Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep247 - The High Pitch Erik Show

Episode Date: February 28, 2021

Before High Pitch Erik became the biggest Cameo star in the world, he had a podcast with Gonzo Shitcock. There was no point to it other than to take calls from people who trolled the hosts. This is one of the best examples of our show's promise - we listen so you don't have to. And you're welcome. Shuli Egar, aka Mr. Shuli, joins us this week to listen to Erik threaten to kill everyone. Then we bring in Branden to discuss Patrick Michael's reaction to his appearance on SSOTW. It's victory lap time! Congrats. 20% off your purchase with the code "watp20" https://manscaped.com/ Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ https://shalomshuli.com/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple podcasts and then shit all over in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called the high pitch Eric show. I teased last week. We're going to do between two blue balls, but this show is better. Between two blue balls was more recent. It was from March of last year, but it wasn't enough about high pitch. High pitch was more of a bit part on that. So I thought the high pitch Eric show would be better.

Julian and I both listened separately. We have not discussed it. We've each other beforehand. Let's get into it. So this is a show with hosts, High Pitch Eric, and Ganzo Shitcock. There's a woman on there, Robin. He was like a phone screener, but not really,

because all the calls just go directly into the show, even when they're like mid conversation. I'm gonna play a clip. This is how the show starts off. It's a bit of a rough start. Hello. Hey Eric. I don't know if we cut out an I don't know for a live or not,

but if we are live, hi everyone. Welcome to the former Hype Jeric podcast featuring Gondzel, now that. Oh. Now that. Is that you Eric? I still got the music. No, that's not me. You still hear the music?

Hold on. This is going great. So I should probably point out, because I'm getting right into it. Who High Pitch Eric is? Now, High Pitch Eric is part of the Howard Stern Wack Pack. He has been for decades now. He has a very high pitched voice.

And that's why they discovered him. And that's why they love him. They've turned him into a monster. He really is so entitled on the show. This is right after that intro, Eric cannot deal with life. He's having a very hard time. This is the former Hype Jarrick show featuring Gonzo show. Now the Gonzo show featuring Hype Jarrick. That's accurate, right? Well, maybe. Because it's now it's my show. Because you

didn't want all the stress of running your own show. So, and if you guys want to call in and talk to us, the phone number is 917-477-7701. And if I get one hate tonight, I end the show tonight. One hate, and you're gonna end it? Yes. So, Eric starts off by saying, I am not going to deal with people trolling me on the show.

And guess what happens after that? I wonder. Two hours of people trolling high pitch Eric non-stop. Well, let's, I mean, look, in all honesty, you know, let's be honest here, there was less heavy lifting in the building of the pyramids than there is doing a show with high pitch Eric. Okay. You, you're getting one more. No, yes. Hello. You know, that's all you're getting. And it's hard. It's not easy. And Gonzo, God bless them broadcasting genius that he is, is having a real rough time. But you, you claim that was a bad start to the show. I say otherwise. I say that was a one of a kind start to the show. You don't hear too many podcasts being put out with

that technical glitch in the beginning and they just let it roll. I love it. Yeah. There is something to it that is unique. I'll give you that. I just want to say, Carl, if I get one hate in chat, I'm fucking gone forever. Yeah, this is what the show is. Is high pitch threatening to leave the show nonstop. And then Gonzo having to plead with them to please stay out of the show because it gets way less interesting when he's not there.

But backing up real quick to your point, Julie, because no, Julie has actually done a ton of work with high pitch Eric, going all the way back to the crap,acular. I mean, Julie, you were there when high pitch tried to shit out a pound of shit in what a 24 hour period. Yeah, it was, the bit was the crap,acular. How much could one man shit in 24 hours and the reprop bets, you know, would he shit more than a raccoon in one sitting? Would he shit more than, you know, a dog total? Would

he? So it was very exciting. And they needed somebody there to read out the wait. And I was just starting at serious with the show. And it brought this up in the boardroom at a Howard 100 news meeting and they said we need a reporter to cover this and every reporter looked at each other like is this a fucking prank is this a joke. And I'm the only idiot in the back though and this is history in my mind. I'm like this is history and I raised my hand. I said let me write in and I did it and I was the first thing I covered, dry heaving the whole time, watching him shit in a portable old people toilet and getting stuck in it at one point. He was so fat he couldn't get out of it. And I had to watch his buddy, Jilly Boots, Mayreston, peace literally pull him out like you pull out a truck out of a mud.

And I just remember standing there going, this is historic. I'm a part of history right now. of a mud and, and, and I just remember standing there going, this is, this is historic. I'm a part of history right now. We're still talking about it today, Sheila. That was a very important event that happened. Yeah. Yeah. And let me tell you something. It was not pretty. It was horrific. I'm guessing that his shit's don't smell pleasant would be my guess. No, no, and there was no, they weren't solid after a while. He was eating,

you know, Jamaican beef patties, taco bell, subway, you know, you name it. People, they talk about friends. These people are just coming by, like, just dropping off this horrific food to him. And he, thank you, thank you. I got a shed. Get the toilet. My first foie my first entrance into entertainment with that. It took you 15 years to quit. That's impressive. I should have quit that day. Right. So I want the reason why I brought that up is just to let everybody know that Shuley has a ton of experience of trying to make high-pitch Eric entertaining. It's not easy to do. Here's an example of Gonzo asking seven questions in a row and getting the exact same answer every single time. Do you want to, um, do you want him to call in? No.

You guys can talk about it? No. Okay. What if he calls any talks to me and you just don't, do you just don't talk to him? No, so we can so we can explain No What if one bond sucks your dick? No What if I suck your dick? No, I thought you told Howard. Do you want to meet a suck your dick? No

It's not easy to broadcast with this guy I thought you told Howard, do you want to meet a second dick? No. It's not easy to broadcast with this guy. I don't believe that last two. I do believe he would suck Donzo's dick in a second. He had a huge crush on Donzo and they worked together all the time. Yeah, guys, those like the heartthrob of the Stirred Show universe, right? Oh, yeah, I remember they were sharing a room once on the road somewhere and Gonzo sent me video high pitch coming out of the shower and he's got a towel around his waist,

which the towel's holding on for dear life. It's barely making it around. It looks like a washcloth on me. And he just cut, right, it looks like those towels that the high divers use when they get out, like those little smocks. Yeah. And he just, and he goes,

and he comes out of the shower, he's just, he's gone. So I'm naked. Oh, you want to see me naked? And he just hear a downzo vomiting in the background. But, um, yeah, I, he had a huge cry. But that's Eric, you know, when he, you, you ask him if he wants to sell it, he'll say no seven times in a row as well. That's how he is. He's a child. He, when he, you ask him if he wants to sell it, he'll say no seven times in a row as well. That's how he is. He's a child. What he doesn't want to do something knows the only answer.

Well, this entire episode, he's not in a good mood. He's ornery. At one point, I think, uh, God doesn't even ask him what's going on with them. Eric, what's your penis size and circumference? None of your business. Eric, why are you still uptight tonight? Yeah, why are you still uptight? Why are you talking about your penis size?

What, what, what are you talking about your micro-failess? What's your problem? Dude, why are you being a pussy about this? Like just talking about your dick? And Hypeitch even says he just woke up. You know, he's kind of out of it. But then something happens. Now famously, Hypeitch took a wide detector test to find out whether he was gay or not.

And this was on the Stern show a few years ago. And it turns out that high pitch isn't gay for just any dude. It has to be a celebrity. He's a starfucker. He is a starfucker, but he also likes, let me just throw this. And he also likes local weathermen and any law enforcement or fire department in uniform. Big fan of those. That's true.

And yeah, if you're an actor playing a police officer, even better, that's like the perfect thing to have. His biggest crush is Donnie Walberg. So David Arquette calls into this show. I'm not making this out. David Arquette calls into this show. This is the only time the hype it just animated and excited. Listen to his response.

David Arquette, what's up buddy? Thanks for calling. What's up, Gonzo? How are you? I'm good, how are you? I'm good. I'm just here with hype it. We were talking about, we didn't have any callers no one would call us so we thought about it not. Is that really, is that really, David? Yeah, it is, buddy. How are you? So he's very excited, he's very animated. Oh, is that David? Oh my God.

So he goes right to hitting on David Arquette. There's a David, do you plan to continue walking in time soon? It's just in New York, we were promoting something called Dijklegis, which is a morning signal that we did a commercial for. What else shall I do? I'll take it, my hair to have wake up. I'll take that. I mean, my fourth trimester. I love the way he hits on David Arca is the

same way like centering John hits on Chrissy mayor. He's going to be in the York. By the way, you know, this is clearly before David sobered up. I mean, you don't get this booking with a sober David our child. So let's just throw that out there. Yeah. So of course, Gonzo thanks David for calling in and high pitch wants to make sure that David knows his appreciation for it. Well, yeah, you're my favorite, you're my favorite color on the certain shade. Thank you, Gonzo. And we love you. Yeah, we love you. He's like jumping over people to tell how much he loves David our cat.

And we love you and some of us are hard for you right now. I've got a half an inch for you. Yeah, that's what you know. He's really like somebody or he's really tired is when his octaves dip like a roller coaster. Like, yeah, let's just go. Is that really David? Like, it's just, I hate that I, I can't help but do the impression whenever I hear his voice. I should not be even trying it when we have a master.

Absolutely should. Everybody would just text me. I only read it in his voice. Like, yeah, it's, that's just what everybody has to do. You can't not do the voice. So I want to talk about the main theme of this show. And the main theme is people call in to troll HiPitch and then he over reacts like a motherfucker.

I have a supercott that I put together. Sit back and enjoy just from one episode of this show. High-pitch Eric, motherfucking people. Fuck you. Go the hell, hope you die. Fuck you. You should go the hell and fucking suck my dick. Go fuck yourself and die, asshole.

Fuck you, asshole. No, fuck you, Hanson. Tantafuck off. Hey, you dropped that and fucking suck my dick. I want to't the fuck off. Hey you dropped dead and fucking sucked my dick. I had to shut the fuck up, fuck you asshole. Fuck you, I'll kill you. Where he's being a creepy fox, I'll kill him. All right, how the hell up on this douchebag?

Fuck you asshole, suck my dick. Hey, how the hell up on this moron? I'm sure. You're gonna tell Ray to fucking drop dead. So fuck you, raisin bread. I hope you fucking die. And I hope your girlfriend leaves you because you're a fucking piece of shit.

So fuck you, loser. Hey, dummy. I hope you fucking die. You piece of shit. I will fucking punch him in the fucking face. I fucking take my cane and beat him over the fucking face. Fuck him. So, they go fuck themselves.

And fucking... They go fuck each other in the ass. They go fuck and suck a dick. Yeah, can you fuck? Oh, I'm going to die. He's actually the star of the show. I love somebody in Chad says this guy sounds like an angry Mickey mouse. Oh yeah.

It's so true, man. But that's, you know, Eric doesn't know how to react other than threatening people, threatening them with violence, threatening them with having to blow him. No, I like that when I like when he tell someone they should die and then blow him. Yeah, yeah, right. You should fucking die and come back to life and suck my fucking I think I love the most about him is is it just sounds like there's a pool of just liquid in his throat whenever he and it's just like and certain letters they just are so loud when they come out because all the flimps so he's like uh hey hey Robert why don't you

why don't you go and suck my cat I thought he had a bacon cheeseburger in his mouth that's what it sounds like to me like he's like in the middle of eating a giant meal during this entire five-castle. Be by guys. I'd rather that than, you know, I think somebody would chat and mention this. I'd rather that than somebody go, I'm gonna fucking sue you, motherfucker.

Well, yeah, he goes that route as well. But yeah, but he, you know, his lawyer is trolling him just like all the trolls. So, I don't. All right. So God's O's trying to tell this guy. He's got to stop threatening people. And he explains that the reason why people are calling him and trolling him is because he's reacting this way. That's why people troll you because you get so angry and you wish death upon them. No shit. No shit, you're on.

No shit. I don't think the high pitch is picking up on this concept. Common sense is a train that doesn't stop at his train stop. So you know, I've tried, there's on my Patreon, there's a three and a half four minute video before his gastric bypass surgery, which we all paid for. Ladies and gentlemen, he's sitting there and it's like a tennis match. We're going back and forth and he's just going, what if I don't wake up from the anesthesia? And I'm going, well, you're not going to

know that because you're not going to be awake, but you will wake up. But what if I don't? But you will. What if I don't? And I'm just like, what the fuck am I doing here? I'm going to jump out, put me under. I want to get the fuck out of here. That would be the best thing that could possibly happen to you, high pitch. You're an angry, angry man. Although nowadays, is he still rolling in cameo, though? Oh my God. I mean, it's a whole new, it's a rebirth. It's like spinal tap, two point mock, two point. Oh, you know, it's a whole new version of I pitch a high pitch Eric with money. This is 2017 high pitch that we're listening to.

Since this has happened, he's gone on cameo. He makes more money than most of the staff at the Howard Sturge show. I'm pretty sure at this point, he's buying vehicles with cash. He's rolling it up. He showed me, he showed me his cameo on his phone, you know, through the app where you can see what you've earned so far. Yeah. And when I tell you, I had such a sad drive home that night.

I mean, I was doing self inventory on my life where I'm at. And you know, one of the reasons why he's so popular in there is because he is the real life Ron Bergen deep. Right. He'll say anything. You write it. He records it reads it doesn't think about it. One of my favorite ones. He's like, Hey, Carl, I want to wish you a happy birthday from your wife, Megan and white power. And that's it. And That's how it ends. And he doesn't even think twice about it. He's no idea what he just said. He just said. He just said. I'm sure it's

good reviews on there too as a result. So he's like, they have him on the front page. He's like one of the biggest. It's him and the guy from and Kevin from the office. Are you only want to make your money on that thing? No, he's not real witty or quick. No That car. He doesn't come up with great comebacks. I like this clip that I'm about to play for you He like winds up like he's gonna knock it out of the park and then he just has nothing Well, you know something you can't fuck with me now. So you want to know you want to fuck with somebody? Go fuck with, go fuck with somebody else.

Dickface. You want to fuck with somebody? You want to fuck with somebody? Then go fuck with someone else, Dick. Hey, you know what they say? When life gives you lemons, get in a car, drive off a cliff. Unfortunately, he would never call me something that witty. Do you want me to get him to record an ID for you guys?

Because people in the chat are suggesting that, you know, welcome, welcome to who are these podcasts? White power. Yeah, you can get a couple of those. You can just, you can just clip me of those. I would, I would just, you could just clip me doing that and just use that. You're perfect. They can't cancel a Jew screaming white power, can they?

I don't fix that. I mean, if there was a way to get your podcast canceled, I would have done it by now. For sure. We keep trying. We keep trying. But that's not working for us. All right. So the big thing that happens in this episode, after the David Arquette phone call, which lasted all 90 seconds, which was amazing, two hour long show, by the way, I'm sorry about that, Julie. So the, the, the, oh, don't be sorry about that. Be sorry about sending me more fucking work for this show that I had in the 15 years I worked

for the fucking Stern show. He goes, I'm gonna send you some volume. I'm thinking stuff's gonna be clipped out. Two, three minute clips. I start playing it. I look, I go, this fucking Carl wants me to sit through an hour and a half of Gonzo and Eric. Yep. I'm like, I thought Carl liked me.

Dude, the worst part about coming out of this show is the homework involved in it. And that's why most people are like, yeah, I'll never do that again. That was a terrible decision I just made. No, I'm just kidding. But you know, once the weed kicks in, I'm out, you know what I mean? I only have so much patience. Oh, another great suggestion from the chat. Who are these podcasts? The Holocaust wasn't real. Perfect. Yeah, I'm just whatever chat's throwing up that I like, I'm reading it. And I'm giving you guys credit. So relax over there.

It's funny though, I do have to remind everyone about my first interaction with Chrissy Mayer when she reached out to me and said, I want to be on your show and I said, great. Then I email her the show that we're gonna review and I say, listen, listen to the show. I'm gonna pull a bunch of clips. If you want to, great, if not, that's okay too. She writes you back immediately and says, oh, you know what, I'm actually busy,

that's what we can't. That's like the perfect answer. I get it, you thought you were just gonna go out of podcast. She's the shit. You actually have to do some homework and prep for this and I apologize for it. So the big thing that happens here is that somebody posts Eric's phone number in the chat. I'm glad to hear that. Thanks for taking my call. God bless. Okay.

Hey, it's your go-to-share-go-jack. You be safe since you're gonna be safe. Hey, come on, Tom. I'm talking to Shor. Shor, of course you're my fucking phone number and the pod trash chat. Oh, Eric, why the fuck would you say that? Can you please delete that wish? Eric, why the fuck are you, why are you, you're so fucking stupid, Eric. So Eric freaks out that someone posted his real number. Now, of course, the thing to do is to pretend like that's not your real number and not draw attention

to it, but of course course he freaks out. And he's wondering why there aren't people monitoring his chat. So I don't know. I mean, why does it show in monitor the chat? Yeah. Who are they gonna hire for that job? I mean, maybe if this thing doesn't work out with the the lip-tired stuff the Center in Jobs doing,

maybe they can hire him to monitor the God's own. Yeah, I'm sure they could get somebody if they, you know, walk through the poor authority terminal and just offer somebody five bucks. They'd have a phone screener, a chat screener. I mean, the fact that you have anybody doing this with you, you should be grateful for it. He thinks he's a star. He's like, well, how is this happening?

If there aren't three people monitoring our chat and also checking our phone calls. Well, I always say he's like the forest gump of the Stern show where, you know, nothing should work out for him, but it always kind of does. Right. Yes. You know, we did a poker tournament and a comedy show out in Sconnectiated Casino, Rivers Casino. And it was myself, Ronnie, Sal, and High Pitch wanted

to come up because he knows you can get a free room. And so I told him, all right, I'll get you a room. And he's like, what do you want me to do while I'm there? I'm like, nothing, just hang out, say hi to fans, be nice to them. And he comes up with the concept to give offer people massages for 10 bucks while they're playing in the tournament. Okay. And and I'm thinking there's no fucking way anybody's gonna let this guy touch them. Fucking guy walked out there with $450.00. Sarty debt. You know, and people were buying massages for their buddies at other tables. So they're like, said to get over there. They above really like what a fucking you. He's like relax

But again all the tension out of you The guy across him you have a wash I Folded by I saw this pocket I have Those don't look on his face. Those are pocket kids. Can you imagine? I wonder he was getting everyone to hire him. He's got the cheekiest poker player.

He tried to give me a massage. I felt like, you know, decaprio fighting the bear and the Revenant, you know, I'm just like, oh God, that paints a picture, doesn't it? So because his phone never got posted, he decides he's leaving the show. This is mid-show. Hypatriarch hasn't formed me that he has indeed hung up

because someone posted his phone number. We don't know who the culprit is. We don't know, he just, how do they know? All right, so this is the whole thing, is that he's constantly saying, I'm gonna leave that. How about to have a show anymore? Say goodbye to your gravy train.

He's not right. Although he's right about that because as soon as he's gone and this goes on for 20, 30 minutes, I didn't listen to this part that much, but God's those got nothing without error. And I think I've run out of things to say. I don't know. Robin, are we still on the, are we still doing the, um, the paris scope thing? He's got nothing to talk about.

So it's really just an embarrassing part of the show there. Listen, I'm only five episodes into my podcast, but I don't think that's not a fear or a worry. Where one day I'm just like, okay. So I swear there today, we'll be right back, you know, one of those. But yeah, when you're, I always said the whack pack is fascinating, but what's really fascinating to me, the people who hitched themselves up to that whack packer. That, to me, is fascinating. Riley Martin was a great wack packer on the show for years.

And then, you get to meet Iran. Yeah, right. My friend, Iran, is here. You understand? And then you meet Iran. And Iran is just a whole nother ball game, and you're like, wow. So what's made Iran and Iran is just a whole another ballgame and you're like, wow, so what's going on in Iran's life that he's hooking up with right like that's a safe bet.

You know, right. So what you're saying is that the Gonzo vehicle isn't going to go very far without the gasoline that is high pitch air. Because that we were telling me. Yeah, I mean, if we if we trace back Gonzo's illustrious career, it started with Eric the Midget. Okay. And then it moved on to High Pitch. And he trolled Eric the Midget like this for years. And it was great content. It was hilarious stuff. Gonzo did a great job. Well, but, you know, without that golden goose, it's some heavy, heavy shit going on. Well, thank God Eric comes back to the show and only the way that Hype and Jared can come back onto a show by telling someone to drop dead.

Eric, what's going on over there? By the way, Eric, welcome to your show. By the way, are you a tall way to fucking drop dead? Eric, no more death threats. I know that's not technically a death threat, but you're doing good job of dancing your way around it. But stop wishing death upon people. What the fuck is wrong with you? Stop the death. Listen, tell ways and breadth to drop dead and I hope you fucking dies. All right, if you're on the internet telling Razen Bread to drop dead, you might want to check

your priorities in life. I'm gonna fucking kill Raz the party is all the dumb names that he has to fight with Hey, tell purple wiggie. No fucking done It's hard to take him seriously with that voice and the name that he's threatening Yeah, hey, tell badger shit that I don't appreciate that at all. So what Goddard was trying to tell Highpitch is that he's fucking up his own karma by threatening everybody with violence and death threats. And I don't think Highpitch is getting it. Well, you know, he started a shit.

And Kwame is going to be a bitch to him. So he better run and hide. And he better watch his front back. I don't think he's getting it when he's like, yeah, well, his karma's gonna suck because I'm gonna murder him. Wait, yeah, that's not what this is. Kwame's coming in the form of a 400 pound possibly gay guy.

Ha ha ha ha. I just love, I just love it. I, oh, you know what? I'll private cream me and his karma is gonna come back to really kick him in his ass. So this guy, Raisin Bread lives in Florida, I guess. I don't know how they know any of this stuff, but they're assuming that Raisin Bread's the one who posted

his phone number and high pitch is very upset with him and he threatens raisin bread the exact same way Stuttery John threatens people which I found hilarious. Eric can I tell you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna stalk a raisin bread and murder him so he's been running high. I'm keeping a tough guy Eric you're not a fucking tough guy. I have people in Florida. I'm gonna have to have people in Florida. They're gonna go after raising bread. Yes. Eric. Eric, can I say something? You're gonna tell us a guy, you're gonna tell your, your, your mafia in Florida. There's a guy named Raisin bread. Go find him. Okay. Okay.

I'll get what he is from is IP address. Oh, how are you going to do that? So I want to point out although Stuttering John is slightly better at it than Hype at Jericho is it's pretty much the exact same thing. This is John Threatenig Bay. Patrick Michael, the only one doing super chats today. So I'll ask, I'll answer his question again. Patrick Michael is a big fan of these idiot dude, some fat loser fuck who works at a marketing company in rock chester.

And look, I've been offered to send some of my friends there. Of course, I don't do that. I'll, you know, and I wouldn't do that. But there are ways I could fuck with them that are not anything illegal and violent and I'm in the process of doing that. This guy's gonna wish that he doesn't fuck with me. Okay, just trust me on that. So when you say something, when you put it out there, you're like, well, I, you know, I wouldn't obviously do that. I wouldn't deny the Holocaust happened. I mean,

I mean, obviously I wouldn't do that. I think that's crazy. There's always people denying the Holocaust, but. Don't you need friends to actually threaten somebody to do something? I wouldn't do that. I think that's crazy. There's all these people denying the Holocaust. But, don't you need friends to actually threaten somebody to do something? You would think so. I'm sure Stutton Joe has a ton of friends up in Rochester, New York or Western New York, who are all just wearing a gun.

I mean, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, I pitch as more friends that are willing to do that than him. Yeah, high-budget, she probably does know people in Florida who are as fucked up as he is. Oh, for sure. I mean, crazy finds crazy. You could put a million, you know, normal people in a room, put one crazy guy in the other, one crazy girl on the other, they will find each other. They will be in love. Trust me. That's true. So you mentioned that high pitches a little bit overweight.

Somebody brings this up and high pitch gets very upset about it, but I did think it was funny when he doesn't admit how fat he actually is, that he would be upset about being called 400 pounds. Okay, well, you can kill anybody. You're fucking 400 pound man. No, not. Er, no, actually, 380 pounds, whatever.

Erick's 374 pounds, sir. Erick's 374 pounds, sir. Oh, that's right. Get your facts right. Yeah, can you facts, great dick face? You're fucking shit. Fuck, ragged. Yeah, fuck you asshole. I'm a fucking fucker.

I'm a fucking fucking hell dick. I love that he's 26 pounds shy of 400. He's like, yeah, fuck you, asshole. I'm about to be close to 400 pounds. I dare you. And by the way, can we just talk honestly for a second? I think it might be time to find a new phone screener

because these calls seem a little tilted. You know what? I have a clip that's an example of how they're screening the phone calls. They're not at all. People are calling in and this woman Robin is putting them through even when they're mid conversation there's just a caller there you remember that guy's zero killer jack right that coos it last week with me for a little bit yes so he has seen it's a number hello is this Joe again no this is a baloney sauce oh hi baloney sauce these guys

just all the sudden show up on the show. There's no stopping them. One guy even rick rolls them. Um, he hasn't. And he hasn't said anything about him. 8-5-8. Nevermind. Yeah.

I was shocked. How you getting up on them? We were rick rolls. This is a shit show. I was so shocked. I was so shocked. I was so shocked. I was so shocked. I was so shocked. I was so shocked. I was so shocked.

I was so shocked. I was so shocked. I was so shocked. I was so shocked. I was so shocked. I was so shocked. I was so shocked. A.M. radio station in Vegas, K-Don, 720 AM. And it was guys broadcasting from midnight to 4 a.m. They had phone lines.

It was three phone lines, no screener. So you rang, you're on hold. And we would either take mushrooms or get super stone. And we would prank these guys for their entire four-hour shift. And it was just one, he'd hang up on one, yell at us, next guy's on the other line. Yelette, that guy picked up the next one, yellette, it was such a fucking joy to fuck with these people

because they made it so easy. And this reminds me of that. It's just like, she, meanwhile, the screener, it's like riding a bike and someone jams a fucking stick right in the wheel. It just stops you cold. Yeah, you flip it and over and it's fucked, man. There is no other reason to call this show than to fuck with them. It's the only reason why this show exists is to be fucked.

Yeah, what are you going to, you're going to, Eric, what's your opinion on the trade embargo that's going on? Or, you know, what's your thoughts on us in the Middle East, Eric? I once asked him to spell Afghanistan. He started, he started A, P, and I said, we're good. Thank you. We got it. We got it.

Yeah. I'm surprised that he knows that peace can make that sound. No, that's a problem. I can't. I wish wish I'll give him that. Oh, so I got a question for you here. I'm going to pull you a clip and I want you to predict how high pitch is going to answer this. All right. Go ahead. John the magic guy asked if you could please apologize for saying fuck his family. How do you think? How do you think high pitch is going to respond to that question?

Well, I mean, the first safe answer is just flat out. No, that's one. And then there's the other one. No, fuck your family. I hope they fucking die of fucking come over and stab everybody. You know him very well. Here's the actual answer. No, not at all. Cause the way he creeps me, he needs a apologize to be first. Everyone owes high pitch. Some out of the why, but everyone owes him something.

It's amazing. Well, he's cashing in on what everybody owes him through cameo. I'll tell you that. That's still going, huh? Yeah, yeah, it's still, I mean, he has, I think, between eight to 12 a day that he does. Unbelievable. And there's got to be so much jealousy going on. I know that like Jeff the drunk is very jealous about this that he makes so much. I fucking do cameo. What is this motherfucker? You know, that'll do. Meanwhile, every cameo Jeff gets like, I'll not read that.

Can I tell you, you do a better Jeff, the drug that Jeff the drug at this point. He's not even that funny anymore. I love him, I love, I mean, I've had so many amazing moments with that guy. And I probably my favorite is when he was doing karaoke on Periscope. Yeah. And he had his he was doing karaoke on Periscope. And he had his tablet and he was on Periscope and then he had a cell phone playing the karaoke

song. And I was sitting at my desk watching him and I go, I wonder what would happen if I call his cell phone in the middle of this concert. And sure enough, it just cuts off his karaoke. And the funniest part was his ringer on his cell phone was a song parody about Jeff the drunk about him to the tune of Motley Crew Girls Girls Girls. So every time I called him, which was like 10 times in a row, he would just, he'd be in the middle. He'd be like, I heard myself today to see you. Fuck. Get the drugs.

And he gets so what the fuck? He gets so mad. And he'd answer, hello, hello. And I just have my number block, my mic off. And he fucking, he finally, he's like, I'm shut down to I think of this shit out and he shuts down the whole show And he calls me the next day and he's like listen Somebody's fucking with me I haven't figured out who it is yet. How do you keep us through the face with on this phone cow? I'm just I'm holding my breath and he's like I

Haven't figured it out yet, but I'm just I'm holding my breath and he's like I haven't figured it out yet, but I'm close. So I changed my number and I'm only gonna give it to you. Or you could play the karaoke music through a different device and put your phone on mute. There's other solutions to this. Oh man. In the heyday of Periscope, that dude was living large, man. He had like 20 packages delivered every day To his house people were sending him gifts pizza food

Well, he got so wrapped up in it that he forgot that he was broadcasting himself to the internet there at one point He wasn't like jerking off on there. He forgot that he was broadcasting I don't know if that's actual fact, but what I do know is that, you know, if you have a girls picture on whatever form of social media, you reach him on, you will get a dick pick whether you ask for it or not. Some women have gotten a video, but yeah, he is, he's peddled to the metal. He goes hard. He goes hard in the paint, for sure. He goes hard to the metal. He goes hard. He goes hard to paint for sure.

He goes hard to paint. Yeah. So, Hi Pitch's whole thing is I'm not going to do the show anymore. I can't take any of these haters. He announces that at the beginning of the show. He actually leaves the show. He comes back on the show and then at the end of the show, he says that's Eric.

Any fun or words you want to say while we in the show? Yeah, so I won't be here next week. Why? You could do the show by yourself. Why you do? Oh, because one because fucking one person post your number one. Peter. We did our get calling and give us nothing but love and praise our show.

I don't care. You can do the show next week. Well, these are have the exclusive. I love that that's his only stick is I'm not the show that has my name as the title. I'm not going to do it anymore. You lost me. Good job. You're blowing. Oh, happy. Good luck. I think that's about everything that I wanted to hit on this show.

Anything else that any other takeaways that you had? I'm sorry. The show is not on anymore. I really think in this day and age of what's out there and available to listen to, the show could totally have a home and could live there. No problem. I think it would get more fans than ever. Unfortunately, I think the calls will still go the same way, but I think the show would be great.

Well, it's funny. I think high pitch makes too much money on camera. It doesn't have time for this shit. Oh, you're 100% right. This is beneath him at this point. He'd be doing Gonzo a favor at this point if he did this show. I don't know if that's the real Gonzo shitcock in our discord or not, but it's got to be very, very difficult to host a show with someone who is a little slow and dull. I mean, I do it on the creep off every week and it is very hard to have a dollar as your co-host. I feel for it, but he did a great job. Gonzo a good a bang up job, Admission. Like I said, it ain't easy, man.

And he, you know, he's doing the best he can. And some days Eric is on and he gives you three, four word answers. And some days it's just one word. It's the one word. No. You want to take all? No. All right, you know what?

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is I go back and edit the shit out of it. I really, I really clean it up and post. I've got some hatchet jobs on my own show. I really make sure that it's even close to listenable. So Julie, people have that been sending me questions that they want to ask you and I am not going to do that. This is not an interview show. So I wanted to tell people go to Julie's Patreon. Join the Patreon, I'm on there. And then you get into the Discord and you can talk to Shule on the Shule show

when you're a Patreon member. I mean, I just posted a video in your chat that's from my Patreon page that I'm sharing with the chat. Hopefully you guys can see it, but I talked to you about the Hi-Pitcheric Anesthesia thing. I just posted that video on the chat. If you want to check that out.

Yeah, when you join, the great thing about your Patreon is that you have hundreds of videos from encounters with the WACPAC. One of my favorites is underdog lady in the parade. And you're just posting these videos nonstop. And I get emails every day almost with a different video that you can check out. They're short, they're fun. Yeah, like I said, I have 15 years worth of odd shit in my cloud and and so I'm kind of

dumping it off. I, you know, I'm just there's fans that are there. This is stuff that's never been seen, never been aired. It's in my phone from events that I was at or comedy shows that they come to. And there's a lot of great stuff. I mean, you know, just go in there. If you're interested, if you're a fan of the show or the WACPAC, definitely the bonus videos, the bonus content you'll enjoy.

And hopefully you'll enjoy the podcast as well. Yeah, the podcast is free. I just listened to the episode where you had Doug Stanhope on, who is a phenomenal comedian. And one the episode where you had Doug Stanhope on who a phenomenal comedian. And one of the things you guys were talking about was you're not a fan of web sleuths. Now, I just don't like that they're getting a title like it's an actual occupation or it's something that you know that you can strive to do. It's people you know they're out of the work most likely or they got too much freak time. That's how you become a web sleuth. Well, I have bad news for you because

one of our listeners seems to be a web sleuth. They brought into my attention. I want to ask you just this one question. Sure. The person noticed that your YouTube channel looks an awful lot like southern John's did back when he was working with Vince the attorney. And they're wondering if you are working with Vince the attorney by any chance. Fuck you, Vinnie! You motherfucker! I'm gonna stab your fucking kid, Vinnie.

I'm gonna buy him a toy, and then when he's playing with him, I'm gonna fucking stab him. I was really impressed. He sent me the screenshot side by side. I was like, yeah, yeah, that looks like it's probably the same guy doing that. That's good. Let me just say this. You are not doing anything good for as far as me liking web sleuths from here on out. I know. I knew that wouldn't be. He's telling us about a hundred steps back, but no, I've known Vinny for a long time, even before he got hooked up with High Pitch.

He actually helped me out with the deal. So we were living my wife, this is before we had the second kid. So it was my wife and my daughter. We were living in a place in flushing. And for whatever reason, we were renting this. It was a home, but that's how New York is. It's like a two story home and one family

rents the top, the other one rents the bottom. That was a nice place, but the landlord, their family, they were old school, Pizanos, and one day they were just like, use guys gotta go. And we're like, what do you mean? I got a wife and kid, we can't just throw us us out and they tried to like make up reasons to evict us Meanwhile, I rent everything was paid on time

They just had somebody that was willing to pay more rent and they wanted us to leave So I didn't know what to do. I I bumped into Vinnie a couple times. I called him. I asked him for his opinion He says I'm gonna for his opinion. He says, I'm going to help you out. He says, get ready because you're not going to have to pay rent for the next six months. Save your money, find a new place. Brother, he wasn't lying. This dude, the landlord was like, listen, I got a real good attorney. It costs a lot of money. You sure you want to go down this road? And I remember telling him, I have an attorney who's a fan of mine and it's costing me nothing. So we can go down the road all you want. And Benny pulled it off, man. He's fucking, he's as good as a lawyer as he is at trolling. And yeah, and so that is Vinnie. I've known Vinnie for years. He's

a good dude. And yeah, he said, I want to help you out with your YouTube. I said, good, I don't know how to do any of this shit. I'm glad to hear that because honestly, I love that guy. The way that he, when he was co-hosting with Stuttering John in a show and actively trolling him to his face, it was one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life. So props to, but we got some cool shit coming up on YouTube that he wants to do like half hour interview segments with me where he just asks like a lot of the questions that people want answered. Good, okay. And so we got one coming out, I think next week it's about Jackie Salary.

And we're gonna, yeah, and so we're gonna be doing a bunch of stuff like that. And I'll talk to if you want him to come on, I'm sure he would love to come on the show. Well, that would be amazing. Yeah, for sure. That'd be great. If you could look me over with that, that'd be amazing. Yeah, for sure. That'd be great. You can hook me up with that. That'd be awesome. Because like I said, I'm a fan.

So one thing I want to talk about, my buddy Mike pointed out to me, King of All Blacks was on the Howard Stern Show recently. And you're familiar with King of All Blacks. Lawrence? Yes, I know Lawrence. He's out there a little bit. But this was a new low in my opinion. I'll play the clip here for you to react to.

One of the guys told me he was talking to King of all blacks. And King of all blacks is into this thing with his wife now, where she farts on him. He likes when she just, like, gets on top of him at farts. Can you believe that, Ronnie? I know the guy to defeat and smell like feet. This is, I've never heard of this fattest before. I mean, I don't know that it's to fetish so much as two people who are tired of each other. You know what I'm talking about? I don't know. The more tired I am of you, the

less I want to smell your farts. I get it, but it's like, do you want to do? I want this guy inside of me. How about I just sit on his head and fart? You know, Yeah. This is King explaining it. Yeah. And you know, or she got a plan he's on. And then I, I, I, I'm smelling her plan he did. Then I go for my nose. I see your teeth. Let me smell it. Let me smell it. And I, and then she's like, you're going to be like that. I go, oh my god. It just turned me on. It's crazy. I never was into that. I just just got that creeped in a couple of months ago. That's a weird thing, dude. Can that just happen later in life? That also do you enjoy smelling a chick's parts? God, I hope not. I mean, I hope not either, but I can tell you, for most of my life,

when I would take a shit, it was always quiet and quick. And now that I'm in my mid 40s, you know, it's like a 21 gun salute in there when I go to town. So things change, things change. But I don't see that being a regular in the rotation for me in the future. But you know, I just had to bring it up. I've always thought that Lawrence was creepy and a creep

and I don't like the way he talks about abusing women and things like that. But that was a new low for him. That was disturbing. I once did a show in Elco, Nevada, and they're known for one thing, and that's their brothels. So me and two comics in the next day in the afternoon, we went to the brothel because they haven't had that says we give you a free tour. So we're like, we're fucking broke comics. We don't have any money for hookers. So we said, let's go get the free tour and see if we can get some material out of it.

And the woman's giving me a tour and it ends in her room and she's trying to sell me on a session. I'm like, no, I'm good. I said, but can I ask you a question? I said, what's the weirdest thing a guy ever asked you to do? And she goes, I had a guy ask me to shit on him once. Of course. And I said, did you do it?

And without missing the beach, he goes, yeah! Like, what are you stupid? I think that's one of those things where I can't really do an on demand. That's impressive. That's a pro. Right there. My first thought is like, where's this woman's employee of the month plaque hanging up in here?

It's going beyond. Yeah, I don't, I cannot confirm in the chat if it was Jim Norton, but I can tell you that, that I asked her, I said, what's weirder? The conversation, uh, him asking you to shit on them or the conversation after you've shit on them. What's more uncomfortable? Yeah, right. Look at the guys getting dressed. He's like, oh, you know, my oldest is graduating in a week. And that's really amazing. Oh, do I have shit on my face? Still, I'm sorry. So yeah, I don't, I could never, I love my wife. She's my heart. So she's a 20 on a scale of

one to 10 way out of my league, but you're not farting on me, dude. Sorry. I mean, she could fart on me, but I'm probably not going to get hard from it. You know what? Hold on. Let's try honey. Come here. All right. Let's see what happens. Could you imagine? I'm on a podcast. We're talking about chicks farting out of guys. Can you come here real quick? I think I just heard my wife get home. Let's wrap one on me. Let me pull your finger.

Come here honey. You know what? Something amazing happened this past week. We posted on our feed shitty song of the week because Brandon from shitty song of the week got Patrick Michael to come on and Gast and we have to discuss this Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go for the night Because that's absurd.

Brandon, are you there, buddy? Hey, Carl, Shouly, how's it going? What's up, buddy? I'm doing great. I'm doing much, doing great. I gotta tell you, man, you pulled off the thing that dozens of people have been trying to do for I think years now.

And that is to trick Patrick Michael into coming out of your shell. And you did it in such a way, if people have not heard this yet. The shitty song of the week is about making fun of songs of a certain genre. You figure out what's the shitty song of that genre, and then you pull clips of it and you talk about it. What Brandon did is he has Patrick Michael on and then plays one of Patrick Michael's songs from the band Kevin that he played drums in. Which was really just an ambush. It was a spectacular ambush and you even had the patience to go through his song first,

play along. Oh yeah, that course does suck. Good point Just to like save up for the and let me play you just a clip of this music So that everyone hopefully you've heard the episode if you haven't this is what Patrick Michael's band sounds after the show is that Patrick Michael won on his Patreon and put out an episode talking about this before we get to that, I want you to give us the story of how you got him to come on the show, how you're able to pull off this amazing achievement. Well, Carl, I really didn't even try all that hard. I went into this assuming that he was just going to blow me off from the get go. So I reached out to him on his, do you party email? And I didn't hide anything. I was like, hey, my name's Brandon. I host Shitty Song of the Week.

We're a music competition review show. I want to have you on the show. And he was very suspicious of it right away. The first thing he responded with was, what is your intentions with having me on the show? Of course. Which is a fucking weird response to begin with, but I played along with it. And I was like, you know, I just, I want to learn a little more about you and what you think is shit music,

which is the goal of having everyone that comes on the show. I want to learn more about what you think is garbage. So, you know, he tells me that he's, he's into the idea, he's interested, but he's a little busy right now, so reach out again in a couple of weeks and we'll go from there. And this back and forth goes on for about a couple of months.

And during all this time, it's with when all the discord shit blew up and I thought, you know, my cover was blown and everything wasn't gonna happen, but then he messaged me back and said, he was ready to do this and we picked a date and set it up and it went through. I have to be honest with you, Brandon. Now, people have mixed feelings about that.

Oh, absolutely. I wasn't thrilled with what you did because you really did just ambush him. Like, you told him to come on, you lied to him about why you wanted him to come on. And then you played his shitty music for him. And I mean, I give you props. You had and then you played his shitty music for him and I mean I give you props you had balls you're just like yeah dude this is your bad it sucks what's

going on when he gets to say about that you suck it. Yeah Carl Carl is pissed that you gave him content for this show how dare you how dare you will provide a trying killing a funny bit don't ever do that again. Good point, Chile. Good point, but I there's a lot of people who are trying similar cons who not have had all of their covers blown. They're very upset about this Like you're kind of the winner of the contest, I guess, Brandon my point Well, I mean, I don't feel like I did anything that damaging to anyone's shit You know, it's this isn't the first time that he's gotten pissed because he got got and that, you know, he's, oh, I'm never gonna go on anyone's shows. I'll never have anyone come on. And then two weeks later, he's got a guess or he's doing something else. Hey, Patrick, Michael can't stop creating content. So what I did has no impact on it,

Mike Field. Okay. You won me a question. That's a very good point. Yeah. Because you know, the thing that I forget, because he like quit podcasting a couple of weeks ago, he just sat putting out episodes. And now he's already launched another new show. I just saw in our discord today, he's got some new show that's kind of like, do you party, but it's about food.

We asked people, like if they've ever worked at a fast food restaurant or something. I don't have, I think I can't stop himself. He's got the podcast, so we don't have to worry think I can't stop them, he's going to podcast. So we don't have to worry about it. That's crazy. I have a podcast coming out, fix my car and it's about buying houses. So I get it.

I get what the guy's trying to do. Makes perfect sense. Yeah, this is why this guy's fucking getting trolled. And this is why Brandon, I agree with you. Brandon is just saying this guy is dog shit all day, air day, and I'm going to be here to cover it. Good for you. And look, I didn't even do anything that malicious to him.

I played his song for him. Oh my God, it's so painful. And then I told him that he sucks at drumming. And then I thanked him for his time. I really don't think that's that, that's too malicious. You know, it's kind of like the argument Carl with the Wack Pack for years, right? There are people that have said the WACPAC are being exploited. And I say to them, how do you think Beetlejuice's life would be without the show? What do you

think that's going to be like? And in a lot of ways, you're not exploiting this guy. You're bringing new years and listeners and fans. Well, maybe not fans, but you're bringing more people into his product. Shui, there are legit fans of Patrick Michael, people who are obsessed with listening to him, maybe for the wrong reasons, but they're fans of the show because they just love it. They're stupid people all over this place. I get it.

But like, you know, so somehow Patrick noticed, because I don't think he pays a lot of attention. He's kind of out of it, but somehow he noticed that I put it on my feet and he sent you a note, right Brandon? Oh, yeah, he was super happy about that He said me two emails back to back Essentially just calling me a cuck and making sure that I screenshot this to make sure that Carl knows that I blocked him So did you do it? Did you screenshot it? Oh, yeah, I sent it to Carl course Uh-huh, you're letting Patrick Michael boss you around. What a pussy, bro. Oh, I told you.

I'm gonna fuck himself. You fell for it. I'm gonna get it. Yeah. So real quick, the highlight of shitty song of the week for me was when Patrick realizes it is his song, because you played a little bit for him at the beginning. He's just like, yeah, I don't know. What is this?

What's going on? And then he realized it was his song. He's like, oh, you know what? This is actually my band. And he says you should have picked snakes in the grass. He literally thinks that his socks, snakes in the grass is a good song. Like legit. Well, I had a couple of people ask me about why I chose a song I did. And the whole reason for getting him on the show to begin with was to see if I

can get him to make fun of his own music without realizing it. And it didn't work to be honest with you because I don't know how he would recognize that music. I agree 100%. That's why I picked an instrumental song because if I went with something with his vocals in it, he would instantly recognize it and you know the whole thing would blow up, but here we are. Well, I mean props to him, he handled it very well. I think that's pretty much the consensus. I don't know. He handled it well on my show.

Yeah, so let's fast-forward to after he gets, he's a little buttered after that. And he's stewing about it, and he has to podcast, to talk about it. Take it away, Brandon, you sent me clips from this show. You tell me what to play. All right. Well, you know, like I said before, I had to reach out to Patrick over the course of a couple months, and there was a few emails that went back and forth between that, and this is Patrick's take on it. It's my number two.

I was invited to be on a podcast, you know, a month and a half ago, two months ago, this dude had been emailing me every other week asking me to be on his show. Now, that's desperate in itself, okay? But it is also my fault because I have an issue with saying just no, I don't want to do it. Oh, bullshit. I have an issue with telling them, hey man, I have better things to do. It's all this guy does is say, hey man, how's that going to help me? Right? I'm taking time out of my day to be a guest on your show. You obviously have something, you know, I'm going to benefit your show some bullshit. Whereas me being on your show does nothing for me. He really doesn't understand how this works at all.

He thinks no, it's besting on someone else's show, helps their show and not him. I mean, you're saying this guy's delusional. Did you not hear that thing they called music that we played at the beginning? Oh, that was the other thing that you reminded me, Shelly, he defended it. He's like, I don't know, man. You can say it's not great, but I like it.

I think it's pretty good. Listen, I'm all for music, whatever. It's different for everybody, like something. But that sounded like, you gave instruments to people at a methadone clinic. That didn't sound like a fucking song. That sounded like people passing out playing instruments. Well, his excuse was he played drums for a year

and then stopped playing drums for four years, which turned into five and then six on the next episode, but he says that that's why he sucks at drums because he stopped playing drums for four years, which turned into five and then six on the next episode. But he says that that's why he sucks at drums because he stopped playing drums for a year. But I say, if you actually play drums for a year, you have to be better than that for the rest of your life. Well, and let's not forget Carl that in previous episodes, when he was talking about the founding the group, Kevin, he said that he practiced with Luke every week for three years. And this is the result that he got.

So don't sit there and tell me that you've only been playing drums for one fucking year and then tell me that he's a fucking retard. Brandon. Calm down. Calm down, dude. Jesus Christ. Brandon. All right.

Let's keep going on these classes. What else you got? All right. Well, some of you may or may not know that I've got a history with Patrick Michael. I used to podcast with him back when I started in general and I was wondering if he was going to remember who I was during this call because I figured this was going to go one of two ways. Either he was going to not recognize a song and shit on it the way I was hoping he would be fucking hysterical. Or he was going to recognize me and the song and say fuck you, you scunt

and hang up the call Yeah, so I really wasn't expecting him to defend his music. I'll give him credit on that. Yeah, that was I was a twist That was a surprise twist. I don't know. That's pretty good after he's making fun of a song that was pretty This is the other great part. I always check he forgetting he brought a song He didn't even listen to as his shitty song of the week He's like I didn't even know this song but the singer sucks. So or not, not even that singer sucks. He's in like the way the singer looks. So he's like, so this song is gonna suck. And then it was a pretty good song. And he's trying to make fun of it, but it was actually really well produced and written. And then you play that

abortion of a music and he goes, I don't know. This is pretty good. Yeah, and you know, real quick before we go into a clip, you know, I I told him that the category for this episode was gonna be the shittiest song on the internet Yeah, you know there are hundreds of thousands of songs that you could pick from the I said tops are on the internet for Christ Right, you know you you're isotopes baby shark chocolate rain the list goes on and on you can pick any fucking terrible piece of shit Yeah, he just finds some random thing on his playlist that he's never even heard before and put it on the show. Unble- only Patrick Michael would be that unprepared. You couldn't listen to a four-minute long song.

Just one time. Yeah, but- This next clip is Patrick realizing who I was and that's okay because he doesn't care. It's my number three. But we go through first part of the episode and I finally realized who this guy was after we finally shut the video off. I don't know what it was, something made me connect with the

sound of his voice and his name and I realized who he was. But in the introduction he asked me if I had ever heard his show certainly haven't, but then he knew exactly who I was. Which means I know the guy and he knows me the difference is he's been paying attention to what I'm doing whereas I have no idea what he's been doing I would have thought he was dead. Take that. Does it okay? I don't care about you your life or your existence man that's just what it is. It means nothing to me whether you're here or not means zero. I don't care what it means nothing. Oh, it's just trying to hurt you now. Yeah hurt. I'm not gonna lie Yeah, but do you know how much energy and effort it takes to block somebody's life and And everything that they were out of your life like that that takes a million times more effort

Oh, surely the amount of energy that Patrick Michael has put into not caring is baffling. It's amazing. I've never met someone who doesn't care about more things than Patrick Michael. It's really impressive. I love those dudes. So he didn't understand, he don't understand a lot of things about this shit,

but he didn't understand why I picked the song that I picked. He didn't understand a lot of things about this shit, but he doesn't understand why I picked the song that I picked. He didn't understand the timing of it, because I told him in the episode that I've been sitting on this song for a long time. I really played into this shit a little bit. And he didn't understand what I was saying. He didn't understand what I was saying. He didn't understand what I was saying. He didn't understand what I was saying.

He didn't understand what I was saying. He didn't understand what I was saying. He didn't understand what I was saying. He didn't understand what I was saying. He didn't understand what I was saying. He didn't understand what I was saying. He didn't understand what I God damn it, dude, he, he, he, he didn't understand if I'm sitting on this song for so long, why did it, why did it take me this long to reach out to him? And it's my number five. All right. I mean, I put out that, that instrumental seven, eight years ago,

after not playing the drums for, I don't know. Six years, give or take? So, we're just bullshitting. And also, this moron, somehow believes that everything that goes on the internet must be gold, must be perfect, must be polished to the greatest degree. And this is obviously somebody that spends way too much time on the internet as it is. So they're finding the worst things.

They downloaded this fucking dumb instrumental we did years ago and it was waiting to get me on the show. Why did it take him so long to get the balls to ask me? Why was that? Why did it take you so long to get the balls to send that email? If you've been doing the show this long, you've been sitting on that song for this long. Come on man, again try harder Now I'd like to answer that question Carl if I may no shock my dick So the reason why it took me so long to reach out to Patrick Michael was because I was biting my time First of all I discovered this song a couple months ago. I'm not that fascinated with your fucking music. I love how he thinks I don't know any of his other songs.

He made that a point that I did no research on the show to find that song there. But I wanted to wait until the things built up for him to the point work, because if I did this six months ago, he'd get a little upset about it and move on. But I feel like since everyone's been hammering into him that this is the perfect time to do this. Oh, you don't have to justify your timing to us, Brad, we understand. I love that he didn't think you did enough research. You know how hard it is to find the band Kevin

on YouTube, they're called Kevin. You know, difficult it is to fucking find that. It's impossible. And one of the worst bad names I've ever heard Yeah, it's fucking retarded and I've listened to all of Patrick Michaels music I've put in a good amount of research on this shit I can honestly sit there and say that that song is the worst one that he's ever created I mean fucking retarded is a better band name than Kevin I mean fucking retarded is a better band name than Kevin I would have made more sense too We probably would have gotten at least like some pity dollars coming up

Well, you know this whole thing could have been avoided for Patrick It this whole thing could have ended with the first email if he took any sort of time to do the slightest bit of research Into who I am or what the show is I didn't really come to the show every single month. He comes out who are these podcasts every single month. He could have very quick. I've been on Shady's talk in a week a couple of times. He could have very easily figured out that this was not

going to go well for. There is an episode of our show with his name in the title. The show is called Shady's song of the week. What kind of pad on the back? Are you expecting from that show? It's so ridiculous. Hey, Julie, we want to have you on worst comics of all time. Okay, hope it goes well. I would have played you from an open mic in 1999. You defended this. 1999 you defend this

Guess what I remember my shitty set and it's like I know it was dog shit back don't be like I don't even remember this song I mean how do you not remember the fucking song that it's awful you can't forget that Also, I think the biggest point to make here is that he put it on the internet We've all done shitty things in our lives that we're not proud of. We don't upload them to YouTube immediately following that. No, no, that smart people don't do that. No. Right, right. He wanted to give us on the show talking about how

this was just a bullshit jam session, and he didn't take it seriously or anything, but he recorded it, he named it, he put it it up online and there are hundreds of different videos of this bullshit So don't tell me that you were just some bullshit want to be musician didn't wasn't taking it seriously this fucking got to you I broke him with this shit All right, victory here fucking Ivan Drago of where these pot if he dies he dies We just play this for Brandon real quick. There it is.

It's three left, big three left. Alright, you get part of the jungle. I thought I was his song, I'm like, finally, he's doing something good. That's pretty good. Alright, what else do you want to talk about from his rebuttal episode? Well, he does get some sick burns on me. I'm not going to lie. He gets me pretty good in this episode.

It does. So, he likes to stick to a few topics or insults with me on this. And my number seven is the first one. You know, everybody wants to give me shit about how many podcasts I have. Well, I know for a fact fact this guy's definitely done multiple shows He might even have multiple shows now No one's giving him shit And why is that because he has coke bottle glasses? I don't know. I don't know. Do they feel bad for somebody with such poor vision? I don't know

Wow, dude, did he not eat enough carrots? I don't know Does he find context to be irritating? I don't know. Ha ha ha ha ha ha years. That's an insult this guy's had. Yeah, I remember fucking Jude you're high. We'd be like, hey, NASA called. They need their telescopes back. Do you have those glasses? You can be funnier than Coke bottle at this point. Yeah, exactly.

Oh, shit. Well, he's also obsessed with headphones, guys. Like, you've documented this car on the show several times. I don't understand what his deal obsessed with headphones guys like we've documented this car on the show several times I don't understand what his deal is with headphones or why he feels the need to attack me for the pair of headphones that I have But that's my number nine because he was the other thing you have to have some sort of balls to invite any guest on your show When you're still recording using a ps3 headset Okay, that's unprofessional as fuck And it's been this many years and you haven't upgraded at all.

Says the man who has a legitimate wall of headphones that he spent no more than $5 on. I don't know, man. There's no coming back from that burn. Anybody want to just put your tail between your legs? It's slowly walk out of the road because it kind of just plug my shit and get out of here. What the fuck? I mean, not only is he using PS3, but they're wired. What a loser.

What a loser. Here's them a blue tooth. What are the idiots? It'd be great if he did this rant and then went- and now let me talk about my sponsor Raycon. You know, they've got a reason. Yes. Well, you really have shown everyone, Brandon, Now let me talk about my sponsor Raycon. You know, they're not gonna reason. Yes.

You really have shown everyone, Brandon, just how mentally ill this guy is. And I think that there are two schools of thought on Patrick Michael that are starting to occur now. There are people who are actually legitimately feeling bad for him because he's obviously out of the spectrum. And then there's those of us who are still really enjoying this entire saga.

Well, my thing is, this is where my head's at right now. I'm like, how do I get Vinny hooked up with Patrick Michael? Because that's the producer we all want on that show. Hold on a second, this makes a lot of sense. Because Vinny could talk to him about, you know, you have a lawsuit on your hands here against the who are these podcasts guys? They're slaying. Oh yeah. And then if he reaches out to him about you know you have a lawsuit on your hands here against the who are these podcasts guys? They're slaying. Oh, yeah, and then if he reaches out to him with that pattern get really excited about that. All right, let's not let's not put it out there

Let's take this off right We're planning this off line curl. It's a little more covert than this. Oh Yeah, hey guys don't say anything Don't worry. They're our secret safe with our listeners. They're cool. Yeah, Brandon, did you hear any of that over your PS3 shit headphones that you're wearing? Oh, I didn't hear a thing. Don't worry about it. All right, good.

You guys be cool, all right? Well, you know, I know that episode was a little rough and rocky, but you know, I got an excuse for it. It's because this is the first time that I've ever episode was a little rough and rocky, but you know, I got an excuse for it because this is the first time that I've ever actually had a guest on my show Carl. I don't know if you're aware of that. I think you have guests on all the time, but what track am I playing here? Oh, this is my number 12. Yeah, all right. It's like you think you're working with someone serious, but then you see the headset.

Like, come on, guy, it's been all of these years you're still playing music from your phone into the mic That's not professional. It just tells me again that you're not confident in what you do and there's a good chance that I've been the only guest on your show Again, it would take very little research to figure out if that's true or not Can you please this motherfucker talking about recording on your phone. Can you please play that song again that you played at the beginning? You want to talk about recording? Better than the first Floyd albums. He's not professional. It's a good point, Chile. Also, when he was playing the music, it sounded great on the podcast.

What's he talking about? You're playing it off your phone. Yeah, I do a little effort with my show. You know, I take pride in what I do. So I've got a soundboard, I've got a mixer. I, before the show goes on, I do a check with all the guests to make sure you can hear everything clearly. It's pretty standard shit

I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. I'm wearing that for me. I did. Yes All right, well look guys. We've had a lot of fun shit on his music tonight and rightfully so but don't worry about because At least he likes what he hears. This is my number 14, but the truth is I'd rather listen to my worst music than anything that somebody else has made in a studio This is my number 14. But the truth is, I'd rather listen to my worst music than anything that somebody else has made in a studio. All right? Because when I play, there's something different to it. I have a different vibe than anybody else who listens to it. And I don't give a shit how you feel.

I'll play my music over anybody's music any time in my headphones, sorry. Well, I mean, that proves right there that the guy is incapable of critiquing his own work. And that there lies the problem. This is why he puts out somebody's shitty podcast because he listens back and he goes, yeah, that's pretty good. And it's not even about critiquing his own work. He's not even open-minded enough to listen to something else. That's the other day. Like every artist, every great artist is like, I don't want to hear that shit. No, they don't do that. They go the opposite route. They take in as much as they can. The Beatles started using

psychedelics, came out with a whole new fucking thing. Like, what are you talking about, dude? This is why everybody hates this fuck. It's, it really is amazing how he hit, he needs to justify in his own head that he doesn't suck. And the way he does that is the most illogical thing. I like the my worst music, better than everything that's great in the world. Why? It's terrible. It just shows how delusional he really is.

And I'm gonna, you know, I love speculating on this show. I'm gonna say that he's never actually listened to any of his own songs. I think I I'm gonna say that he's never actually listened to any of his own songs I think I did something for him that he's never done before and made him listen to his own shit You think he's gonna stop love you game tough love dude. It's like an intervention. Someone has to He's gonna set up for drum lessons and Be the next I'm going how far?

be the next to Alexander I Should just contact him as a drum instructor and see if I can get him to do some more. Get Richard Christie! Can we get Richard Christie to work with this guy? I love it. Hi Patrick Mako. Are you ready to do some drum roll techniques? I thought your fills were pretty good. You work on those fills. I'm gonna stare through this fuck book. I'm funny. I'm not going to write jokes for a stand up set and fucking go on stage and do it. So whatever.

This is, it's my longest clip and I apologize for that, but it's number 17. All right. I mean, the truth is, the first joke that he ever shared with me that he allegedly wrote, it was stolen. And it was something about getting his ass licked by a dog while he was having sex. Real original angles there guy. I mean the joke came from 40-year-old virgin, right? When Seth Rogan, they're all sitting there playing cards.

The first time they hang out with Andy, and he's telling the joke of, you know, having sex with this girl, the dog comes up, licks his butt, and he doesn't know if he should stop. And remember the other dude's like, I know your nasty ass kept going. And then he says he stole the dog. So there you go.

I mean, it's not even a good premise for the simple fact that as soon as it was told to me, I knew where it came from, okay? It's not a stand up, it's not somebody doing a stand up joke. It's from a damn movie. And it's said by somebody and written by people that are much funnier, much more famous than this guy. And he thinks he could just steal the material as his first joke. Get out of here. But if you are, again, try harder, I'll say that. It's basic shit anyways. The dog licking your ass while you're having sex. Every comedian tells a stupid joke on that. It's just disgusting anyways. And this is the type of guy who thinks he's funny because he can be gross

And I always hated that. I prefer somebody to be clever rather than just being like, you know, I stuck my dick in this popcorn thing That's my bet dude. That can store my bet He thought he was going somewhere with that, too. I mean, I'll riff with you, buddy. Yeah, I put my dick in popcorn. Uh, it's the punchline. Uh, that's not butter. All right, boom, boom, boom.

Thank you. Good night, everybody. Drive home safe. So what? What the fuck? Where did that come from, man? Is any of that realistic or true? No, none of it's true. And first of all, this is the guy who's telling you that, you know, Dane Cook and Crystal Lea are high brow comedy, and that's the only thing

that he'll enjoy. And then, and we have caught him on this show stealing jokes directly from movies. So what the fuck is he talking about? Also, a dog looking your asterisk, this is not originated from 40 year old virgin. This is now I believe it's a Brian Of staying joke if I'm not mistaken. That would it might be before him to yeah, I Mean dogs have been licking people's asses during sex since the dawn of time, dude. This is true

Yeah, he used to be He should run with that premise because it would be funnier than any of the jokes he had like look You know, I'm not a comedic genius, but I think I can write something better than, you know, if life gives you a box of chocolates, what do we tell the diabetics? Dude, that is literally what he puts on Twitter as the description of his Twitter guy. He's so proud of that joke. He thinks it's a masterpiece. He should have taken that. he should do the dice joke. One of my favorites, he goes,

so I got my tongue poked up this chick's ass pipe the other day, right? And she looks at me and she was like, do you mind? And I tell her, hey, I'm in line at the bank just like everybody else, relax. Hey, I'm in line at the bank just like everybody else. Relax. That has everything. It's got every element that you want.

All right. Well, I got two more clips for you from this. But real quick, though. So was he trying to say that I remember this guy from years ago and he was sending me jokes back then to tell me that he was trying comedy? Was that what he was saying there? Yeah, he thinks that I am someone who reached out to him and said that I had interest in being a stand-up around the same time that he did. And he said it in a way that was like that made it me think that he thought I was trying to, or he was going to take all the credit for me becoming this brilliant stand-up comedian or whatever.

It's fucking retarded. Who would bounce ideas on that guy? Who the fuck is going? I need to know Patrick. Michael thinks this is a good or not. It doesn't even make sense. I think somebody in a vegetative state probably would bounce ideas off of him. You know what they should do?

Here's an idea. You know, a tan mom has a singing career and she's a musician. Yeah. Now that she's a musician, she should team up with Patrick Michael and start doing music together. And mom Patrick Michael. They should do a saga about a danger karaoke. Shitty's Dunning hasn't found someone to do it. Do do with there. All right. I'm sorry I went what were you getting into here? That's alright my my number 18 this is a warning to everyone else who has the audacity to try to fuck with him

All right, so again if you're trying to get at me somehow or poke fun try harder be funny or creative Simply picking some shit jam session. We did seven years ago, it's just sorry, it's lazy, man, that's really what it is, it's lazy, just like the headset, just like the poor quality of the music playing, it's lazy shit. So anybody who's listening to the show and supporting the show, you must be okay with bad quality, bad production, unfunny shit. And if that's the case, welcome to the briefcase. All right. We'll sell some deprecation there at the Aniseem like. Yeah,

look, sleeping at night with those thoughts in your head. I guess, I guess you people just like bad production. That's on you. The funny thing is that he really wanted to hurt you. He was trying to that he really wanted to hurt you. He was trying to hold the lash out and make you feel bad. And all he came up with was your production is not very good. Your joke that you wrote seven years ago wasn't funny and you wear thick glasses. Right. And again, he doesn't care about any of this.

He doesn't care about any of his music or any of his artwork or anything. But you don't put, you don't put 200 plus songs on the internet if you don't care about it. You don't put out a 15 minute rant in episode about someone who tells you your drumming sucks if you don't care about it. Right. Now, I got one more for you guys before we end this here. My number six, I listened to this on the episode and I genuinely was wondering why the fuck he would think this. But I guess I'll say was my mistake

assuming the internet was a community that was supportive of individuals trying anything. Yes, that is your mistake. Why would you think that it's nothing but trolls? It's, that's all the internet is, is people trolling you and trying to get over on you, you moron. Now the internet was that place for about 14 hours when it first came out and then 1994

Yeah, and then somebody talks shit and that's it and it was a brush fire It's it's been burning out of control ever since well Patrick's never experienced that you for you on the internet So why the hell would he ever think that someone was going to be positive to him? Yeah, that was a why that was a lie. That was a oh this one's on me guys. I thought everyone was my friends like no you don't think that you've never thought that you're always suspicious of everything and everyone's motives. So and rightfully so there you go Well, Brandon take about my friend. Congratulations. You fucked it up for everybody else, but you did it, man.

I appreciate it. I don't think I did. You know, it might take some time to get him back into a Patrick Michael is like a puppy that's been abused for so long. You just have to slowly coax him in the coming over to you to get a treat and shit, but he'll come back. Don't worry. I wish you didn't make that analogy. Now I feel really bad. Yeah, what the fuck's going on in your house? Dude, he's pretty. He's like, it's fine. It's just like a music, a dog. It's no problem. But I'll wait.

What? He's got a Yorkie that walks around like a battered spouse just flinching every time he moves his hand. Yikes. All right, Brad. Thanks so much for coming on this week. And congratulations. Thanks for having me. thanks so much for coming on this week and congratulations.

Thanks for having me and thanks for putting it up on the feed. I appreciate it. Yeah, buddy. No doubt people should support Brandon and his Patreon, which is patreon.com slash SSOTW. I was trying to think of what the letters would be. Shitty song of the way. Yeah, yeah, SSOTW.

You got it. All right. Cool. And then who beats dogs? Oh my gosh. You just reminded me we got to get a couple more of these IDs. Come again. So if you could be high pitch and you're listening to who are these podcasts and then just fill in whatever you think makes sense. Sure. and then just bill and whatever you think makes sense. Turn. Hi, this is Hi Petrach, and you're listening

to Who Are These Podcasts? Chinese people smell. Ha ha ha ha. Perfect. What about one from Jeff? What's up, bitch? You're listening to who are these fucking podcasts Polish people are stupid fact

Alright again you do it better than Jeff does it if if Jeff was this entertaining you'd get out of the air But it's just not Yeah, he brings zero to the table. All right. well, Shuley, what have we done today? We talked about high pit jarg, we talked about Gonzo, shit cock, we talked about King of all blacks, Patrick, Michael, shitty song of the week. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. You familiar with this part of the show, Shuley? You get this the team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team.

You familiar with this part of the show, Shuley? You get this part? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is the part of the show. We're reties the podcast. We'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P to get everyone very excited for it.

Here is a clip. You know what? I've been eating a lot of lately is salami. By the time I was ready to leave the country, I saw another vagina, I thought, oh, there's just another one. I like the good, clean salami. It's just out there all the time. Yes, this is correct.

This is our friend, ox, mad, maddox, banana docks. Whatever character he's playing, we're gonna have our buddy Tab from here's what I don't get, AKA Mad Cucks on the show of this next week to break down Maddox, Tab and I hung out in Tampa back in December and he drove me to a liquor store when we first met and so I am forever indebted to him. That sounds like a good guy. It's a good guy.

So we're going to have him on the show next week looking forward to that. Shule, this has been a blast, my friend. Thank you so much for coming on. Who are these podcasts? Thank you very much for having me. I'll do it again anytime. Once you, you know, shorten down those fucking homework assignments, I'll come back. No problem. Once you you know shorten down those fucking homework assignment. I'll come back And and a big fan of the show for quite some time love the chat You guys got a great fan base. I can't wait for you guys to turn on me and fuck stutter and John It is

She will you're the best buddy. We'll definitely have you back out again my friend. Alright boys, have a good one man. Thanks again. You too, please. Join us again next week. It might be the episode where we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every ponies. Party in the muskets of morning radio. And now the show is called right now. Okay. Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. This garbage, how do they have a podcast? This is bullshit. You fucking know all about this shit. This doesn't make any sense, Rick.

Yaaaaay! There are no laughs! I'm not. Let's all learn a lesson from this podcast. Don't do what we do. Which is the podcast. I, you know, who are these? Podcasts.

I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. That's time once again for a too many break from Carl's voice. Some kind of cave demon rights. I legit love these episodes where you make fun of dumb horrors for being dumb horrors. Carl and Kroge absolutely nailed it. Hardest I've laughed at the show in weeks.

One suggestion though. No, you do not need to play any of the voicemails of some stone drunk moron leaves you a thousand voicemails. That's how we got Boomer Guy, and he was a toxic ass. Those two voicemails instantly wiped out the amazing karaoke performance one. Sad face. Mr. The Loaf says, that was a pretty Great episode. We're getting out of the direction of reviewing Insel shows. So this is a promising sign. Mr. Scurvy ponders this.

Stutt Joe's next co-host needs to be Maddox. Would be unbelievable to watch their psychosis in insane world views pair up. Neither has been relevant in over a decade. They're both stuck reliving their glory days. They both love making legal threats, thinking they're the greatest, and vastly overstating their importance. It would be incredible. Fart Pocalypse Now thinks it might go something like this. To-to-to thanks for the super chat, KC's oversized bra, but I gotta tell ya, I've never even heard of this mad ox guy before. Bowser's butt plug. Bla bla bla episode discussion. Carl sucks, Andy is cool, whatever. I just want the subreddit news check to say my dumb username.

A vote and post something you want her to say too. Clover Logan 007. Carl, we get it. You're in a band. Stop with the indirect mentions of your lame-mask garage band. And the name Isotopes? I'm sure there's a real great story behind the origin of the name and all, but I don't give a shit, and the name sucks total dick. Other than that, good show!

Happy Faith! Casey! James sucks total deck other than that good show happy Casey Carl how's it going? I'm great. How are you? I'm great. Also Casey Yeah, thanks for thanks for bringing the energy down a little bit. I was a little too wild. I'm Are you two better do something? I'll get out of here. Oh, surely. You're still there, buddy. If you want to hang out, we're going to do voicemail.

No, I just want to say goodbye and thank you again. And I had a blast in your chat. Awesome. And thank you guys. Yeah. I'm sorry. I should have explained this to you. When I have people on who I respect, I usually let them leave before we start doing voicemails

and talking about reviews and things like that It's like the after show show no problem It's a pleasure to meet you Casey and take care guys and we'll be in touch Carl fit me up Yes, and listen to the sholey show. It's a free podcast that is very entertaining. You should check out Yes, every new episode drops Friday for free on all platforms and live episodes or Tuesday nights on Patreon. And another podcast coming up, The Misrubble Men Show is coming back. We're going to be doing a podcast. We're all reunited, including the Rev Bob Levy. So what's the lineup for that? Because there was some different line us over the years. So it's myself, Bob, Mike Morse, and Mark Burns, and we're in the talks with getting the

great Al Rosenberg to come back in. So that's amazing. Yeah. But we're excited, man. We're doing our own thing, and we're happy and the support's been great, and thanks people like you will help us promote. So I appreciate it. Yeah, dude.

Thank you. And it's a great product. And I'm happy that you were able to get away from that show and do your own thing. Good for you. Thank you, brother. I'll see you guys. Bye, chat. Bye, Carl. All right. And I always got it. I'll talk shit. Just gonna. I used to be great. He was fantastic. Because I knew he would be. If you're a fan of the Stern Show and the Wack Pack, he does those impressions, pretty fucking spot on. Casey Neville.

I've never listened to any Howard Stern ever in my life. Yeah, you wouldn't be the demo for that. Before we do reviews, I want to play something. This is a voicemail that Dick Masterson played on his most recent bonus episode. It's a voicemail from Boomer Guy. And he's talking shit about me. He doesn't mention me by name,

but I know he's talking about me. So this is from the Dick Show and this is Boomer Guy. Hey Dick, hey Sean, I hope you can hear me. I'm on my way to go by drug. Cool. Cool. Here's what makes me a rage is whatever I hear people, especially on a podcast or whatever. Talk about, you know, oh, here's this like, here's this kid show that I used to watch. It's not a kid show, okay?

It's for, it's for adults, you know know, more specifically about Peewee Herman. Oh yeah, Peewee's playhouse and the fucking movies. Oh, there are no way Kitty went so ever. They're all for adults. No, they're for kids. There's a reason why Peewee's big adventure is Pee-G. In some cases, even G rated right? You know there's even his show is kid related.

It's for kids. It's supposed to be like a kid show. Now you could definitely try to draw a one thing to another and to be like, oh, you know, well, there's specific references. It's shut the fuck up. And it's a kid show. It's must be Kitty. And then I'm hearing the hearsus hate on,

oh, here's a few of you big holiday with such a shit show because there's more kids friendly. Don't they understand that? 40 or 50 year old like me, you loved it. We think that it's 40 years old. Yeah. I fucking need my Peewee. Oh, you know, Mr. Rogers was so mature and handled top top. Oh, yeah

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But Casey, we're gonna have reviews. Oh, by the way, before we talk about reviews, Casey just got a package delivered to her. I should do. And then I'm excited about, we know about the cow outfits. Casey has decided to go a different route. Yeah, I'm gonna different route because I don't wanna to show my face,

but I'm fine with showing the rest of me. Good on you. Have a chicken mask. I have a pair of thigh high yellow socks. Red lingerie that I already opened it and have to buy that. So yeah, that'll send you that soon. I'll take pictures first. All right, well, look forward to the chicken versus the cow.

The war is really brewing right now. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's a barn burner. All right, that's a good joke. That's a good joke, Chris. All right. Are we going to any reviews coming through, Casey? Yeah, because you did the Tinder podcast last week, right?

Yes. With the film slots. Yeah, there's a few. Those are some negative reviews here. All right. Here we go. Not worth the time. Spend most of the episode talking about how bad these shows are that are doing the same

thing they do, music beds, dumb inside jokes, etc. Either they don't get that they are doing it too, or they do it as a joke that's not funny at execution of a good concept. That is true. We do it as a joke that's not funny. That that is the purpose of the inside joke to the music bad. It's all meta. Yeah. Yeah, that's a one-star review, Carl.

Okay. Fair enough. I feel like I heard somebody's feelings with a podcast that we made fun of. All right. Next one. More mediocre white men, such a bold move to have a terrible podcast who's whole stick is to call other podcasts terrible. Yeah.

A bold girl. That's the whole thing. Yep. So I love that you could call me out for being a white man. That's a fun thing in our society right now, isn't it? The subsession with people's on. I think white women get all the hate that they do deserve.

Yeah, you fucking carons. Yeah. It's all, it's all our fault. You know, my poor mother-in-law, you know, who they've cared and it's just not fair. She doesn't deserve it. Oh, that is what it says. That's sad.

Yeah, that was a one-star review unsurprisingly. All right Next one, we're gonna want to hang out. Hey, Lee Chris. What's going on? What are we doing wrong? It was a tender podcast fair enough All right Groger by Opie's wife's boyfriend and parentheses not BAM That guy Kroger is hilarious. Is he related to the grocery

magnets or just unlucky? He's the heir to the Kroger fortune. I can't believe he even does our show anymore. He's so wealthy. That's amazing. That's a good one. Yep, that's a five-star. Yep, I'm not a five-star. All right, next. Parable. I had boo. Cahee. Carl's got a face for radio. Unfortunately, his voice is so bad.

He spends half of each episode playing OP and Sudaring John's when he sounds better by comparison. At least their studio isn't infested with cockroaches. I'm shipping to Navy Bootcamp tomorrow, and I'm looking forward to the gas chamber more than listening to these rubber decks after graduating. Bring back Vic. That's how you do it. Very well done. Amazing. It's perfect. Thank you for your service, too. Yeah. All right, next one. Awful. Couldn't stomach more than 20 minutes.

The irony of calling others talentless would not. One thing I heard come out of your mouth was even remotely funny. Good luck. You'll need it. Yeah, but you hear that one guitar riff I played on that one song during the music special? No. You know what I'm talking about? That one riff in that part. All right. You know, it's a starter. It's a start to bump me out now.

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no other way to distinguish yourself apart from them. Leave the podcasting to the experts like Opie or Better Get. Maybe you can ask him for some more tips since you ripped off of his We Need Girls in Hair repertoire, which you can't even deny because one of your selling points to becoming a patron is a Skippy cow costume with a broken zipper. Kindly do us all a favor and become as non-existent as crippled Jesus' degree in feminist theory. That's very well done. I like that one a lot. That was funny. Speaking of crippled Jesus, he is going to be on the creep off this week. Speaking of cripple Jesus, he is going to be on the creep off this week. So Monday at noon, Eastern time will be live on YouTube with cripple Jesus. And guess what the topic is?

You know, we always have a theme on the creep off. Creepy as cripple. Oh. It's a pretty funny thing. So Vinnie invited me to be on his bachelor podcast. Oh, you should do that. Do you watch The Bachelor? I do because of fucking creeps and roses. It's like the process with it. It's so amazing. It is a good chance. I agree with you on that.

Yeah, no. The Bachelor is like, oh, God, it's incredible. I never watched it. I never watched it. I never watched it. I never watched it. I never will watch it. But Creeps and Roses is a great show. It's better than the Creeps and Roses. Yeah, well, yeah.

The Creeps and Roses is certainly better than the Bachelor and the Creep off, which I can't believe has been on for a year. That's, you can't believe the Creep off has been on for a year? Didn't you just post about your one year? We did, yeah. So episode 52 is Monday. has been on for a year. Didn't you just post about your one year? We did. Yeah, episode 52 is Monday. So that would be one year we do it every week.

So holy shit, look at us. Yeah, time flies when you're stepping quarantine. What should I get for Vinny for our anniversary, do you think? What do you think you'd like pizza? Yeah. Or action figures. Can you combine the two? I action figures? Yeah, probably pizza. Can you combine the two?

I want to get him a wrestling action figure, but I feel like he already has it. Toilet. Yeah. And then my pizza in the shape of a wrestling belt. That's not a bad idea. If I actually cared about that guy at all, that'd be a fun gift.

All right. Let's check out the voicemails. Let's see what's going on with our voicemail segment here. Hey, Carl. This is Tom from the gas station. So I've fallen a bit behind on the WATP episodes, and I've kind of been catching up. Been busy, but I just got finished listening to 2483.

Holy shit, man. Fucking crows brought it to, he fucking murdered it, man. Progurs on this episode? Like, I was laughing so fucking hard. Whatever, whatever crack, he's fucking fucking smoking you tell him to keep that shit Oh crack man if he keeps on bringing this this big-jick energy every time he does a guess appearance on the show I'll fucking up my Patreon money from five to fucking $20 man sweet I'll give him money to fuck it. This was the funniest episode I've heard so far

Good shit guys keep that shit up. All right Crow I'm gonna crack his face. I know crack has different times Different string of crab you guys familiar. Now you lived down in Florida. I hope I'm not doxing you. You live in Florida, Casey. Are you familiar with the governor of New York State? You mean Andrew Cuomo? Andrew Cuomo, call it into the show.

Let's see what he has to say. That was a couple of Andrew Cuomo here. And I'm calling to apologize about that fit I was doing a couple weeks ago. You know, the problem was I took all my jokes and I sent them into the nursing home and that house come in cyclone fee. Anyway, please don't call me out on any of it. Bye bye.

Perfect. Perfect. Go all-out, Frasier. You swear it's the real person. You think he's a rape us now? I've heard, yeah. Well, he kissed an attractive girl who didn't want to be kissed, who was a subordinate. And I don't think he has a lot of fans anymore.

I think that's got to go away, which is nice. Which is why I smile talk so much. Because what's going to get to come up with? So it brings you joy. You know, Heather W was in the chat earlier. You're privately messaged names. Oh, really guys are you guys gonna be come Franza? Never answered her. She just said she was a huge fan which I I don't know I thought someone was fucking with me and that it wasn't Heather W

No, that's the real Heather W She joined yesterday because she was looking cuz she said she read this funny She read on the reddit that people were talking shit about here in the discord. So then she asked me how to get to the discord. No, not you, just be ball. Oh, so then she went to the... I was, but... Ha ha ha ha.

She didn't find it, so you're fine. Ha ha ha ha. But she sent me another video of John talking shit about her that I didn't even know about. And we didn't even get to and not the bonus episode. But we'll save it for another day. I suppose. It's kind of fun. I can play it through my phone right now. Patrick, my good idea. All right, Tucker Dixon caught him. Hey, Carl, I just listened to this week's episode and the teaser was almost my favorite part of the show. But then I realized that was high pitch here, not banana dock, and then it became my least favorite

part of the show. Good news. Do better, do better. Anyways, talk her out. Good news. We're doing Maddox next week. And yeah, I saw that a lot in the discord today when we were listening to high pitch. A lot of people thought that sounded like banana dogs.

I'm just like banana dogs. I love Sean's impression of banana docks. He doesn't spot out. Maybe I should try to get Sean out next week too. Along with him. That's a great idea. He can make fun of me again. Did we make fun of you?

Yeah, my voicemail when I left it to let you know I would be a review girl. That's right. Sean picked up on the fact that you have zero energy. Yeah, it was really funny. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck. He was wrong. That's right Sean Sean picked up on the fact that you have zero energy He was wrong No, no he's a stuute. Yeah smart guy that shot All right back to the boys males Carl I hate you. All right That person called back and again right after that

A.J. All right. That person called back and again right after that. Kyle, you're not so bad at digging back. Thank you very much. I like a good story arc. I'm really seeing the boys from the call back. Literally. A call back.

You're out today, Chris. You're out today. Oh, you know what I was thinking about today? Open Anthony used to do this thing called line of the day. And at the end of the show, the very end of the show, they'd go, okay, what was the funniest line that was said today and they'd like pick? What was the funniest line was?

On our bonus show, the line of the day was Andy asked Tather W. What do you think's gonna be John's dick with this like after a three hour airplane flight. And it was the fucking funniest thing I've ever heard. And tether didn't laugh. She just goes, oh I know, I don't think it would be very good because he's very sweaty. She accepted the answer to the question.

That was that was the day. Andy, well, don my friend. I'm gonna say the line of the day was him him saying I didn't know we're gonna be this mean All right Oh, you know I should have played this one when she was here oops see Your dad is asleep He comes to our beaches Daddy's coming in with the benzene. Your body is soft.

Come and give daddy a hug and a tongue kiss. When we was at the shower, your butt keeps his warm. It is a fever. I have to touching you my hands, my leg hand. Okay, get down on all fours. I need to take your temperature. I put a chunk of gasoline on the tip of my dick and he loves you. W-W-P-P. By this God signing off.

Alright, move it on. Hey, Casey or the, depending on which one of you is on the show this week, you are so fucking hot. And I just want to lick on your big mommy milkers because I'm, I'm so fucking into you and I want to lick your ass and then call you watch. Because that's so fucking hot and I'm so fucking into you anyway. Call me back. That was paddle bright. I do just call it that.

Yeah, that was, but it wasn't good creep off. Well, thank you. I'm not going to win with that. I thought it was. Anything. Yeah. Do you ever get hit on like that? Oh, thank you. I'm not gonna win with that. I thought it was Yeah, do you ever get hit on like that? Oh Yeah, I'm cool. I believe it. I believe it Yeah, just get voicemails and boy. Oh, speaking of voicemails. I should have sent this to you I don't even know if this is a fan

Who called me, someone left me a voice mail. I guess I'll try to send it to you. I'm already going to do that. Oh, so you play it next week or something. Yeah, you can download it as an MP3 and send it. OK, yeah. Well, he was just talking about how he had insurance to sell me. But he kept calling me a bitch while he was telling me

who's going to sell me insurance. OK. That sounds fun. He sounded just like this like co-cat I used to date when I was in high school so it was really unsettling. But yeah, that was so, yeah, it was really strange. I'll send it to you. Kind of funny. Bad news, Chris. She's not in the co-cats. Not anymore. I moved on. Alright let's see what else we got on. Hey Carl, 40 people have suggested that Vinny need to do another

episode about the Bachelor to properly fulfill his consequence because the first one didn't really count. Right. Here's a better idea. Have him come on WATP and review a Bachelor of podcast with you. This way you both get to suffer. Not a bad idea. There's a lot of Bachelor podcasts out there. Really? Bats are nation is strong. One of the Bachelor contestants is a podcaster. You mean I'm this season? Yeah I think maybe she's gone now but yeah. Everyone's a fucking mom who's Cynthia Rowley have a podcast together. No, I hate that The idea of that

But first podcaster bachelor contestant that we know of right right I Feel like a lot of reality TV people are also podcasters because they just need a lot of attention. It's coming from me. Right. I'm going to go to the stage. I put my tits on your Patreon. You did and they're fabulous Carl you made me like a band. I don't like the shameless episode of Shitty song of the week

That band is a band I've hated for so long, but knowing shameless The way he talks he wishes he was from all the red key. He wants to be that guy so bad that he, like the jealousy comes out in every word he says, like he wishes that Kevin Song was whatever the hell he brought to Shitty Song in the week. I just want to say I fucking cannot stop listening to that song just because of how it makes me think of how his petting Michael gets now. Sorry, thank you. Why don't you play that one? I don't know. I don't know either. All right, one more.

One more to go. I love what bag of cement posted in our discard. Describe your boobs as a holy picture of them. Well played, so that's funny. Amazing. Hey, Garo, a long time listener, like the show, always one of the most consistently funny entertain shows up here, but I just want to say you've got to review Matt and Shane's secret podcast. You won't push the phone back.

That makes you want to do it. I think he's using a little reverse psychology on me there. Matt and Shane's secret podcast, everybody said it's a secret, but I'll forget. Okay. All right. Secret. Cool. Oh, is that Shane Gills' podcast? Is that the guy who makes jokes about Asian people? I'll listen to that. That's all that. So Casey, thank you so much for coming back on the show. I'm glad your internet works. It was nice to talk to you.

And I look forward to seeing your chicken outfit. Yeah, I'll send that to you. Also, I've been giving out agricultural advice on my Twitter to gangreneously. OK. out agricultural advice on my Twitter to gangreneously. Okay. Anyone else wants to ask me about growing things in their yard? Anything else relating to soil, it's, you know, my Twitter at is dumb dirt bitch. Well, I think you bring up a lot of followers right now. So I don't want to follow dumb dirt bitch.

But also when you're doing reviews of W-A-T-P Ask questions about soil In the review let's make that part of the theme here and then that way when Casey reads it she can then also respond to it Do you have questions about Soil I get way more excited than talking about W-A-T-B So what about your panties? Are they soiled? I don't know. I'm wearing those right now.

I don't know where I'm going with that. Casey, thanks so much for joining us on the show today. You're fantastic. As always, you always bring the energy. We had branded on and surely that was a snooze pass. And then Casey comes on and we're like, Bob, shout out to the cat. Yeah, I'm so excited.

All right, take care. This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye, goodbye. I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here. What's up, bitch?

You're listening to who are these fucking podcasts? Polish people are stupid! FACT!