Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep235 - How Did This Get Made

Episode Date: December 6, 2020

Well we learned something this week, all of us podcasters have a common enemy. How did it take 235 episodes to figure this out? HDTGM is a very popular and successful podcast hosted by a guy named Jason who has a very sore back. Doug from Good Times Great Movies talks about movies and not the Bible. Tony from Hack the Movies made an appearance to give us his $.02. Then we hear what Jason Ellis has to say about Stuttering John, what Stuttering John has to say about Chad Zumock, Chrissie Mayr, and WATP fans, what Patrick Michael thinks about constructive criticism, and what Vic has to do to become the review girl again. 20% off your purchase with the code "watp" https://manscaped.com/ Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Doug's show: http://goodtimesgreatmovies.com/ Tony's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/Hackthemovi3s Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

episode Please wear a mask everybody please wear a mask. Please wear a mask. Are you a boner guy? cuz Cuz a row cuz a row slap a runie It's showtime W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P! Hello, River Dixon Cousin, Rews. Welcome to another episode. Who are these podcasts? The only show whose pronouns are, dude, dude, dud. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week, a man who thinks perhaps not every story in the Bible should be taken literally from good times great movies It's Doug everybody

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I'll be there with Dick Masterson and the guys from Revenge of the SIS as well as a bunch of really funny comedians. So that's gonna be a really good time. We encourage our listeners to go to say five-star review on Apple Podcasts and then shit all over in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called,

how did this get made? This is a suggestion from Brian. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show with hosts, Paul Sheer, June Diane Rayfield, and Jason Madzoukis. And I chose to do this show with you

because I know that you're a fan and you're a fan of movie review podcasts because you host them when we review podcasts. I get to tell you, Carl, this is like next level trolling on your part here. Not only do you pick a show that I legitimately enjoy, but it's a show that does the same thing as I do, but they're wildly more successful. Well, then they don't do the same thing that you do. And I'll tell you what, because I'm a fan of the show. I don't listen to it anymore, but I

used to listen to it quite a bit. And what they do that I enjoy that's different from your show is rather than go through and recap everything that happened in the movie, they assume that you've watched it, you're familiar with it, and they just pick it apart. Okay, I mean, that's fair. Which I think is a good formula. What my wife and I used to do is on Saturday nights, we'd watch one of the terrible movies,

and then immediately listen to their review of it afterwards, and it was kind of a fun way, because I like bad movies, so it was kind of a fun way to enjoy this show, is to be really familiar and see if like all the things that you thought sucked, they think sucked as well. The problem with this show, and I'm sure we'll get into it, is that two thirds of the hosts fucking suck. They suck out loud. One third of the hosts fucking suck. They suck out loud.

One third of the hosts is hilarious and makes the show listenable. And it's amazing that he's able to do that. Of course, I'm talking about this guy Paul Sheer. Him and his wife, June Dianne Rayfield, are two of the hosts that I'm speaking of. And I pulled a show from back in February because this show is typically live in a theater.

When you hear this show, there's a big audience, they're playing off the audience. It's not always the best way to do a podcast, but I wanted to capture that for our review of how did this get made. And Paul comes out, they're talking about Space Jam., this is a movie that I've seen, ironically, because I knew it sucked. It's terrible. It's the worst. So, they're talking about Space Jam, and Paul comes out, and he always starts off the show by himself, and then he brings out Jason, and then he brings out June.

He starts off, he doesn't even know what he's going to say. This is the first thing. This is like the intro to the show in front of a theater full of people. All of them are here in a movie that could be a movie that some of you think is flawless. And I'm here to tell you, I'm here to tell you, you might be wrong. It might be great but not for the reasons that you think. So he stumbles out of the gate and the whole point of this is that they're in Chicago and of course this is a movie that stars Michael Jordan. Mm-hmm. So Chicago is supposed to like it for some reason even though it's a pile of garbage.

So that's pretty much what this episode is, is them arguing with Chicago over whether this is a good movie or not. And honestly, going back and listening to it, there were some parts that I enjoyed, and then some parts that get me so frustrated that I realized why I stopped listening to the show. I'm sorry, I am hogging up all the air time. It's, it's, it's, it's, have I, you know a new, it's so different. Yeah, we clipped different episodes. I clipped the most recent episode, which was them talking about the failure of a movie

that is Cats. But like you said, they're normally in an auditorium. They're normally playing to a live crowd. And I've been through this show from the beginning. I mean, I listened to this from the start where they were in a studio, then they record their live shows, which were much better than studio. Now they're back sort of in a studio,

and it's really, really not as interesting or funny as it used to be. And I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that they're not in the same room together now. Right, yeah, they're all in like some kind of Zoom call or something. Even Paul and June who I assume lived together are not even in the same room together now. Right. Yeah. They're all in like some clip of Zoom call or something. Even Paul and June who I assume live together are not even in the same room together. June sounds like shit in this episode. Like I don't know

what she's recording on. They live together in a home and they're not recording together. It's so bizarre. I don't understand it. Well, since you brought that up, I want to play something for you because what they do is they put out their main episodes and in between those episodes, there's these mini episodes. And these mini episodes are unlistenable. It's where Paul sits there and just random nonsense. There's nothing funny.

It's a lot of like listening to voice mails. It's a lot of people asking for advice on things. They have nothing to do with movies or anything that Paul's ever done in this life. None of it makes sense to me. But this part I thought was interesting because this is a machine to show. They find every single way to make money. Every single way a podcast can make money.

These guys do it. And God bless them. I am all for capitalism and however they want to do this. But this sounded crazy to me. If you want to watch one of these Zoom calls that they call a livestream. So I'll tell you a little bit about that. These live shows are tremendously fun. You can watch them 48 hours after we record,

we watch it live or up to 48 hours after we record. One ticket is 15 bucks. If you want to buy tickets for both, it's 25. So not a bad deal at all And it's not ticket per person obviously ticket per household So 15 bucks and you can invite over 50 people if you want. I mean that would be a bummer cuz then we only got 15 bucks But I don't know if any other show that's doing this There's no this is a free show that anyone can listen to, but if you want to watch us do it, then you pay 15 bucks.

It's, this is insane, because I listen to another podcast that's similar to this. It's called The Flop House, three guys, they do the same thing, and they do live shows constantly, but they've put things up on YouTube, and it's 100% free now. You don't have to pay to see these guys,

but they'll do the same sort of live show stuff that they normally do. They give these presentations before they talk about the movie. It's great and it's free. And these people just fucking assholes. Like, I hate the fact that I cannot dig through the back catalog without subscribing to Stitcher Plus or whatever the hell it is.

Yeah, so let's talk about all the different ways that they're monetizing this show. So yes, the archive is behind a paywall. That's one, because I would have liked to have gone back to years ago when I really enjoyed the show and talked about what was great about it then, but you can't. So there goes that.

Obviously, they have live shows for almost every single show before COVID, so they were charging a pretty, I think it was like, what, 60 bucks a ticket or something? I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. So they're charging a certain amount of money to go see them do it live. They will take donations. They'll do shout outs to people. If you give them a hundred bucks, which is insane. They also, of course, have tons of advertising. The advertising is off the charts on the show. What am I missing? You know, it's funny you talk about the advertising because I don't know if you listened to the

cat's episode, maybe you did, maybe you did. I did. I did. It's nearly two hours long. Yeah. So they played this little stingers when ads will play. And I'm wondering if they might be in trouble because listen to what they left in this show.

Play my number 12. They have two ad breaks. Ah. Can I just bring up one thing here too? this show. Play my number 12. They have two ad breaks. Can I just bring up one thing here too? Hot air balloon. Let's get to the questions here from the crowd because I'm glad you could edit that stuff out like I do. No, no, no, I'm glad you picked up on this because I'll tell you what's happening here. This is a newer phenomenon that we're going to see more and more as we start to review

these shows. What the feed that you get is different than the feed that I get, I listen to it through my app and that was what I heard as well. And then I downloaded it from Apple Podcasts in order to clip it and there was an ad in there. It's dynamic insertion. So they're putting in timestamps. And then if there isn't ad to serve to somebody based on who you are

They'll put an add in there if there isn't that's really a weird obnoxious thing where it's just like this empty add spot. Holy shit, okay. What's so about that from my perspective is I'm running down timestamps in my phone and they're not the real time stamps when I download the show There's fucking ads in it. It was six minutes apart. It's gonna be forever to find the shit I was looking for. So that's what you take down. So cats, is that what's happening here? That's just a mean thing.

I have cats clips, but you know what, you're so good at your homework. You sent me clips days ago, and I saw you at a ton on cats. I'm like, he's got this covered. I'll go back and listen to a theater show. But yeah, so that's the reason why you have those sluts. And I guess you're just not a marketable person

You must not have any buying power. You're not hitting any demo that they care about because we can't sell it into this fucking guy I'm extremely poor. I don't know how I get it What do you have what do you want to talk about on this show? You know what I do want to talk about very briefly, is you talked about how Jason Manzoukist is the funniest one on the show. He is extremely talented. I mean, he is lifting these two, you know, he's carrying these other twoos with him

throughout this podcast. And I'm going to do something that Croge did last time where for some reason he thought those two dickheads were super funny. So I do want to play a couple of clips. If you play my number two, I kind of enjoyed this joke. And Jason does a pretty good job of injecting actual humor throughout the podcast. I watched it, I just watched it, I feel unwell, I feel unclean, I feel like a way that if I felt this way in normal circumstances, I would take myself

to the hospital to say what is wrong with me, but I can't do that. I can't just walk into an ER right now and be diagnosed with fucking cats fever or whatever that I just got. I enjoy him. He's helping me get through these shows now, even if they are nearly two hours and pretty much unlistenable. Play my number four real quick because I like that even when Paul tries to actually start the podcast, Jason won't let him.

I have so much, there's so much to say. And I'm so happy that we're doing this in a visual medium for people that are here today because we have to, we're going to have to, we're going to have to, I don't want to have to relook at any of it. I don't want to have to relook at any I don't want to have to look at I don't want to see cats ever again. I don't want to hear cats ever again. I don't want to hear these songs ever again. I don't want everyone to hear the word gelical or rum tum tugger. All right, I want to tell you what I'm hearing play out here. What's happening is you have this guy Paul Sheer who is involved in a lot of things that I like, and I don't know why.

He's never made me laugh, he's not a funny person, but he's not what his wife is, which is anti-comedy. So you have this one guy who's just a zero, and then you have Jason Manzucus, who's bringing it 10 all the time, and then you have the negative 10 on the other side who turns the whole show into a zero. This is my math skills. I work right out of the view guys realize calculus coming throughout the show today.

But I want to play a couple examples of how unfunny June Diane Rayfield is because she sucks the wife out of the show by interrupting funny-tailanted people all the time. This is June interrupting Jason, and she has nothing. It's not just that it's a spaceship. It is a cartoon spaceship. You know, like... That's what's so weird. I mean, yeah, I guess I don't know.

Our cartoons, the presence of cartoons just integrated into this reality? I don't know, it seems like people are just okay with cartoons living a world of cartoons living underneath them, up of them. She interrupted Jason to talk about something they had already discussed because that's the main thing about space jam is like what the fuck's going on? Why are there looney tunes in the real world and no one's reacting to it? Like that's crazy. So she has to bring it up again. They've already covered that. Yeah. She had to interrupt him. Here's another example of her hijacking the conversation, but she has nothing to say. She can't even formulate a sentence here.

When they do decide to play this basketball game, but okay, so Pa, I'm sorry, back up, back up, buddy. So... So... So in... Okay, so the reason why... Wait, so more on that. So the Immuse and Park isn't doing well

or people are complaining? Yes. Oh my God. So she has to hijack the conversation to talk about something that was addressed in the movie that we already understand why the plot is what is, it's crazy, it's stupid, it's a terrible movie. But she's like, guys, did you realize this plot is stupid?

Like, yes, we did, June. You're not helping it out. I think what happened in early on episodes, she would say dumb things, and then Jason would goof on her. And now she's just leaning into it. Oh, I'm the dumpers. It doesn't get anything. All right. Yeah. She's playing two roles on this podcast. The one is like the aloof idiot, like you said, when she when she asked like what's a street fighter or talking about BBH. She wants to ask what's its mission and a really, really lean into that heavy and make fun of her because of that. And then she also sort of plays the mother at times too. It's like, now boys calm down. This is serious stuff. And you're right. She is not funny at all. Listen to play, I'm sorry, play it, play my number nine. I think Jason tries to set Paul and June up for

a joke, but listen to June's long-winded meandering an unfunny response. What is a gelical? I'm not kidding. What's a gelical? I think a gelical, because I want to say I didn't do any, I saw the movie, I didn't do any research on it. I really wanted to come here and just have like an authentic honest experience of the

motion. Yes, sir. I think. So I think a gelical cat is a cat that can be reincarnated. So I think a gelical cat is a cat that can live many, many lives. And once it's done with its like time on this earth, head out in the hot air balloon. And then, okay, so again, this is a comedy podcast. I cannot even believe it. Play the one right before that because it takes her forever to get out

a simple but also uninteresting and unfunny thought out. I cut out a little bit in the middle of this, but it takes her forever to just communicate a simple stupid message. Can I just have some? Wait a second. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. So, okay, because here's, I wanna start at the very beginning. I thought for sure, this is the narrative here, the story, what I'm gonna walk away with is gonna be so much more than about, like the story's gonna be much more than just about cats.

So here's what I have in my notes here, because this is what I don't understand. Why does June have so much confidence that she can interrupt funny comedians on the show to spit out nothing? Where does this confidence come from? The thing that we haven't pointed out yet, which people might not know,

is that all three of these people are actors who have been in TV shows and movies, they're successful Hollywood celebrities. And I can't figure out why Paul or June are successful in Hollywood. I don't see anything that they're doing that makes them talented. Here's another example of June interrupting someone

to ask a dumb question. We are now being taken to the moon to work as indentured servants. Okay, so then where does basketball play in? So Bugs Bunny then quickly comes up and playing goes, ah, you can't kidnap us unless you give us a shot or some bullshit. He writes it in like a fake rulebook. Yes, and tapes it in there very badly.

And then... She's asking a question that anyone who watched the movie would know the answer to and like I said at the beginning here they don't explain the part of the movie that's not the point of the show it's to goof on it I don't think she even knows that I don't think she knows what the point of their fucking show is because she's not there going Wait a second. Why do they play a basketball game the basketball game is the fucking movie moron Did you moron? Did you miss that part? She's been on hundreds of episodes of this show. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. what this show has become is just them talking over each other and pretending I know they're pretending to be having a good time. It's number 16. I mean, listen, I mean, when I say that, we're all in agreement. That's the best part. And I said, I said to you Paul last night, I'm sorry I'm screaming. No, I love that we're all pointing some, we're all doing it. It's the best. Oh, yeah, it's the bad people talking over Jother's the best. I don't know that that's the best thing about a podcast not being able to understand what anyone's saying This is one of those shows that people paid for this is one of those shows that eventually became free

But could you imagine spending your $15 you 25 you're 35 depending on how many households? I guess you have and this is the content that you're 35, depending on how many households I guess you have. And this is the content that you're given. No, I can't imagine that. And there was a time that I would have gone to see these guys if they had come to a theater near me because I really did enjoy their show. And now, one of the problems that I have with these people, I think that wokeness is the enemy of comedy. And I have a clip on here that I call woke

June. She's talking about in the movie Space Jam, the Mon stars steal the talent of professional basketball players in order to beat the loony tunes at this game of basketball. You following me, your press? Yes. So Charles Barkley loses his talent to a monster. And they're explaining what happened after he lost his talent. This is woke June. I also took issue with the fact that when they don't have talent, it seems like the barometer for that.

For us to really understand as an audience that they have lost their basketball talent is that, I mean, we understand why. And it's because they've lost to a bunch of girls playing basketball. And that was really upsetting. Yeah. Oh, it's just some claptor going for June's point about how they beat up on girl or they got beat by girls.

That means that they suck now. And then Paul of course agrees and I'll do it He just happened to find Women or young girl basketball players and I was like, okay. Yeah, it's no difference then but then in the next scene He's like I was beaten by girls. I was like, oh, well, okay Paul said fuck this movie because Charles Barkley was upset he got beaten by girls all right I'm gonna say something that's not controversial at all. Men are better at basketball than women are.

Professional NBA players will beat any woman team that you want to put together. And you can even go back through centuries of time and find the greatest athletes. And the guys who ride the bench for the fucking, I don't know, Celtics. I couldn't think of basketball game name. I don't know Celtics. I couldn't think of that's gonna fucking name. I don't want to see anything. When I'm getting deep for the

Boston site. I know. I couldn't think of one. I was gonna say the Wolverines. I'm like that's not even NBA. Alright anyway the point is this. That's fucking retarded. Guys are better at basketball than women. This is a well known fact. Stop being so goddamn woke that you're retarded. This is a cartoon. This is a well-known fact. Stop being so goddamn woke that you're retarded. This is a cartoon. This is a movie about cartoons. This is not a conversation that should even be had in discussing the movie because it's not funny. This isn't comedy what they're doing. If you play my number 17, they take a joke that would entertain my five-year-old for 20 minutes and they run it

into the ground laughing like it is. And they are professional actors slash comedians. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. I'm saying it's not. You're? It's not. What I'm saying is it's not. It is. It's not.

It's not, but... It's not. No, it'd be a sssss. Yes, not. There it is. It's not. God, the fake fucking laugh. Yes, yes, yes, not there it is God the fake fucking laugh I could not believe the Snot joke and how it kept coming up again and again and again over the course of two hours and it's like they've never said that before in their lives and they find it so hilarious and Not for nothing. I've never seen the movie cats,

but I watched the trailer. It is a pile of shit. There's so much to make fun of there. They could have had a lot of jokes. All they kept talking about were the same points over and over again. Are they humans or are they cats? Cause they seem to be walking in their hind legs

with the sometimes they are. And sometimes they are. Some of them were closed. Some of them don't work close. Are there ones that were not closed naked? Like, okay, we get it. There's other things to make fun of in this fucking movie and they kept railing on the same points over and over again.

Like, right now, I'm not talking about June's wokeness, I've already talked about that. I'm moving on. Actually, that's not true. Do you know about the Jane Club? Are you familiar with this? No, I know what that is. So, I don't like to get into things

outside of the podcast normally, but one of the reasons why this show has gotten so bad is because Paul and June are so woke and they're involved in all this nonsense. She co-founded this organization called The Jane Club, starting at $40 a month. I don't know what the tears are after that. Listen to their mission statement from their website and then listen closely, doc. I want you to explain with a few of these people, okay? As we strive to be the mother of all workspaces, we are committed to creating a culture wherein people can be

their whole selves across race, gender, sexuality, class, ability, and age, where they can share their work, their dreams, their fears, their grief, and their joy. A physical and a digital space where inclusiveness is instinctive and not instructive. That sounds terrible. That sounds like a horribly boring company. I don't even- What did I just read? Who are they?

What are they doing? What does that mean? That means nothing. I think it's a- We're not going to have? That means nothing. I think it's a, we're not gonna have any fun at all. I think it's a book club. I think it's a fucking book club if I'm not mistaken. Wait, what?

Yes. Yes, because there's like three main things that they do and the third one is like a book and a newsletter. Wait a book club where you can feel comfortable what, crying in front of other people, something like that. Something like that.

So I go on the who we are page and it shows all of the dozen women who are the leaders of this organization. And of course, they have to have their pronouns on there because that's so important in 2020 to know that. I'm sure. I'm sure. Every single woman's pronouns are she, her, hers. Yes, because you're women.

We get it. Why do you have to put that out there? If all of you are women and you all have female pronouns. So just to tie up this segment with a bow, this woke part, Paul's doing his mini episode. Oh God, those mini episodes. I tried to pull from one of those that I can't listen to this. I did it for a stug. Don't you worry. He's got a little segment on here that he likes to do. Alright, so you got nothing going on. Obviously, because you're listening to a fucking How did this get made mini episode? So, so what do you want to do with your time?

Paul will give you some advice on something that you can do. I'll tell you what has been really fun for me. I've been reading this great book called Cast about the cast system in America. It's written by Isabel Wilkerson, the invisible cast system. It's a great book. Oh, wow. What a fun read that must be from comedian Paul Scher.

Thanks for that advice. Let me read about the cat system in America. It sounds like he's reading that and I can picture June with a gun to his head behind him. Yes, you better understand. I mean, by the way, these people obviously feel very guilty that they're so well off because they're very well off.

They've had a lot of hit shows. They've been in a lot of movies and I think that they know they have no talent. And so they feel like, well, maybe it's because we're white. And maybe all white people should feel guilty about this. Well, in the cats episode, and I didn't clip it, but there's a part where June talks about, she's talking about knowing couples who live in different houses and still make their relationship work.

And she's like, we all know people like that. I'm like, I don't know anybody like that. I don't know. I mean, I got my mansion up in Seattle. I got my mansion in different scope. My wife stays at one place. We're not the same. Like, I don't know anyone who can afford multiple houses

and then live in separate rooms in those houses, then their spouse, it was so bizarre that she was like, yeah, there's just something everybody does, right? The other part that sucks about them being in the Hollywood group is that they can't be, they have to stay friends with everybody. So they can't really go after people. Here's an example of all

three of them telling us how much they love James Corden. I could talk for, I'm going to say one hour with uninterrupted simply about the James Corden musical number. Okay. I have an issue. I like James Corden a lot. I feel like they were like, this movie is not really working. Let's cut to him to kind of undercut the movie because he really just calls out like this ain't working. And I know it. It is, he is working.

And I also like James Corden. He is working so, so hard. Guys, it's a shitty part. He should have taken the part. It's a terrible movie. It's embarrassing. It's okay to calm out I mean James Gordon's the greatest. I mean, we all love James Gordon I'm obviously I want to get booked. I have never heard anyone under the age of like 60 say that they like James

Gordon like okay, once your a or p magazine comes in the mail I think it's okay to like share clips of his car karaoke online But it's like in the 90s like you never heard okay to like share clips of his car karaoke online. But it's like in the 90s, like you never heard anyone with an ounce of coolness say, yeah, you know what? I like Jay Leno. I think it shows pretty funny. Like I hate James Corden. Everybody hates James Corden. No, you know who likes James Corden is Howard Stern. And that should tell you everything right there. Did they vacation together? It's not probably. Probably. Probably.

So one of the problems with doing a podcast in a theater is that you treat it like a rock show rather than a podcast. How we doing Chicago? All right, balcony. He's coming out there. How are we doing Chicago? It reminded me of one of my favorite bands of all time. And we thought they knew how to rock and shout be voo.

But nobody rocks like Springfield. So because that was Jason Manzucas who was doing that, he does make up for it minutes later when he says this. Fuck this movie. Also, fuck you Chicago. So it actually made it all worthwhile. That actually does feed into my number 18 where Jason does his best patty C cups impression. Okay. Hey audience don't come at us. I don't need to hear from you.

I think that patty C got to send that verbatim. in that order. We played it out of the show. That's fucking funny. Let's get back real quick on June's stupidity. I have a couple clips that I want to play. The first one is about space jam. She's confused why the movie is called space jam. Why is this movie called space jam? So they're not in space jam. They are not in space jam.

How are they defining the word jam? What's a jam? What's a jam? Like an NBA jam? Let me ask you this. Maybe I'm with maybe a jam? Yeah. Oh, OK.

Oh, yeah. She didn't know that jam means slam dunk. Of course she did. Of course she did. This is all played for hilarious laughs. And she is the aloof individual on here. If you play my number 22 in this cat's episode, she tries and fails so miserably to do something just like this. And I was shocked after this line.

Jason didn't say that's the t-shirt. That's the t-shirt. Burn them up. I was surprised to see male cats. I actually, as I was watching this, I had the thought, like, are they male cats? That was the second clip I was going to play. That's exactly what I picked up on. I'm like, nobody is so stupid. No, but I think that all cats are female.

It wouldn't work that way. Just think through for a second and how that might work out. And it wouldn't. I kept this male cat. I didn't know there were mouth gats. Good one, June. Wow, you're the dumbest person ever exists. Neat. Congratulations. Listen, play my number 10 because I don't know why on some zoom call or wherever they're doing this, they feel like they're just trying to fill

time. And June tells a very boring story. I was regiust and Kathy Lee from first grade on. I would wake up on the summer. I would wake up at 8 a.m. Head to channel seven. I went this news. I would watch Lucy from eight to nine or eight to eight 30 or eight 30 to nine. And then watch Regis. Nate. Why is she so? And why does she feel like she has to get like the time of day that I love Lucy reruns played like 25 years ago? I'm not sure I think that she thinks she's interesting and This is something that happens to a lot of women because we pay attention to them when they're talking and they go

I must be saying something interesting. You're not You most certainly are not. I could assure you of that. All right, I have, I talked earlier about the fact that Paul is just a zero. He's not 100% a zero. He's a zero. He's not anti-comedy like June is,

but he's not interesting or funny. He's talking about Michael Jordan's acting here, and he's doing something that you would only know if you were watching him because he's in a theater, but he's not even getting anything from the crowd in the theater, so it's obviously not funny. It feels like the camera's like mounted on his chest. Like a lot of the times his head and neck

are arcing backwards. Like, like someone's dangling a knife at his throat, like, get back, I'm gonna get back. Um, it's so embarrassing. Here's another example of him trying to be funny, but it's not funny at all, and it's kind of just an annoying point. I would be a little bit offended

that they named a dog after me. Yeah. Like, they, Michael Jordan's dog is Charles Barkley, but like, the dog is named Charles. I'd be like, my fucker, I shut up to your movie. You named a dog after me. Fuck you, Michael. Go fuck yourself. Call that dog, Shaq. Boom! I take! What a lame observation that is. Oh, Lee. He would be offended that the dog was named Charles Barkley. Would you?

So, because these are all improv professionals, nobody picks up anything from that, there's nothing to say about it, and then he has to double down because no one's picking it up. I mean, seriously, you like, I thought that was offensive to Charles about it. And then he has to double down because no one's picking it up. I mean, seriously, you like, I thought that was offensive to Charles Mark. Wait, it's not. It's a pun. I think everybody understands how puns work. Yeah, it's a terrible, terrible movie that made one pun that is possibly somewhat entertaining. And that's your problem with this movie. That's the hill you're going to die on,

I know. I know. What a lame observation to make. This is the thing I wrote down in my notes while I was watching this movie. Why? That's not the thing that we can be talking about. I have recently come to the conclusion that Paul is like the whole of this group and it really came to a head. My number 14, I'm not saying June's very funny, but she and Jason are imitating the way that the songs are sung in this terrible cats movie. And Paul comes in and just kind of ruins it and then sort of realizes he ruins it, so he stops and lets them keep going.

Best of the movie is people talking like this and saying, Jellicle, saying, this is a musical, this is a musical, the ball we have is tonight, magic is the musical Revolve is tonight magic engine Here we go up and down here we go I'm like me Oh

Here we go You are The old fish now I'm wearing a necklace It's so embarrassing Oh Paul Oh, Paul. Oh, man. Wow.

You know what? I'm actually excited about this. These guys are making a fantastic living and podcasting. That's how easy it is to be a professional podcast or you can just make nonsense noises and embarrass yourself. And people will pay 15 bucks to watch you do it live. That's amazing. I mean, you can make jokes about Snot for 10 minutes

of a two hour podcast and it works. Now, there is one point that I thought was pretty funny. If you play me number 19, like low hanging fruit and juvenile humor sometimes lands, I know I just made fun of them for the Snot joke, but I did chuckle at this. I like musicals because I think I have my first make out during a musical.

What musical were you and your mom seeing? Oh my God, that's pretty good. That is good, Jason's quick, Jason's very funny. He brings the funny. He is the Waka Waka on this show, if you will. Another thing that they do in the show, and I don't know how much they do it nowadays, but they would go into the audience

and let the audience ask questions about the move. And the audience asks dumb questions that don't lead to comedy as in this example. And my question is, did you notice that at the end of the game, they flash to the scoreboard and they're down 10 points and he's like, all right, get the ball to me and then, they flash to the scoreboard and they're down 10 points and he's like, all right, get the ball to me and then it goes back to the scoreboard and then they're just down two points.

I did notice that, that is a big thing on the internet. So Paul Schier goes on for two or three minutes about, yeah, that was a mistake and they probably could have fixed it because it's just animated and they could have gone in. Someone should have noticed it. Thank God for Jason Matsuukas. I not only didn't notice, I don't give a fuck. Fuck.

I'm telling you, this guy, if he was teamed up with someone who was relatively interesting to hear from, he would have the greatest podcast of the world. I don't know what Jason is doing with these two dots. I don't know what he's doing either. And I feel like my number 15, I chop this up and it's taken out of contents. But I feel like this might be an actual conversation

that Jason and Paul have had about the future of the podcast. I don't have anything left to give. Well, we can end it. No, it's fine. Yes. It's fine. it's fine. Yes. It's fine. It's fine. That's what I realized after listening to two hours of the last episode, it's fine. I have a quick ISO that I know I threatened this a lot, but this might stay on the board. I'm not kidding. I don't know what you

just said. That could be said a lot after June goes on one of her nonsensical tirades about nothing. Yeah. Here's another reason why doing live shows in theaters for a podcast, sometimes is obnoxious. June. I'm sorry. I'm distracted. I'm... Grown Man just walked down the aisle in a diaper.

I'm sure that was a lot of fun for everybody around the Gr man in the diaper, but for me listening to a podcast, not that exciting. Not that interesting. Yeah, if now the cats one they did through diaper, whatever, I don't know what they did through, but I'm sure they're sharing their screens. You can see them and I'm sure that that's helpful. But if you play number six, this is a, this is a small part of them basically watching a DVD extra. This was three minutes straight of this podcast. Take a look at a little bit of cat school. Oh God, do we have to?

If you told me I was gonna get to go to cat school every day for work. What? And I'm like, how does a human go trading, okay? It went on and on. For three minutes, I clocked it. And they're not really interrupting, they're not talking over it. We're just listening to this.

Yeah, I have an example of this too from the show in Chicago, because sometimes they'll play clips from the movie, which is fine if it's dialogue, because then you can get into it. Oh, remember this conversation or this part of the movie. They're playing clips of some type of pret fall or something here. Let's see what happens here. EEG, the pre-flex test. They all did their own stunts. What's crazy is that this-

I thought that was a pretty good stunt though. Yeah. I also didn't see it coming. I didn't see it coming. I didn't see it coming. It was funny. Let's watch it again, Paul. EEG. I mean, that's pretty good.

We played again and watched Patrick Ewing. So they keep playing this clip over and over again. That's some visual gag that I don't know what the fuck it is. And Juness to interrupt people to tell them to play it again. Patrick Ewing is so slow. This is good. Patrick Ewing is so slow. This is good. Patrick Ewing, you owe him more time. No, stop playing it.

We get it. It's crazy. Because they'll do it from time to time and they'll even acknowledge and they'll say, this isn't gonna work for the audio medium, the people out there listening, it's not gonna work. But to play something three to four times in a row and to keep that in the final cut of an episode, they even entire team working for them and pulling

clips and finding the movies and editing this, I don't understand why some of this stuff gets to the final episode. Because the audience doesn't give a shit for some reason. The audience eats this up. I think that there's probably a lot of people like you and me and Tony from Heck the Movies who I want to bring on who used to be fans of the show and then just got really tired of how lazy they are. And how little effort they put into being entertaining or funny and with that segue, I want to bring Tony from Heck the Movies on the show

Tony what's happening buddy? Hey, what's up? What is up? This this sucked this was like I was depressed all day I Like like you guys I used to love this show. Yeah, like I listen to me and I was a big fan of the league the show They had an effect or yeah Until season five or, we just forgot wildly on funny the league was great. Yeah, I think it I I still thought it was okay But yeah, they if they had gone on like another season or two what a sucked Can I tell you the 20s character on the league was Jason Madzucas. Yeah, Raffi obviously You know, it's funny. Paul Sheer, he's kind of like his character from the show now. Like he became that character. He's

inseparable. Yeah. So I haven't listened in a few years because they were getting like super political at one point. Yeah. They had that thing called the big hundred where they were trying to get people to do some shit in the community. And I'm like, what the fuck am I supposed to do on this podcast? So I haven't listened in a few years, and I checked it out. I listed the cats episode first.

And right away we have, all right, fuck Ear Wolf, by the way. Yeah. So every episode now starts off with a plug for a different Ear Wolf show. Do you play my number one? Right now on earwolf, Bill and I, the science guy and Ophira, Eisenberg joined the game on fake the nation to discuss combating climate change and their mutual love of Canadian cereal.

For more, follow at earwolf on social media. Happy listening. That's the worst promo. We're going to talk about climate change and cereal we used to eat. With Bill and I, the science fucking guy. She's like, that was so fucking bad. So I'm jumping back in.

And also the lack of energy from that woman to start that is crazy. Listen, you should look for her. Does it maybe be the new review girl. She's way crazy. So did I, did I forget something ear wolf was like a network of comedians who had podcasts, right? You used to be, yeah. What the fuck, Bill Knight, the science guy in serial and it's being read by a sleepy broad. I was so fucking cringey. And then the ad reads have gotten worse. Like the

ad reads were pretty bad back in the day. Yeah, but they have gotten worse. They plug this thing called better help. Yeah, which was, which they're still plugging a few years ago. They got it was like the service where you could like call to talk to a quote professional. If you were depressed and shit and it turns out that it wasn't actually professionals and they got a lot of trouble Paul reads this ad and I swear to God he's crying. Can you play my number two? If you think you may be depressed or you're feeling overwhelmed or anxious better help online counseling offers Licensed professional therapists who are trained to listen and help with

anything and it could be loss it could be loss. It could be relationship conflicts, could be anger or self esteem. They are a full service organization to find you a perfect partner. This is in the middle of like what's supposed to be a funny comedy show. So wait, and then you get reminded of loss and depression. You're telling me that some rando on the internet isn't a licensed therapist. By the way, okay, my number three, they picked the most, I know they used this promo code for everything, but they should have changed the promo code for this.

Can you play number three? Better help online is taking away the stigma of not addressing your own adopt. Get in there, figure it out. It is worth it. You're going to feel so much better for it. Better help is a affordable option for our listeners and they'll get 10% off the first month with a discount code of bonkers as B.O. and Keith The definition of bonkers is man or crazy

So you're trying to sell this to people who are depressed and have poor mental health and the promo code is fucking bonkers What could it fucking believe that like just change just for this one ad change the promo code. Yeah. Yeah. It's funny. You should bring that up because early on when they first had them as an advertiser and Paul read that, he even acknowledged it. He was like, well, that doesn't sound right.

We should probably change that. They changed it. Yeah. And if he one thing, if he was doing like a jockey kind of ad for it, he's like pretending to cry and shit. So yeah, the last thing for it, he's pretending to cry and shit. So yeah, the last thing for cats, they don't have to do much research. My number four, they're talking about how they did the cats. So here's my question, what part of their costumes do you think is CGI?

Obviously, they're taking out genitalia. But sometimes I thought they weren't because there are times where the male cats are just sort of in shadows down there. Well, I'm guessing, just like in my kind of, if I'm thinking practically in terms of making this movie, my guess is everybody

is wearing like a green screen jumpsuit. No, I think they're wearing is CG. I think they're wearing actually a little bit of cat fur. We're, but I mean, because I think it's all fine. I think head wise, I think their makeup is done, but I think everything below the neck is CG. Hey, let's prove that we've done zero prop.

And we're not prepared to talk about this movie. By the way, the entire time that was playing, I googled cats movie behind the scenes, clicked the images, and I found it right away. They could have literally just pulled out their phone and just searched it and they would have gotten their answer. The majority of the podcast is them arguing about this and near the very end,'re like, oh yeah Jason was right, it is just green screen. I was like no shit, I didn't do any research, I watched a preview and I knew that. Yeah.

It's not like the speculation is fun or interesting or funny, they're literally having a debate about it. Right. No, I think it maybe they did it this way, I don't know, maybe they did it that way. Okay. And I listened to two more episodes. So I listened, okay, maybe they did it that way. Okay. And I listened to two more episodes. So I listened, okay, are they do these air on something else first

and then come out months later? Well, they do the live thing. So I guess, I don't know if it's months, but I think they can get to watch it live. You know what, and I don't know the answer exactly, but I did just listen to a little bit of the episode that came out today and you're talking about Halloween. Yeah. Yeah. So I listened to, um, it's called Love's Labor Lost. Yeah. Uh, it's a kind of, it's an overly ambitious Kenneth Branofilm. And I'm about

to review a different Kenneth Branofilm. So like, all right, let me check that out. Uh, this is my favorite. Uh, June, June, it makes the admits that she't act. She shits on the actors in the movie for not being Shakespearean enough, but then admits that she didn't get into the Shakespearean school. It's my number six. And he is. Wow. He has a handle and a command of the language that not every actor in this movie does. And I appreciated it. I mean, I appreciated it. I heard it. And by the way, I don't either. I auditioned for Rada. I did not get in. I was not accepted.

And by the way, the one actor she's shitting on is Alicia Silverstone, who was in June shitty movie, asked backwards. So I thought that was pretty funny. All right. Well, good for her. Yeah.

And then my last clip, because you already talked about that Jane, they tricked me with that Jane club shit. Yeah, it wasn't labeled mini so I started listening. I'm like, no, no, I listened to their break into episode. And like June is insane. She's like trying to rationalize the shitty break dancing movie. And of course, she figured out a way to work her politics into it.

It's my number seven. By the way, it also seemed that that shopping center was so large. If they would have had to take it out all the housing around there too, like, that would have been the staple center. Yeah, I can't. By the way, no, the time. No, I mean, I mean, Los Angeles has been sold off to developers. And it's one of the reasons why I am voting for Nithia Rahman for LA City Council. Absolutely. Because our current councilman, David Rue has has is literally that character in the movie who has sold off the city to developers. It's it's so fucking cringe these days. I don't know how I was ever a fan of this.

Since you played that clip at the end of the cat's one, Paul has to work his politics into it by talking about the clothing that he's wearing. Anything else that you all want to plug, I'm wearing a hat that says vote, and here in the States. Here's, I'll say that, yeah. He's wearing a hat that says vote. Thank God Paul Sheerah's reminding me to vote

because nobody else was. Yeah, no. I didn't get one thing to remind you, the voting was important. Except for politics. Yeah, I was wearing a fucking hat. And also, I think it's important to note that this episode, while it was recorded or sky-per-zoom or whatever, whenever that was, this came out two weeks ago.

That's a very good point. And I also want to point out that they're very concerned about COVID, but I didn't realize this There's one way that guarantees you will never get sick. Please wear a mask everybody. Please wear a mask Please wear mask. They think that the only people who get sick are the ones who are like fuck that I'm going to Walmart without my mask I'm shit now I'm dead. It's like this how this works you fucking morons like if I were just wear a mask We'd all right anyway. I don't want to get the political talk. I mean, I've barricaded themselves in their households. This is so apparent.

Jason is still the best of them. But like even him at the beginning of cats, he's talking about his like mental state. And I think it's like, I don't think it's a joke. He seems to not be taking like quarantine very well. It seems to be freaking out about it. Yeah, they're losing work. And it's, this isn't good for anybody. Everyone's freaking out about it.

So how are they losing, how are they losing money? They just, they have 17 goddamn ad-brains. Well, that's true. They're doing all right. I'm just saying that it's been acting gigs, probably, as they're used to or selling out theaters. But yeah, they're probably making more money because instead of just selling out a theater in LA,

they can actually sell $15 tickets to the entire world. Yeah, they, you know what's sad? Like, I remember when it was just in the studio then they started doing the theater stuff. And the theater stuff was okay, but like these days, like they need the theater or this show doesn't work. It's, they, they they they they them by themselves.

They just they forget the reviewing movie and they just have conversations like the newest episode. They go on for like 10 minutes about like auditioning for roles and talking about auditions. I think they forgot they were doing a show and just talking about an acting chick. They probably are saving money. I assume that Paul and June were able to fire the hordes of people that were raising

their children for them. Wow. No, it's kind of personal. They sound like they hate each other. They've got it. They were like, I was shocked that they're still together because they sounded pretty bad when I was still listening, but they just have nothing but resentment for each other and seeing us. All right. I think we got it. We got to move on. I think we've done a good job of

analyzing real quick. Carly, you know, I don't really like to plug things, but you want to know. You want to know what you're up to. Can you please tell the listeners of the B.C. team? I think I'm going to plug some stuff. If you want to know more about cats, me and Tab from years where I don't get, we did a Cats commentary track a little bit ago on my Patreon. Check out my show talking about tapes on my YouTube channel, hack the movies and Carl, I have a Godzilla podcast.

Oh, Jesus, I heard you talking about this. Yeah, Castile versus the pod monster. I think that's a pretty good Godzilla podcast name. Please check it out one day. For the love of God, don't review it. I'll podcast name. Please check it out one day. For the love of God, don't review it. I'll kill myself. Please check it out one day. I'd like to have you on.

It's a boy awesome. And yeah, I'd love to come on. And Tony, thank you for coming on WTP and bringing it today. Yeah, no problem. Thank you. Well done. I'm talking to you. All right.

Bye. Yeah. The reason why the little tongue and cheek shit there is Tony went on the dick show and only promoted himself. He didn't have a conversation about anything. It was like the silly superiority I've ever heard somebody going out of the person show and just the entire time talked about, yeah, I got this YouTube channel. We're doing this new thing about Godzilla. It's like, all right, I can go see. Wow, he's like a regular Chad Zuma on your pantry. Something like that.

The amount of times that guy brought up his Patria, I was, I was laughing. It was so preposterous. Yeah, we got some fun things to talk about with Chad Zuma and the following out with him and Stuttering John. But I wanted to give you a chance because you have more clips here. Is there anything else you wanted to play from how did this get made? Not really. There's a couple good Jason things here, but I want to, I want to play this because I thought this was absolutely, this was so telling of what Junis trying to do and the fact that Jason and Paul kind of had enough of this. June

tries to drag Paul and Jason is not playing along. Play my number 11. Paul thought that that main cat was Taylor Swift for an hour and 15 minutes. I didn't think it for that long, but at the beginning, that's, I thought it because I still should get in the movie. But I think it is. But yeah, I thought it for almost the entirety of the movie. I see you think it was the minute. The minute she spoke with a British accent, I was like, there is no way this is terrible. Or when she was dancing around that point. Like, she thought that was going to get such a laugh.

Can you believe that Paul thought that Taylor Swift was in this movie for that long? I could see her building it up in her mind. This is going to kill Jason's going to jump all over him. It's good, nothing, nothing. They never talked about it again the her mind. This is gonna kill Jason's gonna jump all over him. It's good nothing, nothing. They never talked about it again the entire episode. It's such a failure. Isn't Taylor Swift in this movie? She is, but I think it's a great set.

So why is that so crazy? He thought this cat was Taylor Swift, but it was actually this fucking cat. Like okay, they're just a dress like cats. Yes, they all look the same. They all have whiskers. Like okay, great. He thought it was somebody else hilarious tune

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Saw on Twitter what Chris's response To us was and I'll read it to you. This is the tweet. They got me very riled up on Sunday night He says these at who are these pod motherfuckers literally picked the one episode of Notes of a Goon where I was fighting an infection on my face and we had audio issues in a studio we don't regularly use. Shows only got 15 episodes you couldn't just listen to the first one boo. That's what? Wait a second, you're telling me there's rules to how I was supposed to review your show. I didn't know about these rules You shithead also a face infection is he using the same razor on his balls as his face?

Very good call back to man skates.com. He's the promo code W-A-T-P for 20% off in free shipping. That's correct So I listened to this episode of notes of a go where they address us and Let me just say these guys are not good at riffing. Now what they did was they acknowledged that we reviewed their show, but they hadn't listened to it yet. Maybe they recorded it before I put it out. I think that's probably what happened. So they haven't listened to it yet, but they're going to rip on me and here's them riffing.

How are you going to have the name Carl? First of all, who is actually nobody's name Carl? With a canoes. Carl Marx? What are you a communist? Fuck you, yeah. Yeah. I gotta say, that is not good chemistry.

I mean, no one's name Carl. Oh, it's with a canoes. That's stupid. Well, Carl Marx is name that. Well, maybe this guy's a communist. Wow. Great jokes, guys. The set of yourself told off, man. Yeah, well, I this guy's a copy dust. Wow. Great jokes guys. I said to yourself told off.

Yeah, well, come put me in my place. Yeah, I don't get it. They ask you to review your their show. Yeah, you do that. And then they come at you like that's not the way to get a regular guest spot on this show. You have to play along. Yes, that's right.

That's right. Chris from Brockwood. So he's going to remind everyone that he's the one that asked to be reviewed. I emailed them when we first dropped all that batch of shows. Yeah. So that's 10 weeks ago. Right. We're backed up, buddy. I'll be honest with you. I have a document that's a hundred pages of people who have sent in suggestions that I go through very regularly to figure out what we're gonna do next.

So the fact that we even did your show at all, we're not gonna do it immediately when you send me a suggestion. And he wanted me to do his first show. I would never do somebody's first show I think I have, but I tried not to do somebody's first show because it's not gonna be your best. You're gonna get better.

That sounds unfair, yeah, exactly. You know, I don't think that that's fair to do do that but apparently that was supposed to be the rule that I did not follow for them the shows a new show just listen to the first one first of all and then they complained to the newest episode of the show is three hours long let's just listen to first one that's the shortest one we did 45 minutes explains the show I'm sorry fucking you you got three hours for Rogues you know I'm three hours for Chris from Brooklyn one of the you know I'm sorry, fucking you got three hours for Rogues. You know I'm three hours for Chris from Brooklyn. One of the, you know what, that's it.

You know what, it's because they're racist. They didn't want to listen to my interview with Dee last week. A tit. Okay. I didn't know what Rakes Dee was, but I didn't want to listen to your interview with Dee. That is correct. You got that right. It was very difficult to sit through your podcast.

Three hours is too long. You mentioned Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan can have a conversation with someone for three hours and keep it interesting and compelling and moving along. You two cannot. So far. So far from what I can tell. But what do I know?

I'm just an expert on podcasting. Yeah, I'm sure it's going to radically improve. So then this guy, Mike, the producer here at the sidekick talks about how we emailed him. I don't think hot carl is fucking smart. Like he doesn't record until. I hope so you emailed them back. They reached out to you and told you because I didn't know what episode they were doing.

They just told me that they emailed me and they go, you're next. And I go, great, I've been being shit it on for doing this for fucking 12 years. I don't care. First off, something I want to point out that I've been documenting shitted on for doing this for fucking 12 years. I don't care. First off, something I want to point out that I've been documenting on this show. Everyone who says they don't care cares every single time. I don't even care that they're reviewing. I mean, it's fine. They can pick on me. I mean, I can take it.

Yeah, obviously can't. Your first impulse was to send out a tweet before you even listen to the show. Well, they picked the wrong show. And it wasn't the show they thought that we did. We did the most recent episode, which is what we typically do. What are they doing right now? Let's talk about that.

They thought I did the show before that, which I didn't. And we didn't make fun of audio issues. And we didn't make fun of whatever shit was going on in this guy's face. We made fun of the fact they can't talk and they're not interesting. Although Crowe's or thought they were hilarious.

If I were God. Oh, he loved those guys. Not anything about it. But I want to point out that I did not email Mike. Jody B was conversing with Mike back and forth. And Jody B, I love you. Jody's for the Pope always podcast. Does not represent who are these podcasts. Jody B is offering this guy guest spots up my show.

But no, no, no, that's not in this works. So anyway, just so you know, I was not the no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And I really have never listened to their show. I just know that people like it. I know people like it. That's why you submit. I mean, did you not listen to the episode that they did on a... No. Louis? I literally have never listened to an episode of their show. Really? No, why would I listen to a show about shows?

Because I... Because it's a roast. Have you ever watched a roast? The jokes are about a person. Why would I want to listen to someone talk about a person? Because it's funny roast. Have you ever lost your roast? The jokes are about a person. Why would I want to listen to someone talk about a person? Because it's funny. That's why. And I love that he goes,

did you listen to that one show? And he already knew he was talking about Louis Tegomas. Because that's their boyfriend. It's the only guy they ever talk about in the show is Louis Tegomas. And the idea of saying, I've never listened to the show. Why would I possibly do that?

Yet I reached out to them and asked them to review our show. Yeah, that's crazy. It's kind of dumb, right? Makes me think that because from book ones kind of dumb. And I mean, it does make sense then kind of that they might not have known what they were in for. At least when I asked you to do mine, I was 100% on board.

I love the show so much. And I was like, I know they're gonna make fun of me so badly, and I want to hear it. Well, you would think you would have a good sense of humor about yourself. If you submit your own show, I was shocked that this is the way that these guys responded to this. I was shocked. Because there are those people, I think Doug from Who's Right is one of them, who thinks that I'm going to be like, well, typically I'd make fun of these shows, but these guys, they got to figure it out. You know, it's just not going to happen.

Yeah, you can't all be Michael Rapoport. Everybody's Michael Rapoport. Thank you. That is true. I've talked about this a few times here. The Drew and Mike show out of Detroit. They have an excellent show. I go on there every other week

and do a regular segment on there. They recently had Jason Ellis on their show. So Drew reached out to me, he's like, do you have any questions for Jason Ellis? And I was like, yeah, I wanted to know more about that Stuttery John interview that he did. So they asked him about Stuttery John

and this is Jason Ellis's take is take on stutter joe stuttering john is a moron yep i really but you know i'm not creating but i don't want to be near him that's all i'm saying well it was laughable watching him fix his screen for about twenty minutes while you said they're patiently yeah i don't i don't even remember that part. Yeah, Jason Dallas, like, Suddor and Jonathan Moron, and so do I. Gaggy, yeah. Stuttering John did a beer on the balcony show, which is just for his subscribers on Patreon and YouTube, and not for anybody else except for he does it live for everybody else.

And I have clips from this show that are outrageous. John is obsessed with who are these five. He thinks I'm obsessed with him. Oh, this guy talks about me. I never seen a lot of this on. This is your assessment me, dude. That's why this is happening. I want to start off with him talking about

how many people are watching his show. All right, you got 10 people in here that should be more, but I'm not gonna, you know, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna complain. He said, 10 people watching him live. There should be more, this is supposed to be just for subscribers. At the, at the, that was the beginning of the show, at the end of the show, he's taking questions from people. And this is a brilliant question. So unless you thought that, oh, that was just

the beginning. So more and more people showed up over time. Not quite. Zach Hart, why are there only 18 people watching, John? Zach, because these are only shows for the subscribers. Yes, that's precisely correct. The reason why there's 18 people watching is because it's only for subscribers. That's so pathetic, John. Do you not realize how bad that sounds? You can't get more than 18 subscribers watching your show.

And also saying that, you know, when he said there's 10, there should be more that shock in me because there should be less than 10 people watching it. Yeah, there's 10 people and three of them are moderators. And six of them are trolls. There's like what, I think it's sisters, the only person in there watching it because they're interested in what he has to say. Oh, you know, she just turns to it and then leaves the room and doesn't want to read

or something like that. Yeah, she's probably got some bot on there that asks random questions every five minutes. That's exactly what she's engaged. So this is somebody gives him some advice because he's kind of down on the fact that there's only 10 people watching. And they say, well, you know, John,

you're doing this at noon or three or whenever the fuck he does it, I don't know. And maybe if you did it later in the evening and people get home from work, they'd be able to watch it. Can you guess Doug why he cannot possibly do that? Because he's fucking smashed by that time. Oh, let's find out. Oh, some of us still work a real job

and I'm not available to you on these early shows. Any chance to win shows later in the evening I bet you would get better live views. Good point. That's a good point. I should definitely take that into consideration, although at that time I'll be inebriated. So stay sober one fucking day because you're doing a show you moron. He's like, well, I can't possibly accommodate everybody else's schedule.

I'm intoxicated. I do like the nice dig of that first thing. Like, some of us actually have real jobs. I love that you knew exactly what he was going to say. And I also love that John can't figure out that there's possibly another solution to that. Like, well, how can I possibly do a show at seven o'clock at night? I'm back home from the bar and I'm black out drunk.

What do you expect me to do? I gave work the equipment at that point. I'm blackout drunk. What do you expect me to do? I gave work the equipment at that point. He's a bad boy. So he gets on Kevin Brennan. Do you know what Kevin Brennan is? No, I don't. I don't even know who Jason Ellis is. Jason Ellis does Forza Talk radio near me

and for the longest time I was like, why is anybody talking about this guy on WATP? Jason Ellis was on Serious XM for 15 years as he had his own channel. Listen, I don't pay attention to things. Well, what's interesting about Jason Ellis right now is he was just fired from Sirius XM and it came as a surprise to I think everybody. I know that he didn't see it coming at all. So that was kind of interesting.

I've heard him on Howard Stern a few times. He's Not make up a tea, but he's an interesting character. No, so I didn't mean to sidetrack you It's just I should know this thing and I should have explained to Jason. I was talking radio guy from Philly I don't I don't get the appeal. Yeah, it's that's not who it is. This guy is from Australia. He's a professional skateboarder Anyway So he's talking to skateboarder. Anyway. Yeah. So he's talking to Kevin Brennan. Now, Kevin Brennan host this show called Misery Loves Company and Chad Zumak is also on that show.

So Kevin and Chad are buddies and they start talking about Zumak, who this is a longer clip, but tell me to pause it at any time and I might stop it a few times. I actually sent this over to Chad yesterday when I heard this. There's a lot of Chad Zumaq talk on here. And I'm not going to mention names yet. If the what happened with freaking Chad Zumaq,

I don't want any problems. You know, people threatening my guests, which is really illegal. It is blackmail. It's extortion John is claiming that Chad Zumak was booked to be on his show and then said People are threatening me so I can no longer go on the show. I'll carry out of this How is that extortion though? That's what I'm confused about. I was a blackmail. I don't know We'll get into the video with those words me. No, he has no idea This is a guy who's tried to sue serious ex-savvy doesn't have a blackmailer And you know and I don't blame Chad. I'm not mad at Chad. Don't get me wrong

But you know I can't what he says that because I got a text from Chad earlier this week that said well now jobs mad at me What he says that because I got a text from Chad earlier this week that said well no, John's mad at me You know they threaten a family member, you know something like that Okay, I get it, you know, he says it as a need of his life. I Don't either Chadsey You know and I'm just gonna say that You do another person show who bases his whole show on trash in me. No, he's not mad.

But he sounds a little best. Because Jett W.H.T.P recently, but he's not doing a John show. I don't know. And all his fans threaten my family, but that's okay. Wait a second. W-A-T-P fans, threaten John's family. Should I not have done that? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

See now he's gonna pull that out because it's proof. This is what these guys are doing cause he's fucking humorless. Seems can't hit the critical, but I'm not trashin' because everybody has their, everybody has their priorities. I'm just saying where does it end? You know, don't let the trolls win.

Just like don't negotiate with a terrorist. You know, if they're gonna try and bully you and scare you, then you're doing anyway. So John is saying, Chad should come on my show Despite these threats that he's getting to show them whose boss and John I hate to break this to you. Chad doesn't want to talk to 10 people on YouTube Kevin Brennan didn't want to This is not a good gig to pick up. Let's talk to a drunk-settering John in front of 10 people and Potentially can be made fun of our w-a-tp Who'd want to do that? in front of 10 people and potentially can be made fun of our WATP.

Who would want to do that? Because I know. I might look into this. It's insane that this guy accepts the idea that Chad just turned it down because he was threatened by listeners of WATP and has nothing to do with the fact that I am terrible at hosting a show. Because you can't let yourself be bullied by trolls. But listen, I'm not badmouthed,

because everyone has their own choices. You know, it's not to, you know, I just think, I mean, somebody saying that he said that, that he was never booked, that's a lie. Because he was, he was booked through me on DM and through Sean, hockey Canada 25. Well, that's a really sophisticated system. They have there to book guests. All right, here's the here's the second time they bring up Chad. And now he's brought on Kevin

Brennan out of the show and listen to how bored Kevin is with this conversation about Chad. Kevin, I have to say I really appreciate you doing the show. I don't know, I know you have Chad Zumaq on your show. Yeah. Okay, now Chad has been very good to me. Like he goes on all the shows and they try and get him to trash me. Like their goal is to, like, do you hear how bored Kevin is?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he brings out a guest and immediately makes it about him. Suddory Jen, it's not about you all the time. If you're going to bring on Kevin Brennan, he wants to be funny. He wants to be compelling and entertaining. Like, yeah, you know, Chad Zubak is right. Listen to what's going on with me.

And Chad Zubak. There's a little bit of me that wants to come on W-H-P again. And the whole time just to think of, yeah. Yeah, that's my job. Right. Okay. Like, like, like, their goal is to like Anthony Cumia.

Right. Like, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with Cumia. I'm like, you would have better insight. But like Cumia will have Chad on and trying to bait Chad into Trash. I mean, Chad's like, I don't have a problem with John. And then Kumi will yell at Chad and I'm like, what is Kumi's problem? I mean, I never had a real issue with them.

I mean, besides that I'm a liberal and he's a white supremacist. I don't know what it is. I mean, he gets mad at Chad Chad genuinely matter. He's just playing Oh, man, he was giving Chad shit because Chad wouldn't trash me. God bless Kevin Brennan Because this guy's breaking it. I was well hold on a second. Do you think that they're really mad at each other? He's had Chad Zumaq on the show multiple times since this. He's not mad at Chad Zumaq. He's busting his balls It's called ball Boston John. It's something you don't not understand at all as you might he's busting his balls. It's called ball Boston John It's something you don't understand at all. You're the worst best

This is a world that John has constructed in his mind is terrifying And he lives on it sounds like the most terrifying place no wonder he drinks himself to sleep every night Yeah, because he thinks that everyone is out to get on me, doesn't understand that all of these people he's talking about are entertainers trying to be entertaining. Poor Kevin said they're going, well, do you think maybe he was just trying to like, bus balls and it's just part of his show that he does? Like, does Stuntary John think that Anthony Cumia

is calling up Chad Zumak after the show around a Saturday morning going, do you think Stuntary John sucks? Just say it, say Stuntary John sucks. Like, anything doesn't fucking care. Nobody actually cares about you, John. Nobody. And then what is that the last time he was on? I think so. And then Chad didn't trash me on that fucking idiot, Joe Carla, you know, that podcast guy, you know, who tracks pods. Yeah. Kevin, he, like that guy devotes 10 to a half hour just on me every show.

Yeah, it's fucking gold. It's the best part in the show right now. I love it. By the way, I want to point out that Chad has told me he regrets sticking up for Stuttering John. This is one of his bigger grunts in life was doing that. And John is like praising him for it. That wasn't a smart move on his part.

And he said that he was trolling, which means he doesn't actually think that our John is a great guy. I just think it's hilarious that he got so much shit just for sticking up for someone. Just for sticking up for someone. You're like, what? Why would you do that? Really?

I mean, talk about an obsession, you know? And when I get it back and up, listen the Kevin's response when John talks about how we talk about it every show. To what? Half hour just on me, every show. Really? I mean, it couldn't be more bored with this conversation. Like, Kevin printed this in Caravan Hore, he's podcasting, he doesn't care about center

of shots. Like, what are we talking about? Half of it is that he's bored, but half of the really is also like why would anyone do this? Like why would anyone talk about you for any period of time? John, if you pretended you didn't care, we would have moved on by now. You're so stubborn. Talk about an obsession, you know? And you know, and then they'll go and then share will go on that fucking that fat pig Gums, you know that Chrissy Mad Domaz chair, right. Yeah, and then and then and then they're all trying to get Chad to trash me

But Chad's being loyal to me and he's not trashing me. Yeah, and he's getting threats I try to get him on today. I wanted I wanted you guys to trash Chrissy and, because I know you guys have a common enemy with them. So I thought it'd be funny. And I could just lay back. Because I got my stomachs a little something today. I was going to cancel on you, but I learned from SD at the commis sellers.

It's just better to just do it, because it's not worth the aggravation, you know. Kevin just said I don't even want to be here. Yeah. Two-studded John. And so, I'm trying to cut them out for another hour after that. He just said, I- That's insane. Dude, Doug, if you came out here and you're like, I'm actually not feeling really good, I kind of wanted the cancel. I'm like, dude, that's fine. Go. I got, I got 20 from heck, the movies. Oh wait, hold on. I can just say that? Yes! Oh, okay.

Could you imagine, I'm like, fuck you, we're doing the show. I've been muting my mic, people getting into a bucket when I couldn't just laugh? Yes. And you want, I am not holding people against their will. I think I was basically like, I wanted to get Chad on, so I can just get the fuck out of here. I don't want to be here at all. He has made it very clear

at this point. He does not want to be on this show. Instead of being John just plows through that pretends it didn't happen. It continues to talk about himself and Chad, this is more of the Chad drama. So Chad was booked on this show, right? Yeah. You know, doing, you know DM and, you know, I'm like, can you do the show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he tells my producer Sean, I'll do the show. Then he sounds like they were badgering him, doesn't it?

He's like, yeah, you know, we're messaging him and messaging him and messaging him. And then he says, yeah, I'll do the show. He cancels because he goes, some guy threatened to give out my aunt's address. All right, does this sound real? He cancels, because someone guy was gonna dox his aunt. Ha, ha, ha, ha. That's the end. I know earlier, we joked about better help,

but I guarantee you, this is what those counselors here constantly, like this is what they hear. I was going to dox my aunt or a countdown. That's who you should be talking to. He needs to talk to some sort of professional psychiatrist or something. He really does need help and it's hilarious, but it's kind of super scary sometimes. John probably works the phones at better help. It's kind of super scary sometimes. John probably works the phones at better health. It's probably what he does for his day job.

Ah, y'all, what's up? What the, what's up? Oh, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, goes, if you do Stuttering John show, I'm gonna give out your answer to this. And then Chad said, I don't need to shit. I can't do your show, you know, I don't need my aunt shit out there. Okay, you know, I respect that. But Kevin, I mean, that kind of,

that first of all is it's blackmail. And, but at some point, like, when does that end? Like, you know, if he says he's doing your show now, and that guy threatens the same thing, is he gonna abide by that too? All right, I've been in contact with Chad Zubak about this. I've been setting up these clips

because I want him to hear what's going on over here. And I don't want to speak out of school. But first off, John, think about this. Why would anyone want Chad Zumak's aunt's home address? What would you do with that information? Why would that be important to what would you do? So this is is is it hot? Like I mean, there's I doubt it. Dude, it has been 40s. How old is it? And so this is the thing is, I don't know if that's the real excuse to Chad use or not, but he definitely did blow John off. He's like, he doesn't need the aggravation. Kevin Brennan just need the aggravation.

Nobody needs the aggravation of dealing with stuttering John. No. It's not worth it in any single way. I just think that's the funniest thing ever. He's like, look at this black mouth. Someone's gonna give out his answer dress because of my show. Is this still beer on the balcony?

Is this still a show for 18 people? Yes. This is the show that nobody's watching except for now everyone's here. He needs to save this stuff for his regular show. I know, this is the stuff I wanna hear. I tried to listen to his show for this show and I was like, this is over two hours of him talking to someone I don't care about about something I don't care

about. It was terrible. I tried to listen to the whole thing. His regular show is on Listenable. But when he's talking shit about me, I was up to left for two last nights because I was so excited about this old thing. And I'm sorry, I'm too many of them. We got to plow through because the next thing you doesn't start talking shit about Chrissy mayor. By the way, did you see the fucking pictures of Chrissy mayor when she was trying to make money and selling like her seductive pictures? I'm one only fans. Yeah. Kevin sounds sedated. It's so funny. Oh, they're all ready now. Oh, they are.

Oh my God, Kevin, she's in like a bikini and she's fat as shit. And it's not only for you. She's trying to get people to pay for them. Yeah, and now everyone's saying, you whore, you know, most people, if they don't have money, become a waitress, I do something. Right.

But instead you try and sell these fucking, like, pictures that you and and sell these fucking like pictures that you and a bikini, which you should not be wearing, by the way. Right. Chad calling out somebody's appearance is obviously laughable. But so I said this to Chrissy, you know, I comment, you know, Chrissy has never hit an oldie fan to count. She doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

None of this makes any sense. But what is he talking about that like what? And his the fact that he's making fun of people for doing something to make money if they don't have any money. While he's putting on this stupid beer on the back, he has no money and he has no way of making money. Well he says, why would you just get a job at a restaurant if you need money so bad?

Yeah, John, why would you get a job with that bar that you go to all the time? Maybe you can get a fucking discount and your pints, pints, you're gonna hire that drunk loser. No, they, yeah, he probably applied a different bar that they don't know. So well, so John is officially in our discord because now we're talking about our discord. I think maybe he was just banned by Zoo recently. I think I might know who John was in our discord. He was causing some issues, but I just found this fascinating. But you know, and then a boyfriend, you know, Frank Palagrino. Yeah. He starts like defending her on Reddit. He's like, well, you know, she needed the money, but she's not going to do it anymore. Wait, he's defending her as himself.

Yeah. That was a boyfriend. It's a shit show, dude. I mean, it's going, it's active now. Yeah, oh, dude, it's in the who are these podcasts fucking, you know, in their forum, like in a discord, but it's all a pictures. I think he thought I wasn't gonna hear this. I never admitted that he's gone out like our sub-render. I never said those four words in a row.

I know. And now he's going, who are these podcasts, discord? He's in there all the time. Oh my God. So what's this name? Kevin, the guest. Kevin Brennan, yeah. Oh my God.

Kevin, every single thing he says is basically a question. He has no idea what's happening Why is the jet of me on his show? I think I want to talk to Yes Kevin Brunner's like you know this guy Carl it kept like I heard of him. I I don't know What Dude this this is hysterical. This is the funniest show John is ever done She's up now? Why are we talking about this? Dude, this is hysterical. This is the funniest show John has ever done. It's really just fucking, it's a masterpiece.

It's stupidity. Oh, like, it's like, dude, you'll vomit. I'm telling you, she's a prey. Bailey. Yeah. But, but. Well, wait, so she was trying to be sexy and she didn't look, she didn't look hot at all.

No, she looked like overweight, the gums huge, you know what I mean, but her ass is huge. Like, you know, her boyfriend was kind of admitting they weren't great pictures. She's like, she's got a gun. No, like he wasn't admitting that. He was just saying, look, she did that in the past. She's not gonna do any more of those. That's not what Frank said. But anyway, John, you hit on Chrissy mayor when you were on her show.

You wanted to go out and get drinks with her. And now you think she's disgusting and environmentally-dew thing? I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it at all. Is this unbelievable? I set this to Chrissy and she wrote back. She's like, I feel like I'm in high school

and I just broke up with a guy. And now he's fighting with my new boyfriend. Like what's going on right now? This is insane. He's just, he's got a problem with everyone and it's wildly entertaining. Like I love listening to this. I know.

And I'm hoping that after the election is resolved and whatever come end of January, he can stop his political show and just do this for everyone. Yes, if there's a reason for Joe Biden to be sworn in on January 20th, it's to ruin what Suthering John is currently doing. So you can get back to trying to be funny, because that's the best stuff. So he talks more about the listeners of WATP. Yeah, because I was afraid to plug that you were coming on because I didn't want somebody to like then reach out to you and threaten you. And it's all coming from who are these podcast guys?

Yeah. But you know, but when you threaten a guest like that, you know, so he's convinced that the listeners of this show are threatening his guests, which makes zero sense. We need him to talk to people in order to make fun of him. Why would anyone who wasn't in the show not want him to have guests on his show. But he goes as far as to exclaim that our fans are evil and that he's the victim. That who all these podcasts, their fans, they fucking call me threaten me that like

they find my number, they fucking threaten my kids, but they're not going to stop me from doing anything. I mean, are they serious threats? What are they threatening? Yeah, thank you, Kevin. First off, I have never once promoted that anybody reach out to John when his resume was posted on the internet, I said, doxing people is not cool. So maybe there's people fucking with them, but I doubt it. And it doesn't make any sense that they would. And thank God for Kevin going, well, what do you mean they're threatening you? Like, what, what exactly is that?

Right. So I like the Kevin's on here to have some rational conversation with this irrational boob. And it's crazy too that his mind goes there. Like first and foremost, like someone's not gonna be on his show. His mind goes to, well, that person must be being threatened by another podcast. Like, if I invite someone on my show to guest and they're like, you know, I'm a little bit busy right now, my first thought is they listen to my show

and they think it's horrible. Like, it's so weird that he doesn't think that. So, this is him trying to rationalize that this is obviously a real threat. Are they serious threats? What are they threatening? Oh, God. Are you kidding me? They threaten me? Do they know where you live?

Or they put... Oh, yeah, they put my address on Twitter. And what do they want? They just want to fuck with me. Oh, okay, so after all of that, John's all upset. And he's like, what do you think's gonna happen? Kevin's like, what do you think's gonna happen? He's like, I don't know, they're fucking with me.

Oh, okay. Interesting. So then he goes on to bash Geno Biscanti. Now, Geno and Kevin are friends, and John has to bring that up. Hey, just real briefly, because that's all we can, I can deal with this conversation when it comes to this idiot. But it's like, what's this obsession with that, you know, you know, Biscotti or, you know, what you know?

I mean, that guy, like, like, he'll do it. My open message to Stuttering John, this guy's obsessed with me. I don't even know who the fuck he is. That's why he hates you, John. You guys have met multiple times. You performed on the same shows together. You brought him up, he's brought you up.

And you're like, I don't even know who this guy is. That's his problem with you. Fucking moron. Who's this Biscott guy? You don't know Gino Biscott is. What a fucking moron. Also, he's talking to Kevin Brennan. Now, a lot of people know that Kevin Brennan's younger brother is Neil Brennan, and Neil Brennan is very well known

for being the co-creator or co-writer of the Chappelle Show. You ever heard of the Chappelle Show? Kind of. I have. Kind of popular show. So, Kevin and Neil do not get along. This is well known by everybody. John asked Kevin a question.

I'm just gonna let this play, just to show you how bad John is interviewing people, how bad he is a prop? Like dude, get to know who you're talking to just a little bit. Oh, I had a question for you from my moderate and my producer, Sean. He had a bad experience with your brother, your brother Nick. Neil, Neil, he had a bad experience at the comedy store because he had his feet up like not on the stage in the bedroom but it was like you know like his heels were on the stage and you've

got so mad he kicked his feet and stuff. Really? You have a good relationship with your brother? Not really but by uh... Wow John first off he doesn't have a girl with his brother this is very well known and even Kevin had a defend his brother in this one He's like, yeah, don't put your fucking feet up on the stage. He's doing a comedy show The fronts goes back to Sorry, this goes back to remember when he had cabbillon and he's like, oh, so you're your stone-cold sober now So I guess you just smoke weed. Oh, that was KC. Yeah, KC arm strong. I mean, he's like, oh, yeah Yeah, you don't drink anymore

So what do you do you must look weed that right? By close the lines. What do you up to it's like no? I'm you don't know what sober is can my vegetarian daughter eat ham or not? What's going on? Okay, so fucking stupid and not a June Dine Ray feel kind of way No, look at how cute I am that I'm so fucking moronic like John is just literally just a stupid person He's a dunce He is alright you won't get a argument for me. I'm so sorry. I'm so pretty good

This is so much fun because John is mad at Chad Zubak Like like why you but they do a show on me every fucking show and then Chad chooses to do that show But cancels on me. Remember, he said earlier the show he's not mad at Chad. I think it was hard to explain all the reasons why he's mad at Chad. Vinnie Paulino gets into the the act here. I know the ones that are Vinnie Paulino. I know you were. Vinnie Paulino is the one that I'm pretty sure is the one that's posting these exclusive beer on the balconies to Patreon and on YouTube.

But he pays. But he also does that asshole show. So I don't know if it's him, but somebody will post this show on Reddit, even though it's strictly for you guys. Well, when you make it available, people can just post the link, you fucking moron. That's not the real Vinny Paulino.

This guy thinks that he's got a detective. I know what's going on here. This guy, Vinny Paulino goes with girls sometimes. That's just a fake troll. That's so great. It's not really Vity Paulino. You fucking moron. Yeah, John, just so you know that time a person left a question for you

and they were named nice Doug. That wasn't me. Right. VIXJAPANY STOP FATHER. You have a question. That's the best one. I know. What was my favorite, too?

Oh, and then he addresses the cockroach conspiracy. Do you know what I'm telling you? This is the entire episode. I just had a clip every fucking part of it. This is the entire episode. I apologize. It's just too funny. And for some reason, they keep on calling my house

like the fucking cockroach ridden to the park. You know, I've had the fucking cockroach written? It's an apartment. You know, I've had a, I had cockroaches once. And I was it. And I think it was because somebody planted them in the boxes. It's got a conspiracy theory. It's not because I live in filth. Somebody gave me cockroaches at purpose, but just once.

Who has cockroaches once? What does that mean? Still got crabs once. Do you want to go to that restaurant? I heard they had cockroaches once. Fuck it's stupid. Then the exterminator came and was like, it's fine, you're okay.

I don't see anything. Yeah, meanwhile his cat is known as the cockroach killer. Over that time, when he heard a noise like I hope that wasn't a cockroach I love this guy John. I love you, man. Just see you know This is amazing. This is really good stuff So I hope you pay true on people know that I can't control it and you YouTube people know I can't control it If someone's gonna post a link, but I do want to keep it alive for everyone on Patreon So he doesn't understand how to post a private link on YouTube

So what he does is he puts it out there So anyone who's paying him money is getting ripped off because it's available for anyone who wants to watch it Because he doesn't know how to fucking the internet works And it's weird that he's telling them that like he's literally saying you are giving me money. P.S. You don't need to I know There's a part of the beginning of this so it's supposed to be beer on the balcony But for some reason he didn't go on his balcony so he had a backdrop of a really nice balcony that he would never own, but he was actually in his disgusting living room.

And he realizes that the green screen isn't covering the entire background. You can see the filth behind him. He brings my green screen in. I think to see if some of the boxes in the background. There we go. All right, let's see if my guest got the link here. I mean, if the guy would just learn how to add it.

He could see himself some of this aggravation. Just the idea of boxes. Just boxes being just in your home. I don't understand. Like unless you are moving, recently moved, getting ready to move, you should not have boxes. Well, what's funny to me is he likes to pretend that he lives in this really big place.

He never calls in on an apartment. He makes it sound like he lives in this really nice home. I have boxes in my house. They're in the storage area of the basement where I keep boxes. I would never podcast in front of them or do a video cast in front of my boxes. I would pick one of the 18 other rooms in

my house where I could broadcast from. This game us hit boxes everywhere. Everywhere. That's the only thing that makes sense. Or again, it's just a studio apartment and there's boxes in every corner of the room. Yes. The best part about this episode, there's so many great parts, is at the very end, he insults every single person who's ever been on his show. This is great. Thank you, Kevin Brown, and you're the funniest motherfucker I've had on the show. Why? Why would you say that?

I just want to say that Tony MacThough we was the best co-host we've ever had on WOTP. Why would you say something like that? You say he's one of the best, he said one of my favorites. The funniest guy has ever been out in my show. Yeah? Like Hell's Park is like, fuck you dude. What did I do? I drove out, I set up the audio equipment.

I'm gonna show you how to plug it in the ethernet cable. This is the thing I get for that Oh my goodness. Dude, where's my car? Aren't I funny enough? amazing so Thank you for sitting with me as we recounted that amazing episode of beer on the balcony But we have to get to something that you and I have both been paying close attention to. And that is Patrick Michaels greatest podcast ever, The Brief Case. And I know he wants it to be Do You Party.

He promotes Do You Party nonstop. But The Brief Case is peaking right now as a podcaster. Patrick Michaels. And so we just have to talk about that Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me you don't like my show

Don't tell me I don't know if you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go for the girl. Because that's absurd. Doc, I want to give you the floor. You brought some clips listening to a recent episodes of the briefcase. Where should we begin, my friend?

Well, first of all, I just do your parties terrible. Like, that is a legit terrible podcast. I never listened to an episode until I knew I was coming on here, decided to give it a shot. It's a trochis and I'm so amazed that he wants that to be a big show. Isn't it so telling that he thinks that's the good show

that he really believes in his heart of hearts, that he's tapped into something that's compelling and interesting, that's gonna be a big podcast. And it's the worst one he's ever done because he's not the one talking. We wanna hear what Patrick Michael has to say. I don't wanna hear someone else's lame story about one time they got drunk when they were 17.

I do just wanna play one clip from Do You Party because I found this hilarious because the whole premise of the show in case people don't know everybody knows It's just these people recounting how they were huge or possibly are still huge party animals They're getting wasted all the time He has a guest on the most recent episode and play my number 10 because I don't know how he wasn't aware of this So a lot of times it gets real crazy. We'd watch like Avatar as aivir's apartment

or we'd watch whatever stupid shit I'd make them watch. And then I just like walk over to wherever someone was hanging out afterwards. You know, pick my girlfriend up and walk back home right ever. But that's gets the little succent of quarantine, you know. Right. Yeah, for sure. Do you are you saying that you're drinking while you're watching Avatar? I'm not. He doesn't really like drink.

What's going on? I loved it. I loved it. He brought a guy who just not drink on to do you party. I found it. So hilarious. I couldn't listen to the show. It's it's terrible, but I just stumbling right out of the gate. Like that is the introduction to this guest of his,

and it's like, oh, yeah, I don't drink. I don't do any of that stuff. All right, let's talk about party for an hour. Yeah. Hey, I'm bringing out Bill. Bill, first question. Do you party? No, I do not. Yeah, hey, I'm bringing out Bill. Bill, first question. Do you party? No, I do not. Oh. Uh, have you ever party with your pants off? No. Shit, none of these questions are going to make sense of that.

If you're party with your pants off in a place that had no electricity after 3 p.m. It's such a bad format for a show that he asks the same questions. Terrible. Every single person who comes on there, it's really shocking that he thinks this is his big vehicle. So let's get into the briefcase because that's where everybody should be listening to this. If you're not listening to the briefcase, please do.

It's so fantastic. So let me interrupt you and I apologize for that because I've been talking too much But real quick not only do I want people to listen the briefcase, but go ahead and sign up for his patreon pod college I linked it in the episode Show description a week or two ago and Patrick Michael thinks that I'm out to destroy him. I am not I'm trying to get him rich I think he deserves it. I think he's amazing. What's I mean I can can't subscribe to that. I would like to, but I can't, but, but all of you can. All right. I'm sorry. That's all I wanted to say. So what do you got?

As is the case with every episode, he stumbles right out of the gate, of course. And you may have listened to this. So maybe you know, Carl, but anybody out there who has not listened to this, I want you to try and figure out what he's talking about. Play my number one. Today we open up a case, we open up the case, we're here with a case and it needs to be open. Someone give me a combination. Okay.

This one is going to be hard to crack. You know, that is a curious thing. I've never met anybody who has that skill. You know, it feels like that's that that is a job or a personality type that is very hard to come by. I know. I was I was I was I know what he's talking about. Yes, the idea of a skill, possibly a skill, or a job, or a the most baffling one, a personality type, and the answer is in my number two. Okay. I mean, how often do you get to run into a safe crack?

Yes. He's explaining something from movies. The person whose job it is to crack safes. job it is to crack safes. But it's not a bit of a job in. But also like the name of the podcast isn't the vault or the impenetrable safe, it's the briefcase. Today we're going to make a case. How are we going to crack this case with someone who can get into a vault? Why? Wow.

Yeah, he is, he's very interesting in this episode, specifically because he's not sure what mood he's in when he starts off the episode. And I just found this to be entertaining. Welcome to the briefcase, folks. This is a late night episode. This is one of those episodes where I couldn't decide on the microphone because I didn't know what mood I was in.

He didn't know which microphone to use because he wasn't sure about his microphone because I didn't know what mood I was in. He didn't know which microphone to use because he wasn't sure about his mood. I have some advice I'm going to give out for free. Use your best microphone no matter what mood you're in. Every time. Just use the bus to one. Why are we choosing microphones? Based out of fucking emoji.

What's going on? I am so glad you caught that. I didn't. Only because I had to listen back to that multiple times. And I think he broke my brain listening to this. I was like, I don't, I can't be hearing this right. I don't understand what he's trying to say.

I've noticed something about him, because I was also seeing him in my car all day, yesterday driving around with my wife. And the way he spaces the sentences that he says The way he spaces the sentences that he says is perfect because I'm cackling. I needed to put those spaces in because I am a porous laughing. Where he's like, I don't know what microphone he is because of my moon. Wow! What the fuck? I don't miss anything. It's great. It's like he knows that. He puts the pause in there.

And plus, I'm's like he knows that. He puts the pause in there. And plus I'm also yelling at him. One was he doing, like, we're bad drink, just use your best mic. Just use what he's doing. Ha ha ha. This has been brought on several times when I've been on the show.

He doesn't understand colloquialisms and things like that. Play my number three, because I found this so funny. We're here for a good time, not a long time, and I don't know if that's the saying. Yeah. He's very confused, which is odd when you're talking to yourself. I've been confused when talking to other people. Well, I'm just thinking thoughts and I'll get back confused. It is shocking.

Oh, speaking of confusion. In this one episode I listened to, he just goes up on this rant out of nowhere. It's not even the briefcase that he's trying to make. He goes up on this rant about how he'll never read reviews of his show and he doesn't want to see reviews of his show and you shouldn't be reviewing his show. And he says something that I think the guys from how did this get made would disagree with. Like you might be able to leave reviews for a podcast but I'll never read them. So it's not, it's not ever gonna reach me. I promise you I'll never read a review for this podcast. Why? For what dude? It doesn't make sense that that's even a thing. You shouldn't

be able to review art. You shouldn't. Okay. In any form, you shouldn't be able to review art in any form. It's guys a fucking communist. He's like, yeah, the first amendment bullshit is what I say. He's so contentious to his listeners. Like he hates everyone that might be listening to the show. It's, you bring it up constantly. I just, it's, it's so baffling.

This guy, and it takes every ounce of my being not to call him a kid. Like, I am so surprised he's not some 18 year old kid doing this. That's something that every time I listen, I have to force myself to not think that way. I literally yelled in my car yesterday, again, I wrote my wife, I love this kid.

And my wife reminded me that this is a fully formed adult. That we're listening to. But producer Chris just brought up a really good point. He had a show called Chewdum that was a movie review pot. Now, he loved everything. But what he's saying is you cannot review any type of art. Anything that is considered art cannot be reviewed. And he used to leave himself good reviews. That's right. you cannot review any type of art. Anything that is considered art cannot be reviewed.

And he used to leave himself good reviews. That's right. I've done a magnificent job. I think Chris, you might be off just a little bit with that because his movie review podcast was just telling you how long the movie is. That is true. All right, what else did he talk about?

I want you to play number five because he's trying to figure out what his supporters, what his patrons should be called, but the name of that group is, it should be called. And afterwards, I want to break down what he's saying here. Okay. I don't know what we should call us. I don't know if we should have a title. Maybe the undocumented. I don't know. That sounds darker than it is, I believe. After that Netflix documentary, I don't even if we should have a title. Maybe the undocumented. I don't know, that sounds darker than it is, I believe.

After that Netflix documentary, I don't even think I watched it. I just know what exists. And if it doesn't, I'm sure you're going to assume that it does. Dude, classic. Thank you for pulling that clip. I decided not to, because I don't even know how to comment on that. I'm not gonna do it for a second. Classic.

That's classic. That's classic, really. Like, the thing's like, maybe you should call yourself I'm not done that. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. The thing is like maybe you should call yourselves the undocumented, but it's not a great name because of the Netflix documentary. I didn't watch it. Actually it might not even be real, but if it isn't real, you can be confident that it probably is. And if you leave a review for it, I'm not reading it. Yeah, man, that's some fucking deep philosophical shit

that he's getting into. He wrote a book with short like that, like, maybe I should be questioning my own existence. This guy is onto something. If he wrote a book, you tossed fuck whales in the garbage. That's the end of time I'm talking. Oh my god, that'd be amazing. Because I wanted to write the book

without going back and editing anything. Just like, write it straight through. And then put it out. I'd love to see what that looked like. Just that stream, like this podcast is the one. He doesn't have a live show. This is simply just a stream of consciousness. Play my number six because he's talking about writing jokes

and then this pops into his mind. So I shared it with some people. I got some feedback. We built on it. Blah, blah, blah. You guys know I ate a waffle today? Also, who cares? But I did

Okay, since he brought that up he's talking about how he wrote five jokes the other day and he's very excited about this And so he wanted to get some feedback on these jokes, but I did you know I wrote all these jokes And when I shared them, the feedback I got was simply that it seems like I have a great premise, a lot of great premises, but no punchline. Okay. Now I heed the advice. Okay, I heed the criticism when it's gonna help you, when it benefits.

But when somebody who you never heard of isn't in any way doing something else better than you, why would I take advice from that? Why did you ask for feedback from people if you immediately rejected because that was you wanted to hear and I'll tell you why he thinks that this feedback is ludicrous. It's because of us. I guess all that boils down to simply is I've wrote some really funny stuff. Maybe five solid jokes, things that I'm very confident in, more confident than anything else I've written in its entirety through the entire time I've been alive okay okay do you understand what I'm saying this is my Donald Trump okay okay is a Joe Pesci or Trump

I have no idea doesn't matter does it does a guy who goes into that pressure to sell you guy who wrote so really good jokes I'm not buying it so this guy He wrote stuff he's written in his life I'm not buying it. So this guy thinks he wrote stuff. He's written in his life. And this guy's done 20 minutes data for teens. Like he's written tons of what he thinks are jokes. And he's going out and going,

I've written my five best jokes ever. And these numb nuts don't understand that they're hilarious. They're telling me that he'd punch lines and I remember the jokes to be funny. And the greatest part about this episode, Doug, I'm sure you'll agree, is that the whole thing is just a

giant tease. He never tells you what the jokes are. He just salutes to what one of the jokes is about. I guess I'll just end this episode by simply saying, you know, I wrote some fun stuff. I got a Frankenstein joke I'm real happy with. It's gonna do well in Transylvania. You know, if you live in a movie, I guess. That's pretty funny actually. What is Frank inside of the new Transylvania? What? He's mixing his monsters up.

Sounded like a little bit of self-deprecating humor on his part, which is impressive. You think so? Yeah, it's like it might do well in Transylvania. I guess that could be true, except for... He started out by saying he wrote the funniest fucking five jokes that he was ever written before that. He hasn't said the joke yet. He hasn't told you the joke, sorry, yet.

I had to tell you honestly, the amount of panic and sadness I felt when I looked at the player and I was like, there's not enough time for him to tell you the joke. Dude, I listened to it twice, am I? Did I miss them? I went back and listen to it again. But he must have told one of these jokes. He never told any of the jokes. What's the cause of his problem?

Why would he do that? So one of your favorite things is when he has sort of this realization in the middle of talking, this was one of the best ones because he's talking about how if people are giving you criticism or making fun of you or whatever and you don't know them, it doesn't matter. And then he stumbles on the fact that people he know and are related to still don't like it. It's my number nine. If they don't even know you as a person, what difference does it make?

Especially when I come from a place where these people actually knew me as a person and still try, you know, you get it. Okay, let's not get emotional here at the end. Whoops! Man, he runs into this all the time. I call it the dividing by zero equation. He comes up with a four billion in his head. They cannot be mathematically solved. And he goes, oh shit, there's some circular logic going out here. I have another example of that where he's telling the listeners of the show who like his show that they shouldn't even tell anyone that they like the show. Don't tell anyone. And then realizes himself how stupid that is.

That doesn't mean I don't want you to like it. I prefer it if you do. But we don't have to communicate about it. You don't have to tell anybody you like it. You don't have to share it. You don't have to tell your friend, your mom, your grandma, your dog. Tell no one. Because it's gotten to that point now where it seems absurd to be that type of a podcast where it's like, hey guys Don't forget leave those five star reviews so we can go up in the charts so we can get paid money. I don't Yes He figured it out mid sentence. Why are you telling people to listen to show and tell others to show what does he have more Wister that he can make some oh yeah Hey, can you guys please tell everyone to listen to show and tell others to listen to show. What, does he have more listeners than he can make some, oh yeah.

Hey, can you guys please tell everyone to listen to my show? What a fucking moron. And then I guarantee he says he doesn't listen to WOTPs, never heard my voice, but I have a sneaking suspicion that maybe he has when he says this. Do I look and seem more like a better podcast like my content is better because I have a

a man scape sponsorship? Probably, you're right. Probably does. Why would he bring a man scape? Don't know, don't know. See, it's a little too high of the nose to me. A little bit, oh man. The last one I want you to play, I do hope that one of the W-A-T-P listeners, and you can go into the chat if this is you.

I hope that someone is supporting him, and your name is Arthur Fart, because he doesn't get it. It's number four. Now, I was recently asked on Patreon by a guy Arthur F. Art, I believe. I love that song. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, funny so great. So then he explains that he's feeling really good about his show right now and the reason why is because he bought a new chair to podcast from or did he? Truth is guys actually just recently got a chair to do podcasting in and I feel the most professional. I only got it so I could feel professional and it doesn't even matter to you because you can't see it. And is that a joke or am I really opening

up to you? You will never know. Because again, I'll never let you in all the way Is that a guy who struggled internally with his thoughts so He realized that he devalued too much information. I got a nice chair. Oh shit. I should have told them that Maybe I did maybe I'm lying to you, but then he talked about the chair the next episode at length I'm pretty sure he did get a new chair I did get a new chair. Is that the name of the podcast? I did get a new chair. Oh man, yeah, I listened to that one. That was terrible. I didn't, I couldn't clip anything from that.

The one where he's like, oh, and you're falling back on a chair. I'm like, this is a chair bit that has gone on for five minutes too long. So that he talks about how doing a podcast like the briefcase takes a lot more time than you'd think. Now, Doug, really? Yes. doing a podcast like the briefcase takes a lot more time than you think now Doug Yes, Doug you've listened to multiple episodes of the show when you break it down because he has the anchor Read and then the theme music and then there's like minute length of music at the end for some reason when you break it all down It's between eight and a half and nine minutes of him rambling about nothing.

He doesn't even call it a nine minute podcast. He did, he might, he doesn't, oh, now that you said that. It doesn't appear that he even has notes because he goes off on these tangents and talks about things that he didn't introduce in the beginning every episode, it was like a Simpson's episode. It's like a starts one way and it's just like zig-zags the other way. But he explains how time consuming this is. Dude you don't know what goes into this. This might be a

nine ten minute episode, but it's still time consuming. And when you're doing it alone, you're doing all the production, the editing, the promotion, all that shit takes so much time, so much effort, and a lot of memory, that's what I've learned. I have to remember a lot of shit. What does he have to remember? Oh, and what are they talking about with editing and production?

He's putting on the Anchor.fm adry, which I have done on the P pod. It's very easy. A click and note. A click of button says, yes, please include the ad. And then he has to put on the theme music, which he could record in real time. If you wanted to, that's what we do here, because we know how to run a show. But I assume that that's what he thinks is editing is like putting in the little music clip before we fucking rambles for eight and a half minutes.

I don't know. How did this type of thing? Because I didn't clip this from the episode we were just talking about, but there's a spot in that episode where he goes, I literally forget what I was just saying. Yes! Yes he goes, it takes so much memories. Like what was I talking about? That's a good point. All right, last thing I want to play, just because it's embarrassing, but he's very excited about his jokes and he starts singing a little ditty. It doesn't go on too long though. I got some good jokes here folks.

Jokes for the folks and we got them. And there, right here you can. I got nothing to rhyme with the got them. So you didn't have any lights before that I just can't ride with godum. No, you did nothing else. You're not a really person. You're not quick at your feet Or on your fancy chair. Oh Dog, I love him. I love him. Shamest if you're somehow getting this, I love you more than you will ever know. Like, I'm so happy you exist. I think that if somehow Patrick Michael could replace

Paul and June, and how did this get made? It would be the world's greatest podcast. Could you imagine Jason Manzucas working off this guy? It's fucking amazing. Oh, even if it's a one and done one episode in the show folds, I am on board for that. Throw June and Paul out. Doug, we have done it all today. We talked about how did this get made. He brought on Tony from HECK the movies he had his take on the show. We talked about Manscaped with promo code W-A-T-P for 20% off. And free shipping notes of a goon were upset

that we didn't roast them correctly. Jason Ellis thinks, Stuttering John's a moron. Kevin Brunnen was bored out of his mind being on Stuttering John's show. The briefcase is the greatest podcast the Patrick Michael has ever done. So you know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show.

Oh, Jesus, what's this? Jesus, what's this? Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. The T. has ever done. So you know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The team's a huge success. The team's a huge success. The team's a huge success. The team's a huge success. The team's a huge success. This is the part of the show. We'll replay a clip from the podcast. We'll be reviewing on next week's WATP.

Now, as many of you know, I will be in Tampa, Florida next week when we typically record. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to record the show earlier in the week and release it when we normally do. So we will not miss a beat. And we'll be talking about a gentleman who everyone already knows and we're looking forward to hearing his brand new podcast. Travel decreased owing to people not going to see their families this Thanksgiving.

Not because of COVID, but because they discovered how racist the relatives really are. Given the volatility of this past election, I would have advised not getting together with family, even if there wasn't a pandemic. Huh, Myers versus the world, which I had to do with my buddy, Vinny Paulino, because he gets so angry. And this guy thinks it's comedy and joke writing that it's always a lot of fun to do that. So the real Vinny Paulino, not the one

that trolls Stutter and John, the actual Vinny Paulino. That kind of gets it. I gotta say I'm happy Vinny's doing this because I texted you and I'm like, what's that guy's name? Tom something works at a restaurant. I'm so Vinnie's doing this because I texted you and I'm like what's that guy's name Tom something works at a restaurant Like I'm so glad I do not have to listen to him for this week. Yeah, you assumed that I was gonna make you listen to Tom Myers but I wouldn't do that to you dog. You've been too good to last over the years. Fuck Vinnie. I'll definitely do that to him

Doug you at host a show with your friend Jamie called Good Times Great Movies. Work at People Find You. Just, you know, wherever you find podcasts, good times great movies, dot com. We have a website. We're in the middle of the holiday season. We just did slidesgiving where we made fun of his arm wrestling trucking movie over the top. And we're going to our next episode.

We're celebrating a Hanukkah by shooting all all over the barber strison vehicle Yental. So that's fun. And Carl, do you mind if I just plug my Patreon here? I have like, shameless numbers over there. Yeah, go for it, buddy. All right. It's, you know, patreon.com slash good times, great movies. Our December bonus episode is David Lynch's Dune. So if you want to hear my co-host and I just be angry and confused for an hour and a half, head over to Patreon. But speaking directly to one person, Heather W, listen, I heard you might have some extra money lying around to use to give you some stuttering shit head. And here's where I'll say three things. I have never sexually harassed a patron of our show. My co-host and I could use new microphones,

and I have no issue wearing a condom. That's fine, I'm okay with that. And if people don't even know what I'm talking about, they should go to your Patreon to hear that great interview with some insane person. Yeah, I will tell you, and I like to joke and have fun on the show. It is so not worth it. Do not get involved with Heather W.

It was the worst mistake I ever made. I got wrapped up in fucking drama that is on a scale. I never knew existed. Heather, I do not agree with anything he's saying. If you want to buy me a green screen, I will use it. Go for it, man. That's what you want to get involved with. Have fun with that. Well, Doug, you were fantastic as always. I thank you very much for coming on the show.

Thank you. It's always a blast. I really do appreciate coming back on. It is. It's a lot more fun than good times great movies. Please, join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out what's for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Day count is show, you spoil. Day count. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody.

Good job, everyone. Great hard to learn, class! You fucking know all about this shit! What is this garbage? How did they have a podcast? This is bullshit! Fuck you! We have a podcast. This is Motion. Fuck you! This dude is fucking corn. Eeeeee. You know, who are these? Podcasts.

I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. We will, we will, we will. With Vic. W-w-w-w-w-w but I don't want to talk to Casey. This is great. Oh, there you go. Now I have some reviews. I also did something special just for you, Doug. I pulled two reviews from your show. Yes. Oh, sweet. All right, let's get right into it then. All right, fuck yeah. Carl year's first. So they are clearly sexist.

When reviewing a successful and popular podcast run by two women, they spent a ton of time making fun of the women's speech patterns and tone of voice and that they care about their kids. So many phrases like, why do women do this? They showed that they are women. Can't believe guys listen to this too, annoyed face emoji. By the way, I make fun of a set or John dogs. I make fun of everybody dogs. That's part

of the stick. But yeah, I agree. That was very sexist. I'm going to say it's a one star if you. Yeah, that's a one star. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. It is a one star. They didn't like you. I'm assuming that that would be one of the hosts of Pan-Suit politics would be by gas on that one. It's June Diane Rayfield. What are you talking about? Possibly she died Rayfield. Yeah, you also got a review from Shuttering Ron. from Shuddering Wrong. Terrible podcast waste of time. The podcast is terrible. Their logo says it all. I wouldn't recommend this dumpster fire over podcast

to anyone. Sounds like a five star to me. It's not as clever as I want from a five star, but yeah. Yeah, absolutely five star from Shuddering Wrong. I still love that. Doug, what's that shit on the people who give us five stars? Oh, sorry. I don't want to dog standards. All right. Mr. Nice Doug, you got one saying F you demon rats. I liked your show till you showed your true colors by saying potis is really racist go watch some more fake news a holes That might be a one-store Possibly yeah, yeah, it sounds like that guy listened to our running man episode

I'm not sure what a demon rat is either, but you know It's a joke on Democrat. Well you guys have the balls. Do you think I fucking pay attention to 80s movies? Doug I'm fucking 12 years old. That's good point. Alright good point. Doug you guys had the balls to shit on Trump. Wow. I know. I know. I know. Really. Go on on a limb with that. Right. Again it's like talking about preachers. Some people are very very different. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Uh, Jesus. You also have another one all the way back to 2017. Apparently, you are very annoying. If you don't mind the fact that they pretty much hate every 80s movie ever created, the woman who almost never stops giggling or the fact that it takes them forever to begin the topic that their podcast is supposed to be about. Then this is a podcast for you. As for me, I'll pass.

I'm offended that I am referred to as a woman in that. Well, you know, stop giggling so much. I know, I can't, I can't help it. He's a good old plus. Hey, thanks for bringing those. Appreciate it. It's nice to relive those. Oh, great. You're so well. Vic, I love it. Bringing just one set of views for our front guy.

That's great. That one was a two star. Oh, I'm so much more insulting. All right. I got some voice mils if we're done with reviews. Yep, go for it. Starting with our friend Brandon from Shitty Song of the Week, who also wanted to put in his two cents on how did this get made? Hey, guys, Brandon from Shitty Song of the Week here.

I'm so fucking glad you were finally reviewing how to just get made. I used to love that podcast. I've seen them live a couple of times. Here's a problem with I think with the fucking show. Three words. June Diane Rayfield. That fucking annoying bitch. You talk about holes in radio all the time. She's got to be one of the biggest holes in podcasting. I feel so fucking bad that Paul Sheer has to stick his dick in that thing. She's fucking not in the fun out of the any episode that she appears on And she does all this shit just to promote some fucking stupid book that she does about women in politics

Just talk about the fucking movie you're on a podcast talking about shitty fucking movies No one give a fuck about your stupid Pakes on women in politics no one give a fuck about your stupid case on women in pockets no one fucking cares i hate the fucking poor chad zoom out here but the stupid bitch doesn't need to be on this fucking show if you want to put all that shit so that i'm not a podcast you can call it

whiny cuts you don't know what the fuck they're talking about uh... anyway call me back uh... how did i know that we're all of us pockets are united are hatred for June day and rain feel How do I not know about this That's a good time. This is a gold mine. You've never tapped into I know I can't leave we're an episode two thirty something I've never talked about how to this get made now All right, um, oh shit. I

All right, oh shit. I got some feedback on our new subreddit bit. I just realized that I haven't played our latest subreddit bit again. Let's hear the feedback and then we'll listen to that. Subreddit news, Ben. Big negative three thumbs down for Reddit news, bullshit. Who gives a fuck what Reddit has to say? It was funny on Dixho with Facebook news. His all the stories had nothing to do with Facebook

with the fucking Dixho. It was everything to do with the retarded artists that are fans of that show. And the fucking stupid drama they always got involved in. Redditsters have no personality, they have no lives. All they do is bitch him on about everything. They fucking suck and giving them a goddamn platform is a huge waste of time and if you only know I've ever skipped through a fucking portion of this stupid

show, goddamn get rid of that bullshit, fuck off, don't call it back. Well, that's one person's opinion. And now let's listen to this week's. He says he's from the subreddit. I hate those fucking assos who are negative He's a good boy That's a good boy

That's a good boy So producer Chris has put together another subreddit news for us Let's see what's going on in the WITP subreddit This time was again for WATP's son, Reddit Update. From Eastland 1982, all-time greatest show, Patti Heavy-Flo's breakdown was glorious. Also, he's lying about not listening to the show. He said too much stuff about WATP that he could only know if he listened to the show. From gang greenously, Patrick Michael has to say his names out loud to assume the persona

best suited for what he's recording. Animal cross-lay for rapping, Patty C Cups for it, Do You Party, Shamest McKillian for Movie Talk, etc. He no doubt yells his name when plowing Carly, which name though? That's the mystery. Eastland 1982 replies, he screams Carly's name when he's doing that. From CTFC99, you're done Carl. Patty C. Cubs destroyed you.

You might as well disappear back into your mom's basement you bald fat fuck. From Leonard F. Why was band practice guy black bald? He was even funnier than Chad Zumaq on the Paulie MF20 episode. He was funny and had good chemistry with Karl. He gave Karl space to work on his Oon Balooble material, which never would have happened with the Z-man interrupting him. Free band practice guy. Regarding Tom Myers, Gigi Gilman writes,

Myers' comedy is almost stand up as outsider art. His jokes sound like jokes and are structured like jokes but they are often various ways. His jokes are like someone has heard of this comedy and tries to emulate the concept but doesn't quite understand it. Fart Pocalypse Now. Why are so many of these comedians so serious and thin-skinned all the time? I guess a civilian like me just doesn't get the craft. W-A-T-P thanks the subreddit for their concern, their perseverance, and their support. We salute

you. We do appreciate everybody who participates in the WTP subreddit. I read everything that goes out in there. So I Always know how much I suck. I think it's very important But I do that. I still do nothing about a car. That's my favorite part. Oh Yeah, trust me. Vic. I'm gonna do a Patrick Michael thing here One of those people over accomplished my house. They tell me what I should be doing Who are those people over accomplished? Why how could they tell me what I should be doing? Well, they don't even know because it's just so brandy. It's the same as having a free time. It's just bored. Patrick Michael is talking about, I didn't even clip it, but he was talking about how anyone who puts a comment on YouTube is a loser. I'm like, I've seen Patrick Michael's comments on YouTube before.

You fucking idiot. There always about fast food sandwiches. It's amazing. Oh God. Alright, now let's talk about some more Patrick Michael stuff. Daddy, you got this guy. He called himself Billy. He called me. Oh, I just raised the crossover at the 7th. Oh my God.

I just raised the crossover at the service. You did it with Jake. Oh, my God. I'm dying over here. Yeah, we did have a great crossover episode that's available on our Patreon where we talked about a couple of the different Patrick Michael shows. And I think it was Sean, the audio engineer who said, yeah, he comes up and he see comes because Bobby Bitchtitz was taken. Which is what it's things that's so hilarious.

His friends are making fun of him. And he wears that on his sleeve. It's like a badge of honor. He doesn't understand. No, that's crazy. Like that's crazy. Listen, people have called me stuff like micro dick and inch long dawn and super small penis.

But I don't lean with that. Have some self-respect, dude. You're not wearing my name is tag with that, either? No. Not anymore. Here's someone doing a Casey impression. It's too bad the Casey is not here with us today, but maybe they'll get back to her.

Thank you. Casey. Pretty accurate. This is how I talk. Maybe actually this case. She's a really tired man. I sound like I'm nodding off on fucking heroin! Wake up you bitch! Crowsh?

See, no. You know someone is a good character on the show when they can polarize an audience. Oh, weezer guy called back into the show again. Let's see what weezer guy, what he's thinking about these dances, the black album, is it the purple album? Fuck you, dude. Yeah, what is he thinking about here?l you got a big problem I think you

got a really big problem your merch fucking sucks you need some new merch okay you got two designs for t-shirts and both of them are garbage on fire or with headphones that just you need something new like for, for instance, weasier has a ton of different shirts. They have shirts with their logo, they have shirts with the different albums on them, and I own every single one of them because I love weasier that much. I have every single album they've ever had, I have every post they have. My entire room is covered in Weasier merchandise. But I don't have anything for W-A-T-B because all your shit sucks. This is a funny comment on this, Gordon.

Weezer guy only calls in to cover old calls from a ha guy and Toto guy. You knock off crushes it, man. Yeah, he's great. That's good stuff. All right, then here's somebody calling out Weezer guy. If you can believe that. Yo, Carl. This is the guy that you turned gay for two minutes with your guitar playing at one time.

That's what I'm calling in about. I'm calling in about the fucking weasor dude a couple weeks ago. This is good fucking dumb. I don't even, I don't, I'm fucking doubt that you would even bring up fucking weaver on the dick show. Even like, what the fuck? I think this guy's just kind of hurt and stay like we and then pause the fucking thing and was like, oh my god, someone's talking about, someone's talking about Rivers Quomo. And then he probably came a little bit and panned.

And then he called you and complained about it for like, however long he did. But it's like, why is he acting like them making bad albums is like offending him personally like if your favorite band makes a bad album you could just not fucking listen to it like you don't have to listen to every single one of their albums i'm a god damn we can not listen to fucking lucco pa racha because i don't fucking like it i don't know

uh... call me back Raja because I don't fucking like it. It's I don't know. Yeah Call me back Whoever's your guest is hotter than you Carl That's a Drew statement that's true your guest is hotter than you doesn't listen to the like hook or Raja Sweetheart in the summer your party listen to La Cucaracha, sweetheart in the summer, your party, Fiesta, object. There's some good song. I'm not saying it's their best album.

It's not. But I mean, we need to have this debate. But maybe we'll devote a couple of hours to it. And next week's W-A-D-F-E. Jesus Christ, Carl. This is the fucking living your glory days for at least five fucking hours. You're fucking wife before she leaves you Carl Alright, Vic

I so don't miss you Last call we got a call from Stuttering John's got a new attorney So he off to some message Hey Carl at Stuttering John's got a new attorney. So he'll have to some message. Hey Carl, it's Stuttering John's new attorney here. Listen, I just wanted to let you know we're on the cusp of signing a huge new deal. As we all know, with almost 15 views and episodes this summer, Stuttering John is the hottest podcast of 2020.

Well, I'm happy to let you know that Twitch has offered us 10 million dollars to bring John Cho exclusively to their platform. Now, doing my due diligence, I looked into Twitch and it turns out a big issue on there these days is a lot of big streamers are getting banned for playing copyrighted music on their channel. A little thing called BMCA. Have you heard of a car?

Because if not, you will soon. Most of your pill head listeners probably don't remember, but I do. Do you remember back when you were transitioning between your old intro song and your new intro song? And you got ladies and just play a little bit of mastodon? Well, John and I combed through the archives and we found that episode. And we'd like to let you know we've submitted it to the Warner music group. So we'll see your ass in court You fuck that's what me and John Colagic gotcha call me bad Oh, man, I'm gonna have to ask my buddy Bill from best to don if that's a suit that is actually gonna happen All right, well that was a lot of fun, everybody. I want to,

uh, once again, thank Doug from doing a fantastic job in a lot of homework for the show. I appreciate that. I love it. Thanks, I love being here. It's great. And Vic, who not only pulled reviews from us, but also decided to shine Doug, who she loves. That was great. That's so great. Vic, I'm so happy. Like, Vic, can you like, like, do more code from a ship and just like keep doing this this way or like, I know you're gonna be gone, but can't you smoke a go your phone in or something? Well, I could probably like fuck one of the IT guys news. The phones from there. So I think I like two years. I think I T guys could pull better tail of a dick.

I think I like two years. I think I T guys could pull better tail of it. Vic Wait, what? I T guys hold on Carl. That's the joke. Oh wait, I get it. All right. Well, I'll never be coming back again That's what you've thought every time you've co-hosted this show. It was gonna be your last show after 100% I've always shocked Well, thanks guys. This has been a lot of fun this is it thanks for all it's over okay goodbye goodbye hey bye goodbye hey I just unmuted you dog are you there yeah I'm here oh my that's not me we're different oh look at that you're different login where You there? Yeah, I'm here. Oh my Look at that different login where the hell that come from

Well now I don't even know what login this is I think this is gonna be it for me. I think I might have to bow out after this one. You've never got a bigger laugh for me in Chris. That's what you just got. That was amazing. He has no idea what he's doing. Wow. All right. That's going on the show, right?