Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep239 - Future Primitive

Episode Date: January 3, 2021

This week we explore the life of Joanna Harcourt-Smith, a woman who once slept with interesting people. She has recently passed but her spirit continues to flow like a pond. Aaaanndeee and Andy's Brother Joe both join us this week as we do an expose on Jerry Banfield before checking in on Stuttering John's Christmas celebration and Patrick Michael's latest Insta comment rant. All that plus Kayci has birds and Vic is a cow. Get 20% off your first order of Press House Coffee with code WATP presshousecoffee.com/watp Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Facebook.com/groups/whoarethesepods Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple podcasts and shit all over us in the comments section Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called future primitive This is a suggestion that came in from Larry Clark. We have all listened separately. Fuck you there We have not discussed it with the other beforehand. Let's continue it. This is a podcast that's hosted by Joanna Harcourt-Smith. And if you don't know who that is, she was the subject of a recent documentary that was on Showtime that was supposed to be about Timothy Leary, and it was, but it was really just her story. She told the entire story because she was once married to Timothy Leary.

Now, she has this whole future primitive, this is kind of her brainchild, and I'll just read a little bit of the about page so we can get a sense of of what this is. As human beings, we are experiencing the possibility of a runnessence and awareness as we dream of the past and our future together, we invite dreamers and activists to articulate their vision of the future rooted in a respectful understanding of the past. So some mumbo jumbo going on there, I put together a quick super clip that summarizes what Joanna had to say. Okay, though this was a lecture. Normally she's interviewing people on the show, but this specific show that

came on August was a lecture from this person, and this summarizes this lecture. It's really, really hard. Life is hard. We have to pay to breathe. That's one of my settings. You have to pay to breathe. And I've known depression. Life is hard. Sadness and depression. Life is not worth living. I was sexually abused by my mother's driver. I tried to kill myself with pills and things. I sold myself in the sense that I had sex with men, I wouldn't, many men that I didn't wanna have sex with because I was freezing cold and scared and afraid. I don't know how to live, I'm broken.

I started sobbing like my whole body heaving and sobbing like my whole body heaving and sobbing. I cried for two years. Oppression, oppression, oppression, life is a waterfall of pain. So it's a lot of fun. That's the end of me. That's the end of me. Basically, I'll just sum up this one because I did watch that documentary on Showtime Joe. You did too. Basically, this is how you can sum up this woman. She was born very wealthy.

She grew up in Paris. And she lived like an asshole her entire life. She was doing LSD with Timothy Leary, traveling across Europe for a while. Then he went to jail. She just started doing coke and smoking weed and tripping nonstop and hanging out with dudes and fucking everyone on the planet. Then Timothy Leary got out of prison and they were in the witness protection program together. They moved out to Utah, they got into a huge fight because she's a raging conti left her.

Never talked to her again. She's been a total asshole her entire life and now she's trying to redeem herself in the final years of her life and be like, oh, I'm here to heal everybody because I'm just so great. And she's really not. She's a bored rich person, right? This is what her life is, what happens when you have unchecked amounts of money to do anything that you want. And it's just pretty much lived the way I want to live.

Yeah, I want to do acid every day. Right, but now, based on your super cut, you know, it's a 74 year old woman who's just like looking back on life and regret. Like, it really sucks because it's just, hey, go do anything. Do you have unlimited money and power to do anything you want yeah now here she is at 74 going oh it was all awful life is life is pain horrible it's just let's all just put a gun in our mouth now because and and this poor woman she even says I don't want to die I really don't want to die Spoiler she passed away in October this this was from August that they recorded this she had

Stage 4 cancer she passed away in October her showtime Documentary came out in November, but I thought this was kind of interesting when she explains how old she is I'm an old woman now. I'm I'll be 75 years old in January. Nope Not quite this is a comedy show, right? I mean aren't this show we're doing? All right, you want to get into some jokes? Here's a fond of odd. So this woman wrote a book, Her Memoirs, and which I believe was the subject of this whole documentary that I watched.

So I think I know what it's about. It's about her hanging out with famous people. Cause she hangs out with the Rolling Stones. She hangs out with a bunch of famous people, which is cool if you're a wretched, you could do that sort of thing and got a lot of drugs and drug connections. So someone wants to know where they can buy her book.

And that is you Joanna. So where can I find your book? You'll never guess what the answer to this question is. You can find it on Amazon if you put in my name Joanna Hardquats to me. What a dumb question. How can I find your book? It's very difficult. You have to go to Amazon. Yeah, I just type it into the Google search drive. Seriously.

You might find it. Oh my god. This woman makes everything about her. Oh, my god. And even when she was born, listen to how she explains. She was born in 1946, but listen to how she explains it. I came out a couple of months after I came out about three months after the atom bombs were were horribly, horribly thrown onto a

brothers and sisters in Japan. Guys, a little bit about me. I don't know if you guys know this, but I was born three decades before hijackers flew planes into the World Trade Center just three decades earlier. Yeah. That was a horrible thing. Yeah, terrible. Yeah.

And just three decades before that I was born. You just missed that, Kyle. You've been there. Wait, my bath wipe year that I was born. You just missed that, kind of. Did you believe it? You've been there. Wait, my bath wipe year, I got that. It wasn't three decades. I was about that whole. I was born 10 years after Kennedy got assassinated. You dodged that bullet.

Boy, they have a lot of like weird things. So it's not just Joanna on here, but it's like a whole Zoom call with a bunch of women who are trying to get in touch with their indigenous roots I think I don't know there's a lot of talk about digitus people and a lot of like sayings and mantras and shit like this This whole show What you're fucking hippies going hey man, you know, why does it have to be me kind man? Why can't it be person kind man?

They have more meaningless things than Chinese desserts. Yeah, I'm the show fucking hippie bullshit. Yeah, all right I've been playing out the class. What do you guys got anything that you want to play to some of the show? Well, I haven't hit yet. I mean I have theming up is just, you know, I tried to talk Carl out of doing this show earlier. I was, I never procrastinated so long on listening to something because I tried to listen to the first five minutes of one of them. And I was like, I can't do it.

I just can't. But my clip one is her fucking up right out of the gate. Hi my friends. We really need your support to keep bringing these wonderful voices to you. Wonderful voice! Somebody with a wonderful voice maybe try selling me on this? This person, she can't even fucking talk. Well, I don't think Agoj is her first language, but she's also an elderly. 75 years. She figured it out. Yeah, she's been living in Santa Fe for 50 years, and she's still talksless way.

And it sounds like this clip too. He is an activist, a teacher, an author, and farmer. He has a mustard's degree in theology from Harvard University. In her defense, she was checking things off of her notes. You should be familiar with this Andy. I was so excited to hear that. Now that you mentioned it, I mean, podcasting is an audio format, Andy. Oh, that's what you do. That's why I was so much space, I'd be doing it. All right, now that you mentioned it. Actually, I mean, podcasting is an audio format, right? For people that can speak. Am I right about that?

You are, and you can always clean up dead air after the fact, is it not live? I forget, I forgot on my notes, so fuck my clips mostly, but I had like a minute long clip, and I took out all of her spaces. Yeah. And it went down from a minute to like 40 seconds. It's like 20 seconds of just pausing and dead air.

Like in between each word. It doesn't like flow. It's like, it doesn't flow real great. And they also have this really weird intro. And I think these women are trying to be spiritual or I don't know what they're doing, but they're embarrassing themselves. So with that, please let's all give it up for the one and only the beautiful Joanna

Harcourt Smith. What was it? She really put it in a head dress when she does that? These are women who bought their computers at Best Buy earlier that day. They're pretending to be like one with the earth. They're all on acid and shit. That would be cool. That would be cool. That'd be cool.

Here's some more words of wisdom from the great Joanna. Even depression has the gift of life. Yeah, up until the suicide. Yeah. The gift of life is gone at that point. This none of this shit makes any sense that they're talking about. Here's another example, something that doesn't make any sense at all. This woman's talking about how amazing Joanna is. You're like a river that flows just so freely. You're like a river that flows by the way

That's based on her Facebook post. She goes I follow you on Facebook. You're like a river who flows. Oh what? I don't know who started doing this. It might have been Ozzy Ozborn's wife But that fucking thing where you put your hand up and you make the heart. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it pisses me off so fucking much. Just fucking much. Maybe it's a Justin, but you would know. Well, you know what?

It's funny because this woman sounds like Ozzy, doesn't she? She does sound a little bit like Ozzy. What about when you put half the heart up and then I put my hand like that? Oh, God. Everyone, we used to do that, Carol. Kick you out of my house if you fucking try that shit. You're gonna do that.

So this is someone who's really impressed with this. I'm a Zoom call. Like this? Yeah, you make a heart with your hands. And if you center it over, if you look at your eyes through it towards the camera, it's like a big heart coming at you. Oh, beautiful.

Oh, excellent. I love it, Cancer. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. You would think it starts that they didn't all die. Yeah. That's the only other press devout from this show.

If I put my hands together and you put your hands together and we push our middle fingers apart, it's open them up. And we can look like we're both staring at twats. If you if your hand is bigger than your face, it means your genius. Let's try it. My nose. Oh boy.

All right, Andy, what else you got out here, buddy? Well, you know, she spent her 20s fucking, or you know, there were teens fucking the rolling stones. Yeah. And then she when it spent the next few decades, just taking LSD constantly. And then now in her 70s, she can't see a one-man show without falling to pieces. This is clip three.

And I was so touched by that performance, especially that my health is not great and I'm 74 years old. And so just be with me both to you, Steven, and those who listen if I have some trouble holding back tears and sweet, deep grief. Don't do drugs, kids. This is what happens. This is what happens when you get sober at 68.

It goes to AA every day. And like she tells her stories and stuff. The documentary is polar opposite of this podcast. The documentary is actually pretty interesting. The documentary is just, I enjoyed it. Look at all these things that I did. Yeah. Now, I don't believe it all.

I mean, she has like these crazy memories about very specific things that happened. She knows down to who was there and what happened. And then the guy would ask her a question. Right. And she would, oh, I don't know about that. Like, something that was like pretty major. Well, all of her stories in the documentary

are about like other people, about her, like tagging along with everybody else. And then we tried to get the Rolling Stones to play for like McGovern's presidential campaign. And they said no. And so we just moved on to do some other reaper. No Joe, they said yes.

They, what they traveled with her to the US and McGovern said. Like, the story is like, what the fuck is going on here? It's just like, it's the most interesting woman ever lived. Right, yeah. It's funny if this is true. But she really did like mostly nothing in her life. She fucked Timothy Leary. She fucked Timothy Leary.

It's another dude. My least favorite part of that thing is at the end where she tried to say that she was more Timothy Leary than Timothy Leary. Like, she was just, all she did was grasp for that excitement from other people. And this episode isn't about that documentary, but my big takeaway from it was she was trying to prove that she will like the ultimate love of his life because she has these letters that he wrote and his tape that he left behind.

Meanwhile, they got into a crazy fight. He left her and never talked to her again. Well, I think I don't know. I'm reading between the lines here. I also had just watched the Nixxiom sex cult documentaries. The bow. Yeah. So in the Nixxiom sex cult, that guy grabbed the the erases of sea grums. Yep. Right. Very rich women. That's the same thing Timothy Leary did. He's like, oh, this young girl is like unchecked wealthy. He used her to get himself out of prison. And once he was out of prison, he's like, fuck off. Thanks for getting me out of jail. Bye.

That's what happened. And she can't, she can't deal with that or she can't, um, she can never rectify that in her brain. She talks about being manipulated mostly by the government in that. Yeah. Which there's a whole MK Ultra angle of Manson and should be being in full some prison together. Yeah. Yeah. Um, Which there's a whole MK Ultra angle of Manson and Jimmy being in Folsom Prison together. Yep. So there's a whole conspiracy. Joe wants to get deep with this. I'm doing it.

I'm doing it. I'm doing it. But I sound like Timothy. But she just wanted to get engaged. We got engaged in Folsom Prison. She only wanted to get engaged in Folsom Prison to say that she got engaged in Folsom Prison. Like, it's just a lot of bullshit. I mean, I can just go watch this. You don't have to tell me the whole thing. Yeah, I don't recommend it. I don't recommend it.

Don't worry, I'm not going to. It sounds like she's court you love. Yeah, totally. Totally. You know, exactly. That same cut from the same plot. Except Billy Corgan didn't write hit songs for her. It's the only difference.

All right. Anything else you want to play or talk about with this podcast that I made you listen to? Well, I think we may have all listened to different episodes. The one I listened to, she had this fucking dickhead on that was kind of talking her through grief. His name was Stephen Jenkins. It said he's a musician and he does these like tent revival things like you know snake handling. Yeah. It'd be shit. Right. But he starts to she asks him about how he's doing in Corona and right

out of the gate he's he's like oh wait let's make sure he starts word policing. She barely said anything. Oh wow. And he's just like oh, what's makes, he starts word policing. She barely said anything. Oh, wow. And he's just like, oh, you can't say that. Let's hear, let's hear a clip for it. Tell us, tell us what you're feeling and thinking at this time of coronavirus, 19. Yeah.

Well, the first thing I'd say is, I think it would serve us all very well if we exercised real discretion over what we say. So the first thing is, let's not call the time that we're in the era, the age, or the time of a coronavirus or any virus. Let's not elevate a virus. Oh God, who gives a fuck? Elevator? There's how you explain it. You all know you're talking about. Yeah, and I mean he sounds like a barrel of laughs, but if I want to call it if I want to call it Corona Fest or the

year grandma went by by, I'll call one of the fuck I want. Just shut up, asshole. Yeah, shit. Let's show him. He doesn't go on to say what you should call it either. No, of course not. Right. And then he has another word-pleasing thing about where he talks about, well, this is a crisis. And we should think of it as a crisis. And turns out he has no idea what a fucking crisis is.

Engaged as a crisis, as long as we remember what the word crisis etymologically means, it has nothing to do with calamity or catastrophe. The word crisis means, etymologically it means something like, well, you've been on a quite a tear and your momentum has got the better of your judgment. And there were various warning signs along the highway. And all of them said the same thing. Be prepared to stop. And for whatever reason, each one of them was more or less ignored.

And now it's be prepared to be stopped, which is a slight difference in meaning, and increasing sense of urgency. All right, I wish there were times we didn't deploy that at all. Yeah, is it tough? You know what? I looked up crisis on dictionary.com.

It didn't say any of that. It didn't say any of that. Didn't say that all. You know the signs that I see by the side of the road, I'm driving on the highway. One small ask where a mask. That's the, I don't know this guy's

fucking talking about, but now our fucking great state of New York is coming up with fucking rhyming schemes to make sure we're all slaves. State your home where you'll get a bone. Yeah. Carl I don't know if my clips make any fucking sense. I have one like she had a joke in there the heartmender. I had this dream and this booming voice said to me. Your name is Heartmender. Heartmender. Wow, I thought, what should I make up some cards to say, Dr. Heartmender? What a third. Now you go this song, go to the

place. Dr. Heartmender. Dr. Heartmender. That's real off the top. Dr. Mindbender, where's co-worker Mander? What is going on here? Alright. Anything else guys? Sure. I'm sorry, I'm making you rapid fire here. No, that's alright.

I really should just get through this. Yeah, I took a lot fewer clips than usual. I just decided to start everything up until I'm free. I really did too. But once I started listening to it, the Stephen Jenkins guy really got under my skin. And in clip six, she's always talking about death. So he starts talking about how death is something

that you can't prepare yourself for. You can't really practice for dying. There's no, there's no rehearsing. I just can't make any fucking points to make any sense. I've never listened to this. No, I mean, I think I practice twice a week. I get out of my belt, Lisa, and I tie it to the door now, and I practice dying till I'm not there. You put on practice. You put on some pain. He's right. It's not. That's David Caridine. Right. He practiced a lot. All right. Last one. It's a good point, Abby. That's a good point. Last one. This is he starts comparing

how if you want to be comfortable, you maybe have to change your mindset. This is a sanity versus comfort. Because our criteria for comfort is to be absolved of some things that are happening. So unfortunately, we have to choose sometimes between being comforted and being sane or lucid. Jesus Christ. So if you want to be comfortable in your gross LA condo, sometimes you have to put sanity aside. I pretend there aren't cockroaches in all your belongings.

That makes sense. That makes perfect sense to me. Uh, yeah, this show was rough. Thanks a lot Larry Clark. I'm really glad you suggested that we listened to this podcast. What the fuck? Pretty bad. It was pretty bad.

But, uh, I don't know, I feel like my spirit, my aura, are now better. Yeah. Having lessed to these women prattled about nothing. Joanna's watching over us all. It's great. I'm pretty sure she haunted humans in her lifetime. Well, she denounces her family how terrible these people were and how ruthless and awful and I'm just thinking like, project much.

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I can't see. You poor people. My fucking eyesight is good. Are we partying in a place with no power? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I do want to thank Ryan from the worst of the best podcast. I was on that show. We talked about Star Wars.

He gave me a great plug when he was on the wilder ride, which is a show about Gene Wilder, so I appreciate that thanks to Ryan. Also, as you guys know, Tim Dylan and I do this cute little thing We're constantly sending out these Dog whistles to each other just to kind of let each other know that we're both really into each other's shows and stuff And I'll say things like I listen to Tim Dylan all the time. He's great and Tim Dylan will just kind of work each other know that we're both really into each other's shows and stuff. And I'll say things like, I listen to Tim Dylan all the time, he's great. And Tim Dylan will just kind of work it into conversation like this. Let's call this guy Carl, that's not his name, but like, hey, Carl is fucked. And then everyone's supposed to chime in and go, we're doing good.

My dad's literally like, the moves going well. So far, so good, we'll have pictures of the house soon. He doesn't know what's going on. They're like a Carl died of COVID. My dad's like the moves going well. Thank you for watching the dogs. They're gonna go, hey, Carl's fucked and has nothing. He needs anything that anyone has. And my father's gonna go, here's a picture of his shit sue. So thanks again, Tim. I hear you, buddy He really does know you he knows that you're fucked I am looking forward to our crossover episodes

Coming up in the very near future now You're probably wondering if you listen to whtp on the reg as you all do What the fuck is Andy's brother Joe doing here? I'll give you the answer. He has been on assignment For the past couple of months because as you know, Jerry Bantfield was one of our favorite people on the internet. And then he got really boring. He just started playing video games topless. And that's all we've got.

Yes. Yes. It is for you, everyone, really. It's impossible to listen to. So Joe, why don't you set up what you've put together for us today? All right. Well, I didn't want to get close to the mic. I didn't want to to listen to. Yeah. So Joe, why don't you set up what you've put together for us today? All right. Well, the first, I didn't want to listen to the mic. Get close to the mic.

I didn't want to assume that everybody knows Jerry. So my clip one is just kind of a rope. Remember who Jerry is. All right, Jerry Bansfield. Let's remember who he is. Is having $657,000 in debt a blessing? I'm going to present you the realization I've come to this month in January 2020 as I've taken another inventory of exactly how much my debt is in an effort

to get this all paid off and to document the journey for you as I take this to zero with the help of my wife and everything you are willing to do to help as well. How long ago is that a few years ago, right? Yeah, yeah. You talked about it. 2017. Yeah.

Yeah. So we're going on four years now since he explained that he's going to get rid of his data. What are we doing with that? Yeah. I didn't find anything about it. I think it's 30 bucks a day playing video games, though, wait. Shackingly when he's logging into Call of Duty, he's not giving you updates on what his debt is. I'm guessing it's not gonna get better. It's not going well.

And so what does Jerry do? How did he get himself in this predicament? How does he make money is like my clip too? I've created 3,000 videos online. I've made all kinds of online courses and I sell private labor rights to them on newthena.com. Now I made 5,000 videos on my YouTube channel videos online. I've made all kinds of online courses and I sell private labor rights to them on newthena.com. Now I made 5,000 profit last month working like

10 hours a week so and staying home with my kids. But that was a pretty sweet deal and most of the money I made last month I didn't actually have to do anything for. Like I could have just done nothing at all last month and still made the same amount of money. So his get rich quick scheme was, he's going to make a YouTube video about anything you could possibly want to know, which is how I found him originally. He actually does have pretty good SEO when you're looking for a specific thing that you want to figure out. I came up with what it was that was looking up. But he's got software tutorials, he's got all sorts of things on there that you want to figure out. I came in one of those that was looking up, but he's got software tutorials.

He's got all sorts of things on there that you might want to find. But he also, he doesn't understand what profit means. He's like, I'm like, five thousand dollars profit. He also spends $10,000 in advertising. I'm like, right. So he's been losing money every year since he stopped becoming an alcoholic police officer.

Right. You've just been police officer. Yeah. Yeah. That type of thing fascinated me. Sure. And so I was like, I started going, well, what happened, how did he get himself

in the situation, what type of man does this, and things like that. So the three is a little bit of, how did you get to be where you are? I started hiring freelancers. I borrowed $50,000 of personal loans. I literally used the money I borrowed to pay freelancers to. Let's go.

I'll hire him. He'll make the course. I'll put it up and sell it. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars over the next year in paid ads to promote my courses. At which point you to me sent me an email absolutely out of the blue saying my count had received a final suspension and all of my courses were taken down. I created a lot of trouble in was with my relationships with co-instructors. I didn't think about my co-instructors or the community that much.

I only thought about myself, my sales, a lot of other instructors got aggravated, complained to you to me about me. The one thing I did is I made an incentivized review system that was obnoxious. It took all my incentivized reviews off, plus a bunch of legitimate reviews. And then it seems like the relationship with you to me

on there and it seemed like they didn't like me. So basically this guy's a scam artist. Yeah. And he makes that very clear. Well, when he said incentivize reviews, it's like you're either getting something for saying, hey, I liked it or whatever. And then he says a handful of legitimate reviews. But then what you know, and this will become a theme as we go is just, he didn't care about anybody else. He only cares. And this is why I like Jerry in a way is like, it is-

He's honest. Goal. He is a driven person. And he used to be, I was just playing video games. Right, right. But he set it all up. Like, I mean, we've set it.

It's just like, oh, I worked 10 hours a week because I made the courses and now I just sit back and let him do it. He's goal oriented, but he never reaches those goals. No, no, no. That's the fun thing about him. He's like, I'm going to get out of debt. I'm going to start paying it down and I lost another 10,000.

Yeah, he said he's going to cross the country and he got on a treadmill. Right. Yeah, right. But so he's been de-platformed and fucking videos. He made a lot, it's all clicks. He's all about the clicks. And he did a lot of hacking videos. And so where he had a lot of problems on YouTube because he made a lot of hacking videos

that they said are not good anymore or whatever. He did like a cryptocurrency called Steam. Oh yeah, well then. I forgot about the completely collapsed or whatever. I didn't get as much as you. Is there anything you would sell this guy that he wouldn't buy? No, holy shit.

But no, he gives away those Zoom calls for $100 bucks. Yeah, you'd probably make $1,000 on $100 Zoom call. If you're after my sales pet speaking of that car, all I click for is the last time we heard about Cherry, was that. However, I don't want to sell online video courses anymore. Now, sell, we will leave them up. But I want to put everything out for free from now on.

I want all my content to be out for free. And then the only thing I'm going to charge for is my time. And I just reduced my call price to $99 for an hour. And I just had the first reduced price call at $99 an hour at J.A.B.Namfield.com slash call. I just had the first call for that today. It was so cool. I'm pretty sure the first thing only was. Yes, I have.

Weekly. Well, it was our friend soft weekly, yeah. Who did that call with a couple other guys? I never did hear any of that. How dare you value your time at $100 an hour? Well, you know what's funny about that? Is that he was under the right thing at first. Like, I can just create all these courses and then make money doing nothing. Right. Yes, that's how you do it, man. What's funny about that is that he was onto the right thing at first. Like I can just create all these courses and then make money doing nothing. Right.

Yes. Right. That's how you do it, man. Yeah. And then he's like, fuck all that. I'm just going to charge for my time and make it hourly fucking wage like everybody else. No! You're doing it wrong.

You're going to the opposite direction where you should be going. Right. So I did, I bought his book. What? I take that back. Hold on a second. What? I got it for free for signing up for Audible.

So I have his book. Oh, wow. I suggest anybody if free for signing up for Audible. So I have it for all. Oh, wow, I'm good. I suggest anybody if you want, it's 12 hours, it's over 12 hours. I will eventually be a Jerry expert, but I'm not very. Is it like his podcast is book? Well, no.

So the problem or what it is is what, I don't know where I get to it here, but I like what, what did he do? He keeps telling his life story and shit. I'm like, what is it? And he always gloss his life story and shit I'm like what is it and it he always glosses over it yeah it's in the book and I haven't gotten to the book yet but we'll get there I think I know his life story I'm studying Jerry quite a bit Joe yeah I think I know the deal get there we'll get there yeah so we did the first call that was off weekly and then I'm just

the first thing when I started diving into Jerry the first thing I came up with it found was five The first thing when I started diving into Jerry, the first thing I came up with, found was five. PJ Phil Amstis, Jerry, the best, thanks man. You're, what you see is all there is. So if you see the best, it's because you're the best too, man. Thank you. Oh, he's right.

He is correct. PJ is the best. Yeah, that's the, I'm like, holy shit PJs everywhere. So when last, that's, we had the call. I found PJ there. The other thing that Jerry, so after he got de-platformed, nobody's buying anything, now it's COVID environment. And Jerry, this is when the Jerry Banfield show started.

Did we talk about the Jerry Banfield the last time? In the Jim Nays Nazia Jerry was doing lecturing. Motivate he's moving to motivational speaking and he partners himself with this guy John Hunter. John Hunter owns the gym. Is he related to Hunter Biden?

Yes. It's his husband. Okay. And so John Hunter and Jerry were doing motivational speaking out of John Hunter's gym. Okay. So let's learn a little more about John Hunter. Here's a clip six. I'm so grateful. John has been a huge helping, huge influence in my life already in just the month or so that we've known each other. John is here today to share his incredible life experience with us in this interview.

Help us get to know him and by getting to know him help you with your life and your experience today. Just go right into it. Yeah, that's taught me nothing. There are interest. Like here's Jerry, you know, interacting with John right away. John, welcome.

Thanks for being here. Thanks, Jerry. Awesome man. And so blessed to be here with you away. John, welcome. Thanks for being here. Thanks, Jerry. Awesome man. So blessed to be here with your brother. You are incredible. John takes one to know on what you see as all there is. And John, why are you looking first to like to know to start this out?

I get giant loser. No good deed. It's funny because the thing I like about Jerry is he loves public speaking He loves going up in front of people and talking it tried comedy even though he didn't ever routine Joe's like I'll just do stand up for 30 minutes. It's okay. It is I think it's a Two toast masters. Yeah, I guarantee both of these guys They probably met each other at toast master then hopefully that I'm just a fucking conversation with each other right off the bat

They stumble that hard. Oh, it was that natural Ability because they don't know how to talk to anybody else. They can only know how to ramble Yeah, right. Are they for hours? All they do all they know how to do is go. Hey, you're working hard or hardly working That's their whole fucking thing. Yeah Party your act Andy. I like that. Yeah, I came up with that. Hey Vinnie if you want to buy some jokes, I think Andy, yeah, good. Joe, what do you got? No, that's fine. So let's find out how the public speaking at the gym is going.

No, Cliffate. A perfect example. I run a gym. I've been running a gym for about 20 years. And happened to be today. Actually yesterday afternoon, our gym had to close. God works in mysterious ways, not our ways, right? Yeah. It's amazing. So yeah, I'm sitting here right now unemployed, still speaking and hoping that I can still

change lives. Well, God works in mysterious ways by telling Gavin Newsom to ruin all the small business. Oh, God, here we go. What are the gymbagos? They're in Florida. It's not that he's smited a terrible show and scam that you were running out of your gym. You'll love this. You were just in Florida. I was.

And how was it? It was great. I had a blast. So they're in St. Petersburg. I think in Florida, I don't know if that's exactly right. But I'm not giving you some tears. I'm gonna do it. I'm not in given new some terror

But here's another click Jerry's I wonder why the gym closed can't stand all the mask wearing I personally try and go everywhere I can without wearing a mask and you can do that for it By the way, one of the things I enjoyed about it. Yeah, I think that's why Jerry loves Florida as well. Nice. What motivates John? For me is my faith in God for you. It could be motivates John? For me, it's my faith in God. For you, it could be whatever it is, but for me, it's my faith in God. For Jerry, it is too. Yeah, so, the religious guys, AA stuff. Yes, so the thing that I've said about to Andy many, many times is that Jerry is human clickbait.

He's an emotional vampire and he will do anything for attention. And it's usually in a positive way. If he's not topless on a live stream or wearing a fucking tube top, he's wearing a Jerry Banfield show's t-shirt. Oh, whatever do that. He's where they're out so t-shirt. And he's, God knows how many he's printed. They're all like gold and rainbow and like, who knows how much money he's spent on his t-shirts. The other shirt that he wears constantly is a prayer t-shirt. Yes.

And he's very much, you know, submitting himself to, yes, submitted himself to his higher power who is God, whatever. Well, he can't live his life on his own. He's figured that out. And he's like, should I better give this over to somebody else? All right.

Right. $50,000 in debt. Jesus, take the wheel. Yeah, fuck it. It'll be okay if God wills it. So that's where he and John kind of connect and cross over. What else can John teach us? You know, where is he coming from 12?

What have you been through in your life that has gotten this idea fully into your heart and to let it be out there? What are some of the times where you've had only your blessed and unstoppable left? Okay. Well, Jerry, I've been married five times. Five times. So courageous. Yes. And I've been married five times. Five times. So courageous. Yes.

And I'm not ashamed of it. Should be. What a success story. So cool. This was called Blessed and Unstoppable. I think I sent it to you guys. I said, don't bother watching this because it's unbearable. But it's called Blessed and Unstoppable.

Those are John's power words. I'm blessed and unstoppable. And I've been married five times. And you might be like, what, who gets married five times? How do you get married five times? What type of person gets married five times? He's still the president, okay, Joe? Until the 20th. So that's channel clip 13. I danced from about 12 and a half years. Wow, traveled over loved it There was obviously there's good and bad and everything Jerry I dance with a couple people that are you know on movies now doing well dance with them for a few times Basically my career was starting to end when the magic mic crew was pretty much

Starting up so I danced with those guys for a little bit. He's a thundered down under. And they're all good people, you know. Yes. He was a male stripper. What? For over for about 20 years. How big is his penis, Joe?

Well, that's the blessed part. He's blessed and unstoppable. Where is he blessed? Oh, yeah. I did not go. No wonder Joe Cressress. I'm looking for clips of John Hunter stripping, but I did three years of jazz, two years of tap and ten years of poll. So I'm guessing his first three wives were old women and he was a kept man and then he tried to fall in love for love and it failed and then he got married again whatever why are we learning so much about this other guy let's get back to Jerry that that was his the that's the end of the Jerry Banfield show is the reason I'm bringing this okay is the Jim closed now Jerry is doesn't know what to do with himself

anymore and but now we get into clips of why Jerry sucks. And the thing that keeps popping up on, if you start looking at his videos and shit like that is, here's my life story. Here's my life story in one minute. Here's my life story in 10 minutes. Here's my life story while I play Call of Duty and shit. So just to give you an idea of that, that's my clip 14. And I sped it up for Mercy's sake. Inspire you, give you something useful. What I'm gonna do today is tell you the short version of my life story while I play Call of Duty Warzone in the background.

One minute version of my life story, now I'll get into more detail. I was born near Detroit, Michigan. Due to loving parents, my father was alcoholic, drug addict, sex addict, and a gambler, and he finally settled down after being with my mom the first six or so years. My mom went to army when I was a baby

because my dad got kicked out of his own house. My mom was living with his parents. My mom went to the army to provide for all of us. And I had very nice life going up. It was difficult sometimes because of constantly relocating everywhere when I was a child. We were moving from one place to another all the time. And I thought I was going to army,

but I went to college at the University of South Carolina to do an undergraduate originally in engineering and then I switched over to criminal justice. I think he was, if I can figure out what's wrong with my me and why I have all these criminal thoughts, then maybe I can figure out, you know, if I can figure out how things are going on with other people, maybe I can just greatly discover

how to figure out what's going on with me. I, what, I, what, I really crazy eventually got to be a police officer when totally while doing that, I want to then lost that job when to graduate school in 2010 to do my job. I started my, I started with working on PhD, but I quit that to do a business based on video again, game addiction. And I appreciate the irony of that today as I'm currently playing video games and live streaming online. One of the biggest events in my life was I got sober in 2014 after years of struggling with using alcohol as a way to kind of cope with all the problems and frustrations in my life. And now here we are today. So that's kind of a quick version.

Sorry. He I still haven't been able to dig into. I'm hoping it's in the book, his, the story about him being a cop and getting fired for being a cop. But that's why I slowed down on that is like the fact that he was a police officer as fucking unbelievable. Yeah, it really is. He was an out of control alcoholic.

I thought he was fired as a police officer. He had inappropriate contact with a fellow female officer. Oh, did he? Yeah, nice. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Jerry.

Jerry. I'm pretty sure. Don't quote me on that. I'll let you know when I actually find out. But I did hear that at one point. The thing that is just absolutely infuriating the next clip there. I've got kind of a weird thing, according to some clip, the next clip there.

I've got kind of a weird thing according to some people. I refuse to work. Like I only will do things I want to do. I won't work for money, which, well, sometimes you let your wife work and watch the kids. You can do that! What am I doing?

Hold on a second. I just realized the common denominator in OP Patrick Michael, Stuttering John, Jerry Bann, Phil, they're all the same person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No refuse the word. Yeah.

And I try not to discuss it too much with him, but he and he's heard me say multiple times that Jerry is like the positive part of Patrick Michael's negative. Patrick Michael is, don't talk to me. I don Jerry is like the positive part of Patrick Michaels and negative. Patrick Michael is don't talk to me. I don't want to be a part of it. Jerry's like, please come talk to me. That's true.

Give it all to me. That's true. But they're the exact fucking same. They're the same fucking person. Well, yeah, you're right. I have to try to think of what the other differences are. And they're really art daddy. Patrick Michael puts himself on the internet way too much content

and Jerry is putting himself on the internet way way too much. Yep. Because people just need to go away for a little while and figure it out. I feel like. Yep. And Jerry is going away. I mean into the video game. Yeah.

Yeah. He goes through faces. He'll come back. Yeah. So the motivational speaker got something. Yeah. So you heard him say sometimes you just stay home. And you know,

when you're a motivational coach, he comes out there's like, I was $700,000 in debt. They're like, sweet, how do you figure it out? By the end of me, he's like, and now a million dollars in debt. Well, the why are we listening to you? Right. I want someone who's figured it out.

He's like, I will eventually, I'll come back. Yeah, I'll tell you. But Jerry, he said it there, his poor fucking wife, 16. And the one way that's really good to make money online is just to get a job. My wife has done that. She works full-time online. She makes like 70 plus thousand a year now.

I'm sure she wants it all online. She literally got two jobs online. My wife searched on upwork for attorney jobs She got some legal writing jobs. She searched on Google for once. She found the kind of client she could work for she searched on Google and now She got offered another job. She has essentially two part-time jobs that work out to full-time work and good income Jesus and poor woman she must be like 300 pounds Yeah, I'm hitting it. It's like why why would she stay with this guy?

I'm not supporting this what attorney work. She's only making $70,000 you know That is a decent income, but I would say it's super low for any type of law or attorney Well doesn't even make sense. He's like she was googlingling quiet that she could work with. That's how you get new quiet. It's like, it's like, look at it by Googling. Most of the fucking legal zoom, right? Where you get it. It must be shit like that.

I guess. Like, five or for legal advice. There you go. Oh, probably. But what I didn't pick up until just now is that he's like, oh, I made $5,000 last month. And he's like, my wife works two part-time jobs. That means there are no fucking benefits

There are no there's no 401k. There's no fucking safety net. There's no fucking time off. There's nothing this woman is Still making 70 grand grinding huh? Still making 70 grand. Can you put the microphone somewhere in the vicinity of your mouth? I know the lights are out I'm going to go there and murder it. I know the whites are out, but I was covered in mercury. I can't see where it is. But anyway, so I don't know.

It's shockingly, oh, they're fucking hanging on by the seat of their fucking pants. I think that's not a really big surprise. So Jerry, clickbait fucking emotional vampire has to get in on the Me Too movement. He's like, oh, this Me Too thing is super hot. I'm going to put out on the Me Too movement. He's like, oh this Me Too thing is super hot. I'm gonna put out a fucking Me Too video. So that's next clip. Part of me says that I don't have a bad enough story that's even worth sharing. Like, so what? Somebody, some stranger touched you when you're a little boy. So what? To some degree, it is so what? What about the whole

rest of my life? I do get to program myself how I want to be. God, that programming myself, how I want to be is another great one. But so, anyway, Jerry was left with a babysitter whose boyfriend came over and he was three years old. There's no way he fucking remembers any of this happened. And it may not, and then a three year old said this guy touched me, but the babysitter's boyfriend touched me out of the bathtub. And that's his Me Too story, or what? All right, well, not the thing about the cop

and like how he molested his trading officer. Not the Me Too part where he was the predator. Right. I don't know if you think this is the creep hop. And I'm not gonna like make jokes about him getting molested when he was three. I don't know if you think this is the creep Bob. And I'm not gonna like make jokes about him getting molested when he was three. I don't know if that's a lot of fun. I don't throw this out there to be like, let's make fun of somebody getting molested. What I'm throwing out there is that Jerry barely has a Me Too story, but he put out a 40 minute video

about Me Too because Me Too is a thing right now. He jumps on any trend. Yes. All clickbait. Sky is an SEO master is a fucking. He is a thing right now. He jumps on any trend. Yes, all clickbaits. Skye is an SEO master. Is a fucking, and he is a master. Yes. He is a fucking, that, you have to respect. There's something about him. You have to respect him.

I mean, Joe, you did this because in some way you enjoyed it. And there's something about this guy that you're like, what is this guy? It's a deal I have to keep watching. And we'll get to it later on to that. Can we get to it sooner than later? Yeah, I know. No, well, I told him the segment can't go out all day. Okay.

Patrick Michael's up to fuck us up funny shit. Sonner, John is I mean, Jerry's great, but let's roll through this. Yeah. Okay. Let's just skip right to 22, which the other clickbait thing is he found his long lost sister. Online, or she found him. Okay. 22. It's been a wonderful learning opportunity. I ended up the day or so after I got home, making apologies to all of my sisters

for I got so excited about this trip. I wanted to meet Tui and their husband Mike so much that I didn't spend that much time thinking about how everyone else, especially my family in Michigan, my aunt, my other aunts and uncles, my sisters, I didn't consider as much how this might be experienced from their point of view. And I see an opportunity to continue thinking more about the other end of what I'm doing, so to speak, when I'm doing something, how does this affect my wife?

How does this affect my daughter, my son? How do all the things I'm doing affect other people? And that's a delicate balance to not people, please, to try and make everyone happy. We felt a lot of pain that most members of our dad's family were not open to experiencing this. I obviously was really excited about this. I get really excited about a lot of stuff pretty easily. And I mean, I'm like a child. That's why I have a happy life because I get excited about stuff easily. And in my aunt Kathy was very open and met us and saw us as you can see from some of the pictures. I think there's one after we get through my lunch and Kathy here.

But most of the rest of the family understandably and you could say regrettably was not available or interested in meeting with Tweet on the trip. Now, of course, we could have planned farther and advance, of course, some of these things need more time to realize your father had another child that no one knew about. I understand that. So Jerry's dad was in the the Vietnam war he fucked some he father You guys you got girl friend Vietnam and he fucking fathered a child in Vietnam who found Jerry and Jerry's like Let's do this content. Everyone's gonna be interested in this Meanwhile the rest of his family's like what the fuck are you doing?

And so he's left to like pick up the shattered pieces of the family he actually knows, because he decided to like get together with the bastard daughter of his dead father. I like that in that clip. He explains why he's so happy, because he's a child-like in his nature. Yeah. We listen to a clip where he was suicidal and his two-year-old son was petting his hair and saying, it'll be okay, Daddy. Yeah. We'll get through this.

I'm not buying this guy's just happy, go walkie, my life's amazing, Jerry. I'm not buying it. Go to my clip, Tweet. When you have crushing debt, you are not a happy, go walkie-galkie, Tweet. 20 years. But like my son was screaming and crying earlier,

and I started crying too, because I needed to cry. And yeah, sometimes hard to watch him fuss the way he does these two Hey, probably hard to watch you fuss the way that you do Like I'm not gonna get out done by this Game on yeah, and just something he's just so fucking weird at At one point speaking of suicide, go to 25. Get it right. This. Val speaking of suicide.

Val says if I want to live a new life and a new body, should I stop living this one intentionally? I, what feels right to me is... Mike, by the way, the answer is I'm not qualified to answer that question. Go seek professional help. This guy just like, should you commit suicide? Let me think about that. I'll give qualified to answer that question, go seek professional help. This guy just like, should you commit suicide? Let me think about that.

I'll give you the answer. I, what feels right to me is to really live this life as completely as I can in this body. And I've got to several points in my life where I thought about ending it and I'm so grateful I didn't, because here's the thing. So according to Soft Weekly, this is his crew.

They're asking these questions. Oh, yeah, obviously it was a setup. Yeah, that was clear to me. So Jerry says, don't commit suicide. Here's why. Why do you think Jerry is going to say don't commit suicide? Because you can watch him play video games. He's a heroine.

How long are you going to see a play called duty? So everything you die. That's where he sleeps. I look at my kids and I don't want to be a baby anytime soon. Again, I really like being grown up and having a voice and being able to wipe my own butt. I really like that. And there's a lot of things that can be done in this life. And to me, the idea of having to start a new life, you want to talk about exhausting, to be a baby again, and to go through all that again. So I'd say do every single thing you can in this life.

Jesus fucking moron. I thought this guy was religious. Well, that's the weird thing, right? He is. He is. He's a GCC guy. He also somehow believes in reincarnation. But not just reincarnation, that's right.

I forgot, he remembers all his past lives. I forgot. Yeah, I kind of, I had that, but we skipped over. You've lost over all the interesting stuff. I got it. Yeah, yeah. Well, you said let's get it over with. So we jumped through it. Well, we learned to nutty soldier that did horrific things. One of my favorite clips of Jerry.

Yeah, he loves to say that you can program your brain. Yes. And okay, well, we can do the 24. Okay. I've also remembered my actual incarnation into this life. I remember before I even had a body deciding that my two parents would be kind of my vehicle into this world again. I was essentially guaranteeing myself to be a victim of whatever environment I put myself in, but I knew that going in and I accepted that and I saw the environment

I was going into with my parents and I chose to go into there. This is where I get excited about Jerry Bant. Yeah, because I discovered him because he was so in debt and he's telling you how to live your life I thought that was fascinating. Yeah, but then when you get into this idea that not only did he pick the parents Yeah, like he he was a vessel that said those are gonna be my next parents and then became a baby and lived his life up until now remembering all of that. He can tell you about when he was the Duke of fucking. Earl, yeah, yeah.

That was a lot of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, that's why I got into his life. He was also in a spaceship once. And he wasn't sure if he was an alien or a human on the spaceship, Machery. He had a fucking vivid dream. Yeah, right.

This isn't like a past life that you had. I'm stupid, are you? Yeah, nobody, nobody, we get into his life story because it's just like who chooses that? My dad was a drug, the drug out, freaking gambling addict. Right. He's like, yeah, great. Let's do that.

So he's been making bad decisions before he was born. Yep. And all that makes sense and never learning a god damn thing Right, right like he knew his dad was like that and then he went and did all the same shit, right all of it and It's so fucking ridiculous. I was the junk monster and the Star Wars junk Fuck the $100 for a zoom call a Jerry hundred bucks zoom call with Jerry's wife. I got some fucking questions Yeah, yeah, what are you doing? And that's what was playing B how horrible was that and that's 30 click 30. Oh good before your wife didn't support you getting back in a Gaming I assume she sees it is not a profitable endeavor. What would you like to she like see putting your efforts into

Nathan my wife suggested I just literally sit at home and enjoy my time with the kids and take some time for myself. And I think that's actually a really good suggestion of... Amazing. Mrs. Bantfield over here. What does Jerry consider sober? Yeah. Wow. Follow up question.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, seriously. So, you know what your answer would be? I did not say that. I know why he thinks I said that. I tell him to get a job every day. I'm my way out the door So spending all this time going through him I had to like start reading between the lines and what I came up with is that Jerry must throw epic temper tantrums. Yeah, and the words Well, do you want me to start drinking again?

Come out of his mouth when he's talking to his wife every conversation. Oh, I guess I'll just kill myself. Yeah. I guess I'll just drink myself. Did death is that what you want? Oh, call of duty, he's starting in a minute. I gotta go. Oh, right.

Big scots will says, Jerry, Jerry Bantfield's luck is so bad. He would be reincarnated at that Jerry Bantfield. That's a good one. Well says Jerry Jerry Bantfield's luck is so bad. He would be reincarnated that's Jerry Bantfield That's a good one, but that's that's what's so crazy about all this is that he's convinced that you just become another person right away Hmm, so why when you just kill yourself as soon as things go shitting I know I Start over He hasn't taken himself up on that right Actually, this is the kind of guy. And I say this understanding that this might happen. I'm going to feel bad one day. This is the kind of guy that would

do a murder suicide with his family. Yeah. Because he loves his kids so much. And they should be, they should have a better parent. Yeah. So we moved a little quickly. The thing I forgot to mention here. We're not moving quickly at all, Joe. For my clip list, we're moving through it quickly. We talked about the shirts and he games topless or in a tube top or wearing his shirts. The thing that I'm like, what the fuck is happening? Why is he wearing a backpack the whole time? If you look at a lot of the clips, he's got a shirt. He's got a shirt list with

he's shirtless. He's green. Shirtless with what looks like a backpack. It's not a backpack. It's him with his two year old son, Strap, to his chest. Oh girl. He's making videos or playing Call of Duty. He has a child strap to him. Any numbering acknowledges it. Right. I'm fucking doing this. I don't care what the fucking obligations are. I don't care what's going on. We're so the opposite of Patrick Michael exactly.

Well, and also the kids not crying because it's strapped to him. Right. He's pulling it off. That's a difference. Jerry's pulling it off. Patrick Michael is not father of the years, but I'm concerned.

Yep. He's fucking killing up until that murder suicide is doing great. So now now he's gaming online. So the first what? It's like not just Jerry, he's got somebody he fucking roped into helping him. His new John Hunter is Tyler.

And that's, what is that, 31? So what was the question like, how do you forgive yourself for doing something? Yeah, what advice do you have for a person to forgive themselves? So, I think you have to come to terms that... D- All the bad time to ask Tyler that when the game's loading.

Hi. Good job, Jerry. So, that's why Jerry fucking does most of this shit by himself, because he can't fucking get together with more than one person. Is he on Twitch? What platform is he? He's definitely on Twitch. Is he making money from...

I think it's Facebook Live. All of it. It's all of it. At the beginning here, he is constantly getting multiple platforms up and running Twitch, Facebook, live, YouTube. How is he monetizing that? Is it subscribers? I don't know how it's monetizing the game, the gaming shit. I couldn't figure it out. Is it thanking people for donations at any point? Yes. Okay. Constantly. Constantly. It's all pops up. It'll probably come up in these

compilations. I fucking, I'll just say this right now. I'm gonna talk a total boomer any show that spends Up percentage let's say 5% 20% of the show thanking people for donating yeah and asking other people to donate But just be a cam girl. Yeah, then you're just a fucking cam girl at that point. Yeah, it's all it's so annoying Yeah, I at least favorite part of any show all the shout-outs all the likes. He's all about it It's nonstop through the entire time No, it's my least favorite part of any show. All the shout outs, all the likes, he's all about it. It's non-stop through the entire time. Which is why I stopped paying attention to Jerry Banfield. He's got to get back to doing a show,

being motivational, talking about his dad, how amazing he is. It's hard, it's hard to decide to sit down and watch any of the gaming shit because it's anywhere from an hour and a half to four hours. Is yet he's got a gaming? Cause I've watched some of the gaming shit because it's anywhere from an hour and a half to four is yet You know the gaming cuz I watch some the shit I can even tell it's always just him like scavenging looking for a fucking gone somewhere He's fucking good. Well, let's know that's in real life. Let's listen to some of his gaming. Okay, all right

It's flip 32. Oh Kid's All right anything I can do to make a highlight comes to what I'm going for. Let's go! I got it! Yes, that's the- that's the win! Let's go! Dude, thank for helping me make that highlight, my friend!

That's how I roll! Yes! Let's go! Yes! That may let, let's go! Oh! I filled him up. Let's go. He's screaming and he was such a year.

He's got to accomplish that, right? He's got constantly very busy. He's got to be screaming and it was, I want to imagine that he's always wearing a toddler now. It's just every, everything he's always wearing. Well, he's a childlike. I'll give him that.

Holy shit, dude. Yeah. It's a video game. You're not really at a war. Yep. Yeah, you know that? No, he does not okay Okay, how is Jerry good at video games? That's clip 33 all right So you what I know about how to get the W's I just got a massage and hella relaxed I had a whole body massage every week due to some miracle from my body. Fuck you. Oh man, this is a perfect airport camping tower scenarios.

A man right there made that easy for me to get that, so much love to him. Little Poppy, you didn't see that one coming, did you? When you see that train coming in, my man, you gotta go. You're wasting your time. You gotta go, little Poppy. You can't just sit there and let that thing dump on.

You like that? Oh my god little Poppy my friends We're in dead center of the circle in my very favorite camp in spot. Oh, you're like why do you camp here? This is boring as hell because this is the safest spot and even if a juggernaut comes up here I got I might even be able to kill a juggernaut if they're up here Let's go. Oh my god. That was sexy. Oh, was that different that jug! Let's go! Oh my god, that was sexy. How was that different than the clip we played before?

I don't know what's going on, Joe. So, well, I lost. You're a boomer. I have a call of duty. Yeah. Camping is? No! Okay.

I never played Call of Duty. For years sake. Camping is just... For my sake! Most of the people listen to show never played calm Dude I will let the discord fucking way, okay? Camping is where you just find the safest spot possible and sit there neat and just wait for fucking kills the fucking cross Your path and everyone hates and everyone hates you clip fucking 34

So I respect Jerry for leaving that in and fucking for us, but so Jerry is not good at fucking playing video games Okay, everyone hates him leaving it in he's just streaming live No, those are those are compilation edits. Oh, he put those together I put I put them together, but. No, those are compilation edits. Oh, he put those together. I put them together, but there are a lot of compilation edits. Oh, that's when he's talking about making two videos a day, what he does is like stream for four hours, and then makes a highlight clip based out of that, and there's his two videos.

He goes back and edits his own boring video game play. Yes. Oh, very delete. Yeah. What? Do other people do that? I don't know, but I mean, that's how he's making all this content is like, you know. Oh, Barry the lead. What? Yeah. Other people do that? I don't know, but I mean, that's how he's making all this content is like, you know,

hugging in the head. And because what it is is how to kill a jog or not, you know, in a video. Oh, so he's still doing video tutorials. Oh, it's all tutorials. How to call of duty. How to do this. How to do that? I was screaming my kids here.

All that shit. How to, how to defend your child. Yeah, yeah. Oh, boy. But so you cut off the one compilation a little early. I did. It leans into his catch phrase. Let's go. I did hear I'm y'all that a few times. You're familiar with Randy Rhodes and as he has born. It's crazy train. Right. I am. Are you familiar with little John the King of Crunks? Fuck yeah, yeah, a tricked Eddie daddy song let's go yes that's our last clip here let's go

let's go I Let's go! Let's go! Hey, K-Go top! So I get dirty on kids! Let's get go! That was delicious! Hey, K-Go top! Nice! Hey, K-Go top! Nice!

There it is. Nice work. I'll get into his book. I've been trying to get this to you for a while, Carol. I know. I know. I book. I've been trying to get this to you for a while, Carol. I know. I said, Carl, can I come to Jerry Banthold? He said, Roger, Roger. Yeah, you know, I came and knocked that his door in the front porch lights went out.

Yeah. But so there, like I said, I got his book. We'll come back to Jerry. I mean, I can see how obsessed you are with him. Just so you've done way too much homework. I sit at a computer and work all day and I did find myself just, I was recording it obviously,

but I would put on him playing video games and it's just, it gets mesmerizing. It's a, Dr. Mine, Heartbender. I can tell that you have been like, infected with it, and now you're subjecting ourselves to it. It sounds like when you're at work, you're working about asuttering John this week. Yeah, Stuttering John was on somebody else's show called The Whole with Rob Spranse and

Lori Levine. And I saw this clip because somebody posted it in our subrata and God bless you people who find these random clips Thank you so much. Thank you so much because they're talking to Stuttering John about what what made the tonight show better Back when he was on You guys guess what the answer is yeah, if I was in way more Yeah, according to the Stuttering John the show them, if you was sitting on the couch with the guests, uh, Virk still says he's like, man, they only listened to me and put you on the couch.

It would have been hysterical because I know it would have been. Yeah. Whenever a celebrity gave some bogus ass answer, like, I would have done just what I did on the stancho. Come on. Come on. Tell the frickin' truth already. I don't know if the director was a dick. I love that that's his examples of great jokes he would have told. If I was there, I'd be like, what are you talking about?

Come on. Come on. Come on. I wouldn't have pretended to punch him in the face. Get over it. He, you piece of shit. I love that he's dealt with all these publicists. He knows how Hollywood works.

You get big guests on the tonight show because it is not the Howard Stern show. They know exactly what they're gonna talk about. They've already done a pre-screener. They're gonna say, oh my gosh, the entire cast was amazing. I am best friends with Mike. The director, I'm best friends with all my co-stars. And John's like, and I would've told him,

you're full of fucking shit. What they don't do is let some degenerate scumbags sit next to them, and they're doing a bad job. That would never have happened. That would not have flown on the tonight show. I don't know why he thinks. Also, it wouldn't have made the show better. Him trolling the guests would not have made the show better.

You just see somebody like Bert Reynolds like sitting there looking at him like, you just punch him in the face. The stare got him blankly. Well, so how would J-Lenel react to that? J-Lel's trying to fucking run a show. He's got John Hackling the fucking guests. So is the whole podcast about people

that just fucking suck all the energy out of a fucking experience? I have no idea. I just got it. Yeah. All right. What else was going on with Stuttering John? He talks about how he has hockey puck monitoring our sub-rata and our discord for people talking shit,

which is a weird way to live your life, to have like some guy you don't pay any money to who already admins your show and kicks trolls out, live like you're doing a show. He also has to spend the rest of his time reading on our fucking web properties, what people are saying about Suthering Joe. You know, it's so weird. You know, I'll just, you know, I'll just tell you guys this. There are like some people, some trolls on like these sites.

I only know a Kuston hockey captain, 25 will go on. And he'll let me know. Yeah. So he finds out second hand that people are talking shit. And then he gets all upset. And guess what John wants to do? You guys will be amazed by this. He'll be shocked. He wants to sue everyone. Oh, yeah, I know. Go figure. So he explains that the wall will get involved in this. But if they got to keep going out and saying in these lies, then I promise I will seek a legal way to shut their fucking mouths. I

Mark my words Okay, because these kind of lies are not only untrue they're damaging if you're gonna go out there and Put these lies out there then you will suffer those consequences Because it's slanderous. Oh, it's slanderous. Okay, so this is interesting because this is what's stuttering John.

He has this conflict with himself where he says he's famous and he says, Sirius XM owes him money because they're putting him on their airwaves and he's famous and they're making money from him. But then he also says, and if you why about me on the internet, I will sue you.

I'll read this from a little website called Wikipedia. That's nice, okay. In the context of defamation actions, libel and slander, as well as invasion of privacy, a public figure cannot succeed in the lawsuit on incorrect harmful statements in the United States, unless there is proof that the writer or publisher

acted out of actual malice by knowing the falsity or by the reckless disregard for the truth. The legal burden of proof in the defamation actions is thus higher in the case of a public figure than is in the case of an ordinary person. John, you can't sue us! You're a public figure, you're stuttering fucking John! If you want to just be a nobody,

then we'll leave you alone And I'll be fine with that. Yeah happily also you're lazy and not smart. Yeah, I'll see you're an idiot You're not meant to be lied about that you liar go get a job at the home Depot across the street since your bike won't start up fucking loser Oh Hockey puck. Oh, Hockey puck just told me the girls and I was, uh, loser. Fucking hockey puck. Dude, what are you doing?

What are you, you're reading, whatever, what are you writing to the internet? No, you're exhausted. That is holy shit. I think he and I would get together or get along really well. He's reading other people's subreddit and I'm just watching Jerry Benfield play video. No, tell him, give him my email. That's reading other people subreddit and I'm just watching Jerry Benfield play video. Tell him, give him a mic. You may have to live in the same life. Carl's turning red like Rick Flair. But why are people making fun of Cedric John guys? Why? Just know that there are, there are those out there who are going to keep on lying because they're jealous of me. And they can't stand the guests that I get,

the caliber of guests that I get. And in some ways, they wanna be me. Nobody wants to be you. Nobody does. It's because you're terrible and arrogant at the same time. Yes, I've got to be here. I've got a bell, and he, I did watch our, I did try and watch.

I think it was on Thursday. I was just sitting in my car waiting and Hellsparse, which is on John's show. Yeah, you know, Hellsparse has bad decision-making. Yes, you hasn't figured it out yet But it was interesting to listen to hell sparks talk about how his career went nowhere He was like documenting step by step how he did a pilot that came out

They're like oh, we're gonna try friends and we're gonna try this show with hell sparks and Hillary's swank And they went with friends and we're gonna try this show with Hell Sparks and Hillary's Swank and they went with friends and not Hell Sparks. It was an interesting when John was not talking, you know, that was the best part of his podcast when he's not on it. And how far has Hell Sparks career gone down to? He's now on the Stuttering John show as a regular. Yeah, I got nothing against House, Marks. We were talking before about this fucking thing where it's constantly asking for donations and thanking people for donating. And I have to play this as soon as it's guest leave on his most recent

episode, he goes into that mode. And there's a name brought up here that is a fan of W ATP. No, he's so I have to ask what's going on here. You could also give me super chats. I wanna thank Mark P and Good is called in Fudge Sickle 2018 for their Super Chat and PayPal donations. Fudge Sickle, you've been great on PayPal.

I appreciate it. So this Fudge Sickle 2A 2018, I've seen him post, I forget where it was, I've seen him post, I've never donated the job, he keeps saying I'm donating to him, I am not donating to him, and I wonder if this is like, some expert troll that John's doing, fuck with people, people that he knows, hate him, he'll be like, oh yeah, thanks for all that,

why don't you donate it to me? Like does anyone donating a money, maybe just making all of it up. Yeah, yeah. That would be great. Fudge, he's not smart enough to do that. That's the equivalent of putting a $5 bill in your tip jar.

Yes, yes. I'm gonna grease the bump by mentioning a bunch of people's names. You're a cheap fuck. Look, somebody put five in here. Two more clips that I want to play because John was regaling us with a story about his Christmas. Now, John couldn't have his kids over because one of his buddies at the pub had COVID. And then he wasn't sure he had COVID and he

wasn't able to get a task. So what he ended up doing was hanging out with his neighbor, Juan and Juan's family. Jesus. Okay. He went over to, Oh, he's not. He died. Juan. He went over to Juan's place, Christmas Eve and hung out with them. And he talks about how he made this the poor kid rap all of his gifts for him. Now, there's a couple of things going on here and I'll explain it after the clip. So they invited me over, but I hang out with the kids. I got his youngest son.

I paid him a dollar, each gift that he wrapped. So I owe him 25 bucks. First off, he hasn't paid him yet. Dude, you're never getting that money. And he wasn't invited over. But why would he say that? I paid him, so I owe him 25 bucks. And you didn't pay him.

You live right next door, go grab your wallet. He's hiring illegal undocumented immigrants. So, grab him, I'm gonna Christmas presents. Oh, no, he's sewing up my wallet right now. Well, you changed the Wi-Fi password. Well, I'm here, bro, you're having a party. It's a season of giving. Could you turn the Wi-Fi back on?

But also, notice the way he subtly humble brags that he bought 25 gifts for PayPal. That's where I'm liking that. 25 gifts. And then he goes on, and I don't have the clip, and he goes on to explain that his oldest son, he'd Venmoed him money for Christmas. Great dad, thanks.

My broke dad Venmomo, made $13. I'm glad, Funchicle 2018 is generous this year. The gift, Venmo, and it says like why you're sending it? It's just like a gift of a Christmas present. The gift was you didn't have to talk to his fucking dad. Would you prefer a super chat? No, we also know that John likes to use barter in his ad reads. So we know that he was getting weed from speed weed.

And that's why he was doing all the ads. So he's also re-gifting things that he's getting for free. But I was excited because my son's manscape came in time. It came right on Christmas. Oh my God. He wore Christmas day. You sure it wasn't a Transcaped? Yeah, yeah, yeah, wipe your fake vagina with this

ball wipe. These pub napkins. Jesus Christ. Oh boy. So, Saturday, John, just continue to be you, buddy. You're the best. We all know. Now, of course, I'm also listening to the briefcase because the briefcase is still on this really hot roll of being amazing, but it's also starting to be a little bit competitive, I'll explain. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show.

Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Because that's absurd. Patrick Michael, once again, is getting people, they're going on his insta page and telling him, do you party's not a great show. It's just never fucking ads.

This is going to sound like I've already played these clips. And it says that's a big red button that you can push to set them off. It really is. And why wouldn't you push that button over and over again? And people are. And it works every fucking time. And it's starting to get a little bit boring, but not quite yet. So this is going to sound like something we've already played, but it's the most recent

the briefcase. And I got another message on Instagram from, of course, a random account. I don't follow. They don't follow me. They have no picture, they've never posted anything, and they proceeded to tell me, again, that this podcast, the briefcase, is the podcast. It's better than Do You Party.

He tried to say something about Do You Party being some sort of losers, reminiscent whatever on partying. And I don't see how you're a loser if you were going to parties. The only people that consider people going to parties losers are vegans and actual losers, people that were not invited to parties. So I get his frustration.

Of course, some of the people that listen to the podcast want to live vicariously through that because they never actually were invited to parties. I never knew that he thinks this is a podcast where people who never got invited to parties who want to know what they were missing out on it. I do not understand that. I think that's amazing.

That's his music bed. Oh yeah, I don't add that nonsense. That's on his shirt. And of course, I have to normalize all these tracks. Yeah. So it's so quiet. But then I normalize the shit, and then you could actually hear it. Yeah. Because he doesn't know how to edit his shows at all.

It's a very bad. I told you I was trying to get, like, his rapping, I was gonna put it in that scary band-field rap. It was unusable. Like, I've never said to an inanimate audio clip, I can't work with this guy. Right. Fucking, it's on you.

His mixes are terrible. I was speeding it up to double time, it was still unusual. So I think that's really funny that the losers who don't like a show or losers who didn't get invited to parties, trust me, you could be a loser and get invited to parties. I party to party a loser. In my day. Yeah, I'm looking over that.

What are you looking to be? You were the loser that In my dad. Yeah, look it over there. What are you looking to be? You were the loser that wasn't invited. Yeah, I was going to say I thought you got invited to the parties. People's definition of party-ing is can be tragically. Oh, there was so many hit points lost at that D&D campaign. It was a great party.

Yeah, so this is him thinking about what a person who doesn't like to do party must be thinking to themselves. I never went to a party I wonder what it's like and then they hear the stories and they're like, oh that sounds lame like no, it's not though It was so good. It's a good memory. I mean we're sharing it on a podcast with the audience I love that the fact that he's sharing the story proves that it must be a good story It doesn't a great story then why am I telling it? Why do I remember it? That's a circular line.

You guys understand that you had to be their concept? Yeah, right. Well, if this podcast is so shitty, then why does it exist? Yeah. Really? It feels like the briefcase has just become the wrap-up show for... Do you party? It's just purely promotional for Do you party? It's just purely promotional for Do You Party.

It's just trick, saying, why aren't you listening to Do You Party? This is why it's good. Yeah, well, let's not forget that when you tell Patrick Michael that Do You Party sucks that the briefcase is a better show, he does not care it any single way. But here's the other thing. If they actually are a fan of this podcast, they would know for sure that I could give a fuck.

If they like it, if they don't like it, if they've listened to it, I don't care, dude, I don't care. I don't make this for you. I don't make this for any of you. I could care less if you all stop listening tomorrow. It means zero. He doesn't care if you listen to that. And also go to patreon.com slash pod culture and donates you can hear more episodes

Yeah, yeah, he's pretty much pretending to be Kevin Meaney I use that with permission for bitty poly From the creep up, obviously. But yeah, when you talk about something in most of your episodes, it means you care about it. Yeah. The entire episode too, it's not like a throwaway thing. The entire episode, there's been three now

in the last two weeks dedicated to a comment on Instagram. Different comments on Instagram, but he doesn't fucking care. Is it the briefcase ever about anything that's not defending? Do you party a little bit? I have a couple clips Okay, a little bit not very much anymore not very much But he doesn't care but he also wants to know who you are who are you? Who are you Right, I'm sure that's what you're saying to yourself who am I? Yeah, these

people are comedy too. Don't even have a sense of self. Fans of WATP. That's who they are. That's who they are idiots. Of course when he said that I had to put this together. Who are you? Who are you? Oh, I really want to know who am I? So he doesn't respect the people who comment and he doesn't have to respond to them. I don't have any respect for you to even respond And that's what you have to know and you have to acknowledge it. You have to acknowledge it I don't even have enough respect to respond to your shit That's how much you don't mean dude. That's gotta be heartbreaking

So not only is it devoting entire shows to responding to it as we're documenting right now, right? I didn't respond to this you you have been for the last seven minutes. We talking about not only that but then he brags about how often he responds to it in Instagram giving them the satisfaction of just being blocked. I like to say stuff back because in most cases, man, they don't have anything else to say. They say that one thing and run away or somebody else that'll repeat themselves and they'll say the same thing over and over, whereas I've already typed 17 new things to you and you just repeated yourself. So you lose.

You lost. You lost. This kid is just nothing but a. So you lose. You are the lost. Nothing but a contradiction. I know. I don't respond. I respond at 17 times. Yeah. I don't care about it.

It's all I'm going to talk about. I responded the most. So I went. Right. Oh, yeah. Oh, I have a great example of quantity over quality. He's talking about his headphones. This is amazing. He went and bought

new headphones and he's really stoked about them and he's really happy with what's going on. I recently had got some Phillips headphones purely because they were cushioned. The way that the ear cushion sits is comfortable. It's soft. It's not leather or pleather or whatever the hell these usually are But the thing is they're super quiet and That doesn't help with editing He thinks the headphones are quiet. Yeah, Patrick your show is quiet That's the thing we've been trying to tell you you have to increase the volume of your show

Everybody is begging you to do that. Everyone's begging you to do that because anything this is a chore. Every other show that we pull clips from is at a certain level and then yours is way below that level. He's like, I bought these headphones, everything's quiet. It's way below the level. I have a lot of things.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true. It's way below every level. I have to point out though that he changed it up and I play drinking game with myself. Whenever Petrick Michael says simply because I drink and he said purely because. Oh, getting a savvy guy.

So this is interesting because he bought these headphones that were $5 and it turns out they're better than the $10 headphones that he bought. Whoa. Well now. And it turns out they're better than the 10 dollar headphones that he bought Whoa As far as editing I got these five dollars and they're actually called uh fat heads so Find them at your local five below And you know what that is not a store that I grew up with but I'm so happy to have it

Because I went in there and I threw down fucking $10 and said give me to your finest pairs of headphones. And guys, guess what? Here we are. Hey. Ha, ha, ha. That's just so stupid. It's so stupid that it works out because people will pay $90

for headphones and share like $200 for head. Are you kidding me? I've done that. Like, I don't care how deep in the podcasting you are. If you're making $80,000 a month fine, whatever, bill your money on headphones. But in the end, it's like, don't I'd rather have 90 pair of subpar headphones

than one $200 pair. Why? Oh my god. What are you gonna do with those? You could only use one set of headphones at once. Why would you want 90 pair of shitty headphones? Also, Phillips is the brand that you pick a product up And it says Philips on it and you put it down and you buy anything right?

It's just like the last thing the ten dollar pair were Philips I think or whatever Yes talking about right well It was also hilarious because he explains I bought a ten dollar pair They weren't great so they bought a five dollar pair and I should have just bought one 15 dollar pair like why are there so many price points for headphones? I had no idea. Yeah, I had no idea You can buy headphones and all these different price points. They're all garbage And he just thinks that volume is the only thing that you judge headphones on is like why would you need a $200 pair of headphones? Why cuz I like music that's why everybody knows that you pay it's a

They say it all the time you pay for quality you could buy a fucking Mexican strat or you could buy an American strat it sounds better yeah spend more right it's a better product idiot it's not a secret he honestly does not understand how audio works in any way he proves it with every podcast and he puts out yeah but then to say I got this five dollar pair of headphones and they work great you're a fucking moron Yeah, I used to install like home theater and shit What what it we would always say is it doesn't matter unless you can tell the difference and he can't tell the difference He can't tell well. He doesn't he doesn't think it matters. I don't know. That's true

He's never worn a set of headphones that cost a hundred dollars, right? I'll tell you when you put those on Yeah, you tell the difference immediately, immediately right and you never buy shitty headphones again Right, he's never experienced Correct there's no idea and so he thinks people who spend a lot of money headphones are fucking idiots right and then he realizes in his own head He's like wait am I the only one who would buy 90 pairs of shitty headphones that a one pair of good headphones And he's like well, maybe I'm the only one like this, but then he resolves it with this You know who's who's the entertainer? Who knows really what's going on, isn't he?

Or is he you? He obviously knows! The right way to be headfold, he's the famous podcaster, right? What the fuck do you know about anything? Now he's confused because he's getting so many comments from people. He's confused and suspicious about whether they're lying to him when they say they like the show, if they even like the show at all. When people are going out there saying we like the briefcase, we don't like to do party,

that doesn't make sense to him because to do party is better obviously, so maybe they're fucking with me and he's decided he needs to be more judgmental when reading these comments. It's so weird that you get these in between and this is what's so hard to read when you make content is who is being sincere and who is just trying to make it, you know, take a quick jab and get you to respond. And that's the worst part because it makes me more judgmental on the people that try to follow me or subscribe or talk to me, you know? Yeah, I do know you're paranoid. Like that's the main thing about you that we love Patrick Michael is that you're constantly paranoid about everybody. And you refuse to take constructive criticisms.

Right. Because that's it. Oh yeah, because those are just assholes. There don't even know how to podcast. If you're telling me that I can do a better job, then you must suck at what you do. Right. I create content and I submit it for, you know, criticism and approval and things like that. And the trick is saying this,

these comments are useless. You're talking about you. I'm talking about myself. Okay. These comments are useless. These comments are helpful. And that's up to you to decide. It's take it, all criticism, you can criticize something into being good, right?

Right, or starts making us and then take the criticism and fucking apply it to your point as pet-oat Yeah, as Doug who's right while he says it figured it out. Yeah, but yeah Eventually might take the fucking criticism and use it moron. Yeah, but guess what job. No, no, this is his fault It's no fault of mine. It's no fault of mine. I'm not expecting everybody to like my stuff I don't but that's that clip right there and that's not taking out a context Specifically what you're talking about right there people go on there and they're like this could be better that could be better He's like you know like my shit. It's not for you. Yeah, it's not my fault

I make this shit for me. Right. Yeah. And I think it's great. Yep. You obviously don't, you don't even listen to it because you're not editing anything. I know. And people are begging you to go on the Dixho, go on W-A-P-P. Yup. And you could partly that into jump starting your podcasting career into something better, but you refuse to do it because you're a fuck idiot. He even arrogance. He even talks about how he does not give me the time of day. He doesn't give me any time at all. I mean, I'm not giving the attention to the people

that are putting clips of me in their podcast. What makes you think you can send me an email or a comment and all of a sudden, you're a fucking five star. I'm ready to respond. Not gonna happen. He doesn't respond to people who put clips of him in their podcast. He's't respond to people who put clips of him in their podcast. He's said my name dozens of times.

We know that he responds to me directly. We know this. I mean. He can't pretend that he's never responded to our show, especially when later on in the show, he tells me to clip something that he does. He tells me specifically that I should clip this and I did. You know, I got this fucking, this handheld microphone and a stand, it's connected to a mic arm stand, but check this out. I'm such a fucking podcaster guys. I'm not even using my stand. I'm holding the microphone, that's right, because I like to get aggressive.

I like to squeeze it a little hard. I like to let it know who's boss. And uh... Go ahead and clip that. You're gonna want that in your show. And you know who I'm talking about. You guys know. And if you don't know, you haven't listened to enough of the podcast. So we even admits you should know who I'm talking about.

You talk about me. And if you don't know, you haven't heard all the episodes where I've called him out by name, called out his podcast by name, talked about people who listen to his show podcast hit man, the list goes out. So he knows he talks about me at the same time goes, I don't even talk about this guy.

So why would I even talk about you? While he's talking about the person he's talking about, explain to me he's not even gonna talk about them. It's got the fucking moron. Here's that economics lesson I was talking about earlier. What I do know is I bought some $5 headphones and they sound great! Ah, it's so exciting when you can find a deal like that and it pays off.

You know what I'm saying? Because I bought these $5 headphones after buying 10 dollar pair headphones. So essentially I could have bought a $15 pair and probably would have got the better of the two. But hey, here we are, man. Sorry, I forgot I had that This guy is crazy. He's uh, he's pretty stupid But he does think that because he podcasts he's better than everyone who tries to reach out to him through email or social media even the worst podcast

host or creators out there are still doing better than the best personal the best troll that makes sense. No, totally disagree. Yeah, I can totally disagree. I think the trolls are way funnier than you. Every single way. I don't even know if that makes sense.

It doesn't. It does not. He was watching Andrew Schultz's new Netflix show. Okay. You guys have watched that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So he doesn't know a specific word that he should know what he's explaining. Andrew Schultz's style of comedy. I just thought this was funny. He does a lot of, um, I don't even know what they call it in the English class, but it's basically just repeating the same letter with different words. The perfect person pursued perfection, whatever, just multiple, you get it. He does that a lot and I like that in comedy. It's awesome.

A LITERATION? You know what? I was unsure if that was the right word. You're describing a LITERATION. It's like, I don't know what, I was unsure if that was the right word. And you're describing a literary shib. It's like, I don't know what the word is for English class. It was a word for it in English. Yeah. It's not English class.

It's still an ice school, it's not a reason. I'm not gonna lie. I was just like, should I say this? Because I might be wrong. Also, that's not funny. It's fucking annoying. Like, I know. It was done well.

It's definitely a shortcut to comedy. It's not like, it's a style that I like. Yeah, you'd think he would know what it is. Yeah, well, you would think. Especially because he is a comedian, right? He's always writing jokes. Yeah.

He should know what a littleeration is. You would think. You would think. This is the last thing because he explains all the time. He spends so much time editing his podcast. I just don't believe him when I hear shit like this I 100% would have never given 90 day fiance time of the day time of day. Is that a saying? I would never know time of time of the day. I'm not gonna keep doing that. I would have never watched it Yeah, I you know what I can't remember what it's supposed to be now because I heard it wrong so many times

I would never give it the time of day He puts the the in the wrong spot time of many times. I would never give it the time of day. He puts the thaw in the wrong spot. The time of the day. I would never, whichever time of the day it's on. I wouldn't time a day it's on. Like Jerry's time. Take takes one to experience one. He broke my brain.

Oh man, there was a new song that came over and it's called Animal Crossed Me, which is kind of funny. Okay, it's an animal crossly. Animal Crossed Me, this came over from Tray. Yes, from Ian, forciillions, from the discord. This is a Snakes in the Grass parody, so. Okay, we got more voice. I am voice CAUSE The shameless is only wish to be famous But he's got a million aliases so which name gets the fame He's got animal cross-league glitch Fred Bergen bitch

I listen to the podcast but I cannot find him Nobody knows who the fuck he is Nobody listens to his shit He's just a step above retarded He probably gets dumped by crippled Jesus. He probably get crossed up by a job at blocation. He's just a trailer trash. We asked stupid mother-bucker making podcasts in his closet while the mother of his children takes care of business. He's

recording a suicide over the victims. Hey, I see it every day I want to see the motherfuckers just won't go away Making 34 podcasts in a single day Nobody cares what the fuck you're about to say The snakes and the grass That's funny Okay, that's funny Yes, but with do you see it? Everyday, everyday.

So yeah, I'm forced. I'll give you an enforcement credit for this. He found that track that Patrick Michael used for. And 30 minutes later, he posted that song. So he's just like, oh, there's the music. All right, I'll put this together pretty quickly. I can write this in two seconds. Speaking of things, I take two seconds. Producer Chris put together a new separate at news for Lula. It's time once again for a W-18P secreted update.

Regarding the no-fap episode, reality stimulator writes, I never want to hear the term seamen retention again. Those guys are absolute jerk offs. Gammer and WV says, Episode so good that I forgive Carl for Chad Zuma's first appearance. Jumami happy writes, and with this insightful piece, I've got to correct some fake news, Patrick Michael threatened to drop 30 into Carl car as mouth, not a measly 15.

Crage obviously knew this, yet sure changed Michael a whopping 50%. If anybody has a decent explanation for this, aside from the obvious, K-Gelicy, I'm all yours. In response to the recent year-end bonus episode, R-K-L-N-O states, even though it is well known, Andy is the goat. He is still underrated. He backs up drunken slurs like rubber dips by putting him in the overtime calling Sophia and asking do you party questions? Andy and Kroger once again great. Denny brought his A-game to skewer time mires and producer Chris took an amazing shit on David Lee Roth, one of my favorite episodes in a while. Call me back when Shin-Aryan shows over Carl, you faches.

Regarding the future show suggestions, maybe butters have this take. I hate the please review my podcast episodes. Carl should stop doing that. Concerned for Studdering John's Health, gang-grenously posts, John Sorosus says, migrated from his liver up to his brain. He's got a head full of rocks and a stomach full of queer canned chicken.

We salute the soldiers of the subreddit. Fearless, tireless, friendless, not on watp's watch. Carry on. All right, nice update on the sub-ride at which a lot of those comments were about our most recent bonus episode that was fantastic as everyone made their argument for the worst podcast of 2020. And I'm just going to call it now. I haven't really analyzed the results, but it looks like Todd Myers versus the rest of the world. Vinnie, Vinnie, I'm gonna say I want you. Vinnie won.

Vinnie, whatever. He picked a fucking heavy hitter. We all went deep. And I mean, you could have picked Patrick Michael. I could pick Stuttering John. He went with somebody that was like a proven loser. So whatever, congratulations. I see.

So what you're saying is, is because we actually have a song that has been created or a stinger. It's been created for Tom Myers that it doesn't count. You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. I'm here.

Guys, what have we done today? We trashed out everything. That dead dead woman can anyone tell me yes we Joanna hard-court Smith took a pounding yeah, we documented Jerry bandfield's entire life By second by second baby to break it to you that we haven't even scratched the I hate to break it to you that we haven't even scratched the surface. Oh, Jesus. We talked about Tim Dylan, of course. I think going to be again, Stuttering John is still a loser-go figure. We talked about Patrick Michael and the briefcase, the greatest podcast he'll ever create.

So you know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. We also talked about press house coffee. Oh, it's so good. Press house coffee, 20% off with a promo code WTP. Go to press house coffee.com. We're just too horny that in now. W-A-T.

All right. Hey. So aside from it, it was a favorite part of the show. Oh, two. Two. Two. Two. Two.

Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Do you know what part of the show this is, Joe? I'm familiar with it. Can you describe it to people? Explain it, Jesus. Do you know a part of the show? This is Joe. I'm familiar with it. Can you describe it to people?

Explain it, maybe. This is the part of the show where we tickle your interest a little bit to make sure you come back next week. Yeah, we tease it. Yeah. I would use the word tease instead of come back. This is the show we'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. Who are these people?

That's a new character I'm working on called Seinfeld with Dimension. Who are these people? You guys like it? Welcome to the 1000 Comics Podcast as your host Matt Heat, how you doing folks? That's right, this is called the 1000 Comics Podcast, a suggestion that came in from Pat Oat,

who will be joining us on this channel. Yeah! Pat Oat is always great. It's podcasting. Yeah, podcasting be joining us on the show. Yeah! Pad House is always great. It's podcasting. Yeah, podcasting. Podcasting. It's awesome. So that'll be a lot of fun.

I mean, that clip was terrible, but the guest is exciting. We want the clips to be terrible. Do you not understand other show works? I can't do it. I don't get it. I knew it. It explains a lot. All right. And I want to thank you so much for joining us. Anything you want to plug my friend. Yeah. If anybody wants to stop me from killing myself, from listening to future primitive, I'll be out of the Genesee River Bridge later. Sounds good.

No one to stop him. And it's brother Joe. Thanks for stopping over. Anything you want to promote, my friend? Yeah. Jerry Banfield plays live over anything you want to promote my friend. Yeah Jerry Banfield Please live video games from 10 to 2 every day Sounds like a really fun time please join us again next week It might be the episode we find out once it for all who are these podcasts sleep well every pony Well, every point is starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called by now. Hmm.

OK. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. 1.0.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1. I don't know. Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense.

Casey. Hey Carl. Oh Casey in the sunshine disposition. What is happening? I'm doing fine. How are you? I'm doing great. I asked Casey if she could read some of the messages she's getting sent because as you know,

if you're a patron subscriber, you have her phone number and you could call her and text her and just do whatever you'd like to do with that. And Casey, you're not getting any funny things coming over. Yeah, not anymore. I did get stuff like way early on, like that disgusting one I sent you. Yes.

About the rent months thing. I could read that one. I mean, it had been a while that you forwarded me these messages. So I figured that you were saving them up and I thought maybe today we could go through some of them, but apparently people are not playing along. No, yeah. The only ones that I thought were like ridiculous were the ones that I actually did send you. Guys, step up your game is what I'm trying to say. Fucking lazy. Yeah, come on. Easy ass. Come on, people.

What else do you have to do then? I'm not gonna fucking ask. Then to text some random stranger who you don't know anything about. It have never seen what she looks like. Why aren't you texting her? Is it so hard to unsip your pants and take a picture? You're dick and send it. Can you see?

Is it that hard? Well, any dick pics that I do get, I will be sending to Carl. No, no, no, no, that's fine. I'm good. I'm good. You can just describe it to me. It's fine. Are you playing air hockey or what's going on over there? Oh, I have lovebirds and they're being really loud right now. I can go in another room. I'm really loud right now. I can go in another room. No, actually, if you can mic them up, they sound more enthusiastic than you. Oh, I don't know why they're being so chubby right now.

Can they read reviews? Like, let me go in another room. Oh, just block that socks, block. Oh, everything. All right. Casey, did you know I smell like bird shit? Cause I'm hearing a lot of talk about this off the discord Smelling bird shit People are saying your voice sounds like the way bird shit smells

Coming from Andy Now Andy's voice sounds like beautiful bells. Yeah, right. A waterfall of pain. I sound worse than Joanne from Future Primitive. How's it sound when two of them talk at the same time? God. Got a lot of editing to do.

All right, Casey. The build room at once tomorrow, guys. Sit with the fuck. Go. No, not the bills. Casey, you have any reviews you want to read for us? Do I have some reviews? Great.

All right, first one. E words, not for kids. Oh gosh. That's a hit wait e words E words, what does that mean? Lots of a's not for kids. Oh gosh, that is the whole review Anyone following I'm not gonna say one star. It's not it's not for kids

Yeah, that's a one-star review. All right one star From somebody that doesn't know anything about the show I like the idea of mom out there saying hey kids. Let's find out who these You know I remember when I was your age I I was figure out who these podcasts were. It's time you guys find that out too. Figure out how reviews work too. I don't know how to leave a review. I've never figured that one out.

Alright, next one. Like who's the boss but for podcasts? Who's the boss? The man's is duped every week into hours of mindless Pablo while the core question remains and answered. Is it Tony? The most important thing is that the boss, the boss, who is the boss, who is the boss, who is the boss, who is the boss, who is the boss,

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Because that's the fucking weird. Everything about that was weird. And why couldn't it have been Jonathan? Samantha? Samantha? Is Dewey Desimal a person? That is Louis. And it is a last name.

It is a decimal. To white decimal right. Billy integer and better counting. I don't know if you guys are old podcasts. That's a great show. All right. That's my start. I'm sorry.

Be old if you love it. All right. One, not sure about this show. I'd rather live in an apartment full of cockroaches and listen to any more of this. So yourself a favorite, to the briefcase instead. You would have thought that's a five star, right? Perfect.

Yep, wonderful, five stars. Also, when you're writing these funny reviews that are five stars, I like that you're not using big words. Casey's not good at that. So keep it the like model syllabic words and keep it short and we'll get through this together. Yeah, I am retarded. So thank you for considering me. Yep, no problem. All right. Next one, new phase. This one I'm confused about just so you know, so new fave. Polarious pod I found while going down a Brent Hatley rabbit hole.

Now I'm hooked. Love the episodes where my favorite shows get ripped apart. Keep the funny coming. Forster. This a Brent Hatley. Yeah Brent. Brent Hatley. Yeah, okay.

I'm assuming that they are a Brent Hattley fan. Which, that's weird. That's what you're saying. That's fucking weird. That's what you're saying. That's what happened. They were like, I'm a huge Brent Hattley fan. Let me listen to this.

Oh, there's things way funnier than him. Wait, you could do crap for a show. You could have notes. You could have jokes. I'd never do any of these things. How many stars are that for? That's a five star. Ah, wow.

Sorry. Final, the final one. This one's even weird to the first one. What if someone died while podcasting, living life at the edge of your pants on your seat, doing grouty, blonde hits of K2, metaphorically sharding, living life at the edge of your pants on your seat, doing gravity blowing hits of K2 metaphorically sharding, got carried out in a stretcher with my eyes closed, couldn't go to work, but I'm sick of these guys. I'm out of here.

Metaphorically sharding, it's doing better than I'm doing. I think Joanna Hartcourt's with died while talking to the casting. Yeah. I said a five star there. Okay. Yes, that is a five star. I win again, everybody. Yay.

The winner of the review segment. Everything's a contest. All right, this first voicemail, I think is VIX, boyfriend, maybe VIX here, maybe she can tell us if this is actually your boyfriend. I'll see.

Kyle, this is VIX, mustache man. I internally 100 miles from Gary Indiana the son has set I'm about to go brave the dangerous streets of Gary Indiana I'll report back later. Vic is that really your boyfriend that we just listened to? Yeah but he's not he's not my boyfriend anymore. Oh no! Since then, boy's been here. You already broke up with him? Because he had a mustache.

No, I don't know. No, he's a hoe. I can't fucking tell you why. So much new e-dick. How outfit. So that was funny. Wait, what happened? He put me in a cow outfit.

I just tend to burn through men when they don't really interest me anymore. Are you more confused now than you were before I brought Vic out because I am. What outfit would have sold it? Would you prefer to get a outfit? He puts you in a cow outfit and then shove it in the shirt. I don't like being dressed as a heifer. Usually I think is what was so-

And yeah, you know, that's interesting. That's just she, I think. Yeah, like furries usually they go for like fox or cat. Not cow. You know what they're saying? You know, like those etchy girls, like the fuck lolly shit. Like it's that type of shit he put me in. Believe me or not, I have no idea what you're talking about.

How many teeth? Like those anime girls and the big teams, maybe put them in the cow fence. So, Vic, a lot of the people in the discord are saying, and I wouldn't say this, that you should post a pick of you in a cow outfit. Oh, Vic, you did fucking awful. You know you have that pet. It is awful.

Post it, post it, post it. You know what, I'm French. I'm friends with Vic on Instagram, you have that pet. It is awesome. Post it, post it, post it. You know what, I'm friends with Vic on Instagram and I realized something the other day, when I was in high school, I looked like Vic. I had the same glasses and haircut. How do you feel about cow outfits? I'm sorry about that. I did have cow chaps that I were to work. One of

these days, if we get enough, if we get enough people on Patreon, I will post my high school senior picture where I look like thick. We'll do them side by side. Yeah. All right. So Alright, so let's get back to the voice rouse. How fucking hard up is stuttering John that $15 bucks for an Uber is like, ooo, scary, like I don't understand, I am currently paying for college and I deliver pizza for a living and I don't think that much about spending a couple of bucks on an Uber. I don't understand how this man could be so fucking hard up for cash. And then goes and trashes, you know, like, uh, party for living at home because he's recovering from drugs. Like, this man is on some fucking other level.

He's a fucking retard deity. It's amazing. Call me back. It's why we talk about him. It is amazing. I don't see how you're going to pay an eight-year-old $25 to wrap your presents if you've spent all your money on Uber rides.

So, and it's basic economics. He's constantly talking about how much things cost because he's fucking flat broke. It's what flat broke people do. He was talking about getting his COVID test. I remember he's getting a test so that he can see his kids on the holidays and he's fucking pre-shopping.

Oh, I went to this one place and it was, I was too 40, because my insurance didn't cover it. Like, whatever! It's gonna be fucking test, you asshole! Here they go somewhere else. He drove all around town looking for a fucking COVID test. Anyway, I lost that idea All right, this is a guy who wipes my music and our music special sweet. Vic shut the fuck up

Told me I put milk on myself and I'm fucking hot tub Wow That is kind of digging it. You need a man's escape, my friend. Oh, I'm like that. You should get him back. We're already a lot about you right now. Get a cow escaped.

I can do it. All right, I was only just trying to for a moment back to the boys' best. Hey, Carl. You know, everybody was shitting on, you know, last week's episode no the week before is episode last week You know about how you played all your music and shit. I thought it was cool

I mean I play ice with hope so my work. Yeah, dude. I don't think it's been pretty good Anyway, get more jury band field dammit. That's like we did a perfect dick show material Anyway get more serious fan field dammit that's like we did a perfect dick show material um anyway uh... call back unlike Patrick Michael Jerry would call into the dick show that would be an interesting interview i feel like if if dick was into talking to

them think i have a page area that's true he would be on he would do it i think he would do a free because the big audience, you can promote his video game twitch stream whenever he does it together. Yeah, probably pay to be on it No, Jerry would not pay for anything No, he paid for all of his advertising. Yeah, Jerry Jerry pays more than he makes. That's all he does is pay out of his box Yeah, he's really bad at economics.

Right. And really bad with money. I don't know if you guys know that. So I've heard everything about him. Yeah, I just want to know what you know, I've been going on the do you party podcast Instagram feed. Just some bardious douchebag. If you ever look at any of his post, he might at the most have five likes.

So for a guy that and the thing is he's also got about fifty hashtags so for a guy that doesn't want to promote his bullshit he couldn't put enough he couldn't put enough hashtags on the fucking post to try and get anybody to watch it so but I uh... also put on one of his post with some lame fucking comed and I put two fags one cup and I don't know what he's doing. I'm new to the whole thing but he tried to call me through his Instagram feed. I just declined and I didn't really wish to come back room with a poor name, just a

driving insane. He saw them all day long buddy. So anyway, Patrick Michael, you suck. Fuck off. This is the guy who says he doesn't care. And he doesn't care about your comments and it doesn't affect him. He's trying to call people back. Oh my god. I don't know if you say two fags one cup but then they'll come running.

That's hilarious. I think this guy called back a guy. Let's see what he has to say. Hey, I was just the one who called a little bit ago. It said that I was harassing a shit on a patch of Michael. I was the a one of called a little bit ago. It said I was harassing a shit on a patch of Michael on Steve party podcast Instagram feed we salute you. So Not only did he try to call me there was Instagram, but I've collected a total of 52 messages in

a span of 20 minutes So I just try to laugh my ass off and the funny thing is that I wrote back to him I said hey, that's more messages You get likes per post Oh, he sure you gotta see boys He's a good kid. He not only does this kid swing for the fence his boy He gets really nasty when you call him out on shit. I love it. He is such an angry little fucking dick shit I would so love to have some adult just walk up to him just crack him right across the fucking page

I don't know I kind of like this guy's approach to Patrick Michael I wish he was on the show go participate like yeah be on it. What are you doing? You're getting responses from him He doesn't respond any to me. He responds everybody pretends he doesn't I mean take a 52 messages because he made fun of all me very I mean get on the fucking show. I know that should be all of our Everyone should be trying to get on the show everybody should be sending dick pics to Casey and trying to get on Do you part? Yes, why are you not doing the do we ask so much from you? They're all too busy fapping to Why are you not doing the- do we ask so much from you? They're all too busy fapping to uh, B- how?

Oh, fuck it. Come on, that's not Vix- Cow-pig, she stole my senior picture. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- Oh no! Oh, Carl made one of my favorite podcasts! Oh, he's the hour now! There's a lot of reviews like that coming in lately. I haven't noticed. I believe so. Alright, this last guy wants to talk to me about how I promoted Ween.

Apparently I haven't done it right Hey Carl so for someone who allegedly has a you know degree in marketing has his own marketing company or whatever the fuck you You know based on marketing you would think that you would you know market Ween a little better like I heard you You fucking talking about on the dick show and all you said was something fucking nerdy like they're masterful songwriters like no one's gonna want to fucking listen to Ween if you say that shit like it's fucking music that matters man the songwriting is a cherry on top okay what you should be saying is hey listen to Ween they're basically the fucking modern day Beatles you know some of the best music you're ever fucking here

No one fucking cares about songwriting you fucking nerd Anyway, it's call me back I have to find out this way you work for we know so this is the funniest part the funniest part about that is The guy he even says they're like the modern Beatles and the Beatles are known for their songwriting I hate it. Yeah, best best songwriting man ever and then I guess this guy opened up a book or something because he called right back Yeah, hey Carl so I just called in that's sitting on you about your marketing of ween but then I Looked up the definition of songwriter and apparently it does include composing music so fuck you I guess right.

So the way man doesn't know what the fuck. When people hear a songwriter they just think lyrics right? No. They're not a fucking musician so that was a song involved. That's called a poet. It's called a poem when you think of just the lyrics. That's all I'm saying man. You're gonna make it better for the layman

I modern day Beatles Fuck you call me the most militant wean fan You're described the bed. I like rock. Sorry. I like there's a grating. I was wrong. Fuck you Don't you're fault very good stuff all right KC I'm hearing a rumor that you're getting into a cow outfit as we speak. Is that true? Yeah, let's definitely have a truth. When will you be posting the pic?

Someone asked to send me something funny. Is it a bird? That's it. You guys hear that? It's on Casey's something funny. And she will post the pic. There we go. You have your marching orders. think looks better than I do.

Well, Vick's a natural when it comes to that type of outfit. Vick, thank you so much. We can't give Vick any compliments. So, thank you so much for coming on the show today. Oh, absolutely. It's always a pleasure, Carl. I can't wait to see what people do with the fucking picture. Oh, it should be fun.

They're going to superimpose my head onto it. That's an inch. Wait, you're ahead from the South Park poster? No, it's a goat's. Hello. Yeah, Vick, can we get one catchphrase before you go? Hello. Perfect.

Casey, thank you so much for coming on. As always, we appreciate you reading our reviews. Yes. Smooches. This is it. It's over. Okay? Goodbye.

Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye.