Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep245 - Brain Buddies

Episode Date: February 14, 2021

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It's great to be here. So happy to have you here after your triumphant appearance on the Super Bowl. Yeah, that was kind of cool. A bit celebrity on the Super Bowl. Yeah, that was kind of cool. It was a big celebrity on the show today. Out here in the Northeast, it was a, there's like people in every part of the country who do Honda ads, so I'm like the Northeast guy. So it was cool, man.

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Also, we encourage our listeners to go say five-story review on Apple podcasts then shit all over us in the comments section. I believe KC.R. review girl will be back at the end of the show to read your reviews. But first, we'll be reviewing a podcast called Brain Bodies. This was a suggestion that came in from podcast hitman. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. Well, this is a podcast hosted by the True Bell system, the Rotunda system, the Sage system, and the water trap system. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you shouldn't.

Yeah, you shouldn't. I didn't even know about systems until this morning when I listened to these podcasts as I walked my dog. I listened to them straight back to back two hours. Yeah. The entirety of this. I mean, I kind of don't know where to start. Like at first I was like, oh, it's like a really anxious young guy. And then as he went on and on, I'm like, there's some sort of weird, large slash mental illness happening here. But a lot of it's like, a lot of it's like gaming related.

I've noticed like he's like playing Minecraft. While he does the podcast, this kid is like, if Forechan and Reddit had a child somehow and it started a podcast. Well, let's start off with a couple of clips so the people know what the hell we're talking about. That was a long, yeah, I think I set up a clip nicely. Now they must be like, what?

I agree. There is mass confusion as this thing starts off. Throughout our time together, we will be speaking with a variety of different people, both systems and singlets. We will have rotating co-hosts and several guest stars who will be joining us in different conversations surrounding DID, OSDD, and other mental health issues. All right, so these people have DID, which is this associative identity disorder. And there's four people on this Zoom call they call a podcast. Now I'm going to warn everybody, there's this guitar music that plays the entire time.

I can't take it out. I wish I could. It's so repetitive and obnoxious and not well mixed. So get used to that. But this kind of sets up what we're going to be in store for today. In this in the Zoom call, we have four bodies and probably over a thousand people.

It's a great, all fantastic time. Four bodies and a thousand people. I think this is out by and stole the election. I think it got these people to vote with all of their different personalities. I'm throwing it up there. My favorite part was like right, like right when they were doing that section

when they were all kind of talking about themselves. They all talked about it like it was some sort of weird, quirky like thing that just happened to happen to that, you know what I mean? And they were like, well, you know, I was eight. My dog got hit by a car and I woke up the next day and all my thoughts are involving animal crossing.

I like how one of them even freaked out the others. He goes, yeah, I have 16 personalities and I just want to add my inner self sees the world as animal crossing. I have that clip. Because what that tells me is that he doesn't even really have a good imagination and you would think people with all these different personalities that's the one thing they'd be lousy with is imagination. Let's go through these introductions real quick.

Well, I'm sorry. I know you've a lot to say because I made you listen to two hours of this nonsense. So I'm sure you have a lot of things that are just ready to pop But I was I was cursing you I was fucking like going like why do I why I fucking tell Carl listen to this You didn't you never responded so I just assume that we I Gave you an out bad. I gave you an out. All right. Let's get into it each of these systems goes around and introduces themself I'm the true bellel system, we're a system of 60 plus altars

or a trauma genetic system, and we're currently pursuing diagnosis. I have no idea who's currently fronting Swam really, sorry. There are trauma genetic system. Alright. Now, I want to point out, this is Trubel. Trubel is kind of the host

True Bell system and you said a couple times that this was a dude. I looked at true Bell's Instagram page and The host or core as they're called personality is named Katie. Oh Really? Yeah, so I don't know if you realize that wow I was listening to the whole time being. It was just a really kind of feminine dude. Mimey. Mimey. This is like one of those things where I'm glad in a weird way that, I don't know.

I mean, I guess I did put a lot of stuff on the internet when I was young, but these people I think will regret this one day. It's like, they're gonna turn like 28 or 29. And they're gonna wanna do something're gonna and everyone's gonna be like I don't know man you walked around for five years telling everyone that you saw the world through the eyes of cartoon characters and Minecraft and stuff like that and kind of like sort of One with that you're resume by the way, just a lot of sport that out

But I also love there's like this attitude that they all have, where it's like, listen, I don't even know who's at the wheel right now. Right. Right. She goes, that's us. I'm gonna go hosting right now. It's you. Dubby, it's you. This mental illness that they've sort of come up with

and also undiagnosed or like whatever is like, I'm not getting the diagnosis I want from different psychiatrists. So I haven't got a diagnosis yet. You'll hear that. I'm gonna getting the diagnosis I want from different psychiatrists so I haven't got a diagnosis yet. So you'll hear them I'm gonna play the other three but you'll hear them all say I'm pre-diagnosed or I'm undiagnosed and then later in the show there's a reason for this and they explain it. But psychiatrists don't officially diagnose me because it takes like seven to ten

years in order to be diagnosed as a DID or a STD system. So the reason why it takes seven to 10 years to diagnose someone with this is because most people probably just grow out of it. Exactly. I don't need a lot of attention. You think they're 27 people and you know, right now you're a bird and tomorrow you're going to be a donkey. But can you just sit on there for a couple of years and let's just see if it works its way out to kind of figure it out.

Yeah, like I think, I mean, I hate, it's a weird thing to kind of say, but as I was listening to it, I was like, I don't, these people are intelligent, like highly intelligent in one way. Yeah. Like they can come up with all this stuff,

they can keep track of all this stuff. The language the kids using was like, he's like, or she's, or whoever they, there's like 30 of them. He's going, you know, my source points and my, it has all this like language, but it's all kind of gaming language. Like, I had to tell my body that I could take damage. I'm like, it's not called damage.

Like, you can't eat an apple and then get that damage back. You know what I mean? Right. Yes. Again, you're getting to have an example of this where the person's explaining what they call their inner world, which is, you know, obviously they're made up imagination about who they are and what's going on in their head. And yeah, you wouldn't take a high level of intelligence to have this.

And the inner world is this imaginary world within the brain where altruists live and it can interact with each other. And it can often be very complex or it can be something as simple as a single group. ours is very complex and involves like multiple cities and kingdoms and stuff like that and that's pretty common for bigger systems. Cities and kingdoms yet to be token to fucking follow this shit. bigger systems. Cities and kingdoms yet to be talking to fucking follow this shit. That's what I'm saying. It's like, it's kind of funny. These people are just like, they're like lazy geniuses. You know what I mean? If this person just sat in front of a computer and wrote some of this shit down, they'd be a best-selling author. Right.

They're like, going from psychiatrists to psychiatrists. And I bet the psychiatrists are all telling the same thing. Like, hey, you, you know like you're a young kid with an Anxious you probably have an anxiety disorder and you have like an active imagination and you're you're like with Retreating inside yourself, but like use that creativity You know, maybe or something like that There's a big seller You know, like why not just turn it into that? It's like, I don't want to work. I just want to play Minecraft and dye my hair purple

and blue and make my parents worry. That's like their main goal in life. All right, let's get through the rest of these. This is the retundis system. We are the retundis system. We are a trauma-genic undiagnosed, pursuing diagnosis system of 23 was the last head count. And I counted maybe two weeks ago. So by God, it's somewhere in the 20s. You would think of like new people

cropped up in the last couple of weeks, you'd remember that. I counted a couple of weeks ago, it was 23. Maybe it's 27 now. I'm not sure somewhere in that ballpark. They all act like it's just being that just fell on top of their head. I remember one time I was watching a documentary about a woman who hates males and whatever. She ate whatever she could find, thumbtacks. And she was like, listen, I don't know why I eat this stuff, but I got to.

Someone has to. It's like my job. I just do it. I wake up, I gotta eat this stuff. And I'm like, no, you don't. She has the exact, they have the exact same attitude. We're like, this is kind of a cute, quirky thing. Like I'm like, no, you don't. She has the exact, they have the exact same attitude where like, this is kind of a cute, quirky thing. Like, I'm, I'm like, sort of fun, right? It's like, you're draining everyone around you. Yes. So like, 0% at all time.

Let's talk about the sage system. The sage system needs a ton of attention. I believe the system, the body of the system is 18. I believe if I remember, but let's hear. Wow. They describe it. I'm describing it. These people describe it. We are the sage system. I'm L. I'm the host currently.

My preferred pronouns are she or they. The body age is 18. We are a tromagenic. It's currently seeking diagnosis. And we have 113 altars in counting. And a fun fact about our system is that a couple of our altars speak the languages that we made up through the course of our life. Some of these languages we didn't even consciously make up, but the alter just came out knowing what that language was, and we had no idea what it was. They didn't even speak English, so they had to learn it over time.

So the different people inside you are called altars. Yeah, yeah. And this woman has altars that don't speak English, she had to teach English. This would be me if I didn't run out to play guitar. She needs so much fucking attention. It's like, all right, we get it. 113, you're 18, you're 113 altars. I know she see like, it's funny. That's what I hear when I listen to this. I was like, part of me is like,

this is just like listening to a bunch of really, they're sort of immature kids. Like they're 18, 22, but they're still kind of like 10, 11 in their minds. Right. But they're smart. And they're still kind of like 10-11 in their minds right but they're smart and they have they've obviously read a lot and uh but it reminds me I did go to theater school like right out of high school up 18 years old I was in an acting conservatory for like two years and now I have a voice of Honda it's a sound story voice of Honda, but you know this is how works. I took my inner voices and I made them outer voices,

but I remember meeting people there who were not quite into this, but I remember meeting this girl there who was like dead set on, she could talk to the dead, you know, like had the sixth set, she could communicate with dead people. Sure. And I was like, whoa, okay. And then I saw her like six years later in LA. And I was like, hey, whatever happened, you still talking to dead people. Sure. And I was like, whoa, okay. And then I saw her like six years later in LA.

And I was like, hey, whatever happened, you still talking to dead people? And she was like, she was just like, shut the fuck up. Well, don't be an asshole. I was like, no, I'm like, I want to know what James Dean thinks about my career. Like, is it going good? Like, can we ask Thomas Jefferson?

Like, if I have my good guy and she was like, get this shut the fuck up. Like, she didn't want to talk about it anymore. And she wanted to forget it had ever happened. I think it was. I think it was. Podcasts will go the same direction. There's not a lot of 50 year olds on this podcast.

These people, these things, you know, you tend to like outgrow this up. All right, last one, this is the water trap system. Hi, we are the water trap system. We are a trauma genic OSTD, well thinking or OSTD system, seeking diagnosis. I'm weaver, one of the hosts, my pronouns are he, they, there are eight of us and a fun fact.

Our inner world looks a lot like fucking animal crossing. So that's what you're talking about. So that's my favorite. That's my favorite. That's my favorite one. Weavers are dude and I gotta imagine Weavers like 15 years old sounds like maybe 16. I think even younger, didn't he say he was younger than that?

I don't know because the way that you get this disorder and I'll play the clip here that explains this, is you have something traumatic happen to you when you're a child. Before the age of nine, very specific. Before the age of nine. They say that, but then they all jump and they go, not too traumatic though. It could be anything. Right, yeah.

It's like, if you just perceive something as traumatic, like your dog died, like then you can get it. It's like, okay. But I love when they explain things that science can't explain, but they haven't all figured out. Like, how are, like, once, like, comfort. All those things, those are supposed to form as one individual after the age of nine when you go in a puberty. When a child is subjected to a traumatic event, all that is, it is literally is literally like brain shit unable to form fully. So it's into several different people. That doesn't make any sense, Rick.

Did you follow that? It's literally brain shit. Literally brain shit. It's brain shit. Yeah. This is Joe Rogan's fault by the way that people feel this good talking about science. Just like, you know, that's a good point. Well, this is the end of that cycle,

but I just wanted it. What is trauma, genetic or trauma genius or whatever they keep saying? What does that mean? So a trauma, genetic system, I looked this up. I had never heard of this word before and I couldn't believe Google knew it was. I was like, oh, really?

Google, you know what this trauma genetic means? That you have been transformed through trauma. So all of these systems are trauma-genic because obviously, Will, if you just said, I just made this shit up for attention, people wouldn't take it all that seriously, but if you said my dog died and my dad was abusive, then you go, oh, okay, well, that makes sense.

It's your 27 people, of course. That was my first thought when I was listening to it. I was like, how molested is everyone on this podcast you know what I mean but then but then when they quickly all like stepped over each other to be like but it doesn't have to be that traumatic it could be anything it could be just like a bad day you might not even remember the trauma like they were all like in a hurry to say that so I was like I bet none of them have actually even had that big of a trauma they're just kind of like quirky They all seem like kids who would have been into like ponies

or like just regular autistic kids shit and they landed on this. They also have this thing that I call very convenient because you, your personality split after you have this trauma because you're trying to get away from it, but you could also have new personalities whenever you want. Oh, also, I just want to add that you can split after your initial trauma.

Split can happen, like, say, I was traumatized when I was like six or something. I could split tomorrow. If I'm really stressed about something, I'm like, oh my God, since I already have our alter, I can split again. Yeah. So if she's stressed out now, she splits splits and she said that in the way of like listen I've told my mother and my therapist this a thousand times and they will not Accept it, but I found people on a discord server who will and so now we're doing a podcast together

I had I had a roommate who is very much like he could always find an excuse to like not work or do anything Difficult, you know what I mean like it was like was his name OP He could always find an excuse to like not work or do anything difficult You know what I mean like it was like was his name OP It was like it was like go to anything you know I mean anything like a family event or something and he'd always find some excuse and This this is kind of thing like if if if someone's like well I'm like the personality who doesn't feel like working at KFC today So I guess I'm just gonna have have to stay at home and play my switch.

I want to get into the different types of altars that you can have. One of them are protectors. It's different for everyone. Some people don't have an inside world. Some people just... I don't even know. I just know what I've gotten my head. I know every system has a different experience. We didn't speak to talk about protectors. We got, you talked about taking charge and kind of, doing what's got to be done. We also, we had the emotional protectors. We have spiritual protectors and physical protectors,

I believe. I want to point out, at the beginning of that clip, this is how you know it's all bullshit. Is every single person who has this, it's different for them. Everyone has an individual basis. And I realize that mental health is hard to define. I'm not trying to make them light of that.

But that's how you know it's all just made up, fucking not sense. Well, I hate to say, like I think there are people who, like just like there are people like who are trans, who are like are really, it's real. And then there are people who are just like, they want attention. And it's hard to tell sometimes what's what. I mean, I guarantee there are people who like, you know, they watch their parents get murdered

and then they invented like a best friend inside themselves that they talk to. Like, I'm sure that that's real. But this seems to be more like a bunch of kids who like play Dungeons and Dragons and kind of like want to just keep the fantasy going at all times. And they studied the shit out of this. They have their own terminology. So you have your core or your host.

That's the original person who you are. Then you break off into these altars. You can have caretakers, persecutors. You can have co-hosts. So sometimes you have two people that are both your core person. In fact, the one person talks about this. How about, I know you also have a cohost, but you like to talk a little bit about cohosts as well.

Yeah, and some systems that can also have more than one host. I haven't seen it often, but like my system has myself, who's host and original and Carly who I mentioned earlier. She split off from me when I was 14 when I was going through a trauma in like a mid grade and then I was like I can't do this anymore. So Carly literally split off of me and then finished my entire algebra course What the help of Megan but shortly after Carly So yeah, basically some systems need two hosts to go 50-50 to do things and that's kind of how mine works. So because everyone's special, I actually have co-hosts,

I'm a little different than all of you, and this is like the one upper society because she even said there's not a lot of people who have these co-hosts, I do it and the next person says this. We have three. I have seven co-hosts, all right? So I got you all this. Well, that tone, like we have three. Oh my God. Like actually, I just grew four more while I was saying that. Oh my God. All right, so you got co-hosts and you have protectors, like we talked about. Then we have the wid the widows now the widows are children That live inside you and they try to define it and they have different definitions for like how you got to be and We're gonna make a comment about that. Oh, I thought I lost you. No

Sorry, that was that wasn't me that was shark. He's the guy that lives inside me that doesn't talk He's fucking up my podcast. He tells shark the shut the fuck off. He's the guy that lives inside me that doesn't talk. He's fucking up my podcast He tells shark to shut the fuck up. He's a shark so he can't talk but I forget now it's interrupting shark. Well, there's a little Widdles disclaimer because of course everybody has their own fucking little club that they're in So I have to explain that this is not a little from one of the other clubs in. So I have to explain that this is not a little from one of the other clubs. Disclaimer, the littles that we are talking about right now are not anything with either ACGL, BDDLG or CBDSM community. At all. These are literally kids under the age of 12.

Okay, so littles are kids under the age of 12 and then you have middles. And they try to define what middles are and they can't even agree on this. Little's are defined as any alter under the age of, say, like, eight or nine, roughly maybe even seven. And middles are another term referring to older littles between the ages of seven and usually like 13, 14 area, maybe even 50. I was always told that little's was ten and under and then up from ten. The age varies depending on what you want to call them really. Like where they say most of the terms can be like relative and based on your own system and you choose where to use them. Who?

Fucking cares! The whole point of this show is to explain to all of us normies. All of us terminology and what it all means. They can't even agree with each other. I love what they're like. What middle Zars are between the ages of seven? No, that's not right. Well, whatever, you're all making it up.

It doesn't matter what it is. It's not the person that the media has bottled. I remember when I was thinking before Shark and rubbing it earlier, it was that this was where I tapped out. Like, this is where to use a to use opi's turn. I tapped out bro I couldn't take it anymore. I was like this whittle stuff is so fucking weird and that's going to be the thing that like the ones that won't let it go that's the thing that they keep going for the rest of their life and then they're like weirdos you know

like we all know what those people do late at night. They're on 4chan. They're looking at the dark stuff. Yes. That's uh... Whittles and middles. Then they have gatekeepers. And gatekeepers are godlike figures in your inner world. Then you have interjects. Now interjects are interesting. These are formed from outside of the system. So basically what an interject is, it's an imaginary friend who then you then decide to let stay with you for a while, I guess. I love this. Yeah, it makes sense.

Yeah, I mean, these just sound like, a lot of this is just like different facets of one personality, you know what I mean? It's like, they're just naming things like courage in like bravery, you know, like just like, oh, when I'm being a brave person, I'm Carl. But when I'm being a pussy, I'm Nancy. You know what I mean?

It's like George could stand up and he's like, there's work George. And then there's hanging out, George. Like, it's, yeah, we do act differently in different situations. It's not because you're not like 17 person. It's like Jay, it's like Jay Z and Sean Carter, you know, and Beyonce and Sasha, Sasha fears. No, I don't know Mike Pence and Lady Gaga.

It's just like that. And then just because a Hassega is ridiculous as possible, you don't have to have just people in your brain. Non-human altars are also a really a common thing in systems. We have dragon altars, we have canine altars in our system. And so that's a whole other topic. We'll be talking about that a little bit later. So these people are just Halloween.

Is what we're saying now, right? They just love Halloween. They just want to be a different person or character every fucking day Yeah, this would be fucking exact like they actually kind of sound like throughout this podcast that they're exhausting each other They're like by the end. They're like okay. I'm gonna go back to my psychotic like lifestyle I believe about the first skit so who is like I'm a dragon. They're like all right. This is too ridiculous bill You can't be a dragon too. And then eventually you just wore them down like,

fine, you're a fucking dragon. Jesus Christ. What's the matter? Is there a famous story about like some science? There was a guy who got a bunch of schizophrenics who all thought they were Jesus together. It's a proof that they can't all be Jesus. And all that ended up happening was they were all like,

well, that other other guys crazy. Yeah, that's right. That's great. All right, this was a clip that stopped me in my tracks. See if you can pick out the detail in here that I was very surprised by. Whenever I dissociate, I have been told by like my friends and my boyfriend that I act like I'm either a drunk or beat extremely delirious. I had a... there was a girl I went to high school with who used to dissociate in class in this

same exact kind of fake attention seeking way. Yeah. I was like, I'm sure she loves that everyone sees it. There was, I don't know if you had the, it was early in one of the episodes that they go, one of the girls goes, I like, one of my things is I miss time. Like, it'll be like 9.30 in the morning and then I'll look up and it'll be 5 in the afternoon and I'll be like, did I do anything productive today? I'm like, that's called playing Skyrim and we've all done that.

It's like, stop. Like, this isn't a mental illness. You're all just like gamers with like rich parents. The thing that shocked me was that she said she had a boyfriend. And I was thinking, I'd rather date one girl with 20 bodies than 20 girls with a one body. That sounds really obnoxious to me. That's like the 1000 horse-sized duck scenario.

Right. Oh, man. You remember before when you just like drew a blank and you didn't know what was going on? This happens to this host as well when a discord notification goes off. There's positive and negative triggers. So I don't know what discord sound just went off, but my brain just got

completely wiped clean with the sound of that discord notification. Oh, we were talking about positive and negative triggers. Yes. Okay. Open some positive. You know how it goes. You said you thought these people were really smart? Well, I know right there. I think it back. Yeah. There's just too much anime in their life and you can just hear it in their voice.

You know, you can just hear that it's coming in. Like, I got nothing against anime but like, I think for some people it becomes, you know, hear that it's coming in. Like, I got nothing against anime, but like, I think for some people, it becomes, you know, just too much of a lifestyle. Yeah, and anime is all about like giggling like girls. And these people are constantly giggling. You mentioned the word host, you do you wanna explain about what the host is? Oh, big brain.

Um, okay. So, it's goodbye. Yeah. Okay. Oh, big brain. Okay. Okay. Oh, big brain. I think you know that these people have watched way too much anime and that's what their personality is now. Oh, I mean, everything they say is a quote from something else or like someone else's Someone else is like, you know, pop culture reference. It's like they only exist. I mean, that's all I could think about when I was listening to it. I'm like, wow, this is like a kid. The first, the first episode is just one person. I mean, it's, it's a lot of people, but it's one source, so whatever. One, uh, the true bell system. Yeah. One true bell. And he's like, he's like, yeah,

he was talking about this guy, Mark, so often that I really thought Mark was like another person like his boyfriend Or something. He's like and now I can go out without Mark and I can be alone without Mark and I'm cool And I'm like and then later on he was like so I am Mark and duh duh duh duh duh and I just was like I can't even Understand what's going on. I tried to listen to that episode, and True Bell was having such a hard time with that I actually kind of felt a little bit bad. Ah! I know. I didn't do.

But then I remembered that A, these people love attention in any form. So this is good. They love to be the victim, so we're bullying them. So that's a good thing for them. And three, thank God someone's fucking bullying them. They should's a good thing for them. And three Thank God someone's fucking bullying them. They should have had this happen when they were eight So they didn't pretend to be 17 different fucking people. I don't think I think we're too soft to the society

That we're allowing this to happen. These people need to be bullied a little bit more often. Well, I mean I was I did I had the same exact thought I was like we're absolutely gonna be bullying these people who are like sweet Sweetie pies like they keep saying it over and over again. They're like we just want gonna be bullying these people who are like sweet, sweetie pies. Like they keep saying it over and over again. They're like, we just want everyone to be happy. And we want everyone to feel good. And you're welcome here on this podcast to listen. And I'm like, oh man, this guy's like a, he's such a sweetheart, you know? But then I'm like, at the same time,

he clearly wants this podcast to kind of take off. And he likes this attention and he likes being a system and complaining what a system is. And so I was like, this is a tough thing. You know, like when you put something out there, this is this is one of the possible outcomes, you know. This is the only outcome it's possible to be honest with, yeah. Yeah, that's when I was saying, I was like, this, this is a young, I mean, I think he's an immature 22, if he's 22, and it's like, there's gonna be a time where this person figures out what they actually want to do with their life.

And then they're like, oh man, I got to get rid of that podcast where I was like talking about all my, my systems. Yeah, unfortunately, what's gonna be at WATP for many, many years to come. Exactly. And you know, it's gonna be at W ATP for anybody years to come. Exactly. And yeah, it looks good news though. Good news though. We're like, we're like, we're like, you said that they think they're, they're really good people. And they also say something that's ridiculous. Making sure that people know that we are normal humans who aren't gonna hurt anyone

and we're more likely to hurt ourselves than other people. I wouldn't call you normal people. You've explained everything that makes you abnormal. You've gone through the entire list and you're like, and by the way, we're just normal people. Well, no. In fact, they go in and explain what a host is and I thought this was very telling So the host is the person that deals with the day-to-day life The host is responsible for presenting the entire system as a single person the host is responsible for like dealing with Stuff that has to pertain to like the body's life. Doesn't their prove that this is all make believe if they're like,

no, no, this is the person who has to like pay their bills and drive to work and talk to their friends. Like, okay, so you know that there, you can be just a normal fucking person. If you stop playing make believe then you won't have all this other nonsense coming on. Yeah, that's kind of the entire, that's kind of the entire thing. The crux of the entire thing is like, when it's convenient for me, I have this disease or this mental illness that I claim I can't control, but it's also sort of like a quirky little anime character, right? Like a furry thing or whatever. And then yeah, it's just, it's just for my,

I mean, I kind of wish I had this sometimes, you know, like I could just be, my girlfriend can be like, I want you to take me out to dinner or something and I'd be like, you know, I want to go. But Johnny, he's too young and he can't afford dinner tonight. Where you staying? Yeah, you just asked out of 12 year old, what's wrong with you?

Yeah, are you sick? You should see somebody. I'm gonna stay home while you do that. You should go see a doctor. Yeah, go see a doctor. Hold on, I'm getting 12 referrals from inside my body right now. I'll pack some tea.

Yeah, this gets really crazy. Where they explain that some of your altars will feel different feelings than you feel and will make you feel that feeling because the altars feeling that feeling. Passive influence is when let's say you're watching a sad movie and it doesn't really make you sad, but another alter in the background is also watching it co-conscious and their feeling really sad about it so that those feelings can brush on to you and meld into you basically and you can feel them for that alter. It's much simpler than that though sad movie brush onto you and meld into you basically, and you can feel them for that all day.

It's much simpler than that. Though sad movie is making you sad. I love this whole explanation. I don't even care about this shit, but I'm crying because Bill over here is really a weepy asshole. Can't fucking take it. These are like people who remember taking streams.

A lot of people just take streams and you're like, you're like awesome, we are shit having I think I saw God. These are the people who like come out and they're like, I remember everything God told me. Yeah, system. You know, uh, that's exactly what it the vibe it is. It's a shroomy, uh, acid vibe. Again, I blame Joe Rogan. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I say, this kind of has a similar thing to furries, who I also think are people who would have, it never would have been a thing before the internet,

like you jerk off, you'd like take a fur coat or something or a first garf and like beat off into it and be like, well, I'm pretty weird, but maybe I'll just do that once a year or every time I get shit faced. Never tell us, never tell us soul, you know what I mean? Fast forward to the internet. Now you're videotaping it, you're uploading it

so your friends can see it. Like what the fuck happened? You're supposed to be ashamed of this behavior. You're like wearing it to your, to your dad's like wet second wedding. You know, you're like wearing a furry costume. You're like, trying to get jobs in it.

You're going to conventions. And now you're like self-righteous about it. You're like, people should, everyone should fuck a fucking scarf once. Just to know what it feels like, you're going to conventions. And now you're like self-righteous about it. You're like, people should, everyone should fuck a fucking scarf once, just to know what it feels like. You know? And it's kind of the same thing. Like if these kids are like,

this is like a summer day dream that you would have, like laying on your back, like staring at the cloud for like two minutes and then go on with your life. But instead these, they got together on like this toward and they came up with like this like weird, the ID. Well, it used to be called multiple personality disorder.

Oh yeah. And I don't think that people were proud of it or were going around, the fact that they can describe it so well tells me it's nonsense too. Because they're like, I'm not even sure which person I am right now, but let me tell you about all the people me it's nonsense too. Cause they're like, I'm not even sure which person I am right now, but let me tell you about all the people who are inside of me. And this was crazy.

This one person is constructing buildings inside of them. Something that we're currently, they're, they're constructing is an equity hall. And it's going to be a place for decisions are made like big and facial decisions. So it's not definitely on a whim. Hopefully we can get some impulsive decisions to be a little more thought over

before we take action. They're building equity hall to make decisions. Dude, this is like, I mean, I didn't hear this part when I was listening to it, but it's like, when I was in therapy like years ago, and this is like a thing they tell you to do in therapy. They're like, think of your brain. Think of your head as like the starship, like the bridge of a starship or what,

and you know, and you're the captain and stuff like that. And they would like tell you. So she's sort of just like having thoughts and she's making it into this whole like disorder. I mean, I don't know about you, Carl. I'm an entire city inside my body. I know that role wasn't built in a day, but if you you're gonna invent an equity hall, why is it under construction? How much time does it take? What's the budget for this fucking thing? I know that's that's kind of funny I see that I also I also think that that's the Minecraft connection

Is that is this is the inner mind? She's like I just have to I just have to mind some more like war in diamonds and I can finish equity haul. You know what? It's a combination of therapy and video games. I think you've nailed it. I nailed it, man. I think that's what it is. This was funny. Early on in the show, they're all opening up and they're all in a place where they can just say what's on their mind and they're all there for each other in a support group. And the woman says something I don't think she was ready for this. I have a question for you guys then. Um, did you guys experience the thing before you figured out that you were a system that, oh yeah, these are my imaginary friends.

They a talk back to me and be control my body sometimes. No. No? What? This is like an improperly. We still say yes and not. No, no, you're weird. I was like, so not cool. They know right there. I would love it. Say no. In this, because that's the total vibe. Like when you were a kid, you ever play like Ghostbusters or whatever, is your body?

Yeah. You're playing it so hard, you almost believe it. You're like, I am Peter Venkman. That's like what these, and like, if you fuck up the larp, it's like, dude, that's a huge foul. Like, you can't do that. That's just, that's just wrong. So they go on to explain how common this is.

A lot of people have this disorder. It is as common as people having red hair. So we're everywhere. So I did a little research on this. Redheads make up 2% of the population. I was just gonna say, I mean, you hear redheads how they're going to stink. They make up 2% of the population.

She's saying 2% of people obviously have this disassociated identity disorder. I mean obviously. So I went to WebMD and I don't know if WebMD has all the answers, but it did say 0.01% of people have this, which is pretty far off of 2%. I just love like that was the worst color of hair she could have said. Well it's I think she just means it's more rare than like a blob. I think it's not worth a lot. She could have taken like any brown, blonde, black.

Nope, just go with red, the rarest natural hair color in existence. It's tons of people have it. You know, like red hair or a birthmark on their face or a pet elephant you know things everyone has. Yeah I'm gonna start calling this Chrissy Mayor disease. Well I got multiple personalities. Oh you got the Chrissy Mayor? Alright I get it. So yeah like does Jim Carey have this disease? Like he must have it pretty bad. He's fucking terrible. You're probably wondering how it's possible that some people have this disease. I'll give you the answer. Some people may not even know they have it.

How is that possible? How do you have multiple personalities? You don't even know that you have multiple personalities. I think I, I think she nailed me because I was like, I definitely, I, I think, sometimes I hear this voice in my head and it's like, I'm hungry. And then at the end of the show, they do this affirmation shit. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry.

I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry.

I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry.

I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm actually we'll real advice for a second there. Yeah, and there's a girl who's like, listen, I know this seed. I know none of you guys are shower today. So let's get out there and pick a shower. Yeah, I'm looking at your hair right now. Feel free to go ahead and take a shower right now again. Let's put whatever alter take showers right up front

for a little while. Oh, man, the last thing I'll play here and this is the one person explaining, the person who had that co-host, Carly, explaining how this came about when she was 14 years old. I'm standing here in the middle of the playground. People looking at me weird because I'm talking to myself and I'm talking to Carly and I'm like, I am not, that is not me by. I mean, you're gonna play that clip when I heard her doing it. Yeah.

People are staring at her talking to herself. She's like, no, no, I'm talking to Carly. Why do you, you're the weirdo? Why are you staring at me? She's got that voice of like a tender date who I can't stop and bear, like do you, you're the weirdo? Why are you staring at me? She's got that voice of like a tender date who I can't stop and bear. Like, you know, like, and so anyway, that's the story of how I've been thrown out of 14 bars.

And I just don't know how I keep doing it, but that's just what happens. And just I don't know if I'm not allowed in. All right, I mean, at one point, they actually admit that this is all a make believe. Basically, child, child, experience trauma. Child go, I hate this. Child no longer perceived trauma.

Child, multiple states of child, split into several children. This is a several children take over for our original child to deal with the other trauma. Yes, thank you, Have a nice night. I mean, that kind of sums it all up. But you do this when you're a child because you don't like your stepdad. And so now you pretend to be someone you're not. And these people just never grow out of it. That's what she just said. Yeah, she sort of summed it all up. It's like a safe place to be, you know, a pretend place.

Right. Wow. I mean, do you remember one of them was like, since I'm just sitting there and it's like, I hear this voice that says, you have a son and I'm like, I don't have a son. Yeah. I was like, yeah, pretty deep, you know? That's just, they have like intrusive thoughts and they think, I don't know what it is really, but I think they nail that right there. It's just, it's sort of this make believe.

It's children playing make believe. They talk about age sliders, and these are alts or alters that can change ages at any time. So your alts are gonna be 24 when you wanna drink a beer, but then your alters 16 when you want to beg an underage girl. Like I remember like, you know, Oprah and like Donnie Q having people with multiple personality disorder. And it was always much darker. So it was always someone who was like one of their voices was like abusive or one of their voices was like self-harming like hate you know

they mean and all the movies about this are always like this guy is it's gonna kill you it's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and these people are they would never make a movie at base on these people because they're like every single personality in person in me has the same personality we're all just bubbly and happy go lucky like okay cares yeah they all seem like the person who like trains you at like hot topic or something. Yeah, anyway, we take our lunch at 430. I take mine at 415 because I have the ID.

I don't know if you've heard of it, but I like 30 personalities. But anyway, you won't see him here because I'm a manager now. But, you know, like that's, it's just kind of like, it's just this weird, happy, go lucky, Bob. Right now, I'm my core because that's how I make $12.50 an hour But I go home. Yeah my core

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OBS turning into Stuttering John. So those must be Patreon, right? That's like part of the deal. You get your name in title or something like that. I guess I don't think he has a Patreon, but yeah, their supporters are giving him money somehow. He's got tons of money. He's got millions of dollars.

He's asking for these poor slups to give him money somehow. He's got tons of money. He's got millions of dollars. He's asking for these poor slups to give him 20 bucks because he's doing Facebook live. Sounds like someone's giving one guy there is giving him a whole lot of money. Yeah. Sounds like. Yeah. So he put his name in the title really shouting him out.

Thanks, bro. I need my boat after you, man. You fucking bum. Fantastic. It's bum. Fantastic. It's crazy. So Opus on the beach, and he's talking about how great it is to be on the beach in the winter time, because you don't have those assholes who come there

when it's the season that you'd actually want to be on the beach. And I only pulled this clip because you're here well, and I thought you'd enjoy the way he pronounces this word. You're just gonna see a whole bunch of assholes walking down that beach with their Rolexes on and they're salmon pants. That's the color of the asshole, the salmon. I didn't know he felt that way about salmon pants. Oh my god, oh my god dude, that is like so good, that can't say no. Oh my God. Oh my God, dude. That is like so good. That is just class. So, you know, like, I got to tell you, like some,

this brother man thing's getting bigger and bigger, like the amount, people in show business, like some famous people have sent me, like messages, like, I love brother man. No, shit. And then it always comes with like a story about the Ophse. Right? And so I, almost none of them like in share, but I got, I met this dude who was like, he

came out to, he was like, dude, I was in intern for Opie and Anthony, like way back in the day when they were just starting out, you know, like when, when Anthony had really long hair, he's like, he's like, you're, you're impression and kills me because he's like, every morning we would make fun of OP because he would come in and he'd be like, what up brother man brother man brother man, he's called every one of the office brother man all morning. And he's like, and they all like, you know, be like, as soon as he leaves, they'll be like, hey brother man brother man, he's like, I can't believe he's still doing it like all these years later. Oh my God, now I'm like,

what's his theme song? He's so proud of it. I'm like, dude, that's, that's great. Wait, that's his song? That's his song. Anthony has to say the same things. Like, did you put that together? I'm like, no, I think Westwood one did. He was, he's been playing that, yeah, he's been playing that as podcast for years.

Whoa, that, that's weird because I don't think brother man was like that big of a trademark for him until we started like making fun of him for it. Oh, dude, listen to this. So this is him. Now what he does on his show now is he just reads comments are coming in on Facebook live and he'll read comments that pissed him off. I don't know why he feels the need to read them, but he constantly does this.

Larry Brown, if Mr. Hughes and Anthony got back together, it might seem too much like work. We're doing that again. Wait, guys, are we doing that again? Every day with this shit. Give it up, Larry. Yeah, give it up, Larry Brown. Give it up.

This is what we do now. We have a nice crew. Every single day, Rachel says, Rachel, welcome to my life. It never, it fucking never ends. So, Opie starts complaining that somebody says anything about Anthony Cumia. It was, it wasn't even like a, why are you reuniting? It was just, you know, a quick comment on there. And then Opie is on to explain why he can't reunite with Anthony it's because Anthony shows got too political he talks politics too much for the opster and then when he moved on he went he went all

in with his views my god and I I believe that's why it makes it impossible for any type of opiate Anthony reunion man that's that's not the type of radio I want to do I want to be silly I'm not the type of radio I want to do. I want to be silly, I want to be a goofball, I want to be stupid, I want to do dumb voices if I want to. I want to yell snow-ey if I feel like it or brother man, brother man. He's really like a smith. I did not know that he was like embracing the brother man thing now. Like that is so weird. That's like art, imitating a life, imitating art.

Like that's a whole thing. Well, it comes full circle now. It's funnier than that because you goofed out OP with the brother man character. And what I don't know if we talked about this last time or not, but what you might not realize is that he stole that from his mentor brother, Wies's here in Rochester, New York. Brother Wee is known for saying brother man and Opie's just acting like he invented it.

You stole that from Wee's. That's so good. It's amazing. I just love that he's embraced me because I haven't listened to him in a little while and I'm not allowed to, he has has me banned from like all of his, like, I wonder what I've got everything. Yeah. So, so I kind of, and I've been busy,

I've been busy filming Super Bowl commercials and stuff like that. Yeah, I'm gonna listen to Lopie over here. But it's like, but it's like, yeah, that's the officer, that's who he be. So Opie explains the type of listener the he wants on his current show the opi radio podcast I want more people like Rachel people that Either don't give a shit about the opi in Anthony years or they do but they also like what I'm doing now

Rachel's one of those people who the fuck would be that person Yeah, that's you don't know about Opie and Anthony, you're not gonna discover Opie. He's not doing anything. And if you are an Opie and Anthony fan, you wouldn't like what he's doing now. It sucks. I want, I have this one guy inside me. He likes the Opie radio show,

but he hates Opie and Anthony. He only likes this one type of Opie. And it also makes me laugh that Opie said, I just wanted to do silly radio. I just want want to goof around his biggest gripe about doing the show with Jimmy was that the show was too silly and it was not like enough hard hitting like radio interviews like Howard Stern used to do. Good point because he's funny that he's saying that. He even says I just want to do silly voices and then he hated that Jimmy was always doing his characters. I'm like the last thing you you

hated Anthony and Jimmy for doing silly fun goofy radio. And also, like, when I go on Anthony's show, it's like the funnest time I have on like any show ever. So, like, that is fun goofy radio. Oh, we listened to my band recorded and Buffalo this week. So we're listening to Anthony on the way there. So it's a long drive. They were talking about TV shows from the 50s and 60s as they do for an hour and a half

straight. It wasn't anything to do with politics, even though there's an impeachment trail going out of everything else. They're still just kind of shooting the shit out there. It's not like this crazy right wing conspiracy show that OP thinks it is. No, and a lot of people, it's not just Opieu think that too, like people in the business sometimes will think that, like, because, you know, Anthony is famous for his, for his, like, for his bigger moments when he is political, and then the whole Gavin McInnis connection, it doesn't help anybody either, you know what I mean? So it's kind of like, I remember, like, every time I hear Proud Boys, like, on like, you know, out of like a Senator's mouth on like the floor of the Capitol, I'm like, how did it get this far?

Sorry for the, I know. There's Proud Boys around like the FBI list or the CIA list. They're right up there with with Al Qaeda on an ISIS. I remember like sitting there and garret like explaining to me like, oh, Gavin started like a club and they're all, they call themselves the proud boys. And like, you know, and I was like, what? That's like the lamest thing and we were like making fun of it.

And now it's like, yeah, I hear it on CNN. So the other thing that OP gets really annoyed with is whenever Anthony brings up OP's name and what OP will do is he'll be like, you know, man, that's the only thing you got. Can't you talk about anything other than me? All you ever do is talk about me. Now OP does the exact same thing, but he's just not funny or witty. So he just quickly moves on.

Here's an example of him talking about his issues with Anthony. I forgot who else was at the table. Anthony was it. Anthony never really hung out after the show ever. Very, very rarely. Extremely rare actually, which is one of my issues, but whatever. So that is like, but I'm not going to talk about that. You just did.

And this whole thing that Anthony could be like, why is he going to be talking about me again? He's got to stop talking about me. It's like, guys, you were a radio duo for 20 years. That's one of my biggest complaints about the Ops, or Sally, won't do anything with like,

open Anthony, but any single like time he needs a little like boost of ratings or tension, he brings it up. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The name of this episode is Jim Norton saves Opie and Anthony's show. You know what he's going for here.

You watch people who like to open Anthony to be like, oh, what's he talking about? And he's such a believer in like numbers and stats, right? I know he's really big into like checking his Google stats on himself. So he must know that like Opie and Anthony gets Googled a lot more than just Obi or like, Obi-Radia. And he's like, so he knows like where his,

I mean, it's part of history. I mean, Kumi is not like ashamed of that. You know, he's proud to be part of Obi-A-Headthany. Well, Obi's brought it up that when anytime he has Anthony in the title of his podcast, it gets like three times as many downloads as any other episode. Yeah, of course.

I mean, it makes sense, right? I mean, it's like, it's like a funny, it's like the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, like kind of thing where one of them, one of them was like, I don't need that guy. It's like, well, or why does everyone always bring him up? It's like, well, because you guys were connected and branded together for like decades, you made millions of dollars, like together, people are always going to remember that. So on this episode, he's talking about the Wiffle Ball Bat Challenge. Now, if you remember this,

this is where they get girls in the studio, get them really drunk, shove a Wiffle Ball Bat into their vaginas and see who get it in the first. And they'd mark it out there. They're smart to bring that up again in this day and age. Oh yeah, yeah, he's talking all about that. And then he says this, which is just so ridiculous. And like I said, I don't have any regrets.

I don't have any regrets for doing any of this stuff. I mean, if someone sat me down and really hammered me and brought up specifics, maybe I would have a couple regrets. I do have a regrets about the Tory Clifford, Jacques Tobart thing, which is brought up during the latest episode of the OP radio podcast. As I took the Billy Dittori, I have some regrets about that because we was really pumped out and disappointed. He was trying to tell me she's a really good lady and she does a lot

for the community and blah, blah, blah. So maybe if we's never said all that, I don't know, maybe I wouldn't have regrets. I have no idea, but I absolutely do. He started it. Don't regret. And then he explains all the regrets he has. And by the way, if he told me about the other shit that I did and reminded me, I'd probably regret that too, but I've kind of like forgotten about it and pushed it out of my mind. And not for nothing, but the Jacktober regret is crazy because he regrets it because weasel's friends with the woman. But isn't it possible that all of these rate of people that you bashed were nice people who did nice things for their community?

Like if you regret one, shouldn't you regret a lot of them potentially? Yeah, it's like you could just say, hey, I regret Joctober as a bit. Or like I regret how, you know, I don't know. I don't know, like how he says, do I have regrets? No, and then at the end he's like,

do I have regrets? I absolutely do. So now he just thought about it for a second. He's like oh wait a second. I regret almost everything I've done A lot of things he kind of left himself open. He was like if someone really pushed Someone really pushed me against it, you know like a lawyer or a judge. I could probably come up with a few things that I could probably come up with a few things that I was right. Yeah, right. I love that he predicted W-A-T-P long before this podcast even started. So in the back of my mind when we were doing Jack Tobor, I'm like, oh boy, eventually this is going to turn on us, my God.

Yep. Man, that's... He's right. I think about it. I think about Joktober every time I do W. Every time I do the show. I'm like, this is like a October. This is the fun of it. You know, it's what it was based on. Love it, too, by the way. Me too. It's my favorite time of year with Jack toll right couldn't wait for every morning to hear what radio show they're gonna goof on. My birthday is October 12. No shit. You're a Jack Teller. I'm gonna drive down the Libra.

I love that Opie is still convinced that he's really good at broadcasting. This is him explaining. Now he gets off on a tangent because he brings up Jim Norton Save the O&A show. He gets off on a tangent but he lets everybody know that don't worry. I'll bring it back around. Tom Chiasano. Don't worry, I wrap all this up. I've been doing this a while. I'll get back to why ginort and save the show in a second Tom. She is Sano. Oh, Pete what you do is not that difficult. He thinks what he does is so hard no one can do this I hate that. Oh, I hate that

I'm a digital marker and I'm better at this than you are more people listen to my show than you're show this guy's like Don't worry. I got this shit. I know I'll come back around I'm really good at broadcasting That reminds me like this thing stand-up comedians do right you know I'm in the store and I see this guy looking at a book and it's a cookbook and he's a pretty fat guy So I think oh my god, you know, I'm a comedian. I gotta say something Right You know me and the guy who makes all the jokes. So I go up to the guy.

Damn. And guys, now Google is like, oh, he's like, just take it. Don't worry about it. Or when someone goes out, it's like a heckler line. If the heckler says something like that, I'll take it from here, buddy. I saw Kevin Pollock one time. He was getting a fake standing ovation

because he was doing a taping. It was like one of those the crowds would paid to cheer for you and he goes to the crowd he said he goes you guys need to take a knee I'm like wow you want to give the crowd a more shit for giving you a fucking standing ovation you're also well Opie being as delusional as he is let's us know the last time that he was really successful in radio when that show split up and I was finally able to do the show, I really wanted to do with Carl, Vic Handelian Sharad, that was the one. And that proved right there, I'll stroke my own ego,

that proved right there what I'm capable of doing. We crushed it. what I'm capable of doing. We crushed it. That's fucking hilarious. Honestly, I've heard them on podcast together before. I don't know a single person who ever listened to that show on Sirius. Nobody I know ever listened to OP radio in the afternoon. I think I think I definitely tried it out. I tested it because I wanted to hear that show was really what he wanted to do without Jim. You know, it was like, what can, what would he really like love, Vic and Ferrod,

like, like, love that? It was funny because they have so many great comics in there. And I think those guys are great comics, but it was just weird how OP like them so much more than other standups. He just wanted to have them in every day over and over and over again. There was all just a giggle fast. These guys never say anything funny, but they're all laughing at each other. So I was like, that was good radio today. It's like, no, you guys just giggling at nothing. And by the way, well, I know you're a standup.

So you got to say that. Vic was never a good standup. He's passed out. You could be honest with everybody. I honestly got, I never, I swear we got I never met him or saw him be standing up. He says terror, he's the worst. But I just, I remember thinking like, because I was listening a lot like to Obey and Jim, I thought it was, because it was, it was like, it was a good show, but it was also

a train wreck. Yeah. Because they were fighting a lot. And I remember thinking like, Vic is on so much, he's like practically third Mike. And I'm like, this is, he's getting comfortable he was like taking jim on more and more and then he could kind of tell that it was like so then when opi was like i'm doing my own show and it was vick hemley and sarad i was like shit that's like a line in the sand you know what i mean that's like saying i chose opi

like in the divorce rights and now he's dead everyone gets to come ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and completely wait a second you didn't see the one hour special on CNN about it really it got by you that the very famous big headly fast away I'm being I guess I'll just be the biggest in the New York Times text like when I'm on the unread so my buddy Doug from good times great movies was listening to a podcast I had an ad in it and reminded him of our buddy Opie so he put this together for us. Hey, Carl, it's Doug here. I was listening to a podcast and the host started to read and add for this app called Babel.

It's an app that teaches you a foreign language. And I couldn't believe my ears because he enlisted the help of none other than Greg Opie Hughes. It is crazy. So I got home, I clipped it, sent it to you, I thought you'd get a kick out of it. Here it is. When you learn a language with babble, babble, babble,

you start a journey that takes you further and further. Anytime and any way you wish, it's easy and fun. Bordens your horizons and keep your brain fit a journey into new thoughts new cultures new adventures Sorry, I just saw a fucking dear So what are you waiting for? Start your journey with babble babble bab, Babel. Now go to opie.com or download the app. I'm an idiot. Oh my gosh. Well, he did what a good job he did. What's his name again? The guy you made that? That's Doug from Good Times, great movies. That was really good. It comes out

from time to time. So this is surprising. There's someone who's calling into the show right now, very famous gentleman. And he thinks that OP is on the show right now, because we're playing so much OP and he has something to say to him. So can you just humor me and pretend that you are OP? Sure, I'll do the best I can. Okay.

Sir, are you there? Good afternoon. All right, Governor Andrew Cuomo is calling in. The great governor of New York State. Andrew, how you doing today? Great Carl, thank you very much. Everything's going fantastic for me. I don't know about that.

Well, then you shouldn't have asked the question. Where it is. It is February 13th. It is day 350 something of operation and during cluster fuck. I won't be answering any questions about my nursing home. Whoopsie Bayzie. So please refrain from that. So Mr. Cuomo or Governor Cuomo, we have the great Greg Opie Hughes, another New York City resident here on the show. Cuomo, God, what's up, dude?

It's been forever, man. We used to, I'm a big fan. Used to come into the show, it was me and Anthony Cumia. I don't know if you remember him. Yes, very big fan of both of you. However, we have a tax problem now because your more talented former co-host

is leaving New York. And there's a deficit now, so we need to tax you at a higher rate because you still have your Hampton's house. So I hope your superchats are enough to cover the increase. Yeah, I mean, yeah, we have worked them out. Don't you know, Gug, don't even worry about it. I'm happy to be, to help you. I'm the man of the people, brother man.

I just want to help the people out. I'm woke these days. I don't know if you heard them. So if you need anything, Governor, if you've got anyone, you need anyone to host an inauguration or anything like that You'd be the perfect choice for my inauguration However, you are the most non-essential of workers. I would believe in the state But there's another issue There's another issue I

discussed with you, Mr. Hughes. You do your podcast while walking on the beach and I've noticed that you do not wear a mask. That is a safety concern for your tens of listeners. Well, listen, I already got the RONAAAAA! Last year, I remember taking my car at this car wash from the guy who was Chinese Japanese Korean, some crazy shit.

That was like, hey, lick me in the face like I can get rid of this shit, huh? I was in bed for two days. It was a battle, but I'm here now and I don't need a mess because the opsters breathing up clean air by the man yeah but you got to set an example I mean you have this huge audience who's watching about Facebook live listen I I know every member of my audience by first name and I make sure that Diane is wearing hers. I check in first of all, Joe, he picks up his kid at 3 p.m. from daycare. And I'm like, brother, man, put your mask on. Opie, you need to wear more than one mask moving forward, please.

Not doing so is arrogant. Is this respectful? All right, I even hate fake governor Cuomo. All right, thank you for coming. I think governor Cuomo. That's what he's saying. That's right. And, and scene.

I want to point something out to you Will. Have you seen? Not as awkward as the Zuma episodes. It's the same. Yeah, that's good point. Have you seen Will, will the uh... deep fake opi video that uh... was put on twitter the one of me and opi? yeah were you look like opi

and i have seen it this is the guy who did that uh... thank you man i love you i love how many people were like do you know you're starting to look like each other and yeah yeah people thought it was some kind of plastic surgery. It had done or something. But yeah, more of that came from man. Anytime you make more, let me know.

Oh, please, man. Thank you so much. I cracked via, man. I said no to my family, like when they're at work. I'm like, look at this, man. Look at this. They put OP's face on my face. You really can't tell the difference. As soon as the face is there, you're like, oh put OB's face on my face. You really can't tell the difference.

As soon as the face is there, you're like, oh, this is just an OB video. Oh. All right. It's been a pleasure. Thanks, man. The face resided behind. Absolutely.

Take care. There goes my Westwood one career has never come back. All right, it's time for. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This is where we play a Clifford podcast that our listeners listen to and they went, wow, that is cringe-inducing, gave me the douche chills, and this one came in from Korg & Fowler.

This is a show called Sketchbook Heroes. It's a podcast by artists, for artists who want career advice. And for some reason, these assholes break into song like it's super easy Anybody can do it I don't remember the lyrics at all I don't remember the lyrics at all. If I could never into the name. Do you think time would pass me by? Cause you know I walk a thousand miles

of black teachers see you. The line in the middle of me. I didn't know. Tonight. Tonight. Yes. Yes. So that's exactly every Sunday why every Sunday. Yeah, people are saying that's not as cringy as fake Cuomo talking to fake Oh, I don't know. I was gonna say why am I so entertained by that and so bored by that bit we just did

All right, well, Chris, you're gonna stay and that one we just tried will probably never happen again So you know, you know, you've learned what are you gonna do? I was also thinking that that's when they were all singing at the same time out of key Like this is probably what it sounds like inside the thoughts of someone with DID, you know what I mean? It's just like a bunch of A thousand miles and a thousand Animals live inside my body. You think they're harmonizing with each other?

Yeah, they're harmonizing. I don't think they're that talented. I think. There's one of my personalities is voice to men and they sing in perfect harmony. All right, tease this on last week's show. And then Stuttering John got word that one of his former mods was gonna come on our show.

And so John decided to try to get out in front of this. And he made a video talking about this mod. But then something happens, he starts crashing me on social media. And I don't wear. So I call him. And he didn't know it, but Sean Hockey Canada 25 was on the phone call because I always like to have a witness. I did the same with that crazy check Heather. I always like to have a witness. So anything that they say,

you know, I have a witness to the whole conversation. So, John's suspicious of this guy. He thinks maybe he's turning on him. And so, he wants to threaten him. In case he says anything bad. The guy already proved to be a traitor and a backstabber and a loser. I know where he lives. You know.

Oh, sounds menacing. Oh, threat. What a threat, yeah. So, Ryan, are you there, buddy? Yeah, you're a big girl and we're all big fans. Hey, Ryan, nice to meet you, threat. What a threat, yeah. So Ryan, are you there, buddy? Yeah, you take our little and we'll big fan. Big fan. Hey Ryan, nice to meet you, man. Thank you.

Ryan, thanks for joining us today. So Ryan Sharman's on the show. He was a moderator on YouTube for Stuttering John for a few months. I want to get into that. But first, let's warn everybody that we don't want to go doing anything slanderous or libel because as we know, promise not to do anything like this.

Yeah, right. You don't want to do anything libel on a podcast because as you know, Stuttering John has his attorney listening. You're an asshole. And you're a dumb fuck. But listen, Ryan, don't come to any of my shows. I'm sure you're gonna go on some idiot show. Yep.

And make up lies. But don't worry, my lawyer will be listening. I won't be. I don't even go on Reddit. I won't be listening. But my lawyer will. Oh yeah, the one that you just, yeah, don't worry. You better not say anything that's li a slanderous or lies about me

Just be careful You pussy all right, so Judd obviously is nervous about disappearance because he says he's now there's no way in hell He has an attorney listening to whtp wouldn't pay for that I hope the attorney heard everything that happened before this. That would be hilarious. Yeah, right. Let's I hope I want to make this segment as long as possible, just to cost John all of his super chat money for the week. Perfect for the month. Honestly, what could you possibly say on a podcast that would turn into a lawsuit? What do you think is going to come out here and be like, you know, I saw John Dittling kids, but you know, I'm just saying

that's a joke. That was a, I'm just saying that that's a joke. That was a, I was just, that was a strange thing and it's like that how Kumya says that scorched-earth policy of just like immediately saying he's like going to come to my house and beat me up and I haven't even said anything about him yet, you know. Right. I know. It's funny as he goes, he's called you Cryin' Ryan because he learned from Trump. Very Trumpian.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But why would it be Ryan? Cry and Ryan is going to go out there and lie about me. He's like, John, you were so close to the right thing. You just, you missed it by just the hair. Jesus. All right.

So Ryan, I want to get your story. I think this is going to be a lot of fun because you have defected from Stuttering John. You've decided that he is no longer a guy that you want to devote any time to. I'll give you something over all the background information. I read through it last night, so I'll just give a quick recap and then we can kind of hit the major points.

Basically, your Howard Stern super fan, you've gone out to see all the guys already when he comes by, you're out in the West Coast, when already's there, you're out to see him Stuttering John Jackie the joke man. Well, whoever so you want to see Stuttering John and you struck up a friendship with him and Eventually he asked you to be a moderator on YouTube and you agreed to do that, right? He just made me a moderator without asking and I didn't

Any issue because I was gonna be watching the shows and what is it? what does it tell to be a moderator for Stuttering John on YouTube? What's your job? So for a while, he was getting, you know, accounts that would come in and just spam the N word or spam something about his kid and we would just block that. I didn't know if I was supposed to block someone if they, you know, just called them an idiot or like what the line was. I never got any direction from him in that regard. So it was just basically keeping out people that were really vicious

and spanning. Now did you have to learn who the characters were of WATP because a lot of the trolls for a Suddery John have names like Vicks, Japanese, Stepfather and things like that, they would like clue you in if you were in the know. So as I became more of a fan, I did start putting, you know, realizing like, I first I didn't know who Patrick Michael was until, you know, listening and then, you know, interacting with someone named Patrick Michael in the chat.

You know, so yes, there were occasions like that. So things were going fine with Ryan and John. And then the beginning of the end was you disputed something on Twitter and instead of responding to you on Twitter he immediately DMed you and scolded you for not having his back. Someone you know message to him and said hey someone made a reference about you on the Stern Show today and they cut it out of the rebroadcast. So I you know fired up my serious app, listened to the rebroadcast, heard the mention, and I, on Twitter, not through a DM,

I disputed him, I'm like, hey, no, it's on the rebroadcast, you know, you're getting wrong information. And he DMs me, and I'm like, he's like, why are you disputing me? And I'm like, because it's a lie. Like, it didn't happen. It's not true.

So he goes, I'll send you the link of the video clip or something, I'm like, yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. It's not on the re-robcast. And what he was referring to is it was a 30-minute segment. Someone brought up Stuttering John, you know, just said his name. And then they took that and cut it down into six minutes to put it on the web. It's like, you know, a little thing that happened on the show. And the mention of John wasn't in that. So, you know, they didn't cut it from the show. they just cut it from like a clip highlight clip, you know, and he just kind of upset about, he's like, well, why didn't you just DM me that? And I'm like, well, who cares? You know, you're wrong about

something, you know, like just say, oh, I was wrong, you know, and they should have included it in the highlight, you know, clip or whatever, not, you know, just doubling that. So that's how sensitive this guy is, that he can't even have somebody just say, by the way, you're wrong about this on Twitter without like immediately snapping and freaking out at you. So he went on and this was another thing that he did. He thought that his YouTube got hacked and that there was an interview with Tom Arnold that was taken down off his YouTube. And so he started freaking out. He's like, oh my YouTube got hacked and someone took down the video. If somebody has it, can they send it to me? And Ryan, you're claiming that Royce, his former co-host was the one that took this video down?

I don't know the full background story, but I just know what I sent you that John told me that Royce took it down. He was, Royce was trying to monetize John. You know, it had gone very long without an income being generated by the show. So he was trying to put the John, you know, it had gone very long without an income being generated by the show. So he was trying to put the show behind a paywall on his own site. And John just kept putting it on YouTube and letting it, you know, getting exposure worried more about the exposure than maybe putting it behind a paywall. And from what I can tell Royce just got angry that like, hey, let's try monetizing this Royce had paid for the website and had set all the stuff up. And then I guess it came to a head when they couldn't agree on how to monetize

or what to do with the show and how to following it. So, so John and Royce are not speaking anymore. They've had a complete falling out. I don't know enough about that to save whether they are not. Okay, because you never hear about Royce anymore. The who was the co-host of his show for so long. And then he's just not even brought up. So he's always a good sign when the last co-host, like there's nowhere to be seen or heard from or anything. Oh, yeah.

I mean, this has happened time and time again with Stuttering John. He had no castler who won't talk to him anymore. He had me pissed, Ellie. He had that Vince guy who was his attorney, who was gonna sue me, who was really just trolling him the whole time. Ryan, you even tried to tip him off to that.

Can I ask Ryan a question? Yeah, sure, go ahead, Will. It was the thing, was it just initially, like to work with John? I imagine like with everybody, it's like, hey, I wanna work with this guy, who I grew up listening to on the Stern Show, right? Like in who I... Exactly, and I'm on the West Coast, so I don't usually get to work with this guy who I grew up listening to on the Stern Show, right? Like in who I.

Exactly. And I'm on the West Coast, so I don't usually get to interact with anybody from the Stern Show. So, you know, being able to tweet him and having him send me, he would send me DMs like, hey, can you Photoshop this for me? And I'm like, dude, I used to listen to you, you know, constantly every day. And now he's asking me like, help him out on Twitter. It was really, you know, it was interesting.

Yeah. It wasn't really. It wasn't like we had a good back and forth. Everything was, hey, can you do this for me? Can you do this? Can you draw this person? Can you, you know, do this? Not dispute me on Twitter or that kind? Did you, first of all, I understand that a lot.

Like when you meet these dudes from that you were grew up being a fan of, it's like, it's, you know, some of them live up to like what you want them to be. And other times you're like, oh my god, like I can't get away from that. I'm fast enough. Yeah. John takes full advantage of people who used to enjoy him

and look up to him. He did the same thing with Heather W. And if your attorney is listening, John, then please dispute this. I'd love to hear your side of this because I know exactly what you do with Heather W and I know exactly what you did with everybody Ryan here.

Yeah, it's a common thing. Yeah, it's a thing that like, that's why Kumia was like, he's like everything, he's like as funny as you want him to be. He's like a nice guy as you want him to be. And it's like, a lot of people, not everyone lives up to that sort of thing, but I was wondering, did you ever meet him

or was it all through Zoom and Twitter and stuff? I saw him at a comedy show before we started like interaction and just had him sign a copy of Howard Stern's book. And then I saw him at the comedy show he did where I thought he'd be like, oh, good to see you or, you know, nice to get talking to you or thanks for coming and he goes, did you bring any weed? The first thing he said to me, so.

Very standard dickhead. And he said that at that show, I brought Stuttering John merchandise to be signed, which I think is hilarious in his ovens, so I'm going some guy that he showed up with. Like what does that even mean? But it was John that brought back of eight by 10. Yeah, no. Yeah, John brought his LPs that he sold and signed for $20 each. And it was funny because he's like,

even Dunkleman was like, what, you're signing you're selling LPs like it was such a random thing. It's, that's what I was curious about because it's really funny when you when you meet someone who is like your hero and then there's like this time there's like a first time you put their number in your phone and then they call you and you're like oh my god like I can't believe you know like this person's calling me and then there's like another moment like a month later where you're like if this fucking person calls me one more time It's so funny. It's like you went from like you're like if Stuttering John calls me one more time I

Going to John bottom of a fucking window and you can't That the fact that he's doing rants on me on his show like who likes mark p These people in his chat don't care, you know who I am You know they don't care to hear about crying Ryan and what he says on Reddit, you know It's just it's super weird, you know out of all the people I think John was the easiest to just you know like Have it turned out this way, you know like another person. They would just be like who the fuck cares You know I'm moving on, you know he was my mod and now who cares? But what's John it's turned into this personal vendetta?

Well, and I gotta give Ryan credit because after that video where he's threatening Ryan with legal action and he says, you know, I want to take care of this stuff, the New York way, but I got too much going on, you know, saying he was gonna kick his ass and wonder where else. He even says,

the New York, he goes crazy. He'll give you my address, you're cutting my house, Ryan. We'll talk about this. So Ryan called the guy. He's like, all right, let's talk. So tell that story. Yeah, so I just thank you to the guy who posted it in the subreddit because I don't watch his show anymore.

I can't stand it. And I was like, just blown away by him saying to the ad my address and everything. And we can settle it like gentlemen. So I had his number and I've never doxed him or anything like that. I kept his number. He called the one time that we spoke before and I called him up and got his voice mail immediately left a message saying that you have my number and you have my address. So, you know, you

can find me and he called me back. It was very strange. He first had me like verify who I was and which you would think the number would have done that. I think maybe he was buying time for Sean to get on the phone call because he has another guy record it. Right. So, but who knows, I can't, you know, say that for sure. And I just kind of, you know, went back and forth with them just because like, again, saying like, who, I'm like, you need to move on.

You need to get a life. You need to not look at Reddit. You need to not look at the discord because he accused me of stuff that was only in the Discord. You know, like, who's looking at that? Why are they telling you this? This is high school drama, you know, like, do your show, move on, you know, and it was just really surreal and he just kept trying to argue with me and finally I'm like, and he started winding about something, I'm like, uh, perpetually the victim.

And he goes, what? Oh, fuck you perpetually the victim. And he goes, what? Oh, fuck you and hung up. And I'm so happy for you, Ryan. Good for you. I know Ryan to stand up guys. Like, dude, I did all this work for you. And meanwhile, John's that the kind of guy who's gonna be like,

dude, you've helped me out so much. I'm gonna throw you a special thing or, you know, here's some tickets to the show. Like, Ryan had a pay for everything. Even though he was also helping him out. He had a pay for his merchandising. He had a pay for everything, even though he was also helping him out, he had a pay for his merchandise, he had a pay for tickets to go see him, do you stand up, it's like, what the fuck?

It has been said online that I like paid to be his mod, I did not pay to be his mod. I did, however, buy merchandise, while I was his mod that you would think that he might have been like willing to give me for free. You might not have paid with money, Ryan, but it sounds like you fucking paid. Yeah, indeed. You paid with your soul, motherfucker.

So Ryan shared with me a DM that John sent him that said, I'm very surprised at the stuff I saw on Reddit. Now, if anyone's a liar, it's Stuttering John who claims all the time I never go to Reddit, I don't read Reddit. He's in our discord, he's in Reddit, and whether it's HockeyPock who's pulling screen grabs or whatever, he's still reading Reddit either way. So, what were you writing on Reddit that got John all upset, right? Uh, that first time, I think I had meant someone asked about what happened to Royce, and I

just put what I thought was the, basically, from what I knew what had happened. And then they started fudgical in the, he's in the discord right now. Started asking me more questions, just curious, and I started answering them, telling my story. Not putting a spin on it, not lying, not being, slanderous or lifeless.

But, uh, just, you know, basically saying what happened. And that was the thing that he, you know, set him off. Like, it's so weird that his first instinct is, people are gonna lie about me. What motivation would anyone have to go around lying about Suthering John, he's such a loser sack of shit. You can just tell the truth that it's, I'm gonna see entertaining.

Why would you pause it and make up fucking stories about this loser? It doesn't make any sense to me. With Strangers on his podcast, he said stuff that's way worse than I could ever say. Like he said, he hired a plumber and the plumber wouldn't come into the house until John cleaned the litter box. And then when the plumber got to the kitchen, he told them to hire a different plumber because the guy needed to get down on the floor and the kitchen was so disgusting. Like John said that with no like thought, hey, maybe I shouldn't tell that story. No, that's a good point.

When Heather was on here, she's like, oh yeah, every time I talked to John, he'd be really drunk like every day. And I was like, well, do you know that for a fact? She's like, oh yeah, no, he talks about how he drinks 18 beers every single day. So go, okay, he says that on the show. I guess we can say that. That's fine.

The only footage I've seen from him in the past couple of years, he's been drinking beers and talking about how many beers he's trying to be so proud of himself. So then Ryan, you actually had me ban someone in the discord who was doxing you, and I assume that was either John or maybe Hockey put Hockey Puck up to it. Well, what was funny is on the phone call, I pointed out that I've had my address texted to me anonymously. I had a phone call that was spoofed of my local police department with a recording message

that told me to look out my window. And I got a wake up call at 3 a.m. from a stupid website. And I got that person trying to dox me in the discord. And when I brought that up to John, he's like, that's not me. I'm like, you know, person trying to dox me in the discord. And when I brought that up to John, he's like, that's not me. I'm like, what? So it's a coincidence. Yeah. I'm just starting to dox me. Oh, well, okay. So this brings up something that I think we can connect some dots on. So we know for a fact that John tells his moderators to go ahead

and fuck with people. He has sent, he has sent you notes saying to troll. How many different, like what different people has he told you to troll? Chris Emeyer, Mitch Vittel, the Goldberg guy, the director that he was arguing with. Jason Alice. Yeah, Jason Alice, right. Yeah. So John tells people to troll people, but at the same time, John is using sack accounts to troll them himself This is something that John denies on his show and he's a fucking liar I saw the back and forth between him and Ryan where he told Ryan to troll someone Ryan writes back and says I think Yankee fan is doing a good enough job, you know wink wink

I know that you and John's like, oh, how'd you know that was me? Don't tell anyone Yankee fan Get this get this well. He's got these two soccer counts one's Yankee fan the other ones maple leaf fan and Both of these Really creative both of these accounts all they do is talk about how amazing Cedric John is, and all they do is rip out people who don't like him. Well, wow. I mean, of course. That's right. What are the chances?

Yeah. One time, I had a guy one time log into like every member of his family's Facebook account to send me an angry letter. Like, it was like all the same letter from like, and everyone had the same last name. He was like his wife, his daughter. Oh my God. The Maple Leaf fan tweets, it's so obviously John, like the way it's all written and everything. It's just like a drunk John who's in rage at his couch, sitting in filth.

Just recently. He did a thing where he was like, oh John, you know, I'm really, that sucks about all those trolls you have. And then John logged in and said, hey man, don't worry about it. And then the John logged in with the other captain was like, oh no, you don't deserve that.

And John's like, hey, thanks for being a fan. It's like just picturing that? Just picturing that happening. Like it, yeah, it's terrible. That's the definition of a loser. That's the definition of a loser. No, it's not guys. It's the Melinda system.

And you gotta fucking it. All those personalities are in the job. Yeah. The Melinda system, yeah, Maple Leaf fan is such a jerk, but really supports his friend, John. I think it's funny how the reason why he's so paranoid and the reason why he thinks everyone is such a piece of shit is the same way, like someone who cheats on their husband, always thinks their husband is cheating on him. Yeah, it's because he's actually a protection. Exactly. way like someone who cheats on their husband always thinks their husband is cheating on that.

Yeah, it's because. Exactly. Exactly. It's like they must be doing what I'm doing. So they're doing what I'm doing. I'm fucked because I'm a pe... You know what I'm saying? It's like it's a cycle.

Yeah. And it's not difficult to figure this shit out well. I mean, I'm not saying that you're not a student person, but it takes a couple of episodes. No, I mean, it takes a couple of episodes. I want credit for that psychological observation of a Freudian level that I just fucking discovered right there. Guys, sometimes I think people are mean because they hate themselves. All right.

Go figure. Ryan, you said you had a fun story that you wanted to tell. I don't know anything about yet. Oh, yeah. So back when John and Royce were doing their show, they started talking about how they were trying to get Jackie, joke man, to come on and do his own show that they could put behind their pay wall

and make some more money with Jackie. And when they were talking about him, Royce and John would just like trash him. They would just be like, oh, Jackie's, you know, Jackie, he's, you know, can't see the good stuff. He's holding himself back. He's this. He's that. They would tell like stories that you shouldn't be, you know, saying about someone you're trying to court for a, you know, show. And so I emailed Jackie and I put timestamps and links and transcripts saying, you know, hey, just so you know, this guy who's trying to get you to do a show is bashing you, you know, publicly on this podcast. So Jackie thanked me and then

Royce didn't hear anything from him and nothing came of it. And then a few months later, John announces that he's doing a show with Jackie doing a tour with Jackie and Mitch Vatel. And it was funny because he announced that with that they had no dates booked, like they had just decided they were gonna do a tour and he already started announcing it. Yeah, so Jackie was like, yeah, Jackie was like, hey, you know, it's a little premature. What are you doing? You know, we haven't even booked anything. Let's, you know, keep, why are you doing this talking about it. And again, John Royce started bashing Jackie. Oh, Jackie doesn't know what's better. Pre-promotion. It's, you know, what it's the right thing to do. Jackie's an idiot. Jackie, this. So again, I emailed Jackie, and saying, hey, you know, I'd love to see a show with you and John and Mitch Fattell, but just you know, this guy Royce and Jack and John are just trashing you publicly, constantly, you know,

knowing or not expecting that Jackie would ever hear about it. And then, so Jackie said something about it, and John got super upset, and was like, well those are just trolls sending, you know, Jackie the wrong information. When, in fact, I just send in transcripts of it and everything. And then Mitch heard what John and said, and was like, you know, you're being really mean and hurtful to Jackie for no reason.

I don't want to have anything to do with you either. So that ended that. John didn't know I have, you know, contact with Jackie. But then it's funny. His his Maple Leaf fan account tweeted at Mr. Bell, calling him a loser and saying, oh, you said mean and hateful things about Stuttering John, but you're worried about him saying mean and hateful things about Jackie Martling. Like no one else except John would treat that. Inside thing, no one, no, you know, like, when I saw that, I just cracked up because I was like, yeah, you know, you should post that in the discord because I know you have that, that tweet, that's fucking funny. That's funny. What an idiot. Oh, like, you know, what's funny about that?

Is it John? the thing about John that I've learned is that he never learns his lesson. He does something that fails and he does it over and over again. That pre-promotion thing, he was going to do a comedy tour with Ron Jeremy and Brian Dunkelman and they posted it out. They're like, this comedy tour and then instead of having dates, it said email us to book it. Like, well, that's all that's works. That's all that's works at all you idiots. He's like, I got so much heat. Someone just wants to hire me. We just got to wait till we just got to put the word out.

So I assume, Ryan, because you're on the show and everyone knows about it, that Nikki B and Hockey Park and Mark P, they're all wishing to this right now. There's still currently mods for Stuttering John. And do you have any advice for these people? I really don't know what their end of the game is, you know, like for a while, I was like, oh, you know, John, he's going to like introduce me to, there's a lebs. Maybe I'll go to Jalen, I was garage with him, like he took other random people, you know, and by the end, I realized it's strung and phone calls with John, you know, like that's that's that's

the thing. And I don't know. Whoa, right there. I have a family, you know, I don't have time to be guns, you know, shoulder to cry on or whatever. I'm doing for him. That's a show title. I wish. I'm gonna say, I'm done. I'm not gonna be worried about John anymore. I'm moving on. So if John wants to send me a cease and assist or some other ridiculous waste of money, no need. So, all right, we'll get right. Ryan, man, show business, man, right? So, after chickens, man, it's hard in here, man. You're It's hard in here man. You got to meet your heroes.

Look what happened. Got a no one to get out. You and Hockey Park didn't get along all that well. What's his deal? He seems like a normal dude. I don't know where he, how he first interacted with John. I don't remember him back in the chat rooms back when we became mods. We became mods at the same time.

He made both of us. And I let him, you know, he was pretty quick. He blocked people a lot faster than me. So they're like, that was fine. But then he was kind of an idiot on Twitter. So I just blocked him. And then John was upset that I blocked him. Like by making us both mods, he made us friends. You know, it was a really weird disc. There. So, you know, I assume the guy, I have no idea, I guess he has free time. Like, I did think about it.

If I was younger and had less responsibilities, I would maybe still put up with, you know, John's crap, you know, with this idea that maybe it'll turn into something, but I'm a lot older and wiser now, and I know that it's going nowhere. So, look at him. One of the things that you told me was,

John does not use YouTube. I mean, we all know that. He's very confused by the internet and technology. So at one point, he was trying to do something on YouTube. He couldn't figure out. He wanted to give you his login credentials to YouTube so that you would do it for him. And you're like, that's not a good idea, John.

I'm gonna get your Gmail. I'm gonna get everything. This is good. I'm gonna get Google if you do that. Please don't do that. And that was, that was a warning sign to me because I'm like, he's gonna get this out to someone who's gonna screw him over. He's not a good judge of characters sometimes.

So I'm listening to the episode last week and he had Scott DePace, Doug Goodstein, Mike Gange, and Steve Guerrilla, I was this big Howard Stern reunion show that he was doing. And of course, because he thinks that YouTube is screwing him over and stealing his audience away from him, he's all concerned about the videos being set for children or not. It's a big thing on YouTube now.

And so immediately he puts his mods to work. And this is, I clipped this from two different places in the beginning of the show. And as soon as he sees one of his mods there, he puts them to work. Nicky B. Nicky, if you can, please check and make sure that it's not for children.

I already checked, but if you want to check, please do. I just want to show it how can it's what, the 25, please make sure in my settings that it's not for kids, because I get perched by YouTube, because somebody, I don't know, something happens and it changes.

These are unpaid interns for lack of a better term to use. And it's just constantly telling them to do shit for them. It's not their job. It's not what mods. It's crazy that they both have access to his account to do that. And that he still thinks that that's happening. Like his, his explanation for that is so funny. Like he's forgetting to set it to kid mode. So midway through the show, it's kicking random people out, but not like everyone, you know, like he's so confused with what's going on on YouTube that's hilarious.

Oh my God, he's so, he's so fucking stupid. He's so bad at running a show too. So he has these guys on to talk about the good old days on Howard Stern, and of course, he makes everything about him. Every single on to talk about the good old days on Howard Stern and of course he makes everything about him Every single thing they talk about including Scott to pace meeting his wife and Doug Goodstein meeting his wife He takes credit for both of these things and so I called information and got the number Talked yeah, but okay, but you matter thanks to me

Sure, I'll give you that much. Doug Goodstein has a similar story. His first date with his wife was on a date with me. Who interviews people like that? Why don't you tell the story about how I set you up with your girlfriend, huh? I mean, I can hear some butt lights trying to fight their way out of the stomach. All right, so you can hear him swallowing down like, oh, fuck it. I won't vomit for the test today. It's not going to happen.

So John has to make it seem like everything that happened on the Stern Show is because of him. And he talks about how he discovered a lot of the whack packers. Yeah, hand in beadled you's probably. Beadled you say, I sort of discovered in that, you know, downstairs he was outside doing the tossing. I said, and then I told Gary about it.

Well, I discovered quite a few of those guys. So good, Doug Goodstein's telling the story about how we discovered Beel juice. And John instead of saying like, oh, really what was going on? Because I discovered whack packers too. And then he tells the story about how we discovered Beetlejuice. And John instead of saying like, oh really, what was going on? Because I discovered Wack Packers too. And then he tells the story about how he discovered Jeff the drug. Yeah, God.

Sorry, no, go ahead and play that clip. It ties on. Yes, this is so funny. Because it's like, well, how did you discover these Wack Packers, John? And here's the answer. I'll tell you what I said. I can't really take credit for. And that's Jeff the drunk.

Because he would call in. And for nine months, every Jeff the drunk because he would call in and for nine months every show, Scott, I would walk in and go, how would you should really pick up my nine, Jeff the drunk. The guy is like, you know, and how we would never pick him up. And I would try every day took nine months before he finally picked it up. He was the phone screener. He's the headling. He's discovering that people, the guy was the phone screener. He's asking his discovery. The people the guy

was calling into the show. Also like telling someone to do something for nine months and then then doing it. That doesn't mean like you got them to do it. It just means like they ran and we picked up a call after nine months. That's a good point. The

fact that took nine months means that you had no authority there. No entrusted your judgment. I knew that this alcoholic guy I somehow found some humor in a down and out alcohol. I don't know what it was. This show was so long it was like two and a half hours long and John is talking about his time in the tonight show. He's telling them about how he was on the tonight show and shit like something you're like okay whatever, whatever, John, you're the best. Moving on. They talked about a time when Gary played a prank on him and said he was fired. And John got really upset

about this. And now he's trying to pretend that he was in on it all along and he gets called out, which is funny. The whole time you was, it was probably a bit, but I had to fake that I was really upset. I swear I knew. Oh, I'm feeling right. You were ready to start crying. What are you asking? That's how good of an actor I am. Oh, right.

So John's saying, yeah, no, I was acting. That's how good I am. They all start laughing at him. So then Ganges says, are you still getting residuals from, dude, where's my car?, Suddaring John was in and John makes a quick joke and then listen to Grillo. He calls him out here And I got to get Grillo some credit on this one. Wait, do you still get paid for that? How much is your residual for that? I think I'm down to 32 cents Which is still more than I got on the stern show What about one too many?

Yeah, hey, hey, uh, Scott, do you remember when he had to change the subject as quick as possible when one too many was brought up, which was a movie that John wrote and starred in that was a disaster. One of my favorite art equates is that John is overacting on the poster. What too bad is so bad it's got Jeff Ross is like his buddy and his only mission is to like have a threesome. It's the stupidest privacy. You think this Adam Sandler, he's playing guitar and singing it. It's so embarrassing.

Oh, I think I've seen it. I think I like saw it way back in the day. We didn't even come out years ago like like 2008. 10 years ago. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Exactly. All right. Couple of other things I wanted to play from the show that I thought were fun. The fact that these guys call out John for being the cheapest asshole ever, I believe this completely. John, every time 99 out of 100 times you see him at a bar. Buh, buh, buh, buh, why me a beer? Never buy this one back. Hey, you know, if I get tabs on how much money John owes me,

hey, John, why me 10 bucks? John probably owes me thousands at this point. Oh, you just know that's what it's about. By the way, John does not even try to deny this because he knows it is true. He's a mooch. Because he's planning on asking for more at the end of the fucking call. Hey guys that was a really good show you want to buy me a 12 pack. Yeah I got a real though. I can use 100. I love this Scott DeFace is on the show because him and John do not get along all that well and so DeFace calls him out what John does is he has about 15 jokes that he's written

and throughout his entire life. And he uses them over and over and over again. If he wasn't to a show, if he see a stand up, anything he does, he shoves in the same jokes. And Scott to pace calls him on this. He's talking about, Scott to pace is talking about his daughter that just passed away. And I guess he had a dog before that. But wait, was was cookie before or after the one that you named after David Duke? Oh my God.

John, that joke never worked 25 years ago. But he still uses this thing. That was right after Duke. I love that someone finally called out John. He always cracks himself up the most when he tells the same joke over and over. He reminds me of a few guys I know i mean he sounds like a lot of old comedians you know they mean who are just that they can loss their fastball but they still want to act like they they

still want to act like dickheads and like that boss people around and kinda sort of pretend to be like a big shot you know he's like he's like almost like i like i'd like a kid who's had too much sugar pretending to be what he thinks a big shot is. Well, that's the funny thing about Settering John is that he was never a big shot. And so when he was on the Howard Stern show, he was the stunt boy. He was the intern, he was the stunt boy.

That's what they paid him for is to make an ass of himself and they'd all laugh about it. So John goes to Scott to pace and he goes, Hey, remember that time when you told me I was hilarious? I'm, he loves to do this type of thing. Remember that time I was hilarious on this, on this turn show? So John brings this up and I gotta play these two clips for you because it's so funny.

You once told me and I'll never forget it after the, that hour show, which is one of my favorite hours. And that was the hour where I talked about Arty's diet, Arty's, what are you ordered at steak and shake and, and Columbus, Ohio? And then it changed to my arms. That gets story. And I'll never forget when I walked out.

You said to me, John, that was my top 10 favorite moments on the show. It really was. Who interviews someone like that? Like, could you imagine if one old had a guess, I was like, I saw me do stand up. What was the favorite joke that I did? Could you recall my funny show? But the buzz word about this, the payoff of this is the reason why it was funny is not

because John is a funny person. It was a story where you were drinking some orange juice out of the refrigerator and it turns out there were maggots bottom up. And you couldn't get to the word maggots. You kept going, there was some orange juice in the animal. And then I went, boom, I kept doing that face and we were like, what? You did what?

And then you eventually got it out and it was just, it was hilarious. Arty was going crazy. I was literally crying while I'm trying to direct the show. So Arty was goofing on John. And that's why it was a funny bet. Yeah, it's not like it's like this moment of great radio where your stutter was really really really bad that day You were amazing that day. You were such an idiot. It was great. Yeah, I'm laughing our ass

All right, I should promote John stand-up gigs in Florida He's got those coming up the end of February. Hopefully he can crash with Richie Wilson Unless of course it's a school night for Richie's kids. That's right, John I know more shit about you than you realize you fucking pathetic loser. I hope your lawyer explains this part of the show to you. You should have taken your roast and stride you fucking moron. I bet he represents himself and he's just listening to it. I don't know.

I don't know if he knows how to listen to podcasts. I'm not even sure. Ryan, thanks so much for coming on, buddy. We really appreciate it. Thanks for supporting the ATP. Ryan, it was nice to meet you, man. Yeah, you too, well, thanks. If I ever get invited to Jay Leno's garage,

you're my fucking plus one. I hope you get on it. Thank you. Maybe we should start sucking up to John. He's got that Leno in. I'm sure Leno loves having John and his buddies around at his mansion. I have no Leno connection. I'm sure you just love that.

Oh, Will, what have we done today, my friend? I think we hit some highs. I think we made fun of some mentally ill people and we had some yawks. We did. We talked about the true bell system. We talked about man skate. We talked about Opie talking about Anthony. Governor Cuomo, Godhead. We had a bit of a swing and a miss with the Governor Cuomo Opie conversation, but that's

fine. You know, we can we can give it out and we can play. And then I think Ryan, I found that interesting. And I heard like the inside, you know, you don't really think about who mods are and like what the drama behind being a mod is and Ryan got a fucking taste of it. That's for sure Yes, and I can't believe that John keeps finding these people he shits all over them He shits them out one of the time the people who help him out and like hell sparks will be the next one They put so much effort into helping out John John gives nothing back in return And they all ended just like going I'm done with this guy. I can't deal with it anymore and John never fucking learns his lesson

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Let's keep it on the DL. Well, dude, thank you so much for coming on the show again. I really appreciate it. You've given us all the way. If you are shopping for a car, like I recommend one, they are great cars, like I'm just saying. You know, if you're buying a Honda. I look really happy.

This producer Chris drives a Honda. That drive one. I drove one before the gang and I drive one after. There. That's the energy you want to wrap up a show right there. And while you're driving the Honda, why not take some of the pubic cars off with man-scaped? You know, some of those, uh, Honda's had like the vacuum right in the van, right? That's CRV's. The CRV vacuum. So you can back up your pubes. It's, um, I would, uh, I, I have nothing to say about that.

That was Carl, not me saying that, but I will say, I, I, I like actually, I'm like, seeing my contract whizzed by my head right now. I'm just like, I'll take seeing my contract with buying my head Oh take out whenever you need me to take out funny don't frown Just just believe the name of the car company. There's gonna be a lot of editing going on tomorrow morning Don't you worry about that. Well, well, thanks again, buddy. I really appreciate you coming on Thank you guys, dude. We'll do it again sometime Give me more crap to listen to. Beautiful. We'd love to have you back.

Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is full for you. Mm. OK.

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Makes no sense. Subreddit news with correspondent Vlad Broad, who's not Jen. Gammer and WV writes, even the goat has some off days, middling episode. Didn't hate it, but the Gourley and Rust podcast was just way too boring in a way that can't be funny. Last week's podcast was also boring, but highly entertaining for some reason.

Carl, this week, Crosse referenced the two episodes and see what went wrong. Enter Edgar Gorg's admits, yeah, making fun of boring podcasts is pointless. There's no funny clip that can be brought up and laughed at. The better episodes mock delusional podcasts. Next Grotto says,

Andy always has a good performance, unlike Carl. At least, that's what Jen told me. Some kind of cave demon opines. I love that Carl just can't keep away from musical episodes. Thankfully, it's way funnier and less cringey to hear Stuttjo, Shamus, and unfunny UCB comedians being the ones watching songs. He's found the mark.

Fudgecle 2018. Carl believes he can fly. McGruber had this to say regarding CJ, the crippled Jesus segment was straight up embarrassing, recording a zoom class and broadcasting it crossed a line, not to mention how stupid CJ and Carl made themselves look by knocking the subject material in the least intelligent way possible. And CJ replies,

Hello, Professor, I'm glad you're a fan of the show. Marsha's can't help but claim, See? I told you guys that he sucks, but Gammer and WV asks, he bleeped out all the names. How did that cross a line? Gangrenicly reports this,

John C. DuVorek thinks Sophia Franklin is a genius. That is all. And Standard T isn't afraid to say, Matt Gourley is the best, and bring back Clia. Hi, Casey. Carl, can you hear me? I can hear you. How's it going? Oh, I'm great. How are you?

This is your first appearance since you've demonstrated your 28G's, which are very controversial. Yeah, apparently. A lot of people. I don't know what my own broad size is. A lot of people, and I'll just say it, men, think they understand broad sizes, but are the women do.

That's, it's really amazing. But, look, it's a problem where, I, you know, when I believe me, they're not huge. Like I never really were gigantic, but I'm like very petite. So they're just big for the rest of my body. What does the G stand for if not gigantic? Yeah, well, it just stands for 10 inches

reference between my rib cage and my full bus. The way you say that turns everybody on. Yep. Those 10 inches give me five. Alright. Look, as much as I love being here, I'd much rather be on a canoe right now, but it is raining and it's cold, so. Yeah, the case he wasn't going to be on the show today and that

our plans change and unfortunately, this is our fallback plan. So this is this is my plan B for Saturday. All right. What do we got? We got a new reviews to go through any funny ones. I mean, there's, yeah, some they're all they're all pretty all right I guess that's here first one first one is what is the agenda by Val 17b I was looking for a new podcast listened to in the morning and this is not

it there are no great questions answered and things go on way too long after the sign off there's a whole second half of show. Maybe spend more time on the Sophia with an F and less time stroking your listeners. That's a fun one. I like the in the morning reference from Noah Jenda. I'm assuming that's a five star review. Yes, that was a five star. Very nice.

Excellent. Wow, like bar and a B. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm sorry, I'm sorry Casey, you do an Andrew Cuomo. Can you come on next week? Why do you wear a match, Opie? See, it's memorable. You know, people say I don't like that side, but they remember the hook. It's very memorable for the wrong reasons. What do you think that review was, Carl? I don't know. I've kind of... It was a one-star review. So, the show really is on funny. Alright, fair enough. Yep. Absolutely. Next one. Alright, I'll not editorialize you're just here to

read the reviews. I'm not agree with them. Alright, alright, next one. I miss OP by OP's wife's boyfriend and parentheses, not the co-host Patrick Michael and stuttering John Melinda's I miss OP by OP's wife's boyfriend and parentheses not been. The co-host Patrick Michael and Stuttering John Melinda's hardly ever played clips of that guy, Carl. I miss the other co-host, Greg OP Hughes. He was a hoop. Very good, I like that.

That's a five star. Yeah, absolutely. All right, people are starting to get the hang of this. That's good. And the last one, too many words by Luis Hardin, the sensual percussive groove of their bags of slap-in while they shill ball trimmers and magic coffee is all music to my ears. I even enjoy when they say the R word repeatedly, obviously dog whistle calling for the genocide of the mentally disabled slowly but ruthlessly finishing the work of Carl's uncle Adolf. It's just the other words they say that I've got a problem with. I like that review.

I think it's one that reminded me that crippled Jesus has a little issue that's happened to him since coming on the show last week. And I'll just plug that he is going to be on the Dix show, which records tomorrow will be on Tuesday, and I think he's gonna explain everything that's going on with him and his professor and his college from the fallout of coming out W-A-T-P, so that'll be fun to find. Oh no. Yeah.

He hasn't even told me yet. I asked him, he's like, oh, I'll talk about it at that deck like fine. Oh wait. Biggest room. Oh, also I think he's, here's what I'll talk about it that deck like fine. Oh wait. Biggest true. Oh, also I think he's, here's what I don't get with my buddy tab. And we got to get tab on the show as well.

So we'll make that happen. Let's listen to some voicemails real quick. This was actually for Vic who I thought was gonna be on the show today, but the last minute Casey came to the rescue. I asked if she wanted to do it together. Yeah, I threw that out. Answer me.

Well, she didn't answer me. She just asked me what would happen if I fell off of the canoe. Your shirt would get wet. I told her that never happened to me before, so. You got to have a root-tox conversation. That was the entirety of our conversation. It's pretty hot. All right.

Yeah, so great. Hey, Carl. This is the guy who's been sitting in Vic weird rambling games for the record. I'm not actually autistic. But I did want to correct something about last week's episode. Mark David Chapman called in and left a voicemail. And you put kind of Andy for picking these a real person. Well I just wanted to point out Mark David Chapman

is a real person. He's the guy who murdered John Lennon. I know. So that might explain why he first kissed over the Beatles. I got the joke anyway. You thought I'd point that out All right, tell me that I mean, obviously I knew that My point was it that wasn't actually him calling in alright What I gotta explain myself to everybody no one understands you Carl. No one understands me Casey's story in my life this next boy's mouth is actually a really good idea if this was executed life this next boy's now is actually a really good idea if this was executed better I think it'd be pretty sweet Oh shit brother man the tit of an old man whose podcast of land Profits from he's dead Cuban friend brother. Ma'am. That's well done

That's so to be how about poorly executed. That was amazing Okay, you know what you're right my expectations were the entire band in the background and karaoke style But yes, that was a pretty close. He knew that was a ween song. She'd probably watch a SpongeBob or something. That's right. No, I am a ween fan though. What? Wow, Casey, your boobs just got bigger. It's amazing. Yeah, I'm a Beatles fan, a Ween fan. What else do you need, Carl? Seriously, I'm sold.

And when you don't have better shit to do, you come on the show, which we really appreciate. Thanks. I'm glad we're your second choice. Fucking weekends in a row of shitty cold rain. In February, it's supposed to be the best month of the year here. Oh, stop it. Speaking of the weekend, this next color wants to talk about that, too. Hey, Carl, you're a music guy, so I just wanted to call in outline and disturbing trend that I'm noticing. You should be, day after the Super Bowl, go on the internet and find hundreds

of videos by insane people talking about Illuminati symbolism during the Surveillance Show. Well, they have to do well, they go online, not a single video or post about how the weekend drinks baby blood. What is holding on? Why can't I hear about how the weekend is doing satanic rituals like he has access to some occult knowledge and is in just some fucking dumbass who does coke all day every day.

Bring back crazy illuminati videos now. I think the answer is, this isn't Jay Z we're talking about, it's the weekend, he's not in the illuminati. I love those videos though I do too. There's also the screwing people that think that everyone famous is transgender they're called trans investigators. Oh I'm not familiar with this. I even think that Donald Trump is trans. Really? That's how insane they are. It's so amazing. It's the funniest I've ever seen. They look so into their weird corner of the internet. What do they think about Michelle Obama? They have an opinion on that person? They were surprisingly. They

think that she's just gender actually. What? These people are crazy. I don't know. I was making a joke. I know. Hey, Tucker Dixon wants to talk to you, Casey. He's one of the people who doesn't believe. Hey, Carlos, Tucker Dixon here. I've been very closely reviewing that picture of Casey. And here's where I can tell you the 28 May, the G. I don't know about those are some solid looking can but G I don't know if those are G come on. They're all out of me Casey. I like this I stare at them all the time. I don't believe you that those are G's. Those

are probably D's maybe double D's. You want to post more evidence of all for it Anyway, talk her out We do need different angles. We we are going to need different angles so that we can do our own research on this because it is controversial Yeah, I you know if you go on Like a website that has like Extras of women wearing bras that fit them correctly. So you can help decide if your bras fit you correctly. Because it took me a really long time

to find a bra that fit me correctly. And you'll see other people with like narrow rib cage, like 30 and 28 Gs and Fs and stuff. Well, they're not gigantic tits. It's just like at a certain narrow ribcage, there's just a bigger difference between your ribcage and your busted. They're not big, they're not huge. They're just like Casey.

I don't know. You just managed to make your boobs boring. I cannot believe you just pulled that off because they're not boring in any way I think I think I think that was his point All right This is how you get your voice mail played everybody. It was going on Carl

Everybody's calling in about The music special and hating it. Well, let me tell you something. I didn't like it at first. I actually turned it off. It always like, this is terrible. But I turned it back on and I actually listened to it, thrusted it away through. And I really enjoyed it. So all those other people can go fuck themselves.

Keep it up, Carl. That's a smart gentleman right there. He's a very smart guy. All right, here's a of them about cripple Jesus. Carl, you mother fucker pulling a Duncan truss along your own goddamn show. You tried to bring cripple Jesus in like four fucking times and then you bring in some dumb cunt talking about the inauguration. Fuck you. Call me back. I guess I teased cripple Jesus to wait. I was was getting too excited about it as i had it myself

i met at the so still trying to learn all right so during john's attorney called in w a t p w a t p yes this is stuttering john molland does i mean this is the legal team representing stuttering John Mollendez.

Word has gotten back to me that Trucker Andy has been trashin' my kid. I mean, trashin' my client's kid. Andy, if true, if true, look, look, I'm a nice guy. I'd never trash nobody. I'd never threaten nobody. I mean, mytten nobody. I mean my client would never tretten nobody. Just look, look, I got friends in high places, all right? That's all I'm going to say. People who trash my

kids, I mean people who trash my clients kids, they tend to end up with broken legs, okay? I got enough of my plate already. We're fucking YouTube, sensor and the liberal talk shows. I don't need to trash my kid Andy you are here by ordered to see some dismiss trash in my kids I'm the penalty of imprisonment by the FBI and broken legs Okay

You've been you've been warned Gagia That's a guy who that's a guy who knows a lot You've been you've been you've been warned Yagiyah That's a guy who that's a guy who knows the law right there Absolutely normally I would think that was I'm pretending to be an attorney, but there was too much legal mumbo jumbo in that for me to all the Correct words to believe otherwise Boy my room records called and you know you feel it with my room records it's I am yeah he's great Carl you making fun of that guys stupid ass pizza song it's pretty rich coming from a guy who likes wean call me back come on

pizza so terrible it was so. I knew a girl in Tino liked pizza and a Tony, a lot of the pepperoni. It wasn't a good song. No, it sucked. It's just like it's too long. It's just like pizza. Funny, right? Yeah, it's hilarious. Yeah, for me again, by the way, we just sucked that actually no we've just pretty cool, but we need suck that all right, I love with the ween hate what it is. It's all coming from What do they do? People like to trigger you Carl. Oh, maybe that's what it is. You could be right. Oh

This is my favorite color of all time and he's got he's got a few more tricks up in sleeve, everybody. Come in with it. It's excited. Ben Fred is guy. Also, we've got Ben with us. All right. Last voicemail. This is what W-A-T-P would be if we were a sports show.

Hey, Carl, first first time long time a what the bills got to do is they got to get a better running game alright i mean josh alan made good strides this year suffante is the hell of a receiver but they need to get a better running game if they don't they're just gonna keep getting being the playoffs defense was good this year they got to keep a rest and but they got to find a good running back anyway i

hang up and listen to what you got to say that. All right, keep going. All right, thanks, caller. So Zach Moss got hurt in the first round of the playoffs. Without Zach Moss, they weren't the same team with the running game. Single Terry was not holding up well. He got benched in the championship game.

All right, we're not going to do that. I don't think people want to listen to my sports cash show. I'm guessing. Borscht, do you think it's- Borscht's stupid. I don't know they're talking about ween. Ween, I know I used to play soccer, that was kind of fun.

That would be the one thing I would guess about Casey is that she used to play soccer. It surprises me very little. What is that ween? It's just that it's the sport that all the kids you suck at sports play. And the reason why is because nobody's really singled out.

The ball comes near you, you kick at it, and then everyone just kind of looks like they suck, so it doesn't really matter. Any other sport like baseball, you get to get up to bat. You know, you see how bad you are. The ball comes to you. You have to make the play on it.

Soccer is kind of like a, it's, you know, a good sport for retards. I guess it's my point. I played. I was like, I was even good at it. I played. Well, of course, you did. That's what I mean. That's what I'm talking about. I play soccer. I'm so uncoronated. Oh my god. I run like a retard. That's the next video that we all I want to post on

Patreon. Me running like a great Yes Sounds good Get some confidence team Alright Casey thanks so much for coming out today. It's nice talking to you He has great talking to you too Carl and Chris

Thanks Casey. This is it. Yeah, it's over. Okay. Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here. You know, I can listen to these cold opens and they're never that funny. That's why I don't add into the show. And someday that would remember them as being funny. Oh, we had a fun conversation for the show started and I was a backman. Nope, it was a stupid. It wasn't very good.

We got lips making McGee over here. It doesn't help either. Shush. Getting it out. All right. It is because I'm not funny. Thank you, Vic. That's how hard I have to work to be entertaining

It's more difficult when you're not funny