Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep242 - Holistic Alpha: Male Optimization

Episode Date: January 24, 2021

This week we learn how to optimize our jelqing techniques in order to have a larger flaccid penis. In other words, it's a must listen. Learn from the extremely knowledgeable Steven Mathis as he explains how putting coffee in your ass will improve your health. Doug from Good Times Great Movies is back to discuss optimizing alphas, porn stars raising children, Opie needing to find a job, Patrick Michael shutting it all down again, and Stuttering John getting Donald Trump kicked off Twitter. 20% off your purchase with the code "watp20" https://manscaped.com/ Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ http://goodtimesgreatmovies.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Why would you say that? What's that matter? Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Stephen Mathis. And Stephen Mathis has a lot of advice for us males in order to optimize our performance and these are short episodes. Every single episode is between 10 and 20 minutes

and it's usually on a specific topic that he has, Doug, I'm gonna start with you because you struggled with this one this week. You told me it was hard to pull clips from the show and then you sent me over a ton of clips so I think you figured it out. But I want to start, what's a clip that sums up the show for you, my friend? Well, I had to listen to like 25 episodes

to get into anything that mattered to me. 25 episodes. I listened to so much in this podcast. Did you quit your job? I felt horrible that I listened to Warner Tunes. I was like, there's nothing in here. This is so boring. It's so repetitive. Every episode feels and sounds the same. And show to me it's not a very interesting or really funny clip.

But if you play my number five, this gives the listener a great idea of what they would hear if they listen to this show. It's okay. It's okay to have a down day. It's okay to feel like crap. It's okay to be sick sometimes. It's okay to be going through hard things. It's part of the experience. It's part of the journey. And we have to accept it. When we resist it, we prevent ourselves from using it as a tool for growth. And here's the thing, you guys, what we resist persists, what we resist persists. It takes him forever to just get to the platitude that you know he has written down.

And it's almost as though he forgot that he wanted to say that. And once he does, it's like, I'll repeat this twice just to make sure everyone knows how smart I am. That was a thing that I picked up and as well is that he goes on and he has a specific subject that he wants to get to. But you can sum it up very quickly and easily. So he has to repeat himself over and over again as if the person listening is the biggest adult has no clue the concept that he's bringing up, no understanding of how life works.

See, always why you didn't repeat this shit so many fucking times. I listened to an episode about jelking. Are you familiar with jelking? I couldn't find that episode. I heard you on what said, showing Detroit that you did. And I was like jelking, I better find that episode. I looked through, I couldn't find it. I didn't, whatever.

So I'm glad you listened to it. I'm glad I listened to it too. I have a lot of clips from this episode. It's so funny, because you messaged me early in the week and said, I can't clip this show. I listened to this episode about jelking and pulled almost everything he set out. I said, this is all clipable.

This is great. So we had very different experiences. Yes, I was on Drew and Mike and they asked you what you were doing this week, so I was talking about that. And I didn't know what joking was prior to listening to the show. I didn't look it up. I wanted to find out what is joking.

Because the guy when Adam sent this over, he says, you gotta listen to the show. If you don't know what joking is, then you gotta listen to the show. I'm like, I don't. So I'm interested to know. So this is him teasing it before the show starts. On this episode,

jelking for better length, girth, and erections. Okay, so this thing jelking will give you better length, girth, and erections. I'm listening. I wanted to do this jelking thing. By the way, I should point out, dog, stay with me. I got a bunch of clips that are wrote that I got to get to. Great, no, that's fine.

Okay, and then we'll get back to whatever the fuck you wanted to talk about. But let's start off with an explanation of what gelking will do for you and why you should be interested in the subject. So gelking is basically a stretching technique, right? Now, penis stretching is not a new thing. There are lots of forums online where you'll find thousands of guys who have gotten various

results, including some pretty incredible results with commitment to these types of exercises. There are also devices that you can buy, and there is some science around this. Now there's not a lot. Buh-buh-buh. Buh-buh-buh-buh. So I love that he starts off by saying, none of this is actually real,

and it's probably all just an urban legend, but I'm gonna go through all of this with you. And I do have to say, I appreciate that he said that in this episode, because his podcast is nothing but science denial and misinformation. And I didn't want to hear him say that in any of the episodes I listen to. So I appreciate that. Well, right after he says that, there's not a lot of science to back up everything I'm about to tell you, he does provide proof that it works. You will find if you

peruse the various penis enlargement forums online, you will find thousands of guys who have gotten results, meaningful results, some that have gotten very meaningful results by putting this stuff into practice. So basically he just admitted that he goes on forums to look at pictures of Guy's penises and it's not a big deal.

I'm just saying, that's what he just said. I know this works because I go on these forums where guys are trying to get their cocks to be larger and they show me that the cockout larger. Okay. A gank out in the first club, he said there's various results as it can make your dick larger or you could break it Well, it's funny you say that because that is true I didn't even pull those cuts but he explains how you could do it wrong and it would be a problem

I know I mean pull that part of it Get it and pull that so I get it. I get it Basically, he's saying that I know this is true because people have said so in forums. And I know a few things about web forums, never lie it's been told in a web forum. I'm sure that's very true. All right, so I wanna know what is jelkie? He's telling me that I should do it,

why I should do it, but what actually is it? Let's do this. It takes a serious commitment in terms of putting this stuff into use over a long period of time with consistency. It's not something that's just going to change overnight. Okay, so I still know what this thing is, but you have to do it every day, which I'm guessing your roommates are gonna be thrilled with. You're joking at the kitchen again. Maybe I think it depends on your roommate.

Fair enough. You're joking in the kitchen again. Maybe I think it depends on your roommate is. Ha ha, fair enough. So can we just get into it? I just wanted to know what it is. He keeps explaining. You gotta do it all the time. It's gonna help you out. You're gonna have a bigger penis.

Your erections are gonna be awesome. When you do this jelking exercise and there's lots of other, there's variations on this, which we're not gonna really get into. And there's other exercises that you can do as well. What are you gonna get it to? I'm confused if he's ever even gonna tell me what gelke he has. And again, I did not look it up. I've never heard of this term before. So I'm like on the edge of

my seat. Like what is this fucking thing? Explain this to me. It does work just like stretching other muscles, just like you know most of our body is quite adaptable. Your penis is not a muscle. It's just like stretching other muscles. What are you talking about? It's a bone, right? Yeah, you can just put the bar on your penis and lift that a few times and the penis will get stronger. It makes sense. Just do cock curls.

Thank you. This guy is an idiot. I'm so glad that you mentioned that he doesn't get to it. All of a sudden, I was so excited that I got a podcast that's about six minutes long on average, but he doesn't talk about anything. He says nothing. He says nothing. He says nothing. No, it's all just platitudes and you'll be your best self ever.

In a lot of episodes, he's like, this guy knows what he's talking about. I don't know, go read his book. What? Why am I letting you do that? Right. He's just like referring to other things you could do. It's like, then why am I here? Right.

If you're just gonna tell him to go do something else. And then he decides, he still hasn't told me what gelking is. But he decides he needs to start setting expectations. You're also going to find within a couple of weeks, maybe a few weeks, that your size when you are soft is probably bigger. Now, increasing your size when you are hard is much harder. It takes longer and more commitment to do that. Great.

So I'm going to have a bigger penis when I'm soft. I can't wait to tell my wife to come into the bathroom while I'm peeing. You'll never believe this. This is awesome. Great. So I'm gonna have a bigger penis when I'm soft. I can't wait to tell my wife to come into the bathroom while I'm peeing. You'll never believe this. This is awesome. Great. It cares. Good luck to bigger penis when you're soft.

I know. I'm trying to hide that from the public. How is that helpful? And he's single way. Oh, now my cup doesn't fit. Great. Really happy with that. What is this?

This is nonsense. It's nonsense. And then Doug, he decides to get into some medical terms, Fidelay. And improvement in the size that you are when you are soft or flaccid as they say. Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo. Flaccid as they say. Maybe you've heard of this medical term flaccid. Yes, I have All right ready for this dog. There's more teasing going on

He's still has to do it Dude this is the one of the long grub so this episode is 20 minutes long and take some forever to get to it He puts out an episode nearly every day. Oh, I didn't realize that oh no. I subscribed I'm getting podcasts all the time from this guy. And he expects you to be listening as soon as it comes out because he'll start off the show by going, it's Thursday night. I hope you're having a good Thursday. I hope that the weekend's going to be great for you. I'm going to go climbing. I hope you get out there and do something great. Let me know. Text me. Here's my number. Oh, dude, we're going to get into that. We're're gonna get into that. All right, more tea is like.

So, let's talk about jelking. Jelking is essentially the basic, the fundamental technique that is talked about in the penis enlargement community. And it's the basic technique that you can use to improve, again, especially how big you are when you're soft. Where are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?

I get it! It makes your penis larger! How? Why aren't you explaining this to me? I think it first started driving nuts! I just love that he's 10 minutes, you know, 20 minutes of episodes. It goes, now let's talk about what gelking is. Yeah, and it does it again! So, let's talk about what gelking is. Yeah, and it does it again. So, let's talk about exactly how to do this before we do, however. I can't fucking take it.

Jesus fucking Christ. And then to your point, when he finally tells you how to do it, he tells you to reference something else. Having said that, let's get in how to actually do it. Now, a good idea before you get into this kind of a session is to warm up those tissues a little bit. Now, there's various techniques for doing this. Again, you browse through the forums,

you read people's experiences. He's telling me to look at the forum, I don't want to go to and make your dick larger forum. I'm not going to. I don't want that. My browser history, I don't want that in my search history. I'm not doing it. I think that it's part of warming up your genitals

is looking at other dudes' genitals. You might get warmed up just reading about it. I don't know. It's the fact that what you're into. And then he explains the one thing you don't want to do to warm up your genitals, is it take a hot shower or hot bath, and I didn't realize that this was a problem. What it's also going to do is it's going to fry your balls. Balls don't like to be hot.

Hot water is a great way to fry your balls and essentially reduce your testosterone output. You fry your balls? Yeah, I mean, I think look at the hot tub thinking that this was a fun experience and it was frying my balls. He's so, he's so into cold showers though. He's an entire episode about why cold showers are the best thing you could possibly do for your body and your mind and your soul and your spirit. Oh god,

this guy. Yeah, and I'm sorry that I'm hogging all this, but I have to get through the rest of these clips because this is a series that we're going through here. Sure. All right. Now, we're finding it. Start talking about what joking is. You don't want to be all the way hard when you do this. That's going to be probably pushing in the too much overdoing it kind of category. You can experiment with how hard you are. You probably want to be on a hardness scale somewhere in like maybe six, seven, eight, something like that. Did you know there was a hardness scale? I had not known about this. Like, oh guys, I'm going into the locker room. I'm gonna need to be a

five semi. I'm gonna need to jump up to a five or a six before I get in front of the guys. He loves numbers. I listen to a podcast that's about like semen retention. He's like, 10 is when you ejaculate. So, you might want to work yourself up to like an eight or an 8.3 and then stop and I'm like, what are these numbers mean?

What are you talking about? Yeah, he explains it's one to 10. 10 is ejaculation and I'm like, what are these numbers mean? What are you talking about? Yeah, he explains it's one to 10. 10 is a calculation and I'm thinking, I eject late at 11. It's one more. My jacket is one more. All right, so then here it is finally. I know it's been a long build up.

Sure. This is what gelking is. So you're gonna basically make that okay sign, put it around the base, tighten it so that you get some pressure and slide it and stop just short of the head. So you're gonna, each time you do that, is gonna take somewhere between like a second and four seconds, depending on kind of how slow you're,

how quickly you're doing it, you can experiment with this. So what he just explained is jerking off with a semi. He could have just said that right at the beginning. Joking is jerking off with a semi and it makes your dick bigger. All right, thanks for tuning in this week. Catch you next week. That was it.

All of this talk goes into that. Now, you might think, because you have to do this for 10 minutes of a time. You might be wondering, how do I maintain a semi? I've never had a semi-araction for 10 minutes of a time. You might be wondering, how do I maintain a semi? I've never had a semi-irrection for 10 minutes, right at a time. So he explains, he gives you the answer to that.

What you might find is that that as you do this, your erection is gonna kinda go down. So if that happens, let's say, let's say you do this for like two, three minutes and your erection starts to go down and you kinda drop from that six, seven, eight down to like a four, five kind of erection. You can take a minute to kind of edge

and do it a little harder again and then go back in. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Who wouldn't figure this out? Ha ha ha ha. If you're losing your erection, start jerking off. All right, thanks. Thanks for that.

But he doesn't, he never tells people to jerk off. That's the thing. He's so anti-porn that comes up all the time in all of his podcast. I don't think he wants you to jerk off. I don't think he wants anyone to get to completion ever. Well, I did listen to the whole episode about adging. I don't know if you listen to that. Did you listen to that one?

I have no idea, maybe. Oh, good. They all sound the same. Oh, good. Well, Doug, that was my presentation of the week. What do I have no idea, maybe. I think I'll sound the same. Oh, good. Well, Doug, that was my presentation of the week. What do you have on this? Wow. Okay.

So let's go to, I listened to a podcast about coffee and amaz, because that's exciting. I got it. And what I did here is I pulled a clip, but I also helped the listeners understand and differentiate between actual science and disinformation, spoiler, it's all disinformation. That's number three.

Okay. When you do a coffee enema, this pulmitic acid, it goes through the portal vein. Nope. It activates a couple of things in your liver. Nope. It stimulates your liver to detoxify your body. Nope.

It dramatically increases bile output from your liver. Nope, I think it has hormonal benefits. Nope, here's the other amazing and awesome thing about coffee animals. When you do a coffee animal, glutathione in your liver spikes by somewhere in the neighborhood of 700% according to studies.

So dumb. You are really dumb for real. So you did that some research on those claims, did you, Doug? Yeah, yeah. I mean, you can go to any bullshit, Jenny McCarthy website and find what he just said. It's science. None of its accurate. This doesn't do anything.

Howard Stern went through this with that Robin at one point. I remember. Yeah. Robin Quiver's falls for everything. And she was really the top for Adam's for a while. Yeah, obviously. There's a whole episode where he talks about, you know, we were talking about aftershave or whatever earlier. He doesn't want you to ever use that because there's so many horrible chemicals in there. But this is the type of guy where you could collect dog piss and slap a label on it that says like non GMO and he would slather himself in that stuff. All right, well, what's he got in this? What else did you discover? We kind of talked a little bit about how he likes to repeat himself. This is a longer clip, but I did put a super cut together. It's my number one.

It's one of his earlier podcasts, so his audio's not great. This is only a six minute long show. And for two of those minutes, he talks about fast food and specifically a dessert from Taco Bell. But see if you can pick up on what the show title is. Not twice a week, not, you know uh twice a month every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day, every single day, every single day, every single day, every single day,

every single day, every single day. It's not three times a week, every single day, every single day. You know, every single day, every single day. It's not about once a week, it's not about, you know, twice a month, every single day, but every single day, because every single day because every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day every single day not three times a week not once a week single day oh I could not I couldn't even when I started listening to that I was like I got to put a super cut together none of those were repeated that is like I said within four minutes he says those three words for a quarter of that time. It's insane that anyone would listen to this. Oh, here to see a minute. Oh, here to see a minute. Here to see a minute.

Here to see a minute. Here to see a minute. Here to see a minute. Here to see a minute. Here to see a minute. Here to see a minute. Here to see a minute. Oh, so happy.

I just found that. I actually got to the right point. Sorry. Yeah, did you think about the crutch word that he uses by any chance? Oh, play it. I mean, I'm sure. Yeah, I put a super cut together as well. And we're gonna do two episodes, a total of 30 minutes. And this is how many times he uses this crutch word. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so so so so so so so so I think he uses that word every day

Every day every day not three times a week not twice a month Not every blue moon no every day Every single day all right you already hinted at this but yeah, I when I heard this part of the show, and this sounds like I'm exaggerating, I fell out of my chair laughing. I am not kidding you, I couldn't believe this happened. Give it a shot. Let me know if you have any questions. Shoot me a text, 8-1-7-4-2-1-4-3-9. He gave out his phone number. He watched it. It's actually like tried joking. And let me know how it goes. 801 742.

One four three nine. In case anyone missed that. Hey, just to let everyone that's listening. No. I texted the guy. He'll get back to you. Oh, did he really? Yep. 100%. I said, I didn't agree with a lot of the things he said regarding vaccines, but I also agree that drinking water is good for you and he got back to me that day. Wow. So, yes, I have a question for you, Doug. I didn't do the research on this one, but he explains that it's going to help you with your erections. I've never heard of this before and I don't know that it's true.

Reminder, get out there and get after it, physical work, doing a physical work, especially legs like squats and especially sprints will absolutely help your erections. So if you're listening to this point in this episode, your erections are something that you care about, I'm sure, and I can guarantee you that if you do your leg strength work on a regular basis, and if you do sprints on a regular basis,

both of those things are gonna help with your erections. Poor cripple Jesus. What are you supposed to do about his erections? Oh no. Did you know that leg day helped with your erections. Poor cripple Jesus. What are you supposed to do about his erections? Oh no. Did you know that leg day helped with your erections? I had no idea. I've never heard of such a thing. The best thing is in their multiple episodes,

and like you said, six, seven minute long episodes where he says, if you've made it this far, you know what? This isn't an hour and a half long. You obviously care about erections if you've made it this far. You want to have long? You obviously care about erections if you made it this far. Dude, I cared about erections law before and who you were. I promise you that.

So if you play, you know, we talked about Shameless very briefly there. He does a Shameless thing in my clip 4 where he starts to say something and realizes that that might not exactly be true and sort of remembers that there's something called terminal diseases out there. Sometimes things aren't as you know life and death as we as we feel like they are and you know sometimes they are too but I mean yeah I, if you have stage 4 cancer and you're going to die tomorrow, that's bad. That's that parts bad. Don't get me wrong. Otherwise, snap out of it.

Robes him dirtin' it. So I listened to that one about edging. And I believe this was first coined by one William Shakespeare. To edge or not edge. So he's gonna go in and explain whether edging is good or not, which I thought was interesting, because you mentioned that he's anti-mastervation.

He's one of my friends. Anti-porn. It's really a porn thing for him. He talks constantly about, I know you're listening, and I know you probably have a porn addiction. I don't know what his hang up is, but yeah. Well, so he, well, I'll be first,

go through the explanation of what edging is. In case anyone out there, my mother-in-law, sure, you know who listens. Maybe she doesn't know what edging is. So that's the time, if she is, she's still listening. I know she cares about what edging is. So let's go through his explanation. So it's basically, if we talk about that,

a rousal scale of zero to 10, where 10 is ejaculating, edging is sort of moving up and down on that scale, and getting all the benefits that come from that sexual practice without ejaculating at the end. So that's edging. By the way, I don't want to brag. I don't want to boast. I can go from one to 10 in about two seconds. Oh my god. Oh my god. Sports car. All right. So now we know what edging is.

Is it good or bad? But I want to talk a little bit today about when it's a good idea and when it is not. Okay, so this is a 10 minute long episode about when edging is a good thing and when edging is a bad thing, you'll be shocked to know when edging is a bad thing. When you first start that journey to get away from porn, it is a good idea to take a break from edging, from masturbating entirely because it's

it's very possibly going to be difficult for you to edge without getting kind of sucked back into that draw of porn. Now shit, you're all up. No shit. If you're addicted to masturbating, then masturbating is bad. Thank you. Thank you, Steven. I had no idea.

This is why I thought it was interesting, though, Doug, according to what you're telling me, because I didn't listen to as many episodes as you did. I'm just not that committed. But he then explains when edging is a good thing, and I was surprised that he'd ever think that edging was a good thing, but apparently this is one of this.

On the other side of it, I know some of you guys are in a place is a good thing and I was surprised that he'd ever think that edging was a good thing, but apparently this is one of this. On the other side of it, I know some of you guys are in a place where you're not really checking out porn, where maybe where you're not really having sex, where your sex drive is just really low and you haven't really been engaging in any sort of sex, including in masturbating. In that case, edging is a great idea because it's a great idea to help any sort of sex, including in masturbating. In that case, edging is a great idea, because it's a great idea to help you sort of restoke those fires and build that sexual energy back up.

Who the fuck is this for? My father is 70, should I be telling him about edging? Probably. Probably. I'd be able to benefit from that. Like, the thing that he thinks, I believe, My father is 70, should I be telling him about edging? Probably. Probably. I'll be able to benefit from that. Like the thing that he thinks, I believe, I truly honestly believe that if you do not masturbate,

your semen will somehow evaporate or sorry, be sucked into the rest of your body and help you to work out stronger and more and more. That is when he truly honestly believes. That's just the science behind it. He says that after you ejaculate, you are not as much of a man as you were beforehand. So the fewer times you ejaculate,

the more of a man you are, and the more you can accomplish your goals and the more confidence you'll have, the more you'll achieve in life, just don't ejaculate, and you will be the next president of the United States. Joe Biden has proof. What is he talking about?

I don't know. I mean, the idea of masturbation, can I tell you the amount of times I masturbate so I can get back to work so I can be more productive? Right! I gotta get this project done. We're gonna bang this out. So if you play, these are some newer episodes.

I have a string of similar clips here. If you play my number 15, he's talking about something in this episode called your accountability mirror. And this is again, where it's really, really hung up on masturbation. First of all, have that conversation, stand in front of that accountability mirror.

Dude, you have been addicted to porn and it is dragging you down. Right? Tell yourself that. Whatever conversation you need to have with yourself, then use your sticky notes to your advantage. Maybe you put a sticky note that says avoid porn. Don't say sticky note after talking about

being addicted to porn. It was a regular note. Ha, ha, ha, ha. This really didn't make me want to write this sticky note after talking about being addicted to porn. It was a regular note. This really did make me want to write this on a sticky note and put it up in my bathroom that I shared with my wife. And wonder what she's thinking about this. So this is just to set up how ridiculous everything he says is. Listen to this like preschool analogy he gives. He loves to tell stories and he loves to compare and contrast and things like that.

But if you blame my number 16, it's kind of super total nonsense. And he must realize it at some point. When I said avoid porn, that's phrased very specifically. So what I would not recommend is putting up a sticky note that says, do not look at porn, right? Because there's a part of our brain that doesn't, there's a part of our brain that doesn't really understand the do not part. So it doesn't really process that. It just processes the, it processes the rest of the words. So here's what I mean by that, or here's an example. If I say right now, don't think about a pink elephant. What

do you can automatically do? You're gonna automatically think about a pink elephant. Dude, that's interesting because I had, don't try crystal meth written down on my sticky note and it did not work I think this guy might be odd to something You're right. Yes, but if I said Carl avoid Crystal meth then I mean that's gonna give you an action. That's like a positive thing to do Just like if I say Carl avoid thinking about a pink elephant. You're not gonna think about a pink elephant I was just thinking about a big elephant doing crystal're not going to think about a pink elephant. I was thinking about a big elephant doing crystal math. I didn't work it off.

So now if you play my next one, this is so great because he realizes that the analogy of thinking about a pink elephant will not work if you use a void. So he changes it completely. If I say a void walking into the street, you're giving your brain a positive action to do, right? Much different than saying don't walk into the street. What? There's no difference. There's no difference at all. You're still saying walk into the street. That's the thing that the point he was trying to make is once you introduce a concept,

your brain will then think of that concept even if you put do not or avoid in front of it, that is true. That part of it is true. It doesn't matter when fucking verb you use. That's too bad. That's too bad. That's really too bad. So, Doug, give me a second. I got a not master bait. Give me just once. Sorry. Oh no, you shouldn't have said that now. I have to master bait.

Alright, give us both one second. And we're back. I'm really going to edit this podcast is how I'm seeing most of the people listening the next day. Alright, what else you got? I'm sweaty right now. It play my number 13. So this is an episode where he yells about how masculinity is under attack. I was very interested in what he had to say about this because I assume he's going to start railing against a radical left or PC culture, yelling about toxic masculinity. No, he takes it in another science direction.

And he like, he masks the word that he wants to use in such a way where I'm like, why are you disguising this word? It's 13. One of the ways, by the way, that we have to mention is there's a word that rhymes with maxines and maxines, one of the biggest effects that they have had is that they cause sterilization and they cause issues in that area.

This is absolutely bin linked. They true. That's not true. So get your facts straight. So he's literally an anti-maxer. Yeah, anti-maxer. Yeah, 100 percent. You really had to dig to find this this but I was so happy. Wow.

I don't want to say vaccine because the algorithms out there But something that rhymes with maxi are bad for you. You should never take them or get up to your kids Smart. Oh, he also says that another thing that's taking away an attack on masculinity is He doesn't say the fact that we all have to wear masks. I don't know why he thinks he's gonna be censored He calls them hasks and it's a word that runs with hasks and we all have to wear them and muffles your masculine voice And it takes away your masculinity. It is wild. I would suggest people listen to it episode. It's so stupid All right, so Doug. Here's my question to you Yeah, he gives out his cell phone number

He's promoting some course that you can purchase from him that makes you a better male in 30 days. Are people listening to this show? Does he have an audience? Well that's the other thing. I really thought starting this just with some of the stuff he said. I was like, this guy sounds to me like a more successful Jerry Banfield, but if you go to Apple, what's more successful Jerry? If you go to like Apple podcast, he's got like 30 reviews for the show. I don't think anybody's really listening to this. And I did go to his website too, just to see what this old camp was all about.

You have to sit through a three minute video. There's no way to fast forward through it. There's no way to go to a different window. There's no way to fast-forward through it. There's no way to go to a different window. There's no way to scroll down to find information. You have to sit through him talking for three minutes just to get more information. I'm not gonna do it. No.

You can't make me do it. I'm not going to do that. Sorry. Yeah, so I don't think anyone's listening to the show. I find it interesting that he's worried about censoring himself. He thinks he's gonna get canceled by the internet police. I think you find, buddy. Go ahead and say, don't wear a mask and vaccines are bad.

Go ahead and say, oh shit! No, we're gonna get canceled! He also said, in a recent episode, this was of course before their inauguration, he was like, everybody get ready on the 20th. There's going to be massive blackouts across the country. I just want everybody to be prepared for this. Is that a dog whistle talking about black people?

It's one that went on his Twitter. I wanted this guy's Twitter to figure out what was going on with him. And he is a big Trump supporter. That was made very clear just from the retweets that he was up to. All right, what else do you got in here, Doc? I have another chain of clips here that were kind of fun. Like I said, he likes to tell stories and you know,

it's all bullshit, but if you play my number eight, he invents a character that lives inside all of us. There's a hater inside of you and it's what I like to call story guy. So story guy lives inside of you. And story guy is a compilation of all of these events that happen throughout your past and especially in your childhood.

You mean memories? Are you explaining how memories work? Story guy? This is so convoluted because what he talks about for half the episode is the fact that we all have memories inside of us, but they're not the way we really remember them, and we probably forget what really happened, and story guys telling us lies, what we have to do is remember what really happened, but then forget what really happened so we can move on with our lives.

So he uses like very next clip. He uses this fake story. I'm going to say quote unquote fake story because I listened to an episode where he talks about like how he got to where he is now. This guy has a lot of daddy issues, let's say. So he talks about the fact that if you were seven and you were yelled at, that could really, really impact the way you are today. So his story, guys, not a big fan of dad is what you're telling me.

No, not at all. All right. You might have been seven years old and you were riding in the car and you were being a, and you were being loud because seven year old kids are loud sometimes, right? And your mom or your dad might have yelled at you and been like, you're stopping so loud, right? Be quiet and in that moment, you had this emotional reaction, right? And you might have formed this story of,

oh, I talk too loud. I talk too loud and people don't like me. People aren't gonna love me if I'm too loud. Okay, he is Jerry Bantfield. All right, I take it all back. Wow, he's got some issues trying to work out on the internet for all of us. Yeah, yeah, definitely.

If you play the next clip, he's still talking about story guy, but he gives some analogies, and he's just horrible with analogies. I can't even believe it. You know what, my story guys would tell me that I was a rock star in my 20s. Ha, ha, ha, ha,s. All my music was awesome.

Story guys just like high-fiving me non-stop. You have the most positive story guys. I know, it's really incredible. A story guy lives inside you so that today, story guys like the bouncer, he's like the bouncer at your door to the universe. Story guy is like the filter that kind of determines what comes in and out

in a lot of ways, right? And so story guy, in that example, has this story that you have this story that I'm too loud, right? That doesn't make any sense, Rick. Well, that's retarded. It's a bound story. Story guys a bouncer now.

I would think like Rarian would be a better analogy in this story guy scenario. And he never makes an antithesis or an anti hero here. He never makes like the actual hero. He never makes like reality guy comes in and like beats the shit out of story guy. It's just this story guy nonsense. Over and over and over again. So I didn't listen this episode. So what I'm hearing and explaining me if I'm right or not,

is that he was yelled at when he was seven for being too loud, that still sticks with him, but he's trying to tell himself that he wasn't being a dick. His parents were overreacting. Is that what we're talking about right now? Right? Exactly. Jesus Christ, dude. Why don't you do a podcast about like movies you like or something just a little lighter, a little more fun. Fuck. That incident destroyed this guy's in his 40s, I think. That incident destroyed his life. Also in the episode where he talks about himself, he's like, I'm gonna tell you how I hit my lowest low his life. Also in the episode where he talks about himself,

he's like, I'm gonna tell you how I hit my lowest low in life. Do you know what his lowest low in life was? It's the fact that at one point, he was playing too many video games and playing golf too much. And also, I'm sorry, I forgot one great story. One time, he drank at 9 a.m. One time easy

Such a specific story like I was on vacation and I started drinking at 9 a.m. I was like what the fuck you talking about I think I did that every day for three years. That's why God invented mimosas. It's got fucking orange juice in it What are you supposed to drink a mosa of that night? I am by the way I want you to his Twitter a mosa, not an eye-to-eye out? By the way, I looked at his Twitter and I noticed that he does like to film himself working out. So it's a push-ups. Yes, if you wanna watch him at the gym,

he must position a camera at the gym staring at him. There's people in the background also working out, like I don't know, gym culture obviously, but is that something people do to bring their own camera and if you don't take those cells working out? Who would wanna watch that? I don don't people do that all the time come on Facebook, right? Like that happens all the time. I really don't spend it with anyone would look at this guy and be like Yeah, I want to listen to what he has to say after watching him do a bunch of push-ups and talk about your spirit or whatever he's saying

and talk about your spirit or whatever you're saying. My clip 11, let's just wrap story guy up here with another nonsensical example. I want you to imagine a pie, okay? And take a little wedge, let's say, you know, 20%, right? More fucking numbers, this guy loves the numbers. He loves numbers. If the pie represents 80, I want you to take 25 pie. All right, we get it.

And right of the pie, that's what you know in life, right? Or in a particular aspect of life. And then there's this other little wedge, maybe another 20% of stuff that you know, that you don't know. But the biggest part of the pie is what we don't know that we don't know. What?

No, what are you talking about, man? I'm not high enough to follow this. What the fuck is he talking about? I don't know, like I said, it's all about repressed memories that you don't remember, but you might remember them, but they're maybe remembered wrong, and you have to dig through and remember what they are in reality so that you can get rid of them and not remember them anymore It's just a convoluted mess with this guy. What kind of pie is it though? Does he ever explain that? I know

I don't I even cut out him stammery through. I should have kept it in there's a part where he's like imagine a pie no wait a pie chart I wish I kept that in but I was like these clips are so long I have for this idea. That's what pie charts are based on pie. You can just imagine the pie. It's why I called a pie chart. Jesus Christ. I have one more clip. Okay. If you're ready. Yeah. Of course. This is a very recent episode. And I love this piece of advice. It's number 14. It's such a stupid idea. I want to challenge you to do one other thing and that is go to a mirror, whether that's like your

rear view mirror in your car, you know, if you're stopped or mirror in your house or whatever, go to a mirror and smile and smile for at least a minute and just sit and smile, and smile for at least a minute, and just sit and smile. And you might have to force it. That's okay. Smile just because you choose to smile. This guy know what my teeth look like? That's a terrible idea. And see how that makes you feel.

Terrible. See if that doesn't bring some happiness to you internally. I know that it will. That's dumb. That is a dumb stupid dumb idea. That is fucking retarded. Wow. Did you try it though, Doug? Did you go and smile for a minute in the mirror? I like to explain to you how to find a mirror.

Now, there's a lot of ways where you might find a mirror. Sometimes it's in a car. Sometimes it's in a bathroom. You might have a mirror. You would be able to use your phone with the reverse camera to look at yourself. There's a lot of different ways. No, I started. I started. I started sobbing uncontrollably about 30 seconds

and something comes doing it right. All right. I, this I thought was interesting. This is the my last clip. This is talking about how to approach the concept of edging. Now, I already played for you. And again, 10 minute long episode, if you're addicted to masturbating, don't edge.

If you're not masturbating enough, definitely edge. And then this is how he wraps it up. So, approach edging mindfully. Approach edging mindfully. These are, edging, mindfully. These are words that have never been spoken in that order ever before. Like, I mean, I think I compared this guy to Jenny McCarthy early on. But that's what this is, is most of it's bullshit and who cares. But, you know, eat, write, exercise, drink, water, great idea. But if you dig down

you're like, this guy's some dangerous ideas, like a bunch of women probably followed Jenny McCarthy and we're like, she's a hot mom. I'm a hot mom. I wonder what other crazy ideas I can get from this woman. Like that's how that nonsense all got started. And he's buying into all of that. Everything made in factories, anything that may, you know, he's probably one of those people that's like, if you can't pronounce the ingredients on something, you probably shouldn't eat it. No, you're just an idiot. Yeah, just get that. The science works. Speaking of ingredients, I want to thank Manscaped for continuing to support WATP. Balance on's Day is upon us, fellas.

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and Howie Randall works in the porn industry. She interviews people in the porn industry. This is two BDSM porn stars who are talking in this clip. They're married and they have children. Oh, one of our kids is really worried about growing up because you won't be able to play as much as you think, so being an adult is boring and it's scary and all of these things. And so we talk to them about like, oh, like sex is actually like one of the things that

you gain as an adult that you don't have as a child. And it's a way that adults get to play and enjoy each other and interact and this man have imagination. Wow, I don't like that. I don't like that at all. How old is this child? The child is young enough to be afraid of growing old because you won't be able to play anymore.

Holy shit. And he's going to be arrested. Yes. Correct. And he's going, don't worry about it. When you grow up, you'll be fucking your brains out. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's insane.

All right, I want to get to something we haven't done a little while, a quick update. Put the man, put the man. Put the man, put the man. Put the man, put the man. Put the man, put the man. Oh, be is still doing that thing where he goes on Facebook live and chats with people who are in the chat and puts it out as a podcast. But just today I saw as we all know where Larry King, the great Larry King passed away. Just today, Opie put out a brand new episode that is nothing but Opie and Jim and Opie

and Anthony interviews with Larry King. So again, he's taking content that does not belong to him. I would guess the longs too serious. And he's putting it out on his podcast. And I can't believe he can get away with that shit. But somehow he's pulling it off. Anyway, let's talk about something that jumped out at me. There isn't a watch to talk about with OP. He was talking about the inauguration

and he was going over his politics, his version of politics, like, hey guys, let's all give Joe a chance. Maybe he'll do a great job. That kind of amazing version of politics right down the middle. Yeah. I see both sides. I get both sides. I don't fall into either camp you psychos. Is anyone else like me? And then he finds out, oh, a lot of people are, oh, I thought you were, I thought you were open just now. Yeah, me too.

Wow. That was a perfect spot out of impression. He's like some people who used to be pissed or happy And all the people who used to be happy are pissed. I'm no will-noon in but you get the point Anyway, stop in the middle because he sees a deer or a bee or a bird dude Because I want to hear it's non stop getting distracted by what people are writing to him as he's going through this, but this I found to be very clip worthy. He finally admits he's gonna have to get a real job again at some point and Listen to the clip and tell me if he's joking about this. I don't think he is. I'm gonna just have to go back to work I haven't made real money in over three years. I'm just gonna have to go back to work. I haven't made real money in over three years. I'm just gonna have to go back to work.

I already understand that. I got some shit to pay for. Why do you think I sit there going, oh my God, thanks for the stars. People give me a dollar at a time and I'm excited. Of course I'm going back to work in some regard. You think that maybe the wife is going, what are you, we were making $2 million a year

and now you're begging for dollars on Facebook? Do you think maybe there's a problem there? What is he going to do? Like, what skills does he have? He can't broadcast. He only he's ever done. He's proven that he can't do. That's the thing that's crazy because he did tweet not that long ago that he turned down an offer from Series XM and my only thought was, don't worry about his resume, all you have to do is look at his body of work since he's been off the radio to see that nobody cares about this guy

and he's not good at what he does. No, he needs to bury all of this. Like if he's actually looking for a job, he needs to like put this where no one can find it. Well, let me show you an example. I've been listening to old Jack Tobers lately, and it's a lot of fun to go back and listen to when Opie Anthony and Jimmy were goofing on these radio shows, and you forget how bad at it Opie was, because he kind of blended in a little bit, bad at it, Opie was, because he kind of blended in a little bit, but when Opie is left to like trying to move a bit along on his own, it really exposes what a hack is.

So somebody in the chat room talks about the poem that was read at the inauguration, and this is Opie going into his poem bet that he's very excited to go into. There's a way of reading a poem. How does Oprah say it? A poem? A poem? I just say poem. It's a poem, right? But I guess the intellect, they have to say poem.

Oh, that was a beautiful poem. Like, there's speech has to slow way down so they could say the word poem, right? Just say poem like the rest of us. Boom! I TAKE! This is where Jimmy would have jumped in and saved him, immediately, because he was going nowhere with that.

I pronounce the word poem wrong. Are I edgy? Aren't I neat? No! No one can relate to this. This is the worst angle to take at how poetry sucks. There's a lot of angles to take. Not pronouncing the word is weird. That's not the angle. So then this woman Becky who talked about this in his chat apologizes for bringing it up. And no, don't apologize, Becky. You got open to

go off. I don't want to off on one of those amazing bits Thanks Becky I Actually, I love you today because you gave me a little a little material you remind of me how much I hate paywims two-bit paywims And anyone that says that to you you're like you saw the bitch of a bitch, you're trying to show that you're smarter than me. Speak the language. We decided a long time ago that it's poems. Not poems. So proud of himself. He goes back and hits it again. Not even tagging it, just the exact same thing again. Not even a tag.

It wasn't interesting or funny the first time, Ope. My question is, how can he possibly sound worse than he did when I was on your bonus episode? How is his sound quality gotten worse? That sounds really, really bad. I don't understand it. It's January. He's on Long Island.

It's cold out. Go inside. Why close the window? What are you doing? I'm still amazed he hasn't just built a studio for himself. Just build a studio. If you're gonna do this, if this is your hobby or whatever you want to call it, your source of eight to ten dollars a week or whatever it is, just build a studio. He's got the money, right? I think that Anthony Nails it, when he explains the reason why OPE will not build a studio and do a show in the proper fashion,

is because he doesn't want to be compared to other podcasters who are much more successful. So he wants to build a fall back on, yeah man, but I'm just, I do it different man. I just, I put out a show whenever I want to whenever I'm feeling like it. Like the other day he popped on and he's like, hey, what's up Facebook live?

You know, what are the first words out of my mouth today? Just got up, I'm gonna get some coffee. It's like, dude, what are you doing? Put a prep sheet together. Have something interesting to say. Have something, is that he's just like, hey, who's in the chair right now? Oh, hey, check out the buttons.

What's up, but, butters and bows. This actually really happened. This is an excited, the creamy butters, the Facebook mod is hanging out in the Facebook. Butters is in the house. Butters, you son of a bitch. You're the best it's ever been braining and bane and air on butters took a knockout edible

yesterday and then I quickly wrote a bag and go butters let's live stream right now and you'll let me down butters I finally I Finally decided that you need to be on the podcast of course. It's because you are on a massive edible And you you let me down there butters so butters the biggest Opie fan in the world was finally gonna get to go on the Opie show which is actually just a live stream about Facebook It's not that big deal but he was finally gonna get to go on the show because he's like zonked out of his mind on But he was finally gonna get to go on the show because he's like zonked out of his mind on animals Whoa this guy's fucking six years old. He's talking about anyway, so Butters didn't go on the show. Guess what he did instead and then you watched mash and eight cake

That doesn't seem like a bad idea man. I Like how you think on animals nice He ate cake and watch the TV show mash and Opie goes that's not a bad idea man This is literally because I've been listening to Jack over. This is literally these to make fun of morning jocks for doing Just going along with never retarded shit the collar sad like oh, yeah, you tried animals. What did you do with it? I watched mash whoa Skates watching mash over here. I also think this is Opie being truthful and honest He's like that sounds better than doing this show. Yes, cake. That's a great idea This is so terrible. I I need he might be looking for work So I will say that I think there's an opening

for a manager at Panera Bread in Arizona, if it'll be so interesting. I think it's Sacramento, yeah. Okay, I've fumbled through that anyway. No, somebody posted the very first time we had our friend, Vic, on the show in the sub-run it. And I had forgotten. I thought his name was Nick.

You were out the show, Doggett. It was you and me. I thought his name was Nick. You were out the show, Doggett. It was you and me. I thought his name was Nick. And that's when it was actually Vic explain that it was Vic from Sacramento. I miss those times where we weren't sure if it was a woman or a 12 year old boy. I really do miss that.

After seeing the cowpeck, I miss that too. Last thing on OP. Now, you know that OP likes to sell t-shirts on his website. You know, he's got a brand new one that is hashtag Ruizing. He's still trying to... By the way, the image is his first podcast now is him with Vic and Carl Ruiz. Like he will not let go of this. He is trying to profit of his dead friends.

Anyway that he can, he's got... So sad. Ruizing t-shirts and then they're talking about this idea that maybe there was election fraud and Opie decides that could be a t-shirt that I sell it's a great slogan stop to steal it would be wonderful on a t-shirt Maybe I should sell them at opurado.com. Why not make a few bucks on the stop to steal Movement but the fact is where's the evidence? He's gonna put stop the steel t-shirts on his website. Oh, we then ship a sale, my friend.

You missed it. I've got two months. And the good thing is once baseball season starts, you can wear them to games. Nobody'll know. They'll be like, all right, I guess you're a fan of stopping the guy from stealing home or something like that. I don't know. I love the catcher.

I think he's got a great arm and I wanted to stop the steal. It's that's all I'm here for. I don't want to say terrible. All right Yeah, so much has happened this week with our good friend Patrick Michael I'm not even sure how I'm gonna get into this because I don't know where to begin. Well, I do know where to begin with this. Don't like my show. Don't tell me, don't like my show. Don't tell me. I got all the love. Because that's absurd. Let's start with some fun things.

First with Patrick. They're all fun things when he comes to Patrick Michael. What are you talking about? Wow, I don't know about that this week. Oh, okay. I don't know that it's all fun things, but I do want to thank my buddy, Bag of Schmidt, who I last week said,

can somebody take this clip of Patrick Michael turning into Animal Crosley right before our eyes and put it to some music and he did a bang up job. This is fantastic. This is probably the best thing musically that Patrick Michael is, not probably. This is the best thing Patrick Michael has ever done musically right here. We're sorry little cunt. We'll call you a scunt.

Fuck me or fight me bro. Fuck me or fight me. That's what it is. Fuck me or fight me. That way you'll fight me. That's what I'm here Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Who's on the list, who's on the list

That's a pretty cool, that's pretty cool I wish I was you And you wish you were a loomie That's fucking awesome That is fucking awesome. That is fucking awesome. That was fantastic. Very well done. Bag of Schmidt.

And also, he sent that to Patrick Michael. I don't know if Patrick Michael has heard that or not or acknowledged it, but I hope he enjoyed it either way. Speaking of music. He's really weird about what he acknowledges, who he acknowledges. Like I said, I was contacting him for a while for the past few weeks, hoping to get in good and then maybe go on to you party. He eventually found out who I am because I didn't try and disguise myself for anything

like that. But Carl, if you have my clips up, do you mind just playing one before you get into what you're talking about? What's it to do? It's one thing to be on this show with you and I enjoy it and it's great. It's another thing to be in the same breath as you coming out of Patrick Michael. If you play number 18, I was so excited. After you found out who I was, you put out this episode and said this. I heard this, dude. This isn't some nerdy dude doing a fucking podcast about movies or about other podcasts.

Yeah, I picked up on that one, and I was like, oh, I'm talking about Doug! Love that. It's like my Doug and me! It's all I wanted to acknowledge from Patrick Michael on his show. Okay, I sent you, you went down that road. He put out an episode of The Briefcase a couple of days ago and he talks very cryptically about what happened. If you listen to a show, you'll have no fucking idea what he's talking about unless you're following the discord on WATP, which has blown up in the shamest channel over this past week. Why don't they bring on our buddy?

This is GoTee Dad, who I think we talked about before. He was the person, goTee, are you there buddy? Yeah, I'm here, can you hear me? Dad GoTee, yes, I can hear you just fine, bud. So you have been working on, after you kind of pissed him off, you sent him some Instagram, I don't know if you were commenting or sending him DMs and then your wife did, he dedicated full episodes to both you and your wife for these comments that you sent him.

Yeah, I was being sincere and he flipped the fuck out because I made like a snide remark after I said how much I love the show. Well, okay, you could say you're being sincere, but you love the show for the wrong reason. It's like we out there. But sincere hate is still sincere. Correct. I agree with you on that.

So basically what you've been doing, the same thing that Doug's been doing, the same thing that everyone's been doing is trying to get in good graces with Patrick Michaels, so they can get on to you party or the briefcase or 9-minute podcast, which we'll talk about. And apparently something blew up this week. Do you want to explain what happened? Yeah, so we were in the Discord and all of a sudden, Shamus went off and deleted his Twitter, deleted everything, started talking, then then dropped all these podcasts where

I was like, where the fuck this come from then one of the guys he pointed out like oh you one of your people blah blah and then soul stoner's like I've never put my name on the disc anything with this court and then clearly the next minute also I'm looking all of a sudden I'm getting called out podcast hitman which many pockets hit me and gets called out all time for it. But we didn't, I'm like, I didn't post anything on your page or anything. And then lead someone point out Levi, one of the people in the discord had his daughter or something. It sent shame as messages about what we all said. Okay. I'm going to try to sum this up.

Levi was going to come on the show and then you guys bullying him. And now he wants to come on the show. Because I wanted, I wanted him to explain this. But he's not me on long explanation. I can't read through it. I'm confused. But this is what I believe happened. Levi and his son are both big fans of WTP and they love us goofing on Patrick Michael

to the point where they've decided they're going to do it themselves or at least Levi is. And again, observe and report. I don't think we need to get this involved with Patrick Michael guys I know I'm gonna be in the minority here. Not everyone has to get on do you party. All right, we can just enjoy what he's doing Anyway, I've set my pace. Let's move it on. I was on do you party until he said that I know I was invited I was invited there as a vital nine minute podcast. Yes, and I got kicked off because of leaving you and and a number of other people leave I really blew up everybody's fucking spot and people are very pissed off at him. But basically this is what happened. His 14-year-old daughter heard him goofing on this guy and felt bad for Patrick Michael. So she attempted

along with one of her friends to reach out to Patrick Michael using social media channels to let him know That this guy was planning on pretending to be somebody else in order to be on his show. I think it was due you party so This doesn't work Patrick Michael does not respond So for some reason they are I guess the daughter heard Patrick Michael say if you want to message me message me on patreon She goes on patreon under her dad's account goes on his computer goes on under his dad's account Signs up for the $3 tier to pod culture Send him a direct message on patreon saying just so you know

There's a bunch of people goofing on you in this discord channel and they're all trying to scheme and get on your show and they're not actually your friend, they're pretending to be your friend and I just wanted to give you a heads up on that. Does this sound correct so far? Am I summarizing this correctly? Yeah, and then the whole problem was, and then if you would have just said,

yeah, my daughter did it, we would have just been like, oh, you're an idiot, keep your daughter away from the computer. She's got why she on discord But then he denied it and then some point out oh this guy also subscribed to like three other random podcasts and started talking to them also This is so weird first of all don't bully anybody ever no leave. I like How big a douchebag do you have to be for your own kid to nark on you? I know.

I know. That's so weird. So then Levi, so this chat has been going on between Levi's daughter and Patrick Michael, but it looks like it's just Levi. So then Levi discovers this chat that's been going back and forth and he gets involved and starts typing to him and saying, oh, that wasn't me, that was my daughter,

but don't worry about it and trying to smooth things over with them. And then Levi goes ahead and posts those screenshots in our Discord server. They're not there anymore because he was doxy himself. So Zoo took him down. But he showed the entire back and forth. And what this back and forth caused to happen

was Patrick Michael who we've talked about is back on Twitter. He's on Instagram. He's communicating with people. He took it all down. It's all God now. And nine minute podcasts made a comeback with machete Hernandez. And can I talk about this part of it with machete Hernandez or is this still I've been trying to get touched with machete and he's not responding to me. So I don't know when I can talk about what I can't talk about. For what it sounds like it's fucked, so I don't think it's gonna happen. That's what I think too. Okay, so since you didn't get back to me, this is what's so amazing is that we had on this show

El Batonbre, he was a guy who was goofing on Patrick Michael on social media and Patrick Michael responded to him with an entire episode and freaking out and all thing. And what's amazing is that this guy using a different account as machete Hernandez turned into the co-host of nine minute podcast. Apparently they did like two hours of podcasting together that Patrick Michael's been putting out 10 minutes at a time or nine minutes at a time

on the brand new nine minute podcast feed. So there's been three episodes that came out 9 minute podcasts with Patrick Michael and Miss Shuddy, her name does, who Patrick Michael thinks is just a buddy who wants to podcast with them, but it's actually a troll who's a fan of WTPS. Everyone's following this. It's too much. It's trying to gather my thoughts to sort of like, do I even know what's going on? I don't do it.

It feels so bad for Patrick Michael. I never thought I'd feel this bad for the guy, but I really honestly do. Why do you feel bad for him? He's a little asshole. He's called out everyone else. The second you call out him, he makes a 20 minute thing. Talk about, oh, I don't have time to talk about you.

I don't think about you all the time. It says 20 minutes. My wife literally put one post on his Instagram, 20 minute fucking conversation. How she's a scunt, she fucks her brother, fucks her cousin. I'm her brother, fucks her cousin. I'm her brother, I'm her dad. Over nothing.

I don't talk about his wife. I don't talk about the fact that his wife's a circle. I don't talk about his girls a circle. I don't talk about their two kids, but no. You want to talk about mine, so you know what? We're gonna do this. All right, so this episode of The Briefcase, I'm gonna start playing some clips of it,

but this is after he discovered that these people he thought were his friends or not his friends and he's usually got his guard up. He went it down for a second. It's poor guy. He's finding like, all right, this show's getting popular. I actually have some people who want to podcast with me. This is all fun and games now. And then he discovers because of this 14 year old girl who felt bad for her. By the way, she doesn't feel bad for her anymore. The way he reacted, she's like, the fuck this guy. I never should have done that, which I think is funny. So this is the explanation he's deleted all of his accounts, he doesn't care. But it's so funny how fast it goes away. You know how fast it goes away? Just goodbye,

Instagram, goodbye. You know, I just get off and life is fine. There's nothing not a problem whatsoever. And the fact of the matter is, I think most of the people I've met in real life or done episodes with, they like me a lot. I don't know what it is, but I win everybody over. All right. I have old women talk to me in public. Why? I don't want you to, but it happens. Right? That's how amazing. His personality is so dynamic. Old ladies talk to him in public. I don't want you to, but it happens. Right? That's amazing. His personality is so dynamic. Old ladies talk to him in public. I don't know if you do that.

That's an interesting flex. Yeah, I know. I didn't want these people talking to me. I don't want you to. So he's deleted everything. His Twitter that he was building up that we talked about last week, the Instagram, everything's gone now, including the nightman of podcasts, gone.

He put out three episodes. He said, oh, he's rebooting it. He's got a co-host, they're talking about cartoons. I have clips of that. And he's all excited and now it's all gone. He's decided to just nuke everything. Oh. And this is him talking about this guy Levi.

Bro, bro Levi, I mean what a stupid fucking name. That is the dumbest name out there I've known two other Levi's in my life one of them was a retarded bully the other one was just retarded So this is the new Levi And like I said the Levi's I've known Would walk the hallways with their books very close to their chest. Okay? He would get upset when you touched him.

He'd be in the middle of the class trying to lick his elbow. So I guess what I'm saying is most of the dudes that are named Levi are retarded. So congratulations. But this particular version of Levi certainly has extra marital affairs, but not with women, clearly not with women. This is a guy who's in a marriage, so that way his dad doesn't beat him to death when he finds out he's a homosexual.

That's what this is, you can see it in his eyes. He just called him a gay retard. And those are his jokes for him. Yeah, you think you're cool. I think you're a gay retard. Like, it's, 2012. I think you're a gay retar. Like it's 2012 I mean I'm not a PC guy, but gay retar is your comeback I gotta tell you it was so much more fun listening to this show with no context because I was like what the fuck is going on Right, what is he been talking about it was amazing hearing this right this episode bonkers, because he assumes that everyone listening has read

all of his DMs. No, it's everything that's just happening. Nobody would know any of this stuff. It's bizarre. So then because he came up with this amazing joke about this guy having extra-meritual affairs with guys and about how everyone named Levi is mentally handicapped. Now he's decided that he is the roast king

and he can roast anyone if he just provide him with a photo of yourself. And if you doubt it, send me an email. Send me an email and we'll set up an episode where I roast a photo of you. Period, and see how good I am. Just watch, listen. All right and see how good I am. Just watch. Listen, all right?

It's confidence, baby boy. It's confidence in the fact that I've had to defend myself my whole life, so you're doing nothing new. I'm just better at it than you. I'm better at it than you, without any information. All right. So I went ahead and I told our buddy, Cripple Jesus,

you should take him up on this offer? Let's see what he has to say to CJ and Ashley CJ. If you want a chat, I'll pull you up right now, buddy. You there? Hey, what's up, girl? What's up, buddy? All right, so thankfully CJ, we found his email address, CJ sent him a picture and we have his jokes

This is this is one of them. Oh So you're just some retard in the wheelchair try to talk shit online Shouldn't you be streaming you video games or jerking off to Instagram horrors? I'm too busy for your weak ass continue to suck a dick enjoy your last year's content What is that being? I felt like extra retarded, you know more than normal because I was just sitting there trying to figure out what some of these jokes mean And these are emails. This is like you could like periphery that It's not the also he sat all of these out of order.

Like, if you look at the timestamps, like some of them are like five minutes after he sends a reply to one that he already replied to. I didn't know how to send them to you because he just, he kept like redoing his replies to the same email. All right, so let me redo a couple more of these replies. Here's another one that came over. Also, roast jokes are not meant to be analyzed and responded to. Perhaps you didn't research that while looking up

my reference from the first email. What the fuck does that mean? What? That's what I said to him. I said it's not a joke. If you have some fucking research with punch-finance, it's not a good joke. You're not getting this.

Right, if I don't understand the sentence structure, it's not a good roast, okay, here's the last one. This is the one that I think is probably his best. I think you'll agree with me, crippled Jesus. He says, yeah, calling me disabled made a lot of sense if I was more disabled than you I'd be a ghost What a moron This guy thinks it's the king of the roast battle. I think it's Tom Myers-Burge. Yeah, you know what? I predict, I predict about $20 million deal with not what's in that.

That's crazy. Well, I got you here, CJ. I pulled a clip where he's regarding him defending trade peacock on Insta. I don't know why he's saying he's such a great friend. He goes, even before trade peacock was on my show show I was defending him on Instagram. I'm like okay Whatever and then he calls out a guy in a wheelchair I defended him against this guy talking shit He pretended that he was in a wheelchair. He might even be in a wheelchair

But I am that good at writing bullshit online that I could be this I could be you I could be you I could be the guy being happy about writing a cool comment that got a thousand likes. Was he referring to you in that CJ? I think he was and you know, I agree with Shamist. He could have been me. He got an offer to go on the Dix show, which is a podcast that I've already been on. And if he accepted accepted that offer he would have won on that podcast and he would probably have more fans than I do. Oh my god, he'd be twice as big as Chris the Kiwi. If he would have gone on that show, he'd have an open invitation to call him in every single week. But this is the city 12 p.m. for broadcasting and fucking ridiculous dude new bro Get the fuck out of here noon bro

Could he take the Dixia trolls though like our trolls are dice Dixia'll troze Catfish keep Chris the key for so long. He thought he was in a marriage. That's true Although I don't know man. I didn't even realize the level of people were going at Patrick Michael until this week. There's a dozen people all scheming to be his friend. It probably dozens more I don't even know about. Well, this all started because I said I like this podcast and I wanted to go on through you party. So, Shamest came at me because I'm a fan of his 90 different podcast. It's so bizarre how he determines who is a friend and who's an enemy.

If you say something nice to him, he assumes that you're lying. Yeah, that's definitely. That's kind of where he starts from. I like your podcast. Fuck you. I will fucking murder you. What? It's a weird response.

He even says that all these people who troll him aren't funny, and he knows that he's funnier. I haven't had one person troll me that said anything funny, but I have legit evidence of me responding to a troll and them laughing, okay? Remember that? Somebody put a little laughing emoji to something that he posed, he's like, ah, see, I made this guy laugh.

No, you just want it to go away. Legit evidence. Legit evidence. Exhibiting. You know how I roll that comment on the briefcase? That one hurt me the most because like everyone else, I wake up, my nurse puts my pants on one way to the top and I think, how can I impress Patrick Michael? You're just like everybody else.

So one of the things people troll him on is his headphone collection. And they make fun of him for having shitty, cheap headphones. And Patrick Michael first admits that that's a sweet, sick burn, but then explains why it doesn't make sense. Like the headphones thing? That was pretty good. That was a pretty good troll. And it consistently is a good troll.

I'll give him that. But it doesn't have any foundation. It made no sense. Like dude, I could give a fuck. I don't have to use headphones. What makes any of you think I need headphones? It's just me. What I don't that's where your your arguments always fall on their head. No, it didn't. You're the one who posted that you have 15 headphones hanging from your wall. He's like, guys, why are you making it from my headphones? I don't even need headphones. Then that's even DUMMER! Because you own 15 pair of them! It's even you need headphones because even when you carl bump him up 200 percent, I can still barely hear him on my audio player.

I also don't understand how he's like, that's the best burn ever. Also it's fucking sucks and I don't understand how he's like that's the best burn ever also it fucking sucks, and I don't get it And it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard Yeah, it's not like a decadre dictum sound that was very odd so speaking of his production He explains that the order to a podcast is because it's a lot of fun and he's very good at it Okay, this is just fun. It's fun. It's easy. I mean the production is fucking great It's fun, it's easy. I mean, the production is fucking great. What in the hell are you talking about? He literally says, the production is fucking great.

Talking about his podcast. He has convinced that he's doing, because he's getting these download numbers. So now he's convinced that he's crushing it. So tell me that, stop pretending like I'm not doing a great job. That's foolish If I wasn't doing a great job, why are you here? How do you know I'm saying this?

Oh, you got me with our legal mumbo jumbo Tubby It's because you're being trolled How do you not know that you rant about it every episode now? Why are you listening to me even think I suck? Because we think you suck. I'm like, God. All right, so, Pantigmaiko goes on to explain

that all of these trolls who troll him are not funny. He's funnier than all of them. And then he decides, maybe he needs to check out W-H-T-P to see if we're funny at all. I might start checking out who are these podcasts just to see if they've got good jokes If they're roasting me in any fashion or shit talking me in any fashion I hope it's better than what I've been seeing Because you guys I've done nothing. It's pathetic. All right, so

Basically here's where we're at. We are back at square one We had a lot of people on the inside in the inner circle with Patrick Michael and we were getting somewhere. I don't know what the end goal was for this. And I'll just say my piece on this. I know the people are upset with Levi because he's an idiot who does not unlock his computer.

I'm just ridiculous. Like, why is your daughter using your browser and able to, anyway. because he's an idiot who does not unlock his computer. I don't just predict that. That's like, why is your daughter using your browser and able to, anyway. So people are upset with Levi for letting this happen. However, everyone's been scheming wide open in the Shama's watch channel on our Discord that I promote every single episode. It's amazing this hasn't happened already.

The Patrick Michael didn't stumble upon this or someone he knows stumble upon this or someone he knows Stumble upon this one of his friends Yeah, well, I'm thinking like maybe a sister His sister's yeah, yeah, he has a friend. He literally said that last podcast. What you guys mad at me? I don't have friends. I don't have anyone talk to I don't talk to you guys But everyone loves them when they meet him. I don't understand why does that friends. Oh the grandma's love me. Yeah It doesn't it doesn't make sense. So I just want to point out that don't be mad at Levi,

you guys were not buttoned up on this operation at all. You got to keep these conversations a little more private than putting you out there for anyone to look at who wants to. That's all I'm going to say about that. Don't blame Levi, it is his fault, but it was going to happen one way or another. Make sense?

You know, Taro, I could make an argument that Patrick Michael needs the disability track more than I do. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha real quick uh dad go to you I'm sorry what's your name dad go to Lucas Lucas I'm sorry I should have known that I do want to read what Lucas wrote once he discovered that Levi fucked up his undercover work this isn't what he wrote in our discord I was guest appearance I'm fucking dyp and brief I was in I had him I had long conversations with him and then you fucking ruined it because you got a woman on your computer who wants Women on the computer with the net weight.

I'm not even following that. I was driving a truck when I wrote this, let's start there. You were very upset as my point. Yes. You were all caps, raging mad, and so was our buddy machete. There's a lot of people who have been putting a lot of work into Getting into the inner circle and with one One patreon Message it was all destroyed. Yep. I had spent like three months working slowly building up a Twitter for whenever he got one back

I made it look normal. I followed random people. I barely followed you. I talked shit about you. Talk shit about Vinnie. I sent for Chrissy May or for some reason because I thought that'd be funny. I said, Simon John was funny and then Levi bullies it because, oh my god. So I understand why you're angry, Lucas. And I feel bad for you. You're almost there. You're so close. Did you have it set up to go on? Do you party? Was there a date? We were going to talk over a couple of weeks because I was emailing him to it the same time

with a normal email. And then he figured that one out and told me to don't talk to him that he heard that, why you like in the show if you only like to, or if you only like the briefcase, I, that wasn't even the email I used. So he's right somehow. So leave I somehow fucked that up because he found out an email that wasn't even the email you so he's right somehow so leave

I somehow fuck that up because he did found out an email that wasn't even that email and then just yeah I was supposed to go on in a couple weeks and I was gonna have a long elaborate story about how we all got everyone got drunk there was an orgy involving hot cacala um jump start this girl who stuttered her name's Joan it I had this long elaborate thing and it's ruined All right, so you did have a good Idea because a lot of these people are just like oh, I'm gonna go on a show. Hey, I was out of show like okay

Whatever so you decided like you actually would have had something come of this if we had a three-page script Man, I'm sorry It's a shame it is it's a shame he's the way that he did his Twitter too, because I also was trying to get on Do You Party, because I would be able to talk about how my friend in high school, Andy, and his brother Joe, how they saved me from an acid trip.

Damn it. Oh my god. This is great. You know, it's one of those things where I think we all went a little too far with this. We were all trying for a little bit too much. We got to set our goals a little bit lower next time. You know, we're all shooting for the moon. But there's more than shameless.

All right, fair enough. Lucas, thanks for coming on, buddy. And again, I'm sorry this happened. You're good. Good to see you. Love you, Carl. Love you, Doug. Triple G. Good seat. Love you Carl, love you Doug. Triple G's your best. Love you too buddy, say it.

Love you too. Carl real quick, can I plug something for you? Move on. Yep, please. So next Friday I'm going to be on a soft weeklies podcast. He's the friend of the show. And I wanted to get it out there. Where can we find soft weekly

podcasts? Um, I actually don't know where the podcast is. This is my first time going on. There's actually one of the guys in this court, uh, recommend that I go on a show. I've talked to them privately, the really cool dude. Yeah. I'm looking forward to the show Friday. Very good. And crippled Jesus. Will T is this too. Your schedule to come on WTP in a couple of weeks. Are you still going to pull off what we're trying to pull off here? Ah, you know, it's hard to get the audio on when I keep getting kicked out of the class but I do have little snippets so we'll see when it comes closer to that day but hopefully I can stay in the class for longer than

20 minutes go. Fingers crossed. Tell people the class you're taking in college right now. It's feminist theory because as know, I am an ally. Yes. cripple Jesus taking feminist theory and everyone has to do a book report. Which book were you going to pick for that? Uh, if we even get to that book report, I plan to do a man or bed in the women.

So this is a zoom class and we really hope that cripple Jesus is able to record the outrage that occurs when cripple Jesus opens his mouth and plants. Like I said, I have the session recorded, but I was only allowed in there for about 20 minutes and she kicked me out of the Zoom meeting. So fingers crossed, we'll see what happens I hope so too buddy. I'm looking forward to that. Thanks so much for popping on just now I think we're gonna hear from you again at the end of the show Thanks for having me, guys. Hey buddy. See you. I see you crippled Jesus Wow Oh, man

This makes me happy that I go to Discord four to five times a year. I know. It really is a lot. So I do want to play. Episode one of Nine Minute Podcasts wasn't great. It was kind of boring. It was funny because he goes, we have so much to talk about. Yeah, man, we got a ton of stuff to talk about. We can just be talking about stuff.

We're going to be talking about things. And we got so much. What about cartoons? I don't want to talk about. Yeah, man, we got a ton of stuff to talk about. We can just be talking about stuff, we're gonna be talking about things, and we got so much, what about cartoons? I don't wanna talk about that. All right. That was literally the show, there's nothing to clap. What? Trying to figure out what they're gonna talk about on the fly during the show?

That was episode one, it's like, hey, guess what, an Imanate podcast is back. It's me, Patrick Michael, and now we got Machete Hernandez here. He's all excited about it, and now we got Machete Hernandez here. He's all excited about it. And then they talk about nothing. But the second episode, which is kind of off the internet now. Oh, South Weekly.

Someone needs to say it. Is the name of South Weekly's podcast available in all the regular places. So I listen to episode two, which is very hard to find these days because Patrick Michael has taken them all down. And he goes off on his rant, Mike cartoons suck. And he says, no one should want to have a cartoon or be a cartoon. And he talks about Dan Soder, specifically Dan Soder, is a guy who's a Santa comedian.

He has a show on Sirius XM with Big J. Ocherson, very funny comedian. It does a lot of series XM with Big J. Okerson. Very funny comedian. There's a lot of voices, but he should not want a cartoon. All right, even though Dan Soder has a thousand voices, he shouldn't animate himself. He should just be in a show. Be in a movie. He's in billions already, right? He's not showcasing, he's, he's, he's,

I'll take that again. He's not showcasing the voices, right? But he is still essentially being Dan. He's a body, the voices, right? But he is still essentially being Dan. He's a body, a person, not a fucking drawing. And I'll also say this, it seems like the same animator, the same guy that draws the Simpsons family guy and every other cartoon that exists adventure time, Rick and Morty, the same guy's drawing every cartoon. So you're losing your originality right there Nobody's gonna say hey man. That's a cool cartoon never seen that artwork before. I mean look at Duncan Trussell's family hour

whatever that fucking Netflix cartoon was interesting shit, but also similar art What is he talking about? Rick and Morty looks the same as Duncan Trussell's show looks the same as Duncan Trustle Show. Looks the same as Family Guy. Oh, Carl, it's all the same guy. It's all the same guy drawing all of these shows.

According to the Fatigue Michael. Yeah, it's not a factory in Korea doing this. No. It's one guy. Also, Carl, you say this is tough to find? He put this out as a briefcase episode. Oh, he did. Yeah, he did.

Yeah, I gotta tell you, I was messaging with my buddy Doug from the Jingle's department the other day. And even Doug was the biggest Patrick Michael fan and skinny a little bit bored with the sky because he keeps putting out Do You Party on the briefcase. Now he's putting out nine minute podcasts. He knows that the briefcase is the only thing

that people are listening to. So he's just putting all his podcasts on that stream now. And that feels- To Do You Parties in a Row, I couldn't believe it now what a dick and you could tell he's doing it because you look at the time and it's an hour and a half you're like well I'm not listening to that one that's not a briefcase episode he fooled me the first time I was so excited it was going to be the greatest briefcase ever yep he can fool you with that stuff so I do like machete's role in this second episode because he's just yes-anding

everything the Patrick says no matter how ridiculous it is. This is one of his complaints about cartoons. Yeah, and the cartoons never progress. They don't get older. So the stories are simply just magical fairyland shit. Yeah, that baby's been a baby for fucking 30 years now. Exactly. That's a complain about cartoons they don't get older

That's the problem with sitcoms and pretty much had to bring it Oliver to make it relevant still Not aging is the best part of cartoons. They always wear the same So this is where Patrick Mike. I've never heard this side of Patrick Michael. He starts doing cartoon voices. And I love machete here because he really eggs them out and gets them going. And yeah, and yeah, I sit here and I wonder also at the same part with cartoons. It's like how many people are still struggling to do a Scooby Doo or a stitch from Lilo and Stitch. These things aren't hard folks.

That's or Bobby from Bobby Bobby's world, right? How he made a lot of money off of that show He gets a lot of praise from it and not a ridiculous What's what's what's a me? It's pretty much, you know, what's the other one? Or Hanuman's family and family meansuman's, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I do I do want to correct one thing he cut machete out of what's on No shit the most editing. I guess he's ever done so he does know how to add it. He says yeah Wow, that's interesting So after that little thing he's talking about no one should ever want to be a voice-over actor

After that little thing, he's talking about no one should ever want to be a voice over actor because it takes no talent and anyone can do it and you need a microphone and fuck these people and then he says, but if you want to pay me to do VL work, I will. It just made me think, hey man, I'm pretty sure I could do a lion. So where's my money dude? There's always room to go, right, that's a lion. Virtually put an echo on it, that's a lion. Let's go. I'll scream it into a trash can but um nailed it I don't know why they're not paying them to do VO work at Hollywood right now after that line I'll do

a background line if if you pay me I am a funny dude I am interesting all right so let's clip that I want to play from our Fred Patrick Michael. And this goes back to that briefcase episode. And actually, I think this is an overlap with the club that you played, but there's a little more to it than that. This isn't some nerdy dude doing a fucking podcast

about movies or about other podcasts, okay? This is a guy who's just having a conversation with himself essentially, hoping that you enjoy it You can laugh you can hate it all those things, but you can also shut the fuck up. That is a part of it Okay, and that all that goes for anybody who thinks that they like the show they need to ask me if I'm okay They need any of that shit bro. Keep that to yourself. I don't give a fuck. I'm not looking for you for your friendship This is this is where again He let his guard down.

He started making friends with these people, then he found out they're all W-A-T-P fans, who are trying to infiltrate his inner circle, and he's all of a sudden, he's like, I don't want friends. I just don't want friends again. We have to boss him if he was okay. Dude, are you okay? I thought about doing that a couple of times. That is verbatim. I have the last message that he sent to me on Instagram up here, I thought about doing that a couple of times. That is verbatim.

I have the last message that he sent to me on Instagram up here and he says, I am confused as to who the fuck you are. And did you not listen to the episode during your research? I remember saying, I am not your friend. Don't talk to me ever again. Yeah. So he's been putting out a shit to the podcast lately. I can't even keep up. There's one called no country for funny where he reviews. It's like a, I don't know, your view something. I started listening to a little bit of it. There's just too much Patrick Michael going on. Guys, I've been trying to do less Patrick Michael. I don't want us to interact with them. I want this to kind of dry up for a little bit

and see what happens. I gotta get away from this. There's just too much to talk about. There's so much to talk about that. I feel like I'm leaving things out that I should be addressing, but I just, I can't at this point. It's too much.

I do feel like I want to stop listening to them, but I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do that. It is hard. It's like, yeah, maybe I'll just do heroin one more day. I got enough for a week. I'll just do it for that week, and then I'll be done. All right, I'm gonna leave you with a song that PJ Filium sent me in. This is another masterpiece.

I'm gonna call it. It also features Doug from Who's Right, and please check out PJ's podcast. We are assholes. If you like F-slurs, they have them in spades, my friend. We are assholes with our friend PJ Phileum and the rest of the gang. This is called Snakes in the Grass 2. His name is Sheamus and he's telling you everything he does All I do All I do All I do is come in to commit another sin But where should I begin? Shouldn't have given me a pin Not to read her audition, multiple next to pin In your poor, he thinks that you're Mexican Meet him on the court, that's your last resort You can't out podcast him from his pillow fort And a multi-heart core, he don't give a fuck He's's about to rap Oedario Watermark But I'm falling in the clouds, they told her to kick me down

But I promise I'm smiling, you won't see me frown Cause I'm no better shit than I'm hiding Still steady styling and I stand on more motherfucker again I'll be right next, represent Represent? Gary? Do it so pretty, we ain't gonna go crazy And we come to smash, we riding in this race And we ain't in last, we ain't got no pity We ain't no pity, and we comin' smash We ridein' in this race, and we ain't in last

We ain't winnin' even Tots of firm believer As long as you're not in last, you're a rustic cedar Yeah, you know us, you baby cuss It's in the mall, I'm full like the boss He's up at bother, Roger, Roger That means he's not comin' so don't even bother He'll make the brag.

He just got that swag. He's going to go to his shirt and call you a fangit. That's not time. I took the clack and he ain't even coming. Maybe go say you should. You ain't got it all right. Cause I like this. All he do

Beasts inside beats the producer And he hates car and he hates Kroge. Wait, those are people that he says he doesn't know. He don't want your feedback, so don't interact. Or he'll talk about you on one of his podcasts. That was dark. And I'm old. Anyway, here's another watermark. This piece inside beats the producer.

See, oh, it's still like me. It's more than a monochrome. It's a kid. Always on his guard. And he's going hard. And if your name is Levi, he thinks that you're every tard. I promise that. I don't know what I'm going for like in my district.

I can't fail way back. I don't have any more work to say. I'm not going to be a part of it. I'm not going to be a part of it. I'm not going to be a part of it. I'm not going to be a part of it. I'm not going to be a part of it. I'm not going to in my district I feel like I'm fairway back I don't have any more work to say but the song still has 30 seconds left So he's gonna keep talking by my mom Where's my kiss?

Does anyone see my kiss? And I'm home. All I do. All I do. All I do. All I do. All I do. All I do. All I do. All I do. Oh Beats inside beats the producer If people don't know if you don't actually purchase the beat that you're using there are these water marks Where it shows you didn't purchase that and and better well just leaves them in his arm. It's so funny. Oh boy great job PJ and Doug thank you so much for doing that. We're winding up my friend! ["Ga-, who sent me over a beer on the balcony with Steve Grillo. Steve Grillo from the After Shot XL show, formerly a Howard Stern show intern and employee.

So this is where Stuttering John gets to big time his friend Steve. Steve is in New York. He is actually at a club or a bar where there's a comedy show going on. So you're going to hear a lot of noise going on. And Stuttering John gets a call from Spectrum. Now, as you know, Stuttering John's internet ain't working so good. So he's pissed off with Spectrum. I mean, he thinks it's Spectrum's fault.

He gets a phone call from them in the middle of the show and takes the call. And this is hilarious Well hold on, you know, of course. This is probably spectrum now that calling me, which is just ridiculous Hey watch watch. Yeah, yeah watch. I'm gonna take this much. Okay. Hold on. Yes, hello Yes Yes. Yes. Yes. It's having issues and and I'm a podcaster and I'm having the congressman from New York on tomorrow. I pay for the super expensive Wi-Fi and it's been out now three times this month already. So first off, he has to say, let's have a podcaster with some pretty big guests on the show. But then he kind of

ruins it by saying, I'm buying the super expensive Wi-Fi. I looked up on Spectrum's website. If you want to get the fastest speed, which is about a gig per second, $90 a month. Well, I'm not paying for it. Show support is actually paying for it. The super expensive Wi-Fi, John, you give them $90 above. You're not on their radar as a big customer of theirs. So then John is to flex and tell this woman who got blasters just do under job And you're living here grill going like, ah be nice to this poor woman, but John is to explain to her all the amazing guests he's getting on his big show. The 24th. Do you realize my business? My business is the internet. Do you understand it?

That's how you make a living. That's how I make a living. I can't wait until 24th. I got guests, congressmen from Rhode Island, congressmen from New York, and you're gonna tell me you can't get here until January 24th. Are you guys out of your mind? What's hilarious about this is,

this is Los Angeles. Spectrum deals with actual celebrities who actually talk to other celebrities on their shows. They're not the ones calling Spectrum. Conan O'Brien isn't on the phone with the Spectrum rep going, listen, I gotta put out Conan O'Brien needs a friend. And I got some big guests coming up. Only John would think that he's a big deal. You're not a big deal in Los Angeles. I can promise you that

So then he decides he needs to talk to a supervisor. That's not gonna work for me That's not good Supervisor I can talk to All right He needs to talk to a supervisor because January 24th to come by and fix his Internet is not going to work for him. He is a big-time celebrity. Yes, yes, yes, please do. This is my bread and butter. Every day that goes by, I don't have internet, I lose $10,000.

That's how our family's doing, John. All right, and just please, and please let them know that I have over a million Twitter subscribers. I am a big time celebrity and believe me, they don't want any, they don't want me tweeting about this. Dude, this is so funny because first off, he has 50,000 Twitter followers. He says he has over a million. Cliffs, really close. And he says he loses $10,000 a day

when he doesn't have his internet. I mean, this is obviously, what? This is obviously made up. And he's just being a cunt to this woman. I have a buddy who used to work for ADT. He worked support for them. And he actually covered the LA area.

Celebrities in this area are not a big deal when you're a rep you talk to celebrities all the time That's where they live is Los Angeles. John. He's gonna big time this one. I make $10,000 a day I have a million Twitter followers. He's like whatever the 24th is the first time we have an opening Your up shittier. He's in a fucking apart. She knows where he lives. He's in a shitty apartment complex in the ghetto sir I'm sorry about your bread and butter Yeah, you literally meant bread and butter This is my pure kid chicken It's my bread butter

Is there a chance that you might just have some boxes stacked on your ethernet Is there a chance that you might just have some boxes stacked on your ethernet? Did a cockroach maybe eat through the ethernet cable? No, nothing else to eat. So then thankfully because he does have people I think about Thirk team, people watching him do his beer on the balcony, somebody calls him out for his obvious lies to spectrum support. Good as gold. I'm not getting 10,000 a day. That was me fucking around with spectrum. Well, anyway, well, you know, we'll see how long this goes for before the hot spot goes. No, Mark P. I'm not on hold like, you know, sorry.

They're supposed to come back and supposed to try and figure out that somebody in my area. And by the way, I don't have over a million. Yeah, we all know you were live and then he always tries to point it off like, I was just fucking around It's a good joke, all right, I'm getting 20 followers. I'll make sure that I tell them spectrum sucks. That's pretty funny How long into this did Grillo consider hanging up? Dude, Grillo is a cuck. There's one point. I didn't even pull it where Grillo starts talking about a guest

He's gonna have on his show. He's like yeah, actually on aftershock xl We have and John goes yeah, but never mind that what we're talking about a guest he's gonna have on his show. He's like, yeah, actually, on Aftershock XL, we have, and John goes, yeah, never mind that. What we're talking about. It's like, dude, Gribble is spending an hour of his time talking to you. It's gonna reach about 40 people, because this is one of his Patreon, YouTube subscriber, only shows, and you won't want him fucking do a plug.

It's one of the few guys, John Canbole, and he takes full advantage of it. I was waiting for him to address anything that AJ Benzer said, but I didn't hear any of it in the podcast. I mean, I was skimming through. Maybe you found something, but I think you'd kind of like drop that. Yeah. So AJ Benzer, somebody tweeted it, John, about that. And John responded. He wasn't pissed off about him being on beer on the balcony. He said that John said that he posted something on Facebook about Trump and AJ Benz as a Trump supporter. And that's why he's best.

So what? John just decided like, what is there to do with me? It's just politics, you know, he's just best. So he's just dismissing it. He doesn't want to address any of that because it's all real. Oh, everything AJ Bands has done was real. John's like gonna bring that up.

Yeah, AJ Bands, it was basically like, I should have listened to people that told me not to go in this loser show. Like, he had nothing to do with politics. AJ and John have a history. They have hated each other for a long time. For sure. So, AJ was doing the guy a favor. And I think he knows that, but yeah, I know. I wish John would have said something about it,

and maybe someday someone will ask him, maybe with a super chat. You guys, he made me a real chip today with your super chats. Oh, who's AJ Punditler? I've never heard of him. So this is funny, they get into Jackie Martling talk with Grillo. And you might remember, as we've talked about, Grillo was the one who told John that Jackie had a seizure, and then John decided to go on a show and tell everybody on the internet

about Jackie's- He's got an incurable disease, did anybody know that? You shouldn't have hired this guy. He might collapse on stage Dude why are you telling people a shit about their their health history? They're medical records like this is a different hip-hop. I can also talk about this shit Personal email And address and phone number if you want to do box. Oh, but trust here it is So I don't know why he's pissed at me again

He's never knows where anyone's pissed at him and this is grill. I'll talk about Jackie's not talking to him anymore Please tell everybody why Jackie's not Ridiculous thing in the world something happened to Jackie I'm not gonna say what. I'm not gonna say what. The most ridiculous thing in the world. Something happened to Jack. I'm not gonna say what. No, I'll tell you what he had to say. Jesus Christ, Jack, never fucking learns. I can't.

He should write an autobiography called, I never fucking word. I've never word a goddamn thing from any mistake I've ever made. I don't know why Jack Jackie doesn't like me anymore But by the way, he has seats or This gets even funnier and funnier because now John starts projecting big time while talking about Jackie This is unreal. The only person that Jackie could blame for all his problems is Jackie Jackie Has always been a guy who can't get out of

his own way. Do not even feel any regret about Jackie because the only person Jackie cares about is Jackie. Just like, you know, just like Trump, the only, Jackie cares about Jackie. So you literally could replace the name Jackie with the name John Melan. Actually, I did that for you. Here you go. The only person that's uttering John Melendez could blame for all his problems is uttering John Melendez, uttering John Melendez has always been a guy who can't get out of his own way. Do not even feel any regret about uttering John Melendez. Because the only person Tuddering John Melendez cares about is Tuddering John Melendez. Just like, you know, just like Trump,

he only gets Tuddering John Melendez. He cares about Tuddering John Melendez. All right, you ready for even more projecting and this is impressive, even by John standards. Jackie was the biggest alcohol known to men. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Jackie was the greatest alcohol like known to man.

And as you know, Jackie stopped drinking. John still does. And guess what, that's why John doesn't like Jackie anymore. Really, the only problem I have with Jackie is he's one of those guys who stop drinking and then starts preaching about the evils of drinking. Well, if he was the biggest alcoholic to ever exist,

then that's a good thing that he'd be trying to help others and telling them to drink his bad for you. I know, you can't even comment on this shit. Yeah, it's just his comedy without being even say anything. You get how ridiculous this is. I don't have to explain it to anybody. Oh my god. Edict continuous. Somebody let's tell me I'm not gonna mention, I won't mention the name, but a friend of his told me that he had sent out a mass email asking people to give him money because he was hurting Is he is Southern Jabba one this really gonna explain to us that Jackie is broken begging for money

This is crazy This is crazy. I know. I know. I didn't want to go this deep on a beer on the balcony episode, but everything he said I was like, what the fuck is he talking about? So I just put the stupid chat some of my 12th core is like, you know who's an asshole. And so obviously he started processing. He's like, wow, did I just say it's pathetic that he's asking people for money? So then he has to say this right afterwards to clarify.

But no, I'm not gonna go you know, I'm not gonna You know start emailing people it individually, you know, so he says yeah, no, I asked for money too But I don't email individual I would really have a screenshot of him asking Heather W for money so he could pay his mortgage He literally text people directly asking for money. He's not this janky guy so pathetic He's asking people for money What a fucking asshole. I mean at least I only ask Heather W. When I'm on your show fucking asshole. I mean, at least I only ask Heather W. One of them on your show.

This guy like this is just like shameless saying that people are alcoholics or that they're dead left them or that they're not a good father. It really is shocking. It really is shocking. So Grillo says I'm outside of Manhattan. I think he's upstate a little bit. He's at this bar that's having a comedy night. And he goes, yeah, you know, there's some comedians here.

Chrissy Mayer is gonna be doing comedy. So John goes, oh, Chrissy Mayer is gonna be there. I got a good one for that. These are all my Patreon and YouTube subscribers. Oh, what's going on? I want to let everybody know. At the hilltop tonight, Chris, he mayors performing. I'm not doing anything.

I got invited up here just to get out of the city. But it's just so weird because New York City is all shut down. But up here, they're able to open up. And everybody, they got everything in social distance. And it's a really big place. And they got tables scattered throughout here. And instead of first-car comedy night, they do them here. Yeah, do me a favor. I got everything in social distance and it's a really big place and they got tables scattered up throughout here and up. Instead first-car comedy night they do them here.

Yeah, do me a favor. Go up to her and say, uh, Suthering Johnson, uh, hey, Gums. Okay. She said, she might be here. She might be here by the time she's done. Oh, no, no, I don't want to talk to her. Just say, hey, Gums. She's always on the, he loves when you call her Gums.

Oh, okay. I don't know her. So,'m gonna get slapped, ain't I? No, but just you know, just say hey You know, I was I just you know my body started ring John And he just said hey gums because he says he knows you love that Okay So this was about nine minutes into the show then about nine minutes into the show. Then about 50 minutes into the show, I'm not going to play it for you because it's literally

two and a half minutes long. John repeats again, when you see Chrissy, tell her your good friend's stuttering John said, hey, gums. No, no, you got to tell her, I said, hey, gums. And no, no, no, you got to do it. Trust me. You thought it was the funniest fucking thing They're they're five words the grilla will never say my good friend stuttering Correct, we would say that

So of course I said this to Chris and I asked her hey, did you be grillo the other week? She goes yeah, I bet grillo at this this comedy show I was. And I said, any chance he said, hey, gums to you. And she says he said, hey, I'm Grillo. By the way, Senator John said to say, hey, gums. And then I replied in front of about four comics, Senator John is a fucking loser. Then he asked my opener if she could drive him back to New York City and then she whispered to me Hey, that creepy guy asked me for a ride home. Let's get the fuck out of here

And then so I'm chatting with our little bit about guerrilla Grillo was supposed to have her on his show last year. And then was like, oh, can we just hang out first? To Chrissy. So Gorillow's a fucking creep, dude. I don't know. There was a little gorilla.

What are you doing? Nice. Such a creep. Wow. I just thought that was funny. So now Gorillow's off the show. He's going back to hanging out at the club or whatever he's doing, asking for rides.

And John decides to start railing on Chrissy and Anthony Cumia. She asked me to do his show. Now I'm in ice-cai. I'm like, guess, sure, because she's on, that's when I thought like everything was cool with me and Anthony Cumia, which turns out it wasn't,

because Anthony Cumia is a two-faced pock, face prick, and I didn't understand that the guy was gonna trash me. I thought we were all cool, but he's not a real man, and I don't mean that in the sexist term. He's just not the headiest say. He's not an honorable person.

Anything cool me as not an honorable person. You know what he is? A competent broadcaster. I didn't edit that. That's how John talks. That's what John puts out as a show. It's unbelievable. This guy thinks he should be behind a microphone

at any point in his life. I don't mean that in the holistic alpha male sense of the term. So then it goes on to explain that Chrissy is terrible at interviewing. Wow, I'm getting interviewed. But this girl is the worst interviewer that I've ever, ever experienced. But I'm not gonna call around on it.

The worst interviewer, this is a guy who has Casey Armstrong. If he drinks and smoke weed, thrice at his show. A guy who's now sober because it's a problem. Yeah, but you can have a couple beers though, right? Oh, smoke some weed, Casey. He's going out crazy for sucking an interview, right? Come on, man. Let's talk about, oh, John doesn't like to do other people's shows anymore. So, how low it's huesy had John on. I actually was on that show too. This is a guy out of Ireland

who's done interviews with a lot of podcasters and comedians, pretty good line of people that he's had on the show. And he talks about how that was a mistake going on his show. This is what they do. This is why I refused to do other people's shows because that's all they want. I used to do this guy's show from Ireland. You know, I thought it was a nice thing to do. It's Ireland. You know, it seemed like a nice guy. What does this guy do? violent, you know, seem like a nice guy. What does this guy do?

Starts to do the same thing. So he can get his 10 seconds of fame. And then he starts to win other shows. And then has people on to trash me. This is why I don't do any of these people shows. And this is why I keep it just to us. Why is it that I'm able to do Chrissy's show, Huesy's show, all these shows, and I don't embarrass myself.

Why is it that only Chad goes on these other shows and then regrets it? Is it maybe because of Chad? He thinks everyone's out to get him. No, you just suck. You suck. It's never his fault. It's, it's everyone, it's so weird how he's just like everyone's against me.

It's, it's you. There's one common thread here in all of your stupid stories and it's you. Right, but what's great is that the people are chatting with them, reinforce that he's a good guy. I don't, yeah, thank you good as gold, they use me and they do. They use me because I'm a nice guy. Yeah.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's why that's the problem. He's just too nice of a guy dog. Just, when you're gonna use somebody, it's for some sort of benefit or some sort of gain. What are you gaining by using Stuttering John. So Jackie Marlow sent me these clips and some notes and he said with that clip he's said side note good as gold who John thinks is a legit non-troll fan posted the following in the

live chat box do you have your own washer and dryer or do you have to put on your cracks and walk down the hallway to coin machines. So obviously good as gold is on the right side of history with this one. Here's another fun thing. Somebody asked him, it might be good as gold again. What other options he has for internet because I actually have problems with spectrum. Canadian bacon, do you have another choice for in at home? Not really. Like you use my neighbors.

Oh, okay. Because of the walls, it's not going to be that clear. You're a stupid dumbass. Other options means other ISPs is Verizon in your area. Is there another option for Internet? He goes, the only other option I have is Seal of my neighbors. Why? That's not what it meant. That's not what the question meant. I do want to hear an episode where he does his podcast from his neighbor's kitchen while they're all having dinner. Or Home Depot.

Hey, what? Get the fuck up. Okay, a couple more clips real quick. I thought this was funny because this is where John exclaims that Donald Trump, I don't know if you know this, kill every single American in this country. She goes, why don't you like Trump? I go, well, let's start with the fact

that he is responsible for the deaths of over 360 million Americans. Oh, retard alert! Retard alert class! If that's true, this Trump guy's a problem. Wow. He wiped out all of America. Fuck.

And then, I haven't been feeling right. I mean, I'm in a cold. I was dead. Trump killed you, Doug. He's killed us all. And then, this is the thing that really pisses me off. And I hate this celebration of censorship that's going on right now.

And I'll say, this isn't a political show, but it seems to be coming from the left. The left seems to love when voices are silenced that they don't like, but dude, what comes around goes around. I don't know why you would react like this. I love it, Sally Beaver. Breakin' news. Twitter has permanently suspended Trump. I knew it. I was tweaking about it all morning. Twitter, oh, I love it. All morning, I kept tweeting. Twitter, why are you allowing

this guy to stay on here? And I kept doing it and I kept, and then I even tagged Twitter safety, I go safety, really, really? A guy inciting violence? I love it. So John's taking credit for this, too. Right, he's the craziest part of this. I love it, this fucking asshole is like,

this is because I was tweeting at them I was the tattletail who got the guy censored John What are you things gonna happen to you? You're not exactly fucking PC you moron I Don't get it. I don't understand why people think that this is okay Did you listen when he was talking about YouTube and how they were quote unquote kicking people off and you got to the you know that this is okay. Did you listen when he was talking about YouTube and how they were quote unquote kicking people off?

And you got to the, you know, you got to the root of what was actually happening. Yes. And he gets on and he's like, it's because I mentioned election fraud. But from now on, I'm not going to use the term election fraud because when you say election fraud, I'm like, what are you even doing?

What are you doing? He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so dumb. It's amazing. These are all of the words I will no longer be saying on the show because I think it will get me bad. Trump is great. Proud boys are awesome.

Elections from Israel. Stop the steel. Oh, man. Oh, switching gears real quick. We played earlier that awesome music that bag of Schmidt put together. He accomplished two things for us this week. He also got Jerry Banfield to do our collaters.

W-A-T-P! Like that. Yeah, it's just like that, Terry. Like that. Just like that. W-A-T-P! Like that. Oh, Jerry.

We love you, buddy. Alright, what's going on in the summer? And this week I wonder. Regarding last week's episode, have eggs and steve rights? I didn't know Duncan Trussell was a skilled contortionist, given how well he's able to huff his own fights. Kraus 9.4 says, Fuck Yes, great review.

Nailed it, Duncan Trussel fucking sucks. His voice sucks, and he's the embodiment of Dude, weed, LMAO culture. Jumami Hattie O' Pines, Doug from Whose Right is a thinking man's crouch. A look here man, hosts. This was a great episode. That Patrick Michael Shit was unreal.

He's definitely going to kill himself or someone else. Turbo 7049 reveals, hopefully it's Carl. Mainly because this subreddit would probably get a shout out in the documentary. Also, fuck Carl. He deserves to be murdered for that shivvy music episode and bringing Zumaq back for a second appearance. Dead Eric comments, I think it would be interesting to completely ignore him for months. Everyone's stopped talking about him and trolling him.

See if he goes crazy with the lack of attention. Yes. Lunchpale lefty says, ignore Carl? I'm in. That guy from Nickelback chimes in with his wish. Please, tell us about the rain Cold Mountain Dew requests someone who lives in Indiana for the love of God except his challenge to fight him We need this as a community Jeff as O2T fuck me or fight me bro Fight me

Fuck me or fight me? Fuck me or fight me? That's what it is. Fuck me or fight me? Fuck me or fight me? I think our boy needs more time at the window listening to that necessary rain. And speaking of fighting, Fick Jeeps politely asks, You know who I want to fight?

All these faggots who keep saying the Beatles are overrated. Like that voicemail guy and Carl said, Robert Sol and On are literally objectively amazing albums. I just have one question for you Beatles haters. Have you actually listened to any of these albums? Guarantee you haven't. Fuck you. Fight me or fuck me.

Business Beetle queries, you want beetles haters to fuck you? Sounds like you're the faggot. Fick jeeps. Braw. It's a Patrick Michael reference. Business beetle? Even gayer. The druster 6996 notices. The ones hating on the Beatles are probably wheezer fans. Comfortably smug says, they hate the Beatles, but love Oasis. CyberBully 2077, Oasis, was bigger. That's, in fact, what's up? Simply states, the Beatles fucking suck. Chico Ruizing informs with, you should check out the monkeys. They were a major influence on the Beatles.

And Lucky Norm sums it up with A plus trolling. ["Dog and I Were Channeling"] So now we're all cut up on what was going on on the sub-reddit. Doug, yes. What have we done today? And way more than I thought we were going to do it. I didn't think this out in about an hour and a half.

I don't, Doug and I were chatting this week. He's like, this is gonna be a short episode this week. He's like, oh yeah, well plowery, whoops, whoops! We talked about Steven Mathes, who by the way, his phone number is 8017421439. That was holistic mail, a holistic alpha. God, the name of this show, I can never remember it. It just not real off the talk. Holistic alpha mail optimization, a holistic alpha. God, the name of this show, I can never remember it. It's just not real alpha, tag.

Holistic alpha male optimization, we talked about. But it's not even that. It's holistic alpha male optimization. Like it doesn't even, it's not even broken up the right way. Anyway, whatever. Holistic, what did I say? Holistic alpha male optimization, right?

Yeah, but it's, it's the name of the show is holistic alpha. And then the subhead is male optimization Podcasts are we don't try to make sense of it dog. I know I know sorry We also talked about man scaped and we talked about the cologne that I got refined Which has my balls smelling amazing. We talked about Opie radio Patrick Michael. We talked about stuttering John Melendez and Steve Grillo we talked about the reddice you know what that means it's time for

everybody's favorite part of the show. I never explained this so I probably should. The reason why this part of the show exists is because I want to tease people with a clip of the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's WATP to get people excited about next week's episode. We put out an episode every single Sunday. And right now you're listening to the show and you're like, but this new episode doesn't exist, correct. It will exist in the future. And this is the show that we'll be reviewing. So Marina, can you just briefly tell us a little bit about you and your background and then talk to us

about what part of Salesforce you're responsible for the engineering of right now? Hi, Christina. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm good to talk with you today. So let's get started on my journey. This is a show called the software agents. This is a suggestion that came in from none other than John C. DeVorek sent this in. So I am excited about about this show, software agents. Doug, let's talk about good times, great movies.

That's where people can find you on the rag. What do you guys talk about these days? We have episodes up on Popeye and on Patreon Live. How are the duck? Two of the worst movies I've ever seen, but they were kind of fun conversations. Where have you find podcasts? Just typing good times, great movies.

How are the duck? the only movie I know of with female doc nudity? Twice. We do the first two minutes and they have nipples. It's so disturbing. Like it's really, really gross. I don't think Docs actually have tits like that, but I appreciate them in the movie.

You don't think Docs lactate? Hold on a second. Well, I don't think that they have boobs on their chest like they do in the movie. I could be wrong about that. How do they actually work? You could be wrong. According to the movie, you're wrong.

According to George Lucas, surprisingly, shockingly, you are wrong. I loved it as a kid. Don't get me wrong. So did I. I was like, I was watching with a bunch of friends. I was like, guys, I'm gonna have to take this movie back to my house when we're done watching this.

You're like, Liam Thompson's pretty hot, but those new ducks. Oh my. The bag of Schmidt just posted it in the disco. Oh boy. Wow. That is something else. So please check out Good Times Great Movies

and support Doug on patreon The guy goes on every fucking podcast in the world non-stop. I beg people to go on those shows. You hear that Chrissy mayor come on Well, Doug, thank you so much for coming on. I really appreciate it. Always good to talk to you It's it's always so much fun I really do have a great time here. And I appreciate it continually, somehow, being asked back. Yes, well, you always bring it. Please join us again next week.

It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Oh, come let us on tour. Yes. Oh, come let us on tour. Yes. Oh, come let us adore him. Oh, come let us adore him. He implies the Lord Christ the Lord. I

Was that my board from a show that I did a while ago and it was called ultra music So I just I was gonna say did you get my demo tape? Whoops Casey how you doing? Hi, all you gay retards Off to a good start uh... all right i get something off my chest before i get to these reviews if it's your

brawl and yes on our own right now so patrick michael he always says that he could care less. That's not what it is. You couldn't care less. It's almost like they guys are dumb idiot.

That's one of the word crimes. It's a pretty retard Carl. All right, ready for the review or sale. Let's hear it. All right, first one. Wow, the fact that they use the word retard is a lot. What's it? Did Vic read that last week?

Did you listen to our show last week? Can you see? This is from two days ago. Oh, okay. Well, people are all saying the same thing. They're all the same. I can't read the same thing. The same. I think the name. What do you think that is?

One star, five star. I hope it's a five star because it's just the amount of people are upset about the art world is really ridiculous. I'm gonna go one. Yeah, very good. That's a five star review. Yes, I nailed it. Well, I'm waiting for people to hear this fucking subreddit news

this week with all the F-slurs. This is gonna be a problem. Yeah, a lot of them. Wow. All right. What do we got? All right. Next one, of Horan.

The first podcast I listened to by the... Oh, my God. Oh, never mind. Sorry, it's the same thing. I'm starting over. We review. The first podcast I listened to by them was episode 35. I was shocked. They say the word retarded

ha ha, probably 100 plus times and enjoy making jokes about people with intellectual disabilities like Patty Seacup, Pat Oats, crippled Jesus, Croge. Not to mention racist and sexist jokes totally hilarious and relishing in the disturbing crime committed against women like the recording of Tom Myers show, there is something deeply disturbing about this podcast and the men making it, no love for the Jingle Department or the review segment. I discourage anyone from listening to this.

The briefcase is the superior pod anyhow. Wow, that's some truth at the end. That's a lot of work that went into that review. It was a retarded amount of work. Yeah, seriously, I'm guessing that's a five star review. Of course, that is a five star review. Very nice. Thank you for that. We need more of those. All right, next one. Garbage. This podcast revolves around

bashing other shows that are more successful than their own. I don't get it. I don't either. I don't think it's working. We're going to say five stars. Who more successful. That's one star of you. All right, next one. It's a goof. Some people hate clowns, some people laugh with them. I do both. That's it. Clowns. Oh, bizarre thing to write. I'm going to say it's a five star. That's a five star. Yeah, it is Casey. You know what? I'm sorry I glossed over something I had a back up real quick. What was the reference to episode 35? What does that mean? Okay, so that that really long one they copy and pasted the review that I did last time that was for last podcast on the left I Oh I heard that before thank you. Okay. Gotcha. Yeah, sorry. I fucking I missed it man. I'll tell you a two and a half hours into these shows

Get a little drowsy Yeah, I would imagine All right One more review for you. All right. I'm sorry. I need a lot of your art foreshades. Okay. The title is just okay. Why is the show nor hated more?

Totally should be. The lack of sonic creativity, it's a little bit less than one would expect. Seen better, herb worst, three out of five. That was included in the review of the three out of five. I'm sorry that God. I'm gonna go full, shameless on this one. I give that review on stars. They're not even spelling words right. You're coming at me, you're getting spell words. It's ridiculous. You gotta spell check your review of everyone. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it all I got for you awesome. I got some voice mails for you all. Let's see what people see what's on people's minds Hey Carl fuck okay keep it short and sweet first off wolf mother fucking blows dude. I'm sorry sucks darkness the great

They're self-aware and also good at their instruments. I'm not sure how you think Wolfmother is good, but okay. On another musical note, fuck, dude, I like city song of the week, but this is for Thanksgiving's Brandon. You gotta get some original drops. I listed W-A-T-P in city song of the week. Back to back back i feel like i'm listening to the podcast of carls little brother who's like i've got a podcast you guys come on

and it's like secretly ripping off carls drops when he's not home and i do i mean it's it's a good podcast but just to find maybe some other drops that are directly in the WATP cannon. I don't know. Just an idea, but anyway, everybody go fuck themselves. Have fun. Bye. Brandon, are you there, buddy? Hey, can you hear me, Carl? Whoa! There you are. How many are hot? Yeah, sorry about that. Brandon, you're stealing my drugs.

I know I did like a little brother. I got no idea what he's talking about. I don't use drops so the only clips that I play are clips from the song so. I was gonna say there's never been any drops I've been on you show before. I don't know what this guy's talking about. Yeah, well that's a good, good response. Todd, you soon, buddy. That's my new thing now. I just surprised people are at the discourse. It's like, hey, now you're on the show. All right, let's hear some more voicemails here. Hey, Carl, did I just hear that right? Peggy Hill and fucking Mortgage Adams have I guess your that's funny. Yes, apparently there are news and we have each other's news. And they're

going to be up on our Patreon when? That's for the $1 million tier, Carl. Let's do the $25 tier. I mean, let's make a room. Our boobs are nice from that. All right. We have a little more than $25. I like your confidence there, KC. This is, I just wrote down enough for myself, world's worst voicemailer. Yeah, this is the guy who fucked up for his voicemail from around. I appreciate it. I got so frustrated when I fucked up right at the end because the last time I left the voice now on the show, I forgot the point I was making and Carol played it. So I knew as soon as I fucked up that he was going to play it, so I just kept fucking

up at the same part and I knew it was going to happen. Don't call me back. What's interesting to know is a little peeling back the curtain. If the joke had been good and if he would have executed at it, I would have just played the good version of the voicemail. But because he never nailed it, I had to play all of those. All right, what else is going on here? Oh, wait, someone accused me of being flat-chested. Podcast hitman. Oh, are those flaming words?

I can tell you guys that's the first time that you want. All right, tell us your broad size. 28G. 28G. What are you telling me? What are you telling me? Gee, Wiz. Gee, Willikers.

All right, you just booked a ticket. what do you want to see what he told me she was she will occurs it alright you just broke the massive i'm just very small speaking of big chests Teresa from the midwest called it again to talk about the beetles he calls Teresa say i think i know how to settle the whole beetles e-carls three-safe i think i know how to

uh... settle the whole beels are overrated debate the beetles aren't overrated you know who's really fucking overrated is kiss and all i can say is that there's any diehard kiss pan that actually legitimately think that i was made for love and you is a good fucking song needs to get their head tracked. This is such an overrated piece of shit band and I don't understand the whole fandom and the writer die shit so all right call me back. Kiss isn't not part of this conversation, Turya. No one is

introduced kiss in this conversation. He's right though. Who's gonna, who's gonna argue with her too? Nobody who wipes kisses like you ever hear that I was made for loving you. So that was like their attempt to discount. They just they didn't want to have a tent to discount. It's a ridiculous song. We can all agree on that. But no one is going, the Beatles are pretty good. You know, socks is kiss.

Like, okay, all right. The more I hear from her, the more I realize there's a reason she lost his dumbest. Producer Chris is dumbfounded by this. He's a lost boy. I can think of his weasier covering or doing that fucking kiss video. That's right.

Yeah, so actually it does matter. Rivers Cuomo's a huge kiss fan. Yeah. He mentions it on the blue album. So it is relevant Teresa. Alright, Teresa Teresa you were right guys wait a go oh be called into the show hey Carl it's the old story this is how I talk you got that guy crippled Jesus on your show

he's always talking about how he can move his legs. What's up with that, Carl? He really needs to get new material. He's so stuck in the past. I mean, just stand up guy, Carl. He reminded me of my ex-cohoes, Anthony, who I definitely don't care about. He even know I talk about him 100% of the time. Now, if you excuse me, I gotta go harass a homeless man. What's my view in the quarter? Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh, oh, please. Oh, you thought they were seats? I'm just like him. Our friend Tucker Dixon called in.

Hey, Carl Tucker Dixon here. I'm just like him. I'm just like him. I'm just like him. I'm just like him. I'm just like him. I'm just like him. I'm just like him.

I'm just like him. I'm just like him. I'm just like him. I'm just like him. I'm just like him. I'm just like him. I'm just like him. I'm just like him. I'm just like him. I'm just like him. Our friend Tucker Dixon called him. Hey, Carl Tucker Dixon here. I was at retard Dixon.

Smarter than half these guys who do podcasts all the time. And I'll be there with you. She's smart enough to show your coffee or ball shavers or whatever you're doing nowadays. But these guys, like who was it Andy or whatever, you had that wasn't croached, sitting there shitting on your man's scape-fig. Dick, good job, Dick. Way, I guess the Navy need you to not retard it. Anyways, tuck her out.

Could that be the very first Vic compliment, boys, Mal, we've ever received out this show? That was pro, Vic. Wow, and pro navy amazing amazing all right this voicemail I should have played after the guy who called in who had the shitty voicemail last week but I fucked up so we're gonna do it now hey car this is with get your Christmas time talk I just wanted to let you know that Blue Choo denied our ad request.

I'm gonna put a feed in here. Sorry, our product is not match up with WATPs. Too many boner guys. Also, can you take a more paper towel that the store sees? That's how you fucking do it, motherfucker. I mean, to do it four times, you son of a bitch. Anyway, come back. You nailed it, sir there you are, darling.

That was amazing. Proud of you. Alright, a couple more real quick. Hey Carl, it's Grand Dratcher. I got some bad news. My oncologist just raped me till I shit out his shoes. And then told me my cancer is more aggressive. Anyway, coming back, go bills.

Go bills! That's right. AFC JPMG game on Sunday at 6.40 Eastern. We'll be watching the kind of French Ressur. watching about French Ressur. I really miss your adventure. Franny hasn't called it in a while though.

Somebody pointed out this had a more Gilbert Godfrey than it's out of like. Yeah, it doesn't feel like Gilbert Godfrey. Hey Casey, I got a question for you. Uh, yeah, do you know Mr. T is. Of course, I know who Mr. T is. I don't know it's a generational

thing. I thought maybe you were too young, you know, Mr. Tias. I'm a shot. No, the very bottom. I don't know if you know Carl. That's right. You didn't know Danny Bonnetouchi was. Oh, okay. That's fair. All right. So Mr. T- I never looked him up either, by the way.

They were both in the A team together. That's not true. All right. So this is Mr. T calling in and I think he's got something to say to you. First name, Mr. Middle-Nade period, last name, T. Hey, one more. Hey, one more. Yeah, that's right. This is for Vic and Casey with the sunshine disposition. This is Mr. T. Yeah, that's right. Just like Rocky's wife, Talia Shide, but you'd think it'd sit up all night wishing you had a real man like me in the sun, a warrior. That's right. I'm a man who pulled Stuttering John. What time it was, and I'm ready any time. Ladies, both of y'all need to come and step up to the throne of my greatness right now.

So you A-T-T. I don't know if that was Mr. T, but it definitely wasn't someone who agrees with the no-fap concept. Oh, shit, I got really creepy at the end, isn't it? No, I've been some leaving my husband for him right now. Kasey, thanks for coming on. I will talk to you later. Alright, bye Coral. Bye.

Bippa-dup. Alright, Doug, again, thanks buddy. Dude, it's always fun. It is always fun. Thanks for reaching out. I appreciate it. Thanks for being one of those guys who follows along with all the nonsense on the show, so you know what the fuck we're talking about. I gotta piss so bad I'm gonna hear it man.

Alright, see I'll leave it on with this. This is it. It's over. Okay? Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye.

I don't know. Who gives a shit. Why am I still doing this? I'm out of here. Good bye, hey bye, good bye. I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I still doing this? I'm out of here.