Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep241 - Duncan Trussel Family Hour

Episode Date: January 17, 2021

Just when you thought we've reviewed every podcast that features a comedian giving a boring interview to a boring guest we discover Duncan Trussel. What's with comedians having podcasts that aren't funny? Seriously. That's a serious question. Doug from Who's Right joins us to discuss AJ Benza talking about Stuttering John, Stuttering John talking to Hal Sparks about how the internet works, Patrick Michael shit talking the haters, and some black guy complaining that he has to dress up for court. Oh, and Hal Sparks thinks that free speech is "dangerous" and he really needs to get fucked.  Get 20% off your first order of Press House Coffee with code WATP presshousecoffee.com/watp 20% off your purchase with the code "watp" https://manscaped.com/ Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ https://whosrightpodcast.com/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called Dunkin' Trussell Family Hour. This is a suggestion that came in from Curtis Mayfield. Duck and I have a bunch of show. Bought to show Curtis Mayfield. We have Motherfucker. Both listen to the show separately. We have not discussed with you beforehand. Let's get into it.

This is a show that's hosted by D True Cell, or otherwise known as Duncan Trussell, who is a comedian. He's part of the, from what I understand about him, he seems to be part of the Joe Rogan crew, the comedy store regular crew. And he's one of the many, many people who years ago

when they saw the Joe Rogan was getting some notoriety and things started up a podcast. And he has a podcast that is very much an interview style similar to Joe Rogan show where he brings on a single guest. He even actually does all the shit like Joe Rogan where he starts off with talking about sponsors and talking about who he's going to talk to and what's going to happen and what's going to what you're going to be in for and all that

kind of stuff. And then he goes into the interview that's already been pre taped that he puts on after that. Doug, what was your impression of the show and do you have a clip that maybe sums it up for you? Yeah, so I'm going to have to apologize. Your listener starting out. It's hard for me. I listened to episode four or five. His guest was Johnny Pemberton. Yeah. It was hard to clip because it just really long, long, long segments. So it was hard to make anything that was listenable. But my interpretation of the show is make anything that was lessenable. But my interpretation of the show is he has the same style of comedy quote unquote comedy as Dane Cook. Oh, okay. All right. So my clip number two is my clip that summarizes the show. And now please, everyone, open your third eye and send those glorious beams of rainbow blessing. I light through the net of Indra, the interconnected tendril like network that

brings us all together in the astral plane. So this very moment, Johnny Pemberton can feel that butter like love blasts those invisible yet very, very, very present sprays of your metaphysical love juices as they rain down upon him. Welcome to the DTFH podcast, Johnny Pimperton. podcast, Johnny Pimperton. Yeah, I should mention that Duncan's out there a little bit. So he's not funny. There, I didn't laugh or smirk so much as once through this whole fucking episode. Right.

I guess that's not the point of it, right? Well, so you gave me a choice between the birth crisher, you know, birthcast, whatever the fuck it's called. It was a Bill and Burke, yeah, there were whatever. Bill and Burke and this, and I picked this because it was called the Family Hour, the Hour. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha that I hated you. I'm just a three of us. I'm just a three of us. Johnny, I know we only have three hours. Oh no. I hope it wasn't that long.

I didn't listen to that episode. It was a good chunk of three hours. Oh Jesus. All right. So I listen to an episode. I also know a bunch of episodes actually, but I listen to one of the more recent ones with this guy named David Nitchturne

and he happens to be the meditation teacher for our friend Duncan. Now, Duncan, I don't know if he studies Buddhism or if he's a Harry Krishna or what the fuck is going on, but he talks a lot about meditation and the soul and he tries to get really deep and philosophical and spiritual, but he's just confused and he's just confusing. This is a longer clip, but tell me if you can make any sense out of any of this. Yeah, that seems for, I mean, is it, that's, I don't think it's intolerable. You know, I think it portray your mind will consider it to be intolerable, but I don't, but it's close to like the, and I, I'm like, I don't

even know if it's, I think maybe I think what happens is that I start making up a very complex story regarding it. And, and that story is essentially, well, if you go there, then you're going to lose everything. Like, if you go there, then you're going to lose everything like if you go there then you're going to lose it like you're that's how can you be anything in that state or you know I don't know how to express it even I sure sure you obviously do not I think he's trying to impress his meditation teacher in this whole episode because he's trying to get really deep and I'm not following at all if people are following along at home and God bless you,

I'm just not smart enough for this type of mumbo jumbo, I guess. Yeah, and that's, so we're gonna have, I guess the two sides of Duncan, where he was trying to be funny and failing on the episode I listened to and he was trying to be deep and failing on the episode. Yeah, he could do it all this guy. Yeah, this is more of, I'm taking this out of context for sure

This is a long conversation like you said they're very long winded with their questions with their responses It's kind of a hard show to clip but even knowing that I took this out of context explaining me how this could possibly make sense You use the word recognize All right What's recognizing though recognizing what you just exactly set? sense. You use the word recognize. All right. What's recognizing though? Recognizing what you just exactly set. What is the right?

So what's the recognizer? It's this is, you know, and like so, okay, it's recognizing itself. It's recognition of quality of it. It it it it. It's the joke quality of it. It's a cosmic humor quality of it. It, it, it, uh, it's the joke quality of it. It's a cosmic humor quality of it. Like if you looked in the mirror and you said, oh, there's Duncan. There's a joke there, right? I mean, who else could it be? No.

Maybe I was talking about what the fuck? And I was really trying to follow the show. I'm driving around in my car. I don't normally do this. I was really trying to get totally in. What is going on with this show? It's very popular. There's a lot of people who like it.

Why do they like it? And then I'm listening to this. I'm going, oh, I'm not following this at all. And I'm even trying to. And at a certain point, even Duncan lies and pretends that he's understanding what this guy is talking about just to move on. But you recognize, oh, Duncan, yeah. you know, it's a little bit of a joke

because it was stuck in all along. I see what you're saying. I wish you weren't a liar. Yeah, I get it. I get it. Okay, moving on. You've been in enough meetings like this. I assume it's like when you're at work where there's a presenter and you're, you know, you have to pay attention, but you can't.

Yes. And your brain just kinda just like, no, we're gonna start thinking about this now. And then you try to retroactively go back and go, okay, what were the words that was a signary? What did I just mess? Maybe I could recreate it. And that's what I was trying to do with this show too.

They would get to a part in the conversation. I was like, how the fuck did we get here? Which just happened? I just did a time leap. What else you got, Doug? Ah, so I want to, he asked his guest a couple questions. And again, I apologize for the long clips, but my number four is,

so this is him, as you said, long winded. He starts talking about something without knowing where he's going to go. So like I said, number five. I love that. You can always tell when somebody just assumes they're going to get their Patrick Michael doesn't sound the time. He'll just start a sentence and he assumes he's going to figure out what he's talking

about a certain point and then he doesn't. It's always the best. They should be shackled to a green table, but obviously that's not going to happen. I mean, green table, I would actually make me more relaxed, but let's just go for it. You're an actor. Just imagine your shackle to a green table. A medium sized bright light should be shined in their face. The temperature in the room should be 79 degrees. It's pretty specific here.

Okay, I got a light in my face. Okay, and you're shackled to a green table. I guess there's a metallic loop in the end of the table. I'm assuming that's what your shackle is. Yeah, classic like police table, were they do the confession breaker? I'm thinking, I don't know why but green marble Like this is gotta be you can't pull the table over. It's gotta be heavy. It's gotta be like

You know in at the very least it has to be deeply anchored. It's gotta be significant Yeah, it's a significant green tape. It's gotta have heft. It's gotta have weight. It's gotta have depth. It's gotta have The opposite of breathed. Yeah. It's bereft of breathness. Yeah, there's nothing breathed about this table. There's nothing breathed about it.

I think as a prisoner, if you were to see the table, you would just get this overwhelming sense of insignificance. Like, if you were sitting next to a monolith or something in an Atlantis, just a feeling of like, I'm a crustacean here. What, I don't have no meaning, I have no purpose. Okay, so are you right?

See, okay. So. Doug, is this your way of retaliating against me because I made you listen to the show? You're like, I'll show him. I'll make him listen to the boringest part of the show for two minutes straight. This, it's not the most boring part of the show, the entire episode is like this. That's like this is impossible to clip and try to make it interesting for somebody else.

Well, I listen to an episode even worse than that. You always know it's going to be fun when the guest is this person. Please welcome for her first appearance to the DTFH, my glorious wife, AKA ColtMommy, Aaron Tressel. That's right, Aaron Tressel ColtMommy was a guest on one of these episodes. And she was using AirPods Pros in order to broadcast, so it sounds like shit,

that that's not a good microphone to use, one that's attached to your ear. And so this is gonna sound like shit, it's not me, this is their show. This is the Duck and Trussell family hour. The guy talking to his wife, and it's exactly what you think it would be, listening to a guy talking to his wife.

Can you talk about our war, but about you trying to get me out of the east side? Oh yeah, when I first met Duncan. Oh fuck. He was like, I'll never live anywhere, but still for like, I didn't say it like that. Yeah, I hear that. The way you just, and not,

and it meditated me, I don't talk. I was like, I will never live anywhere with someone. You literally verbated. No. I don't talk like that. No, you do. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You're so cute.

What? When I checked, he had, he had 2,285 patrons. Yes. He could afford some fucking microphones. I know. So they're on the road. They're in the middle of moving the movie from California to North Carolina and so he's doing these podcasts without any equipment and I'm thinking your professional podcaster bringing your equipment with you. I would have that's one of the things I would have brought along at my

journey, but what do I have? A $60 USP mic. It would take much. So, it wouldn't take much. So, this is a promoting his Patreon. And this sounds like a terrible deal to me. Then the way to stop that pain is to head over to patreon.com-dTFH and subscribe. Once you do that,

the pain will immediately stop and be replaced with a kind of orgasmic bliss. Every Tuesday we do a meditation at 9 a.m. on Wednesdays we have a book club and on Fridays we have our glorious family gathering. Also you'll get access to our discord server where you can interact with some of the coolest people that have ever existed on planet Earth. First off the coolest people have ever existed are not Earth. First off, the coolest people who've ever existed are not on Discord.

I can guarantee you that. So I'm calling bullshit on that one. Also, we can meditate with every Tuesday morning. Is that a thing that I need to pay Patreon for? To meditate with, I thought meditation was more of a personal thing. His voice shoots my blood pressure up. It's the opposite of meditating.

Yeah, I know. You're going to relax with that ass-hat talking. Here's an example of his brain malfunctioning, which I think is always funny of these people who have discovered inner peace and have these ways of breathing exercises, no meditation so well. He's talking to the guru that's helped him learn all this. And that's an interesting thing in the sense that this is like, what a why, like that's a why that is that.

So in other words, that's something that's something a drug addict. Is what that sounds like. Not someone who's found spiritual enlightenment. Are you familiar with with Duncan Trussell's comedy? I am not. Okay, so it really took me three days to get through this podcast. And it was, I would sit down and start pulling clips. And I'm like, I can't take this anymore. So I would go and look for something else to pull for the, for the episode. And I ended

up trying to find his, his comedy. It is all drug related. You are not far off from what you think is going on in that head of his. Well, that's why him and Joe Rogan are friends. It's, it's all about DMT and edibles. He even talked about when they were living in this one place in California, the reason why he liked it is because it was near a cafe. So he'd eat an edible every morning, walk to the cafe and write jokes while completely baked out of his mind. Like, all right. Sounds like a pretty good lifestyle. I've got an example. My clip number five is an example of a question that he asked his guest.

So I think it stops right when he gets done asking the question. Okay. And I want you to answer it and see how your answer compares to what his guest was. Okay, that sounds like fun. Let's check it out. If I can even pay attention, some of these clips, I've got a fail to get it out of them,

but I'm gonna try to pay attention to this one. Here's the question number one. Three children are buried up to their necks in mud next to a frozen lake. One of the children looks out at the frozen lake and says, tomorrow our philosophy will begin. The child next to that child says, I feel the incoming tide. The third child closes her eyes and weeps.

Okay. That's the question. That's the fucking question. How would you answer that? Ha ha ha ha! Uh, I can relate to the third child, more than I can relate to the other two. That's not an answer to that. What the fuck is else to do with that? Play number six, you'll find out.

Permafrost. The idea that the tides would be affected by the permafrost is going to be something to consider here. And I'm having trouble remembering what the first child said. So I'm just thinking a lot about how it's probably actually warmer in the mud. And so they're probably really comfortable because it sounds like they're speaking from a place of of comfort. So these might not be children at all. These might be star children. And so I'm thinking like this is an omen of this is a good omen, basically, because anytime you have three flying frozen stars, which those star children

represent, you that's the that's a triple, that's a stack of sons. So that's going to create a gravity gravitational field. And so the fact that she mentions a tie when the lake is frozen and they're in mud, that just tells me that we're in an off-world universe here. And so it's kind of all bets are off because it's obviously a chaotic period. So it's just a matter of waiting for a stable period. This one I'm thinking about. A stable period. Mostly about this sound. Oh.

He goes for a while, you can kill it. I'm going to kill that because I'm looking at the way forward, but I see it does not end for a while. So who won that conversation? Who's the crazy or crazy person? Is that what they're trying to do? They're trying to want up each other? I can tell you who lost the conversation.

You, the listener. Oh my God, I have another example. And I'm gonna probably put the same thing on you here, Doug, because I listened to an episode with our friend Russell brand. Now, we all know who Russell brand is. British blow a hard, who thinks he has all the answers to all of the world's questions. And what I like about Duncan is he starts to interview off with a softball.

You know, you want to like get the conversation rolling a little bit, get comfortable with the person, and then you can build up to bigger questions. So I'll pose this to you, Doug. See how you would answer this one. Ramdas was big on the soul. He would, and he would look out at the retreat and he would say, I see you all as a soul. That's what I see. But where I, and the hard Christian is also, you know, very much, in any theistic religion has some component of the soul, is the sort of mechanism that carries whatever the particular data of your identity onto the next incarnation. But where I always get mixed up is that sort of place where there's the universal soul and the individual soul

because somewhere in there I get really confused. Is the individual soul some kind of like quantum packet that has like a membrane that separates it from the universal soul? How does that work? Doug, any thoughts on that? Yeah, I would probably just put out a music special episode that week.

Could you imagine asking your guest a question that cannot be answered? There is no answer to that question. That's his first question to this guy. You know what I would have asked him? Like four or five questions about Katy Perry's tits. That's what I would have asked Russell Brand. But this guy is talking about shit

that no one could possibly know. And I ask a question about the left hit and then ask a question about the right tip. And then how do those two work together side by side? And then he does this thing where he keeps saying he's going to jump right into an interview. And with this Russell brand episode that I listened to, there's all sorts of nonsense going on in the first 15 minutes before he finally gets to the interview, but he keeps teasing it as if it's about to start.

Yes, welcome. We've got a spectacular episode of the podcast for you today. The brilliant Russell Brand is here with us. I'm gonna jump right into it, but first this. We got a great show for you. Russell Brand is here with us. We're going to jump right into it, but first some quick business. Now welcome for the first time to the DTFH the Great Russell Brand. So he introduces them three different times and then plays music before he's actually

on the show with Russell Brand. It'd be like me saying, all right, right now we're going to talk about Stuttering John. But before we do that, I got five or six more clips to talk about, what do you mean jump right into it? And twice when he said we're gonna jump right into this interview, it then went into an ad read. Yeah, there's no Nielsen ratings on podcasts. You don't have to try to keep the fucking listener. Just go right to the Russell Brain

and get rid of the other shit. Linger Lunger. Yes, that was the thing that I, because he starts up this episode with a comedy skit that is completely nonsensical. I don't understand this at all. Maybe someone will tell me on the subwriter something and I'm a fucking idiot and now I'm picking up what he's putting down.

But tell me if you can tell me what he's talking about in this comedy skit. Call it on. Love this a- no, I can't above my bills. You ain't on bail. I can't above my bills. You ain't on a can of fucking't afford my bills! You know that I can't afford a bill with this amount of money. I'm not going to sell my shit. What? Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, We're in charge, Major. And now we're in charge of our final. We're in the social. Shhh.

Shhh. Shhh. I heard something about a bill, I think, or something. I think that he used the same voice or pretty close to it in when he does his ad reads. Play my number 11. Okay. It's just as hard to understand what he's trying to do.

I'm sure the spots are very happy that you can not understand the words that are coming out of his mouth. Imagine being that, so he emails you and says, hey, we got your copy done. Give it a listen, see if you like it. And then you gave him whatever $10,000. And this is what you get. We're going to jump back with Taint Historian, Johnny Pemberton, but first this.

Great. Boom, boom. Johnny Pemberton, but first this. Great. Bomp, bomb! I want to say thank you to D.H.M.D. Tox for supporting this episode of the D.T.F.H.D. D.Tox. It's a vitamin for people who like to enjoy their drinks. Look, the mix is terrible. I can't hear you saying. Yeah, Sam.

Hey, do you have Harry Balls? Why don't you check manscapes.com? And you know, I wish it weren't like that. But I don't know that he realizes how poorly that was mixed, because I have headphones that cost more than $5 so the bass really pops and the bass is covering up all of the words that he was saying there. I think there was some letters mixed in there.

I don't know if like maybe an area code. So this Russell Brand episode, there's these ad reads, there are these skits that don't make any sense and these got this music that comes in and it sounds like if way to the Concords weren't clever at all. I'm going to die, I'm a glove to this stranger Dirty sheets and things, let me drink and pee and poop Let me eat and scoop the poop, let me dance inside your poop Hey, it's like that out Tom Green, if Tom Green wasn't funny

Right, yes, it was like a bad Tom Green impression And I didn't understand how it fit into the show at all. It didn't, it didn't make any sense. I don't know if he has anything to do with that music. I didn't look into it. I don't care. I'm boring myself with this conversation. Yeah, this was a hard one to get through.

I've got another example. Like I said, he had Johnny Pemberton on, which is another quote unquote comedian. This is his example or another question. Question two is clip number seven. All right. Okay. Next question. Got it.

Uh, a trap peas is situated above a circus filled with gypsy women. Okay. They are all naked. Uh-huh. On the trap peas, a mime gesticulates with gypsy women. Okay. They are all naked. Uh-huh. On the trapeze, a mime gesticulates while flapping his large penis against his taint and navel.

Uh, I gotta say one thing, uh, wish I was a mime. Ha, ha, ha. Home run, call me home run. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I lost my audio. I'm not gonna be able to help you. What the fuck are you supposed to do with that? Was this pre-planned? I don't know how much time you want to spend on Duncan. I think I've got like eight clips here, but it's all real long clips. There was a whole lot of taint talk. Well, let's talk about, I also was snooing up so it was vermin supreme. Because I'm a fan of vermin supreme, so I thought maybe that'll be that'll be good right? Well it

starts off with an anecdote that Duncan tells him that I just would have left out of the show I wouldn't have said this to Vermin if I was him. When I saw you for the first time I thought that my first thought was a wizard has gotten in to this meeting. And, but then I, because I didn't see it as a boot, I saw it as a wizard's cap, and then it was later that I realized that's a boot. Now I'm not saying there's a difference between the two. So, where was the priest kind of known for wearing a boot on his head?

I don't know if everybody knows who this guy is, but he's a colorful fellow, and he wears a boot on his head. I don't know if everybody knows who this guy is, but he's a colorful fellow. And he wears a boot on his head. It's kind of his thing. And this guy goes, I thought it was a real wizard hat. I'd be like, you're dumb. Like just leave that out. Don't tell about that.

So then Duncan goes on to explain to Vermin that he's a wizard and has real magic. But you're there and somehow you get in there, you cross it. They can't, they smile. The state smiles, but then also the protesters smile. It's some kind of, I know, I've seen it. It's real magic. I mean, if any of y'all listening want to see it,

what magic looks like, I don't know of another way to put it. Well, you could call it absurdity. Would be, he's talking about these protests where Vermin will go there and he kinda makes a spectacle and you kinda get both sides going, hey, it's Vermin's a dream, what's up, buddy? And this guy's going, that's what magic looks like. So like, well no, that's what happens when you put

a ridiculous person in a large crowd. You could put bozo in there and people would stop and go, hey, check that out, bozo's here. That's kind of neat. As I said that on the episode I listened to, there was a lot of taint talk. Yeah. I think I have eight clips here and they all average

between 30 seconds in a minute, or you can just choose clip number 10, which is the taint supercut, and you could understand how many times they said it. Okay. Taint, taint, taint.cut, and you could understand how many times they said it. Okay. Taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint, taint. Yeah.

Does it get funny at a certain point? No, you're like family guy with, on family guy where they do something and you drive it into the ground, then it becomes funny? Yeah, didn't ask one of this one. No, that didn't happen. I mean, taint's just not a funny word after junior high. It's not big that funny. Contrary, Monfrayer.

Oh, okay. Okay. Clip number eight proves that Taint is funny. Okay. You said Taint. So you Taint is a sexual term. Well, yeah, I think it's exclusively sexual. Not to me.

Well, I say perineum when I'm at the doctor's office. Well, I don't have your kind of insurance. My doctor says, it's a teen. Well, you got a pain-cruxle. I'm gonna cross the fuck. My doctor's like, let me see your tank. All right, get the bridges off.

Let's take a look at your tank. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you've been biking a lot. I can tell. Yeah. I'm not sure why that area needs to be inspected in the first place. You know, I didn't even think of that. I just know that I hate this guy. That's the only thing I thought of through this whole episode. After all this philosophical talk, that's the funniest part. That's the biggest laugh I heard on that show. Yeah, they actually laughed at something. Yeah's the biggest laugh I heard on that show. Yeah, they actually laughed at something.

Yeah. So getting back real quick to Vermin's Supreme and how he's convinced that this guy is magic because he's able to calm protesters down, he then says this, which tells me, I don't think this guy understands what magic is at all. When I see a politician, I also think to myself, well, that's some form of magic there too.

Politicians are also, I should put a good boot on your head as magic. If you win officer magic and then he goes out to talk about how crazy it is when Vermin Supreme who is a wizard battles a politician who has magic. And when I see you show up then I start thinking well there's some kind of wizard battle happening here you've decided to show up and

by the way this is not like a tongue-in-cheek like we're all having fun with this type of thing like vermin's answering all of these questions very seriously and in all fairness he has stoned out of his fucking gory fair enough but I thought this was so funny because I don't know anyone knows, Vermin, the guy's a level had a dude, but he looks ridiculous. And Duncan tries to go down this road

that the government is a demonic force. And I am so proud of Vermin for the way he answered this question. Is it a demonic force? Do you play around with the idea that that bureaucratic system is a kind of con it a demonic force? Do you play around with the idea that that bureaucratic system is a kind of congealed demonic force? I don't think so.

I hate to say, we'll just talk about demons as if though they are real. That's such a great answer. Yeah, I don't think that because demons aren't real, you fucking moron. That's why I don't think that because demons aren't real, you fucking morons! That's why I don't think that. It's the government of demon? No!

Ha ha ha, stupid idiots. Of course not. All right, real last thing I wanna play from this vermin one is, this could be cringe of the week. I don't think Duncan's good at interviewing people. This is episode number 416 that we're talking about. I've been doing this a long time

with a lot of different guests and there's just the flow of the conversation just as not there. Right. Just that contrast is ridiculous. Do you have you ever reflected? Sorry. Oh no, it's okay. I guess that's the fact that. It's okay. I guess that's the fact that I'm a Dan artist Wow Well done guys go ahead and clean up in post if you want or or don't or just leave it in there Let me pull out and put that my gel whichever whichever you prefer just keep collecting that fat patreon cash Jesus the guys doing well for himself?

We can all agree on that. He's got a lot of sponsors. There's ad reads throughout the show. In fact, that Russell Brand won, I told you, he's doing ad reads. The first 15 minutes of the show is mostly ad reads. He finally talks to Russell Brande and then eight minutes later,

he's back into an ad read again. And not that I need to hear this riveting conversation about spirituality and souls between Russell and Duncan, but for Christ's sake, man, put a little bit of content around the advertising a little bit. It was very similar to that, uh, Bubba the Love Sponge, we did a while back. Yes. Every eight minutes there was another ad read.

Speaking of that, why you just reminded me, somebody told me Bubba had Brent Hattley on the show recently. Oh, I bet that was a great listen. I gotta check that out. God damn it, I forgot all about that. I see in your subreddit that somebody suggested you revisit Brent Hattley. I'd like to be a part of that if you decide to do it.

Okay, I think that was why. I think that was in the subreddit, somebody mentioned that I need to revisit them because of that. See, the problem with Brent is that he's behind a paywall and that he's super pouring. I can't stand a show or his fat life. That's the only problem with Brent.

Okay, I guess I've kind of given all my takes. Oh, that's the other thing I wanted to talk about. So I went ahead and checked out the Midnight Gospel, which is the Netflix show that kind of developed from this podcast. Are you familiar with the Midnight Gospel at all, Doug? Just in my reading from getting ready for this. Okay, so I went ahead and watched an episode.

It's a cartoon and it's kind of similar to the Ricky Gervais show that you should be on, where they would record the audio like a podcast and then they'd animate it after the fact. It's a little different because they add an additional dialogue to make the action that's going on on the screen make sense. So for example, the episode that I watched, he's an alien and he chooses different simulations to go through so that he can interview people in different worlds and he goes and he meets the president of

I'm tuning out of you I know I'm trying to explain it as quickly as a sickly as I got dog So he goes to this this different version of earth he meets the president the president happens to be Dr. Drew Penske This different version of Earth, he meets the president. The president happens to be Dr. Drew Penske. They have a conversation about drugs and different types of medication that people go, why should you talk to Dr. Drew about? While Dr. Drew, who's the president, is shooting at zombies.

They're murdering zombies because there's been a zombie takeover this version of Earth. Well, they have a conversation about drugs. I found it entertaining. I was gonna say the shout out range though. Are you entertaining? It was pretty good.

Yeah, I like that. I like that. It was so ridiculous. It was like, how do we shoehorn this podcast into a cartoon? And they found the most ridiculous way possible to do it. But I didn't mind it. I started to watch the second episode, which seemed to be the pilot. Because in the second episode, where they kind of set up why everything's happening, the way it's happening, that one kind of sucked and I stopped mind it. I started to watch the second episode, which seemed to be the pilot, because in the second episode, it was where they kind of set up

why everything's happening, the way it's happening. That one kind of sucked, and I stopped watching it, which I see why they didn't make that episode won. But anyway, my point is, check it out. It's actually not that bad. And you know what? This is funny too. Doug, I'm gonna be out to you.

I don't dislike Duncan. There's something about him that's charming and interesting. His show is terrible. He can't interview people He has nothing interesting to say. He thinks he's deep. He's not But I think he's a funny guy or sorry. There's something there, right? Am I wrong about this? Yes, where did you where did you pick that up from because I watch? I listen to his podcast. I watched his stand-up comedy. I seen a couple videos on YouTube You described his Netflix

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What type of cheese do they use in Germany when we talk about a grilled cheese? Is this American cheese? Cause we use American cheese here. Anyone? Go cheese, I'm sure. Probably go cheese. No, that fucking guy.

That creep. So. So. So you sold me Carl, I'm gonna take you up on your offer and get some of that coffee. Yeah, definitely check it out. You will enjoy it, I promise you, sir. You know what it's time for. Gringe of the week, Gringe of the week.

This is where you're listening to other podcasts besides WHDP throughout the week. Maybe ones that you enjoy. You probably don't have the same lifestyle that I do. You listen to shows that you hate and then scream at your wife for an hour. You probably don't live that life. You probably instead pick shows that you enjoy, listen to them and then every now and then something happens on a show and you go, what the fuck is going on right now? It's very cringe-worthy and you say, Carl, you should check out this podcast at this time because it sucks.

And this week we're revisiting a podcast, my wife hates me featuring everybody, Rich Voss. And once again, Rich Voss is a fucking moron. You know, Quid Pro Crow. Quid Pro, excuse me. Quid Pro, I don't know that. Is that Len? Quid Polco.

Quid Len is it? No, I don't know. I don't know that. Is that Len? Quit Polk-ho. Quit, let us in. No, I don't know. I don't know because I'm not... Quit Pro Quo. Oh, wait. Quit Polk-ho. What is that? Quit, when you do someone a favor and they do somebody a favor back to you. It's called what?

Quit Pro Quo. Quit Pro Quo. It seems like you're saying it differently every time. I forget it's Quit. Quid pro. You're saying it differently every time. I forget it's quid pro. Quid pro. I think I know some quid pro hose. Yeah.

Quid pro. Oh, quid pro crow. No, quid pro pro. I think that's a quid pro operating system. Quid pro crow. Quid. What the fuck is it? Quil, I've heard. Yeah, qu fuck is it? Quail I've heard. Yeah, quit pro, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote Who has a harder time pronouncing words him or stuttering John? That's a good question. Imagine those two that should be the next beer at a balcony. Get stuttering John and Rich Boss to try to have a coherent conversation.

I wonder how long that would last. Be like listening to two autistic victims of head trauma trying to have a conversation with each other. Speaking of stuttering, oh thanks for Shire for setting that in. Speaking of stuttering John, AJ Ben for setting that in speaking of stuttering John AJ Benza put out an episode of his podcast just yesterday and he went off on John and this is fantastic This was set to be by Ryan from the worst of the best podcast also Anthony from Miami sent it to me I saw in a couple other places. It's amazing. It's all somebody pro just put in our dis I'm sorry. I keep getting distracted But pro just put in our diss I'm sorry I keep indistracted but pro just put in our discord my wife hates me Patreon the number of patrons they have and when we reviewed them and then the decline of people who will pay

for that shitty show after we reviewed them it's really fucking funny they were at 115 or so not a doubt a 10. Oh, Jesus Christ. Whoops. All right, sorry, sorry. I'm usually more professional than this. This is AJ Benza, who was a recent guest on beer on the balcony with Stuttering John. And if you'll remember, we reviewed that show

and I even pointed out that AJ Benza did that move where he's like, you know, my phone's about to die here, John. I really like to hang out with him some more about any, any complaint that John took forever to get set up. And then he goes on his show. He says this and it's just, it's so spot on. It's just perfect. I'll be all white supremacists because we wanted a man who put the interests of America

first. Of course not. But this is what assholes like John Melendez, who by the way, downed a six pack of course light when he had me on his show last month. That's all they think about. I was always warned by people who knew him and worked for John, worked with him, especially Arty Lang who hates John. Whenever I do his show, they tell me, hey, stay away.

He's fucking brutal. Why are you do his show, they tell me, hey, stay away. He's, he's fucking brutal. Why are you doing his show? He's a bitter, no talent guy who thinks he wrote, wrote jokes for Howard and didn't. He didn't. Whenever he wrote, wasn't used, how it put words in his mouth and so did Benji and Fred. All those interviews when he started across multiple radio shows, those weren't his words, those were words they put in his mouth. That's the only reason why people think he's funny. He didn't write anything funny for Jay Leno and he thinks some type of famous person is going to come up and recognize John as somebody who's talented nonsense. In reality, Jay Leno only hired him to stick it to Howard's

ass because Howard used to always browse the J stole this comedy bits. So, Luring John away to be the tonight show announcer was one more way of pissing off Howard. That's what Jay Leno did. Stuttling John is unemployable. He hasn't worked since Leno and his tonight show ended. Sure, he does some comedy around different clubs across the country, but no one goes to see him headline. He's tried several different podcasts and in all of these failing efforts, all he's good for is drinking excessively and talking shit about people, mainly how it's turned.

The guy who took this stuttering mess and made him a name. So he's gonna ask Saul who needs to just wrap it up and live off his pension and call it a day. AJ Bedza. Well said. Other than that, what do you think about it? Holy shit. He pretty much summarized everything there is to know

about Stuttering John in about 120 seconds. That was well done. AJ, open invitation if you ever want to come on this show and talk more about our friend, John. I can't wait to your John's response to this. You know he's gonna be so pissed off about it. I agree with everything you said. I'm sure it'll be very.

Yeah. Magnanimous. I'm sure it'll be very articulate. Haha, of course it will be. I wrote down 12 points that I want to make. Two, one, I'm just gonna. I just got drunk All right real quick. Oh, we should probably do this What is Stuttering John been up to? One of the things that he's done recently is dyed his hair using the cheapest just for

men over the counter, CVS pharmacy product you could possibly buy it looks terrible. He's even like cold because he's really an adult now. It looks so bad. So he's pretending to be an adult. I don't know if he's in employment probably. He's going on job interviews with what the deal is. But he comments on it, trying to be self-deprecating. And remember, this is a guy who thinks he's a comedian. Listen to his comedic instincts here. Yes, Nite Owl. I did my hair with some over the counter crap and it looks like I painted it on with, you know, some bad paint. But um, he was thinking, he painted that with some bad paints. Good one. Good one. John. Oh, Doug, you've been listening to Suddory John lately, right?

Yeah, I've got a couple clips from, I think it's his most recent episode. Out of context, we'll just plow through them real quick. I number 38, I called this clip, sputtering John is a COVID super spreader. Why go to the Alamo? Does he know what happened there? Why, why does he go to tech and pick the Alamo? Does he know what happened there? Why does he go to Texas and pick the Alamo? There's so much slaver.

He got to have it. That's why he has to drink so much. He's losing most of that. He's dehydrating just by talking. Just by talking. Somebody put together a video super cut of saliva just pouring out of his mouth because he does these shows and he can't keep it in his mouth because his teeth are falling out

because he's a drug addict alcoholic and it's really funny to watch just saliva pouring like a waterfall coming out of his mouth. I can't watch it a lot. I can't watch it before dinner but it's fun. Alright what else you got, Doug? 39, he was talking to his guest about something that he tweeted. Well, I don't know if you saw what I tweeted.

I said, waiting for Joe Biden, waiting for the inauguration is like, a kid counting the days down to see Santa. Twitter has a fucking character limit. There's no way he tweeted that. You think he's more articulate as tweets? What I tweet, I don't know if you saw it, the government, if you, if you seen what, dot, dot, dot, if you seen what I did, that's not even a good joke. And the thing that he has to recount, this is another Patrick Michael thing. You should have seen this funny thing

that I wrote on social media. Like that's put it on social media, call it a day, and then when you do your podcast, come up with other things to talk about. Or, or here's another quick tip. Don't even say you tweeted it. Just use your joke again. That might work also of a sudden,

but it seems really stupid, which I'm like, you should have seen this tweet I put out, and then it's not even funny. You're like, okay, would you get four likes? Are you proud of it? What's going on right now?

All right, so my clip number 37, so it's a stupid story, but I want you to pick out the details that he put into this story that didn't need to be there. I don't know how to roll lead, and I was driving home from a gig and somebody gave me, somebody gave me a bag of weed and I just, and I just ate the weed while I was driving in my brand new Jeep. I had a five speed.

So I just ate the raw weed and I woke up next to my wife like, oh my God, my heart's racing, so it's called an ambulance. So he wanted to brag that he was driving a new Jeep. Is that what he's talking about? Five speed. Yeah, but he couldn't afford the automatic. That's fucking funny. I'm calling bullshit on the eating weed, getting you all fucked up too.

Yeah, that's not how that works. So I did some investigation, not real work. I'm fucked up too. Yeah, that's not how that works. So I did some investigation. I'm real familiar in the, I'm not real familiar in the weed culture. So I checked and it is in fact untrue that if you eat weed, you get any effects from the THC. Well, producer Chris happens to know a thing or two about it. So I'll take his word out of it as well. An older producer told me. And it's funny that that's the thing that he remembers from when he was married and lived in a big house and had a job. He's like, yeah, I was driving a new Jeep.

I drive a new Jeep. It's not that impressive. Correct. This is also really funny. He's talking to Hell Sparks about how he has a friend, quote unquote, who hasn't received their unemployment jacks in a couple of ways. By Trump holding up the stimulus checks, did that cost unemployment? Everyone's got to reapply. It depends on the state. Different states have different rules. Some of them just rubber stamped it right through. Other ones want to make it as hard for people to get unemployment

as possible. So they have a PowerPoint and a rare. That he hasn't got a check now in like two weeks. Well, I won't care about other states. Well, look out for you. Do I got to reapply or not. I got a friend there. He spits a lot when he talks. He's got roaches in his apartment and he does. So this is really funny because now after he did that, he tries to play it off and make a joke that he actually applied for unemployment twice. Notice hell's reaction to this.

He doesn't think for a second that John is making a joke. Not even for a second. But Calvin, you have to do that every week. You have to sign on on like, you know, the weekend or whenever you do it. But I don't know. I applied twice. I didn't get approved.

Well, I mean, ultimately, and if you watch, because I watched the video of this too, I applied twice. I didn't get approved. And he's like giggling like that's the joke. And how goes, ultimately. And if you watch, because I watched the video of this too, I apply toys, I think it's a broom, and he's like giggling, like that's the joke, and how he goes, yeah. And he's like, no, no, that was a joke. Anyway, what you wanna do is you wanna apply every single week when I know why you don't have employment.

And I just, I love it when John gives away what's really going on. Because the truth wants to come out. You can't, not everything out of your mouth can be a lie all the time. You know what's going on. Or saliva. Yeah, it's either a liar saliva with this guy.

Everything out of his mouth. Oh, this is funny too. John talking about someone else bragging about their success. They must be a liar. And this is again him projecting. This is the only thing that he knows. This is how he acts. He talks about how many I mean, I don't know how many tens of documented where he talks about he's got a million listeners and hundreds of thousands of downloads. And we're all looking at how many people view his videos. It's a couple thousand.

There's no way there's a hundred thousand people listening to your show, but he brags about these numbers. He doesn't actually have. And then he projects that on other podcasters. And then what his guest says at the end is also very fitting. Then he starts like, because someone said that he's a husband. And so, and then he starts going, I just want to finish this. He goes, I made 21,000 a month on my podcast

and 100,000 a year. Come on. Anybody who brags they're making that much, not making that much money. You know what I'm saying, Rich? And it's like if I was saying I'm a billionaire, I'm probably not a billionaire. You know what I mean? Yeah, well, I mean, I'm saying he's a billionaire.

It means he's broke. Hey, if you're making money on basically, you know, peddling to these frigging jackaloons on the far right because you know that that they're gonna believe anything you say. That's not something they're gonna be proud of. You know, it's like saying, look, I'm the king of the dorks. I mean, you're still a friggin' dork at the end of the day.

And this is it, I run it. Don't you think? I don't know too, I run it. And yeah, I really do think. Judd's only become a a little bit successful since he's gone totally far left and his bash Donald Trump on every single episode that he does and he gets these lunatics who come on and give him five bucks to read his their question Because they're also crazy people and this guy's going yeah, but what about those assholes at the fart right who do that like you all suck You all do suck. You're all taking advantage of people.

I was fully expecting John to do something like, you're full of shit. If you, I want to thank podcast hitman for the $2 super chat. You're full of shit. A trucker, Andy. I know the don't turn sucks. Doug, where else do you have on Stuttering John here? Just him mispronouncing a couple words.

I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. 35. As I was punching it in, I turned off the Wi-Fi, so it's cooked up to the ethernet. OK. Cooked up.

Everything's cooked up. It's like my meth lab. And number 36 is him trying to pronounce guru I saw that that were you pulled that clip from I was watching that so Apparently his internet wasn't working very well. He was clipping or it was freezing and everyone in the chat on YouTube was going It's not working. He's like that's impossible I might eat or not hooked into the internet directly into the internet directly. Fucking idiot. Alright, 36.

My technically savvy guru. GURU. Fucking second. Oh, Johnny boy. Alright, this is my favorite thing of the week from Stuttering John. So I'm gonna end this segment. And this is the fact that John has been having some issues lately where people are getting kicked out of the room or the stream as he's broadcasting on YouTube live. All of a sudden dozens of people, so he, I'll have like 350 people in there and then it's down to 289, just like that. And he's talking to Hellsparcs about this and Hellsparcs gives him the reason

why this is happening. Now, Hellsparcs has no idea what he's talking about, but John believes everything hell says. I got to ask you a question because people said and I noticed it because we went from like 560 people down to 460. People said that the chats were disabled temporarily. What is going on with YouTube? I mean, how, I mean, how could that happen? Well, here's the thing, they're checking, we're talking about the bad stuff. So I don't doubt that there's algorithmical bumps and shit like that. Yeah.

So I think they're worried that, you know, because it's hard to talk about the Q crowd and not have the algorithm running because they, you know, basically what they do is they put up whatever video is, they feed it into the algorithm and they turn on a closed caption and the closed captioning takes whatever we're saying and gets the closest thing to it. And initially, it'll red line. It'll go up. They're talking about some shit that's dangerous because they got you understand that YouTube and Facebook live and all these things in Twitter and all this stuff. They have to monitor their sites for like suicides and armed robberies that people film and. But I get that. Look, everybody's saying that

it's disabled and then it goes back on and then it's disabled. Then it's going back on. I'm trying to explain that. I was explaining that to you. No, no, no, I know you were explaining, but it has not to do with me, right? No, it has to do with either the topic or how they're viewing the algorithm, you know, at any given time because we're talking about those folks. And so they go, oh, shut the topic, like these people might be, because it's a dangerous thing.

So they'll pause it for a second. Like somebody's a human has to check. Is that, I just want to point out real quick. Hell sparks just said that speech is a dangerous thing. Fuck you, Hell sparks, you're a fucking moron. Has to check. It's basically what happened in those moments was the algorithm said, whoa, these people are saying

they're mentioning Rosanne, you know, like, and then a person went over and they watched for a minute and they're like, oh, they're talking about what an asshole those people are. Okay, that's fine. So according to Hell Sparks, this is a threat. Jesus Christ. This is a threat.

They're on YouTube live. And what they're doing is in real time, they're transcribing the audio, and then there's an algorithm that's catching specific words or phrases, you know, like pizza shop and Washington, or whatever the fuck people are talking about. And then when that happens, somebody has to walk over and I remember,

if you, there's millions of live videos going on YouTube, most of them have more viewers than Centering John but when that happens it catches something that you said someone walks over and watches the video for a little bit to Determine whether they should shut it off or not and then they determine it's okay and they keep it going How would that first of all not says but how would that explain the fact that dozens of people are gonna kicked out of The broadcast at a time What why would the algorithm be like oh we only want 78% of the people to watch that oh we got to cut this one down to 62% of the audience How does it even make any fucking sense?

Okay, so so the funny thing is you you could tell that he had no idea what he was talking about yes But John said yeah, I get all that what about me I know that was great John's just like well, yeah We all know that and then he goes well hell is this ever happened to you and hell goes no And I know the reason why this is happening we happen and you know Fucking with people. I'm not usually for but with Sudary John. It's I'm okay with it Somebody figured out a way to hack into the back door, and they're actually able to kick people off of his stream

while he's doing it. I'm in, I'm in business with this guy who's doing this. It's fucking brilliant. And when he does, he tries to time it around times when he talks about right wing things. So it makes it seem like, oh shit, I shouldn't have mentioned that. I just lost another 300 people from the stream.

And so John's like freaking out now because he thinks that YouTube is targeting him because this keeps happening to him. So here's a clip of him freaking out about people getting kicked off. Mark P got booted from the chat again. I don't know what's going on Craig. I'm having some YouTube is pissing me off man.

Cause now I just went from 360 people who are watching live now down to 308 in one second. Boom is purging my own show. I mean, it's like, this is ridiculous. Did we say anything that was? No, and who do you call to talk to? Who do you call and say, hey, is there any even a person you can call and bring this up to?

Yeah, I'm going to have to go, what are you guys doing? call and say, hey, is there any even a person you can call and bring this up to? Yeah, I'm going to have to go, what are you guys doing? You're you you are purging my show and we're not, you know, you know, we're not a show that's many. Any of the names that or words that are considered insightful, in fact, what's going to be exact opposite were condemning those that incited by one. And then YouTube is taking it out on me. I'm sick of it.

Yeah. Stupid dumbass. This is great. Because he thinks Hellsparcs is the smartest man alive. So Hellsparcs said it's true that it has to be true, which is why I decided to even explain this because we could have kept this going for a while. I don't think anyone's gonna even believe that this is what's going on.

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I've looked up that video today, Jesus Christ, I can't believe that kid was popular. And this is a parody of that. And this is CJ taking on Patrick Michael in one on one. I would like to challenge Patrick Michael one on one, I'm for court, best of all, and I'm gonna.

Yo, Todd, check it out. I accept your challenge, bro. First one to 21. Let's go. I'll drive you and Gary, dominate June sports, where you want to meet. See me on the corner. Here's some tires screeching, the sound of a motor. A power wheel chair left about to be yope. CJFee got this. I'll take a step aside.

I'm gonna give this retard a wheel to a guy. It might seem unbearable. I got some reable for this. But I'll beat you bad and best to fall. KERRY ROWS ABOUT FIRST CRIPLE JESUS. Who do we think will win the retard or cripple Jesus? Hey Pat, you ready to lose? Make your my care and be a better father than you. Start the game to balls in the air.

Todd's kids a crime, but he doesn't care. I'm like boom, boom, I put it in the hoop like slam slam. I heard your kids crying, don't laugh. Go back to the phone to podcast And that I be fat, ward up Well done, CJ and PJ I know a lot of work went into that one But that way

PJ is a fucking genius He really is He really is the man So we appreciate that very much And that brings us into a segment I didn't even want to do this week but we have to! God damn it! You don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go for the girl. Because that's absurd. And joining Doug and myself on the show

is Brandon from Shitty Song of the Week. Brandon, you there, buddy? I am. How's it going, Carl and Doug? How are you doing? It's going well, my friend. Excellent. So what we How you doing? It's going well, my friend. Excellent. So what we've been doing is Brandon's

been helping us out by introducing us to some of Patrick Michaels music, or I should say, Animal Crossing's music, and reviewing that in the same style that we would on his show, Shitty's song of the week. But we're actually going to do something a little bit different this time. Brandon, why don't you set up what you found here? Yeah, I wanted to mix things up a little bit.

So I decided to go way, way back to some early Patrick Michael shows. And this one in particular that I brought for you is an audio drama that he had written for himself. And I only know about it because he approached me and wanted me to do a voice on it. And smart, smart, I just turned him down on it. I don't know if that was smart, that would have been fucking apthic if you were on this. I don't know, but the name of the show is called Street Light Memoirs and it only lasted three episodes. I have the synopsis for you right here. If you want to hear just a quick idea of what this show was supposed to be.

Yeah, it sounds good. Hey, real quick, did you say, how long ago did he reach out to you to do this? Well, this happened not long after he got booted from the network drama city productions and right before you guys actually reviewed him. Okay, gotcha. So this is going back three years or so.

Yeah, this goes back to 2018. Okay, so before everyone piles on, remember, he was just a little kid at the age of 29 or 30. All right, so here's the synopsis for this. Have you wondered what happens in your neighborhood at night? Maybe that's not such a good idea. Just one weird neighbor and two best friends equals a recipe for sinister accusations, murder and secrecy. Each episode you will find out what's exactly happening on Advocacy Lane. So it's supposed to be like this twilight zone-ish, um, true crime kind of serial series, I guess. Yep. And I gave you the whole first episode.

I thought it'd be fun for us to just listen to it from start to finish. It kind of sets up everything that's going on in this. Essentially, what this first episode is, it's like he wrote 40 or 50 different ways to intro this show, and then put them all together and just put it out as the first episode. So I am not listening to this yet because I wanted to be surprised on the show and dog

guys see if you haven't heard this yet either right? Yeah he Brandon sent it over to me I listened to it the first couple minutes. Oh you did okay so I'm excited because this is not only Patrick Michael writing a script, but also him acting it out Yeah, absolutely. It's gonna be fun. All right, let's get it started and guys just tell me to stop it at any time if you have a comment to make Looking out the same window that I looked out of last week All right, I'm doing good start Looking out the same window that I looked out of last week Inter dialogue looking out the same window that I looked out last week is that something you think to yourself He only looked out one window per week Wednesdays but every fucking Thursday I'm looking out this window.

This is gonna take a while. It's gonna take forever. I also listen to the fucking, the first thing I picked up on is that that's writers on the store, right? The sound of something's using there? He just has a storm track in the background playing through the entire thing. Okay, sweet. The rain's rhythm So unique so necessary

Not sure is he trying to be deep the rain rhythm is unique and necessary Wow, it's guys Got a lot of good boys. I'm so fast with the rain. I'm not sure what's really what's make of this going forward. I do know that I'm not going to do it alone. I'm going to bring in as many people as I possibly can. I'm not Brandon. How many people are you going to bring in there many people as I possibly can. I gotta get to the bottom of it, I have to.

You know, not just for me, but for everybody. They gotta know. I don't know why I didn't tell them sooner. Here I am again, staring out this window. I got what's in the window last week. It's almost like deja vu. We know it last week. It's almost like deja vu Fallen you good adjust some of the pieces in that deja vu

Wait, what then it's did it's not like deja vu. Don't fuck it's like the same thing but different You know like deja vu exactly like it I feel like I've been here before but I've never been here before. It's really just like Dayjabbo. Oh my God, I can't believe he wrote this to- How many rewrites did he do? Zero? I'm gonna put it- Yeah, exactly. You know he just- It's just straight from the mind. He wrote down one pair-

It all sounds like he's trying to introduce different episodes each time he- He opened his mouth again. It's so bizarre. Yeah, I'm gonna put the over-under on rewrites on zero. Hey, job, bro. You know, Tweet gets your own perfection, but you can't. I enjoy the rain. I enjoy the season. Of course you do.

He must be an Indiana, that's where it rains. Always with the rain rain I enjoy the rain and this season it's just it's a cold rain it's a rain that doesn't bring any humid after That's not what we're here to explain good So a lot more going on more than rain. I mean there's rain Could you imagine like that's really the only thing we're here to talk about is the rain I guess many people I think he talks about So a lot more going on on the street In this city in this town in this state

Well, I didn't make any sense city town states that small big smaller bigger But there's a lot going on so a lot going on on this earth on the street in the galaxy In this village Google maps is not working this house Oh, I think something that's not what we're here to explain So a lot more going on I'm just gonna keep going through the list of things that he's not there to explain and then he's gonna run out of time.

That's exactly what happens in this house. But if I could easily just tell you, what I'm doing. You have to know, there's a purpose behind all of this. This sounds like a question Duncan Trussle would ask somebody. I was gonna say he's the Duncan Trussle of audio drama. None of it means anything, but there's a lot of words, okay, good. There's a purpose behind all of this.

There's a reason why then. And we're going to show you exactly all of that. I just want to take a step back and tell you guys a quick story. I bet anything this will not be a quick story. Is it an ad read? I want to tell you a quick story about man's cave. My pulse stuck so bad one night. And then I got the new cologne from man's cave. I should do an audio drama and read.

Can we do that? Alright, remember that idea. Because I want... Go. Step back and tell you guys a quick story. It's a story about the bulls covering the spread. I couldn't believe it. Go.

Step back and tell you guys a quick story. I'm gonna leave it. You already said that It's my aunt and my mother's side Like that matters and I feel like the way that the world is these days those relationships Are so rare Have you ever went in with your aunt is a rare because the way the world is these days? What's he talking about? Well, it's raining, Carl. That's good point. You know, it's one thing to have that close knit relationship with, you know, the closer family members. What?

Why is it? It's rare to have a close relationship with your close family members. But why is the word you know? Why is that put into the script? Is internal dialogue a stammering? Jesus Christ, nobody sucks a podcast thing. You know, the closer family members, but this was different, you know. You know, this is somebody that was really proud of what I did did supported me and wanted me to do good things. But oh so he had a close relationship

with this person because they liked him because they praised him. That's it. You're saying, isn't it? We were really close. She thought I was good at stuff. I'm like the rest of you people. She wanted me to do good things, and then she killed herself when she seen what I had become. That's it. Good things. But at the same time, she wasn't doing good things. She was hurting herself. And just being surrounded by the wrong people.

Great role model. As we all know, that usually leads to terrible things. Whoops. You want to take it over, take it then? Ha ha ha. Well, way to be vague with your story, too. It's like, I want to tell you this story about this thing that happened. I was close to my aunt and shit went down, but what?

Tell us what happened. Yeah, that's how you make a quick story quick by leaving out all of the important details. It's a quick story. Bad shit happened. Alright, move it on. I don't think that there was a script here. I think there's an outline at best. No, not even. Yeah, that's a good point. This is like any of his sentences.

That's a good point because he wouldn't be stammering the way that he is. And I'm assuming that he probably added some of it out. Maybe, I don't know. Well, I probably thought. It's just him in this first episode. There's three episodes of this. If you go on, he actually has my former co-host Red on there as well. Oh, good. And you could actually, there is a script that's written between the two of them.

So some of it is written down. I don't know about this episode though. Former co-host Red is off the show because it's internet sucks. Well, it's off the show because it's internet sucks. Well, it's not fully, it's more like what Kevin has become to the show where he's gonna be coming on every now and again to do an episode but not on a weekly basis.

It would be more like, does it have anything to do with this audio drama coming to light? No, he is aware of that, he is aware that I'm bringing this up though. He didn't think that this was actually still up on the internet. I'm actually surprised it is. He wasn't he didn't think that this was actually still up on the internet I'm actually surprised it is. I'm pretty sure Patrick Michael forgot all about it. Oh, this is great. Okay, let's get back to it. Sorry guys

They usually leads to that you know terrible things And that's what happened. I'm not 100% comfortable talking about this but better to get it out of the way now my name is Gray I'm not gonna tell you that much and man this person meant so much. Wow, it really fucking made us wait for it. I think he's collecting his thoughts. He's like, ah, my name is Gray and I like the color blue.

You know, this person meant so much to me. It really drove me to be interested in that type of mind. What I was taken away and she was taken away in a horrendous manner. What? Tell us what what happened. Just fucking tell us. And she was taken away in a horrendous manner. Nothing to be happy about. Nothing to glorify. But it's just the facts. Who suggested that they want something to be happy about? Why would you even bring them?

This person that I love is now dead. That's something to be happy about. I don't know if you guys knew that. Yeah, I did know that. What the fuck? Who's the hour- I don't know, but I think he was successful in his script. This is a drama.

He's got you at the edge of your seat. And it's compelling. I can't believe he made this. This is great. Fine, but it's just the facts. I'll Travis Deto, please. Jenny, because I have the edge of my seat. The edge of my rope

Like I said she was with people that she shouldn't have been around and drugs money those things come about Honestly guys, we we You're not even talking about that. Full disclosure, I actually don't know. No. No. By the way, most of you get wrapped up in drugs. There's a lack of money. That's the problem.

It's like, you know that, like, sorry, of all the drugs and money? No. He doesn't know anything about that. He doesn't know anything about that. That would be great. I've heard of these things. That's amazing.

What took place? Maybe his aunt's already lagged. Maybe that's what he said. Maybe that's exactly what he said. Why is a wise man with they, he is not about that life. Honestly guys, we still have not found out. What took place? Or where she is? What you really have to ask him to talk about?

Wait, when he said he lost so much, she really is lost. He's the one she is. Ha ha ha, come on! Ha ha ha ha. Well, where she is. Around 2001, they finally decided to declare her. She visited New York. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Yeah, it was around September 2001 We decided to stop looking finally decided to declare her Fully deceased One type of disease Well, she was just she was just partially deceased until 2001. What's her level of deceased in this? I'm going to need to know this from my report. She's 23% deceased.

She's 70% that's what I was going to say. Fully deceased. The only reason that did take that amount of time is it's just so difficult for some of the family to let go. Because she most definitely had a tendency to run away and like I said, hanging out with just the wrong people. So people, you know, the family consistently felt like she was still out there. Yeah, you're right He didn't write this down. He wouldn't say like I said and you know so much if this is a written script Why would this have been a written script? Why would he written this down?

As he's an artist This is internal modeling. He's like you know like I said This is internal modeling. He's like, you know, like I said. Talk to them stuff like that. It's like, it's like he had an idea of where he wanted to go, but no way of getting to it. Oh, man. All right. I think you're wrong. I think all he had is a Halloween sound effect.

And then just went with it from there. I'm totally with dog on this. Yeah. It's the window thing. It's just because you started looking at He's like I'm staring on a window That's a good idea my boyfriend's name is George class Oh, man, okay, all right Evidence later

Came about telling us that she was found pieces of her were found bones and whatnot I don't really want to get into that much detail but you guys have to know and understand that's really what we're dealing with. That's what I'm dealing with. So for the last little bit of it, he's like something happened to her. We don't know what happened. We can't find her. We don't know. She's missing and all of a sudden it turns out we did find her And she was dead the whole time. We found her bones. I don't want to get into it Don't hide it. What are we doing that? I'm not sure if she's deceased. We found some bones

So mostly so brown mush I currently live in the house that My family grew up in the one with a window It's not a huge house not a big house even but big enough Not a big house even but big enough Even as a vegetation you can't be at a big house this poor guy. I interrupt himself too It's not even a large house It's a very very very find it's 850 square feet if you must know all right

Well, there's a lot of love here That's all the matters it's a home It's not so much of a house in this home. God damn it. And it just it fits well. It's also slightly mobile. This house is a lot like my phone. I'll see you then. But big enough for me. And it just it fits well in the trailer part. With this neighborhood, the people around me, that's honestly what has made it feel more like a home. I grew up never knowing my neighbors, never talking to my neighbors. But as soon as I came to live in this house, it was almost as if everybody already knew who I was.

It's kind of fascinating. What does that do with anything? And I was, Even in his writing, he is the center of attention to wherever he goes. Everyone knew who I was when I showed up here. You have friendly neighbors. Whatever These are my toys And I like it, but there's also that sense of

No privacy You know they're always concerned with what you're doing Post that fucking window. I know! Get some points! You're at some point. Where are the people who are staring at me in the window? Because you're standing there! You're going to creep crying.

No privacy. You know, they're always concerned with what you're doing and extra cars in your driveway and all those things. And that can... What is it, the COVID times? I had a get together, my neighbors called the cops, Cuomo's past, what's he talking about? Extra cars in your driveway and all those things, and that can be bothersome to an extent. But...

Carl, have you ever had anybody come over to your house and say I noticed some extra cars in your Yeah, no usually the supermarket. I want to do a neighbor that be like hey, who's got the Dodge neon? I noticed that you're driving the other day I don't do a lot of outdoor work I'm pretty reclusive in that sense, I do stand doors. And how do you know all your neighbors? But I've seen over this time, this time period, a lot of things that I did not expect to be going on. On this street, in this neighborhood the city town state Oh my god I got it back that up I got to listen to this not laughing I'm gone on this street in this neighborhood the city town state I did not expect it. These people even.

And it's reoccurring, you guys. This is something that I've found intriguing for many reasons. The first being that this is the house, my mother, and my aunt grew up in. So a lot of these people have to have some sort of a connection. I would just think that's my assumption at this point. You could ask them. Did you know my aunt? She grew up here. No, we moved in five years ago.

Okay, I'm going to the next house. He's like, I'm assuming people know who she is. She lived here a while ago. I think to quote him, he said, I'm assuming that's my assumption. I really beg that I'll let you do that. These people have to have some sort of a connection. I would just think that's my assumption at this point.

But with everything else that I'm finding, do these late nights, early mornings, when all of us should be asleep. Things are going pulpit like all the way. And I don't know where to begin. That's the end of it right there. All of that for things are going bump in the night. Yeah, but he had the creepy voice added on to it. That was the big reveal. Jesus. If you can jump back to where he did that creepy voice, I think he did that in real time.

Okay. Because he was so proud that in real time. Okay. Because he was so proud that he hit it, he didn't know where to go next. That's good. That's good. When all of us should be asleep, things are going bumping. Look, look, look, look, look, look.

And, and I don't know where to begin. Yeah, I think that was actually real. That part is just like, and now what? Now what I do, I hit the bump of the knife thing. Shit. I didn't think of anything else to talk about. He was so excited over, he lost his train of thought.

Uh, it's poor Antho. I have a feeling that she's not going to make it through this one. What was I'm finding her bones and stuff? You could lose a few bones. Oh boy. Well, Brandon, that was exciting. I want to hear parts two and three. Yeah, we could definitely dive into it. Maybe you can do it for a bonus episode or something. No, you're making a lot of sense right now. That's how you tease people for the Patreon. Well done, my friend. If you subscribe and who are these podcasts, Patreon, Supercast, you can hear parts two and three of our fan Patrick Michael and his amazing story or drama or whatever this thing

is serial, whatever you want to call this thing that he's doing. The exciting conclusion. Yes, the exciting conclusion with featuring Red. Who else is in this, you know? It's just those two. The exciting conclusion. Yeah, the exciting conclusion with featuring Rad. Who else is in this, you know? It's just those two. Oh, yeah. The second episode is done. The same style as the first, but it's Rad doing it for about five minutes, and then

the third episode, they both chime in together. So did Rad get a script? Yes. Okay, so we did write a script for Rad. Yeah. Cool. All right. Brandon, if you want to hang out, we got to get into this? Yes. Okay, so he did write a script for a red. Yeah. Cool. Alright, uh, Brandon, if you want to hang out, we got to get into this Patrick Michael stuff. I didn't want to talk about him. I'm trying to like cut back on the Patrick Michael stuff, because I think he's losing his mind. But then he put out like four or five brief cases

in a row where he's pissing everybody. And I have to pull clips. I, I scaled back from where I would have been normally, but I have to pull clips of I scaled back from where I would have been normally, but I have to pull clips of this shit. It's just insane. It's too funny to not talk about. I have a bunch of Patrick Michael stuff that I want to get to too if that's okay. Of course, of course we have plenty of time.

The Bill's game isn't for another six hours. So we can get through all of this. I'm going to start off with, I think this is some of the people we're picking up on. Patrick Michael has invented a new word that we should all be using. Now, the background on this is, we had a guy

that we covered a couple of weeks ago who sent a message or maybe commented on a post or sent a DM on one of those things on Instagram. And Patrick Michael got very upset, called him a lot of names, made fun of him, made fun of his family and his wife. So then the guy's wife reaches out to him and he had to stop what he was doing. Because I don't know if she sent him a DM

or just commented on a post, he had to stop what he was doing and record a podcast to go after this guy's wife. I know what you're gonna play. I have the setup for it is my number 16. Oh, okay, let's do that then. Let's see if this setup. And, uh, truth is, I just wanted to do this.

I literally stopped recording and I actually stopped editing another episode. Yeah. So I could come in here and have a little chat with one of our many fans. Yes, all right. So this is how fired up he is. Ready to go.

I'm simply gonna do a podcast for you because obviously that's what you want. Obviously, that's what you want. I mean, you're a sorry little cunt. We'll call you a scunt. Okay, so Mrs. Scunt, she comes and leaves a direct message. I stopped editing, came here and said, hey, we're gonna address you. Because apparently you think that you have any place to talk.

And with somebody with that much shit in their mouth, shouldn't say anything, okay? I'd avoid talking as much as you possibly could because you're saving nobody. You're doing nothing to nobody. You have nothing to offer. Your shit talking isn't even clever. You're saying the exact same thing you've heard everybody else say.

Then why is it affecting you so much? If she sucks and her shit talking sucks, why did you have to run from your room where you were editing and then broadcast to this person for somewhere in the range of 20 minutes to explain to her how shitty she is? That's because... Even if you want to respond to this,

why wouldn't you take a minute to gather your thoughts, try to think of a compelling argument that you'd want to say to this in response. I think you thought of scunt and he was like, we're good. I got a show. Let's go. There you go. So I think my clip number 19 answers your question on why he would do this. And also, if you haven't noticed, this is my job. My job is destroying you fucking cowards. Oh, I didn't realize that. I thought he was a stay at home father. You know that his job was destroying cowards. Very noble. And good news. Not only is that his job, but he's doing a great job of it. The same people that

are talking this shit are never doing better than me in any way, in any way, so you can sit there and say, get a real job, but the truth is folks, regardless of what you have to say, I'm doing better than you. That's it. I'm already doing better than you. I'm winning. I'm winning.

I'm winning. I'm winning. So he has, he's, he's, he's had many times. He doesn't know anything about these people. They send them from these accounts that they create that are anonymous. He doesn't know who they are. He don't have pictures, but he does know one thing for sure. Even though he's at the lowest wrong of humanity,

where he is a stay-at-home father who pretends to be a broadcaster and makes zero money doing it. He knows he's doing better in life than these people who are goofy at him. Shocking. It's a pre-boistress claim. That's what I was thinking, though. I wouldn't necessarily assume that, but all right, whatever. It's a good juxtaposition of the downward spiral from him being calm looking out the window, watching the rain

to what we have now. I know. This is what the last three years has created. Poor guy. Boy, but this is the last last three years has created for guy Boy, but this is the last time he's gonna respond. Okay, because any other shit talking from this point forward You get no response. You know why because I already said come see me right if you want to talk shit just fight him That's what it comes down to we can talk no shit on the internet That's not what the internet is for. The internet is for Friday or people live so you can go to their house and fight them. He said that comes see me

argument so many times now. I get the feeling we're going to hear it again. Yeah, I know exactly how many times he's like, he's like, I'm not going to respond to you. And then he puts out four episodes in a row. There are nothing but responses to people. He must be loving this, right? Individual episodes to each person. Yes. That is keep talking him. Yes.

In prompt two episodes, not even something that he planned, just to spur the moment shift fest. He doesn't even wanna be doing it. He admits in one of these episodes, he feels obligated to do the, these are all from the briefcase, these cuss were playing.

He feels obligated to do this show now, he doesn't even wanna do the, these are all from the briefcase, these cuss were playing. He feels obligated to do this show now, he doesn't even want to do it. We're here at the briefcase, and I'm annoyed by it. I'm annoyed by it. I'm annoyed by now feeling obligated. You know, because in the beginning, I made a lot of arguments about, yeah, I owe you nothing.

I can just do it. You know, I do it whenever I feel, and that's what it is. I'm not really sure why I decided to record this. I guess it's because I have a pretty solid following. Well, I mean, you gotta record episodes when you get the listenership the Patrick Michael has. I understand how he feels. I feel the need to get our new episodes out every Sunday. So I know what he's talking about there. He doesn't want to do it though. I enjoy doing this. He doesn't want to do it.

But the people demand it. Tell me, what am I missing here, buddy? All right, clip number 18 is him in the middle of his downward spiral when he starts screaming and it starts kind of transitioning to or ranting transition to singing. So how funny is it that you think you're talking shit to me? And it wasn't me, but you still get an episode.

That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. I wish I was you. And you wish you were me. That's fucking awesome. No. Wow. Can't you just picture him doing that,

putting lipstick on on top of a water tower? Yes. Oh boy. So there's this thing where when people make fun of them, they make fun of the fact that he's poor. And the reason why people assume this is, hey, he doesn't have a job, which is where a lot of people get money from.

And B, he seems to buy really shitty stuff. Like he's super stoked about five below and Walmart and stuff. So he wants to let people know that this is not the case and he can prove it. They're always talking about money and my internet access. It's so weird, like they think my internet's so bad. My content is so bad.

I have no money. And yet somehow I'm always talking about new headphones, new microphones, new equipment, new podcasts, all the shit. Food every other day. And I think that's just because they're dumb. And I would imagine that they were dumb anyways, but this is just proving that you're dumb

for the simple fact that you should know we can make money from podcasting now. Yes. People that make your dot FM. So this is what's funny about this is that he's like, you guys are dumb. I'm making money from podcasting. I have been to know a lot about making money

from podcasting and I understand all the different avenues for revenue generation He's not even doing the anchor down if I'm reads anymore So he's not making the point zero one five cents every time someone downloads an episode And he has 17 people supportive on patreon. I'm guessing averaging five bucks So 17 times five is how much money he's making from podcasting per month. And you know he wants to make a lot of money. He just bought another set of five dollar headphones. In fact, he posted out his Instagram his wall of headphones. There are 15 pairs of headphones. I'm the poster cover to all. Did you guys see that, my kids? I'm black on all this all a social media

for someone to someone posted it in our sub-raddit and it's the fucking funniest thing because why would you ever need 15 pairs of shitty headphones? What would you do with them? Just wait for each one to break and then use the next one, I guess. It's looking the way. I love his logic though. I mean, I'm not you guys make fun of me for being poor and I'm not poor because I buy new things. I don't prove that. From wish.com. You guys make fun of me for being poor and I'm not poor because I buy new things From wish.com

So this is him again talking about how it's not his fiance's money So to think for some reason I'm using all of my fiance's money somehow you obviously don't know shit, okay? So shut your fucking mouth Otherwise come get punched, dude. Come get punched in the fucking face. Come get punched. I'm telling that shit to my face like a grown man. You can't spell finance here without fiance. I love the fight talk, though.

It's obviously getting to him. You can't be like, dude, stop talking about I don't have any money. Oh, fucking beat your ass, you know? If someone said to be like, Carl, you're poor, but, well, it's actually not your last one ever But when you say it to him, you like wants to fight you like I think that maybe there's something some truth to this Why you're gonna? Yeah, I'm going bullshit. I think Carly's giving him a weekly headphone allowance

You bought two pairs of headphones this week next week. You're not getting any allowance. You're out of control right now What else you got, Doug? So, play, play number 20. This is your episode, bitch. Except it. Enjoy it. Love it. Because you mean nothing. You mean nothing? And I'll do seven, eight minutes on you.

I'll do seven or eight minutes on you. And I've never talked to you or anything. Because I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit. I make none of this for you I don't know if you know this about him or not, but he contradictions himself every once in a while Everyone's in a while. Yeah, so my clip 21 is the first sentence from that rant and the last sentence of that rant This is your episode bitch. I make none of this for you This is your episode, bitch. I make none of this for you. Yes. It sums it up perfectly. He really does think that, and he said this multiple times, that when

he puts these episodes out, that it really hurts people. Like, he digs at them so hard that they can't recover from it. He's such a good shit talker, and he says it again, and he explains how cutting he is. So how does it feel when I say that you're probably fucking your wife who is also your sister? Okay, does that feel good? How about when I say your mom sucks dick? You know, your mom's a whore. How do you feel about that? Is that suck? Does that sting? Sure does.

So find something else to do, man. Because I'm gonna go cutting. I'm going right to the fucking core. I know nothing about you. You've never shown your face This is what's so funny about that. He thinks that someone would be upset about that. If a stranger told me I'm fucking my sister I would not be upset about that. I mean the way you were I might think it's funny But that's so silly. He's like I bet you didn't like that did you and you know what else you smell bad Yeah, you didn't like that one. you? And you know what else? You smell bad. Yeah, you didn't like that one. No, it's fine. Nobody cares.

He likenes himself to when Eminem drops a diss track. Like, Eminem dropped a diss track, took out Jau Rul from the rap game. He thinks he's doing the same thing to podcasters. It's an interesting world that he lives in. And on an interesting street lives in an interesting city. This broad really got to him because he interrupted his editing process. What did he process?

Oh boy. Okay, so again with the contradictions you were just talking about, Doug. Yeah, he says in this episode, he doesn't even want people listening to his show, which he has said multiple times. I've already said I don't give a shit if you listen to the podcast anyways. I'd prefer if nobody did. I could give a fuck about downloads, about plays, any of that shit, about reviews. Do I ever ask for any of that?

So first off, didn't he just say that he makes money from podcasting? Don't you need people to download a listen to your show in order to make any money from podcasting where he doesn't care. The very next episode, he comes on and tells people to listen to every single episode of the briefcase. And I'll say this again, if you haven't already listened to the other episodes, go back, listen to the first episode, come here and listen all the way through, you know, there are 10-12 minute episodes, they're not long episodes. And as you listen, you can actually get a proper feel as to who I am and the views of this podcast and what I'm talking about. So, and also, the other thing you always said when people are talking shit about, it's like you don't even know me. You think you know who I am because you listen to the podcast, right there, you just said,

listen to every episode, you'll get a sense of who I am and what this is all about. Like, yes, that's why we think we know about you, Patrick Michael. We've listened to you, Ramble on, for hours and hours, and you say everything. So we know, we know what's going on. He would have been a great cop. If you've seen all of them videos on social media of black people, unarmed black guys getting shot by cops,

they all give directions like him. Start, walk this way, Don't move. Get on the ground. Stand up. Put your hands in the air. Don't move your hands. What are you doing? Yeah. It's it's hard to follow his logic, but he has decided that there's two things you can do after you talk shit about him. Fuck me or fight me, bro. Fuck me or fight me bro. Fuck me or fight me. That's what it is. Fuck him, I'll do both. Fuck me or fight me. Which order though? That's what I want to know. Same time. So this is great because this is where Animal Crossing comes out. This is at the end of this episode where he's all fired up. So he's the options are fuck me or fight me and

This is where he starts singing that new chorus he came up with me That's what it is fuck me. Oh fight me Look me off like me That's what it is Okay, do you understand? There's a demon in me, son. Go ahead, come meet him. Somebody's gotta put that to music.

That's like, I'm pretty sure it's already been done. I'm sure that behind in he's good to go. Someone's gotta write a ref for that. Doug, I'm gonna let you get back to playing your clip, but first I have to show you how bad Patrick Michael is at marketing. He's putting out all these brand new podcasts recently. He's got this new one with his sister.

I think a sister and maybe Carly, that's everything but the kitchen sink and they have a Patreon, you can go to patreon.com slash the sink They have zero patrons on there. They always will and He explained this other show they had he doesn't even know what it's called or how you spell it or how you might even find it And you can find that wherever you find this podcast and it's simply called Valium's reactions Or just valiums or or VLMS I think

Yeah, I don't know I've changed it so often, but you'll be able to find it You'll know it's me either way something in the name has to do with the volume or volumes. I don't know What's a boxy talking about it's supposed to be so easy to find. Yeah, it's supposed to be this music review show or is that the one where he's watching music videos and talking like you do an abuse and butt at thing? But yeah, and it's spelled fucking volume. It's spelled volumes, right?

Yes. Why does he say volumes? He doesn't want to be found. He's so terrible. He's so bad at this. All right, so I can tie in what you just played to some place that I want to get to. In, I think it was the briefcase. I don't know. He was talking about play my number 24. Supporting the podcast as always support them. The way you support us. Support bullshit and booze. The way you support us, support Bullshit and Booz, the way you support us. No, this was the briefcase. He had a get a guess done for the first time ever. Bullshit and Booz.

Okay. So he was he's talking about this Bullshit and Booz podcast. Yeah. So I have you listened to them? No, I haven't listened to Bullshit and Booz. You're about to. Oh, if you I'm not joking when I say this, this took me forever. But if you want to find them, it's as simple as typing BULL as octo Thorpe exclamation

point P ampersand B zero zero or B O O Z E. That's easy, huh? Who wouldn't find that shell? So the beer and booze or beer and bullshit, whatever the fuck it's called, it's two white guys in a black. So if you play my number 25, it's the intro. All right. But we're still here.

Yeah, it's time for the motherfucking boo shit and booze podcasts. I am the man with a dick for a nose, the dick nose. And with me as always, my buddy is the Deacon. What's up, buddy? But with him is always, is the fucking shot master. And we missed you. Wayne Seen used his fucking 2020 bitch for you.

Yeah. Yeah. Mission show is 2020. What am I listening to, Doug? This is the podcast that Patrick Michael asked you to, um, support, like you support him. And that's what we're gonna fucking do. Cause I listened to it. And we're gonna listen to it. Okay. What's the point of this show? What's the premise? What are they trying to accomplish? What did you,

what did you figure out? It's the guy with the dick for a nose, dick nose. Yeah. I picked up on that, yeah. Okay, that's a fucking point. There's no point to this. It's fucking stupid. Number 20, Snicks, is how you know it's going to be a good show. This is not good. Before we go over New Year's and all that bullshit. Let's get a let's get it going

My goodness has been so long ain't done that since 2020 now was 2021 Yes, Lord yeah, so then podcasts is named correctly. It really is bullshit ad booze So I correctly. It really is bullshit. I'm not going to play anything from the first hour of the episode, but the black guy started getting into racial theory. Okay. So number 27 is a good idea of what these fucktards attribute to racial theory. I don't know, man. I know like, I've heard like a lot of famous black people say, like, you know, it's the white man holding us down and for the longest time, I fucking shook that shit off. But after like paying attention to like movies and shit

and actually just paying attention to history, like it really could be like that. Yeah. After paying attention to movies. Yeah. Like it really could be like that. Yeah. After paying attention to movies, oh yeah, history also. I forgot. I was watching about movies, but also there's like this history.

Did you know about slavery? Have you ever heard about that? That's a thing in history. I mean, I really paid attention to clerks too. And it is the right people. She's a scryst. That's the first thing he thought of. I know this.

Can I watch movies? I thought 28 is the black guy on there. You got to pay close attention to what he's saying. It's how white people view black people and how he doesn't act hood. I think is what he said when he's around white people because he doesn't want them to think that he's one of them mean black people. I don't want them to think, oh, there's just another hood boy. So I cleaned it up and I fixed it. But that's fucked up because he shouldn't have to.

I shouldn't have to, but people already describe and already see that-American and this is just another hood boy so they see that and they and you know I go dressed up to court and this haha no that's so fucking like I was thinking of so as he was talking about that all I was thinking was when you go to a job interview you present yourself in a certain way

the way that I talked the way that I address the job interview is very different than when we're hanging out on a Friday and having dinner in a couple drinks this guy's thing is a court yeah you better fucking act different a court asshole I do do it's a good idea that that's all I got from that show that's hilarious poor guy you shouldn't have to act any differently yeah well you know this I got from that show. That's hilarious. Poor guy. You shouldn't have to act any differently. Yeah, well, you know, this judge,

I guess he's got a thing for, you know, people commit a bunch of crimes and don't care about it. This judge is racist. Yeah, one of the stupid racist judge. I have a couple short clips from everything, but the kitchen sink, the podcast, the Patrick Michael, and listen to that, yeah. Okay. All right, so to that yet. Okay.

All right, so number 30 is the intro. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Everything But The Kitchen Sink and today, everything but the kitchen sink. Is it echoing on your end? No, no, you're echoing. That's not, not. Yeah.

It's crackin' on you. Yeah. Just crack it up. This is how we do it. All right, I just want to make fucking around. Wow, it does not take much to entertain this guy. No, it also doesn't take much to entertain me. Play 31. Ha, ha, ha. This is how we do it.

Yeah. He's actually a key almost. He's not even a key out of his own songs. And on that one, he's a key. Wow. Pulling back to curtain a little bit, Carl. I had myself laughing so hard playing that last night. That's well done by Fred. So what's the deal with this kitchen sink? Like what is this show about? I think it's, I think it's supposed to be a true crime.

No. Okay. So he fuck, this is all confusing. He got the trial of HBO Max that did trial period. The free, yes, the free HBO Max, the guy who has all this money, don't make fun of him, I have everybody, I can't afford HBO Max, yes, I got it. He binge watched a bunch of documentaries and then now this, that's the genesis of this podcast.

He's gonna talk about the documentaries. Okay. So number 34, I think is him explaining. How does he find time to be a parent? I wonder if all this podcast thing and binge watching. It's really crazy. He doesn't. Oh, okay, I was gonna say,

I thought he was like super human or something But the first thing I want to talk about is I want to hit on a couple of these documentaries that I've been seeing these true crime things I've been seeing and watching and absorbing and let you in and Maybe you'll watch them even though it is kind of a pain in the asset cost money or get the seven a trial for free But anyways HBL max guys it's killing it. They got some great content and I'm not gonna pay for it I'm already paying for Netflix This is my people think you're poor What's the mystery no eight cart you should really check out this service. They got some great shit over there

I'm not gonna pay for it, but you should check it out I'm telling it over there, but I wouldn't pay for it How about this? Stop buying headphones for a couple of months, and then you can watch HBO Max, your heart still lights. Just hanging on your wall, you have 15 months of HBO Max. Yes. I got it.

And then my last clip is 32. I called this clip, the host of everything, but the kitchen sink talks about the success of the podcast called the briefcase and how that should translate into success for the podcast called Do You Party? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Why it's just me going hey man, damn I know why Ask me because we advertise you every He doesn't know why this fucking guy. I'm getting hundreds of plays a day. I don't know why

It's just me going hey man dancing is pointless right like that's not a skill I'm not talking to anyone. I'm talking to myself saying this shit. So it doesn't make any sense that it's successful. So what he's saying doesn't pair at all because if I can be successful doing a podcast by myself, how can I not be successful doing a podcast interviewing people about party? No, no, basically. It's like your argument falls on itself, dude. It doesn't make any sense. First off, I want to ask him what he thinks successes. Hundreds a day. I'm so successful. I'm so successful. Well, Carl, if you remember back to that delvin interview,

you did ask him what success looks like. And his exact response was, and I quote, I don't know. Thank you for reminding me about that, Brandon, I forgot. Because I did something I'm very curious of what his end game is. I don't think he can even visualize what he wants to accomplish. So he's talking to this guy who lives in Texas

and this episode of the briefcase is all about how Joe Rogan moved to Texas from LA and now everyone's following him to Texas. And he makes, he tries to make a joke. He's trying to impress the sky from the Bullshit and Booze podcast. You know, around Texas, we don't really like to go speed limit. We go 10 to 15 to 20 over. Yeah.

And if you go speed limit, you're grandma. Well, see, here's where I'd make the joke. And for the A typical person that doesn't know anything about Texas and be like, I mean, it's probably easier when you're riding a horse, right? I liked it. Ha-ha. Ooh.

That was rough. Even the way he puts the music in there, it showed how flat that joke was and how it landed and nobody reacted to it. And he's like, you know, cause Texas, or Texas. I feel like he needs someone standing behind him ready to give him a rim shot every time

that he does one of these shitty jokes. Someone's gonna tell somebody they're supposed to be laughing. That's for sure. All right, so this is him talking about how these people are all moving to Texas and it's fucked up because comedians will be their own person and they're just following Joe Rogan. This show, the briefcase is always meant to take the odd angle, the, you know, where I find the humor

and I find the humor in the fact that comedians have always praised themselves of being having their own thoughts, right? That's the concept of comedy being able to have this thought. Yeah. Indians have always praised themselves of being having their own thoughts, right? That's the concept of comedy being able to have this thought. Yeah, maybe somebody else has had, but it wasn't willing to say it. And now they're like, I'm just going to Joe's there. So so he's pissed the comedians are leaving LA. He's like, this is, this is how you became a big community.

You went to LA, you went to the comedy store, dummy, California sucks now. Gavin Newsom has shut down all entertainment. You can't go out and get food. You can't go to a comedy club. So people are fucking leaving. I do not know this. I think there's a lot of conversations happening in California where people are sitting across

the dining room table from their spiles saying, well, you know Joe's moving to Texas, right? I think maybe we should probably go to Texas. Do you think that's why Elon Musk just moved out of California with Texas because Joe Rogan did it? Well, if Joe did it, then I guess I probably should fuck running this company. That's what I get out of the JRE a few more times. But what I love about this is that it gives him the opportunity to talk about

comedians as if he's in the group and listen to him and he's talking about big names here and listen to him use words like us. Guys, you're supposed to be individuals. I thought that was the idea. We are comedians. We don't do the same jokes. We're hardly the same in any aspects other than the fact that we have a funny bone. Okay, we write jokes outside of that or or other people, you know, and even

the styles of comedy aren't the same where it's like, oh, it makes sense for Killtoni to leave California and go to Texas. It's like, it doesn't make any sense. You should be there. Oh, Patrick, you're not a good. Two more clips real quick. I know I said I was trying not to clip a lot, but there was just too much going on. He gives advice on podcasting

that this clip pisses me off more than anything else in the world. Because that's the trick. The trick is learning how to edit. If you don't know how to edit, this is all the waste, man. You know, just because you know how to plug in a microphone, it doesn't guarantee that the podcast quality's gonna be worth a day. What the fuck is this guy editing?

What's he talking about? You guys know you were pulling clips from this shit? It's way too quiet! I want to hear what he thought was too stupid to make the fucking... Does any of these shows? Yeah, there's a number of things when it comes to editing that he does wrong. So, first off, obviously leaving things in that he shouldn't. But secondly, the audio levels are so different when the show starts and he's doing his anchor read,

it's as loud as it's supposed to be. And then it quits down 12 to 15 dBs for the entire show, and then he places shitty metal music at the end, and that's fucking cranked up way. It's like when you watch television and the commercials come out of their way louder than everything else And you want to fucking murder your wife and maybe she deserves it But either way, it's not the right reaction to commercials being loud That's how I feel when I'm listening to a show and then he gets out of his the balls to say you got to learn how to add it guys If you want to become a podcaster that's the. Maybe you can say funny things to do on microphone,

but you gotta learn how to add it. You know it doesn't edit their podcast? Professional podcasters. Somebody edits it for them. They're just funny. Adam Crowley's spending all night editing his podcast. Haha, fucking idiot.

All right, last thing I wanna play, I'm just gonna leave this here for everybody. I hate this shit, but I'm back. I decided to start using Twitter again. So some of my stuff is there. It's no Cheeto Santino on Twitter. Check it out. He's running out of words. So I wouldn't check out his Twitter.

I'm already blocked. I was pre-blocked from his new Twitter account. Damn it. Brandon, thanks again for coming on, buddy. What's going on with Shitty Song of the Week? And oh, you had Pat O'Connor recently, didn't you? No, not Pat. We just had, in this episode, we just had the nice Doug

from good time, great movies came out. That's right. We broke down two terrible theme songs from movies, which was an interesting change of pace for the show. But yeah, you guys can check us out on Twitter over at Shitty Song Pod, send us some song suggestions and new episodes come out every Friday. Awesome. Check out Shitty Song of the Week with Brandon.

And yeah, Doug from Good Times, great movies coming out on WTP next week. So he's making the rounds right now. Always fun to talk to. All right, Brandon. Thanks so much for coming out, buddy. Not a problem. Talk to you. All right, Brandon, thanks so much for coming on, buddy. I'm not a problem. Talk to you soon, Brandon. So yeah.

My cast's trying to get on the podcast again right now. She is making some noise. Wow, Doug, what have we done today? I'm ready to be done. We talked about, we talked about Dunkin' Trussell. We talked about Press House Coffee. We talked about Rich Voss. We talked about Stuttering John. We talked about Duncan Trussell. We talked about Press House Coffee. We talked about Rich Voss. We talked about Stuttering John.

We talked about Manscaped. PJ Philly met a new song with crippled Jesus. Patrick Michael is going off on all the haters. Bullshit and booze is an amazing podcast that Doug enjoyed very much. So you know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we play, cut from the podcast, that we'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. And here it is.

From a physical standpoint, one of the things that happens is you, uh, you have what I call an involuntary kegel. So when you ejaculate, you do, your body will basically do kegels, right? You essentially, that sort of pumping action is a kegel action. If you think about that, remember, feel into it. It's that squeezing kind of action. And when we get taken over the edge, when we're not ready to, the big part of that, or a big part of that,

is what I call an involuntary kegel. So when you're getting close to that point, your kegel muscle will basically kind of fire off, and it takes you over the edge. This is a podcast called Holistic Alpha, male optimization, Adam Thoreau sent in this suggestion. He has many episodes on many different topics. They're all short and to the point. So I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun learning how to mail optimize ourselves and Doug just put in the discord that he is blocked by no

Cheetos and Tino. Damn it. What our friend Patrick Michael doesn't know is that I also have a Twitter account for my band, the isotopes and that is not blocked. So that's always fun. Doug, thank you so much for coming on. and that is not blocked. So that's always fun. Doug, thank you so much for coming on. I want to tell people to go to

who'srightpodcast.com and support who's right on Patreon. You guys have a good crew over there. What's going on on the who's right podcast these days? Oh, a lot of racism and transgender. You know, same as last time. Perfect. You can't go wrong with who's right dog. Thank you so much for coming on and putting in all this work. I really do appreciate it.

You went above and beyond as usual, my friend. So thank you for having me back. All right, man. I will, I will let you split. We're going to bring Vik on because Casey couldn't make it today. Vick's gonna come on and do some reviews for us We'll listen to some voicemails and then we'll watch some football. What do you say? Alright, so please I say I appreciate it. Thank you Join us again next week

It might be the episode we find out once and for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Day down to show these clothes right now. Hmm. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. There were no laughs. What do they have? Nine. Yeah. That's the way you do.

Oh, right. Bob, can I make it? Bob Kirby. I, you know, who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it. It makes no sense. Oh my gosh. Gangerness Lee just reminded me we have a subreddit news. How can I forget?

We did it all, but not that. So quick subreddit news, don't get the reviews. ["The Reddit News"] Regarding last week's episode reviewing 1000 comics, Spinston comments, I was wrong when I said Pat Oats was a great co-host. Pat Oats is good when he doesn't personally know the people he is roasting. Gang grainously writes, Pat seems like a nice guy.

W-E-T-P isn't a show for nice guys. Pixels at Dawn ponders the show's credo, we have not discussed it with each other beforehand, with why does Coral keep shoving that line in the intro? Why do I care whether he talked to the other hosts about the show he's about to review? It's not like he's running a game show. HIV positivity answers. It's so you know their thoughts, prepared bits,

audio clips, and notes are totally and completely off the cuff. Mr. The Loaf is wondering, why are so many podcasts sponsored by Bleachoo? The audience for podcasts is in need of boner pills? I guess this is why I will never be a rich successful podcaster. Reading commercials for boner pills and ball hair trimmers is just fucking stupid. What? Grimster responds, that's enough out of you.

Right now you're in serious danger of being classified as not a boner guy. Waying in on last episode's lack of a teaser, Mugi Yamagi claims, 240 was probably the worst episode I've heard. Absolutely no teaser. That's my favorite segment. Sometimes I skip the whole review just to find what review next week I'll be skipping as well. Not cool. Cloud Under Fire says, Carl just didn't want to tease another musical extravaganza.

Not who you think maybe writes. Good. I hope to hear more from his junior high wrapping. Uncle scam 78 confesses. I never understand what the teaser is for. I wish they'd explain it better. That guy from Nickelback states, it's everyone's favorite part of the show. And Benadrill Peppers wisely proclaims, I never voted for it. We salute the soldiers of the subreddit, fearless, tireless, friendless,

not on WATP's watch. Carry on. The teaser was voted, everyone's favorite part of the show crippled Jesus is trying to get on to you party that would be amazing Oh my gosh god speed crippled Jesus Vic are you with us my friend? Hello, hello Vic how's it going? It's going great.

I got a lot of text that tell me I'm hot because my cow picture and I don't like it. I was hoping people would roast me. You're getting a lot of positive attention lately. I had a feeling you wouldn't do well with that. Oh my God. I thought so too. I just wanted to get roasted more. All right, so it's not happening. So here's my question for you. Now, you've finished your boot camp or whatever the fuck you had to do when you joined the Navy.

I've noticed that you seem to have more free time these days. Are you available on Saturdays to read reviews for us? Yeah, it's fucking, I only work Monday through Friday like a normal human. Look at that. So maybe we can do a little, um, we'll schedule out you in KC. So that no one has the burden of having to sit in their house every Saturday. I'd listen to me talk for hours. Yeah, that's true. I could be getting drunk right now, Carl. It's really upsetting. I am.

Why not? God fucking damn it. So, so yeah, so maybe we'll rotate our review girls for a little bit because VIX coming back strong right now seems to be everybody's favorite. We have any new reviews that you want to read? Yeah, I'm actually a little upset you let Doug go because I found a one-star review for him that made me fucking laugh I don't read it anyways It says give me a break other listeners find this show funny not me I checked out the most recent episode and listened to Doug wine and complain that he's taking heat for another show He guest hosts your comments weren't taken out of context But that's what you and WATP do to

every show you bash. If you sit by and laughed when the host talked about a missing woman with autism being easy to control sexually, you laugh when the host called women derogatory names. You can yell on who's right that rape is bad all you want. Two little, two too late one star. That was a recent one. No, we're still getting shit for that. That's awesome. Good. I'm glad people are going after our co-host podcast and making fun of them. Don't just put it on us. Spread the well. Yeah. Um, you got one that says hello. Are you there? Pick up. I need to talk to you. Hello. Okay, that would have been Heather W. She's not great with technology.

Oh my god. How many stars was it, Carl? How many do you think? Oh, that one's got to be five. No, it's a fucking one star. That was a one star, damn it. Yeah, you did pick up. They were upset. No, it's a fucking one star. That was a one star dammit. Yeah, you did pick up. They were upset. No, shit. You got another one. The show is a public crook, a crook. I tuned in looking for some fun suggestions for podcast to listen to.

Instead, I was subjected to offensiveness. This is a show made for cow people. This is exactly the type of entertainment people should be prevented from hearing. Yeah, when you set a crock, I had a feeling that might be someone who's in on the joke. That's a five-star. Absolutely. Very well done. This one's, this will throw you off.

The title is Amazing Podcast. If only they would. And then the description is season two on the night before the family reunion at the Kiningham puppy farm. Gooby's parent gave him the family collar, which he was forced to wear. However, the ghost of Buster, Mick Mutt-Moller, an evil dog catcher who Mama and daddy do had arrested years ago, tried to steal the collar. Thanks to the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency, the ghost who has caught and unmasked as the trainer Mr. Trickson's stuff who was taken into custody.

The next day the dudes celebrated Scooby's birthday. Did Patrick Michael write that? What the fuck is going on? It seems to be like the description of an episode of Scooby-Doo. Oh no, Scooby-Doo detective agency to the spin-off. All right, that one I would have left off of this. No, fuck you, it's five stars. All right, I'll take it.

Thank you. You're just rating it. It's like 2.9 fucking stars, Carl. You got to push that shit up. 2.9 right now, huh? 2.9 out of five, Carl. You're below average. It's like your penis. We're well below average. So do you know how many,

because I haven't been able to look in a while. Do you know many one-star reviews we have these days? Um, fuck. No, I don't. Yeah, I don't know either. I want to be able to brag about that. I don't know the number. So it makes it hard. Hundreds. Yeah. I don't. I don't. Hundreds. Get a producer. Maybe that, but I don't know the number. So it makes it hard. Hundreds? Yeah. I don't, I don't.

I don't. I don't know. Get a producer. Maybe a thousand? I don't know. They say it's bad to remember your numbers, Carl. Well, I don't know my number, so there you go. That's good.

Anything else? No, fuck you. That's all I got. Perfect. All right. Let's hear some voice mouths. Hello, Carl. This is Alanis Morissette.

This is how I talk. I've just finished listening to your fantastic episode featuring Pat Oats, shitting on unfunny Connecticut open-mikers. Suddenly I realized it's time to update my hit song, Ironic. Your respected songwriter, could you send me a list of words that rhyme with maggot? What about that? Oh, this is the ones for you, Vic. Oh, hey, Carl.

This is the Chick-fil-A cow from the Billboard ads. This is what I sound like. It was scrolling through Reddit the other day. And I saw some of those cow picks for Vic. Pretty disappointed with the cultural appropriation that's going on there. However, she decides to stick around where thinking maybe we should change our slogan from

eat more chicken to eat more hair pie. Call me back. Fuck. Alright, that's what you wanted, right back there you go. Yeah, I guess so. It's a pretty good one. Yeah, let's keep moving. Hey, I'm a diehard Patriots fan, calling saying congratulations on the bills win over the cults

You guys have earned it. All right call me back. Bye. Bye What the fuck is going on Patriots fans are congratulating bills fans on wins with the fuck when universe is this I didn't believe that's true. Yeah, that sounded like a soy boy. That's a gay sports fan right there That's the gay sports fan. I think your team is also good. What's all with games? Cheerio. See you in the locker room.

Wow. Oh, boy. Hey, Carl. I just want to ask you a question. What the fuck was your face so red that patreon video with dick match? You didn't have a last cross over episode the lighting. Just wanted to how come was him. No like are you getting a spray on there?

I am not doing that. Yeah so. That's fucking gay. Yeah that'd be try hardy. All right well, love you. Bye. Call me back. I do know I knew that was for your dad but. Oh right, well, well for you. Bye. Call me back. I do.

I need to have this for your dad. But thank you for asking. All right, I'm going to blow through these voicemails. There's four in the series. And I have to play them all because this guy called in trying a joke and failing at it four times in a row, it's so fucking funny. Hey, Carl, it's producer Chris. This is how I talk.

I just want to let you know Bluetooth Denitor ad request spot. Let me put the email. Sorry, but we feel our products target audience doesn't match up with WATP. There's just too many boner guys. Also, can you pick up more paper towels at the store last year? Oh, fuck you, Carl. You play this again. I'll fucking kill you. All right. Well, you won't be the first person wants to kill me for this show.

That's something like me. All right. He calls back again. Hey, Carl. It's producer Chris. This is how I talk. Just wanted to let you know Bluetooth denied. I request for an ad spot.

Let me put the female here. Sorry, but we feel our product's target audience doesn't match up with WADP. There's just too many boner guys. Also, we ran out of paper towels. Can you go to the store and pick up some more? Last shuddering start, stuttering John segment. Fuck me. I can't say a thing Stuttering on the word stuttering Hey Carl's producer Chris. This is how I talk just wanted to let you know bluetooth tonight our request for an ad spot Let me put the email here Sorry, but we feel our products target audience doesn't match up with W a T P. There's just too many boner guys I think I'll see the 12 days of crisis. Also we ran out of paper towels last time we did

That's that are in John's it Ah, fuck you Carl fuck These are the best ones but this is the fact he's done more more prepped than me Yeah, I mean you voted down You know what Carl I give up I need to get their hand right my hand right and fucking shit. I can't read it When I when I get better handwriting I'll call in thanks. Okay. Don't call me back. Okay It's like listening to a mirror

That's fun though. That was a good. That was a good try He sounded so defeated. he's gonna kill himself, Carl. I thought he was gonna kill me. Maybe to be a murder suicide. Our buddy, cripple Jesus, call it into the show. Hey, Carl. Hey, it's a cripple Jesus. And I just wanted to say that I am now a page read on who are these podcasts.

I'm on 10 months a month. I have the room and I started out by listening to the banish bonus episode and it's pretty good. It is pretty good. It feels great to give you money man and I'm excited to know the bonus episodes See you later Thank you crippled Jesus. That was an awesome commercial for our page John. What's going on buddy? Hey? What's up? Hey, what's up? So I just saw in the discord because I'm keeping an eye on a little bit more than I should be That you and Vick are a couple now, is this true?

Oh, you know, yeah, the cow thing really did it for me. I hope she likes Stephen Hawking style because that's my favorite position. But Vick's out of black girl though. I thought that was your type. Well, you know, quarantine really has hard. I'm not exactly going to Detroit anytime soon. So I'll take what I can get. Yeah, grudging isn't really a pro strip clubs at this point is she. Right. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, that's right. Somebody wrote in the discord. You can just do blackface.

I mean, she's already appropriated cows. I mean, I got all these shoe powers when you're around back. I don't even know who you are. Who doesn't like chocolate now? So I was watching the Dix show in the discord the other day and crippled Jesus at the funniest line. They were talking about, Dix has always talked about

how when he goes to the gym he hates leg days. He always skips leg day and cripple Jesus goes, okay Google, what's a leg day? And we were all like, it's very funny. Hey, I left another voicemail. I don't know if you're gonna play it or not, but I just want you to know that Motorhead is the best band of all time and the Beatles are for a frigate

Well, we got to let you go now great talking with the cripple Jesus. Thank you so much for your support on page around We love you buddy. Oh, it's always nice. How can you buddy? Alright man, say uh I don't know if this is cripple Jesus or not, but somebody's talking about the Beatles here The Beatles are reverated. I'm glad John London and dead. I'm blocking your number I'm glad John was instead of blocking your number Paul McCarty's past I guess I can't get a rebuttal in there yikes Stuttering John's kid called in hey carl use smile talking mother fucker

this is still in john's daughter son daughter son daughter son call me back i get it uh... man uh... i don't know how to talk about the kids it was a voice valor sir i can't control the voice about it I'm not already talking about my cats. It was a voice valor, sir.

I can't control the voice of allers. Stop thinking of Gordon. All right, finally somebody who understands the awesomeness of the Beatles. Imagine thinking the Beatles suck. Right. Oh man, that could never be me. Imagine anyone who thinks the beetle just have listened to the fucking beetles is like the crabby patty man is like

if you haven't had a crabby patty and the only people don't like a fucking crabby patty never tasted well they should be the i'm so sick of this fucking super millennial mean that the beetle suck again i guarantee ninety nine point nine percent of people who say that have never listened to anything rubber soul out if you think anything rubber soul out agreed So it's fucking not objectively a masterpiece. Yes, so you're just a fucking retard

And you think you deserve to be banished to listen to music with fucking Patrick Michael's five below headphones for their true life Yes, clearly your ears don't fucking work properly Tell me back 100% agree. Rubber's sewing on our all masterpieces. If you listen to the bubblegum shit from the early 60s, yeah, it's easy to be like, oh, what the fuck is this nonsense?

Holding people's hands. Gairs. I agree. I mean, the Beatles, I don't even, I've listened to Yellow Summary, and that's it. Yeah. It's all about the Navy with you. I'm really not a cool with this girl.

You really don't know the Beatles? No, I don't fucking do this shit. I bet Casey likes the Beatles. Yeah, I think Casey mentioned that. Yeah, you know what? I'm certainly Casey War the Vick now. That's rough. Yeah, oh, I did see your nudes this week.

You saw pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah, and I said I'm fine. Yeah, that's right, I was gonna ask you about that. So you guys are trading off nudes, no? Yeah, we traded nudes. It was pretty good. I think we're gonna start a threpple soon.

I don't know. Sweetie. All right. I feel like I'm bringing people together with this show, Chris. It wasn't my intention. I wanted to tell people. Remember you were against the video format. What you talk about that.

We don't mean I can about that. We should go on meeting. It's funny. You bring that up. I don't think I've talked about this yet, but we are going to make a video version of the show. We have talked about it. You were drunk.

Anyone would everyone a fucking watch that car. No, I'm talking right on the show before. Have I? No, no, that's not talking about right. We're going to do it in a studio, multi camera shoot. We're going to make fun of videos. What did I say we haven't talked about that? I talk about I W a.

It's the way you're looking at it. Fair enough. All right. Football starting. Let's move. Let's move through this. Carl, this is Ian. This is how I talk.

I wanted to share with you a little anecdote, crock related. Yeah. When they had walked into the office and the receptionist there said, well, as long as I'm a day off, I should include that detail. I walk in the office, I'm a day off.

You need to pick something up. She said, Ian, nice crocks. What are the holes for? I don't know. So they're drain holes for your self-respect. Boof, sick burn. She's no longer with the company. They're the most comfortable shoes available. Well, they're not exactly shoes, but you know, the the Crocs fucking sandals shit. He actually running them. I got my best time on a 10k in Crocs and special little fuck you to all the real runners in the race. Yeah we're doing this

more in Crocs fucking assholes. Alright anyway I'll be back by now. I do love my crocs. I'm worried about right now. They're so comfortable. I wouldn't recommend really a 10K of them. I mean, you get better shoes for that. But, uh, yeah, Jody B told me Crocs are awesome. Dick Masterson told me Crocs are awesome.

And I am a believer. I still don't want to wear them in public because they're super embarrassing. But I do wear them around the house, on the treadmill, on the bike. Oh my God. I think this goes on, Jesus.

I mean, I feel like they would fit your club feet pretty well. They do, they do actually. Fuck. I should clarify, I was born with club feet. I had operations done. So I know I have club feet. You have club feet. Vity asked me that on the full day of the day. He's like can come back. You have club feet.

They asked me that the full day of the day. He's like, so, so you have coffee. No, I did. I had club. It's different. So yeah, tell you, you can tell yourself that. All right. Come on, boys. Now there did. The Patrick Michael say he isn't regular? Doesn't that mean like he can't poop right? Oh, what are you fucking stupid? A lot of stupid, freaking threats.

A lot of words have threatened someone with. And you go with, I can't poop right. He's not right. That's a good fight. And then you pick up on that very good. Teresa called back into the show our favorite midwestern housewife. Carl is Teresa. Okay. So how I called last week and said that he's Patrick Michael is Tommy with so a podcasting. No, no, no, no, I got it completely wrong. He is the uve bowl of podcasting, especially after this last episode

With how he wants to fucking fight everybody that's exactly what uve bowl did I think like what back in 2006 he boxed like a bunch of internet critics I think yeah low text is one of them. So I think one of two things needs to happen either Someone needs to set up a boxing match with this little squirrely ginger fox and see him get laid out or see if he's ever criticized any Ubebole movie and set up a boxing match between those two. All right, tell me that. Bye. I actually tried to set that up a while ago in podcast hitman and Patrick Michael were having some fighting words. I was like, I'll pay for it if you want to travel to wherever you have to travel to to fight this guy

because that would be Patreon worthy that video That'd be pretty amazing And we'd have to make sure that it was a totally illegal fight to it. There's no headgear There's probably tax there's some adgear there's tax on the on the floor of the ring for no reason Folding chairs just everywhere I can see that being a lot of fun. All right, good idea, Teresa. I don't know if anyone listens to Dick Masterson show, through the end, they heard a guy go on his show

who's famous around these parts. Carl, Chuck are Andy called into Dick's show the other day. And Dick didn't recognize Chuck or Andy's voice. And so he's been believed that Dick is not actually listening to your show, but I know you're listening to his show. I don't know. I just thought you should know. Go fuck yourself.

No shit, sir! No shit! But he did make quite an impression, trucker Andy, as he hung to soaring at the end of his voice. It was very well. You mad with power. I know. You make up a self-park character and all of a sudden, he's

everywhere. All right. That's all I got. Vic, anything you want to tell the good folks who listen to WTPL later the end? Oh, drink coffee, drink whatever the fuck coffee. Press house coffee, very good. What about milk? Just pour that on yourself.

If you don't need milk with press house coffee, are you kidding? You can pour that on yourself in a bathtub. There you go. That's fine. Very good. Oh, Vic. Thank you go. That's fine. Very good. Oh, Vic, thank you so much for coming out of the pinch. We really appreciate it. Thank you.

It's always a pleasure, Carl. You say that, but I don't believe it. No. No. It's like a fucking shit show. I don't know. Who gives a shit? Why am I even still doing this?

I'm out of here. This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye Goodbye, hey, bye goodbye