Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep236 - Tom Myers vs. the Rest of the World

Episode Date: December 12, 2020

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shit all over in the comments section. Case you'll be on later out in the show to read some new reviews from all of you fun people. That's the Q-Durah husband to start trying to wake her up. But first, today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted called Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it.

This is a show hosted by Tom Myers and he's got a couple of co-hosts on there. It's ironically titled though. It is. It implies that there's part of the world on his side. Well, what's interesting about it is that everyone on his show is on his side. So this whole idea that's like me versus the world and that's just a bunch of people agreeing with each other, I find it to be a bit ironic. Yeah. Or wrong. Kind of like make America a Nate again. He doesn't understand how language works. Right. It's kind of like when you say

versus the rest versus the rest of the world, you think there'd be some type of adversarial edge to this. Well, you look at the same old shit jokes that wouldn't make the fucking it's called bear show. Yeah, it's the same as politopod-a-Pod, except for I think he's no longer on Poit-a-Pod, so he's trying to create his new Poit-a-Pod. Okay, so here's what it is. Yeah. I didn't even mention all the hosts yet, man. You got me way off my game here.

Who cares? Okay, we're getting right into this asshole. All right, let's do it. Okay, here's what the show is. This is Time Myers pretending to be Bill Mar in podcast form. I have that exact note, and I was gonna wait for because I wanted to play a bunch of clips that really... Great minds.

But that, now I realize that that's the impression he's doing spot on, because not only is it the smug delivery that he's doing, but it's also a lot of the jokes aren't jokes, but there's the kind of jokes that we get applause from a liberal audience. This show, what's going for? This show should be called the smug cast.

Yes, what's Kevin Smith's smug cast? That's perfect. That's smug. I think that's smug cast. That's smug cast. Yeah, all right, why don't we get right into it? Cause I have a clip here that I say he definitely thinks he's Bill Mar.

If you're, he makes his guess, so he has like a panel. So he has these two co-hosts. One of them is Jeff Heisen. The other one is Abby Mello. And then they have like rotating guest panel. Most people are in the co-hosts the whole time. Yeah.

Are you kidding? Jeff Heisen's on every episode. Are you kidding me? I could do that. Are you kidding me that guy? Yeah. He's on every episode. So far there's only been five.

He's sticking with it so far. I'm gonna tell you something right now, Tom. If you had a fucking casting department, fucking fire them. Oh my God. I got to show you. I we're never going to get to these clips, but I got to show you these guys websites because you will not believe what year they were, they were made in when I showed them 1994. Dude, it's, it, it looks like, so this is, I know that this is a visual.

Oh, Jesus Christ. this is a visual thing. Oh Jesus Christ. This is Tom Meyers website. Go to Tom Meyers.us and Meyers has spelled with just one e. Tom Meyers.us. First of all, when you go there, there's a little band of the tabs that says, oops, this site has expired. If you are in this site owner, please renew your premium

subscription or contact support. Oh Jesus Christ. But looking at all this site is set up. It looks like it was just hard code. It's just there's no design. It looks like a blog style kind of a thing. Yeah, a blog template. A blog before blogs existed. Right. What year was this made? I have no idea. Is there a copyright on the bottom? 2003 is the first date. Maybe that's when it was built. Wow. And then I had to be out done. What a great headshot Jeff highs in comedy.com look at this

Fuck Comedians, they're all they're all say their comedians That's why I brought you on the show Vinnie. That's why you're here I listen to that show and I I Would never of guests that anyone on that show identified themselves as a comedian except for Tom Myers. Oh, this is Abby, the other co-host, and right on her Instagram, stand up comic and producer of lip service comedy show cakes. Lip service.

Yeah, she's a fun one. Look at her. She's got a shirt on. This is fuck 2020. Am I right people? That's, that's, that one's hard to take. But this, this website, you guys have to check out Jeff Heixen Comedy Town. Fucking Cowboy.

I can't believe a site like this exists. This guy's in his 60s. Before we get to the jokes, let's talk about this panel because I actually pulled a couple clips of him introducing these people. Okay. And I think this is gonna be a really good way for the path that I've taken you down right now. Right, let's do it.

Away from your game plan. So I want you to start with panel number one where he introduces Abby Mellow. Now I want you to realize folks, when you podcast, Carl can tell you this and anybody who's accomplished at it, the goal is to be entertaining. Correct. The goal is to, when you're introduced on the show, you want to make an impression. You want the people to recognize your voice and like that you're talking. Yeah.

Please play my panel one clip. So you're saying she's going to do that of these things. Just listen to this. This is like, you're talking. Yeah, please play my panel one clip. So you're saying she's gonna do none of these things? Just listen to this. This is like, hey, just listen to this. I know. I just want to see how far we can go without ever playing a clip. Here we go. Jeff, how about yourself? I find myself with a lot more free time since the elections. So I've been going back and I watched a me TV,

me TV, which shows very old programs or show really what shows that were around when I was younger. And I find that you can't escape politics because one of the regular sponsors of meat TV is the aforementioned Mike Pillow guy. So my wife and I are sitting there just watching some old show and all of a sudden I yell out F you at the TV because it's the my my pillow head.

So 2020 can't be over soon enough and I can't wait to start forgetting these people. Well, welcome to the show Jeff. You're right. Fucking bore. Yeah. Yeah. Just story, bro. Jeff, what what's going on how are things going with you well I'm swearing at the TV for no reason why guess things are going well well I want you to by the way Let me tell you what me TV is yeah, and I have to know what this is because I worked for a television station

right it is a over-the-air antenna channel that plays shows that are basically almost public domain at this point Yeah, they don't have to pay for the right people who don't have cable. Yeah, it's for people who are just losers. So enjoy me TV, Jeff. Well, what I think is funny is this guy is so angry at the world in general, but mostly Republicans and anyone who's just an inch right of center. He's so angry at that, and that he's screaming at the TV when the my pillow guy shows up.

I'm television. Do I put money? Do you think he said fuck you to the TV? Or do you think he said F you? I bet he went F you. He was around his wife, so he probably said F you. I don't lose air. But he's like, I can't wait for 2020 to be over, dude.

You're still gonna be in your skin in 2021. It's still you. You want, you understand that. I hope they just get rid of my TV in 2021. I hope it's God. Me TV. Me TV. So this is the guy who obviously does not acknowledge other people's viewpoints.

We're not listening to them because you can't even see a person trying to sell his product on TV without getting enraged by it. But later on, they talk about how the Fox News people can't stand liberal viewpoints. Being flabbergasted by the positive affirmation to opposing views is a major character trait of Fox hosts. And also, these guys who are in an echo chamber, they all disagree with each other the entire time? If the balls say this. The concept that anybody could believe something

that they have been told not to believe is far into them. These people do not understand that they're just as bad on the other side of things. These people are so smug about it too. That's what's so crazy. Yes. And it goes both ways, but the fact is because it goes both ways, neither side wants to look at it in themselves. And it's very intrually incredible.

I know. It's a goddamn disease. Yes, it is a disease. And when you observe it from the outside, it can be both disturbing and fun. We're gonna try to make it fun today. That's my goal. There's nothing fun here, I'm right.

That's my goal, Vity. Fast forward to later. All right, you wanna talk more about panel introductions? How about panel two? Here's our other, apparently co-host. Yeah. Abby, how's your two weeks been? Uh, I've been quarantining, like for real quarantining,

like not seeing anyone. We're trying to see my significant others, family, including his 90 plus year old grandparents. And so I have been stuck in the house, grading just a regular party animal. You are. I know, I know this is really the really going out strong in 2020. These people are miserable. Do you hear the fucking chemistry here? Yeah, I know. These are the co-hosts of the show. Now there's there's now he brought in two other people. We're gonna go right down the panel. We're gonna do it. Let's see everybody on the show. Let's find out.

Hit number three. Linda, welcome to the show. Thank you for having me. You're from the San Francisco area. Is that correct? That is correct. Yes. Yes. Anything interesting striking you this week that you've noticed? Okay, so I've been following like the rent trends in the Bay Area and there was like this story about how they just continue to plummet and I am hoping to move into San Francisco when this is all done and I get so excited every time they talk about like the reds are plummeting I'm like oh my god like a studio is like still slightly out affordable but like not as much as it was before but um yeah she seems like she has marketable skills I can't believe she doesn't make enough money

to get her to $4,000. She's a 4-to-student apartment. She's a 4-to-student apartment. Carl, welcome to the show. You know I've been following the real estate trends. It turns out I still can't afford shit. I still can afford a studio. That's what you just heard.

Hey, how's it going in your world? I'm poor and destitute. All right, thanks for doing the show. We're gonna get right into it. Now, here's the thing I'm gonna do right now. I am going to play for you folks in our panel for clip. Yes.

The best piece of improv in the entire show. Okay. This is as good as this show gets ladies and gentlemen. Okay. When you hear just the great chemistry at the end of this. And then I'm gonna point something out about this show that you might not have picked up on. All right.

Michelle, welcome back. Thanks. It's good to be here. And he's got some energy this week know, I'll strike you this week. Well, now they're talking about Joe Sox. And I've never been so happy in the last four years than the biggest piece of news about the president on a particular time frame was a piece of clothing that and it wasn't a diaper. Oh, did I see that out loud? I have for legal reasons, I have no knowledge that President Trump has ever or will ever wear diapers. Too late. That's going to be the teaser for this episode.

That's cool. I think you should name the episode after that. Michelle says, you stuck. That was the best part. That was the best part. That was the best improv between them for the entire show. I just want everybody to know that. That was it. I hope you enjoyed it. So strap it, kids.

So here's the crazy thing that you might not have picked up on. Every episode is almost precisely 30 minutes long. What is he paying for bandwidth? Which tells me this is highly edited. And I don't know why he thinks 30 minutes is the right way. Maybe Bill Maher told him that. But it does not need to be 30 minutes. There's no such thing as it shows it's 30 minutes.

If it's a television show is 22 and a half, if it's a radio, it's less than that. Right. To fill a 30 minute time. So I don't know what he's thinking with this, but it's edited to shit. Because you wouldn't just have a show that's exactly 30 minutes of time. Not only is it edited to shit what you left makes me wonder what fuck is editing it?

All right, so you just played that final panel as he was introduced. I have a clip on here. That's the cast everybody I have a clip on here that says crazy lady chimed in this woman is nuts They have the same last name President what? This woman is nuts. Or they have the same last name as President White. And they're smart. He's bringing in smart people. Remember, that was like everyone. There are smart people who are going to understand things. What do you bring the rage down a knob or two?

All these people are supposed to be comedians. This will be a comedy show. I have another clip of that. This is our big enough set at people who went to a Trump rally number two. Just my number two clip. Really, I thought that was an example of a really big brain trust there. That just, you know, you know where the smart ones come out. Do you think it's gonna be fun to hang out with me? You know where the smart ones come out. Oh god, they're really terrible Carl. All right. Can I get into some jokes? They didn't. I would love to

play some of these and get your take on what is going on here. So what happens the show format is this Tom Myers comes on and does a monologue in front of his guests who have to endure that. Then he brings up some questions and they have a little discussion. He brings some clips in. They listen to Sesame Street for some reason Yeah, we're gonna talk about that later And then at the end Tom Myers does more jokes for some reason, but here's the thing I would break it down slightly differently. Okay, it is he does more jokes

But basically what he does is these horrible set up punches set up punches, setup punches. Right, panel everybody. Panel introduces the panel. You just heard that, folks. And then it goes back to him doing the setup punch jokes to the panel and them temporarily laughing. Yes. Yes.

Yeah, oh, I have lots of great reactions. Here's an example of one of the reactions here. If your kid took a test in school and he only got one question right out of over 30, then you'd want to pump a little fucker full of riddlin'. And that's as big of a laugh as he received. The entire show. For the entire monologue.

I actually, I played this reaction in a couple of weeks ago. We just wanted to listen to a little bit of this guy's show. And I have to say that this reaction is hilarious. Amy Coney Barrett has already heard a few cases as a Supreme Court justice. Now is her biggest challenge. It wasn't her confirmation. It's now that she's on the court

and she has to stop Brett Kavanaugh from trying to fuck her. Whoa. Whoa. His God's gone like oh Language the language here Get's like fucking brutal but then again, that's the Bill Mar thing I wish when I'm like why does Tom come out with these things about smoking weed and like pretty outrageous concepts But it's totally just copying Bill Mar

100% yeah, here's another example. He is an uglier Bill Marley That sounds impossible. Lara Ingram tweeted that Joe Biden will be 78 when he enters the White House, whereas Ronald Reagan was 78 when he left. True, but what Lara Ingram doesn't take into account is that at the time Reagan left the White House, his brain was 178. What does that mean?

I don't know what that means. Means he had a disease. Why was his brain 100 years older than he was? I think he's trying to make like an Alzheimer's joke. Does that make Alzheimer's a dimension? Yeah, but how does that make sense? Your brain doesn't age at Alzheimer's. So this is one of those jokes where he thinks everyone's just

going to follow along and understand everybody. You did? Well, I don't know. I understand that he's alluding to Alzheimer's. But you're right. I didn't. The thing is, when you do a joke like this, you have to make sure that the words you choose

paint the picture properly. And he never does that. I feel like all of these jokes that I'm listening to, not only they're not good, they're half written. They're half written. Yeah, like I said, he's not trying to elicit laughter. He's trying to, you do agree with them. Correct. Reagan fucking wasn't idiot.

Yeah. He should end every single fucking punch line with them. Am I right? Yeah, it's one of those types of things. So getting back to introducing the panelists, this is so poorly done from a production standpoint. This is how you would never run a show. Correct. This is how you would never do it. It's awkward for everyone involved. Ancestry.com now screens for potential health problems in addition to tracing your family history.

We looked at the sample you sent us. It turns out you were dissonally related to Mary Queen of Scots, and you've got Bull Cancer. And now on with the show, I like to welcome our panelists Jeff Heisen and Abby Mello. Oh, how you going on a high note? I'm high top. They have to applaud themselves. For some reason there's a lot of clapping. Let me tell you, when you do production, this is how you introduce someone who's going to be at your show.

And no, we would like to welcome this evening's host, a man who caused the old country buffet to rename their sneeze guard to Seaman Guard. Give it up for ROC Podcasts on Vinnie Paulino. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you. That's a good turn. Thank you. So, yeah, exactly. All you, thank you. That's a third. Thank you.

So, yeah, exactly. All you want to do, that was actually from a isotope show, 2014. Yes it is. You hosted for us. A isotope yoke. Yeah, it was an isotope yoke show. Really lame, everybody.

Yeah. It wasn't the best. It was hosted very well. Now, I want to say this, the way his joke style is like a very classic joke style, but it is incredibly just poorly executed. And that's the thing here. There's two things he's doing wrong with his execution.

One is the delivery, and then the other one is the writing. Right. And what happens is he comes up with premises, so here's an example of it. He comes up with a joke that you're like, well, that's not even mildly amusing, and I'm not even sure it makes sense. Here's a quick example.

Chris Christie is one of the few big name Trump supporters who are urging him to concede and start the transition. As biggest Chris Christie is, he could be the first person ever to jump ship to actually stop it from sinking. is, you could be the first person ever to jump ship to actually stop it from sinking. Yeah, I mean, Chris Christie's fat, so jumping off a ship should be good, as far as it's sinking, but see, it's what I was trying to say earlier. It's called word economy. Yes. The first joke that I ran out of the gate from this show. The first joke out of the

gate. I swore at my computer. Like this guy watching the fucking my pillow guy. What? Oh fuck you, Carl. Yeah, yeah, this this joke. And I'm gonna explain why he thinks this is a joke after we listen to it. But this is insane. Hello. Welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. Travel decreased, owing to people not going to see their families this Thanksgiving. Not because of COVID, but because they discovered how racist the relatives really are. All right, so what's happening? Yeah, they're all Italians. If you look inside Tom Syke, what's going on here is that he sees everyone as a racist.

Yeah. And so it's just like, oh, I bet he doesn't talk to his family anymore. I bet he's so fucking far gone that he thinks that anyone who's watching anything other than MSNBC I'm pretty sure that his family stopped talking to him, which for Christmas, what do you mean? He all gave him all a copy of his DVD. That's a good point. Fair enough.

All right. I'll give it to you. You know, Carl, to even sum it up even more, just like, because I'm so annoyed by it. Yeah. Like when you do a set up punch joke, you don't want to make it so hard for people to think about. Right. Like when you're doing a thing, it's got to have a rhythm to it, but he's just got so

much shit and stupid words crammed into it that it just loses anything that possibly could be redeeming about it. Alright, I will give you another example. Please now. White House- Actually, no, this one's great. This one is so fucking stupid. He hates truck drivers. Supposedly, there is a group of pro-trump truck drivers who are planning to go on strike. Good. No truck splashing water, mud, and other debris on my vehicle, and, as a bonus, no truck stop waitresses being groped or sexually assaulted.

Do you hear that Andy Todd virus six all truckers are rapists? Well, he's got a point. I mean, we just did creepiest trucker on the creep off couple weeks ago. There was there was a panel. I mean, you had a guy who literally was driving down the fucking highway and a CSI crime scene. I think that was one of my rare wins.

Yeah, I think it was mistaken on that one. He's so terrible. He. Well, he's actually he's actually a hero because he has women on his podcast. You know, I certainly don't consider, you know, myself, what I do, history making, I try and have mostly, you know, women on my podcasts. I'm so sick of all male podcasts that I go on. So this is great because he's like, listen, this isn't history making, but I include women on my shows. And I don't want to be acknowledged for that,

but then he doubles down at it. I'm certainly not the first, you know, comic to start a comedy podcast featuring mostly women. So I don't want to to my own horn in that regard. Your thoughts about a mostly female cabinet besides it's long-tested overdue? Does it, it sound like he does want to be acknowledged for having women on his podcast?

When he matches it multiple times, I don't need to be acknowledged for this, but I'm having women on my podcast a lot. I played this clip for my wife earlier. Yeah, what did you call it? Who happens to be a woman? I did not know that. Congratulations.

Thank you. Well done. Thank you. We got the DNA test. I don't know what did you think about it. No, so I just said to her, I want you to listen to the answer that this woman gave to that.

And I actually have it clipped Carl. Oh, beautiful. It is a WR1. Okay. Now, he asked the woman who couldn't afford the studio apartment. Right. What do you think about Joe Biden

appointing an all female communications cabinet? Go ahead. So, you know, I think it's great. It's an all female communications team. However, that's how it should have been the whole time. Women are way better at communicating than men are. And by the way, what I don't think so. Even my wife said I don't think that's a carrot. I mean, the white knightness of Tom Myers

is just, it gives me the douche chills. Oh, you mean this? You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. I do. I do.

I do. You guys will never believe it. I didn't run into a building. I didn't even save a cat for a tree. I let a woman talk into a microphone on my terrible show. He is a hero and he should be applauded. Hey, you know, he, during that, he was talking about like, how much he doesn't like doing all these shows with guys.

And then he took a shot at somebody. He did. I am number one. I'll probably play mine. Listen to this tough talk. Yup. It's like, I'll be invited to go on a podcast and it'll be someone. I'll be on with someone like Tim Dylan and I'll be like, you know, no, I mean, I'd rather go on with someone who has a pussy rather than someone who is one Shots fired right. I know Tim Dylan's listening. Yeah, the huge fan of the show. I'm sure. Tom Myers is taking a shot at you.

This is what's so insane about that. He was on real ass podcast with Louis J Gomez because they were all goofing on him. Yes. They brought Tim Dylan on to goof on him. And he's like, yeah, I get invited on all male podcasts all the time, you know, I'm there with Tim Dylan. Like, no, you're not.

I'm in the same league as Tim Dylan, you fucking moron. You're gonna goof down because you're an idiot. You are literally the fucking elephant man brought in to be put on display for everyone's scored and ridiculed dipshit. It's like Stuttering John saying, I used to work on the Howard Sird show. It's like no, no, no, no, you were a stunt boy.

No, you were a backpack. He worked there. You were a backpacker. Stop it. Leave the guy alone. Fair enough. You was very talented on that show. I apologize his but I know you guys are friends. Yep. Now listen The fucking The culture on the show drives me crazy. I want to play a couple more clips of the girl who couldn't afford the apartment Yeah, she's grown. I just want you to hear this and I want you to know. Yeah, you're on blast

I just want you to hear this and I want you to know. Yeah, you're on blast. Okay Women's rights too. That's what the WR stands for. Okay. The all male podcast. Yeah, it's gonna is dying This whole thing was just like two or three guys talking to microphones. That's done so no one cares about that anymore They all agreed too So I also have this one. This is another clip from I can't tell if it's her the other one, but play my last one right clip. And this is a they talked about Instagram versus Facebook. And why Instagram was better than Facebook. And I want you to hear this answer and tell me your head doesn't explode. Yeah. Like there's just too much with the hands like, oh okay, before you play that,

I'm going to set this one up up because this had me dying laughing. And for once on this show, I actually agreed with this woman when she said this. I think you should do it. You should leave Facebook for sure. Who actually watches like your Facebook lives? Like our Latinatias, our ants, will like walk around like are, you know, any kind of

get together, like filming on Facebook live. And I asked myself, like, who's watching your Facebook live? She sounds like a mentally ill person, but I do agree you're there with your family. Broke a clock. You don't need to be broadcasting this, but then she ruins her own point when she says this. Instagram live feels different than Facebook live, because I do watch people's Instagram lives. Instagram live, that's where that's where it's at. There's no fucking difference.

So they ask her what the difference is and that's what your clap is, which is so fucking this. What's the difference? And this, I'm telling you folks, I couldn't believe I heard the sentence. Yes. Like, there's just too much with the hands like between the thumbs up and the poking. Like, that's, that's a lot. It feels like harassment, you know, coming from, you know, from my perspective as a woman. Do you know when they got rid of the poke on Facebook? I think I was still in college when the poke was on Facebook.

What is she talking about? You know, before you even were on there when it was just the Facebook, it wasn't a poke. it was called a finger blast. So I understood. So I understand why people would be offended by that. And I get it, but the poke, come on. The messy Facebook. Come on, pussycat.

No, I'm just kidding. I fucking don't even know what to make of that. Well, just as a woman, I feel like the poke or the thumbs up on Facebook is aggressive. Dude, that's a microaggression of thumbs up on Facebook. How dare you? I's a microaggression, a thumbs up on Facebook. How dare you? I want a heart emoji and that's all I ever want to see out of you.

Great. This one has definitely been popped by her dad if she thinks a thumbs up emoji. It's a microaggression. Somebody did something really bad to her and then just fucking fonzied. Hey, just two thumbs up and she's done for life. So I think we've established where these people are coming from

and what their deal is and how amazing it is that they have men and women and people of different, I actually think it's great. It's fantastic. And the one woman had to vet the show before she came on to make sure that it was okay for her. I listened to some earlier episodes and I'm like, okay, yeah, you have a variety of perspectives. Okay, that's cool, that's cool.

They have a variety of perspectives. So Vinnie, she didn't listen to shit that if that's what she'd take. No, Vinnie, I'm gonna tell you, different perspectives in their mind means different genders and ethnicities with the same perspective. That's what different perspectives,

I'm like, literally, they're using the word, the opposite of what it is. I would The after a different perspective. I'm like literally they're using the word, the opposite of what it is. I would say that a spot on. I would say you absolutely nailed that. Correct. Do you want to talk about the Sesame Street shit? Okay, so I'm listening to this. And they played a clip of the news

soon to be Secretary of State. Yeah, it was on Sesame Street. Yeah. Doing like a kid's bit with Grover. Yeah, about the UN. Now, I just want to play that clip for you. I want you folks to hear the bit that they played. Yep. This isn't his material.

This is from Sesame Street. Go ahead, Carl. Here is Secretary of State designate Anthony Blinken in a previous capacity representing the government explaining refugees on an episode of Sesame Street. May I ask you a question? Hi, I'm Deputy Secretary Tony Blinken from the State Department. Wow, you have a long name. I am trying to find the big, unbuilding.

And that is so confusing because, you know, untied means not tied and unhappy means not happy. So unbuilding must be not that building. I have been looking and looking everywhere and I cannot. What does an unbuilding must be not that building. I have been looking and looking everywhere and I cannot, what does an unbuilding even look like? No, no, Grover, it's not the unbuilding, it's the UN building. Oh, now Carl. That's a really good writing right there.

Carl, yep, G2, please. I kind of love how stupid funny Grover is. Like, it's been a while since I've seen Sesame Street, but that unbuilding, that really got me in the beginning. Like, that's a funny joke. That is an unfunny joke. That's the worst joke. There's nothing funny about that joke.

You think that's good humor? These people are uncombedients. Yes. These people think theyience. Yes. These people think they're comedians. I don't wanna think it Grover. It was so fucking like, really? And she followed this up. She, he lets people ramble on the shelf.

First, Edlett is, you think it is. Yes, I do. These are some fucking ramblers. This woman goes on to explain what she thinks they should do with Grover, G3. I would like watch like Grover as like a commentator, like on like a CNN show or something, like just talk to all these like people who this is their job to talk about politics, and just like watch and just misunderstand everything and just bring it down to like a children's level.

I'm for more of those types of interaction. Because you are a child. That's why you want that. She is for Tom's guest. She is a reason why she enjoys Sesame Street is because she has the mentality of a child. There's no other explanation for that. This is not good, witty humor. This is a children's show.

I was so like just Carl hard in hand listening to this today. I cannot believe that this is what made the edit if it is as edited as you claim that it is. Well, I'll show you an example of why I think this is edited. Tom ends the show and he says, I have a final thought. He says, end the show is with this final thought. So this is so much.

So this is so much. What exactly? Exactly. So this is like his one more joke that he wants to get in at the end. And listen to the very beginning here of how he edits in. I don't think he said the final thought thing the first time

But before we go my final thought as we approach the holiday season Let's all be did you hear that? But before we go my final thought is recorded very differently than the rest of this whole podcast Listen again, but before we go my final thought as we approach the holiday season Let's all be considerate of one another I especially want to address this. Everybody who cater is to holiday shoppers. Please make sure all your

Wait, that's that. That I think was really bad. That was a bad one. That was like my at it. I'm speaking of the sound production. So Sesame Street is five DBs or 60 Bs higher than any conversation they're having. And then when that one really depressed woman is talking you can't hear anything at all, they didn't compress this or normalize it, they did nothing. Not a thing, not that you would know what that is. I do, I do talk about it.

I do those things every week, you motherfucker. I'm coming over to the table. As we approach the holiday season, let's all be considerative one another. I especially want to address this to everybody who cater is to holiday shoppers. Please make sure all your customers practice shopping very safely, maintain social distancing, and wearing a mask. And if any of your customers refuse to do that, do the only humanitarian thing possible.

Telling their kids that the coronavirus killed Santa Claus. Good night. Good night, you ghouls. What was that laugh? He really ended that in bang. He had a tough time getting that joker. He must have done three or four takes of that. There were a lot of cuts in it.

Well, it's really hard to have something dead hysterical as a punchline and be able to keep a straight face with all the things that you want to do. That's gotta be it. Honestly, Vinnie goes back to word economy. The reason why he's stumbling through these jokes is this is too many fucking words in that part. Hey, remember folks, this holiday season. Here, this is easy. Hey everybody, remember this holiday season,

be nice to each other. And for those of you who aren't being nice, whatever, I don't even know what the fucking punch line is. I forgot, I was staring at you. I was staring at you because I was like, do you remember where he went with the hell? I don't, I don't even remember. And that, all right, here's an example. No,, all right, here's an example of a jokey tell us on episode four.

And you guys got to tell me jokes and more episodes. Yeah, that ain't hate me. Yes. So listen to this because this is the most nonsensical thing I've ever heard. I need you guys to explain to me why he thought this was a joke and or funny Hello, welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world as the transition to a Biden administration is postponed And efforts are made to deny the election results It's apparent that Donald Trump believes he has served up his vision of this country to Americans like he's serving up a big bowl of mashed potatoes And all the Biden voters

79 million Americans have put their dicks in it. Okay. I think he was going for this. Was that because it was supposed to be like Thanksgiving themed? I think he was going for this joke. He looked around in his body. He just got beat at counterpart.

Almost take my dick in the mouth. Potato. That's the mask. But hey. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He was by himself. I imagine like whatever his studio is, looks a lot like Rupert Pupkin. Yes, I was just thinking the same thing. A King of Comedy. I think he gets the audience there. And he's got the sign going off. Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.

It's the King of Comedy Tom Mars. Except for everybody on the, no, no, no, no. Exucks. Except for Zagy the Bill Marshall. That's right. You know, it's probably in the round. He's like, welcome to Real Talk with Tom Mars. He's looking around as he's doing delivering the jokes

with a smug little prick face. He looks like Tommy Muay's more smug baby. No one's gonna know what that means. I know what you do, so you left. All right, so here is a joke that Tom says, he might have said this off the cuff. This might not have been one that was written down. And I'm just going to say that it doesn't work

in the context of this conversation. He'll probably spend, they're talking about what's Trump gonna do in his last few weeks of office. He'll probably spend these last weeks as president doing what he's been doing the last four years, which is being on Pornhub when he's not on camera. Boom, high-tech. So is there a thing where we think Trump's jerking off

to the internet a lot? I don't even know if he knows how to use. So what if there's so many better punchlines? Right, well what if in the right joke is to say like pictures of his daughter's graduation day or something. Like sure. Like you want to work that angle into it,

but just jerk off to Pornhub. That could have been about anybody. Yeah. While this guy sure does jerk off the porn hub a lot, you know, who snort and adder all off the resolute desk. That's a better joke. That would have been a better joke. Yeah.

Right. Somebody that actually pertains to Trump, something that we know about Trump. Right. He's a traitor to his daughter, he's a drug addict. Would have been funnier. That poor dog.

He was looking at a portal. That's very good. Let's see your web browser, Tom. Let's talk about how bad ass time is. So the one woman, I've gone back to episode four now. This one woman is talking about, she has a lot of anxiety and at 4am, she's worried about, she has the weight of the world out of her shoulders and she's worried about that she pulled her laundry out of the dryer and all these different things are running through her head.

And she has time. What goes on with you at 4am? My 4am is sending a tweet and then thinking this will probably get me suspended for a few days, but fuck it. Wow, wow, you're active in the morning. By the way, Tom has never once tweeted anything that Twitter would give a flying fuck about. Correct. He's not that edgy.

I don't know who he thinks he is. It is owned by, well he thinks he's built by. He blocked me, so I can look at his Twitter today. Now, he's not on Politipod anymore? You know he's not, he got kicked off of that. They threw him off of the Politipod. I mean, I know, I'm speculating. Do they need someone to play Dick Payne?

Do you want to be Dick Payne? That was such a great bit. Yeah. Call me Politipod. I'm surprised he doesn't have a call and show bit on this podcast. Maybe in the future. Maybe in the future. No, that's the old show.

This is something fresh and new, Carl. Let's talk about racist again, Vinny. Do you know how you determine if somebody is racist or not? If they're Italian. You're really leading into that one, Mr. Paulino. No, how do you tell someone's racist, Carl? Well, back in the old, bolden time days, you would call someone a racist if they wore like, I don't know, a white hood and burned a cross out in front of someone's yard.

If they were yelling the Edward, people walk you down the street. Yeah, the Edward, not allowing them into their business, maybe dragging them with their pick-up truck or something like that. Nowadays, it's a little bit different. They bring on this woman who's a different panelist or winning the Olympics and putting your fist up at Abjuskittin. I'm totally kidding. How's your observations of the selection been? You know, it's been different because I didn't realize how many races lived in my neighborhood

until this election happened. I mean, when they put the signs out, I was like, oh, but then when they started putting the flags out, I was like, okay, we shouldn't go for a walk anymore. So, was a Trump flag put out? A Trump sign, an American flag, is what proves that you are a racist according to these fucking idiots. It's not a fucking sniper, Nass.

It's a flag lunatic. It's insane. That's stupid. Yeah. I can't believe thatatic. It's insane. That's stupid. Yeah. I can't believe that people like live that way. That they literally like mentally are there. It's why they're having it a hard time with life. Wow.

It's why they're not doing very well. Anything else you want to play from this show? Yeah. I want to, there's one clip I have that is a rare moment of self-awareness from Tom Myers. Oh great. Let's hear it. I'm not nice, hot, or fuckable. Yeah, you heard that that was my call of the-

I figured you oughta keep it. And then my summation of the show, very simple. Bull cancer. That's a ball cancer. That's pretty much the show. He doesn't even say testicular cancer. That was a written joke too. He's like, oh, it's 23 of me. If I don't, you got ball cancer. I'm not gonna lie. If I was going for testicular cancer. That was a written joke too. He's like, oh, it's 23 of me.

If I don't, you got ball cancer. I'm not gonna lie. If I was going for the punchline. You think ball cancer is my... I think ball cancer is funnier than easier than saying testicular for talking word economy. Okay. And you want something that hits.

Okay, but Tom Meyer sounds like an idiot in a moron with everything that he says. So when he says ball cancer, I just think that he's an idiot in a moron. All right, well, I should be corrected. I guess think that he's an idiot and a moron. All right. Well, I said, they're correct. I guess maybe that's why I thought that. All right, so this is a very awkward ending where these idiots clap for themselves. Imagine doing a show where you're wrapping up, you're pretending there's an audience there,

but there isn't. So you all have to like clap for yourself. This whole thing is just awkward with bad jokes and. And on that note, that's our show. I want to thank Jeff Heisen, Abbie Mello, and Shireen Kasam. Thank you. Thank you. And now my final thought. I hope his final thought is, I hope this bullet does the job. And now my final thought. In the weeks before January 20 and in this final year of humanity as is left on life support, we can see the effects Donald Trump has had on this country.

For instance, we have seen how much of a deal maker he can be. He's managed to combine two or three ways of a global pandemic into one major wave, how uniquely American. What did that mean? I don't have a two or three ways. Did you two out of that one? I was trying to let's do it. I do it. Three ways to know one single wave. Is that like a wave goodbye? I mean, I don't understand the joke. I'm taking a leap just to try to figure out the fuck he's talking about. All right. I don't like his final

thoughts. I don't like his final thoughts I Don't think they're very good. I wish his final thoughts were things like that pillow under my knees before I put my head in the oven Was a good idea like I hope those are his final thoughts. I was final thought is can I kick this chair out fast enough right? I hope his final thought is I hope the police shoot first final thought is I hope the police shoot first. Like. Hahaha. Hahaha. Um, all right.

I just can put on this flavor because this guy is really stupid. We don't really want you to die. We actually just want to eat your restaurant. We're looking forward to it. I'm going to Baltimore. Yeah. Next time Carl loses an S to spend the creep off wheel. We're actually looking forward to get some mental out.

You know, I thought about that. If this guy spits my enchiladas, dude, Carl, I thought about this long and hard. Tom Mars, you spit an enchiladas. Tell the truth. You tell me right now. Nachos. Now, if you do end up having to go for the creep off consequence and have to go to Tom Mars restaurant,

I almost want to go with you. You want to say? Just because I just have to see the reaction when he hears your fucking voice, walk into that restaurant. Table of two! Like whatever a noxious bullshit you say. I'll be walking it laughing like a hyena.

Smile talking every time. Smile talking to the host. Oh gross. But yeah, he's not very good at podcasting. I gotta say this show, if I have to rate it. Yeah. It's a two out of a thousand. All right, so I will say that not only is he bad at podcasting,

which is evident with the poor editing, his terrible delivery, but he's really just bad at comedy too. He doesn't understand how jokes work. No, he clearly doesn't. You would think somebody who's been working as long as he has, and I've seen them on stages, like I've seen clips of him. Yeah. You would think that somebody's been working as long as he has. And I've seen them on stages, like I've seen clips of them. Yeah. You would think that somebody would say to this guy, or he would figure out by now,

by just by absorption of being around comedians, you would learn how to edit a joke. Well, he has like four or five comedy albums. I remember him talking to Lewis about that. Lewis lost his shit. It's like, what? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Listen, man, you could, anyone could produce a comedy album.

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What are we even talking about? I love it. That is very good, good job, Chris. Can I say something that's funny? Yeah, producer. I'm waiting for you. Been waiting all day. Producer Chris was a joke name. And that was actually producing shit for us.

Like, I should call you comedian Vitty. That's the bad works. I'm funny comedian. I didn't know I was gonna get so much girlfriend today. This is great. You comedian Vity see that works unfundly comedian I didn't know I was gonna get so much crover today. This is great. Oh Man, so we did that show Notes of a goon a couple of weeks ago, okay, and what happened was I

Posted it and then the guy sent out a tweet that he wasn't really thrilled that we did a certain episode. Now, if I recall, he had asked you to review the show. Correct. So then they went on their show, last tweet was a thank you, right? The tweet was, you picked the wrong episode, boo, kind of thing. And I didn't respond well to it because I hate that type of shit. When you asked me to review your show, and then you liked the way that you that you reviewed it turns out there's more to it that I did not know and They addressed this on their most recent episode This is the setup they emailed you and

Told you to tell me that the day the show comes out To shit on them, did they not? Yeah, that was the information that I had. Yes, because they don't tag people for the shows that they drop. But it's supposed to be like a secret, secret ballot review. But what they did was,

emailed you, to tell me, to shit on them, so we can have a back and forth and then they'll invite me on the show Okay, well, I didn't know we were just we were just totally breaking cave Abe Chris I need you to email Carl and let him know that if he wants me to do the show I'm gonna need a little more gratitude. So listen to what's going on here. And Jody B, I love you buddy, but you're really fucked this up, man, because they think Jody B is our producer. So what they think happened is after I reviewed their show, our producer told them, hey, talk shit about us, and then we'll talk shit about you, we'll start a little podcast feud,

and then we'll go on each other's shows, and it'll be like this little thing that we do which I've never done. I never tell people how to react to something. I don't try to set up fake feuds. Like all the feuds that we have out here are legit. I just find it weird that somebody emailed you to begin with to have their show featured on the show. No but that's great though. Chris from Brooklyn that's awesome. I love that he did that and I was surprised that he didn't take it well, but then I found out he was pretending that I take it well, because he thought

that's what we wanted him to do, which is not what I did with the dude. I didn't lost you. There's a lot of layers. Yes, yes, that's what I'm telling you. So what happened was he emailed me, I did the show, and then Jody B reached out to Mike his producer, and he thought Jody B represented WTP.

He does not, and he said, hey man, what you should do is you should tweet out that you're pissed about this and then you can get something going and it's like, oh, I would never do this. And all these guys around here thinking that's what happened and they're calling me out for having a fake show. I don't care.

My whole thing was like, you guys asked us to tweet about you. You guys are literally a work shoot. Is what they're doing, like it's like, you're like, it's fucking, whatever, man, they got a gimmick, you get some over, like they're fans enjoy it there. No, they're fans. Don't realize you're being worked.

They're speaking in wrestling carny. Yes, correct. There's a lot of, that's why I thought you would like this, Betty. Yeah, for those of you who want to know what a shoot work is, that means a shoot is something that's real, but a lot of, that's why I thought you would like this, Betty. Yeah, for those of you who want to know what a shoot work is, Yes. That means a shoot is something that's real, but a work is something that's fake.

Right. So they even go into an example of why they think that I'm getting this over on my fans. So they're opined that all of this is just made up, all of our fudes and everything that's going on is made up because we just produce this, we manufacture this behind the scenes, not true at all. I promise you that. And there's people that legitimately want to murder you.

Correct. You've talked to them. And you can't prove that. I can't prove anything. Anyway, so this is, this is them comparing that to wrestling, like you're talking about. You're gonna kick out of this. Come on, man. I don't know that. If you tell me, you think, you think- Wrestling fans used to pull guns

on Jim Cornett in the 70s. And that's and there was a book that was written in the 30s called Fall Guys about how wrestling is fake. You're just doing what I'm saying. They go with no. What does that have to do with anything? Well, what he's saying is that our audience is gullible and we believe and they believe that like my fudes with people are real. Even though they're not, they even bring up this example. Like, I will tell you, no, no, it was just weird to me that it's like, you know, these guys

who clearly stole an OP and Anthony bit for their show, right, just spent that much time just working a fucking angle with OP. It was, why? Is that also a work shoot? I mean, I can't imagine I don't know dude Opie's got nothing else going on it might be this is like the CM pump CM pump pipe bomb if the pipe was a fucking Meth pipe are you finally going to admit and tell everybody the truth that you and Opie shared things giving together this year at

His house in the Hamptons Opie reached out to me five years ago and said Carl I want you to take the Jack tober bet I'm gonna start a podcast in three years, three and a half years. Take the Jacktober bet, run it for a while, see if you can get a trash, you probably won't. Just wait for me to get fired. Wait for me to get fired.

And then I'm gonna, these motherfuckers are saying that I'm in this with Opie. We're in this together, these motherfuckers. I have a phony. And then what I did think was funny about this was they started pulling up pictures of me, they just started googling me. And there's a picture of me with Stavros from Compton.

And this is pretty funny, they goof out of me again. No, I'm just saying like that. We're coming in here half cock. That's how you know this isn't a work. Cause I don't know what to say. Oh, then that was a picture of fucking Stavros and Carl. And Stavros is a fucking sexy beast next to Carl. That's true. I honestly, I pointed out that this guy had the fucked up teeth in a picture

where Stav's missing a tooth. A tooth, yeah. Without a hint of irony. That was really funny. Unfortunately. What's the issue I like it now? No, Tim McGoon. Unfortunately, Mike doesn't like me now. Oh, man, I hate Carl. I genuinely don't like it.

I have no problem with it. I'm sure everything they said was funny and correct. I'm with Mike. Fair enough. By the way, I want to point out, as they're talking about all this, I didn't hear this type of energy at any point on the show that I reviewed, but if I had- I wouldn't have had an infection at his face, Carl. I didn't listen to that episode, he'd be like, fucker, if I had heard clips like this, I would have been other things to say.

Because fucking podcasting is stupid, chewing podcasts about podcasts are stupid, the tonight show is stupid, everybody can go fuck themselves, especially Carl, from who are these fucking podcasts That's the guy ahead of you. I'm like, oh, and this is this guy's ranting. All right, cuz that's what I thought I was gonna get It's it was like a sub dude boring conversation But anyway props and notes of a goon. I like your guys response and I promise you I never want to do at my show

I miss you. I never want to do at my show. I promise you that. I will vouch for it. He does need that. I don't need the aggravation. Oh my god. We also talked about Raindown Rantcast. You'd rather have had the HetherW. Oh god.

So we talked about Raindown Rantcast a few weeks ago. And the host Chris just put out an episode dedicated to our review of his show and his response is a little Patrick Michael ask listen to this. But they had clips they had notes. They probably stayed up writing jokes had it all set up you know they couldn't wait to talk about it you know me I was going to smoke fucking weed anyways and hang out with my buddy so I fucking recorded it. What about it? Now I get, you know, I make money every goddamn download. What the fuck is the problem here?

Ah. Apparently I'm the asshole because this guy could just put out shit and make 0.015 cent every time he- somebody downloads it. Don't poo poo the anchor money carol. Yeah, you got the business model I'll figure it out. I'm the idiot obviously. What do I know about anything? This is a lovely home It is a lovely hub. It's now on the podcasting bills Yeah, that's not a good response sir. No, it's really fucking lame. He didn't have a lot of good responses

He actually there was a story that he told that I shit on when we reviewed his show and his response to that was retelling the story again. I'm like, yeah, I know that's the story I hated you, asshole. This choice is nice now. Oh, what a fucking idiot. I mean, that guy's not a bright guy by any means. All right, this is a second we haven't done in a while, but I think it's long overdue. We got a cringe of the week submission that came in from our friend Daniel Momo. And he's a supporter on Patreon, we appreciate that. There's a show called Whiskey and Water Podcast,

show description. Whiskey and Water is a hilariously lighthearted yet compelling Food for Thought, Field Show hosted by Inf hosted by influencers and to BFFs. So there's these two chicks. Yeah, these two chicks on Instagram. And he describes this clip as two idiots give vocal fry platitudes, spewing a nothing quote while it's happening to sound deeply profound. I really resonated with it. She was saying how, you know, everything is hard to do like bolt when you're like unmotivated hard to do, like bolt when you're, like, unmotivated, that's hard. And when you're being, when you are motivated in doing the work, that's hard

too. And she was just saying, like, pick your hard because everything that you want to do is going to be hard, but also not doing everything that you want to do is hard because then you're like gilting yourself in a bad place. Like you want to do is hard because then you're like gilting yourself and in a bad place. Like you want to be somewhere where you're not and that's hard. That's deep. Wow. Drink.

You know what, whether you do stuff or you don't do stuff, man. Life's tough. Okay. She should be on that other guy's show. The rain down rain cast. Yeah, those two should have a stone cover. It's like a deep convo. About hard things are.

When things are so hard. Vinnie, we gotta get into it. We gotta talk about your friend, because this is what happened after the show last week on W-A-T-P. We ended on Saturday, and we had talked about the fact that Chad Zumaq had a cancel on Stuttering John. And the reason why was because Chad said that someone was going to dox his aunt. His aunt Sharon, his favorite aunt.

If he had appeared on Stuttering John's show, we didn't believe this to be true. So what John did was he tweeted the screen capture of the note that Chad had sent him. Unfortunately, the screen capture included Chad's email address. So Chad was not happy about this and Chad reached out to John and I've seen the DM thread. Chad called John a few words that probably John didn't appreciate. Okay. Kind of thanks the John. You know, I will say this.

I will say this. Please. Because, you know, John, say this. I will say this please because you know John You got to be careful people's private information man, and that's just I'm saying that in just a serious way You got to be pick it you did it to Jason Ellis. I believe yes He gave out a couple of times. Please be more cautious with this stuff correct and one thing we we love goofing on people But doxing people is something that we will never do. Yeah, nobody's doxing anybody around here. Not cool.

So anyway, rightfully so Chad said, take the fucking tweet down and John got very upset about it. He did take it down, but then he went out and said, he tweeted, oh, I don't usually lay into comics, but wait until Tuesday show, cause Chad's really gonna get it. And I couldn't wait to hear what he was gonna say about Chad. So he had a couple days to cool down. Set your third mic ultra or your third little bat over there. It's a little bat blue white.

Okay. I'm on vacation. You're always on vacation. Go to Tampa tomorrow. This is a cheater. Motherfucker. You really throw me out of my game today. I think this might be anybody's last appearance. This is, uh, Ch- Ch- Ch- Ch- Ch Really comes in with a competition that is not deserved in any single way The confidence that only an oblivious fat man could have you know, I got a lot of time on the plane to add it So

He's like that going for me. I'm just teasing you. All right, so he, he decides that he's not going to beat on a guy who's been down on his lock talking about Chad Zumaq. But don't worry Vinny, because you don't want to call somebody out. So he never says his name, even though every single person watching knows exactly who he's talking about. Thank you. Let's keep those super chats coming. And look, I'm not going be the guy, you know,

when he's down. All right, so, you know, just, that's all I could say. You know, I don't, you know, what I need wanna bring it up. I'm not gonna mention any names. You know, I was pissed off at first because, you know, because the guy, you know, you know, used up, you know, because the guy, you know, you know, used up, you know, profanely and called me a few things

because, because Sean Hockey can't. You used to profanely, what did he just say? Oh, I got you. You know, profanely and called me. You used to profanely, yeah. Well, I mean, no one here pissed off. He used to profanely. Just a nitpicking the guy.

Analy and called me a few things because, because Sean Hockey can't do the 25 And I mean, called me a few things because Sean Hockey came to the 25, you know, set me a screenshot, you know, and you and and and I don't blame him because you can only see what was involved. And then, you know, I tweeted it just to prove because this guy was just people were claiming that he didn't you know, that, you know, that he wasn't threatened, which he was. And that's why he canceled them on my show.

So I just said, you know, and I said, you know, this was blackmail, I was, I was supporting it, dude. And he started to trash me. So he throws hockey puck under the bus. Yeah, hockey puck set me down to the screen grab. And I told you know, I tweeted it, but I said, hockey puck, so I want to put his email dress in there, so what am I supposed to do? So then he talks about, it was just an tweeted it, but I said, I keep on putting his email address in there. So, what am I supposed to do?

So, then he talks about, it was just an innocent mistake, Vinnie. When you post a picture on the internet that has somebody's personal information on it, it's just an innocent mistake. Things do have to do it all the time. They don't feel the other time. And, you know, look, I'm not gonna say anything,

I'm not kicking a guy when he's down. I'm not treashing other comics. I don't do that. It's not my nature. Yeah, I was pissed initially because he was calling me things like asshole and dumb fuck. You know, because of the tweet which I immediately took down and then a race had shown a racist email from it. I didn't see it there.

There's an innocent mistake. All right, well, I mean, look, we got an innocent man here. There's nothing he could have done differently. I don't see it there. There's an innocent mistake. All right. Well, I mean, look, we got it. We got an innocent man here. There's nothing he could have done differently. I don't know why Chad's getting all upset, but don't worry. He's not going to trash him. He's not going to trash his comedy. And then he goes on, you know, and then trash is my kind, which he's never seen. And even when I have his DMs where he's begging me to get him, you know, slots to open for me in Florida, you know, and, you know, and I would have, because I'm a good guy like that.

This is amazing. So what he's saying is, first off, Chaz never seen my comedy. That's not true. We've all seen your comedy, John. That's the beauty of this, that we know what your stand-up act is. And it's terrible. Second thing he says is, I'm not going to trash him, even though he was begging me for an opening spot.

So now you're kind of trashing pretending that you're not what you actually are. So you can't have it both ways. And then he says, what should I do? Because I'm a great guy. So now he's the hero. Even though he's doing the thing that he says he wouldn't do. I see the irony. I have more examples. And you know, and he knows like he's saying, oh, I'll put my 45 minutes against him. I don't even know if he has 45 minutes. He's not a headliner. I'm a headliner.

But it doesn't matter. I'm not trashin' the guy. Ah! He's a such a chance, he likes that a headliner. I don't know if he has 45 minutes. The guy's put a stand up forever. He goes, yeah, he's not a headliner. I'm a headliner, but I'm not trashing him.

In the year of the world of comedy, it's calling someone who says they have a solid 45 minutes not a headliner, but I'm not trashing him. In a year of the world of comedy, it's calling someone who says they have a solid 45 minutes not a headliner, trashing them. Too many people claim to have more time than they do. Okay. That's the thing that does happen in the comedy world all the time. And Southern John should know all about the comedy world

because as we all know, he's known for his stand up comedy. The Southern John is known for being one of the greatest man on the street interviewers of all time. This is true. He's also known for being one of the greatest man on the street interviewers of all time. This is true. He's also known for being the announcer on the tonight show. Fred Norris did a very good job with those jokes that he wrote for Stuttering John. I agree with you. Well, let me tell you something. It's not all about who wrote about the liver. You're right. Jackie. You're right. Jackie also did it too. The delivery was the the delivery. All right, fair enough, you got me there.

Why are you laughing? All right, not only is he not gonna trash Chad, but he also demands an apology. I will certainly not trash any, any, any comics comedy. I think it was in poor taste that he did so. He should probably apologize for that cause he has never seen me. And I've headlined all across the country.

So now he wants an apology, even though he just bashed Chad Scott, that he's never saved. But he says the Chad headliner, just Chad headliners. Of course, Chad headliners rooms, yes. I knew Stuttering John was. I didn't know who Chad Zumak was

until he was on your show. Okay. And I also know the Chad Zumak emailed you to be out the show. So it maybe makes sense that Chad would be asking Stuttering John for spots. So if I were him, I would just, you know, end it and we'll leave it at that. And you know, because I'm not going to trash you because, you know, it's A, it's punching down.

I'm not going to trash you because I would be punching down, which is the definition of trashing someone. But this is great because you have to give out his credits on this clip. Punching down, you know, people don't know who you are. And I think you just admitted that on your Instagram. You know, I've been on a lot of shows, like what?

The high-wastoring show for 15 years. And who's very successful there as a writer and performer. And also I've been on the tonight show, very successful there, the 10 years as a writer and performer. You know, I think my resume speaks for itself. But all we can do is talk in her mouth. He's still bringing up that he was on the Howard Search on the Tonight Show. We know! Which is currently in litigation. We know

Boy You know, it's just not in this nature to pile on someone who's having a tough time. So he's not gonna say anything about Chad No, I'm not gonna, you know, I'm not trashin anybody and you know, and that's it especially, you know, when when the person's going through a lot of personal problems. That's not my nature. I'm not gonna pile on and then I'll leave it at that. I know everyone was waiting for me

to do some trash session. It's not gonna happen, okay? Because after I sent that tweet, I deleted it and I changed my mind. So, I'm sitting here right now, and I actually just got an email from Chad. Yeah. He asked if he can open a credit card in my name.

It's... Oh, jeez. So, this is great. Senator John goes out and announces, I'm gonna crush Chad Zuma, I got my show on Tuesday. He gets on the show on Tuesday, decides to crush Chad Zuma.

I just heard it, and then said, but I didn't do that. And I don't know why you guys thought I was going to. John, you can't, he wants to have it every single way. I just heard a man stating his opinion on a situation. Yup, he sure did. And I heard it loud and clear. But don't worry, John is still the hero in this.

If I, you know, if I start getting back into Florida and headline in there, I would even have him open for me because I'm not a vindictive kind of guy. Bullshit! He's not vindictive! It's not our jobs I've vindictive! Well, it's not where you two got into trouble with each other. It's one of the first words I would use when describing

starting John as been dictated. All right. And John show, video I know that you like John, you support him. And I appreciate that about you. Listen, I just want you to know, I don't think the guy did anything that heinous. I agree, I agree.

I think he's a stand up guy and just not a stand up, but he's a stand up guy. And his sheet shots, his show is a fucking disaster, man. Where'd you got done talking to Chad? He's just so bad at moving his show log. Now, without further ado, I'm very excited to have this next guest on. And please keep those super chats coming in.

And before I bring the next guest on, I want to, what the hell? I was going to post my link. I'll just say it. What is it? Uh, I have, you know what? I'll post the link if you wanna donate to me and the program as we continue.

I'm still trying to get that phone system here so I can actually take calls. You don't need a phone system if they call us in the year 2020. Carl, stuff happens when you're doing a live show. Dude, Carl, it's so funny because he's begging for money all the time. Here's my Patreon, here's my PayPal,

constantly begging for money, and then he's like, oh, let me put my PayPal up. Oh shit, what is it, where is it? Oh, I don't even know how, I know what it is. So then he brings out his guest, and his guest is muted. And John ridicules him for not having audio when he brought him on.

And now let's bring on Greg Prado, author extraordinaire to the Stuttering John program. How are you, Greg? All right, Greg, nothing better than a mic that don't work. Yeah, the expert. All right, Greg, nothing better than a mic that don't work. Yeah, the expert. All right, Greg, I can't hear you, my brother. Something, turn your computer mic on. All right, if you want to fix it just, you might have to log back in and then, you know, fix it and then log back in, okay?

That is way better advice than anything I've ever got trying to call like a customer service line for technical systems. To be fair, that was way more clear and concise. I just love that this guy has had technical problems that I've witnessed 50 times. And his first instinct is that it's the other guy's fault. Like if I was having some a guest on and I couldn't hear them, I'm scrambling to figure out, like, oh, what am I doing wrong? There's probably something that I need to plug in or change up and John's just like,

you fucking idiot, your bike's off. Hey dummy, I can't hear you, cause your bike's off, fucking get a new bike, you idiot, I think a job. Well, that's your approach. I know, we all have different approaches, I guess. Let's talk about John's finances. He gets the money from superch approaches, I guess. Let's talk about John Spidehatses. He gets the money from superchats, from YouTube.

Well, he's entertaining people, of course. Of course. Now, what I didn't know about this is that you get paid out at certain times during the month. Thank you, Jillian, for the $2. The deadline's on the 11, so I like to get all these in, and then the 11. I have one more show on Thursday and that'll be the 10th and then and that's it And then and you know and then I get paid on the 21st

Unless it's on a weekend and then they hold your money even longer man YouTube and Google have some racket freaking going on. Now I'm not saying that a lot of people don't live paycheck to paycheck. And I totally understand that. But it's very sad. How many comedians live paycheck to paycheck? How many that used to be on TV for 10 years

making half a million dollars a year, Vinnie? I don't buy a paycheck to pay 10 million. Yeah, keep going on a list. Half a million dollars a year for 10 years. Gallagher. On television. And this guy is going, when are they going to get my super chats money? I can't even imagine maybe I could go down a list. Half a million dollars a year for 10 years. Gallagher. On television. And this guy is going,

when are they going to get my superchats money? Which is probably an amount between $50 and $200. And he's concerned that if the 21st lands on a weekend, they're going to keep it for another extra day. And he's not going to get his money yet. I'm sorry. I know that you are definitely trolling me. And this is your fucking thing that you're doing tonight.

But this is like a crazy. What is crazy to- Why are you, why is everyone accusing me of things? and this is your fucking thing that you're doing tonight. But this is fucking crazy. What? What are you, why is everyone accusing me of things? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna decide her I view and I just wish you would just give it a chance. I like it when he has Casey Armstrong on and ask him why he doesn't fucking do it. I guess he had Casey on. It's crazy. Casey, why aren't we getting beers? Why aren't you drinking? And Casey explains his liver exploded and he's like, yeah, but still we should grab a beer sometime. Oh, no.

I like it. Josh, you get what he does that. John, I love you, buddy. But no, come on. So, Chris from a beer can't chicken. Chrissy mayor That's for a vegetarian daughter you keep your hands off that was just staring off He's coming around

But he even knows that's funny if he looked at you would laugh at it too. Of course he's got a great sense It was a joke. It's been well documented. I mean my god. You just nitpicked these people That I will give you. That's your first good point that you've made today. All right, so Chrissy Mayer was on Gums. Anthony Cumish. Yes. Gums was on that white racist, white nationalist racist

show on Monday. I don't even know how to get through this anymore. I'm having flashbacks. Vinnie is nothing if not provocative. He's very provocative. I'll give him that. I'm showing a lot of cleavage today, people. With Chrissy and Ant, they want to talk about John right away. I have to talk to you about stuttering John Melendez. Again, God. We're saddled with this fucking guy. As we all are, this he's a mental patient who honestly believes that he's so paranoid, he thinks people are after him.

Obsessed with you. The only time we ever talk about him is after he's talked about us at length. You know, he's gonna come after every one of these clips, I love it. Well, no, I'm just saying, like at least, you know, Anthony's not talking about his kids this time. This time, this time he is now, but he doesn't have a couple of good jokes.

And I don't know if you know this, but Anthony Kumia doesn't listen to Stuttering John show, but he does find out about things that John says. Like I don't even talk about every time. I will tell you what I do listen to all the time who are these podcasts. I can't get enough of this show. I was playing Russ last night, as I usually do. I had to get one headphone off

because who are these podcasts are on and I had to hear it. Because again, they're talking about John and I'm laughing my ass off. Oh good, Nazis like your show cool. Not just any Nazi. My favorite of all time. All right. So they listen to the episode we did where John had Kevin Brennan on and they commented on that. KD. Which I thought was hilarious. Because soon I had Kevin Brennan on his show. Yes. And he will try to just force your name into the conversation.

And Kevin, his credit is just gone. Yeah. Uh-huh. He couldn't be more bored. It was Kevin bored shitless. And then when when John thinks that Kevin is engaging him in conversation, what Kevin's doing is showing what an idiot John is. Cause like, oh, so John, what do you think? You think he's, you think he hates you? Yeah. Because now he's just waiting. He's baiting John to talk more about it. It was kind of like what you're doing right now. That was a lot of fun.

Wasn't it? Yeah, it was pretty good. Now, I didn't see that episode with Kevin Bronin. No, I didn't send it to you. I forgot. But people did tweet me because apparently I was mentioned. Yes, you're mentioned quite often. These days I've heard that my name has come up. My name has come up. Yeah, I find that odd.

Oh, do you? Yeah. Interesting. I mean, you're a big celebrity in those pirates. I get pretty big deal. I don't know what the story is. John's always talking about how whistlers at WTP are threatening his family and it disagrees with this assertion.

The way he says, uh, it's threatening my family. Oh, my family. No one. Yeah. Nobody can. No one threatens your family. You would have to give a shit about someone to threaten their family. No one threatens you or your family.

I'll tell you who does make threats. Stuttering John Melinda. He will threaten people. If I see him, I heard through a person that Reddit was talking about a guy that said he heard Anthony say some of my kids. You'll fuck him. I'm going to kill him. If I see him in New York, I'm going to punch him in the face. You guys are, hey, you guys are so immature. So fun. No, they realize that what's the region is doing right now? If it weren't earnest, it would be hilarious. I said if this was a bit, if this was a character that John was playing, it would be brilliant

and I would listen to the show every day because he's playing a blithering idiot. So sitcom character. It is. I like that they're enjoying this as much as I am. How this whole thing is playing out. How it's all unfolding. Well listen, if you're this guy

who's just trying to make a living, dude, and he's trying to entertain, and he's on a mission. You gotta remember, John's on a mission. Yeah, to take down the do-tart, or Donald Trump. And he did. And he did, yeah. So you have to give him that.

Now he's done a second, he just made a really good point, that I want to point out, because a lot of what we do on here is we trash people, we make fun of them, we roast them, we goof, we make jokes. And to be honest with you, I've always found it to be very lighthearted until you got to stuttering John. It is so personal that I can't believe it

He threatened to break my legs, but he threatened losses. But he does that to everybody. He does that to everybody. That is true. He does threaten losses to everybody. I shouldn't take it to heart. That's a good point. I fucking I can't get a sentence out with you today. I've already forgot what I was gonna say about this whole conversation. Oh, we have to give credit where credit is due. And yes, yes, I do. He's got the creep off. He is responsible for getting Donald Trump out of office that in election fraud.

All right, let's hear what else Chrissy may or had to say. Because Carl, I love that podcast. So Carl is like, hey, I heard Stuttering John talking about you the other day when he did his when he did his the show with Kevin Brennan And he was like, oh, he's he was going on. He I heard the clip he was going on and on that like I Pictures from my only fans like leech to reddit. Oh, yeah That how fat I looked and I was like the Stuttering John son like and she's on this pictures her enough

Keeney say oh god. Oh And she's on, this picture's her in a bikini. It's like, oh, God, oh, oh, 1920s, John. I'm with John, ew. Secondly, how does she love WATP? I mean, Carl, what she used to call in, she called hanging from like the landing bracket from a helicopter on a cell phone. She has apologized for that.

And care so much about your show. She's a friend of the show now. Oh, we are all friends now. You're going to pick your friends better. Oh, I agree. That's something I totally agree with right now. There's three people in this face bit. And one of them was not like the others.

Hey, it's important to be nice. That's right. Good Gia. I don't understand the reference. All right. So again, talking about it's Sudden Johnny constantly come up with this character that he's playing, which is him.

It would be kind of funny. Like I said, if this was a character, I'm listening to their show last night, and I'm listening to John, the clips they play, and I'm just thinking, if he consciously came up with this character, like Jim did with Chip, if this Sudden Johnny character was John Melendez doing a bit, consciously came up with this character like Jim did with chip. Yeah. If this stuttering John character was John Melendez doing a bit, I would have to give him so much credit for being

brilliant. But it's so weird because the fact that it isn't and he's just stupid. Yeah. Why isn't that good too? Yeah, it's not like you know, because it's real and he's really stupid that it's not as funny as if it was a character I got a disagree with this guys used to be friends. I have to disagree with this many I think the fact that it's not a character makes it way funnier if it was a character We wouldn't be talking about it at all. I think it's hilarious apparently John tweeted and I saw this come through a merge from Render the CIS was tweeting about this John tweeting was gonna come to Tampa to confront me and the revenge of the Sys guys at our show this weekend

and then deleted the tweet 30 minutes later. So John's playing tough guy tactics. That's a shit work. Would that be awesome if John showed up to our show? I honestly think you should talk. I agree, I'd love to. I've said that many times. I honestly think that if you two could just put the ship behind you

I'd probably be friends. Yeah, let's get on the same page. I mean you both pound beers while you're podcasting. This is true This is a good point. There you go. I mean we have everything in common. Yeah, it's adorable Yeah, as I sip my coffee watch over the cockroach there on the table. All right Speaking of John playing a character, Chrissy has a really good joke here. I would love to see those moments where like, you know, like Jim will go put on the chip wig. I would go, yeah.

I'm gonna start and drop. Gotta go put on my fin. Oh, I gotta put on my asshole, liar, paranoid, schizophrenic, drunk guy outfit. Gotta put on my prop roaches. Yeah, my prop roaches in my apartment. Come on little guys. Yeah You guys remember when we used to play a string of people saying nice things about us at the beginning of the podcast

I had like a long clip of people who I admire. Yeah, it's in your jerk off folder now. I believe What is your vacation start? I thought it already started. I think it was wrong. I was wrong. He's out of his mind and I can't get enough of it. Like I won't listen to his show, but translated through who are these podcasts, it's fucking great. I can't give those guys enough credit. They're so goddamn funny.

And I listen and go, like, I actually go, aw, they still, they still want to do production and stuff. Like they still produce their show with sounds and clips and things that are organized. I'm like, oh, I remember doing that. It's adorable. Ha, ha, ha. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

Jesus Christ, man, what the hell is wrong with you, please? Just shut up. Does anybody remember last day? So everything that we're adorable that we're trying so hard to put out an entertaining show. I recently heard you described as a tryhard, so. This is true. This is a good point.

I think that's really a high compliment because Anthony Cumin knows good podcasts and knows good radio So congratulations Carl. He sure does he sure does Vinnie. Wow a positive thing about a video space Surprising usually he's just pizza. I said left So then these are I don't let those escape Carl after Johnson They started playing sound effects to remember the good old times and Chrissy comes up with another good joke here, good singer. Oh, John's career!

Oh, bye! Who wrote that time by yourself? Hey! No, I think it was Chrissy off the cuff. And John and Chrissy, there's no love loss there. So you don't have to hate Chrissy just because John does. You can be pro-Christy if you want. You got a reason to do it.

You do you, Carl, I'll do me. I got a couple more clips real quick and just things that I have to play because it's necessary. I like Carl. And thank God for who are these podcasts because without them, that's, Stuttering John's show is someone,

there needs to be a show that explains like what the fuck his show is. Kind of exposes. Yeah, it gives John as a person context his show and like ties it all together. It's like you can't just watch it by itself. You're like, can someone explain this? No, no, I need some type of context.

W-A-T-P, also known as Stuttering John for dummies. Yes! We're the ones who break it down and explain to you what's going on over there because it's impossible to watch if you've ever tried to do that. So then the next day, Chrissy Mayer's on the show now, this is the Tuesday edition of Tax and John, or at least it at the distance i said the press that we don't know where again i think it's just baiting up at this point i think that you guys both are yeah i think so uh... they'll stagger people around the room

they're talking about in comedy clubs unit that at fifty percent you want the fifty percent to be in different areas you can't all just be in the back of the room i guess they'll be back uh... they'll stagger people around the room and again that's the formula for having a good night it doesn't have to be a packed place god only knows stuttering john knows that

and but it has to imagine the against the obsessed i don't mind be the vehicle to communicate this back to hockey puck It's sensed! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the announcement that Howard Stern had on his show. Hold on a second. Unseen. What about Howard Stern? Great. Howard Stern signed a five-year extension at Series XM. He actually talked about this with Drew and Mike Show, with Drew and Mark yesterday on their show.

And which you though too, though. I mean, my God, the money they just pour on this man. That's what we talked about. He's still fucking unreal. He's working out of his house. He works three days a week. If he's working, I think it's 35 weeks a year. Three days a week when he works, and he doesn't leave his house so much time to

feed the cats there's a lot of cats there's a lot of cats but think about that $80 million a year he's gonna be working on this contract until he's 71 years old which is crazy but the way that they announced this which was so convoluted is he comes on Tuesday morning says okay, okay, we're gonna announce what I'm doing with my contract coming up at the end of this month. What he did is he mailed a box to Mary Ann from Brooklyn and then they brought her on the Zoom and she had opened the box and then the box

is all these like packaged peanuts and everything. She has to go through all that. There's two more boxes in there. A couple of hours, bedside tissues. Probably, oh my gosh, you've got it, you've got enough for that. So then she has to open up the boxes, and then in the box there's a safe,

and then she has to figure out what the safe combination is. And then it's good radio. And then inside the safe, there's an envelope, and then inside the envelope is what tells her, no, think about this, Betty. We already know what the answer is at this point. You wouldn't have gone through all these theaters, you'd be like, and every time you're in,

you're like, prepare. I honestly think that would be the funniest, funky thing you did it used. That would have been funny, because Mary and I would have fucking lost her mind. Just cry, Screamin'. So quick warning to everybody. Mary and Brooklyn is a bit shrill.

And this is her reaction, when she finally got to the envelope, and read whether Howard was staying on serious or not. I got it Howard. Holy shit. Oh my goodness. What is this? What is this? What is this? J-Marian! I can't believe it! I can't believe it!

So that was the big announcement. Congratulations. $80 million a year, Richard. And that contract from what I saw one thing on the news about it. It's seven years. It's five years on air, two years of the content that they can play after. So this tells me he's definitely done after that. Maybe. I would think so 71, but then again,

what radio percentage do you know that actually retires? I miss was doing it until he was skeleton. They have a microphone next to Weez's hospital right now. I know. No radio guy wants to go up that gig. It's the fucking greatest gig. My father-in-law's an attorney.

80 million a year. He will never retire. Like, when you have certain jobs like that, where you get paid like 400 bucks for writing an email, or you get paid $80 million for talking about touching your balls and feeding a cat, like why would you ever give up on that? It's insane.

I mean, robbing will be dead by then, but you know, this is the main reason though why Howard resigned. When it came to this radio show and saying goodbye to the radio show right now, and maybe a lot of this has to do with COVID-19. Yes, it has everything to do with COVID-19. You get to work from home. That was the thing that he always bitched about

was getting up in the morning, going into the city, now he's out in the fucking Hampton's in his big house, working out of the big- Howard TV thing. Everything from now on's just gonna be Zoom. Yes, yeah, they put out a lot of- He's never gonna be in the same room with these people he's interviewing. Correct, it's gonna lose a lot. Oh, it's already has be zoom. Yes, yeah, they put out a lot of it. He's never gonna be in the same room with these people he's interviewing.

Correct, it's gonna lose a lot. Oh, it's already has, he had any veteran and any veteran's have three hours and played acoustic guitar and sang. And it was like a whole production. They had out in John on recently. Having the guy in the studio was definitely better than doing a Zoom call, but whatever.

So he does announce what he thinks makes for good radio. I've said for years, the most boring radio, the most horrible radio is radio that just stays the same. You know, no one could ever accuse us of staying the same. Hello, exactly! That's the problem, Howard. You used to have the best show on the radio and now it's not the same.

That's the problem. Why wouldn't you have a comedian when Arty Langloft? Do people know that change for the sake of change is always a recipe for failure? Yes. Well, his hand was forced. He would have had Arty there. The whole time Arty wasn't such a pro. He could have hired somebody. But he could have hired somebody deciding not to. I don't understand why. Why not get somebody on there? So it's not Robin who can actually cut with something we need to say every time.

This is what I think. I think Stern gets a budget from serious for that show. And I think it's one of the situations where all the money he saves, the budget just stays in his wallet. I disagree really because of this. You might be right about having a budget but There's about 70 staffers on the Howard Stern show

This is a show that there's three days a week and no yeah They have to run two channels so to go through all the archives, but they probably already done all that All the guys people to do that dude they and you're working a month ahead of time The whole staff of writers they have so many people working on that show. Like why not get another person who could be good on air? Like Ronnie Mund is not interesting to listen to. I do not want to hear from Ronnie Mund.

Even Shuley's great. Shuley could have stepped into that role. It would have been fine. It wouldn't have been hard to do that. I actually give if there's anything that's redeeming about the Howard Stern show, I would say it's Shuley, 100%. And everything else, man, is it's familiar.

And that's why they get the money. Correct. Oh, speaking of familiar, he did one of these fucking things and I'm telling you, everything on Howard Stern's show is fake now. I don't think there's anything real that's going on. He's got all the calls coming and everything. It's all guys who work for him. It's love for bath.

This is, you know, our vice versa. This is such a typical bit that he does. And he had to do it at the same time as announcing that he's resigning, which made me a little suspicious. Some days I just, this is a color of the call to him. Some days I just don't want to go on anymore.

Howard and people wonder like, how can you keep living in and I can't see because I have nightmares a lot. And I just wait. I say six in the morning. I can't be there at six in the morning. Six in the morning. And I get't see because I have nightmares a lot and I just wait. I say six in the morning I can't be there at six in the morning six in the morning. I get to the night and It's just you've gotten me through so many tough times Howard and today. I just feel like I could do anything man So much of course the suicidal guy who's only saved because Howard's turned on the radio

I'm just picturing Steve Busch on me from Happy Gilwar. Yes. He's got a new surround, his neck, and he's standing out of fucking stool right now, going, oh shit, he re-side, I gotta call it. I call bullshit. He's like, doing the thing that gets you to the night is that I know you're gonna be on it six.

Not very often, 35% of the time. Like, what gets you through those other nights? Just turn on Howard 101, he's on. He's on the time. What are you talking about, sir? Discover that there's actually better than that, sir. Wow. So that's obviously a fake haul.

Yeah. And I really despise the way radio uses fake collars. Yes. I'll never forget. I was on a radio show with two people that I very much like. Pumble, Greg. I'm not.

I was just sitting there and somebody called in and they were doing the same. I'm listening to him, this is so fake. And I lean over towards the host and I was like, this is so fake. What are you doing? What are you doing? He's like, shh, and he's just big.

And I was like, Jesus Christ. I know how he feels, by the way. Who cares? I know how that person feels. First of all, it's about your feelings. That they want you to shut the fuck up. You don't care about anyone else's feelings. I know how that person feels. Oh, he didn't want you to shut the fuck up. You don't care about anyone else's feelings. I know how that person feels.

Oh, he didn't want you to ruin his show that day? You don't say. No kidding. No fool, and huh? I think I brought something to the show today. You brought fucking nothing. You were a distraction, my friend. You don't want to throw something to the show.

It's producer Chris. We get another subreddit update. That commercial is pretty good. It's time once again for a WT another subreddit update. Regarding Stuttering John's comments on Chrissy Mayer's appearance, Mr. Ronnie 43 writes, she looks good! Way out of Stuttering John's league anyway, criticizing someone else's looks, what the fuck is he thinking? Purchacle 2018 chimes in, and I thought social justice warriors like John aren't allowed to judge women by their looks.

John's the worst woke Mafia ever. Can't wait for him to get whacked. The Phildozer 88 says, her most unattractive feature is her voice. And Logi C Cups says, if John did, news on the balcony, I might pay for it. Gangriance Lee had this to say, Patrick Michael has Michael Scott syndrome. He will start a sentence and not even know where it's going. He just hopes he finds it along the way, like an improv conversation, an improvisation. To which reality simulator replies,

one man improv is a fantastic description of Patty C. Cubs. In reference to the latest show, S-Dog 8 Iopines, Best W-A-T-P in a long time. How did this get made as good material for a show? They really ARE greedy cunts with their ads, live shows, donations, and also 15 bucks to watch a podcast? Something that Carl never explained is June is fairly attractive, not 10 but pretty high. This might help explain some of her confidence in derailing bits with nothing to add. Java of the Hut states the obvious with Croge is the best, that's it.

I feel like it just needs to be said every once in a while. Aw, thanks buddy. Little dust up on Twitter this week. Ryan X's...at Ryan X's says, who cares, the real issue? Is they have no original ideas and all they do is bitch about other podcasts that are infinitely more successful than they will ever be. To which Leather Helmets replies, like Stuttering John? W-E-T-P thinks the subreddit for their concern, the perseverance and their support. We salute you.

We salute you. That actually reminds me of another thing that happened on Twitter this week is somebody tried to tweet at Manscaped and explain that I'm a racist. Get the fuck out. Get the fuck out. Yeah. Yeah, so they really? Yeah, so they tried to tweet at Mans, or they did, well they actually they at tagged him wrong, but they tried to.

So I responded with something that was like, yeah, yeah, we should always shut down anything that we don't agree with. And we shouldn't allow anyone to make a living if they have a different point of opinion than you do. And honestly, my point was, this is violence in real life trying to take someone's money away from them, trying to make it so they can't

earn a living is real life violence. And to say that somebody's used to worry and don't like, or I made fun of someone like worrying about their pronouns, is that that's for a comedy show. It's a goof. People don't understand what entertainment is anymore. Correct. They don't know how to take anything with a grain of salt.

But what's great about it, the reason why I brought it up, is that a lot of the listeners at WHDP piled on this guy any eventually deleted his tweet. Aw. So that was good. I appreciate you guys. Good for you guys. Thank you very much for your time. I thought you'd like hashtag something really stupid. It. So that was good. I appreciate you guys. Good for you guys. Thank you very much for doing that.

I thought you were like, hashtag something really stupid. It was like man's scrape. And it was like just some guy who works at the Newtie booths. He has to clean him up. Thank God he didn't know how to use Twitter because it's just so fucking annoying. I don't need an advertiser pulling.

Well I should, I'm not even gonna talk about this anymore. No, listen. What am I doing? Hey, do you want to know how to get it to me? It's like, Quobal's great. And tweeted by advertisers. What am I doing? Why am I allowing people to know?

Don't give people the recipe. Don't give them the recipe. Carl's kryptonite. Vinnie, what are we talking about today? We talked about Tom Myers. No worst. We talked about his website. The worst.

And his website design. He's the update or do do some or just take it down They're just pay for it. They probably won't let him take it down. It's just up there It's probably been like that for years. We talked about whiskey and water podcasts We talked about Chrissy mayor with Anthony Kumio We talked about notes of a goon and their misunderstanding there rain down rancas coming back at us We talked about stuttering John talking about Chad Zubak, even though he wouldn't say who he was talking about,

and who knows who he was talking about, but it could have been Chad Zubak, because what I'm thinking, we talked about Howard Stern. I like the way he danced around it. I like the way he danced around it. We'll never know who he was talking about. Howard Stern's side for five more years. So you know what that means,

many of us have our very favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

Next week's show is gonna be interesting. Why do you say that? It's gonna be different. Why do you think that? Well, I'll play you the teaser. Hey, oh, welcome to Kyle, the only podcast about music. I'm your host, Kroger B. Cups, AKA Kroger Busteto, AKA Animal Kroger Lee, AKA Roddy Kroger Field, AKA Kroger Ham Lincoln.

Before we get started, I just want to remind everybody if you enjoy the show, please leave me the fuck alone. On today's show, we're going to be talking about Axis bold as love, the second studio album by the Jimmy Hendrix experience. This album was released on December 1, 1967. It is 38 minutes and 49 seconds, isn't it? The first song is 1 minute and 50 seconds. The second song is 2 minutes, I'm still 55. Well, that's crazy man, 2 minutes and 55 seconds. So that'll be a lot of fun. Vinnie, I want to thank you so much for coming over.

You do not. I don't, but this is what I say. I'm trying to be polite. This is what I say to all my guests. And usually I mean it. 99.9% of the time I mean it. But anyway, thank you for coming over. Does that make you the 1%, you are the 0.1%.

I love it. Thank you so much for coming over. My pleasure. I wanted to talk to you about the creep off you do a show Where you display creeps every week? I believe we do a show where we do it. Oh, that's me who's not that show That's you and me. That's a goofy looking mother fucker. Everybody who lists it now everyone who listen to this show now understands the dynamic This is right. So go to the creep off.com or download it wherever you get your fine podcasts. What we do on the creep off, I don't talk about it enough, but it's a fun format.

What we do is we have a theme every week and Vinnie and I both present a different creep based on whatever the theme is. Like you said, we had truckers, we had news anchors this last week. And what we do is we pick one. We're basically shitty reverse lawyers. Right. We are saying our person is the most guilty. Yes, correct. And so we try to make our case,

and then the listeners can go vote on our website for who they think is the bigger creep. Once somebody gets to five wins, the other person has to spin the wheel of consequences. That's correct. And then they have to actually fulfill whatever consequence they spend. And we have done a very good job of making sure that neither one of us would be happy with anything we land on.

That's true. Although I just landed on, I have to wear crocs in public. Yeah. You never sent me the link. I haven't ordered them yet. I'm not going to have them in time for Tampa. Well, you can have them sent to your hotel. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what the address is. The Airbnb that we've got. I'll take care of that. We'll make sure. And I have to send them myself, I don't know. I don't even know what the address is. The Airbnb that we've got. I'll take care of that. We'll make sure. And I have to send them myself, I will. Now listen, we're just gonna fly down ahead

and to be as I'm walking into the theater. I'm just gonna, I'm gonna send him to Stuttering John when he flies the tampon. Oh, right. That would be a good gag. He comes in, we're like, whoa, what are you doing here? He's like, got your car. I got your car.

I got your sandals. Oh, no. So, yeah got your sandals. Oh no. So yeah, you have to work rocks in public through a Rochester winter, which is probably not gonna be fun for you. It's already not fun for me. It's already not fun for me. Yeah, I know, and I know it's horrific,

but it's the price we pay for making art. So if you haven't checked out the show yet, please do, we have a lot of fun doing it. Anything else you wanna plug my friend? Nope, just my appearance here today was a lot of fun. Okay, please join us. I had a blast. It was, it wasn't fun.

Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out what's for all. Who are these podcasts? Leave well, everypony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now to show these clothes right now. Okay. Great show.

Good job, everybody. Great job job everyone. And I do want to drive one of the things that's kind of many for me. Now he's paid, he's the patron of the I'm a lady, you can paint your arms, your arms, your arms, your arms, your arms, your arms, your arms, your arms, your arms, your arms, your arms, your arms, your arms, your arms, your arms. I, you know, are these ponds? Ponds, ponds, ponds, ponds. To be friends with me. I don't get it.

Makes no sense. Casey, what is happening, my friend? Nice job starting in time, Carl. Oh, thank you. Hi, Casey. Hi, Vanny. Nice to hear your voice again. Hi, y'all. It's great to hear you. I don't think

Wednesdays are a good day to do this. Everybody is just shit again. I'm being tired. Time. This is not working out well for me. You're really getting cagey over there. I am. Casey, how have you been, my friend? Oh, great. I had fieldwork today. I got to go to a park for work. It was awesome. Casey, just go stand in the field today. We'll let you know if we need you. That, that'd be pretty cool to get paid for that. Do we have new reviews that you want to read for us? Yeah, I do. And just so you know, you're not a sexist ableist

podcast because you clearly have a very mentally ill woman on your podcast every week. You're talking about yourself. Yes, that's correct. Okay. Honestly, you should get like a text credit or something for having her on. That's a good boy. I just don't know where I want. It's a good boy.

Thank you, Casey. I appreciate it. Yeah. Casey appreciate it. Yeah, Casey. What's funny is, Casey was in the Discord earlier talking about she's all hyped up by Kathy and she's all like fired up today. And then I don't know if the show was too long or just boring, but she comes out and it's just same old, same old. Do I think there's, I saw there's something wrong with my connection because whenever I listen to myself, I sound like I'm talking slower than I actually am.

No, that's the exact speed that you're talking. It doesn't check out. This is how you're talking. Produse to Chris is going, no. Okay. You're fine. You're fine, Casey. It's why we love you. Okay. All right. I've only got four reviews for you. That's fine. First one is the title was an emoji, but it didn't work on iTunes, so it's just a rectangle. Okay. Is it really true you use the word retarded

in your most recent episode? Are you kidding me? It really is true. In fact, not only do I use the word retarded, but other people do too. Well, that's retarded. Uh-oh, retarded alert. Retarded alert class.

But I'm guessing that's a one-server. Somebody doesn't like that we use the R word. Oh, yeah, that is. How many words are gonna get put on this list? I think there's like two. One starts with R, and the other one starts with R. I think that's the list, doesn't it? Oh, I think the Epsilon is worse than the R word, don't you think? I use Returned daily in my vocabulary.

Yeah, because we all have to deal with retards in our lives. That's right. Right there on your file. This is the thing. This is the thing that's so annoying about this. No one talks to someone who's actually mentally challenged and calls them a retard. We talk to people like Mini Paulino and calls them a retard. We talk to people like mini-pollino and call them a retard and it makes sense.

It's the word that you use because it's the appropriate word to use. I'll dare you, sir. All right, keep moving. Surprise, this was in the comedy section. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So, it's a good start. It's a good start. I know what else we got. Great start. So, this painfully unfunny podcast, is this supposed to be a

comedy podcast? It appears their whole stick to denigrate people. They're obviously jealous of. Then there's the use of the R word slur in trends, maybe a sexism, nothing new, relevant, or funny in this podcast. And I believe they think being offensive is their comedy.

Sorry, bro, fuck it, didn't. Oh, there's more. I didn't get a good screenshot. I'm sorry, cut off. That's all right. I get the gist of it. I don't know. I don't think that's a five star. I think that's a little too.

It's definitely not. Yeah. I don't know. There's people are very upset about our pansy politics show, I think. I think that's what's pissing people off. Is that what happened? Like the pansy politics people listen to it got upset. Oh, reply guys.

That could have been it too. I think it's reply guys because like the pansy politics has a quote unquote conservative on it. So, all right. Yeah. You know, they both have such snappy titles you know how you know that this is a comedy show people are like oh how's it shown up in the comedy category because people are laughing throughout the show

that's how you know it's funny all right do we have any any other reviews on there there's two more. OK. W-A-T-P. A mediocre musician turned mediocre hosts of a podcast. If you like someone that just talks about himself and name drops, and this is your podcast, not sure if I was listening to Dean Del Rey or W-A-T-P. Ouch.

Mmm. Drop! That's what it's a five-star. And also, it's, it's, it was accurate. Ouch That's Also, it's it's it's it was accurate until I got into the talking about myself fine, but yes Yeah, that was a five-star All right final one Can you believe their logo says it all?

Wow this podcast is trash Play podcast for my screaming kids when we drive through Gary, Indiana and you expect me to let them listen to this? I want to explain my kid asking his teacher, are you a boner guy? My wife, Orley, asking my friends if they want to go get a drinky poo and a seaghee. The really famous guest host they have every week doesn't even stutter anymore. I can't even handle all this crazy moustag. I'm flying around and he steps on the mic. Listen because the rules go get a life. Are you a boner guy? That's a five star. Thank you very much for that. That was great. That was excellent. That was funny. That was very funny. I liked

that one a lot. All right. Are we ready for some voicemails real quick? After you're sure. OK, so here's the deal. I have not curated this. I've not listened to these yet. I just downloaded them because I'm running a little behind. I like this.

It's going to be like voicemail roulette here. We don't know what's coming. Yes. So I'll clean up in post. I promise you. All right, so we'll see what's going on there. Yo, what's up, Carl? This is a long time caller. first time listener long time patreon i just want to

uh... you know this question who are these podcast you've slowly been answering it for the past few years you started as a joke but you've literally found who these podcast are you got Patrick michael you got that ring john you got time might you got the work and you're finding out who these podcasts are and I want you to keep finding out for me and you know

fuck the part of the show where you actually are viewing shows let's find let's get to the bottom of the ship man yeah seriously we got work to do here Carl lives his mission people he lives the. I'm fucking screwing around with this real work to be done. You're the goddamn Indiana Jones podcast. You're just out there to stop it. That was pretty funny. Hey Carl, again, this is a message for the creep off. I keep forgetting the number. Anyway, I'll save that one. I don't like anybody the creep up voice we also tell the show time. I didn't get a

pre-carl. This is weaver. I was just calling to say the weaver guy. Totally sucks man. I hate that guy. So yeah, this is totally weaver. And I hate weaver guy. Hey weaver, thanks for calling in. I just knew he listened. I used to really enjoy the blue album.

Boy, why don't we just go? Hey Carl, this is Pam Margera and this is not what I saw. You just want to do the same. My buddy CJ won't be able to make it down the camp because of insurance issues. What? And he apologize with that. That sucks. I'm a big fan of the show, and I love what you're doing to keep it up, buddy. Thanks man. If you're scared of me,

I gotta get back to fucking open. Use the white time camera. It's waiting. Oh, it's about all. Not really. That's funny. It was a great way to break the bad news. It sure is's reasons.

We're not building a ramp. This is fucking crazy. First KC bows out. Well, it was liver exploded. And now this case is. I review girl. My liver is okay. It's supposed to be a show.

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Number one weaver at one point was the greatest band of all time. That's that's undisputable, okay? They put out two of the best albums ever. The blue album which is undisputably one of the greatest albums of all time. Obviously, one of the greatest albums of all time. That's not how that works. That's not how it works. Undisputably, man. Okay, and then my personal favorite we've got one, Pinkerton, they put that out, which was his jam, that at the time nobody knew it was a jam, but now we'll come back on it.

It's the best rock album in history, except for the last song on the track. Hold on a second. Has this guy never heard appetite for destruction? Pinkerton's great. Don't get me wrong. I love Pinkerton. I love the blue. I'm the both great albums, but Greatest rock album of all I mean undisputably He's undisputably retarded

Casey gets it our slur Pinkerton in like a grade like great play. You can say. I love how it's like the old musk because I liked it when I was a kid. I mean, I was a I was like a stupid cigarette smoking eighth graders. So you wear a lot of black Casey. Not anymore. Did you send an eighth grade rewarn a lot of black smoke in the cigarettes. I wore a lot of like boy guys t-shirts. They were like too big on me and had like skate brands on them. Did you own a pair of shinkoes? She goes Kasey?

That's a little before my time. Let's get back to the weezer guys. That's hilarious. But anyway, so to see this band that you love so much create the greatest music in the history of the world, okay, I'll repeat that again, it is the greatest music ever. And then they put out this fucking bullshit, this new stuff, like a black album and shit. And then, so in contact earlier of how I even talked about this, you mentioned that We we've made an album Everything will be alright in the end where they where they talked about how great they used to be that was where you guys talked about on the show and

That album was almost fucking awesome. Okay. That was one of the Weaver's best albums in my opinion He's already made this phone call. Why is he making this phone call again? He's not saying anything new. Didn't he hear weezer call in early? Yeah, we said I didn't even like you. They really turned it around for just that one album and then right after that you know they had a song that went I am a good way that's a different album. This guy's more on my nerves than you are right now. Why is he still talking about weezer? I thought you need to calm down a little

But anyway, they have a song on the album About how they're gonna go back to the roots. They're gonna go back to the shack That's the one I was thinking of they're gonna go back to the shack and then The next album they just totally fucking left the shack again. They're back to this bullshit But they didn't even sell it fucking weaver anymore and then they'll now here we are once later they put out all these fucking cover songs from all these 80 songs who give the fuck about that they cover todo they don't do anything original in the in the photo there's nothing unique to listen to except here rivers why he asked to fucking todo by Africa it's fucking awful why did they do that

and they put out a whole fuckload of these 80s covers for some reason what was they even call? still what? they're mine. fuck you, fuck that guy called in, he was awesome, fuck you, and fuck you, Vick he was giving me sure about Weezer 2 call me back? everyone's giving you shit about Weezer sir, it's not just Vick

he's giving you that I think Weezer doing cover songs was the best thing they could do they're not writing good songs anymore. I'd rather hear them sing Toto. It's yeah, why not? Why not? I'm doing like some banana ramma. Do something great, you know. I saw them in concert and they covered MGMT.

Like they do really cool cover songs. They did what do they do? They did a radio hand to cover that's cool. That was really cool And I'm trying to think it's off okay computer. I can't think of the name of karma police Probably I'm guessing hey Carl. I'm calling him response to the guy who was talking shit about weaver Tall than he was calling me out and he was wondering why I like weaver so much Well, look look at that, but the first point you did mention we said that's the whole reason I call in the first place we were talking to dick masters and the

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Oh, God, I'm sorry. It was compliment. Vinnie, can you hear me? It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Kagee, it's over. Okay, goodbye. Goodbye.

Hey, bye, goodbye. Ha ha ha ha. Goodbye. Hey, bye, goodbye. All right, can we talk for a second now? I think that was, I think that went well. Yeah. Do we? Ha ha ha.