Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep25 - Films and Swearing

Episode Date: August 15, 2016

This week we review a movie review style podcast called "Films and Swearing", episode #80, titled "The Terminator". Basically this is a podcast that reviews an entire movie scene by scene and this month is Terminator month. We should also mention that the hosts of Films and Swearing are Scottish. Very Scottish. Kevin loved this show and is, in fact, now a fan and has subscribed. He enjoyed there use of "fooking" as a swear and also their uncanny Arnie impression at the top of the show. Karl, on the other hand, didn't like the show at all. I know this may be shocking to our listeners! So even though we both didn't agree on this show, we did have some good discussions on Kevin Smith and even Cobra Commander AND "Yakov Smirnoff" made an appearance to liven things up. WATP has had their budget approved for jingles so get ready to hear more of those in the coming episodes or as fast as Karl can create them.... err... I mean as fast as our production department can get them to us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? I'm Kevin. You're not. And we listen to podcasts so you don't have to. We want to remind our listeners that you could check us out on WhoAreThese.com and on Facebook. We're always looking for podcast suggestions, so send us an email, leave us a comment, or post a death threat. On today's show, we analyze and review a podcast called Films and Swering.

Episode number 80, it's the Terminator. As always, we have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand, so without further ado, let's find out once and for all who are these podcasts. It's show time. W-A-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! Everybody out there are better. I call it W-A-T-P.

You ever notice how the crowd has the exact same level enthusiasm every single episode? Yeah, they do. I like that. They totally just, yeah, they die right down when we start. We haven't trained good. Yeah, good. Shut the fuck up. We're going to entertain you now.

Oh, so what's up? Kevin it's another we uh we listen to a podcast of um and I when we teased it last episode I didn't know what these people were from there. They're both Scottish. Correct. Yes. And Scottish is a tough language man. Well it's tough yeah tough language man? Well, it's tough, yeah, tough to us to understand. Because it's tough. Yeah, there's a lot going on. There's a lot going on. Before we get into the episode and talk about films and swearing, I didn't want to let you know we got approval on our Jingles budget.

Oh, perfect, okay. So feel free to go ahead and use that I started starting getting some Jingles developed for us thought this could be a good way to open up the show What do you play the W ATP track? I have there? It's Kevin and Carl W ATP and Carl W. A. G. P. All right, so that's the kind of jingles our budget gets us. God, I love it.

So great. All right, cool. So we'll be sprinkling those in now. Sweet. Gonna sound like a legitimate train wreck of a radio show. All right, good, good. So this show where the hosts were stew and Andy, two guys, and they're talking about the movie Terminator.

And this was back October of last year, 2015, and they're kicking off a whole month where they're going to be reviewing all the Terminator movies. Right. Yeah, I was like, yeah, it was Terminator a month, not Arnold a month, right? Was that right? That's for a month. All right month, right? Right. Right.

So they talked about the first terminated in 1984 original, which is a great movie for sure. And I thought it'd be interesting to hear these guys take on it. I was a little confused as to what the format of the show was, because I do listen to podcasts about movies, how did this get made? It's a great one that I listened to pretty religiously, very entertaining. But I didn't know who the audience was for this. Obviously, you have to have seen the movie to listen to the show. But then they explain the whole movie. Yeah, it's just like a breakdown. I think it would explain the movie that I've seen to me. Well, yeah, I mean, I think it's just like a scene by scene breakdown and then they

try to, you know, just make it comedic and stuff. So, I don't know. I actually really like the show. You're still okay? Yeah, I really liked it. I've actually subscribed to it. Nice. Yeah. So I am a fan. Well, how about we play the clips that we think best sum up the show? For me, it's, you know, this is kind of what you hear when you listen. This was an hour long. This is kind of the show. Play

track 11. And you just see the fucking the inner workings. Ten metal tendons and shoot. I and they're just in twitching and fingers and whadling back and forth. Like as a kid I was like, fuck, this is amazing. It's a robot. That's pretty much the show from what I could gather. And you know what I reminded me of?

You reminded me of when Chris Farley used to play the interviewer guy like with Paul McCartney or something. Oh, yeah. Remember that time when you said that John was dead, but he wasn't dead that that was so amazing. Yeah, yeah, exactly. What are we supposed to be doing here? Just talking about how you thought shit was cool All right, yep that shit was pretty cool I The the very beginning of this show They have and I don't think it was either one of them Does an Arnold impression and it's fucking spectacular? All right, like whoever did this if it's them, I'm not sure who ever did it.

Like, I've been doing Arnold, like an Arnold voice, since I was like in fourth grade. You know what I mean? Like, I've been doing... That's what it was. Yeah, like, everybody does it. Like, this is one of the things that I used to do and whatever. But this one is fucking great. I think this guy really does a good job with it. So, that's the clip I'm gonna play here. All right Under films and sweating movie podcast you are listening to episode 80 the

See he's got Like this Like he trails off when he says words Yeah, and that's like perfect the way he does it cuz I I just do this when I talk a lot like this, like he trails off when he says words. Yeah, and that's like perfect the way he does it. Cause I, I just do this when I talk a lot like this and I do, yeah, I'll just do like, you know, Oh, oh, I got a sappy right there, Kevin, before you get into it.

You got to play the new jingle. It's called Kevin's Funny Voices. Oh, all right. Before you get into it, just, it's got to lead in. Okay. His GoPro commander is gonna rock him. Alright before you get into it just it's gotta lead in okay Sounds like a gay porn out here Yeah, yeah, thank you for the intro. That's awesome that I have a jingle now for my really

Bizarro impressions if you call them that. Now you have to do it just so we can play the jingle. I should just do Cobra Commander to the whole show or I'm done for a while but I love the original Terminator. The original Terminator is my favorite! I especially like to see Linda Hamilton's boobs! I find T2 unrealistic! She's too muscular in that movie, I could not beat off!

You know who's a robot? Destro! What a fucking piece of work that guy is! You think bitches about Destro do his parties at the bar afterwards? Yeah, yeah, he totally, he's just totally like a... What a guy, dude! This fucking guy's up my ass! This guy, he comes to me with HR paperwork, he's like, hey, I just want you to know that we've got to get these guys to sign on these forms.

And I'm like, I don't give a shit about forms. Just buy the goddamn tanks. I want tanks for my army. And he's like, he's three weeks off in October. He knows that we're going to be terrorizing things in October. Yeah, he knows that we're gonna be terrorizing things in October. Yeah, he knows that's the end of our fiscal The end of our fiscal year there's a freeze-win you don't do anything during that time But no Destro's gonna come to me with a whole bunch of paperwork Way up. Yeah, yeah

So yeah just to go back, I thought that Arnie impression was pretty good. And I don't know who actually did it at all. I'm the show, I don't know if we want to. Hey Chris, it sound like one of those two Jack offsets for sure. Well, because they actually do like, they attempt Arnold impressions through the view.

And it's nothing like that. So I don't know if they just got a friend to do it or what but my head is off. My cobra hat is off. You mean that that might think the co-worker manager wears. He's got that like weird baggy puts over his head. Well it's a washcloth if you must know. It's a washcloth. I want to be where is that so we can put that over butter faces. I'm here. Try this. Come here. Scarlett. All right. So, as I mentioned, the show is hosted by Stu and Andy and Stu is the main host and Andy's the sidekick.

And Andy is the world's worst sidekick. I'm going to demonstrate this now with clips. All right. Starting with the very first word that come out of Andy's mouth in the show, Play Track 2. That was the worst of all, it was. Wow, huh?

This guy is very Scottish. So if he were to try to make a sentence, I would have a hard time anyway, but he's also a mumbler. There's a lot of gibberish going on. Yeah, we were listening to this a little while ago again, and it's just, there's times where he talks where you look at each other we were looking at each other Just kind of like is he saying? Words here like are they or is like yeah, we just couldn't figure out a lot of the shit that he was saying or

So to that point I actually put together a whole montage of this because of course you did right of course I know that's what I do every time he would open up his mouth and just make sounds and then he would giggle as if he had just told a joke but there's no way he told a joke. So I put together a whole montage of this and actually I wrap it up with one of our new Yn yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw I actually succeeded in the way that the G is. She's telling me fucking sleep is. He's held that puff, he's put it. That's already blown my mind. Could have been a thing a bit of a sudden. I'm gonna wash it again. Good to co-ordinate.

It's a game faster than a joke, she'll tell you. What are you doing? He's less than that when I fucking walk him in. So I bet you should sleep for like three years as like water caught in the moments that I found she fucking food. Like why don't you just judge her five on the city again, don't you? You don't even know what this is, huh?

It's hard casting, it's not for everyone. This guy cannot broadcast, he's a mumbling gibberish bass. What is that? It's... I think that's just being Scottish. I think that's because I understood stew when stew was taught and I thought stew was decent. Yeah. And actually, I mean, without stew holy shit, this show would have gotten nowhere. Maybe he was he kept leading Andy every step of the way. In fact, I have an example of when Andy takes control of the show and he starts to explain something and it is just crashing and burning play track 7 He's the one that's in the more

So the second one is at the Kim Rinaldo social comes at least fucking Kofen He's at the fucking I'm sure he's at the fucking... What was it called? No, a second one, he's a psychiatrist in the... Right, in the fucking mental hospital. Okay, I think so. And then the third one is something they were fucking... Coffin. Yeah, well, we will find out in the coming weeks. Yeah, he had no idea what he was talking about there. I actually clip that same thing and I said yeah, well because he says fuckin like, uh, I don't know 10 times in there. And I'm like, man, if anybody complains about us saying fucking too much, listen to this show because I mean there's... And this show is called Films andaring. You it's kind of yeah, it's implied I understand yeah

It's not it's not applied take up right out We swear and talk about fails, but that was funny because he did less research than you usually do It's getting no idea what he was talking about get no idea what he was talking about. It's like the fulcan, uh, go on to the fulcan, and then the, it's the, uh, the therapist in the fulcan coffin, and it, it's got a fulcan coffin, or a number three, it's number three, terminator three, corp, the fulcan coffin. I mean, honestly, the fact that you said it's just that he's Scottish is insulting to all Scottish people. This was a retard. And just in there going no, he's normal. He's just Scottish. No, he's just got a really thick.

Really. I still all Scottish people right now. I would. Hey, I like the show. I think it's good. I thought it was entertaining. So. All right, that's a good point. You got me there. So before we get off on this or get off there. So before we get off on this, or get off on this, before we get off this topic, I'm getting off on it. Jesus Christ. All right. I'd like to delve further into this Andy sidekick character. In the very beginning, he asked him what is new? And this was not a good question to ask. Open any questions, not work well for adults. Play track three. And what is new? New? And then so we've learned now that you don't want to have just an open-ended question. He's going to get messed up with that.

But this is another example where Andy's talking about how they're given away Sharknado 3 DVD. And Stu starts talking about how this would have been the kind of movie that would have passed around when I was in school. And we would have passed around this tape and everyone would have listened to it. And then he asks his sidekick Andy about what his experience was passing around movies and shows and things. And this was Andy's response. There's a self-track for it, please.

Um, like what about you? End school was there, a point where something was passing in the tape. No. No. Oh, well. Not a bicycle. What do you mean you and because of might never trade the tapes. No, sorry, don't, don't edit.

So that was the thing like back in my days. All right, this guy needs to learn the first lesson of improv, Kevin. It's yes and it was a faxie deal is it's like, no, I don't know what you're talking about. This is dumb no Never pass you I said no, no, I'm never seen a tape don't like that Jesus dude help me out. I felt so bad for stupid like give him a good bone Yeah stew if you go to their Facebook page because now I'm fan, so I went to their Facebook page and liked it and shit. It says, Stu is spelled STOO.

I saw that. Yeah, I like that's really cool. It's like, I don't know what that's short for, but I think Stu is funny. I like that. I think it's short for Stu. You know what could be, yeah. That's fucking fucking right know what could be, yeah. That's fucking, fucking right. It could be. It could be. He can't say no.

Yeah, no, I can't say. I slip in and out of British to Irish to Scottish when I try to do these. I can't grab the Scottish thing either. I'll just stick to my goddamn Arnold. Shit. So going back to this whole idea of, you know, the first lesson of improv or just having a conversation with someone when you're broadcasting is you want to be

a little bit more agreeable and keep the conversation moving along. You don't want to just halt it. This fucking guy disagrees with everything down to like minutia, play track sex. You need to do like hardly anything. Just just top your phone. Why not post? All the same. All the same.

All the same. All the same. All the same. All the same. All the same. All the same. All the same. All the same.

All the same. All the same. All the same. All the same. All the same. All the same. All they're saying is you need to like our posts in order to win the shark NATO things like all you got to do is just tap your phone It's that easy and this guy's like well It's not just taping a phone you might have to put on the mouse and boot up your computer. It's like okay fine You says can we just fucking agree to disagree? Your beer your being dense you're not to scribe it. You're not to scribe it better. So you thought the show, your takeaway on the show was, okay, they described the movie, they kind of go scene by scene and really walk through it and try to have a funny take

on it, right? Right. So it's essentially W-A-T-P for movies. Oh, I disagree. Here is why. I grabbed a track that I call Attempt and Humor Example. OK. Fondakes.

And then we would have a wonderful day. Nowadays, they could find animals. They could not remake this movie. But you just send it. Just having terminated, like, going to Siri, all the vegan seroconas in this area. But you just send it like just having a seminar like go in Siri Hey All the fucking Santa Connors in this area. I was like there's four well. I've killed three. Well, it's just one How how the phone book is used a lot in the Terminator movie and trying to translate that to now a times and Pulling out the hilarious Siri joke.

I don't know, I didn't think these guys were all that witty. It could be wrong. Maybe I wasn't in the right frame of mind, but that seems like garbage to me. Well, I can tell you by our reading our most recent iTunes review that people don't think that we're very witty there.

So, I wanted to make a comment about that. And to all of our listeners who enjoy our show, and I assume that's everyone who's not listening because you Google the name of your show and we came up, those people are gonna hate us. Hate is gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. And there's nothing we can do about that. It's kind of the format that we're doing.

We're going to do a show, and we're not particularly going to love everything that you do on your show, and you might get bummed out about it. What we're finding is people who are finding out that we're goofing on their show are going on iTunes and giving us very negative reviews and one set of views. What we need are the vast majority of people who listen to our show who we didn't goof on who don't hate our guts to

kind of level that out a little bit. I don't think we're good ever have a five-star average review or anything but if you could go on and give us positive reviews it would really help us with these you know just a kind of even the scale a little bit. Yes these single barriers who don't appreciate that we call them Dingleberries. Yeah, yeah. So just because, boy, the fuck, not, I'm going to read it. Oh, okay. So somebody gave us a one-star review on iTunes. It says, these guys are completely unfunny. If you are into judgmental debags, give it a listen. That's the entire review and I actually looked up the user because you can click on their name and this person is also

quite a fan of the big O and Duke show. So that that kind of tells you where where the person heard the show because we reviewed that a few episodes ago and obviously didn't didn't care for it and left a comment. Now look at the beginning of the show We say, Lee was a death rat post whatever you want to post and that's cool And anyway, I just thought it was funny that you know, we get that we do have good reviews on there too We have a couple of really positive ones, but we do have some very positive reviews I do want to make a comment that for us Kevin and I When we go out and find these podcasts and we do our reviews of them, we mean them no harm. I've never

put a negative review on anyone's podcast. It shows an audience for every shit thing that's out there. I mean, even Kevin likes this fucking terrible Scottish podcast. So, it looks like something. So, just, you know, we're not out there trying to spread the hate. We're just trying to make some people chuckle and, you know, who knows? Maybe someone will hear our big O and Duke's and start to listen to that giant pile of shit. You're welcome, big O and Duke's.

We got you another listener. Oh, now we're really gonna get it. These fucking guys. No, these people stop listening after they heard the show that they liked. Yeah. So we digressed a little bit there, but I think it was it was needed. We too many hurt feelings. They got lots of but her feelings out there. There's a lot of but her reviewers out there, and that's gonna happen, it's fine. Right, it's fine.

I just asked that the people who enjoy our show, if you could even, even not a little bit, that'd be excellent. Yeah. So I'm getting to this show. There was a discussion had that I thought was pretty funny. They talked about, this was going back to how they're swapping tapes around.

And they're like, what are the kids swapping around these days? You know, they have movies on a USB drive and they're passing that around. And they determine, oh no, they're probably just passing around like porn and stuff. And play Track 5. How days are just possible on Nowadays they just pass that only violent pornography So Andy says they're probably passing on revenge porn and Stu obviously has no idea what revenge porn is because he thought it would be the science teacher Right, okay, you want a science Fucking, here's a video that like, no revenge porn is your ex-girlfriend you dumb dumb. Nobody wants to see the science teacher with a shirt off.

That makes sure I was set. This guy gave me a D. I'm going to go into his house and film him fucking his wife and put it out of USB stick and pass it around. That would be my revenge. I thought that was funny. It's just like, you know, Andy obviously is probably actually participating in revenge porn.

Stu had no idea what the fuck it was. Yeah, yeah, it's completely over his head. His Scottish head. I've got some porn, it's Kilt porn. Up Kilt porn? Up Kilt. It's up Kilt porn. Actually illegal in scoward. Up Kilt porn. Why you got a mirror on your shoes that? You're looking up me Kilt. Hi. We're butchering this fucking

impression. I can't do this. Fuck it. I'm pretty much just doing groundskeeper willy and tried to fucking even manage that Yeah, I'm trying to do like Shrek or Whatever So I can like Myers impression is Yeah, always I'll slip into like Australian Yeah, otherwise I'll slip into like Australian. Oh, it's very good. I can't even do it. I can't even do it.

He's like, he's like like a John Lennon right there. Oh, good. So I have a clip on here that's called, how old are these guys? When they start making gun and explosions, the fact that they're Malas play track eight. I just, just the old deer just at the door just a little corner like yes like I'm just like a little bit of a dog

I just think he stumbled through the door fucking heavy and like I was thought the gun was silenced I think I had a boat with silencer but there's like k right on there it wasn't like fucking huge noise I think I had about one silence, but it's like... Cough! Cough! Cough! Cough! Hey, I'll leave you. I wasn't like...

Fucking huge noise. Oh shit. As a kid, he used to make... Can I have some more shi- So I've been a Terminator, Kevin? I don't understand why you subscribe to the show. I like it. I think it's funny, because I used to do those same fucking noises.

Yeah, I just do. Yeah, I granted. I'm an adult now. But you know what? These kids are talking about science class and shits. Or maybe they're young. Who knows how old these kids are? Oh, fucking man.

Yeah. No, these guys are older. They're probably older than us because the references that they go back to and talking about passing on VHS tapes and shit in school. I there's no way that we're listening to 18-year-olds talk about Terminator. So where is this, I mean, are they talking about their old science teacher then?

Oh no, dude, that was just, that was just a guy who didn't understand how revenge porn works and they were talking about the scenario of kids these days passing things around in school. Yeah, but then they talk again about, because they call them potato science. So I think they're talking about earth science. They refer to like school a couple times with their talking. Oh, no, potato science. I don't remember that. I probably sounded like gibberish to me. Notice it. Yeah, I know these guys have

been out of school for a while. and they were talking about how they first saw Terminator when it came out and they were kids. Oh, all right, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. Because you remember, that was one of the other funny things that I almost cooked it by a din because there's so many times when Stu would ask Andy a question and Andy would just come back with fucking, now there's like,

so when was the first time you saw the Terminator movie and Andy was just like, oh, years ago? Oh! Okay! Correct! You know, any other answer would have been something that you could have fucking built that. You know, when it first came out, I didn't see it until recently. You know, I saw it when I was a baby, anything. But instead, I was just like, years ago.

Okay, don't. This guy gives you nothing. I'm gonna give you nothing to go on rules to work sidekick God so I only have like one other clip I think I couldn't really clip a lot from this because I liked it so much but There's a I've I thought this was funny like towards you. I obviously if anybody's never seen There's a I thought this was funny like towards the I obviously if anybody's never seen If I can terminator don't listen to this whatever this is the end of the movie that they're talking about Dude, it's not as if someone's going fuck. I was gonna watch that movie spoiled it If someone wanted to see terminator, they would have seen it by now Yeah, I guess that's true and it was this was 1984 or whatever

This movie's been out for 32 years. You're at your shop This was 1984 or whatever. So this movie's been out for 32 years. You had your shot. Yeah, so they're talking about the end of the movie when the skeleton robot, like when Arnold has been melted away, basically, and he's like the skeleton robots like walking towards them and shit. I thought this was pretty funny, but here we go.

Terminator's standing up, I let the fire, the action goes fuck. But as when they're running away, the terminus come out and you realize, we've got shit feet. Look at like, looks like little three-page walking sticks. I've never seen a three. Like, it cuts these shots of just showing how it's walking and it's like, it's limping,

but it just like, it has got like three prongs It's like a camera stands for feet That was funny It's got camera stands for camera stands for feet. Yeah Because if you remember it does look fucking stupid. There's like this, you know imposing Giants thing that's been hunting you through the whole movie and that at the end of the movie, he's like walking around and fucking, you know, ballpoint pens and shit. It's like, it's, it just doesn't look right. But...

Oh, I'm sorry, Kevin. What do robots from 2029 actually look like, whether or doubt to the skeleton? Wow! I love how I tell you. Apparently, the robots will be flying machines come come a few more years And then they will be there the singularity will hit and they will not be have to walk at all. They will fly Above your head. Okay, that actually makes a lot more sense. Yeah Why would it fucking why would it have a two legs in a walk that makes zero sides? Right? I mean I understand for the point of infiltrating the pat well there's actually an interesting thing so anytime you have time travel in a movie it gets a little wonky right when you try to figure out why anything would

happen the way that it does and there was one time I'll give you this do actually brought up a really good point. And I want you to play Track 12. I'll explain it. I love how Reese and Silverman, I have only that, that talking back and forth. And he's like Reese is telling the story again, but Silverman's picking up parts and say, well why aren't you bringing the regum with you? He's like, we can't bring, like,

it has to be live in tissue, like, goes forward. And it just makes me think, because that back and forth, like Silverman's picking the holes in the story and like Reese is explaining it all, it just makes me think, this must have been the meeting that James Cameron had with the producers. Well, I didn't get that, why would he travel through time? He needs to stop that from happening.

Like, just get me the budget for the film. I actually thought that was a pretty astute point because there is that scene in there, I never picked up on an MSE tournament a long time where there's a conversation that goes on that literally is just trying to explain the plot holes. Right, right. They just go back and forth like,

well, why do you do this? Well, because here's the, here are the rules of this crazy scenario. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Because when go back and forth like, well, why do you do this? Well, because here's the rules of this crazy scenario, blah, blah, blah, blah. Because when you think about this whole concept, and of course, this first term in movie was great, and it spawned for more, and all of these movies just get more and more convoluted because then they're going back in time

and trying to kill the kid when he's actually a kid and, you know, whatever. It makes zero sense when you think about it because if you have a time and, you know, whatever, it makes zero sense when you think about it, because if you have a time machine and the problem is the robots take over, don't worry about stopping the terminator from getting to, what's the name, John Conner? Yeah, Johnny Conner. Don't worry about stopping the robot from John Conner. Just go to the part where the fucking guy who invents the robots to take over and stop

that from happening. Yeah, well, the exact spurs you want in the lineage of these fucking people. If you want to just stop a single person, this whole, this whole time travel thing is silly. I don't know. You don't think so, Milo. Well, here's, here's the saddest part of that old thing. I was trying to do a Marty McFly and it came out as fucking Milo. Well here's the saddest part of that old thing. I was trying to do a Marty McFly and it came out as fucking Milo. Oh okay. This is heavy doc. This is

really heavy. I can't do it. I can't fucking do it. No one asked you to though. It's not in the jingle. It's fine. Alright yeah. Okay. I'll stick to Cobra Commander. It's the only thing I can do. Cobra Commander, Yakas Miranov, an occasional Nicholas Cage, you were good. Why can't Soviet Russia, you can't go back in time? I just want to let you know, Huey Lewis singing you back in time, but you don't have to go. But we do have cloth napkin in future, and you can eat all the glorious dinner at my dinner theater. You posted, when we were talking about Yakovs dinner theater,

you posted a clip from YouTube on our website. Could you not find the real good one? Because that was not the real good one. That was the best one that I could find at the time. No, she must have taken him down because he probably got goofed down so much. Yeah, yeah. She must have taken him down because there used to be such funny or videos. Such funny.

That's what I talk. There must have been videos that were so much funnier. We used to be able to see on there where he was, yeah, excited about cloth napkins and real silverware or metal silverware or whatever the fuck you sign about and magnets on the trays to keep the food in place. All this food is magnetized. Your dinner roll has magnet inside. 200% of your iron needed on a daily basis. There's one more clip I wanted to play here. And again, it goes back to I was just fascinated

with this sidekick Andy and the gibberish that comes out of his mouth. Here's just a specific example. And I'm honestly asking Kevin, what is he saying here? Play track time. That was an epic with David. And it's like she's supposed to

in the hangry and she made it if I can pick up and he was passing looks. Oh, man. What the fuck was that? I kind of understood it towards the end of the beginning. Torsie on is like he's he walked by her or something. Play that play the beginning part again. Know that I think with David, and it's like she's supposed to be in the hangar in the bed. All right, so there was something about timing.

That's a bit of a timing, right? No, it was an airbag with David. And it's like she's supposed to be in the hangar in the bed. If I can pick her up and he walks past and looks. I don't know, man. Remember Brad Pitt and Snatch? Yeah, yeah. Like he, I could totally Remember Brad Pitt and snatch? Yeah, yeah. Like he, I could totally understand

Brad Pitt and snatch compared to this fucking asshole. And I thought Brad Pitt was over the top of that. Well, we have like, okay, it's fucking ridiculous. But this guy is a mumble mouth retard. I don't think it's just, I don't think it's just an accent thing. He's not forming words. Yeah, it's it, I don't know if he's just like excited and he's he's spewing that out like I would challenge like if we have any fucking Scottish listeners

I doubt we do, but or anybody that can try and decipher this even Andy himself if you listen to this Andy tell us what you're saying in or whoever else, of your Kiltwearing brother and that want to step up and say what was going on here. Because that one's a tough one. I'm pretty good usually at that, but, yeah. So you think that we sound like gibberish to him, the way that he sounds like gibberish to us, that's your theory?

Oh, probably. Yeah. Well, okay. All right, so I'm going to call you out of this. And I'm going to prove that you're wrong. Oh, probably. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

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I don't know, I'm just fucking. I'm a little, we'll argue it didn't make any sense. I'm about, I'm about to put my boot to your face. Dude, Sean Cotterie, I wish I would have thought of that. I should have pulled the clip. But do you remember when he was talking about how it's okay to hit a woman when they're getting out of line? Yeah.

Fuck. I wish I would have thought of that. That would have been a perfect thing to clip and pull out. It's completely fine for you to smash them in the face. I don't have any other clips from this show. That was kind of my main takeaway as I thought it was a little bit of a disaster because it wasn't so much stews fault. I think stew did a pretty good job, but his sidekick just sucks. His sidekick added nothing and only subtracted from the show. Yeah, well, I mean everyone can't have a good, you knowhosts sometimes sometimes cohosts are wait a second you they just fly sometimes you know cohosts just do their

own thing you know and they condemn an entire country and I had no idea. That was just a region. Isn't it just, you know, the UK? Yeah, actually, that's part of a great Britain or United Kingdom or whatever. So it's just a country. That's how shitty these people are. They can't even have a country anymore. Oh, boy, it's Carl and who are these everybody?

Even Canada is their own country. And that's fucking, that's fucking pathetic. I'm just kidding. Canvas to the US. Yeah, right. Exactly. It's their own country and that's fucking pathetic. I'm just kidding, can't listen to the US. Yeah, right, exactly. It's pretty much the same thing differently. So there is something else I wanted to play for you Kevin, just because I thought it was relevant to our show.

I had a listener point this out to me. There's a podcast called J and Silent Bob Get Old. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, like that. And there's this clip from an episode that not too long ago where Kevin Smith starts saying things that are the opposite of what I always say on our show. And I thought it'd be interesting to play that's a little bit longer, but it's kind of interesting. Play, Kevin Smith is a blowhard. I'm not a genius. I just sit around and listen to my friend talk about his dick.

That's not genius. But I'll tell you what, anybody could do this, man. And I encourage all of you to go out there and give it a try while you can. Man, podcasting, nobody will tell you it's not good enough. There's nobody in charge. Man, basically you record something, record a show about anything you want to talk about, upload it to Apple. I tune sends you a fucking email two days later. Says congratulations. You're a

fucking broadcaster. And you've joined the party, man, while nobody's regulating this, while there's no FCC, like telling people you can't say this, you can't say that, while people aren't charging you to do it, take the opportunity, sometime over the course of the next year to record a podcast, you got yourself all the technology, it's in your phone, you just press record, sit down with a friend, sit down with a family member, and talk about whatever the fuck you wanna talk about.

I do one of my podcasts that just six a week. One is called Talk Sound and Scramble Dags. We all we do is provide unasked for commentary tracks for every episode of Frazier Ever Made. That's a fucking show. So you can make any show you want. You don't have to make a fucking podcast about all the teenage mutant individuals.

You could just make one about just Leonardo, man. And you'll get to 100 episodes before you like, you know what, Donatello was a dick sucker there. I said it and shit like, you could talk about anything you want in this medium. So I implore you while you got the chance, man. Go home and record. If you like seeing this sort of thing,

if you think it's genius for me to sit here and talk to my friend, I thank you for that, it moves me, but you can do it too. You got a friend and you're just as interesting and funny as me, I promise you that. Probably moves me, but you can do it too. You got a friend and you're just as interesting and funny as me I promise you that probably just maybe not as interesting, but at least as funny as that guy man He's probably the most interesting person I know But all of you are wonderful little content generators. You got tons of stuff to talk about

I thank you for coming watch me and my friend talk about it, but in a couple years I want to come back watch you guys stand up here and talk to your friends about shit. Do it man. All right So I found that to be disingenuous and very blowhardy I think it's the wrong message just out into people Well, you could look at it this way like he's encouraging more shows for us to do That's a good point every jackass gets out and just has a talk with their buddy about Leonardo. That's a lot of bad shows. But there's already enough of those shows.

The whole idea that, hey, why doesn't everyone make a shitty podcast? The reason why you don't is because then people won't want to check out new podcasts. They're going to assume that all podcasts suck and they'll mostly be right. That's why there should be a little bit of, I don't know, don't get into it if you have nothing to talk about and no format. You don't know what you're doing. And the fact that Kevin Smith is sitting there going, hey man, it's cool that you guys come out and see me, but in a couple of years, I want to come out and see you talk it. Bullshit! Kevin Smith, you're a fucking celebrity. The only way people know about your podcasts is because you made movies, you know, two decades ago that were entertaining.

And now you're telling everyone that they're gonna make podcasts and you're gonna go in the audience and see it. No, you're not. You're a fucking liar. And it's really just pandering to his audience. Like, you guys are just as interesting and just as cool as me.

Like, I fucking hate that whole demeanor. It's, I don't know. At a certain point, do you just look around and just be like, this guy is just bullshit, I guess, right? He's just, yeah, just pandering. Yeah, that seemed a little heavy-handed there at the end. I mean, I understand, you know, he's trying to, you know, encourage people, because they're legitimately could be very funny fucking people out there who could start a show and be very entertaining. Obviously people have done it. I mean there's tons of podcasts that I listen to that I don't know who all these

people are but I find it entertaining and stuff and so I mean I understand that part of it but you know you have to encourage everybody and hope that you know the good ones survive and the shitty ones fall off. And that's kind of how it is. It's the same thing with... You don't have to encourage everybody. What are you talking about?

Well, I don't know what you think it out there be like, you could do it, Timmy. You got to try. Be the best you could be. Like, fucking, as are your parents or four. That's not Kevin Smith's fucking job. Well, I think it's the same kind of deal with like stand up. Like when people get in to stand up and they start doing that, everybody is supportive.

You know, I mean, you want to be supportive of the new people coming through. And then there's people who don't have a voice or aren't necessarily good at it, I guess you could say, and you know, you don't want to discourage them from trying, because obviously practice is what makes perfect, obviously, but some people just don't have it. They don't get the concept of it, or they might be better at writing, or or different things, and I don't know It's like if you still got to like have some encouragement for those people because you never really know what can develop out of that stuff I mean if somebody never you know

I and I have to say any people who hate this show are gonna listen to be like this fucking guys done comedy But back what I did it briefly You know if I didn't have people that were like, hey man, you got to stop thinking, I like that you think everyone is listening to our show Aitsas. Look at the back, you're like, I'm really I say people are gonna be like,

fuck this guy. I have problems, I've been in therapy a long time. Everybody hates me, so. Dude, just assume that everyone listening is not working on to wear and actually likes you, all right? Okay, it will make a whole lot of use here. But I guess my point was like, you know, if you don't, you got to encourage everybody. And eventually the people who aren't good at it or don't have a knack for it are going

to fall to the wayside. And you'll be left with like, you know, the wheat from the chaff whole thing, you know, like everything's going to work out the way it's supposed to. And I feel like that's kind of the same with the podcast thing. If you put in the effort to do 50 podcast, 50 shows, and it's just not clicking, and you don't have an audience and shit, maybe that's not what you should be doing, you know, maybe you're not, maybe that's not the venue for you, you know. When did this show turn into my inner voice? What just happened?

No, I'm just trying to not be as critical because that's me. No, my problem, Kevin, is this. And I don't want to belabor this. We already got out about a two-long. The thing is that not that you shouldn't encourage people to try to get better and whether it's stand-up or podcasting or any type of endeavor where you're trying to entertain people. I'm all for it. I think Kevin is a brilliant stand up comedian and I've seen a lot of his friends do a great job too and I would encourage them to continue trying it. But I never go up to somebody and say, you've never tried stand up before, get the fuck

up on stage and try it. Like, that should come from yourself, not from the person who's saying, hey man, you need to do this too. Like, just let people do it if they want to, if they have a knack for it and they're good at it, good things will happen. That's great. But this whole idea that every single person should be a broadcaster is mathematically not going to work. Not everyone can have their own fucking show because if that were the case there wouldn't be an audience for listening to shows. Anyway, I just found that to be annoying.

Kevin Smith is a little bit fucking blow-hardy and you know it's he he had a good good thing with clerks. It's been a little bit downhill ever since that The first movie you did First we did great great movie Parts of dogma very good very good. Yeah, I like 20 minutes chasing Amy not bad Anything with a Star Wars reference that he's done pretty good All right, well, this was been fun Kevin you and I we got, we got a little bonus in there, an extra podcast to talk about. We've never done that before. So Kevin is now a fan of this show.

There's been a few shows that I've liked that Kevin hasn't, but I think it's might be the first one that I thought was total garbage that Kevin's actually fucking subscribed to now, so that's fun. Yep, yep. But I will tell our listeners, the ones who actually do like us, that we're going to do this again next week. We're going to listen to another podcast.

And this time around, we got a suggestion from a listener. And here's a quick teaser to give you an idea of what we're listening to and reviewing for our next week's show. I want to talk about what I'm using today first because it's so similar to yours. I'm actually using a Sailor Pro Gear Slims and it's one of the four seasons editions. This one is called Haruzora Spring Sky. It's blue with gold trim and black in caps. It's really pretty looking. I like the look of this pen. It's obviously smaller than the ProGear you're using.

And one of the things that I like about your ProGear, because I have the exact same one, and about this ProGear, that never gets talked about. They have really excellent clips on their pens. Do you ever think about that? I think about clips on pens a lot. That's just one of my things. I have a clip pens pens. Oh, God. This show is called The Pen Addict. It is episode 212. Captain Orange Beard is the name. These are two people, there's co-hosts

who have an addiction for pens. Kevin, pens. They're addicted to writing utensils. So that's right word. Yeah, writing instruments. I mean, I'm curious is it like do they do they draw with them or like, is there like an artistic thing that's going to happen with this panor as it just I am writing thank you. I can't wait to find out. Yeah, I'm intrigued. This is fucking crazy. 212 episodes. And they're still going, talking about their addiction to pens. 212 episodes?

Holy shit. This is exactly what I'm talking about when Kevin about when Simon Bob gets up there and says, hey everyone, whatever you're into, make a podcast about it. I write that in there, you should've gone, unless you're into pens. If your fucking thing is pens, don't bomb either. That is the most boring topic possible.

Wow, I can't. If it was just about the iPad stylus, I'd be like, okay, I don't listen to this. What do you guys do with the stylus? No, this is just about fucking pens. Let's do an episode about pocket protectors like an old show about the different styles of pocket protectors you can get. We were 10 like we're doing a podcast out of the 80s. Yeah, yeah Hey, did you check out did you see the Terminator the Terminator just came out Well, I can't see that I'm not old enough. Yeah, that's rated art. I'm gonna go to science class though To earth science and maybe do some revenge porn. I don't know where the board is But we're gonna do that and then we'll talk about the pocket protectors a little bit more

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