Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep237 - The Last Ever Music Special

Episode Date: December 19, 2020

We have a little different format today. In celebration of the Isotopes Christmas show that's streaming live this weekend, we play a bunch of music that I wrote and performed over the years. It's mostly silly, you might enjoy it. Branden from Shitty Song of the Week joins us to analyze some more Animal Crosley and we also review a recent The Brief Case episode in which Patrick is freaking out about receiving an email. All that plus The Grand Wazoo plays some cuts off of the new Dick Show Christmas album and Kayci's internet sucks. Get 20% off your first order of Press House Coffee with code WATP presshousecoffee.com/watp Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ https://ssotw.podbean.com/ https://thegrandwazoo.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm your host, Carl. This week we have a music special. That's right. So you're playback rate to one X. We're going to be spinning comedy songs today in acknowledgement and celebration of the isotopes streaming Christmas show this week on Saturday, the 19th at 8 p.m. Our band, the ice topes will be performing live in front of no one because Cuomo has put us in time out again But you can go to the icetops.com or Facebook.com slash the ice of tops To find the link either through YouTube or Facebook And if it's after the 19th and you missed it I'm sure you'll be able to still check it out somewhere

Somehow coming up later on the show Brandon from shitty song of the week is gonna come on analyze some more a Patrick Michaels music Also, I have to play you about six minutes of the most recent briefcase episode because Patrick is once again brilliant And the the grand wazoo will spin a couple of new songs from the 2020 Dick show Christmas album But first we're gonna start off by playing some music that I wrote over the years songs that I've written and performed and we've talked about Angel Dussard Hoffman before on the show That's a band there's a four piece Croge was in that band with me. Croge was the bass player. I played guitar and sang along with our buddy Jay And then Rick was the drummer

It ricks name you'll hear a few times today. He is the drummer for the isotopes as well. Best drummer out of Rochester since Barron, in my humble opinion. Correct. Very good percussionist. So we're gonna start out with a song called Why, from Angel Dussen Hoffman. I'm gonna take care of it. I'm gonna take care of it. I'm gonna take care of it. I'm gonna take care of it. I'm gonna take care of it.

I'm gonna take care of it. I'm gonna take care of it. I'm gonna take care of it. I'm gonna take care of it. I'm gonna take care of it. I'm gonna take care of it. I'm gonna take care of it. I'm gonna take care of it.

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I'm gonna take care of it. I'm gonna take care of it. I'm gonna take care of it. I'm gonna take care of it. I'm gonna take care of it. I'm gonna take care of it. I'm gonna take time we go out I'm echoed in the air And so now I am just one punch you to ask Why ever we fight yet? Why don't you? Why ever we fight?

I'm told he's fine now Why ever we fight yet, baby? A god out of our way to get you For loud and on the night you won't forget That because I'm talking up with bees for the nighttime of regret Why haven't we fucked yet? Why haven't we fucked up? We're fine now, why haven't we fucked yet?

I don't say I already know that you've been around Every time you stop on second base I pretend I don't care about it Every time you won't come back to my place I pretend I don't care about it I don't wear name break clothes You know I can't be gay Do you think that I can't buy a drink? Cause you help out my folks' way

And my blue balls gonna talk out to their team Why are we fucked up? Why are we fucked up? We buy now, why are we fucked up? Why are we fucked up? Why are we fucked up? Why are we fucked up? Why are we fucked up? Why are we fuck yeah Why ever we fuck yeah Why ever we fuck yeah

That's right coming at you from angel's and half bins 2005 recording the self titled album Angels and hop and the only album that we did the only one that we recorded and People were pointing out that that's like a punk rock song so they were talking about punk rock bands that they now I know other bands have also played punk rock before this is true so this is another song that I'm gonna play from that album this song is called three inputs this is not punk rock I wrote this song and I actually played the mandolin on this song. So a little change far away, one night of January, when she could have done right in the middle of the night. Well, that's called, well, she was joking, so I'm afraid of her in the armors of the girls. I can't tell if you would have been, cause that is weird, aren't we?

I can't give any details, but I'll tell you what I'm saying. She had three embers, her match was right for me. She had three embers, you could count it one, two, three, but she had count of one, two, three, But she had three, but seven, eight, and two, she had three, But I hope we do things, booze. I go to the front, they were all mine, I don't know. Two hundred and six, both make you agree on it. But this you can't do hold on

Grushy and three and what's, and that's just what I need She had three and what's, and what would you and me? She had three and what's, stayed the bottom dry She had three and what's in this now, when she meets you She had three and what's, not a one real sight She had three and what's, and only she will fly And once had only two of my, she's a three. And once real of self-esteem, she's a three. And once and three.

Here's till she's 19. I should point out that's Kroge on the mouth harp there at the end. He loves playing that shitty, shitty instrument that I cannot stand So that was from 2005. It's what I was up to let's back up a little bit before that was in a band called sluts Sluts was the band that I formed I was still in high school when we got together and this is with Andy on base and our buddy Duke on the drums we were a three-piece band and Andy on bass and our buddy Duke on the drums we were a three-piece band and

This was the first band I ever fronted. This is the first band I really wrote songs for and tried to just write joke songs This is one off of our album from 2003 called polished turds This was the last album that we did this song is called helmets and velcro. Ten come their hair, doesn't mean it's alright to put on You just think that short plus to school, carry it up in which they rule Maybe they're damn fine, you're dumb This is the sudden death of a joke, you should still be sticking the real tears flow Even though it's funny when they fall Even though it's funny when they fall Don't jump there when they run We're gonna get the game just one part Even though you know you'll have a fall Don't make fun of free time So get around the people face

Don't push the watch that made our brains to get brown? Face up, you fight both seas, don't you think I'm done enough? Don't you think they're like this often after a while and I? Maybe they had no friends, three teeth, band-brens, and wear their pants, but that doesn't mean you should not come out. All we had sex were there alone, they never go up there always home, but that doesn't mean you should not come out. You should have gone downstairs, or come or could've been fooled by your pure hair Even though you know they're meeting all

Don't get them on back that way Or take the key things I have to their back While we sing this song don't laugh at all Don't make fun of me Don't get around about the default phase. Don't push the ones that be up raised to get around. Please don't go find both seats, don't you think that's not enough? Don't you think that life is over, without you filing on?

Don't make fun of retards. That's appropriate. So that was our last album going back the first song that really caught on from slush of this song called the Multlicker Song and some local DJs picked up on it and we got to do radio gigs and stuff because of it. This is from our 2001 album entitled Greatest Hits. The malt-lakers song, although it was probably, I probably wrote this in the 90s, but we didn't put it out until 2001.

By the way, these sides are all mercifully short. All right? Are they? I hate your wondering. This is our drinking song coming at the tail. It's not about like a rupils now and now It's about that beer, that ain't fair at all The magnum's, the howe's, the red and blue bow I stopped as a cornerstone, bought me some brewed

Two forties above, we had one, twenty-two By the time I got home, there was one bugle dry Got the up, but he penny straw to drink while I dry I drank the next 62 out to the best Got up the next morning and pissed out me ass Spiny up or the awesome maker Pick me up on pies There ain't nothing quicker, you shit will be when

But that's what you can Mess with the cool and you'll never hold it singer This is our drinking time to be surprised It's my service, be gentle, I've got lots of nights I fall out of the scene, I've got me lucky charm You're for the outgirl, the bomb of the arms Take a party by then, I drink till I drop a bomb in a bottle Just refund some hot, one day they'll make me a bomb in girl life Got some big gun guns, I drink every night

If I'm in your tamper, don't give me no crap I run me some slits better, have me not tamper I hate a mortgage, I'm the housemaker, and me I'm a bus Happy not 10 That was the malt liquor song from sluts 2001 coming at you so because of that song Curls in the McKenzie used to have a son there's show they were a local Morning show morning zoo kind of show and I went on there and I wrote a song for them. This is, this is a deep poll right here. This is an appearance on the radio from 2002.

And I went on, I was terrified by the way. This is early in the morning and I had to sit there and sing a song on the radio. I'm not a strong singer as you all could tell, but it actually came out pretty good. So this is Carl from 18 years ago, I'm the radio in Rochester, New York. All right, well, what's the name of this song?

I, we know what, it's untitled, but it's about your website. Your website is fantastic. I love going to it. And sure everyone else says too. Crossweakenzie.com, or radiobastards.com. That's right. Yeah, here we go. All right I sit at home all alone Turned my PC on I'm looking all around I lost my Jenna Jameson CD around

What else can I do? I go to radio, bastards, I come here Pete and Kevin plug their site Every morning, all morning long I'm checking today's camel toe I see Jenna Telia made from snow I read the joke of the day I'm reading Jessica A.O.K.

The latest picture of an ass I have my hands in my pants Chronicle was as hot as they get My other hand in my pocket And now I'm slap-boxing the one I chain I'm pain and sight there's at least one I'd tram Now I'm making the bold man cry I'm pulling the goalie, shifting gears

and the snake with one eye I'm playing tag with my pink torpedo Finger dance, coming down for more mayo It's five against one making the camel spit Oh, waking the bacon, eating the pipes auditioning the finger puppets I'm squeezing the cream from the flesh twink Mean rows of pop playing with my meat slink I'm a shot of my helmet. I am spanking the Frank

Bob the balloon. He have a tug of war. I'm giving my cranky I like the side The only thing your side is missing, slutspend.com As a link, forget about, let's be Ms. Kissing Since you can't show anything Slutspend.com, slutspend.com, slutspend.com Slutspend.com, slutspend.com, slutspend.com Slutspend.com, slutspend.com, slutspend.com

Slutspend.com, slutspend.com, slutspend.com Slutspend.com, slutspend.com, slutspend.com Slutspend.com, slutspend.com, slutspend.com that's called shameless so promotion. Go to sluts pen.com. Thanks for having us on. We really appreciate it. You guys. Lots of band.com. Thanks guys. Appreciate it. Thanks for coming. Appreciate it. That was a lot of fun.

It's 936 from Magnumin. So the record is not great on that one, but I cleaned it up a little bit so you can actually make sense of it. So that was Slot. You heard Andy singing there at the end when we did the shameless self promotion. Andy.

And Duke on the percussion on that one. So another band that I was in for over a decade was a band called Eddie Nebula in the plague and that's what my buddy Eddie Nebula now. I didn't write a lot of music for that band. It was the main songwriter, but I did write this next song. It's called Spend Your Money. And while I'm very proud of the song itself,

the recording not so much. We had this drummer named Batten, you know Batten. I do. He plays a little quick. His top ball is always speed metal. And this is not meant to be a speed metal song. So the only complaint I have about this tune is that it's a little faster than it should be, but I still think it came out all right. This is a Harley-On bass, Ben-On drums, myself on all the guitars and backup vocals and Eddie is the lead singer. I don't have any that you're now with my ex girlfriend Should I just stand your money, spend the night in my bed? You see the guys all staring when you're worried I'm not going to be able to do anything

I'm not going to be able to do anything I'm not going to be able to do anything I ask her, Frank, should I just stand your money, spend the night in my bed? You see the guys all staring when you walk together, but don't let your girlfriend's looks go to your home. She might have a body all my playboy's playmate, but she stands your money your money spent tonight in my bed All I get don't know what you got until it's gone When I left her I have thoughts I could be wrong Oh, well after we get done with what we do I can wait for her to leave and be with you

You might think she's everything you've ever wanted There's no need, another man I can But there's something you should know before her rings eyes She lets expand your money, spend the night in my bed I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not a bad girl, I'm not She likes to spend your money spend the night in my bed She likes to spend your money spend the night in my bed Spend your money spend the night in my bed Spend your money from Eddie Nebula and the play 2008 was when that album came out

and it was out the album called Eddie Nebula spends your money So with ad I've been in multiple bands and I'm not gonna play a lot from those because like I said I'd say the songwriter, but this next song was in a band I was in with him called dark nemesis and dark nemesis was a gimmicky band we had We dressed up like super villains, and all of our songs were about beating up superheroes. Ed's really into comic books, I don't know if they tell you. But we had a whole concept album that was a story arc

about the bad guys winning. And this song I wrote, and the reason why I'm playing it is because I think it might be the best song I've ever written. I really just really had it without a came out. It's not funny. But it's a really good song. It's called Dark Victory. And I'm gonna play it. Oh, who was in this band? It was Ed was the singer, John on bass, Todd on drums, Jeff and myself shared league of tired duties. Dark Nemesis, this is from 2014.

2014, Dark Nemesis, Dark Victory. Dark Lord's village as we plunder. We won't concede defeat while heroes celebrate. We're staging our retreat. Sit back, relax the dangers over. Or so it might now seem your every move is followed Our intended scheme Lights out, night to hours the day Times out, seconds ticking away

Coming down in a bit of rage A book been spent this in days Right now, gotta pull you away Once the battle's over It's done to finally start this war Fendishing the heavy Assuring our control Blastered instruments for now yet

Play the calcium wave Join the soul of the clinic needs help? This is our destiny, it is our legacy We all are alone, to a dark victory I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man soon I'll take the day of tradition to do This is our destiny It is our legacy We are on the road To a dark pinker me

Brandon what's up buddy? Hey what's going on guys? Oh not too much man. Good to talk to you. Oh absolutely I was the weirdest intro to come on of the show after a rock art opera with Sebastian Bach on vocals. Yeah, sorry about that. That's all good. Brandon from shitty song of the week, we're going to be listening to some Patrick Michael music coming up. I'm excited about that. You actually sent me a lot of Patrick Michael music. Oh, yes. I got a question.

A few sticks on song. Oh boy. Want a guitar play on that song? I can't wait to talk about. But since we just played a song that wasn't funny, just because I wanted to show everyone the side that was proud of, let's get back to funny songs. This is going back to Angel Dustin Hoffman, and this is a song called Junior High. Some cards, but neither one made me rich Don't wanna work, no nine to five job

There's gotta be a better way Don't wanna put a line of time on effort And I just wanna be painting Don't think I'm crazy Nobody wants to work the line away Don't think I'm lazy I'm just starting my friend in a job to get I'll hang it out and do your house too

I'm selling drugs to your kids I'm selling drugs to your kids I'm selling drugs to your kids Go get weed on my tooth Biggest salad but I'm also self-pcp Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey judge me I'm fighting for a game, the final note Don't hold a grudge place, I'll wait till the 13th And for our self-evident love I'll hang it out and turn your eyes to

Sun and drugs to your peers, I'm telling them They can't get it high school, give it free Settles to lose my best, you know the sun And the daughter you love so much It has to work in a place that will influence my business You know the sun and the dawn And you know so much And by an exorcist You're not a human game And I'm falling off

I'm hanging out I'm selling drugs to your kids I'm selling out And selling my drugs to your kids Let's do your bitch I'm making out and taking a high school It's only trust, you're your kids I'm telling them they get in high school Can't wait to sell the proofs by I'm making out and taking a high school It's only trust, you're your kids I'm telling them they get in high school

Can't wait to sell the proof by I'm making out and taking a high school It's only trust, you're your kids I'm telling them and drinking a hot soup It's only drugs to your kids I'm telling them they get in high school Can't wait to sell the proofs by me You know the sun and the daughter you love So much that buy an ecstasy with money you gave Then I'm born and run, I'm hanging out

I'm selling drugs to your kids It's only hanging out now, down, down out. I'm selling drugs to your kids. I'm making out. I'm selling out. I'm selling those drugs to your kids. Tucker Dixon. Carl still hangs out in junior high schools. No, that was 2005 when we wrote that song, Tucker. We've grown up from them.

Those kids don't have enough money. So that was that was damn good, man. I maybe want to go and listen to some gutter mouth after this. Oh, wow. I'm glad we inspired you to listen to gutter mouth. What a high compliment. Thanks, Fred. I was thinking about PCP. All right, so 2008 I mentioned when we recorded the Eddie Nelbia album

that I was playing earlier. Also that year the isotopes recorded an album called Real Instrumental Heroes. And that was back when Kevin was in the band, Kevin was our drummer. We had Paul on bass, myself and Kroge on guitar in the isotopes. And we decided to write a theme song as if we had a show or something. So we wrote a theme song, now the isotopes were scientists, but we're also like really cool scientists that do a lot of cool

shit. So this is, you guys recognize the music as the outro theme of W-A-T-P. This is with the lyrics, this is Kevin singing, a song that I wrote called The Theme From 5 ordinary scientists got together They formed a band-aid stick to rock rock But what they never knew They had to move out of town Now they have to save the world Right under the everyday girls They are the total fucking killer They are the toes of a killer They are the toes of a dead cow

If you're an evil to her With four hands and a few were Their wrath will stop your evil plots And make the go-go's hot. We were going to make a cartoon to go along with that, and it's fucking expensive. We went and met with the people at the animation studio. It's exactly one minute long. I'm like, yeah, I got some ideas for this. We'll have a really cool cartoon and I didn't make enough money back that to justify

the tens of thousands of dollars that it would cost to do that. So we decided to scrap that idea. But since we're talking about the isotopes, in 2007, we put out an album called Sound to the Subatomic World, and on that album, we had a song called Nuckel Sandwich. Now, again, that was the original lineup of the isotopes, Kevin On Drums, Paul On Bass, myself, and Kroge on guitars. In 2018, we recorded that song with the new lineup, including producer Chris On Bass. Kroge are myself still on guitars. In 2018 we recorded that song with the new lineup including producer Chris on bass. Yep. Crozier myself still on guitars.

Bass and Lipsomack I should match it. Jesus fuck. Crozier myself on guitars and then Rick from Angelus and Hoffman playing drums and this is the song that you guys all know as the theme song to who are these podcasts. This is the full version of Knuckle Sandwich. I'm gonna go home I'm gonna go home I'm gonna go home I'm gonna go home I'm gonna go home I'm gonna go home I'm gonna go home I'm gonna go home

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I would have met, I guess I just did. Yeah, you did. There you go. Brad and how you holding up, buddy? I'm good, man, I'm good. You have to admit, compared to what we listened to last night, I was on his show, Shitty Song of the Week, and we did the finals, Shitty Song of the Year Countdown.

I mean, this music's not great, but compared to what we listen to last night, it's pretty damn good. Oh yeah, this shit's a fucking masterpiece, John Williams would have orchestrated this shit compared to what we listen to. Thank you. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm trying to say. So I've noticed some people in the Discord chat asking about rap. Oh, I have good news for you everybody. One of the things I used to do in sluts was some white boy rap. And yeah, this is from the 2001 album Greatest Hits. The song is called Milf. This is a song that I wrote.

I don't know if I wrote all the lyrics. If Andy and Duke might have contributed a little bit here, but this is us total beastie boy style wrapping and It's not impressive in any way, but we did pull it off live. We're all playing it soon We're just a three piece and we did pull this off live Milfe from sluts I'm gonna get wrong. We might so now we didn't get paid. So we did a real low. Then I'm gonna get laid. Head to the bar with a money.

Walk to the door. Bow out my head. I'll be your droop. You know what you're shouting out the speed. I'm gonna get laid. I'm gonna get laid. I'm gonna get laid. I'm gonna get laid. I'm gonna get laid. Get laid! Head to the bow and the money! Let's walk to the door! Bow out my head!

I'll be your droop, but you don't hear sound out of the speech! Bandbrain, walk from the ground! Hold the bow and up! Like you're by the bow and fight for a cell CD! Like your butt and cell's thighs! Like Fritzman! When he will smith! Seed like a steroids! Oh, yeah, MEP!

Slut in the house, what's in owls! Got fucked up teeth, but so does she! Hold by her CD, it'll make you cool! You need a free step,, give me my stool. Gotta pull my pants, all I got to the stool. Slire bombs up under the men's and wall. I want a good time, so I gave her a call. Got your house, and they're free for all.

Just get up, and get up. And if I let go, I want to give it to them. I'll feel big, full of all your mistakes. Come on, they'll see me. And if you will, I want to give it back. And I'll go over, and I'll give you a piece of all you're gonna stick down my nissing back Have you ever wanted to break your battle over? Just forgive me, don't be late But you got the last one in the jungle Alright stop! We're not drinking a piss in

I need the bar still double fisting Hey man, I don't have a dime to my name I'll get a lap dance all same I ain't such myself In the shame Hey man, I don't have a dime to my name I'll get a lap dance all the same I ain't sex myself In the champagne room, I'm killing your brain I'm going to poison this bunch of Desslee What I try to say hearty is all you drug

It's a clerk in the pharmacy Show your mind to you, he said it was weasel Lick in the pills Cause I'm an ancient emery He's you now kid For the welfare check She was for the bill But now she's a wreck

Rattling a wreck with a lex bed Open this, nothing to fix because I shit ain't broken We're burning up the charts like the books were spoken when I called your fan I'm not joking, my dog is funny, it's all my game I got just enough game to drag your mind and say I see this red is going to be a braze I'm taking your head like a needle in a bag, I just the other game I'm keep down base, I'm doing kind of jumps in your mom's bed I think I told my bad ugly brother, if any race

I'll leave my mark on your sister's face. Your mom is done well for your daddy's I cra- You just keep the upstairs right on her bed. I want better hold because he's got a nice rag that they all said for pain and the present tag. I should mention- I should mention- I should mention- I should mention- I should mention- I should mention- I should mention- I should mention- I should mention- I should mention- I should mention- I should mention- I should mention- I should mention- I should mention- I should mention- I should mention- I should mention- I should mention-

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because we're like, wow, we're really, really good at this. We should probably keep this going. This is a song called, Slots Not Skanks in the same vibe as that one. I said the L to the UDS, Rick Rumi's home and then I'll make a mess. I'm not trying to brag, but I must confess. I'll do my best to keep her track by names,

he nods and I play the game. Let me keep my face so there's a place to sit. And look at the guilt that I must admit. And as long as I finish, I don't care if they spank. Let's Let me play my face so there's a place to sit And I'm not gonna kill but I must admit And sometimes I finish out their face pain Let's go see Boraccio that's Steven's the Gauls And the Marble tells that Martin Mall And if the Rook is dead at all, it's the Borsche wall And I made wall cut up for the house bottom and a two-ounce back

I'm a stoop with the president with the Bournemouth I heard Bansman cheating and I brought the same I bring a boy to know the Hoitino's on the rack Because I have as much luck as I have class I suck up lies lies, it midnight means when the book is in comes I gotta think that through Roll it up and then I'll pay I'm coming up and I'm off by midnight Let's go to our civil prison course light Headed up to Canada for underrated hair

I say to encourage him to post my bail I'm sitting bars and hitting the bars Shes face at a place where 20s and thaws I just look around the border and price her name I just do the immem my middle of the student free Yeah, I'm a jerk, I can wait It's going by a flame, the carrots have been hooked And don't know, gotta go down

But I wish you would Why, if you give up, lose your little fat parrot Huh We're sluts, that's gays, that hangin' bar We're sluts, with rampant, rockin' time We're thuts, it'll bounce off your chin one to know That you last just that we're mad We're slushed, we drinks next smoke and drink That slush, I take it off the stairs We've got from drinking to what's being a boy tonight, then you drink

All year! I'm a rapper to the beat like one to my I'm a cracker who is long like a fighter, I, this band is going over like an exercise bike, should they know God are his biggest bike, junior high checks on the ones I like, I guess like a hamsy's can't take a high, I'm runnin' bout a ride to be too off-site to go to him, I'll give you a big win from... I'm like a sad old kid, but playing with drizmop I'm about to die, you know I'm a jabbit guy I can show the better story for boys that are old and old Wish us that's big, clean up to the rates What's up, no doubt, that he's been a teen I've been a thawing a pimp on the start of the town

Get me to the face that he knows you is on Yeah, to the eye To the zz-y And look at him around And thought who eats at the wild I only try to eat some pie Heels like us, cause we do it all Ains like us cause we're bustin' balls

People like us like not at all You make the call You sign a forbidden piece and you're lowered in fire You got rips and tin out of bored with stars It's a hit me down right in your chakra Do you know what you say for a Tajdi eye Don't think it's easy or have a judge She's been late and I spread it in the world

She the front said what you shoulda do You get a nerd One hands in her cry You know there's something in the world She the front's head, when you should be getting hurt One hand's in her cry, another's in the burn Let's see, we made no one ramps up I wasn't bought to attack, and the one glass bought I was funny when we making this crap and show Top bucks are a diamond, I'm good to go And I feed the skin, stuff up up Through the pool back to the main market, most of the students Drop my sticks like horse, I'm doing that

I keep like doing the loo I can't do it slow, whoa We're slimy, I skate and hang it on We're slimy with rampant rack of time We're not a bounce off your teeth Out of two bruises that we're in We're slimy, drink, drink, smoke, and drink Now slimy, take it out, this day We got from drinking too much beer

Tonight then you did queer Oh, disavow We're all that lyric. Whoo. All right, so that's enough with the rap stuff But I'm happy to see people are into Andy on the mic Because I have a song here This is what I did not write This is a song called eight Jason eight bad chicken and this is a live song It's not gonna sound great, but it sounds good enough This is a song called, Jason 8-Bad Chicken. And this is a live song.

It's not gonna sound great, but it sounds good enough. We put this out in 2002, it's called, let's talk more rock, because you'll be surprised to know, I used to talk way too much in between songs. When we played shows, people just be yelling to shut up and play it in the song. You know, I know, surprising. So this is a song called, Jason 8-Bad Chicken, and this is a song called Jason A. Bad Chicken

and this is a song that was written by a band called the Dung Beatles. And I saw the Dung Beatles open for anal cunt at the Water Street Music Hall and I was blown away by that. Like these songs are amazing. So we had a cover, some of their songs. This is one of them, you're gonna hear Andy

on the lead vocal here. And then I come in on the harmony, Jason A. Bad Chicken from Slots. I'm gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one Jason Day, that's it, Jason Day, that's it, Jason Day, that's it, We know the day they knock it, and I run, I run, don't wait to say I'm sure he's a kid, that's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man, he's a man It made him get it made him get it made him so All right, I know this sound quality of that one wasn't the best. I was torching. I think it used to sound better I think it's a very fun bet. I could be rock. I don the best. It was torture. I think it used to sound better. I think it's I could be rock. I don't know. It was off the board at Water Street

I'd bring that one back in and re-record it that was actually pretty decent and he had a sort of Alex Jones This feel with the water turning the frogs gay and shit, so I can get into that. Yeah, I can get into that though turning the frogs game shit, so I can get into that. Yeah, I can get into that too. All right, let's get back to a good path that I was in. Angel Dustin Hoffman, this is a song that actually Rick wrote all of the music for. And he had lyrics for it, and the lyrics were about like being in love

with your girlfriend or some nonsense. So it's like, oh, I'll be rewriting this. This is a song called Slumpbuster from Angel Doesn't Hoffman. Again, Croge on bass and backing vocals. Yours truly on guitar and lead vocals. I'm a little bit more of a man I'm a little bit more of a man I'm a little bit more of a man I'm a little bit more of a man I'm a little bit more of a man

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So far I've been out of power She was probably afraid I'm neither fan of you nor so far We make us both not wanna participate in the shots Three-gakers later it was on We're back home to my apartment and a job But then I just wanted her gone A bigger sleeper on the red spot, I've been here

I've been asleep on the red spot, I've been here I'm not bad next morning so burn Quite a bomb and more like saw 20 times more than I remember She wasn't breakfast, I said just it, she's skipping Just have a seven for lunch She was out of here but fuck her, it was great Plus I got a run next time when I'll be asleep on the west side

I'll be asleep I'm a spider, I'm a spider, I. This is why I'm in an instrumental band now. It makes a lot of sense. What do you think about it? That was Angel Doesn't Hoffman, Slump Buster from 2005. Let's back up real quick. We got a few more to get through here. This is a fun song from Sluts. This is how sloppy I play this song. I was not a great guitar player when we recorded this album. This is a song called Bisexual From Sluts. I need a girl who's bisexual I need a girl who's bisexual I need a girl who's bisexual

I need a girl who's bisexual I need a girl who doesn't mind the smell I want a girl who likes a taste And put her face In a private place It'd be a winery Come cheer with my head More girls than do Something I wouldn't do I'm the guy who wouldn't use

I take one of the pictures that go first A picture She'd lick my thikers Says fight like I need a girl to spice it up I need a girl to spice it up I want a girl who doesn't mind the smell I want a girl who likes to taste And put her face in a private place Do you think fuck? I need a girl who's bisexual

I need a girl who's bisexual I need a girl who doesn't mind the smell I bother to go the way to the days And bloods are fades But all the way in a private place Bisexual from sluts Off with great hits This next song is also from sluts

This was my attempt at ready a country song. I was checking out some Johnny Cash at the time. This is from 2003. It's called Birds and the Bees. I remember back when I was young, my dad sat down and he said, son, I'm gonna teach about the birds and the bees. He got in the bus to you with a gun and you can shoot it in the order with someone and hopefully the latter is much easier to buy and buy So one day you'll pay the same price of having to sit and talk to your own son. It's easy if you have foul rules, way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to choose the right way to The corn over there say, but sorry, make sure you hold out. Now the years have passed and so is my dad. I think of all the fun we had, but I'll never forget those words that spoke to me.

At the time I couldn't comprehend why you tell a boy who's only time I was conceived in a four-couple origin. See my old man, he was in the drugs and explained why. Stutter something wide don't always make the best choice. But when I bring a girl to bed, the only thing going through my head is my old man's wisdom and his voice You can shoot it on her face, you can shoot it on her chest, you can pick the place that you like best But whenever you do, make sure that you pull out Don't forget that the best birth control is making use of the cornhole better safe and sorry Make sure you pull out

Every time you get you to die to face You get you to die to chest You can make the plays that you like best But whatever you do, make sure that you pull out Don't forget that the best birth control It's making you suffer brown Oh better safe and sorry Make sure you pull out

Then safe and sorry Make sure you pull out I'm gonna say it was such pride. Not my best effort. However, in the punk band, Eddie Nebula and the plague, we took a better stab at country music. This is the last song I want to play until we get onto our next segment. This is a song called Don't Cry I Was Only Joking. And the reason why I'm playing this is because there's a lot of musicians on this song, including Kroge and Acoustic guitar. Jen from the Jingle department is on Harmonies. Rick, the drummer from Angels and Hoppin

and the ASTELF's playing the banjo on this one. I'm on a electric guitar and mandolin. This is Don't Cry. I was only joking fromshot eyes were no surprise But it felt like some guy parked this track The trailer on my head, oh baby I don't remember much less than but I kinda figured Even I had ourselves a time

But with just one look in your eye It's all it took To realize that I was wrong I should apologize Don't cry, I was home as you're kin' I shouldn't have said the things I've said I wish I had not spoken Well, you can blame a burden and the fear in your heart is broken Don't cry, I was only joking

Oh baby, what's my cry? My cloud is at my last time and in the morning beer Well this is no surprise, your reason to be waiting And I'm supposed to hear, I'm leaving Go ahead and slam the door Pull out all my bottles, say, oh I'm here When I was wrong and I came home It's for a evening and some more House down on the floor

Don't cry, I was only joking I shouldn't have said the things I said I wish I had not spoken We could blame this bad guy We're here and you're all just broken Don't cry, I was only joking Don't cry Close your hand, bring it to the straight.

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support the show. We really, really appreciate it. All right, Brandon. I've been teasing it enough. I think it's time we talk about Patrick Michael and all of his musical talents. Oh, absolutely. Um, so you want, where you want to start after you want to start with the acoustic song? Yes, but I want to start with this. I love it, I love it, it makes me anxious.

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it. Let's talk about this acoustic song. What's the song called Black? Yeah, the name of this song is Black, and it's from the band Echos in the Grove. Oh, I'm not familiar with Echos in the Grove. Who's in that band with him? Well, it's, you know, it's all of his bands are the same.

It's usually just him and Luke. But in this song, it's just him with what I can only describe as a first act nylon string guitar. Like some piece of shit you buy at Walmart. First act, yeah, that's right. It comes in a box called my first guitar. Yeah, exactly and yeah, I tried to find something that was just acoustic, but even even he isn't confident in that shit. So he's got to get the worst sample drum beat to throw into the middle of

this shit. It's fucking retarded. This song is it's it's the equivalent of a Nick Bates song minus all the pedophilia. Okay. Alright, let's start with the intro, shall we? Yeah, the intro is just weird background noise. There's nothing to it, but go for it. You know what that sounds like? All of his ghost podcasts are littered with that music. Like littered.

Literally it's litter. Oh yeah, absolutely. You can just expect someone to start whispering to you letting you know that there's some scary stories coming up ahead and shit. Right. And then he debates himself whether ghosts exist or not. That's what that music reminds me of. It's Patrick Michael had a debate with himself about paranormal activity. All right, so you know this science is going to be great. Yeah, well, you haven't heard the guitar yet. His skills, you know,

Satriani and like Michael Hedges, Andy McKee, all these people were about jizzies. Let's not forget about jizzies guitar skills. Of course, jizzies too. They're all just learned about it. As he shreds on this nylon guitar, it's such a fucking retarded riff. Let's go with the verse on this. His lyrics, there's pretty much only four lines to this song and he repeats the fuck out of them so you know do with that what you will but pay attention to the guitar on this I can tell I'm sick of work. So I'll scream to my throat please. And every voice is heard. I can tell I'm sick of work.

So I'll scream to my throat please. And every voice is heard. There's so many notes in there that don't not fit. It's funny because when you're playing in a key, most of the notes fit. He found all the ones that don't. There's five notes that don't fit, he found them all. Yeah, it's hard to do. Wow.

I was trying to figure out what chords he was trying to play on that, but it's fucking impossible. It's impossible to know. It's funny that this isn't his acoustic song. The vocals are more produced than any other song I've ever heard. Yeah, there are a few Patrick Michael songs where he's confident in his vocals and he doesn't put so much echo or reverb over that.

Not this one. This song still has some of it, but it, this shit's fucking rough, man. Okay, so the next clip I got for you is going to be the chorus. And again, you know, he asks you a very deep question with this chorus. And he repeats it over and over again. So you don't worry if you don't hear it the first time, you'll catch it again. The mix on this is awful, but especially in the chorus, he doesn't know what the fuck

he's doing with this. Just go for it. I just think he was saying. What, what was the chorus? Uh, when everything's gone black, where will you be at, Carl? Alright, this is the problem with Shamus. He doesn't understand that the chorus supposed to be like a hook. So we should be, right. Catchy melody that you want to sing over and over again. There was no melody at all there. Melody lists. I would call that. Oh yeah, this whole song is riddled with that. It's fucking awful. The bridge to this is phenomenal.

This is where, you know, the music breaks down and Patrick Michael shines with this guitar. And look, you know, in the past, he's had other musicians like Luke playing on the guitar, but I am so fucking confident that this is just him with this thing. And so this is my bridge. This is Patrick guitar so I got to play that again. I got to back that up This is the guitar so all of the song We're here to play the guitar. Even John Lennon's like, dude, fucking learn how to play the guitar. What are you doing? There are bars since rolling over in his grave. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wow. This might be the best yet. It's just really a winner. And I cannot believe this

fucking guy cannot write a song without a rap part. Oh yeah, it's hard to find. I mean, less thinking, you know, because he does a lot of instrumental music as well. We can get into that in a little bit here, but most of the songs are he singing He does feel the need to rap in it. So I mean it speaks for itself. Just play it Well, it's important to play to your strong suits and as we know Paddy Seacos is quite the rapper. Let's check it out I'm sorry animal cross lead that was very rude of me to say that He's only Paddy Seacos where he's partying when he's playing music. He's animal. Let's hear it animal I'm lost as well, but I fight to demons they can take me the hell

How I'm gonna save you I've got my hand But he literally is asking for change I got my hand out, but he literally is asking for change. I got my hand out. Do you got a dollar? Dollar. Subscribe to the subscribers. Don't forget about my culture. I had to listen to that part so many times to try to figure out what he was saying, because I could only focus in on him fumbling between two or three notes on the guitar.

That was fucking hard. I love that you carry what he's saying. You're the only one. It really doesn't matter hard. I love that you carry what he's saying. You're the only one. It really doesn't matter. I don't think he knows what he's saying. It's such nonsense. Yeah. Sorry to be the said your point.

Go ahead, Brad. Are you were gonna say, oh, you're absolutely right. Sorry about that. Oh, it's all good. So that's all I got for black, you know? And it's still trying to figure out where I'm gonna be at when everything goes black, but we'll just see when that time comes. Let me ask you this, of the songs that are called black. Where would you rate that one?

Slightly above Pearl Jams? It's pretty high up there. I mean, let's be honest. Jesus Christ. What I love is that this guy put this on the internet. He was confident enough that he's like, I want other people to find this, which is so scary. You can even find slut songs on the internet. Oh, no, you can't. But you know what I mean. All right, well, that was fun.

What else you got out here? All right, so we talked a little bit about it last night, Carl. I'm a bit of an isotopes fan. I instrumental music and I enjoy what you guys do that being said I have an idea that I wanted to propose to you guys hold on before you do that I just point this out. That's how you get co-hosting jobs. I've w a tp This guy's got to figure it out. You know that music you play girl really good. Yeah, I agree You're making a lot of good points. You want to come on w aTPA again sometime? All right. Yeah, so what were you saying? Okay, so you you you really knocked out of the park with that Nick Bay tribute album. Oh, thank you

That inspired me to do some digging and I have a list of at least 10 songs that I think it would be amazing to have the isotopes Redo no like I honestly think that if you guys were and it be fucking hilarious for you to it would be amazing to have the isotopes redo. No. I honestly think that if you guys were, and it'd be fucking hilarious for you to take Shamest's songs, make them actually listenable and enjoyable, and then to put it out and make some money off that. I'm not a miracle worker.

I don't know, I don't know, you think I am, make a Patrick Michael song, listenable? Come on. It wouldn't be a song anymore. Right. All right, so what do we got, Listenable. Come on. It wouldn't be a song anymore. Right. All right, so what do we got? You got an example on here?

I got five of them for you here. Per-coke. So the first one is called, I don't know what Scott is. And they're absolutely right. They don't know what that is. So. What's the work? You're trying to play it in the drill? That's very good, that actually is a rock. Obviously.

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Right? It's like they wrote this. They're like, let's work on that one again. And remember, Patrick Michael said they did this for three years straight. Every Tuesday night, for three years straight, they got together and jammed in this band called Kevin. And this is the kind of shit they were doing. And what's amazing is that Patrick Michael goes on people's shows

is like, well, you know, I used to be a musician. How'd you get into podcasting? Well, you know, I was a musician for a long time. This is, this is what he considers to be a musician. What did you keep us under wraps? Well, see, you, you say that they didn't write this stuff. This is just off the cuff jam sessions. But I, I beg the differ here. And I know the title of this one is is called jam session But the name of this is Dale Denton jam session now if you don't know who Dale Denton is don't worry I googled it for you that That is Seth Rogan's character in pineapple express okay, so fun fact for you there so this is a

Little music that right. Whoa. We're getting so baked Fun fact for you there. So it's a little music that right? Whoa, we're getting so baked Let's see you you would think that but it uh, it's a longer clip and I apologize for that But I had to keep the intro into this because Luke makes a pretty boisterous claim here. Okay Great way to start any song yeah with Mary and from Brooklyn. I wonder how that would all right. Dale Denny, you're my hero. This is Luke again and Hannibal. This might be the best indie song ever made. Best one ever made I believe that that was their best and it would be anybody else's worst by far. I've never been that high that I would create that music and think that that's something that I would want to put on the internet.

I can't stress that enough people. This was on the internet. Oh, there's so much. And these are not children. These guys are in their 20s at this time, right? Oh, yeah, these are only a few years old. Can we listen to sluts again? No, you guys okay with that? Oh, son of son, I'm pretty good.

Producer Chris is upset. I'm y'all into my son. Wow. This is shocking. I feel like we're giving away too much of it right now. I got one more that I really think is actually an air quotes solid song as far as Patrick Michael shit goes. But before that, I'm going to play you a song called,

Are You Sure I'm Not Sure? Now, this is a long clip and I apologize for that. But it has a pretty sweet keyboard solo in it that I think you'll all agree was worth keeping in it. So. Okay, very good. And this is with Luke again, right? Is he the one playing guitar?

Yeah, it's just him and Luke on this. Yeah, okay, that's what I thought. That's Luke, like you can't miss Luke. Like, oh, I must see Luke playing the guitar. That's Luke. Oh, that's not like you can't miss Luke like all that was the league playing the classic Luke yeah, oh that's not a chord at all classic none of those notes go together they do if you're Luke It's still better than early pink Floyd yeah that's true I misspoke I called them notes most of those things you just heard runat notes.

Oh, I got it back then. What's that again? Oh All right, I have to get Patrick Michael credit. I thought he was the worst podcast in the world. He's also the worst physician. Like, how could he be the worst at two different things? Like the worst. I wanted to get into acting or something. Oh, even that keyboard is, he can, there's fumbling between notes, say it's,

the keyboard, at least it's in tune. The keyboard is actually playing notes at least. More keyboard. That guitar is outrageous. Oh, God damn. Okay, well, I got one more for you. And I honestly think this would be a fun one for the isotopes to take and cover.

Okay. The name of this song is called Subject 22. And I honestly think it's right up your alley, so let's just give it a go. All right, I'm gonna play this, but before I do, I just wanna tell you you when I listen to this I wrote down Luke's interaction with his music teacher and his one and only music lesson. Today we're gonna learn scales.

Fuck that I am out of here. Yep. That's about right. Hey fucking Brandon's like hey make that good. I Fucking Brandon's like hey make that good Brandon I already went on shitty soccer the week. How much time are we to waste are you fucking kidding me? That's outrageous. You would think that would do that. I can't make that good man Well, it was worth a shot I guess If I would be like Bill O'Reilly what is that? I don't know what that is.

There's no notes there. There's no key signature. What is that? Oh, man, wow. Never season two amazed me. The lack of talent with Patrick Michael. Did you happen to listen to the most recent, the briefcase episode 62?

Oh, I haven't gotten to you. Oh, you're gonna love this. Here's what I did. I did not pull clips. I just have seven minutes worth of this show that I have to play for you because as you know, Patrick Michael loves his show Do You Party? And doesn't know what a confidence in the briefcase. However, the briefcase has more listeners.

So he's in this conundrum. What do I do? I'll tell people on the briefcase also to do your party and I'll eventually Face that show out and everyone will be listening to do your party. Now the thing that really fucks with Patrick Michael is when you tell him Do you party's not a good show Someone did that someone said in the email And Oh, yeah, this really pissed him off Now initially this episode was set up for me to Destroy this fella who left me an email and he left an email

To my podcast do you party? because I offered listeners and audience members supporters and anybody else who would like to be on that show to send in an email and we'll get you on the pod, okay? But for some reason, this guy who I've never heard of, never spoke to, know nothing about, decided to email me and tell me how bad duu party is and how good the briefcase is. Sounds so he came in to tell me that do you party stinks? While also telling me that he found out about do you party because of the briefcase.

So right there, I already love this premise because I know that this is his sourcepot. And as you guys know, Patrick Michael doesn't care what you like. It doesn't matter to him. So if he gets an email that says something that he disagrees with he's not gonna bring it up or talk about it for seven minutes straight It's just weird folks, okay? Because I did an episode for this podcast where I said put your fucking name on it Put your name on it if you're gonna wait a second. I don't remember this I thought that he was like I don't remember this.

I thought that he was like, I don't care what you say, I don't care who you are, don't interact with me. And now we're saying, put your name on the email so I can come after you. I didn't know that. That's interesting. Cast where I said,

put your fucking name on it. Put your name on it. If you're gonna come talk shit, if you're gonna trash anybody, put your name on it. And if this person is such a fan of the briefcase, they know that that was an episode. They know that that's a big point for me. I don't even know that. I'm sure he said that at one point, but mostly what he says is don't contact me. I don't

want to hear from you. We don't need to have a conversation. Just listen to the joy and shut the fuck up. Now it's... Let me know what you think, and let me know who you are where you live. Really? Okay. And then also, if do you party stinks? It sucks so bad. Why didn't he tell me this on Instagram? Why doesn't he go and email the other people to have Ben on the show?

Maybe he did, how do you know? And also, why do we have to pick a certain platform to tell you you suck? And this is, this is foggle's the mind. Yeah, Instagram evolved. Oh, platform. It's so weird. Also, why are you gonna email the guests of a show to tell them that the show itself was fucking retarded?

That makes no sense. Right, they can't stop it from happening. Like, yeah, I already did that show. I'm not gonna do it again. No, I just wanted to let you know that show sucks. Like, yeah, I know, I was on it. I talked to the guy for two hours. I know, it sucks, I'm not gonna do it again. No, I just wanted to let you know that show sucks. Like, yeah, I know, I was on it. I talked to the guy for two hours, I know, it sucks. I'm well aware, but that's just so bizarre.

Like, I can't understand this guy's always making rules up. And I can't keep up with him. Don't contact me if you kind of need me to tell me what your name is, but don't email me. Only kind of need me through Instagram, but I better know who you are in Instagram. Like, what are you talking about? He's just looking for attention and we've got attention to email you if he used Instagram That'd be looking for attention and says the man who has who has 40 fucking podcasts that's that guy's looking for attention

This guy's looking for attention because he said it email to me directly You know who's looking for attention his children They said something about 219 Shout out 219 or some shit, but I guess I'll just say fuck 219 cuz who gives a fuck? I don't care. I'm not one of these assholes. It's like yeah my city this my no, we're good um And I'll just say this he's he, do you party as a shitty interview podcast? And the truth is guys, that's not what it is.

It's more of a game show without any points or any actual winners. Wait a second. Hold on, I said, I thought this was an interview show. He goes, it's great, we have people on and we ask them questions about their party. In fact, I have the questions all weighed out. That's what an interview is.

You asked them a questions. I don't think this is a good interview show. Well, that's because it's not an interview show. It's a game show. Oh, well, how do you win? You don't. There's no points. Well, that's not a game show.

You fucking moron. Can you really call it an interview show when all of the questions are the exact same for each guest, too? I feel like for an actual interview, it's got a cater to the guests that you have on. It is an interview show. It's the laziest interview show possible. Which is why I think this emailer is pointing that out. Like, dude, what are you doing? This is terrible. Without any points or any actual winners, okay? And if this guy wants

interview podcast, he's coming here listening to the briefcase. It's kind of working backwards, right? This is just a dude talking into a microphone and you're coming and listening. But yet do you party? It's just them answering questions in me asking questions. It's not, I don't understand. Yeah, you don't understand it because it's not an interview. It's just that man's three questions and me asking them the questions. What don't you get about because it's not an interview. It's just not answering questions and me asking them the questions

I what don't you get about it's not an interview We're not trying to find out anything other than how much they party I guess it's an interview a little bit, but that's not how it's presented Yes, it is you have guests on you actually ask people if they want to be guests on the show That's how that works! That's what the interview is! You have guests on the show! Oh, holy shit! You know, I have different people on the show all the time. I call them guest co-hosts Because I don't interview them! I don't ask Brandon how much you party last night. I don't give a flying fuck Brandon, how much you party last night? Oh so much Carl. Oh

dude was it a rager? It was so sick bro so sick. Alright it's more free flow but I was I did a whole like 10 minutes on this person I talked about how they don't even have any of their own content to compare themselves to anything anybody else is doing. And they also hide behind this fake name of some nobody. Like, dude, if you really think that you're going to change somebody and the things that they do, wouldn't you be a little bit more willing to put your name on it? But that just adds more proof to the fact that that's not your goal. Your goal isn't to make somebody better. Your goal is apparently to get them to quit.

And that's ignorant as shit. No, this is what he doesn't understand. He doesn't understand how a trolling works at all. No one is trying to get you to quit. This guy listens to the briefcase, he loves it. This has nothing to do with wanting someone to quit. And it's nothing to do with, well, you're a nobody. I love how Patrick Michael's famous.

Now he's got 17 followers on Patreon. He's like, wow, you know, just because I'm a big famous target. You got it. What I could have to mean, get me to quit. No one's trying to get you to quit. We're just goofing on you because it's hilarious. And again, you know, Animal Crossing, Shameless McKilly and Kirby Roosevelt,

Patty C. Cubs, ex, the name, the list goes fucking on and on and he's given this dude shit for using fake names. It's, that's a great point. Like, what are you hiding behind a petty skull head? Why do you hide behind a fake name? That's ignorant as shit. What makes you think that at any point,

somebody started to do something where it involves creating and using their own mind and not following anybody else's guidelines, where somebody says, hey, this isn't good. And they just say, well, I guess I'll quit then, because Jeff doesn't like it. It's not a thing, dude. It's not a thing, dude. It's not a thing, ever. There's nobody who's been doing art of any kind who just said, I'll stop doing that,

because Steven doesn't like it. I mean, use your fucking brain. You trolly motherfuckers. Think before you say things and type things. You get to read it before you click send. Alright, who needs to be thinking here? This guy was trying to get a reaction out of you, and it worked perfectly. Goal accomplished, objective achieved. What are you talking about? This guy's not gonna get me to do what he wants me to do. You're doing it! You fucking idiot!

I mean bring something. Something of value. The guy said that I was pale. Yeah, I'm a ginger. I don't- That's where the evil something is. You know, from Argentina. Okay, it says I was pale. And was still pale. I'm a ginger. What the fuck do you expect? It's not even insulting at all. You're just stating a basic fact that I already know about myself It'd be like hey man, you don't have any eyebrows. Yeah, so

next Next thing please do better try harder. It's fucking pathetic dude If I knew anything about these trolls any of these trolls anybody who said anything negative to me If I actually knew anything about you, you know you get thrashed. And that's exactly why you hide. Oh, wait a second. So Patrick Michael thinks that he would tear us apart if he knew anything about us.

Have you heard him try to insult people before? It's embarrassing. Why does he think he's a good roaster? Well, evidence is there? This guy is gonna rip on people. And he acts like it doesn't bother him at all, but this is the equivalent of Stuttering John after he was told that Kumi is fucking talking shit about his kids.

No, this is him just at a 10 pissed off about shit. And, you know, and, okay, if Kong, if Kong him a ginger is so hurtful to him, then I wonder how bad it is when he hears that he's in the glectful father. Oh, he doesn't like that very much. He gets very upset about that. And this is how he starts the show.

This is the first seven minutes of the show that's supposed to be about a different topic. Oh, you get thrashed. And that's exactly why you hide. You have no picture, you have no content, you have no name. Because you know, Mr. Broken Skull is gonna destroy you. Okay? Oh, it's voices. And if you doubt that, please visit the Patreon, get over there to the Patreon and see how I feel about some of these assholes. I think you're holding back some tears. Oh, I don't think so. I think Broken Skull is gonna destroy you.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Not talking about Broken Skull. That guy is gonna destroy you. Assholes. Because that's where I let him have it. All right. I know what my audience is here. I know my audience is there. The unfortunate part is this guy is just some random asshole who says, Hey, you should do something else than do you party or it's not good and yet

They have nothing of their own Animals got to do song when it's time to change It's time to change. It's a pretty much reference. Sorry Be better than me first before you say anything be better be better before you say anything. Be better. Be better. Right? Or at least at the very least, do something similar.

Do something similar and then maybe you might get acknowledgement. And wait a second. So now you have to record terrible music and make a shitty podcast in order for him to acknowledge you. Not just that Carl. You need to record 200 songs worth of music and have 79 podcasts worth the material before you're on his level. Seems like a lot of work, but I actually might be there. I'd be better to be there.

Get acknowledgement. And just because I mentioned on the podcast, nobody knows who you are. Nobody's going and following you on Instagram. You know, but we do want to high five you. Whoever you are, whoever wrote that email, let me know. I do want to give you a high five. Still irrelevant. And I don't have COVID.

I got tested earlier this week. You know that I'm talking about you, but nobody else does. And that's the fun part. That's what I enjoy. And I also enjoy trying to make up things about you. Because you have nothing to offer offer you bring nothing to the table You're some nobody for a reason because you've been some nobody You're some nobody for a reason

But he just said he makes this shit up so for all I know this dude is a somebody right Yeah, it was actually Anthony Kumio wrote this email Yeah, it was actually Anthony Kumio who wrote this email Since you were birthed my friend Okay, probably an orphan probably some sad sad person who doesn't really use punctuation or capital that capitalizing any letters when he types Just a sad person. That's fine. You're allowed to a first But you're not allowed to say things to anybody that you want and just walk willy nilly through life without consequence, okay? Wait, wait a second he goes you can't just send an email to some guy and not have it effect you Yeah, of course he can he's laughing his balls off right now. It's the easiest way. It's it's he's so happy that you did those

And is he really giving someone shit about their grammar? Yes, which is phenomenal. That's his sick burns. I bet you're an orphan who can't capitalize the first letter of a sentence Yeah, but he capitalized the first letter of every word in that sentence It's guys guys get me mom dad. Oh fuck I don't respond to you. I have no reason to respond to you I'm gonna fall over my chair. This is unbelievable this guy with Okay, let's hear that again. I Don't respond to you. I have no reason to respond to you and give you the satisfaction

I will talk about you on a podcast He realizes it right away. He's like I'm not even you the satisfaction. I will talk about you on a podcast. You realize it right away. He's like, I'm not even responding about this. I mean, I am. I mean, I most certainly am doing that. Jesus Christ. This guy's amazing. For a few minutes.

And with that being said, let's not talk about this loser. Let's talk about some entertainment. Other than the entertainment that is, the briefcase, shout out to some nobody for at least acknowledging that, but also shout out to him for being so stupid and not acknowledging the value in a podcast where people are telling stories of parties. Okay? There's value there! There's no value. You might as well have a podcast about people's dreams. That there's no value to someone talking about how shit face they got at their buddy's house

when they were playing Xbox. There's zero value in that. Is he? See, far as this was for constructive criticism. Like as far as I could tell, this email is just saying, at Do You Party isn't good, stick with the briefcase. With, you know, at a certain point,

you should listen to what people are saying to you. with you know at a certain point you should listen to what people are saying to you. Brandon that's a good point. He's not saying you suck in your garbage he's saying this show isn't good but this other show you do is good. It'd be like if someone came to me and said hey by the way I still suck you should get back in the angels and Hoffman I'd be like well at least they like one thing that I did that's cool you know I would be all bad but heard about parties. Okay

Just know we got some real real good episodes coming out soon and I hope they satisfy you Because that's what matters to me. It matters to me that it satisfies you again He's always telling the opposite thing He doesn't care out if you like it or not. He doesn't give a shit. You only the matter of me is if you like it right? Can't you tell can't you tell that I care so much about how you feel? Alright, anyways, fucking dammit. Okay, so on to the entertainment folks. Wow. Thank God for that.

That really threw him off that email. That messed with his head quite a bit. That was fun. I was so excited when I heard that today. I wasn't even planning on doing any Patrick Michael but outside of his music course, Animal Crossing. The grand was zoo. What is happening my friend?

Hi, hi, can you hear me? I can hear you loud and clear. What's going on man? Well, I've been doing the sticks show album for a while now and it's gonna it's gonna be done by the 25th. They'll be done by December 25th. Gonna have a couple people on it. It's gonna be really good. Well talk about that a little bit What are you doing? You're doing a Christmas album for the Dixho? Yes, yes. I'm doing a Christmas album for the Dixho. It's gonna be you know, just a collection of songs and it Yes, I'm doing a Christmas album for the dick show. It's gonna be, you know, just a collection of songs.

And there's a lot of like, a lot of like weird influences, a lot of like sound design, and there's a lot of love. Love shit, that kind of, it's kind of compared to the shame is in the way. It's very having guard. Most people won't get it. No, it's gonna be hard to take in. All right, well, I thought at first you were overlling it, but now I think you're underselling it.

You're like, if you thought James Sons, you're gonna think this is also terrible. Let's play a couple of tracks, because you sent me over a couple of tracks. This I believe is the world premiere of the first track on the elements in instrumental. Oh, yes, yes. What's the name of this song?

The instrumental, it doesn't really, it doesn't have a name at all. It's just the intro to the grandma's used Christmas Cali-Cassou. That's the name of the album. Beautiful, here we go. Let's give her a man. Well, I will say if you're trying to set up that this is a Christmas album for the Dick show, you summed that up beautifully with that intro piece.

Thank you. I get it. Thank you very much. All right, we got another song that we're going to play from this album. Where can people get this album if they want it? Oh, yeah, it's going to be on SoundCloud under the user name of Grandwazoo 42, the Grandwazoo 42. And on Bandcamp, I plan on having the whole album on Bandcamp. It's going to be the grandwazoo.bandcamp.com. Sorry you could find it. I will put that in the show notes. I will link to that so everyone can find it. We're gonna play another song.

This is called Shawnee Baby. Yep. People may know that Shawnee, the audio engineer, came on this show on W ATP. And he's also involved in all of our crossover episodes that we do at the DIC show. So this is about him. Anything else you wanna set up on this track?

Well, there's a lot. There's of course the ongoing joke on the DIC show, how Sean's the most handsome man, the world. Joe. And I just kinda made it into spirit of that. No, just a sexy Sean song for the album. His beat like still get me. All right, let's check it out.

Here we go. Oh, oh about Johnny Baby? I like a beautiful grand piano, yeah. I've been enough for a decade, Johnny Baby, So hurry down the gym, you journey. Johnny baby, a 54 gibsoness Paul Sanvers. I'll wait up for you dear. Johnny baby, turn it down the chimney tonight. Think of all the fun I miss.

Think of all the men I have in fact. Next year I can be just as good. I'll take you off my bucket list. Shiny baby, season ticket to the New York Yankees. My bucket list Johnny baby Season tickets to the New York Yankees next year What else Johnny baby, I would like to be racially to the rest of hell

Reclood, please please Don't tease Johnny, baby Decide on my store stores that give them an SDT Yes, yes, kill him with your shiny hands Johnny, baby, listen to my plea Stuck to pay me, I'm a list of second-off men The girl of boys you can't die, ha All the protestors and the streets You saw the baby, I killed every one of them

Please, I'm not a fool I'm a fool, I'm a fool Come and pull down your Christmas pains Let me lick your candy cane You're waking the sports dicks your second kid out of the car To bend up and you little boy Yeah! Yeah, I think the chat is loving all the music in this podcast and this episode. I think they're just digging it. Oh, I can tell man. Yeah, for sure I'm hearing some I'm hearing some sample influences in this music. Oh Yeah, yeah, my biggest influence. I mentioned this on the Dix show is Frank Zappa. I've always been weaned on

rock music and jazz music No, I played in a few rock groups, I played in a few jazz bands in the high school, but I love Frank Zappa because, you know, it's not just all that rock stuff and the jazz and all the basic stuff, but I love the way he combines that with classical music and that with pop music and disco

and how he kind of turns into very unique thing. Like I can't even call it like rock fusion. It's like this Frank Zappa thing that just exists. It's kind of hard to describe really. Yeah, we don't have to describe it right now. That's fine. Well, Zoo, what makes you a rage? I'm just kidding.

I don't ask people that. Dude, thank you so much for coming on. It was great to have you. Everyone, check out the link in the show now so you can check out the complete Dix show Christmas album from the grand wazoo thanks buddy thank you so much Carl yeah man see you lady later brand are we having fun today or what? Oh my god, so much, man. So much fun. Alright, this is a cool little clip.

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So come on down to Tom Myers' discount guest host warehouse. And remember, you know their comedians because our sign says so. Ah, Dave, well done, my friend. Very funny. Very, very funny. All right, it's time for this part of the show. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. And this cringe of the week, this week was sent in by Josh the boomer zoomer from Arizona. And it's actually the official podcast. This is the show that our buddy Kaya is on. The show has been around for over 200 episodes. They've had huge guests.

They make way more money than we do on Patreon. And yet this is what their show sounded like this past episode. Which I don't know how they did that. That's great. What's funny too is the children's book, the fucking Hobbit book. A third of it is lyrics to songs that they don't even tell you how to sing. Oh, yeah. It's neat.

It's like, it's like, it's probably going to be the most awesome means to the board of board of shorties. Because they're like, okay, we are all here in front of the house. Bill Mell house and we're about to go on an adventure. But let's sing for first. And the next six stages are like, here's the song to work. So I was like a Patrick Michael song. That is not good. Was the joke really worth it if you had to keep that kind of echo in there? I don't think they did that on purpose. I think that was a fuck out I think that's why it was cringe of the week

Could be a ride. We got a new one for next week What's going on to the sub-rider producer Chris has a brand new sub-rider news for us and let's check it It's time once again for news from the WETP sub-raddit. Smoothie 2000 post, big day for the Z-man. Zumaq is in court this morning to answer the 35 charges. The bookies have set the over under at 18 months inside because of the felonies. Actually, John Melinda has reprised, jokes on you. Everyone knows famous people don't go to jail and to Sil Willhelm, jokes on you.

Chad isn't famous. Dirt merchant 1980 writes, anyone else find themselves starting to like Stutt Joe now that he's dabbling in Zumaq battery? And JR Car responds a simple, hearty, no. Carl's wet kisses wants to know, what is Carl's favorite flavor of ice cream? GammerinWV answers back, Carl is lactose intolerant,

as well as regular intolerant. Regarding last week's episode, a look here man says, I think this is the first show I actually enjoyed Vinny instead of thinking he sounded like an obese Jimmy Kimmel with a sinus infection. Gangrenously ads, Vinny was pretty funny this episode. He should try stand up sometime.

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This is Tom Myers and his jokes. Regarding Carl's appearance in Tampa recently, soft weekly opines, Carl's gaitcation has disrupted the creep off. Vinny deserves an episode win based on this alone. W-A-T-P thanks the subreddit for their concern, their perseverance, and their support. We salute you. Speaking of the subreddit, and thank you, Chris, for another wonderful update on our sub-rata.

Gain greenously just posted one of the best art pieces for the show ever. And there's so many hidden gems in the South Park piece with all of the players on this show. There are some deep polls in here and some just some really amazing Characters that show up here. I'm gushing over it man. I know I love it so much. I'm gonna turn into a polster. I can't wait Chrissy mayor is Especially funny It's the place she's ever done

With show up as in South Park as a South Park character. Did you see this yet Brandon? No, I haven't I haven't gone on the cell breadwriting a bit. Oh, we shit. It is so fucking funny So there was people talking about my trip to Tampa. I was just down in Tampa this past weekend on road rage with the dick show and avenge of the cis and Well, people probably know about this, but what Maddox did is Maddox sent an email to the venue telling them that there was a white supremacy rally going on and they should shut it down. He then sent an email to the mayor of Tampa telling the mayor of Tampa that white supremacists

were coming into their city. He then sent a note to the police telling them that white supremacists were coming into their city. He then sent a note to the police telling them that white supremacists were coming, they should shut it down. The police showed up at this thing because they had to. And they're like, yeah, we thought this was just ridiculous. You guys are fine. It wasn't a big deal. But Ken Dallin hide created a great song called fun.

This is about Maddox trying to shut down our show and I found this to be an excellent song. for help, have to wait behind those, unclear on the concept. Ryan Ball is jealous like a really misshawn Now I'm got 2911 I'm supposed to be a man People with success I can't stand Never ruling up like Peter Pan It's my fault and my dad What did you expect from me Still emailing companies

And it's obvious, called your venue When I talk to them they act so confused And your show's still on, but I'm doing you From the comfort of my bedroom I'm calling the cops, how I deal with depression Being at this for years, I'm still playing the big Why you always having fun, fucking round shooting cool guns I told you guys don't walk away, run, but you'd not done

Yellow's acting like a huge cunt Now I'm dialing 911, why you always having fun? Fucking round you pool guns Hanging out with version mancucks, any D and R I I L I just saw Ethan Rouse going, now I'm dialing 911 Yes hello it's me again, there's a crime of foot taught I'm not crazy, I'm simply misunderstood I will call again tomorrow just to follow up

Promise, only thing you need to know is you should lock them up I'm hugging not nice, oh, right, white, Nazi rally All night, light, bleep, pissing in alleys Miss Fitzaw, disheart working, or me, shut that show down I'm a lawyer The worst one by far is their lawyer, Raqueda A rest that guy, Carl he's a chiller of th-

and I hate it why you always having fun? fuck around you, girl guns I do, you guys don't walk away run, but you, I'm not done jealous acting like a huge nut we now I'm down in 9-1-1 why you always having fun?

fuck around you, girl hangin' out with versionant hugs and ride along But we still have a slice of really miss Shawn I know Now I'm valley nine one one Team at police department number one Yes, I'd like to report a high comedy show

Again Please hurry Oh well done Can't know it high, that was fun Quick story for you Oh, well done. Okay, no, it's high. That was fun. Quick story for Tampa. It caught a white supremacist, but then you walk out on stage to a giant picture of Hitler. So I was running the computer in our projector and they were joking about Dick with the

sister. The guys are joking about how they were saying it was a white nationalist or a white supremacist show. So I just cried to picture of Hitler and put it up on the projector behind them Now unfortunately is unlike their Google business page To the Cuban Club Theater which they was guys were great. They were so nice to us And now people are gonna look at it be like oh apparently they hold clan rallies there I mean we we shouldn't have our next event. I'm like, it was a joke. Quick, quick, a side. There's a lot of stories to be told from Tampa, but one of my favorites was after the show, we walk into, I'm gonna pronounce this

wrong, Yai Boer, whatever the town we are in, and we're bar-happered a little bit. We decided we're gonna go out of the strip club So I grab an uber and it's me and Ryan long and dick masters in an 80s girl We're all climbing into an uber and we're getting picked up right in front of a police barricade You know what that is? It's where a bunch of cops hang out and barricade the street Ryan long decides to litter out his way into the fucking car. We all climb into this Uber, Ryan Long just sucks his drink down.

And then they just start pounding on the door. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And I'm like, I'm so like, oh, sir, he's like, oh yeah, my bad. I thought Canadians were cleaner than that. It was really funny. I'm not speaking out of school. Casey says it's pronounced E-bore. Fair enough. It's it's it's it's so it looks like it's it would be like yibore. Y-bore. Yeah it's spelled with a Y. Correct. All right. We have done it all today, my friend. did you notice that? Holy shit.

Brandon, we've done it all. I noticed. So that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the team's the part of the show where we play clip from next week's podcast that we'll be reviewing. We didn't review a podcast so much this week, but So what's the best time to record another episode and now? It was really close. It didn't happen fortunately but it was really close and it surprised me like you know, it came out of the blue. I was completely surprised it like you know

Didn't expect it at all This poor guy almost real apps. Can you guess what he's talking about producer Chris or Brandon? I mean, I'd want to say drugs it, you know, but I feel like this is gonna be some stupid fucking Addiction that he's got I could I could poor you Very good. This is a show called no fat and semen retention This is a no-fat podcast. This is a suggestion from a Turkish guy named Kaya Who will be on the show with us next week and we'll be back to our regular Antics and I am looking forward to that also. I didn't point this out earlier But we just recorded a bonus show with Kevin who's another retro throwback show

We're Kevin and I got together and talked about Christmas stories and that was a lot of fun because it was another audio drama show And those audio drama shows were these characters they have the different voices always wanted to do with Kevin so that's definitely worth checking out. Brandon thank you so much for coming on did you drop the last uh should he song of the week the last one of the year already? Uh well as as of this recording no I'm still editing it but by the time this episode comes out that will be available for everyone to listen to. Beautiful. So Brandon and I last night, we were supposed to have Red On, but Red's internet sucks. So it was just Brandon and myself. We went through the final 12 songs of the year and narrowed down to one shitty song of the year, and I think we nailed it.

Oh yeah, we absolutely picked the shittiest song of 2020. Yeah. I mean, it wasn't much of a contest to be honest with you. It was uh, it was a no-brainer. But that was a lot of fun. So check out Shitty Song of the Week and Brandon thanks again for coming on the show. I appreciate it buddy. Oh, absolutely. Thanks for having me on. Of course, please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out what's for all. Who are these podcasts pockets sleep well every pony Great show good job everybody great job everyone. All right. I can't listen to more music. That's enough of that Let's get right into it. Let's get Casey on here. She's losing her mind. She can't fucking take it anymore

She doesn't like body when we bring her on Casey. What's happening? Hey Carl. Hey, Casey. I was I bore city. Yeah, I bore. I was there for fucking three days. You think I know how to pronounce it by now. Yeah, for real. We went to this Cuban restaurant and on the menu. Out the chickens. Yeah, with the chickens. On the menu, there's the Cuban sandwich and it's highlighted in Chris, you know this because you're a restaurant guy. When you make something a different color and highlight on the menu, they want to sell that and they do.

It works. People, their eyes are drawn to it. So you have the Cuban sandwich there and it's highlighted and it's a Cuban restaurant and the server comes over and Dick messesin goes, this Cuban sandwich, any good? What do you think she's gonna say? I wouldn't recommend it. It's not our specialty. It's three meats with a pickle and mustard on it.

Like what do you mean it's a good? It is what it is. Yeah, we do something really special with it. What we do is we warm it up. Okay, great. I'll have one. It was very good, though, by the way. Nice, nice weather. It was beautiful weather. We missed you, though, Casey. I was disappointed we weren't able to make it. Yeah, I'm sorry, but it was for the better for myself and for everyone else.

for everyone else. Fair enough. Someone who was there was my buddy Manny. Carl, you photo-bombed my picture with Nick Lus Rotator at his friend Drexel. I was going to call it three black canes, but since you all read it, now I've have to call it three tains and a car and you're fucking up the word economy of my jokes like Vitty Paul Edo would say but It was great meeting you and Tampa you are super nice in person and it did not feel natural It was really weird. I kind of that you just like cussed me out. And yeah, I had fun. I'll email you the picture,

along with this voice-required, voice-meled. So just call me back, brother. So that's really funny. Manny was a cool guy. Manny was one of the two black people who were there. And I didn't realize I was photobombing their shot. I think I was just coming downstairs from the bathroom and they're all the hanging there,

getting their picture taken. So I was just like, yeah, that's what we're doing now. Oops. Sorry about that. Well, how would you know if Nicorcaido wasn't in black face? Right. Exactly. I would know that. Well, how would you know if Nicarcai that wasn't in blackface? Right, exactly.

I would know that. I would know. How would I know that? I didn't realize you couldn't smoke inside in other cities. Oh, we have been able to smoke inside in decades. It's been decades. That's been a thing.

And you can't smoke in like real restaurants, right? But if most of the revenue comes from alcohol sales, then you can smoke all you want. The first bar that we went to, we were in downtown E-Bore, and there's ass trays on the bar, and first Dick has blown away that people aren't wearing masks.

He's like, you don't do it with a mask in here, and then he goes, you can smoke in here What the fuck Beans of LA of New York. It's a mind-boggling like wait, there's freedom here people can make their own choices Well, you know smoking is bad for the other people who don't smoke you don't have to go there You didn't know that part of the equation fucking idiots Sorry, I'm getting I can't imagine going to a bar and it not smelling like cigarettes I'll be honest with you. I was angry at first. I don't smoke cigarettes

I was angry at first when the walk came out now I kind of like it because he people used to just blow smoke on me While I was playing guitar and it was kind of a dog Mm-hmm, and so it's kind of nice now that you don't smoke smoke when you get home I got to tell you PJ just texted me. He wrote a new song and he texted it to me, but I wanted to email it to me so we can play it on the show. I thought we were done with music, but we're not. If PJ's recording a Christmas themed Southern John song, then we will most certainly.

Yes, we'll most certainly have to play that. So I'll be watching out for that. I know we're going long. So let's skip reviews this week. Is that cool? Yeah, it sounds good. Unless you have, let's pick one. One that you think was funny.

Five seconds. I can't wait, I just waited like two hours. Yeah, I know, you're right. You're right. At least you were complaining the whole time. Yeah. There's like, there's so many good ones this week, little Carl. Oh, fuck it then just do it. We got PJ. Okay. Yeah, fuck PJ, just kidding. I love him. Okay. Impossible

to listen to. It's so hard to listen to the show without their subtle undertones of racism and trans hatred making me laugh so hard that I would get my roommate. I'm the most hateful podcast I've ever listened to. Well played, well played. I didn't know where that was going at first, but I'm going to say it's a five star. It's actually a four star review. Oh, mother fucker. What did you say? I don't know why. I thought it was a five star too. See, I think I think you did that on purpose. Just a fuck is up.

Absolutely. All right. Horrible show. So I tried to give this show a shot, but after listening to 236 episodes to see if it was any good, I had to give up. All they do is talk trash about extremely more successful shows than theirs. This Carl guy with a K just wishes he was as good as OP. Don't bother listening to any episodes unless you can answer this question. Are you a boner guy? What I like about that one is it really does point out the hypocrisy of the other reviews

that come in. Oh, they just review other more successful and better podcasts. They're just jealous because these other shows are so great. Like, have you listened to two seconds of OP show? It's not better. I thought say our show is good, but OP is not better. Anyway, that's a good review. I'll say that to five star. Five.

Yeah, absolutely. Beautiful. Yeah, absolutely. Beautiful. Yeah. Just why the host himself says or the host says himself what makes two nobody's feel like they can put out a podcast hundreds of people have told him to stop making fun of mentally challenged. And he still continues to use that stuttering John for fodder on the stumps of fire. Oh, we're losing you, Casey. You're goddamn internet. You're internet's the worst.

We're losing you again. But I could still tell there was five stars. Casey, you there? Yeah, I had to be. Right. Casey, did we lose you? And she's gone. And it's gone upon.

All right, well, Casey's trying to figure out the internet works. I'm going to play. I just got it. Day viewing right now on WATP. Twelve days of crop should I always hate this as a parody. Twelve days of Christmas. Governmented for PJ Filium. I have not listened to this yet but I just trust this guy.

He always knocks it out of the park. Let's check it out. Eleven beers on balcony sand dollars a livestream nine unpaid bar tabs eight months of child support seven women hit on six figures salary Five more co-grouches Four podcasts downloads three beer can't check into gender child and an apartment Two gender child and an apartment infested with roaches Never ever seen a cockroach here before it's amazing. Oh Well done PJ I'm sweating and spitting. Oh my god The whole reason why I played all those shitty songs that I wrote over the years was just to set up how great PJs.

You guys don't see that I was actually playing the log game there. Postmodern. Thank you. I'm just glad he started at 12. I was really worried that he was going to start with one and work his way up. Dude, honestly, I saw there was 45 seconds. If I saw five minutes and 22 seconds, I'm like, yeah, we won't be listening to this one. That's the way to cover that side. Just tell every joke once we get it.

Very good. Wow. PJ, thanks, buddy. Do you want to come on real quick and take a bow, my friend? He's a shitty mic. He says, OK, then we'll skip PJ, but thank you, buddy. That was awesome. And PJ, I hope that you saw the South Park drawing.

You have your own recording studios You're watching bachelor at with your wife. All right. I hope you're joking I hope that's a joke Yikes all right Casey still seems to be out What's listen to some voicemails? What do you say? Tucker Dixon has been complaining the entire fucking night. I think he's gone now Complaining the entire night. Well, this is actually this isn't Tucker Dixon at all. I apologize. This is somebody else. Hey Carl, this is Tucker D- I mean, she misses producer. I'm just calling you this is how I talk. I just want to call thank you for talking to you about Shamus again. It's really going to plan through our emails that we have totally talked about.

Shamus made extra 27 cents and by my calculations that means okay, we will send you 5 cents this week. Anyways, you have a good time. Tucker, I mean, I'm sorry. Shamelesses producer out. Very well done. There is a revenue share that I have going with Patrick Michael. This is, this is all a shoot. This is how I call. I call bullshit on that email because he said email or he said emails with Patrick Michael, but it seems to me like you send Patrick one email and then he's done with you Yeah, I think I think that was a joke about the notes of a goon thing that we had going on which is very well done But yes, Brad, you are correct. There's no way I'd be getting back and forth with Patrick Michael

You wouldn't believe it was me if I did email him. Iam. I guarantee it. This next call is the perfect weaser call We've been having getting a lot of weaser calls. This is this one's perfect Hey, Carl weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer. All right call me back. All right weezer Sounded up pretty good. Sounds pretty good to me. Make it some good points So do you guys remember there's a guy who called in and gave his phone number out on our show? Yeah. Oh yeah I bet he's not regretting that. Oh he's regretting it all right. Hey Carl, the guy who gave out his phone number, I just want to let you know I had to change my fucking phone number because some goddamn fucker china or more precise hong kong uh... use my phone number to get into my microsoft account

and so uh... grand from the almost alright all i gotta say to that newt is fuck you your kind i hope hong kong hit the made by china go fuck yourself yikes i mean what did he what did he expect to happen, honestly? I'm proud of the reach of the show, but that sucks.

I hate that I listen to lots of thousand bucks. But at the same time, like, someone on the other side of the world still here, buddy, because you were on my show. I'm impressed. It's pretty cool. That's all. All right. Shame is calling to our voicemail, everybody! Huh! Hey, Carl.

It's me. Sheamus. Bet you didn't expect to hear me on your voicemail. Did you guys? Well guess what? I'm the new band practice guy. Thought you'd get rid of me? I'm the new band practice guy.

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Now what I think we should do is we should put a poll out on the Reddit and on Twitter. Let's figure out like the top five, and let's put it to a vote. So App Day for Destruction has to be there. I guess the blue album has to be there, right? Is everyone's a fucking Weezer fan of this show? Apparently, I should be selling Weezer merchandise

to be my sponsor on this show. But we do appreciate press house Press house coffee comm slash W ATP 20% off With that promo card on your first order. So yeah, let's figure out what the top five Rock Alms are and let's put a pull out. I want to find out what people think is better than Musician ship-wise, it's not a bad album, but I just can't get behind Axel Rose and his fucking voice. If I have to hear him go, no, wow, wow, wow, one more goddamn time.

Well, okay, fair enough, I think that's Crosier's point two. I think Crosier's out of a huge fan of Axel Rose. And when I say rock album, I'm not talking like Darks out of the moon, I'm talking like hard rock album. Like, I would think the darkness might show up on that list. I don't know. We could think about it. Rustin' piece.

Well that's more metal, but I agree that is a fucking amazing album. That's not a bad one. Who's that band that sings that song Woman? I don't know why I'm drawing a blank on it right now. Wolfmother, that fucking album start to finish, crushes it. That's another one I'd put on the West. All right, we can debate this another time, I suppose. Casey, you back yet?

Casey, how's it going? Oh, she's gone. She's like, gone, though. She's totally abandoned us. She saw an opportunity and left. Well, she's stuck through the wrong part, then. Boomer guy is back everybody Carl Boomer guy

Nice fucking over bite It's pretty cold not gonna lie a lot of pictures came out of me when I was in Tampa you might have noticed I'll play I noticed a lot of people photoshopping things. Dick Masterson and I are not in the third Reich. Just so you know, although my uncle would disagree and my uncle called in. It's been a while. He just called it into the show.

Yeah. Carl, this is your uncle. Is Anthony Kumio really your favorite Nazi? I'm sorry, y'all go I'm sorry I'll go late off. I take it's always nice to hear from family. I know it's been a while too But we try to keep in touch with zoom calls, you know like any good family. Oh The weasier calls keep coming in I Cannot stress this enough we We eat your fucking socks and whoever likes this is a fucking moron. You fucking eat. You need to listen to good goddamn

music. Alright? Fuck. I was talking about Howard Stern and his announcement that he signed five more years and they cliche thing he did were the colors like I'm the bridge. He's like oh oh my God, you resigned. I know of a reason to live. And it's like, yeah, I'm not buying it at all. But one of our listeners says that, I do believe it, W-A-T-P is saving lives. Hi, Carl, my name's Meredith.

And this is what I sound like. I just wanted to let you know that people ask me how I can keep going on. And I think about ending it a lot um have a really hard time to fully suicide often and the only thing that gets me through is knowing that on Sundays you'll have a podcast oh my god what the fuck was that okay love you bye right, maybe that was a joke. That might have actually just been a joke. Now that I, now that I listen to it again.

All right, here's somebody you called in about something. Hey, girl, it's the way you along, voicemail guy. It's not gonna live the longest voicemail this week. So I tell a pro, so that electronic music is still great and I still buy it, so you can go fuck off. Anyways, I sent you a email a while ago which is probably should have attached. A podcast to it but I started recording a podcast about a year ago. I've never released an episode so if you want to abort my podcast and tell me how terrible it is, give me a shout. You

know me back. We're coming back. Talk to you later. Bye-bye. This guy thinks I've only received one email. He never said who he was or what the name of the show was. Hey, man, I'm the one who's such an email asking about reviewing my show. Uh, okay.

Now, I think I might have heard it wrong, but did he say that he has a podcast, but he's never recorded an episode? I think he's never released an episode. Oh, something what the fuck are you gonna review? Right. Hey guys, check out this show that no one else can listen to that only I know about. And listen how terrible it is.

It is email sucked. I mean, I honestly don't know who that is. I try to respond to everybody who emails me. I apologize if I don't. I actually ran into a guy. I think it was Grant. I ran into Grant at the meetup last Friday night in Tampa and He's telling me about something that he sent me an email. I'm like, yeah

Yeah, I remember that did I respond with bubble wise like no, you never respond. I'm like, oh fuck Whoops my bad. I always feel bad about that All right, what's this is someone complaining about Stuttering John. I have the same complaint about this. Alright, let's listen to your show. You're playing a clip of that Stuttering F*** and his dumbass can't turn off notifications and I'm thinking my phone's going off from my pastor's seat. I woke over and I think it's not my own. I'm like, all right, it's that fucking idiot. And I will cover him about the rear end of Sima. That stupid retard almost got my ass killed.

Got me back. He can't turn off anything while he's broadcasting. It's so fucking annoying. Notifications on his computer, his phone's going off. And I remember what that guy's talking about because I clipped that clip and then when I was playing it back on the show I still reacted like oh shit what did I forget to turn off because as soon as you hear that noise you think it's you like that's how I am anyway I always assume I'm the asshole go what did I do oh that's right john's an idiot that's right now I remember why it happened

why am I surprised by this? One more voice mail. Hello, Carl. This is James, but not so angry, retired cop from DC. I found your show through your first appearance on Anthony Acumia and I've enjoyed listening and catching up on the catalog. I wanted to thank you for the comments made on episode 236 regarding doxane. Twelve years ago, I myself, several of my colleagues on both Metropolitan Police Department and Federal Agencies were doxed on a website that the publishing personal information about

police officers. They also liked to write little opinion pieces on these targeted and I was titled the stupidest person on earth. This came about as I was in charge of the vision that dealt with demonstrations, and occasionally had the rain on protesters' parades always following the regulations. We could not take the site down, as it was just on the edge of the First Amendment. Unfortunately, one of my captains had to move due to the harassment. Although they tried to remain anonymous, we figured out which act that was created. I may be dumb, but we did have a good intelligence division.

However, the person that created it got cancer and the site eventually went away. As I used to say, when concluding the High Level Operation Nations Capitol, seecressed out. All right, well, thank you for that. No, I don't know that stories true or not, but I do appreciate the support of the DC police. I might need it someday. So I do appreciate that. Wow.

I thought this was gonna be a short one today. Me too. Sorry about that. Hopefully we can say a great new word. Oh, how wrong you were. Brandon, thanks again for coming on, buddy. Yeah, absolutely. Any time. Yeah, we'll have you back again. We'll analyze more Animal Crosley. And I'm looking forward to that.

Check out Shitty Song of the Week, wherever you get fine podcasts. As I mentioned, this last episode was really good, because it was just me and Brandon. That's a fun fact about that after the show, after we wrapped everything up, I got back on with Red and he's so fucking pissed. I think he's considering leaving the show so I don't have to kick him off. Wait a second, I was the one who said, let's only record half the show and then do the second half with Red and Red was the one who said, no, just you guys just do it all. You do talk about it, right? him right yeah, I told him and he just got he got super pissy about the fact that his internet is such garbage that he can't make a decent call

Yeah, so he's he's just done with podcasting all together at this point seems like that's too bad I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, it's alright the show will live on all right. Well, thanks again, buddy Absolutely That's all right, the show will live on. All right, well thanks again, buddy. Bye. Absolutely. ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ 1. 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