Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep251 - Yo, Is This Racist?

Episode Date: March 28, 2021

A bunch of racist people do a show where they explain whether or not you're able to have an opinion on something based on the shade of your skin. Seriously.  Doug from Who's Right? is back to discuss how Black on Asian crime is a result of white supremacy and how Patrick Michael got a new soundboard and proves white people are not that great. Also, Adam Goldstein joins us to discuss his legal issues with Stuttering John. Not to be outdone, Patrick from Sketchy Press then joins to discuss his legal issues with Brent Hatley. All that and more on the episode I spent the most time editing in my entire life.  Double your deposit with promo code: watp MyBookie - https://bit.ly/MB_WATP 20% off your purchase with the code "watp20" https://manscaped.com/   Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ https://whosrightpodcast.com/ http://adamgoldstein.info/ https://www.sketchypress.com/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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to read some reviews. So I'm excited about that. But first, we'll be reviewing a podcast called, yo, is this racist? This is a suggestion from the great sea mousse. Doug and I both listen separately. We have not discussed it. We'll each other beforehand.

Let's get into it. This is a show that's hosted by Andrew T, or is it T or tie T? I went with tie. Andrew Tye and Tawny Newsom. And I'm gonna make fun of them for not doing a lot of prep work. I don't even know the names of the fucking homeless.

That's not a good start on my part. Basically, I'm going to play a clip that sums up what this show structure is or format. This is a podcast where we listen to your voice mails about the various racisms in your life. Yeah, we friends lives. And we talk about them. Sometimes with a special guest or guest, this week we happen to have a special guest. Yeah, Jason Conceptsion is here. What's up? guest. Yeah. Jason Concepts. He own is here. What's up? So you call in or you email them and you say, yo, this person did this thing. Is that racist? And they go, yes, it definitely is. And then they explain that everything that people do is based on the race of other people around them. It's a lot of fun. So that may have been the format of how the show started. But I think where they're at now

is they talk about things for 20 minutes that nobody gives a fuck about. And then they answer one or two voice mails that nobody gives a fuck about. Do you have a clip that maybe sums up the show for you, Doug? I do. It's number 29. All right. It's so evident for us that this is like a white supremacy problem. Even when the direct perpetrators are maybe not white. Yes. This is a theme throughout the show that every bad behavior by anyone is white supremacy regardless of who actually perpetrates the offense.

Yeah, so I don't know if you're familiar with the term echo chamber, but they, they, they, they, they only bring guests on that hate white people. Yes, yes, I, I, I, I noticed there was a lot of people challenging some of these ridiculous notions that they had. There wasn't a lot of debate around whether or not

things were racist. It was just very much assumed that yes, everything they were talking about was racist. Since you went in that direction, Doc, I'm going to get right into it and I'm going to try to keep this fun and light and not to Anthony Kumiae with Crime Stats, but I had a look up some because when people are full of shit, you kind of got to point out one of the things that we do on our show. So these are two Asian guys. And we're in the midst of this terrible tragedy that happened down in Georgia where this white guy went around and shot up three different massage parlors killing six Asian women.

And of course, it's been widely reported that hate crime against Asian is way up last year and end this year. And so it's mostly this episode was mostly these two Asian guys talking about how terrible this all is. I mean, just like, I think to me the thing that was exemplified it is like Andrew Yang being like. Oh yeah, well, shout out to the NYPD. And it's like, yeah, come on. Yeah, how are you gonna fight white super?

But, but you know, and people are mad at me to the NYPD and it's like, yeah, how are you gonna fight white supremac? But, you know, and people are mad at me for not sort of supporting Andrew Yang. So they're even pissed at Andrew Yang and what he did, his crime was he supported the NYPD, which in these guys' minds is white supremacy. If you support the police in any way, you're a white supremacist. So I listened to two episodes. The one that you're talking about was the second one that I listened to. Yeah. And it made me understand that in this country, there are two schools of thought. There are people that kill Asians because they're yellow. Yeah. And there are

people that kill Asians because they hate people that give hand jobs. Right. And I think in this case, he killed them. My belief is that he killed them because they give hand jobs Well, I don't want to get into the politics per se But the shooter said had nothing to do with a racial motivation It was all about sex workers and he had a hang-up on Saxon was addicted to it and was trying to rid the world of the evil that is sex working So then you didn't you just get into the politics of it by saying that? Of course, Doug.

Of course, I just want to point out that this is kind of cut and dry. The shooter came out and said what his motivation was, and they're still like, yeah, but he must have hated Asian people. That was obviously Trump got him to do that. So I wanted to point out because he says, I cannot stand up for Andrew Yang because he was applauding NYPD for stepping up a trolls in Chinatown. What the NYPD did was they tried to protect the Asian people.

So I looked this up, Doug. I wanted to see how white is this NYPD, all these white supremacists. 46% are white, 29% are Hispanic, 50% are black, and 9% are Asian. So race has nothing to do with racism. And that's going to be a lot of fad as we travel through the rest of the show that makes zero sense.

So in keeping in line with you talking about the cops, play my clip number 22. This is them referencing the sheriff and it's, it's a play 22. The sheriff's deputy who gave the press conference after the mass shooting in Atlanta was then discovered to have been a fervent supporter of the kind of anti-China, China spread the flu discourse that has amplified China, spread the flu discourse that has amplified the kind of dark energy in the consciousness that is exploded into violence. A fervent supporter of this, my goodness, what did he do, Doug?

I mean, if he's a fervent supporter, he must be at Rally saying we need to kill all the ages. What did he do? I believe he referenced COVID as the China virus. He actually had a t-shirt that was something of parity on like a beer. Some of the COVID-19 and it said imported from China, but it was CHY-NA, which... Like the wrestler?

I honestly don't know what the joke was, and I even googled it to try to figure out. I mean, fuck it, I ducked, ducked, go that shit. I couldn't figure it out. So I'm not sure what the joke was, but it was a joke, sure. And he posted that Facebook, people were laughing in the comments and things. But this proves that Jay Baker is a fervent supporter of this. What more thing I want to point out. So they're talking about how this hate crimes

against Asian people is white supremacy. They mentioned this many times. From voice of America, only two of the 20 people arrested last year in connection with these attacks in New York City were white. According to the New York police department, Dana analyzed by the Center for the Study of Hate and Extremism love and were African Americans, six were white Hispanics, and one was a black Hispanic. Feelings don't care about your facts, pal. I agree, and that's their truth, and I can't take that away from it.

If their truth is black people harming agents as white supremacy, then I can't argue that. It's like a Simpson's episode. Yes. There were a bunch of attacks in San Francisco and others that were it was it was not like a white first. It was just some it was like it was a it was an African-American person or someone else of some other. So I'm like, well that's the well having more police yeah, looking out for for that is again not a solution to any of this.

The solution is like, how do we get these people to lose their jobs? And they go right to why didn't they get people fired? Which is always a lot of fun. When you're a public person, now this guy, Jason Concepts Young, is the creative director of Crook and Media. He also works for the NBA and does a bunch of things.

It's got like 260,000 followers on Twitter. It's a lot of fun when you go around and you're like, look at the way that we solve this and all this problem with the police is we just fire all the white people. I don't understand. He even says it's easy. It's actually tremendously simple what the solution is. Yeah, just fire all the white people on the police force

and we'll no longer have this problem, dog. I mean, it's so simple. Why isn't, why haven't people figured this out yet? I am a proponent of firing everybody from their job, regardless of what their job is. Anybody that upsets me with, like, so today, Doug from Good Times, great movies, sent a tweet out that referenced how many times I say, um, yeah, he should be fucking fired. Let's fire him.

What does he do for us? Yeah, let's get him fired. What do that sell? Ruined everybody's life that isn't me. What are they thinking? In 2018, according to the DOJ, there were 182,000 reports of Asian victims of these, the offender was 24% of the time white, 28% of the time black,

even though the US population is 62% white, and 12% black, just pointing these things out because it seems like there's a lot of talk about white supremacy and I don't know that it adds up, I don't know that the facts are really, that's coming through on my end. I guess moving on, this show to me was, it was just really, really bad in that the messaging was bad

and the way that they talk is bad. Yeah. And as you reference earlier, they do no show prep. Right. And I, for one, can't stand shows that don't do show prep properly before they get going. I know.

I know Anthony's always going, come on, Doug, we gotta step up our game. What are we doing? So, play number four. I think that's always going, come on, Doug, we got to step up our game. What are we doing? So play number four. I think that's a good example of that. Speaking of garbage, you know, it's bad racism. Andrew, what's the, uh, what's the news that you were going to surprise me with? I know you have one. I don't actually. Speaking of garbage, you know it's bad racism, racism. It's all these people talk about racism. And they used it in a way that I've never heard it used before. My clip number five.

Okay. I'm sure there are lots of things. There are lots of racisms happening all over the world. Lots of racisms. I've never heard that before. Dude, that's why you're a white supremacist. lots of racisms happening all over the world. A lot of racisms. I've never heard that before. Dude, that's why you're a white supremacist. You don't even know about all these racisms that are happening.

That's my white privilege standing through. By the way, speaking of how much prep these guys do, I was doing episode where they were talking about this Megan Markle interview with Oprah, which I promise I'm not gonna get into on this episode. I just thought it was funny That's what they're covering on an entire show and they start with this So I did not manage to actually watch the actual interview because I was like I think I know where this is going

I mean he's he can probably figure it out from context. This buddy told him what happened. He's fine He's ready to comment about it So I don't remember the the female host name. It's a tawny. Tawny, yeah. So in the episode that I listen to, it's also, they're also talking about Megan Markle. Yeah. Uh, but if you play clip number first number seven.

Okay. Respective. I know nothing about the royals. I've never been like a big fan of these people. So I don't care about them. But what I do know is I know Hollywood pretty well at this fucking point. And we all know people who know Meghan Markle, we know people who are good friends with her. We know people who probably don't like her that much and have worked with her. If she was a bully, if she was in any way with what they're saying, this news would have flown around town. Well, there you go.

Open the showcase. Yeah, I didn't know that I was going to take her seriously when she said she knows people, that knows people that knows people that has met Meghan Markle, but I looked up her IMDB and she was, I mean, this was coming from agency employee number one in the 2019 blockbuster spies and disguise. So you know that she knows people in Hollywood. Well, okay, I do want to point something out here, Doug, because I find this to be funny.

They talk about Hollywood a lot and the fact that they're in Hollywood and they have both been in TV shows and done things like that. So you have an Asian guy and a black woman who are both way more successful in the world of entertainment than dug in myself who are a couple of white guys crying about all the racism in this country. Oh, you poor thing. I can't believe what terrible this country has. Makes a lot of sense. So I looked over at their, they reference a lot their premium package that you can sign

up for. They don't use Patreon, but it's similar Yeah, and so they the name of it is is you always this racist and the description is You always this racist podcast tackles tough questions with humor They don't reference they don't tackle any tough Questions and they refuse to use humor for the entirety of it. Oh, there is but but zero humor. Yeah, God. If you, if you jump to number two, it's them promoting their premium package as to why you should sign up and give them money. I'm not drinking. I've told you all this before. I'm also on a cleanse, which I will talk about more in the premium show because we don't do that shit here. This is the serious show. Yeah. Talking about a cleanse is an example of their fun content. Yeah. If you want to hear about me shitting

runny water, come over and give me five bucks. Number three is another example of what they're pushing. That's just way too much fun for me to give out for free. Um, on the premium show, Kevin and I have started doing something we're calling Chicago corner where we just reminisce about different meats we miss from the windy city. Wow. You can you fucking believe that? We can't relate to that. Meat from the windy city.

Hey, have you ever had a Chicago sausage? Yeah, I have. It's fine. Okay. Okay. Put that up as $5 bonus content or something. I want some money from that conversation. I've heard it.

The Sauer crowd's amazing. All right, that's an episode. We're knocking down the money. I can't get down. Oh boy. So number one, they're kicking off the episode, the first episode I listened to talking about the type of drinks and what not that they like.

But I think we may have moved into compari and soda season. Oh, yeah, I remember because last year, the first march of the pandemic, we were doing a lot of compari beverages and a lot of negronies, I feel like. These are self-important assholes. I was just curious how they would transition talking about an Italian licorite into old English 800. I see now dog. You see what you did there? I do.

It's a serious type. And by the way, I want to point out based on what I've heard from these people, I listen to three different episodes. Waste supremacy is actually jokes they don't like. So what you just said is an example of white supremacy. Also, there was a mayor who gave a speech and he said he wanted to be tough on crime. And the term tough on crime is right-wing rhetoric,

which is also white supremacy. So if you support the police and you want to be tough on crime, you are a white supremacist. Yeah, I've got that here somewhere in my damn normally I can keep up with you, but I lost it. Oh, take your time, buddy. I got it. Oh, here we go.

Number 23. I'm a ridiculous shit. You say anyway. So it's fine. I was there was it. 23. Okay. The mayor of St. Gabriel was basically calling for a war on crime.

Like literally like white supremacist rhetoric. Like war on crime. War on crime is a white supremacist rhetoric. You know why? Are white people pro-crime? Is that what they're saying? Is that what they're saying? So I think they're inferring, which I don't agree with this, but these mother fucking

racists are inferring that only black people commit crime. Yeah, right? By the way, you know, it's funny. I wanted to look at their Twitter to see what they're up to and I'm already blocked I don't know if I was blocked. You're sick. I don't know if they somewhat told them that we did the promo But I don't troll anyone on the internet. I literally just use internet to promote myself and that's about it. And when people block me, I find that to be hilarious. So number 27, if you can explain to me what she means when she says this, because I clipped it without even understanding what she was saying. I also feel insane about the way that the media has tried to separate these victims womanness

from their asianness, which is in no way possible. So the two people she was talking to didn't even question it, just yeah. Well, what does it mean? I will tell you what this means because I pulled that same clip and I had a thought about this. As I mentioned before, they're talking about these

hate crimes on asian. So the two asian guys are talking, and the woman was left out of the conversation. The black woman was not allowed to speak on this matter. So she said, well, wait, it's fucked this. All eight of those victims were women. I'm a woman, so I'm the victim here too. I should be able to talk.

I mean, we're all victims, obviously, but I'm a victim for many reasons. I'm black, I'm a woman. These people are murdered for being women, therefore I'm a victim also. Like, okay. Okay, then,, I'm a woman, these people are murder for being women, therefore, I have a victim also. Okay, then if I enjoy hand jobs, doesn't that make me a victim too? Yes!

You should go to jail for that. No, not a, no, I'm a victim. I should get to jail for a job. I should get to jail for a job. I love the fact that they're talking about that these people really love getting people fired and getting people canceled. They're talking about they're on earwolf, the earwolf network, which how did this get made

as on. We pointed out how woke that fucking show has become. But still, there's enough racism over there that they could get them canceled. The best part about earwolf is that all the engineers and all the producers are great. And if, and, but even if they weren't, if they wanted to ruin us, we could probably ruin the institution of earwolf right back So I think it's just like a it's just a draw Remember when we used to have the nuclear arms race and it was like well, yeah, you can blow us up

We'll blow it right back now. It's the cancel culture race. Oh, you want to kick us off your network We could see some shit about you guys. I get all right. Well, I'll just call a true side of We can see some shit about you guys. All right, well, I'll just call a truth, Sadat. Chad, there's another example of them talking about how hardcore they are or whatever. Number 12 is why they have a problem selling merch. Yeah. I'm just trying my best.

It's also like hard to convey the wild tone of this show on a item that you wear or drink out of. Oh, okay. It's not just the fact that the show sucks and they deserve zero audience. Right. They just can't capture the assets. Like they'd like to be able to.

All right, that makes sense. So when you were listening to it, did you was there any part of the conversation that you just thought, you know what, I actually agree with everything that they're saying? No, you know what's funny? It's funny you say that. When I listened to the flat earthers, I agree with with everything that they're saying. No, you know what's funny? It's funny to say that.

When I listened to the flat earthers, I agree with more of what they had to say than these fucking idiots. Flat earthers made more sense than these people who just saw everything through the prism of racism. It was amazing how ridiculous some of their points were like we've already pointed out. You don't have to be white to be a white supremacist.

You just have to be a black person who doesn't want crime in their to be white to be a white supremacist. You know, you just have to be a black person. It doesn't want crime in their neighborhood and that makes you a white supremacist. Well, there was a part in the episode that I listened to that I thought, you know what, this really resonates with me. I agree with what she's saying 100%. My clip number 26.

This feels so much harder for me because the experiences are different and I understand that. And I think because they are different, it's made me feel like I'm realizing that I have gotten terrifyingly comfortable with the way black people are treated and murdered in this country. I understand it. No, you don't.

You host a podcast about racism. You're not comfortable with it at all. It's the only thing you talk about. I disagree with that one, Doug. You're not okay with black people being murdered. I'm not okay with that. I don't think she has either. Me neither, Carl.

And I'm standing up against it right now. I want her fired as a way to pay back to blacks or something. All right, you know what? I just realized that what I said to you when I answered your question was incorrect. There were a few things they said that I agreed with. I mean, I think it's fair to say we are less informed than the average person. Hello, exactly! That made sense to me. I seemed about right.

Also, this one. We don't know shit about anything. BEEP! Play clip number 24. All right. That, you know, like I've been called names all throughout my life. As as as as every Asian I know. And I think every I think for the most part, people are just like, oh, sorry.

Like that's just a thing we do as kids. Do you know why as kids you make fun of Asian people? Why is that, Doug? Clip number 25. Okay. I need to have an answer. Oh, no more Yankee, my Winky. But don't go need food.

Because they're funny. That's why. Also, I do want to point out, and I know that this is not something I'm allowed to point out, but kids make fun of everyone for everything all of the time. In fact, don't make fun of me all the time, and I'm a white guy. The people in my own shed are goofing out my appearance as we speak right now. I'm a straight white male, and there's a good chance that if I walk out to my car, the neighborhood kids will throw rocks at me and call me fat ass as I'm walking.

Yes! And rightfully so. This guy talks about what a tough upbringing he had. Now this is the Asian guy who grew up in a white neighborhood. Like I grew up in a white area so it was like this and I was always very aware that it was like you have to be watchful of anything that could happen and that you could be called a slur at any given time. Oh my God, you got to be watchful.

You could be called a slur at any given time. Keep a lookout for that. Play clip number 20. All she's trying to say is I've been quite active on Twitter this week. I think the thing that I have been consistently getting in trouble with is I think what would I because I've been I've been I think this week more than ever. I think I got a little a little too nuanced on Twitter perhaps. They're not good broadcasters.

That's for sure. That's painfully obvious. Yeah. So they they also have a couple of crutch words. Okay. So we'll start with the short one. Number 14 is them literally not using the word literally correctly. Literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally. All right, that's a few times there. Okay, so you have two choices. You can, number 10 is a clip of them using the word like in a sentence. Okay.

We have one choice. Play. My mom's a great teacher and will like her students will like turn on their camera and be like, Ms. Bartel, look, I learned how to floss. And then they'll start like dancing. She's like, that's very nice to me, but we're doing math right now. Oh, that's cute. Like what like races the person who keeps saying like like he was yellow as well. Okay.

Number 13 is the like super cut. It's a minute and 27 seconds long. So I know you don't want to play the whole thing. I will certainly do my friend. Let's hear it. 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So I understand that I believe that doing supercuts is not hacked, but it's the easy way to make somebody look stupid. Correct. But listening to this episode, which was, I think it was about 40 minutes long, I knew right off the bat that I was going to have to do some just because I couldn't ignore it. The funny thing about the word like Doug is how short it is. It is one syllable.

So when you put together a superclip of the word like, it should not last for a minute and a half for a 40 minute long episode. That's a lot of likes. Oh, I'm aware. I love it. I explain things to Doug. He's like, no shit.

And then the other one is number 15. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Wonderful shit. Yeah, they're very agreeable on this show. There's little one can say that wouldn't be agreed with from these folks. So it's a 40 minute episode. They spend five minutes talking about her shit and on their premium episode, two minutes saying like, a minute saying yeah, literally sprinkled around in there and then white people bat.

Oh, you forgot the other part of the show. And that is the two sponsors they have on every episode that I heard anyway. So better help is convenient, professional and affordable. We want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you'll get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor at betterhelp.com slash YITR. So I found this to be very similar to these true crime shows that will have like a home security system as the sponsor. Oh my gosh everyone's trying to kill you. And by the way this is brought to you by home securities R.S.

These people are explaining that the world is terrible. Everyone's a racist. We're all going to die. And then they're like, do you need help with your mental state? Yes. After listening to your show, all of you do. All of you need help with your mental state. So they're talking about terrible all these tragedies are against the Asian people. Then they do these ads, one of them is for honey, and honey gets you discounts when you shop online.

So she's, woman's really excited about that. Oh my God, I'm saving billions of dollars with honey. And then they have to like come back to this really serious conversation and they try to segue it. Yeah, I, you know, yeah, we're still talking about just the simmering evidently constant rage of white men in particular.

Right. Oh, good, okay. I was having fun for a second talking about getting discounts online using honey. Let's get back to how white people are full of rage in all times. I just want to murder minorities. Thank you. I'm glad that we're doing that.

This will be fun. So I'm going to try to test with you. How has this week been with you, Carl? My week's been great. Okay. Number 18 is how their guest answered that same question. Okay. How has this week struck you, I guess?

I mean, it's been very sad. And it feels very present, you know, and I think in a way that, in a way that feels of a peace with the last four years or something like that, you know, certainly that feeling has become more pointed over the last, you know, since 12 months since COVID has come into our lives and the discourse around it the last, you know, since 12 months since COVID has come into our lives and the discourse around it has been, you know, objectively and, uh,

manifestly, uh, racist. See, this is why I didn't believe you were a victim before, Doug. Victims have to be downtrodden all the time. They have to say, oh my God, it's been another tough week. It's so horrible. Why would happen to you? I turn on CNN. It's so terrible. Everything would happen to you? I turn on CNN. It's so terrible.

Everything's so doom and gloom. Hey, you know what you could have done? Is turn off CNN and go live your life? I might have been a good way to avoid that, but just throw that out there as a possibility. So I believe that this is an example of one of the Asian people talking to one of the other Asian people. And they're trying to express how happy they are to see that they're still alive with Asians being

gunned down. As they are, yeah. Number seven. Oh, yeah. Specifically, I feel like Chinese Americans have been sucking up a lot of the discourse this week or like East Asians. And yeah, I don't know. I feel like I'm really happy, you know, just to see you in general. Also, I can't believe how much, how nice your camera is like the depth of field of this thing is you like that. Thank you very much. It's a, it's a really nice like Sony 4K camera that we got so that we could record an Asian person has good electronics You don't say For a time ever All right, since you played that dog I want to get into this part because these people are so obsessed with skin color

That even the Asian people amongst themselves are Racists against each other and are a little bit annoyed with the East Asian people who are more fair-skinned. I think that the highest volume of like, this is an inside conversation at the very least and on some level shut the fuck up because I kinda kept aligning Asians with really like kind of like wealthy East Asians.

So then he goes on to say later in the show, and this is the most racist thing I've ever heard in my life. It's troubling to me how much oxygen, like East Asians, fair skinned Asians, fucking take in this conversation. Like I don't like it. He literally wants people with fair skin than him to shut the fuck up even though they're also Asians.

And then he says something that I can't believe this even exists. And it feels like like like the movie Crazy Rich Asians was really about like 15 Chinese people. Yes. And yet it's still called Asians. It's it's sort of actively anti-brownation within the movie within the text of the movie. And yet we still just are like yeah, those are the quotations. Well, that's retarded. Doug, there's a billion people in China, 15 of them were featured in this movie,

and for some reason that was racist, I've never seen this movie. I don't understand what's racist about having only Chinese people in a movie about Chinese people. What am I missing here? How, there's still Asian. You can be Chinese, you're in Chinese and Asian at the same time, I'm confused.

I think you forgot the part where he said they were anti-brown Asian. Oh, they're anti-brown, I didn't know, I've never heard that term before, a brown Asian. I've never heard about that. The guy, later says this. I'm being an asshole. Yes, you're being an asshole.

That's all these people are that are on here. And everybody that's ever, ever been on this show and anybody that will ever come on this show is just a fucking asshole. That's all these people are that are on here. And everybody that's ever, ever been on this show and anybody that will ever come on this show is just a fucking asshole. All right, this is fun talking about white people. It's like how many times do you have to tell white people the same basic shit before it's their fault

that they don't know it? Like, so according to this guy, white people are so dumb. They keep explaining to us that white supremacy has nothing to do with being white. It has everything to do with things that they don't like, like police or whatever fucking nonsense. They're against that day. They equate to white supremacy, whether you're white or not. And when I go, well, I don't know that having a strong police force is anything to do with white supremacy. They go, we keep telling you that. What do you fucking stupid?

You're not hearing the message? I just disagree. I just think you're in it yet. That's all. It's not white supremacy. The other thing that they reference a couple times in that episode was if a Chinese person is working in a predominantly white environment,

the Chinese people don't necessarily realize that they're not white. Oh, geez. And white people can take that number 21. Okay, God forbid, we don't focus on each other's races and we just fucking coexist. There's a lot of people to your point who are just coming into some kind of dawning of awareness that the white people

around them know that they are not white and could revoke that status at any given time. It's the most retarded fucking thing I've ever heard. They live in a world where they're waiting to be a victim. It's like dude, Asian people are more successful, have a higher education, make more money in this country than white people. And yet they're like, yeah, but we're still the victim. Okay, fine.

You win. You win because maybe someday, I mean, fuck, if they were talking about internment camps during World War II, I'd be like, yeah, that was some shitty shit that happened. That would make more sense. This country has been racist against Asian people. They could have pointed that out. But instead, they're talking about all this fake shit

that doesn't, that isn't real. Yeah. I, this show sucked. This show sucked so bad. All right, I gotta play you my favorite clip from this because the logic here is mind-boggling. Well, I mean, just in general, if you have a press conference, I mean, that's why this show,

the thing that we talked about, I talked about on the blog a lot, which is like, racist don't get to say whether or not they're racist. Like, since when do we put those fuckers in charge of this shit? So that's, I'm just like, if you're ever giving a press conference to say,

I'm not racist, um, you're racist. Like, so, Doc, according to this logic, if you're accused of being racist, you are a racist, you cannot defend yourself, you defend yourself, it proves you're a racist. So based on that logic, I'm going to say that Andrew from the show, yo, is this racist? Is a pedophile? Andrew from the show Yo is this racist is a pedophile And if Andrew wants to deny that he's a pedophile then that's going to prove he's a pedophile because that's what a pedophile would do They would deny it. Andrew is a pedophile based on the fact that anyone who says they're not racist is a racist I'm using that same logic Hi everybody. This is post-production Carl and I just want to say that I do not think

Andrew is a pedophile. This was just to illustrate a point of how flawed his logic is. Once again, I'm not accusing Andrew of actually being a pedophile. This was just trying to show him that he's a moron. You know what? I'm going to just go with that. He's a moron. Alright, back to the show.

Oh boy. Anything else, back to the show. Boy, anything else you want to talk about on here? So I guess the last thing is they're starting a separate podcast and I think it's going on their premium or whatever. Number 30. You know, right? I like any listeners who are sports heads. I mean, it's cool to go listen to Jason's shit because you know, he's in the fight with us, man. You don't got to listen to some racists talking about that. I mean, that's the thing to like that's was the pitch for the show is that listen, we're going to do all the things that a sports show does. We're gonna talk about games. We're gonna talk about players. We're gonna talk about trades and such, but we're gonna lean into the conversations that that are at the forefront of sports, but that other places are gonna kind of like try and shy away

from trying to find an excuse to not talk about. We're gonna talk about it. Oh my God. Is there a ton of racism in sports? Is that the one place where there's not a lot of racism? Can we all agree on that? No, I would say that there is a lot of racism in sports. Please explain this to me, Doug.

When is the last white boxing champion or the okay, all right. When's the last time you saw a Jewish guy catch a touchdown in the sea, we're all right. If you're going to go that a call that I'm with you on that. All right, more of the fun illogic that they come up with. It's so evident for us that this is like a white supremacy problem. Even even when the direct perpetrators are maybe not, it's like, that has been the thing that's been so funny is watching the racists on Twitter. I think they have gotchas with this shit.

It's like, well, so good. The perpetrators are, you know, whatever, not white in this way or like he claims this. And it was really like, just to rest say, I mean, to me, I in this way or like he claims this. And it was really like distressing. I mean, to me, I think that maybe also like goes back to this like police thing or like the anti-blackness in Asian communities. You're a stupid dumbass.

The guy goes, people on Twitter are pointing out that when I'm saying this is white supremacy, that it's actually black people who are beating up Asians. And he goes, that's a fucking stupid argument because I called it white supremacy. So they don't have a gotcha there, you fucking idiots. And then this one I just call projecting. Regarding the various perpetrators who are not white terrorists,

when you send signals out into the world, these were statements from the mouth of the president, people closed him about who is to blame for something. add into the world. These were statements from the mouth of the president, people closed him about who is to blame for something. People pick that up. You know, that's everywhere. That's on television, that's like on social media, that's everything you read.

When you hear that these people are to blame for this, that message goes out and people hear it. Says the guy blaming everything on white people. Does he not realize how ironic that is? You know, when you keep saying that one race of people is responsible for all the problems in the world, people are gonna get violent against those people. And by the way, everything is white supremacy.

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-♪ Pringiove the week, crazy ove the week. So Adam Thoreau has been sending in tons of shit and this one I just had to play because I don't know how we found this show, but it is bonkers. This is the Hey Poopy podcast with Dave and Ellen and this is episode 112 but it'll always be number two to us and This podcast is about poop, but it's also about everything you do with your butthole

Cloting when you're born without one. Yes, we have a guess that was born without a butthole. Hey, poopy is a show about buttholes. And they have over 100 episodes. Don't know how to put yourself in the position of somebody that was unfortunately born without a butthole. And you go on to a podcast and that's how they introduce you all happy about it. Speaking of buttholes, this guy has never taken a shit in his life.

I'm fine. Doug, we're going to do something a little different than usual right now. We're going to bring on a guest. This is Adam Goldstein from Adam Goldstein.tv. What's happening, buddy? Hey, what's up, Carl? Can you hear me? I can. Coming in loud and clear. Hey, what's up, Cosaroo? How you doing? Hey, thanks for having me on the show. I really appreciate it. Thanks for coming on the show. I'll do a quick setup and then you can say your piece. So, Adam came into my view when he posted a hilarious video where he's interviewing Stuttering John, but not really. And he does like a five-minute-long clip where it's just John's reaction, Shas. Because as we know, John will sit in silence for six,

seven minutes at a time as his guest pritals on about nonsense. And he'll just make faces and act like he's involved in the conversation. So Adam did a brilliant job of taking that footage and then pretending that he was interviewing John. And I guess John didn't like that very much, huh? So yeah, so I mentioned Suttering John on my YouTube channel and I was covering his videos and doing reaction videos. And I didn't think it was a big deal. I just figured whatever to be fun, something to do for the WAKP audience.

Maybe they check it out and think it was a big deal. I just figured whatever to be fun, something to do for the WAKP audience. Maybe they'd check it out and think it was funny. Yeah. I mentioned Heather W. actually jokingly on the interview that you referenced and he didn't like it at all. He got really, really mad. And I guess he DMCAed three. It was actually four of my videos.

And I'm still waiting to hear from YouTube now. I actually wrote them a letter, which is available on my website, Adamgoldstein.info, so you can check that out. And I wrote an open letter to them to explain to them basically what John does and how he abuses the DMCA process. He's known for this. Well, what kind of cases he have on this?

I'm concerned. It's hard, I'm concerned, none. But I got a little bit of an inkling that he supposedly there is this, like I guess the word is that he was trying to get a lawyer to scare me so that he could shut me up. But I mean, I'm not going to stop regardless of what happens with the DMCA thing. If he takes down my YouTube channel, I'm just going to keep putting those shows up on the website. So I'm going to keep making fun of John, and I just hope that people check it out, check out the shows on my website. So I'm going to keep making fun of John and I just hope that people check it out, check out the shows on my website, it's hard to make them funny. But it's just, it's one of

the things I'm waiting for you to get back to me now. But I think they should rule in my favor. There's no reason they should take my channel down. It's bullshit. Well, don't you already have two strikes against you? So two of those actually went through. Yeah, and I did dispute them, but it said counter notification rejected for two of them. And then for the third one, it's like kind of hanging in limbo right now. So it kind of sucks because anyone can make a claim against anyone else. And then it's on you approved.

I this happened to me with Tom Myers. So I posted a video where I was pulling clips from Tom Myers stand up comedy and goofing on it. And I'm DMCAed that video. And I fought it. And one, that video, and I fought it, and won, which was fun, but yeah, because it's obviously fair use for something like that. And he was, I think he was trying to use

because it's on an album. I think he was trying to claim, like music copyrights, very different. You can't clip a portion of a song and put it in your video. You will be taken down for that. Anyway, I'm really sorry to hear that that he's going after like that. And I can't believe he's not going after our deep fake video.

I know I know about the revenge of the system. I know and I learned the video is where he's dressed up as the cockroach. That is brilliant. It really is producer Chris. I love it. And you know that. That costume. Thank you. Yeah, and you know what gets under his skin too. So he's just he's perfect in skinned individual. It's just ridiculous. So if anybody wants to see the letter that I wrote to YouTube, they can check that out on my blog, which is available on my website. And all of the videos that he tried to take down, those are available on my website as well. So I think some of them are funny than others others but i think people should definitely check them out and i definitely want people to hear how the w story to you know i'm trying to i'm hoping to get her on my show uh soon but i'd love thank you so much for

having her on and doing the bonus episode when i heard she came on to come to work with you on again i just i thought it was awesome i was so excited yeah she's interesting. She definitely has an inside perspective on things. In fact, there's a video that I never played and I really should have where John acknowledges that he's son of a tax asking her for payment so that he could pay his mortgage. And this is really funny. I don't know why I've never played this before but this is great. This is not't know why I've never played this before, but this is great

This is not like an episode of Suttering John. This is just him hanging out somewhere in his shitty apartment And he's got the camera. It probably is phone. It's like right up in his face. There's no microphone So I'm just want to set the seat here a little bit. Here is the captain. It's all documented in my All in my text all in my demon, you know, DMs. It's very simple. She told you know she wanted to donate she wanted me to buy You know a new computer and go she wanted him to buy a new computer. I'm gonna stop right there. John wanted a new computer and asked somebody to help about There's what happened. She wanted me to buy a new computer. I'm gonna stop right there. John wanted a new computer and asked somebody to help about is what happened. She wanted me to buy a new computer. And you've never done what he's really spending the money on. I get the sense that he's really not being honest about what he's spending that money on because it doesn't look like he's putting the money into the show. That's for sure. That's a good point. He's talked about all this

stuff he's gonna buy lighting and that phone Do Hickey so he can take phone calls none of these things are happening a new camera He's got that crappy radio shard microphone that looks like a carry it looks like an old 90s like karaoke microphone Like I spent $60 like I'm a nobody my show is just so starting up right now $60 dude my microphone 60 bucks and it's it's it looks a lot more professional than I think he's using. And we all know that you just want to check the look professional. Does that to be professional? Just look professional. Yeah.

All right, back to the video. Yeah, I know. If you wanted me to buy, you know, a new computer. And I go, all right, you know, so I bought the compute. And then she said she was, all right, well, yeah, I'll say you the money. I got all right. I got what my mortgage is coming up. So, you know, can you send it?

But it gets that's because she told me to hold on. Stop it. That's not done. Okay. She, she, well, I didn't want to be rude. She, she wanted me to buy a new computer. Yeah. Wow.

And I'm like, yeah, my mortgage is coming up. Can you hurry up and send it? That transition to how you get from getting a new computer to him paying his mortgage, he called him a scam artist. And to me, scam artist implies somebody that has skill and deceiving somebody. He doesn't have that.

He's a good point. That's a good point. I'm getting some credit. Look at you guys think that I was asking her so I could pay my mortgage, but I was just asking her for money because I bought a computer that I couldn't afford and then needed to pay my mortgage.

Oh, okay. What does that mean? That mortgage just do. All right, let's go back to the top. Sorry. My mortgage is coming up so you know, can you set it? But that's because she told me she was gonna pay the computer. But it doesn't even matter.

That's the donation that she wanted to make. You know, what am I gonna say? No. Remember, he made a half a million dollars a year for 10 years. And in order to pay his mortgage, he has to have one listener, a viewer of his show, send him money.

He doesn't have enough money saved up to pay his mortgage to what it's to do unless a listener sends him PayPal. This is where we're at. And he's like, I don't know why you guys are making fun of me for this. You don't? It's pretty fucking funny. I know. He really has no excuse. He should have been so much smarter with his money. I mean, it's just like who do you know that's that would how many people do you know that made half a million dollars a year? You know what I mean? It's ridiculous. He's so stupid. But can I pay my mortgage without her paying? Sure.

But she wanted to pay for my computer. So, you know, that's what you know. But and it's all that she lies saying I asked for her to pay child support. It's all bullshit. You show me any documentation where I said that. All right, time out again. Who cares if it was child support or your mortgage?

Either way, it's fucking hilarious that you're begging Heather W for bodies that you could pay your bills. It's even worse that it's for stuff like that. You should be able to send that out on a zone. You know what I mean? That's pathetic. So Adam, I don't want to be a big timer here, but I never made half a million dollars a year and I could pay his mortgage Yeah, the load of bullshit, but you know these people can run away with it. Yeah, no, go ahead

I pay my child's poor for the last fucking what 10 years The guy need this fucking crazy fucking This is like a Chris Rock sketch now. We got he wants credit for paid in jobs You're supposed to pay your child support. Do you want a medal? I want to take the fucking pay my mortgage and child support. It's ridiculous. You want to hide money from settling John just put in your books.

Yeah, I put it under some soap. Good as gold. I'm glad you pay. I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. Also, how funny is that that every single comment is good as gold. It's like there's like two people watching his show and he had it all times. It's the same five assholes that moderate his chat. You know what I mean? It's like what kind of life do those people have? Oh my God.

I don't know, but I love it. I love it so much. Adam, so people should support you. Your videos are very funny. Check out your blog, check out what you're sending to you to give that URL again. Yeah, thank you so much, man. I really appreciate it. It's, sorry, go ahead.

Give that URL again, buddy. Yeah, it's Adam Goldstein.info. So I'm gonna be doing my shows. I'm gonna try to do it every week. Don't really have a set schedule yet, but I'm gonna figure that out. So I'm going to be doing my shows. I'm going to try to do it every week. Don't really have a set schedule yet, but I'm going to figure that out. So I'm going to do the show, I'm going to do the blog. I'll keep everybody updated on what's going on.

And hopefully YouTube should resolve this. I think I should have my channel restored. It's completely ridiculous. I agree. And looking forward to having C&U with Heather W. That should be a lot of fun. Oh, thank you so much. I appreciate that.

Well, you're here, though. I think we got a couple clips that we wanted to play from Stuttering John. Doug, you were checking out an episode, right? Yeah, his most recent episode. He had Bishop Talbert. I don't know if you know who that is. I do. So Bishop Talbert Swan. And he spelled it in the description, Talbitt.

He doesn't even spell the fucking name right of his guess. But, uh, yes, this guy is, um, he's an African American gentleman who, again, not so fond of white people. Yeah, I would, I would go so far to call him a black supremacist. Yeah. A pharmacist. Okay. I think that's about right.

Uh, so if you check out the bishops, uh, T tweet history, you don't have to go very far down and you can find a gem like this. You mayonnaise drippers are doing summer salts to defend a racist cop who described the mass murder of Asian people as a white man having a bad day. You mayonnaise drippers? I've never been to mayonnaise. Oh my God.

All right, I like this guy now. Yeah. No, so I think I follow this guy anyway. And I did before this just because I like to know what people like that are thinking. Yeah. So John started off the show by asking him in reference to the Atlanta, Georgia, Asian massacre about gun laws and where we're at now, number 50. This is not a partisan issue.

It's an American issue that will save lives. Congress needs to act, but nobody seems to do anything. Why, Bishop? Well, we all know all you got to do is follow the money. At the end of the day, the reality is this, the gun lobby is a powerful lobby. It's a rich lobby. It throws around money mostly to Republicans, but to some Democrats as well. And at the end of the day, these politicians are always going to choose politics over people. And so the interests of the lobbyists and those who put

money in their coffers is always going to speak louder even than those who vote for them. And so at the end of the day, that's money talking. When they refuse to do anything about it, it's about the almighty dollar. I know, and that's the crazy part about it. You know, I mean, is that it's about the almighty dollar. I know, and that's the crazy part about it. I mean, is that it all comes down to money, right? John had no idea how, what his thoughts were on this until this guy gave what he considered to be a logical answer.

And then John just squelms onto it. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. He's half listening to it. Yeah, I thought, take. He heard like one buzz word. I was like, oh, yeah, my, my money. You stopped talking. I just noticed. Yeah, money. It's crazy. Oh, God. He's terrible off the cuff. When I knew the bishop, uh, Talbot guy was going to be on there, I, I understand how, you know, I don't listen to John, but I know how he acts where he basically, he's very malleable. He becomes a line with whoever the guest is that he has on.

Right. So number 51. You know, Atlanta as well with, you know, in Georgia, because this is all like the white privilege with that freaking cop. That's like, well thought out statement there. You when you're talking to people like that, you don't have to be well thought out. That's true. That's a good point. Well, this guy, what I enjoyed about this is there it seemed to be a theme this week because Bishop Swan has a very similar stance on racism as our friends from Yo is this racist. I mean, just he's just completely clueless and

oblivious. And then when they get called out on it, they want to make you the bad guy for bringing up the fact that, Hey, man, that was some racist crap that you just said. They play the victim. Yeah, absolutely. Every single time it's it's almost, it's not even almost. It's, they are more offended at being called racist than actually being racist. Yep. Yes. John, what's gonna answer is that.

The guy goes, if you call someone a racist, it means that definitely racist, and they should not be allowed to defend themselves. Just, yep. I, 100% agree with that, makes perfect sense. What a fun word. I 100% agree with whatever's gonna get me super chats. Right. And by the way, I'm watching this video. And once again, this conversation has been,

it's been done. Like we need to ban assault weapons. And you know, it's just the same shit that you hear all the time How are we not getting this done and I'm watching his chat and the chat is just people not even paying attention at all They're just like hey, what's going on? I don't know what's up The one person is there going like there's no such thing as an assault rifle and this thing is a semi-automatic It's not an automatic. That would be an oozy and everyone else is just like hey, what's good up?

Mark. Yeah, no tough. Yeah, he just he really it's it's he's got like no He just doesn't know what the hell he's talking about with politics. He should just avoid it Don't work for the super chat money like you said. It's working for him though He was able to pay his mortgage that one month and he got that new computer Yeah, well, when is how gonna wake up in distance? He's self, you know what I mean? I can't imagine that mr. wokley, you know, his Hollywood friends really would appreciate the, you know, the way that he's behaving, it's really out of line. It's got to happen soon.

So once again, last, last clip I have is this bishop wants to blame any violence on Asians. They're all trying to expend it that it's all Trump's fault that this is happening. Donald Trump is a racist. Yeah. And Donald Trump, by calling it the China virus, even after so many people came out and said, don't do that. It is gonna incite violence against Asian Americans. He refused and kept going. It wasn't the China virus.

He was calling it the Wuhan flu or my favorite kung flu. That's what he was saying. It was hilarious. We can all agree on that. It's normal to call a disease by from the area from which it came Ebola, West Nile, gay AIDS. It's it's normally the San Francisco AIDS. Nice. All right. You got anything else on your deck?

I got one more starting John number 52. Like, let's get to the point Bishop. And I've been saying this, and I DM you this. Donald Trump and his rhetoric was racist. I DMed you that, Carl. I've been right DMed you that. Remember? The description of his show now, because it used to be takedown the do-tired, known as Donald Trump. Now it says, as we continue to defeat Trumpism, so I guess this can go on for as long as possible.

It was just Trumpism, whatever the fuck that is. Let's defeat it, let's take it down. All right, we'll add them. Thanks so much for coming on, buddy. And we'll continue to follow you and your channel over there. Thank you for having me on, men. I appreciate it. Yeah, check out my website, Adam Goldstein.

Got info, you can get all the stuff there. And I just wanna tell all the listeners right now, sign up for the W-A-T-P bonus episodes. I did it and it's worth it. It is so worth it. I love the crossover episode, Dick. Just a really great job, episodes. I did it and it's worth it. It is so worth it. I love the crossover episode. Dick, just really great job, man. I love it. And I love an Anthony and you do the crossover thing too. That's great. This guy's making a lot of sense. Alright, buddy. Thank you so much. Yeah. Alright, thanks,

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and that is sketchy press. And where is sketchy? There's there he is. Let's see if we can get him on here. Sketchy, are there, buddy? I know. Can you hear me? I can. You sound great. Good. Sketch, I can't cut your name.

Do you have a name or do you keep it anonymous? Well, at first name's Patrick. Patrick, all right. Patrick, I listen to a few of your shows and you're going after Brent Hattley pretty hard, which is why I thought it'd be fun to have you on while the dogs here. Because Doug and I did to Brent Hattley pretty hard, which is why I thought it'd be fun to have you on. Well, Doug's here because Doug and I did the bread Hattley show not too long ago. And I didn't introduce yourself. I wasn't sure if you were trying to keep on the D L or not. No, I mean, not exactly.

It's, I mean, I'm okay with, you know, sharing my first name and whatnot, but actually. With a progress. Well, Brent Haley actually has it. He has my address. That's right, because he sent you a season to assist. Well, I first provided it via YouTube the first time he tried to take down my first little joke video. And so I counterclaimed with the YouTube. And when you do that, you have to provide all your legal information and whatnot.

So, you know, he's got it. And it's funny when he gets on the show, he tries to act. He's like, oh, I've got all the information. I was like, dude, I see you, my fucking information. I mean, it's like, it's such a slew. So, uh, but yeah, I mean, you know, sketchypress.com wasn't really started to go after Brin Hatley, to be honest with you, but it kind of evolved into that, and that's not really what I'm all about, but again, there's so much content there that I just couldn't let it go. Yeah, you seem to think, and dug an eye might agree with you that this Brent

Hattley show that he does on Twitch is not very good. Is that true? No, it's it's fucking terrible and he brags about, you know, I've been in the radio industry for 27 years and okay, cool, but he does a goddamn Twitch show from his kitchen fucking table with his windows open and he's got like, um, life stage mics instead of actual, you know, recording mics and he flopples around with the microphone and all the goddamn, eight. I, I don't know what you're saying. What are the windows being open up to do with having us?

You're saying this all like a big deal. You can hear, you can hear shit like in the background. And it's just I don't know what it sounds like shit. If he's using condenser mics, it's picking up all the sounds from outside. Yeah, right. And probably the sound of his wife's pussy flap and open and close. God. Caitlin is really just and I don't think Brent's great.

And I don't want to rag on him too much. You know, now that we have relationship with my friend, Julie, but I Brent's not great, but Caitlin is really just the worst part of that show. Bard not. She's terrible. Well, you know, so I agree and disagree at the same point because when Brent is left by himself, he's terrible. Like he just sits there and stutters. When Kaylin is by herself, at least she engages and talks and keeps a conversation going, I think she might be better than him. She tells about our tits and her ass, though. That's the only thing she just like, we've reached the chat. She's like, oh yeah, I'm going to get fucked hard tonight.

Like, okay. It's enough. Are you brought a ton of clips here? I don't think we're going to be able to get to all of them, but we're doing that. No, I just wanted to give you a lot to, you know, you know, I should say this. Take on your own.

What I liked about your show, I checked it out. Somebody posted it and read it. And I went and checked it out, and you do a shit ton of research, my friend. You are prepared, you sit there, and you play a clip of something that he says on a show, and then you go back to Stern three years ago and go, yeah, but they said this on Howard Stern three years ago,

I'm like, how the fuck did he fight that? I was very impressed with how well put together your show was. It seemed like you put a lot of time into preparing. Well, thank you. My goal is to, you know, I don't really want to necessarily just just rib on someone. It's more of a, I don't want to call it documentary or whatever, but I mean, I'm just, I'm trying to, you know, prove facts, basically. You know what I'm saying? It's not hard to prove that bread socks at broadcasting. I hear what you're saying, yes.

Hahaha. But yeah, I mean, it started off on just YouTube stuff and actually I started doing like a deep dive into the bubble, the love sponge, Hulk Hogan, you know, sex tape thing. And, you know, there's a lot of, you know, court documents and FBI documents and stuff that, you know, the public doesn't know. And I think a lot of listeners of Bubba and things that would like to kind of get a deep dive on that. But I originally I poke fun at Brent look listen

I was a subscriber of Brent since day one. I was kind of rooting for the guy. I really was you want to admit that and I'm sorry you want to admit that Well, I mean it cha I was you know, I'm just I'm Josh look buddy Not trying to throw you off. You were a fan, you subscribed, you watched the show, you realized it sucked. So you poked a foot at it, I get it, I understand. Yeah.

And as I was actually in chat one day, and I called him out for, he was talking about back in his Bubba days when he would do this spoken word thing when they would go on tour or whatever. And I called him out and I said, Hey, did you tell anyone that you stole all your material from Bill Hicks? And he just immediately banned me like completely. He wouldn't even just respond to that? No, he didn't respond. He didn't say shit. I mean, he just fucking banned me. And I was like, well, that's kind of a dick move. So, you know, I started poking fun at him.

And then he started sending, you know, these YouTube takedowns, which I won. And I've won every single, he keeps doing it. And I win every single fucking time. And I don't know if you saw the, the JPEG that I sent you of his slip and fall lawyer that sent me this season to assist. I did. I can read it if you like.

I was going to wait to play some clips. So we can get right into it if you want to. No, but please read it exactly how it's written, because it's the most, it's, it's terribly written for a lawyer. It sure is. It's terribly written. Dear Mr. Sketchy Press, please be advised that the undersign has been retained by Brent Hattley, Caitlin Hattley and devil horns production,

Ella LC, concerning your violations of DMCA, the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, along with your defamatory posts on Reddit. As I'm sure you're aware, you're aware, the DMCA protects my clients and their content from being used and posted on the internet. We have been advised by you space tube of your email address and have copies of all the

unauthorized posts of Caitlin Hattley's pictures, which are subscription based and not authorized to be posted on you space tube by you or anyone else. You have also posted videos of their subscription based show on you space tube, which is unauthorized and both are clear, all calves violations of DMCA. Please accept this as a formal demand to immediately cease and desist posting any of my clients, no apostrophe intellectual property. You are to immediately remove any and all posts, any and all posts. Furthermore, two words, you are to immediately remove any and all posts, any and all posts. Uh, further more towards you are to immediately cease capital C to faming both Brent and Caitlin Hattley in you are to remove all offending posts.

My clients will agree in exchange for the above not to pursue any legal action against you. Upon receipt of this letter, please immediately advise us how you would like to proceed. Very truly yours. James L. Magazine, can I say what his name is? It's fine, right? You just did. I mean, yeah, I posted it on Reddit, because I mean, there's no commas in these, it's, again,

it's just, it's, well, it's terrible. Also, at the very bottom says sent from my iPad, which is something I used to see a two-ton. So, I'm done. Right. Thank you for using fiber.com. Yeah, I'm like, dude, if you're gonna send me a fucking legal letter, you know, make it

to where I have to sign for it and shit, you know, make it legal. Fucking idiot. It's a season to say, it's fine. They do things. Oh, no. They do this so. I actually called the attorney because I thought,

I was like, there's no way an attorney actually sent this and I thought maybe it was a spoof email. I actually called the guy and I was like did you send this and he goes yeah that came for me and I was like okay that's all I need to know. I'm surprised. I'm surprised the phone ever wasn't to a nail salon with the attorney hanging on the bathroom. That's a better call, Sal or effort. Yeah, thank you. But, you know, Brent doesn't understand fair use. And in a couple of those clips that I provided, like he thinks he does, but he doesn't. And, Alright, let's hit it.

What do you got? Uh, so you've got the, the drop box that I sent you, right? I got them all ready to go buddy. All right go for it Just hey you pick let's go. I didn't listen to them. Have you ever heard my show before sir? I'm sorry I'm sorry. If you pull clips then you're telling the stories so go ahead. Hey Carl He just made my next appearance on here a lot easier. I said you but the shit play it. Okay. I apologize.

I saw that was a three Brent talks fair use. How about that? Is that a good place to start? Yeah, let's go there. Okay. All that will be answered in court. I turned it over to attorneys. Yeah, I don't care at this point, but I will say this.

There is no fair use when it comes to subscription based programs. I love there's here's the problem it comes to subscription based programs. Right. I love, here's the problem with what goes on in the modern world. You have a bunch of people that have heard terms on the air, they think that they know what they mean and they don't know what they mean. They have no idea. Fair use only, only, only applies to over the air. Subscription based things like if something, if it's the New York post or the Wall Street

journals behind the paywall or if you have to subscribe to HBO to watch one of their shows, you can't just go post one of HBO shows up on on YouTube. All right. Do you want to do you have a comment on this? Patrick? I do actually because I you know, I don't post his actual show. I make commentary on segments. Correct.

So he's wrong about this. From what I know and I am not an attorney, but fair use is, it doesn't have to be something that is free. There's nothing to do with anything to be honest with you because if you wanted to review a movie that's out, like a movie cost money to see, but you could still pull a clip from it and review it. That's part of the fair use clause.

Exactly. And as long as you don't use like the quote unquote, heart of the media, you know, like if there's a cliffhanger or something, you don't want to give that away. But if you make comments on, you know, segments of it. Well, what you're explaining here is you have to make it transformative. So the idea is you're explaining here is you have to make it transformative. So the idea is you're not taking his content

and putting it out as your own. You're putting out your own content because you're providing context and commentary to what they're doing, which is what you, I've listened to your show, it's what you do, it's what you do. So they're full of shit. Absolutely.

Yeah, they're completely full of shit. I provided you some different stuff. I mean, just, I didn't know if you wanted to gross or funny. There's one where I think it's Caitlin Spreads butt and talks farts. Taking pictures where I spread my butt tricks and I was doing it by myself with my like photo stand thing I use and not with Brent.

So I'm like trying to get the right angle and spreading my butt treats. So I don't ever do that. Like I don't know anybody who just like bends over and spreads their butt treats like just for no reason, right? Even when you're getting pounded in the butt, you don't need to spread your butt treats open. You know what? It's a spread the butthole, you know? What the... Right. There's no way to get out of it. Oh, that's weird. Like, Aaron just goes, so I want to point out because I was a Howard Stern fan. That's a reference to the Howard Stern show that they put out.

Yeah, it's Ronnie's style. Ronnie did that one time, and so that's what they do. A lot of these things that they say are references to Baba and Howard Stern that you're supposed to know. That's all he's got. Well, it's good point. I'm like air just goes in there. So I figured it out. Like I haven't had any vagina farts today

or anything like that, but I think somehow the chicks have air who maybe have that noise that comes out of the vagina. Yeah. For some reason, maybe they're spreading their butt tricks too much. Like maybe if they wipe, maybe they're spreading their butt tricks too much. Like maybe if they wipe, maybe they're they're spreading the bottle open too much. Because as soon as I did that, I swear to God, it felt like

air went in. And I was like, well, this is interesting. And maybe this is what causes vagina fart. There's so she's so unsexy in every single way, the way she talks, what she says while she's talking, the way she looks, what she says while she's talking, the way she looks, her posture, everything about her is a turn off to me. You know, they often talk about on their show about people calling her fat and this and that.

I'll tell you what, before she was on this, Twitch show with Brent, she, like physically, I don't find her unattractive. I don't find her really attractive either. But just listening to her talk and her, I mean, that makes her just disgusting. I mean, she's fucking trash. She's just disgusting. Yeah. Stormy says it bassed here. What he says? These fucking trash. She's just disgusting. Yes.

Stormy says it best here. What he says? These are fucking Wal-Mart people. Yes. That's a great way to describe right in Caitlin. They're Walmart people. Yeah. I mean, they're just, uh, yeah, they're just delusional and they're paranoid. They, they think that like people are trying to physically harm them and shit and they, they're like, I'm going to buy more guns. People are physically trying to attack us and I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about, dude? I'm like, and speaking of the callback to the stern stuff, one of the clips where Brent contradicts his military experience.

No, okay. Do you have any confirmed? No, none confirmed. But I did fire my weapon in combat, but nobody confirmed as a kill. Could be, maybe, maybe not. And maybe, maybe not. Okay, fair enough, you fired your weapon, but I do want to play a clip from 2016, um, May 18th of 2016 to be exact.

When Mr. Hatley was in studio, when he was working for Stern, he was in studio going over a few things and they get into the subject turns to his military experience. And this is how the conversation kind of gets started. Oh yeah, you win the millenium. It was in the Marines. What the fuck did you do again?

So they take, we take helicopters still to this day and we patrol the DMZ, the demilitarized zone. Did you kill anyone? And back all the way back in 91. No, thanks. No kidding. Does it haunt you or you're happy? No, it's terrible.

Oh, really? It's terrible. I hate even bringing it up. But it is sort of, man, I wouldn't fuck with you. It's terrible. It's a terrible feeling. You mean you were in an actual combat? Yeah, I was in a helicopter and they were on the ground. So yeah, that's odd because mostly military people don't like to talk about whether they've actually taken out targets or not. No, and that's all he talks about. people don't like to talk about, whether they've actually taken out targets or not.

And the thing. No, and that's all he talks about, like he talks about military or his marine experience every day. Right. And it's just bizarre. It's like, I'm not, you know, I don't want to, you know, degrade military people

or anything, but you know, even when he read, we're dead I'm talking about anyone else in the Marines. We're not even talking about people in the Navy, which I can name a few. We're just talking about Brett. But like, even when he was on Baba on his headphones, he had like a Marine sticker on both sides of his headphones.

And I'm like, dude, like, do you wanna just, I mean, do you have to tell people all day, every day? Apparently. I mean, bad ass. I don't know. He's just a weird guy. And actually, I find him fascinating. I really do, because he's just some foolish shit.

He seems like a low IQ person, and that's what I find fascinating to you. The fact that he's like, I'm on the Howard Stern Show, but I'm gonna quit and start a Twitch stream with my wife where we talk about fucking strangers. And he thought that that was a good business move. For three days a week,

I'm gonna talk about fucking strangers on Twitch. Why would I wanna be on the Howard Stern Show and I can be doing that? Yeah, and speaking of which, the clip that I sent this is written to understand his own platform, kind of speaks to that. All right. You can't be a libertarian to just that you want to control the private companies.

Who said that? So no, no, dude. Twitch came to me, Shark Pause. It's just not a sex talk show site. Yeah, it is. They came to me and said, not what's that? Radio people come over here and do their radio shows on Twitch. Yeah. That's what they told me. They said, we're good in the video game thing. We want to expand. Do

you know how business works? Businesses want to grow and expand. Fair enough. Yes, they came and said, hey, you know, we're a lot of a lot of radio folks are adapting to this platform and that's where we want to expand into But I'm pretty sure they didn't come to him and say hey, this is a sex talk channel And you can you can talk all the sex stuff you do want. I just I don't believe that happened and if it did Then whoever's representing Brent happened. And if it did, then whoever's representing Brent and or his contact at Twitch are just as delusional as as Mr. Hattley. Is there a market for ugly people talking about sex? I'm not aware of this because both him and his wife are not fun to look at. No, they're not. And, you know, he makes these outlandish claims that, like, Kaitlin's in the, like, top,

per one percent, and I'm like, okay. Of only fans, and I'm like, okay, if you take the metrics and you drill it down by zip code and then block and then maybe building number, then maybe you're in the 1% maybe. I got the clear you said that they make this claim on Baba. Hey, Leonard, are you killing it on on only fans? Yes. I mean, the top 1% every month. She's on the top 0.71% of all creators on only fans.

I mean, you're not buying that. I mean, come on, man. In all fairness, like our show, who's right? We're in the, as far as Patreon goes, in our county, we are the top. Well, like I said, if you drill it down by zip code and then, and then address I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop.

I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop. Can you believe that? You got a couple quick ones I wanted to play let's see what else are they talking about here? There's no cool way to blow goats for the record. No, right? That's fun. And then what's this? What did you stick in your ass last? Yeah, just a couple drops. Yeah, so these people are

are still disgusting and they're going after you are you escalating this now? Are you continuing to talk about them? Is there gonna be a lawsuit? What's happening with you, Patrick? So, I mean, he hasn't formally filed anything, and, you know, A, he doesn't have the money to do it. Did you respond to that, seasoned, assist, and all? Absolutely. Okay.

And I was just like, really? I mean, I was just like, you don't reference any legal code. You don't reference anything, and I was like, you don't reference any legal code, you don't reference anything. And I was like, you call yourself an attorney. If you go to this guy's website, he's a slip and fall attorney. With an iPad though. With an iPad. He said something, right?

But yeah, I mean, you know, like I said, I mean, it wasn't the idea behind sketchypress.com wasn't to really go against Brent. It just happened. And you know, we're looking to move on to other things, but man, you know, he's, like I said, he's a fascinating guy, man, and he's just full of shit all the time. And his show sucks balls. All right. Well, Patrick, thank you so much for coming on and sharing this with us.

Like I said, I checked out your show and I enjoyed it because it just seems very well produced and researched and put together. So thank you. Thank you. Everyone should go have me. Yeah, yeah. I mean, Bren Hatley has been one of our more fun targets over the past year or so. So sketchypress.com is where people can go and get the show.

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That is for sure. life saver when it comes to Patrick Michael shit. He's on top of it. That is for sure. So have you ever talked about either Patrick Michael's podcast called Dead Bear Lounge Awesome? What? Or what's that? No, I've never heard of that. Okay. Or Patrick Michael's use of his new soundboard. Have you spent much time on that? What the fuck? I feel like I'm way out of the loop right now. I'm embarrassed. I'm gonna fucking bring you up to speed. Good. Thank God you're here. Okay. So this episode of Dead Bear Lounge Awesome was titled Worst Finale.

Okay. It's about an hour long. And he starts off talking about stand-up comedy and stand-up comics like he always does. And he starts off talking about stand-up comedy and stand-up comics like he always does. So number 33, he's talking a little bit about Brian Regan's stand-up special on Netflix. And I really just want to focus on how stupid this motherfucker is. Okay, it's always fun. But you still got to think, how long has it been, Gray? You got to wonder. And how long has it been gray? You got a wonder and how long has you been dying it? Oh my God. Okay, in my mind, that's the same as saying, you know, we've

got to figure out when Bowen Luke Duke left the dukes of Hazard. And we also got to figure out when coin vans showed up. Right. It's just one goes hand in hand with the other. If you figure one out, the other answers right there for you. Another example of Patrick Michael showing his education level is number 31. Now Brian Regan is a household name, I would say. He's what many have called a comedians comedian He's a hundred percent clean and he still does very very well. I'm talking theaters and

whatever is you know on the same plane as theaters He plays theaters, et cetera. Yeah, just theaters. I don't know what else would be on the same played. All right. So the rest of this is going to bounce around quite a bit. I'm not going to focus so much on how stupid he is. I mean, okay, this is about how stupid he is, but not the stupid things he says.

Okay. Hold on. It's not so much the stupid shit he says. It's him discovering his new soundboard and trying to figure out how best to utilize it. So like you, when you use your soundboard, you're very quick, right? So there's no dead space between you thinking, I have a clip and then shuffling to find the clip.

And then, that's right. Right. And then figuring out how to transition out of it. So what I want you to, the rest of these clips are just his soundboard drops. But I want you to jump. He's doing it just in real time. He's not putting this in impose is what you're saying. But he also apparently doesn't label his clips. So if

you. So number 45 is to set up to the rest of which show is this problem? Dead Bear lounge awesome. So watched episode four yet. But in the first three episodes, things were weird. Many things were weird. I'm gonna smash the fucking granny out of it. You see what I mean? Most of the things were weird. Sometimes I hit these buttons. Couldn't tell you what it's gonna be. No. Alright, maybe I am lying. Perhaps I am lying, but hey.

Turn down the w- Um, if you're, I feel bad for anybody who comes and finds these fucking shows I feel bad for you but this is great for me I'm having a great time it'd be weird if I was like this stinks not into it but I am and you know what Jack you got a problem. See me? How new? Is that a line from the movie you got a problem? No. None of this has anything to do with the sound that he plays. And I love it.

Okay. He realizes while he's doing this show, I haven't heard this yet. So this is not going to be, he realizes why while he's doing this show, I haven't heard this yet. So this is not gonna be, he realizes why while he's doing the show that it's not good. And he goes, I feel bad for anyone who's listening to this because it sucks.

But I still enjoy it. Why? That's what I want you to explain, Patrick Michael. You're doing something that sucks so you don't want anyone to hear you. I'm going to the internet. Why? What's the reason for that?

So I took the liberty of pulling a clip for you to use on your soundboard. It's number 46. I appreciate that. If you're, I feel bad for anybody who comes and finds these fucking shows. Yeah. Okay. Like that. I'll pop that over out of this board over here. All right. Very good. Okay. So in this in number 35, he's talking about some documentary about Biggie Smalls and Biggie's mom was apparently upset that Biggie had died So I'm sure it was okay

And yet still not finding out who the murderer was I mean, I just feel like you're putting all this money. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But earlier this week, there was a terrible tragedy in Georgia where eight women were murdered. All right. Another talking about, still talking about Biggie Smalls, there was another rapper who sued Biggie Smalls and said that he couldn't use that name anymore, which is why Biggie Smalls went to notorious B.I.G. Number 40. Nobody knows who you are.

So technically, I would say he's allowed to be Biggie Smalls regardless. You can't touch this. Come on. And I mean, if they really wanted to, they go to went to court. This is the best show he's ever done. This is amazing. This is our, this should be a college course about podcasting just this show. Oh, so, so this, this sound effect seems somewhat appropriate when he's talking, he's back to talking about Biggie's mom and, and she's upset

and he doesn't understand how, why she's still grieving or whatever. Number 39. But then again, that is the way some people grieve, okay? So some people do it differently. And you can't blame him for that, especially family. You don't know how everyone's going. His soundboard was drowning him out. He didn't notice.

He has no idea how long the sound is that he's playing. That's amazing. It's going to interrupt the bass on soundboard. There's another example of that. Number 44 is an example of him not knowing how long the sound is. She has crazy in her eyes. How do you not see it?

How do you not see the crazy? It's right there. All I know is sure she's a great actor. What was even the point of that sound? What was going on there? What's the point of any of these sound? They're not adding to his point. Well, the Obsie Hammer one was pretty good, but on the other hand, they've been a little ridiculous. Number 38 is a fact.

I love to do the earlier clip. Sorry, Doug. I love to. That he's talking about a mother grieving her child and pretty much blaming her for the grief. Like, listen, I mean, some people grieve longer than they should. Like, you know, it is some sun. So maybe it's appropriate, like the fuck? Kind of okay. So to that, here's what I think. I think he has a bullet point that he knows he wants to talk about.

Okay. And then he, he knows that he's trying to figure out how to play these sounds. So he, I don't think he's able to think about this and how it's going to transition to this. So his words aren't necessarily making sense. Number 38. And it, and it goes along with the biggy smalls mom and, and her still being upset that, uh, uh, that her son died. And he is, I think he's just trying to figure out how to lead into it and his choice of words I found to be really interesting. But again, the real humor for me was when his mom talked about him

because you were like, what the hell is she still mad at him? He's dead. Like, you know, clocks ran out for you to be upset. That's the real humor for him. Right, that's what I'm saying. He's the grieving mother. I mean, it's really, it's just the funniest fucking part of the show. You got to watch it.

And then, he hits the bell which starts around and sets the clocks out. Dig dig dig, it's over. Hey, what? So at some point in the conversation, he, so he was talking about the Woody Allen documentary. And then he went off on some sound effects thing. Number 47 is him trying to come out of that. By the way, thanks for not telling me just to play these clips however I wanted to Do it a bag of jobs usual anyways things can run amuck and you know, we were talking about the Woody Allen documentary, but truth is I don't remember I don't remember I don't remember. I don't remember. Truth is, I have no idea what I'm talking about. Man, this soundboard is making way more difficult

from the podcast than usual. You notice that? Oh yeah, I was easy to pick up on. You're distracted by it. It's almost like that time when he was doing a show. He's like, hey guys, just so you know, I'm playing a video game and I'm also listening to a podcast in my other ear. It's like, you don't need to multitask.

You should probably just focus on one task at a time. Get someone to run this salad board. Get a tray P-cock to run this salad board for you because you're having a really difficult time to do a both things. So I did keep in mind, it's about an hour long episode. The first half hour is where I pulled all of these clips from. And then at the half hour mark, So, so I did keep in mind it's about an hour long episode. Yeah. The first half hour is where I pulled all of these clips from.

Okay. And then at the half hour mark, he just starts watching a watch mojo video on YouTube of the worst fanalities. Okay. I didn't pull anything from that because it's just him listening to a YouTube video. You don't find that to be engaging. I won't watch Mojo videos, nor will I listen to somebody watch one. By the way, speaking of that,

I did spend the wheel consequences on the creep off, and I have to watch cuties three times in a row, and I will be live streaming myself watching cuties. And I wish that weren't a real thing. What it is. Yeah, that sounds like a pretty shitty format. So you watching QDs brings me to our sponsor, Spunk Loop. If you need...

Go and throw your promo code, Dangan Spine. I've got, I think, another seven or eight examples of more of these bad sound effects. You are. I can't enough. All right. Number 36 is him. This was a follow up to one of them you played earlier, but you'll get the context. We still don't know who killed him.

I mean, what are we doing? Right. That's all I'm wondering is what are we doing? I'm throwing a parade apparently. Okay, so he spent a lot of time talking about the death of Biggie. And he, humorous part of his mom found out. Right. I mean, that was, that was great. I wish I could have been there when the cops came to her door. That would have been so fucking funny. I wish I could have been there when the cops came to her door. That would have been so fucking funny. Comedy gold.

I'm still laughing. Number 37 is in reference to Biggie. Yeah, we got a, we're still really trying to figure out who did this. Nobody did that. Oh. The notorious P.I.G. was the subject of this documentary Badag label your fucking drops you moron. I'm sorry. I got distracted. That's the funniest fucking thing Uncle Sammy poo posted in the discord. I watched cuties and all I got was a slousy erection

Teacher all right now. So I'm looking over there more examples, please doc, please We'll go with number you you know what, just pick one. No, number 33. 33. 31. 43. 43, yeah. Whatever you want to do, count your child.

Even when she was in movies playing, I like Karol Deville. It's like come on I don't know. I'm not saying that she's not I can't get enough of this I'd like to do a Wide commentary just listen to this whole half an hour straight through. This is great So this one he got the context right, Okay. But then he immediately backpedals after playing the clip number 48. Damn it. Okay. I need to go to the actual authorities. Somebody who can actually stop this. Right. Somebody they can put an end to this. Now how I'm, of course, joking in the way of finishing him, but my point is

Oh, he's fucking nailed it. He finally nailed it. He's too proud of it. Okay, so After all the sound effects all the documentary talk he starts getting into the TV finale's part of the show. Okay. That he has done no prep for. He doesn't know which ones he's going to discuss, so he opens up his internet browser to start typing in worst TV finale so he can reach from somebody's list and commentate on it. Perfect. He gets a little bit distracted. He gets a little bit distracted, number 49. Okay, and right now we we're gonna take a look

at what the internet has to provide us in the sense of, hey, do you guys, what does the internet say? Is the worst TV endings in history? All right. Okay, so the first thing I just see the popped up when I opened my YouTube is this guy, Jared Dines. He just posted this thing five days ago from a

band called Sion and the song is the blade. It's lost. The answer is lost. Why is he YouTube being shit? What's going on right now? More importantly than what you what you perceive is the worst finale. Yeah. Right. Is that he just starts talking about bands that have posted songs. Right, because he opened up YouTube and YouTube will curate the content for you. So, you know, he just goes out there and he's like,

oh, what is Tucker Carlson talking about this week? I just do that there for the yellow as this racist people so they can explain what a waste of privacy I have. All right, yeah, so we can wrap them up. I don't know that there's any more good sounds. Number 41 is him talking about the Woody Allen documentary. But I guess really what I want to talk about next is this crazy Woody Allen documentary. And I would say much like most of the people that are this is really incredible.

All right, I want to try this doggy. Are you ready for this? Sure. I'm not even going to look at what I'm hitting. I just want to talk about random topics with you. So Doug, I came on your show not too long ago. Head a little debate with Anthony. You're a stupid dumbass.

And, uh, Anthony and I were talking about, uh, advertising. NOOOOOO! What'd you think about that conversation, Doug? Oh, I thought it was horrible and I hated to be a part of it. Huh? Fucking cares! Well, I mean, you could say that, but I thought it was kind of interesting. I mean, there was that tyrant, Doug said that stupid thing. You not CARES met it.

This is working out way too well. I know. I'm literally not looking at my board. I'm just hitting fucking buttons. It's because my board's good. Damn it. Who gives a shit? Who gives a fuck?

You know what it is? Is that you didn't leave all the default sounds on there. That's why. You're right. I actually curated interesting things. Oh, Ron, call me a home run. And now I'm freaking shit. I'm opening my apps at my hiccups. I'm not looking. All right. I bet you don't even have the fog horn sound. Do you? The fog horn. You mean something like this Of course I do there you

Do you call my soundboard? You are wrong about that and I got a wonder Because I Can't fucking take it. This is my next show What everyone leaves me crochet was gonna come over anymore producer Chris hates me It's just gonna be be sitting by myself and fucking play my Two-and-a-lips with your drops. It's gonna be great. You fucking know all about this. I sure do Alex Doug Thank you so much for coming out and being so well prepared. As always, I appreciate it. We have done it all today. We talked about, yo, is this racist? The answer is yes. It was

racist. We talked about my bookie. We had a cringe of the week. We talked to Adam Goldstein.info man scape sketchy press dot competitor Michael. So you know what that means. It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show where we play a little clip to give people excited about next week's episode of W-A-T-P That's why we call it the teaser. It teases people a little bit. You're not gonna be able to hear it right now But if you're patient and you wait seven days, you can then listen to it. And here's my teaser

Rockets, jack off, scrub is gonna shock you and he's gonna make with the walk-a-walk It's Kevin's funny voices. It sounds like a gay porn out here. I don't know what podcast we're reviewing, but Kevin's back for a regular episode, which I'm excited about. It's been a long time since we've had my original co-host, Kevin, on the show Doug from whose right you can support Doug on Patreon. Listen to his show. Doug, what's going on? Who's right these days?

That's same old shit, Carl. I never have an update for you. It's always the same conversations over and over and over at Nogin. Yeah, but the Patreon content's great, right? And worth paying for Yeah You were done a portion from Kaya didn't you every time Kaya's out here like all right, so the official pockets got socks don't even listen to like fine What are you doing? I've been on here fucking 15 times all your listeners go back and listen to the back shit

Yeah, it's true. They know they can go to www.whosrightpodcast.com They know they can go to www.HoozrightPodcast.com. See, there I did. There you go. You'd be surprised to hear that I actually do get new listeners from time to time. It's not just the same people. Right, but they'll eventually go back and listen to your old shit. That's right. I don't want to be that, like, I don't want to come on here and just say over and over

and over again, because it gets annoying. No, it doesn't. Plug your shit. That's why you're here. You put so much work into this, you sent me over 50 clips, which I was like, oh, it's gonna be a lot. But, uh, it worked out great. What a fun episode this was today. Thank you, Doug. Thanks for coming on. Oh, thanks for having me, Carl. Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts?

Leave well, everypony. Starting in the must-vis. Of morning radio. And now to show these gold right now. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Hey, now the show is cold right now. Hmm. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody.

Great job, everyone. Good day, buddy. Monster me. That's cool, bro. Fucking thing, suck! What is this garbage? How do they have a podcast? This is bullshit. You know, who are these? Podcasts.

I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Suburring the news with correspondent Abra. Turbo 7040. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Suburring the news with correspondent Abra. Turbo 7049 writes, great episode. Croj is the Dave girl to Carl's Kurt Cobain,

except Carl can't sing for shit, but he should still make out with the business end of a shotgun. Or, Croj is Palm Cartney to Carl's John Lennon, and Andy's George Harrison, except Carl's still can't sing for shit, and Patrick Michael is going to murder him. Reality stimulator posts, I chuckle every time I drive past Kroger now. Kroger fan 1 shares this.

I'm no longer a Kroger fan. I am now a what's her name fan. A look here, man opines. This episode got a lot better after they moved on from the featured podcast. Carl, man, you need to stop doing religious podcasts because you go full-reddit neckbeard atheists every time. Also, you should stop sucking up to Nanakumia because he's probably going to ask to borrow money from you soon. But fat ass tight pants responds with, your nuts!

The flat earth stuff was fun and a nice departure from the un-listenable dog shit they reviewed lately. This might be a double listen episode for me. GammerinWV says, Carl, I don't like your bigoted roundest attitude. Check yourself. Chico reweezing, right? Finally Andy returned and it was spectacular.

How many Super Chets will it take to get another of them cockroach suits and Andy's size? S-Dog 8-I has this. Alex Jones is always good content for WATP. Please do more regular Alex Jones updates. Also, how did this get made was a brilliant segment? Dead Eric. How did this get made is good fodder. Paul and June are such left-wing, almost famous Hollywooders. Paul's cringe, three format apology, was such beta energy. Don't know why Jason hasn't ditched them for an actually funny set of

friends. And poor old baby butters confesseses that apology almost made me vomit. How? How? Cheeky? Cow and Cheeky! How and Cheeky! How and Cheeky! How and Cheeky! How and Cheeky! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, KC! What is happening my friend? Hi Carl, how are you doing? I'm doing great, how are those 28G's treating you KC? They're great, would you like me to read some reviews?

I sure would. It's way too much energy. Could you rub your boobs on the microphone? Oh, that's getting steamy over here. It's a little racy. Yeah. Sucksie and a racy, watch out. Hey, Katie.

Can you hear me? Hi, Kani. How's it going? All right. Sorry. I had to turn on push to walk again. It's okay. Hey, Coral. How are you? I'm doing well I was your

canoe trip last week. I was it was great. It's awesome monkeys. I don't know if you know that there's monkeys in Florida. Wait a second are we talking about the same thing right now because they're everywhere Casey. No is a problem. No. So someone released a scarlet macaques on the silver river. So they just like live out there now. No shit. That's kind of fun. Yeah, we got to our campsite on the aqua and it was like full of monkeys.

Casey, I'm very glad to have you back on the show. Vic was supposed to be on the show today too, and then she just texted us and said that, I don't know what's going on with her. She's available, she's over there. Whatever. Any new reviews that we should talk about? Yeah, but just so you know, I got my first COVID vaccine.

So I might actually be full of nanobots now that might be transmitting the show straight to the new world order Bill Gates is listening to the show right now. Do you hear that everybody? That's exciting It was fine. It's kind of sucked actually, but let's keep the alt-right nonsense to the host Please I'll be spewing the nonsense around here. I appreciate it, but it's kind of I have a lot of reviews Okay, find the boss ones. Okay, terrible. Just straight up, not funny.

I'm all for some critiquing of other podcasts, especially in the name of humor. But wow, this is bad. The hosts play short clips from other podcasts and then make fun of their voices. And that's about it. Don't bother. You know what's funny about that review? I'm sure it's a one star. But if I saw that, I would listen to the shot. Like, man, it sounds like it might be funny. Yeah, they just make fun of the voices. Yeah, it's an advertising. You should use that as your um, we'll put it on a t-shirt. I'll put it on a mug. People don't want to drink out of something.

It's actually a text about shitty podcasts. Sorry. Doesn't translate well. Yeah, that was a one-star. Next one. Awful. I'd rather pour a marinara sauce into both my ear canals. Listen to this podcast ever again. I guess you're not popular amongst Italians. That's out of five, sir. No, it is a one star. What Mary-Nara sauce. I've never heard of that before. It's a random defensive to Mary-Nara. That is, I mean, that's a, like, I give that review of five stars though. That was a good review. You know, like that's creative.

It's sweet, very concise. Yeah. You're a delicious Q-tip. Yeah. All right. Classic. I just walked, I just walked, producer Chris. You're a delicious Q-tip. Yeah. All right. I just walked, I just walked,

produced a Chris. Ha, ha, ha. All right. Good. You ready? OK. Flacid by Flesito Domingo. This host lost his to messence years ago,

and now takes out his in-cell iron on other unsuspecting podcasts. He attempts to pleasure himself to the likes of Patty C. Cupds to know or veil. Further driving his rage, his refusal to get his severely deviated septum fixed is a fuck you to his listeners who have to listen to him pronounce phrases like, come on. And as Cub odd said, All right, what's great about this? And I shouldn't even say this because we already got the buck teeth and club foot thing going, I

do have a severely deviated septum. This is true. Yeah, no shit. Go figure right? What a guest. Shocking. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. Hey, let me turn push to talk off because it times out when I'm reading these and I have to repress it. Give me one second. Carl.

All right. Take your time there, Casey. We only have pros on this show, dog. I'm sure that you're the same way on who's right. I actually assume she was just going to come on and say, why don't you just read whichever reviews you want? Yeah, Carl. That's like a baby. Why don't you just read whichever reviews you want? Yeah, Carl. That's what I say.

Why don't you do them? All right, I'm good. All right. Next one. These guys are annoying at best. They clearly don't actually analyze the podcasts they tear apart. Just play clips out of context and say how horrible it is.

Get a life, guys. It's almost like it's a comedy show where we're just trying to make jokes. All right. Yeah. Our view. Do we get any like positive reviews? It's going to be like, I'm good. We're going to. We're getting crushed with negative reviews.

Well, the classic guy was funny. That's true. Here's one dumb host and devoid of content by Carl's Club feet. That's good. Carl, the show's host must love the sound of his own voice. He inflates the show's length with an absurd number of segments, but rarely has anything of interest to fill them. He'll play a mundane clip or two, call someone an idiot or make fun of their voice, then move on. Despite English being his first

and almost certainly only language, half of the time it's clear that Coral misunderstands the podcast he listens to when he incorrectly paraphrases the clip's content and makes fun of what he thought was said. Coral also loves getting sidetracked, talking about old bands that nobody's cared about in a decade, reporting on football news, or revealing embarrassingly uninformed political takes.

There's no meat here. Don't bother listening. That's a good, that's a fun review. I like that one. So that, that was five stars, right? Of course. You have to listen to a lot of episodes to know that I talk about all those things.

So anyway, yeah, I like that. That's when I talk about shitting all over us in the comments section, that's a perfect example. That's creative and fun. I like it. I give that review five. Very good. All right.

The review girl likes the review. Good job, buddy. Yeah. Amazing podcast if only they would. Okay. Physical appearance, Dubie Dubie Dew, is a male anthropomorphic, great dain with brown fur and a head of black hair. Dubie wears yellow pants held up by a belt with a D on it, presumably for Dubie or Doom.

Over a frilly white long sleeve shirt, Dubie wears a purple coat jacket. On his neck, Dubie sports a lavish yellow collar, with what appears to be diamonds alongside. With a wig, Scooby looks identical. Personality, he is a confidence singer and showman. History shows the new Scooby-Doo mystery Scooby was kidnapped while posing as Dooby-Doo-Bee because of his collar. What the fuck is going on right now? What just happened to my show? Why am I so lost? I don't really know. There's a fever dream. I really know as a fever dream.

That's a five star review. Well, do we do that? Yep, it's good to be do we do. Yep. Okay. All right. Okay, I've got to ask, I'm curious. Why did you pick that one to read? I was wondering the same thing.

I needed, I had to read it. I wanted you guys to hear it. Because I looked at it, I had to take in that information. I needed to share that distress that I felt with someone else. It was five years ago. It's just one of those cases where you suffered through it, and you wanted to make sure everybody else did too. Exactly.

You know, Doug, you could tell your review girls to read the reviews that you want them to read, but those are talking about review girls. Do you need a review girl, Doug? No. You should say why do you know someone? All right. Sorry.

Um, this will be the last. Totally disrespectful, sorry, totally disrespectful by totally not pull pot Wow these guys really do not understand how the patriarchy works to subvert women's interest Paris Hilton is a role model for many young women and they are just jealous of her success and fame What's next racist remarks in Holocaust denial? Who are these podcasts the The Holocaust wasn't real. Disavow. Good idea.

That's a five-star, I imagine. Of course. Very nice. Very nice. Well, thank you, Casey, for reading those. Hi. This is High Patriarch. And you're listening to Who Are These Podcasts?

Chinese People Smell. How did I not play that one earlier? All right, let's bang through some voice mails real quick. Shall we? And you call in the last episode, Kroge played that whole about thing from Canada. And he said to email him at krogeatwaetb.org. I don't care that he made fun of Canadians.

I mean, have my families pay and they talk about it. But how the fuck are you supposed to spell Croge? K-R-O-U-Z-H? That is crazy. K-R-A-U-S. I don't know, man. Yep. That's the silent queue in there. He nailed it. See, it's not that hard. You thought it was difficult, but it's a map.

I thought it was K-R-O-G-Croger. Isn't that his name? Yeah, all those email addresses work. I registered all of them at w-t-p.org. They all work. Carl, that Paul Sheer clip, with that apology was so gay. It is so gay that I am now gay and I'm dying from the late stages of AIDS.

Call me back. Or actually, don't call me back because they'll be dead for mates. I'll do it everyone. That's a funny wise ball right there. Yeah, Paul's here is killing people because he's making people gay. And now they have AIDS. This is a real problem. I think we should address it here on this show. Hey Carl, it's Meredith. I just was calling about the conspiracy theorist podcast that you have on the last episode. And my husband and I listened to it together. We are both huge on conspiracy theories. We love all that stuff. And I felt like they were mega-fuckin' points here,

but they were so fucking retarded that they couldn't articulate any of it. So if you're gonna make a podcast about conspiracy theory, maybe you can know what the fuck you're talking about so you don't sound like a fucking retard. So they just completely, you know, did a disservice to the entire community of people who are interested in this sort of stuff and just ruined it for everybody. But, you know, we agreed with a lot of what they were saying, but they were so fucking stupid. They couldn't articulate any of it. It was pathetic. Anyway, thanks Carl, love you, bye. Meredith, they were flat earthers.

You're surprised they sounded stupid. It couldn't articulate their points. They were flat earthers. Carl, she agrees with them. You're trying to reason with her. Good point. Oh man, my problem with those flat earththers is that they couldn't explain their position very well. Well, right. Okay. Shocking.

What's your Andy? What do you want to tell him? He's going to kill for you. He's coming to destroy. He's coming to fucking destroy. Yeah, so actually I went on the air exchange show on Friday morning, talking about potentially going to Detroit. I want to go I I want to do a live show and Detroit potentially, but I don't know if Michigan is open or will be open. So That's one of the things holding me back. But you know, maybe we'll go out to Dallas. I'm getting a lot of Dallas Getting a lot of Nashville. So little Jacksonville

Would you comment if we went to Jacksonville Casey? Yeah, because I did a live show not that far from your home And you just not come to save me so I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.. It was the part that looks like Springfield from the Simpsons. It was a giant nuclear site and it looked like Armageddon. Okay. So we're going to Jacksonville. South Jacksonville. Why haven't been to South Jacksonville? That sounds amazing. Jackson. You and Jack's feet.

Jack's feet. Fair enough. You know what I like about this show, Carl, is there's no pressure to keep the show moving. You notice that none whatsoever. Let me Carl has to edit it anyway. Yeah, and it's not like I have to pee really bad or anything. So we'll just fucking shoot the shit for a while. I don't.

That's where I was going to be longer than the show. Well, if you ever find yourself in central Kansas, make sure you look me up. I'll be happy to come talk to you. Hey Carl, two questions. Have you ever eaten fast food in a building with no electricity and is a hot dog sandwich? Both, both great questions that we'll get into next week's WATP. Covered that we'll break that down. Good stuff. Hey, this is a guy who likes you, Doug. I didn't know this existed, but apparently it does.

Hey Carl, it's baggeroo fuck-knight here. I just wanted to call and say that I've pulled my patronage to who's right because the color last week was just making such stellar points on a completely unrelated notes. There's a really good episode of who's right a couple of months ago. He had David Weiss on the show and it was the David Weiss was like 9-11-9 everything the entire fucking episode like they wanted to talk about flat earth And he just kept saying that the 9-11 was CGI and shit and Doug and Anthony were like nice enough to let him use the camera And he just put up like a big green screen with the QR code with a fucking ad for his app that he kept showing the whole fucking episode It was great. Anyway, call me back.

Doug, comment? He was mostly right. We were trying to not... We wanted to have a flat earth expert on and our stick the way we do things. We wanted to try to avoid talking about flat earth through the whole episode. So we started with conspiracy theories, which led to 9-11, which that's what we spend the most of whole episode. So we started with conspiracy theories, which led to 9-11, which

that's what we spend the most of the episode. And then he forced his way into flat earth conversation. So you had David Weiss, I didn't know that. That's awesome. I got to go back and check that out. Flat earth X. That's just what I say to make it sound like we got a good guest. No, David Weiss. I don't know if David. What close the flutter podcast, Dick and I reviewed that show on a crossover. He's been on the Diction. I'm aware. Carl.

I'm talking to Doug. God. The right term. I understand. No, Doug was just being self deprecating and I was saying that I thought it was a good get. What's my point? I know you can't be an expert on something that isn't really like get it.

You know what'd be great is if I could have both you and Casey on my next episode of who's right. So you could just explain on the backside all the jokes that I attempt to make. I don't even get both of them. So I don't know if that'll work. Ray Romano. Monkeys Carl. Monkeys.

Chicken. Get it? Chicken. Ray Romano got into the shell. Hey, this is Ray. And I just want to call and say I'm a Patreon member. And I want to psych your cock. And, you know, the normal stuff that gets you played in the voice mail segment and yeah um and I know you say 45 seconds but I know if I ramble on for a little bit maybe I'll get played I think it's uh it's really nice that you have these

people just calling and be like hey I'm a guy. It's kind of refreshing. I'm gonna fast forward. You make your sound more cooler than the people you reckon follows. I like that. Well, my voice is kind of given out right hard. It is changing. Keep talking if I do ramble and on like I do. I don't know. This is bread here. Oh fuck you. I hope you guys are doing well. You know, enjoying life and keep listening to those podcasts and trying to find out who they are. Don't fuck yourself and calling back. I took a minute out of that, Chris. I fast forwarded a minute for you. I jumped ahead.

It was a little too long. It's 45 seconds, please. Yeah. I love when voicemails have a premise with no payoff that it always ends great. Babe, this is Ray Romano and I don't make jokes. Well, you should. It would have been, so it really was Ray.

Yeah, I was just like the real Ray Romano. Hey, this is a response to the professional drone pilot. I happen to be a freestyle drone pilot, and I would like to let you know that you're a whimpering pussy, and the FAA can suck my fat nuts. Fuxack feds, and we'll fly over the fuck we want. Call me back. I 100% agree with that gentleman. Thank you so much for calling in. Fuck the FAA. Hey Carl, on those movies episodes people haven't brought up weezer in a while and I know you're excited to hear about it. I've already talking about Blue Album and Finkerts and Matt. Well, I'm talking about Putin' Two and the Finkerts and Baby. Ayo!

That was a perfect voice, man. It was a bird voice. It even produced a Chris Lavety, hates this, Cygrance. Was that Rivers' Colmo? That was Rivers, yes. Guy from Vegas, who I've made fun of. Oh, so remember last week, I played this guy's voice mails, and I was like, this is 4 a.m. Vegas time.

And he's obviously black out drunk. And there's no way he remembers this. He claims he remembers it all, so. Damn. Hey, girl, it's that guy that does that. Hey, I'm Kyle Det and, uh, to be honest, I was putting off listening to the past couple of episodes, because I didn't listening to the past couple of episodes because I didn't

want to hear my voice mail because I did remember, uh, let's just thanks for telling everybody up in Las Vegas. Anyway, uh, go back yourself. I'm not doxing you by saying you're from Las Vegas. It's a big city. All right. So me as a private investigator, and I'm going to try to track this guy down. I'm going to show up to Las Vegas and say, I'm looking for a drunk guy. He's right over there.

Oh, yeah, that's a, that's a pretty good point. All right. Last voicemail that I wanted to play for everybody here. Hey, Carl or whatever in turn is listening to this. Just trying to mention that you always talk about adding this out in post, but I don't think you have ever actually edited anything out in post. I don't know, just my thoughts. Listen, asshole. Yeah, I've said through all of this garbage, not all of it, but most of it,

he takes a lot out. Like producer Chris said, so much anti-Semitic shit in the S.H.I.L.A.L.D. You won't hear any of that in the final version of this. Oh, I worked hard on that. I know, there's something that was pretty funny. Honestly, I even the part where you mentioned Black, that you're doing Black face though, right?

Oh, listen, Casey, I know I gotta think that out too. See what you did to me? That'll be in Carl's comedy classic. That's not good. Yeah, so I make it a point to take out what I say, I'm gonna take shit out. Do I really leave that in a lot? Could I really honestly make a point not to?

Cause I feel like that's a hack thing to do. No joke, I think your added takes longer than the show. It does. Takes much longer to show. Well, you're doing it wrong, man. All right. All right, that's all we got, Casey. Thank you so much for joining us.

Thanks, Casey. Thanks for the update on your canoe trip in the monkeys. Thanks, Doug. Thank you so much, buddy. Always great to have you out of time, dear. Thank you. Bye everybody. See you. This is it. It's over. Okay? Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I still doing this? I'm out of here. still doing this. I'm out of here.