Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep238 - NoFap & Semen Retention

Episode Date: December 27, 2020

This week we learn about the dangers of porn addiction recovery. Sure, binging on porn might ruin your life but you might as well have some fun during your menial existence.  It's an all-star cast this week as Cros, Kaya, and Kayci join the show to chat about masturbating, Stuttering John's latest cameo, Patrick Michael's totally appropriate reaction to Instagram comments, Opie's confusion about how malls work, and the callers' response to last week's classic episode.  Get 20% off your first order of Press House Coffee with code WATP presshousecoffee.com/watp Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Support Kaya: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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shit all over us in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called NoFap and Seaman Retention. This is a suggestion from some weirdo who sent me a DM. They said, did you know there's a whole category of podcasts about the category of no fat? Wow.

Alright, well we should probably check this out. We have all listened to it separately. We have not discussed it with you beforehand. Let's get into it. This is your hosted by, I have no idea. Yeah, it's a secret. I know a lot about his life. Yeah.

I know about his mental condition. Says every waking thought, but yeah, I didn't catch his name. He never says his name. Yeah, I also, he's European, but I don't know what country he's stationed in. He was purposely vague about that. In my country, there's a lockdown. Well, that doesn't narrow it down much.

Right. Also, I'm assuming he's dead. Now, the podcasts stopped a month into the lockdown. Yeah. And the last one, he's not sounding so good. So I'm assuming we're reviewing a suicide victim's podcast. It's very possible. He doesn't seem to be enjoying a while that much.

I heard a noose creaking. I couldn't tell if it was like, you know, sound effect or what, but yeah. Well then, let's get us started with you, Kroge. You have a clip that maybe sums up the show for you. I do, I have his intro mantra. This kind of sets the stage. Oh namahanniktyanandaya. Oh namahanniktyanandaya. Oh namahanniktyanandaya. And that's as cleaned up as I can get the audio and that's as much sense as

any of the rest of the shit that he says makes any sense. Well I was happy to have Kaya here because I assume that he can translate that for him. Sky what was he just saying? Well, I actually have my own clip of that transition. So I'll apologize right ahead. I pull clips from two or three different podcasts because even though there's like dozens of these no-fat podcasts, I didn't, none of them really stand out. Like, you guys said, these guys don't even have names after time. They're very unremarkable.

Should we maybe start out by telling people what no-fat even is? Yeah, please. So this is a community of guys who have renounced masturbation and porn because they believe that it's harmful and it's addictive and such, which sounds on the surface of its hysterical, but it just gets sad. Play my, uh, play my clip 14. This is from a fuck, I forgot which specific one this one is from. It's like the no fab community or something. So clip 14. Dear brothers, this is a message dedicated solely to you. With today's highly sensitized, feminized and anti-masculine environment, we men are more than ever trapped in a cage with all of our desires once and once deemed as negative and barbaric. The only thing we resort to doing when we're in a situation that is not cherishing masculinity is self-harm. Whoa.

Self-harm through addictive behavior. One of the most negatively potent form of self-harm I'm going to be talking about is pornography. Wow. That guy is not a good reader. You could tell he was reading that script, and he is not good at that. Yeah, there's more than a strong whiff of in-sell on all this stuff, right? And they have their own science to it all, and their own like secret messages like, oh yeah. No. Have you guys read the forums and the website? Yes, I went to nofap.com to check out the forums. Oh boy. Did you see what their tagline is at nofap.com?

Yeah. Get a new grip of life. Oh my God. I'm not even joking. Come on. They're super serious about porn and shit. Kind of clever. It's really funny.

Originally it said don't grip your penis, grip your life. But they're like, wow, we can make it a little bit more clever. Yeah, let's tighten it it a little bit more clever. Yeah, let's tighten it up a little bit. Holy shit. So, anyway, to the no-fab community, and they really make a point out of saying that it's a community, not a movement,

they're not trying to, you know, convert people or recruit to whatever, they genuinely believe that porn is a drug. And if you kind of read into the forums and the experiences these people have, it's the saddest fucking shit. It's like, oh, I, you know, oh, this guy lost his wife.

So, let's preface. We've all had those benders, right? You jerk off and off and then you finally come and you close like 27 tabs and you look at the time and you're like, oh, the shit, I can't watch the movie in that time. We're the last nine folks, God. Yeah, no, I hear you.

I can't even talk it at this time. What was I doing? Ha, ha, ha hear you. I can't even talk it at this time. What was I doing? But you go on these forums, like Jesus, this guy lost his wife, the custody of his children, his job because he couldn't stop Jack and off for five hours every single day that this really isn't addiction. And they link to studies and shit where apparently can change a brain chemistry. And they cannot go a single day without touching their dicks and it's the saddest fucking shit.

And so I try to listen to these podcasts trying to find something to make fun of and it's just addicts. Now, on this show, we've made fun of so many shows made by shitty people, for shitty people. You know, we've had a true crime podcast trying to scare you into buying alarm systems for your artistic daughter Lest she run away or woke people trying to shove their politics into everything or literal pedophile to argue that they should be able to date little boys Yes, that was that was the worst one all of them people driving me up a wall But these guys I kind of just felt sorry for oh, I'll give you an example of why she feels sorry for this guy He went on this one episode and talked about how he almost relapsed.

Yeah, very upset about this. And this is why he almost relapsed to give you a little bit more details. Yeah, it was just on some web page and there was a small, you know, advertisement about enemy, about hand-tie cartoons. He saw a cartoon on the internet and it gave him a boner. That's how we press this thing guy. And we think it's a boner.

Everything gives this guy a boner. It's gonna be very difficult, but he explains how while he's doing it, it sounds like he's trying to convince himself because he's not convincing me. I do feel stable actually, you know, like I do feel a progress after these months. And I feel, you know, something has changed in my life. Something has changed and I have improved.

That doesn't sound like it. Yeah. Maybe he really did a rock bottom that I'm not aware of. Now he does. He talks a lot about himself and his life and his issues. Yeah. I got a few clips of that because he just, he spends a lot of time on it. Like if you tuned into this podcast to be like,

what is no FAP or where can I find advice on no FAP or where can I learn about this? Ain't the place. No, definitely not. So guy you never heard. Here's my number two. He's been home for six weeks. Yeah, I've been 6 weeks now at home. In my previous episode

I explained it was not solely because of the coronavirus. I had some health problems, health issues also, but it doesn't matter that all together led to me being at home for six weeks now. Okay, great. Thanks for the update, I guess. Yeah. And then we'll skip a hard day. My number four, this was a month later when he's still in the lockdown. After many weeks break from recording anything on no fun, no fun, no fun, I've been seeming to retention. Here I am again. So, letting you know that I'm still alive. And, um, it's like it's running a pental. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, he even says that too when he gets on the show. He's like, I want you to

know you guys, I'm thinking about you. And and you know, I only record when I have something to say But I'm still thinking about you guys. Although I was not recording. I have not forgotten you at all But I only record if I really have some some personal inside some experience on this topic You hear that Patrick Michael. Yeah, Otherwise, I better don't not record at all. Nobody's listening to the show. Why is he pretending that people are missing him? Oh no, where's he been?

No, this is, this is all of these podcasts though. It's all individual men, nameless faceless men who are addicted to porn, who are basically using podcasting as a diary. Yeah. I'm just gonna diary. Call it a journal if you think diaries to faggay of a word, but podcasting is even faggy

or if you're just gonna use it too. You're all gone, I'm still alive. You're a diary. Keep it out of your hard drive, then. Why put it on the internet? It's not listenable. Right. Right, if you wanna hold yourself accountable.

So this is what my guide us to. This is clip 16 and his plan is to hold both himself and other people accountable. And I had to cut a lot of breath pauses here. 16. It's day one for me and since today I will be posting the picture of myself to the Facebook group that I've created. And every single day you'll see me being accountable for my actions

and me being accountable for your actions as well because I'm here alongside you guys. I want you to succeed. And that is why I'll push you to do the same thing that I'm doing, which is not fapping. Wow. Wow. What are the instructions you have to go to the space ball? I guess you have to go to a Facebook group every day? Well, it sounds to me like someone with imaginary friends. Hey guys, I got a

picture of myself and a Facebook group that I created. I'm the only one in it, but it's there. You can look at it. Oh, but the forum is huge. No, no, they, they do have their brothers and sisters, while not sisters, but that it is a brotherhood of people. I don't know, so have you guys read the posts on that place? I'm so crushing.

Yeah, I, some of them are so walled. I'm like, these people are writing books about themselves. I just can't bring myself to it. Yeah, it's, I'm not that interested in this dude's fucking day-to-day. Yeah. Well, the gist of it is, it is a support group, which is again, why I feel bad from mocking some of these guys, it is a support group, which is again, why I feel bad from mocking some of these guys.

It is a support group. It's like, alcoholics anonymous. Yes. Down to the, they give each other chips and you're encouraged to put the number of days that you've not touched your dick in your profile. So you'll see people with like 27 or like 27,000 writing on their profiles and the whole point

is just encouraging themselves to not watch porn and The fun I mean some of the stories honestly Maybe I should have recorded them or something in a funny voice, but they talk about you I'm addicted to hip-hop, uh, sissy hip-hop, no porn. I lost my wife when she caught me in her lingerie My porn addiction escalated. It's all the funny shit But the podcasters themselves they're the saddest fuck. Yeah, which is why I decided look There is punching down and then there's making fun of addicts or trying to better themselves. You know, if you're gonna make fun of an addict, at least pick someone who's an asshole,

like Stuttering John. So I decided to, I had to find at least one of these guys who is a douchebag. Okay. And I succeeded. Congrats. There's one of them. There's one of them who is a life coach, I suppose. He knows what's up, bro.

And he's going to tell you, bro, how to live your life. And he's going to give you, bro, advice on how to stop jerking off to porn and how to get them bitches. And like all life coaches, he has his plighted, too. So it was my clip three. There's no quick solution. There's no quick fix for your nervousness. Okay, what you need to do is conquer your fear. Okay, therefore there's only one thing and it's probably probably the most Best efficient solution for every problem in life is taking action. Okay

Great. action okay. Take action, take action, go down fear, believe in yourself, live love, love, love, take action, you'll fear. He just keeps going with the shit that's continued in clip 4. The best solution I will always try to give you is take an action. Okay, all you want to hear is talk, talk, talk, talk. All you want to read is words, words, words. Which you guys need to realize is that you need to take fucking action. Okay. Wow.

Yeah. I'm gonna ask you, I like to read words. The only thing worse than a life coach with platitudes is a low-rends life coach with platitudes. This guy doesn't even get paid. He has a podcast on the internet that he's streaming to two people and somehow they're listening to him. And you have to ask yourself, who the fuck?

And why is listening to the sky? Well, it's because he has the answers to important questions such as, I had a word, dream, and I'm scared. That's clip six. So it's funny that not only can you not masturbate, but you have to listen to these assholes. Like can you listen to good podcasts too? Can I not masturbate and listen to Joe Rogan? No, you have to listen to these fucking assholes.

I was like, fuck, I'm just gonna jerk off them. Not only can you not masturbate, but the whole, if you read their websites, they have specific rules on what constitutes a relapse and what constitutes a reset. Okay. Now, let's say you go 20 days without masturbating. If you slip up and you jerk off once, that's not considered a relapse.

Okay. Because you can still continue not masturbating the day after if you have the discipline, but it is considered a reset. So you have to go on that forum and reset your day counter to zero. You shamefulist pig. That's funny. So your play tried to be based on whether having a, huh? I never played your clip. You started out by that I started talking about stuff. Do you want to do you want to play that wet dream thing?

Yeah, hang on. So the debate is, is does a wet dream count as a relapse? That's clip six. Okay. Hello, sir, I, I ejaculated last night, I had a nightfall after 20 days no fat. Is it normal? What should I do now? So, look. Okay, so this person's very upset. They had a wet dream after 20 or so days

and next clip is clip 8. And I want you guys to keep in mind. These are adults who are getting this basic sex at on what wet dream is. And this guy's wrong about this too so, Clebate. Guys, what you need to realize, wet dreams and I'm telling this for all you guys watching this heaven wet dreams, don't fucking stress out, okay? Wet dreams are perfectly normal.

Now I'll be honest, I don't even know if I ever had a wet dream. Well, he's godlike, obviously. Humble brad. Humble brad. Well, he's God like obviously. How will Brad? Yeah, seriously. And then he hits us with the science you guys like Roge mentions that they get really scientific. So turns out that what dreams you guys is your body detoxing from porn clip nine. You just affect for the years and years and years to

fucking virtual reality. Okay. You stop it and your body has withdrawal symptoms. Okay. 10 years and years to fucking virtual reality, okay? You stop it and your body has withdrawal symptoms, okay? So when you go to sleep, your body started imagining all this virtual reality shit, he's missing out on, okay? Because he just has to adapt to reality, to real women, to real things, okay? I don't think that any of that is true. I think that it's around before pornography. No, don't. No, don't, yeah. I think that it's, it was around before pornography.

Really? Really? Yeah, pretty sure. It's like when they pulled the knee out of the matrix and it kept puking and puking and his muscles hurts, you know, it's just, he's adjusting to reality. This is what dreams. Well, it's interesting because when I was listening to this,

when I was listening to this guy from this, what was the name of the show? No fat and cement receding? No fat and cement receding. No tension. When I was listening to this guy, he talked about wet dreams. So I wanted to know what his take on it was.

And he thinks that it is a relapse when you have a wet dream. But he admits on this one episode that he did have a wet dream. And you'll be surprised why he was upset about it. This I was a little bit shy to be. So yeah, it happened. And I think it was like two o'clock at night and You know like It sucks

Because it's uncomfortable, you know, it's a mess. You have to You know stand up and clean the stuff and you know, it's a mess, you have to, you know, stand up and clean the stuff, and you know, unless you want to lie in your own mess till you wake up in the morning, but I don't do that, I don't like that. So, yeah, and then you, you know, you turn on the lights, and you go back, lie down again, and you can't sleep for another half an hour. And because you are like, you already stood up, it's like morning, you know. I never would have guessed, I thought it'd be like a shame,

feel like he's had to start over again. He's like, no, it sucks, because I woke up, and I can't fall back asleep afterwards. Not up for the day. God, my cumsy's in. How long do you have to expect that? Not if sex or jerk off to get a wet dream. How does that still happen to you at 30?

Yeah, I mean, I don't know what these guys' lifestyles are like if they were getting a boner from a cartoon and on the internet. Well, they are practicing semen retention. Semen retention. Yeah, this is a new concept to me, by the way. I was unfamiliar with this. Maybe we could talk about the science of semen retention. Semen retention. Yeah, this is a new concept to me, by the way. I was unfamiliar with this. Maybe we could talk about the science of semen retention. Great, please.

Because this was very educational for me. I got a trio of clips here. My number five explains the main benefit of semen retention. One important aspect of no-fab and semen retention, which a lot of people like to talk about and hear about these women attraction so And he just goes on and on and on but Women attractions so when you don't jerk off women will be attracted to you

So that's step one step three I said with that meant That's step one, step three. I said with that meant, soon I'm gonna see a whole episode of this guy talking about women attraction. I thought it meant him being attracted to women. No. You know, that was bad. No. Is it what's given to voters?

No. Because the- I'm not following this at all. The semen, when you retain the semen, it goes, and then women are attracted to you. I mean, there's like a middle process that I can't release. But it's trust me, the sciences.

Or you could work out or how to play guitar. But yeah, however you want to do it there, buddy. But also, seamen retention is energy. Yes. My number's 10. And you could tell by how energetic this guy is. But personal feelings of anxiety, which were related to seamen, loss of seamen fluid, and loss of energy, which is connected with it, it's actually

worse. So because your energy is connected to your semen. I had no idea. Now, and then it's a whole thing about anxiety. So like, oh, I have a quick clip on that real quick. We talked about what leads to a relapse. I believe there are like three things, three factors which normally lead to a relapse. And that's the feelings of angcity. Angcity, yeah. It's one of the, by the way, I want to point out

because Kaya, this is, Lagos is not this guy's first language. He's a poor guy who is going through this tough time and we're just punching down like assholes right now. So I don't want to acknowledge that. Well, but I started thinking like almost every woman I know is on a shit on a medications. Yeah.

And that's why they haven't been retaining semen. They suffer from angitity and then they need medication. But here's the other thing in this blue my fucking mind. Seaman retention prevents COVID. Number seven. Now it's not a good, really not a good moment for us to to lose our vital fluid, which is responsible for good immunity and you know proper functioning of our organs and everything so... That was that true. Do your lungs and heart need semen to work? Is that your vital fluid? Who calls semen a vital fluid? It's literally made just to be pushed out of you. Yeah. That's the whole your body's whole point is to get that shit out of your system.

Now blood. Blood's a vital fluid. Blood do you want to keep it inside? You're missing some blood. You got some issues. Blod and brain fluid. Yeah. The rest I can probably do without. And he's describing anyone that has an active sexual relationship. You know what I mean?

Anyone who has sex regularly, are they also? Do they suffer from not having semen or tangent? That's how I was trying to figure out too, because these guys, like sexy isn't even like up for debate. Yeah, like they're not even like sex. Yeah, yeah tangent? That's how I was trying to figure out too, because these guys, sexy isn't even up for debate. Yeah, like they're not even like- Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we're gonna get you that you guys. Like a partner?

Oh yeah, you got some a guy. Oh yeah, they'll worry. I'll let Crush continue. He also has the end of the last fucking one I listened to. He finally give some fucking advice. Oh god. And so this is my number nine. This clip is called for those about to fact.

Sacking a little and letting yourself go. And I'll use your, you lose your semen on white fluid. And maybe give it a second thought and remember in what kind of situation you are in and that your body really needs, needs every single energy unit. It can preserve. So, if you're having trouble, you're addicted to pornography and you're about to jerk off,

take a second thought and just think about your vital fluid and how you need those energy units to fight COVID. Yeah, when he called CME Energy Units, that's what I was like, I don't think this guy's a real doctor. Yeah. I don't think this is another he prays his medicine. This is one of their tenets though.

Again, when you go on their website, they have a couple of long ass articles with citations about how if you stop jerking off two or three weeks later, your testosterone levels are raised. And I did a quick Google search. There was like 10 different studies disproving this and the study that they're citing as had like 25 people as a Yeah, as a participant

Just fucking sleep in X-row you don't have to stop having sex and jerking off. That's a stupid fucking way That's a really dumb way to do it. Alright, I have to play for you guys. I went back to episode number one. Whoa. Because all of this was a mystery to me. I couldn't figure out who this guy was or why he was doing the show or any of this meant. So I thought maybe the first episode he would explain this all.

This is the very first thing he says on his very first episode. It's about a minute long, so bear with me. But imagine you've decided I'm going to do this podcast. I need to tell people about this no fat movement and how my journey is going. Wouldn't you have like some thoughts collected? Maybe jot a note down or two? One would think. Have some bullet points. Has things you want to talk about? Listen to this. He doesn't gonna talk more to terrible podcast. Oh, yeah, this is unbelievable Hello, everyone welcome to my First broadcast

Welcome to my channel So as you might see, this channel is about... It's basically for men, but I think women can also take some inspiration out of it, beat for themselves, or for their partners or husbands, and can make them understand men better, but it's basically for men. You take forever to say nothing. Listen, this is how I could wrap that up.

Okay, so that was a minute long. Yeah. Hey guys, this is my brand new podcast. It's really for men, but women, if you want to listen to it because there's a man in your life who suffers from this, maybe you could learn something too. It gathered your thoughts before you hit the... Welcome to my channel, this shows for men.

Right, I mean, okay. Yeah, right law explains it very easily. Boys cast the show for the boys. Okay, good, move it on. Yeah, what else? So then, right after that, and I mean right after that, this is the next minute of his show, episode one. He explains why he's doing this.

And he just cannot put his thoughts to him. Without any further blah blah basically. Oh my god. Let me get straight to the point. So, uh, you can see it on that sentence. You know, are so many channels on this topic and so many videos and audio and I believe podcasts also. So why to make another one right up to now I was just watching Up to now I was just watching other guys speaking on this topic and getting inspired and Now somehow with the time I Realized that I want to record my

realization on no-fab and cement retention myself. Okay, so you got to think, after all of that, he must have like a unique angle or some information that other people aren't putting out there. The main points are already out there. I don't think I will bring anything revolutionary Everything important has been already spoken by other people But what are you doing? You're not a dynamic personality. Yeah, I got to get the message out there because I'm so compelling He's not joking. Yeah, something to do it needs this But what's so funny about it is that this is the worst advertisement for no-fap lifestyle. Yeah possible

This guy's talking about how it gives you energy wait, I could be like this guy and all I have to do is stop enjoying myself I gotta do look how to not drink alcohol and have no friends. Yeah I'm so much happier now that I stopped drinking You hear him loading the gun also also this fucking guy goes full Opie He decides to podcast while walking down the street at one point So this time recording on the move Let's see how it will work out. I want my way to work and I want to record something as long as it is fresh in my experience,

in my memory. Hold the fuck up! So he's walking around his neighborhood using the word semen retention. That's what I was thinking. Imagine the bus stop and some dudes like retain your vital food. My scrotum is so heavy right now. Oh god. Fuck. Okay, what else you got? You obviously listen to a lot of these shows. Yeah, back to my asshole. So, Justin, this baby talks about, you know, if you fap your obeyed up bitch and you lose all your energy and so you know, you become a passive, you know, comfortable, you go

along with anything, you have no driver, any sort of bites and you know, you just sit on Instagram and you look at more attractive people and you don't feel the need to attain that and yada yada Clip five and you talk about those sort of people those same people they were going down the street They see a dude a fucking dumbass with a fucking nice looking woman or bitch Whatever you want to call it and those again, again, those people be like, yeah, nice, nice woman, nice woman. Yeah. So beta fappers like us, we see a happy attractive couple on the street in real like nice, good for them. That's because we're losers and we lose our semen. We don't

retain it. But this guy, he's not like us. That's clip six. This man is angry. What I want you to realize is that there's a other kind of people there are different kind of people yeah and I slowly started to develop into this kind of people they see shit on Instagram and they be like why the fuck don't I got this shit what is going wrong in my life that I'm not having the same shit as the guy that's posting this, okay? Or walking down the street, seeing a guy with a beautiful woman, and you'd be like, why in the fuck am I single?

Or why in the fuck do I have an ugliest girlfriend, Bama Saad? And this fucking jerk is walking with a beautiful one by a side, okay? You need to develop some fucking anger, okay? Wow. He's saying this. He's the jerk. Something you should have seen? Yeah, he's saying you should be angry

and mad at every guy who's with a hot chick. By the way, I'm not a life coach, but I'll give you some advice. All those hot chicks are a pain in the ass. Yeah. So you don't want them. It's not worth it. And everything that you see on Instagram

is completely fake. Everything from fucking top to bottom holy shit Wow, that's some fucking advice right that is You know how you can prove your life be more jealous You're wondering why you're with an ugly woman you asshole. I know Seriously, are you down there talking about how ugly I have again? Yeah, the only reason you can get away with yelling that in his house is because there's a woman in that house, you're so low, you're so angry.

And then he calls the guy, he's also not allowed around schools. This guy's a fucking head case. He is, he's a piece of shit. I love being shitty out of advice though. I love that. I love people who don't know how to live their life. They can control themselves on Instagram. And he's giving don't know how to live their life. They can control themselves on Instagram Yeah, and he's giving me advice. I've had to live my life

Oh, no, it's slowly getting to my favorite part. This is he keeps getting giving advice somebody called Kevin calls in This is clip 10 asking about his low libido Kevin Lopez is writing something that wears me about no fat as low sex draft. Is there any supplements I could take to counter a tag it? Look, first of all, Kevin, what's your experience is what mineuck is writing? You experience flat line, okay? Flat? You guys, I'm gonna go to that.

So first of all, I have low libido, are there any supplements to fix this? Yeah, it's called touching your dick use it That's how you fix that problem first of all But of course this guy's like the Alex Jones of no fab So he has to list a bunch of bullshit that he uses that's clip 12 is I'm trying to sell shit Cam horror is better be in the next year. Oh, honey makers, okay. They boost Your sexual drive in a healthy your sexual drive in a healthy, normal, natural way, okay? I take Makka every day, I take Aguaganda every day,

and by the way, I just started to take pine poles, okay? But I'm gonna review this after a month, probably, but... Yeah. It sounds like a lot of bullshit to me. Yeah, I take all this shit. It's natural remedies. It's not just old wives' tails. No, no, take this. Take that. I have been on my shop actually. Just don't touch your dick. Don't do that. No, no, don't worry. It's not working as normal. And just just the idea of let's take some shit to increase, you know, my libido. Why don't I pop this by agra and then sit and watch What are we talking about?

And this is not really that important. I just threw it in for Carl in case you have Kevin back on the show And do you want to put this on your soundboard? It's clip 11 Kevin the sex drive is coming back. Okay, just go through it Don't start playing with yourself to trick yourself into oh, I need to see if I if I can still get horny Oh, I need to see if my thing is still working. Don't trick yourself into this bullshit. Okay? I will definitely put that for Kevin. So I'll just shout it out. And that brings, that's a great segue to flatlining. Now, flatlining is a side effect of rebooting, they call it.

What is rebooting? Well, rebooting is if you stop watching porn and ideally masturbating for up to three months, and then you're allowed to masturbate again, but not watch porn. Now one of the side effects of rebooting is flat lining. When your libido dies you guys. So I'll let him explain it and then I'll read a short excerpt from their website, the play clip 13 please. You probably watched some milves, some big tits, some big asses. I don't know what it may be, but it was not real. So when you stop that and you look at reality, reality is not built that way. Okay, there's ugly cheeks. There's nice cheeks.

There's tall cheeks. There's small cheeks. Not the shape you searched for. Okay, reality is whatever it may be. So you've seen reality the way it is. It's not that it's not that perfect place. You build yourself up to, okay? So you see reality the way it is and that's why you lose your hauntedness. That's why you experience flat line, okay? Because you have to adapt to reality.

Oh, okay, this is interesting. Okay. So, first of all, before we get to the flat line, he says there ugly tricks and nice girls. Like, first of all, before we get to the flatline, he says, there ugly tricks and nice girls. Like, what kind of porn are you watching where they don't have nice girls? Because all the porn I watch, they're super nice.

They mown at everything. They tell me I have a huge cock. They're the nicest. I don't know what he's talking about. Yeah, they're great. They're great. They're great. That's really nice girls.

That's step sister ever. So, okay, porn consumption is apparently, in the past years, let's do an increase of erectile dysfunction. The average age where men develop erectile dysfunction is getting lower and lower, which makes sense, I guess, because in real life, just as not as hot. That's why you need Bluetooth, promo code, OP, OP, IE. Yeah, so that's a good point, right? I didn't believe this and a while back, we had sponsors for male health products and one

of them was a dick pill. And at the time, I was wondering, well, why aren't these guys interested in selling their dick pill to our audience, an audience of like late teen early 20s, demographically, if anything at that, you need the opposite, right? You need a poll, maybe to sometimes keep your dick down. But it's because it's because of shit like this, because more and more men watch porn and more and more men develop Eric tell this function when they finally have to stop watching porn. And they have to, you know, be in a real relationship with a woman who's not as hot as, I don't know, Sasha Gray.

But they have in-laws and they watch something for their birthday. Yeah, come out for valentines day. It's a lot more of a pain in the ass. And porn is way better. Yeah, I agree. No, I get that. But flatline is different. Now, these guys stopped jerking off.

Okay. This is the official description from their website. Many reviewers. Because you would think that you would not fall in line. You would think if you stopped jerking off for three months, you'd be ready to fuck anything that moved. Right. Well, I guess not.

I'm sorry, go ahead though. Many rebooters report one or more periods of zero libido during their reboot. These typically occur early on, especially in the two to six week period. Transitioning from an overexcited libido to none at all can be disconcerting, and even scary. It can also be frustrating for people who started a reboot to help alleviate physical sexual dysfunction, only to have their sexual drive taken away completely. If you experience flat-line, don't panic. It may last for several weeks, but it will more than likely go

away eventually, if it doesn doesn't talk to a doctor Checked out the four so these guys they're initially hyper horny because I don't get to jerk off anymore And then two weeks in for some of them their libido dies entirely and I went on to the forums I did a search for the term flatline on the forums and there's guys who are scared genuinely skip because they're dicks Don't work anymore you guys Okay, and one of the people so this is about this is appealing Huh not a single thing about this is appealing. Yeah No, this is not healthy at all

This is terrible this fucked up so user Hakaishan on the forums replies to so one of them was asking is this normal? What do I do this guy replies says? Flatline is something which varies from person to person. It usually starts after week one or two and can last for a short of 30 days, a few months. And in some particular instances as shared by people, they have been in flatline for a few years. Oh my God. Guys, I think it's time to jerk off again.

I think you did it. That's not working for you either, right? And then, Mima, if your goal in life is to not jerk off and then your penis stops working, isn't that kind of problem solved? Kind of, yeah. Go ahead and watch boards. See what happens.

Yeah, I don't feel like. Yeah. Imagine a doctor saying that sentence, yeah, we've had patients flatline for years. It's normal, they're working on violence. Are you fucking stupid? You're a dick, doesn't work. Are you retarded? What the why am I just want to just become a unit at that point? You

idiot. What what is amazing to me about this one host that we listen to is how pathetic he is. Oh, and how pathetic his life has become. He talks about dating sites. Yep. Yep. And he talks about, you know, a lot of guys go on these dating sites just to talk with with girls know, a lot of guys go on these dating sites just to talk with girls and get about your conversations going, but I'd really just prefer this. But, this is, you know, I prefer just one like at the moment I would prefer just one authentic smile or look or any gesture of appreciation from the opposite sex and just Dozens and doses of sentences written on some you know in a text form some online dating platform

If you know what I mean This is the loneliest man on the planet. Yeah, one authentic smile from a person of the opposite sex is all he wants in life Well, and he has an additional problem. My number 10 dating sites are gross. Dating sites, you know, which are, you know, some of them are quite gross and, you know, this may be maybe dangerous because, you know, of the triggers, but there are also some decent ones, you know, where very we don't see naked pictures and stuff like that. So So just to recap dating sites are gross because there are pictures of women on that. You're right. Yeah, that's a problem I

Had the exact same clip because he's talking about I think he was on Tinder or something is like yeah I started swiping and left swiping again. I relapse. I was looking at women. I even considered dating some of them. I know it's not good. And they actually discourage each other from talking to women on these forums, because they think that's just going to lead to you jerking off dude. You got to stop. Um, right. Let me summarize this. So in the forum, some guy called anti-cumours talking about how, hey, guys, I'm two weeks into my reboot on hard mode. That means no jerking off at all. No masturbation, no pornography,

but he's been talking to a girl and he says that... Like soft mode. You have to... You have to... Yeah. We have been talking about holding hands and kissing and nothing really graphic at all. And suddenly I'm getting sexually aroused

and starting to get hard without even touching myself. Somebody replies to him saying, it is damaging to your reboot process. I would stop talking to her and just focus on yourself. You're discouraging me. I'm just getting half-visioned. How is this helping? Yeah.

They're probably all dudes talking to each other anyway. There's no way there's actual chicks out there. Oh, it's all dudes. Oh, no, zero women, but okay, I understand you don't want to be addicted to porn, I get it. But why discourage the sky from maybe meeting up with a, this sounds like the healthiest thing. You're talking to a chick and you're getting hard

and anticipation, isn't that good? Isn't a healthy, that's a poor thing. That's the best possible outcome is that you get someone else to jerk you off. And then you're going to be fine. Is that, is that you get someone else to jerk you off. And then you fall in line. Is that allowed to this? Can you have someone else jerky off? Yeah, I mean, as Kaya mentioned,

it like relationships or whatever aren't even on the table. What if you sleep on your arm weird and you can't feel it anymore? Does that count? Is that sitting on the hand, taking the stranger? Yeah, is that okay? I need to know all the rules. I haven't read all the forums yet. Yeah, I have a prosthetic hand that I use. Yeah, is that okay? I need to know all the rules. I haven't read all the forums yet Yeah, I have a prosthetic hand that I use can I do that? You know to the highest point earlier one of the forums

I saw it said in order to post in here you have to be 30 days in So you can't even post if you've only gone three weeks. Yeah, you could even post about this shit you rookie How do you get proud of? I know it's weird. What a self-force. You make your browser history database or something. I'm gonna prove it. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, my little pony sites. I just enjoy the show, guys. Yeah, Travis, you know. A photo of your swollen balls with a timestamp. Like, as you can see, they're flapping empty. Yeah, make sure when you take the photo of your balls, you get man-scaped. Yeah, the lawnmower 3.0 before you take that picture.

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that we don't always get to, but we got a couple of this week. We have a show the week, great show the week. Starting off with, how did this get made? A podcast I reviewed with Doug from Good Times Great Movies. Yeah, a couple of weeks ago. Doug sent this over as a great cringe of the week. This is from a recent episode. And it really showcases how unfunny Paul is.

Paul tries to tell a joke and bombs, and I love the co-host reaction of us. Oh, I was gonna say, do you think the reason why the Nutcracker loves to crack nuts is because he doesn't have nuts? What? What? What?

Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Yeah, there's sometimes a silence What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

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bleeding all over the clip. Now, this is something that's highly produced, there's a YouTube video of it, easily edited out because all of a sudden, this thing just starts playing on top of their interview. Yeah. But just left it in. For example, are you familiar with Midee's murder confession

from over the summer? No. You didn't know that Midee's murder confession from over the summer? No. You didn't know that Mardi genetic confessed to murder this summer? No. Oh my God. I'm not fully. I love it. You really do.

I just want to find a way for everyone. You live in your own life, but I just stand by the law for my kingdom. I've been to my kingdom. I've been to my kingdom. I've been to my kingdom. I've been to my kingdom. I've been to my kingdom. I've been to my kingdom.

I've been to my kingdom. I've been to my kingdom. I've been to my kingdom. I've been to my kingdom. I've been to my kingdom. I've been to my kingdom. I've been to my kingdom. You show up over the summer line A moment of reflection of life and he felt like he wanted to open up And he shared a story that when he was first He was the only one in the vice-weeped The whole reality worked at Georgia It was all set up That is a perfect example of cringe of the week

People when you're listening to podcasts that you enjoy and they fuck up Yeah, don't forget to send them in to wATP so that we can make fun of them. Yeah, that's, that's like all the TVs on in your house at once, but different channels. That was, uh, tough. Yeah. How do you see that? How do you see that?

How do you see that? No, that's going on. I know. You would think so. It's like hearing your own name. You would think that you would perk right up when that comes on. Guys, I have some really good news about our buddy Oh

Gage yeah Croj is in a good mood today. It is a catchy diddy now. It is a lot of fun. You know, Stuttering John always puts me in a good ride And he does ever look. He's a comedian. He's hilarious. Well his his lust for life is contagious There's some people who are just in love with life, it just you can't help but get a little off It's a good time. Yeah, and he's decided that he is now all in with w-a-t-p W-a-t-p W-a-t-p That's right, it's Donnery John, doing our call-unters You finally did it, you go to the him into it you invagled out of them I have to play you the source material for this this was a cameo. I don't know who did this a genius

Yes, a genius said this vix set this to me. I don't know where she got it from But whoever you are, please let me know who you are. I want to give you credit for this. This is amazing Yeah, this is the full cameo and this proves that John has never listened to the show. Yeah. People tell him I say shit and then he fucking is enraged by it. Yeah. You can just tell John anything. He just believes it.

Yeah. He has no idea. So this is proof right here at John's. No idea. Cause I need to do as much into the first 30 seconds. An episode. Yeah. To know W.A. TV.

Oh. Come, sir. I'm doing these podcasts. Sorry. This is fun. Shit. Hey Jordan, how are you? Jordan, I'm thinking that's your name. It says, for Jordan, book by Jordan, but I'm pretty sure that's you. Anyway, I think your wife is booked this for you

and she says that her hobby is an old school stern fan and that you guys listen on the Apple podcast while you travel in our RV I've always wanted to do that he is with the Washington Native American TP club on the reservation here That's awesome. He only says w-a-t-p Like w NBC. Can you do that for him? Well, I'll do it again w-a-t-p that for him will I'll do it again. W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. Anyway, listen, Jordan, thank you for being a fan.

And I'm going to give you a little... Oh. How does he not know that's a coup? Did he say the Washington American T.P. club? Yes! And then he said it again. I just like, let me do it a little bit. Oh, Washington American T.P. Club. God, see! And then he said it again. I just like, let me do it a little bit. Oh, I should get it in my American T.P.

There's like when scammers get old senile ladies to sign their house lease over and they sell it. This is cruel almost. Oh my God, so well done. And now we have this. The next time someone goes out the show and they don't know they have to do that, I just have John do it.

Yeah. Oh god. That'll be great. Oh. So John recently did a beer on the balcony episode. Oh good. That, you know, it's available when he does it. It's on YouTube.

Anyone can watch it. But then after it's done, he takes it down and makes it for a patron only. Yeah. Which is really weird because it means that it's been seen by a couple dozen people at most. Yeah. You know, 15 people while they're doing it, and then 10 more who might be on his Patreon. Which I think is rude to the guests that he has on.

Yeah, no shit. And he had AJ Benza on the show. For 15 people? Yeah. I know. I mean, even AJ Benza doesn't have anything better to do? on the show. For 15 people? Yeah, I know. I mean, even AJ Benza doesn't have anything better to do? Well, I would imagine he does.

I have things better to do than to talk to Stuttering John. Holy f**k. Some people I know don't, but I do. All right, at the beginning of the show, he has marred with technical difficulties. It's all fucked up. He's making AJ wait hours of course to come on of course So it's even more a waste of his time and he explains what the problem. We got gremlins in this fucking house

I don't know what happened first we get the cockroaches and now we got the gremlins Cackroaches he only says it only happened one time. I suck out groceries does that one day, and I haven't seen them since, and I don't know what you guys are talking about. He keeps bringing it up. Yeah, holy shit. Oh, like, okay, do you know who AJ Benzes? No. I wouldn't have thought so.

He used to work for the Daily News in New York. He was like a gossip columnist. Yeah, I remember from Howard Stern. Well, I remember from the each channel, he used to have like, they would be like a half hour, like sort of behind the music, but it would be like some actress that got murdered or something, and it was the lowest production value

was like the skisiest like before the true crime, but it was true crime, you know? Yeah, he's had a couple of different TV shows. Yeah, and then he was on Stern, and then he punched uttering John? Yes. Oh, okay, what the fuck? Oh, they've made up since then he punched, uttering John? Yes. Okay, what the fuck? Oh, no, they made up since then.

I guess so, yeah. So the first question to AJ Benza is, did you ever buy cocaine for Arty Land? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Goes into a whole story about the one time that already needed coke and he helped him find coke And he got you knew where these guys were and then already was up doing coke Come on dude. It's not cool And then they they talk about I know and then they talk about Arti's manager asking his manager if arti was doing coke and this is how you answer that question and I said the day I go damn Is already back on the drugs? Yeah, this was Dan's response in artist kitchen. I

Haven't seen any drugs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know it's all bullshit. That's the way guys do it. Oh my god That's how you answer that question with someone says have you seen so and so doing drugs? I know I have it I don't know you're talking. Yeah. Be a body. You would go on a log. Go ahead. Fucking snitch. No, that's all I know.

Yes, I know. Fuck. That's so not cool to go on YouTube and talk about getting already hooked up with Coke. Well, and a dude who has had a few run-ins with the law in the past, maybe would rather have a cleaner reputation these days, you know? Holy shit. And then John has the balls to call out drug addicts,

which I find hysterical. Does anybody... I think he's with his mother, I think he, you know, he's like, you know, like most drug addicts, he needs to be babyed and cared for. John has himself... Dude, he can't even clean his own room. He's not even clean his own room He's alcohol it's something mentally alcohol too, and let's let's add a severe one

I'm in a case of fucking cores light at night. That's not doing any favors Dude, he can't even clean up his room when his kids are coming over and he's like, oh that guy's a baby The fuck well also the other hilarious thing is when somebody said hey, you should do these live shows at 6 p.m So that we can watch match we get out of work. He goes how would I do that? I'm already tanked by them. Yeah Just like what do you mean I would do a show at 6 p.m. I'm black out drunk. How would I possibly do that? What's that guy's a truck? He's his mommy. Oh, shit. I mean, not for nothing.

But John could use like a mom around to help him out with his life. Yeah. Yeah, and it comes a bill of money. So he's talking to AJ Benza. And he decides to start ragging on Chad Zumaq. Now, AJ Benza has no idea who Chad Zumaq is. Yeah.

But for some reason, because John is so good at interviewing people. He has to steer the conversation to things that he cares about. I don't know, I guess this Chad dude got arrested. Oh really? Yeah, for like credit card. I don't know, and I'm not gonna trash that. But then he just started getting all like weird with me.

It's like Bo Shetty. And then he starts bashing both shuddy too. Yeah, both shuddy doesn't talk to me anymore either. It's like, well, if all these people stop talking to you, maybe it's you, John. Maybe. Would you even consider that? Yeah.

Possibly. That's a common denominator here. It's a signature sentence to his, I don't want to bash the guy. You just see, you know, he's a drug addict. I saw him going to a room with an 80 year old alone once. So you're all they were so sweet when they came out. I don't want to bash him though. Yeah, I'm sure. Look, I don't want to say he's an ugly fat loser because that would be means.

So I would never say that about. Yeah, that's exactly how he gets away with it. Yeah, you know, a lot of people are saying he's a drug addict and he sucks at life, but I'm not gonna back. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Actually, if you said it that way, be funnier. He's not, he's not gonna sell him a wearer. This asshole is just itching for the cops to show up and like, book him as a witness. He really wants it. Yeah.

He really wants to spill the beans and get people in trouble this ass. So this guy decides to go through the entire Chad Zuma story with AJ Benza. AJ does not know who Chad Zuma is. Yeah. And none of this matters. Yeah.

This is a week ago. He goes, I was, I was nothing but nice too. I, you know, now I accidentally, because I wanted to help some guy with threatening to, like, could you know how social media is? Some guy was threatening to give his aunts a dress out on social media if he does my show. So in other words, if you, this is what the guy said, if you do start a rinjon show, I am going to give out your aunts a dress. A lot of people care, who cares? Well, he did because he's gone through all this shit.

Yeah. So everyone's saying that he's lying, you know, and then he was saying that he was never booked in my show. And I go, yes, he was. And I showed the DM. I didn't realize, because everything else was in bold. It was almost invisible. His email address was on that. So he posted it. He's like, Christ.

No, but I said, dude, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize it. But then he says call me asshole I didn't know anything. I don't even know the guy And even in John's own stories he's an asshole. You know what I mean? Yeah the guys all pissed at me Because someone's gonna give out his aunt's address. So I gave out his personal email address. Okay. Okay. I was like, the woman talking. This is tedious.

Yes. Uh, yes. He's always the hero of his own story. This is a track that I call benevolent Johnny's talking about how amazing he was to Mike Boshetti. And I wanted to get him a spot on the tonight show. I think he's unique. Oh, wow. That'd be great.

And I think he's fine. So you know what I did, AJ? Adam, my own pocket. I flew Bo Shetty from New York to LA, put him up in my house. Jesus. Adam, to audition in front of my agent at his house. So this guy's so amazing. He does so many favors for everybody.

He bought someone a plane ticket. I'm not buying it yet. Yeah, okay. But this is also over 10 years ago. This is when the tonight show exists. Yeah. And he's talking about how, yeah, I got him an audition and I tell him stuff for him.

He never got out of the tonight show. Yeah. So it's not like he actually did anything for this guy. I mean, he tried maybe, maybe he tried to give him a chance. And now he's pissed that Mike Bushetti doesn't talk to him anymore. But I think I might know why, because he's always speaking out of school. He tells me all the time that he can't stand already. Artie trashes them. Artie. And I want to point out, Mike Bushetti is on Artie Lang's podcast. Yeah. He's the co-host and Artie's podcast, even the most recent one that

Artie did. Yeah. He's the co--host so Mike probably doesn't want to fuck up that Relation yeah, he can't stand Arty Arty trashes him already Like you know any any any despises are he right really I have his tech going Arty's like an asshole. I hope he dies and all this shit. Oh, no Why is he saying this? Why would he say that yeah? Can't imagine why Mike wouldn't want to hang out with And then he figures out that the reason why Mike doesn't respond to him is that already told him not to be friendly That's what adults do

Like he's my body and then already asked him to do the podcast With him and he and he just abandons me and then I text him agent and then I call him and go you know leave a message Mike at least call me back and right right but I mean not is he about to cry yes yeah sounds it he's very upset because he did nothing wrong here oh my god he's such a victim of poor and it's the same thing with Howard Stern. You know, the reason why I know I'm a show on series is because Howard won't want me to get a show on there.

He thinks everyone's trying to cock block him for some reason. People don't even think about you, John. Well, yeah, I mean, not that we got to point it out, but meanwhile, he does have a show. And it's fucking terrible. Right. So yeah.

Yeah, if you're trying to put out your audition tape, it's working. Yeah. You've auditioned. You didn't get the job. Yeah. And then the reason why people don't want to be on his show and don't enjoy having conversation with them is because John's not a good listener.

Huh. John is just talking at you. He is not absorbing any information that you're giving him back as in this shit about you. Like the second you cross him, he's gonna spill all your secrets. Days later. You said my take was like,

I'm leading. He'll tell people about the drug habit if he doesn't like you. A pocket petty piece of shit snitch, what an asshole. Right. So this is just an example of the fact that John doesn't listen to his nevertheless.

You banged Ryan Carey? Yeah, yeah. Long time ago. I told you that every show you forget. You always ask me. And now I'm at 10% battery. It's going to go down. That'll lose you.

I love that. Yeah. AJ Bed just like, uh, yeah, John, we've talked about some business. Oh, by the way, my battery's almost done. I guess I got to go. Well, that's, uh, that's like every guest on the Adam Crowler show. No, I really don't want to reenact that comedy bit again

for the 19 time Adam Crowler. My battery's dead. I gotta go. Yeah. Holy fuck. So I wonder why John doesn't have friends anymore. Could it be because he oversteeps his boundaries as in this example, he's talking about his friend, Jillian Barbary.

Oh boy. Or Axe-Fran, Jillian Barbary. Yeah. That sounds more accurate. Jillian Barbary is a very attractive TV host. She was on some morning show in LA forever and she's been on Stern and a bunch of that. People who are aware of the Southern John and AJ Benz at University are very aware of Jillian Barbary. And I guess AJ and Jillian are friends.

And John tells this story. Well, my system long got breast cancer. I reached out to Jillian about six months ago. Okay. And told her and she said, have her call me out. You know, I love to help. Yeah. And then a friend of mine who is one of my moderators,

Nikki B also has breast cancer. Oh God. So I reached out to Jillian and said, Jillian, my friend has breast cancer, she's a nurse, she's the first responder. Would your mind talk in a heart? And Jillian and just does not respond to me. What's going on, AJ? Um, I don't know why she'd do that.

Why would AJ know the answer to that? Why does he ask people how other people behave? How come Jillian is not returning by text, AJ Banzza? Judd, how the fuck would I know? Yeah. I've never talked to Julian Barboury about her relationship with Stuttering John Mondes. Does he ever talk about anything on a show

other than other people? Does he discuss anything other than people? And it's only his relationship with other people. Yeah, it's not about the concept. This is awful. You guys know when somebody will tell you a story without introducing the characters, like, oh, you won't believe my day,

like Ashley was such a bitch, but then Jessica came in and showed me the messages that Ashley sent her. People are sitting there thinking, who the fuck is Jessica? What are you talking about? Yeah, I was married for years. That was every conversation I had.

That's all he does. Yes. Well, and oh my God, his fucking love of disclosing other people's medical conditions. Yes. I mean, internet lowest my fucking mind. He's got the russus lips. Why would anyone want to be friends with you,

you douchebag? People want solid friends. They want friends that they can count on to Colin Barry Hooker. Not you, you douchebag. You don't keep any secrets. But talk about no good deed goes unpunished. He's talking about someone who's breast cancer,

Jillian went through that. She goes, oh, you know what? I'll talk to that person. And now every single person that John knows, he's sending messages, hey, Jillian, now call this person. Now I'll call this person. No, that's not my job.

My job is not to talk to everyone who has breast cancer. You fucking idiots. Well, and I'd love to know what was in between those requests. Correct. You know what I mean? Yeah, we have a lot of other requests for non-cancer related shit. So, Kroge, I was texting with producer Krest the other day.

Really? He didn't even respond to my text. Oh, that's son of a bitch. I know. Yeah, did you know he has a drug habit? Yeah, that's what I heard. That's what I heard. It's not even joking, he didn't even laugh.

Why did he send back a like a, haha, or something? I know, that's unbelievable. I don't want a bash in butt, I heard he's impotent. I'm not a bad jub, but there's Bluetooth's impotent. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I almost show, I rarely ever mention Howard, ever. I wish you weren't a liar. He says he rarely talks about Howard's turn. Everything goes on. Every single fucking show. Come on, man.

You can't say that with a straight face, you fucking moron. All right, so after AJ's battery runs out, quote unquote, John then tells this story and this story is amazing. It really encompasses who he is as a person. He needed to park his motorcycle somewhere and his buddy from the pub went and park it in his driveway. So now he's going to grab his motorcycle.

He takes an Uber to get there. And when he gets there, it doesn't start. So he calls his buddy and says, can you come over here with jumper cables and help me start my bike? And the guy says, I'm at the pub, I just ordered a drink. Can I come over when I'm done with the drink? Yeah.

This is unacceptable to stuttering John. This person would drop everything, immediately come and help him. And he explains the situation here. And I have a lot of friends, but it's weird. Like, you know, you know, you kind of figure out who your real friend is when you ask him to fucking help you in a dire situation which I was in at that point.

Well, I'm gonna take an Uber back, spend another 15 bucks, and then take an Uber back again with a friend or whatever, a driver to friend to actually jumpstart. And fuck off. This guy stored his bike for him though. Dude, it was a dire situation. He would have to spend another $15 out of the other Uber. Oh my God.

The word dire does not belong in that sentence. And it's funny that he goes, this is where you find out how good your friends are. Yeah. Maybe they don't like you that much. It's like an old peace syndrome thing. It's like, oh, now we find out what people really are. It's like, yeah, they all hate you.

Yeah. That's what people really are. I mean, his thing is you did me a huge favor, but you won't drop everything for my minor inconvenience. Correct. So that makes you a shitty friend. And the people in this chat room, I don't know if they're fucking morons

or he's just adding them on. They're like, well, obviously he'll do something we don't have to lift a finger, but as soon as he does, then he says no. Yeah. Dude, you're so fucking needy. And meanwhile, what do you think a friendship with John is like? You think he does a lot of favors? You think he's helping you out with stuff?

Yeah. He's obviously an asshole. If you have to talk about one time, he Mike Bushettie get an audition 20 years ago 2006 yeah, yeah, the guys are fucking asshole. That's like the story that he's still holding on to Oh, please would you ever call him over to your place for a drink? He's gonna bring over bed bugs and cockroaches and I say it was stayed and framed Oh, John's the kind of guy who brings over shitty beer no one wants to drink and then drinks your beer. Yeah Yeah, he'll put the Shitty Beer in the fridge

and be like, oh, you got course lights. Yeah. Oh, man. So then he's reading questions in the chat, which is always so fucking annoying. And Canadian Bacon asks this. Canadian Bacon, when you work with Jay, what type of card did you draw?

Very good question. That's not a good question. Who gives a shit, what kind of car he used to drive? Wow. And the answer is mind-boggling. He doesn't know what he had. I think it was a Mercedes. He doesn't even know what he used to drive.

That's a bad question. A terrible answer. Yeah. Wow. Last thing from Suthering John, he did lose an advertiser. But we learned what he was getting paid for all those speed weed ads over the years.

Oh, I'm a little upset because, I guess it might speed weed, oh, speed weed, Gina, I think, I don't know, he's not, I don't know. It's a, I don't know, I think, I don't know, he's not, I don't know. It's a, I don't know, I miss quote the story, but I think Speedweed is now just an entity, but Gina doesn't get the weed anymore. So I don't get any free weed anymore, which is why I'm not doing that spot anymore.

You get nothing, you lose! Good day, sir! So it was just a barter relationship. As we all assumed, as we all assumed. Yeah, we all knew. He was just getting free weed and acting like it was a sponsor of his show. Wow And yeah, that that bombs them out. That's as depressed as I've ever heard him. Kay, have you been keeping up with our friend Patrick Michael at all?

No, but I love him though. Can I P.R.L. Quick call? I'm a bit waiting. Sorry for the transition. I'm right back. We'll take a quick break here. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go for the girl. Because that's absurd. I listened to two episodes of the briefcase. Yeah. And they were the two best episodes of any podcast I've ever listened to in the 15 years that I've been listening to podcasts. I agree. And I could not, I was like,

I'm only gonna take a couple little clips just so I can make my fucking point. I'm not gonna make listen to Carl, you know, make Carl listen to the shit all day long. And dude, I couldn't pair it down any it's, it's every fucking word out of this guy's mouth is just a fucking glowing diamond for us to listen to most. I'm Clippable podcaster of all time. Absolutely. Absolutely. Now, Kay, you didn't miss anything. One of the things that Patrick Michael is doing now

is he's become so famous for the briefcase that he uses that as a platform to promote the podcast he wants you to listen to. Yeah. So I know that, yeah. It's a minute long. It's a whole do you party promo? And please stop me anytime if you want to make any comments on this.

Most of us have experienced a party in one way or the other, whether it's a crazy experience that you'll never forget or one that you'll never remember. Here at do you party, we bring in our favorite people and we ask them a series of questions to find out Are they party animals? Were they ever such things like have you ever stolen from a party? Jesus fucking Christ. He's reading the fucking question. Yeah, I see so proud of these questions He's actually reading them with a promo now I want to point out that the production value is not terrible on this. It's well mixed for once. And it actually sounds like he's heard someone else

do a promo before and he's figured out how to do that. But listen to this, he even pulls in a little, he must have taken some time, that's even pulls in a little clips of his favorite answers to these questions. And it makes you wonder what were the bad answers. Yeah. Dude, maybe we keep Robby's girls.

These girls are nice, what are your seconds? Or things like, have you ever partied and then had to be around your family? I don't think there's a person in my family who hasn't seen my nuts yet. What? That's his body Luke, I think. He really likes his answers to things.

Yeah, everyone in my family has seen my nuts. Yeah. Well, I hope that was on your birthday, the first one. Yeah. And of course, where's the weirdest place? You've puke I vomit in my mouth. I keep slowing it vomit swallow. I'm gonna swallow So with the do-you-party podcast. How's that weird? Yeah, also he goes where's the weirdest place? She goes in my mouth like that's not even the right answer to that question

That's what I meant by that The barely even counts as vomiting if you swallowed it back down. Yeah. You're gonna get all of these crazy stories from all of our favorite people in every episode, every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram and do you party pod? It is a party experience, whether or not you still party or whether you're continuously party.

This is what the fuck? That's the promo. He really wants people to check out, do you party? You know, I've been looking for a good podcast about people who pukin their own mouth. So maybe I'll check that out. Well, it's all of his favorite people. Yeah. AKA people he's never met before.

Oh, wow. He just threatened to meet you. He met him. Who are not passed their party Real fucking party he doesn't even leave it a real he doesn't live in a real place He lives in a fucking trailer park. He's been to trailer house parties He's had people come and steal his Xbox when they were drunk and like that's his idea of a party like his whole thing about Have you ever partied where there was no electricity? Have you ever party didn't a fucking bar what it like none of this makes any fucking

What would it be alright? Can I take you? Yeah, let's talk about the briefcase because this show is killing it lately If you're not listening to the briefcase, I don't know what you're doing. Yeah, what are you doing in life seriously stop jerking off and start listening to the briefcase the briefcase off and start listening to the briefcase. The briefcase episode 63, we find our good friend, Shameless Piquillion, in a joyous, wonderful mood. Triumphant, number 11, he introduces the show. OK, we did a whole episode about Christmas and how I didn't get the gifts that I thought that I should have or put on the list.

I mean, what's the point of the list if you're not going to, you know, whatever. But here we are. Here we are talking about Santa Claus. And, you know what, I'm kidding. I'm kidding, we're not doing another holiday episode. We did that already. And I feel like I've come to a point where I really don't have much else

to talk about. At least not yet. At least not yet. And that's the opening salvo. That's the first thing in the show. He gives a bullshit story about sand clauses like actually I'm going to talk about nothing. He's trying to tank his own show. That is sad.

That's sad because I just remembered it was Christmas and this guy has kids. Shit. Yes. And that's how he's meant it. And he's mad that he didn't get what he wanted. Yeah. What about your kids? Did they get what they wanted?

Wow. I wasn't bad at that, yeah. But then so we got the fake out. And now we get to the real, the reveal, what really inspired this episode, my number 12. Because it's a rare occurrence that you actually get interactions with people that listen to your show or support the things

you do, it's just rare that they go out of their way to say things positively. Okay, it's more common to have somebody just shit on your stuff. No, but I want to comment. Not at all. Recently, and I'm going to read it to you guys here. Yeah, I know. That's a great point. I love that he thinks that everyone has the same, John does this too.

So, John just like, does everyone troll you and hate you? And everyone's like, no, what are you talking about? What's your millionio? I know. I'm an untalented hack, asshole, douchebag. I'm not funny. And even I get like 99% positive correspondence. This is my new most suck hard core.

If that's your experience. He thinks that everyone's a hater because that's the only core if that's your experience. He thinks that everyone's a hater because that's the only thing that he's really experienced in his life as a celebrity. But in this rare instance, he got a positive comment and it filled him with joy. I agree with that because I clapped here. But I got a comment recently, and I'm gonna read it to you guys here, verbatim,

because I don't know if you can see it on your end But it being so rare It inspired me to do an episode Wow, so good comment the comment inspired him to do an episode He's gonna read it to your verbatim. Here's number 13 the comment itself. They simply I'm on pins and needles by them I can't wait to find out what this is His first compliment he's ever received They simply said the the briefcase and it's in quotes for some reason

I don't know. I just feel like this person's not very good at language It's a title you can put a title in quotes or they're trying to be ironic or something because then they say Easily your best and that's all caps and then they say easily your best podcast Way better than all the others Dot dot dot love it dot dot dot Okay, now I just want you to file this away for later The comment that filled him with warmth and joy says

The briefcase is better than all your other shows So back in a couple so just talk that away. You're gonna need that later. Okay Now he reviews here. This is his analysis of the review itself number 14 They're saying yeah, man. I like the briefcase. They're not really specifying why but they're also calling it the the briefcase I don't know I Don't I don't even get that at all if that's supposed to be some sort of a joke or something It doesn't make sense to really anybody and it might be like an inside joke like you and your friends or something

I don't know but um Certainly the name I lidLid Carver says a lot. Okay, what does the name I-Lid Carver say? Let's analyze it, number 50. So that's the person who made the carver. That's the person who left the carver. Yeah, well, okay, let's see. He's like, he's like, he's like, man,

if I could just think of this name, it'll really show my dad. But no, man, it doesn't he's not coming back Papa gone Now that's his music bed that cuts out right there. That's his production That's him projecting all of his insecurities on this internet commenter that left him the kind comment his dad left him Yeah, Patrick Michaels dad left him when he was a toddler and everything and now he calls it other people's like Oh, you're dead left you like Weird any action taken by anyone anywhere in the world is because they're trying to win their father's love back It's pretty it's pretty fucking wild dude. It's like he's you know

He's deep in the matrix of his own fucking brain. Yeah, he thinks someone's fucking with him Well in this one he thinks it's real. He does an entire episode basking in the glow with this review that tells him the brief case is better than your other shows. And then even at number 16 is the last one from this episode. This is how he closes off this episode. But either way, man, thanks for the comment. Love the shout out to me. Telling me that it is a valued piece of content that you enjoy and it is all

and good fun. I do really hope you enjoy it and you just struggle at typing with keyboard or whatever it is you use. So thanks for the shout out, thanks for the review. It's just it left me with the real shout out. Christmasy feeling. By the way somebody leave a comment on the your shows on shout out. I'll give it to him. I'll give it to him. It's Christmas. Kyle, come on. Connor's just like, okay, okay.

So that's episode 63. We then pick up at episode 64. This is two days later. Shameless has received another comment. Number 17. But today's episode is another one of those, hey man, stop talking to me. Episode. What? You know what I mean? What? It's one of those episodes where a, stop talking to me. Episodes. You know what I mean?

What? It's one of those episodes where a random person decides to leave a comment, talking nonsensical shit, and it brings me to this episode, right? Yeah, wow. So somebody left them comment, this is bad. This is real fucking bad. Holy fuck.

The person who left the comment, and I have a screen kept of it. Uh-huh. So let's talk about what this comment was. This was on Instagram, and then we'll listen to him talk about this comment at length, because the entire, the entirety of this episode,

he forgets to put an anchor read in. Yeah. Cause you're so excited to talk about this comment. All right. The comment is this. Bro, this interview shit ain't it. The briefcase is it, man. This show isn't good interview material.

It isn't good game show, just stop. And to that, he responded, so stop listening. And then he responded, you don't need to get recognition for having bad taste. Okay. And then he responds, this boy is forgotten how to use the skip or next button. Maybe he shouldn't have a phone to be, can't figure it out. Oh, laughing face. Oh boy. Now,

those are just the ones that I can see in the screen cap. I know there were a lot more because he talks about how many times he's able to fight her back at this comment. And this is a quick example of him saying, and again, it's this quantity over quality thing. Yeah. He thinks he's more witty because he responded more times, and this guy responded back to him. Yeah, because I'm 100 times faster than you. I don't know. I responded like 15 times to your three times. Okay.

Get your thoughts together before you try to say something to somebody who's that much quicker than you. That's fucking crazy. That's not quicker. That's more than the right. That's the right. You want toawned 15 times because the guy wrote, dude, the show wasn't very good.

Your other show was better. This really gets to him. Yeah. And what he said was, the briefcase is better than your other shows. Yeah, he said, well, he said, that this, do your party socks and that really, I ratioed you with my comments.

200, and I'm supposed to do it. Yeah. Oh, do you have an idiot? I don't want to. I'm gonna post you a video. I don't do a lot of idiots. If I'm gonna post it. My brother thinks that Patrick Michael might be doing this on purpose now, like he likes the attention. And he knows that if he goes off on these comments

that we'll talk about it, what do you think about that? See, it's too genuine for me, because he digs so deep to insult this guy. Like, this guy left one comment. And then, Shema's goes in and researches his entire life, and he takes his looks, and his wife, and his Instagram posts. And like, this guy's entire fucking life is on display to be mocked by the winner, Shema's, you know. By the way, this guy who left that post is also in our discord.

Oh, I was checking him out in the Shamus channel. And one of the reasons why he only got three responses back is because Shamus blocked him, of course. Yeah. He's like, oh, I got 15 comments on you. To your three, it's like, oh, you blocked me, asshole. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah, I said the same thing to my brother. I'm like, I don't think he's that smart. No. I don't think he's like playing, I don't think he's playing chess. I'm like, I don't think I don't think he's that smart. No, I don't think he's like playing I don't think he's playing chess. I think he's playing checkers. Yeah, it's my take on it He's very transparent when he's putting something on like when he's pretending to introduce a show about Santa Claus Like yeah, no, you can't right. You can't fucking he can't try water that fast. Yeah Correct. Yes, but you want to get into the insults to this guy because they're pretty fucking why let's do it baby

My number 19 goes after Zayn. Okay. I do it because I enjoy it. I like hearing the stories. It's not for you, kid Okay, now the guys name is L. Herb 35 or something like this L. Herb Street. I don't know Herb's I don't know all I know is that he's either 35 and middle age or he just looks like that He might just look like that, okay sick burn you wouldn't have the numbers 35 in your as your profile name If your age was 35 would only last for one year Shameless is like 33. Yeah, what are you 35 you fucking? He won't shame this is like 33. Yeah, it's like 35 you fucking easier. And then number 24 he starts really digging in there.

Because truly he looks like the kids, the death kids that used to live in my trailer park and ride around and scream at ya. Because they wanted to be your friend but they didn't know how to initiate the conversation, you know, because they're death. He looks just like that guy but all grown up. We can all relate to that.

Yeah, oh yeah. Is he talking about, is he 35, is he middle aged or a kid? Which one, pick a burn, pick a joke. Yeah, because stick to it. Wait, because then he talks about how one of the things that this guy responded with was, I have more people following my profile than follow your profile and you're a show. And he says that-

Just because I have 100 and something followers for do you party on Instagram doesn't necessarily mean that that's how it's working out with people listening. That doesn't make any sense. Not every person that listens to podcasts also use the social media. Use your brain guy. Try to think. Yeah. He doesn't he doesn't want people to think for a second that it's not a super popular show that everybody loves. And he's a little bit embarrassed. There's only 180 people following on Instagram. But he also-

And what's even more embarrassing is this guy tried to tell me that he has more followers on his account than my shitty podcast. Hahaha. Dude, who cares? What are you 16? Are you 16? Are you a little girl who's in high school

trying to pretend that you're important? Because that's the only reason that followers on Instagram matter. You have 230 something followers do that's not impressive because chances are you've had them the entire time you've had your Instagram account. It's not going up or down. Holy fuck. What is that even so first of all he's middle age fan who doesn't know how to use Instagram

because of his handle and then the next thing is he's 16 years old because he cares about how many followers, but what really is important though, Crouch is the rate at which you are getting followers at that time. Oh yeah, that's everything, everything. Everybody knows that. You probably had 200 fans for years. Yeah, so I actually lost a follower today.

Don't tell a famous though. But also his wife looks like shit, number 25. So me. And you know I would be if I was that type of guy I'd sit here and make fun of his wife or whoever that woman was on his Instagram his sister I don't know who she is but she definitely looks like my grandmother who died in 2003 okay so she's definitely not updated her style So I think he's calling out like her clothes or a hairstyle or something like guys I mean like you look like a grandma that died in 2003. What the fuck? Coming out of heart, but also I like he gets into that thing and then starting John look I'm not gonna talk shit about his wife, but boy she ugly

You know what I mean like oh fuck about his wife but boy she ugly you know what I mean? Like oh fuck but he does he flips the fuck out over the do you party versus briefcase thing my number 23 is like him coming out. So everybody who's listening to this podcast and listening to this episode go listen to do you party? Listen to this episode and then go listen to do you party and try to tell me that this is better. It's dumb. It doesn't make any sense that this would be better.

I know it's not better. It's dumb. It doesn't make any sense that this would be better. I know it's not better. He doesn't know anything. That's the point. The fact that he understands how entertainment works. He has no idea how entertainment works. He has no idea of promotion with all the... I dare you to say my show is good. Go listen to the other one. Yeah. Oh, that's the other thing. Then why are you doing this? Listen, don't even fucking tell me that this shit is any good because I know it sucks. Well, then why are you doing it? Go do the't even fucking tell me that this shit is any good, cause I know it sucks. Well then why are you doing it? Go do the thing that is good, but don't actually do that.

Well then he goes back to one of his favorite comments for people when they don't like his show, is that it's not for you. Yeah. He's doing this for himself. Okay. I do it because I enjoy it. I like hearing the stories.

It's not for you, kid. Then why is there a promotion that you put out on this exact RSS? Yeah. To tell us to go listen to it if you're doing it for yourself. Why is that on the internet? You're promoting it. It's out on the internet. You're all excited about it. It's just like, Why did I do this for myself? I just enjoy it.

Yeah. I like these answers to these stupid questions. Oh yeah. Can't have a book. It plays, buddy. Not work. He swings back around to it. My number 26 is back to the briefcase, then. Especially if it's you, but the guys got some sort of confidence to come out of the woodwork and be like, briefcase is better.

He's obviously just trolling me and trying to get a rise automated to make this episode. And here I am, and I did, and it's fine. Because it doesn't matter, guy. Vertique on the podcast doesn't matter. All of these things don't matter. I don't know what you think matters here, but this is truly the last thing in the world That should have any value in the world

So he spent eight minutes getting full hot steam out of his ears pinched off at this guy and it's like But none of this matters none of this matters and then he has the fucking balls to say number 20 I'm not better than you. You're not better than me But here we are And he is the fucking balls to say number 20. I'm not better than you. You're not better than me. But here we are. We come to these crossroads many a times with many folks and the facts remain the same. You're not better than me.

And I'm not better than you. And we'll keep doing this regardless, folks. Now, didn't he just do a whole thing about how he's better than the guy? How his wife's better looking? And he is a more, he is a better rate of acceleration of podcast followers. He's the whole fucking thing about I'm the greatest and you suck but I'm not better than you, you're not better than me, we're just fucking brothers on this planet of

the. Well he also says things I always love where he's like, oh this is all just, there doesn't matter, I like this is just totally useless. There's no reason for this, like no there isn a reason for this. It's fun for our show. Wow, yeah. That's why you exist, Patrick Michael. Don't say you're useless, my friend. Yeah, we have found a use for you.

And then, so he's all pissed off, he does all this thing and he comes back around, he lays a comedy diamond. You know how he is, when he thinks up something, he's got to get it on the microphone real fast. Yeah. And this is a guy who calls himself Patrick Michael,

saying number 20. And also, it was not a weird thing when you're a grown adult person and you still go by like your full name. It's like a dude whose name is Michael. And at 35, he says, still call me Michael. It's like, can't you just be Mike, right? Why?

Yeah. He talked himself out of that one too. He's like, yeah, this guy's Lucas, but I guess, well, Luke's kind of stupid, I guess. He like, talk to himself out of that sick burn. Dude, you're Patrick Michael! You're Patrick Michael, Bailey! Dude, the column, so I'm full name, or fucking heck.

And that's the dumbest bird I've ever heard. That's ridiculous. And the very last one might be the new ending clip for W-A-T-P. This is his sign off for himself. I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I even still doing this? I'm outta here. All right ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That shit was hard to listen to and even harder to clip man. It was like, I had trouble with that. I hit James and like, dude, Christmas fucking miracle. I was happy again. I know, the briefcase is amazing.

It's the greatest show. It really is. God, I remember when I listened to Chewd-Garmin, I was like, oh, this is amazing. No. Now I compared to the briefcase. No, not even close. Shut up, dude.

Shut the fuck up. You don't have to say anything to me. You don't have to say anything. Go away. Go listen to something else. Go listen to Joe Rogan or Tom Segura, you know Dan Carlin somebody else who has this huge fan base and then try to tell them that they should quit as well He said do you party socks stick with the briefcase we all agree And those guys don't care about criticism. They don't give a shit

Oh, yeah, can you imagine if Joe Rogan went on Mike tomorrow in the next episode? We'll just him talking about his comments I can't believe that spill or 24 Said he didn't like my interview with the astrophysicist last week Well, I'll tell you some it's on spiller 24. What have you ever fucking done? He only replied twice. I replied 107 times.

I canceled my comedy show just to reply to him. The last thing I want to play from this episode is just another sick burn that he gets in about this guy's up here. And to think that he knows he has some sort of insider information on how to be a successful podcaster is bizarre. Stay in your lane, fool. Stay in your lane.

You don't belong here. You're the last person that should be critiquing anybody's anything with your dad go to do something else, man. So all two things that are funny here. First off, just the fact that you would say this show wasn't very good, means you are a consultant for podcasters. He's just an opinion the guy has. He's not saying that he knows how to create

a successful podcast. He's just saying that this show that you're doing sucks and he's right. He's happens to be right about that. And then secondly, the dad go T thing. The guy changed his name in our discord to dad go T. Oh, so he's leading it to that. It's amazing. He seems to you thing. The guy changed his name in our discord to dad go to. So he's leading into that. It's amazing. He seems to enjoy that boy. Guys, the last time we talked about

Patrick Michael, he was responding to an email that he got. Yeah. And he was all pissed off about if everybody got that far into the episode of WTB, they would have heard this. The guy forwarded me the email that he sent to Patrick Michael to set him off Oh nice. Yeah, so I'm gonna read that to you now and it's from Some buddy is the person's day. That's one of the things that they got pissed off about you get it put your name on the shit I want to be able to look you up and see where you live at docks you what's your problem? Yeah Don't you write to curvy Roosevelt not use your real name? Patty Seacust don't stand for that shit!

Oh, subject is insane hardy stars. Yo, what's happening, man? Just want to throw in a few cents here and say that this show blows trading day. Don't do me that I don't want any dialogue, BS the it's free dude shit briefcase pod is the better podcast Shit what happened to nine minute podcast shankass mostly normal way better podcasts Do you even party is the lamest attempt at an interview style show who gives a shit about some old assholes reminiscing about their party days? No, it's a shit dude One briefcase pod this week.

Nah, man, you lacking. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You know job having to ask, pale ass. Ha, ha, ha. You ever party to place that electricity ass, bitch ass bitch. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You want to throw heads, let me know, Unless you really is all a bargain, don't bike.

I mean, you do shit piss like a dog. And then he says, Gary, she won nine represent. Oh my god. Well, Dots, thank you for supporting us. Oh yeah, he was all pissed off about that. I would have written back and made this fucking hilarious You just one crofter's job. Yeah, I think I just had a stroke All right, we have to get into something very quickly. Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god.

Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. All right, I listened to OP, cause I just wanted to see what's going on with him. He's so fucking boring lately. Yeah. He just put out another tribute to Patrice O'Neill, which is just everything that E-Rock

edited for the Opie and Anthony show. He just takes the audio and puts it out as his podcast. There's no talking around it. He's not transforming it in any single way. Just playing on clips. Just playing old clips stuff that he didn't even produce with people who he doesn't have their permission to be on his podcast. So, of course, yeah. It really shows you how small the show it is. But he can get away with that and nobody cares.

Well, yeah, we're just shocking. So when he is doing his show, of course, he's doing that thing that we all love. He's talking on Facebook live. Oh, yeah. And this is my favorite thing that has happened to him. This is a guy who used to make millions of dollars on the radio. This is what his podcast has become. I listen to shitty podcast. I've never heard this happen before. He's interrupted

by a phone call. So bluetooth.com promo code. Oh my god. We're back. I think AT&T is, I don't know, I don't know what they're... Why is AT&T calling me? What's the scam there? Diet, chucking blue chew, talking about scams. Yeah, I know, he tries to turn it into a bit right there. What's funny about that is it's not the normal, oh my phone went off while I was recording. Yeah. He's recording into his phone. Yeah. So when his phone starts rigging, the podcast is over

at that point and he has to start to do it. Yeah. And why would you leave it in? I know. Listen to that. Why would you leave any of that in? That's how lazy of a shitty asshole this guy is. It's probably the most interesting thing that happened

on that day. It probably is. Oh, that's good content, man. He does have some hot takes on that day. It probably is. Yeah, it's all that's good content, man. He does have some hot takes on malls. Oh, boy. Yeah. You guys have to explain this one. Shopping in stores is done.

It was absolutely done before the pandemic. I mean, the malls were already hurting. That's why they opened them up in the morning to have all the blue hairs put on their sneakers and do laps around the mall. They were trying to figure out something to keep the malls alive. That doesn't make any sense, Rick.

What's the business? The Zip Mall there. Yeah, what does that mean? How did you get revenue from old people being in there in the morning? Mall walkers go back a long time before the malls started shutting down. I used to work the

McDonald's at the mall pouring senior coffees for these motherfuckers for 25 cents each and they were Mostly assholes about it. Yeah, which is weird people are assholes Yeah, oh yeah, and if you can't get them that senior coffee quick enough at all, man We couldn't get rid of them all too Quomo was trying to get rid of them all. Wow, he tried his best. Yeah, holy shit. But what the fuck is he even talking about? It doesn't make any fucking sense. That's, there has no connection to reality whatsoever. Who knew I was the fucking expert? And mallwalkers all of a sudden.

I had a sneakins suspicion. Yeah. Man, what's on my knocked over a stack of trays. I was bringing the trays back. And I got a standing ovation from it like fucking glory So I went and made an eight-minute podcast crying about it So because Opie cannot think for himself and doesn't understand how the world works He says things that contradict themselves all the time. I do support cops

But I also support the black lives matter. I know I know you're not supposed to support both It's not that you're not supposed so it's not that you're not supposed to support both It's it doesn't make any sense. Yeah Do you want to defund the police or do you want to support the police? Because one side wants to defund them, and the other side wants to keep funding them. Carl, I just want both sides to have fun. I know, I wish both teams could win.

There was one podcast where he goes, if you guys must know, I like Bernie Sanders, but I also like Marco Rubio. You're like, well, what would you like? And Trump. Yeah, like none of it makes any sense. Like one person wants bigger government, the other one wants smaller government. Like, what is it? What of the things that he said, like one person wants bigger government, the other one wants smaller government,

like what is it? What's the thing that you think? He has no idea what he has these opinions. Yeah. But at least, at least he podcasts in front of a barking dog. And in this clip, he's bragging about smarty wasn't college, he was a math whiz, he minored in computer programming,

even though he doesn't know what the actual name of the minor was as you'll hear here. And there's just a dog barking the entire time. I did listen to her though. I got a minor in computer. I don't know. What is a computer language? What the minor was called, but I did it.

Just taking all these advanced computer programming courses and Geneseo with all the other egg heads. Oh, yeah, he's an egghead. Scientists, Opie over here. So bad, I just built him on myself. He doesn't even know that it would be like computer science or computer program, a computer leg with computer leg with computer leg. He could have dedicated his genius to working at NASA,

but instead he decided to go into comedy. Sure. Yes. All right, last clip that I want to play from OP, because it's just an example of him failing miserably. He's reenacting a conversation that he's having with his dog. Oh, bull.

Because everyone now was addressing that there's a dog barking throughout the whole fucking show. So no, he's reenacting how this would go down and then just this epic fail at the end is great Oh, what are you eating over there? Give me some no, it's not time to eat go do something else Well, can we go for a walk then? No, yeah, we can't go for a walk right now. I'm editing a podcast Well, when you're gonna take care of me I don't fucking know my dog wouldn't even pass kindergarten I was going for a line and I stammered through it I'm an idiot he's really I don't know if Will Newton is

doing a better impression of OP or OP is doing a better impression of Will Newton and doing an impression first thing Because he's really doing that whole like what Like really leaning into what a more ideas and none of that made any goddamn sense No, and even in his own story. He's neglecting his fucking dog Man's got one best friend and you can't even fucking chill with him. Jesus. Oh, producer Chris put together another update on our subreddit. Oh, was there anything in the subreddit this way? I have a look. I don't know. Let's find out. Let's see

what's going on here. Carl is gone too far, a little soon for this sort of thing, and my right folks? This fucking guy, frankly this reporter is surprised. Do better Carl, I now want to the subreddit update. Gain greetously writes, everyone in this thread is overthinking the music episode. It's simple, Carl is a fucking retard. South Weekly Post, Carl made a music episode and it made him gay. And L.D. Reno 82 comments, blowing through guys in a park next to his mom's basement where he lives makes him gay. This episode made him Patrick Michael. T. Lawler writes, he was just trying to prove his musical prowess was on par with the beat's patty see-cups dropped. Random excess chamus, it was bad and he should

feel bad. Stuttering Vickplough, Stuttering John claims he had 400,000 downloads on his awful show and Netflix wants to do a Stuttering John stand-up special. Puy-Puy Flohim, he also claims to be in his forties and a member of Mensa. WETP thinks the subreddit for their concern, their perseverance, and their support. We salute you. Boy, I had a few favorites. An eighth grade, stretching Weasel, third rate, chick's, dig it, teenage, teenage bottle rocket. I like that one. Uh, worse, it made Carl think he was interesting outside of shooting on bad podcasts.

That being said, a lot should immediately be signed to fat records. There was one I couldn't find, but it said it was something like... I down voted it, that's right, I couldn't find but it said it was something like I down voted that's right good There's something about Carl should worry less about being sued by Stuttering John and more about being sued by fat Mike I thought that's funny. I love the show and I love Carla But I'm glad the audience is finally revolted against the awful self-confidence brought on by being in a fucking Simpsons punk band literally the most boomer shit fucking imaginable call me back That was good one. He feels terrible since punk band, literally the most boomer shit, fucking imaginable, call me back.

That was good one. He feels terrible. I have it on good authority that he's been smilesobbing into his ween theme bedside almost every night this week. You're good. Ah. I used to make all my friends listen to tapes of my bands too.

I was in high school back then. Ah. Ah. Ah. And in this guy sums it all up, he says, this is turning into a full on traumatic event like the WATP 9-11. 10 years from now people will remember

where they were when they heard this train wreck. Oh, I love you subreddit, never change. Yeah, never change, please. Well, what have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about the no-fap and semen retention podcast. Kaye brought us some other no-fappers, including a life coach.

This says, when you see a hot chick, you should be pissed off about it. Why is that chick so fucking hot? Fuck a woman bitch. What are we on color? We talked about how Paul's year is not funny. Stuttering John is not funny. Opie is not funny. Patrick Michael is hilarious.

As always, yes. So you know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show we play Cliff from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P-D if people are excited about it. I'm excited about it!

Let's check this out. So hello my brothers and sisters. Truly brothers and sisters. There's only one blood that runs in our veins. A little bit modified by what lands we come from, different spices, our ancestors have taken in, all from the land. I'm a European woman, meaning I was seated into my mother in Switzerland. Whoa, a lot of information right there. This is a podcast. What's they say? Seated into my mother is a womb. I guess they do in Switzerland. I don't know. Wow. This is a podcast called Future Primitive Podcasts, an episode called Heart Mending, an interview with Joanna Hartcourt Smith. This came over from our friend Larry

Clark who suggested this. I'm just gonna read real quick why he suggested this show. I just had to send this piece of shit podcast. You'll probably ignore me. I saw the new doc on Showtime on Timothy Leary and he is quite the character and I find the director interesting. I did not know it was really about this not Joanna Hartcourt Smith. I found this lousy podcast while just wondering how this load of human was mooching off society. She was in the witness protection program with Timothy Leria. And of course, she has a podcast. There's contains lots of virtue signaling and nonsense. Philosophical gems like depression is a gift in how her stage 4 cancer diagnosis is just some part of an odd plan that add to her

spiritual aura. And I think this will be a fun one. I like these people who, that'll be impressive. If she can somehow make having cancer and being in witness protection boring, I'll be impressed. I've fallen asleep already just now. Yeah, yeah. Took a micro nap during that clip just now. Kaya, it's been a while, man.

I'm so glad to talk to you again. Thanks so much for coming on WTP. I know it's a big time commitment. And I know you're still doing strong, going well with the official podcast. What else do you have to do these days, buddy? That's about it, fuck me. I want to promote the creep off.

I just recently found out you have a sidekick podcast. And I love it, man. It's my new favorite podcast. Been binging it. Finally caught up. I know you guys invited me on. No offense, Carl. You suck at it. I know you guys invited me on no offense Carl you suck at it. I think Vinnie is much better. But I think the day I come on I'm gonna win. So I you probably will I do

suck at it. Vinnie has been into this sort of thing forever. He's been doing a segment like this on his shows for years and years. Yeah. And I'm not like a true crime guy. So it's not a thing that fascinates me, like serial killers and stuff. But I'm trying my best. As a browser of Kiwi Farms, I know more than enough creeps. So this will be fun. That's where I found the bait.

If anybody's listening and doubtful about the creep off, listen to it. It's a great show. Thank you, bud. I think it's gotten a lot better than when we first started. So give another chance if you haven't already. Also, this week on the creep off, I think we're gonna have Kroge and Kevin.

You're gonna be four of us. For our year in review, we're gonna do biggest creep of 2020. Quadro creep. Yes. I like it. And then, Kaya, we definitely gotta get you on the show sooner than later.

You bet. Awesome. Kroge, anything that you wanna plug to plug it from mo before we go absolutely. I'll be on the subreddit later My name is Patrick Michaels dad go TCman retention It's a please Join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out what's for all who are these podcasts? Thanks for all the The most This

Of morning radio Hmm, okay great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿� I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. Casey, how's it going? Hey Carl

How's your internet connection doing today Casey? Hopefully better So far so good. Have you met Kaya before? I have not hi Kaya. Hi It's fucking cold in my house right now dying Well, you could do something about that. I would imagine our heater broke I just left he just fixed it so it's it's warming up now, but Fascinating. Yeah, so anyway, let's listen to some music that I wrote 15 years ago Jesus Christ who gives a fuck you I mean, uh, Case, that's awesome glad you're warming up. Do you have any reviews that you want to read?

Yeah, I'm Reached reviews Beautiful. Let's do it. Yeah, all right. And Kaye, by the way, don't feel like you have to sit through this You could take off anytime you want my friend. I'll stick around, but I might intermittent you myself to take a shitter and piss Okay, sounds good. I don't punish yourself. You don't deserve it. All right. Okay, oof. As a fan of how did this get made, I thought it would be funny to hear another group put the show through the same ringer. It, huge. These guys are just preaching to the lowest common denominator of McDowell Cretons.

Liberal use of our word, anti-feminist, supremely unfunny. Part from the fact that they just seem like terrible people, they don't seem to know anything about the roles of each host or the format of the show for people who claim to be former fans. This is the poor man's, poor man's Joe Rogan. They are exhausting. What does that mean? Joe Rogan doesn't critique other people's podcasts.

Really does. He's a fucking moron. Wow. So this is funny because I know what happened here. This person likes how to this get made. Just as no such a humor whatsoever, because I still like how to this get made. And then thought, this might be delight.

Full people are talking about the show. They don't like the show that I like. Fuck these assholes. I'm gonna give a one star, and I'm gonna let him know that you think the R word is not cool, man. Bad news for you asshole, crippled Jesus gave me a pass. That's right. That's right, you have it. So I get to use it. That's a one. That's a one.

That's a one. Sorry. I'm guessing. That's correct. All right. Next one. Disgusted. How in the world did two grown men make a podcast and release it where they drop the R word

three times in the span of 30 seconds? I cannot move my ears. I hope you learn and grow and understand how hurtful your words. It isn't. I'm going to be able to do that. I'm going to the span of 30 seconds. I cannot move my ears. I hope you learn and grow and understand how hurtful your words. It is impressive. Holy shit. Do you know how hard it is for retards to find our podcast?

Don't ever hear it. Retard for terrible and fighting podcasts. Re-talk scan even snitch rights. What happened to that guy who was snitching on you on what was it? The ball shaving company man scaped. He couldn't even snitch rights. What happened to that guy who's snitching on you on what was it the the ball shaving company? Man scaped he couldn't even spell Yeah, did you see that? Yeah, dude that they tried to Include them in the tweet and they spelled the fucking handle wrong. So man scaped never even saw it

I can't believe this we get so much of this like our word stuff. I can't I use other offensive words I feel like a one trick pony over here Yeah, I feel like I say other offensive things. I would say so Yeah, just the hour we were all rounded You were not I mean we weren't we were listening to a gook show or else I would have said that Yeah, I would be the least offensive slurs getting drawn around I mean I would think so But that's what people focus on all right, whatever Well, I'm third generation Italian Americans.

So you have a wap pass for me. I'm fourth generation retarded. This is true. I can vouch for that. All right. I'm sorry, I dropped you. Keep going. It's okay.

That's the whole point, right? All right, good show turned awful. I used to be a fan of this show but it's gone downhill. First of all, the awful and self-reduced, cooked out dimwit Casey onto the show. I heard about this show from an isotopes concert and enjoyed it, but now I just like NPC. I believe I'm kind of John Melinda's even though he retweeted you, pathetic. Alright, well I think that was just everything was the opposite of what is true. Yeah that's marvelous. Yeah because we all know the case he is in the heroine not Coke.

Obviously. Alright, it's a good five star review, I like it. Yeah that was good. Alright, next one, a brewed music podcast These two guys just played a bunch of songs from their old bands jokes and songs both have a juvenile sense of humor would not recommend You know, is that a one star? Oh, that's a five star. Oh I was gonna say because I saw somebody put a note somewhere who is a fan of the show is like, because of that I'm sorry, I just

gave them a one star. Yeah, there is one that just says, um, hacky nerds, titles, those at all, baby. But yeah, yeah. That might have been it. Um, all right, I'm at two more I want to read. So this one flaming dump too much bag slapping and granny ramming more boner guys. All right, last one. Two boys in the neighborhood They're on the couch and they're sportin' good I heard your eyes cause it's something you shouldn't see You should take it from me Kevin and Carl slept in bags day and night

Slapping bags to the lift and the right. They won't see five stars on a Tuesday. Bringing back the bag slappers. I love it. Sorry. I'm not going to relapse, Kaya. Well, I did have a wet dream, but anticipation of coming on this show. It's just detoxing. It's fine. But I really wish I didn't have to hear the words Seaman retention. Ever again. Ever again. I never heard that part in the title. So in this, Seaman retention is life and energy and vitality. I had never heard of that before.

This is all new to me. That's because you've been wasting your vital fluids car. I said, you're happy. There, and you have a finite amount of it. You're not going to run out. You wouldn't think so, but apparently these guys are saving up for ones or 80. That's what big porn wants you to think. Yeah, right.

Big porn. I have one more review and then you can move on from me. Sounds good. And don't waste your time. This guy is a white knight troll that goes into these with hate already in his heart. Turkey trash trash. Oh, okay. Yeah.

So that was obviously about Chien Zumaq. I get it. Uh, one star? Yeah. You white knight. It's a reviewer has hate in their heart. Thank you, Kroge. I, one star? Yeah. You're right. I said, the reviewer has hate in their heart. Thank you, Kroge. I agree with you.

Yeah, that Carl never gave anyone a one star. You guys will be shocked to hear that we got some voicemails this week. Really? Yes. All good ones I bet. All good. Starting with this one, I don't know if I played this on the last week's show or not, but this was a guy that I met down in Tampa.

Carl, you photo-bombed my picture with Nick Luss Retata at his friend, Drexel. Oh, did we talk about this last week? Yes. You weren't here. What are you talking about? I was listening to the fucking show. I actually made it to the end, believe I was. Yeah, impressive.

I mean, I skipped a lot. But I mean, I did listen. Okay. Then move it up. All right. That was, of course, me and my band, the homo's performing our song, Raped by Clowns, with me on guitars and lead vocals, my brother Vincenzo on backing vocals and bass my third cousin Svenn on second guitar and of course you know Sebastian on the drums from my other band

butt pirates. Oh what's that? You don't know any of these people and you don't give a shit? Yeah no that um that makes sense So we did this Christmas story podcast Kevin and I did yeah on our bonus show and there's this one character that Kevin really picked up on Alice who kind of sounded like You know a little Jewish I guess you could say. Yeah, I was calling to the show. Hi there, Carl. This is Ellis. I'm just calling from my bicycle box. Just losing money left and right here. And I just want to know if you need a treasure earth or somebody to just, you know, hang around and provide some thoughtful insight, you just need to give me a call. Listen to the city song of the week two power.

I don't know why you liken so many of these songs, but always they. You guys surprised at me there, pal. We rely on you for the negativity. Anyway, give me a call. Maybe try to fit me in with Mr. Lionel for a little bit extra cash and I'll talk to you when I talk to you, okay? Go fuck yourself out. Bye. Alice, not only a fan of the show but listening to my appearance on shitty saga the week who to fuck it. Thank you Alice I appreciate that All right, let's get through these Voice man's Jesus Christ car on trying to listen to fucking who are these podcasts? Not who are these shitty fucking band?

Wow, wait a fucking phone in that last week Really? What the fuck is Bill's losing the plan losing the playoffs get fucking asshole. Oh They well though. I was our fighting words come on sir Let's try to keep this dignified hey Your music episodes is fucking stupid and you should kill yourself. Bye Hard arguing. I'm sorry. I love that I was drunk Right, let's see what else people have to say. Maybe there's different opinions out there. Oh man, dude, the episode this week.

Oh, guys, it's Carl here. I hope you really liked my Novo-Ferricks song. Sorry, we're all 10 years old. Oh, I'm really proud of you. Don't you dare fuck me, call me back. Ah! Alright. Oh! It's gonna be a terrifying thing to call me back. Alright. Crozier's laughing a little tired.

Kaya, you're still there. I got a message for you, buddy. Oh, great. Hey, Garlo, this is a message for Kaya. This is one thing I'm sorry I recently had to cancel my subscription to the official podcast Patreon. I'm not giving $5 a month this charity that works with mentally ill people. It's called the Who Are These Podcast Patreon. Thanks.

Tell me that. That's a great cheer for you too. So I get it. Thank you. I appreciate it everybody. Keep it up. I have more feedback on last week's episode. Hey Carl, I'm probably not the only one I have to call in that last episode of the, I don't know. I'm not going to shit on I hate show. I hate I fucking to call it a bad impression by them drinking. I don't be. Whoa. What?

Uh, uh, bye. That reminds me, Kay, did you see the guy who made our South Park? Was it gangrene? Yeah, the, I did send me the photo. Those guys on that to you. Mm-hmm. I thought that was a good depiction of you, my friend, in your fancy home. I agree.

I, I like the subtle detail where I was eyeballing the goat to fuck it Yeah, look at it again. I agree with this guy. Okay. Not everybody likes the darkness, apparently. People taste. Fair enough. I had to say what you're saying. This I just put a note is maybe my favorite voice mail.

Hey, did you know I was in a band? I was in a band. I was in a band. Did you know I was in a band? I was in a band. I was in a band. Did you know I was in a band? Oh my god, I was in a band. I have a different band. I was in a band. You know, I played guitar. Oh, crazy. Fuck you, Carl. Get some fucking actual. Fix your fucking foot. Was that like Vicks Cousin or something that was a very case found some coke that that's a good point carly already married why do you have to brag about being in a band

that carl that music episode was the worst episode of w a t p i've ever listened to. I'll be back. Now what I want to know, because this is important to me, I want to know what band practice guy has to say.

Number one, break this. Oh fuck, I got a question for you man. How the fuck do you ask professional community? People that get paid to be stand up and fucking Kevin's funny and all of them put together. Kevin is fucking hilarious. He got professional comedians and they fuck. Something that fat guy Vinny call me back. I'm making a lot of sense right now. That's a good call. The producer from Notes of a Goon called into the show. That's really.

Yeah, that's that show with Chris from Brooklyn that we reviewed. They asked us in the cold open to the asses to be reviewed. Hey, Carl, this is Heather asked the producer over at Notes of a Goon. This is how I talk. Just wanted to call to let you know that that was great segment you did on the Tom Myers versus the rest of the world podcast great segment really plan into this i like i've played it up the guys in the group just wanted to say keep up the good work

you know maybe lay into more more time will get you guys on the show will do a good cross-rush will be great all right anyway i know you like to play boys and i want to show don't play this one you know well inside baseball don't need all the places find out what we're doing here carl right anyway good luck with the mascade uh... i can those uh... those ballragers ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't know why, but I just had this random thought, listen to the last week episode at WHB. So we, just based on what we know,

we know that Patrick Michael talks a lot of shit. He loves talking about how he's a podcast or a musician, and he's just the worst at those things. We also know he's done like an MMA review show, and he's called out multiple people to come to his trailer and fight him in real life. How bad do you think Patrick Michael would be in a fight?

Like, do you think he, like, threw all his shoulder forward first and then just uses arm as like a lever and he hits you with his bicep in the side of the head. Like, I can't even imagine what if somebody actually did take him up on that and went to his house like, or his trailer? Wouldn't that just be like a really bad thing for Patrick Michael, but like he's just too dumb to know that he's really not made to all. I guess we know he's too dumb to know that he made

a bad choice, but anyway, I guess I don't want to see him continue to do that for his own safety, because I want to keep listening to the atrocious podcast and music he's putting up. Thank you. This guy brings up a really good point. Patrick Michael is not good at anything that he does. And we've seen him do stand up, make music, podcast, play drums, metal scream, rap. He's good at looking in the bathtub. He's rap. He's looking in the bathtub.

He's puking in the bathtub. It's the only thing he's good at. Yeah. Well, I think he was like an expert wrestler back in the PlayStation 2 days. Yeah. So I think if you came to his house, he would just unleash those skills on you.

Does he really challenge people to a fight? Yes. Yeah, all the time. He's like, he's like, just, just come over here, man. Why are we talking on the internet? Just come over here. He also challenged Carl to a one-on-one hoops Well, he did say he was gonna shove 15 points down Carl's throat, which is not any shit talk And I've ever heard of any basketball court. I've ever been

Go put up Carl. I'm gonna shove these points right down your throat Points up your ass. Yeah, I'm gonna rest these points right on your chin Nice all right two more voice mails did you guys know that the isotels played a christmas show last week that's true dreaming christmas show here currently finishing up the isotopes christmas extravaganza stream on youtube this thing's bought from so god damn much like a shy my shoes with it call me back

haha uh... i am trying to get the the raw footage so i can put that out in a way that you can actually watch it because right now it's not great. All right, last call and this is our buddy CJ. Hey Carl, it's Cripple Clause and I just wanted to wish everybody Merry Christmas and give a reminder to the listeners that if you're good boys and girls this year and you wear them on the first floor of your apartment building, cripple claws will be giving you all kinds of defective presents. I love the show, Kyle. I hope you enjoyed the break. See you later, bud.

Love the show. Come home. You enjoyed the break. Sweet away to bud. I think he's got crippled olives. They're making these toys. That's not right. That worked very well. Oh man. Alright. That's all I got. That was fun today. Yeah. Awesome. Thank you, Kaya. Thank you, Casey.

Yeah. Thanks guys. I thank you guys. I mean, time. Just meeting your Casey. Nice to meet you. I mean time meeting your Casey nice me Carl if you want my rap apps let me know yeah, oh, yeah, I send an hour to me All right watch us like when he's ever professional All right, so for kaya Casey and crows. I'm Carl. I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here

Yeah, all right. Oh shit Chris! We did it again! We did it again! Damn it!