Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep244 - With Gourley and Rust

Episode Date: February 7, 2021

Two people who work in the entertainment business do a podcast about entertainment and it isn't even close to being entertaining. For some reason, Matt and Paul pretend to talk about horror films but in reality they're just cracking each other up with jokes like "I think Jason Voorhies is like Shaggy." Andy is back to chat about Paul Rust ruining everything he's involved in, June Diane Raphael sucking at podcasting, Stuttering John suing YouTube, Opie having a huge guest on his show, and Sherrod Small sabotaging a podcast not called Opie Radio. Also, Crippled Jesus updates us on how is Feminist Theory class is going.  Get 20% off your first order of Press House Coffee with code WATP presshousecoffee.com/watp Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Andy and I both listen to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Matt Gourley and Paul Rust. Andy, how did you discover this show? Yeah, this is really more of a personal vendetta that I have against Paul Rust. Those episodes always go really well with someone as a personal vendetta. I have against Paul Rust. Those episodes always go really well with someone as personal

but dad. I'm going to be full of zoom out. We're not trying to be funny at all. Let's just tell these guys to go kill themselves. Well, Paul Rust, people might recognize from the Netflix series Love. He is the creator and lead actor in that. Yeah.

And also, I know how much you love Doe Boys, but he, Mike Mitchell from Doe Boys is also on that show, Love. Okay. So Paul Rust will pop up on Doe Boys. Okay. And every time I see it in the description, I always want to give something a chance to,

you know, I'm like, oh, maybe it'll be good. But if I see his name on anything, I was like, this is gonna be fucking garbage. He's a garbage person that, it's just like a lack of trying. I wanted to save this until after people heard some clips, but since you brought this up, I didn't realize Paul Rust was the co-writer

of Peewee's Big Holiday, that Peewee Herman reboot they did in 2016. Yeah. Him and Paul Rubens wrote that together. That movie fucking ruined Peewee Herman reboot they did in 2016. Yeah, him and Paul Rubens wrote that together. Yeah movie fucking ruined Peewee Herman. I don't understand how you can watch Peewee's big adventure, a brilliant comedy, and come up with Peewee's Big Holiday. That movie was fucking utter garbage and nonsense. It was made for children, which is weird because Peewee was never really a children's character. I mean if you were a child back then, maybe you liked Peewee was never really a children's character I mean if you were a child back then maybe you like Peewee But it's for adults and especially now it's for adults because if you were a child back then you're an adult now Correct so why they made a kids movie. I fucking have no idea. There's no explanation for it

Paul Rust is just for that alone. I'm pissed at Paul Rust sure and then I sat through two hours of this fucking podcast He'd guys nothing but give you reasons to fucking hate him. Yes All right, let's get into it. Here is pretty much what sums up the show for me. These two guys are just gigglepuses. They just crack each other up over and knock them up. Soliday long. Yep. I don't mean to tangent, but I am in love with your posture right now. No, don't change it. You'd be comfortable. You were just so relaxed. I love it. I was getting into the podcast where I did a very big cross of my legs and I was like, this is Sharon Stone,

ask Paul Coolit. So that sets up what really sums up the show for me. I wrote down this conversation about posture, sums up the show for me so far. This was about 10 minutes in. I couldn't stop clipping shit. I definitely have been a... I remember I had a great posture in my life, I think. I could...

They should put me through a charm school and put some books on my head. I'd like to... For us both to go through a electrocution lessons and... Oh my gosh, I'd have like, yes, like... Well, that's a new word I learned. Is that like my fair lady kind of? Alacution? Yeah.

I, God, I think it's just like, all the 500 points of manners now. I don't know. No. I love it. I told you how like, this is, uh, this podcast is also a vocabulary. Oh, God, now I feel silly. Um, is it like a form of like education? It's like a...

I think so. I'd look it up, but that's for the listener to do on your box car. All right, I'll do that for you guys. Elecution has nothing to do with posture. Elecution is a study of how to speak clearly and in a way that is effective and socially acceptable. Not even fucking close, you morons.

And has nothing to do with anything you're doing on this show. Honestly, Andy, I listened to the show, I didn't know who these guys were. I never heard of Matt Gourley or Paul Rust. And I thought it was just two nerds doing a podcast, like we usually listen to, it's just two nobodies. And then when I found out he had a Netflix show and he's fucking a right,

and these guys are on television shows, there's at one point, they're trying to remember a TV show they did with somebody and they can't even remember this is how much almost shit they're doing. They can't even remember what the TV show was that they were on. How LeBene and I were both on a television episode but never our characters never cross past so I never worked with him on the day, but it was that... Which one?

The like house, but for animals. The doctor house. Dog house? It's like a... A prick doctor, but it's for... But he's a vet named... What was it called? What was it called?

I could never, I always wanted to call it animal hospital, but I don't think it's called that. It's like, I think I know what you're talking about. Amanda did a movie with Tyler LeBand. Think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? How are these fucktards?

Do I tell them it shows they can't ever remember? But they were odd. I clip that too, because most of their, his resume is a one in dawn appearance on shows that his agent somehow conned his way onto the set. How does he have an agent? I don't know. I'm serious here.

I cannot believe these guys are working in Hollywood. They're so uninteresting and unappealing and everything away, what do you got? Well, I clip that one too. And if you didn't like Gurley's dog house joke there. Yeah that nobody laughed at Yeah, it doesn't get any better than that. That's the best joke in a two-hour plus podcast The one that I have for a sum up is clip two. This is they have That because they're talking about Friday the 13th they talk about horror movies. Oh, yeah

I'm sorry This show talks about horror movies and the whole point of it is there's supposed to be recapping a specific movie. The one that Andy and I listen to is Jason versus Friday. You're right. Or Friday versus Jason. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, all right. So that's what the show is supposedly. Supposedly. It's a bunch of bullshit. So they start all these Friday the 13th ones as these camp counselor characters making announcements. And it's just the most un-listenable nonsense. Everything that they do is sort of like a shrug

and a good enough, I guess. Right. So let's hear clips. Yes, the shrugging emoji character that you just made while sitting here at the stable sums up the show for me. I don't know right guys. Who likes that? Hello springwood high students. This is Bradley Drew This is Terence Flume. Okay, you don't have to have attitude. You don't have to have attitude

You started off with that it's you Bradley. I've got Bradditude and I challenge you to an attitude off. Well, I'm Terence and I challenge you to a Terence, too. This is Bradley versus Terence. And you better pick a side listener and don't give one ear to one guy and one ear to the other. So now, doesn't this remind you of all those stupid Hollywood handbook bullshit?

Yes. That those guys were doing this and you know It's the doughboys and these guys and Hollywood handbook and these guys are all that you see be Improv nonsense shit Where's your guys do you want to like write the sound first and like have a joke or two? No, we'll just wing it and see what happens It never works. Right, it never works. And it always sucks. And what I thought was funny, I listened to

Doe Boys a couple of weeks ago. Oh, sorry. And you see the Los Angeles heads closed down because of COVID, which is like the best thing that could have happened to the... Dick Richardson's very upset about this. Yeah, yeah. I don't know who you're talking about

for those people over here. But it's funny because Nick Weiger from DoeBoys taught improv there. And they kind of... Could you imagine you're paying money for an improv class and that ass hat shows up? It's far! And it's so, it's all people taking suckers money

to supposedly learn how to be funny. And it's a fucking ripoff. And you think? But it's funny because I'm gonna teach you how to be funny off the cuff. Best out of that work. So clip one, they actually cop to it being a fucking ripoff. I taught UCB classes.

What? What's UCB? You mean, University of California, Berkeley? No, no, not that. No, it's kind of like a, this is a little bit more interesting here right now. Yeah, okay. Like what would be the equivalent of UCB if you're trying to explain it to people?

What's like a scam? It's like, yeah, it's like a mix of nexium and then playing D&D on your feet. Oh boy. If you could somehow compose the humiliation of larking with also a pyramid scheme. I never got to that level of the Nexium cult where I've ever got to have sex with anyone apparently. You don't have your Matt Besser brand. level of the next seam cut where I've ever got to have sex with anyone apparently. You don't have your Matt Besser brand.

So even the guys that used to work there and run it are admitting that, you know, we just took Paul Rust's money and said, you know, we got his money long enough that he now has a career as thinking that he's a comedian and that this bullshit that he's subjecting everyone to is actually funny. Even them talking about how UCB isn't funny wasn't funny. Oh, no. I was so upset about this. I am. I am upset about this.

I don't understand who is the audience for this. I know that there's hundreds of thousands of not millions of people who listen to these podcasts. I see them on Reddit. Yeah. They go nuts over a fucking, did you hear that? Andread where he pretended he was an ice cream scoop. You're like, what?

What? This is what you're excited about. You fucking, you know, we, we Carl and I both like bad movies and stupid movies. So I found this of an interest in the Friday the 13th movies I realized that I hadn't seen a lot of them. Yeah, so I was just like oh, you know, I'll give this a chance and quickly realize that it's a nightmare to listen to I get it I don't put it down

Yeah, it was a nightmare in put it down to the head. Yeah. It was a nightwear in Almen Street, to listen to, hey, I want to point out. Did you graduate from UCV? Yeah. Yeah, someone taught me how to do that. I make connections in my head. I want to point out, that is one of the things that they teach you, right?

Is to make these word connections. Here's an example of this. The premise is, people who grew up with Jeepers creepers, the horror film, would when their grandparents then wanna watch that with their grandkids, which is a stupid premise because nobody goes back and watches shitty movies that they enjoy when they're younger,

they'll go watch like back to the future, like a good movie, right? So that's the premise. And then you can tell how bad these people are at improv because he cannot stop himself from just any type of association possible. There will be grandparents like our generation will be bothering our kids going like, I want to watch Jeepers Creepers.

Shhh. Grandma, come on. Yeah, but for our generation, it was having to hear our grandparents say, Hey, let's put Jeepers Creepers on the radio. Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get those peepers? Now we'll be the grandparents saying, put Jeepers creepers on Bravo. Bravo.

Hey, they're gonna go through a format change. You know they will. They already have, this is their like fifth iteration. Like they can't keep a premise going. Right. They go, Jeepers creepers, oh, there's that song jeepers creepers And maybe it'll be on bravo all bravils a TV network. Yeah, yeah They're gonna do this thing in 20 years like guys fucking focus, right? What are we talking about here?

My clip 11 kind of like goes into that too They have to start doing a granny bit and doing a granny voice because that's funny Yeah, and it goes I've never written I made a note that was an emoji. I might note for this clamp is this the angry swear emoji Why don't we ever include Norman bait in this Other face is it just because you're not fans of those movies Seems like an oversight. No, Sforat do me too much to ask something from my generation.

Yes, Sforat do for me. Krama? What? I'm horny. Now she's a comedy character too. It's not a joke. Pull over. That may be a confession. I wasn't the sole opposite. I don't even remember that. I was so tuned out when they would go into these little bits and like fucking whatever they were talking about.

I just stopped paying attention. My only job right now is to listen to podcasts, to pay attention. I could not pull it out with this fucking show. I have another example and I call this Dorks having a Dork conversation. Because once again, when you're hanging out with your nerd friend and third grade, and your nerd friend,

here's you say some of the reminds me of a song, you have to start singing it, right? It's so uncomfortable for everybody involved. He's my hero. Elias Voorhees is perfect. He's the Elias Voorhees. perfect. Elias Voorhees watch him as he cools. You're that nerd. Well let's get those nerds.

He didn't even turn into a joke. Yeah, he just sang the song with the guy's name in it. Is that a saying hero? What's the point of that? Who finds that entertaining or interesting? And I know these guys are successful. They shouldn't be now They should not be I hope they lose their I have somebody

Reconsiders their roles in Hollywood and they lose their jobs Yeah, we have to go to like construction. I know some people are getting canceled for like their political beliefs Yeah, why didn't people getting canceled for their lack of talent? They should be deplatformed. Yes I wouldn't argue with that. I am against censorship in every single way, but these fucking ass heads should be censored from the internet, from life. Yeah.

Also, they should be, I don't mean that. Yeah. I feel bad. Go ahead, Abby. Well, you know that I have a problem with the ASMR. Yeah. Yeah, you hate that shit.

You rip your headphones off. Like, we're almost right at the out of the gate. They start doing this shit clip three. Yeah. Let's take a little sip of coffee and throw our listeners to it. Time for a hot brown bread. If you were to take a little sip of hot brown, that could be any kind of brown.

Yeah. Ah. All right, what's so annoying about this? I'm confused. Is they decided to do their podcast sitting outside by a fire? Okay. And they're just holding on to microphones

and doing their podcast, which of course, turns into fucking OP radio when all the sudden the helicopters flying over them. They have these young women referencing the three stooages in a way that doesn't feel like it ever would. Even though one's like, well who's the one that wears the toupee and kind of doesn't know, like that justifies it, but they would never even be bringing up in the first place.

It's called a studio, guys. It's a studio, if I had a fucking studio, and then you won't have the campfire going into your face. I'm sorry, the smoke's boring in your drink. Well, this funny, I moved. It loves you. This is a fire that's like, this dude loves smoke. This may be the hardest one. Look at it.

It followed me, Gorillay. It really did. That's fascinating. Please go on Wow rust is very excited about this. Oh first the smoke was going this way now it's going this way over here What is the wind changing direction? Yes? Yeah, how exciting wow I'm surprised it didn't go into a five minute bid. Let's talk about stupid these people aren't sure all right This guy tries to figure out how many movies there have been with Jason Voorhees and how many with Freddie Kruger and how many total that is Listen to how long it takes him to add this up. This is Jason's

11th or Friday 13th 11th. Yeah, and Freddy's 8th 8th. 8th. So these are like, I got it. 17 movies of build up. Check out the big brain on bread. You're a smart motherfucker, that's right.

There was three beats. I don't know if you can. Three fucking beats. He had to take his shoes off to figure it out. So that was um 17 is the answer I was looking for at one point these guys are auditioning to be on the creep off with me child Lelister Do the child Lelister laugh the force laughter on the show is The child-ministered laugh. The force laughter on the show is... I swear to Gorylee is hooked up to a morphine drip,

just to hang out with this guy. I wish I was. Yeah, it'd be listenable. Yeah, you'd have to be to do this show. That should be in their merch store. Yeah, a morphine drip. The other thing that they love to do is try and port Freddie, Jason, and Michael Myers into other things that they're interested in or fans of.

It happens not fewer than three times on this show. Clip five is them trying to figure out who out of the monsters is Scooby-Doo. We are in the triangle of Scooby Fred and Shaggy. How are we going to figure this out? Okay. Because I want to put Wisecrack and Freddie in the Shaggy role because he's kind of the goofball, but Shaggy's lovable goofball. Freddy's kind of kind of cut and Freddie mixes things up even more. Oh see Scooby seems like Jason are actually the two furthest apart like I would never I don't think I'd put Freddy as Fred

I kind of think in Michael's Freddy Michael's Freddy Jason's Scooby and Freddy's an imperfect shaggy That's perfect. Oh Fucking cares imperfect shaggy. That's perfect. Oh, fucking cares! Yeah, they're trying to drag out this show. It's supposed to be about a movie. It's not. Yeah. It's over two hours long.

This is one of their shorter episodes. Why we picked that. You right. Yeah. I seriously have douche chills. My shoulders. I'm just like on edge. I'm mad at douche chills.

I'm, yeah. But it's like, I'm mad because this show is ruining your show. You know, I like, I regret bringing it now. I'm in. You should. You're a bad person. And I was just like, you have turned into your brother Joe. You are ruining W-H-P.

Did I find a terrible podcast or did I find a terrible podcast? You fucking found one, all right? Cause Paul Rust is on my, like I swear to God, he's on my list of the worst of the worst. Yes, yes, I agree. Okay, so after they do the Scooby-Doo character thing for a while, then they get into the Star Wars characters. Yeah.

Palpatine Mall Vader, cause you can keep your- And they're trying to figure out what Siffs align with the different horror movies. Right, monsters. Which is nonsense. Hey, who gives a fuck? It's just, it's nonsense. And they also try to say that these Friday the 13th

and Nightmare movies are parallel to the Star Wars movies. At one point. Why? I don't know. Not everything you like has to be exactly like every other thing you like. Yeah, but which football team would Jason Voorhees be like? Oh, I think it'd be the Tampa Bay.

I know, right? Hillary Clinton, AOC, and Joe Biden, which one is Freddy? Like who the fuck cares? Palpatine Mall Vader, because you can keep your doos. And keep your doos. Yeah, are we missing any? count doo koo was there Refer I clip we clip so many of the same things it's all

So I was not with no No, no, no, not your doos If you own multiple copies of doo key that was a doo koo copies of Duky that was a Duku. Dude, you own three copies of Duky? You mean a Duku? Yeah, I do. Hmm. The force fucking giggling is so in raging. It's again, just word association.

Like if you and I just got together and you said something, it reminded me of something else. And I talked about that and then you heard something that brought you something else and you talked about that How could who could anyone follow this shit? I know I when I heard that when I heard that I was wearing earbud I wanted to start punching the earbud in my ear because I was so infuriated by listening to all right So then it goes on and they start playing the Sith game. This is more discussion about how Sys line up with these horror movie characters. I think we made this clear, right? So Jason is still your Darth. That's true? Vader Darth Jater. Yeah.

Derek Jater. Let me give you my reasoning. I'm not trying to convince you just so that the reader has all the all the information. They know. Okay. Palpatine is kind of the mouthy one yes malls very quiet and Vader's just all like lumbering zombie you know you're right I know I'm not I don't want to convince you I want you this is the beauty of this game and it is beautiful this game this. This is fucking ponderous, man. Ponderous, fucking ponderous. This is a game that girls play. Which friends character are you? This is a game out of a magazine, like 17 magazine.

Yeah. Cosmo. They're like, oh, which Star Wars character are you? I don't know. I think I'm C3PO. Take my quick, quick, quick quiz. I'll find you out. I'll find you out too.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. These guys are all jarged our bags. Yeah, there I said it, somebody had a say it. We were all thinking it. And everything has to be shoehorned in. Yeah. Even at my clip eight, they have,

they're trying to figure out what their portman toes of their significant others would be. And Paul already knows that it's not good, but that's not going to stop him from making a meal out of something that he knows sucks ass. What cause they'll probably cut it out in post, right? They'll probably edit it out. They don't edit out anything. Oh, okay.

Portman, what would you in in Amanda's portman to be? Gorland. Gorland. Gorland. Gorland. And yours would be. That's good. Rust fin. Rust fin. Our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, I should give Leslie the first syllable, but it doesn't work with my bad mono-silovic last name. Our rest. Our hair, so it should be roughen, rusten. Roughen's good.

It's not good, by the way. What, that's it there for a second. Yeah, that's all right. Everybody, let's just soak that in. This is a podcast that's it there for a second? Yeah, that's not it. Everybody, let's just soak that in. This is a podcast. That's pop. I don't know how popular it is. They have a patron.

They hide how many patrons they have. They should. Always, always assign. Ooh. If they have more fucking patrons, subscribers. Yeah. Then we do.

Well, Carl, I'll be very upset. Did you know that Paul Russ is not only a terrible comedian? Oh, no. He's also a terrible musician. Oh, no. I did not know that. Yeah. Now that clip that I sent you at the last minute,

that don't stop or will die. He's a musician, you say? Yeah, so you've written a song or two. I know. Now you tell me if this is good or if the fucking rhymes work, we don't have to listen to the whole thing. Obviously, I beg not to. It's almost four minutes, yeah, yeah.

We'll do like a verse in a chorus, and everybody is gonna be probably mad if I play this, but. Is Paul Ross the singer? Yes. Oh, good. Because I could tell they have musical talent because is Paul Ross the singer. Yes. Oh Because I could tell they have musical town because he sings all the time. So he must be really good. Oh god I Just want to point something out real quick because I have written a lot of comedy songs You always want to start with a long intro

You know comedy sides are great like just take your time get into the jokes no problem There's no comedy in this. She's like that pizza. It's pepperoni, Rooney. She give it to a better friend, Tony. Do it a crush. Do it a crush. Do it a crush. Do it a crush. A guy named Tony had pizza with pepperoni. Yeah.

And somebody threw away the crust. Right. Is that what I'm gathering from our... Right. At least her... At least her Lisa rhymes with Pete and Tina rhymes with Pete You can stop it. I mean that's that did I want to embarrass Paul more. Okay Are you embarrassed Paul you should be Pro we are good hard Throw a weird guitar. Oh, it's the same as the first one. Oh, yeah, I mean, it's also a good thing to do in a comedy song.

Everything is good enough, you know? Also, a very good thing to do in a comedy song is just repeat the same joke. If you were laughing too hard, where you couldn't hear it, you know? Yeah, right. That's a good point. Yeah. I miss the T to pizza. That's hilarious.

Come on to the second time. Thank God. Is there an opposite of a fan club that we could start for this band? The trolls. Yeah. Fuck me or fuck me, go. Don't stop or we'll die.

How about please stop and go die? Let's talk about their singing ability. They decide to start harmonizing. Oh Canada! This they cannot do. I don't know why they attempted it. Oh Canada, my home. I thought I was just staying with Okinawa.

Oh my god. I said full, right? Okay boy. Oh Canada, my home. stayed with Okinawa. I said full right? Okay boy. Oh Canada, my home and native land. I wrote down a note. Are these guys good at anything? Like what are they good at? There's nothing I can I can send from this.

This reminded me of Patrick Michael singing Michael Jackson. Yeah. Follow the pattern of the wind you see. Take out the rage to me. That's why I'm starting with me. Hello, I'm starting with the moon and the mirror. Oh, my skin heals a change as waste. Oh, I got a bonus episode coming up this week. We'll be diving into that. I'd rather listen to that honestly. Oh, I got a bonus episode coming up this week.

We'll be diving into that. I'd rather listen to that, honestly. I really enjoyed the ad spots they had in this show. I thought it was appropriate for the quality of the show, the number of ads they had. We'll be right back. With... And...

And... And... This is... Oh. Ha ha ha. We sent a formal... The whole Myric of a great show. Yeah, use the promo code nothing to order nothing. They had a spot for an ad, there was no ad.

It's like a fake show. It's like the show was invented just to fuck with me. Yeah. Yep. Is that why this show was invented just to fuck with me. Yeah. Yeah. Is that why this show exists? I didn't. I know what it's called with Gourley and Rust. And because when it first started,

it was called In Voorhees We Trust. Correct. With Gourley and Rust. Correct. Yeah. Because it was all about Friday the 13th. And what's interesting is, first season about Friday the 13th, they already covered this movie.

The guy starts telling an anecdote and realizes he's already said this on his podcast about this movie. I yelled before the movie started not in the dark, but it was like, if you want Freddie to win scream real loud, if you want Jason to win scream real loud. And when people didn't scream for Freddy I was like we got some Jason heads

That's right Story always delivers because I forget the ending For Jason like oh just people are not a boy must be a Michael crowd. I bet you I made that Joe class time Yeah, I bet he did too in fact you hear them say this a lot But I think I said this in the last time we talked about Eversa Jason, but... Yeah. So I went back and I listened to season one when they talked about Freddy vs Jason. Did not.

And listen to what they said the first time they covered this movie. And it made me think like, what's the future of this podcast if we go on to do multiple seasons in some way? Do we eventually tackle Freddy and then do we have to do this film twice? I've let it that myself. And I thought, yes. And they did. Of course they did. And the original. Everything he ever thought is great to him. Of course. Yeah, he's amazing.

I feel like mommy told him so. Yeah, I feel like he grew up with two moms that told him everything that he does is wonderful. I wrote this note down and I'm reading this these guys need less positive reinforcement Yeah, I wrote that down. Yeah, because everyone's telling them every thought and they're had it's amazing for someone selling That they have to tell themselves so we're here to tell you it's shit. It's garbage the original Freddy versus Jason two hours 41 minutes This one was two hours and another minutes. That's almost five hours of these guys talking about one movie. And they're not talented enough to riff on one movie for five hours.

I don't even understand the point of it. I guess it's just a jumping off for their shitty improv. Yeah. Because I often don't even talk about the movie. And then when they do talk about the movie, they don't even know what the fuck is going on. Why didn't Mark go to the corn rave? Mark is the little marzini. Uh, not a, uh, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, for podcasts and you don't know what's going on in the movie why people are doing what they're doing

What's the point of any of this? I don't want to know We have a point to our show. It's to hurt people's feelings. Yeah, these guys have no fucking point at all I can't figure it out. All right. Here's a fun impression. They do you ever play mortal combat Andy? Oh I know what's coming up. Lou Kang, it's just Christ. It's a Mortal Kombat character. This guy doesn't impression of him and I totally disagree with what he's saying. I don't know if you've ever heard this before,

but like one of the guys, he like levitates and then kind of comes at the other person kicking and it looks like he's riding a bike in the air. And it sounds like he's saying, I'm a little kid who likes to ride his bike. I'm a little kid who likes to ride his bike. Have you ever heard of that before? Yeah.

The Luke King is saying, I'm a little kid who likes to ride his bike. Yeah. I was like, I don't remember that. I played Mortal Kombat all the time when I was younger. I don't remember that at all. This is what Luke King is actually saying. And I've already played it at SAID. Remember that. Usually is actually saying and I've already planted that seed. Remember that

Usually you can hear something if you already know what you're listening for right listen for it listen for it Not even close now you might say yeah, but Carol 1992 they weren't really good with the audio and video games Not so because what Scorpion talking You understand exactly that motherfucker saying Just an excuse to play moral cow I had fun with that Oh, here's another I had fun with that. Oh, here's another

hilarious hypothesis that this guy comes up with. And it's based on, there's been 17 movies before this one, so if you wanted to bring a date to go see Freddie versus Jason, this is what you'd have to say to your date. What's the reason for the chat? The first date. You want to go to the movies?

I really want to take you to see Freddie versus Jason. Well, I haven't seen any of those movies. That's okay. Just watch them before Friday. They're 17 Endgame would be funnier. Yeah, right if you said I want to go see I'd give I have seen any Marvel movies All right, well, there's 47 fucking movies you have to watch your game would be like I have to pick up with you I don't know why they think things like that are fun. Here's an example break up with you. I don't know why they think things like that are fun. Here's an example. Here's an example of them not only telling jokes but then trying to tag the jokes because this show is all just here's an unfunny joke. I'm gonna tag it you tag it no one's tagging it. Right and I guess that's how it begins right is like somehow he and you know I've been a stickler throughout

the nightmare movies of like when is Freddie not really getting somebody when they're asleep. Jason's not asleep. Jason's dead. So that shouldn't be Freddie's domain. That should be the domain of... Daddy Ed. Daddy Grooger. Daddy Grooger. Daddy Grooger. Daddy, yes.

Daddy Eddie Grooger. Gets to have Jason Jason, not ready. Freddy's overstepping his boundaries. We're gonna find the joke. Oh, no, we never found it. Never found it. Eddie, if you get out of my house and you said that, into that microphone, I would never have you over again.

Yeah. And I wouldn't be mean about it. I would like, ridicule you on Twitter. I would just never invite you over again. If that's embarrassing, these guys are doing a podcast and they put that in the show. They got it in the show. I know. Everything is just fucking silly premises. This sums up the show. What if Superman had the hiccups?

Up, up, up, up, up, up in a way. I'm like a great improv comedian. You're gonna cross half your list. Yeah. This sums up the show for me. That's fun, I guess. And then at one point, they realize that if somebody was a fan of their show and wanted to bring somebody else in, you gotta listen to the show, it's really good.

They realize that no one would enjoy this show listening to it. Oh my god. I feel so bad for the listeners who are like playing this out loud in their apartments right now. Hello, exactly. Yeah. If your roommate's home and you're playing this on purpose, you would be embarrassed. Yeah. And your girlfriend would break up with you. It's awful. It's not good. And that's just the goal to try and make these so long, because when I listened to season one, when I was watching the Friday the 13th movies, I listened to a couple of these before I gave up on it. Yeah. It bears the same. They're at one point, they're like, let's try and make it four hours. It's just like, I don't, we don't, nobody needs that.

No, because they've done zero prep. They're not prepared with anything. They think they can just show up and be funny. And they cannot. Maybe someday they can. Maybe. This is a well-known fact. When Kevin and I started the show we

recorded a few episodes that we never released because they weren't very good. These fucking assholes are like that was very good whatever put it on the internet. Yeah and tell people to pay us money on Patreon. Oh yeah. Why? Let me see here. Clip 6. And who are the super friends? This is why you gotta do Patreon, because maybe we'll do a full special on who all the super friends are in the horror world. Really dig into the wacky races, which slasher is a muttly.

Okay, just as a tease, who's muttly? Which slasher is muttly? And it doesn't even have to be of the three. Is he leprechaun? He is leprechaun. I guarantee you they do that as a Patreon episode. They will. That's fucking Patreon poison.

I would pay to not hear that. Of course, there's nothing funny about that premise because it doesn't even make sense. Yeah. I don't know if people realize this, but figuring out which wacky racer is Lupricod doesn't fucking make sense. I can even say this. Here's an example of their comedy stylings.

I just also have a thing that I love, which is like... The like older stuntman dressed like a punk or skate kid. Like I don't have like what I'm wearing. Yeah. Like a stocking cap and they kind of like a skater shirt. He's like falling over but it's like, you have like the body of a agent stuntman. He doesn't finish the joke.

The other guy starts laughing. He doesn't finish the joke and then it isn't a joke because he can't come up with anything. He just says what he already said. He yeah, he just repeats what he already said. So he has no wit and the other guy. Ha ha ha, right? Ha ha ha, like an older stuntman. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Not funny. You could have said the corpse of evil can evil would have had something.

Something. Something. Anything. Something. I like when the guy can't find the word he's looking for even though he just said it. And it was a non-conscious It was like a what am I trying to say the immediate response knee jerk knee jerk, but um got un I don't know you're so close. I'm got just so close And non-conscious What's the word on?

No! I'll need you, I gotta know. Yeah, I'll give you two options for an out. No, not that. Holy shit, dude. At one point, because they're sitting outside. At one point, there's like a neighbor nearby who's laughing at something.

Nothing that they say. Right, obviously. Nothing they say is funny, but there's a neighbor somewhere and this distracts the hell out of them. Because they haven't heard legitimate laughter genuine laughter in years That guy thought that was funny Somebody laughs about a block away

So It's through them off. Yeah, they were not expecting that like Like, what the fuck is going on? Somebody's laughing over there. And I have to say, I only got an hour and 45 minutes into the show. That's pretty good though. But when the co-host started yawning, that's what I'm like tapping on. I'm like, okay, if you're bored, guess what I am.

Oh, wherever. Jason X is 2001. Okay. Ha ha ha ha. Well, you know what? There's a lot of big coffee. He's still yawning. You made it almost to the end because guess what the last 10 minutes of this show is. Yawning? Fucking reading Patriot names. Oh Jesus Christ. At least they saved it to the fucking end. But yeah it's just like I'm special. I'm famous.

Andy, anything else for this show? Fuck no. All right. We got all apologized, everybody. But I mean, we all can agree. That's a fucking steaming pile of shit. It's terrible. It's terrible and these guys should be embarrassed

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but first. Gringe of the week, Gringe of the week. This came in from Adam Thoreau, who's killing it lately. I think he had an episode suggestion that came through not too long ago. And this is Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. Ooh, listen to the editing job from our friend, Tom Myers.

I don't know how we fucked it up this badly, that he had to go back and edit him, saying the right thing in a different time zone with different equipment, and then he still couldn't edit it together correctly. This is awful, God please save us please. The last time I saw anyone react like that, I was in McDonald's and the person behind the counter told them that they stopped serving breakfast.

That sounded like three different edits, right? And he didn't edit out. he stumbled on his own fucking setup and he didn't add it that out. He added it in, I was at McDonald's and could have gone, listen to this again, could have gone directly to pass the stumble. And I don't know why he did, I think he might be a moron. The last time I saw anyone react like that, I was at McDonald's and the person behind the counter told them that

they stopped serving breakfast. And the person behind the counter now is still what it sounded terrible because obviously that wasn't at it. Like just, that's not a good joke, just take it out. Just don't use it. I gotta get the 30 minutes, Carl. It's very important. I can do exactly 30 minutes. I gotta go back and punch in my McDonald's. We're gonna punch in McDonald's on this one and three. Two. What? McDonald's.

What an idiot. What a fucking moron. Speaking of cringe, Carl. Yeah. I sent over a couple of how did this get made clips? Because I'm struggling with, I mean, we've covered it on the show. So now I'm witnessing the death of how did this get made. And I'm sort of, you know,

it's hard not to notice. I'm mourning its death, so I'm still kind of like sticking with it. Right. But the newest one that was the Lawn Mour man one, Jim, they already covered Lawn Mour man? It's Lawn Mour man too. Oh, all right.

But June Diane is, just, how many podcasts has she done of this show like over to her on 258 she didn't do them all she's done at least 200 episodes of a podcast. Yeah, still has no fucking idea how to podcast clip 16 point also Paul. I mean, it was so this this whole experience of this movie has been so chaotic, but there was your microphone is pointing to the ground. Well, David, can you hear me? Okay. It gets better when you pointed at your mouth. Literally pointing at the desk. I can't get it to step out. Maybe if I, oh, this is what this does. Okay. Wow.

No, it doesn't want to. It just pushed it backwards. I guess I'll just have to hold it. I'm not doing well. I'm not well right now. Fucking things sucks. So no idea how to work a fucking microphone stand or talk into it properly.

People in the entertainment industry have no idea how easy their fucking jobs are. And now that they're on podcasts and we're starting to see this side of them, it's same with comedians who are just podcasting all the time and you're hearing their every thought, you're like, oh, you're actually not that funny. Right. Like, when you can put together a 40 minute set, it's tight and it's great. But when you podcast three times a week,'re not that funny. I'm a fucking person and June day in Rayfield is not a talented person at all. She fucking sucks

She sucks and 17 is one more reason to fucking hate her. She is hateable This episode is airing here in late January Do we want to plug anything tell anybody to watch see do experience anything at all? plug anything to anybody to watch, see, do, experience anything at all? Um, gosh, I don't know. I just saw a little news story today that, uh, president, president elect Biden's dog, the shelter that they got him from is going to do an official, um, in doguration.

Oh, amazing. Which I thought was just so cute. Amazing. I can't wait to get my eyeballs on that first rescue in the White House. At this point, amazing. Which I thought was just so cute. Amazing. I can't wait to get my eyeballs on that. Well, this is the first to rescue in the White House. At this point. That's exciting. It's not exciting.

It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny.

It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. Netflix and shit like plug your shit this woman goes I'm gonna watch this fucking dog inauguration like what I saw this useless Information in the news what news are you reading?

Fucking idiot. She's a fucking idiot. Oh god. She's hateable. I hate her in every single way I got to get in a better mood. Let's get crippled Jesus in here. Please. Jesus always supposed to be in a better mode. CJ. What's up, buddy? What's up, Carl? Can you hear me, all right? You sound great. Yeah. CJ. I just want to thank Andy for playing Time Myers. Because I think to myself a lot, I'll never walk again,

but at least I'm not a Time Myers. That's a good way to go through life. Just being grateful that you're not top-mires. I think gratitude is an important thing in order to keep yourself. Every time I'm having a bad day at work, I think that now. Yes. I think like, you know, at least my kid wasn't killed by gun violence. And I'm not top-mire. I think that's a decent right there.

Things I always think crippled Jesus. Can you please set up what we're about to do? I'm so excited. So yeah, this is either a quips of my feminist theory class. Now, I'm not going to give you the whole rundown because I've already done that on the Dictionary. So if you're new to this whole thing, Go listen to that after this too. But basically the field started when my teacher asked me why I was here and I said I chose this class to entertain myself. So now you got to understand that this entire course is being done over Zoom. There's no in-person

Activity so what's what's great about this is that it's very easy to record every single class Which is what CJ has been doing for the last couple of weeks, really So my first quip car. I know that you while that when people talk about you and I do too. So why don't you play my first clip I have for you? And I hope everyone got my announcement about how we are going to engage in discussion in this class, which means we are free to disagree with each other, of course, especially because this is the last class.

But we are going to do so in a respectful and supportive manner. So obviously they're trying to pretend like, I know there's a few people who are having an issue with this. It's really just CJ. You're a lot to disagree, but you're not. She does that a lot. She does that a lot where she's obviously talking about me,

but she doesn't say my name. In case you haven't listened to 17 hours of the Dix show over the last few weeks, basically what's happened is this woman has sent out emails to the entire class that are about CJ being disruptive without saying, it's CJ who's being disruptive. Yeah, and one of those emails, used the word, uh, threatening and

menacing, which I think is the first time a cripple has ever been called that. So I'm a real drag away. This fucking guy's going to run you over. Watch out. So that this next one, uh, it's titled, I Respect for We Do We What You Said. And it's her vine about how she accepts any theory. If we take issue with something someone has said, we can say, you know, I respectfully disagree with you. This is, as I understand it, your perspective is X. So that's a good way to kind of set up

a respectful discussion about disagreements that you first check in with the other person to make understand what it is they're saying. This woman is never challenged. That's the thing about these college professors, they live inside this little bubble and everybody agrees with all their nonsense. And then CJ comes in and challenges her. She's like, uh, all right. You're allowed to disagree, but not really because I will delete everything that you have to say. Oh, yeah, I agree with. We should be allowed to disagree with respect, boy, but the way in all my work from existence so it seems she doesn't practice what she preaches. Well the things that you say are obviously

dangerous. She has to delete them, CJ. Which the first thing all I said was is that a man in the dress shouldn't be able to be a woman. And you call that a USC fight. I never thought I would get kicked out of a feminist theory class for not condoning domestic violence,

but this is where we are now. That's a really good point. So CJ did a paper on the fact that they're letting men compete with women. And Joe Rogan talked about this a lot. It's not fair. Right. If you're a man and you say that while I feel like a woman inside, you get to beat the shit out of women, right, which makes no sense. And frankly, Favonist should be the first people against this. They should be on the fucking front of this argument.

You would. Right. Yeah. And they go off on guys like Chris Brown tell me what the difference between what Chris Brown did to Rihanna and what that guy did to that woman the only difference I see is there's a cage on the outside of them. Well the other difference is Rihanna's hot. Yeah, the other fucker group. And Chris Brown isn't walking around saying that he's a woman. Well, we got about a trouble, he would. This next clip, Carl. Yeah. The teacher asked a very important question.

Are the concepts sex and the concepts gender? And so today it's fairly well established that there's a difference between sex and gender. And would anyone like to articulate what that difference is? Oh boy. Okay. Can I do this one? Women are very, women are very smart. And all these women are going to college because they're obviously very empowered and intelligent.

And I'm sure you guys just can't wait to hear what they have to say about this. So play my women are smarter quick. I'm sorry, and then I don't know, I'm sorry. I thought I had ideas. I don't know how to explain this without it sounding weird I don't know how to explain it like um I'm not really sure I don't I don't really know that's the greatest super cut ever put together for this show CJ that's fucking amazing oh put together for this show, CJ, that's fucking amazing. Oh, no, it was even legal.

What we're doing right now. When I equipped all their shows for you, it wasn't that fun time standing, but I was cracking myself up time standing. Yes, just listening. I know. It's amazing. So sex versus gender is a hard question in a feminist theory class. Well, my, my tweet answer was, uh, you can't gender on a beach. You can't have gender on a beach. Yes, that's a good answer. You would think the teacher knows the answer to this question right? Yeah she asked it, sure.

She'd been studying this field for a year to five years. She has to be an expert. We would all think I want you to play Yes and dummy, which is her answer. On the topic of sex, if we're going gonna use biology to separate males from females, like on what basis are we gonna do it? Are we gonna go with genitalia? Are we gonna go with DNA? Because oftentimes those two do not fall into alignment.

Offend times? God, she doesn't oftentimes. Ah, I'm just born away. What? Keep in mind that this woman is a doctor and she can barely talk. I don't know. I don't know if you noticed her crutch word, but she says, um, about every two other words.

So, uh, if you guys have a W-A-C-P, Crutch Word drinking game, I want to get it out now. I'm starting right now. I'm not responsible for any alcohol poisoning during this segment. Thank you for the disclaimer. I appreciate that. It really is incredible. These are people who wouldn't make it a day in the real world. If this woman had to go out and get in a real job, what the fuck would she do? Yeah. Oh, I'm bad. Well, about nonsense. It's that's probably incorrect. Right. We don't hire people like that. Right. Sorry.

Putting all your your theories into practice is going to be a little more difficult. Yeah. I think so. Jesus Christ. What a fuck. So I decide why not me give my theory on this question. Okay. And I attempt to, so play, I'm not calling on the cripple. And I'm not calling on anyone whose camera is not on. Oh, come on. Come on, why won't she call on you? What does she think you're making faces or something?

It's like dark helmet. I don't know why, but that particular day, my webcam was not working. And it was weird because it was lit up on my ends, but you couldn't see my face. And I know she didn't want to hear my answer. So her way to get around that was just to say, I'm not calling on anyone that doesn't have their webcam on but again Says me without saying my name because I'm the only person in there that doesn't have their web camera

It was a convenient excuse for her to not have to hear your jokes, which I would have loved By the way, I want to point out now crippled Jesus doesn't want want me to say this, but the reason why he didn't have his webcam I was because he was in blackface that day. He thought he wouldn't get in trouble. Do you hear the top buyers? The shoe polish with a little bit darker than I was expecting. Yeah. His cam was on. It was just the blackface was so dark and it wasn't on. the black face was so dark and it wasn't on. Grimmeldude is like, well, this shade of shoe polish is offensive. What's it trying that? Um, so I hope you have the soundboard ready for this clip.

Of course I always do. No shit Sherlock. Okay. So, f***ing. And then f***ing. I guess I'm trying to think how to explain it in the least negative way, but all I can think of is there's a reason just to identify us in some way. Don't shit, you're a c***** That's called the episode of the creep-off with Kaya. That's the perfect example of why you need to identify people as soon as.

Yes. And I can't believe I forgot to quit this, but her response to that answer. It was like, oh, a very wise point. Good job. The way she was talking to that woman, it was like if you talk to a toddler, if they stand up for the first time. Well, CJ if it's a woman saying it It's a good point of course if it's you saying it it's deleted CJ are you gonna pass this class by the way? Are you getting good grades? What's going on? I

So I do not have good grades It's a bunch of incompletes I have I have switched teachers and I have a feminist theory class that is taught by a man. So maybe I'll actually learn something. How does how do they identify though? Oh yeah, I have we're going to get into that. Okay. You talk later. I have a quip of that too, but this next quip I have here is another answer to the teacher's question, sex versus gender, and I know it's a sin to have dead air on your podcast. It is.

But just bear with me for this clip. Right. I hate that reason. I don't really know. This is even hard for CJ to set throw. How are you going through these classes? Oh man, thankfully I have my baked clothes back. I basically get stoned when I record these clothes because it is a lot.

When you're sober and you're in these, it's in raging, because you realize how dumb these people are, but if I have a little bit of substance to help me out, it's a lot funnier. I've noticed that as well. It's pretty much the way I went through college. So these are my second batches of quips from the second class.

The first one is a thing that teachers do a lot, which is posture, there are authority over students. So this is, this quip is basically the teacher saying, hey there, lady, I got the big quit. And this is the meaning of the beat rose hugging over me. So respect my authority. I don't know. I mean, like it. It's really important that you raise your hand. Oh, I'm so sorry. Okay. You can click on the participant's feature. I think that will allow you unless you

have the racing hand feature just kind of out there. Whoa, somebody didn't do it right. Oh, yeah. And just a side bit, Carl. I have used the racing hand feature, and it does not work. She never called on me.

The only way that I actually get called on is I have to move my lips on me. And then eventually she'll get so distracted with what I'm doing on camera that she will call on me. So when I took when I was a gallon, I took a gallon. What I was a gallon. Most of the courses I was in, there was a participation, percentage of your grade, like you had to participate in class and talk and be there, is this true with this course as well? It's 30%.

Where's she going? Where's she going? And she won't call it. Oh, this fucking guy. When she kicked me out of these classes, Carl, that's why me and my mom decided to fight it with the department hands because that's like one third of my grade and she'd diskicking me out because she doesn't like what I said. For the first time ever

crippled Jesus has been discriminated against and I won't stand for it. Yeah, it's very ableist, Carl. It actually is surprising that she wouldn't cut you some slack I'm shocked by that well you know I don't know it's my white man trumps my crippleness I'm not in the ribbed tired wingo so I don't know where I would be on the oppression chart you're also wearing a mega hat every class that doesn't help yeah I'm pretty sure I have a hat every class that doesn't help. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I have experienced more a quote oppression than over half of these women in the class. Dude, you go to strip clubs where if you want to get a lap dance, it's upstairs.

Who is, that's fucking oppression right there. It's a shame. This, I didn't quit this again, but one of the women said that oppression is when their male coworkers talk over them, and I'm just like, lady, I would like to just walk my dog. What was I doing? But I have to sit down and constantly think about how,

I'll never be able to do that. And you think oppression is the coworker talking over you in a meeting for a job. You probably shouldn't have anyway Oh, you got interrupted once I can't fucking walk I think I got you beat on this one So Carl you know that women love hypothetical questions. So I have a hypothetical question for you here. I know why they love hypothetical questions.

They already know the answer to them. That's the other beauty of hypothetical with women. The answer question, like, well, you know what you want me to say. Just fucking tell me. All right. Sorry. What is that? If I were the man, which is, this is the topic for the second class.

Okay, I'm already looking forward to this. I think if I was a man, I would have a lot of different challenges in life and different expectations in life. And that would dictate how I would be a different person. Okay. Yeah, you're different expectations. You would have to work for living. It'd be productive.

You would have to have a job. You wouldn't just be able to suck whoever's dick to go where you are at and wife. Yeah. You know, when you go in to get a raise, you have to show that you've actually been productive and gotten things done and not just pull your shirt down. Well, yeah, and as the man, you get the raise because you ask for it. You don't just sit there and pow, and then try to suit your company because you didn't ask for a raise because you were too scared to. Cry when you don't get it. When I was at E-bombs World, here's a funny anecdote.

When I was at E-bombs World, we had this inappropriate to say, but it was a bulldyke. One of our developers was a short, fat bulldyke, and she was not shy about it. She let all of us know. Now the problem with her is that she did not know how to do her job. She had the job of development and she was not a developer. So we fired her. She sued us and she said that it was discrimination because she was a lesbian right which is why we fired her. Yeah. Not because you're bad at your job. Not because you've never completed one project. We brought your desk. Well because you're a lesbian. Oh, we all hate lesbians. By the way, have to fucking cut that out of the website is lesbians. Because you've never completed one project. We brought your desk. Well, because you're a lesbian.

Oh, we all hate lesbians. By the way, have to fucking cut that on the website is lesbians. We love lesbians. And I'm sure too. I'm sure, munching all the carpet in your office created a lot of extra hassle for the grandelish. We're gonna have a carpet left.

We're gonna have a mop on, I'm ready. It was all concrete floor by the time she was done. So this next quilt, I quit this one because it gives a lot of insight on really just how complicated and insane all this liberal nonsense is. So this woman is insane Assuming that that's how you identify oh God you can't even just ask a straightforward question without be oh, no, I don't want to offend They just said you're female. I don't know if that doesn't look easy

Now a carol this has This sparked a I had to come to Jesus moment in my mind Okay, when I heard this I realized the reason that these types of web are all they're so stupid It's not because they have a brain. It's because they have to say, assuming that's how you identify after every question they ask. I can't imagine how manning it would be to have to remember all these 45 different genders that you guys invent.

And there's a new one every 30 seconds. It's absolutely insane. You're right. In order to not offend somebody, you have to have an IQ over 150. That's why I offend everybody all the time. I'm just not smart enough. Kripple Jesus having a come to Jesus moment. I was thinking to say it's like,

Oh, you just came in your pants, is that what it was? Come on, Jesus. Jesus told me, I did the Lord's work and he'll talk to God about getting me wakes. Oh sweet wow maybe someday in Heaven buddy maybe someday in Heaven. We are all struggling John fans here I think it's fair to say. Huge fan. And our buddy struggling John has actually decided to educate himself and join feminist theory. So play that quiz. I'm sorry I can't hear you. I will try again.

I can't hear you. Sort of. Not not not good. Let's see if we can hear you. Let's say what you want to say. I don't think that I don't think matters. Like who I am in this house. Like I still say this thing. I feel like you learned it in that way. Can we get Hell sparks to show her how to plug the easter that cable directly into the modem?

And what are the odds that that's actually centering John's kid? You know, I know that is sexist, co. Apparently. Very difficult. The woman don't know how to use this. Very difficult to manage over there. Now, this next clip is the definition of irony.

And I'll explain after you hear it. On the short end of oppression. That's one that's kind of. Where I'm like incredibly short. Like I'm really short. And like, I was like, people will like look down on me, not taking seriously. And then also like when I was younger,

like I sometimes would, I would wear like shoes of clothes and then and people would like, I've never been like a rich person I I've always been thinking of sports so people would then judge between based on my class and like the money I had. So meanwhile, crippled Jesus see they're going, sounds like a really tough life you have there. Wow. Yeah, I wanted to play a bio man. I wanted to play a bio man. I mean I identify as a tall rich person, but I have a short poor person. Wow. So there's two things to it. Obviously there's the irony of her saying that to a crippled man. Yes. I can't even stand up at all. Yeah. It can't even be sure. And she

go down longer than what I quiped. But I spare all the listeners. Thank you. I like you guys. Appreciate it. But the second thing here is, is I she's saying that people look down on her and don't take her serious way. As a man that everyone who comes in contact with me, looks down at me. Right. Everybody takes me serious way. I don't get a disrespected or anything

because I can't stand. So she wants to be, that's the thing. Everyone's pretending to be a fucking victim And then you have someone who's actually oppressed in their class. It's fucking everything up. That's why they hate you Like what we're trying to pretend that we have a hard life. You're fucking this up for us. I'm only four foot 11 You're fucking this up for me and I just I did it girl 4.11 remember Renee yeah 4.11 very successful in life Everyone takes her seriously. It's in how you carry yourself. There's nothing to do with your fucking height or your physical attributes

Right, yeah, go ahead This is another side no The cripple oppression now this was from my most recent class I didn't that I don't have it for you. But the teacher spent about 40 minutes, which the class in an hour. She spent 40 minutes talking about a book that she wrote on the oppression of blacks and crippled people. And I wanted to say to her how ridiculous it is, because she's number one, nobody's gonna read your book,

unless you're literally forced us to read it for an assignment. That's the only way anybody will read this piece of shit book. I might read this book. I'm a show. Number two, you're not a part of any of those groups. This is a Jewish white woman. How she is an expert on black and cripple oppression. What the fuck?

Just talk about the Holocaust then. You have a thing. Do your thing. You like fix my head., I'm a good man. He had to escape the Holocaust. I'm gonna get it. Come over here with numbers. Carole.

No, they're not getting with numbers. It's a deal of Holocaust. That's good point. This next clip that I do have, it really shows the angle that she's coming from and kind of the bias that she has towards men. So, play, you can say that. But I was not gonna say that they don't have

it like, they don't have difficult things happening and so I don't wanna say that. But I'm not really sure. Say that, I mean it's, you're a mess in you how you envision your life would be different if you were not female. Oh my God. Everything is hypothetical with these people.

I got an idea. Reality exists, living it. Yeah. Figure it the fuck out. Yeah, but wouldn't things be better of this and this and this? Yes! We can all say that! And was it was the best and pool?

Yeah. I suck at it. And it's never been easier in the, this day and age of the internet. You could just say whoever you want to be online. Yes. And not be gendered. Andy's a 13 year old girl. A Twitter.

I love you doing that. Chris Hansen loves this guy. The end of the hypothetical. All these feminists in that class, they wouldn't be there today if their dad didn't go out to get cigarettes. All right, cripple, dude. What else you got, buddy? If their dad didn't go out to get cigarettes All right, cripple gee. What else you got buddy? Finally my last clip. All right. I

Titled I don't I don't really need to set up for this one. It's titled They only real answer to her question. And is this the question of what would be different if you were a man? Yes. Okay. Okay, whoever's camera is off, could you please turn it on? Okay, now I'm gonna call on crippled Jesus. And trying to my personality, I don't think being a different vendor would make anything different but my wife probably would be easier if I was female. Why do you say that? Well because there are more scholarships out there for females, things like free dinners and free houses and People are generally in general more empathetic to females

Then they are with man especially those who struggle like poor people and all that so I Don't really make me as a person would be any different but I would probably have a easier wife than I do. You know I think that that um thank you for that. Crippled Jesus. I think that was a very thoughtful response. Baal! Oh holy shit dude that's legendary right there. That is well done. I really think you should just start identifying as a female I love that he says free houses

I'm friends with a lot of rich gamblers and most of their wives Literally just have sex with them. Yes, the mansions that they have. So obviously she's never gonna call on me again. No. At least I got to be on WACP. Oh, dude. Well done, my friend. Very well done. Thank you so much for bringing that to our attention. I had no idea what was going out in these feminist theory courses Whether it was the honor to be it was the honor to be on go Well, I will eventually be female. I just have to get a

Pulp fiction style wig first, so I'm working on that ending crippled crippled virgin Mary style wig first so I'm working on that ending crippled crippled virgin Mary Cripple Jesus you're the best buddy. We'll have you on a guy man. Thank you so much This has been the bus things that were happening to people Jesus that the dick show every single week He's like he's really milking this Fascinating it is fascinating. It's fun. Do you mind if I plug something real? Of course buddy So friend of the show Brandon I was on shitty song of the week the most recent episode and He gave me the

Opportunity of a lifetime. He made my make a wish come true He gave me any song to shoot out and I picked don't stop or even my journey because that is such a piece of shit song and I've been wanting to shit on that dump stifier for going on 10 years now so. So because you're in a real charity to grab the low-hanging fruit is that what you're saying? Well I was honestly astonished that they had never talked about it before, but just from, you know, in high school, I coached football and I was getting PTSD flashbacks from all the times that our shitty high school man played that song on the French horn. It is popular, that's for sure.

Well, people check out shitty song of the week with Brandon and Cripple Jesus in the latest episode. All right, buddy. Thank you so much for coming on. Thanks for having me, guys. Yeah, buddy. Talk to you soon. Who? Who?

Remember John C. DeVorek came on. Who are these podcasts? Yes. So, John C. DeVorek from the No Agenda Show came on. And he's fascinated with Sophia with an app. Really? Sophia Franklin. Hi, I saw my, you know, call her daddy.

Cool, we have that in common. So let's see, then, go agenda this week. And no one judges the show that plays clips of the media and analyzes their bias. Right. I enjoy the show quite a bit. For some reason, Jesse DeVartus had to do an entire segment about Sophia with an app.

He's obsessed with this woman. That was awesome. I've been looking at this series of clips higher segment about Sophia with an F. He's obsessed with this woman. Awesome. I've been looking at this series of clips that you have. And I'm very curious who Sophia with an F is. Sophia with an F? Yeah. We did a whole show on her. Well, tell me again, I don't remember.

She's the one of the two women that did this call me daddy podcast that was done by bar stool sports. Oh, that was through $10 million a year. They had a huge split. These two women and they went their separate ways. And I am the one who said on this show that I think Sophia with an F as hard as she is as vocal fry and everything wrong with her presentation in our world, she's a genius. I believe a ball.

So she had an episode where she was interviewing the woman who came out against Army Hammer and said that Army Hammer wanted to eat her ribs. And that Army Hammer is a, what do you call that? Sadistic cannibal. Yes. Thank you. Sadistic cannibal. And it's so funny because Josie DeVarick's like, now it was an hour long interview.

I only have eight minutes of it. It's like eight fucking minutes. Jesus Christ is playing the show on your show. I thought that was really funny because it didn't make any sense to be out in no agenda. And Justin, we did a whole episode about this. I'm like, I think you're thinking of who are these. You're right, yes, you did it on here. Not on there.

Very funny. All right, let's go and have a look at this, Asad. G-G-G-Y-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E- He's not sal-dee. He's not a type of that shit. I sal-dee, he's a super fan. Now he calls me his lord and savior. I mean, you know, it's a little over the top, but he's a friend. Now all these lunatics on social media keep thinking it's me. I don't have time to have burner accounts.

Now it is this other guy, some Canadian guy, and he's, you know, tweeting in support of me, and he thinks it's me. It's like, I don't have time to have burner accounts. I have one account at Stuttering John M. That's funny because we have a guy coming on next week. There's a little bit of a tease. We have a guy coming on next week who used to work with John pretty closely and

He sent me a little DM back and forth Between himself and Southern John Melendez. Hmm. This is the note from John to him troll Jason Ellis. This was back on April 12th of last year. Oh troll Jason Ellis. And this person responds, sucks that he's being an ass, but you're doing a good job trolling him from your Yankee fan account.

John goes, whoa, how'd you know it was me? Ha, ha, ha. He goes, I forget what originally tipped me off. I think you might have said something about it on your podcast a while back. John goes,

whoa, keep it on the down low. And the guy responds, of course, John is a fucking pathological liar. He's always lying. I don't know the type of burner accounts. You have nothing but time. You have nothing but time. It's why you're an alcoholic.

Yeah, because you have nothing but time. So he obviously has burner accounts. He's admitted this in these DMs that I'm proven. It's been proven now. And I thought that was hilarious. What's listen to John? You know that he's a recording artist. He was on a major label.

I want a shitty song in the week to do, talk my way out of it. They did. Oh, did they? Yeah, when I was on their show. Maybe I should listen to that shit. I know. You just declared them and done it. I went on their show. We did shittiest 90s song

I did cumbersome by seven Mary. Yeah, and Brandon did talk my way out of it. Oh, okay. So you know episode say about this I'm alright. Yeah, I totally remember that now. Oh Shit all right, so this is John singing a tune for us here. I get knocked down, but I get up again. Oh What's he wait, how does it go? Oh my god, I get knocked down But I get it but I get up again You ain't ever gonna keep me down and I get knocked down, but I get up again. You ain't ever gonna keep me down This is and I get knocked down, but I get up again. You and I ain't ever gonna keep me down. This is a smile. You ain't ever gonna keep the rhythm.

This is a dinosaur. We have a whisked drink. We have a locker drink. We have a side of drink. We have a locker drink. We have the times that we've been doing the good times. We think the times that we don't even know the good times, we think the times that we drink

that we have at the band times. Oh, Danny Boy. Danny Boy. Danny Boy. Of course he goes off the drinks. But I get up again. You ain't ever gonna keep me down. And I ain't got knockdown.

But I get up again. You ain't ever gonna keep me down. That's right. That's right, Tony Macaroni Chum keep me down. That's right. That's right Tony macaroni chumble Wamba That's a great song. I used to play when I had to kiss in the car all the time Never quit. He played it when he has kids in the car all the time that is he's talking about binge drinking Yeah, the lyrics. He didn't understand. We're pissing the night away pissing the night away This guy's like blah blah blah blah

That song is about drinking until you fall down. He's like, I play that for my kids. A very inspiring song. You know they wrote that about me kids. Yes! Right! That would make more sense. So I went ahead and put together something that I am calling Considering John's most amazing musical performance ever. Oh, man. This is a tradition. We have a wick, we have a lock, a drink. In the side of the drink, we have a box, a drink. The times that's been taken by the good times, the times that we know we're doing that the way it's hard. Oh, Danny Boy.

Danny Boy. Danny Boy. I get knocked out. boy I get knocked down But I get up again you and ever gonna keep me down and I get knocked down But I get up again you and ever gonna keep me down Well, that's just drunk talk That's right. Beautiful drunk talk Very poorly done. Is that like a recent episode of this? Oh, yeah, it's this week. Oh my god

I'm gonna sing a song from 25 years ago and poorly done, dude. Is that like a recent episode of this? Oh yeah, it's this week. Oh my God. I'm gonna sing a song from 25 years ago and Andy. As a drunk mess. He gets black out drunk on his show. And then we get to make fun of him because he's black out drunk on his show. That's the beauty of Stuttering John. It's fantastic.

The other thing is great about Stuttering John is that Hellsparx has to hold his hand through life. John doesn't know how to do anything. There are multiple hour long videos of Hellsparx has to hold his hand through life. John doesn't know how to do anything. There are multiple hour long videos of Hellsparx teaching John how to use the internet. I'm not even joking about this. It's enraging. John doesn't fucking get it.

Well, I started watching one of them and he was explaining how to put a logo in the corner of your video. And Hellsparx is like, well, if you have a J-Pag, the background of your logo will appear over the video But if you have a ping then it'll be transparent and I'm like oh my god If you got a fucking explain what a J-Pag of a ping is just fucking forget about That's kind of the bare bones of this and John's like how do I know how do I convert my J-Pag into a big health

Spark so just send it to me out. I'll just do it So ready God that's what this. It's an hour of that. I poor Hells Park. I don't know why he's doing this. I don't know why he's doing this. But listen to this. This is John thinking that YouTube is against him. Because it's always like, it's never his fault. It's not like he doesn't understand how shit works. It's just that everything's against him and Hells Park is like,

that's the case, John. Yeah, I just everything's against him and the hell's worth it. That's a guy's channel. Yeah, I just wanna read you the exact quote they told me. So. So. Stage block. He says, did anybody notice when drop from YouTube that you see a message that chat is not allowed

on content for kids? So someone has changed my thing. No, no, nobody has changed it. You have to say that. You have to tell YouTube. It's not content for kids. That's your part. So of course, right, with that, John said,

oh, my fault. Thank you for teaching me that. I will be better in the future. No, he did not say that. Yeah. I don't know what they did have it out there. I don't know what's going on. So of course, my favorite thing is happening

right now is that I was centering John. is that people are getting kicked out of the room while he's broadcasting. Right. At big chunks at a time of people. It's so much people. Someone is doing that to him, right? Someone is hacked into the back end and is just knocking people out.

And Southern John knows for a fact that YouTube is doing this. This is a long clip because I was gonna clip every single piece of this. I'm like, I'll just play the whole thing. I'll just pause it as we go. I'm glad everyone enjoyed the show. And I'm thank you for all the super chats. It does help. The 11th is when they cut off. And you know what? I gotta say it again. I'm really freaking pissed at YouTube.

They purged the show again. I saw it happen at least three or four times. I don't want you guys to think that I'm not seeing your chats where you say that you've been purged because what I'm doing is taking a screenshot. And I just sent 11 screenshots to YouTube, support while the show was going and going what the could you guys do into me I go the next thing I'm gonna do is legal action.

Oh of course! Stuttering Suya John if you think legal action against YouTube because YouTube is purposely kicking people out of John's chat room because they want John to fail. Right, obviously. Nobody's monitoring it. This is a good thing. You can't kick and people off of my channel. So believe me, I got you back. Now, if YouTube doesn't want to do anything about it, then I'm gonna have to think about Twitch.

And, you know, and that might be the next step, because I'm not gonna let YouTube, you know, I'm using that platform, they take 30% of everything I make, and yet they purge my chats. All right, so let's think about this, John. YouTube is getting 30% of everything you make, and they're also kicking people off

for giving you money. How does that make any sense? Do you think maybe that's not the case? Is that you're wrong? Because logically, a business wouldn't do that. They wouldn't block revenue from happening. It doesn't make any fucking sense. Also, they don't need your 60 cents per super chat or whatever. You're not on the radar. I am soaked in sick of it. It's nauseating to me. Look, I'm the

little guy. Okay, I'm not freaking Adam Corolla I'm not Joe Rogan all right. I don't isn't it funny. All right listen to us. I've got a million Viewers or listeners, but isn't it funny? I went to convening for him He's the little guy, but when he's on support with spectrum, right? He's got a million Twitter phone big $10,000 a day A big shot and then it's like YouTube fuck with me I'm just I'm just a victim. Yeah, I didn't do anything wrong. That's one way. Oh, he's he's fucking both ways Johnny Listen is but the people I do have a loyal Okay, and they support this show and they like the truth and facts.

The truth and facts! This guy's a liar! He is constantly lying about everything. And sometimes he says things are not true because he doesn't even know what he better. So I'll give him a bit of the doubt. Something he's always lying. Something he's just stupid.

But facts, facts and love, peace and harmony, and I'm sick of YouTube, you, tube, screwin' with my show. Stop kicking out people, out of my chats. I'm serious, because I do, I need a truck. Yeah, you know, I do have a large amount of Friends that are attorneys. Oh boy. Here we go again. I have friends who are attorneys You don't want to get my legal team involved. Do you?

YouTube has a bigger legal team than you do job. I thought he was a little guy Little guy with all the attorneys watch out Who will have no problem taking up a fight? YouTube if they have singling me out what are they anti-Portarikian? Anti-stuttering. Oh, he's such a victim YouTube hates Puerto Ricans and that's why they're kicking people out of Streaming or his his live streaming room because they hate Puerto Ricans or they hate Stutterers.

Chan, you know this sounds like you're an idiot, right? This is nonsensical. I know. Do they not like my politics? What is it, YouTube? Tell me, why you purge in me? Oh yeah, YouTube hates your politics. Your anti-dannel Trump, who they've kicked off their platform. Yeah, they hate that

What the hell is it? Do you not like the truth? You don't want to mess with me, YouTube All right, I want to point something out. I'm gonna fight YouTube. I'm gonna box YouTube Let's play that part again. This is very this is the funniest thing Johnson on his show in three years You don't want to mess with me YouTube You do want to mess with John. I've been messing with John for three plus years. He does nothing He threatens legal suits. He threatens people are gonna come break your legs is he does nothing his face gets beat red Yeah, it happens you can fuck with John all you, too. And I put it out there for everybody.

Fuck with him all you want. He will do nothing. He's a powerless alcoholic. Ha ha ha. See, Jon, though, I just got kicked off. So there we go. There's another screenshot. Ha ha ha ha.

Uh, yeah, listen. Keep the Superchats coming. It supports the show. I'm getting a new camera as per Hal. And also join me at patreon patreon.com slash start a rejohn and feel free to complain to YouTube. You guys can too. Tweet, you know, just tweet them out, tag them.

He's telling people to complain to YouTube on his behalf. Yeah, of course he is. I'm gonna get the blunderers after YouTube. That's gonna shut it down. Yes, I get somebody to do everything for him. Of course he's doing that. Of course. House box will you sue YouTube for me.

Andy has a knack for calling people and getting through on messages and all that. Why don't you just call him and say, hi, this is YouTube. me. Andy has a knack for calling people and getting through on messages and all that. Why don't you just call him and say, hi, this is YouTube. Yeah. Yeah, this is Mr. YouTube. I'm going to be having YouTube. We hate Puerto Ricans. Stop telling your moinders to tweet it out. We can't take it. We can't take it anymore. Say to them why are you purging this show? You know, I work caught in this show. I know that a lot. No, you don't.

John, come on. You do not work hard on the show. You bring on Liptards who will say yes to anything because they just want to spout about their Liptarded views and try to sell their books or whatever they're trying to do. And you don't even talk. They talk the entire time. Yeah.

Googling how to troubleshoot technical difficulties would be evidence that you work hard on the show. Right. You never do that. You don't even do that. Yeah. You're not working hard on the show. You're begging for money and you're getting by barely in life

by getting Heather W. to pay your mortgage. And Hell Sparks works harder on your show. You're getting it. Ha ha ha ha ha. Work hard on the show. We're caught in the show. I know that a lot of you can tell because I book guests, try and get different people. I have a Congressman coming on next week. I was going back to the Fall with those comments.

He's a congressman that are That is a real I haven't done the hard work of researching my own guests yet No, you can't all tell I have a congressman who's a congressperson Climate change a legislation Let's see good as gold. I can't ask a question anymore on a super chat Well try it out good as gold. Let me see ask a question anymore on a super chat. Well try it out good as gold. Look at it. Let me see. Even if it's I got an idea. Everybody give me money. Let's see if this is working. Everybody just start giving me money. It's the dollar. I just want to see what would happen if you're super chatted dollar and if it comes through. If anybody could try. I just want to

see now. Let's see if you guys say 20 My patron is fucked up could everybody please go on my patron and just send it for a year I just want to see if I can't do it. Yeah, speaking of which I mentioned that our Review girl Casey got her t-shirt what? And that is on patreon They even screw with my super chats, because that's really gonna piss me off, because that's revenue, and that's what pays the bills. Super chats pays your bills,

you're failing at life, John, you're failing. And that's how I keep this show going. And how's, I got a long list of stuff I got to buy. Switch board, I got a, I got a long list of stuff I got to buy. Uh, switchboard, I gotta get a, I don't know, the, you know, an adapter dig. Don't need any of this shit. Why does he always have stuff that he needs to buy that he can't already afford? And I'm sorry, I'm not poor shaming anyone. He made a half a million dollars a year for 10 years working for J. L.I.O.

And he can't afford an adapter without your super chat I know I sound like a broken record, but what the fuck is wrong with this? Why does he have to list what he needs on his show? I need a hard to brain. I need a hard to. The very idea of my income being dependent on YouTube super chats It gives me anxiety to think about just everybody jumping ship and realizing it sucks. You know, all of a sudden you have nothing coming in.

It would almost bring you to drink 18 course lights a day. That's an anxiety. Switch board, I gotta get a, I don't know, you know, an adapter dig. A whole bunch of stuff. Dignity. I see, yeah know, an adapter dig. A whole bunch of stuff. Dignity. I see you. It's such a humor.

Oh, Stuttering John. God damn, he's the fucking gift that keeps on giving. So next week, we're gonna have somebody on who used to be the mod for Stuttering John, who's got an inside scoop on things. Fascinating. I am very excited about that. Never gets old.

And never gets old because this guy is such a pathological wire so untalented and so unaware of both of those things it's shocking it's great you know we haven't talked about in a second I'm a man, I'm a good man. I'm a man, I'm a bad. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Speaking of people paying so that you can keep your podcast going, OP Startup is showing how I listen to this episode because it's called Creamy Butters joins the show or something like that. Creamy Butters is not the show about something like that's creamy butters not the show

I'm excited. This is how he starts off. Benjamin Tucker. I know you're not a hater. Mike goodness, buddy. Let me tell you something about Benjamin Tucker. He almost paid for my bandwidth charges for the month of January. I appreciate Benjamin Tucker. If he goes bye-bye, I think I have to shut down the podcast because the advertising dollars is not covering the bandwidth charges but Benjamin Tucker alone almost covered the the bandwidth charges for the month of January so Benjamin Tucker I love you that doesn't make any sense Rick all right what would Opie's bandwidth charges be?

Now, as some people know, I worked at a company that built websites. Right. I know a little bit about hosting websites. I also host a podcast that has bandwidth charges. Right. So I know a lot about this. He can't be spending more than $100 a month on bandwidth if he is getting ripped off.

And this is a guy that made millions and millions of dollars with a serious XM deal, right? Millions of dollars a year, right. And now he's crying about bandwidth charges. He needs this one fucking ass hat to Benjamin Tucker has to donate money for him to pay for bandwidth charges. And he says, the advertising revenue

doesn't cover his bandwidth charges, which that actually sounds true. That I believe. I don't think Bluetooth paid him that much money. Well, yeah. When he's talking to 120 people on Facebook live. But yeah, but you would think that it's just like a drop in the bucket to who cares. I mean, you're obviously going to do this one way or another.

Whether you have advertisers or not, it seems like. And I just don't understand it. I have whoarethese.com, I have the Isotops.com. I pay for the bandwidth charges. It's not expensive. Right, it's fine. And you make a lot less than OP. I've made a lot less than OP.

Yeah, I've made beer. It's really like, and starting to wonder, especially with like, starting John, what we were just listening to with that. And OP, they just like pissing away. Pissing their money away. Yeah, okay. Pissing their money away.

I was just like, full on MC Hammer. The like, destitute. Wow, one of them's MC Hammer. Yeah. Let's do it. Don't laugh at that Yeah. Steve, don't laugh at that. Steve, you didn't laugh at that. You're gonna love this hot take. Chris, this is one of our favorite things that people say on their podcasts.

Oh, I just go back to the All in the Family theme song lyrics on what is wrong with today. Today, even. Yes, man, that's very good, Lewis. Bravo. Can you imagine all those shows could not be made today. Whoa hot you can't make all the feelings today guys. That wouldn't fly in today's climb and next week we're gonna have a blazing sandals. We got some hot takes on blazing sandals going up next week. To the wonder years be made today John from Virginia. What was wrong with the wonder years? Alright I'll tell you something but I got a whisper. A few of you might want to go earbuff some this from Virginia. What was wrong with the wonder years? All right, I'll tell you something,

but I got a whisper. A few of you might want to go earbuff some this, but I rubbed one or two out to the sister, and it didn't hurt that she was faking the American accent and that she was actually English. Who's a sister? Winner? How would that affect your boner? I don't understand that at all. He thinks he's being shocking and funny, but no, Winning is the chick that Anthony is still rubbing one off to.

Oh, okay. It's very different. The sister. I don't remember the sister anyway. The sister was older. No, no one talks about the sister. It's a stupid one. So. So OP is typically on Facebook, which is a closed group. And so the people who come on our friendly tourism for some reason

on YouTube and YouTube, who knows is going to show up in your chat room on YouTube, potentially haters. Um, wow, it just seems like the haters are on YouTube, unfortunately. Let me, uh, you're not good. Why am I not good? Why am I not good? I'm not good at doing this. Is that, is that the slam you're doing today? Dude, I was hilarious during this live stream, just making it up as I go along.

I fucking crushed it. You idiot. Go obsessed somewhere else. Oh, yeah, remember when you were talking about how you couldn't make all in the family These days you can't even make that show. I'm crushing it on this live stream And I went a dead an hour on the street It's all my hot takes

He's walking his dog in the middle of this too. Oh, my god dog dog walking his own podcast That's an official podcast. reference if anybody doesn't know. All right, let's see what else I hope he's up to. Oh God, says, quiet, quiet. Why would you want me to? Quad says French kiss a shotgun, OP, please. That wouldn't leave my kids without a father. You want me to do that over a stupid radio show where you took sides in some stupid radio war? Oh, literal O.B.

He even said kill yourself in a funny way. Yeah, he said it in a funny way. And O.B. was like, but then my kids wouldn't have a father if I did it. They're like, oh, O.B. Come on, man. He used to fucking rip with comedians. You can't fucking take that one and stride

Make out with a shotgun. You can't take that one and stride if anyone say someone that fun and hit back every fucking week Yeah, but I won't be I know it's never gonna happen Hold out hope so you know this game stop thing that happened right or it's potentially still happening So GameStop thing that happened, right? Or it's potentially still happening. So, OP is got a hot take on this, because as we know, OP knows a lot about finance, he knows a lot about sports, he knows a lot about politics, he knows a lot about the stock market.

Here's OP's hot take on GameStop. You GameStop, SOBs messed up everything. Oh, by the way, that stock just fell back to earth, by the way, and a bunch of people got hurt hurt and it's something I said on the live stream. I don't know. A few days ago, I said, be very, very careful. Be very careful. Boom. I take. Okay. Yeah. I think the people who are investing that no more about it than you do.

OP. Open. I gave them really sound advice. I said, be careful. Yeah. OP is going back to a shock, jack ways. You guys are ready for some shocking content? I got to drag Opie's because that's the thing. If you lose your smell, then you got the coronavirus, right? So basically, I'm not going to lie to you. I've had a few sniffles. I'm only going to share this one with you. And I start like sneezing

and my throat's a little scratch You know my quayton my lungs a little heavy like oh my god I got to make sure I don't have the coronavirus so what I do is I Take my left index finger got to go left because I'm a righty and Do just a little scratch scratch scratch between my ball bag and my upper thigh, I get right in that crevice and I get some of the goodness and then I smell and I go, oh my god, I don't have the coronavirus. That's a true story.

Listen out, Proud of himself he is. You saw that coming from a mile away. It took him so long, like I smelled my balls to make sure I don't have coronavirus. That's not a bad joke. You should have had this sense of smell. Yeah, yeah, I'll sift my taint for a minute, make sure I don't have it.

But this fucking asshole goes, it's the left finger, not the right finger. And what I do is I open up the top buckle of my pants, not the second one, just the top. It's all you need to go and make your hand down there. Like, all right! Jesus fucking Christ, this guy sucks at broadcasting. So fucking proud of himself though, all the fucking time.

This is a perfect example. And again, it's a guy talking about a Tweety put out and telling people how funny it was. Mm. So sad. This is, you know what Matt Pinnfield is, oh yeah, from MTV, from MTV 20 years ago. Yeah, yeah. You know, Matt Pinfield from the MTV days. You want to talk about a guy that knows his fucking music. We reconnected yesterday. Is he, he tweeted

I'm such a dick and I laugh at my own shit sometimes. Matt Pinfield tweets yesterday. Hey, I just finished talking for two hours. We're documentary for a vice on the Seattle Glunge scene and sub pop. So I read tweet at Matt Pinfield and I go, did you talk about Nirvana? I laugh because I like being a dick. I can't help it. I just can't help it. Get it?

And it's the obvious thing that he would talk about because Ramana was a big part of the grunge scene from Seattle and OP. He's like, oh, did you talk about, you got the joke, right? It's fucking brilliant. If I had come up with that tweet, I'd have three episodes about it

I would put out three bonus episodes Just about that tweet Holy shit! It's a tweet that 90% of people would have wrote Yeah! And I'm gonna read it and then tell it on the internet And then we'll not hit tweet because it would be like, that's not that funny It's one sentence that I'm gonna talk about for five minutes. So finally creamy butters.

Oh, I forgot all about that. Yes. So creamy butters is the mod on OP Spacebook group, the pod squad. And creamy butters has talked about a lot. But he's never been on OP radio. This is the first time. Right. And OP fucks up with him right out of the gas.

It's unbelievable. We got a very special gas. It's unbelievable. We got a very special guest. Hey, OP. And so we're first of all to talk to you live. I'm actually like a little nervous, like a little superstar in our little community. And I've heard your voice many times, but we've never had a conversation there. Creamy butters. Yes, we have Opie. I called into the show once. I'm actually gonna put that one on creamy butters. If Opie doesn't remember you, then leave it alone.

I've never talked to you before. Yeah, that's true. It's something guys like, no, no, no, I was very unmemorable. I called into the Opie to hit the show and it wasn't funny. Thanks for correcting me out of my podcast. Technically, I'm wrong. We're off to a really good start here.

So, creamy butters talks about his glory days and he says that He was on the Howard Stern Minist listener segment He called in as one of the Minist listeners of the Howard Stern show, okay, and Because O.B. Can't stop himself. He has to grab the segment from Howard Stern that Creamy Burs is talking about and play it on a show. This is content he does not own.

And he had to go out of his way to find this. And he's not transforming it in any way. It's not transformative content. He's not putting any additional context around it. Creamy Burs brought up that he did this segment and then Opie puts it on his podcast. Just stole it. Which he does with the opening Anthony

and Opie and Jim stuff, he just steals it and puts it on his show. So this is from, now I'm transforming this, just so you know, but this Howard, or whoever works over there, Will Murray, but this asshole is just stealing it. All right, there's only a couple of people left. These are all finalists, as we said.

Here's Artie's dad from the grave. This is from Richard Buttrus. And he is a finalist in the world's meanest listener contest. Artie, this is your dad. I wanted you to know how proud I am That you're on the Howard Stern Show But actually

This isn't your father because your father's dead and you're gonna be dead too if you don't stop chowing down those chocolate bullion Big Cat Fires and second down those double chocolate quicks You know, I didn't want to pick on you already because we got a lot in common coming down those chocolate bullion big cat bars and second down those double chocolate quicks. You know, I didn't want to pick on you, right? Because we got a lot in common. I'm a big fat emotional train wreck too. I overeat, drink way too much and oh yes, just like you, my thought is dead. So keep laughing, funny man.

You're cholesterol and your blood sugar are killing you slowly. That was the entire call. As a finalist of the Minus listener contest before Opie played that this is how creamy butters Remember it it was it was funny. I mean not to do my own or it was funny. No, it wasn't funny at all. It didn't land at all He made it about you. Yeah, he yeah, he did he made it about him creamy butters as a fucking hack He goes on there and he goes Already this is your dad. Not really. It's actually just this guy.

And I'm also fat. Yeah. And nobody knows me and care less. Yeah. Great. Arty didn't react to it. And Robyn's like, oh, you know, cause Robyn laughs at every fucking bag.

It was terrible. Lee. So, Creamy butters at the end of the show, sucks up to Opie. And they're talking about how the Republicans right now So creamy butters at the end of the show sucks up to Opie and They're talking about how the Republicans right now have to defend other Republicans like there's that one woman green in Congress Who's like a QAnon? Oh, yeah supporters right and they're talking about that and they're saying well I'm sure that other Republicans are coming out. You know Ted Cruz is probably calling her out like no, no Republicans I'll stand by each other so creamy butters finds an opportunity to suck up to OBE

Can you imagine how your career could have gone if your people just had your back the whole time? That would have been crazy Which people? It's a people that you worked with if they had your back instead of talking behind it. Uh-huh, what are you gonna do? They arranged a coup behind my back and it was quite successful, my friend, but they didn't get much out of it in the end. So Obi has proved once again, he's learned nothing. He says he's working on shit,

he's seeing a professional, he's working through his stuff, and he's learned nothing. They had a coup against him. This is what he should have said. I guess I needed those guys more than I realized. I wish I would have handled things differently. If I could do it again, I would have handled things differently. Wouldn't that be a smart answer to that instead of like,

yeah, you're right, everybody was a fucking against me and that's why everything's gotten to shit. Wasn't that, it wasn't my fault at all. Just fucking gym and and yeah I would if I could go back and do it all over again. I wouldn't change a thing I went from making two million dollars a year To thanking Benjamin Tucker for paying my bandwidth fees I've done everything right says OP OP. The fucking moron.

What's going on in the subreddit? Munch and Crunch writes, Episode sucked. Other non-crosse guests was barely in it. Clipping some salesperson infomercial podcast and repeating that they're retards who know nothing about their own product couldn't save it. I literally fast-forwarded through the Alex Jones segment. Listening to someone else's watch a video is a cardinal sin that Carl has preached against before.

Manor Jimmy Keenan posts, Fuck, I want to grab Carl by the back of the neck and just tongue kiss the fuck out of him. His smile talking gets me so randy I can't take it anymore. M-O-X says, Thanks for only having crows as your co-host this time, Carl. Did you accidentally put that Darren Guy's name in the description? I don't think he was in this episode. Fudgell 2018 writes,

Carl, this episode makes me want the show to have a visual element. We totally miss seeing crows stroke out while watching Shaymus's karaoke video. If it's good enough for the creep off, it's good enough for W-A-T-P. Kiano Creams, are you really sure you want to see more of Carl? M-O-X, good point. The video should only show Croge even

when he isn't on the episode. Marsha's opines, crippled Jesus sucks. This guy isn't funny, has no personality, and his whole angle is that he says non-PC things in an authentic, retarded voice. Nobody but Carl and Dick Masterson is impressed by that shit. If Carl promises to kick him off the show, I will up my Patreon donation to $10 a month.

You down with OBEP replies. The fact that he sounds like he's going to kill over and die at any moment is disarming. So when he says some heinous shit, it makes it funnier to me. Maybe it's not the most original stick, but then again, it's not really stick. The man is literally crippled. I don't understand why Marsha's has such a stick up his ass. CJ is only occasionally on the show, and when he is, it's only for a couple minutes at a time. Instead of going on Reddit to bitch and bone, maybe invest some time in learning how to use

the skip ahead button on your media player, it's not that difficult. Soft Weekly, I find it funny. I'm not impressed, but I like it. Muffy Tepperman points out, I mean, Karol likes Vic. Does him liking CJ surprise you? Demilitarized Zone. Yeah, but t Vic. Does him liking CJ surprise you? De-militarized zone. Yeah, but Tits makes a difference. [♪ INTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Tits vs. Wheels. Who ya got? Andy. Yeah. What have we done today?

Well, I don't want to like step on your dick, but uh, uh, I- Oh, shit, we got more to do. Yeah. Thank you, I forgot. Yes. What do you got, buddy? I mean, it's weird to think that the OP podcast had a heyday. Yes, right.

Right. But back when Carl Ruiz. Carl, yeah. And God needed another angel and called Big Henley home. But it used to be those three guys and Shrod Smalls just screaming over each other in a bar for yes, two hours. When Shrod showed up. Yeah, because he would always be late.

Yeah, which I don't want to come at that. I thought that was funny. But now Shrod has gone on to greener pastors and is doing the exact same shit on Legion of Skanks He had a guest spot on Legion and it was brother Joe Just turn me on to this. It's just The craziest thing where you you think you're listening the OP podcast and I put together a couple of super cuts Okay, this first one is Sharad. It's just like bad joke

together a couple of super cuts. Okay. The first one is Shrad. It's just like bad joke, dud, bomb, bomb, bomb. He's carpet bombing, Legion of Skanks. Okay. So this is clip 14. You know one thing, the speaking government worked, they gave off stimulus cards in the mail

and sent a stimulus checks this time for some people. So you know, everybody see that shit in the mail, go like this, phone, he shit, and throw it away. Wow. So they're gonna keep the money. That's kind of real. He can't use our government. You jumped up and said,

I don't care what any bail says, nobody was seeing anything. You know, he said, you know who stands up and goes, man. I don't care what you're gonna say. I think to do, I think, just keep it, just wanna, you know, be an intern and play his Dungeons and Dragons.

Hony Lewis coming at him. Can we wake up Q. So he can fucking boot us? Oh, the two white dudes who came in here. That's Stephen. That's Paul. Here comes Ching-Chung Ping-Kong. And then you're like this. No, I am Ching-Pong, people.

That's the environment. You got to react. That's William. And you're going to do this racist thing, Adi. I know William. Piccaro. I got to act some tongue-to-tongue. Steve Burns brother just finished his thing.

Good. Nobody. Oh, brutal. A Shroud drunk. I think he was getting progressively drunker and drunker. And this is a show where they all took a lie detector test, and Lewis was deemed to be a bisexual. So it's just them calling each other day for two hours. Sounds fun.

It's fun when Shroud isn't taking over the whole show and they get to the last half hour. And in this one, they're talking to Shane Gillis about how Lewis is by. And he just keeps yelling out over their conversation and just ruining the show. Shane Gillis is on here too. They call him. There's too many people on the show. Yeah, and there's another guy that I don't even remember who out of like the three hosts Shrod

and then another guest and then Shane Gillis calls in. But at least the other guest has the good sense to keep his mouth shut. Shrod is just yelling over, you'll hear it. They're trying to have a conversation and he's just screaming. There's only one host who can have six people on Mike and control it and that's Chip Chip or something. He's right. He's just screaming. There's only one host who can have six people on Mike and control it.

And that's Chip Chipper. He's the mess. Yeah, but try to just turn it into OP radio. Of course he does. We'll say if I have to be critical. It's too cool. Wait, does Shane want to vote? Shane gets two votes.

He shows your tits. You fucking ass. And we're voting on a something to do. Yeah, we're gonna keep you poker face. Fucking killer. Thanks for coming in this week. This style that double day. Oh my, I get fucking pco. He's a killer. You like me in him We have you know, but I know my because Now I stay so it fits them too well. I gave Steven a six

My god someone take the microphone away from the set so then next the next week Big J and Lewis, they don't even realize that how fucking annoying he is until the following week, they probably got a lot of people writing to that. Exactly, and it's so funny. Yeah, so that other clip is them realizing that maybe they made a mistake by having sure out of this show.

Okay. But the best comment and the gas digital forums, it made me laugh my ass off. It was right after Monday show at Sherrod. And it was from user Nick Geo Colley. And that is the name of the kid that bullied me and beat me up in front of my mom.

So somebody is fucking deep up. That's a serious fan or is that guy off as did you call it's even better. But the comment was I'd rather let Jimmy Martinez babysit my kids and watch Sharad on Legion's games. Yeah. I'll see how you feel.

Oh, shit. That is the best fucking comment ever. I'd rather watch Jimmy watch my kids and watch Sharad. Sharad was fun on the show. We're sure that fun on the show. Sharad was great. I'm sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure I was sure What's good enough for me is not good enough for your podcast. I probably see that Wow, all right, and he we're going long. Let's keep it moving everybody's favorite part of the show I am happy to say next week we will have a very special guest on w-A-T-P. This is Will Noonan and you're listening to Who Are These Podcasts. That's right, the great Will Noonan brother man brother man will be back on Who Are These Podcasts next week.

So, and Andy won't be here. So please tune in for that. Ha ha ha ha. And he really sureotted up this episode. Next week we're gonna have Will do it. He's great. We love Will do it. And anything that you wanna promote, Mike,

thank you so much for coming on. You were fantastic as always. I think that you wanna watch that. Anything that you wanna promote, buddy. Yeah, I will promote that I won't be here next week. Yes. Very good. Yeah, no, thank you very much for coming in. Please join us again

next week. It might be the episode we find out what's up for all. Who are these podcasts? Leave well everybody. Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. show good job everybody. Great job everyone. That's monster. All right, Oh Right This dude is fucking corn Who gets a shit who gets a pot full shit

You know who are these podcasts? I don't know I don't get it Who's your eyes? You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. We will, we will, we will. With Vic. Wah, wah, wah, wah.

Hi, Vic. Oh my god my god hello Carl. Hello She pronounced it with an e that time What is that me oh oh fuck I did huh? You pronounce it exactly right which was weird for me Oh, you don't you're not organizing a gang bang in the background this week. Alright, hold on, hold on, 80, I'm glad you brought that up. This is my fault, I have to apologize for last week. This is what happened. I think I mentioned maybe we can do a little rotation of review girls,

and then I forgot that I said that. So they wrote in the impression that Vic was gonna have last week, a Casey that we before, and I didn't realize that, and I didn't like coordinate that with anyone. So I think I sprung it on Vic at the last second. Well, Casey did, but it was my fault. And so she was not prepared for that. She was having whatever kind of party she was having.

Keep party? Yeah, she was having to keep party. So anyway, Vic, I apologize. And thank you so much for joining us this week. Oh, of course. I'm not drinking with junior sailors this week, so it's good. Oh, I told you you could get drunk. I just didn't want to hear people screaming in the background. I do have reviews for you this week. I love you. Keep it rolling. See that? See that the show's going long and Vic being a professional says, yeah, Carl, let's read some reviews. Let's get

it over there. Yeah. Alright. Yes, let's hear it. Okay, I can't pronounce the name because it's a, uh, uh, the N word pretty much, uh, but he gave me three stars. So it's insulting. I think I'd enjoy this podcast more of this Carl guy. I didn't use the R word so much. He's also very ugly and I really wish I hadn't looked him up. All right. That's, that is well deserved three stars.

I like it. Um, this is a five star, just why with like four question marks. That is well deserved three stars. I like it. This is a five star, just why with like four question marks, the host says himself, what makes two nobody's feel like they can put on a podcast for hundreds of people have told them to stop making fun of mentally challenged. And he still continues to use the stuttering John for fodder on this dumpster fire of a show.

I do enjoy listening to while I'm on the crapper at work so my nose feels the same as my ears. Love you, retards, call me back. Oh, nobody I once had lunch with Dick Masterson. Curls met the guy from Mastodon. All right, that's a funny one. All right, that's a funny one. You did get a couple of one stars this week. The title is the, oh, it's a black emoji with the girl, like, on it, with the face on her hands, like a face palm.

Yeah. This is great. If you gave the same sense of humor as a seventh grade pre-pubescent little boy, they obviously lack these own original content and have little to zero talent. So instead, they bash mock and troll high quality shows with substance, a following and personality. Yep, I've heard that one before, but it's great opinion. I haven't heard the show we did this week.

Well, that is the typical review from someone who had their favorite podcasts or the podcast they host, Bash night. That's what they do. They go on there and they're like, whoa, there's people, and it's good as the show to think they make fun of. I proven, that's not true. Prove it. Well, you've made the white girl's mad Carl.

Her username was Jamie Lila Brooke. Sounds like she's in the crippled Jesus's feminist theory class. Oh God. And then this one is crap. Oh, you know what? Real quick. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry to do that. I'm being an asshole.

But I just realized I wanted to point something out and crippled Jesus is still here in the chat. I think he was bleeping out people's names. And then there was one that the name did not get bleeped out of. Should I take that out and post cripple Jesus is still here on the chat. I think he was bleeping out people's names, and then there was one that the name did not get bleeped out of. Should I take that out and post? That's cripple Jesus. Because I remember it. Yeah, me too. I was just like, why are we talking about Daisy?

What's going on here? Should we take that out and post? Was that the point of the bleeps earlier, CJ? I take some longer to type. He doesn't have legs. All right, go ahead. I was out there. He has used one finger. All right, go ahead. We had use of one finger.

Go ahead, Vic. This one is called crap. As bad as the Southern John podcast is, these guys are just as awful. These mouth-breather should be taking my order at a local McDonald's instead of critiquing other podcasts. One start. Okay.

I think I at least said one you haven't heard a million times. I do breathe through my mouth from time to time. Got me there. Yeah. Anything else? And then, okay. Yeah, I have something so fucking cool. So I have this really autistic guy, like a message in me on Reddit.

Okay. And he saw my tattoos and he was like, okay. So he said, the tattoo in your arm could be of some remote Japanese village where your particular clan is from and maybe as you use this sort of identification tag within the organization. You aren't native Japanese, but perhaps your stepdad has connections. It convinced them to make exception for you. Because they're not to slow myth, they not to let them, they don't let them to the US.

And they also have a gun running operations to bring firearms back to Japan. It'd be very, very useful for them to have a member inside the US Navy to tip them off whenever an interdiction operation is about to take place. And a white girl is much less likely to raise suspicion. It's all finally starting to add up.

Am I on the right track? Is the tattoo represent your membership in a Japanese crime syndicate? Again, if I've just unraveled some vast international conspiracy, please don't put a hit on me. Don't worry, I'm cool. You can trust me. So is that like fanfic? Did you did you reply? No, it's just cultural appropriation. I mean, pretty much no. and he just like message like he's messaged me about like a hunting trip and then he guessed that I was a Russian sleeper self as well. He just he just sends me these like big long paragraphs in my deans. It's really

amazing. Victor, did you see the latest photo from our friend Casey that we posted on Patreon? Yeah, that's a war right there. Would you think, oh, it's a war? Oh, it's a war right there. Interesting. Do you have a wetter t-shirt that she does? Now, I think I'm gonna have to go

something a little stronger. So this is a, I don't know. It's a declaration award, my opinion. And it's a very well-fed. It is, it is well-fed. It is, it is well-fed. Fuck me or fight me, war. And I am all for speaking of which.

We got this voicemail coming in. Gentlemen, welcome to fuck me or fight me, club. The first rule, a fuck me or fight me club is you do not talk on voicemails for longer than 45 seconds. The second rule a fuck me or fight me club is you do not talk on voicemails for more than 45 seconds. Call me back. This guy gets it. This guy gets it. I think the first rule would be fuck me and the second rule would be fight me. That's why you're not in the club. Yeah, that's all. Alright, let's plow through these voicemails. Hey Carl, I'm going through a big fan for a while. I'm

in going through the older episodes now. And I just got to say, man. Kevin's stock. Oh my god he is so boring it's just like go rep commander. Like fuck off man. Oh god I'm so glad you replaced it with literally everyone else. Anyway call me back. Kevin is polarizing so people fucking love Kevin. Yeah, I can't get enough of that Me and then there's that guy All right, we might have coming back on the show again someday Oh good no you replaced Kevin with a fatter guy Vinny, so I'm kind of upset. It's surprisingly I was able to fight a fatter comedian and rock to serve. All right, Andrew Cuomo, my buddy, Andrew Cuomo, commented into the show.

I guess he's been here and I'm talking about him. Carl, this is Governor Andrew Cuomo, the Angel of Death, and this is how I talk. Listen, Caxucker. If you continue to bash uh... i will come down there and make your little with paneled studio in orange zone and i'll shut you down uh... and i've done it before killed a lot of elderly people uh... anyway go fuck yourself god bless and uh... coming back is a pretty good project to, but that was very funny.

Well, hey, you got nothing to worry about. That's my dad's. Hey, Carl. My name's Jacob. You know, I was up late tonight listening to your show, and I thought about this question that it felt like it needs to be asked, because I haven't ever heard it before.

Have you ever thought about doing radio ever, you know, after W-A-T-P is run, it run its course and you and Andy and Joe are all homeless for $5? Don't call me that. I have thought about doing radio 20 years ago. Back when we used to go on the radio as much as possible and promote shows that we were playing and get on every show we could get on and now I would never go on the radio. And I'm already sucking homeless dick. Yeah, Andy does that even though he has a rufu over his head. Doesn't matter to him. All right, here's a guy trying out voices.

Hey Carl or whatever intern listens to these messages, I just might have possibly heard the trying out voices. I just heard that. She is for your view section two. What the fuck were you thinking? Maybe you should get Kevin to come on and maybe he could spice it up. And my buddy over here thinks so too. That's the worst thing I've ever. If you get Kevin to come on in, fix it up a little for you. Call me back. Well, now this is the worst segment we've ever done. They're not hired.

Vick, do you do a co-worker, Commander? Impression? No, I fucking hate it. I want to do it. All right, Vick, I gotta talk to you about yes, and take the get the host a little bit more. Absolutely not, Carl. I wish you'd go fuck yourself. It would respect. You don't deserve that. Damn it. I just wanted to go fuck yourself respect. You don't deserve that Just what did they her try all right People are still talking about the music special. Do you know what that is Andy the music special one where I showed off my

Amazing MC skills correct hey Hey car like I can't believe people are still bitching about the music special But what came out like what three months ago? It's like get over it, you know? Anyway, so I think I figured out what the big problem with the music special was. Yeah, what's that? And, yeah, the fact that it was boring and terrible and everyone hated it except for me

apparently, but I think it would have gone a lot better received if it was the bonus episode and then the worst of twenty twenty was the actual episode like you switch them i think you know nobody would complain about the bonus episode and then everybody would have just like oh yeah that was a great episode you know it's kind of dumb that it was the bonus episode. Yeah. Anyway, uh, come back. I've heard this multiple times. People say, why wouldn't that be a bonus episode? People pay for bonus episodes.

I'm not trying to piss off people who pay money. And that doesn't make any sense to me. The free episodes are hit or miss. What up? They're free. The paid ones I actually try to put good episodes together for. That's the answer to that. Here's another guy talking about the music special hey Carl long time bouncer first time guy I'm

mean to call you for a little while probably so this month but I was I guess one of the few people that actually enjoyed your music special it fit right into this playlist that I have that says it's called yells at his son after baseball practice. But for real though if you want to put that up on Spotify or SoundCloud or some just you know just get your cloud up I'd be a download just such a no besides those country songs and the one whatever one cruise was a harmonica solo. I like them. So, any of the stuff in the house is not bad, and sluts are cool. Bye.

Thank you, sir. I gotta say, as much as people hate that episode, this is the most talked about episode. And sluts are cool. Well, that's true, yes. Nothing to do with Andy's rap style, sluts are just cool. This is true.

Hey, Vic, this one's about you. Oh, great. I know you always love that. I don't know if you guys know this. Vic likes attention. Yeah. It's not like she doesn't, but she does. Hey, Charlie Poohs, lonely guy 69.

I just call him in a quick response to the guy who expressed his wankers regret having jerks hits a Vic in the cow keeni. Oh, she's a real person, I shouldn't do this. Yeah, thank you. That's why I'm jerking it. If I downloaded a torrent feature in this bitch, I'd be like, oh, God, that's fad. She's not even hot, but you know, put your knock one out and then delete it. So yeah, call me back, you fucking fag. Because anyone message you and regretted jerking it to your cow-keeney? What did he got? Yeah, cow-keeney? No, they usually just tell me like, hey, I definitely jerked off to your picture.

I don't know how I feel about it. Like, that's like, I've got like three texts like that. Do you respond to these people? No, I'm not going to egg it on. I don't want I don't want to know how many people have jerked off to that picture. I just want to put it out there and forget about it. I doubt that. I think you want to put it out to people. I see you at numbers. Guys, can we all please you can get a big phone number from our page right please let her know whether or not you spanked it to her Calcini Yeah, I'm gonna count going for you

Thank you. I like a fan art. I'll say that to the fan art. It's amazing. Yeah If you were talented that's what I'm spanking it to the fair dark Who's this hot chick that space a bit? All right, this is a voice-mail fail What's with all these bad asses calling in Taylor gonna threaten shameless and I mean he's so funny He brings such toy to our lives. Why would you hurt her in here to hear to hear to hear to Oh fuck you're gonna play this. Well, I'm not calling back, man.

I would have played that way, did call back. Actually, I lied because my main point is, she is not from Gary. He was scared to go to Gary. How do you fuck that up? That is true. People are not understanding the lore of WATP. I'll dare they not listen to every second of my rip. So, to understand that, here's a response to remember Teresa called it and said the kiss sucks. I don't know where. Yeah. I was made for loving you. That a good song. I got take.

Okay. Yeah. Here's a response to that. This is I-Unforced and this is how I talk. I just want to set the record straight for Teresa from the Midwest. Kiss is an amazing band. Have you ever heard the song Love Gun? It's just a song about coming and you should really check it out. Great song. Kiss is good. Fuck you. Also, Weezer is incredibly overrated. The Beatles are a musical icon, but I just don't listen to them personally.

And yeah, the darkness is good and they are self aware. So fuck all those other colors and, uh, call me back. I promise you, I did not play most of the people calling in with band debates, yet. Yeah. I can't take it anymore. It's like, okay. I like this, man. I don't like this. Yeah. What? Right.

Kiss is good. Weasers good. I mean't like this. Yeah, what? Right kisses good weasers good heavy darkness is good on these pants are good Center hate melda and the adorably stock what's not to like? Alright, what's this one? Oh yeah Hey Carl or whatever in turn is listening to this you seriously are blowing off the DMD turn this list into this. You seriously are blowing off the DMD appearance to do... B-AN-PRA-DEEEES! Like seriously, we need another instrumental version about magic to play in the grocery store while we're there. Maybe you would be better off doing a music act version that would get you in the grocery store at least instead of... Where do you play it? Not Chester?

Thank you. New York. Anyway, call me back. Yeah, it is in New York. So I wasn't on Drew and Mike this week, which I should have been, because that's my regular schedule to be on Tuesdays. Here what? My regular...

We got a new one, folks. Regular. It's my normal schedule. It's to be on Drew and Mike I used as and watch out I clean that up and phone. And I wasn't able to be on the show because we were in the studio with the isotops as producer Chris will tell you. Recording a brand new album and Drew and Mike said that we were at band brightness and that's why we weren't able to be on the show,

which is not true. I just like how we thought you could actually get your music played in a grocery store. I wish. That'd be amazing. Jesus. All right. Let's see what's going on here.

Oh, W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P!W-A-T-P. Holy fuck, Carl! What the fuck? I thought Kroza's a boner guy. Dude, now we find out Kroza doesn't like Gavin McKinnis. Am I fucking wrong, or isn't it 75% of your audience

discovered W-A-T-P through the Anthony Cuminous show? Right after you did that first Opie radio episode, it's fucking crows are oblivious to the fact that everybody who likes compound video and fucking Anthony Cumea we are all fans of Daven as well okay and guess what Daven was talking about on the show on Monday fucking OP radio he just discovered OP's podcast from the beach it was fucking hilarious so like Anthony W.A.T-P fans, Carl, Yavin, we're all very much on the same wavelength. Extract apparently Croge who seems to think that your audience is all these fucking retarded

faggots that discovered W-A-T-P through that drooling mic-boarding dude, keep that shit. Croge, what the fuck buddy? Fuck me or fight me bro? Fuck me or fight me. Call me back. Fuck me or fight me Call me back. Most people discovered the show through my appearance on we are assholes with PJ philium Not from Anthony Kubi All right this person's confused W-A-T-P W-A-T-P

All right Carl dude. I got a phone to pick with you, man. Okay. Subreddit news. Look, I like the subreddit as much as the next rubber dick. Okay, this fucking subreddit news segment, it sounds like if the Michael Mirish show... Is this the same guy? ...to the crack at doing the Tom Myers dick pain segment it would

sound like subreddit news i'm telling you okay and look i get it your wife she's stuck in the house there's nothing for her to do there's no jingles to be written cringe of the week that's a fucking masterpiece everybody loves jen okay but this fucking overproduced with that do do do do do do do do dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, breaking news in the background. It's fucking brutal, dude. It's like fucking mycomera shit, okay? So you want to read the subreddit? Maybe just read it without that fucking overproduced shit. Get gender rights and more jingles.

I don't know, there's got to be something for her to do. Scrubbing some fucking skidmark, so do your underwear, with a toothbrush. I don't know, man, just spitball in here. Tell me back. There's not Jen on the subreddit news that has corresponded that broad. I'm the subreddit news. Last anyone think that yeah Jen should be writing more jingles. I agree sir. When we say a little louder Jen should be writing more jingles.

She's scrubbing some stands hey this is positive guy fuck man the reddit girl sorry the reddit girl is great at fucking wailing and screaming um Jen she's fine but uh now really actually i i wish there was more Jen on the show. She's a good vocalist, even besides her not singing. She's fucked me or fight me. And I just want to take a moment of silence for fucking amazingness of crippled Jesus. I didn't want to like the guy. The guy makes jokes about how crippled he is all the time. You think you get old.

He's a basic. I agree. The day makes jokes about how crippled he is all the time, you think he'll get old. He's amazing. I agree. This is mostly in response to him being on shitty song of the week, but fuck, he's good. And I'll just leave it at that. Alright, 55 seconds, fuck. Was that correct? Gryppled, Jesus, good job, buddy.

Your appearance on shitty song of the week. How everybody's gonna be happy with this episode. Everyone's talking about CJ on shitty song of the week Don't miss it everybody mark David Chetman called into the show. This will be interesting. I imagine Hey Carl, this is Mark David Chetman I just wanted to weigh in on this Beatles controversy Actually think kiss was a much better band call me back They're both good bands.

Come on, kiss and beels are not the same fucking god. No, but don't even show me a boat. Mark David Chapman thinks that guess is better. Andy's taking the fucking literal Andy over here. I think it's a real person. All right. Buenos,

Tardes, Patrick Michael, Hola, 15-dollar headphones. Do you party is on Tuesday? And I hope we'll have a brief case. Very well done. That's a Ween song for anyone that doesn't get it.

Vic was just about to say that. She's like, you just see you guys know. That's a Ween reference. Yeah, I definitely know who Ween is. It's my favorite artist we yeah my favorite uh what we need to good band it's great I do loves everything that's one thing we've worked by the way did you bring your trucker horn today I was gonna tell you to something to sound effect. Was that really your trucker heard when you called Moise?

I was in the truck. That was amazing. That was really well done. I don't like that you bring your best material to the dick show. That's my job. Oh boy. Alright, last voice now I'm gonna play, plug your ears if you don't like F-slaur.

I think there's a few going on here. Oh, W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! Holy fucking shit, Carl. I'm reading the subreddit again. Now I'm reading there's somebody who doesn't like cripple Jesus. Okay, whatever, MSNBC watching, NPR listening, STAGGET! Doesn't like cripple Jesus. Here's an idea. Whatever MSNBC watching NPR listening

Doesn't like cripple Jesus here's an idea Turn out w a tp and you can go back to watching the fucking young Turks or Al Sharpton or Joy Reid or whatever other fucking feminist garbage You're probably into So yeah on that note blow me bag it anyway come back buddy Tell a gay guy to suck He will How are things in the Navy how are things going? It's cold. It's negative fucking two outside shit. Where are you Chicago fucking Chicago? It's snowing. It's actively snowing right now and I want to die It's interesting that you join the Navy and are as far away from an ocean as you could possibly be

Yeah, pretty much and then I started working with like you know the equipment I'm gonna be working with which is like electronical shit and I realize I picked a bad thing because my hands get clammy so I might get shocked. You're a little nervous you get a little clammy. Yeah I get clammy. All right well thanks for doing the reviews today. Oh of course. Oh you're the best. And we'll look forward to your response to Casey's wet t-shirt. Oh, yeah. Alright. Try wet pants.

Oh, shit. They're already wet. No, this is my Zick outline. I can't do that. Very good. This is it. It's over. Okay? Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye.