Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep243 - The Software Agents Podcast

Episode Date: January 31, 2021

Did you know that software is going to save the world? It's true, there's this brand new thing called software and it can do ANYTHING! This week we listen to spokespeople who occasionally talk to people who actually code software. There's much to learn. Darren O'Neill from Grumpy Old Bens and Cros both join the show to play clips of their favorite buzzwords. Then we get caught up on how Alex Jones is handling the whole meltdown of the right, how Stuttering John is handling YouTube censorship, how Shuli feels about Stuttering John, and how Patrick Michael cooks frozen food. All that and we call back a voicemailer. Although I don't recommend you listen that far into the show.  Get 20% off your first order of Press House Coffee with code WATP presshousecoffee.com/watp Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ http://grumpyoldbens.com/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Trade stocks of certain companies with Robin Hood. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week, a man who named his podcast after an inside joke on another podcast from Grumpy Old Ben's Daryn O'Neill. Sir, Daryn O'Neill is here with us today. Hey, Carl, it's good to be here. I mean, it's an honor to be doing the same thing that both John C. DeVorek and Brian Johnson

I've told him Steve Dave did I mean I love John C. DeVorek. Maybe more than he loves me. I don't know Well, Darry we're very happy to have you on the show and appreciate you coming on Also with us this week a man who deserves no introduction Please go to who are these catty going to email us. Voice Malnover, link to our server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel, link to our Patreon and supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month. We just did a crossover episode with Larry Blidener from that Larry show. So definitely worth checking out when you go and support the show there. I'm also officially in the Fediverse at curl w at pp at paypag.org.

And we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple podcasts and then shit all over in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a podcast called the software agents. This was a suggestion that came in from John C. Dvorak. We have all listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Christina Noren and Paul Bootin and the episode we listened to. Hosted is a strong word. Hosted, yeah, I tried a lot of hosting going on. The episode I listened to featured a guest, Marina Harrel.

Okay. A Salesforce.com. So when I listened to it, and it was the one chick's former co-worker. Yes, that's how they knew who this person was. Good get. Let's get right into it, Crows. Do you have a clip that sums up the show for you? I do and if it's all right, I would like to start by spending seven to eight minutes

explaining to you every moment of my life up until right now. Yeah, that's how it's, that's how this shows stires. Because I try to listen to another episode too. Yeah. And the guy starts talking and so stards. Because I try, let's do another episode too. Yeah. And the guy starts talking, and so I'm like speeding it up, speeding it up, and dude, eight minutes in the guy is still talking. And he's like, and then I graduated high school,

and then I tried this. So that actually is the format of the show. I thought it was just this one cut who was just rambling on forever for no reason. No, it's like from birth till this moment, fill us in. And then when they do attempt to have a conversation, it sounds like my number one. Okay.

So I currently am the director and software engineering manager for two teams that work within our Salesforce DX product. So let me tell you, what is DX? Yes, I was just about to tell you, let me tell you what sales for DX is. Great, thank you. Does it seem like she's scripted? She goes, so let me tell you what's what's DX? Let me tell you what just answer the question. I'm just going to come out with this. These are these are sales people. Yes. These are people and look I work at a gas station. What do I know?

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when you didn't know the answer to a question. And they're like, well, what is DX? And she's like, oh, I was just going to say that. And then she repeats the question like three times. Well, what really is DX? And I mean, for me, number one was the just opening of the podcast. And it really set the tone when it comes to audio quality, the voice, and how the guest interacts.

So that would be clip one. So Marina, can you just briefly tell us a little bit about you and your background and then talk to us about what what part of sales force you're responsible for the engineering of right now? Hi, Christina. We're so good to talk with you today. I mean, she didn't say hi. She didn't say hi.

She said the answer a question and she just goes off into that and then talks for six and a half minutes. Yes, I know I didn't time it, but I had a rough feeling when eight minutes in, she was still rambling on about her resume. Let me play just a little clip of that. This is her giving her boring ass background. And so doing my role as a developer

of real-time decision, rules engine, I really gained an interest in improving developer productivity. That's boring. We would have to push our code. This started at 4 hours before it would be a lot of tests. Who would manually test our code?

Everyone pretend podcasting is boring. And it was very boring. It was just a long process. Is this boring? So I got this interest into this Rambling Doring Convitation. This could be a podcast. So I started working in a

boring conversation across all of our developers. It's boring as shit. It's not boring. I don't think I have to add to that. Yeah, that kind of sums up what we're talking about here. And when they asked her about her background, it was I think over two minutes before she said,

well, and then let's fast forward through college. It's like, what? Two minutes? And you didn't even get through college? I know. She's talking about when she was 16 years old and she was learning basic out of Apple 2. We like, whatever. Yeah. Right. Gares.

Yeah. I want to point out that I believe this podcast. Now, John C. DeVarque found it somehow. I don't know how he found it. I believe this is a marketing tool for a company called Cloudbees, which is some sort of software platform. I don't understand what it's all buzzwords. I don't understand what the fuck they do. But a lot of these companies get this wild hair up there, ask, and I've worked in marketing for a lot of companies. Yeah, yeah. Where they go, podcast, it's popular. We should have our own podcast. Everyone's listening to podcasts. Yeah, but not yours, Dubby.

They'll listen to good podcasts. They don't want to listen to your podcasts. You make fucking software products. You shouldn't be trying to podcast. Mm-hmm. They're rebuilding the world with software. They send that over and over and over again. Hold on, I have that.

This is, starts off so pretentious, the people who make software are going to save the world. Welcome to the software agents, the new podcast on how software is helping the world survive and of all right now, as told by the people who are making it happen. Hoping the world survive. Ugh.

And there's, there take that software is this brand new thing. No, even you heard a software two years ago. Now the whole world runs on it. No, asshole. From since the 50s, all your banking is done on software. Everything you fucking do is done on software. Anyway. And if there's no hardware,

ain't no software going to run. Yeah. Can we talk about buzzwords? They fucking buzzwords. Yeah. And I've got a few of them really just fucking flipped me out, man. My number two is my favorite. Sales Force is one of those platforms that's letting us work

async distributed these days. Async distributed. Working from home. You're not working async distributed. You're working from home. It doesn't sound as smart though, girl. What the fuck? All right, next one, number three.

Tell me why you don't make a quarter of a million dollars a year in your salary because you don't use words like async distributed. Yeah, seriously. She was really instrumental in helping pave the way for us to be able to promote our digital transformation journey. And she even had to rev up for that one. You know our dot, dot, dot digital transfer. And what she's talking about there, her company had a process. Then they changed the process. We changed our process. No, no, no digital transformation journey. Right. Everything's a journey. Everything's a journey. They get their trailhead. And when, when the host asked her if, if they had an example of a product

that was created using their software, the only one she can come up with was one her company did. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have that clip, Darren? Yeah. Yeah. That was number seven, which I thought was great.

Yeah. Yeah. I pulled this one too. Can you give an example? Are there any examples you can talk about that of customers that have built things since the COVID crisis started to hit that they've been able to be responsive and built something that you think is truly cool on the platform? Well, I'll tell you one thing that I think is truly cool. The true, nobody uses the repair repeating again.

Truly cool. Well, she does talk in soundbikes. She's, she's not even trained in PR, but I am. Is, I don't know, maybe probably earlier this summer, it was announcement about our new offering that we've done with Salesforce called work.com. And work.com was born and delivered during this pandemic time. So she literally said, what's a customer success story? And this woman's answer is

something that they built internally. And I don't know how much more of this clip I want to play, but work.com is fucking creepy. I am not a fan of what this thing does. Well, they described it as it provides you with the essential solutions that are designed to help businesses reopen the workplace as quickly as possible.

That was their buzz. It's like the thrown damn product. They had no examples of somebody else using their product. That's usually a bad sign. If somebody comes to you and says, tell me what great things people are creating with your products, you go, well, we created this. Yeah. And it's funny too, because the thing she's promoting is a platform that enables their customers to build their own software within Salesforce.com. And she could have come up with one example of something that someone he built using this platform that is based on people building their own solutions.

Yeah, kind of a bad flag if you're looking to use their product. I think it goes back to what Kroish was saying. This woman is so disconnected from anything the company is actually doing. Oh yeah. Wherever the tires meet the road, the rubber meets the road, she couldn't be further away from that. She's in a satellite.

Oh, this woman, I promise, I've worked with this woman over and over again. Six to seven hours at the gas station. At the gas station I work at. Six to seven hours at the gas station. At the gas station I work at. Six to seven hours of meetings a day. Meetings to discuss last week's meeting, meeting to discuss what meetings we're gonna have next week, meetings where we comb through the notes of other meetings to make sure we didn't miss anything.

And it's, you end up bringing your laptop just so you can get some fucking work done at the gas station. This woman has a calendar where meetings are overlapping because she purposely wants to be seen running down the hall Oh, I'm going to my next meeting. Oh, I know you're so at board and wrote code back in the day, but only works Excel Just works Excel and MS project and that's it But then walks around with a big swing and dick like oh, yeah, I fucking wrote all this shit. Look at all this shit

I built fucking built it from scratch, man. You want some op codes? I'll hook you up. And the fucking buzzwords never end. Number four is another one. All right, hold on. I got to I was I was in the middle. I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And I don't know. Let me just see what's next here. It provides you. I want to point out solutions that are designed to help businesses reopen the workplace as quickly as possible. You're able to try. She's reading. Yeah. Yeah. That right there. She goes, you're able to track your

employee wellness. Does that sound like some fucking creepy shit you're tracking? Okay. Let's get back to your boss. Carle were just going to inject you with a little tag. It's going to be fine. It's going to report back by Bluetooth. Yeah, I'm going to get a ping on my phone. Why are you in the kitchen so long? Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, I'm getting back to work. Sorry. Sorry, boss. All right. More buzzwords are becoming what we call a trailblazer. There are various levels of trailblazers. But I would say you would go out to salesforce.com and just start to read about some of our trailheads that talks about some of our products.

Oh, my God. All right. Okay. What they're talking about there is a sales sheet. It's not a trail head. It's a sales sheet. It's a website that describes a product. That's not a fucking trail head. It's sales collateral.

I believe it's what they call that. Yeah. And a trailblazer is someone who read your bullshit fucking site and spouts out zombie bullshit like you do. It's a salesperson. That's not a trailblazer. That's a salesperson. Why do you do it? It sounds much better to be a trailblazer than sucker that put their product. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We call our customers the smartest people in the world. And if you want to be one of the smartest people in the world, you too can be a customer. I thought I was going to- You're right now.

This woman is using all of these $10 worth. And trying to make it see much more complex and complicated than it actually is. And at one point, Christina, our fearless host, has to translate it for her. What I'm hearing you say is that there's, you know, that some of these customers are able to use the DX platform and build Salesforce apps more easily

than if they didn't have that platform. Yes, that was the whole point of all of this. Is that you could build apps using within Salesforce.com, you could build apps in there. And this woman couldn't spit that out. She has a bit of a problem speaking. Is it okay if I bring that up? Ha ha ha ha.

You know it. No, no, no, because she's a woman of color. It would be wrong. Well, I'll make one of the white girl. I'll make it one of the white girl. Okay, I think she's right. Okay, I'm assuming. So, okay, what we're gonna hear right now is my number seven.

She accuses the guest, the cowork-worker, the woman, of having software privilege, which first of all is amazing. But I listen to this clip three times before I understood that's what she was doing and you'll see why I added a belt. And not everybody had the opportunity and the access and the skills and the knowledge and being told that you had to, you know, two to 16, start studying software development and go to NC State, you know, some of us,

you know, got our degrees and business degrees and now need to figure out how to write software. Crouch, can I tell you, parallel thinking here. I have the exact same clip except for what I did because I use David Lee Roth to point out every time please, she had her crutch word. And not everybody had the opportunity and the access and the skills and the knowledge you had to, you know, two at sixteen, sort of studying software development and go to

MC State, you know, some of us, you know, the victories and the business degrees and now need to figure out how to write software. Hey. Yo. Yeah. It takes a big, no, to admit when I'm beat. But I'm doing, that was good. Yeah.

It's like the LR. Yeah. Hey, I have that same clip, but then I decided to go back and listen to the whole episode again. So I mean, if you don't think I did work for this, Carl, I have that super clip. I think it's number 15, the last clip, there are no duplicates.

You are the man. I believe this is the first first time co-host to come in with a super cloud. I'm excited. Let's see it. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,'ll say, a thing, you know Salesforce, you know. It's a sandwich. Everything is a fucking sandwich. And then producer Krusttermianne this, that did you know she was singing back up in the 70s, my number nine.

I did that, that was really impressive, I thought. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, Pitchy dog. It's just a bad little thing. Yeah. It wouldn't have been bad enough that she was the a no girl. She was the a and um girl too. Yeah. It was. It wasn't just one crutch. She had it all going for her. I know that everyone pulled this clip, so I'm just going to beat you guys to the punch. At a certain part in this show, the conversation ends.

They have nowhere else to go with the conversation. And then something beautiful happens. You know, it forces us to do what we should have been doing anyway. I would agree with that. So, um, the Paul, what are your thoughts so far? I don't have much to add. It's really great to hear how the developer experiences such a focus. Dynamide dropped in money and broadcast school has really paid off.

And can I add 22 minutes in? That guy sits there in silence for 22 minutes. The chick finally turns to him and he goes, well, I don't have much to add. And then... It is defense. There was nothing to add at that point. Sure. But he could have been like, I forgot he was there. Yeah, he could have said some weather we're having, isn't it? And it would have been way better. It would have improved the show.

But you know, I want to know, I mean, I did a little more research on this. And I looked at the LinkedIn profiles from these three people. Oh boy. And from the two women, it was like three or four paragraphs long. They're little about me thing. Just like the website, just like this podcast, they blow-viated, they kept going on. This guy is actually an MIT graduate, has been in media before and he's about two sentences. It was kind of like him on the podcast, said two things I'm out of here. Yeah. Well, and then'm out of here. Yeah.

Well, and then she's blowing them all up. My number six is like, oh, this guy's the fucking greatest. Paul the Steelers would be getting his hands dirty with development and was, you know, was a software engineer in the 80s. And, you know, so. That's true. I just had a conversation with someone about how we both

founders have finally giving up E-Max for coding and using Visual Studio Code. Oh, Visual Studio Code! And you were on fucking E-Max and you're gonna sit here and tell me you're a professional software developer? You all put up a BI on a terminal, like a fucking professional, you motherfucker, and then you come talk to me about all your fucking bullshit. You hear me? I do Trucker Andy was not gonna be the right guy for this episode. I had a feeling I've been a professional guitar player for 40 years

Oh, yeah, what's your axe? I got a fish or price you could leave Fuck you What you couldn't get nano to boot for fuck's wrong with you The virtual machine wouldn't boot up. I don't know, but I mean, I have not been involved in the corporate tech world. My co-host and Grumpy Albenz, Ryan Bemrejo's has. He worked for Microsoft.

I made him listen to this and he's like, I only caught like half of what they were talking about. Dude, this felt like I was in a job interview. Yeah. Much of this show, I felt like I was in a job interview. Yeah. Much of this show, I felt like I was in a job interview, which are not fun. Yeah. And then the rest of the show, I felt like I was in a fucking sales

of me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was getting pitched software by this woman nonstop. And they were all playing along too. It's like, and you don't have to have a lot of money to get involved in Salesforce. Do you?

Oh, no, not at all. Like Salesforce is the most expensive CRM there is when you talk about you. I have a lot of money to get involved. But you don't have to be GM or Ford, do you? Yeah. like Salesforce is the most expensive CRM there is when he talking about you have a lot of money to get involved. But you don't have to be GM or four do you? Yeah, but those are the two answers. Those are the two examples. Actually, we only want to go after the top one percent of companies in the world. Those are our customers.

Everyone else can go fuck themselves. You make more money there. Oh, this one woman, Christina, wants to talk about COVID so badly. And she tries to steer the conversation in a way that's all COVID related. You know, our world, it is currently in crisis. And I know that businesses are leaning on their developers to build more new and innovative products. All right, sorry, that was Marina, first of all.

People are always leaning on their developers to create new products and innovative products. That's what developers do. Yeah, I'm always leaning on my gas station at the time it's to pump gas. Right, I'm leaning on that. You gotta do it. But that was just such nonsense.

It's like, well, now with COVID, we need products to be innovative and new. Okay, that makes no sense at all. And then she has the balls to talk about how good COVID is It's like, well, now with COVID, we need products to be innovative and new. Okay. That makes no sense at all. And then she has the balls to talk about how we've done things more. I'll just tell you that Q2 for Salesforce was a really good quarter. Oh really? My wife was forced out of work. How fun for you. That was great. All right, last thing on this because Christina is determined to bomb everybody out.

I don't know why, but she brings up something here that is so ridiculous. Yeah. Whether they're building a, you know, a grant, a grant management system for philanthropy, or they're, you know, or they're building a, you know, global child helpline for tracking, you know, for, for handling children who are, who are facing higher levels of abuse at home and tracking that from a case management perspective. I think we can go on the entire episode without mentioning domestic child abuse. Yes, I just know that out there. Wow, it's very important.

Well, you know, child abuse requires new and innovative software car. Obviously, and a CRM. She goes, these are both applications that CRM's can help with. Child abuse? That's the last thing I would have thought of. Yeah, if you want to properly beat your children, come to our product right now and we will get you set. We'll ping you multiple times a day to make sure that you're beating your child out of schedule.

Yes, it's an honor to get off schedule. It's all honor made. Children love, yeah, they love the beatings on a schedule. They don't like when the beatings don't come at the right time. Wow. Oh, man, I mean, I know, I wait to talk about child abuse, but why are these people talking about child abuse? They're trying to shield their software.

Darren, what else you got, buddy? You know, I thought the question that was, at least my answer, the answer she gave that was my favorite is clip number 8 as far as what has changed. Oh, yeah, okay. Did you find anything that you had to change about how you worked when you didn't go into the office

anymore? I think one of the things that we had to change was the way that our team communicated with one another, we had to change was the way that our team communicated with one another. We had to find, you know, when we were in the office, we were pretty close together. We're a close-knit team. And so we had to really figure out ways in which we could transform that closeness into having the same experience while we were all working in a distributed fashion.

How did you make that change? Well, I'll tell you one thing we did, just a simple thing that we did. Every day we used to have lunch. And so now every day we still have lunch. We have a water cooler lunch at the same time every day. And at the same time, everyone showed up at the lunch room table is what we do now we show up

in our virtual water cooler slash lunch. So your big idea is to take away people's lunch break. Yeah. Spend you lunch break with your co-workers on Zoom. She's fucking Christ. Eat in front of the webcam, make sure it's like all AMSR, so you can be like, that's what you gotta do. Holy shit. Oh shit. I wanna point out, the reason why these things, these virtual happy hours and virtual lunches,

the reason why they suck, and I don't know if people realize this, is because everyone's listening to the conversation at all times, you can have side conversations with someone. There are things that I don't want to talk to a coworker about because she even says after that she goes, I kick into step talking about work though. Well, that's because that's the only thing

they all have in common with each other. Like there's coworkers who might be also bills fans. And I'll talk to them about the bills game that just happened, but I don't want to talk to Susie about it. She doesn't give a fuck. So if I'm on lunch with both Susie and Billy Bill's fan, I can't talk about the bills now. It's kind of leave somebody out speaking to leave people out. Daryl, what are

your thoughts on that virtual? Susie. But virtual lunch. I mean, I was just trying to picture that. Like, I don't know how many people are in their teams, but as they're like, you know, 20 people on the screen all watching each other eat. I just didn't really understand how this was going to bring their team closer together. Now, I would understand if you were like, well, we all decided upon a game and we all played a game, you know, where you can have teamwork and all this other stuff. But, you know, what we had lunch, so now we're going to have more lunch.

Lunch is the answer, of course. They try to be true. I apologize. I usually jerk off during my lunch break. So I hope you guys don't mind. I was going to move this camera down to see what I'm up to. Yeah, don't tube in it. But I tell you, I mean, since your last episode,, so I hope you guys don't mind. I was gonna move this camera down to see what I'm up to. Yeah, don't tube in it, but I tell you,

I mean, since your last episode, man, I've been jelking so much. I can't even get my pants on, man. It's a organ, Brian. Are you supposed to make your softer, flaccid cock? No. I mean, that's, that is what is great about your show, is that you get to hear all sorts of podcasts,

you normally wouldn't, and you realize how insane the world is. I've been realizing that for the last few years, yes. You're providing a service. It's a scary place. It's a scary place where everyone's allowed to say whatever the fuck they want on the internet, unless they're on certain platforms, I wish they'll get banned for it. Grooch, hey, uh, I got nothing at. No, I'm good. They're uncertain platform so which they'll get banned for it. Gross! Hey! Uh... I got nothing at.

So, let's...I think you guys summed it up nicely. I'm gonna step into the fucking minefield right here. Uh...let's talk about black kids, number 10. Okay. Here we go. Children who look like our children, African-American children, they cannot afford to be able to be exposed to computer programming at $1,500 to $1,800 a pop. So they're talking about having a camp for black kids

to learn how to code. And this whole idea that you have to send your kids to a camp for thousands of dollars. Raspberry Pi is 40 bucks. And it does everything a desktop computer does. It runs fucking Linux. You can code on it. You can build, you can control robots with it.

It's 40 fucking dollars. For 80 bucks, you can get a screen and a keyboard. In a mouse. For 80 bucks. And then an internet connection. You can be up and running. You can execute code on this thing all day. The amount of instructional material that's available for free out there.

On YouTube. You can learn how to code from the internet. On YouTube. I mean, and if you got a question, if you're halfway through your program and you're like, fuck this, one thing doesn't work, you go to a website, you copy, you paste it, and people will line up to help you understand not only what to do, but why you should do it. The environment for learning computer science is incredible and these people are still stuck in this idea that oh there's this barrier because you got to go to camp for

$2,000 to fucking learn how to code. No for a hundred bucks in an internet connection and you're sitting home watching Netflix anyway you already have the fucking connection you know what I'm saying? Like the barrier to get involved is nothing and now we're gonna pretend like it's this whole racial thing oh black kids will never be able to afford a code no if you got a box you can watch Netflix on you can run fucking code on it you can get your shit going I don't know why we're pretending like it's this fucking unreachable thing oh my god who could ever touch software in their day-to-day life asshole right all around you dude are you gonna jump you oil or what? Jesus?

And then poor white kids come on. Yeah, and then she has the fucking balls The balls to say this my number. Oh, and one of the great things about it is My husband are both in computer programming and so we're great African-American role models in the industry. And I think that's pretty impactful for our students who are African-American to be able to see themselves in this field of computer programming. Oh, yeah.

Notice, and Carl. And that same clip. That's why she's doing, that's why she set up this thing. It wasn't for the kids. It was because she wanted to be a role model and impactful. Mm-hmm. And imagine the fucking co-honies to walk around and be like, well, Carl, I'm a bit of a hero. I have tons of children who look up to me and model their life after my choices, and I mull them into strong,

wonderful children to fucking take over the world. you know, fucking break. Are you serious? Me and my husband are both fucking heroes. And listen, she has darker skin than I do, so I probably am not allowed to point this out. But what a racist statement that is to make that black children cannot afford to go to a camp. My next door neighbor is over here. I have a pretty nice neighborhood, Kraus.

My next door neighbor is a black, two houses down. Black people are there too. Of course, Carl's got the black people mad I'm just saying that with the push pins on the map are Well, no that's dangerous there's a spada couple I got my hand. Look at the colors of the pushpins. Yeah, I was going to say it's a different color pushpin or what is there like is there a you know string connecting them all to do they is there a message in here. I'm going to get canceled.

Uh, Derek, Derek, say me. It's like number 13. This, this, this just shows you when the host hates the guest, a number 13. So if our listeners would like to support us, you can go to www.codeage.com. And that will allow you to, um, mmm, bring it up again. I'm so glad we can edit this out.

But they didn't. Yeah, they left it in. So that's my favorite because what that told me was, she fucked up a lot and they fixed up all of her other fuckups. She's like, oh man, we gotta fix another one. I think they just got tired of fixing them at some point. Yeah.

Well, they did a version where they cut out all the you-nose and it was 11 minutes long, so they had to revert to the previous revision. That must be what it is. Yes. Wow. I do believe it. And well, they nobody obviously added

a anti-reverber anything to it, because that's quite prevalent. I mean, I don't understand you're a software company. So you're in tech. Why you can't, you know, her microphone really sounded like she was using the laptop microphone in a gymnasium and maybe underwater with some extra added reverb. And in a couple of the clips, their Simon's going off the background and shit. Yeah, close the window. Safe neighborhood. Yeah.

There could be in Carl's neighborhood. We don't know. Enough about my neighborhood. I don't need Patrick Michael with more information about where I might live. So, this I thought was kind of funny. I think that there are people who are going to be listening to this podcast who are inspired to solve particular problems. Wrong.

Why would you think that? You think listening to this podcast, it's all just a sales pitch. It's going to inspire people to solve problems. Why would you pass it? All right, this woman sucks at interviewing. Mm-hmm. She asks the world's dumbest question.

I'm gonna play it and then I'll ask you guys if you know what the answer might be. Where do they start with Salesforce? Like what's the URL to go start to, you know, to turn yourself from an analytically minded person into a, you know, into a Salesforce developer and an Apex developer. What do you think the URL is? I guess it started with Salesforce, Darren. I'll ask you first.

Um, maybe, uh, um, Salesforce.com maybe? Oh, maybe. I don't know. What do you think, Rosh? See, I was going to go marina dot salesforce.net slash index.php question mark and then a session. I don't know. I give up. I don't know.

I was gonna ask jeez. This is the answer, everybody. Well, I would say that they would just start with salesforce.com. Oh, you were right. Oh, wow. I should have thought that's where you get your trail head. Yeah.

Yeah. Become a fucking trailblazer. Oh boy. I just want the trail head. At one point, this was great. I don't know if you guys caught this, but at one point, Christina's like, wow, when you talk, it's really boring. And Marita says this. That's the problem that I've been trying to solve. Since I was at SES. That's the problem that I've been trying to solve. It's from since I was at Sess. All right, that didn't actually happen. That went to fucking made my day though.

If she would call it her out for how boring she was. Yeah, well, that was almost like, that was clip number five I had, where it was like 13 minutes in and then she's like, well, it's finally getting, this will get interesting. So let's get into some of that a bit. I mean, that's where I think it gets interesting for our listeners.

So it's like 13 minutes in. It's finally going to get interesting for the listeners. We're just 45% of the way into the show, by the way. It's not like a three hour log podcast, that God. Right. And spoilers for anybody if they really want to go listen, it doesn't get interesting at that point either that was a lie You know what's interesting usually when I listen to a podcast only 30 minutes long

I will listen to multiple episodes because I want to get a sense of what's going on and more enough clips to really Analyze it correctly. This one. I was dawn. I'm a 30 minutes like that's put up bloody. I get it I fucking get it. Yeah, I I said, I gave it a shot. Same format, different boring dude. And more product manager bullshit. Oh, I fucking drew a graph that says this estimate and then next week I'm gonna ask for a new estimate and then I'm gonna update my graph.

Cause I'm smart. No, you're in charge of smart people. You are fucking moron. And I am glad you guys had pretty much, you know, the same clips, because I found it very hard to clip because it all seemed like just 30 minutes of the same thing.

Just like a drone, just droning on and on and on. Well, it makes you feel like you're at work, which is the absolute one I want to have when I'm listening to a podcast. I want to hear Alex Jones telling me that the world is that big. I don't want wanna listen to these people talk about their products and their spec sheets

and their sales collateral. Yeah. And next week's podcast, we're gonna look at a PowerPoint slide. Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun. We're gonna talk about 401Ks for an hour. It'll be wonderful. Yeah, and how they're not,

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You know what? I was going to let Darren go but I have a feeling Darren's going to want to talk about Alex Jones with us. Sure. I put you on the spot now. You got to? I was gonna let Darren go, but I have a feeling Darren's gonna want to talk about Alex Jones with us. Sure I put I put you on the spot now. You kind of got to say that hey, we're turning the frogs game man. Come on Oh, that's old hat man Alex Jones now We got a whole thing going on with this guy because Trump's no longer in office and Jones has a man crush on Trump. And it's really funny because Ellis Jones doesn't live in reality as I think most of us know.

Yeah. But to a point now that I find comical, yeah, he starts off one of these shows this week Wednesday. Talking about how this impeachment hearing is a chance for Trump to take down the establishment. Regardless, this is the trial of the president. And I think he should be there. I think he should testify.

And this is really Trump's chance to turn the tide. How many times in the last year since COVID hit is, and just wait for it, Trump's got something up his sleeve. He's gonna come up with something so amazing. Trust the plan. Yep, and he goes out and say this. Put Trump in there on the witness seat and let them attack him and lie about him.

And all he's got to do is have a hit list of exhibits after they attack him and he puts on and it will destroy them right out of a Perry Mason movie. Ha, ha, ha, ha. He thinks that the testimony before the Senate is going to destroy the Democrats. Yeah. Good luck. What's he talking about?

I, he, okay, I listen to Thursday mornings and he's had something that had me roll in my number 20 and it was the same basic thing sort of, but. Oh, I am this too. Trump, if he gets off the defense, could be the president of the world as Chris Ruddy of Newsmax said in a very important interview that's gone viral last night. And he says, Trump can now be president of the world. That's actually a true statement. He has that level of leadership and that level of popularity. If he'll just do it and

grab the bull by the horns. This is like, this is a guy who hates global government and the whole concept of it. It's like, Trump should be president of the world. And that is the problem. And he wants it both ways. With everything that he talks about, he wants it both ways. He's been jerking off for five years with liberal tears. Everybody hates Trump and he's jerking off all the liberal leaders against Trump. Everyone hates Trump.

And then he turns around and goes, Trump is so popular, he could be off all the liberal leaders against Trump everyone hates Trump and then he turns round goes Trump is so popular He could be president of the world Right because this world order is dangerous unless you lead it exactly and he gets into shit like that Yeah, Trump left office with 29% approval Regardless of how you feel about him you can't turn around be like he's so popular He could just fucking rule the world and everybody be cool with it because everybody loves the guy but you just for the last five years you've been saying everybody hates the guy you want it both ways so I have an example of that crowd please yes and when they show he talks about how defending Trump has not been good for his business so there's all

these fools that go on and go Jones is defending Trump because he makes money off of it yeah have you think 50 Democrat lawsuits and getting de-platform your bank accounts taken and PayPal taking away and kicked off everything, oh, man, it's wonderful. It's, it's so good to stand up for Trump. Okay. So now he admits that supporting Trump has actually been very bad for him to the point where there was an ad spot, his, I listed the L show as many years ago,

his ad used to be actually ads. Yeah, like people would pay for time to promote their products, you know, like an advertisement. This is literally a 60 second spot during the Alex Jones show in 2021. Tell me if you could tell me what's being advertised here. All right, listen closely. I'm Mr. Dictionary has a very simple definition of terrorism. Another dictionary is have summer

ones. Terrorism is the threat of force or actually carrying out force for a political or financial reason. It's basically carrying the hell out of people until you submit to them. That's exactly what all this overblown COVID-19 garbage is. You see the headlines from CNN and ABC News. Doctors say it's worse than they ever thought. COVID-19, I was thinking they could ever imagine. They told us that 2.5 million people would be dead just 8 months ago within 3 months. Okay?

It's a quarter million if you count all of the people that died of other things, we're talking 96% at comorbidity. These are real numbers. These are real facts. This is the chicken little event. We all run our houses, never come out and are taught we're not essential. All the big box stores in Amazon take over the planet. Rebuke it, stand up against it. This is slavery. It is not something you can put up with and survive. Brought to you by Salesforce.com. Yeah, take my money. Yeah, I was thinking my pillow. But I guess I think it's so funny. What Ellen shows decided was I might forget to say that COVID is a hoax on the sex episode. I better pre-record a 60-second spot to

remind people that COVID is a hoax. Just in case I don't let bring that up. Yeah. In that joke conversation. And I got a tiny, I got a piece of one of those, my number 18 is same thing, commercial break, but it's just a clip from the show that you were listening to. The storm is, it's a globalist storm.

There's not gonna be martial law for Trump. There's gonna be martial law for the globalist. They're trying to set you up Don't be involved in violence expose the new rule order and expose the takeover with information That's how we beat these people with truth Alex Jones the bastion of truth Now here's the thing that was fascinating to me. So the the

Sandy hook lawsuits went pretty poorly for Mr. Jones. Right. And he's on the hook for saying some pretty crazy shit. And now that a bunch of people snore him into the Capitol and broke some windows and killed some people, now he was there. He was there like chanting and doing the whole thing, but then yelling, all right, everybody stop peace. Everybody, no, no, peaceful, peaceful. He's got a vested interest in these were great patriots, but they were peaceful, but anti-fossil in the broke shit

because they're jerks, but it was that that that that my number 16. That's why the globalists are trying to infiltrate all of our Patreon organizations and provocateur them into violence so that they can short circuit our legitimate movement to point out that Joe Biden is a communist Chinese agent and is totally illegitimate. So this is a very, very dangerous time. All right. Good times. He had a boogey-lube boy on. Yeah. I might say, I couldn't pull any clips from it, but yeah, apparently this guy was one of the boogey-lube boys. Jones is on there yelling at him for them having, you know, creating this violence. He's trying to pin it on anybody. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The fucking proud boys were doing it

in the boogey-lube boys. It wasn't me. I swear to God pin it out anybody. Oh yeah. Yeah, the fucking prod boys were doing it. In the Boogell of Boys, it wasn't me. I swear to God. Exactly. And it's all that. Because, you know, again, he's scared he'll be on the hook for even more. He, you know, lost millions of dollars in this last thing. And this is my last thing on the piece.

But this clips all over the place. But it's number 17. New York Times calls him on the phone and everyone else will be crappin' breaks, not him. I've got the Wall Street Journal New York Times all calling me for, you know, asking me questions about it and the answer is, I don't know nothing. People say, oh, Jones, you're running scared. No, I know nothing.

People have also said, oh, Jones, you must be really scared. You're calling for peace and you're calling for everybody to not be violent. We need to overthrow the Siddledjettahett of the government and that's mainly informants and online globalist stirring that up and agitating that. But there's some real people out there that are actually pushing this and your idiots. I'm not the one crapping bricks. You're going to be the one crapping bricks. We carry out some type of violent stuff. You give the globalists whatever they want. Everyone I don't like is a globalist, including the people on my team.

Yeah, if they do something I don't like. It's, yeah, it's crazy. He gave very specific instructions. If you're in a militia, more of you're in one of these organizations, like a right-wing organization, and someone tries to convince you to do something violent, they work for the CIA.

They're a CIA operative, say no, refute them because they're obviously infiltrated to your group. Yeah, it's fetch. And I talk to fetch all the time. The fetch come up to me and they tell me they have agents outside of it. I like to be as lost as such a humor though.

Yeah. So I'm mostly to Wednesday's show and they're talking about, they're playing the cup of Fauci saying, you know, where two masks is probably even better, you know, where two masks is probably even better, you know, and whatever, these fucking say it. And so then they bring out that you can actually catch COVID from farting.

Don't. And so for this reason, Fauci probably also has a butt plug. Ha ha ha ha ha. Well, snopes should check that claim. In force claims that Dr. Fauci has a butt plug to size of a fire hydrant stop co-COVID. And if you don't put a giant butt plug in, I'm serious. You are helping spread COVID. So we need to know we'll be China's coming with anal testing. Now it's going to be here.

I'm even joking. That is true, by the way, that anal testing thing. They shut down your ass. And you talk about one in both ways. He says all the time, this is a Christian show. There's a family show, family of listen to the show. And he drops F-bombs, he talks about butt plugs, he talks about pedophilia fucking three times an hour.

It's pretty loud. He does, he does like talking about that. So one of the things I love about Alex Jones is that, and I compare this to like Scientology, if you remember the South Park episode, that finally broke down Z-New and all the ridiculous horse shit. Yeah, yeah. You only learn about when you're 10, 12 years into Scientology,

you've already dedicated hundreds of thousands of dollars. And at that point, you're so invested, you're like, sure, Z news a thing But did you hear about it without all of that grooming or whatever you want to call it? It sounds programming. It sounds fucking crazy What happens with Alex Jones is if you're a new listener and you're just tuning in he's already gotten to fucking crazy town Oh, yeah, so you just listen to like wait what the fuck just happened here listen to who runs the world I this even for me. I was like, wow, okay.

I'm talking about the globalists. And the idea that we want to be them, when they want to be us and want to run our lives and put their DNA of dead aborted kids into us. And they're just psychotic, sultra rich, heirs of the Nazis, German royalty and Transylvanian royalty, the house of Dracula actually runs it all, and it's just like,

did you know that Dracula runs the world? You know, that actually explains a lot. Does it? Now that he brings that up, that's making sense to me. Is that why we have curses and effects of the Dracula could go out and do whatever the fuck he wants? That's exactly, yeah. Right, that's why this whole thing's not turned.

Why don't you want the truth to come out, Carol? Come on. That's why I love about Alex Jones because every known again, he tries to explain things in a way that seems possible and plausible. And then he just fucking loses it and just goes for the, this is actually all, this is great. He talks about how far back this actually goes this new world order and all this stuff He's talking about the Jacobins and I didn't realize how far back this actually what books and articles out in in Newarker magazine and things about the

Jacobin revolution is here. We are Jacobins Remember nobody told you about Jacobins, but but me and Lord Monkton because he's a historian I'm not bragging. I'm saying if you don't know who you're up against, you don't have any hope. This is a 4,000 year old Egyptian death cult secret society. Okay, that's where all this crap comes from. No shit.

It started 4,000 years ago at Egypt. Yeah, and it's so secret that no one but him is art of it. But then he could say that the rappers all wear Egyptian stuff because of that. Oh yeah. So Jay-Z knows about this shit, but you don't. Well, then there are last Beyonce videos proof. Just look at it Carl. All the sides are there.

Side just symbols around the world. Um, his show is really boring these days. There's hours long stretches where sometimes he's not there. Sometimes he's interviewing people. He sounds hungover. He's eating half the time as mouth is full. Like, the show is like, you know, even for Alex Jones level. But then every week or two, he will lose his shit and they'll chop it up and they make it into those 60 second bumpers, they push the videos online and all this kind of shit.

So he freaked out about two weeks ago and they've been pushing this video out for weeks And I love every second of it number 13. All right, so I've done the best job. I can't I'm not bitching at the crew Or you or anybody I'm just saying it's hard for me to get up here and do a normal show But we have a group of corporate criminals literally gang raping us Literally which might explain the quality of the show It's tough to do a broadcast when you're being literally gang raped by corporate criminals Literally! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

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Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! They want to rape your wife, they're balsamets, they're jackabuns. It's all over man, all over So I mean he's taking it well, you know, he's optimistic Thanks my turn around and then he has a prediction for the common man like you know This is what could happen to you if you don't care You know what I mean like this is you know you know, if you better pay attention to Alice, this is a consequence. You're gonna be just like a baby at six months being chopped up in its mother's womb. You're not a human, you're not essential, you're dead.

They're gonna kill you, because you don't care. I mean, it's hard to argue with that. We would listen to Salis pitches this entire episode. So, yeah. Really incredible. And I really, I prefer Alex Jones. I prefer that pitch. I mean, it's more entertaining. And they, you know, I don't know.

I was gonna say he's more insane, but maybe he may be less insane than the women on the pod game. Honestly, he makes sense to me. Well, it was so, I was like, all right, yeah, I get it. He ain't seen you know over over again. He's got a point to make.

That's true. He's a broad character. And a motherfucker can say, um, my number 19, he comes back from the break with some Metallica. He stomps on his own bumper twice. And it's, this is the best shit I've ever heard. On the last. Mainstream media government cover ups. You want to stop tyranny? Will so does he. Live from the

info wars.com studios. It's Alex Jones. On last breath. Better raise your ears. Lock up your wife and children now. Just now you've got

some company. Postman up your life and children now. Just now you've got some company. Whole sprinter drawing Mira. They're coming. GMO food, 5G, deadly mRNA, gene therapy injections. They are coming. Take your life. Now he's using the alternate lyrics from the black set. Which is, it changes a little bit at the end. What I love about that is this guy non-stop. We have breaking news coming up.

The most important news you're going to hear in your life. Coming up in the next hour. Coming up soon. I never, and the show always says, I didn't get to the news I wanted to get to. Maybe I'll just sing it a lot with the fucking battalion guys. He's just fucking around. And he'll spend a half hour summarizing science fiction movies

You know this whole thing is all science fiction and then he reads headlines and he never even gets what the articles about or who's Eddard what he reads the headline he flips out China's got anal testing and then he yells about that works It in every concern. He didn't even read the articles to see what the fuck it is or how it works or why it's important or what it doesn't even matter. It doesn't matter. China works for asshole. China wants your asshole because they're China majors and Biden is going to come to your house and swap your children's spots.

I love that movie. Just like Charlton Heston did. Performance art. Did you know that they have proof that Trump won the election? Oh. I bet you're excited to hear this. I am actually. Here's some proof.

And if the crew wants to do this, they can do this. I was looking at Google search trends. Biden, as a Google search trend, was almost nonexistent in the year 2020. Almost nonexistent. Trump on the Google search trend is like, number one, Overt Biden had the most votes ever. And then the other thing I noticed, Alex,

two of the top three word associations with Biden on the search trend were pedophilia and dementia. So the world knows who this guy is. Now immediately after that, Alex just, I love all that, you can think, fuck Google, you can't trust Google, until it tells them things of fake life, they're like, oh, look at what Google's saying.

The New York Times even agrees with Google on that, who cares about either of those things? So anyway, I mean, that interpretation wouldn't pass a fourth grade, it shouldn't pass, but yeah, yeah, no, yeah. So then, Alex chose, it's so excited about this news, especially the pedophilia part of it, that he has an orgasm. So I mean, I agree, Owen, they did the this news, especially the pedophilia part of it. That he has an orgasm.

So I mean, I agree, Owen, they did the close shot, flip the page, I've got this OCD thing issue, I've got it just need this to happen. Oh, it's about to happen. Oh, oh, oh, we're actually showing you that. Joe Biden, pedophilia number three. I hate like that. Family show.

The family show. I mean, I'm an adult, I don't want to hear this guy orgasming. It's, and I promise you, a half hour before that, he was quoting scripture. And like, fucking it up and misinterpreting it and reading it from shit that's not in the Bible. But Jesus said, I will come onto you and swab your asshole. And then he gives a fake orgasm.

He's like, there's a family show. All right. Speaking of not understanding how things work, he talks about, you know, we use the word fight like we would if we were the coach of a sports team. You know, again, he's covering his ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, I've said fight a few times,

but you know what I mean. Kill those motherfuckers, not literally. Not literally, not literally. We're literally being gay, right? But don't literally fight them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is just a fuck up that I know Alex Jones born in race in Texas knows better than this oh my gosh his Jones gonna get

indicted because the night before the sixth event he said if you want to fight you better believe you go that's like singing a baseball game we're gonna get my fight at halftime and halftime in a baseball game. Yeah, what kind of speech is our coach is giving a halftime of a baseball game? Well, the goalie of the baseball team, usually he doesn't inspire a speech. Check me. Yeah.

All right, I just thought that was funny because that's a mistake that no one's ever made. Yeah, that's right. That's literally, and no one makes that mistake. It's belouching in animal house, you know, with a German bound Pearl Harbor, that nobody cares. He's rolling. He's not a role. Let him go.

Uh huh. All right. Let's talk about being on a roll. Remember, everything is both Q is fake, but it's also real, but it's definitely fake, but it's also very real and also buy some vitamins. Number 21. But see, that's the Q. Trust the plane,

operation trust is everything that Patriots magically believe that Trump was going to do and all this great authoritarianism that wasn't going to be great is actually turned around and put on us. So everything that we you were told reversed it and it's the opposite. That's why the queue leader said, go home, it's over, none of this was real. Well, the child molesting, the world government, the cloning, the GMO, the deadly vaccines, all of the great reset, that's all real. It was just the fake days and the mass arrests and the underground bases with going to kids.

That was all crap. I've got some bad news. Our best-selling vitamin mineral fusion has sold out. Because people understand, in these stressful times, it's now more important ever and it goes I don't know No, you gotta buy his vitamins to survive the fucking car The way that they got wrong was it was the wrong pizza place

It was actually the pizza hot down the street. That was the pizza place And you know the whole thing look you was crazy bullshit. You believe Q here in any of that's complete nonsense And it's a government sci-op the CIA's using Q to control you But the great resets real and all those nail chips and the vaccines are real and the Puffelia is real and Joe Biden really is a lizard person with fucking shit under his skin. And the hollinotes, the hollinotes man-eater that was actually in the clip. Oh yeah, yeah. That's his bumper music.

It's so limital messaging there. That's a good point. I would have put that together. I was just thinking it wasn't really capturing the mood. That was going on, you know, some of my yacht rock playing, but since you played a little ad copy there, I have pulled out my favorite ad copy of all times. Please.

And as you know, I have some experience in advertising. I heard that about it. So I know good ad copy when I hear it. Now a limited supply is back and stock. 25% off, and in fullwarestore.com. Polyblock again, is available. Is this one minute ad?

I don't have time to tell you all about it. Ah! Ah! Ah! Look, I can go on and out about great the Sprite is, but who has the time? Yeah. Just buy it.

Just go fucking buy it. I can't imagine how quickly I'd be fired if I brought that and coffee to the client Yeah, I get it was something really good. We don't even have time to tell you how amazing the product is. Yeah It's probably so great. We could never summarize it in 60 fucking seconds You can fit three and a half paragraphs in this time. I could even say how good it is Press out scoffie who knows how good it? Because I don't have time to tell you. Yeah. Now, in Carl, I'm sure you're on top of this.

You need a catchy name. When you got a good product, you need a catchy fucking name. That's true. One is Bobby's ultimate turmeric formula that is a dried turmeric extract, 95% humanoid people love it. That's selling out. Despite that, it's still discounted, then four store- for store up hop and then also selling out this week is our Liquid turmeric extract is called liquid turmeric extract

Now that's a copy That's a copy liquid turmeric extract and what's it called a liquid turmeric? Oh, right. Thanks. That actually does work so well and If you need some food you better stock the fuck up, man, my 23. And as all these clubbillists do this, and as they hoard the food, and as they prepare, you need to understand that you need 25-year food supply. 25 years! Imagine the fucking balls that be like, you need to buy from me.

25 years worth of groceries. From me, you need to buy it for me, because the goldblast you're gonna show off the food supply. Oh, okay, great, yeah. I go a week at a time. Can we just kind of like gradually get to 25 years? Gonna be like a month supply to start with or something? We're gonna jump from a week to 25 year.

That's a pretty big leap. You gotta have your own warehouse, right? How much food would you and your family eat in 25 years? Dude, you don't have a bunker? Then why are you listening to the Alex Jones show? Really? It's not with you. Oh, fucking a.

Yeah, the ads are still my favorite part. The ads are amazing. When I was listening to it this week, Crush, and by the way, I have to say, Alex Jones makes me depressed. When I listen to his show, there's a lot of G that comes over me, and I just don't, I feel like all

it's lost. Yeah. I think there's no point of going on. So I had to turn it off. But when I was listening to, to his show this week, I was thinking, you know, typically I fast forward through commercials. I don't think I'm able to do this show does that. But of course, typically, I'll like skip through commercials. I was like, I'm gonna know I like grilled cheese. Right. we just got to our commercial. Yeah, but Tim and I'll skip through them.

But I forgot, oh, that's right, this is one of the most entertaining parts of the show. And I actually look forward to the commercial break coming up because I gotta learn the COVID is a hoax. Yeah. And that there's liquid extract. I don't even know what the fuck that was. I'm so confused.

Close you know that polls are all bullshit. Is that true? That is true. Oh, and it looks Joe's gonna list a bunch of polls. I'm sure you've seen many times that actually aren't real. They desperately don't want that because they know he's very popular. They know he won the election. They have all these fake polls, folks saying, oh, everyone loves the lockdown. Real internal polls, 10% like it. Same thing in the UK. Oh, 75% the lockdown. Real internal polls 10% like it. Same thing in the UK, 75% like lockdowns that do internal polls, 15% like it. And they now know with the tracking apps that are already on the phones, they're just now telling you about it, that upwards of 79% of people in the UK don't follow the rules because they know it's crap. So they use these polls. Oh, everybody loves pedophilia. Everybody loves men and women's

sports. Everybody loves open borders. Everybody loves cancer. Everybody loves the gang bankrupt. Everybody loves being poor. Everybody loves Joe Biden. That was a good joker. I gotta give him a man. Everyone loves cancer. This is believable if people like him, Joe Biden. It's kind of a funny joke. I would like to be in on that phone survey though. Excuse me, sir, do you like cancer? Do you pause in a field of cancer? How do you feel about pedophilia?

Yeah, I want more than I want more pedophilia in my cancer. People are afraid to say that they're going to vote for Trump, but they are pro pedophilia. That's fine, don't throw that right out there. Hey, you got to make a stand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've just never seen these polls. I wish I could relate to this, but I can't.

And did you notice that his counter for polls was polls? Those polls are bullshit, because my poll says 76% of the people don't even follow rules. What are we talking about? That's always with Alex Jones' stick, though. So say the Washington Post reported blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then the next sentence is, and the Washington Post is lying to you because they said this, you're like, well, wait a second.

So you agree with the things you believe and disagree with the things you don't believe. Doesn't that make you not an expert? Yeah. Well, Alex is just pulling on a flaccid pole, come on. Yeah, basically, he's been jelkin for years man. He is the junk king of the world. But as you know Carl the liberal media is out to get him because they like to call everyone

a racist terrorist. My number 20. Well that actually is true but okay. You've got this group with GameStop off reddit saying hey look they did shorts on this. Let's make our own money on this. And because private citizens did it the news is calling that racist I mean if you try to give somebody water in the desert they call it racist this is that they just inject that into everything or but now it's terrorist terrorist although although they're terrorist I've got a bunch on this game stop thing I have

yet I haven't seen it called racist yet I mean it wasn't in the headline that was on some website you've never heard of I think Alex LGSJs could say that. He's tuned into different websites than I go to. I'm pretty sure. I think so. But I've read a lot of it. I haven't seen that. It is pretty easy to make an argument against something

if you make up to something in the first place. Yeah. And I didn't have time to look into it because he does a whole thing about the Democrats hate. It was something about the GameStop. The Democrats are against people buying the GameStop stock. Okay.

But then when you see the news articles, they quote several R's and D's who are all for it. And are actually like saying the same thing. Like this is, I follow left, I follow right. I follow Libertarian. This is the one thing that is united everyone. It's like, yeah, fuck the hedge funds. Yeah, fuck the hedge funds.

GameStop forever, you know what I mean? Yeah. I got two more here if you don't mind. Sure. So this one I found online and it's amazing. It's him talking to Gavin McKennaz and the less that about him, the better, but he says maybe the funniest thing I've ever heard. This is number 25.

I like Gavin McKennaz, by the way. I think it's funny. Let me tell you, I'm ready to kill people. I'm sick of this, not literally. The point is, I'm getting sick of this crap. That's one attitude. Another attitude is- I'm gonna give all our kids the child molesters,

God damn it, excuse me. You know, I'm not saying Lord's name and vain. I want these people down to hell. I'm literally praying God damn them to hell. That's not the Lord's name and vain. I mean that, I don't take God's name. That we ought to have a prayer called the God damn it prayer. God damn them to hell, please. You think Charlton has seen the plan of the age when he realizes this is earth and all his family died 10,000 years before and he's come

back through a wormhole. Everybody knows his dead. And's saying, God damn them the hell! You bastard, you blimp it all up! God damn you! He's not taking Lord's name at all! He's saying, God damn them! God damn them! God damn them! God fucking damn them the hell! You seem upset.

You have a freaking piss,. That's well done. I've never laughed hard in my life. So I'm gonna get hit again. He falls asleep in front of TMC and then he wakes up and he's like the plan of the Apes in Charlton, that's the end of it. You know what I mean? Since you played him acting,

I have a little acting on here. Now this is, I forget what the guy's name is, but this is another guy who is on the show because Ellison Utah, his family vacation. Oh, yeah. But Kit, just get, not take four hours out of his day to rent like a little thing. So they're talking about how Fought You

wants everyone to wear all these masks. So he has this guy who's back in the studio, start to put on multiple masks, and then test how much oxygen is getting in and how much carbon dioxide Like he's got some weird thing he's shoving up in his mask to count it So at this point Alex is telling him to keep putting on more and more masks and the guy is suffocating This sounds like some hack morning zoo Stunt boy, yeah, I just said something's done boy. This is stunt boy. Yeah, this is something stunt boy. This is stunt boy sharing.

Listen to us. More, more, more. More. I don't know how I like it. More, you're dirty. I don't know. More. You're gonna kill me.

No, keep going. This doesn't hurt you to bring more carbon dioxide. This hurt you to take poison vaccines. This hurt you to take fluoride. You're not GMOs good for you. Fats is good for you more. Listen, you're fired if you don't put 10 more on you dirty, stupid, now you're a terrorist. I can't even breathe. Yes, more.

Get a news hanging, killing. Oh, still. Now you're covered up like an Islamic woman in Saudi Arabia. Good. Well, there I back with our number two with the Bougalers. Hahaha! California's Dream is playing. He's murdering people to the mom and to the papa.

Yeah, I like this guy. And, no. I mean, if you're listening to that, you might want to be murdered. Yeah, imagine you got that going in your car and you rolled on the window at Wendy's. And they're like, you know, holding on to your head and you rolled on the window at Wendy's and they're like, you know, all the Wendy's could take your heart and I'm like, ah, you fucking mad at your filthy. By the way, the Boogelloo guy, I gotta give him credit. He was very well composed, very well spoken

when he was talking to Alex Jones. Alex Jones has this saying, the answer to 1984 is 1776. And this kid comes on, this guy comes on, and he goes, do you understand what that means? And he starts describing all of the different atrocities of the revolution or whatever you want to call him. I mean, one man's freedom fighters and other man's terrorists, right? So he starts talking about what 1776 actually was.

And he goes, Alex, I think that you just echo these things because you want to sell T-shirts. I don't think you actually believe in any of this shit. And it was one of the funniest things as Alex Jones lost his mind over that. I was like, wow, I've never seen on Alex Jones's show. Him getting called out as well as this guy called him out. Yeah, it was pretty impressive. Interviewed the Q-shom in a couple of weeks ago.

And that was fascinating. I wasn't able to pull clips from it, but. What the fuck? I was like, no word. I know. How did it say new though? This guy was cool as a goddamn cucumber, and Alex is yelling,

Q is bullshit, this is CIA, I got you. And the guy's like, well Alex, I think Q is really red pilled. A lot of people into our way of, you know what I mean? Like guys just fucking cool is gonna be. But so I'll tell you, I recognize the bunch of Alex's rhetoric.

You know what I mean? There was just shit that sounded familiar to me. Okay. And as you know producer Chris records band uh... band practice every week and so i went and this is from last week's practice this is carl talking to practice tell me the sound familiar uh... i don't know i'm not going to permission for this to be out there uh...

uh... you think you're safe in the world where they got kids with catapult on kd they are that you're safe in the world? Where they got kids with bad files on KD? They have their kids, you dumb son of a bitch! You think they're safe when they're even? Now we know the kind of vaccine kills old people But very apprehensive, right? You think we're safe?

And they're calling all the old people? And you think God likes us when we do that? It's all gonna burn! And I can say right now, I will not be part of this. I will not submit to it. You're a little early on that one. Wait for the one. Yeah, I know the problem is I'm screaming while playing guitar.

It makes it hard to count. It's impressive though. It's sounding. Yeah. I mean like Sam Kinnison. Yeah. You see that you raise that, he raised a pitch in a little bit. Alex Jones is Sam Kinnison. Yeah, but you know Carl hits all the notes as he's ranting. It's really,

it's quite, it's something to watch. It really is. There in which lyrics, what's your experience with the Alex Jones show? Very little. I mean, I've heard, you know, clips, but not something that I would follow normally, but I mean, he's necessary. I mean, this is the world we're living in now. Media on two different sides. I don't know if Alex Jones is that much more insane than Rachel Maddow. I think they're just not different sides in living in totally different bubbles and have hatred of the other side so much that it will rot your brain one way or the other. You know what? It sounds to me like you fucking know all about this shit. Very good. That's it. You know, just bringing that down into a live, you know, crystallizing that one thought there and what's going on. Darren, I want to thank you for hanging with us this week.

It's been really fun to talk to you and people should go check out Grumpy Old Benz where you mispronounced the same word multiple times. I've been known to do the same thing. I don't wanna say that a Dvorak when he was on your show, at the end was like, you know, you guys do this great, but it's just not in me. I'm not mean I could never do that.

And then he listens to my podcast and he does it. He did WATP on, no agenda, by making fun of the way I said in inauguration and I don't know why. I don't know where it came from. It was something in my DNA. I mean, I can say inauguration. It's not a hard word to say. I don't know where the L came from, but I appreciate it when it comes

down to it. Devorex saying it because it got grumpy old bands. A lot of people go, oh, I'll go listen to the moron who can't say inauguration or can say whatever. Well, Darren, I enjoyed my time when I was on with you guys on Grumpield, Benz, and I love all your contributions to the Noah Jenda show with John C. Divorck. I will take credit for him goofing on you.

I think since he did our show, he's been having more fun with the other people's podcasts and goofing on them. It's almost like spending time with Carl turns you into an asshole. What the hell? Is that it? Damn. Damn, I don't believe that, but it was early. It's fun. Anytime you want to come back and grumpy old Benz, anytime you need a co-host, just reach out. I'd love to do this again. And I will say the one thing you said when you were on grumpy old Benz about my co-host and I think it's his ringtone now because you know sarcasm and his brother pulled out a

whole bunch of clips for us and Ben Rose I'm talking about his brother and this is what you said about him. Your level of sarcasm is disturbing. Now if you're not going to say some of these level of sarcasm is disturbing, that means something man. That's like Alex Jones saying you're insane. That's like Donald Trump saying you mean it's just this is the greatest thing ever All right Well sir Ryan Bamrel who is hanging out in the discord right now is the co-host with sir Darren O'Neal And you guys should check out grumpy old bands, which is a Tech podcast, but it's more than that right

Yeah, it's more than that and I also do a solo show random thoughts are in dumb thoughts dot com, which is basically grumpy old bends without Pemrose. Beautiful. Well people will check that out. That's Carl. Darren, thank you so much for coming on man. It's great talking to you. You two, man. I'll talk to you later. All right. Sounds good. That was fun. Yeah. He was great. He's great. All right. So that brings us to a segment of the show that we like to do every week. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This is a clip from a podcast that was notably cringe worthy. And this one was sent in to us from Tony from Cleveland.

It's a podcast called Behind the Bastards. And what they're talking about in this show is the Spanish Civil War. This is the first minute of the show. They're talking about Spain and things they know about Spain and the guy can't stop himself with bringing the mood down quite a bit. Has really good seafood. You can say that about Spain. I can, oh my god. Yes. I have had

some amazing paella. One of the paella as I had was partly responsible for me vomiting on the limousine of the king of Spain, but that's amazing. That's a story for another day. So best friend, my best friend died in Spain. I don't know. No, no, that's a great thing to say. That's a couple of years ago, my old DJ, he flew to Spain. He was actually doing a, he was doing a master chef class with his pia, he's Filipino dude. He was gonna do this like, pia, adobo. It was this crazy Filipino Spanish.

That sounds amazing, yeah. Yeah, and he had like, and he just, his blood pressure dropped to zero. Oh shit, Diden is Airbnb. Five. That's horrible. That's horrible. Anywhere. Welcome to the show.

Yeah, wow, it's like, we're gonna talk about Spain today. Oh, I can tell you something about Spain. Yeah. We've got one, like, let's leave that out. I've listened to that show. And it's one of these shows where it's a book report that is read to a comedian. And there's certain show, there's a lot of shows with that format

some of them are good some of them not so much this guy has different people in every week and yeah That guy gonna get asked back anytime soon you think He that what was going on right there is actually better than most the community Okay, and you know, I'm the last guy to fucking be saying this. It's all these super woke people who are fucking a fan of my everything and and again, that's, I'm the last guy to fucking accuse people of that kind of shit. But it's like, it's unbearable. And then there's the producer chick.

And every time she opens her mouth, which is five times per episode, it brings everything to a fucking wall. She'll repeat the joke that the guy said and everybody laughed at. Now it's moved on, but then you know what I mean? Like, it's the fucking, yeah. It brings everything to a fucking wall. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe I brought some dad-town clips Carl. Oh, you did okay now look and here's why yeah, why is that because we every week We've been trying to stop talking about Patrick Michael and every week we failed so look and you guys will theme me on this You're following a band and you know a couple albums and shits going good and then they start pumping out crap and they think They're not able to recapture what it is that made them good. We don't know facts again I thought I'm a weez a new- Are we on a new- Are we on a new- Are we on a new- Are we on a new-

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He can never capture what made Shamus good, except that he can. Oh. He has the ability to go back and capture the spark that made me fall in love. Oh, good. With Shamus. I just got four clips here. They're from Dead Town. Now, Dead Town is a 10-minute show where he reads a one and a half minute ghost story.

There's a two-minute song where he says Dead Town over a 10 minute show where he reads a one and a half minute ghost story. There's a two minute song where he says that town over and over again. Then he gives a three minute intro soliloquy where he says that town over and over again. Then he reads all the main information about story. Then he finally reads the 90 minute. It's a 90 second story. Um, here is the intro to one of the shows. He's number 27. I'm sorry. I must have popped my pee or something. I don't know. Something happened there at the beginning. Uh, I'm not too worried about fixing that right now. Fix it! This beginning was the first thing that happened! But he gets back and he fucking nails the transition dude. Listen to this, it's amazing.

Right, just do the music. Transition music with my mouth. That'd be funny. Do the whole show. That's a pretty good, all right. That's all, dude, three aborted sentences in row and cut to the music. Just go back and do it again, buddy. Let's learn about reading comprehension with Shamus. Okay. It is important to practice. I mentioned on the briefcase how

Subtitles man They're so key. That's why I'm finding my Reading skills getting better or at least my acknowledgement of spelling of words. I mean of course With podcasting more people are speaking than they ever have what but more people are also texting Huh, so what are we doing? Are we evening it out by having podcasts and people talking? What? Because there's also so many people that aren't saying anything, but typing things? What the f***?

That is... Okay. One of the most insane things that he has ever said. Hold on, I was like, this is dead town? Yeah. Dead town. Is he just putting out on the feed or something? This is actually dead town.

This is in between the three minutes song about Dead Town and the two-minute speech about dead town and the 90s that can go story. Oh my god. Now, so hold on. In all of that we cover talking more or typing more. I'm confused. From the beginning, reading comprehension you get from watching television. Okay. I don't think that's how that works. No because of podcasts more people are talking than ever before Also, we said reading comprehension which yeah, not Spelling no no no It's about understanding you also don't get it from watching television Television actually ruins your reading comprehension which explains why you can't spell words like laugh Jamis wait, there's two Fs or just one F, I forgot. Because of podcasts, people are verbally expressing words

more than they used to. Hahaha. Verboe. Before electronic communication, I don't know if you know those produce a press, people didn't talk. Well, it's funny. People just sat around and just looked at each other. It's funny because people like Patrick Michael

only know life from their own life and their own experience. And he used to just sit in the closet by himself, saying nothing. And now he sits in the closet by himself, saying everything. But everybody's talking more, except nobody talks anymore because they're busy texting. Right. So they talk because of podcasting,

but they don't talk because of texting. Right. I don't fucking know. Daryl Indiana was black and white until the 40s did you know that was he trying to say that spelling is better in texting because of subtitles or might drive too much you know he never even gets there it's one of those things where he's you know from the left to the right side of the road as fast as he fucking can he doesn't know what the fuck's going on uh...

the the people uh... in the discord listen home you don't know this but when right when we start the show carl chops up a rail the size of king calms dick and just and then got a wadb which is why the show starts like it but i'm gonna say carl maybe you should start to show

with an M&M impression like Shamest does. It feels so good to be back and that was my M&M impression, did it sound nasally enough. No, of course jokes right out of the gate, okay? Jokes right out of the gate, right? We're like a horse a horse a funny horse you get laps right out of the gate I'm not trying to win the race I'm

trying to get a giggle like a funny horse alright so Chris I don't actually do a route before the show but one thing they do do is right down where we start the show with so I don't actually do a rally before the show, but one thing I do do is write down what I'm going to start the show with So I don't fumble on the game like this guy just stands like a like a like a horse like a horse like a funny horse It's a town the funniest horse you've ever seen right you guys all that expression. Oh All right my last thing Call I know you love when people are sending you secret messages. I found one Seth Meyers yet again.

He's always sending Carl messages. Oh. My number 31. It's like if a guy in your bowling team turned out to be a cannibal and you said, don't turn him in the championships next week. So what if he ate Carl? Carl was dead weight anyway. Hell yeah.

And here's the ice up. What is, Carl was dead weight anyway. Oh, what is with Seth Meyers? Put here's the ice up. What is Carl was dead weight anyway? Oh, what is with Seth buyers put that over the outro music? Why does he hate me so much? It's personal. I think it's clearly personal. Yeah, and to that I say thanks a lot Carl Yeah, all right real quick I didn't listen to Patrick Michael this week because I am one of the people who was actually Doing what I've been telling people to do Yeah, you actually follow the rules follow the rules. However, I did go in the shameless channel

I'm discord and pro everybody pro in there posted something that I had to play a clip of because this is fucking amazing Follow this logic, okay Because I'm realizing now that there's directions on frozen meals To use the oven Okay Now here's how you know that this can't be real food The amount of time it takes to cook this thing in the oven

In comparison to throwing it in the microwave is vastly different Okay, read the directions. It simply says put it in the microwave for six to seven minutes or put it in the oven at 350 for 35 minutes. Oh, shit. Wow. That's bizarre, right? Like that, the science there cannot be correct.

Holy dude, he's more outraged than getting up at noon for a podcast. Has he never read the back of a food package ever in his life? Do you want to explain to Patrick Michael why the cooking times are different between a microwave and a... I got something that's going to blow his fucking mind. You ready for this? Yeah. If you put water in the freezer, it'll get cold faster than in the refrigerator.

What? What? Whoa! I know! Back up. What the fuck planet is he? He is so stupid. Holy shit. He thinks he's cooking pre-cooked food.

Alright, so uh... What does he have a microwave then? Real quick. You know what I mean? Why bother? It doesn't say anything is the oven. Real quick,, crows? I'm bringing this for you this week a guy Just came on the scene his name is ain't no fat chicken

And he said did something that he produced specifically for you, Crouch. Oh boy. Maybe this belongs in the creep buff. I don't know, I'm playing it here. No. No. No. Oh Hello That was awesome That actually I thought that you were playing a clip from band practice. Yeah, okay. Very well done. Alright. Oh, boy, I think it's time. Yeah. Shule E-Gar is no longer with the show.

Shule is out. Shule is out. And so somebody asked Stuttering John, are you going to get Shule to come on the Stuttering John show? Joseph Corson, do you ever get a hold of Shule? I DMed him, and you know, and the pussy didn't get back to me. And I just wrote to him, I just said, you're such a fucking pussy.

Oh, one really. John Deff, he would be interesting, but he doesn't want to do the show. I don't know why. I know why. Yeah. So I am supporting our friend, Shule. Yeah, he has a Patreon now.

He's putting out Patreon episodes. I watched episode number one, starring Shuley, where he talks about leaving the Howard Stern show. Yeah. What's going on? And he mentions Stuttering John, but not by name. Oh. Not by name.

Try to read through, read between the lines here. I'm sorry if you're waiting to hear Venom and just nasty shit, but a lot of the people who spit that shit these days, that's all they got. You know, there's a group of dudes that are like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite, right? This fucking guy's wearing his varsity jacket from high school. He's setting up a fucking video camera.

He's throwing the football. He stuck. He stuck in the past because the past was his peak. That was it. That was it. It was as good as it was gonna get. And there's a group of people out there that that's all they do. That's people out there that that's all they do.

That's all they know, because that's all they got. And I'm not that guy. He's talking about Centering John. Probably Steve Guerrillo is getting thrown into that mix as well. Yeah, for that. There's a lot of guys who peeked on the Howard Surn show

or trying to keep it going. And it's just not working for him. Do you remember that video? Maybe it was like two years ago where Sartre and John found Shuley in the airport? Yes. And was like, found round a column and will put see why we talk to you, you faggot or whatever.

It was like crazy. It was so weird because John actually put it out. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, no, this is embarrassing you, you idiot. Shule is ignoring you. And then he's like, I wonder why Shuley won't talk to me. I know.

I can't believe it doesn't want to come to my show. Just because I chased him through the airport until he went to security and said this crazy person was following me. Can I get him? I wonder why I won't talk to me. You know what it was? I think it was the hotel they were staying at.

He was stalking... Stuttering John was stalking the hotel where all the Stern staffers were because the Howard Stern showed out to LA for a week. Oh. And Stuttering John thought that he'd be welcome back with open arms. Hey, John, get out of the show.

Come over here, buddy. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. Totally healthy way to pay. So we know that Brent Hattley left the show. Yeah. And I believe, Kurt, me if I'm wrong, I believe Senator John said, I have sources on the inside. I know people, I still talk people over the Stern show. Brent was fired. Yeah, I remember him saying that and Shuley tells us this. Brent Hattley left the show on his own accord. And the way you can tell that is the fact that he can talk about that. And he can say he left the show. It's one of

the reasons why I left the show because I knew from him that going out because the reality of it is you get fired, you're getting an NDA to sign. So this is interesting. I didn't know this, but basically he breaks this down with the NDA thing is if you get fired, you'll get paid a severance package. If you sign an NDA saying, I will not talk shit. Okay, but you got to sign it. You got to get the severance package. If you sign an NDA saying, I will not talk shit. Okay, but you got to sign it. You got to get the severance, but okay. All right.

So you either take the money or you take the content with you. No shit. So Shule is explaining that when he moved to Alabama, he moved out in New York because New York's going to shit and he's got a young family. So he moves to Alabama. And when Howard resigned, they made him an offer.

You could stay on part time. They weren't gonna involve the WACPAC as much and that's kind of what Julie does. That's his beat is the WACPAC. They're not gonna involve him as much. They're gonna give him part-time work, he'll have to take a pay cut, he'll lose his benefits,

but he can still podcast. And he can still do other things on top of that. And then the offer changes he describes here. And then things changed where, you know, now I could broadcast, but I couldn't talk about, you know, serious or howard or the show or anything in any way. Boring. Yeah, that would suck. So that's why he left.

He decided, no, fuck it. I don't want your part time, Gig. Yeah. I want to leave and I want to be able to talk about shit. And I've mentioned this before, but he was going to go on Drew and Mike when he was doing stand-up in Detroit. And Drew was like, oh, sweet. We'll get, uh,y from that restaurant show. Like, yeah, but you can't talk about Howard Stern.

You can't talk about serious. You can't talk about any of that. It's like, oh, well, then why am I talking to Shuley from the Howard Stern show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would be weird. Not to say that Shuley isn't a talented guy and he's funny.

You know what I'm kissing a lot of ass right now? I do. All right, well, noticing that. All right, well, I've been saving the best for last. This is also something that Julie said about his show that he's going to start building. I understand this show isn't going to be a smash right out the gate. I get it. I'm hoping to get it to a point where Carl from who are these

podcasts, trashes, the shit out of this. I really do. We're not there yet, but we're going to get there. Oh, Julie, you got it, buddy. We're not there yet, but we're gonna get there. Oh, shooly, you got it, buddy. We'll definitely bash the shooly out of you. And you ever want to come on here and bash us out of bread or stuttering John, especially stuttering John, especially stuttering John, but he used to have a thing with Brent. I don't know if it was real or not. I don't know if it was pro-rossling. Yeah. But he used to really fuck with Brent and they used to get into it. So I think

that would be a lot of fun. Getting back to Stuttering John, he is having some issues with YouTube. Oh really? Yes. YouTube is kicking people off his show who are watching the show. Yeah. And listen, so he's decided he's gonna send out

Winks individually to people so that no one else can find it. And listen to all the projection that goes out of this clip. I will, I will send you all my personal email address and this way for all the YouTube people. I will be sending you the links, hopefully with the help from Sean Hockey Canada 25, maybe even Nikki B and, and then we will get those links out to you. So this way we could stop the trolling and and that's what's going on people. I mean, you know, we're getting trolled. People don't like there are a lot of right wing

loaned ticks out there who don't like that this podcast is growing in popularity and they're trying to do their best. They contact people on Twitter. They are constantly trying to take me down. So this is funny because we know for a fact that John reaches out to listeners and tells them to troll people. Yeah. This is something that John has done.

I've seen the text messages to Heather W. Oh yeah. Hey, make sure you go troll Chrissy mayor cuz I don't like her now. So, Sudduring John gets out of the show and says these people are all fucking trolling me and it's because they are all fucking trolling me, and it's because they're all fucking crazy people, so I'm gonna have to hide from them

and send out my link specifically. And then he goes on about how YouTube is fucking with him. Yes, be fucking here. YouTube is again. Uh screw with me. I don't know what happened this time, but he's asking that anybody else see the chat is

connected a few minutes ago. The chat numbers went down. I'm taking a screenshot of that so I can send to the schmucks at YouTube who consistently screw with my show. And it is getting more and more ridiculous. So, John's got this thing figured out where he is saying things on his show that YouTube disagrees with and so what they're doing is they're kicking people out from viewing his

show on YouTube live. That's the way that YouTube fights against the speech that they really disagree with. Oh, of course. Oh, it happens all the time. It happens all the time. It makes perfect sense that you would take a percentage of the audience listening to something

that YouTube disagrees with. And this clip, I don't know if John's living under Iraq or if he's just this stupid, but this is impressive. It pisses the... God of me. Why are they messing with my show? Do they not like the liberal talk shows? Did they have a problem with the liberal talk shows? Why do they mess with my show and how sparks is show?

Why? Why? Because we tell the truth? Why? Because we're not Trump pansees. Right, John. Big tech is silencing the liberal voice and promoting Donald Trump. That's exactly what's happening right now. I'm glad you're paying attention.

See it all the time, Carl. See it all the time. I'm gonna, this retard goes YouTube is censoring me because I'm telling the truth about how Donald Trump sucks. Oh, I'm gonna mangle this phrase. Is it delusions of grandeur? Is that the phrase? Something like that.

That's what he's got. I am so fucking important that YouTube is coming to get me holy shit. Yes. Dude, you're an asshole and you're basement. They're a fucking multi-s... He doesn't even owe the basement. They're through a huge corporation. He's not even that liberal.

Don't they get hundreds of hours of video uploaded every minute? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

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I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. of people saying I was kicked out two times during the show tonight. Yeah. This is his evidence that he's mounting, that he's gonna email to YouTube, and this is what he's gonna say to YouTube in that email.

Because I am gonna, because I'm gonna go look, guys, stop it! You take 30% of my money every freaking month. Stop screwing with this show. I got loyal people who listen to this show, stop it. Well, that'll solve him. He's gonna tell YouTube to go fuck themselves and I love it He goes he they take 30% of my money his only income is from superchats. Yeah, they take 30% of his money Well, could that be maybe you should rely on superchats for an income?

I don't know. I'm throwing that out there as a possibility you played a It might have been last week's we were four, where he was on the phone with Time Warner. He took a call from Time Warner. Spectrum, yeah. And he left it in because it showed how much of a big shot he was and how tough and how strong he was and how he told those people, God damn it.

And he also wide. Oh, he lied off his ass. Yeah. But to listen to that with anyone else's ears, we've all had a job where he had the old public. Whether it's a restaurant or phone or whatever. And people- Gas station.

Gas station. Gas station. And people are coming to hatch you with fucking crazy shit. And it's not your fault. He's yelling at a customer service rep that makes 12 bucks an hour and reads a script off of a page. They didn't fuck with your internet. They couldn't even fuck with your internet

if they wanted to. They certainly couldn't fix your internet, even if they wanted to. They're a fucking 18 year old intern or co-ops in a fucking cube farm. And you're yelling, I'm a big time. I'm a motherfucking star. And I get all those millions of downloads.

Like, dude, even if any of that was true, which is not. Yeah. That only makes you an asshole. Right. And anyone with an earsh shot thinks you're an asshole. And the fact that you think that it shows your fucking strength, you're so fucking strong because you told those idiots where it is.

Dude, you're fucking way out of there. It's, it's, it's, even, even grillo, who's a retard. Yeah. Was out in there with them and going, John, be nice to her. Ask her how her family's doing. He kept saying that over and over again,

like what do you, what do you do it? Oh, I was yelling at my speaker. Ask her or family's doing. He kept saying that over and over again, like, what are you doing? Oh, I was yelling at my speaker. And I'm listening. No, you guys playing on my camera. Oh, fuck man, holy shit. But other than that, I have no feelings on that call. It really does show his true character, though. He's willing to lie in front of everyone.

I have a million Twitter followers. I mean, $10,000 a day from the internet. As if they're gonna be like, oh, I didn't realize how important you were. I thought that our next opening was January 24th, but now I see that's the 12th. And we'll get somebody in right away. He's definitely the guy,

yowling at the Burger King clerk, cuz there's dollar menu cheeseburger that can get there faster. For sure. And then turn to the people behind him and be like, see, I told them. It's fucking pickles on this thing. Do you know how important I am?

You're putting pickles on a cheeseburger? Yeah, guaranteed. It's a secret. If you want to maintain your VIP status, never ask for one. Yeah, there you go. So this is John actually taking screenshots and whatever software he's using makes a noise every time. So this is over and over again.

As people are going, yeah, I was kicked off. I was kicked off. I don't know if he's your trolls or if the real people cares at this point. Again, Jillian, New York City 212 throwing off just twice. Thank you. Oh my God. I'm gonna email it. I'm gonna say, what are you doing to my show? All right. We have a loyal fan base. Uh, Joseph Carson, keep getting thrown off. I got that. So he, I mean, sometimes somebody say they got thrown off, he's taking a screen capture of it because people in a chat room, obviously that's what YouTube's been looking at and be like,

oh shit, all these people said this happened to them. We got to stop doing this. He's pointing his iPhone at a laptop and taking a picture. That's on a screenshot. That was right. That wasn't iPhone. Oh my god, you're right. That wasn't iPhone camera. A few feet from? I- Oh my god, you're right!

That was an iPhone camera. A few feet from a microphone. Oh my god, let's give it a bit of the time. Yeah, he was lying about that. Yeah. And it's a fucking boomer's boomer. Wow, you're right. Holy shit.

And you probably printed it afterwards. Yeah. Facts that to somebody. And it's not great show content. I'm just going to say that. It's not the vibe when I'm tuning in to someone's podcast. I don't want to hear them yelling about how the chat doesn't work. I mean maybe it's just me. So John's trying to figure out what are you saying that's getting his listeners kicked out

and he's got to pin down to one magic word. You know I like I know what the you know I know what the magic word is but I don't want to get you guys freaking throwing off But we didn't even mention the magic word and we still got thrown off because they're doing something here I don't know what the they're doing but the pissing me off. What do you think the magic word is? Crouch I have a guess Him biting on the f-word so hard makes me think it's like profanity base, but what yeah, I don't know. I think it's QAnon. Oh, yeah, maybe so what happens is there's a guy I don't know who the guy is he has nothing to do with w atp There's a guy who's figured out how to hack into his show and just kick people off. Yeah, whatever you want to and he picks certain times when they're talking about right-wing

concepts So they bring up QAnon or you or stop the steal, or election fraud, then all of a sudden, all these people get kicked out. And the guy's just fucking with jada. It's amazing. There's an old Twilight zone up

so where the aliens are turning off people's power and they're turning it back on, and all the neighbors go crazy and turn on each other. That's what this guy's doing. He's just kicking people out of the chat and just watching the fun. But he waits until it'll cause trouble. You know, I fucking love it. Oh, I love it too. I love it. I want to give some closure to the piano storage story. Oh, remember we

talked about this. He has this piano. He doesn't know what to do with it. The piano that was there when he moved into his house that his parents gave to him 30 years ago. Yeah, a lot of such a metal value. Yeah, that piano. Yeah, all right. And by the way, I found the place to put my piano. The curb. Have my friends going to let me keep it at his garage for 300 a year. Screw it, I'll take it. All right, because I have a question for you. So he's an L.A. His friends gonna put it in their garage. Musical instruments. Is that a good place to store them a garage? Before I answer that, I would like to remind

everyone, pianos are literally free. Whatever town you're in, go to Craigslust, click the musical instrument. There are free pianos. You there are more pianos than you can get. I mean mean you couldn't even get all the fucking pianos in your area And it doesn't even matter where you are when you hear me say this free You can get a piano for free But yeah, you should leave it out in the garage make sure the moisture gets to it make sure they're changing humidity That's real good for straightness as they love that shit especially when they're wood and you know they're exposed the elements

Perfect and fortunately to any of the pianos not expensive at all jacket easily afford it peace of cake as they love that shit, especially when they're wood. And you know, they're exposed to the elements. Hmm, perfect. And fortunately, too many of the piano's not expensive at all, and John could easily afford it. Piece of cake. Oh, yeah. So that'll be fine. Remember, Noel Kassler, Suthering John's sidekick there for a little while?

That's from the past, yeah. Right, right. Somebody asked, what's up with Noel? Is he gonna be back on the show any time? Seize the root. Seize the root. Haveize through, have no castle. Look, I asked no to come on again. He said he swamped.

I'm not gonna contest it. I just, you know, he can come on whenever he wants to come on. He doesn't want to come on, it's fine too. Ha ha ha. Yeah. No, it's done so with centering John. Can't imagine why. He's obviously too busy.

All right, last cup that I want to play. Somebody asks John about specific guests to John should get on his show. Remember that John is a liberal voice on the internet. Oh yeah. He's taking on the DoTart known as Donald Trump. He has a growing in popularity liberal show. So I'm sure he knows about the other

podcasters out there who are doing similar things. Mark P. Sturring, John, how about John Love it or John Favreau? I've tried with John Favreau. John Love it's would probably come on. I used to do my shows at his club. Let's see, anybody else. He just mistook John Loveitt, the former speech writer for Obama, who's on Podsave America, for John Loveitt's the liar guy from Santa at Live.

Yeah, from 30 years ago. He did know, especially because he goes, would you have John Favreau or John Loveitt on that context should be there? John Favreau's also a host of context should be there. John Favreau is also a host of hot-save America. How does he not know that it's not John Loveitz? And why would you get John Loveitz, Andrew? Who's looking for John Loveitz? To be out there, show it this point.

Holy shit. Is he even still alive? I don't even know. And imagine him calling up dudes who do like a serious political show. And be like, listen, I'm a drunken asshole. And I feel about my chat room. You guys want to come on and take down the dope dark with me. Yeah, I'm guessing John Favreau and John Love it are probably passing on that. Yeah, maybe stinks.

They have a much larger audience. All right. Um, Crows, I wanted to place up before you. Oh, good. It's got a video component to it. So can you see the screen? I'll move this side. Sure can.

Okay. People love to hear me watch videos. Don't, don't they? All right. I don't want to explain what this is. Good. I just want to play it for you. Maybe I'm playing on you now.

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Wow. And I don't want to Tell you who tipped me off to this But they asked me what key he was singing and I said all of them. Yeah And he's postmodern Okay, his timing his timber or his pitch what's worse? I mean for real like you know it's worse as his confidence Yeah, look at how his fucking confidence is, guys. That's the thing.

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People in the disc order say we should try to get that girl out of the shell. Yes please. To talk about her experience with this. Can I sing a duet with her? Oh! In the style of famous. Please. Oh boy.

Bonus episode forming. So fun. I wrote a new song called fuck me or fight me I really like her to join in with me oh boy um baggage smit yes she is cute but her teeth are fucked so she's like the carol version of oh wow talk a lot uh check out castzilla.com I just did an appearance with Tony and Johanna from Heck the

movies we talked about. Destroy all monsters. I got a Zilla move from 1968. Oh, I was on there. That was a lot of fun. So check that out. And let's find out what's going on with the subreddit. No, who you think maybe writes? Just listen to W-A-T-P and Casey didn't sound like she was Odeeing on heroin. Is she okay? Does she need more drugs? Are her luscious 28G's okay? Anyways, read it me back.

Gammer and W-V, Casey was jealous that Vic came back and was instantly getting more attention than she did in her couple of months on WATP. Now if you think maybe, she should drop a pick of her in a chicken bikini to one up Vic. Gangrenestly, everyone knows Kasey's supposedly enormous breasts are where her brains actually are. Because they were talked about, they forced Kasey to act like a normal human being, not a soil sampling

lead-filled gillipus. Abin in 10 has a question about PJ's songs. Are the vocals so timid and tentative because he's afraid of waking up his mom in the next room or something? PJ Filium 1 answers. Now, I'm just a pussy, LOL. Dead Eric states, I still don't understand the tease. It's my favorite part, sure, but it seems unrelated to the show.

Jeff as O2T, is it time to admit that Patrick Michael's long game dominated WATP fans? He warned all of us, fuck him or fight him, we waited too long and he made the choice for us. He fucked us, he's just better. And that's fine. Maybe Butter suggests. Let's all go easy on Patrick Michael for the next few weeks. I don't want him to completely lose his mind. I don't think Carl could handle losing him.

But people are divided when Bone Toilet asks, does anyone else want to hear Dick Master send on a regular episode? The crossovers are great, but Carl needs Dick on a regular episode again. Adam95 says, no. Bone toilet? Fair enough. Far pop lips now answers.

Yes. Bone toilet? Fair enough. Roscoe 57 writes, the build up to the joking explanation with the mill house drop made me laugh so hard I almost crashed my car. Uncle scam 78 proclaims, Everything's jelking up mill house. Past 94 posts.

My only comment in this forum was read on this week's episode. That segment of the show is vindicated. Good job! Keep up the good work. Gammer&WV replies, should have kept it that way because this comment fucking sucks. Alright, and now we're all caught up on what is going on. You know what I forgot about? I forgot about Rasko sent us over a little bit that he put together with Stuttering John. That's my bad. Thanks for the $2.99

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Cringe of the week, behind the bastards, was our Cringe of the week, ain't no fat chicken checked in. Ha, ha, ha, ha, this is a production. Stuttering John, the shoelace show, shoelace shout out buddy, Alex, Jones is still crazy. Bullshit! We're not talking about Patrick Michael anymore.

At all. That's obvious. So you know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. That's it. Gross, you know what this is. I don't know why. I don't have to tell you.

I wish you would, I forgot. Here's a clip from the show that we'll be listening to on next week's episode of w a tp Oh, hello, that hi Paul welcome back. Oh, man I just got to set the scene here Oh Oh please. Matt has done a beautiful job Out here in his backyard. He has put on a literal fire For us to sit around and toast ourselves and Some warm hot brown coffee some warm hot brown

Hot brown coffee. Some warm hot brown. Yeah. Does that equal to lukewarm? Cause it's not. I should say some hot hot brown. Yeah. This is a podcast called with Gourley and Rust, starting Matt Gourley and Paul Rust.

Wow. And what these guys do is they review horror movies. Those two review horror movies, are you serious? Yeah, yeah, they talk about Freddie Grooker and Michael Myers and whatever. I came to match with that, that would sound like holy shit. We're gonna find out.

Next week's W-Also on Next Week's W-A-T-P-I'm super excited. Cripple Jesus is coming out. We're gonna be talking about his feminist theory class. I can't wait. He's been sending me videos on it from his class. Oh no shit. Yeah. So we're trying to get some clips and things

that we can pull out from his class. He's been sending it. I don't know if this is legal. I've seen on Twitter, he keeps sending out the emails, the all staff emails that the teacher sends out, and each one is going to hear the last. I mean, it's fucking amazing. So the backstory is he's reading Dick Master's book.

Well, I don't know if they're going to get to the book report. Oh, okay. Over the class. Yeah, it's not looking good. They're not making a lot of progress. It's not. Doesn't seem like he can spoil it. He doesn't seem like he can make it to the end of the class without getting booted out.

Yeah. How could you boot crippled Jesus? I know. He's such a sweetheart of a guy. Yeah. Fuck. It seems crazy to me. So that's all going to happen next week's W-A-T-P-E. How could you boot cripple Jesus? I know, he's such a sweetheart of a guy. Yeah, fuck. Seems crazy to me. So that is all gonna happen next week's W-A-T-P.

We're very excited about that, Kroge. Thank you so much for coming out there. Of course. You would like to promote my phone. I got two things to plug. I'm a greedy motherfucker, this is like. The isotopes, duck and cover available wherever fine instrumental music is streamed.

And I will be on the subrat later this week. My name is literally gang raping Alex Jones. All right. Coming out. Cool. Cool. Cool.

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Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. lots of tunes that you know, some that you wish you had known previous, you know, why it used to be good before we covered it. Please check that out. The isotopes, duck and cover. And also, join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. of morning radio. Hey, now the show is full for you. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody.

Great job, everyone. Thanks a lot, Carl. Oh, shit. You're doing too fucking awful about that shit! Quick throw, quick throw. Thanks a lot Carl! Don't masturbate for attention! Do fuck court! Ain't No back to get Girl free card alert Free card alert class. They're me. You know who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense

All right, so I thought Casey was on this week because that's our review girl But I don't see her in the discord, but I do see Vic. Who would have surprised? We will reveal, reveal, reveal... With Vic. Is this consensual? Does Vic know she's coming on the show or did you just pop her on? I don't know.

Vic does know she's just coming on, I think. I hope. Hello. Hello. How can he send like shit this week? What's going on? What do you mean? How do I send like shit?

I'm already showing up. Hello. So I don't have to shake any of my questions and play the game. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. How are you, Carl? Vic, what is that noise I'm hearing coming through your channel It sounds like people talk so the guys talking

Our corporate criminals wanting a train on our beloved When am I not getting a train fucking run on me everyone's gay in the Navy don't you know That's what I heard People told me you have screen shots yeah, but you're getting some Crazy interference you can't hear that on your mind fucking ears are about to melt. I know you can't hear that Vic Can producer crush just do his vac compression we can Can producer crush just do his veck impression we can Hello, how is it now is it better? It's better. Yeah

Beautiful I have some reviews for you Carl. Are you in a submarine? I haven't way were are you covered in milk in a bathtub is that what we're hearing? You called milk No, how is it now? Producer Vick could you have a speaker phone? No, I had my headphones and apparently they're shit. Yeah, would you buy for Patrick? Like yeah Vick this week do me a favor go buy some $7 headphones Leave those five dollar headphones. I got him at five and below Thank God all right good now we can hear you. Let's hear some reviews.

Okay. I have some reviews pulled up for you. Okay. So this one is app-horrent. The first podcast I listened to by them was episode 35. So wait, you can't hear these people yelling in the background can't you? Okay, how's the know? Well, can you just explain to me what kind of prank you guys are trying to pull on the show right now? It's not a prank. I'm just like today drinking. Do you want to fight? I can't do I definitely want to see that. I've been day drinking also and I kind of do want to fight I'm in But this one is at the first podcast I was used to by them was episode 35 on Shock.

I love Vic. I can't hear in. We heard that review last week. She's in a submarine, but Vic, you did something to fix your audio. You had some guy scream me in the background. Then you fucked your audio again. I don't hear these reviews, but it's not happening this week. Tell you what, Vic, I'll see you on your only fans later tonight. Hahaha!

That's what I never thought I would miss Casey. Hahaha! Speaking of Casey, this voicemail is about our latest review girl. 28G. Does she say 28G? Jesus Christ, that's bigger than Opie's man boobs. Huh? Carly, I guess we know what the deciding factor was for the review girl contest.

Send some dudes. Uh, call me back. What kind of person do you think I am? I didn't even think of that. Hahaha. Uh, Devilish DJ or buddy from Buffalo, uh, I said I don't know voice mail. There's some production here, by the way, I should play out. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. What's up, retards and rejects? This here's the devilish swing in DJ. And since I can't fair how to make a phone call to call you and leave you a fucking voice smell there, Carl, I figured, well, am I just go ahead and make a recording and send it to your ass anyways? So I gotta say, after listening to your previous podcast here, you've inspired me.

Not even just you, but you guys have inspired me. So this summer, at some point in time, I'm gonna hop on the motorcycle. I'm driving out the Gary Indiana, and I'm gonna blast snakes and grass part two while I'm out there but What I need from you guys I need somebody to find me What the fuck is Shamelesses trailer park that he fucking lives in Because I just did a little research trying to figure out how many trailer parks there are in Gary, Indiana.

And let's just say there's a fuck of a lot. This is a good solid eight hour drive out there. Okay. Now yeah, I know some people are gonna be like, really, are you that fucking twisted? You guys have no fucking clue. But I would like to know what trailer park shame is actually lives in so they can go out there crank up snakes in the grass park too and just ride

around this trailer park and see if that red-headed bastard actually does anything are you had any call why you guys have any left I'm not so if you guys do let me know because this is something I'm planning on doing this summer. Don't bother calling me back cuz I really don't trust me We fucking why so keep up the good work and into morning to you motherfucker All right, so can I ask you a real question? I've mentioned this before 45 seconds Don't we're trying to keep these boys back? Why the fuck did you just play that? Why would you put me through that? It took a long time after all I've done for you today Carl. Take a long time. I don't think he listened to it before it gets at the point. Oh my god God damn it Carl. Seems like it was just yesterday I was giving you the same exact call, but it's been a little

over a year since the fucking Buffalo Bill lost in the playoffs. At least last year I think it was a wild card. Guys lost exactly. That's fortunate. And this year is even more fucking fortunate. You lost 14? You lost 14? You lost 14 and so fucking close to the goddamn super bowl and trust me I fucking hate patch of the home

to suck a million sports talk I hate them fucking clean wide but he fuck off and die for all I care and guys see if that was a painful game to watch and I am truly sorry, but hey maybe if you didn't fucking get lazy one fucking time. Thanks for filling time now. Did you know that? Yeah, what do you do anything later? You can't do this for us.

Come and up, you have your brain. Yeah. Watch the flight. I'm trying to report W-A-T-E-p and they play for everybody. I don't know, maybe it's fucking karma. So hopefully you fucking learn this year and you'll fucking repeat the same goddamn fake uh next season. Uh yeah. So uh don't call me back. No, don't fucking worry about it. Are you punishing me, Carl? Did I do something wrong?

Is this like a passive aggressive thing? I think it's about how Guns and Roses I'm just putting that up. I'm just putting that up. I'm trying to think of all the bad that I said about Carl today. Guys, you're not understanding what's going on. We just did one of our best episodes ever.

We had Alex Jones, Darren O'Neal was on. I'm just trying to balance things out. All right. All right. You don't want to peak in episode 243. You want to wait till like 500 something. I'm just saying if you can't keep the people in the room interested, maybe the people at home

are going to be a little more, too. You know what I mean? I appreciate the real time feedback. Let's keep going through these voicemail, shall we? Great. That's a great idea, Carl. Listen, motherfucker. I'm here to talk to that motherfucker, no car. Okay, let me tell you some mother fucker

You talk to my animal cars these sideways one more fucking mother fucking time. I'm a drag your ass you Gary mother Fucking Indiana by your mother fucking green ass I'm a guard on Arstoon on that you will know little Faggot's right here Faggot in some medals I'm gonna wrap that Faggot ass green tie around your Faggot ass neck

I know I'm a choked you with it Keep my men cross his name out your mother fucking mouth God damn it I can't be back on I meant that guy down the tap A real good dude A real good dude I mean I agree with them

But you gotta watch the language everybody, you know, that's a little rough. I might have to believe some of that in post-production Carl well, I had to take a hiatus Listening to that last other music thing was so fucking bad I thought I was never gonna to turn your show on again. What do you hear? This voicemail segment was fucking horrible. It is January 25th and I just finally fucking turn your show back on to start listening again. The bad guy ever music special, whatever the fuck it is. Go fucking blow your fucking brains out. That was a worse fucking shit. The first episode of WATP I could not get past 10 minutes in. I fucking turned it off.

You missed my harmonica playing? We well played. Call me back. I see it most of that episode too. I'm not. I'm going to call that guy back. I think that guy needs a phone call. Oh no. Now we'll see if anyone answers their phone in the year 2021. Think that guy needs a phone call. Oh, no

Now we'll see if anyone answers their phone in the year 2021. I've only done this one other time and it worked Yeah, you call the one guy who had like a real estate ad I'm sorry. I am concerned about my car warranty. Yeah, Jesus Thank you Can I say to one of the fix up? Please Hello Can I say to one of the few picks up? Please. Hello. Hey. It's Carl from Who Are These Podcasts. What's up, buddy?

Hey Carl, how you doing? I was doing okay. And then I get a voice fell from you telling me that my music special sucked. You're the only person who didn't like it. I know. I heard a whole moment and I realized how many people said it after I left that white bell. Oh, that's what you realized it is from the show. Oh, because it was so big. You turned up 10 minutes in and you could never listen to another episode

again. What do you think I was going to poison you with more of Crocious Harmonica playing? Well, no, dude. It was. I actually did have to turn it off with a lot of music. And I was like, ah, and then I never got back to it. And I don't know, there's other people raging on it and it fed into my rage. I'm like, that's why I haven't turned it back on because it was like emptiness inside me. Can I tell you a fun story?

I'm gonna tell you a real quick story. I think this is a life lesson that a lot of people can get some value from. Crohn's and I reviewed a show called the Adam Corolla show. And after he and I reviewed that, I realized the show's not very good. I stopped listening. I didn't call him on the phone to tell him

I stopped listening. I just stopped listening. I don't need to be told. I got back up. I know, Carl, I picked it off back up. I've switched to Hollywood, but I've gone up now. Okay. But I was pinching that work in the middle,

like in Nevada and it was stirring. And I had a bunch of assholes on the other one and I was like I don't have a race been because it's a voice about a race been you hear my other ones I don't know I don't remember I got to stop calling with all this shit that's pissed me off this call is going to be a turn into some stalker that continues to call like all back and it was like over it The baby voice thought that was over it. I'm back on poor buddy. Oh, okay. Well, thanks Well, here's what I have a say to you, buddy fuck me or fight me

People on the discord think this is a fake phone call sir. Is this a fake phone call that we're having right now? Who said that? The people in the discord think that this was all set up. At least five people. I got some hack morning zoo guy. Oh, you're telling them to go fuck their mothers. I know. The same fucking thing.

I'm about as real as a guy so I can fuck around and find out. Alright, I want us to fight today. It's insane. Collar, can you please fight Vic? I'm feeling find out. Alright, I want to fight today. It's insane. Collar, can you please fight Vic? I'm feeling left out. I want to fight someone. Alright, you guys run an internet connection. I'm on a real cell phone. Alright, please. What? What was that? Never mind. I'll let you go, buddy. Thank you so much for picking up and for listening to the show. I'll go ahead. You're back into it. Sorry about the music. Special. That sucked. Fuck me or fight me, bro.

Alright, fuck around and find out. See ya. Two for two people picking up the phone. See that, Grosh? Who the fuck picks up their phone? I don't know, but he did call me a bunch of times, maybe he recognized the number. Oh, yeah. All right. You're in his contact. Here's a random fact. Hey, Carl. Hey, co-host. This is, I don't know. I don't care enough to come up with a stupid voicemail name. Okay. Anyway, I was calling into a compliment, Vic, so that you got two compliment voicemails. Oh, no, that's a lie. I'm calling in because, you know, the voicemails kind of turned into random, stupid music facts and opinions. So I want to make sure everybody knows that on the windows 95

installation CD the music video to weasers buddy holly is hidden in it you're welcome now we're learning shit see crows great you thought this thing was boring and now we're learning fake yeah i thought this segment was completely fucking useless but yeah here we're learning fake. Yeah, I thought this segment was completely fucking useless But yet here we are learning about operating systems for 25 years ago Hey short and sweet God damn Jen

Impression of Patrick Michael fucking or fight me son is like fucking good. It's been a while. I'm out of saying, like I wanted to judge. It actually wasn't yet. Yeah. That was our subreddit girl. You should go wild. Vocal it more. Like none of this came 80 shit.

You guys need to like set her loose. And I can't remember putting together the metal song of Patrick Michael on top of the Eggman goddamn bad. I'm a musician. I know how hard that fucking is and Sorry for a positive voice now, but goddamn awesome. Oh dear This asshole. No, but anyway, I like Jen from the jingles department finally gets a compliment I like Jen from the Jingles Department finally gets a compliment. So I actually didn't know part of it. No part of that. But bag of shmit did kill that.

That was awesome. That was great. And our reddit girl did a nice job of imitating that. That was hilarious. She wants to be known as correspondent that broad. I like it. A chorus part of that broad did a great job. I'll make a do it.

Thank you for that. All right, a nine year old called into the show. Oh, boy. Hi, Carl. This is a nice, and I'm nine years old. All right, a nine-year-old called into the'll be back to here so then the nine year olds father called in call I think my daughter found out I was calling the park at the way that she went to bed to make this phone call they might have to take some time off call me back or don't don't. She's not going to go. Oh, I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Wow. Scary shit going down

in that household. All right, we're going to buzz through these couple of warrior. Hey, Carl, this is John Lennon, and this is what I found like. This wanted to call in and say that Teresa is the kiss of the W A T P women. Ut, utterly irrelevant and not part of the conversation at all. Anyways, call me back. 10 point and probably way too much makeup. But well, you know, wait a minute. That's how you live a voicemail right there, right to the point.

Hey, this message is for Casey. This is Vic and this is how I talk. I changed my phone number so you have to send me news to my new number now, okay? It's 970 640 6852. Okay, call me back. All right, Casey. Send the news. Send the news to that, the VIX new number, Casey.

I think that'd be, that'd be really good. You're the best I can, and she's got the time for the dollar. And I'm all her man. He's a dope. He's a dope. Just a drunk man, a big software. Yeah. Oh. This is it. It's over.

OK? Goodbye. Ha. Ha. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. I don't know. Who gives a shit? Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here I was debating whether to put the sabers game on or not. I've decided not to

I'm trying to be better It's funny. It doesn't give a fuck. I'm not bad practice. Yeah 250 shows in you're gonna take it Yeah, don't change what works press house coffee demands it If it's alright, I got pink fluids the wall going on my headphones Sounds like it might actually be more fun