Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep250 - Woketown

Episode Date: March 21, 2021

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Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called Woke Town Podcast. We have all listened separately. We have not discussed it. We did it beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by husband and wife, Matt and Jessica Long.

And they are two devout Christian to believe that the earth is flat and that everything is a conspiracy and a lie and the sheep will not wake up and see the truth. And I think we all had a good time listening to this show. It was quite a ride. It was quite a ride. It's so grateful to have listened to this. And explained so much.

So much joy in your eyes right now. And also it did everyone a favor by killing the term woke. Yes, it's fucking meaningless now. Oh, I love it. I love that they're the woke ones now. It's a lot of fun. Now, there's three whole 15 minute long episodes. And I didn't realize that when I just said,

hey, we should do the show. And then I realized that but you guys discovered Now there's a whole YouTube channel Woke.town if you go there you'll get to the YouTube channel and there's tons of other podcasts They've done in the past that you might be able to find or might not be able to find online So I think all of us listen to these newer episodes But then we look through the back catalog to see what else is going on and Crozier what do you got buddy?'s sums up this guy's art?

Yeah, I just want to give you the summary where they explain the concept of woke town because it's fascinating. It's number one. Okay. If you get this is the first time you listen to the podcast, we just roll straight through Jessica Faith Long on Facebook's feed and go over her posts the day. It's not like a Facebook feed, it's literally a Facebook feed. Yes, they read through the Facebook feed and they even read people's reactions. Yeah, my mom actually did the laughing face on this post. I mean, her mom's even liking her post, so it must be a pretty

fucking wild Facebook feed. Could it be? It's going on. Any more of a lazy format than this? No, it's literally the laziest format ever. I'm going to just open up my social media channel and read what I see out here. And they love the memes that they see. This is a very long, this is not how memes work. So next one it says, is the meme you created this meme?

I did not. Okay. So it says, I fully support your right to hide in your house and wear that face diaper until you can take an untested vaccine developed by corporations that cannot be sued when you have an adverse reaction. As long as you fully support my right to do none of those things. Great one. It's so great. That's not of me, it's a book report. Great one. Oh, dude, trust me, I got that. Great one.

That's it, I saw right there. Andy, what do you got this sums up the show for you, buddy? We can't not start at the very beginning. Are you in the book? As soon as you find it. It's about 5,000 years ago in the early days. You're in the beginning, you're talking about? In the beginning. In the beginning, as. That's the beginning you're talking about? In the V Genesis.

In the beginning. As Jesus was hiding the dinosaur bones. Yeah, yeah. But you look at you, find it on your phone and it's these two morons with our heads pressed together sharing a fucking brain. Well, so now we're gonna insult them. Oh, so we're gonna.

We're gonna. Yeah. Yeah. Cause she's telling him, you know, it's like they're living in this echo chamber. But the beginning of the show. Oh, good, you know, just like they're living in this echo chamber, but the beginning of the show Oh, glad you know isn't here Isn't it echo chamber Andy?

Like you said it is let's all agree with each other. Okay. This is the intro of the show clip six. All right Folks, this is book down. We're truth. Never sleeps. Okay. So, it's a Canadian podcast about everything being a lie where truth never sleeps introduced by a guy who's probably history's most famous liar. It's just like right out of the gate. Well, I have an example because I pulled that same clip because right after that, they talk about things that they're not even sure if they're true or not, they're just reading shit out of the internet,

which as we all know, usually true, but sometimes not. We also saw something I didn't know if it was true or not. Where was it they were talking about limiting the size of turkeys? Yeah, I don't think that was true. It was, maybe it was a joke, but they were talking about taking all the turkeys over 10 pounds off the shelf to keep people

from being infected. How many too many people? Why would you report on that? And if you're talking about, you're gonna get all the facts from this show. Just truth, that's all we talk about. No, I read this thing and they were gonna eat the Irish people.

And I don't know if it was a joke or not, but goddamn, could you imagine they're gonna eat the Irish? It's a good joke. Yeah, they talk about, you know, what is lie? What is truth? My number two is deals good joke. Yeah, they talk about, you know, what is lie, what is truth? My number two is deals with this. I think overpopulation, just like the shape of the planet is a lie.

Overpopulation of the planet is also another one of those lies. Yeah, so I mean, since the shape of the planet being a globe is a lie, literally everything else that anyone has ever said to you is also a lie, including the thing that people stopped talking about in 1975, which was planet overpopulation. But they hold on, before you move on, because I have the overpopulation,

their explanation of how it's not getting overpopulated and how they can prove it. Yep. You know, everyone could fit into the state of Texas with, you know, thousand feet around them or something like that. I don't, everyone could fit in the world. Yeah, everyone in the world could fit in the small state of Kentucky,

lane side by side. You know, you could fill up the Grand Canyon, everyone in the whole world. All right. Feeling of the grand gandy with body sounds like a mass grave to me. I know that that's the argument you want to make. Yeah. The Germans proved you put 200 people in a 10 by 20 space, but it doesn't mean there isn't overpopulation.

You can fit 200 people in a die bar to see a punk rock band. That doesn't mean 200 people could live in a 10 by 20 space, but it doesn't mean there isn't overpopulate. You can fit 200 people in a die bar to see a punk rock band. There doesn't mean 200 people could live in a die bar. You stack them like firewood. Yeah, I know. I just think that's probably the worst way to explain that overpopulation is the problem. Anyway, you were saying, Kraut. Well, and, you know, to your point, they have biblical proof

that the world needs to be more populated. It's my number three. Okay. Thus say at the Lord that created the heavens, God himself that formed the earth and made it. He has established that he created not in vain. He formed it to be inhabited. So it's meant to have people on it. Yeah. Now, now let's remember since we're discussing the literal word of God. Yeah. Jessica needs to shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down because as her husband's property, she doesn't get a right to say all this shit. Yeah, he needs to.

Also, to use the rule of thumb. Yeah, seriously. Well, I mean, you know, let's, you know, Leviticus you've got, if a woman's on her period, anything she touches for seven days on either side is unclean and you can't touch it.

All right, Doug, from Good Times Great Movies. I don't want to debate the Bible with you. But you can be Satan with kids number four. When we stop having these precious little ones during pandemics or crises or whatever, what we're saying honestly is literally Satan, you won. Because Satan knows they are the only hope of the of the world. They're they're the only hope. He knows that. So we're not saying Satan, you won. See, this is why I don't have kids because I have Satan both in a parlay and I took him straight up. Yep. So I'm kind of rooting for him at this point. I think my bookie, my clip too, is kind of on the heels of that. Very legitimate concerns.

I do not think those concerns are based in the Bible. I, we kind of mentioned that on another post. Someone just said, like, I'm not having anymore kids. And I just thought, you know, Matt and I could have totally gone along with that, you know, last year when we had Wednesday, you know, COVID wasn't happening, but it was still very, we knew the forced vaccines was coming down the pike.

And I just said, like, more innocence is on the earth, more purity and love and beauty are on the earth. So they're all worried about having kids during COVID. Right, but they did, it seems like she just keeps shitting out kids, wins late to Caprio. They have animals, Capri, they have animals. They have animals.

Yeah, but she's been reading a book that's helping her understand whether or not you should have kids in this trying time. I'm reading a really good book right now and it's called Birth Control in the Bible. And it just lays out an argument for having children. Oh, the Bible wants you to have children. You don't say. It doesn't want to pull out math in.

I had no idea. I thought I read that a bunch of times The book in before we knew what sperm was Yeah, that is perfect exact perfect. That's what's read the three about that I looked up that book. It doesn't exist. No, maybe she got the title wrong. I don't know Or maybe she wrote it. I'm sure it's shadow band That's a possibility though and this is the only other time we'll bring this up in Genesis chapter 38 verses 8 through 10 and look up, because that's a real good one. When Owen and his fucking is dead,

brother's wife, at his father's insistence, his com hits the ground, and God fucking smites a instantly dead. And how does any male... Any male... The tits, how did they end up on the ground? How does any male exist past their teenage years in this planet if your cum can't hit the ground

That was shalt not miss the tit. Yeah, well speaking of what you were talking about with property and that type of thing at one point Jessica tries to make a point But doesn't know what she's talking about and Matt puts her at her place. I thought this was fun Alter your actual DNA through an RNA Like I'm gonna probably butcher the actual science. If you go to the post on Jessica Faith Long's page on Facebook, that we just- Genetically, I found it.

Genetically modified RNA that could alter our genome. Genome. Genome. Genome. She's a stay at home. She's a stay at home. Yeah. Yeah, we get it. Wow. I thought these people are awoken a very different way than I've used to.

Yeah, this W just stays home with the kids. She doesn't know what a G-DOM is. Let's say I go easy on her. No, not knowing common knowledge, shit, stupid girls. They have a real problem with words on this show. My number 14, they were against 5G, honestly, because it turns you into cancer. But here's I'm talking about the Hawaii 5G network. China's Hawaii's 5G program.

Hawaii is a Chinese company that the United States has banned. The Chinese 5G Hawaii network. The H to Huawei is virtually silent in Chinese, so do not say Huawei, but rather Huawei. Huawei. It's literally the biggest company in the world. If you're going to talk about how evil it is, maybe look up on you. You know what, I've heard of it and I had no idea what the fuck they were talking about because they kept saying Hawaii Yeah, what does that sound weird if you're like you know the Chinese Hawaii did they take over something I didn't know about I

Do about why I didn't know about why yeah, this is bad news and how did I pick up on Hawaii 5G and turn into Hawaii 5.0 Fuck me. Yeah lost opportunity. God damn it. They also have a lot of Canadians, which I really enjoyed. My number 16 has to go. I said her name and I said, this is not about breathing. This is about the ethic. This is about morality. This is what the principle of mass squaring and I am not wearing a mask into my supposedly holistic midwives office for my 10 minute appointment.

The buzz is about taking on citizens. It's about not censoring our hot. It's about- it's about- what's so goddamn funny? Nothing, nothing. Could you tell us again what your argument is all about? This is not about diplomacy. This is about dignity. This is about respect. This is about realising the human- You guys are dead! I just want to say to our Canadian listeners that that was Croge. Send your emails to Croge at watp.org.

He'll get them. Well obviously they're completely out of touch with reality. But they're also just completely out of touch up in Canada. They live in I think it's Grand Prairie, Alberta, which is way north of Edmonton. Okay. It is fucking out there. Well, yeah, and this city, the way that we live in, only has about 209,000 people living in it.

In the city proper. Yeah. They're living way up north in a city that only has 65,000 people in it. Sure. And then they're going to a church that only agrees with everything they agree with. That's their world is so small. I mean, they had the internet. They don't believe anything that they don't see with their own two eyes or that isn't in the Bible. Well, sure.

So they don't think COVID exists. Let's hear clips on it. Oh, yeah. You know, when you're not wearing a mask, you're gonna put us at risk. You obviously have never had a loved one with COVID. You're gonna you just want your your loved one to die. I just I can't stand that logic. It's actually not logic at all. Right. When it's getting painful. It's getting pretty painful. When first of all, I don't know a single person who's died of COVID. I don't think hardly any of us have died. It's a now you are so dumb.

You are really dumb for real. So if you don't fucking see it, so I guess Australia doesn't, I've never seen a kangaroo or a colila bear or a Ben no Australia, it doesn't fucking exist. Yeah, I've never been anyone from Alaska. Yeah, it doesn't exist I've never been to Grand Prairie. That doesn't exist either. Yeah, so Did you know that she actually can't get COVID?

You will not have to worry about me getting COVID because Overminded but he would I be getting tested for that and if you don't get tested for COVID you don't have it Maybe we should stop saying COVID. I wonder if that's what's true. It's all right, I'm hashtagging COVID. Okay. Does that work for cancer or heart disease? Or pregnancy. Do I just not get tested? No, that doesn't happen to me.

Cause I'm okay with that. I'm not a big fan of going to doctor. It's a good test for sure. We know. No. Okay, so also her whole family is trying to convince her that she's wrong and she won't listen to anything, you know, COVID.

If, let's just hear Clippy, because it kind of explains her way of thinking. But I was also talking to my mom tonight and their way around that logic is, well, if I wear a mask, I'm protecting myself But if you're not wearing one you're still spreading COVID onto items that I may touch later on and so Everyone has to wear the mask where everyone has to get the vaccine It's not just if you're scared you get the vaccine. They just they twist They twist it to work in their favor again. They have a twisted satanic answer for any logic.

This is stupid! So, if it's something you don't agree with, it's satanic, masks are satanic. Vexes are satant, Fuzball is the devil. It's like, what the fuck? Now, also, this idea that they're twisting it. Masks are satanic, vexies are satant, fuzball is the devil. It's like, what the fuck? I know. Also, this idea that they're twisting it. Like, one of the reasons why I want you to wear a mask is because you could actually spit on something.

Yeah. I would touch it and touch my mouth and then I would have what my survivors are trying to do. You might not know you have it. They were in your mouth and she goes, you're just twisting this logical thing. And begging it, say, that's like, well, I mean, I see the point.

I see their point. Right. I wonder their point. Right. I wonder why you believe is that you have it. Maybe you do and you don't know it. It's not that complicated. No. It's the devil. Well, the devil is lined up to trick you out of believing in God.

I mean, obviously. My number 11 is a tiny little piece of a speech he gave at like truth, Alberta or something. The devil? Yeah, the devil was given a speech. He went down to Georgia and uh... Give me a TED Talk. No, this is, uh, what's his nuts from the podcast, but anyway,

that's his lecture against scientism. Oh, good scientism? Yes. I've never heard of scientism. Well, you're about to find out. Oh, good. So if I can personally get to know God through the study and appreciation of his creation, of course there is going to be an

evil agenda to suppress and dilute that. And how do you dilute something? Well, you poured in something bigger, like infinite space, and you teach people that they are merely statistical probabilities of an ever expanding potentially infinite universe. And you do that by creating a religion of science and that Robbie is going to talk about Um, whose sole purpose is to remove God from every process of life. Now what I hear when I hear that is someone who literally cannot process that they are not the center of the universe. Correct. Oh my God, I'm just a random speck of dust and I look up at the stars and the universe

is enormous and I'm just this tiny little piece. Nope. Can't happen. I am the fucking center. I was created. God wants me to have kids and fuck all the fucking time and fuck you for telling me the earth is round. You scientist, pussies. Well, rather than have the onus on them

to make their life meaningful, their life is meaningful from the get-go. Exactly. Which, I understand why I'm getting in your life. I do too. I think it's a very important thing and I also think that we're probably just a spec on a tiny planet in the middle of infinite universes. Of course. So, across parallel universes too. I mean, they fuck it. It's everything's infinite. But I can still find meaning in my life and be happy.

I like these people who have God. They're like, well, if you don't believe in God, you're just gonna murder everybody and kill yourself. Well, no Yeah, that's not the alternative and that's not how it works Millions of people haven't done that right. I've already killed all the people I want to the number zero I'm already done. I'm killing. I'm done raping. I'm done stealing shit It's that's way in my past. I never even was in that my president. No fake God. Let's get into some of their crazy Conspiracies, yes, please if you guys don't mind. Yeah, thank God. Let's get into some of their crazy conspiracies, NACE. Yes, please. If you guys don't mind.

Yeah. This one, and I've listened to enough Alex Jones, and I've know enough about 9-11 was an inside job that I thought I'd heard every single theory. I did not realize the big pharma was behind 9-11. Really? How do people know to understand what was Jason saying today that since 9-11 pharmaceutical medical

drug? Since 9-11 pharmaceutical companies, so the first five years after 9-11 pharmaceutical companies made an additional 20% profit every year for five years after that, like five years after 9-11 they have made 100% more profit than they had five years earlier. And that being because they think that the stress that they caused on the population just stress makes your body sick, it makes it compromise. And yeah, you want to talk about some of that. You turn to medications.

I'm not reading into this. They're making a correlation between big pharma at 9-11. And it's causation. Correlation equals causation. We're gonna do that now There are some topics though that are too polarizing. I don't want to get a rapture debate because it's probably one of the most polarizing things But rapture is too polarizing what they talk about 9-11

You can say job like no problem. Yeah, COVID's fake. That was inside jobs a rapture Yeah, COVID spec, none of those inside jobs are rapture. Hey, you got me the way I'm at, I don't know. I know, and did anybody here, any of the ads for the convention that he was, it might have been from the old one that I got into, that he, they were throwing a convention get together, speaking event called question everything. And they run down like all the things that they're gonna talk about, you know,

9-11 and flat earth. And you can question everything, you know, don't trust anybody. Right. Unless it's contained within the Bible. Can you question the contents of the Bible? Oh, no, don't question that. It's odd, right? It's pretty good.

Well, it seems a little odd. Because another thing that I listened to, that we were talking about it before we started, I could not pull clips of it because these morons can't figure out a way to make it downloadable. But he would have- That's Andy's bringing that on though. Just because he upwarded the soundcloud these motherfuckers could have stuck out of his way to make fun of it. But anything, he's talking to two high school kids that are just asking him the basic questions of it, but anything he's talking to two high school kids that are just asking him the basic questions of like, well, how do you how do you explain that the world's flat? Well, what

about black holes? And his answer to every what about the theory of relativity? And whenever he doesn't have an answer, he's just like, it doesn't exist probably. Yeah. Oh, I have a perfect example of that. So I went to their YouTube channel and the first video that he wants you to watch YouTube channel and the first video that he wants you to watch is this 15 minute long video that really explains what they believe is flat earthers. So I pulled a bunch of clips from this and whenever they can explain something like you said, they just say it's fake.

And what about gravity? Well, to put it plainly, we don't believe in gravity. We believe things govern themselves based on density, buoyancy in the electromagnetic force. All three things that are measurable and provable. Gravity, even though is sold as a law, is actually just a theory, and it's truly only needed to stick things to a ball,

or have that ball revolve around another ball. What a fun way to live your life. Yeah, just an eye-thx that our universal trance. Well, it's gonna be fun. It's all around you every day. How would they explain GPS? Yeah. GPS depends on not only around earth,

but satellites, gravity, it depends on relativity to even calculate the time difference. It's all that shit is in there and you can use it from your fucking phone anywhere in the planet and it'll tell you exactly where you are. How would they explain any of that? It's all fake. It's all fake. It's all fake.

It's just it's buoyancy, dude. Your phone is buoyant. Well, when you get to the point where you don't think that stars exist, you've pretty much got to that where you're like, okay, then why are we having a conversation? The sun, moon, and stars are simply lights in the sky. They are smaller, closer, located inside the earth's system. They're not objects floating through space that are similar to the Earth.

They are part of the Earth, so no comparing us to them. What's the point of them then? Why are there lights in this sky? Is this another dinosaur bone thing? Is this a fool? I'm no biblical scholar, as we've covered. The first part of Genesis has got puts the stars in the sky. So his whole thing is the, the Bible's fake.

Okay, all right. Sorry, I just, I just, I just, I give up. I gotta play this clip because he talked about this. Now I did a bonus episode with Dick Masterson reviewing the Flat Earth podcast recently, which is why we're doing this show. This Matt Long character is like fascinated by it. I wanted to talk more about it.

Yeah, he's interesting doing it. And on that show, he talked about Kansas, which is very well known as a flat state. He also put it in this video, this 15 minute log video that proves that the earth is flat. 20 miles high is roughly the size of the bulge that should be in the state of Kansas due to it being 413 miles wide.

Here's what 20 miles up looks like. That would be a large bulge for something that is supposed to be flatter than a pancake. Flat refers to topography in this case. This is what's so funny though, I say it, it's flat, see? Told ya, also, and I explained this with dick,

but that was a bonus, shall I explain it again. He says, because of the curvature of the earth, he thinks it actually goes up 20 miles. However, the way curvatures work is the better where you are. Everything goes down in every direction. It goes down. It doesn't go up. He's like, how did airplane even fly over Kansas?

It goes up 20 miles. Airplane's only go up five miles. What? There's no mountains here. Checkmate wins. Yeah. That's like, it's the dumbest shit. And then it gets, and then when he talks about black holes,

this is, I think, the peak dumbness, and I can't believe that this is included. Now of course, it's really easy to point out stupidity apart. I get it. And maybe they make some points that you're like, you scraped your head a little bit, like, yeah, why is that?

But this, like, why do you leave things like this in because it just shows how stupid you are? Please use your brains the next time you see NASA come up with a big discovery. Look how it's always accompanied with an artist rendering or an image instead of a picture. Just like this image of a black hole that they supposedly stitched together from multiple forms of data that just happens to look a lot like the cover of the SoundGarden album, Black Hole Sun. That's terrific. That's terrific.

That's terrific. And in the video, he shows that NASA image that they put out. Yeah. And then they show the Black Hole Sun cover. They're like, wait, you didn't get it. You got it. You fucking idiot. Well, Black Hole Sun was before the Black Hole.

But either way, that's the dumbest argument I've ever heard is trying to prove it through Soundgarden. And there's no lack of explanation as to how they came up with that image. Like, you can't take a picture of a black hole, that's the whole fucking point. There's no light. They combine these things to create visual elements. There's endless articles and videos explaining this, but that would require actually, you know, learning something. And all these conspiracy morons always run to learning something. And all these conspiracy morons always run to movies that they've seen to justify their crack-packed theories. Yeah. Oh, it's on the Matrix. That's probably real. It's just like Sonic Green, Andy.

Wow, the Matrix is real. So I was listening to OP today and he's got a question for these guys. See, because like the Earth is flat, right? So my theory is really simple. If the Earth is flat, then the sun has to go down the exact same time for everybody. Eh? What do the, what do the flat Earth or say about that one? I know enough. So let's see, all right, I'm doing it with my hand.

Yeah, the Earth is flat, then the sun goes over the edge, and then it gets, it's dark immediately for everybody, right? And of course. OP is cracked it. That's it, Flannery, this over. OP figured out the argument. You got schooled by OP.

Well, you should be ashamed of yourself if you believe in time zones, sheeple. So one of their huge fucking things is you got to have kids, you got to have kids, you got to have kids and you got to brainwash the motherfucking shit out of those kids. How do you do that? My number six. You should teach your children how to speak, how to talk, how to defend their faith. These are 10 different ways you can do that. One, have speech nights, two, get them to recite poems. Like it's a very, it's sort of like a parenting book devotional all into one.

It's awesome. Yeah, it's really great. Oh, speech night. Speech night. You have around kids. We're going to have speech night in case anyone questions your faith. Hate when they talk about their devotionals. And you tell those rounder, there's bad, bad, bad, bad, bad,-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b because they mention it at one point, because they have four kids under five.

And I think a fifth kid, I don't know exactly, but they were talking about this. They're popping them out as quickly as they possibly can. And so they mention, sorry, they're making some noise, they're supposed to be in bed right now. I think there's a lot of discipline going out of this house. No. There's the sense that I'm getting.

I think these kids, as long as they do their speeches. And you're wearing a mask. Then you're, oh, that would be a problem. Yeah. And meanwhile, the Bible's pretty clear about that. You need to beat the living shit out of your cat. Every chance you get. You can't all know that.

Yeah. Nox some sense into these fucking rugga rats. And like, man, I found myself imagining my life with these people. Like, these are my parents. They're taking me to the store. We got to get groceries or whatever. Like, here's my number nine.

It's like a little piece of them Going to Costco to cancel their membership because they're fucking face-diver policy They just so the guy was trying to cancel our cards He was trying to take pictures of them and he was like just okay We got to like we can't be doing this in here We got to like go outside and do this and he kept like walking towards the door and trying to take pictures of our cards And you can't be in here. You can't be in here. It's just trying to protect our customers to try to protect everyone Oh, I hurts hurts the head nice looking guy

Yeah And this poor nice looking guy that she's got the hots for like here's some minimum wage dude He's he didn't come up with the fucking mask policy he's getting told from he's trying to keep his job it's a goddamn pandemic you know what I mean you're lucky to have worked going through this for in a lot of places here's just some dude who's trying to pay his fucking bills and he's got these people coming in and fucking fuck you with your mask and I'm not leaving and I'm your kids with my membership you know what I mean and they got the five fucking kids in tow and, oh man. And they're even sick of each other and I'm convinced of this. My

number five is them introducing one of the shows. Babe, how you doing? Good. Hello, everyone. Yeah. It's like I haven't seen you all day. All day, every day. Well, I'll stop calling you there. Yeah. The ones from like 2019, this is, these are from last year, but the couple that I listened to prior to this, she is a different person. She's so much more enthusiastic and upbeat and you could just hear it in her voice in these. She's just so beaten.

Well, can I point something out? Social media is bad for you. Oh, this is, this is, no, this is a, this is a provable thing. And the promise of their show is we're gonna read our social media. Yeah. So, they're already pissed off that there's all this tyranny in the world and that they wear masks and there's a fake disease that is bringing all this tyranny. And then they're also gonna read social media.

I'm like, if you're trying to cheer yourself up, you're going about it all the wrong way. Oh, yeah. Well, you might wonder how you can fight against the satanic masks that they're trying to curse everybody to appear. Yeah, let's hear my clip one, Carl. Yeah, so I'm going to comment it on my Facebook post and she was saying that she lives in the UK and they have really strict lockdown measures there.

She didn't care. She went and rented a bouncy castle house and then invited kids from the neighborhood and she had a helicopter and like, swap team show up, but she was like. The best was her comment, what did she say? Like it was like two, I can't remember exactly. And she was like, oh well, the kids had fun.

Yes, something like that, like, oh well. I just thought, wow, that is so epic. like that's brave. Yeah, that's amazing. I just love it brave women like that Men could take a a lesson from her All you Navy seals out there take note. Yeah, you know take a lesson from this lady Get a bounty house. Yeah, so is it possible that this person's exaggerating about a helicopter and a squat team? And listen, squat is, and I understand. And I agree that this is ridiculous.

Kids should be able to fucking bounce around in the bounce house. I'm totally out in the same page as this person. It's fucking crazy. But this idea that's persecuted so much that helicopters are flying over like, they're had to be fucking ill all of a sudden. Yeah. Alright, now there's a lot of things to worry about. One of those things apparently is you having the choice to drive through a pharmacy and if you feel

like you want to get a vaccine, then you're able to do that. That is maybe the most terrifying thing that Jess has ever heard of, which is a click five. Liz walkin' post about, wow, what's the city? We were there, Shree, Trouport. Shree, Trouport, yeah. Shree, Trouport, Louisiana. Shree, Trouport, Louisiana. Yeah, and how they started this like pilot program where you dry, it's like a drive-in

flu shot in the parking lot of a few stores. and so you just drive up, you roll down your window, you roll up your sleeve and a nurse greets you with a mask and gloves and a needle, jabs you and you drive off and I can't actually think of anything scarier. I could think of 100 things right now. A bobcat loosened your house. Yeah. 14-year-old Somali pirates. How about a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, you don't want to. You're not understanding this. The way that they are understanding this. This is her explaining that medicine is poison. I think

that's why she's so afraid of this. If you wanted to hurt yourself, would you go to your fridge and get 10 cabbages out, or would you go to your medicine cabinet and pop a handful of pills? The medicine is poison. Right. Why didn't you understand that? If you wanted to hurt yourself, would you eat 10 cabbages? Nope.

Yeah, no. Or would you eat medicine? I want to hurt myself. I'm not sure what she's talking about. So she clarifies her possession. Because that sounded a little crazy for her, right? I'm not saying that there isn't a time where maybe some antibiotics or penicillin hasn't happened.

Emergency surgery. Maybe. I'm not going to completely bash all that, but on a large portion like vaccines or preventative medications from a pharmacy, it's just madness. What is she saying, Robin? Yeah, I mean, what? Would you, would you rather take three Advil or eat 10 cabbages?

I mean, are you talking about the correlation there? Why'd you rather eat, why'd you say I'd take the Advil? I don't know. Yeah, can I at least make a call-slot? Like, what are we talking about? Well, Western medicine is simultaneously the greatest thing I've ever, but you know, if you know anybody with diabetes

or bad medicine or whatever, you don't need fucking medicine. What's the key to the law? Unless it's something they don't understand, in which case it's the devil's handy work and it's the worst thing that's ever happened. I don't know anyone that has asthma, it doesn't exist.

Exactly. I do, I do love it when we get into this thing, and I'm the most guilty of it, where we start explaining very obvious things that we all know to each other. By the way, medicine does cure things. Did you know that? By the way, call gravity jets.

Nobody keeps 10 cabbages in their fridge. Yeah. Well, because we're listening to more on TV now. I know, I understand this. I know. It is tough. So, a couple things, again, I want to go back to that flat Earth video. Because I've studied flat Earth for a while now, and this was something that I'd never

even heard before. This was interesting. If the sun barely looks bigger than the other stars from Saturn, why is it able to completely light it up so that we can see it from Earth? And if something merely the size of the other stars can do that, why is the backside of Saturn not lit up by the billions of stars on the other side? And why are there dark sides to any objects in the solar system? That's a great point!

The whole universe should be bright as shit! There's all these fucking stars! This guy's making a lot of good points I'll miss out on it. It's almost like light is subject to physical loss. Wait a second. I love that he goes through all of these things. Yeah. It wants to get you skeptical of what you've learned to your entire life. And then says this, which really says it all. I really fucks up his whole point. And just so you know, the globe side has complex answers to all these. But it's time you start evaluating evidence for yourself,

instead of simply accepting someone else's opinion of it. We all have the same evidence. It's your worldview and your perception of the source that determines your interpretation of that evidence. No, I agree with what you just said. You believe what you want to believe. Sure. I think that's very true. That's what he's saying. He's like, look at there are probably good explanations for everything that we're saying, but we believe what we want to believe.

I personally believe that our government and media is run by the deep state and intelligence agencies run this shit. So every time it's a story on CNN, I don't think the journals are trying to inform the public. I think they're trying to get an agenda across. And I see everything through that prison. So yes, I agree. We all see things the way that we want to see the base of what our belief system is. So why are you trying to prove to me the earth is flat? Believe what you want to believe.

Give the shit. What I can't stand about these motherfuckers is that they discount all of the time and money and blood, sweat, and tears that other people have put into researching shit. And they just, they were just, I don't believe it. I mean, if you're not going to be the person to take the time and spend the millions and billions of dollars to explore outer space and try and make sense of it, at least have the fucking common courtesy to not just brush aside the people that did,

like a fucking military professional that trained himself to be launched into fucking outer space for the good of mankind, and you're gonna be like, ah, that number happened. Here are motherfuckers. Dixit at Basin, he blames Neil deGrasse Tyson, the flat earthers, because the way he presents information is as if it's a debate, you know, we believe through our scientific studies that this is what dark matter is like, see? Then you fucking know a dark matter. It's like Jesus Christ. You'll just shut your mouth. Come on You're only fueling the fire over here

But I want you to know that these guys are not associated with the flat earth society. Nor do we have anything to do with the flatter society. I've attended and spoken at conferences all over the US and Canada and met thousands of flat earthers and not once, never have I met someone associated with the flatter society. That is an organization of half-truths and idiotic science, okay? I love when these people are like,

those crazy people over there, we're not those crazy people. We have our own thing that's going on. And I think what he's saying right there is that there is a government siaop because flat earth is real. So then they have to plant people who are saying flat earth is real, but they're actually idiots.

Well, that's probably true, but also, also what he's saying is that there are people out there that believe in a flat earth that are not, that they conveniently leave this out a lot because everybody will be like, oh, now I understand why you're a shithead. There are Bible believers. If it's not in the Bible, it doesn't exist.

And the Bible posits that the world is flat. Sure. So that's in the Bible. So that's what's real. And if you're not a Bible believer, flatter, than we're not associated with you. I think those are the two factions. I think you're right about that. There are flatterers who aren't like Jesus Freaks. There is a flatter society that goes back decades, I think, to the 1950s or 60s. And the reason that they might hate them is because it's a joke to them.

Like the actual flatter society, they don't fucking believe the world is flat, but they could win any argument with anyone because they're an expert in rhetorical tools. And the reason they do it is to prove that you can use logical fallacies to win any fucking argument. Even if your argument is as ridiculous as the world is flat. But if you, like I said, if you use all these conversational tricks and all these fucking philosophical tools, you can win the fucking argument. So in other words, they had to find the most ridiculous thing to argue to prove that you could argue anything Precisely. Yes, and again, the latter was the most ridiculous thing They can find and they can win any debate with it and they're the whole reason they do it is to prove that it's fucking ridiculous Yes, that's any problem. Yeah, that's why these guys. That's the any prop over

I like that she, she's talking about having their big family. She loses confidence in this one. I think there's nothing more powerful than a big family that loves Jesus and can see the lives of the society and stuff. Whatever you add to something with this stuff. It's so frailing off. Yeah. You know what what I believe I believe that there's a television Agency that are controlling our media stuff But then they want us to think they can you know whatever And all of that kind of thing last thing I want to play and this is just more of that You have all these points that are interesting that might get people to look into it a little bit more

And then you say shit that's so fucking retarded that it makes everything else moot and that perception is so powerful It can make someone who is provably standing still Tell you that they're spinning a thousand miles an hour and someone who is standing right side up Tell you that they're actually upside down This whole thing where they're like yeah, but if the earth's around people in China are upside down right now It's all relative. There is no upside down. There's no up and down,

like, why do you think that? Yeah. Because you're used to being at the Earth, that's your only experience. There's more than the universe anyway. It's the up doing it again. It's hard to listen to this shit. It's hard to be.

I know, it's hard to listen. Here's my last one, my number 17. This is how they close their final episode. Been working on this every, hopefully every weeknight here until the foreseeable future, until the government comes in and tells us we can't do it, right? Oh, okay. But they better bring me out, never mind, I can't say that.

Social, the juice, they better bring it. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Apparently the government showed them down. Yeah, so Carl, you need to end every episode with and I'll be here next week unless the deep state comes to take me out So we can take a week off and it'll be like oh shit. I get deep state finally got Carl yet disappeared There were three total episodes of this and they keep calling their shot about how there's gonna be a ton of episodes this is podcast number one Of the reset version, and we'll be putting out many more from here. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Yeah, I don't know. Maybe they wanted to parent their kids for a minute. In my Clip 10 though, if you want to find more of Jessica Long, then you can do it this way.

Where is a good place for people to find you? I'm on Instagram at Prairie Faith, and I'm on Facebook at Jessica Faith along, and I'm being shadow-band on both those platforms. Oh, you can. I mean, if you can, boy, howdy, but you can't find her. I did find her on Instagram. Her Facebook seems to be down though. I don't know.

Maybe that's what I did to podcast. You can know I'm gonna get her feed. What are we gonna talk about? My feed's gone. I got shadow band, but we have no format anymore. Oh, boy. All right. I mean, this is always fun.

And people are gonna bitch. It's, you know, I can listen to Flatter, if there's talk all day every day. I just enjoy it so much. It was a fascinating ride. Yeah, is there anything else you guys want to play or sum up for? Not with this shit.

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Guys, Syracuse is a big sponsor of the Creep-Obside. I root for the orange. All right, I got to address this thing that happened with how did this get made? with how did this get made? So how did this get made was talking about oh what was the movie called? It's like it's about like the cat can talk. Oh, yeah, what a talk you can't Yeah, I was right. Yeah, it's fucking hilarious. Yeah, so they're doing a review of that movie. Mm-hmm And and June's out there June's out there and Paul Does some research on the actors in this movie

and finds one of the actors Instagrams. All right, and he says this, this is the audio from that show. That is one of the actors in the movie that you're looking at. That adds up. Wait, that's one of the actors. Yeah, that is the twin sister. I just sent you a picture of the twin sister.

Oh, wow. Really has changed your image and her name since this her name. I thought you meant. Wow. Because I actually thought that of all the actors she had. I thought she had the most the most promise she was. She was great. She was great. So much so that I googled her to find out what she's been doing and she's changed her name and and posting some some some some some racist stuff some racist stuff that specific clip that I just played for you okay that was so deeply offensive this woman heard that and she put that clip on Instagram and wrote not sure whether to kill myself quit acting or just be honored that these people even muttered my name. You guys heard of Paul Sheer Sad, right?

That she's attractive, it has some attractive pictures on Instagram. Okay. Her reaction is maybe I should kill myself. Maybe I should kill myself. That seems well adjusted. So, so Paul Sheer wrote her back. I really apologize

and I'm pulling it from the episode ASAP. I'm really sorry. Making light of something like that makes me sick to my stomach. Please believe me when I say none of us knew the context. As soon as I saw this, I wrote to our team. I'm sorry for the pain this has caused. What is the image? What is the context? That was it. That she was hot. Well, that he found her Instagram. That he found her Instagram. And this specific picture where she is trying to look sexy.

You can see most of her ass. Man, maybe she should kill herself. So because they mentioned that this is what she's doing now, and she was suicidal over it, apologize. Now, apologizing is the worst thing you can ever do because it gives the other person even more power to be a victim and he gets as much attention as possible. So she wrote back to that apology.

As all you stared and laughed at an image with the hashtag me too, you guys are the ones who made me feel sick. Most importantly, Jessica St. Clair, the only woman of the group who not only laughed but actually scoffed at the caption. I look up to you guys, big mouth and the Lee were life changing for me. They say never meet your heroes. I gotta say having a podcast where they rip you apart for literally no reason is probably worse. Making fun of the movie is one thing. I can actually laugh

and joke along with that. Trying to tear me down for posting Racy Photos is another. Fuck the patriarchy. Fuck misogyny. Fuck this. Wow. I'm having a hard time believing she doesn't get much acting work these days. She seems like a real joy to work with if you were gonna Kill yourself you should have killed yourself based on how bad that movie is you're involved mid in it So both she responds back to this. This is on Instagram The picture at where people write multi-paragraph screech on the app for sharing pictures of your lunch I'm sorry. Go ahead. You are absolutely right. I see how using the term racy could be harmful and degraded Oh my god, oh my god. All right. I'm sorry

You're absolutely right. I see how using the term racy could be harmful and degraded especially after paying you a compliment Thank you for your patience and time to engage with me on something I was embarrassingly too naive to see. Oh God! I have taken this to heart and in the future, I'll make sure to be mindful of not only the words I use and the power they wield, but more importantly of respecting the separation of films and actors in them. Oh God! I'm sorry to have made you feel disrespected or to have caused any embarrassment you don't deserve that or to feel that way What's wrong with this dude besides his career is so fragile that he can't even like deal with the fact that he might get canceled

It's how many fucking hands, but he's also a cock well. Yeah, it's it's his career's not that great He could get canceled it in a second. He just said thank you for calling me an asshole. Correct. Okay, holy shit. And he's actually funnier than anything he's ever done. Here's the rest of it. Besides taking out those few seconds, let me know if there's anything else

you would like me to edit from the episode. Oh my god. Oh, fuck. I know what anything to exist in this episode that makes you feel uncomfortable. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Take the whole episode down.

Way! Fucking loser. Way to give in. If that weren't enough, you know they do the mini episodes in between episodes? Oh, no. This is the longer clip. This is the beginning of the apology.

The Paul then had to put out. No, he pulled that clip out of the episode immediately. But he still feels the need. Even though he apologized all over social media. Apologized to some fucking nobody. Apologize to a nobody who is trying to look sexy at her Instagram. She's dancing around, she's half naked, she's hot. It's great, good for her.

Yeah, I'm a fan now. Yeah, but you can say that. Using the word racy is like rape, Carl. That's all they're treating again. This is insane. I don't even know, I understand why you think they're hurt this flat. Like they're treating it. This is insane. I don't even understand why you think there aren't this flat. Like, in Jesus' gun, say.

Even an antiquated word that nobody uses. I know. You see, with the Jimmy Hendrix song, Foxy Lady, worse than the Holocaust. Yeah, I'm just saying that right now. Nice games, bro. Yeah. What?

Good thing Jimmy Hendrix is dead. He's pants, old. Exactly. All right, so here is his heartfelt apology. What? Good thing Jimmy Hendrix is dead or a deep pencil. Exactly. Alright, so here is his heartfelt apology. I want to talk about something that happened last week on the show. Oh God, please cry. It's probably something that many of you don't even know happened because we were able to edit it and change the show before 95% of you even heard it.

But in talking about the film, I'm talking Cat, we referenced and joked about the Instagram pages of an actor and an actress in the film. I used a term, Raycee, and very sexy to describe the images that we saw on their pages. No, when the podcast was released, it was brought to my attention that the context of a photo that we spoke about on Janice Feld, does his page, made our comments incredibly thoughtless and insensitive. And while our action was careless, this was not our intention at all, which is

why I immediately reached out to her to apologize and make amends. Now initially, my goal there was just, I got to fix this. But I stayed in that moment and I listened to Janice and other people who were discussing it. And it gave me a chance to see firsthand how my cavalier attitude of describing these two working actors in words that only objectified them could be viewed as shaming or a misogynistic sexist. And even degrading or minimizing of their careers.

And I was completely mortified and embarrassed that I did that as an actor, as a human being. I didn't give a second thought to just offering up these photos for discussion. You should have a music video. You know, the photos in the photos. I didn't look at the power that I hold here sitting behind this microphone and I realized in that moment that in a way I reinforced the attitudes of this patriarchal and sexist society

especially one that exists here in the entertainment business and that's just something I don't want to do or be associated with. This sums up why this show is not funny anymore. Yeah, yeah, you're just witnessed the death of comedy on the get made. Correct. So get a lot of comedy. By this logic, any married man who's used the term or the words, you look beautiful tonight honey. It's a fucking monster. Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, and cancel a worst in Cuomo. is a fucking monster. Eric, part of the problem. Eric clapped at cancel of Worston Cuomo.

Fuck him, get him out of here. Well, as Gary Gary said in the chat, she's objectifying herself. That's why you take videos of yourself and sexy outfits dancing around and put it on the internet. Yeah. Because you're hot and you want people to...

Ugly. Right, right? I mean, what are we trying to accomplish? Right, and if this actress got an offer to be on an HBO girl's where that one chick got her ass eaten by a guy and you're getting paid to like sit there and why are you have hard right now? I can't talk because I'm so turned on. She would jump in the chance to get her ass eaten on HBO.

And she's going to fucking act like she's offended because she put these pictures up there and somebody said, oh, that's hot. Janice, answer the question. Would you jump in the tent to get your assy and know you would? So that was two and a half minutes. It doesn't end there, guys. Oh, no.

It's not over yet. Oh, god. And a more apology commenter. In a time where everyone is being accused of virtual signaling, I wanted to take a moment and admit my mistake, not just edit it away, but acknowledge that even with the best intentions sometimes, these unconscious attitudes and these power imbalances just might creep out.

Oh shit. So what he said there, which is amazing, is in this time of virtual signaling, people being accused of virtual signaling, it's not, it's called virtual signaling, which is what you're doing. But he actually does not understand the concept. Yeah.

He called it virtual signaling. I didn't want to just delete the episode and not talk about it. I wanted to explain it. You're virtue signaling, Paul. You didn't do anything wrong. I don't know about how I explain this. You did nothing wrong.

I do the same type of research. What we're doing a podcast is this chick hot? Yes, she got Instagram. I do the same research. It's very important research that we do. Meanwhile, Kramer had a shorter apology than this. Yeah, he dropped like 10 bucks on stage. It was incredibly eye opening to me.

And I really want to thank Janice for exchanging messages with me at a time when she was hurt, but she really pushed me to think in this direction. And it will help me grow and be more intentional with my choices. Also, and most importantly, on behalf of myself, and Jason, and Jessica, and the entire show, I just want to say how sorry we are for any hurt that we caused you Janice Due to our lack of sensitivity It's conversations and interactions like these that I think help us all grow But sometimes we're embarrassed to admit that we might need

Wow, maybe she's the one that needs to grow like grow with thicker skin Don't fucking show your ass on Instagram and think that anybody that thinks it's hot is the bad guy. For using the term Racy, a nine-minute apology over multiple platforms. But what Paul Sheer just said, and this is becoming so prevalent right now,

is he's going to do the work. I'm doing the work now. Yeah. We all have to do the work. We can't host the Bachelor for the entire year. I know longer than my wife is hot. Yeah, it's cool. Is that like Papa John's?

I'm gonna go to therapy for 18 months to drop the R word, racy from my account. Yeah. Right. So I don't normally do this. Now that we've heard all of this, I'm gonna replay the clip that forced all of this to happen.

Yeah. That is one of the actors in the movie that you're looking at. That heads up. Yeah. That is one of the actors in the movie that you're looking at. That heads up. Wait, that's one of the actors. Yeah. That is the twin sister. I just sent you a picture of the twin sister. Oh, wow. Really has changed your image and her name. I thought you meant. Wow. Because I actually thought that of all the actors she had. I thought she had the most the most uh, promise she was she was great. She was great.

So much so that I googled her to find out what she's been doing. And she's changed her name and uh, and posting some uh, some interesting things. Some interesting stuff. Some racy stuff. So Jason said it actually, but guys, what are we talking about it was all Compliment yeah, yeah, yeah, everything that was the government we

The best person yeah, yeah, she's seen what she had promised and look at her now. She's fucking hot like what the fuck Just happened here that led to I'm gonna commit suicide and now we have to go out of apology to her That woman is a problem that woman to the a problem. And you thought that was the cringe of the week. It is not. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. I got a cringe from Adam Thoreau, who decided to give Dentown a listen.

Oh. And our buddy, Pety Broken Skull, does something here. I think he's Patrick Michael on Dentown. I apologize. I didn't mean to misname him. Yeah, you're part of the Patriarch. And me, you didn't name him. This is great because he's reading a script and he doesn't realize

that there's quotes around something so he reads it as a narrator fixes it but doesn't know how to think. At this that in case I don't make it. At this point in the message, tears of horror made their way down Dave's face. I can hear in the room. Just outside the... I can hear it in the room. That's just... Well done! Oh.

Paddy Seacups. Never, never disappointing. And there should be more Paddy on this this episode because I listened to an entire episode of Are You Hungry, his new podcast, where he asked people, have you ever worked at a fast food restaurant? And how many napkins do you take? Yeah.

These are legit questions he asks. But before we get into any of that, you have a cringe of the week. Yeah, I brought a cringe of the week. These are, this is gonna be the reigning champ of cringe of the week, I'm pretty sure. Wow, come on the week. These are, this is gonna be the reigning champ of cringe of the week. I'm pretty sure. Oh wow, calling a shot.

There's gonna be tons more episodes after this. Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna do this every night. Well, no, because they've been on already so many times. This is a popular show called Behind the Basterds. Now, this is a show where he reads a book report to another person. It's a different person all the time.

One of his favorite co-hosts is a hip-hop artist named Prop. So here's 30 seconds of Prop trying to accomplish, obviously, of him trying to get a thought out. You know, like, like, like, like, like, like, where you're just like, you know, you know, you know what I'm saying? Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, okay, so, yeah, like, like, like, you know, like,

you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? And it's like, like, you know what I'm saying? And then like, like, God And it's like, you know what I'm saying? And then like, God, Doug, you know, you know, like, this, it's just, I don't know. Like, okay, they, you know, the street shit that's like, you know, you know, and it, you know, like, you know what I'm saying? And you know what I'm saying? Like, fuck yeah.

So you find this difficult to listen to, Dea Grouch? Is this a white guy or the whitest black guy? Well, I believe it's a black gentleman and he's a hip hop artist and a poet and one would imagine you need a way with words to have those in your job title, but yeah, right? I don't hear Abba not wild, baby, I do. Never mind, apparently not.

So it's like Simon Rex and Scary Movie 3. It's like not street. So I was listening to No Agenda as I often do, and the donation segment came on, and they've been doing this thing. Adam Curry was on Joe Rogan about a year ago, and they've gotten a lot of new listeners from that appearance and people will donate to the show

and say, hey, I discovered you through Joe Rogan and they have this jingle for a Joe Rogan donation and I was very excited to hear this. And it's Caffrey in West, West, Ampton, New Jersey. Is that right? Not West, Ampton. I don't know a West Ampton, so I'm, yeah. Well, that's what it says. 233.33. I first discovered no agenda after John's appearance on who are these podcasts? There you go. Score who are these podcasts donation.

Nice. We got a jingle. JCD giving us the who are these podcasts donation jingle and I do want to thank What was his name over here? It was Dennis Caffrey Thank you so much for donating to no agenda and for giving us a shout out. That's awesome Earlier this week since we're talking about who are these podcasts being another podcast? I was listening to Anthony Kumia live and he mentioned that he was going to be talking about Scorch coming up and we've did Scorch recently back in our Joctober, October run. So I have some information about Scorch. I thought that'd be fun. I'll call in and talk to him about Scorch. And we had a conversation. Not a lot about Scorch, a lot about Opie and things like that. But afterwards, Anthony has some nice things to say. So I thought I would play them on this show. This fucking great.

He does, and not only like, it's not only because he's goofing on people I know, like I know that's extra funny to me, but the guy is very good at broadcasting. Like he knows how to broadcast, which is so funny when you hear him talking about Opie, a guy that I'd been doing this fucking since I was 18 and I've been doing radio. I wanted to radio. And then you're listening to a guy goofing on the expert radio guy that is so much more talented broadcasting lies than OP ever was. Like he knows how to telecompelling story he knows how to keep things quick if they need to be done quickly he's got clips he's got production that makes me laugh every time he puts Stuttering John on I look forward to hearing the tequila song finished up by the key and the

Opie brother mad brother mad and the sound. I look forward to these things. That's production. So it's fucking Carl's amazing. It does a great job. One of my favorite shows. Please go on. And that'll be the new promo for their program. That'll be the new opener for their show.

I listen every time. I love who are these podcasts. Home run, come here, home run. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You are a great great great one. Oh, I mean I have some good news for Anthony. What's that? I brought some opi shit. Oh good Yeah, I'm excited to get it into that. Should we do that right now? Yeah, the stinger. Well, I mean obviously we're gonna BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM Where do you got it, Andy? Well, you know, he's cranking him out. I mean, it's not all his shit. It's, uh, opiananthony, just rebroadcast his shit, some of the time.

But... Literally finds the clips on YouTube and then puts them out as his podcast Yeah, it's ponderous. Yeah, they want to eat in the middle of the week It would you click opi radio and it's Anthony talking at the beginning of it. Yeah, Patrice. Yeah, I know It's a man. That's not the one that I brought good the later one is Him just in his house, he's gone to giving people what they want, which is, oh, I'm gonna talk about the ONA days.

But, you know, most people will sequester their pets cause cats like to jump on the keyboard, dogs like to bark in the background. He's got this new dog. Oh, OP, not only does he let his dogs sit next to him, but he pays so much attention to the dog the dog. What is he even doing anything? Yeah, what? What do you want? I'm trying to broadcast over here. Oh, jeez. Yes, right. And apparently he's got a feud going with this pregnant woman next door It clips 12 is it's dog just carrying on because this pregnant woman is walking out in front of his house

my dog actually doesn't bark this much usually, but he can feel. He can feel her terrible energy as she now looks up at the house. She's now looking up. She wants another confrontation. I'm telling you right now. So down, so down, so down, so down. Everybody that is just like, I want this podcast to be good. I better find a quiet place and do my best. And Opie is just like, ah, you know, good enough.

Oh, not only, and he gets worse at that. Not only does he not find a place to broadcast from and like build a studio in his house or something that most people would do, he also loves to get distracted. So he just went back to New York City for the first time in a year. He's back in his apartment in New York City and instead of looking out at the beach, he's looking out at Manhattan and getting distracted again. I forgot the genre. It's actually called something and people down in Mississippi that really know their blues. No. This particular style of blues. Look at the helicopter. Hi, helicopter.

Where are you going? Oh, my God. Why would you do something to child? It's what a child would do if you put a microphone in front of that. A very small child. Yeah. A dumb small child.

So it's either that reacting like a child to something that just happens to float into your field of vision or It's you laid in bed all night trying to think of what you were gonna talk about on your podcast. Yeah, and You got to start to show strong with a bit and then beat it into the fucking ground Clip 11, okay Anyone else when they listen to deaf leopard and you know, you wanna play air drums, do you do it with one arm or two? Jesus Christ.

I need to know, do you do it with the one arm? Depends on which album. Show respect. I mean, cause those drum parts and those Death Lepard songs are amazing, but do you go to his? Oh, let's hear it again. Or do you show the respect

and you're just pounding away with one arm? Ha ha ha ha. Hey, all right, Lucky. You know in the next 10 hours, he's going to tell that joke 10 more times. Oh, yeah, I was very excited about it. Fuck it, idiot. All right.

Well, I take. Yeah. Very contemporary. All right. Now, actually, when I was going back through this, finding this, I liked that joke when it was the 90s. And what was that? What about gang? What about gang? Yeah. I think that joke. it was the 90s and what was that game?

I'm kidding. Yeah, joke. And they were 10 years too late and that was 25 goddamn years ago. Yeah. Fucking idiot. Oh, wow. Anyway, it's great. He's got some real good Bing Crosby singers coming up next.

So you know the Sammy Davis Jr. only had one eye? Oh no shit. You know what I just said his albums. I like to close one of my eyes. Yeah, we did do karaoke to Sammy Davis Jr. only had one eye. Oh no shit. You know what I just said? His albums. I like to close one of my eyes. Yeah, we did do karaoke to save David Davis Jr. Do you keep both eyes open? We write this down. Yeah.

Every next week. Tune in next week. He's going to tell us some Helen Keller jokes. So this actually did make me laugh. OK, I mean, it's the most low brow, and he does it all the time. OK, I think it's just kind of like It's infecting me and I kind of like it. He's doing his funny voices. This is a compilation of

Okay, so 13 God, we're doing this again Harry. Harry, he's doing it again He's got to explain the answer to me. I get it Harry, get over here. He might say something different that's time I get everything I get, I get all the hair he might say something different that time. Get me my goddamn popcorn. Where is the smoky paprika I need it for my dish? Chicken stock one aisle is the chicken stockin'. I like shit.

It makes me laugh now. You enjoy that? It's come around, you know, it goes around the bend. So. Come back to being funny I guess. All right, you know, it goes around the bend, come back to be in funny, I guess. Alright, so this is a different episode, but I have the same voice that I've captured here. That's the voice that he does. Oh, I love it. Let me set it up by first.

He explains yet again, he's a broken record. He has nothing to talk about. He's no friends anymore. He first explains this. But then I confused people with the thing about the women. I'm kind of a feminist. Look up the definition before you go, you literally just think that women are equal to men. God forbid you think that in 2021. So he explains how he's a feminist later in the episode by talking about these Cuomo accusers.

I really tend to believe women when it comes to the sexual harassment thing. I think they got fucked over the years in workplaces and the power struggle that is between a man and a woman. Oh my god he's talking like a feminist. How are you guys? There's the guy that invented Wip Now Wednesday is supporting women. You're not gonna stop alive. Get me my pink burry and a large spell. God damn it. Anyway, he does these impersonations. I swear you would think it was the real people. So, but that's him impersonating his listeners. Yeah. That's what he thinks you the listener sound like when you're at

home listening to his show. Well, he has no respect for you and rightfully so. If you home listening to his show. Well, he has no respect for you and rightfully so if you're listening to the show And not making money from it. What are you doing? He's probably not that far off Yeah, right about that bar off. Crows. I have a couple things for you. Oh boy because you are both a musician It's an ass-o-on Flues musician and a Zeppelin fan. So there's a few things here that I wanted to play for you. Oh great. Now before he got sidetracked by that helicopter, he was talking about this Mississippi blues musician known as Jimmy Duck Holmes. Okay. And he says this about this blues musician that will blow you away. His name is Jimmy Duck Holmes. And he's this old old-time blues musician in Mississippi.

And what's cool about this guy is that he doesn't write any of his songs down. He doesn't write any of his songs out at all. And every time he performs his songs, he performs them differently, which is fucking nuts if you think about it. That's the entire history of blues folk and country music. It's jazz. It's jazz. But I mean, he never writes it down. Blues music has never been written down.

That's kind of how it came out organically. You would almost suspect that OBS is no idea what he's talking about when it comes to music. You would almost think that. Wow. And then he is the hottest of hot takes when talking about it when it comes to music. You would almost think that. Wow. And then he gets the hottest of hot takes when talking about rock radio. That's what drove me nuts when I did rock radio for a bunch of years.

I'm like, there's so many great songs out there that they were scared to play on the radio. You start doing deep tracks of Zeppelin. It was the same shit. Why are we playing Starway to heaven again, a rock and roll? Christ. Boom, high take.

Wow. Now, when he says, he knows the Zeppelin catalog, and he knows there's other songs besides stairway and rock and roll. Then our good songs, he proves it with this next one. I want to get your take on this crush, because this, he goes deep. And I'll tell you right now, let's have with three.

It's my favorite Zeppelin album. Most people would go four. I go three. I go with the tree. And two is not far behind. One, two. That's about takes right there. He knows about Zeppelin one, two, three, and four.

That's impressive. Ha ha ha ha. That's impressive. Holy shit, yeah, that's amazing. They're just titled numbers. I wanna hear his take on the band Chicago. Now a lot of people say Chicago eight was great, but I like six and seven, but 11 is bullshit, don't even come at them.

You look like a 11. But around 13 they got good again, but 15, take your 15 and shove it up your ass Chicago. You might be shocked to find out that the chat is bored while listening to his show Wait you guys are talking about Obama and kids and cages. What the fuck happened to the chat today You know like what I was talking about so you're like fuck that. Let's make a baron show Well, I have to say this is a phenomenon that I'm noticing from both Opie and Stuttering John and actually Heather W pointed this out to me.

When you look at Stuttering John's chat, they're not talking about what he's talking about. They're hanging out with their friends. Like, that's their social hour. There are people and there's only a few dozen, but there are people who get together and they're like, oh, at three o'clock in the afternoon, this is when Stuttering John's on or at 9 a.m. this is when Opi's on, and they go on there and they just chat with each other because their show is so fucking boring. There's no reason to chat about the show. I'm proud to say that our chat is still talking about our show.

I mean, it's still one day. It won't be the case, but for now, they're actually talking about the show, they're talking about the thing is that- Listeners that we're listening to a show for people with no friends have found friends. Yes. The way to have friends. It proves it. You're right. Because if they just wanted to chat with people,

they would just like go somewhere and chat with people if they had friends. Right. IRL. Yeah. Actually, I have, my clip 14 is somebody kind of getting over OBE in the chat. Morley TV, did it even bother you when Anthony brought his 17 year old girlfriend to the studio. Oh my god, I just read that cold. Oh my god, I just read that cold.

I told you the other day I read these things cold sometimes. Oh my goodness. There were a lot of things that bothered me about Anthony. Let's just put it that way for now. Oh, was he called though? Where was I? That just threw me off. Shit, I can't read these cold anymore.

I swear to God, I just read that cold. I thought, oh, he's giving me $5 off to YouTube. Let me just read his comment. It's going to be pretty mundane. And then it was just an explosive comment right there. So what I just heard is any of us right now are five dollars away from getting open to drop the N word. Right? Well what he's trying to say, he wanted to read that and there's pretending that he didn't want to. Oh oh, I didn't want to put that out there Oh, did I see a rape a hooker? Oh my god

Someone just rolled that in there. I didn't want to say that It's interesting that you would say that you're five dollars away from getting anybody to say something that you want them to say Because I actually did that. Oh, yes, you did yeah Did you actually ask why don't we do that? Why don't we tie that in real quick? Because Andy, there's a reason why Andy's the go. Andy! There's a reason for that, because it's because he goes above and beyond. And I have five dollars.

Ha ha ha ha. And you know who wants five dollars? Yeah, staggering John. And five bucks is above and beyond me. I'll give you that. Yeah, so I was checking out the Settling John podcast the other day and I couldn't help but noticed one of the people who was giving him money

and chatting with him had a name that sounded a little bit suspicious, like maybe it wasn't their real name. Joking, thanks for the super chat. Any friend of the John's, the friend of mine, Saldy is down with Joking, okay. Joking! Andy got him to say joking Amazing, I got to say saldy is down with gel. You you need to take a victory lap my friend. Yeah, that is well done Yeah, I like fucking with John

How is it though that people are giving opi money? Not people person. Benjamin Tucker down awesome Not people person. Benjamin Tucker. Yeah, awesome. $10 from Benjamin Tucker. Thank you, buddy. Why is this guy keeping giving him money? I don't understand this. $10 from Benjamin Tucker.

I want to have Benjamin Tucker on the show. Can someone please get in touch with this guy? I wanted them what's going on. Oh my God. I don't know why anybody's giving that podcast money. Opie's got some weird jealousy going on. He's talking about the Grammys. I didn't watch the Grammys.

And this is just a weird thing to say. You got all these people all over their, their socials, bragging that they want to Grammy. I'm like, I don't give a fuck you want to Grammy. Who gives a shit? We're all trying to keep our family safe. We're trying to open up our businesses again.

We're fucking checking our bank accounts To see if our checks came and you got people out there like oh my god. This is a video of me When I found out that I want to cram me. I was in the middle of filming my hit TV show and I found out Oh my god. Yeah, regular people to relate to that you dope So if this was a specific person you wanted to call out. Yeah, it would make sense But just saying that you can't say hey, I want to Grammy I'm really excited about it because maybe someone's out of a job is retarded Well, and this is coming from a guy who puts videos on the internet of him talking to his dog

Right like anybody who puts a video that I want to gram. He's bullshit But videos of me talking my dog are looking at a helicopter Stuttering John was a keynote speaker at the Stuttering Conference. Did you know that it's a new break of his Creep of Jule to bruh Speaking of getting people to say anything you want because you just give them money and they will Ericsaine you know you just give them money and they will. Ericzen. Of the Ericzen show. Oh no, come on. It's been feuding. He's trying to start a war with Chad Zumak.

Ah, okay. I put a clip a week or two ago of him calling Zumak out and calling him a piece of shit and ass. So, well, he's taking to social media and is calling Zumak out and trying to get things going. Some of the Zaniacs are now tweeting directly. Chad Zumak's not a jail. To Zumak, he's not in jail. To Zuma, he's not in jail.

So Zane sent me a tax. He said he paid Zuma $35 to do a cameo. And the funny thing about cameo is that it's basically set up to be trolled. Right. You shouldn't go on cameo if you're the one people who hate you. Oh, you want you to say ridiculous things.

You know what to say, I didn't know. And he knows all about that once again, the go. So 35 bucks for a Zuma cameo. And he gets a note back that says, Chad Zuma wasn't able to complete your cameo request. So gotta be slick about it. Erick Zayn. Erick Zayn went on Twitter posted that and said,

are you kidding me with the fuck at Chad Zuma? I heard you to do a cameo and you bitch out, I'm outraged, typical Ohio bitch move. And then- Well, see, Chad Zumak is not the equivalent of the kid that eats worms for quarter it, and recess. That's what Super Chat is.

It's like, hey, start rig, John, I'll give you a quarter and a- Yeah, that's humiliating yourself. That's actually a great analogy. Yeah, that's fun. And that's just not Zumaq. I'm sorry, I derailed you. No, I'm just really, I'm doing something very unprofessional.

I'm reading my phone right now. I'm trying to find content. Trying to remember what else I wanted to talk about here. Because now the Zaniacs are trying to hire Zumaq to say things and they're all getting shit back. So as he said, his audience is booking him and it keeps getting declined. Here's a screenshot from one of them.

And he wrote back, I don't like this dude or why he's having people contact me with dumb requests. I like this dude. So Zumaq is just not having it. He's not gonna go along with the Camille requests. You'll have to be a dolt to fall for it. That's why you can get over on OP and Stuttering John.

Correct. As has been proven quite a bit. Now, Kroge, you wanted to talk about Alex Jones. Was there something else? Oh, so I got three real quick clips for you. I want to take you guys back in time to a simpler, gentler time of Tuesday. On Tuesday night, there was a horrific shooting in like Georgia or something. Really? Yeah, there were size powers.

And there was a bunch of talk of like anti-Asian sentiment. That was something that was on people's mind. So Alex Jones heard this. He took it into his heart. He thought about it. He's a Godfair and Christian man, as we've covered. Yeah. And this is how he opened his show on Wednesday morning. This is his character, his long-running character, fentanyl the Chinese dragon. Oh boy. Aroha Amigo is me. Sankanyl the dragon. I am meant after the product that my boss is CCP bringing to your country.

We will talk about Fifth about in a moment, but first the club at Hots. Why isn't the Mexican head-and-and-and? I was just gonna say that, what a fuck? Does he not know? Or is this even more insulting than I thought it was? It gets worse, believe it or not. Oh my god. I love it when he does voices, so this guy's great. I lost with your Bill Gates and of course, class wobble on you a year old girl. What key right you can walk on your side?

Cock-oop-oop, hey, I'm getting cool. That's that false stupid Americans. You collapse, won't try to stay open. Good American, shut your mouth. Take your shot and buy. Cut your sons, genitals off. Open Guys off the fucking reservation. I think we get all agree this is dined up by content Just the timing is a little bit off is that what you're saying? Four minutes of that dude the beginning of his show is four minutes. Good God.

So I think they fucked up with the best dance though because they switched it to the Japanese. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, get a hand there. It just makes everything hilarious. It's great. It's like the bunny hill theme.

It makes anything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The question is is that intentional or is it brilliant? Like it's brilliant if Benny Hill theme. It makes any sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The question is, is that intentional or is it brilliant? Like it's brilliant if it's intentional. Well, I don't know the top priority. I don't know that anything is intentional on his show. So one of the hallmarks of the Alex Jones show

is that he announces all the shit he's gonna do later that day. I'm gonna prove all this shit that I'm telling him. And then I'll get around to documents. So much to get to today. So much to get to. And never get around to it. Not a single one.

He never gets any of it. He's never able to prove any of the shit. Now, so he's out hiking. God downloads to his brain that the world is gonna end in 2035 because that's when the chikoms are gonna fully take over some shit. So he sets it up to play this clip, they play the wrong clip number 20. And I just went off and had lunch was getting ready for the report to come on.

And I saw something else come on. I was eating lunch. I was like, Holy hell, what's that? I saw a ran back in there. They're like, oh, we didn't know you were there as a report. So that was not a tactic to say coming back 2035. And so you, the whole show I'm like saying, it's coming up, it's coming up. That wasn't Attracted to then you leave you there in the large for what we just aired

It's great everything I do I shoot and writing for now. I should have a little computer that puts a printout For the military does that and then it's like a And I can just cruise great cruise great. Maybe I should just quit. Maybe that, seriously, I'm thinking about, I've kind of done my mission, Abadai. Maybe I should just walk out of here and they do a better job and never see me again. Now, I love a lot about that clip, but my favorite thing is, maybe I should get a computer

with the list of things I wanna talk about, like the military does. Yeah. You be like a spokesperson or like committed broadcasts? Like anyone doing a podcast. I have a list of things I want to talk about. It's up on the computer. Yeah.

Like the military does. Okay. But the freak out gets a little worse. And this is my last clip. And the sound that you hear is Alex Jones smashing himself in the face repeatedly. This might be my favorite clip I've ever pulled. Oh, wow. And I said, here's the articles I wanted,

12.30 to put out of this thing we're gonna hear. And then I promoted it, and I promoted it, and I promoted it, and I promoted it. And I'm out of the bitchy. I'm trying to understand why I'm the worst chemiunicator. Worst, do a better job job get your ass together now I'm serious a sock can't get shit New drop the frickin killing everybody everybody's in a trance

The frickin' killin' everybody, everybody's in a trance! Oh, let's go to re-broadcast for a while, we'll see you later. I'm serious, man, I'm two inches, frogs, from walkin' out here forever. Can't do this anymore, man. We're in a damn war, they're murderin' everybody! It's funny! Well, I don't think it's funny. I got to give it to him. So, remember when Glenn Beck cried on television?

And, you know, it was obviously an act and he's an actor. Alex Jones, take it to another level. Oh yeah. He's punching himself in the face. Oh yeah. And he's not sure if he's gonna be back after break. And having a full on meltdown Cuz they played the wrong clip. They played the wrong clip

So he's gonna quit forever fuck all these people. He's smashing himself in the face. I suck goddamn I suck and you can hear that there's they hit the delay because it gets out most of the shit And then there's a caught like they hit they were dumping the bottom. Oh, yeah, the shit I cut out You can do yeah, yeah, but they didn't that was all a full on meltdown bot. Oh yeah, the chick I caught out, you can do it. Yeah, yeah. But they didn't, that was all of that. That was full on Meltdown. Oh yeah, there's stuff that's on the cot even floor we didn't hear and then, in the video version of the show,

all that's gone. No shit. It's all been censored. He was censored. They censored him from doing that and they just inserted the right clip that he wanted to play that for real. No shit, is it?

That the world is gonna heal. 2035, yeah. I didn't hear about that. That's pretty funny. Yeah, it's't hear about that. That's pretty funny Yeah, it's good stuff man. This guy needs fucking medication Well if it wasn't satanic and not real if you go to info war store Yeah, you probably find a supplement that would copy it out a little bit Mm-hmm. Oh, this is not the supplement if you do a bad show it. You don't care about it's great

Alpha Force, please get it Holy shit, wow, that's good stuff. Yeah, Al the force. Please get it. Holy shit. Wow. That's good stuff, Kraus. Yeah, that is That's why I was on right there's if there's one complaint I have about what we do here on who are these podcasts not enough Alex jokes That's why I wanted to our friend, Stuttering John. We've been doing some deep fake videos with our buddy circus mecha and starring producer Chris We've put two of them out and they're fun. They're up on our YouTube channel We'll be putting out a few more that we have ready to go and I just got to say what is with

These guys like OP and John who pretend to have all of these fans and followers and yet it's the same people All the time that they end up calling out who it's like oh yeah you know I keep getting all these people who are donating to me. I know there are a lot of people good as gold and a lot of other people who've been on the Patreon and the YouTube you know good as gold the The list goes out. You know, you know, I gel king. Yeah. And then that one, right. And then that one, after that,

because if you donate to his Patreon for $20 level for three months, you not only get an autograph t-shirts, which is fucking retarded. But you also get a Zoom call or a phone call from Johnny. He wants to promote this again. I'll do a Zoom call. I'll do a personal call. If you want to have Zoom with your family or your friends, anything like that.

And then we'll just have a good time. I've already done one with good is gold and Mark P. And we had a great, great, great time. It's the same people over and over again. It's good as gold. Mark P. Yeah. Hockey puck.

And that even goes as far as to why about who's donating to him Fudge a call 2018 Is not a fan of stuttering John He does not donate to stuttering John and yet John continues to say that he does like a fudge sickle 2018 He keeps on Send to me pay pals and he just did one keeps on send to me pay pals and he just did one the other day for 20 bucks, but totally, it's probably done like four or 500 bucks.

I wish you weren't a liar. So this is the equivalent of putting a $5 bill in your own tip jar. Yeah, you know, just to let people know, like by the way, some people are tipping pretty good today. If you want to go heavy, here's a 10 that's right there. He's going, this guy's giving me $500 bucks on PayPal. I mean, that's what people do. And we a here's a 10 that's right there. He's going this guy's giving me four five hundred bucks on PayPal I mean that's that's what people do and we know it's a light picking different random name

Then we don't know and then we might believe you I mean I wouldn't but this is probably not the case. He's such a fucking moron He's also like just straight-up panhandling on super chat sanity Also, like, just straight up panhandling. It's super chat Saturday. Yeah, I know. If you're listening on Saturday, you've got to do a super chat. He's fucking panhandling. Fucking borderline homeless, dude.

Why is this okay? Well, I don't know. Maybe if you're still so enough to give him money, then go ahead. I mean, I do, but. No, it's right. You're the only person in this room who's giving him money. You and Vity fall in love. You're giving way too much money this room who's giving him money. You wouldn't Vity Paul lead him.

Yeah, I'm giving way too much money. Vity's giving him a lot of money too. Which is ridiculous. But last thing I want to play, I didn't listen to, um, Suttering John this week. I just ran out of time and it wasn't that important to me. It's pretty, it's a lot to put up with to kind of, well, the mind out. The interviews you got to go right through all that. Well, the interviews are fucking mindless. Yeahless yet another guy on the while I was watching waiting for him to you know start paying attention to the chat that sky just doing the worst fucking impressions I did see that's I'm both trying to his poor

is he was broke about me and he was like explaining her he's Sanders yeah it's not that good. If the first thing you have to do is go, this is all body standards. If the first thing is like a saying, we're in pressure, this is Jack. Nick will say it.

Yeah. No, the way that I do Jack, a lot of people don't know that. But the way that you do it. It's not like the nose. Yeah. I take my Christian Slater impression, I tune it down to half.

What I wanted to do is I wanted to watch him from Tuesday because his guest was his buddy from the pub. I didn't get around to it, but that's how bad it's getting for John now because there isn't a lot going on with the doughtart anymore. So there's a lot of people who are out there bitching about the doughtart. So he's running low on gas and hell sparks

as better things to do both days. So he had his buddy from the pub as his first guest, which's running low on gas and hell sparks his better thing. So, do both things. So, he had his buddy from the pub as his first gas, which I have to go back and watch. I just didn't get a chance to do that. But, last thing I want to play, he had another guy on. And I'm not even sure who this was. He looked like he was sleeping in the video that I saw.

And Jon was explaining why he was so good at the celebrity interviews back when he was on the Howard Stern Show. It's so funny that you say that because somebody was complimenting me about my interviews on the Stern show and said, even if, you know, some of those questions weren't mine, because a lot of them were written by Jackie and Fred. All of them.

But they were saying, but John was able to do it. You know what I mean? Like Keaton and even Tom Chief Passato, like the general manager said, as many as they try to do what you do, they fail because you have a certain charm and innocence. But I'll be getting tired of you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Alright, ladies. Would you ever use the word charm to describe Stuttering John Melendez? I mean, you're just the overwhelming people

with your charm. And they have to ask you a ridiculous question about their pedicise. This guy's gotten five total compliments in his life. And he brings them up all over again. This is the guy who's been punched in the face. He was assaulted by Sharon Stone's bodyguard. And he won a lawsuit over it. He's like, the reason why I was able to do this is because I'm charming.

Yeah. Funny Jack, you didn't wait him all. When I asked Sharon Stone how she was doing, I came up with that. Yeah. When I said, I really like the way your pussy looks. Oh wait, that's right. How would I growth that one? Oh boy. All right. As I teased earlier, I do want to get into a little bit of this. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go for the girl. Because that's absurd.

Petty Broken Skull has a new podcast. It's called Are You Hungry? And he just put out his third episode of this show with Dylan and Zach from Some Nobody's podcast. I'm gonna be doing a deep dive on this with Dick and Zach from some nobody's podcast. I'm going to be doing a deep dive on this with Dick and Sean on the Dick show, which will come on on Tuesday. But I have so many clips, I figured I would just do a little tease and show people what Patrick Michael is up to. Now, it's a similar format to do you party where he has pre-written questions that he's going to ask

his guests as conversation starters. Yeah, great format. Does he happen to have any new names for hosting of this? Unfortunately not, he is petty broken skull. Okay, I know. But, you know, it's only a third episode. Yeah, got a second look that works. The next one.

Just wait a second, he'll have a new podcast next week. So I want to start off by showing you what he's trying to accomplish with this show. My main goal by the end of these episodes when people listen is I want the listener to want to eat. You see what I'm saying? Like, we don't have to talk about how good the cheese was on our sandwich, but just the memories that are created,

people are gonna start salivating. It has, there's only episode three and it has not been a fail. No one's told me, but the guests themselves have been like, yeah, I'm going to Carl's Jr. after this. So, pretty exciting stuff. So he contradicts himself at the very beginning of the show, he says, I wanna get people excited for food. Like you think about like the food network and food porn.

Yeah. It makes you wanna eat food. He goes, I wanna be able to wanna eat, but don't talk about how delicious the food is. I know what the memory is created. Well, that's the opposite. That's the opposite of what you just said. That was his same take on the partying podcast. It's gonna bring my listeners back, they're gonna think about the Ronememories and when I talk about

how my Xbox got stolen, they'll relate that with their own lives. All right. Holy fuck. This is amazing. This is the ramblings of a moron. This is a guy who can't put together a coherent thought in his head and then spew it out. It's just random nonsense and I don't know how these two guys from the Some Nobody's podcast stick with it. This is the beginning of the show. If I was on a show with someone who talked like this, I'd be like, listen man, I didn't realize that my toaster was on.

I got to go to the other room. My mom's calling me. I got to go. One of the things that I thought was so funny about the stories I've heard so far is when people talk about, I made the connection of the difficulty in the application portion when you go in for the interview, right? You play a part, and honestly your part should represent you at the job as well Not just through the audition. You see what I'm saying where oh

I'm just playing this role and then I get the job now I can be a slack off and not do shit type of person. I was never that guy But I'll tell you what I did talk shit to everybody I would work with all the time Especially when it when it consisted of jobs that was not my job that I felt when it consisted of jobs that was not my job that I felt. Remember, I'm 17 to 20 years old, I'm rebellious already. I don't wanna hear nobody tell me shit. So when a friend of mine, or a guy who I started working with who's working on the same line becomes a manager,

and then he gets all up and he, oh well guy, I'm gonna make your nights bad. I'm coming for your head every night, you know, because it's so fucking monotonous, man, people realize that and that's why I was I'm always so offended Being a customer Going into one of these places now and seeing somebody act like that like they Demand this and this and this it's like dude you have never worked on the other side of that counter because there's six people here That would beat the shit out of you just because of it like you're lucky

They're trying to keep their 775 an hour, you see what I'm saying? Yeah. But Azak, what about you, man? What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. Did it sound like I clipped those substances from different parts of the show and put it together?

Yeah, I did not. I did not. That was really... Raging and raving. She starts off by talking about the interview process. How? Oh, you got to play a part, but then you got to be real, because then you got to do what you said you're going to do in the interview.

It was an audition. Oh, an audition, right. I'm auditioning for the role of Fry Cook. So then he said, I did some summer stock. So then he says he wasn't lazy after getting the job, but he did talk shit when people told him to do things. And when employees who were better than him

received a promotion, he was a huge pain in the ass to them. He made their life a living hell. I could have come for your head. Then he said the job sucked and customers should recognize how hard it is to be a fast food employee. And that if you order anything special, all six employees want to kick your ass. All six employees are gonna murder you because you don't like pickles. All right. It's not a hard job. It's not a hard job.

It really, I promise you that. Do they deserve $15 an hour, Colonel? No! No! We deserve what they get! He's not a career ass. He's setting you up for that. Motherfucker.

The CIA controls CNN! How do you not understand this? Alright. Come over clips out here. This one I just found to be hilarious. Tried to get in the kitchen at a bowling alley. Got two interviews, never got the job. And that's what we talked about, the vetting process. How do you, how, what, how do they decide

that you're not qualified? You know what I'm saying? Without you, it's easily the most trainable positions of any job. So think about that. They listen to this shit that comes out of your mouth. That's how they decide. You get two interviews to work in the kitchen at a bowling alley. And they're like, this guy's not going to work out.

Let's call him in for a second interview, just a fuck. He still wasn't sure why he didn't get the gig. 20 years later, he's still not like, what was it about me? That they didn't want to take a chance. The manager was like, you put those gauges in your ears on purpose. Pass. And I love pointing out what a bad podcast

here is because he's been doing it so long. It's funny, like you guys didn't podcast before we started the show and you guys started coming on and it declared that he was the goat early on. Clearly terrible at it. We've all gotten better as time has gone on. This guy has not. But you're not teaching people why they should do it. You're just teaching them what to do. That's annoying. Yeah. I like you. That's a perfect way of putting a foundation on exactly what it is. Because you said it perfectly there and I was just thinking about how many times and I literally just lost it

But that's fine. Let's ask another question. Oh my god You could tell that he just says words hoping that he'll get somewhere With those words. Yeah Quantity over quality. I had a thought This week knowing that you guys are both coming on the show, two fan favorites. Eventually, we're all gonna have a falling out. And everyone will start their own podcast. Who's will be, now I get producer Chris, but who's will be the most popular of the three

podcasts that we have? I clearly crochet. Yeah, that is the correct answer. My show's just gonna be me playing Zeplin B-Side. I'm not even a talk. You guys heard of this album, Zeplin 2? You're practically Alex Jones already. All right, more Patrick Michael's show.

What a great podcast I was to you. Anyways, back to the question What was it again He's amazing, oh, we play you an example. I might repeat some of these I'm dick. Sure. I can help out He didn't cross the questions off it is diary like me This is one of his questions that he asks. All right. Have you ever,

that will just throw this one in there. How often do you ask for extra napkins? Never. No, never. Never. I love to think he gave him nothing on that. I'm gonna question that. So, what the, the promise of the show,

and I can't wait to get more into it, but the promise of the show is he only talks about fast food restaurants. It's the only experiences ever had in life. Yeah, he's only eating a fast food restaurant He's only worked to fast food restaurants. So all his questions are about fast food restaurants down to questions like this Have you the one of you guys ever ordered a hot dog from a fast food place? Look how is that a conversation starter? Have you ever ordered a hot dog from a fast food place? Hey, Carl, you ever had french fries before? Yeah, I did it. They're great. The baconator is a greater awesome And the whole reason why you ask that question is because he has his own answer that he wants to get into

Yeah, exactly the reason I asked the question is simply because I feel like people Degrade the hot dog a lot as a negative food. Now, tell you what, man, I'll smash your hot dog any time of the day, any time of the week. Hot cold doesn't matter. Does he know what's cold? Yeah, see eating a hot dog dried out of the fridge and or freezer? Cause that's what it's feeding them to his children. Yeah, cold hot dogs.

I'm pretty sure. Jesus, age, Christ. It's amazing, isn't it? So I just fully cooked on it. Are you hungry over an hour of him talking? And what's great about this show is that it gets him to talk about his past life and not like the do-you-party show,

but where he's trying to actually have a job and make money. The three months of his teenage years when he was employed. Correct. And I know podcast hitman calls me out fucking multiple times for going along with this Arby story where he quit in a huff, but he repeated it again.

I think it's true. I think he got fired for not putting the fucking meat away properly the night before. And he talks about what a shitty employee he wants to. He gets into these things and is like, they kept telling us we didn't close right. He didn't close right what he didn't close right I'm telling that yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do it that we close they yelled at us. You did a wrong that you left

perishable meat out. Yes, overnight you moron He told the story again about how he like ripped his shirt off and threw his hand in the dishwasher I'm like, I think that actually happened. I think this is one of these guys who flies up the fucking handle And it's like fuck the world. Yeah, when people tell him he's not great at stuff god damn it now that I said that I might not stop playing these clips But I had to play this one because he goes back and forth with talking about how He doesn't say I was a shitty employee, but he implies it with how the other people treat him You know for the most part like oh my god every little time I would do this thing with telling I was doing it rising Well, you know, there's a reason for that, you know

But then he'll say shit like this which I find to be a bit of an exaggeration I really did take pride in it where I would bust my ass like head down Grindstone. Let's get let's get the numbers man. Let's put these sandwiches out Let's get this fried stuff out. Let's get these other you know what I mean? I Let's put these sandwiches out. Let's get this fried stuff out. Let's get these other, you know what I mean? I Ran mozzarella sticks in the middle of in the middle of winter out the front door and I slip Right in front right by their driver side door right like this Like I'm still holding my beer not trying to spill it

Okay, because in my head I'm thinking if these the ground, I have to go get more mozzarella sticks. And I'm not into that. So I was like, I'd rather eat shit and hand them this, you know, keep this from touching the ground and let them go upon among their way, then have them come back through and be like, well, you fell on them, like, fuck. I've fallen many times, I would put myself on the line

where I'd say I would die for this, but I don't expect the same from you. All I expect you to do is the bare minimum. The job that's required of you. I will pick up the rest of that slack. I have no other reason not to, right? Holy shit. Again, just kind of introducing himself over the point.

He's like, people would tell what to do as they fuck you. I'm not gonna do what you tell me to do. And then he would jump on a grenade to save mozzarella sticks. An order of motz sticks, which by the way, as far as fried food goes, the fastest to cook. Yeah, right. Mots six are very quick, man.

It's like, if we gotta redo an order, not a big deal. This guy's like, I don't care if I break my fucking neck, these mot sticks are getting this customer. Carl's showing his hand, he's worked in fast food. Well, I have worked in restaurants quite a bit. So fast, hold on. not fast food, but similar. And I just have to say that this is the thing I'm most fired up to talk about.

I did the wrong thing. I did it the wrong thing. I didn't have time to otherwise. So, I had to pull the class, what are you gonna do? Guys, what did we talk about? And I'll tell you what we talked about. Oh my God, what didn't we talk about? We talked about Woke Town podcast with Matt and Jess just long we talked about my bookie, which is where you go to bet on college basketball

w-e-t-v how did this get made Paul Sheer is a cock Deadtown isn't very good a Guide discovered no agenda through who are these podcasts and he let them know it and I appreciate that Anthony Cumia enjoys Kyle on who are these podcasts Alex Jones has lost his fucking mind Erich Zane, he's Chad Zumak. Hope he's still bad at podcasts. He can have no friends Stuttering John wants to thank joking So what is that mean it's a familiar favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. I'm excited about this teaser that we're going to play for you. We're going to have Doug from Who's Right on the Show next week. He and I will be reviewing this show. Woo. Woo.

Big episode. Big episode, guys. We episode, big episode guys. We gotta get, we gotta get into it. We got things to do. Woo, we got surprises, we got treats, we got news and news. Mm-hmm. Damn, that's everything.

That's, that's most of it, right? Yeah, that was, now you know what? We're finally getting a fish in it this. This is just, this is is finally got the hang of this Going back to your wolf. This is a show called yo is this racist Was perfect I told you I'm excited This is a suggestion from the great sea moose. And we'll be checking out,

yo, is this raises our next week's W-A-T-P. Andy, thank you so much for coming on the show. As always, we love having you. Anything you want to promote my friend? Yeah, check out my Kickstarter. I'm building a rocket to launch off the firm and then into the dome. Andy wants to hit the dome.

Crosh. Anything else to promote? There's a brand new store link on the Isatops.com for all your male vitality and food prepping needs. And I'm going to be on the subreddit later. I'm fencing all the Chinese dragon. Come show with me. It's a please.

Jordan, it's a guy next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well. Every single pony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. I'm down to show these clothes right now. Hmm.

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Oh, and that banana docks collar is the new best voicemail the show's ever gotten. And a chianis has this advice. The trick-chanocking overvening machines is that you have to create a rocking momentum. Just back and forth, a little harder with each push and pull, and eventually it tips over and smashes the glass. I forget where I was going with this, but Amy Schumer is fat. Standard team posts. Guys, this one was hard to listen to, worse than any of the sex podcasts. I can't believe I made it through. Thanks Carl, you psychopath.

I can't believe I made it through. Thanks Carl, you psychopath. Dink and Flicka says, Carl, you gotta stop howling laughing at every little thing every guest says. The past few co-hosts have fucking sucked. Yet you are fake laughing more than Opie with Surrod. Clean up your show. You're about to jump the shark.

Lunchpale lefty writes, Carl having to explain about these suicidal tendencies. Fucking Boomer. Next grotto posted a poll last week asking us to vote on who is the best comedian, stuttering John, Tom Myers, or Patrick Michael. And it was a landslide victory for Patrick Michael with 78% of the vote. Rudongo notes, at least the boy Blunder is capable of being unintentionally hilarious. John is more of a medical specimen at this point, and experiment to see just how low someone

who has stumbled to success can sing. As for Tom, he's just a poster child for cognitive dissonance, and the real Winfidel claims, whoever included John Melinda's name in the category of comedian is a pretty funny person. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Mama, hurry, chickie! Mama has a cow! That was proud you didn't care how! [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Cow?

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So let's get straight to voicemails starting with this one. A color called in with a voice modulator, so I'm not sure who this is it's hard to tell with the modulator. Ever again, that's gonna be able to pay what you understand me What will I do? Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don You know what I love the most about you? It's your smile. You have such a beautiful smile. And those teeth. I just want to put my tower between each of your teeth, Carl. Come back. No. Good to hear your handable actors out of jail. I did call them back and we're going out next week.

So I, I talked about how Maddox gets to get peed on or likes to pee on people. And then Amy Schumer doesn't like to get peed. It's not when he can act at these dots, I guess. Okay, hold up. So Amy Schumer said that one of her older boyfriends used to piss on her. And Banana Dogs just last week said that he thinks King on people is really funny.

Is it possible that Maddox dated Amy Schumer? And if so, who's a loser in that situation? Call me back. We all lose, and yes, I think that's the only conclusion that you can come to with that. That's famous as Nick Show, by the way. Have you ever peed in the shower? He just reads a list of questions.

Some people thought that maybe Anthony Jesselbeck was the guy who was peeing on Amy Schumer in the shower because he was talking about next boyfriend opened the shower, it was laughing and peeing on her. And that's something that Anthony Jesselbeck. Yeah, that checks out. Sounds like something you might do, which would be hilarious.

I prefer to do it at the dinner table. I think it's way funnier than in the shower. I mean, you gotta go. You can't be here at the very least, you're not invited to dinner. Actually, I'm here for dinner. Hey, Carl, I was just listening to the most recent crossover episode with you and Dick.

That guy Dave, you said you need someone level headed to like argue with him and have banter. They have that. He had a podcast called, Deep Inside the Rabbit Hole with like a standard comedian and then some dude who thought he was a shaman like Bates dealer or some shit. It was bonkers Banana hilarious and sometimes the the comedian would actually push back I think they canceled it because this guy Dave went so down the rabbit hole so to speak with

Flat Earth shit either way would be great show for w-h-p Interesting I was listening to the dick show this past week and a color called in and said that David Weiss is a failed comedian who then went to flat earth stuff because that got him attention. And if you think about the show that we did on the crossover show, there are a lot of bits on that show. It's a real like hacky radio bits kind of stuff like Scott and Todd type shit. Yeah, so that actually kind of checks out and that guy was not funny Crozier called into the show this week sure dead Hey, oh Hey Carl, let's meet Kruger. I just wanted to call in and let everybody know

I do live in a paper bag and I am rolling in those Grover dollar Also, I love live in a paper bag and I am rolling in those Grover dollars. Also, I love saying the end word. Call me back. Roge. Now, you could have just said that here at the show. Why did you? You can tell that's not true because I like to keep my fabulous wealth under wraps.

I try not to brag about it too much. It's true. All right, a professional drone pilot called in. One of my many humble brags was that I own a very nice drone and then I've floated up a thousand feet to watch the suns. And I've done this. I think you've been there producer Chris. What I've done, it's fun.

It's beautiful. It's beautiful. I videotape it in 4k. We watched it on TV. It's a whole thing. Proof of sun was flat. It was. What a life. 4k. We watched it on TV. The whole thing. Prove the song was flat. TV.

What a life. Hey Carl, you fucking smiley talkin' club footage. Cut. We'll listen to the latest Patreon apps of Crossup Dixho. You mentioned that you flew your drone up to a thousand feet to see the sunset over the horizon. As a part 107 professional drone pilot I can tell you that you broke the law. Per FAA regulation you are not allowed to fly over 400 feet. What the fuck, Carl? You're giving us proof of bad name, dude.

Not that shit off. Vic, I love you. You're sexy. Call me back. So I wanna point out that that is true. I've done my research for a hundred feet. And if you wanna go above for a hundred feet, you have to tell the Chinese app that I use.

The Chinese Hawaii app. The Hawaii app that I use. You have to actually click a button to say, yeah, no, it's cool. I don't have doing. And I'm pretty far from the airport, right? And I'd say, you know, a couple miles maybe. Also, you're not a professional, gives a shit. I am very safe with my drone fly.

I don't want anyone to think otherwise. Yeah, I was gonna say I don't know Carl to ever disregard government regularly. I know. Got illegal if you don't get caught. I wish Casey was here for this voicemail. Casey you dumb cunt. You know why chicken doesn't make any fucking sense. It's a year of the fucking art. It's a year of the cow you dumb bitch. You know why I took those fucking cappets because it's a year of the fucking off it's a year of the cow you've done bitch you know why I took those fucking cow pics because it's a year of a fucking cow and it's much harder to fucking chicken get some fucking cow bikinis and a cow mass you want to hide your ugly fucking face and get with the correct guy down here you're the fucking off you dumb fucking whore he raises a good point is that VIXX boyfriend? I didn't actually what.

Yeah. I mean, she said he was a listener, right? Yeah. Yeah. She meets all of her boyfriends through WOTP. You didn't know that? Oh my God. That's terrifying.

All right, so Amy had three wishes. This was one of the questions that Paris Hume is. Three wishes. Three wishes. Amy Schumer's three wishes. This was one of the sl that Paris Hume is three wishes Amy Schumer's three wishes. This was one of the S living oh Three wishes two of them were normal and one was ridiculous. I can't believe I didn't pick up on this And hey Carl, I just wanted to call back and Let you know, you know, you know, Christian. They are really didn't big lately big lately this time

You know, I think I think she was a't really big league this time you know i i think i think she was a pretty good to host this time she actually uh... game should about it maybe uh... kumi uh... flatton sentence or told her uh... you know do better you know that i was not that i don't know i don't know what's wrong but she did a good job i think she's a pretty good job yes you know jen from the jingles department but

you know good episode. I think she did a pretty good job. She's no gentleman, the jingle department, but you know, it's a good episode. All right, call me back. All right, yep. Just let me go to 45 seconds. Good, dammit. That must be the wrong voice. Yeah, that ain't nothing to it. You know what's that?

The note. That's not the notes that I've written down here. And I'll probably end up playing this voice mail by mistake anyway, but the guy said Her second wish after flying was that everyone was educated about the racism of this country's history Do you guys remember this? Yes, and the guy goes everyone is the guy goes what if you wished for The end of racism or no racism. Oh, yeah That's how these people think they don't want to solve the problem. You have the wish. They would have nothing to complain about

if they solved the problem. Right. They want to complain. I just I can't even think of that. So anyway, I'm sorry. That was a Christy compliment. I should be talking about that. And don't be like see here. Christy loses her fucking cop because I'm trying to show what other shit is. Wow. Congratulations. Let's see if I got any of these fucking voice bells right.

This one is about the music special again. The Holocaust, 9-11. The W-A-T-P music special. Never forget. Listen, fuckface. If I want to listen to the top punk, The W-A-T-P music special never forget listen fuck face about when we're gonna pop punk I'll listen to the current champs of pop punk right now which are state champs the king's a pop punk that's how you write pop punk now you're nonsense about someone drugs to kids and fucking them freak state champs is everybody said yeah I never heard of that well you're a boomer what do you want

yeah that's true Sir, there was also some pop rap in there Country. Yeah, that's not forget my rapping. How could we? So I'd like to Stuttering John's private investigator Is so good. How good is he's so good good he was able to get my voice spell diver this is Tony double power douche pet I'm calling on behalf of studying John Melendez I am a private investigator and I am warning you to back off. I used to represent Tom Cruise.

And that smell you smell in Syracuse? That's me. He had several detractors before I installed that smell. So Mr. Mornis also asked me if she could see your way clear to ask Casey if she'd like to get a beer sometime. So call me back. John Casey doesn't drink. I am sorry not everybody drinks. But I'll ask her on your behalf. No problem. Carol I don't know how else to do this. Please, please, I'm a huge fan.

The podcast is called Good One, a podcast about jokes. The episode is called Hannah Gatsby's Preposition. Dude, it's an entire hour and 20 minutes of Hannah blowing herself about one particular joke. It episode 108. Hannah Gatsby's proposition is the podcast is called Good One. A podcast about jokes. I think there's a lot of gold in there dude. Please. Shit. Sounds like a bonus episode to me. Love the show. Hit this fucking bitch dude. I think you'll love it later. Keep it out man good work Kaya are you listening

Maybe I could do a bonus show with Kaya we can do like a cross Across over with official podcast or something you know that other guys from that show sweet kaya I like that like that. That sounds fantastic. That sounds fantastic. I guess sounds fucking awful. Sounds like some pretty good material right there. Alright, this was a clip that I would have played at the beginning of our show. We had too many cold opens.

I'll say. Hey Carl, just catching up on some of the Patreon. I just listened to the crossover number 8 eight the tds w a t p cross over in uh... you know i came across that part where patrick michael had all these people just doing these crazy intros into uh... and to do you party

and i thought you know self what the hell does w a t p need what's a fucking corny intros so here you go ready three two one what's up everybody This is K-Roth and you're looking at w-a-t-p All right go fuck yourself. I love it perfect now that You better be doing a hypochariot doing that

Welcome to who are these podcasts white power Welcome to who are these podcasts? White Power! Hey there, Carl. This is Chris B. You may know me from hanging around your picture on only day before the show and viewing of your show. I usually try to be funny in the chat, but not much competition. So I just went on to call and say, you're the only show now that I support financially

and fit to and you know what, it's paying off. You guys doing a great job. Yes we are. Now for why I'm calling is that the show that I used to support financially and the like, well that was who's right but that there are boss calls by now Avoid them word nine. They're not worth it, but the official podcast

Carl you got to go back You got to review review of a show It got away too over cost and for their own good You got to bring them down a peg Carl You just got to bring them down a peg, Carl. You just got to. We just, we just, you've got to do something. I mean, I know the most popular guy, the show is your most popular co-host, but you can burn some, I don't think, burn bridges with you one, but you get your duty, Carl, to burn every podcast that deserves it. Is this Ray Romano?

This one deserves it. One of the ones you know. All right, now I'm about to be in your Patreon only, a day before the show viewing chat. You want to recommend me for my terrible worst-milk call or whatever All right, 45 seconds I should say call me back. I'm working a dead-end job. I need an excuse to get out of it. So Call me back call me back

Chris be I like that guy. I like recipe tail. That was a log voice voice about that. A little bit too long. What was he talking about official podcast? Hey, I don't know. I don't know. I can't. I can't. Talk about Kaya. Remember that show that you already made fun of? You should make fun of that show. I guess. All right. Come on, Mario. So we do that all the time, right? Go back and re-review shows. I read. It's a couple.

It's a couple that we've been out a few times. I've maybe one or two. Carl, this is our Lucas. There's only one place. Only one place you can have the live show. And that is the beautiful city of Syracuse. Hmm. Call me back.

Our Lucas from the subreddit. Another place I've seen him. You do get used to the smell after a while. Do you? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think Syracuse would be a place I would go to for that, but I'll do you one worse.

It's one of the most polluted places in North America. It's really, there is something very W-A-T-P about. You know what I mean? Something about the mercury and the salt. That's really cool. I do think that Detroit's in the lead right now, just from the feedback that I've been getting. However, I'll buy a ticket.

You'll be there. Yeah, I'll go. However. I've never been to Detroit. Nobody has. Yeah. Yeah. I can't think of one reason to go to Detroit. Why would we go there for this?

So the only concern I have is is Michigan open will it be open? Yeah, why can we go somewhere in the show there? Let's go to California Maybe California Andy alright fucking Detroit keep giving us your suggestions. It's just all right There's a couple of reasons why Detroit makes sense. It's close cripple Jesus lives there These key so that's all I got yeah God I should I should have planned this better. I'm ending the voice mouse like boomer guy Embarrassed himself here Carl boomer guy hey

What the fuck is Chrissy mayor doing on your shit? Isn't Chrissy mayor that one chick who try to dress up as a man to prove that like I guess comedy is sexist and She fucking bombed and like every single fucking sexist and she fucking bombed and like every single fucking stand up open might that she was at and then she cried because she found out that she wasn't really funny why the fuck are you inviting a hole on your fucking show man anyway go fuck yourself love you bye I can't fucking take it that was body McFarland did that that Chrissy mayor's body McFarland did that! Now Chrissy Mayor's Body McFarland! Who are these podcasts?

The Holocaust wasn't real! I don't know, who gives a shit? Why am I still doing this? I'm out of here.