Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep248 - RealMaddox

Episode Date: March 7, 2021

This week we take a quick break from roasting podcasts to review a Twitch streamer. But not just any Twitch streamer, we review the rootin' tootin' suingest former New York Times bestselling author who ever made fun of your child's drawings. Is that a banana on your twitch stream or are you just happy to see me? Tab from HWIDG joins us to analyze many of Maddox's multiple personalities, discuss Paris Hilton making Opie famous for a day, learn how Anthony thinks one would go about canceling Opie, and discover that Stuttering John knows the social security number of the guy... or gal... who posts his bonus shows. Get 20% off your first order of Press House Coffee with code WATP presshousecoffee.com/watp Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ http://hereswhatidontget.com/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's showtime. A W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P! Hello, Robert Nixon, cousin Rooz. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? The only show that reads if I ran the zoo and provides highly detailed descriptions of the illustrations. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week, a man who was wearing two crowns long before Dr. Fauci recommended it. From the Here's When I Don't Get Podcasts, it's our friend, Tab, aka Mad Cox. What's happening, Tab? Hey, great to be here. Thanks for having me. Thanks for coming on.

This is tabs first time on the show. We're excited to have them. Please go to who are these.com. We can are email address, voicemail number, link to our sub or to link to the discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel. And of course, the link to our patreon and supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month. We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts and then shit all over in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a Twitch channel called real Maddox. We have both watching, listen separately. We have not discussed with each other beforehand. Let's get into it.

Real Maddox is a Twitch channel with host George O'Zoonion. Am I pronouncing that right? Yeah. Okay. So I'm just going to provide a little bit of background information for people who aren't familiar with Maddox and what he's up to. So Maddox was an internet famous for his blog, very funny website, got book deals from it, started a podcast with Dick Masterson, biggest problem in the universe, very successful podcast, and did badly,

they had a tough breakup, since then, Maddox has done nothing right. He started other podcasts that have gone away. I don't know if he's still doing that got Zilla Podcast with Haley Mancini. I'm not even sure. I don't think he is. I think it went on hiatus at like the end of

2019 and it just never came back But if you want to listen to a good Godzilla podcast check out cast a little versus the pod monster. That's right Tony Tony from Mac the movies. Yes. I was I told him I was I plug his show if it came up naturally So beautiful there you go, Tony now you got it so Maddox now what he's doing is he's got this twitch channel and on the twitch channel He plays different characters. So he's got this filter on so you just see like his eyes in his mouth And then he's a banana or he's a cowboy or He's Goldilocks or he's a Dracula.

It's bizarre. It's bizarre behavior. This guy's like 43 years old. He plays a banana on the internet. So it's called being a Vtuber. Okay. And he's virtual tuber. So he's using these filters to be these different characters.

But what's amazing, I assume you didn't watch any of his streams prior to the banana docs, right? Correct. So before then, he's been streaming for years. I mean, he's been streaming since during the biggest problem, I think, is when he started. Okay. Post-biggest problem.

His streams were the most lifeless, uninteresting thing. There'd be like 12 viewers. It would just be the camera of his face and whatever version of Dark Souls he was playing. And he would mumble answer questions, people would ask him things and get immediately banned from the chat. And it was just, it was, it was pathetic. Yeah. So it's really weird.

I haven't watched the Emanix content in like five years. So going back now and watching his, this stream, it's like a different person's there. Yeah. He's happy. He's smiling.'s like a different person's there. Yeah. He's happy. He's smiling. He's drawing. He's having a great time. He's wasted.

I think it's what's going on. I would correct me if I were wrong, but I was watching some of these ox-mad stuff. So cowboy ox-mad is his cowboy character. And because you can only see his mouth and his eyes and everything else is the CG filter, every now and again, you see in the area where his mouth is a Corsite camp, which is so fucking fitting that he's drinking Corsite. What is it with losers at LA who can't afford their apartments that they drink Corsite? Is it the cheapest beer in LA?

It has to be. Well, I saw him in a stream drinking white claw. Oh, without the rug or that. That's what I'm talking about. No, no, no. All right, I want to play a clip. This is how the show starts off. This is Banana Docs.

I have mostly Banana Docs stuff because Banana Docs, well, you'll see for yourself. This is how the show starts. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh You guys miss you guys remember me I know I can't Hey guys listen I got a special treat for you Hey guys, you guys can me just shut the fuck up. Oh, it's your birthday rose, I swear. I'm up with banana.

Aww, I'm filling up that boy. Why don't you come over here sweetie. Just, I'm trying to order a bit sweetie. I'm going to show you. And because it's twitch there's tons of annoying sounds that are happening and people are donating bits to them and different things are popping up on the screen. It's all really just obnoxious. I really want to compliment you on choosing a video platform to then review and critique on your audio based podcast. You say this is a bad idea. Fair enough. Now I'm not saying it's a bad idea. I'm just criticizing you for what you criticize others for. Well, it's important to realize though,

that this guy is going on Twitch with zero content. He has nothing. He didn't show up with a joke or a story. He just shows up, talks in a silly voice, bounces back and forth, and has his little banana peel flopping around. And that's always got. He chats with people and responds to them.

Do you have a clip that sums up the show for you? Yes, I do. It's not from the show per se, but I do think this sums up his new streams. I stand before you, a broken and miserable man. Because it's pretty obvious that at some point, something broken, Maddox's brain, and that's why he's doing this.

Now, I think that what these characters are, is they are an escape from himself. He's got this weird lore that comes through when he talks. People will come in and be like, oh Maddox, I used to love your site. And if he's Oxmad, he'll go, oh no, that's my nephew Maddox. I'm Oxmad, the cowboy.

And if he's the banana, he'll say that he's the nephew, Maddox. I'm Oxymad, the cowboy. And if he's the banana, he'll say that he's the nephew of Maddox. And I think that this is the only way that he can get outside it. Each one of these characters represents a different aspect of his brain that has completely shattered in the fallout from the biggest problem. Yeah, that's a good point.

I know a lot of people who burn enough bridges and have a hard enough time that they decide to like leave and go to another city It just move just move away and because he's a person only on the internet He cannot do that so he's left with I'll just become different people instead He's pretty much like brain buddies. He's pretty much like all these different personalities coming out But he's not he's not great at it because he kind of goes in and out of characters and forgets what he's doing. The thing with banana docks,

he calls everybody sweetie and sweetheart. That's like the- He gives them smooches. And give them smooches. That's like the thing they does. Here's a clip of Oxmad using the word sweetie. I think you just kind of tripped up here and forgot what he was doing.

We're wearing all sorts of weird stuff. You got like cheese, is that cheese that she's holding? Oh, it's hummus. Oh, I like a good hub, that's why the heck not. It's a little Mediterranean treat. Oh, look at that. She's a real sweetie. Alright, let's see what she, oops. Oh no.

Jack wants to say you a new message, oh, let's see what she said. I don't think Cowboys used the word sweetie. I think what he meant to say was root and tutin'. I think it's what he meant to say. The, I'm glad you played that clip with the food because it, so that's what his streams are. You say he doesn't have any content, but the oxman, the premise of the oxman's stream is, right?

Every 35 minutes, he spins a wheel to rename his saloon and his horse. And then in between that, he just kind of fucks around and most of it is him looking at food. So there was a one point on Monday night's stream, the first he was like looking at different cuts of meat and he kept talking about how he wanted a flank steak stew

and then he goes, no, no, what I want is a London broil and he's looking, how he wanted a flank steak stew and then he goes, no, no, what I want is a London broil and he's looking, oh, doesn't that look good? But I don't know how into steak you are, but I'm varying the steak. And a London broil is you take a cheap ass piece of meat, a flank steak or a round steak. You soak it in a marinade for two days and then you put it in a broiler and you cook all that flavor into the meat because the meat sucks ass And that's how you finally make it tender and he's looking at this shitty meat and pretending that's good and says this

Because it's just sexual weird sexual innuendo's and looking at food. Yes, that's his life now. Banana Docs does that too, and there's a lot of food talk, at least on the stream that I watched. And he tries to cope with jokes. Here's his banana bread joke. Oh, Rockish X thanks for the hundred bucks week. Rockish X's brown bananas make better banana bread, but I find them using them makes the bread taste too nutty. Oh, if you don't want nutty bread then you shouldn't use my seed. There were no laughs! Good one, Maddox.

The fun of your joke was the comment, because he obviously meant poop. Right. This guy's devoid of humor and what's annoying about it is that he did used to be funny. And I stand by that. You forget because it's been so long since he was funny that he did used to be able to write funny things. Here's more of his humor. Hyper, Hyperion van Covers says I bet you love nuts. Right funny things! Here's more of his humor.

That's one of the weird things as the banana docs character. He'll put these images up of the food or I saw one where he had a hookah and then he has this girlfriend Sally who's like an all a picture. She's stock footage of an old lady with bananas and she's just holding them and he will interact with these images on the screen like you would paper dolls or something or if you if you were as a kid held up your action figures in front of the cartoons you're watching so you could like pretend Batman was fighting Iron Man. That is what he's he's doing in his stream and it's the thing that's funny, I laughed at these more than anything that I saw in Maddox in years, but I wasn't laughing at his jokes. I was just laughing at the random things that happened to him. Like, this clip, I don't know what it is with washed up comedians in LA

and having bug issues, but this was Banana Docs One Night. Fuck, hang on, hang on, I gotta bug on my... I gotta fucking bug on my ceiling. I'm like, whoa, hang on a second. But uh this was banana docks one night He does all of that in character he finally kills the bug Is it possible that he's roommates with Stuttering John? I mean, they might, they might like share a wall. Yeah, probably. So you listen to these clips that we're playing and you wonder how many people are watching this. I have the answer

Wow, I got 69 people the chat room Thank fucking God there's less than a hundred people watching this I thought podcasts are for lonely people But Twitch is for Lonely fucking people you're sitting around watching this guy make an ass of himself for by the way over two and a half hours And I'm not gonna be dead. I watch it all I could not that was not happening. I have better things to do like check out what's that our job It's up to but it's still unbelievable to me that people are watches even if it's 69 people that's still too bad Well, the other thing is it's two and a half hours and it seems to happen at just random times during the week. So on Monday as Oxman, he starts at 10 p.m. Pacific time.

But then he does banana docs at like 8 p.m. Pacific time. And I'm trying to figure out what your mental schedule is to say, this is the time I'm going to stream. Does he have to be a certain level of drunk to play each of these characters? Like maybe Banana Dice is less wasted than Oxmad? That would be my guess. Uh, maybe so, but uh, he's definitely drunk as he says here. But that would mean that on Wednesdays he starts drinking earlier in the day than he does on Mondays.

I'm not going to pretend I know what the fuck she went out with this guy because it's a mystery. But here's another clip of him talking about how he drank too much. This is Banana Docs signing off. Oh, why do I feel so weird? Oh, okay guys, that's it. I'm gonna go now. I'm gonna go pee pee again. I drank a little bit too much. Yeah.

And it's one thing to be a disgusting alcoholic, but to do it on the internet just seems like a bad move to me. Yeah. I would save my blackout periods for when I'm like, by myself in my room. You know, like a functional alcoholic. That's what you're supposed to do. As long as you get to work in the morning, you're not alcoholic.

Is that the rule? That's the rule. All right, thank you, Dr. Tab. What if you lost your job? And there's nowhere to go to. Is that all right? Yeah, that's still all right then. Okay, good.

Speaking of jobs during the Oxman stream, someone asked him for job advice. And this is a longer clip, but I think it's really funny for a couple of reasons just to explain afterwards. What you're checking, say, is, hey, Alchemy, what advice do you have for yearly reviews? I have one coming up in a couple of days for job.

I've been doing for a year now that I'm not exactly sure about, what was you check? I got advice for you Parker. Would you like a raise? If you'd like a raise, what you got to do is provide value for your company. Have you done that? Because if you have, you should bring that up to your employer and say, hey, these are all the good things I've done for your company and how I've improved your value, your bottom

line. If you have approximately approved their bottom line three to one, you probably deserve a pretty should you have to raise their burger. So the rules for a man who's had two jobs in his entire life. Right, what does he know about performance review? If you provide three to one value, you deserve a raise. I also, one of the solutions of biggest problem in the universe, their bonus episodes were solutions and Dick

brought in ask for a raise as a solution. Yeah. And Maddox said that was ridiculous. You can't just ask for a raise. Yeah, you absolutely can. And now he gives that as advice to this guy. And also, what kind of fucking lunatic asked ask a man playing a cowboy on the internet advice for a job review. Everyone watching has to be a dickhead who's trolling at right. He's kidding. I know I don't think so. I think so.

There are people earnestly watching this still. Come on. How the fuck is that possible? He has a moderator who was posting all during the stream. He's posting like, go donate here to this stream labs. At one point, he posts Maddie Locks' Amazon wish list, which I clipped and it's like, there's two different laptops, there's some flash drives.

It's a, there's a Ronin Samurai Warrior, Bochito Mori shirt, youth size, kids 12. What the fuck? I saw that too. I couldn't make out the link, but I saw that was posted in the chat, the Amazon wish list. And I thought for sure that was a joke. No, it's not.

I think people want you to. Someone's gonna buy him a laptop? What, is Heather W. I think someone's going to buy him a laptop. What is Heather W watching it? There's also an Nintendo switch and Zelda Breath of the Wild. There's a mini keyboard for some reason. Wow. Yeah. So he does get people to pay him money. I guess that's the thing with this twitch. It, you know, when you're done giving money to camhors, you go and give money to banana people and he gets very excited about this. Whoa, but I should put him in there. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Put him in there, need a thousand bits. Oh my gosh, I wouldn't fall into the chat room with the yellow, make it rain, yellow, over a particular one. So a thousand bits, I looked this up because I did not know this is ten dollars. It's 10 dollars. It's it's he got that excited about 10 dollars. It's gonna take a lot of a thousand bits to get that Nintendo switch my friend Well, if you're giving him bits, don't don't act like they're not getting something back because if you give him bits I'll tell you what you can get listen to this

Who's gonna be the center of the better? Thank you. Get a big, smoochy smoochy, Mr. Manada Daddy. Oh, bitter brine, of course you're gonna be good. Big, big, big, big old smooch. Why don't you open your mouth? You want a boom right there, right in your mouth. We need to grind the kitchen.

He's giving people air kisses over the internet. I hate that. That's the, this kisses over the internet. I hate that. That's this repulses me. This is terrible. This is not a teenager. This is not a teenage boy. You would think, okay, we're 17. What are you gonna do?

This is a 43 year old man who had a best seller. He wrote a best selling place part. That's the fuck. So we also like to reveal things about Maddox. This is this opportunity because he's not Maddox that he can reveal things and actually Dick played this on his bonus show, but oh, you know what,

I gotta give thanks to both Thumbs and Oxman livestream for helping me out, sending me tons of clips so that because this is all behind a pay wall and it's not easy to get to, but so this is one that Dick played but I definitely want to bring this up. Well, I have it on good authority that Maddox likes to pee on people in the shower, not out of sexual, not as a sexual fantasy. He just likes to do it because it's hilarious.

Wooah! So this is where he starts saying things about Maddox. He likes to pee on people in the shower because it's hilarious. I don't understand this, and I don't understand how peeing on someone is funny. Here's my question, Carl. When do you think the last time someone was in the shower with Maddox?

That's a great point. Is it maybe a banana that's in there with Maddox? He's doing the point. Is he going to the gym and just like pissing on people? Well, in another episode, actually, this was from the stream just this past Wednesday. He sings a golden shower song. So he's really good to this.

Hey, there's a middle hour for a new hot girl. You know, the stream sounds golden, He really does lack wit, doesn't he? What happened to this guy? He can't go with anything off the cuff that's remotely interesting or clever. Well, I don't think he ever could because he's talked about his right the way he writes things, which is to agonize every single word, and that's why it took him forever to update his articles. And I do think that is what made his articles stand out from other shit posters of the early internet was that his were had a little bit more craft put into them. And that's fine for a written thing, it'd be a book or a YouTube video where you're gonna do a bunch of takes and edit it, or even a podcast where you can go back

and edit it and make yourself look smarter, but there's nowhere to hide on Twitch, or in a live stream, when you just sit down, turn on a camera and then act like a banana, you have to have something there. Otherwise, it becomes very obvious very quickly that you don't have anything interesting in your head that you can come up with.

Yeah, I think that that's been revealed. I think that we can come to that conclusion at this point that this guy doesn't need to be on the internet for eight hours a week, making shit up. Because none of it's interesting. If you will allow me to, Tab. I did bring the Maddy Locks vampire erotica. Now, his character Maddy Locks, this is going back a few months, was on the show and decided to write

some vampire erotica live on the show. So you get to watch his thought process and it is surprising how long it takes him to just come up with like the character's name. He's googling things to come up with that. He's asking the chat what it should be. It takes forever. This is the finished product. And I'm going to play this and we can pause it and talk about it a little bit. I'm not going to play the entire thing. But this is surprising. Remember this is coming from a comedy writer or at least he fancies himself a comedy writer. This is supposed to be comedy Okay, let's read the story says deep in the heart of a mod like a secret castle the secret vampire with a not so secret

Boner in his pants. All right, so just right there. It's a secret house with a secret vampire with a not so secret boner. How is the boner not a secret but the vampire is? Who's knowing about this boner but they don't know who it's attached to? How does that make it in sense? I'm gonna look into this to watch. Vampires right that you can't see their reflection in a mirror but you can see their boners. Oh I didn't know that. Yeah. It's part of the vampire lore. If you read more Stephanie, Twilight Lady, you know this. Okay, all right, move it up. This boner belongs to Cassbian, a vampire who's in the middle

of having a wet dream. He wakes up in a cold sweat. All right, first off, you can't be in the middle of having a wet dream and then wake up that it wasn't a wet dream. See, the way for wet dreams to happen is they have to be wet at some point. So I'm just saying there's some flaws in his logic here. Whoa. Caspian chow's he looks down his boner is raging and by the way we can

play these sound effects too for a caspian like this one. Okay he's got a wait. I'm not going to goof on someone for having a soundboard, obviously. But is this- I will. Okay, I have that same sound. But is this really what we're talking about right now? This guy thinks that just saying that he has a raging boner is going to be funny. I'm pretty surprised it's crying. I guess it's pretty good.

I don't know, man. Does this look good boner sounds in? All right, let's see what's going to happen. Pretty sure Chris is crying. I guess pretty good. I don't know man. This is some good bonus. I don't see Alright, let's see what's gonna happen. This one Okay, he's got a wait Yeah, he's got a big old butter. What do I do with this? I haven't had a butter this big in centuries He hears his stomach around like I should eat boy Jesus Christ What is going on right now the guy wakes up. He's got a giant boulder. Heumbling. I should eat. Boy. Jesus Christ. What is going on right now? The guy wakes up. He's got a giant boner. He's like I should eat something

blah Why what is that what is what they have to do with the other thing? Wait, it gets stupider. Hold on Surprisingly enough. I mean picks up his phone and Google's delivery house is for his office So he dials a local pet shop. Hello pet smart My name is Cindy. I'm a robot. How may I help you? Hello? I've liked them hamsters, please Right away sir. All right. Is anyone following this so the vampires hungry? So we call it's smart to have hamsters delivered to him Is this more lore than I don't know about? The vampires eat hamsters?

Or that PetSmart delivers them? What the fuck is going on? In what I don't understand is half of that he's mumbling. Yeah, I know. Clearly slurring his words. Yeah, I know. Like laid off on the white claws there, buddy. I just want to have one more course like that.

I've unlocked some house thruth, please Right away sir Cassie gives her his address and 20 minutes later. He hears a large banging of the door It's so he puts in so many details now when it comes to writing comedy You just want to get to the jokes and he's like and then he gave the address You didn't hear it right the first time so he had a corrector, but then she did write it down correctly. All right, 20 minutes passes by, and now the person shows up at this address.

All right, get to the fucking point. He gave her the address for the secret castle. Yeah, the secret castle. Wait, is that the place with the not-so-secret boner? Yeah, I know where that is. So, I know that is. Dress, and 20 minutes later, he hears a large banging of the door.

It's Cindy. Hello, I'm Cindy, the robot from PetSmart. I have your delivery here. Why don't you come in? Cindy looks apprehensive. I don't know if I should. I'm not supposed to hang out after my delivery. I insist to be my ginseng.

Listen to this back and forth. It's not funny. What's the point of this? It is still funnier than a time Myers joke. It's way funny than a time Myers joke, but is that the standard that we're holding up to? I mean, that's his weight level. This is weight class. Listen to this again. Listen to this back and forth. So unnecessary.

I need the robot from PetSmart. I have your delivery here. Why don't you come in? Cindy looks apprehensive. I don't know if I should. I'm not supposed to hang out after my deliveries. I insist to be my ginseng. Oh, okay.

Cindy walks inside. She has a straight... I didn't take that much convincing, so why even put that part in the story? She was talked into it very quickly. this robot delivery woman from PetSmart I'm not sure what the point of that was Okay, Cindy walks inside she has a straight dump truck of an ass Vault are you doing with all that junk in the trunk?

Sure, all right. We're now 80 seconds in. That's the first semi funny thing that I've heard. With a dump truck of an ass? Yes. 80 seconds into this thing. Fidey says one thing, and I'm like, okay, I can get behind that. Volta are you doing with all that junk in the trunk shop?

What is? The city says that she smacks her own ass. It jiggles like way hell is too long. The robot has to jiggle the ass. The robot ass jiggles. I can't even, I'm not entering this world. He's not really bringing me into this world. I can't picture it.

I don't understand the fuck is going, I don't know if it makes any sense to me. They both hear a spring noise like a boner going off. It's Caspian's boner. He looks down at his pants. Oh, Jesus Christ. They both hear a spring noise like a boner would make. And it was a boner.

But he didn't play the sound effect. I know. Why would he just be like, they both hear, bring us. Here's spring noise, like a boner going off. It's Cass being boner. He looks down at his pants. Baby, baby, baby. There it is.

Oh, long time no. What's the boner going off? Be the sound of ejaculation. What's it? Yeah, none of this makes any sense, because he had the boner. That's why he made the phone call. So did the boner leave and come back again?

Boater like a fresh, he got a bigger. Yeah, all right. The boner that's the biggest he's had in centuries got bigger. What's with that too? Like, do you have different sized boners? Today the boner is the biggest that I've had in a long time. Oh no, my bowler. Cindy looks at his bowler like a fresh piece of watermelon

and Cindy loves watermelon. What fresh piece of watermelon? What the fuck? What? That doesn't, that's the most sensual food you can think of. Well, the fact that he had to say, and she loves watermelon, tells you it's a terrible fucking reference. She looks at it like it's watermelon. Why?

I wish Gail was there. I was looking like it was a salami or yes. I don't know. A fresh piece of meat. Yes, right. I love watermelon. Big juicy plantain. You got any more, Deb? This is a big juicy plantain.

You got any more, Deb? No, those are all my wonderful foods. These notes are free, Maddox. We're giving you these for free, buddy. You're welcome. That's a big old juicy boner. You got there, Casbian. Mind if I non-it was my hot ass chompers? I can remove my teeth.

Bought? Casbian blushes, a Cindy removes her teeth from her mouth, which is no big deal because she's a robot. This was the robot who was apprehensive about coming in. We robots can do anything, and we'll do anything if we like someone. Do you like me? Cassie says?

Yeah, I guess kind of. Enough to nond your ding dong. Oh, they both hear another boaters out. Cassie and his pump to second boater. Wait, Sony is multiple penises. Oh my god, this is literally Robert Hamburg with the fucking ninjas popping boners. This guy has regressed back to being a teenager

in the style of writing. This is atrocious. Wow, two boaters in one night since Cindy. This is... atrocious. Wow, two voters in one night since Cindy. Maybe I should get to work. Yes, Vydon to Cindy Rips' pants off. His boner has a widow's peak. It's sexy as fuck.

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Well, the next time I get an awkward boner, instead of thinking about baseball, I'm just gonna think about Dracula's robot sex, that dumb truck of an ass on that robot, that jiggles for like, how long? So one of the things that Matt likes to do is like every fucking Twitch streamer and YouTuber is thank everybody who's watching.

And a name jumped out at me. Thanks for following everyone. You guys are real sweet hearts. Thanks big butter guy. Is there-beater guy. Is there a big boulder guy watching? Are you a boulder guy? Yeah. Is it possible that we're gonna be watching Maddox? I think it's more likely that it's one of your fans.

Well, you get like VIX Japanese boyfriend watching Stuttering John. Yeah, that's probably more likely. All right, Tab, I've been hogging this way too long. What else you want to talk about? So on Wednesday night, he got rated. So one of the things, one of the features of Twitch, right, is that you can host other Twitch streamers

and you can basically choose who you can auto host someone that you like like a friend of yours, like Dick, if you say you are a Twitch streamer, Dick might host your streams if he's away. So someone clicks on Dick's shows, Twitch feed, you could just watch the, who are these podcast feed? Okay, well, the other way to do it is when your stream ends,

you can go send them to the next thing like old Cable news when they'd have that like crossover for a minute. Yeah, so this guy Wubby He has a huge following on Twitch He has 10 tens of thousands of people watching him every night and at the end of his stream He just goes through and finds someone who has very low views or looks like doing something interesting and sends his fans in. Yeah. So he rated Maddox's Twitch stream at the end of his stream and this is the clip, these are long but it's very funny.

So Maddox's team does. Maddox's about this. This is very exciting for him. This is his, this is Wubby Stream ending. They go up. What about that one? This guy? This is very exciting for him. This is his, this is Wubby Stream ending. There you go, up. What about that one? This guy? Yeah, is he just a banana?

I think he's a banana. How we rated this guy before? I think we're rated before. He's just a banana. You suck. Should we rate this guy? He's a banana. That was just a proof of truth.

It does look like a purple. All right, shit. This guy will take care of does look good. Purple. All right, chat. This guy will take care of you until Friday. OK. All right, thank you for all the substance. And I appreciate you guys. This is a retarded.

I don't know. I'm going to cut wide. I'm going to cut wide. You did this to yourself, chat. So I think it's, I want to point out, at no point does he ever know that this is Maddox. Right, no, obviously not. He just goes, it's literally, he finds a retard and goes, holy shit, there's a retard

pretending to be a banana. This is ridiculous. What's goof on him? So as we previously discussed, Maddox's streams normally get about 60 people viewing. I watched a couple of them, and most of them. Most of them 60 seems to be his

median number. Sometimes it's like it'll get to 70. Sometimes it's in a lot lower, but 60 is a good number. Well, here is Batex's reaction to suddenly seeing that there is a huge number of people in his chat. number of people in his chat. What's going on? Oh my gosh, we got a piece! We got a pay money! We're going to be ready! Ah! Ah, pay money, won't we?

Ah, hi everyone! Thanks, pay money, you're a real sweetheart! What the fuck is going on? Oh my god! Ah! I'm going to have to have... Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! 8,000 people suddenly saw a mad exasminina. 8,000. He gets very excited about those. Yeah, that's the most, that's more viewers than he has in two months. So I have a question for you, TAP, because I was watching this too. And he's so stoked about it. Does he make money because people are, that many people are watching him, or do they have to then give him bits on top of that?

They have to then either give him bits or subscribe. So, subscribers, you get a certain amount of month from a subscriber and then bits are just one-time donations. So he was getting subscribers from this. I was when I was watching it, it seemed like people were like, oh, he should be like, oh, he should be like, this retired. Why wouldn't you want to watch this? It's a 43-year-old man dressed up as a banana, wriggling around and talking to the goofy

boys, licking around and talking to the goofy boys, licking photos and giving kisses. Oh, my God. What? How did we get here? I mean, every now and again, I stop and I go, I keep leaving, I'm talking about Maddox, pretending to be a banana on the internet.

This man was a New York Times bestseller. That's what I'm talking about. And he is now a banana on the internet. It's frankly shocking, but the funniest thing is, so pay money, Wubby, one of their gimmicks, right? Because they do this every stream. When they finish their stream, they go join another thing and mess with those people.

Okay. So the other part about this is that Maddox, Maddox doesn't care if these people aren't here and earnest, They don't care that it's a stream where they're laughing at him He just loves the eyes. Sure. So he's happy. He's happy to have it So they start one of the their gimmick when they join a chat is show microwave and they just bully the streamer until they either quit or go get or show a picture of their microwave. So, Maddox immediately caves.

And I cut this down. This took about five minutes. Yes, it took about 35 seconds. From them starting to ask for microwave, him deciding to do it, and then him finally being able to put a picture into his stream. Okay, one second, I'm gonna go get my microwave.

Everyone just shut the fuck up, I'll be right back. One second. Yes, well, sweet heart, I just took a picture of my microwave. Oh, if you guys could please just shut the fuck up. Let me see if I can, let me see if I can show you my microwave. Let me see if we can just show you my microwave. There's my microwave. Yeah, I can throw him in my mouth. I'm gonna shoot him, I'm gonna throw him in my mouth, or if... There he is, my mouth, or if... YAAAH!

I did it! I did it! Yeah! You guys didn't think I would do it, there's my fucking mouth, or if... I'm gonna grease you, it is my mouth, or if... So, he takes a picture of his microwave on his phone. And the first thing he tries to do is hold the phone up

in front of his mouth, so that you can see the microwave through his stupid filter because he was trying to upload it to his computer and it was taking forever which I'm going what the fuck kind of internet does he have he can't yeah France for a year in a man yeah what the fuck is he gonna also I just want to point this out to you Tim I didn't know that this microwave was a gimmick this is a thing that they did but couldn't you just Google any picture of a microwave in pretend it's yours?

Wouldn't that have like, that was the thing? That was the thing. That was the second. Watching this, we started, we searched for microwaves to see if this was just a stock photo, but it wasn't because the time on them, this is about 8.59 pm in California time. And the time on the microwave that he shows is 8.59.

So that has to be a picture of his microwave. Well, yeah, it's incredibly walked away from his stream. He left. And it's like you, you know, that was a thousand people and you left. Trog, we can't. That was the funniest part is that whenever he leaves the camera field, the banana just freezes.

I just hang out of the corner. It's so fucking weird. Oh my god. I didn't even mention that when you watch this guy as a banana, he's bouncing back and forth. The energy it must take to do these streams because it's 2.5 hours of him bouncing back and forth in his chair.

So it looks like this banana has a lot of energy and he must be ridiculous to see him do this. If you were actually in his apartment watching him do this, has to be the funniest thing he's ever done hands down. Yeah, he should do a stream into only fans. Yes. A second camera that doesn't have the filter. I would pay for that.

I would pay for that, for sure. The best part though was, and I didn't clip this, but after he posts a picture of the microwave, then they start to bully him. Show wattage. So he leaves again, it goes in like takes a picture of the sticker on the inside of the door that tells you like the model number and the wattage and all this stuff. And then it takes him to do all of this.

He goes from about 8,000 viewers to about 3500. They got their microwave and they were done. Hahaha. Wow. You know, they say that luck is when a preparation meets opportunity. Here's this guy. Here's the opportunity.

8,000 people come again and he's gotten nothing. He is ill-prepared to be entertaining. What's so ever? He just gets bullied into taking a picture of his microwave. Conversely, I was watching that live because my luck was being prepared to watch his... Right, you were prepared and the opportunity came and here we are. So I saw another clip. This I think was also on Dick's bonus show, but banana

docks will sometimes switch into different characters. I think it's a mushroom. And in this one, he comes up as meow docks, which is a cat and to Maddox, because he's watching himself on the screen. He is cracking himself up. Now keep in mind these are filters like Snapchat. Snapchat was a very popular app for tweens because they could look like a bunny rabbit and share it with their friends. This is the craziest thing Maddox has ever seen. He laughs harder than anyone else possibly could. When you're nice folks, what was I talking about? Come here, come here me out, ox. Come here. Come wake up. Come wake up, big boy. Come here me out, ox. Come here. Meow. It's me, me out, ox. Hey. Watch. Somebody please. Somebody please.

Come put your fingers on me, Rob. Cracking himself up is the only thing he's good at anymore. Yeah, speaking of cracking himself up, so during the raid, he switches to Oxmad briefly, so I guess people get a taste of what he does. Oh, yes, show off all your talents. Why not? Yeah, go for it. So then he switches back, but when he switches back,

he forgets to switch the filters. So he comes on for about a half a second, and he's in the filter of ox-mad, the cowboy, but he's using the banana-dox voice. So somebody clips that and sends it to him during his stream, which I guess is something you can do. And then this happens. That's the laugh of a serial killer. He's laughing that hard at himself. I think, like I said, this is his chance to say the things that he couldn't say as a human because he's broken. Things like...

Can you guys please just shut the fuck up and not make fun of me, I'd really appreciate it. I have another example where he's talking about Maddox. So this is one of his characters, I believe this is Oxmad. Talking about Maddox and how Maddox says not had a lot of luck on Tinder. Well, if cowboy, if I get any old mattress here on this year Tinder, I can pull that back up, but I don't expect any. I just don't expect any because old cowboy archman hasn't been too active on this profile That's why would I why would I?

It's just it's weird so a whole thing's a little weird. I don't know how many nice ladies and want to go out with a nice old cowboy But apparently not as many in all things this is a fall Poor guy. If he wasn't such a fucking prick, if he didn't try to sue everybody for $20 million each, you might feel bad for the guy. Yeah, but let's remember, he's a fucking prick who tried to sue everybody.

Oh, you're next, buddy. Yeah, right? Tep, were you part of that last year? I can't remember. Yeah, I was, I was. Did you have to pay legal fees to fight that? No, cause he was never able to serve me. Cause he couldn't, I don't know if he couldn't find me

or he just didn't try. But I was living, I was paying cash to live above a store completely coincidentally. So I was pretty much off grid for about a year during all of that. See, we only get the super successful people here. I'm, who are these podcasts? That's why, that's why Tab's part of the crew right there.

I think Gads love about the store. Oh boy, all right. Anything else you want to play from our friend Realmatics? Yes, so one of the things, and this actually kind of fits in brand that he did on Monday Night stream, and I don't know how often he does this, but he played Oregon Trail, which is a classic text-based game.

We all played it when we were younger and computers were new. It was usually the game that was available inside the school. Right. So he does it through some website, and he's setting up the game that was available inside the school, right? So he does it through some website and he's setting up the game and one of the things he does, which is, I guess, kind of fun.

It makes sense as a streamer. He lets people, you can name everyone in your party, different names. And so he lets people say, hey, I want to be in your party and he'll put the names of the people in his chat as the people in his party. But first you have to decide what your occupation is and this is him trying to decide the occupation.

All right, we can be a banger from Boston, which means I think we start out with more money, a carpenter from Ohio, which means I think it means that we have a better chance of making repairs or a farmer from Illinois, which probably means he do better with food consumption. So what I wanna point out is he says a farmer from Illinois, which means you probably do better at food consumption. Consumption, of course, is the act of eating. Right.

Like somehow a farmer is better at eating food than other people. I haven't heard that, and I don't read the wiki page on farmers all that often, but I have not heard that. I don't think that's a thing. I think what he meant was cultivation. Correct. Which matters when you settle in a new place, but not so much when you're driving there.

The difference between the banker, the carpenter and the farmer is that the banker starts with like $2,000. The carpenter starts with $1,000, and the farmer starts with $500. Something like that, I don't remember the exact numbers. He ends up looking it up and finding out that's the difference. But food consumption, you fucking moron.

You know, you're gonna make mistakes when you talk live on the internet for eight to nine hours a week, but that's really retarded. That's pretty stupid. But he gets really into the game. at some point this happens. Let's keep going. Let's keep going. A thief comes to our land, steals two walks and gives a lot of on. There's a two miles or so. One to a heck. There's your awful. How do you still do? The dude's beside himself. His mouth is completely agape. Like, you think someone would have come into his house and stolen these oxen.

He's so... Can I... Over the top. Can I point something out that maybe could go on said? But Oregon Trail is not a fun game to play. It's the game you played because like you said It was the only one available at school so you played it. Yeah, this guy is playing this boring-ass game That you don't even want to play on Twitch so you can watch him play that boring-ass game when it comes to video games

I can watch you play on Twitch. This has to be the lowest wrong possible. I'd rather watch Pac-Man I don't have much paint dry. I'd rather watch my mom get rafed at gunpoint than watch him with my organ trail. Well, what I will say is that he did that is that the only thing is that state on brand, right? Cowboy Man plays organ trail. But if you listen to the beginning of that will be clip, he was just about to start playing Oregon Trail again as banana dots. I know. I know, it's like, what should I do now? He's got nothing.

He, he, he browses the internet. He's looking at images of food. There's nothing going on. Maddix, and he talks about, he's got all these projects in the works, and he's got all these deadlines and shit like, do something more productive with your time I know that you got a hundred bits from Joey blows his nose, but I mean seriously, dude. It's embarrassing It is

the other most embarrassing thing about this stream. So this is very close to the sign off of oxman on Monday and We talked to you had a couple of weeks ago, you had on one of Stuttering John's former moderators and you found out that being a moderator for Stuttering John meant you got to pay to see his shows and pay for his merchandise. Well, being if you are, if you are currently, this is a public service announcement to all of Stuttering John's moderators. If you're not feeling valued as a moderator by Stuttering John, let me tell you, there are huge perks for being a moderator for Maddox.

Oh, good. Yeah. SIT 518 has been a very good and loyal moderator on this chat stream. He's also a contributor on Madcash Media's website. So why don't you guys go ahead and check out Madcash Media.com and get that old SIT 518's read and a ride a good read. What did you do there? So MadcastMedia.com was after a biggest problem Maddox plan to launch a podcast network with his show biggest debate in the universe as the.

That's the flagship show, the best debate in the universe, right? Like, well, I mean, obviously any shows underneath that umbrella are gonna blow up because it's like, well, this show's so amazing. What else is on this network? You have to check it out. Oh, did that fail? Oh, that's right, it failed.

That's right. Well, now the website still happened. There are still podcasts on this network. There's been a bunch of podcasts that started and then failed, but currently there are two podcasts still in Active production. I did not know what is called Super arrogant brothers and the other one is is the Zach Waldman show Mm-hmm

and the Zach Waldman show seems to upload pretty sporadically which fits But this is this is a podcast network and podcasts are an audio thing that you download to your phone and play while you're in the car or at work to fill your ears while you do something else. You're right. Also available in this podcast network is this moderator's writing where he seems to be writing some form of fantasy book. I just hope it's not vampire erotic. I don't know if it's a book,

but every one of these is, feels like a chapter. And I've read a couple of them prior to this stream, because I was curious like, what the hell is going on? And did some research in this guy, just said, more be curious to me to find out that, yeah, he's just a moderator for Maddox. And it's just a, I'm not really into the fantasy genre with like orcs and elves and and Giant Men and Swords and stuff,

but this is, why is this on this website? So you have nothing to do. You're saying that a comedy podcast network shouldn't have a book on the website written by someone who's into Game of Thrones, is that what you're trying to say right now? That is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, I don't agree with that.

I think that makes sense. I think it's a relevant point. It's wild. It's wild how, I don't know which, how this happened, right? Did Maddox's so desperate for content for Madcast Media that he was like, yeah, upload your weird fantasy novel to our website.

Or was that guy just like, hey, Madcast, I have this great fantasy novel. And Madcast said, oh, you know what, this is so nice, we'll put it on the refrigerator. MadcastMedia.com. Yes. And if you don't mind, would you please be my mod in return for me putting this up on the fridge for ya?

Yeah. I'm guessing that's how that went down, yes. So, yeah, just saying, there are perks to being a Maddox mod. More so than being a Sittering John. Sweet deal. All right, anything else you want to talk about with our friend Maddox here? No, that's everything I have for the new V2 V Maddox,

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Use the promo code WATP. Check out to get 20% off your first order. That's presshousecoffee.com slash WATP with WATP at checkout. All right. It's time for... Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This cringe came from Denklin W. Frickson. And this is a show called Behind the Basterds.

I think this is a popular show. I think people have referenced this before. They're watching YouTube videos on this show. And apparently each of the three people people there's a guy and two girls are watching the video separately and They're watching it in different parts of the video and they're all talking about it and describing it But they're not in the same place on the video. It's all very confusing I have the stoic masculinity of a samurai without a master

I have the stoic masculinity of a samurai without a master Really say that yeah, I was forwarded to an hour in I'm like okay, what did he say once he thinks he's seriously? And all right, I'm gonna hit one tin and see what he tells my interest He allows me to harness deep reserves of my nature allows me to harness deep reserves of powers and capabilities So that is your cringe of the week people please stop watching YouTube and talking over it on your podcast. It's not good. It's not on YouTube on your podcast. Watch Twitch instead. Right. Play Twitch clips and explain what the fuck is going on in them. That was audio chaos. I didn't know I didn't know how many people were talking there.

Yeah, and there were multiple examples. This guy, Dankman, sent me multiple timestamps where this was happening throughout the entire episode. It's just, I could have clipped it all. It was just all fucking random. Like, who can follow this shit? Have you heard of behind the bastards? Is that a big show?

I've never heard of it, but I'm also not really into podcasts. I can't listen to yours. I got to listen to yours. No, I listen to yours, I listen to Dix, I listen to Tony from Act The Man of Us. I have listened to very, very few podcasts because most of them are so low energy, just mumble fast that it's like, I'm listening to this to stay awake while I'm driving, not to be lulled to sleep by you being an idiot. Those are all good shows, though. I have to say you have very good taste at podcast.

Tab, I was checking out the Anthony Kumya show this week because Dave Landau has left the show. He's gone on louder with Crowder. So he's left the show and people are talking about that. A caller calls in and makes an analogy that it does not agree with and i had to call him and i mean

isn't the kind of similar uh... well i didn't read it really out loud you saying crowded did what jlenno did to the stern uh... how it's done with stuttering john yet i mean yeah i mean well david a lot more talented that's doing to Howard Stern with Stuttering John. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Well, Dave is a lot more talented than Stuttering John. That was definitely a, like Jay did that just to fuck Sturn over because John, like he didn't look at John and go, oh, there's a guy I could use on my program. He's funny.

He's got a great voice. I'm going to have what he looked at him and said, how can I fuck over Howard? And that's what happened. Like like crowd is getting a good comic? Yes, this is true. It's nothing like when Centering John left Howard to go on Jay Leno. That was a disaster for Jay Leno And he regrets it every single day of his life. I'm sure Does he though? I mean sure he does because he hosted he wrote the most of the Kareem Abdul Jabbar was No, but this poor Jay Leno guy is still getting texts and phone calls I'm sure he does because he hosted he wrote the most of the Kareem Abdul Jabbar was no But this poor J. M.O. guy is still getting texts and phone calls

Well, you do like appear on the bunk and he's like oh fucking a and James Like one of the nice guys in the world notorious leaves very nice so you know We hate him and let this guy down. Well, you know, I'd love to but you know, I don't like it Doing let all right. Oh, that's close.'m going to be out of town for the next forever. Yeah. Right. He stopped calling. I'm doing stand-up gigs all week.

Everything shut down. Yeah. I know. All right. You got me. So Kevin Brennan is on Anthony's show on Tuesday. And he kind of snuck in to the set because he used to work for compound and he left on not so great terms.

But he snuck in and ended up sitting in the entire episode with Anthony on Tuesday and that was an interesting show. And so they're talking about how Kevin Brennan rubs people the wrong way. And pit, do you know Kevin Brennan is? No, I gotta be honest with you. Most of the people you talk about in the show, I have no idea who they are. He's a stand up and he just is kind of a prick to everyone. He's got a problem with everybody. He has a show with Chad Zumak. If that tells you anything.

So this is the comparison of Kevin Brennan with Stuttering John. He's so angry and can be so mean. That's what it is. Like, we try to hold back, but he's very talented and funny. Somebody that's the same way, but has no talent. He's a man called Stuttering John Melendez. Right. Stuttering John will have the same type of thing.

He'll just go off and be brutally mean to somebody, but he's incapable of being endearing for having a sense of humor where you go, well, that was a shitty thing to say, but when you see him on stage, you're gonna laugh your balls off, even if you're personally annoyed with the guy. You'll never ever say that with a stuttering John Melenta. I just love how, and they're just taking shots at John Lately.

It's just fucking cracks me up. So I had a full, some clips of that, and I have some really funny John stuff coming up. But first, before we do that Kevin Brennan who's on the show on Tuesday Is talking about Opie for some reason and said something that annoyed me Ah, I hope he goes. I mean I like Opie so I'm not gonna whatever, but anyway it makes sense Kevin Brennan the guy with Chantzuma gonna show likes Opie

What the f- who likes Opie? What why? What is it about Opie that you like? Explain this to me. Maybe Opie always bought lunch. Right. That's a possibility. There's a lot of people that I can't stand but they pay for lunch when we go out so it's like, yeah, yeah, okay. I'll deal with this guy. That's all it takes to win tab over. I believe I was the one who bought the beer when we met up in Tampa. So is that why we're friends? It is, but it was funny because you mentioned that it was how long before you were willing to ask for beer, but I was thinking the exact same thing. I was like, I wonder like if you know, is it too early to say, hey, let's go start getting some booze, trying to feel it out, and then you went, hey, you want to go to liquor store? I was like, yeah, let's go right now. I'm talking about keys. I'm starting the car

Well, we're gonna we showed up to this Airbnb. I people hate these fucking stories by the well I'll get shit for this but we showed to the Airbnb and you know It's it's three strangers. We know of each other We don't know who the fuck anyone is and we're just sitting there with an in an empty fucking house What now what are we gonna do? I talk about movies about movies. We like, no, it's starting to get drunk. The fuck. Yeah. All right, so this is the last thing. This is from Wednesday's show with Anthony and this big thing happened with Paris Hilton this week. People are familiar with this. So Paris Hilton has a new podcast and on it she complained about David Letterman and the interview where David Letterman kind

of ambushed her and asked her the wrong questions and promote her show or her fucking product lines or whatever the fuck he was supposed to do because he's trying to be entertaining. David Letterman's a good egg and then because of this her fans, I can't believe I'm saying this, Paris Hilton fans, found the old interview when Paris was on Oping and Anthony 10 years ago. And it did not go well, I remember this interview very well, I remember a list like to do what had happened. And Paris came in with a whole fucking attitude, she didn't want to answer any questions,

she was just being contiant. And for some reason, I think Jim wanted to get an autograph for some, and so Jim was actually trying to be nice to her, and they were trying to be nice. But now that the fans have found this, they're like, how do we cancel this open Anthony program? We got, we have to go out to cancel these people. So Anthony talks about how you would go about doing that. They're trying to cancel a show that was canceled seven years ago from an episode that was there 10 years ago. So, yeah, maybe this does mean cancel culture is coming to an end. They are really reaching.

I'm going to cancel that Opie and Anthony's show. Oh, well, sorry. How about the Opie show? All right, you got to go to the beach. Go to the beach. If you throw some sand into his phone at my cancel his show for a while. So Opie of course is very excited about this because all of a sudden he's getting people talking about him again And actually it's funny that OP didn't talk during the interview at all barely and it was like Anthony

Was kind of being a prick to Paris a little bit and they're like OP is a misogist Oh, OP is a real problem. So what are you talking about? And he would do anything and This is him talking about what a bore Paris was. And so he did a whole, I think he's have two episodes now about this. He's so excited about it. But this is him talking about how Paris is never interesting. She's a bore.

I searched the internet. I'm like, let me find just one piece of video where Paris Hilton is not a bore. I couldn't find it! All right. You couldn't find what? Not what? Tab help me out here. You've seen a video with Paris that you enjoyed, right? She was in the Cat in the Hat movie. She has like a cameo in that. Pretty enjoyable. Not what I was thinking, but that's a good piece of trivia good good to know that that's a good PG piece of trivia there sir what is that gonna get canceled cat in the hat Mike

Myers should be canceled that was Mike Myers right in that movie it was Mike Myers in that one yet fucking terrible he made that movie out of contractual obligation he didn't know it would know what to do it which is why it's terrible I don't know why anyone would make that movie out of contractual obligation. He didn't know what to do it, which is why it's terrible. I don't know why anyone would make that movie. I mean, Ken had to book that is for toddlers, but all right, moving on. So Opie explains that he shouldn't be getting shit because he didn't do anything.

Now, I'm being called a misogynist because of something Anthony said. The fact is, I didn't really have much to do with that interview. I sat back and enjoy the uncomfortableness of the whole damn thing and I was giggling like an idiot. Shocking, I hope he didn't have anything to do with the interview. Good parents, you don't say, Alp, you were just letting the two people who are talented on your show take over

It was no way playing candy crash. I could barely even picture it He's like oh, we had Paris. Oh, not I don't even remember that I wasn't paying attention and then it all becomes odd to say Because he's being called a massage just by all these Paris fans or who even knows who these people are I think that that's just people are just looking to cancel everybody that they don't like so it's like oh We'll stand up with Paris like Like, oh, yeah, okay. That's the person who you want to go to bat for. But OP said something that is bonkers. And for the most part,

if you look at the history of the OP dance show, we believe it or not, we treated women pretty effing well. What, what, what? We really thought they were equal to men. Oh, shit. Men were coming in to do the Open Anthony show and doing absolutely insane crazy ass shit. Why couldn't the women do the exact same stuff?

What the hell are you talking about? I can't believe you as the balls to say this with everything that we've talked about and what they were doing with Wiffleball Bats, etc. Who we respect to women on that show? I'm the open Anthony show. Sure. Would you like to stick this Whippleball bat in you,

my lady? What a perfect gentleman. I'm surprised. Yeah, I know. But Opie wants everybody to know that he is not a snowflake or a lib tart like people like to say. That's why I really do hate that whole white privilege thing when it comes up. Another thing that proves I'm not a snowflake, by the way, you idiots.

I love these people every time they don't care about the haters, and then it just comes out every now and again, and that's another thing that shows about a libtard! You fucking idiots! Or as Senator Johnson, you twitties dude It only gets people like me clipping it and talking about it. Where would you do that? How do you not know? No, no snowflake And I just said white privilege is in a thing see it proves it. No, it doesn't idiot Um, of course, Opie because he hasn't anyone talking about him in years, unless it

was the fifth paragraph of the article about Carl Ruiz passing away, maybe OP is mentioned then. Other than that, no one's talking about him, and he's so excited that now this Paris Hilton thing happening, people are talking about him, that he's going to capitalize on this. I'm going to play you a clip about him, that he's going to capitalize on this. I'm gonna play you a clip and tab, this is not a joke, he talks about it multiple times during the show. Coming soon to opiradio.com,

YouTube can get your canceled t-shirt, but I really need a good design. I just want the word canceled in a really, really good font. You know how to get a hold of me, you artist. Let's do this. I mean, the ship has already sailed, dude that. I'm going to go buy a canceled t-shirt from OP radio because Paris Hilton fans are upset with an interview. You did 10 years ago. What are you talking about? A shirt that doesn't even

exist yet. No, he's already promoting it. It's not even up there yet. Yeah. Go if he had that shirt like just waiting in the wings for something like this and he goes, yeah, it's on tshirt tspring.com slash opi right now for $25. Maybe you get some sales. By the time he gets an artist to get with him and gets this thing uploaded, this will long have blown over and no one will remember this. Plus, since when does he care about art?

He has so many t-shirts that just say OPRADI or hashtag Ruizing. His t-shirts are garbage. They're never interesting to look at. He's constantly trying to sell them. And they're never interesting. And now all of a sudden, he's got this thing where it's like he could capitalize.

Maybe I doubt it, but he maybe can capitalize on this thing that's happening. And he's like, well, I gotta get the perfect font first. Who gets a shit? That's not the point of the D-shirt is just having canceled on there. But he's excited about his Instagram analytics. I'm busy fighting off 18 year olds on my Instagram.

It's got my analytics, I checked it out yesterday for the hell of it. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. But it didn't lead to any followers or anything. It didn't lead to any more likes on my sunset or sunrise pictures. This is where we just talked about where Manic's got to. This is where Opie's got to.

He's looking at his Instagram analytics and getting excited about it and then realizing that what I didn't actually gain any fans and none of these people actually like me But maybe don't break it up You're a grown adult man who made millions of dollars on the radio More than a decade ago and you are looking at the analytics of your fucking Instagram page dude Radio guys are used to looking at ratings books. And when the ratings books come out, that's a big deal because they can charge more for advertising,

there's more people listening, and then you could ask for a raise, and you can make more money. These are numbers that are important to you in your life. This guy is so, so low, he's looking at his Instagram analytics. I wouldn't even know how to do that. I've never looked at my Instagram analytics. I don't know where that exists.

I don't give a fuck. I don't even have an Instagram do that. I've never looked at my Instagram analytics. I don't know where that exists. I don't give a fuck. I don't even have an Instagram. I'm an adult man. You're up. All right, well, made it way to make me look like a shit house. You bring up a good point. This is where Opie is at right now.

I kind of like the fact that I'm where I'm at these days. You know, I've got a nice little audience, make a few bucks live streaming. I wish you weren't a liar. There's no way he's happy. Live streaming to 80 people. Maybe he's doing a little bit better than Maddox, but it's not beyond a paywall.

It's free. He's going to Facebook and watch him live stream. And still there's 80 people on there. Thankfully, one of those people is Benjamin Tucker. And I will be displaying my cancel t-shirt soon, but I need a damn good design. And Benjamin Tucker with the $10 on the YouTube, and he just writes, for being canceled. Well, thank you, Bay Tay. I want to know what this Benjamin Tucker is.

This name has been coming up a lot. This guy is funding the OP radio podcast. Why? It's just me. Tell me a big fan of yours. I hope so, that's what I mean. Benjamin Tucker, if you're listening, I will have you have the show.

Come on the show, I wanna talk to you about why you're donating to OP. And this segment would not exist without Benjamin Tucker. Right, he's keeping it going. This OP, I the segment would not exist without Benjamin Tucker. You're right. He's keeping it going. This OP segment brought to you by Benjamin Tucker, who just gave us $10 on a super chin. 1,000 bits. 1,000 bits from Benjamin Tucker.

Here's a big smooch. Benjamin. A big smooch. Smoochie smooch. Here, get close to your phone. Tch, tch, tsk, tsk, tsk. All right, last thing I want to play from Opie because I can't make sense of this. He's talking about the best things ever happened to him

was getting let go by Sirius XM. And he says this. So I haven't talked to my mom in... Uh... When was I let go from Sirius XM? I wasn't fired. I was let go. I mean, the people will still insist that I was fired, but I wasn't. Tams, what the fuck is the difference between getting fired and being let go? Oh, God. That's like when CEOs or superintendents of school boards, whatever, they get, they resign, but they still get their severance package. And that's always pissed me off. Like, I either want you to be fired,

and we get the benefit of saying you are fired and you get your money, or you resign and you get nothing. You're fired, Opie. You got fired from the radio show because you acted like an asshole. It's the same thing as getting fired. He did not want to lose his job. And he lost his job. That's the same thing as, all right. No, you know what let him get you let go is.

Getting let go is when, you know, the budget cuts happen and you're the last guy on the totem pole. Like they don't want to get rid of you, but seniority rules mean they have to or the business is going out as closing down so they have to lay off everyone. That's being let go.

Something fucked up above your level and you as well as others are being let go through no fault of your own and not really by the choice of management if push came shove. If they had the ability to not let you go versus you're fired when Westwood one is still doing radio, serious XM is still doing radio and they just don't want you to do radio with them anymore. Well, that's a good point because what's think about this? There was a guy getting fired

and let go. Now, he claims he wasn't fired for filming Rowan in the bathroom taking a shit. And that is the story is that Rowan went to HR and then they let him go or they fired him or whatever he wanted to call it. So let's say that that wasn't the thing. Like, Opie's claiming I wasn't fired for filming my coworker, shitting.

Okay, if that's the case and you were let go, like you just talked about, Tab. What that means is that they said We need to trim some of our expenses What are we paying too much for and they said Opie of Opie radio. This is a guy who had a channel named after him It was the Opie-natley channel followed by the Opie radio channel. You'd think that guy would be very important To serious XM

He fell so far that they let him go. That's worse than getting fired for doing something stupid in my opinion. Yeah, either way he's a loser. Thank you for helping me kind of figure that out. So, do you party is coming back in 2021 with a brand new host and I have the exclusive promo for you. I thought it'd be fun if we all went around and sent our name a little something about ourselves. So I had a fat and really wet pantie party. Party on guard.

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about Patrick Michael. One of the things that I know about this guy is that he used to have a job at Arby's and he doesn't anymore. And you might wonder, you know, like a dog from our Jingles department, him and I were talking about, he's like, well, I don't think he can function in society. I don't think he can hold down a job. You know know we make fun of him being a stay-at-home dad and just podcasting for 20 cents a day

but maybe that's all he can do and This he might be right. He might be out to something the meats. They were wrapped up They were all rolled up like joints dude all a little bunch of little joint We had to re-wrap it all because it was like that, right? Somebody did this the night prior. And I got fired the next day and they said that I did not wrap those sandwiches or I didn't wrap that meat. I'm like, that's a bullshit lie because they look like joints.

I, we had to redo them all. What are you talking about? So, obviously I made a scene. I threw my hat into the dishwasher and then I ripped my shirt off. So I was walking out. I'm like, you's your fucking uniform, douchebags and walktongue. Nice, dude.

And bye. Walktongue. That tells you everything you need to know. He was fired by Arby's, which is hard to do. And when he got fired, he ripped his clothes off and chucked his into the dishwasher. It made a scene. And then walked out.

That cracks me up. I love that. Oh man. But that's what you'd expect? You'd expect the guy to not handle that very well. He doesn't handle that as well. Oh no, he doesn't care. Oh, but he also doesn't care. I'm sure he said that during that,

that making while he's stripping. Oh, I don't even care. I don't even care about the stuff. I didn't even want it. You think I do this job? It doesn't matter. Your sandwiches and I don't even care. I don't even care about the side. I didn't even want it. You think I do this job? It doesn't matter. Your sandwiches, they don't matter. Hahaha.

They say it just don't even matter. Uh, guys remember our buddy Eric Zane, the guy who talks about the Zane X, the X radio guy who's doing a podcast, he recently went off on me, and I just wanted to play that clip. Apparently my name came up on, who are these podcasts?

Fuckface Carl. What? And whoever's listening to this, make sure you send him the audio, give him the timestamp. Give him the timestamp that I talked about his fucking toothy mouth ass Send it along to Carl at w a tp. I Got word that on his fucking scam patreon

That he was talking about me with that fucking scumbag chat zoom out who's an asshole i would love to fucking fight that guy oh what a piece of shit this guy is holy crap fucking carl uh... somehow my name comes up and i think it was uh... from what i'm told because i can't get up the energy or the dollars to throw his way to hear his stupid Patreon. He should.

He was talking about radio and he said, oh yeah, Eric Zayn said he wants to get into radio and that's a stupid, get back into radio, that's a stupid idea. He's like, what the, what, why does that, why does that pop into your brain? Well, thank you. I'm flattered because WATP is a great show and Truth be told I'm just busting your balls actually like you very much. I don't like zoom arc He's an asshole. Why do you fucking even talk to this guy? This guy is a fucking dirt bag Do you like wake up and say all this shit's going great with the podcast?

I think I'm gonna fuck it up by talking to this piece of shit for extended time Fuck zoom out. Why are you wasting your time on this guys? Terri and he's not even fucking funny. He just sits there and just goes, yeah, I hate everybody. I hate this I hate that I hate this chick. Who is that chick? He was giving a hard time to that that female comedian who's actually awesome Why do you want why Why do you talk to Zuma? Knock it off. Oh my god. So Aaron or a rollison send this shit off to Carl so that he can feature it on his stupid show and play it for his mystery and audience. All right. Completely digress. I think the Eric just wanted us to play that out of our show.

You got that impression. Yeah, I think I think he wanted us to remind everyone the Eric Zane show is still happening. Do you have a toothy ass car? I'm a toothy ass mouth. Yeah, it was pretty harsh for a second. There's like, wait a second, I went on his show. We interviewed me. I thought we were friends. I thought we were friends. It's like what the fuck's going on here? Oh boy. I gotta tell you, the most interesting thing to happen this week. It wasn't Dave Landau

leaving the Anthony Kumia show. It wasn't even this Paris Hilton thing that happened. It was definitely my buddy Stuttjo. Yeah, Stuttering John was in Florida last week doing his comedy show, the ablink, it's a comedy down in Florida. He admitted to selling 50 tickets at side splitters, okay, 50 total tickets. 50 total for all three nights. Well, no, side split was just a one night gig. And then he had two shows somewhere else, but I don't even know if that's true.

I think the Friday show was canceled. I don't know. 50 tickets were sold as I suppose. The capacity of the place is 300. What John said was, yeah, but the capacity was only 70 due to COVID. Now, how does that make selling 50 tickets better? So it was a third the capacity

and you still couldn't sell it out. That's all that that tells me. He's like, yeah, well, you know, that's what's COVID. It's 70, which I don't even think that's true because Florida is open. The club can set that limit if they want to, but it didn't look like they were when you saw online buying tickets, they were placing everyone right next to each other. Yeah, they don't have to. Why would they want to?

Right. Right. Why would you, if you were going to lie, why wouldn't you just say it was, we sold 50 tickets, but that's all they had to allow due to the China virus? That's what he should have said. Yeah. They only wanted to let him 45 people, but the man was just too high. Plus, why would you travel from LA to Tampa to, for forward for the 50 fucking people? There's no way that's a profitable endeavor. There's no way in hell. The tickets From LA to Tampa to it, for forward for the 50 fucking people, there's no way that's a profitable endeavor.

There's no way at all. The tickets were like 20, 25 bucks a piece, maybe 35. I don't know. It seems to be. So you got 600 bucks to, you know, because I assume the venue takes at least half. I would assume the venue takes some money. Maybe he had a guarantee and now the venue hates him

It all seems very odd anyway Well give you $600 in two cases of course His his luggage has to be like they they'd sparked it when he's going through the thing and they're like Sir, there's a awful lot of metal in here. Can we just open this up and take a look? Oh, it's just two cases of course, like. Can you do that? You can't have more than three ounces. I think that would be a problem actually,

if he brought that onto a table. Oh, I used to, I don't know, to look tonight's show. And I need this medication for the flight. It's a six hour flight. I got nearly 17 beers. this medication for the flight. It's a six hour flight. I got nearly 17 beers. So Stuttering John put out a show and I've heard that he took this down. I'm not sure if this is true or not, but when he was in Florida, he did a show and he's

taking a giant victory lap. He is so excited that he's working with a private investigator. A PI came to him and said, listen, John, I'm going to work with you pro bono. I can figure out these trolls and figure out what's going on. And John could not be happier about this. This just came upon me. The person reached out to me and said he was a private investigator. And guess what? He found out exactly who the person is that is taking my beer on the balconies and posting it on Reddit.

We know your name, we know your social security number, we know where you live. I might divulge the state at the end of this show. He might divulge the state, okay? So he's very excited. He has the guy's name, his social security number, and where he lives.

And he might think to yourself, what would somebody do with that information? It's me. It's impressive that you're able to find that out. And he answers the question. The person might even be here in the chats right now, but I'll promise you one thing. On Tuesday show, that person is going to be blocked. So that person is amongst us right now.

I think I think maybe I even said his name. I got your soul security number and I'm gonna block you. So you'd have to sign in to a different account in order to watch my show. Fucking moron. Yeah, it's Iona Glasscock. She's devious. I think the PI is the one also trolling John at this point, right? It's very possible because he's had attorneys troll him. It's very possible. This person is also trolling him.

Yeah, I'm totally a private investigator. Remember when his only friend in the world was Chedsumac? Remember how that went? Oh boy. All right. So John explains to all of us that he's not a bad person and he explains how you know that. I'm a straight up dude. Thank you, Marsha. Do you know this for the two bucks?

I'm not, as my mom, as my sister. I'm not a bad person. I don't always play it on any of us. Yeah, and just ask anyone. Ask Arty or Anthony or me or Merch or Howard or Shulie or Royce or Nolt Kassler. Ask anyone. If John's a bad person, they'll all tell you just a stand-up guy.

If you have to say, ask my mom or my sister if I'm a good guy, that's insane. What's wrong with this guy? That's a given, right? If the strange one is when someone's family hates them. Right! Like, like Gallagher. Right? Right.

That's the odd man out. For most of us, our family think has a pretty good view of us, even if we're huge fuck-ups that go like, yeah, he's a fuck-up, but, and then they explain away how you're an idiot. You know that I'm an amazing person because my mom loves me. So what else can I do? And she tells me I'm a handsome boy. Any woman would be lucky to have me. She told me my podcast is the best podcast she's ever heard.

She actually did not tell me that. She's never gonna be like that. All right, more threats coming from our buddy Stuttering John who's feeling very empowered with this information that he has. I thank the PI. Thank you very much. He's now working on some of these other people in the reddits, some of these velvets,

and some of these other ones, and, you know, Stuttering Wands and all these, all these guys, we're going to find out who you are, too. And you know what what I might not do anything but if the hate continues I don't mind if you hate me but when you start threatening me and my kids. Ah here we go again. So he called himself if the hate continues what what are you gonna do if the hate continues? Oh but no no I mean if you threaten my kids nobody nobody is threatening Centering John's kids, nobody cares about Centering John's kids. Nobody cares about that.

We goof on you because you suck. How do you not figuring this out yet? Why are you pretending that it's something more than just us all having a laugh at your expense? Why pretend that there's more to it than that? There is not, that's all it is. And I literally had no idea who's stuttering John was until I started listening to your show.

Right. And I don't hate him, but I do like laughing at him. He's like a clown. It's, right. He's like an onerotic clown. And it's a lot of fun to talk about him. And this idea that he's gonna find out who people on Reddit are, I'm gonna get your real name in Social Security.

I got news, anyone who's on Reddit who's been bashing John, I have good news for you. John is known who I am and where I live and the company that I owned and all this information about me for years. He mentioned this years ago. He has done nothing. He will do nothing. There's nothing he can't do. What the fuck is he going to do with that information? I will soil your credit score. I swear to God. What are you gonna do? Uh, so he's a clown.

He's such a clown. He wants to be menacing and threatening, but he also wants to be secretive about who this person is. I don't know why. I don't know what the fucking difference is at this point because the day of reckoning is coming. Yeah, right. To say I'm going to block this person.

I can't tell you who it is. And John's so stupid. It's obviously a guy, but he doesn't want to give even that much information out. He wants to still keep it. Well, it could be anybody. It could be a guy or a girl, but he keeps fucking up. How he's talking? You know, thanks to this private eye, I now know who the guy is that's posting stuff on Reddit. And, you know, the guy our gal, he's been in the chats today, or she, and uh, but, but I know who he is, or she,

where he lives, I know he's so secure, he knows, he had any gagging me every. He's so, he's so secure, he never, or hers. I don't know how he identifies. There, here's more of this, it's, it's fucking comical. He doesn't even know he's this funny, but he is. So this guy thinks it's okay, oh, Gow, to keep posting it. And you know, I don't get what he gets out of it or she, he's from the state of Maryland. He is she is from the state of Maryland. That's where they reside. she is from the state of Maryland. That's where they reside. And I won't give out any more information right now. You have seen him in the chat room. But now the gig is up.

Dude, thanks, Eric. You've seen he or she in the chat room, John. That's not English. You have seen he in the chat room? I know he's poor to weekend, but I'm pretty sure English was his first language. You've seen he or she in the chat room, and then he goes, the gig is up. It's the gig is up, you fucking moron.

Fucking idiot. It's not a gig. So fucking funny. He's so proud of himself. Now, he is obviously a dickhead. Your she is a dickhead. And I just want to say, I don't care how musely he is. Your she, I don't care. His social security number starts in the three,

or hers, starts in the three, or his or hers. He's got a very small penis or she does or she does. I don't want to divulge any more information. So it's not funny. And then people are in the chat and they're just they're so all excited about this. They can't wait to find out who this is and what he's going to do with this information.

Aunt Ennick and you have him arrested? I can have some of these people arrested. Yes, I can for what and I might I might do that What the fuck is gonna people arrested for goofy got him on the internet? I would love to see him try this hysterical I might do that thing I'm lying about. Yeah. Yeah. It's so transparent. These threats never stop. This has been going on for three to half years.

Just threat after threat after threat. Nothing ever happens because there's nothing he could do. He's handled this wrong from the get go and just keeps doubling down on how poorly he's handling this and it keeps getting worse and worse. How do you Not see this job? How do you not just come on your life? I was done again. I would come on my show the very next show I'll just be like guys I'm a fucking idiot. I can't believe I got butt hurt over people goofing on me

I'm not the most talented guy in the world. I'm just trying to make a fucking living Trying to put on a entertaining show. You guys wanna goof on me, that's cool. Like, he can, I don't even wanna tell of this because if he did this, it would ruin all of our fun. He's so fucking stupid, he does not know how to deal with haters, and all of the, he was out of the Howard Stern show, how is this possible?

Oh man. But he's a good guy. How do you get to be an adult man at that point? I mean, like I think it's the way that I interacted with my friends and it's just, it's just us constantly tearing one another down. Right. We went out, we went out for, to play pool

and listen to some live music this week. And like, and every time one of us would miss a shot, it would just be like, you fucking suck, you fucking loser, you're pathetic, you'll never make anything out of yourselves. I just, how do you, how is a person do you grow up with other men and never, like, grow a thick enough skin to handle being made fun of? And not just laugh along with them when you fuck up. Well, that's what I mean. I know Sunderring John from him being on the Howard Stern Show, he got goofed on all

the time. How do you not develop a thick skin from that? I don't understand why he has this mentality and why he handles this the way that he does. It's just the exact wrong way to handle it. I'm threatening to have people arrested on reddits. I mean, trust me, reddit will take you off of their platform if you do even the slightest thing wrong. Reddit's all over that shit.

You there and have somebody arrested for what they said about you on reddit, that's insane, you're immora. See, I get it with OP, right? Because OP was in charge of the show. So every time if you piss him off enough, he'll just ask charge of the show. So every time, if you piss him off enough, he'll just ask you from the show. So you have to pull your punches.

But John was at the bottom of the totem, Paul. So everybody was making fun of him. Did he just like go home after every recording and like, oh, it made fun of me today on the show. And I'm working really hard and I had this great bit. Yes. I know I know like that. You know and I'm working really hard and I had this great bit. Yes, I know. I know I know that's true. He still talks about the time that Howard said he should have his kid aborted.

He still but heard about that. Dude, that was a joke, you moron. All right, last thing I want to play from our buddy, Stuttering John, because not only is he going to have people on Reddit and Twitter arrested, but he's also gonna go after YouTube. This is just the funniest fucking thing. As you guys know, there's a person who has been able to figure out a way to kick people out of John's chat or off of the stream while John's doing his show. And he- Oh, she. Here we go, you. Sorry, here she may or may not live in Maryland. So because John is a bonafide retard,

he believed Hellsparks when Hell told him, YouTube has an algorithm that when you talk about right wing things, we'll kick people out of your room, or off of your stream, and it doesn't even make any lick of fucking sense that you two would just go in there, and then algorithmically here's something that would take out 20% of the people who are watching your shed.

It doesn't, how do you think about that for a second, John? Why do you think that's true? That's not true, that's not what's happening, but John is sure that that's true, and he's got a lawsuit ready to go as far as the booting goes please complain to YouTube people please write a complaint complaint every time I take screenshots every time I'm gonna continue to fight the good fight and if I have to I'm gonna continue to fight the good fight. And if I have to, I'm gonna call my attorney. Okay, the great Michael Popeye

and see what legal avenues I could take about how YouTube is booting my people on my show, from my chat room on a regular basis. And I have itchews with YouTube, and some of which could have legal ramifications because YouTube has got to stop this. Did you say you had itchews with you? It sounded like you said itchews.

Let's hear that again. And I have itchews with YouTube. And some of you should scratch those itchews. It's like when you have a scratch and a sneeze the exact same time. And choose. Of which could have legal ramifications because YouTube has got to stop this. And when I complain to them, stop giving me your automated answers and telling me that there's nothing they don't see anything. You are booting people. I have so many screenshots

of people like Nikki B and Mark P and Jillian New York City 212 all getting booted 9 times, 12 times YouTube. I'm sick of this harsh shit. It's almost like maybe YouTube has nothing to do with it, John. Maybe the automated response is because there's so many retards like you messaging them about nonsense that they don't want to hire someone to man those complaints. And they just send you a thing that says, no idiot, why would we possibly, what would be at our best interest to kick people out of your stream while you're streaming? We're YouTube. We make money every time someone's super chats you,

why the fuck would we do that? You moron, a judge is not understanding this. So I'm serious, stop picking on the little guy, just because I don't have a million subscribers, doesn't mean you should turn your head and allow my people to get booted from my chat room. It's BS, and at some point you gotta own it. and allow my people to get booted from my chat room. It's BS, and at some point, you gotta own it. I'm gonna tomorrow, I'm gonna file more complaints with you.

I have the screenshots, and then we're gonna see. If you continue to do nothing, then we're gonna have a bigger issue. Because you were owned by Google Google and Google doesn't, I don't think they want this. I don't think they care. I might be a little guy, but I'm not gonna get bullied by you guys.

You know what I just realized? You know what I didn't have in that clip is John explaining why YouTube is doing that to him? Damn it, they must have been a different part of the show. He explains it's either because he's Puerto Rican and they're probably just against Puerto Rican or because of his politics because they don't like left-leaning politics

or they're against stutterers. I think what's his other claim. Good luck with that lawsuit. I'm sure that'll go a long ways. In his mind, right, he's talking on his stream and he says something about like, you know, Donald Trump is bad. And then YouTube is constantly scanning his, all the streams, constantly, there's probably a hundred thousand streams going on at any given part of the time of day. They're scanning

all the streams at the same time. They hear Trump is bad and they say, well, we don't want to not allow people to hear this, but we only want to allow a certain percentage of the people available to hear this. So then they kick off 20% of his of his viewers for a minute. And even if he was saying things that were more right leaning, which is what YouTube bans from their platform. Anybody who says that, you know, maybe this vaccine that Fauci is trumpeting isn't the best way to handle COVID. If you say that on YouTube, you get kicked off. Yeah. And John is saying the opposite of that.

And he thinks that his politics or what's getting him kicked off or or like you said, a percentage of people is Probably the dumbest person on the planet at this point. Can we all agree? This stuttering John is the and I don't know it makes you want to not drink anymore because I'm like is that what I'm gonna Turn into if I keep drinking the course lights Uh, cuz he you look at mad Course you got a decent bite your image. You got mad extreme. You're fine I do you got stuttering John. They're both lost their fucking minds. They seem like they seem like they're brain dead

Course beer the number one beer for delusional former celebrity streaming on the internet take it from me taste the rockies Holy shit, man, wow, I guess the the other the other option for that is that the YouTube is constantly monitoring streams. They're like, oh, he got a little bit to Puerto Rican in here. He got 20% of his year. Does he not know that YouTube exists in Puerto Rico? Where is all Puerto Ricans? They think that they're banning entire country.

He's like, what the fuck is he talking about? I know, it's totally a lunatic. What do you wanna take? Whatever. What are you gonna do? We have a segment here. I have not heard this yet, but I did take part in it yesterday.

Producer Chris produced this. It's our subreddit news. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, before we start flipping forward, hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, before you start flipping forward, hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, it's different. There was some fan fiction in our sub-rita this week. And I think that you decided kind of in the essence of Patrick Michael's memoir, what was that streetlight memoir? Streetlight memoirs? Yes, it kind of in that vein that you wanted to produce something for us.

So I'm excited to hear this. And now a special edition of Subreddit News, an adaptation of the early noir classic, Street Light Memoirs by Patrick Michael. My name is Patrick. I'm a private dick. It was raining, the kind of rain without the humid. As I walked up the stairs to my office, I looked out the window for a minute to think about the kids in the neighborhood where I grew up. Opening the door of my secretary Carly gave me a withering look and I have expected to find a beautiful dame with red hair

and sea cups sitting in the chair. Suddenly I felt a crunch under my shoe. It was a coolers light can. Jesus Christ, it's stuttering John. You got a beer? Always begging. Trolls! He said. You got a homie fight, you got your truffles. I love you, boss of money. Maybe you could pay my mortgage, you may, cha, cha, how's the port?

John said. That's paid by a music talent and uncanny like ability. Muzos on Reddit, which I never go on. Have let me uproke in a bait. Suddenly, stench unlike anything ever to invade my nostrils filled the room. Gagia! It was all he could mutter, sounding slightly less intelligent than Gary the Retard. Oblivious to his own, ungodly, foul, body odor and how debilitated it left me, he

exited my office. A brown stain appearing on my velvet guest chair. Minutes later, I noticed the empty dish where hard candies had just been filled minutes before. I walked into the living room, and there on the floor was a cow outfit, a large bra draped over a chair. Down the hall, panties on the floor I slowly opened the bedroom door

My mind was racing Casey thick could it be Holy fuck high pitch Eric. I vomited and passed out and passed out. Pfft. That's right. I need your help. Said John Belching through his speech impediment. But starting John, I'm half a retard with it, best a GED and no other talents.

How can I help a big star like you? I said with zero balls. You get these haters too, don't you? John said. How do you deal with the situation? So everyone, like that. Well, I typically challenge them to a fight or basketball, I reply. But since I'm in my 30s and I barely leave my closet, that probably wouldn't go too

well. written by our Lucas, Smail Skid, Mr. The Loaf, and Foclo Foclo. I was overmodulated a little bit there. Yeah, that was hard to fix. I thought that might be the problem. So there was a part two of that in the sub-writing. I didn't think it was as good as part one. Yeah. I thought it could do better.

So I thought maybe we'd give, is it our Lucas? Yeah, our Lucas. We started that with giving our Lucas a chance to redeem himself. Maybe take it in a different direction for part two. I don't know. A lot of good stuff in there.

A lot of fun stuff. And fiction. Wow, tab, what have we done today? We dissected the delusions of several crazy people. We did. We talked about Maddox, Benana Dox, Oxman, Oxmad. Yeah. Maddylox, Miao Dox. The list really goes, I know, I know, I'm like looking through my notes. Like,

what else was it? We don't know what press house copy. We had a cringe of the week with behind the bastards. Anthony Kumia show, Walls Day of Landau, OP radio is excited. People are talking about him again. David D sent in a do you party 2021 promo Patrick Michael got fired from Arby's. Eric Zane does not like Chad Zumox Stuttering John is a moron with a private investigator. So you know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The team is the part of the show. We play a clip from the podcast

that we'll be reviewing on next week's WATP to get people excited about it. Are you familiar with this part of the show, Tim? I am familiar with this part of the show. Yeah, it's great. Everyone's favorite part. It is my favorite part. It's everyone's favorite part.

I know. Yeah. All right. Well, because you know why it is, and I haven't mentioned this in a while, but it's because of endless possibilities. When you hear a clip, you're like, what are they gonna say about that? And their possibilities are literally endless. And that's why it's so exciting. Here we go.

Hey guys, I wasn't gonna record today, but I got a text from a friend and that's what I love about these pod posts is that I can just say what's on my mind whenever I like and I felt like this was something important that I needed to come and talk about today. So here we go. So I just got this text and it was to an article with Sarah Silverman apologizing to me and I was just shocked when I read it at first and Pleasantly surprised any guesses who this is was this the Paris Hilton podcast? It is this is a show called this is Paris is a suggestion from Chrissy mayor who will be co-hosting with us Next week talking about the Paris Hilton podcast. The brand new Paris Hilton podcast, which I'm very excited about.

They're like 10 minutes long each episode. Oh my God. Yeah, I know. It's like, I don't know how long I'm gonna listen to this one. I could barely make it through that clip. And then it seems like an eternity. It's funny you say that.

I thought I pulled a short clip and then I looked at the board and it was 40 seconds like, oh shit, this is 40 seconds. It takes a long time to say anything. So that's the show we'll be listening to on next week's show. But in the meantime, I want people to check out here's what I don't get which is the podcast hosted by Tab. Tell us about here's what I don't get to. So if the biggest problem in the universe was the sign fell to podcast, the dick show is obviously curb your enthusiasm. I'd say who are these podcasts is Veepe. Okay. I'd say everything Maddox has been doing is Michael Richards during his laugh factory

meltdown. Really? Yes. And we are whatever Jason Alexander's been doing with his career. Just like one little shot on criminal minds, an episode of Star Trek Voyager. We ripped off the premise of biggest problem. My coach and I, every week, bring in two problems, two issues and discuss why they are annoying. And we do a little bit of news and voicemails. And we mostly laugh at ourselves. So I'd also like to promote the movie, RineStone, from 1984, starring Silvestre Stallone and Dalley Parton.

Were you in that movie tab? No, I wasn't, but I've made it my new goal in life to make this movie as beloved as I love it, and I want Disney to put it on Disney Plus, because it's a Fox movie, and they need to put out an HD version of it so that I can stop watching this shitty DVD. But it's just, it's my fair lady with country music and I know it sounds awful, but it's actually incredible.

How would I find Ryan's, you have me intrigued now. How would I find this to watch it? You'd have to torrent it or buy a DVD from 2006. Thank you, deep discount. All right, we'll look out for that, but definitely check out. Here's what I don't get. Tab, you've been fantastic.

Thank you so much for joining us this week. I had a great time. Thanks for having me. Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we found out once for all. Who are these podcasts? Leave well every pony. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Don't replace it for attention.

Fuck you! Fuck it's being sucked! You give the shit you give the fuck. You not care as much! Who gives a shit who gives a fuck? You're not Karrie's man! And after Wayne, there you go! You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know.

I don't get it. Makes no sense. Vic, how's it going? Casey how are you doing? Did you're internet working this week? Uh-oh I would hope that everybody is subscribing to our patreon because just this morning I posted Casey's brand new chicken pecs and If you don't know what a chicken pick is us this morning, I posted Casey's brand new chicken picks.

And if you don't know what a chicken pick is, you'll be pleasantly surprised to chicken pictures. Yeah. Casey, what's going on with you? Are you there? Maybe she's just not paying attention. Maybe she's just signed in. Like I assume most people in the discord are signed in, but not really paying attention.

I've been to other things to do. Oh, she's getting on her computer. Okay. In the meantime, Vic, how are you doing? Fantastic. That's great. That's a whole day. Do you have any new reviews that you'd like to read? I do. I do indeed. Awesome. This one is by Sassy CJ. I had to unsubscribe. I found this podcast and I found out they went after Opia on each episode.

I really did enjoy it for a while, but as they got away from Opia and more into Carl's hatred for anything he deems quote unquote politically correct. Wow, they talk about diversity. Wow, they call it Trump. He got to boring. What a snowflake. Cryfest. It sounds like a once- snow-fig cry fest.

Sounds like it was a sorry video. It sounds like a real story. Yeah, absolutely. Ah, damn it. I have gotten lots of people saying that our show is too political. I don't see it, but maybe it is. I don't know. I wouldn't know.

I don't listen. Ha ha ha. Fair enough. I can see Victor's passport into the part where she's odd. Oh, no, I don't listen to myself either. I just listen to Casey. It's smart. Casey doesn't sound like a teenage boy, so.

Oh, Jesus Christ. This one is Love's meme. Stop hating. Their episode about Comtown is so pathetic. You can basically hear them crying as they talk about. Period. Do you know why Comtown, despite putting in zero effort, is so popular and makes more money in a month than they did in two years? Because unlike this show, despite having zero script, it's absurdly funny. These people levy critiques on podcasts they make themselves. Do Do I guess that's what happens when you are talentless?

You know what I should do? I should go back and rerecord our Compton episode, not even tell anyone. And just replace it with someone like, these guys are fucking hilarious. I don't know why anyone wouldn't like this. He said he put the poop in his butt. It's so fucking funny.

It's just postmodern. This is the end postmodern. This is so great. It's like, so feel it with an app. It's that good. What if I did that? And then people are like, oh man, I heard these guys shit on come time I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what I'm talking about. He was coming up, man Talking about so yeah, people are still finding us through the come town episode that it's been called a

Amis It's been termed botched to some people So that that's a one star, I would imagine. Absolutely. Yeah. God damn it. Even if you like hometown, which I do enjoy hometown, you got to say that our take on Adam's stand-up comedy was pretty spot-out.

He's not a good stand-up. All right. And then this one is from Lily Sue. Awful. There's absolutely no diversity on this show. Tell us white hacks, so tell us that the isotopes doesn't that doesn't even have a lead singer. That's good. That is a five star. Yeah. That is a five star. So there is a lack of diversity on this show. That is true. Although we cover a lot of different weight classes. So we got that going. Oh my god.

Yeah, I see you're going into the anorexia with Paris Hilton. I enjoy the diversity. Yes. Well, I don't think we cover enough privilege people on this show. So I thought it was about time they got there, say. We want to hear their voice. Any other reviews over their uh,

Victoria? No, but I did I did get a weird text the other day. Oh sweet. I was like that. Um, it was out of nowhere. I was at like fucking 2am. He goes, wow, we, you know, I was always more of a KC fan until recently. I never knew you were a cowgirl. Seeing those wholesome milky utters made me fantasize a moment where I could stuff a few mushrooms up your butthole and then suck them out in trip balls. This stage dream made me understand cow worshipers. They've probably had a sexy cow bitch with four wings

and 10 tentacle tails and like 50 eyes appear before a very intense trip. And after the trip, they were like damn, cows are sexy. The cow goddess is spoken I understand now I'm so envious of the minotaur man you're probably married to and able to go home each night and fuck the shit out of the cow cow goddess and then roll on his back and snuggle you except he's a small spoon fuck what a lucky son of a fuck that's the longest text hey Casey how you doing? I'm good. I had to turn push to talk

on for some reason. To have had the same problem. That's I just do people send text that I've never said a text that long. What the fuck is who is talking for that? I don't know. You attract really good autists, Carl. You don't know what to do with them but you you got them. Well I think you have a part in this as well. Let's not just put all the blame on me. They're more of a victim. They didn't text me that long. Are you victim blaming Carl? Yes of course I am. It's probably what I was wearing. I think it has a lot to do with what you're wearing. Casey.

Yes. Congratulations on your new chicken costume. I'm a big fan of it. So much. Are you getting some good feedback on that yet? Someone asked me if I was a real libertarian or if I was just a meme flag. Okay.

And someone texted me if I selfie of themselves and told me to move to LA with them to laugh at homeless people. Was that Stuttering John? Yeah. It didn't look like Stuttering John. He looks a little bit better than Stuttering John. He spelled live with Rog. Are you a, you're a cat and chicken?

Ha ha ha ha ha. Damn it. You got to grab a course light for the next photo session. Sit on it. Man, the chain. I can't even drink alcohol. I'm fucking allergic to it. Oh, she's a fun party gal. I know. Super exciting. Did you have any reviews that you wanted to share with us today, Casey? No, I figured Vic could take care of that.

I've vicked at a phenomenal job. Do you have any other fun text messages from our listeners? I do, but I can't read them to you because I'm on my phone and I have to use push-to-talk. Okay. This is an epic fail. It's going out right now. Nice job, Carl. Well, do me a favor, copy those to some type of document that you can read off of some type of computer screen and Next time we have you out. I'd love to hear what kind of creeps are listening to where these podcasts and hitting on the reviewers

Yeah, well normally I don't have to do this so it should work next time, right? I don't know you're you always have technical problems Yeah, but if tab also had the push to talk Oh, so now okay, so now everyone's contagious. Yeah, right, right, okay I mean tab was able to figure it out pretty fucking quick though Carl You're you're you're accusing your listeners of being creeps by hitting on the review girls, right? But you yourself are the pimping this situation Posting their photos to the internet. I don't like that this tab guy

is really breaking down the fourth wall here. You guys totally right. I don't even think that this. These women need to rise up against you, Carl. I know, I make fun of like the way John treats his mods and meanwhile, just as guilty as every single one with the cow and the chicken. All right, let's listen to some voicemails. This is a submission from Big D. Hey Carl, it's Big D. I was one

of those listeners who wanted you to shut the fuck up about wean and sports. But I finally gave wean a listen. I'm all in. They're great, I've been listening to all their music, but you need to shut the fuck up about sports, Carl. If I wanted to listen to the opinionated jerk show about sports, I'd listen to Michael Rappaport, okay? Shut the fuck up about football, nobody cares. Alright, call me back. Oh my god, how could I forget?

BEEAN, practice! Call me back. Oh my god. How could I forget? Practice got it sounded like me on that sub-rider thing. I was a little over modulated I agree with him. Stop talking about sports. I've been talking about sports the same as a fucking bad I'm they're on right I'm ever watching that I don't talk about sports anymore Wait till the baseball you don't talk about sports anymore because football season ended last month. That's true I'm sure I'll get back to it. Yeah, I can't be all things to all people, you know, I try. I try, but I can't be perfect, Carl. I'm constantly getting messages from people who are saying, what's your take on week 17 of the bills regular season? I'm like, all right, well, I gotta talk about it.

All right, I'm sure you can start a sports podcast. I'm sure you can start a sports podcast. I'm sure you can start a sports podcast. I'm sure you can start a sports podcast. I'm sure you can start a sports podcast. I'm like, all right, well, I got to talk about it. All right. So I'm sure you could start a sports podcast. I should start a sports podcast. Who are these sports? No, I'm going to go. That's for like men in denial that, you know, they think they're straight. That's a good one. Now you could keep you could keep the pee and call it who are these players and feature a player every week. Oh, that sounds so boring. And you want

to be the permanent co-host of that show, Tim? No, I hate sports. I want Star Trek. I know. Wonderful. All right. Prep Boy Rick called into the show. Hey, Carl, I just realized you somehow opened a Patreon in the middle of a pandemic when a bunch of people were put out of work. And not only in a year's time have you been able to continue making money off of that? You have exceeded to a point of virtue where you are not only paying for your mortgage,

but you're also probably subsidizing the stimulus department because they can't make money anymore because Andrew Cuomo is a massive dick retard. So, congratulations, dude. That is a level of marketing that I can only hope to aspire to in my retard dreams. Well done sir. Take care, you've got a mouth cripple-footed mother sucker. Keep going, prepper boy, Rick out. Whoa, it was kind of a metric for a second there. It was kind of nice. I didn't see that I was going to go that way.

It was a little too political. Yeah, I mean, That's why I'm having a politics carol. Let's talk about the good things the carol was done. And that's about it. Okay, moving on. So political, Carl? Also, I just realized whenever your health

gap of a second state opens up, if it ever does, a live show at the Carlton would probably be fun. And I know that I would personally try and find a way to fly out there from the city west coast and drink a kilt-beatsin' and a liquor, and probably get myself thrown out, but not because of you, probably because of me. So yeah, Carl, I hope that you have the idea of a live show somewhere in your future, because that would be really fun. Take care of my dude, Prep Boy Recall.

So I have not thought of that before, but doing a live show would be fun. If people were willing to go, what I wouldn't do in the Rochester. We don't have people in the Rochester. I don't care about this show. Well, I know I was willing to travel to Rochester. No, I wouldn't expect them to. It's not a great destination. So when I look at my analytics, brother man, when I look at my analytics, people listen to us in

New York City and Detroit and Chicago and LA. But I'm wondering where would people shoot me and know if we did a live show, where should we do it? Where would be? Gary and Dean. Oh, that's not bad. That's a good choice. That's a good choice. Where would be a centralized or at least like a destination where people would travel to watch a live show? Because that would be fine. I think what you should do is you should get together with like Dick Masterson and maybe a couple other shows

like that. And instead of doing like one big live show, you know, that's everybody and it's chaos. Yeah. You could do one night, Dick could do one night, and then you would be multiple shows. It's fun and you say that, Tim. I was thinking about that last night

when I listened to that voicemail. I would do a live podcast, but yes, why would you just do one show? We could get Dick or revenge the sister or whoever and run out of comedy club or something like that and do a few different shows. I think that would be fun. I'm gonna do it.

So yeah, let me know. Where would be a good place for that? So last week I played Boomer Guy on the Dix show talking about me, talking about Pee Wee Herman and of course Boomer Guy's very excited about this. I knew you would listen to that shit, motherfucker. And yeah, I still stand by that point, man. You know, a gay little defense of,

ooh, Kiwi, herman, shit. It just falls on weak fucking ears, man. Anyways, love you, Carl. Glad to know that you're looking out there, listening up on my own words. Anyway, it's your fuck yourself calling back. Love you, bye. that you're looking at this, listening up on my own words. Anyway, it's your fucking self calling back. Love you. Bye. Thank you for keeping under 30 seconds, boomer guy.

And this right here is the greatest voicemail boomer guy has ever left. Oh, perfect. That's how you do it. Very concise. That's how you get played. Keep it short. Under 45. Under 45, see? People know the rules. Now I love the three-minute voicemails that just go on and on and on and on. The eventual Google voice just hangs up on them. And then they call back and say,

I don't know what point of hung up on me, but basically what I was trying to say is and then they they sum it up in about 40 seconds Right, you're like, oh, why the other first time? He's right about Pee we Herman by the way No, that he is not right. How dare you you think boomer guy is right about something? first off Yeah, if you watch Pee we's big adventure. Have you ever seen Pee was big adventure, Kasey? I think my parents tried to show it to me and I was scared of it when I was a kid. So that one he got arrested for trying to show kids his big adventure.

Fair enough. But my ex co-host, Kevin and I both swear by P.E. He's big adventure. Still a great movie still holds up to this day, co-written by the great Phil Hartman by the way. A bunch of boomers, I'm throwing it out there. A bunch of boomers, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I mean, the resemblance is uncanny. Follow that. Who are these podcasts? The Holocaust wasn't real. Welcome to who are these podcasts? White power. That was my, that was my chat, by the way. That was that was a good question. Yeah. If only high pitch or if, uh, but then it actually was that funny. Right.

I thought high pitch Eric sounded like Grover from Sesame Street. All right. Here's another short voicemail. Hey Carl, it's just wanted to call him. They thought to you. Great. Well, you did it. Perfect. Congratulations.

Tucker Dixon, our buddy Tucker Dixon called him. Hey Carl, Tucker Dixon here. Just listen to the latest episode and heard me on the voice mail again. Just always great. I think I'm going to the latest episode and heard me on the voice fail again, which is always great. I think I'm going to take credit for suggesting this week's episode, because you were so moved by my disappointment in you from last week's voicemail that you decided it was time to really take that banana docks down a peg. Something you had never thought of before I know.

And I don't know if anybody ever noticed how bad banana docks was before I said it just you know last week, the you're welcome. Pucker out. Thank you Tucker. I thought it was a brilliant act until you opened my eyes to just how ridiculous it actually is. Appreciate that. This next voicemail is something we've never heard before on this show. Hey Carl, just calling to remind everybody that the music special sucked, got to keep it alive and everybody's memories.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Means the concept reminder. It's been, it's been three months. Yup. People are still using it. It's crazy. It's crazy. I mean, it's been three months. Yep People are so easy. I mean it hasn't gotten better All right, I'm gonna go back and re-record come down and the music's special

Yep, you'll be like you got to hear this show. It's the worst show ever and then it'll just be me playing Iron Maiden or something That bad case he doesn't like the Beatles Oh not bad. Casey doesn't like the Beatles. Oh, the Lucid Beatles. Casey loves the Beatles. What do you mean? No, I don't like the Beatles. That's right.

That's right. I get you guys confused on that one. Oh, Casey's the only Beatles fan. This mixed up the hoes. Casey is good taste of music. She's a wean fan, too. Okay. It's right.

Forget about that. The only wean song I've ever heard is when they did shot her around the world on the schoolhouse rocks revival album in the 90s. No, that's that's fun. Yeah. I don't know that I familiar with that one. Is that a good song? It's a great. Yeah, it's but the original and the ween version are both great. And you might just learn something. Yeah. Maybe.

Carl has to hear it. Look at it up right now. What's he looking up right now? Uh. Hey, the British are coming. The British are coming. Now the ride of Paul Revere said the nation on a deer

and the shot of Lexington hurt around the world When the British fired in the early dawn The war of independence had begun The dial was cast, the rebel flag unfurled And on to Concord, March the phone, seize the arsenal Sound like Wayne, is that Wayne? That's Wayne, weird. Alright. Pretty sure. No Is that ween? That's ween. Weird. All right.

Pretty sure. No, that's what it says on the internet too. It just doesn't sound like ween. Well, what happens? The internet never lies. Hey, Carl. This is Hoppich Eric, and this is what I actually sound like. I just wanted to let you know that I hurt your coverage,

of man, I was very disappointed at what you had to say. Obviously you don't understand how big of a fucking deal I am. I have to take time out of my important day doing cameos to make this call to inform you that I'm going to be quitting this call and I hope you die as you can suck my fucking dick. No, all right. I believe that was high pitch. More saliva. Yeah. This one is for KC. I'm glad that you're on the call today KC. This is so. Okay. We need some information from you. KC. There used to be a coin on in my backyard. They dug it out and then they filled in the hole with a bunch of fucking dirt

And now I can't go any grass there. How do I grow grass on top of all this fucking dirt? I've tried fertilizer. I've tried I've tried the Air eating Try it on a casing. What do I do? Not a, literally. Casey, any suggestions? You need to give a soil sample and send it out to whatever.

There's usually a land grant university in every state that has a soil testing lab. I'll tell you what the limiting nutrients are. I'm not as much of a, I don't know much about grass. I don't know what kind of grass he's trying to grow. It might just be the grass that's the problem. I don't know a lot about grass. I would have thought, you know, based on your town, you know, a lot about grass. Yeah, right. You sound like someone who's using grass every day. Not so much anymore, but I did, I did use a lot of grass.

You know, we put it out there that this is a scientist that we have on the show. An expert in soil, the guy goes, how do I grow grass on soil? Oh, grass, I don't know about that. But most soil is covered in, in the world, she doesn't know about that. There's a lot of different aspects of soil science. I work mostly in wetlands and forests. So yeah, grasses chapter seven, asshole. All right. So did you guys hear that? If you have questions about soil, but also wetlands specifically, please send them and the world these podcasts.

All right. This is the last, uh, voicemail. Three tips for leaving good voicemails. One, keep it short. Two, write down what you are going to say if you are a slapping drum. And three, if you fuck up, hang up. That is from my room records. And I appreciate the reminders going out to everybody. Thank you very much. That's really good.

Okay, see anything that you want to plug? I guess I'm up to like 80 followers on Twitter now. That's pretty exciting, but. What's your handle again? Twitter I guess. It's dumb dirt bitch. it's dumb dirt bitch everybody follow dumb dirt bitch Vic anything you want to plug uh no I just want to give a shout out to Kasey I got a lot I got a big wetland she could take a look at later oh what's happening guys? I'm thinking about for you. It's really happening. Thank you.

She's great. Oh, right. And I have a question for you, tab. Are you a boner guy? I am a boner guy. All right, tab, thank you again, Bonnie. It's tab. I really appreciate you coming.

Yeah, thanks for having me. I know that this was a marathon today, but 4kc tab and Vic this is Carl and producer Chris signing off from WATP and Fuck Stutter and John. I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here.