Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep246 - Just the Tip: The Tinder District Podcast

Episode Date: February 21, 2021

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Let's get into it. They show hosted by Jesse Peterson and Sarah Lee and the last episode they recorded, which was July of 2020, featured this guy named Mac Talisman as well. And I wanted to talk about Max, but real quick, just Jesse Peterson, she considers herself kind of an it girl. She does dating advice, tender advice. She has a website around this. You can, there's a link to her YouTube channel featuring three whole videos.

I guess vlogging didn't really turn out well for her. That wasn't the thing that she was doing a lot of. She also has an only fan's account. Did you pick up on that, Crouch? No, I didn't. She thinks she's very hot. In fact, her Twitter is hot girl Jessie She's very impressed with herself. That's so funny my Twitter is amazing guitarist croak

Everyone's lying on the internet. Yeah, don't figure. Yeah Do you have a clip that maybe sums up the show for you? I do so I listened to the the most recent episode But all my clips are from an episode from March of 2020, right before the lockdowns really started. Okay. This episode was just the two of them, and they were talking about dating, and it was still, you know, whatever,

the old world, I guess. Sure. This is their cold open. This is how they introduce the show. These are experts on dating and sex, and this is my number one, what they have to say about sex. Maybe they wanna do that in terms of like handcuffs

and like punching, not punching. What is it? I love what it might be, and punches me in. Flogging, and slapping, and slapping, and jiggling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So two things, first, it's like the 40-year-old virgin talking about sex. Yeah.

None of that makes any sense right second again That was their cool open that was their introduction like hey guys get a load of this show We're kind of laughing fun. We talk about getting punched and bad like oh, all right I want to talk about this guy max they have on because max is very important and you know how I know that because he told me yeah Anyway, I'm 27. I am mostly single. Mostly? Well, get some more explanation later. Pretty single, I'm pretty single.

And I'm an actor, writer, and now director. I will be directing my first feature, this coming winter, which I also wrote. And I'm starting and it's called things like this. It's a gay romantic comedy. We have a really exciting cast, which is really thrilling. We have a coming where nominated actor Eric Roberts.

Ooh. We have Charlie Tahan, who's a series regular on Ozark, and a really good friend of mine. I mean, I'm a Nile's tagmire. He dropped! Drop, drop, drop in names. Yeah.

Fuck this guy. So there's a follow-up question to that, which I was curious about too. And he answers the question and listen to how Jesse asks, like, oh yeah, yeah, that makes sense. What was Eric Roberts nominated for? Runaway Train. Oh, okay.

Cool. Yeah, he, yeah. Runaway 1985's Runaway Train. Remember that flick, Rose? Oh, yeah. That big movie that we all know about. I just watched a laser desk last night. I think the reason why that guy's famous

is because his sister is Julia Roberts. That's why Eric Roberts is famous. That's what he should have led with. You know, the sibling that actually has a movie career. Yeah, he's the Frank Stallone. Yes. Emilio. This guy's got Frank Stallone in this movie. And so he's promoting this movie that he's doing this gay romantic comedy

And he says you can follow us on Instagram now remember he said this back in July Mm-hmm. It is now February of the next year. Yeah, there is one Instagram post Hmm on this Instagram. I don't know if the movie's not going well for his waiting for more footage to compile before he starts posting But we'll see. We'll keep an eye out for it. That's amazing. I am a director because I am gonna do this thing. That's what, because I, Kroge, am a tap dancer.

Woo! I'm actually gonna take my first lesson next summer. Jesus, tap dancing, Christ. No. I had no idea. Well, if you think about listening to a show with advice for using Tinder, now I'll explain this in case my mother-in-law's listening.

Tinder is a dating app. Yes. You go on there, you swipe right, you swipe left, and then you hook up, and you have sex with Rando's. That's the promise anyway. I mean, did I explain that pretty fucking well? I think I nailed it. Honestly, I didn't worth that down.

It's just off the top of my head. That's actually word for word, the Wikipedia page. There I go, read it the wiki again. And I thought this was interesting because now you have three people on this show that's by the way, the subtitle of this show is the Tinder district podcast because Jesse Peterson is from DC, the district. And so she is the Tinder district. And that's like her brand. Good Christ. That's what that means. That's what that means. Yes, because even when you said just a tip, I looked it up, there's nine or 10 podcasts called just a tip.

It's not a clever name. No. But this is supposed to be tips for using Tinder. Yeah, and this was the least like, one of them was like stock market tips. Another one was like tips on gardening or whatever. Right, like they all made sense except for this one. Anyway, yeah, go ahead.

I don't know that these people should be giving advice at the music Tinder. And we met on Tinder, which I have since been kicked off. What? We have to Tinder, Tinder. Yeah, Tinder, everyone thinks I'm a catfish. I'm not. Like if any, if Tinder people are listening to this,

I'm genuinely not. Oh, I got the end because I get in fights all the time. I also, that's the one guy, got kicked off for catfishing people. The other chick is getting in fights with people on Tinder. They're both kicked off this platform and they're doing a podcast about how to use it. Yeah.

Now, are you familiar with Raya? Crosch. No. Raya is a dating app for celebrities. Oh, you have to get invited and you have to get approved in order to be on it. All right. And of course, Jesse being the celebrity that she is applied for this. Well, I applied and I saw him and accepted, but I also don't want to be on there.

Well, that's retarded. They want to accept me and I don't even care. I don't want to be in their stupid club. Yeah, I jerk. Yeah, I just applied for it. Let's talk about dating. So it's important to have criteria. Yep. So my number two important to have criteria. Yep.

So my number two is some dating criteria. Yeah, okay. Also, you can tell if they don't have an iPhone and I don't want to go out with a guy who has an Android anymore, I gave it two shots, third strike, you're out. Wow. Okay, that seems a little shallow. Now, these broads have, they have the usual criteria.

I won't date anyone under six feet. You got to have six figure salary, you gotta have a nice house. You can't have an Android. By the way, that's not how a three-strike your out works. That's a two-strike your out. That's a good point. I'm gonna try it twice. Yeah, and I'll try it again.

So three strikes are out. No, that's not how it works. This is a compilation. So in this episode I listened to, they talk about their previous week. So in the last seven days Both of them have gone on several dates. They fucked a couple guys. They've not fucked a couple guys Okay, very active in the social world again. This is just before the lockdowns and everything So this is a compilation of they go to

One of the broads and her friends goes to a Kings game and then the person that they're talking to in the second half is a security guard. So this is number three. When we did you go with the you just went to have a good time with yourself and your friend and free drinks, you know, from these guys who were like treating us. So Ellie and I end up getting our own fucking sweet. Wait, what was the situation that you told them? How did you describe the situation? We were like these guys invited us to come watch the game with them and they ended up being really creepy. I mean, you feel really uncomfortable. Oh wow. I'm gonna just show up to every sporting event and say that So we got our own fucking sweet We got like all this free booze and like some snacks and stuff like yeah, so it ended up being great

So anyone who thinks that there is a just God or that there's order in the universe? You're completely fucking wrong So what we just heard this she goes on Tinder She finds two guys that are like hey, we're going to a Kings game We have our own sweet calm. We'll hook you up with food. We'll hook you up with booze. They go. Yeah They're not they go and they they engorge themselves. They're eating stadium food. They're drinking shit tons of beer Then they're like we're not really with it. They go find a security guard They're like listen we came to this game and these guys are really creepy. And the security guards give them their own personal suite. And then the security guards load

them up with free food and booze and shit. Like, these are awful using people. You know what I mean? Like, oh, I'm just gonna fuck it. I'm getting free. And there's a bit of an experience. Yeah, they're bragging about it. And then their come-upances, they get even nicer accommodations. Right. You know what I mean? I'm hoping that crippled Jesus is Professor, feminist theory professor. Let's see what it is. I think she's a fan. Yeah, I think she looks pretty closely. Hopefully this gets played in court one of these days. What would be different if you were a woman, Kroge? I'd see Kings Games for free in the suite. Okay, I've never once been to a Kings game for free in the suite. And let's talk about what else is different between men and women.

All right, men don't use old pecs. This is my number four, but it's okay when we do it. Okay, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, free of the sweets. And let's talk about what else is different between men and women. All right. Men don't use old picks. This is my number four, but it's okay when we do it. Okay.

And I'm going to October Fest this year. So I was like, oh my gosh, you'll have to give me advice. He's like, yeah, I mean, I went three years ago. And I'm like, well, then all of your pictures are three years old then before you got uglier. Well, you know what? I always should have people for that. But then the other day, I went through my photos

and they're kind of old and I just realized that. But you look the same in your old pictures. It's not that I'm trying to deceive them, but I just having like ever thought to like update my photos. You also don't look different. Shut the fuck up. This one was that thing about updating your photos. I'm sure she's taking photos non-stop every single day.

And she sure lock homes. Well, you took a picture of this, but you have been there three years So your photos are old and now you're ugly and bald and you suck it. Hey, my pictures are six years old But I'm fucking glorious. I can do whatever the fuck I want interesting what is dating success to these women This is my number seven. This is how you know that they know what they're talking. Okay We but it doesn't really go with the guys that you do Yes, it does I dated that last guy for a full month before he was a video that they know what they're talking about. Okay. Wait, but it doesn't really work out with the guys that you do.

Yes, it does. I dated that last guy for a full month before he was a video. Full month, wow, a full month. No, my philosophy is great. It works because I once dated a guy for 30 straight consecutive days. Hello, Groge, she even admits in the episode

that I listened to, that the guy she dates, it always goes very badly. Like I found that I date a lot of Italians from like Philly in New York. And that always ends up going really badly. Why are you giving advice on dating when it always goes really badly and successes 30 days of dating one fucking person?

Yeah, that's a great question. I sound like an old man. All right, and that's the thing's one listen to this. And I'm like, you know, I'm a sex positive person. I'm certainly not hung up. I'm, you know, I'm not gonna yuck anybody's yom. Do whatever the fuck you are. That's fine.

These people, they're profoundly fucked up. They are disturbed human beings. And if you don't mind, I want to prove that to you. All right. Okay, so let's talk about sex, man. I'm, you know, let's do it. This is a compilation, and again, this is the last seven days. This is called Guys We're Fucking, here's number eight.

And then, so him and I have a second date on Saturday, the one who lives in Van Nies. And so I guess we're leaving quarantine to go sleep with each other again, whatever. So he's nice, you know, we're talking not that frequently. I'm not that into it. You didn't go home together after your first or third date. Just the second. Oh, it's also happy one-year anniversary to my fuck buddy. I met him and had sex with him for the first time a year ago today.

I further record do not have a lot of sex. You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on Hoar Island? These guys, they go out on several Tinder dates a week. Again, this is pre-pandemic. And then after they get home from the Tinder dates, they go out to bars and then hook up. They go home with multiple dudes per week,

most of which are their first time meeting them. Number, can I show you something real quick, please, because I don't think you've done the deep dive that I know I haven't. Into what this girl looks like. And there's an honor Instagram. She's promoting her only fans. This is what tipped me off to the fact

that she even has an only fans. And I wanna get your take on this. Where did that image go? Maybe it was on Twitter. I'm Crying and everything do a serious fucking halt. Yeah, thanks car right now. Oh god damn it So as I was saying as you were saying please carry on as I was saying or me so she One of the one of the girls goes to a bar. She meets a guy They go home and then number nine is who am I fucking okay?

And I got plastered and I went home with him and I guess we were having sex. It was mid-sex lights are off and I'm like hooking up with him and then suddenly I feel like this like, sassy booby sacks against my body just slapping and slapping and I'm slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping. Who the fuck am I having? He's sex with right now. And how many times does that happen to you where you're halfway through?

Being intimate, someone you're like, wait, who are you, by the way? What's going on right here? My last one in this series, these are not women who are good at being intimate. The guy who went down to me and I cried. Not because he was bad, but because he was good and reminded me of my actual boy. You're crying in bed.

You're crying in bed. You're crying in bed. Ups, wow. And again, they go home with multiple guys per week and then they get the guys home and they're crying in bed. Why are you crying? Honey, well, you also draw the alphabet out of my clip with your tongue.

Yeah. It reminds me with your tongue. Yeah. I remind you of my axe. Mm-hmm. Wow. Yeah, so these people are fucking crazy. And the last thing they should be doing is giving advice to anyone. Mm-hmm.

Here is this woman goes out with this guy. I know you're gonna be shocked by this. Sleeves was one of the first day. Really? He doesn't text her back. When were I? So then she texts him. Yeah. A few days later, and she gets a note back and reads the entire note that she got back from this guy.

It grows. I want you to analyze this with me. Be a guy. Yeah. Knowing how guys said notes and things. Analyze this. Do refresh everyone's memory. I had said on the Wednesday after we hooked up on Friday, um, hey, I had a great time with you the other night, but I haven't really heard from you. If you aren't feeling this, I would appreciate if you would let me know.

I feel like we had a good time, so it sort of surprised me that I haven't heard from you and I'm a little confused. And he responded, hey, I'm sorry for not texting this week and definitely didn't mean to make you feel confused. I had a very fun time too. Honestly, I've just been feeling pretty down this week and stressed about having to make a decision

about deferring business school. I feel like I may have jumped into this with you a little quickly before realizing where I was, like emotionally or mentally with dealing with quarantine, getting stuck in L.I. et cetera. I really didn't mean to disappear and was not trying to ghost you just to be extremely clear about that.

I'm just not sure what I want to do and I've had to focus on this other stuff. I'm sorry, I should have just told you that as soon as I started feeling it instead of compartmentalizing. I would like to see you again, I just need to like put this decision behind me and start focusing on real life again. Which is totally fair. First, I appreciate the length of the text, because he obviously took some time to think it through. And it seems just very honest and vulnerable, so I respected that answer.

You're a stupid dumbass. Jesus. She thought that sounded honest. Yeah. That was so much bullshit. None of that is anything that guys actually think or feel. Yeah. I just got to get wasn't impressive. I gotta say. It's not that I find your ass to be saggy and gross and you smelled kinda weird.

It's nothing to do with that. I just gotta like focus on me for a minute. Yeah, it's not that you are completely devoid of any personality or intelligence whatsoever. Hold on, I'm gonna continue this to that. Okay, as they talk about this note for a while. Yes, they go through the entire text-red, which is something they do on multiple episodes.

Yeah, part of this show is, listen Carl, I'm gonna read you an entire week of text for my phone, and we're gonna analyze it. Carl, what do you think she meant when she said, that's Chris, she sent me an emoji. What does that mean? Does that mean she likes me? It's a cowboy anemogi.

Oh, does that mean we're gonna go on a third date? So, so Jesse reads that, and of course they got Max, the gay guy in there, and he's eating it allemogie. Oh, just that would mean we're gonna go on a third day. So so Jesse reads that and of course They got max the gay guy in there and he's eating it all up He's like, oh my gosh. Yeah, you know sometimes you just go through the stop No, it's not true anyway. Finally Sarah Fucking figures it out, but I don't feel like he's being honest because he's still hanging out with friends Okay, hello exactly. He's not being honest. Okay. Was it nonsense? Tax that you received from a guy who doesn't want to fuck you a guy

So I'm the last person who would ever give dating a relationship advice of any kind But I am gonna give better advice than they ever make a cop of Croix saying I'm the last person who should be black Like he said some a lot of things like that This is true This one though I love Like he said some a lot of things like that. This is true. I like it. This one though. I like it. All right.

Who would you rather take at least rather take advice from me? I'm interrupting you too much. I apologize. God. What was I saying? Anyway, the medium is the message. If you don't hear from the dude for three days, that's all you need to know.

That is the message. Anything that he texts after that. And then if you send him a note and he responds back to that note, now you've kind of fucked with it. It's like the Patrick Michael thing. You know, you could observe it and enjoy it, but then as soon as you get involved, now you're kind of manipulating what's going on.

Everyone is completely full of shit. Everyone and especially the three people we're listening to as podcasts and all the people that they talk to, they're ridden with anxiety. They can't have a confrontation. They, and these women go through it over and over again, they can't say, you know what, I don't wanna have a second date,

you know what, I'm not interested in you, you know what, I don't wanna go home to, they will never say that. But the ghost people, they'll fuck with them, they'll start arguments with them on purpose, they'll do all this weird, crazy shit because they can't say, you know what, you're great, but it's not working out. That's beyond their fucking capabilities.

Yeah. You want to talk about not having sex, Carl? I love to. Let's talk about not having sex on a date. Here's my number 11. All right, good, because I've been joking this whole time. I need to come back down again to like a six. I've been up in a date for two months.

Good idea. He's like, he gets all my drinks, and then he's like, hey, do you want to come back to my place and meet my dog? And I was like, of course I want to meet your dog. Her name is Bailey. She's very pretty. He probably said, meet my dick. I don't even know.

No, Bailey is hired. I refused. We went there and met his dog. He got me a beer and really making out or whatever. We go into his room. And we literally, he keeps trying to be like, oh, do you want to have sex? And I'm like, no.

He's straight up asked. Yeah. What a fucking asshole. You don't go to someone's house to meet their dog. No, when he does that. Well, and again, they're both drunk. They're making out. There's, and she's giving a few sides that maybe this is going to go a little further.

Yeah, right? OK, so this, so that was during the previous seven days from this night period. In that same period, she goes home with a different guy and things go a little differently. This is a compilation. It's the way they tell stories is really fucked up. So there was a hard to like pull a narrative clip,

but just try to follow this pretty please. It's a lot of twists and turns, number 12. All right. Okay, you were about to have sex and you were, the lights were on, you took his clothes off and you were like looking at him. But just try to follow this pretty please. It's a lot of twists and turns, number 12. All right. You were about to have sex, and the lights were on you, took us close off, and you were looking at him. I don't even think we were about to have sex. I was having a sexual assault-related panic attack.

Oh, shit. Not because he was creepy, but just because it just happened sometimes. He also was fingering me or whatever. So you took us close off to finger you. Yeah. Interesting. He wanted me to do more, obviously, but I was like very resistant.

When he's like, he starts baby talking and he's like, but will you please play with my clock? Oh my God. Why is it like a baby talk with a dizzy accent? I was like, I was like, dude, you know, I've been crying and so I was like, I'm really. I'm really. I'm really.

Yeah, I literally had a panic attack in his bed. I was like, I'm really not in a good head space for that. Like, I'm sorry. So the baby talk, play with my cock, doesn't work. It works for me. Now, there's two ways to read that. And I can't figure out which one it is. Okay.

First of all, is read the room, dude. Like this girl's in your bed and she's crying. Right. But you're figuring it out. And you're trying to get it going. But second is you bring a girl home and she acts like a literal fucking baby. Yeah. And so maybe he's reading the room and is like, cool. Can I get you a little bottle? Will you play with my will calm? I don't I don't know what's going on. I just want to grab these guys and go you went home with the biggest horror in LA and you didn't fucking close the deal. What's wrong with you? I want to say, you can act like a man.

I want to slap this guy around a little bit. Now this happens all the time. They go home with these dudes. Now, he's naked. She's getting fingered. There's obviously there's some connection. There's something going on here. All the sudden, she breaks into a sexual assault-related panic attack.

Now, look, I'm not making light of this But the girl that will be there two white paws away from going home with anyone literally anyone at the bar They don't even know who they're having sex with until they're almost done having sex Have a sit a history of sexual assault. Oh, no kidding. Is that is that real? Damn it It's unfuckin believable and so both of the hosts of the show currently, not in their past, they currently, they go home with dudes and they cry in bad.

Yes. Both of them. And they're giving a sex advice pie. They are obviously sexually liberated. Last, I have a perfect ice-o for that. That's so embarrassing. Yeah, I got it. My last one of not having sex, dude, wrap your fucking mind around this one.

Number 13. But I felt like, oh, I made my, I came all the way out here, like two in the morning. Is he going to be like, what the fuck, why'd she come if she can't have sex? But you also went to him. It's not like you booty called him to your place and he took a $50 Uber and then you're like, by the way, no sex tonight. But don't you feel like he probably figured or expected that something was gonna happen?

I don't care about men. Whoa, okay, well, truth comes out. Yeah, two things to think about here. First of all, just using people who cares what they think. All you care about is men. That's literally all your hobby, that's, but it's the validation from men of herself.

Right. She herself is no worth She has to put pictures on the internet that guys comment on for her to be worth anything at all She can't be in the mirror and be like oh I'm on other people have to fucking tell her and validate her and build her A month that her only fans value she's a Product only broken human being but took a $50 Uber ride at two a.m To a fuckbodies house to not fuck what was the point of that what was the point of that could you fucking imagine I

thought you're gonna have an answer could you fucking imagine no it's and it was only she was already in like not a relationship relations that were completely foreign to these folks but you know I'm saying it was somebody they they'd already fuck two a.m. fifty override. Hey, I brought some snacks How could a fuck though? Well max Explains what he's looking for in a guy and these girls agree the thing that's most important to me to be honest As you know as someone who writes comedy and is a comedic actor like the most important thing to me is that you can make me laugh Yeah, like us too. I feel like we really value that.

Bullshit. OK. You guys are all looking for comedians, huh? Yeah. So the one girl gives an example of something that the guy that she likes said that made her laugh. So let's find out what level of comedy, whether you know, on the scale of Dane Cook to George Carlin,

where do you have to be to sleep with this chick? He would make me laugh so much like I fell down the stairs of my office building one day, which was so embarrassing. I fractured my sh**. Oh my god. Like, it was, it was all bad. And then he like, he sent me like, um, update from Mr. C.O.O. of like fancy investment bank. Uh, associate Mr. Stairs has been fired. And like things like that were, I was just like, oh, he actually was like a really good guy, but yeah.

Maybe it was the delivery. Maybe she didn't deliver it the right way. Yeah. Maybe the guy actually wants really funny. Yeah, I'm not seeing it. All right, another thing that jumped out at me is, Max has an obsession with Christian Bale. It's really bizarre because this woman is just talking about some guy.

There's a bunch of guys that she wants to be fucking if not for quarantine. There's a guy in Wales or the guy in Berlin. She wants to just travel to Europe and fuck all these guys. So she brings up this guy's from Wales. Now, I don't know if you know this, but Christian Bale is also Welsh. So this is very important to bring up during this story.

And then I went on a date that Sunday, um, Jagrath at the park with a guy who's from Wales. He's really hot. She's Christian Bale. Oh, he is. Oh, really? Oh, don't you fucking understand. I mean, well, a lot of people think he's American to be honest.

Yeah, because he was the American. That's a fucking shit. He wasn't having a way to take back. Like, well, Shaxon, because he moved here, or he was very honest. Oh, I didn't know that. Thank you for one fucking second. Yeah, I mean, I was very de-glorious, I know.

I did not know that, I think. Wow, only for a house of warriors. Oh, good! I never missed that. And how was it? Max kind of derails things. And this voice that he's putting out, you get a quick example

of that, this is just him talking. I love the East Coast and like miss it. Yeah, I miss the people. I miss the East Coast people, you know? It's definitely a different vibe. Yeah, he sounds like a Nick Crowl character. Like an over the top Nick Crowl character. So I went to his website, looked at his demo reel

because he's been in TV shows, he was in Orange with a new black, he's been in a movie or two. He does not talk like that. Yeah, and I don't understand this thing. Comedians are doing it, celebrities are doing it where there used to be some mystery around your lifestyle and your thoughts and just the way you carried yourself as a person.

And now all these idiots are going on podcasts nonstop and proving to the world how stupid they are, how dumb they sound, every dumb thought and their fucking head is coming out into a microphone, why are you doing this to yourselves? Stop it! Let us humiliate ourselves, us nobody's, who enjoy podcasting. Speaking of how shallow these women are, did you know that she could no longer date guys named Matt? Just like the Android thing. Yeah.

I tried that a couple times. Everyone named Matt the same person. Everyone's an Android device is the same person. I had some phone call to help some guy with his start up at the beginning of quarantine. And you had a really sexy voice. Even though his name was Matt. And so I was like, fuck, like I hope he's ugly.

So I don't get a crush on him. And then I looked at him, I'm, of course, he's hot. I'm like a dangerous name for you. Just like fuck like I hope he's ugly so I don't like get a crush on him And then I looked at him and of course he's hot Dangerous name for you. I hate I hate my name so close to it though But yours is better my name better. I know Max and matter very different very different All right, so my takeaway there is that these are two shallow cons and Max needs to be the center of attention Everything needs to be about him and I wondered why is Max so fucked up? And then there was the answer. So other than that, I'm an actor and I've been acting since I was very young, grew

up right outside of DC and Bethesda, Maryland, went to Syracuse University for two years than it was to work for the past five and a half years. All right. He said, as you stood in it. Which I shouldn't shun on too much because Syracuse is a sponsor to my other podcast. The Creep off VoiceBale segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse, we had one good basketball team 17 years ago. See you in Syracuse.

That is their tagline. Salt City represent? That's it. There's actually a billboard right outside of downtown. It says number of years since anyone cared and it they flip it every year. That's 17. I want to talk about how woke these people are. The podcast that I listened to they actually had taken a week off. There was a week hiatus.

Yes. Before they came back for a very important reason. We took a little hiatus because obviously came back for a very important reason. We took a little hiatus because obviously we wanted to focus on Black Lives Matter and didn't want to detract from all the traction and all the Instagram posting. So yeah. They took a week off of their podcast because of BLM Instagram posting.

Crosion, I didn't even do that. I didn't get the memo on that. I would sense it in my eye. People were trying to read BLM Instagram posts. And here I am talking even do that. I didn't get the memo on that. I would sense it in my life. People were trying to read BLM Instagram posts and here I am talking to a microphone. I'm explaining how people suck at shit. Yeah. You probably worked on MLK day, too, didn't you? Boy, it's my face, Rad.

Holy shit, my bad. But it's good to know that at least Max is a stand up guy and has some great advice for people. All of a sudden, I was like, I need to text him and just like break it off. Yeah, I was like, because to be nice, like he deserves that. He texted to break up with someone and thought that he was doing him a solid. Yeah. I mean, instead of just ghosting him, actually texted him, and said, I'm not gonna fuck you anymore. Wow, that's the level we've gotten to.

I thought it was like kind of a shitty thing to text someone to break up with them. No, nowadays that's like, that's pretty impressive. That's what I wanna. That's going above and beyond. Apparently. Yes, no, I wanna let everybody know because obviously we have all different types of people

who listen to who are these podcasts and some people might be attracted to a guy like Max. So I wanna let you know that he is looking for dick. Yeah, I just want to say something real quick because I realize I haven't said it. Say it. Which is that I'm a 100% single so if you're listening to this, I'm using a gay man and you're a gay man and you like my Instagram, the Mac's D show, please message me. I'm not on Tinder anymore.

You got to take off. People think I'm on cash which I'm not on Tinder anymore. We got people thinking I'm on campus, which I'm not. Alright, so Max is single and looking to mingle everybody. Yeah, that, um... Get out of it. Yeah, that's, uh, it's very attractive, I found. When you, when you put it out there like, look, I'm really desperate. I'll fucking chat with anyone. Please, for the love of God text me. It really puts out... Heles gave his phone number yeah it's a dude fucking relax a little bit like we we get it you're

not desirable yeah I know but still yeah yeah I got a couple more like they talk about um this is one of those it's it's speaks more into what she doesn't say but at one time in one place one of them was the perfect girlfriend it's my number five. Then I'm also a perfect girlfriend and like me and him cookies and like brad and flowers and stuff and then he's still disrespected me having sex with him every woman. And then telling me about Anna braga docious what? I...

They're allowed to be horrors but the guys that they're fucking aren't allowed to be fucking other people. Yeah, well, and again, it's what she doesn't say like... They were in some sort of relationship where he thought it was cool to brag about banging a married woman, you know what I mean? Which it sounds like that's just kind of how they talk amongst themselves. So he's probably like, oh yeah, you like talking about sexist, I did last week. It's like, when you play basketball for too long in the park and you start throwing out the Edward and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not. Oh, okay, I didn't know.

Just I thought we were all, yeah, we're all with this together. How many times produced a Chris? How many times? Real quick, this is an example of, I could guarantee Jesse is not a great girlfriend. Yeah, she's not a fun girlfriend. She's a fucking handful.

Going back to your panic attack. Yeah. Information. Like I've been on these two dates and then I've had like a really weird panic attack. Yeah. And then I always end up just like texting them like way to openly like I'm having a manic episode.

I'm in an evening gown at Mendocino Farms eating a salad. Like and they're like, okay, this grows a little weird. Yeah. She had two dates with the guy. And then asked to text him about her mental breakdown. And her panic attacks and anxiety. Just keep that shit to yourself. Or I don't know, maybe have a friend.

Maybe talk to a friend about that. And not the guy that you went on two dates with. I don't know why these guys aren't sticking around. I don't know what, 30 days, sounds impressive. Now that you're, what the fuck she's up to. Yeah, well, you know what the problem is, Carl. I'd love to know what the problem is. They just haven't found the spark. So my number six is one of them and she's talking about the search for the elusive spark. I do think it's something that can grow with time, but I've always

been subscribed to the belief that like you meet someone and it should be there And if it's not there you're not meant to be but that has led me to a life of Singleness so maybe I need to change my ways so The woman that goes home with multiple dudes per week Has never felt a spark for anyone in her entire life is what we just heard yeah Okay, all right all right, yeah. I blame Disney for this. It's all the fucking Cinderella.

Yeah. Well, okay, honest, and all this nonsense. And they're in the... Not me, honey, that's not gonna happen for you, sorry. Well, and they're in the problem. An actual relationship, an actual relationship between two humans is work. It involves sacrifice and involves compromise.

These are people who do not sacrifice. They do not know the meaning of compromise. They wouldn't even acknowledge the feelings of another human being that they're close to, let alone someone that they're just getting to know. Nothing exists outside of their own head. It's ellipsis, it's fucking madding. And it is everyone that's out there,

like this is a whole, it's not even a generation thing because it's not old young people that are doing this. No, it's these assholes. It's old fuckers like me that are on Tinder doing this as well. It's social media has fried everyone's fucking brain. They're on this short circuit dopamine kick

and they have no fucking personalities other than I go out all the time. Like that's their only hobby. It's the only thing they talk about. It's the only thing that even exists in their fucking brain. Right. And other than that, you know,

I have no feelings about this matter. And it's not as if by fucking randos nonstop for a decade straight, you probably found some great guys who were probably like commitment material as in this example. For if my exes are engaged right now. Yeah, yeah.

And they're out the fucking door. Right. And this will make me sound like an ancient person, but like when you fuck someone on the first date, you kinda think, oh, she fucks people on the first date. It's more, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, it's fun with you. I'm not gonna marry someone who just fuck me

knowing me for three hours, you know what I mean? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Jesus Christ. I'm not gonna marry someone who just fuck me knowing me for three hours, you know what I mean? Jesus Christ she talks about how you know she's doing this podcast and I don't know if she tells her dates that she does a tender podcast But I did like this response. I'm never listening to a single episode of your podcast Yeah, I'm gonna sure any guy who sleeps with this broad doesn't enjoy the part where she's talking. Oh, there's a file that I can listen to that's just the annoying part of our dates. No thanks.

Yeah. Well, they do talk about other topics, Carl. I was kind of exaggerating when I said they only talk about one thing. Am I number 14 they talk about working from home? I have to work from home full time now. So like during the day, I just like go masturbate. Apparently the more you masturbate, the more immune you are to coronavirus. I'm immune.

And look, if you're at home, you're eating sandwich or whatever, kick your ear buds out because this is fucking gross. Here's more masturbation. Number 15, for some reason, these women talking about masturbation is not fun to listen to oh Well play this one Carl you're gonna be you're gonna change your mind. Oh I always masturbate on my period do yeah, it's so messy though. I don't like you I use a clit stem Yeah, but like do you keep your tampon in or do you play a towel down? No, I can't put in really we vibrate. Sorry You master me with a tampon. Yeah, I get my tampon in. Really? You vibrate? Sorry. You're master bedroom with a tampon? Yeah.

Do you feel like that adds to it? Like, no? Then they talk about lint, towels down. And Kaya knows someone who beat her s into this conversation. I am not. I am not interested in this at all. So when they're not talking about cleaning up

your menstrual blood after masturbating in the middle of the day, they also talk about other stuff that's fun. My number's 16. I don't know, I don't like pooping around my boyfriend's. Well, you poop in the bathroom and you can stay outside somewhere. Why would I not poop in the bathroom? I don't know. What do you mean you don't like pooping in the same building as him? No, not the same building. Just like my bathrooms in my room and I have like a towel rack on it so it doesn't like the door doesn't completely shut. So move the fucking

whole rack. This sounds like a possible problem. Yeah. What's the problem? I won't poop because my bathroom door doesn't close. Why doesn't your bathroom door close? Just fucking make it close. You move one thing and it closes. So that means you're just fucking peeing with impurity with the fucking door open all the time. But you're drawing a line of taking a shit get a bat to a door that closes what the fuck is wrong with you people Normally I would agree with you and I would yes and you however whatever reason she's not shitting around a guy I'm for just stop shitting around bad. We don't want it Well nothing to do with that and that's why I'm gonna prove to you Carl that this is a podcast for you my number 17

Yeah again I'm going to prove to you, Carl, that this is a podcast for you, my number 17. Yeah, again, I don't want to let us venture too far into the topic of pooping as we tend to do this. I'm like, every other episode. But I think the people like it. Yeah, I mean, I think that guys like to understand that women were just like them. So the advice that they have for men who listen, women poop too. Thanks, ladies.

I appreciate that. That's so how it's like yeah. All right. I have one more thing on my buddy Max and I wanted to play for you. Not only is he really annoying to listen to you with his voice and his weird vocal fry and whatever the fuck he's trying to pull out. He's a cartoon character fucking thing. He's also really, really dumb. I am the only single member of my family and and it is very painful because my sister, no, my sister, oh, I have a five people in my family. My sister, my twin sister, my brother, my parents,

and me, right? And my sister, we were going to Argentina, and this is years before we went, and my sister was like, how does it feel to know you'll be an eighth wheel? Oh, so they bring their like, they were both bringing theirs and I luckily I brought my best friends. Like, okay, but how are you in eighth wheels? Do you have to be an odd number or wheel?

Ninth wheel, ninth. Ninth? Yeah, you'd be the ninth. No, you'd be the seventh, but then your friend would be the eighth. No, no, no, no, no, it would be me. No, I wouldn't have math wise. No, seven, seven. No, seven, seven.

Because you read that the third wheel, the third wheel, the third wheel, the parent wheel or the seventh wheel? Parents siblings siblings, which is six of them total So I'd be seventh. Yeah, yeah, I tried to calculate the level stupidity going on here I pull out my calculator. It's even a nice fancy graphing calculator. I could not compute it. I have no idea when you're struggling with single digit integers. I mean holy holy fuck, eighth wheel. Yeah. Wow, stick to nidoking. Dude, odd and even numbers, that's like third, fourth grade.

That's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I forgot I said. It really shouldn't be that difficult. So, all right, well, that is a show called Just the Tip, The Tender District Podcast. That was awful, and that was an awful fucking list. No one should take advice from those horse. No.

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I have one, so I think it's time for... Grinch of the Week, Grinch of the Week. You wanna go first? Sure, all right. This one comes, I found a show called Knowledge Fight I think it's time for Grinch of the Week. Grinch of the Week. You want to go first? Sure. All right. This one comes, I found a show called Knowledge Fight when I was looking up Alex Jones. And this is like, they do a couple of times a week

and they review stuff on InfoWars. Not an amazing show, but this clip comes from them. This is the Valentine's Day episode, Sunday, whatever it was, a week or two ago. Just tell me if this sounds real to you my number 30. I Didn't ride through a snowstorm and I'd storm for no reason. I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive And I'm not back and down in the name of Jesus Christ. I declare war on Satan! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Yeah, you know, he didn't you didn't overact that much. I have a cringe of the week here. Now this is a show called stuck in my mind Podcasts Kim over from CB and basically the guest says he has someone from SNL on his podcast. He's kind of bragging about all Yeah, we have some great guests. So the host tries to name drop and can't think of a single person who's been out of the show. The club was like, you know, people who might like Clivell's, they like my like game shows.

So we did that and we were getting YouTubers on. We stepped in having podcasts on and then in a couple weeks, I've actually got a guest who was just recently on Saturday and on five. Look up the season. Yes, we're moving into maybe some actors, actors that are coming on the show too. That's cool. I had, I'm actually had, I've had a couple of celebrities on this past week. Like you.

I've had working with Steve join. I've had quite a few celebrities. So it's been a blessing and I've been podcasting since the end of April. So it's been cool. I'm having a great time and this is like, this is, to me, it's therapeutic and it's something I didn't know I was passionate about so I love it, man. But I did check out your YouTube video and it had me dying Cuz it was I got it. I've been there. You just your mind goes blank

But if you just had a celebrity on your show. Yeah earlier in the week You'd think maybe you'd be able to pull that name out of your ass. Yeah, possibly all right. It's fun stuff Crows I gotta talk to you about this guy. Oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

Opie is slapping back at me at Will Noonin. Because if you remember when Will was on last week, we talked a little OP. Yeah, that was great. We like to talk OP, Sterling Will is over here. And OP named one of his podcast episodes after Benjamin Tucker, who donated to him. Yeah.

And so, and also the description of the show was like all of these people who donated money to him. I thought that was weird. I feel like he's kind of going the stuttering genre out. So he decided to slap back at me for calling him out on that. Thanks for the $10 though. I appreciate that. The little money that I bring in through the live streaming. It helps it helps motivate me. I'm not gonna lie to you and it keeps this whole thing going so Some asshole just fucking loser haters Money from people Mind your fucking business man. I'm not I'm not strong arming anybody to give me money

Most of the most of the people out there watching this shit every morning for free. And then if there's a few people that want to throw me a few fucking shekels, so be it. I'm very, very appreciative of that. And uh, yeah, I still want to make some money. Yes, stupid me. I still want to make some money. What an idiot. What an idiot that I want to make some money. I'm just stupid. We're not calling up for wanting to make money. It's the way that you're doing it is what we're making fun of.

Someone's giving you $10. And you're naming the podcast after him. A man who made six figures in radio for over a decade is changing the name of his show based on a $10 donation. That's where Goofy got OP. I am very much a capitalist to each their own. Make money however you want,

but that's pathetic and definitely worth discussing. Yeah, well, and that clip you just played is so fucking wise. It's so OP. Who would listen to this show? Who would listen to someone? Why why not they think I'm stupid. Oh, it gets worse. Oh good I'll be that decides to call out patreon, which is of course how we make our money over here at WTB I purposely make sure my stuff is for free because I know there's a there's a handful of people that'll give me a few bucks And that's good enough for me. Is that I don't need to make you know crazy as money anymore but it's nice to have a few bucks coming in.

I'll let everyone else promote Patreon and all that. I hate the Patreon people. Hey, you know, you got a free episode on my Patreon, a free Friday episode. Fuck that shit. Just throw all the stuff out there and try to figure out how to make money around it So he doesn't understand the model He's gonna pay to our works. He says a free episode Friday Which that would be the opposite of that. Ah, and I can't tell he's making fun of Geno because they have the Friday Patreon show If he's making fun of Center John with his beer on the balcony shows. Yeah, I don't know why you threw out Friday It sounds like he's taking a someone specifically.

But I love that he calls him out. I was like, wasn't I asking people to donate to my show? But I would never use Patreon. That would be crazy. That would be giving someone some content in exchange for their money rather than just give all my content away for free and hope someone donates.

Like I got the business figured out. Yeah. Well, he's saying two things at once there. He's saying I'm not making any money. And then he's saying what I'm doing is right and you should do what I'm doing. Right. Even though it doesn't actually work.

Right, so, no, no, I wouldn't do this but I do have to play the part where he realizes he's a fucking moron and walks it back. Cause that's the dumbest thing you could possibly say. I went a little donut to my show. Oh, but if you're on Patreon, people are doing it to your show. You're a fucking asshole.

What? Patreon is to walk over without the walking. Look, I don't know, I mean. Let me describe that real quick or explain what that means. So when they were on both Terrestrial FM radio, Opin' Anthony and on Sirius, or XM, actually, at that time. When they were on XM and Terrestrial, they would do a radio show for free on FM.

Then they'd have to walk over to XM to their studio and then do a show that you had to subscribe to and pay money in order to get. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's no stranger to being behind a paywall. Yeah, I was gonna say like a wall that you had to pay to get over, right? Oh my God.

That's satellite radio. Nationwide. It's pretty well documented. Let me back that up real quick because I see so fucking stupid Patreon is to walk over without the walking look I don't know I mean I Think I think it's I don't know. I mean look just Who might say if some of these comics really need their patreons to make money and Pay their bills and feed their family so be it. You know what I mean? I'm gonna back out of that a little bit, but I just I'd rather try to keep as much of my stuff free as possible Oh, he's so noble. He goes out and say like patreon

They are constantly coming at me and asking me to do a show on their platform. They really want me, which I believe that. Because I get a solicitation from different companies, locals only, and all these companies that want to like bring you behind the paywall. I'm sure OP is a big enough name that he has that. But they're definitely not like begging him to join Patreon. They wouldn't make that much money off of OP radio.

And if they hit play on one of his episodes, you know what I mean? You know what I'll? All in take. Free is too expensive for the content he provides. Well, yeah, because it takes up my time and I value my time. Yeah, exactly. Says the guy who listens to way too much OP radio.

All right. You might recall that OP once again was talking about how he can take down Joe Rogan if he wants to. Oh, yeah. And we made fun of him for that because Joe Rogan's the biggest podcaster in the world, and you should set your sights a little bit lower since your show is pathetically bad.

Maybe get to a point where you're as good as H3. I don't know. It's something that's attainable, right? So he, uh, OP, heard us loud and clear. Dude, the Joe Rogan stuff is killing me, Adam Hanley. Why is that killing you, Adam? I actually, I, I, whatever. If I, I've mentioned Joe Rogan a few times,

and boy, boy, that trigger some people. Yep. I mean, if Joe Rogan admits that me and Anthony were an inspiration for what he does today, then why wouldn't I think that I could actually have a better podcast than Joe Rogan? There was a time I was coming up in radio and I said, I'm gonna be better than Howard Stern.

And you didn't accomplish that. That's not how any of that works. He goes, why wouldn't I be able to be better than Joe Rogan? I had a really successful radio show. With Anthony Kubia, Jim Norton, yes. We can all agree that that radio show was very successful with the very funny people that you had on that show. Joe Rogan is a single entity.

I mean, he got Jamie who's checking out YouTube, but it's just Joe. So, Opie, I'm assuming this is gonna be Opie interviewing people, and you're gonna be bigger than Joe Rogan? Where's he gonna send the stuff he self esteem from just this logic that well He was inspired by one thing I did 30 years ago. Therefore right now. I would obviously be better than him That's not how I mean this

But he does multiple episodes Joe Sitriatti taught Steve by how to play guitar. Yeah, there you go I'm sorry. Come on Well, OP's doing episodes where he's walking around the beach talking to no one. Right. Joe Rogan is actually interviewing people and doing a show in the studio. Gaining experience and getting bad news.

Why is people in? Nah, yeah, yeah. Has a producer unfuckably. Let's find out the real reason why OP hates Joe Rogan. Anytime, he's talking about how we get triggered. Anytime someone brings up Joe Rogan, he gets triggered. Yeah. Why Joe Rogan. Anytime he talk about how we get triggered, anytime someone brings up Joe Rogan, he gets triggered. Why Joe Rogan? What did I do? So fucking special. I fly out to LA to do a TV show. And I Instagram, I think it was an Instagram post where I posted a picture that I landed in LA.

My phone, that picture wasn't even up for a minute. And Rogan is texting me like you have to do my podcast. And then fast forward a bunch of years, nothing really changed in our relationship, but I don't think. And I'm starting out the podcast and he's in New York City. So I do the same thing. I find out he's in New York City,

so I texted him to do my podcast, and I certainly tend to use the help back then, especially, and I didn't even get a response. So he's still pissed off that Joe Rogan didn't respond to his text, Opie, you didn't have his number. Joe never got the text message. The only thing that he saw was the video follow-up you had.

Of you, actually like a lunatic in New York City with your phone twirling around like you're the singer of you too? Dude, why are you still mad at Joe Rogar for not going on your podcast? He didn't get the message. Maybe tried different channels. It's so ridiculous. Also, I want to point out, yes,

Joe Rogan used to be an open Anthony and yes, he was a fan of open Anthony and he's talked about that. But the inspiration for his podcast came from Anthony Cumea doing the live from the compound shit that he used to do from his house. He's Joe Rogan said this many times. I was inspired by the fact that you were broadcasting from your house. It's not about you, Alpy. It's nothing to do with you.

So Alpy, there's this Patriso Neal doc that's coming out, or maybe it just came out. I haven't seen it yet. Opie sat down for an hour with these people and filmed an interview about Patriso Neal. And man, Opie has fallen so far. He's not even confident that he'll be in it for a second. I gotta do this now! I gotta do this now! Go! That's it, go, go, go. That's a dog. So, even though I talk to them for an hour, I think I'd be surprised if I'm in this

thing for two minutes. I hope I'm in it just to represent. I know I did some pretty good things. Does that sound like a guy who's captain? I hope I'm in it for a second. All right, everyone's talking about this Gina Carano. That's the woman, the MMA fighter, who was then in the Star Wars TV show.

Yeah. And then she put something on an Instagram and this is Opie's interpretation of what happened. I remember her being hot as all hell, Jesus. Yeah. But man, she didn't let any of those views known when she did our radio show a few years back. Probably at this point, like six or seven years back. Right.

She's a fan of the Nazis, huh? Is that what they're getting? So whoever the guest is starts laughing about that. Have you seen what she posts on Instagram? I know it's big news. Opus interpretations, she's a fan of the Nazis. Well, he gets there eventually. His first thought is, you know what my thoughts

on this complex political issue is? Nice, tense. I'm gonna read to you what Gina, maybe I'm the idiot. You tell me if your interpretation of this is that she's pro-Nazi. She wrote, Jews were beaten in the streets, not by Nazi soldiers, but by their neighbors, even by children, because history is edited.

Most people today don't realize that to get to the point where Nazi soldiers could easily round up thousands of Jews, the government first made their neighbors hate them for simply being Jews. How is that any different from hating someone for their political views? And basically what she's talking about is this new purge of Trump supporters.

People are making lists, AOCs making fucking lists. So she's just trying to say, like, this is gonna lead to bad things if we're trying to demonize a whole group of people based on their political views and open interprets that as, oh, she's pro Nazi. Now, maybe I have the idea. If I have, please let me know,

Kroger's gonna wanna touch this. Producer Chris left the room. Nobody wants to touch this. All right, we'll go back to Colleague Women's horse if you're more comfortable with that. So Opie sums up what I just read to you. This is how he sums it up. I think it's despicable what she had to say.

It's absurd. I think if you're a human being, you realize it's kind of despicable. So that what she said was despicable. And I want to know just for my point of reference, what other actions people take, would you describe as despicable Opie? I think Bill Cosby's a dirt bag, a creep. Despicable. So that Instagram post was at the same level of a serial rapist who really just plowed his way through Hollywood for decades.

Yeah. They're at the same level, right? They're both despicable people. They're both despicable people. Opie has a great question because, you know, open isn't like anyone getting canceled. They're in the same level. Right? They're both respectable people. They're both respectable people. Wow. Yes, a great question because, you know, open isn't like anyone getting canceled. You know, he goes, I don't like what Gina had to say, but I don't think she should lose her job over it.

And then he takes it a little bit further to a point where maybe you should have taken it to. It's kind of the wrong place to go. Why can't you still watch the Bill Cosby show? No one is able to explain that. I can explain it. No one wants to watch the Bill Cosby show. No one is able to explain that. I can explain it. No one wants to watch the Bill Cosby show anymore. We now know that he's a monster now.

That's why no one wants to watch it. Yeah. It wouldn't be fun to watch, Opie. There's that famous episode where he makes the barbecue sauce that makes people horny. Yes. That's tough to watch now. That would be tough to watch.

Yeah. Even some of his stand-up shit where he's talking about roofy girls or whatever, Spanish fly. Yeah. That's like a multiple album that he's going on. That's creepy not about it. And Opie's like, why can't this guy still entertain us? Yeah. Like, Gink is Convraped Plus Whippin' that fucking Bill Cosby.

What are you talking about, Opie? Idiot. All right. Now that I've really made everybody uncomfortable with that rant. Yeah. Crows. I want to head over to you because you brought in something that we haven't talked about in a little while. Yeah. So look, man. I'm trying. I'm... there's... I wish I knew how to quit you. All right. I do. All right. So you broke down and you couldn't help yourself you went back to your acts a new episode of the briefcase came out this week and it wasn't do you party and it was 20 minutes and I had Maybe 30 something clips It's so hard. I had even finished the episode yet. I'm like alright. All right. I did the best I could let's listen to the first minute of the new briefcase because it's

fucking artistry welcome Hey, what's up? Hey, hi welcome greetings Hello turn up Turn the fuck up what? Yeah, yeah. Alright, so uh... Yeah, what do you guys want me to do? What do you want?

What do you want from me? That's the... I guess that's a real question of anybody who makes anything. What the fuck do you want? No, I really did forget what I was going to do in this episode. I don't know. I guess that is a theme. What do you want? Because I just want to sit here and do this. You know, it's ridiculous. You know Can I first minute? Can I give you my interpretation of this? Yeah, and I haven't heard this yet. Yeah So the way this just hit me was you know that he is a kind of sewer of

Podcasts. Uh-huh. He listens to lots. Well, now he only watches podcast. He only watches. He will not listen to it It's audio only let's get the fuck out of his bullshit So he's watching YouTube all day long and what youtubers do and I know this because I watched Southern John yesterday for a fucking hour and a half. Oh good times is. Is they like to respond to people in the chat room? Yeah. So people are chatting and these idiots would be like, it's a good idea to keep me, so this idiot is like, hey guys, what's up?

What are you having to do? What are we doing today? What do you think? What do you think we should be talking about? Meanwhile, he's staring at nothing. There's no one responding to him. He's alone in his closet. Yes.

With a recorder going, saying, well, what do you guys want to hear? He's alone in his closet. Yes with a recorder going saying What do you guys want to hear what you guys want to talk about today? What alone silence silence surrounds him Well, what should I do what do you guys want from me? What should we do? Well, then he wants to know how podcasts work Imagine listening to somebody else's podcast they host by themselves I would just like a sheer comparison. What is that like? I mean, how structured can they be? Are they laying down every single line? Are they scripting the whole thing out? That seems like way too much work. You're putting out a free product, man. All right, it's free. So because it's free, you should put no work into it.

Like the idea that you would have a podcast and you would spend any time at all figuring out what you were gonna talk about and maybe even what you were gonna say. That's crazy. Why would you do that? You know what I'd love to see? I'd love to see a reaction video

of Shameless Listening to Dan Carlin's Hardcore History. Yeah. All right, well, you're gonna listen to is three and a half hours of very well researched and all documented, thought out storytelling. And this guy prepped all of this, did anything in pose, took months to put this together and puts it out for free. Yeah.

His fucking job would hit the table. Like, what the fuck? This is what podcasting is? Yes. And it's one of the most, it's been one of the most popular podcasts for a decade and a big yeah yeah figure he's really good at it this asshole goes I think that anything that we put out there for free on the internet should suck yeah okay that's an interesting take

shabas how's that working for you well and not only that he's gonna do multiple episodes a day that's what's weird. There's this stigma with knowing that podcast record multiple episodes at once. Why? I would imagine that's probably harder for a show that's doing hour long episodes. Multiple podcasts at once? So if you record multiple episodes per day,

it's harder if your podcast isn't our long. Then if your podcast is only 20 minutes long. Okay, okay. I get down with that. The nice thing is though is like, unlike game shows in the 70s, you have to change outfits when you do multiple art. Yeah, well, and he wants to do much of batch game lately.

He took a break. Why'd you think of Brink, Shams? And that's why I stopped doing it for a minute. You know, I had to take a step back because I hated the fact that I was just like, hey, fuck this guy, fuck the troll, retweet her. Raise car, Ben, you know, I was just so sick of giving them the coverage that they all wanted.

And I mean, it was just this fucking sick, sick game the internet, all right, and we, is some of us just don't want to play. And it's the way it's officially back now. So it's, it's almost like the clouds parted. The sun's shown down upon him. Yeah. And he had wisdom for the first time in his life.

He's like, you know what? All this shit in the internet is completely meaningless and bullshit. And it hits him all at once. And he's like, what the fuck is Eddie that's even me? I don't even like Island Carver. Why am I talking about him so much? And then, poop, the clouds reappear.

The sun was gone. Oh no. The wisdom left us. And we're just back to fucking nonsense. I mean, the rest of this is just him babbling incomherently. But yeah, my next one is here you go Here's two episodes back to back and you'll get them weeks apart

But you'll have no idea unless you listen this far into the episode which I know you don't I get the numbers people All right, I'm in with the with the suits No fucking away. He just admitted that no one listens The more than the first couple minutes of a show. Yeah. So he's in good with the suits as you heard. Then he goes in, he starts fantasizing what's it like when I have these meetings with the important people from podcasting. You know, you think drinking out of a crystal glass is going to be nice.

It's going to cut your lip, okay? It's going to cut your lip. And of course, you're drinking alcohol in that crystal glass, and guess what, that's gonna get in your, it's gonna burn that cut right to a bits. It's like a squeezing a lemon. You know, squeezing a lemon with your lip. I don't know.

Okay, does anybody, do you know, or you will wear me neither? I don't know, or you will wear me neither? Maybe I should get a partner for this show. I don't know. So wait a second, he's afraid of success because if you were successful, he'd be in a meeting where they were serving him a drink and he might cut his lip and then the drink that he was drinking with that Harm that cut that he has on his list. Is that what I'm hearing right now, Crush? That you accurately followed his train of thoughts. Do you think that he tells Carly this like I couldn't get a real job

But listen to this scenario. I've already thought it's all out Carly. It's not gonna work out He just randomly, you know, associating these thoughts it goes on But you heard in there where he's like so he's struggling with the voices in his head as you can clearly tell. Can I say something real quick, Carl? If he does want a co-host for the briefcase, I'll do it. Well, I mean, I don't know if you'd fit the criteria he's looking for in a possible co-host. Anybody that would be a possible co-host for this show Would eventually get tired. They get bored as well. What I? There would be a certain time where it's like hey, man. This is just getting too weird

I can't follow along as much as I thought I could so I'm just gonna go Even in his fantasy In his fantasy In his fantasy It's not gonna work his perfect co-host abandon him and can't follow along his show Even in his fucking wildest dreams This is the guy who has a sex dream where he can't get it up It's fucking crazy this guy I hear I'm gonna audition to be the briefcase co house real quick. Rose you'll be allowed. Go ahead.

Because I agree it will take a certain type of, you know, person like to keep up with Patrick Michael and all of his thoughts. All right, that's my audition. Yeah, see, but it was a complete sentence. So you gotta be raw and dumb. Oh, damn it. I do like, I'm doing. You gotta interrupt yourself.

Yeah, I do like, I'm doing it. You know, I do, I was going the whole time with that sentence. Think of yourself as a horse, a funny some stuff that he takes very seriously. Because I was serious when I felt like I was wasting some really good angles on some stuff. Okay. And you can't be mad at that for somebody who really does take being funny seriously. who really does take being funny seriously.

All right, I know what it is, man. I knew what it is. Anyways, uh... It's anyway, anyways. What were you saying? Oh, my God. All right, this guy is, I was gonna say, oxy moron, just moron. Yeah, he goes from, I take comedy seriously

to then doing funny voices, and talking to the voices in his head again. But I love where that started at. The starting point of that was he has wasted amazing angles he's put together that could have been part of his standup special as his hour long Netflix special. He literally thinks on the briefcase

that he comes in and it'll be like turtles. You know, I'm gonna talk about turtles today. You know, we're gonna get briefcase for turtles. Like, what's up with those fucking guys, huh? Their backs are all hard. And maybe it's not that good, but you got my point. He comes in with the dumbest thing possible. And he's like, I'm wasting this gold.

I do you assholes where I'm wasting to the freefcai. Yeah. Go ahead and repurpose it, Patrick. It's fine. Yeah, you can have that one, buddy. Go back in your notes. Well, and then he talks about his favorite comedian. Just know that I don't know about your show.

I haven't listened to a single episode. I don't know why I would. OK, get Dan Cook on, and then I'll, you know, he's my favorite. So I'll jump on that. Su-5 for life, babe. Is he talking to me right now? About coming on my show? Or listening to my show?

He is not clear. I think he's still talking about being invited on the dick show, but he's purposely vague about it. Okay, because I was gonna say, if that is the criteria for him to listen to my show, I could probably get dead cuck. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.

I'll jump on that Su-5 for life, baby. You can do over it. So I'll jump on that Su-5 for life, baby. I fucking hate this. I hate it so much. I feel like I'm I don't know, it doesn't matter. What does it even matter? I feel like I'm a bird. Nope. Um, Dick texted me the other day that he was checking out the latest briefcase and laughing his ass off. It's cold and I told him you got to figure out a way to get him out the dick show Now he knows I think he would be the greatest guest ever out the dick show all dick has to say is I've had dain cook on Yeah, so five baby come on this fucking guy Yeah, and as you were mentioned before he watches pods. He doesn't listen But I've been listening to podcasts for a long enough time that listening to a podcast outside of the own

The shit that I make near impossible As I've already mentioned I watch most of the podcast that that I watch Most of the podcast that I listen to are in watching form. Look video, you mean? Most of the episodes I can hear are in eyesight ability likeness. You can see them. Who cares? I want to explain to me that's amazing, right? The reason why we listen to audio podcasts is because we have shit to do.

Some people drive their kids to school or work a day job or have to sit in the computer and shoot up emails to people. This fucking assholes like, why would you just watch every podcast that you listen to? Yeah, why aren't you parked on your ass and from your screen? Just staring at an asshole.

Well, and then we get a taste of, he goes back to his original topic of like, of should I structure my podcast? And then we get a taste of what he thinks a structured podcast sounds like. I tried that. I tried to just say, today guys we're going to be talking about of Mice and Men. Okay, it's a very fantastical film that I saw in my English class and about

ninth grade. Now, my first review, no, of course, I've done that shit and, you know, dumb, hate it. Not into it anymore all right it's boring I just don't like the structure thing so he does like instruction madcast I give that but I prefer to do that yeah even his caricature of a structured podcast was a boring day in English class and mine's great oh my segment is a book he's like I saw that movie in English class I think they brought in a cartoon they brought in I think they brought in a cartoon They brought in yeah, but they brought in like a you know Mickey Mouse cartoon version of it

That was what he paid attention to he wouldn't even know it was a book He never cracked a book in his fucking life this guy But my favorite part of every briefcase is the side off the best parts the end But again, we're only here for one thing all right with the briefcase briefcase, we're only here for one thing. And that is for me to get the fuck out of here. Uba-bye. And that's the most sense he makes during the entire 20 minutes. That's going on this board over here. Yeah.

Oh, we got a new side off. That's great. Now, that is fantastic. Now, Kroge, you might have heard our bonus episode that we did with Brandon from Shitty Song of the World. Love it. Where we listen to Patrick Michael doing some karaoke tracks.

Amazing. This inspired our friend, Dave Daxon, who sent in this little number for us. So I'll continue to focus and host them all for you to listen to. And so I have to say before I go that I just want you to know May the kids and Carly Move my trailer north to Gary Start a podcast that's perfectly new No more briefcase for you.

PJ, watch out for that. You got some competition when it comes to singing parody songs now. Yeah, that was a little too unkey though. What's it? I don't know. I guess we have to be reminded. I would like to challenge Patrick Michael, one on one, not for court. That's the point.

Yo, Todd, check it out. I accept your challenge, bro. First one to 21. Let's go. I'll drive you and Gary, dominate June Sports. Where do you want to meet? Seem you on the court! I hear some tires screeching, the sound of a motor.

A power wheel chair left about to be built. CJ, if you got this, I'll take a step aside. I'm gonna give this retard a wheel to a guy. It might seem unbearable. I got some reable foe. But I'll be too bad and best to follow me. Kirby was about first crippled Jesus. Who do we think will win the retard or crippled Jesus?

Hey Pat, you ready to lose? Make him my kid and be a better father than you. Start the game, the ball's in the air. Todd's kids are crying, but he doesn't care. It's like boom, boom. I put it in the hoop like slam slam. Hergier kids crying, no way. Go back to the component podcast.

So that I be fat. Word up. Gakiyah! Stuttering John had more trolls than usual on his Thursday show, which I thoroughly enjoyed. They're having a little bit of a troll problem as John calls out here. Getting tons of troll alerts today, but I'm not mentioning anymore people. That's all they wanted to just be. Okay.

Okay, so Tom Cruise is coming on any minute. He's so flustered by the trolling. He thinks he's having Tom Cruise on his show. Oh my gosh. This is gonna shock you He thinks he's having Tom Cruise on his show. Now, Cruise, this is gonna shock you. He did not have Tom Cruise on his show. Oh, really? No, we had Tom Arnold. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.

Very, very different person. Wow. The Tom Cruise. Yeah, a bit of a chasm between those two. So you might have heard in that clip, he says, I'm not even gonna talk about this trolling. We gotta just ignore this and just push through. And then later clip, he says, I'm not even going to talk about this trolling. We got to just ignore this and just push through. And then later on, he says this.

So here we go. Uh, uh, listen, let's pay no attention to the trolls. Please don't even mention them. That's all they want. You know, it's probably probably crying Ryan or somebody who knows. It doesn't matter. I have no idea who it is. But please don't even comment on it.

They're trolling, I guess Sean and Nicky can't get them off because they became a YouTube member or something, but there's nothing I can do. So just block them as you go and I'm not going to mention them anymore. Okay. They obviously have a hard on for me. They're obsessed with me. It's probably gonna cry and riot, cause it's like what person doesn't like me.

Oh my God. No, there's actually a lot of people don't like you. I want to read some of these user names. The people I did with. This one's my favorite one, I'll start with that. John's show sold two tickets, ha ha ha ha ha. Was it one of the user names? Oh, it's Mark. In the chat room, another one was poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy. show sold two tickets. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't know what Seth Squee is, but he wrote, I believe Heather W. and I believe Ryan, Centering John takes advantage of Women's Hashtag Me too.

The fact that you need mods to delete comments shows that you're guilty, so sad. Wow. Centering John, I bet what you're wondering, Kroge, is what's John's take on Rush Limbaugh? Oh, that's not, I've been dying to hear. Yes, right, everyone wants to know. And this is amazing because you would think he was describing himself.

You know, I mean, I'm not gonna goof on the guy, but he did lie a ton and really said a lot of horrible things. Oh, like the fact that you don't have sock accounts, but we know for a fact that you do, or the fact that you don't sick people to go troll people that you don't like But we know that you do or tell already laying to kill himself like horrific things like that John Yeah, we've been at rush lip box. Yeah, that's crossing the line with John. You can't be dishonest ever Yeah, right. He takes honesty very seriously. Oh, yeah, Patrick Michael takes comedy very seriously Yeah, in the exact same way I think it's honestly very seriously. This Patrick Michael takes comedy very seriously. Exactly. Yeah.

In the exact same way. I got to point out, I don't typically listen to this part where John's talking about his political nonsense with his political, nonsensical guest, but I had to watch him with Tom Ardely. It got me so angry. The interviewing skills of Stuttering John Mon is at this point in the game should be better than they are.

And Tom Ardell is difficult. He's not at the easy interview. All right should be better than they are. And Tom Arnold's difficult. He's not at the easy interview. All right, I'll give him that. But listen to these interviewing skills. Tom is talking about the Peto from the Lincoln Project. Okay. That whole big story that's been going on the last week or so.

And listen to John interrupt him to ask this brilliant question. You know, when it comes to what Bens behavior, they do look the other way. They're like, well, that's man, man, you know, and it's awful. So there is, you know, boardies to be said about that in any kind of corporate world. And this John Weaver was just especially awful. And boardies to me, boardies to come with that. And I know the FBI is investigating

it. We'll see what we'll see what happens. And Tom, did you have a meat trump? Yes. Yes, I bet of, you know, I bet Trump, I'm doing for 35 years. And was he always a piece of crap? Well, I mean, you know. The guy's talking about John Weaver, the pen file who's been outed at the I Investigation. And Tom Arnold has been public about this. He was a victim of childhood sexual abuse. I mean, it's something very serious to him. He's trying to make a serious point.

Ah, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but Also, the Lincoln Project was funneling money to their friends. They were taking all these donations. They were up to a lot of shady shit. The Lincoln Project was a fucking disaster for everyone involved. John has another guest on his show. I forget what the name of the organization is, but he says this about the guy's organization. In the meantime, I'll bring up some really American. These guys are doing the Lord's work much like the Lincoln project. John, is you not get the memo? See these guys are great just like the Lincoln project. You mean the pedophilia ring that they're trying to break up right now? You moron? All right, here's another great interview question for our front-time Arnold. Jevicee Trump through cocaine?

I don't, I don't, I'd never have no idea about that. See, John, the way that conversations work is you start telling stories, you get someone to open up about an event or something and then things come out of that. Yeah. Oh my gosh. And then this, this one time we're at the Playboy Mansion together. And Tom tells this story. He's like, I was with Trump and he was with his wife and his daughter.

And they're like underage girls, they're someone brother, daughter or something, and Trump was looking at a 14 year old. And John's like, what? That's outrageous. Did he ever do coke? Lights? Christ.

Yeah. Did you ever see a right-by-chick? Right, that's literally the questions. He goes, did you hear him use the word? Okay. Okay. Here's another fun one. Unbelievable, man.

What's the most egregious thing, like besides of, you know, which the 14-year-olds is just unbelievable? Is there anything more egregious? I mean, is there anything? Give some more egregious crap that Trump did in your presence? I'm just curious. Well, I mean, I did, I didn't roll with him, you know, but in my presence, I mean, the most egregious thing I don't, I never, I haven't had a drink since 1989, so. So basically what Tom Arnold is saying is,

if Trump was up to some crazy shit I wasn't in the picture because I was trying to be sober. Yeah, I mean, it's also well known the time Arnold had a cocaine and drinking problem Yeah, and they needed to sober up. He doesn't appear to be sober, but he says he is Yeah, but of course Stuttering John who's the dumbest fucking person on the planet wraps up the interview with this All right, thanks Tom for coming on. Please come back again. Thanks buddy who's the dumbest fucking person on the planet wraps up the interview with this. All right, thanks Tom for coming on. Please come back again. Thanks buddy.

All right man, I'll see. Oh Tom, where do you live? In LA. Oh, let's get together and have a beer one of these days. Let's get together and have a beer one of these days. I haven't drank since 1989 and John goes, let's get a beer, hold on on it gets funnier. Oh, yeah You and that that's your real backdrop

But I'm in the valley are you in the valley? I know not yet. I haven't followed that part But let me say this I'll be I don't as I just said on your show you probably forgot I haven't had a drink since 1989 I know as I just said on your show you probably forgot I haven't had a drink since I So fucking funny that was like I just said this you probably just forgot yeah, I don't drink anymore I'm sober and stutter and John goes, oh, I know I know I just what let's get together and then I'll drink all the beer Yeah, you can watch me drink beer great So after he has time Arlan and the guy from that other thing, he's talking about how great a show that he did and he's bringing up the fact that now Tom Arlon,

I remember him on Howard Stern back in like 2016, 2017 maybe after Trump was elected and Tom's like, I have the tapes that are gonna take this guy down. We have all of the footage from Celebrity Apprentice that didn't make it to air, and we're gonna take this guy down. Now, Tom, I think I had a TV show or something, and it went nowhere.

They didn't have any damning evidence or footage or anything, but for some reason John says this. MGM has those tapes of the outtakes of the Celebrity Apprent apprentice, which could be so damaging to Trump. Does he know it's 2021? Does he know that there's nothing they can be more damaging to Trump than the last four years?

Yeah, seriously. How the fuck does he think we're finding a take-out truck? The guy was in page twice. He's out of office. He can't do business in New York City where he lives. What are you talking about? We're finding a dick dot drop through the battles over. You want that? This guy's like running like John Rambel. Nothing is over. Yeah, you don't just turn it off

Seriously, yeah, it's over, Johnny. I should have grabbed that clip. It's over. Yeah, the Does he not know? Maybe he's in queue. He thinks the impeachment was, or the, he's gonna come back and march. He thinks the inauguration was fake. Yes. The real inauguration is gonna be in March. Yeah. That's what it used to be.

Yeah. All right, so Dow John has to justify what a great show he did, which I love how much attention he faced to his chat room. You can get in his head so easily. For some reason, he was talking, it was time Arnold about nonsense, like sports and shit for a little while,

and people are giving him a little grief for that. So if I have Tom on and we talk a little sports, come on, he's from Iowa that's filled with dreams when my favorite movies of all time, you just gotta relax, you know? It's all gonna work out. And I knew I had that, I knew I had Justin coming on. I knew Justin was gonna be great.

And, you know, so I think it was a great show. He thinks it was a great show. What? How relaxed he's from Syracuse. He had a basketball team a couple years ago. We'll talk about it for us, it'll be great. Can you imagine Jimmy Fallon? That's the fucking side.

And at the end of the show is like, all right guys, well listen, I know that that interview I did in the first one wasn't great, but the band was pretty good. I think that was a great show. I, I, I, the bit kind of landed flat, but I, I mean, it was pretty good, right? Who would talk like that? And then John starts talking about his Patreon.

It wreaks of desperation. The way he promotes his Patreon. I've never heard anyone else talk about their Patreon like he does. So, and I don't know what, I mean, what people are waiting for to get on the Patreon. I mean, I mean, you know, I'm getting more and more people, but let's get this thing going because I'm gonna be doing more

and more celebrity-driven shows only on my Patreon. And you can get in as little as $5. So I mean, it's not a lot. It's not a lot. He doesn't understand why there are more people supporting about Patreon, Groje. He can't fathom why people wouldn't be doing that. And he even says, just ask someone who's already a Patreon member.

Thank you so much for the superchats. But seriously, guys, I mean, you know, I'm telling you, you will not regret being a Patreon member. If you talk to good as gold, if you talk to Mark B or any of these people, you know, they'll tell you how much fun the Patreon shows are. I mean, I let my hair down. The Patreon, I was in so much fun, it was just ask around.

They're even less structured than this bullshit that I'm doing. I'm gonna fucking hard sell that in. A hard sell, and then this is my favorite part of his push for getting people to send out for Patreon. When he lists the people that could potentially be at a future episode of beer on the balcony. And don't forget, you know, we're gonna have guests like, you know, I'm trying to get rain. We'll sit on. I'm reaching out to a lot of celebrities. I

ask Greg Grunberg from Star Wars. He couldn't do it because he's been busy. He's doing stuff. But I'm gonna keep on going. Lier the cable guy. I mean, you know, all my friends, you know, Guy Fieri. And, you know, like all my celebrity friends, I already had Jay Lenovo, and maybe I'll Jay on again. You know, Jack Black, David Spade. So become a Patreon member, because I, you know, I do have these guys telephone numbers, and I will get a hold of them. I just I just started the patreon so it's taking me a little longer

Joe my patreon I just Namedrops seven celebrities who I have in my phone who might want to talk to 25 people who knows maybe David's paid wants to stop Performing on the road and doing TV shows. And would rather come on my YouTube channel. It's only available to Patreon supporter. That thing I've ever heard of my entire channel. So he just listed seven celebrities.

I hope everyone take note of that. Let's follow this. I want to see if he gets any of those people either he just said. I want to even get one of those fucking people on beer on the balcony. I'd be shocked. Just Christ. I'd be shocked just Christ I'd be shocked and those weren't all a-listers there, but I'd still be shocked well

If they even had two seconds of due diligence. Oh, they want me on that show Let me look up what that show is on YouTube. Oh my god. I would never Who would hit play on that and be like oh, that's a show I should be on Yeah Who would hit play on that and be like, oh, that's a show I should be on. Hey, Jaylin, you want to watch me get drunk? Yeah. All right. Last thing that I don't, did Dave Letterman ever use the hand word? All right. Last thing I want to play, because I want to remind everybody that's

that during John, we'll be at Side Splitters in Tampa. And don't forget, if you're in Florida, everybody, on February 24th, I'll be at Side Splitters in Tampa. So if you're close to the Tampa area, or if you're when you're taking our two hour drive, I'm gonna be driving it from from Miami. But I'm doing Side Splitters in Tampa, February 24th, 8 p.m. show. We got to keep an eye on this, everybody. Yeah, that's coming up. This is coming up the 24th of February from what I've seen five tickets have sold so far.

Five, five. It was two, which crazy about five is that there's a single. When you go to a comedy club, you always want to just sit on the table by yourself. That's always a lot of fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and eighth wheel. But all right, let's please keep an eye

on Centering John's Side Splitters appearance. What's funny about this is that Side Splitters is a comedy club. And typically what they do at comedy clubs is they bring a comedian in as a headliner. And the comedian will do a Thursday show, two Friday shows, and then two Saturday shows. And the reason why the comedy club is set up the way that it is is because we're going

to bring the headliner around to do five shows. So they're going to try to get the capacity that will have the number of people from that town who will go see that comedian over five shows. Yeah. If John's playing one show and can't sell out the room that's already pathetic but it gets worse. Yeah. What do the early sounds? Five fucking tickets. Oh, be beautiful. Happy Friday.

Well, I mean, he is a major television star by his own telling. He's a major recording artist by his own telling. All right. Well, I feel like we've talked about it all. We've talked about a lot, right? We talked about Jesse Peterson. Hmm. We talked about press house coffee. Mm-hmm.

Fonovino coffee. Oh, amazing. We had some Alex Jones going bonkers. The stuck in my mind podcast, OP radio, the briefcase, stuttering John Melendez. You know what that means? It's time for... The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. time for. This is the part of the show that people really look forward to on WATP. Here, first time listener, I'll explain what this is. What we do is we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's WATP. TV will excited about it. To tease them. What a concept. Because we want you to tune in again next week. If you're a first time listener

and you're listening to the show today, you're thinking, I love this crows guy. What's he gonna say next week? Ha ha ha ha. And so that's why we're teasing this. Here's the podcast, we'll be reviewing. The question, I have a bone to pick with you. What?

Okay, so on Facebook, how old are you? On Facebook? No, how old are you in general 26? And we spoke about this last week Mike's daughter is young 18 right? And you asked you and you said hey, you want to bring to a concert Oh, let me go let me go the the Tesla guy right? Yeah, yes, don't test them. Yeah, I'll tell you how big bro 18 is legal aid you can say if she's 17 or six you can say that we continue down this road You know we're gonna get a phone call right you know we're getting a phone call That's right. This is between two blue balls Featuring time order there Chris the intern and high pitch. Good Lord. What's the name of the show?

Between two blue balls. Good God. You watched them. You should see the graphic for it. I'd rather not. Oh my gosh, my friend, Shuley will be on next week. Oh, nice. And we'll be talking about high pitch Eric. I remember the fuck is going out with that guy, but that, that should be a lot of fun.

So, Kroge, thank you so much for coming on the show. Oh, my pleasure. Thanks for having me. I don't know if the fuck is going out with that guy, but that should be a lot of fun. So, Kroge, thank you so much for coming on the show. My pleasure, thanks for having me. You were fantastic as always. Is there anything that you want to plug? I do, I brought a clip from my plug this week because if you go to theisotopes.com, you can see a brand new video from sad isotopes and this is just a sneak preview of

what you might hear when you go to that website. The plot, as much as it had the one, was jam packed with full frontal nudity, masturbation, homosexuality, onstage douching, and simulated fecal consumption, with chocolate pudding sub din as the real thing That's right new video the isotopes.com So please join us again next week. It might be that we found out what's for all who are these podcasts? Well every pony Okay great show good job everybody. Good job everyone

Fucking things There were no laughs. You mean on eyes? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense.

What is going on in the sub right at this week? So, no podamus has this fun idea. Take a shot every time Carl says some variation of, quote, what are they talking about, or quote, what's going on after playing a clip. Carl, my friend, please pick new filler phrases. If this was a real drinking game, people would end up in the hospital after only one episode, still five stars though. Zerks writes, I disagree with your closing statement.

This podcast has plummeted to a tepid 4.9 for me. First turn up says, take a drink every time Carl says and not for nothing out of context. Clapper jabber times in with another Carlism quote, I didn't edit that. That's the way their show sounds. Clockwork X-Man claims, OP slash Cuomo bit was funny Carl, fuck to haters. Turbo 7049, yes, improv comedy is always the best.

Jumami happy, right? It would have been nice if Governor Meatball would have made at least a passing reference to killing thousands of grandma's and grandpa's. He could have tied it into Opie killing Vic Henley. Asuna Carrito forever suggests, Carl should move to Texas already so he can be freezing and without power,

but at least he can go out to the grocery store without a mask on, only he can go out to the grocery store without a mask on. Only for you lashes out with these did fucktards are so enraging. I was actually angry at Carl for this episode. A brain buddy in my head was telling me to kill Carl, but it was just my internal monologue. Exciting apricot posts. The guest co-host said like about 3,000 times. I wanted to throw my phone against the wall.

Some kind of cave demon. Oof, these guests are too cool to A, take literally any clips and B, even finish a single episode of the podcast. Always a letdown. A look here man has this take. Pretty good show. I like well on WATP.

He's a bit of a fag, but I'll give him a tug. Hell, I'll even suck on it a little. Benadrill Peppers ponder the fucking ponderous with, what is it about this community and teasing and gangrenicely says what we're all thinking. I know if he's going to suck on it a little, why not a lot? Given the guy Blue Balls, selfish. So Vic is joining us today. Hi, Vic. Hello, Carl. Hello. Hello. Unfortunately, I do have a song

that is specifically for Casey. I'm going to play that for you. And I think this is going to confuse the hell out of a lot of people. Cases. Heritidys. W-A-T-P Patreon members. Carl. Tribute to Casey's wet t-shirt. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one.

I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. and it'll probably be the only ones in your full. That's a pretty good point right there. Vic, how have you been?

I've been fantastic. It's been snowing. Oh, good. Glad to hear that. Yeah, Casey said that her internet sucks. She was going to be on with us today. We're going to have a, uh, a threesome, but yeah. So the person I've been let down won't be the last. Any reviews for us there, Vic? Yeah, I have a couple for you today. Great. It's not the person I've been let down won't be the last. Any reviews for us there, Bick? Yeah, I have a couple for you today.

Great. This one starts off with, wow. I feel like this show is intentionally unfunny. It starts off with that and that's the whole thing. That's the whole thing. I like it. I mean, it's a buzzer who we have out as a guest. But I mean, it's a buzzer who we have out as a gas. But I mean, five star.

Yeah, no, it's a one star, for sure. It was probably a Vinnie episode. When we were playing the hype bitch, people to discover we're like, is that Vinnie? The next one is, who is this rubber dick? If Jury Lane ever questions why the isotopes have no vocals again, please point him to episode 237. The last ever music special. Fair enough. Yeah, it's pretty funny. Yeah, makes sense.

He did drill me on that. Why wouldn't you have a singer? Well, it's instrumental music. Jury, it's a thing that exists in the war. Yeah, I'm not gonna have that. Yeah, and obviously none of your friends have any good vocals, so it's all right, Carl. Well, there is Jen from the Jingles department I might remind you. You're fucking it. It doesn't count.

Yeah, it doesn't count. All right. The next one and last one is Love this Show. Discovered this podcast on Anthony Cumia on Compound Media. They're great, and I especially love the analysis of thin skin talentless opi hues. Love it. I agree, sir. Thank you for finding our show. Although that wasn't as funny as it's supposed to be. Hmm. It's supposed to shit on us in the comments. Uh, right. Have anything else? No, let's listen to some voice mails then we got a few here today not a lot. Why don't you call me back? Call it who baby just to slap my bag and let me around again. Call it who you've never called where you're gonna fuck my dick. God damn it. That was a good thing. But I cut the I'm just gonna drop it. I'm definitely not gonna call it this more time.

Uh, fuck. Oh, beautiful. You know what that guy needs? More BING practice. Yeah, exactly. I like when people say I got our voice mail. That's fun. Oh, remember KC said that she plays, she played soccer. Yes. Yeah. And uh, some people enjoyed that visual in their head. Carl, you literally blew my mind with your soccer analogy. I have never thought of it that way. You're so duped. That's correct. I know for a fact that people who suck at sports play soccer. Yeah. Hey, I'm here in the North Bronx eating a lot of fucking beans.

You know what, beans aren't the fucking MDMA, the fucking eaves band, you know? Hey, everybody in America has two fucking uptight, man. You know, fucking everybody here except fucking what's an end? Kishi and who's the other one? Oh, leaner, leaner, the fucking one in the Navy. I love to give them both a weiner. I Got on beer comes thick. I Got eight inches of fucking love most of and it's thick. I'm going to sleep club tonight and just stop being so uptight here. You guys have no fucking problems, mate. Except starting in John's

a fucking cult. He's a pussy. I've challenged him to fight. He won't fight me. He's such a pussy. And by the way, the Catholics in the Protestants were going to fight the EU together because of what they're doing at the border. Stick with the guys. It gets funny at the end. It's a little like. Don't you think it's a fucking brother so well? We got something coming for the EU. You could trace my number all you want. What if you turn me in? Don't walk yourself. I'll just keep Martin being some fuck you're winning up the ass. Anyways, just want to take Carl, you're a good lad. And keep your ass and turn and John.

I love W-A-T-P. And by the way, this is totally fake accent, but I do love you guys. And I did live over. I'm taking care of some kids in the artist prison. The heroin addiction over there is bad. And I am eating a lot of B-M-D-M-A right now. A lot of other drugs, smoking weed. I just wanna say I love you guys, you know?

In case you set to turn on with the 11 G's or 10 G's or 25 G's. I know she's married, and I didn't miss her tea. I was Mr. Tea. I don't know that stuff that in fashion, but I'm just saying, you know, I mean, I'll paddle the canoe if you would just show me the fucking sweater meat. Just the fucking sweater meat, bro. Just a little fucking glance of the sweater meat. And a glance of the sweater meat.

Just a glance of the swather meat. Just a clown for the swather meat. And what's the other girl's name? Fucking in or all vintage? What the fuck's her name is? God damn it. Wow. And they say romance is dead. You know, sometimes when I listen to these voicemails, I get a clear picture of who's listening to the show. Yeah. Cause it could be a mystery for some podcast. Like, Patrick, when he goes, no, I do, it's like to a show. Mm-hmm. But here, I know exactly how it is.

It's people who are taking way too many drugs. Yeah. What do you think about that, Vince? You know, it's true. I don't enjoy it as much before I was a civilian. Dude, don't find a sound set tough, Carl. You sound a little bit like Sutter and John, dude. Like, don't be cornered.

You're a cornered, man, wearing some green silk, fucking Benagin's waiter shirt. Now I'm just kidding you, I love you bro. But dude, the people this and you know this donkey and the rings out podcast? Fuck those people, they're fucking pussy's. Your genome is the boy of boys, the coolest. Now it's not the coolest dude, the best. No, it's not the coolest, dude. The best co-host you have,

and the coolest on your whole show, is the man who is Andy. And by the way, he should never apologize for having that kid hung. Kid, come on, dude. He's not have that kid W. Hung. Do a fucking see appearance for Ashton. That was two humorous, dude. William Hung is a plastic tourist for a camera.

And, uh, sit. Don't call me back. Fuck off. I hate all of you. And by the way, I was a's...no, Vic is the heifer that's available. So, is this color, if she likes fucking hot facts and getting rent, I'm going to call her Vince and tell her she sucks my deck. No, oops, sorry. No, I know she's...no, Vic is the heifer that's available. So, is this color, if she likes fucking hot facts and getting rent, I'm going to call her no that is the heifer that's available

so this color if you like fucking hot facts getting rin on her mind that's a rinda rammed i think rin that's a tough to prepare question that what's a you know oh god i'd prefer rin just like in rin me over with a car never touching that guy stick that's a pretty good answer.

I have to tell you, I want to apologize. People left well-thought out voice fails. I'm not playing. I played two of this guys voice fails. This guy got me thousands of voice fails. I had to pick a couple to play. So I apologize to anyone who got left out this week. I mean, it was in the 18 minutes of that fucking maniac.

Remember Teresa, our midwestern friend? Of course. She called in. Hey Carl, it's Teresa. Can we just stop with the whole debate about the size of KC's tips? I think the real thing is here, can we just acknowledge that they're nice set of tips? That's all there is. That needs to be said. It doesn't matter if they're C's or G's. She's got nice tips, and I'm not even in the chair,

so I can acknowledge that. So yeah, call me back. All right, that's a bold stand. Yeah, go figure. Teresa, very controversial figure, this Teresa. I can't wish you to win the job. I did love the part where multiple dudes called in to explain bra sizes to Casey now you listen here woman

Yeah, I'm gonna tell you how bras work These are guys who have maybe slept with one girl with B cops in their lives and now they're experts at how Cups sizes work. It's amazing Doug from who's right call them to what do I owe this treat? Hey Carl. This is the Doug system. My preferred adjectives are mean and asshole. My inner world is a Burger King. You reviewing them girls last week made me want to hate

listen to them come. I didn't do it. It just made me want to. Please revisit them. I agree with you wholeheartedly. The brain buddies podcast. Oh, that was one hell of a show, man. Wow. I'll tell you a fun quick anecdote for you. So I was chatting with my father last week. And my dad doesn't listen to the show, but he decided to put it on for once.

He goes, currently listen to your podcast. he decided to put it on for once. He goes, Carl, listen to your podcast. They go, really? What do you think about that? He goes, I didn't know what was going on. I think that probably makes sense. Yeah, that's better that way. It's a lot of nonsense. All right, last one, I smell your.

Hey, Carl, my dog and my grandpa both passed away this week. my dog and my grandpa both passed away this week. It really sucks, but you know what? I'm not Tom Myers. Call me back. That's it, man. That'll get you through some dark days. Yep, always look on the bright side. Just remember you're not Tom Myers.

Correct. Oh, Vic, I heard last time you were on you said that this is war. What's going on with your rivalry with our friend Casey? Oh, so I, you know, she posted her tints and you know, they're good tints, but I got to keep my couch shut up. I got to keep your couch shut up. I actually did. I did.

I'm posting. Yeah. So I did end up taking some pictures in a cowsuit. And I'll give some free and a post on Patreon. Oh, that's amazing. This is a good start though. Oh, please do. Using synthetic milk, it wasn't real milk being used

in these photoshoots, I'd say. No, it's a cashew in almond milk because it's extra creamy, Carl. No, it's a cashew and almond moat because it's extra creamy Carl. Mmm, she's crazy. Mac, I love it. Well done. How long is she gonna last at the Navy? Yeah, it's been. We were taking bats on the overrun to ride this. She's the more together of all the military people I know actually. I think there's gonna be considerable discharge. of all the military people I know actually. I think there's gonna be considerable discharge.

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