. And he gives the reasons why his show is so good Because 100% It's a good podcast. It's a funny podcast. It's an entertaining podcast and the production is It's up there, okay? No How can he possibly say think his production is good? Well, when he says 100% is that 30%? Yeah think his production is good. Well, when he says 100%, is that 30%? Yeah. So the production of his shows is the worst.

It's atrocious. As you're hearing from these clips that we're playing, we have to boost these things, 10 to 15 dB. Yeah, that's great. To even be able to hear them. And then when you do boost them, you can hear his stomach growling. His children in the playing in the background.

The one kid being fussy. Yeah. You hear it all. Oh, God. There was like a two minute stretch where his camp was, NOOOOO! That's, hey, you won't even put the hit pause and go 10 to your fucking child.

Dude. That's not a well-produced show. The production on that is not good. All right, let's keep rolling. This is fun. So it is weird to have somebody do a podcast about podcasters whose podcast isn't good. It's a weird, weird alternate universe type of situation.

He said he's never listening to the show and always also saying that it's not good. How could that be? How would he know? How would you possibly know if our show is good or not? You know, I've never tried that, but it tastes like shit. Right. How would you know? That's insane.

Although I will say that I can tell if music is good or not just by the people who go to the concert I just look at that but determine whether the music maybe that's what he's doing Maybe he's looking at our listeners. I got out of the show. This show was suck reading the reviews. Yeah So he knows because he doesn't know anything about me doesn't know my voice sounds like he doesn't know my theme music sounds Like he doesn't know this in the key of G. He doesn't know anything. Yeah, that's no't know your voice. I don't know if you have a good microphone. I don't even know if you have music. I don't know what you do. I don't know what star works characters you have painted behind you. I don't know what kind of skateboard you ride.

I don't know what you look like. I don't know what you look like. I don't know your voice. I don't know if you have a good microphone. I don't even know if you have music. I don't know what you do. I don't know what star works characters you have painted behind you. I don't know what you do. I don't know what Star Wars characters you have painted behind you. I don't know what kind of skateboard you ride.

I don't know what kind of shoes you wear. The best part is though, Crows. This is a 20 minute episode, all making fun of me. Yeah! Well, he's saying I can't make fun of you on an episode. Yeah, I couldn't talk about you. I don't know anything about you. As I take 18 minutes into my show that's solely about you. Oh my fucking god. That's so great. And unfortunately, he's not going to learn of what our actual opinions are and some tips

that we give him because he's never going to listen to the show. I never will, Carl. I never will know what you do or what you say because in the the end guy, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It literally matters none. I totally agree. This is the part I agree with.

Yeah, it doesn't matter though. It does not matter that we goof on your show. Yeah. We're not causing any physical harm to you. I'm not affecting your credit score. If anything, I'm putting affecting your credit score if anything I'm putting some dollars in your pocket. Yeah, but this idea that he's all worked up And he's like, but he doesn't even matter. I'm like, yeah, I know. Yeah, I know it doesn't matter We do an entertainment show. It's a comedy show. Yeah, there's a garbage can on the front cover. We get it

It's that yeah, even their logo was garbage right? Yeah, exactly That's kind of the thing by the way, is there anything creepier than when he whispers into a mic? That's unsettling. There's nothing creepier, Groge. Oh god. Oh, nothing creepier. Oh god. All right.

All right. Let's see. Things. Oh. He wants to get me upset. But there are several things. There are several things that we can guarantee that might make Carl upset. Now, of course, we could sit here and be like,

oh, Carl's jealous of me. You know, chances are I have way more hair than he does. But is that what we're doing? We're stooping to the level of, you know, talking about physical features. Is he a fat guy? Sure. Is he unathletic? Probably.

Does he walk up a lot of stairs to get to his place? Yeah. Is that because it's in the basement? Yeah. But hey, who am I to judge? I know what it's like to have nothing. Holy mother fuck. All right.

I'm sorry. Yeah. James coming after people's physical appearance might be the funniest thing I've ever heard. It is really funny. She's trying to just speculate, what could he say that would get me upset? I'll give him the answer. Say Cuomo's doing a good job.

Because I will fly up the fucking handle. This fucking asshole. I can get Carl upset by saying that my hair looks better than his. That really doesn't bother me in any anyway. Hey, Jude is a good song Producer Chris get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I know it'll piss him off. You're fat and ugly That's amazing. Whoa. I don't think this format's working for him, but I'm enjoying it. Are you getting DMs from like Instagram models or something because you talk about me. What are you Gain dude? Because you're obviously a lonely guy. Okay, so he's trying to figure out why would I even talk about Patrick Michael as much as I do?

What is it doing for me? And I just got to tell you you refused to listen to the show, but all would be revealed. All of these questions that you have, they're all confused about, all would be revealed if you just listened to the show, but all would be revealed all of these questions that you have They're all confused about all would be revealed to be just listen to the show We're not hiding anything. Yeah, we're explaining why we listen to you what we like about it Yeah, I can give you the list of my favorite shows that you do yeah, and by the way the briefcase is number one Yeah, dead time was up there, but the briefcase is fucking fantastic. It's a crowd do you party sucks? Yeah, I'm doing that one. That one sucks. But the briefcase is amazing.

See, that's what went upset. I know how upset him. Yeah. So tell him to do you party sucks. What the bus show? We talking about who wouldn't like that show. Yeah. Guys talk about drinking too many beers one night with their buds.

Oh boy. And then he says I'm obviously lonely. Why would I be lonely? Oh, well you might get into it or? Alright, fair enough. Oh, that's easy. You got 825 Patreon members, dude. Oh, okay, so this is, nobody would like our show, it's stupid, it sucks, and then he

goes to our Patreon page and goes, oh shit. You got 825 Patreon members, dude. You're doing fine. You might be paying your rent to your grandmother off of your Patreon. I'm gonna burn. Wow. So I do have some news for Patrick on this one.

Packed some stuff off. The money we make on Patreon actually covers my mortgage that I paid to the bank because I own a house. And I make a lot more money on Patreon than I owe for my mortgage on a monthly basis. I love these trying to get a sick burden. What are you retinately playing some of your grandma with your Patreon money? No, I bought a house many years ago. Yeah, and that's where I live. All right, let's keep moving. I don't know you, dude, and you

damn sure don't know me because you listen to my podcast Hey, man, I listen to all your episodes so the fuck what? You think you know me now be get out dude get the fuck out. That's just dumb this guy talks about himself non-stop Yeah, and then explore Damn it stupid discord Someone just photoshopped me bald This is gonna go on me on that one. Someone just photoshopped me bald. That weezer fan, that's fucking funny.

All right, visual element. Strike that from the record. I don't wanna be called a hypocrite. Hey, we're looking at that. All right, so this whole idea that I don't know him or remember when he was on Delvin Cox's show? A guard. And Delvin Cox asked the question that I asked him to ask,

which was, what's the end goal? What are you trying to accomplish with this? And he said, I want my children to discover who their dad was by listening to this podcast decades into the future. So obviously, you would know who you are by listening to your show. And he goes, you don't know anything about me. I actually know more about you than I should.

Yeah. Because you put it out on the internet. Oh God, I've spent hours and hours and hours listening to you. Tell stories about your life. I know you, Shaman. Yes. We know you don't like roller coasters, but you go on them constantly. Yeah. That's a fact that we know about you. Oh, this one fucking cracked me up, dude. I swear to God, I was pounding the desk when I heard this one. I've never once started a project and thought god damn I sure hope Carl likes this

Obviously Obviously that's never been a consideration when you started the project None of your songs sound like ween yeah, so obviously that's that what you care about oh god All right, what else is going on here? They will listen and be like, hey Carl, you don't know what you're talking about. And maybe that's the entire point of your show. But again, I wouldn't know because I will never listen to it. Who, I don't know anybody that would.

It doesn't make any sense that people listen to your show. I don't know why they listen to mine but I certainly have no explanation as to why somebody would listen to a podcast about podcasts. Especially when you're not talking about Joe Rogan, you know, talk about people with relevance. Dax Shepherd, you're talking about me guy. This is the stuttering John effect. Yeah. Where it's like, why is he only talking to somebody other podcasts? Why is he only talking about me? The answer is I did an entire episode of deck shepherd. I talk about Joe Rogan almost weekly. Yeah. I played a whole cringe of the

week clip where Joe Rogan had the worst interview of his life. Yeah. And this idea that he doesn't listen to the show, but it's going to bash me with misinformation because he doesn't listen to the show, but it's gonna bash me with misinformation because he doesn't listen to the show. It's so crazy. It's so stupid. He's an hour into yelling about a food. He's never tasted. I know. And meanwhile, no fans, dipshit, maybe listen to the fucking show. Oh yes, to do with listening to the show, this could be an argument that I would make sense. Now look, Carl may be a degenerate psychopath and a horrible human being, but he brings new shit every week to this fucking show.

He actually puts in a bunch of hours ahead of time to bring shit here. Shavis, maybe try that one time, maybe. Just be patient. How funny is that? He goes, I don't know why anyone would listen to a show. I don't know why people listen to my show. So you don't understand what entertainment is.

You've just admitted it. You do not understand what makes for good entertainment, which is why you can't make good entertainment, except for when you mistakenly do backwards. You fall back into entertainment because you do not understand it at all. Which is what this whole show is. Because you're playing.

It's so bad that it becomes good again. It's amazing. And I'm nothing. And I know that. But I feel like you don't get that. You're like, oh, I found this gold mine, this retarded kid. He's always doing a podcast. Oh, I mean, I wouldn't put it that way, but he'd want to do so.

Then he starts to make up criticism that I've never had for him, and then debate that. I love when people make up and argue, you probably say this had for him and then debate that. I love when people make up and argue like you probably say this which is wrong because that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But at the same time you would give me shit for asking. Hey man subscribe to my Patreon.

Hey I have 20 podcasts, subscribe to them. You would act like that's a negative thing. You don't look at it as hey man. This motherfucker's working He's trying to figure out a formula for the most successful possible thing and the most enjoyable Not just for the audience but himself So it's disappointing that you're not even that aware To accept that because I accept you man. I accept you to Patrick. I appreciate that so first off That's the worst argument you could make because I not only promote your patreon

I subscribe to it myself and then you kicked me off He literally wouldn't take my money. Yeah, my money was no good there So he says well you probably think it's bad. I promote my patreon. I promote my patreon Yeah, why would I best someone for doing that? I want you to have all the success in the world, Patrick. It's not a zero sum game. There's lots of podcasts out there. We can all appreciate all of them. Yeah, this strong man shit is crazy.

My opponent wants to come to your house and punch your daughter in the face. Like, what? No, no one's saying that. You know, you could hit play and just listen, shame. This isn't final. Well, that's the funny thing too. He goes, I'm experimenting with all these different podcasts.

And I'm trying to find the right formula to make the purpose podcast Here's an idea listen to criticism. Yeah, that's a great way to get better Yeah, when you actually listen to what people have to say about you. I can't look at this fucking discord I'm on Okay, and I do want your three dollars a month. I do Okay Because I'm not one of these these idiots that just just goes and works some fucking bullshit job that they hate. And then comes and pretends to put full fourth effort into their podcast when all they're doing is talking about other podcasts.

They're talking about other people talking into a microphone. It's not new. The irony here, of course, which is not lost at me, is I put at least 30 times more effort into my podcast and he puts into his and he's unemployed and just podcasting. Yeah, he's like, this fucking dipshits making money on Patreon and he probably works a job and puts no effort into his podcast. Nothing can be further from the truth. But he's got it all figured out in his head. Yeah, it's got it all figured out.

Yeah. Congratulations that you got the following figured out in his head. Yeah, it's got it all figured out. Yeah. Congratulations that you got the following you got. Thank you. Enjoy it, man. But it's weird to try and take somebody else down who you don't even know. Who you don't even know, Carl. I am not trying to take you down, Patrick Michael. I don't know why you think that that's what my goal is. I've told people to give you five stars.

I've told people to sign up for your page, John. I tell people to hug you if they see you on the screen. Yes, I know. And you still, yeah, you still yelling. Did he pull me a kiss at the end of that clip? It kind of sounded like it. I think I just got smooches from Patrick Michael. Again, he doesn't understand what our podcast is. So I think most of us have to wonder, what are you doing? What are you doing? Is there other podcasters who you just trollep on a consistency?

Yeah, couple. Because it seems like it's a lot of me. ["You're so brave, you probably think this song is about you, you're so brave, you're so brave." ["I bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you." That was another thing, this Sittery Jet fucked up. Ah, all this guy is just bashing me all the time. No, we bashed Opie too. Yeah. Tom Myers, and Jerry Bansfield.

Yeah, that's a wide world. Frankly, if you think about all of his aliases, we don't talk about Patrick Michael that much. Not nearly enough. I mean, we talked about Animal Crosley today. About Kirby Roosevelt, Patty Seacups, Patty Broken Skull, Patty C Sharp.

All right, this is the last thing that he says on his show. Do you see why I was so fired up today? I do this podcast. Fuck it's so exciting. It's art. It really is. I love it. All right.

And that's some fucking, that's some girl shit. That's some female shit. You're doing feminine, feminine shit right now some female shit. You're doing feminine feminine shit right now constantly Talking about another guy as much as you do that's some girl shit Do you lay on your stomach and kick your feet up on your bed as you do it as well? Is your hair in a side ponytail? What's up, bro? That's the funniest thing that he's ever sat on any of his showers That is that would jitterly cracked me up. Yeah for the reason that he's ever sat on any of his showers that is that legitimately cracked me up Yeah, for the reason that he was trying to crack me up. Yeah, that was really fucking funny now first of all Patrick

I believe there are at least 68 genders, so I don't agree with this. I'm a girl shit. That's the same I know the casual misogyny from patty seecops I thought you casual it's all right, missus me from my guy named patty seecops. What the fuck? Wow I'm not even casual, it's outright my size. From my company name Patty, see cops, what the fuck? Wow. Oh. So that was our Patrick Michael segment. Wow. Damn.

What a week. Never change. And dude, we didn't touch. There was a brand new episode of Do You Party this week. Then I tried, but it's still not the guy that he was promoting though. No, it's not. He still hasn't put out the show that he's like,

you gotta listen to the show. I just interviewed this guy, Joel Berg. You gotta listen to it. He still hasn't put that out yet. Oh's like, you gotta listen to the show. I just interviewed this guy, Joel Berg. You gotta listen to it. He still hasn't put that out yet. Oh, so bad. That show is so bad. Like so bad, it's not even clippable for this show. There's a guy who wrote into me this morning.

He got a response from Patrick. He might go on, do you party? Yes, please. And he laid out three different scenarios of how he could play it. One of the scenarios was so convoluted. He thought that he was gonna form a friendship with this guy and move in.

No! I mean, I wasn't that, but it was fucking crazy. It was so far-fetched. But I do like the idea that he, well, I won't spoil it. I won't spoil it. Hopefully he gets on the show. Yeah, that would be great.

I think we can listen to him jerk, petty see-cups around a little bit. Tom Myers is a new podcast. Oh, don't have a Tom Myers stinger. I think I do. I bit. Tom Myers is a new podcast. Don't have a Tom Myers stinger. I think I do. I love the Tom Myers stinger. So fucking funny.

You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. Oh, fuck, that's amazing. All right, so I just pulled the latest episode he put out and I just recorded the first minute 16 of it and we'll listen to it.

So if you guys remember, Tom Myers was on the show called Politopod. Yeah. And Politopod was like an unfunny daily show, so like the current daily show. And he goes out and just does this political humor that is very much catering to a specific audience. What's here? What he's up to on this brand new show, Time Myers vs. The World, because he's no longer on Politapod.

I'm wondering if he got kicked off that show. Did he? Was he too unfunny for Politapod? I know. They had 20. It's 23 unfunny writers. They're like, but you, man, you gotta go. Your shit is lame. I think he was bringing too much negative attention to the show. Yeah, maybe.

Seriously, I can't figure it out because no one of that show is funny. No. All right, let's see what he's up to. Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's do some jokes. Yeah. And then we'll take a little bit of time to dissect them

and figure out what the fuck he's talking about. I would imagine Donald Trump is furious at his campaign advisors for losing this election at which point his campaign advisors will tell him, but Donald, we didn't want you to panic. We just like playing it down. We always played it down. All right. So the joke is, you know, he said he played down COVID in February because he didn't want

people to panic. Yeah. I he's going for like the woodwork tapes. Yeah. Or something. Right. something. That's right. Yeah, that's right. So circuitous route to get a bunch line with a problem with that premise is that it's incorrect.

He's going to be mad at his campaign advisors. No, Trump is mad at the election fraud. Trump thinks he won the election. So he's not mad. He got more votes this time around. They did the first time when he beat Hillary. He's not mad at it. Okay, he's so stupid.

You guys gotta stop looking at the disc record. I think I'm saying things that are witty and I'm not. No, you guys are just laughing. Sorry. A lot of fucking Photoshop going on today. She's crazy. She's pretty hot, though. Carl, you're a smoke show.

Let's hear the next joke. But down, there is hope for Trump's chances of victory. If you count only the votes in states where someone has threatened to throw a tall boy bar table at my head while I was on stage, then Donald Trump wins the electoral college unanimously. Oh, boy. Self-deprecating.

Well, I think he's like the sex pistols. Oh, he came to the South and they were a little too radical. Yes, you're right. Yes, you're right. He's a little too aggigy for some of these places. Sleeve. It looks like Trump will retire like most aging white New Yorkers. Move to Florida, play golf, and bitch about non-whites, the ones who don't change his linens. The Republican, there's somebody giggling at this stuff too. So the format of the show is he does his monologue and then he's got a panel. And so I think that he's performing his monologue in front of this panel. Yeah. Because you can hear someone giggling a little bit. Signing, questioning their own mortality. Yeah. Cause you could hear someone giggling a little bit. Signing questioning their own mortality.

Yeah. So is that still funny to people to just say, oh yeah, white guys are always hating on non-whites. That's a funny joke. Oh, it's clever. Don't get me wrong. Very clever. No, it's a very original take.

It's when we haven't heard of before. Good stuff. Good stuff, that. Lenin's. The Republican Party is so far gone from its days when it could call itself the party of Lincoln. The only way they could accurately use the term, four score and seven years ago, is when they answer the question, when was the last time anyone in your family shook hands with a black person?

I really hate his company. His company is the worst. It's so poorly delivered too. Some of these concepts could be interesting, but he delivers them in a way that you can't possibly find humor in it. Yeah, well, I mean, we were saying this before, but it's like he watched too much of the J. Lano show, and it was like, you know, I don't know.

Hey, you see what's in the news today? Uh, Donald Trump went golfing. Turns out he does like black people. Like, I don't say that to celebrate January that one for no, but if Tom Myers had a darkboard that was just like a joke, joke construction darkboard, that's just how it would go. Joe Biden won Georgia and now gets an additional 16 electoral votes. It's comforting that Charlie Daniels is not around,

so we don't get the lyrics. Joe Biden went down to Georgia. He was looking for a vote to steal. Please make it stop. Nope, we got one more. Amy Coney Barrett has already heard a few cases as a Supreme Court justice. Now is her biggest challenge. It wasn't her confirmation. It's now that she's on the court, and she has to stop Brett Kavanaugh from trying to fuck her Supposedly That was the proper reaction. That was the right reaction. The guys like a whoop capital. Oh Crazy all right, well, that's fun. That's if that's a fun show

Maybe I'll get into that next week a little bit. We could talk about Tom Myers because I didn't really prepare all that much for that. Although I like it when I have Vinnie on because he gets like so angry about it. Well, because Tom Myers not only does he insult the audience and the listener, he insults the very essence of comedy. Correct. He insults the idea of a joke Yeah, there's a platonic idea of a joke it fucking cries anytime in here's Tom Myers boys

Grocer What have we done today? Oh, we've done it all I feel like we've done it all because we talked about notes of a good I still got some opi if you want to hear oh shit. We're not done yet. Oh, that's good news. Let's get into some opi that Real real real real real real quick By I want I want to apologize. I'm not used to co-hosts who bring as much as you do. Sorry. No, I love it. I appreciate it.

I've ready to wrap things up and you got more to talk about. Let's do it. Real real quick. Yeah. We joined OP just after Thanksgiving as he's looking back on his holiday. Okay, good. So here's his opening story.

I'm gonna take a nice long walk down the beach with the dorgi Hopefully it won't eat a fishhead or anything like that Although it ate a uh, oh my god, it ate a hair band in our house two two three days ago a giant hair band and was it winger and uh Kind of waiting for him to shit it out I hope he shits it out. So I'm in uh checking the shit mode where I take my pointer finger and I poke it. I'm poking shit right now. My dog's poo. Again that's the opening story. That's after

the two and a half minutes I swear to God. Two and a half minutes off. Thank you Sally. Thank you Bill. And you know, he goes to fucking her. Yeah, he does all that shit. So can I ask a quick question about this? Let's say you're a millionaire. Yeah, you own a giant apartment in Manhattan. You have a beach house and some other home

that he talks about as well. But you still have to stick your finger in dog shit. Can you like hire someone to do that for you? Because I don't have as much money as OP and I would hire someone to do that for me. Yeah. That's a task that I'm not pulling off. And then why open your show with it?

You know what I mean? Like, oh, you guys are gonna love this. Let's talk about dog do. Crush. OP is a boring person with nothing going out of this life. Oh really? That's the most exciting thing going out of this life. I'm gonna change your mind about that car.

That sounds good, let's hear it. What you're about to hear is two clips that happen one minute apart and it might be the most OP-OP-NESS that ever OP'd. And then I put the poo in a bag because you don't wanna leave it laying around on the beach. Although my dog is peppered this beach, quite a lot with his poo. Because you know, every once in a while there's no one around who's looking.

There's a couple people out here that get really, really mad if you don't take care of the dog poo. Oh, that's right. That would be me. My wife reminded me that I'm like a nightmare when it comes to other people's poo on this beach because I told her, I'm like the seasons over. So he's dropping bombs left and right. I'm not gonna pick up every single poo he does. And my wife reminded me that I'm the raving lunatic when someone leaves dog poo behind. I have been known to chase down a dog owner or two on this beach. Yes. What a hypocritical fucking asshole. If you leave dog shit

on the beach I will chase you down and get in your fucking face clean up after your fucking dog. But my dog leaves bombs left and right. I mean what are you gonna do? Yeah it's a beach it looks like a litter box. Yeah, what the fuck? I mean, you know, walking dog takes a ship, but you can do pick up every piece of shit that your dog leaves, what are you crazy? You know, even if I was that hypocritical

and that much of a douchebag, I don't know that I would declare it on my show. Why would you say that? I think it's because he knows no one is listening. No. I think that's why he says, he can say anything he wants on this show, unless Crowe's having the equipment for WTP, no one is listening. No. I think that's why he says he can say anything he wants out of this show.

And let's cruise happens to come for WTP. No one will ever fucking hear it. Yeah. So then this leads him into a story about the glory days. And we go on and on about a thing that happened to him on a radio show he used to be on. And this might be the worst fucking story he's ever told combined with the worst clip he's ever played.

I go, yeah, man, if someone comes by with a baby diaper filled with poo, I will make a baby diaper mustache right here right now, right on the radio show. And low in behold, I said that and 10 minutes later, Rich Voss walks through the door with a baby diaper filled with his daughter's poo. And then look, I wasn't going to back down at that point, so I did the baby diaper filled with his daughter's poo. And, uh, and then look, I wasn't going to back down at that point, so I did the baby diaper mustache on the O'Bean Anthony show. So you're saying you would take the beauty rich. I just surprised people out of nowhere. It turns into baby diaper mustache day. Today happens to be one of those days. And the odds of it actually happening are slim. You know, here's the thing though. I mean there's so many rules to risk thing, you know the bottom line is you would take

Babyship and put it under a ginseng You make a little mustache with baby shit. Oh Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Just imagine imagine if I was like Carl you remember back in the good old days Remember when I wiped that fecal matter on my lip No, no, that's no that's fucking retarded like you're a fucking idiot. Well, you're not a shock Jack Rose I apparently not apparently not so anyway, and then we start talking about That's what radio really sucked by the way When the guys had to be so outrageous and this sounded like shit that clips out of like shit awful and it went on It went on it was like a 10 minute clip and it's mostly just dudes going oh It's awful Eric Degal. Well, you sent him the original audio from that because he's pulling it off a YouTube

But it sounds like garbage. No, it just Anyway, so then we joined opi and his happy family as they go to fight a Christmas tree Either way, we'll do it. I mean, that'll be better than when we live in New York City and every corner has Christmas trees. Just piled up and you pick one and they're like, that'll be $120. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? $120. I'm going somewhere else. And then you realize that it's not like a small business.

So they go, I don't give a fuck. That means I don't have to cut your stupid tree and tie it up so you can carry it to your apartment. So good luck to you. And then you go to the next guy. That'll be $115. I'm like, this is insane. They shouldn't cost that much. Dad, can you just buy the tree and we can go home? Can you stop arguing with the fucking boy scouts that are selling Christmas trees? What the fuck, dude? And you know what?

You messed up stuff like terrible and every anecdote. And you know that's a real story. You know what I mean? He goes to buy you, he's like, four hours for a fucking coffee. Are you out here? Like, the price is on the board. What a fucking coffee you're not, dude.

It's funny about that, is that he should have felt shame when he realized that that's the going price of Christmas trees wherever he fucking lives, which is the Hamptons, which is where rich people go in. Yeah. So he's going around, he's like, $120 bucks, that's way too much.

So the next one is $1.15. I guess that's the price of Christmas trees, and I should just get over it. Instead, he fucking rants like that's an interesting anecdote on his show. It just makes him look fucking poor. Those things take years It's something Patrick Michael would say they take years to grow their huge

They got a ship him in one piece and keep him alive and then have him in a $150 a fucking bargain for that are you fucking kidding they grew a tree just for you You're gonna fucking take 12 years worth of what grown to put your apartment and you want it for what 20 bucks What the fuck are we talking about but this is literally what Patrick Michael would say like I can't believe they're charging 40 bucks to get the Dali wood That's crazy. How is that possible? And then we continue the Christmas tree journey. That was a callback. Yeah No one was impressed They hire they hire good-looking people

women and men in that mid-20 range where they got all their shit still nice and tight. Their coloring is all good, their skin coloring, their hair coloring, everything's all nice and tight. Nothing has started to erode on them yet. And you'd be in the customer and you're like, oh wow, there's something kind of sexual about this. This is wonderful. I think I'm attracted to the Christmas tree girl.

Listen very fucking closely to me, LP. If I go the rest of my life and I never hear you describe a teenager as nice and tight, again, it'll be fucking worth it, dude. That's fucking gross, I'm sorry. What does it mean by colors? All the right colors, their racists. I don't know. All the white right colors, whites.

What's he talking about? And he even throws in like a boys and girls. Oh, you know, they have boys and girls and they're nice and tight. Oh, yeah. The guys are hot too. Fuck. Stupid sexy flanders.

Yeah. Oh, it's so fucking gross. But then, you know, more Christmas complaining. Because all sudden August comes, you're like, oh my god, Christmas is here. And that's not an exaggeration because by October 1st, they already got Christmas shit in the stores. I'm like, what are you doing to August?

August is not an exaggeration because in October, it actually happens. That's not the definition of an exaggeration because in October it actually happens. Is that the definition of an exaggeration? Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. Now listen, dude, Charlie Brown was complaining about Christmas being early in the stores like in the mid 60s. And that was like 20 years into people complaining about it. And it wasn't funny then.

No, exactly! It's still that funny. We're fucking 70 years. I mean, who's sitting there like, you know what I'm gonna talk about? How Christmas comes early in department stores. Okay, Grandpa. Can we fucking go outside now? Uh, let's hear a therapy and...

Oh, he's got an adry. Good, good. And if there's something bothering you, of course, a lot of stuff are bothering a lot of us and you just want to be happy! I think that therapy ain't working there, Opster. Yeah, he talks a lot about how much he's worked on himself. Yeah.

He's not buying it. Yeah, he needs a lot more. Honestly, the worst people to promote psychotherapy or Howard Stern and OP Yeah, they seem like a fucking batch of crazy weirdos. Yeah, Howard needs to be like I've been in therapy four times this week for two hours A session and I'm afraid to open my door to see my children I don't know if I'm afraid to leave my basement It's not working out wow so basement. It's not working out well. So then Opie goes into a long story about tables.

I'm live streaming on this old table that we just left out in the elements. The rust on this thing is it's just hold on let me let me pick up a pile of the rust I sweep away the rust almost every other weekend this is just one pile one pile of rust like if you have a beach house at the ocean this is this shit you have to deal with everything just rusts away You fucking piece of shit first of all You're a millionaire in the age of Amazon you can get a plastic table you can get a stone table You can get a glass there's other types of fucking tables you dips shit There's even tables get this that are meant to go outside. They don't rust right they exist

You should fucking get one instead of sitting in front of a camera to your Facebook followers Be like my tables sucks Who I mean what the fuck planet? I'm so close as I'm listening to that and I'm listening to the fucking waves or the the ocean in the background Everything is going on all I'm thinking is why not dedicate a room in your house to be a studio Where you can have a nice table. Yeah, you can have a soundproof. You can have a soundproof. You can have a nice sounding show. Why would that be so foreign to this idiot? And who would want to listen to you complain about being a millionaire with a B-taps? You know another thing that sucks about eating lobster while

you're looking at the ocean? How fuck can tell you what? He really started the Howard Stern complaining about being a millionaire. So I had to go to this movie premiere last night with George Clooney and his wife And it's so late and I just can't be out that late. I fuck yourself as well I went on vacation with Jennifer Aniston last month and it was just so hot down there like go fuck yourself It's like they used to say you either die a hero or you end up fostering kittens live on the radio Let's hear opion Twitter So if you if you can donate to your local food bank I tweeted that and that was a problem Then all of a sudden someone has to tweet me jumping on a homeless cake. I'm like you

You don't even know what that was about Homeless cake I'm like you don't even know what that was about It was about fucking up the food of a homeless person in which was hilarious. Yeah, what a talentless piece of shit That's sock right in enjoy listening to opi at all opi and I have it listening a little while because it's just the same old shit Oh my god, it's he's in a rut. Oh, it's in a terrible rut. It's so boring God, he's in a rut. Oh, it's in a terrible rut. It's so boring. It's so boring. Dude, go do some, how about this? Go read a fucking book and then come back and talk about the book you're at. Like, do something with your fucking life, you idiot. And who is going on his Facebook live and chatting with him?

Like, who wants to get his hot take? I wonder if they're asking him questions about. Yeah. Who would possibly care about that? Hey, oh, he got any more stories about your dogs shit I wish people could see Roger this is the one time we should be a video podcast because this is no longer fun Crows are not having any fun right now. I think he's literally gonna flip this table over I think he's literally gonna flip the stable over. Oh. Bullshit. All right. All right.

Well, I'll repeat what I said before. What have we done today, bro? Hey, we've done it. Oh, we talked about Notes of a Goon. Oh. The Lewis J Gomez's Friendshow. We talked about Stuttering John and the amazing Thanksgiving meal he made for his children who are coming over.

Tim Dylan is sending me secret messages. We got Brandon from shitty song of the week talking about Patrick Michael and his musical career. Cameron producer Chris putting together some awesome subreddit segments for us. Patrick Michael going after me. Hard, non-understanding, why our show exists and why we make fun of them. Tom Myers is against the world. Opie is against dog shit. That means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.

The teaser. The teaser. It's actually the teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

This is the part of the show. We play just a clip. Just a tiny little clip. It's like a teaser. It's the teaser. clip. It's like a tease on it. It's the teaser. Yeah. It's the teaser part of the show because we're gonna do a whole other episode

of Who Are These Podcasts next week. Hmm. All right. I don't eat. Assuming we don't catch COVID and die. I'm assuming that will have one I go to Tampa. But next week we're gonna have a brand new episode of Who Are These Podcasts.

And here's a quote from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on said show. Greetings loyal subjects of imagination, Queen Elizabeth II, and others welcome to this very special edition of Cobleime! What could have caused this happened? I am Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, the composer of the Broadway musical, Cats! Now what you're about to see is an hilarious skewering of the fielding version of that motion picture! Cats! I of course was involved in expecting to make just a ton of money! Alright, I'm throwing you a little bit of a curveball here. This show is called How Did This Get Made?

This is a very big podcast. I used to be a pretty big fan of the show. I enjoy watching shitty movies And what these guys do is they watch a shitty movie and then they usually go into a theater I don't know what they're up to these days probably not going into theaters in that way But they like to go into a theater and goof on the show. And it used to be good and it got terrible. And I'm looking forward to talking about that. Are you familiar with how did this get made? Yeah, just in passing, just from you bringing it up.

But yeah, that's wild. There is that podcast arc. There's musicians get that too. You know what I mean? There's that arc. You get to the peak where you're really communicating with people and you're firing it all cylinders. There's a... There's musicians get that too. You know what I mean? There's that arc. You get to the peak where you're really communicating with people and you're firing it all cylinders and then it just all goes downhill and you're not even sure what's

good about yourself anymore. Yes. That's all the same as syndrome. Yeah, I think you're right about that. I think that's what's happening there. Crows, thank you so much for coming down the show. Is there anything you want to plug, my friend? Yes, I will be in the subreddit later.

My name is Misajianistopi. Misajianistopi, I like it. Yes, I will be in the subreddit later. Uh, my name is Misajjianistopi? Misajjianistopi, I like it. No, Misajjianistopi, he cops. Fuck, that's what I was. Ah, fucking man, my own balls, right. That's all good. Yeah. All right.

Stompled over the finished line, Chris. Please, join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. Party in the muskets of morning radio. And now the show is cold right now. Okay, great show. Good job everybody. Great% 2.5% 2.5%

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2.5% 2.5% 2.5% You know, who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Vic, you want to say hi to Casey real quick? You're the new review girl? Can I have been texting? Vick! The triumphant return? You haven't been fracked yet? No, not yet. I think they'll be who- All right, you say hello. I think they'll be who-

All right, you say hello. I say goodbye because you're your connection, you're my action sucks. All right, uh, Vic is awesome to see you though. She was on the bonus episode. I'm going to be able to check that out. We had her come out for a minute. Oh, nice. Casey, how are you doing, my friend? Oh, great.

How are you guys? I am excellent. Thank you. Patrick Michael talked about me for 30 minutes. I'm doing very well. Yeah, I'm doing my friend. Great. How are you guys? I am excellent. Thank you. Patrick Michael talked about me for 30 minutes. I'm doing very well. Yeah, I'm doing very very happy. I'm so jealous. Oh my gosh. So do you want to talk shit about him? Maybe he talks about you too. No, I got it. But Tom Myers though is really terrible.

He lacks talent. Oh, that is that guy's. He's so smug when he talks. Yeah. He's so confident. He's too confident. He's like way too much confidence. There's like that setting. There's that sila comedy like Dennis Miller, Bill Maher,

we're like, I'm so much smarter than you. And I'm going to tell you out. And he tries to do the same thing, but these are like a moron. Right, right. That is a good one. I think it's the wits. Yeah. And yeah, the referencing like French literature.

Yeah. Tom Myers is like, uh, Trump is like black people. That's amazing. That's a good joke. You just said that to him. Yeah. Trump gets it like black people. That's a good one.

Casey, if you get any new reviews Casey, you got to be a new reviews that you want to read for us? Oh, we sure do. Also, I saw that you posted my number. Oh, yeah. Casey's number is available now on Patreon. I'm sorry. Talking over you.

What's that? 15 people texted me pictures of their dogs and cats. Oh, I wasn't expecting that. I wasn't expecting that. You know, is that code for something? I know. And I'll just say people send me pictures of the cats. Oh, I wasn't expecting that. I wasn't expecting that either. Is that code for something? I know. And I'm just a people sending me pictures of the cats. Mostly cats, a couple dogs. I'm allergic to cats. I don't like cats. I'm going to send me pictures of cats. Are you allergic to the pictures of cats? Sorry. How does that work? Just pictures of cats. Try to remember what I put in

the post that I put on a picture on. I just flooded in like very suddenly. Well, they all got emails saying Casey's phone numbers here. I said, you can now be texting friends with our review girl. She loves pictures of your dinner, cat, and penis. Okay. And then Vickro, I'm going to send her pictures of my cat's dick. She never did that. So she'll get out.

She's very busy. She detects me though. Oh, she did? You guys are both though. Yeah, that's awesome. Her friend's now. Okay, she wants to review his car. Yeah, let's hear it.

All right, I'm woke to. I'm as a woke is the next guy, but these guys are so misogynistic, homophobic and racist. So they actually become funny. Truth is I only have it on his back row noise while I'm driving through Gary and Diana. But these are leaves and killing cockroaches in my sweet bachelor pad and calabassus. That's good. It's got a few references there. I would say it's a five style. my sweet bachelor pad in Calabasis. So, I think we... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I like it when people do those things. It's an excellent. Confused, that's a fuck out of people. Yeah. People read the reviews and they go,

what the fuck is this show all about? What does this make sense? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm the podcasting expert of the world. What do you mean not understanding the medium? How dare you? I'm gonna say that that's a five star. I'll go one. Yeah, one for me. Yeah, that's a one star. Motherfucker.

All right. All right. Podcasting into the void. Man children who are desperately clinging to dated 80s references, giving trite opinions on better podcasts. They're annoying use of a sound board makes listening unbearable. Find a new hobby boys. Sounds like an old one. I thank you for that one for. Now this idea that we have 80s references that I was like, oh I did say winger today. I was going to call it out.

No, I do do that. Never been. That sounds like a one-star to me, right? One-star, okay? Yeah. Yeah. That's a one-star. And that was only from three days ago.

Oh, no. Oh, shit. Yeah. All right. Next up, Jesus Christ. These clowns are awful. You know, Biscond, it was probably the best episode you've ever put out. Gina's cocaine fueled COVID ramblings made the whole thing worthwhile.

I agree, and I gotta think that's a five star. Yeah, five. That's a five star. Nice. All right. We've had a more controversial guest host, the Gina Bisconti. Yeah, him and Ches and Mark are in the fight for that trophy. She has a few bucks not controversial.

Wow, yeah, you're right. She knows controversial. People are pretty universal about you. Yeah, there's a single opinion that I've been reading. Anyway. All right, this next one just says trash, pure trash, Patrick Michael for president. That's a six. Yeah. That's a five star.

Yep. All right. Nice. Is it? That's the whole review. Just nice. Thanks. Thanks for doing that.

Four stars. That's a five star. That's a five. And this last one is just a recommendation for you to consider Choppo Trap House. Please evaluate Choppo Trap House. Okay, sir, are you familiar with that show? Yeah, you get that request a lot. I do. It's one of the biggest shows.

I'm not really, no. Okay, so those people scare the shot at me. They're communists and they go after people. Now I've never heard the show. I checked out the subreddit after hearing about it on this show. Yeah. You know, people have been requesting for years. And they were basically threatening death and boxing people. That's like the front page. Like you click on it. It's like, whoa, like, you know, trying to close the window real quick. Like, oh, he's. I'm not making a joke. These people are legit scary. Yeah. That scary motherfuckers Yeah, and then the they got thrown off the

Right it like early on like back when it was tough for reddit. You know what I mean? Yes But it would be fun to do that on patreon Yeah, there you go. It would be a fun one to do on there someday I just I don't know how much of that show I can listen to to really understand all the war because it's been around for so long. So many episodes is so much going on. I really want to get somebody on to co host who's a fan of the show or knows it really well. I asked Nick Mullen and he laughed at me. All right. Let's hit some voice. Let's see what's going on in the world of voice mailing. see what's going on in the world of voice mailing. Hello, you know that a figure that left his number in the replacement of Casey. Um, what I messaged him and he gave no feedback. So don't trust him. If he's

going to leave his phone number and not send feedback, I'm really fucking pissed. Fucking send feedback, you plot. Wow, the speedpick thing goes both ways, I guess. Who knew? Yeah. I'll send her a feedbacks. All right. Well, I don't think she was asking for you, but.

Oh, boy. Here's someone with a billion dollar idea. Hey, what's going on, Don? It's up to Dick. billion dollar idea it's uh... was that and you can't about him uh... michael being the boran but i think it's not

the big michael if you and it could have a separate show it's like the car poking to show with rickie surveyed and it's in the round uh... it is a broad i think that you're in it show with Ricky surveys and they send him around a idiot abroad. I bet it's your nick or nick is somehow to get a show with Patrick Michael you send him around the world to experience the world the way your base did with Carl no he said that would be fucking gold. Netflix is by that shit up in a heartbeat it'd be the American version of theot Abroad, but you'd have to call it like

trailer trash abroad That means it's a trillion dollar idea maybe more like a million dollar idea Yeah, man, that actually is a very good idea. I'm actually just excited for the pitch meeting. Yeah, that would be an episode of itself. All right, game show. Where in the world is Patrick Michael? Where in the world is Patty C. Cumps? Okay, I like that.

He goes somewhere, we don't know. And then we have to guess where he is from the clues that he himself comes up with. Cause you know, they're gonna be fucking batshit. Like he'll be in a supermarket. Like they've got hamburger here for $2. I'm gonna eat it or whatever, you know they're gonna be fucking bad shit like he'll be in a supermarket like They've got hamburger here for two dollars or whatever. Yeah Exactly the Burger King here as a baconator. I don't know what to do So Casey you just mentioned that you would send that woman who sounded like the

British Heather W Feet pics and I see that they're there weezer fans in the discord that also would like to see feet picks and maybe this is the same person because we got a voicemail about it too. So Carl I'm using my voicemails my time here to let you know that you need to start taking this issue a little more seriously. If you don't play my voice mail on the next episode, then call me back. I'm going to start asking Casey for feet picks. Every weekend will happen. Starting this week. Call me back.

I don't know, but now you can get Casey's number by setting up our page. And, uh, only sending feet picks to that hot British sounding girl. Well, what the, what the kids dream, all right? Don't crush their spirits like this. Let me believe that there's a chance. Take care of, um, so I'm catching up on the WACP episodes. I've been out of it recently.

And I recently heard the one with Heather B. Oh, dude, you have to, you have to get this chick on again. My God, I heard the, the fucking interview that was cut out and this girl is so fucking retarded. She's like, shameless level dumb. She's afraid of technology. She equates podcasts to social media

like, what the fuck are you even talking about? Oh man, please try to get her on again. I want to hear more from this chick. It was very entertaining. Or else I'm pulling my patreon money. Okay, call me back. All these threats. Yeah.

I could get her on again. You know, she is now distancing herself from Southern John. Yeah. Isn't as worried about it as she was. It's funny. My brother was over here that day when she came on the show, witnessed it, you know, live while it was happening.

And I was talking to a Thanksgiving and he goes, how long did you take you to edit that phone call? I said, I didn't edit it at all. Like, I wanted to put out exactly what happened. Yeah. I mean, if she had been a co-host, I would have added a shit out of it to make her sound because she wasn't crazy.

Yeah, she... That's a phone call. How do you do that? I would call that she had an angular style of conversation. There was a lot of sharp turns, a lot of backing up, you know what I mean? Now we learned in the subreddit this week, and covered in the subreddit news, of course, Stuttering John already replaced her, and he already has a new old woman who's on, you know, fixed government income who has cancer, who sends him large sums of money.

It's the fucking creepiest thing. I can't fucking sleep thinking about it and I have nothing to do with it, you know what I mean? How the fuck is he sleeping at night? Rip him off old people that are on social security that are on cancer and he's like, I need $2,000 for my kids come on and you know give me a blowjob and show me your tips and some of you thousand dollars like what oh fuck dude it's funny too because when he was talking about how his oven isn't working yeah he was talking to Heather about that

months ago and Heather was trying to help him oven shop I think I can get you a really good deal at this one place yeah this guy This guy lives a life. Hopefully one day it'll all come out because- I even wasn't cooked. Anything. That's true too. Yeah. I'm trying to kill him, so I'm feeling constantly. I can still feel like I'm making hot pockets every night, right? That's actually how we broke the oven. How can we protect people without oven? He had his head in the oven and it collapsed the rack and it broke the yeah, it's electric oven, too

I don't even know but All right My buddy CJ called into the show. Let's see what's up with Hey, Carol is CJ here and I wanted to start off this voice mail by saying that I agree with that Renek that called in last week. I also hate retouch, but secondly shout out to the guy from compound media with the retarded daughter. No more people with retarded daughters get by her whenever you say the word we talk, but he seemed to act well to it.

So shout out to that guy and watch all as the listeners watch all bring back the word with hurting. And we need to start using that more regularly. Wait a minute, Tyler. cripple jesus fighting the good fight. He really does have a platform doesn't he? Yeah.

I don't think you get to run for office with that platform, but I'm down with it. Yeah, no, you know, you got to fight for what you believe in. If Disney movies taught me anything growing up, it's that. You want to call people retard. You got to, you know, you got to stand up for that. Don't vote for the other retard. That's right.

Casey, what words do you wanna use there taboo these days? Yeah, list them. Oh, list list all of them. Yeah, all the words you shouldn't say. Yeah, how do you refer to Jewish people when you're by yourself? Just curious.

How do I refer to, would you say Jewish people? Yeah, you know, when you're just sitting around with your friends. Salah's like she's turned off by that word already. Well, she's serious, the fact that she's thinking about it, she's like, well, hold on, I mean, last week I used, what's your favorite racial? I call them bankers.

Oh, boy. So somebody called it and said that Vinny should be on the crossover episode that we do with the dick show Mmm, and this person disagrees with that idea. Oh Sean's on the dick show as much as Vinnie Paulino is on who are these podcasts? Sure, the fuck up. No, he's not Sean has been on every episode pretty much than biggest problem like it's been fucking years Vinnie Paul, you know, it's fucking shit

Erick and we a crush coming back It wasn't even but he's idea he just gets shit I think I'm strapped on that one. Oh, all right, but at least he reperson in the world called into the show Hey Carl, this is governor Cuomo Fuck you. Yeah. Heard you talking shit about me, you little bitch. San O, you loved doing two tome. Well, you know what? Well, it's just got two weeks longer. Hope you're fucking happy. You've

got damn what? That is that by the way, that was definitely Governor Cuomo. Yeah, I liked that he's, he's the principal from a breakfast club. Now, you know what I mean? he's the principal from breakfast club now It's two weeks long. Yeah, he's moving So you mess with a boy you get the horns Carl So that guy who gave out his phone number that we were just talking about I guess he's getting people messaging Oh good. Hey Carl guy who gave out his phone number two episodes ago. I just want to say you have some real fucking stupid people like And also I know you don't like people saying it's a bit of literally had a cock in my mouth

But I think I have the right to yeah, right? Wow, so crippled Jesus wants to bring back retard this gay guy wants to bring back the F'sler. Yeah, it's that's all over the place I feel like we're bringing people together on the show. I know we stopped. I always thought who are these podcasts where we bash people would bring out the worst of humanity, but it said it's not just the opposite.

Yeah. We think happy family. Who would have thought except for Ben Cart runaway child? All right, this next one's a long one guys. All right, buckle in Carl I was just catching up on show bucket driving home from work like 350 in the morning I've been for the last 12 hours tired of shit You just cracked me out because

Don't make the floor smell longer than 45 seconds. I guess what I'm about to, this voice now is going to be longer than 45 seconds just because I can. And I'm tired of shit driving home for the fucking morning. About to drive eight and a half hours as soon as I get home for Thanksgiving. I'm going to break the fucking lawn for ginger and have a Thanksgiving with more than four people wherever the fuck it's supposed to be, fuck for home iris, fuck up my hole here, or whatever. Guess what? I'm being banned a boom, we're in more than 45 seconds. Hell, yes. All right, clap on it, whatever. I have to run on again. Dude, shock my spirit out.

We're both audio engineers. That's what I do for living. He is full of... So, I'm just going to... I'm just going to run on here just in another second. Just to like him now. Really make sure this is born in 45 seconds. You know, because you declare a rule.

Then don't do this shit. You guess what? He tells the flooding not to do shit. They're going to do shit. Shit. So, there you go. Have fun. Keep up to good work. I look forward to it here. Or full shit or whatever.

I'm not going to drive a gun tomorrow. I got like four or five more episodes. Catch up on. I'm behind on a dick show. Your podcast is fun. Hey, at least I'm working. Everything's good. So have fun.

He's great. He's down. Whoever you go, say hello. And make sure Bamberg's guy shows up. It's important to be in. Bambrecht is fun for a friend. Don't talk to someone that wants to be down. So the reason why I played that is because I hate

the torture soul. I hate long voice bells, but I love people who break the rules. I do that like rule followers. The guy openly broke the rules and I had to applaud that. He was, he was pregnant, don't just about it. But when you're, when you're doing the extended remix,

when you're cutting the 12 inch single, you you're caught in the 12 inch single, you got to bring it. You got to introduce some new parts. You got to have some some elements. Very interesting. You can't just have the same fucking 30 second drone that goes on for nine minutes. You know what I mean? I mean, he says you what do you make it more rules? This guy's gonna break those rules too. You can an EDM, butpick, but look who I'm talking to. I agree that everything else on the Panty Podcast was cringingly wrong. But the electoral, if I remember correctly from high school, the electoral college was set up in a quasi sort of response to this compromise, which let black people vote at least a little bit.

Just saying it wasn't a response to the three fifth compromise. It was in congruency with the threes compromise. They were part of the overarching. Also, this guy says the three to catch my compromise a wild bloodshed to vote. It most certainly did not. No. It wasn't like three out of five black guys could go vote. And nothing to do with that. There's about counting

populations. You too. I don't know. Well, now Chris has been saying for years that it's time to bring that back. Thank you. I argue with them for a while, but now, I mean, you know, you look at it. It's like, well, okay, I can see, you know, we got one more voice now to listen to. I mean, great. Hey, so I'm listening to the new episode, Carl and Patrick Michael. I hit a Glyphs breadboard is talking about.

He podcasts because he wants to make an income. So he wants to wish the legacy 80 years in the future people are going to be listening to fucking the briefcase or whatever the fuck he's doing. But that dude has a kid. This is his child, not his legacy. What is he talking about? I had this feeling that he barely acknowledge is or even like it's

fucking kid because you'll come here talks about him that i hear from your show because i don't listen it's just patient about them yeah your kid is your legacy that prick yeah famous just podcast definitely well that's definitely a legacy within itself but your child should be what you are Trying to gun for to be your legacy anyway, tell me that baby Guys making some fucking sense

I was gonna say and you know what his fucking kids are gonna remember They're gonna remember my dad fucking ignore me when I was a kid when I was a kid and I needed something I said dad I need some help my dad said fuck son, I'm talking about going to Dollywood in my fucking little voice recorder. You can go fuck yourself. They're gonna go to concerts, see a microphone, and start crying, and not know why. And they're never except some set.

They're never gonna look into what their dad was like, because they're gonna remember what their dad was like. And they're not gonna be fucking interested. They're shit-ed-ed. You know what, I got an old man. I don't give a fuck what he's like. I fucking know what he's like. And I want none to fucking do it.

That's funny. I will say that the voice motor made a good point. I don't know why it took 56 seconds to make that point. I think we all got it. Yeah, right away. Casey, so you're getting people messaging you, go to our Patreon. Are you writing back to those people?

No, I haven't yet. Because okay, look, there are some people are giving me compliments saying I'm doing good job. That's not interesting to me. So there's liars. Okay. What else? Then what am I supposed to say to people's pictures of their cats

and dogs? Like, no, there's nothing, there's nothing. There's like 17 people texted me, Carl. I don't have time to text all of these people back. That's part of the job. Give the people what they want. They were here. They said, text me something that I can respond to.

Show me what you got. All right, you guys hear that? Casey says, ask her questions so that she can respond to something. Yeah, we got to show Casey how cop is pasta work. Just load up your clipboard, face, face, face, then you're done. It's a copy. Oh, he's a copy. It works.

Croge, I'm 24. Oh, shut up. Hey, easy. Easy. That's the sassyest. Casey has ever been out in this show. You really brought a different side of her. Easy, easy. That's the sassyest Casey has ever been on this show. You really brought out a different side of her, right?

Yeah, you can't accuse a millennial and not knowing how to sell for or zoom or not knowing how to sell for. I'm a Gen Z. Yeah, sorry. All right, but thank you, Casey. Thank you for. Thank you. Oh, shit, you know, I just remembered, how

did I forget about this? Casey revealed in our subreddit that she's bisexual in this past week. Oh, Casey, is this true? Yeah, why would I lie about that? I wouldn't think that you would. Yeah. Just wanted to get clarification. Shit, I bisexual all the time.

So I have a couple of questions about this. You are married. You're interrelationship with a guy. Does he allow you to sleep with women? Or do you have to be monogamous with monogamous? That fucking word. Fair question. Get the only view of them. All interested in women. Yes. Right. Yeah. Makes sense. Yeah. So, you know, I'm like going into detail about my sex life with you guys, Carl, but you can connect the dots with that. I am connected to that. That's what that I am. Yeah. Everybody is. So are you a wild to have a relationship with him not being there? Or does he have to be there?

No, I would want him to be there. I married him. It's more fun that way. Yeah, but sometimes he's working long hours. Yeah. You got a podcast and late. Which hours are those? Yeah.

All right. We have the same hours. Well, I think I've just opened up a topic if you need to know what types of questions to ask Casey Yeah, while you're texting her I think I just We have a lot more to discuss as my point. Yeah, we have much more to discuss well. Thanks for coming out Casey You are an onion with many layers, Casey. Yeah. You're like an onion to stink. I do stink. Okay. All right.

Too much fun today. Thanks for hanging out, everybody. Oh, yeah. Thank you for reminding me, Weezer Fan number one. Come see me in Tampa on December 12. And let me see how many tickets are available for that because they are selling. If you go to Tampa.dick.show,

that's where you can purchase tickets. There's 87 left to go. 87, hundreds have already been sold. So get on that. Yeah, I get your tickets. I googled where to get dick in Tampa. And it's all over the page. Ah, this is it. It's over, okay? Googleed where to get dick and tampa and it's all over the page.

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