Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep252 - The Curse of Silverthorn

Episode Date: April 4, 2021

Get ready to time travel back to medieval times and mill about. I hope you have your dice ready because this show will have you rolling. Kevin from WATP joins the show this week to chat about adults who play role playing games on the internet and aren't embarrassed. Then we explore more people who should be embarrassed like Stuttering John, Tom Myers, Patrick Michael, and Noodle Loaf. Also, Branden from the now banned SSOTW drops by. Get 20% off your first order of Press House Coffee with code WATP presshousecoffee.com/watp Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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who are these podcasts seasons one and two, it's Kevin. What's happening, Kevin? Hey, do you broke them into seasons? No. That was a joke. Yeah. Please go to your RVs.com to get an email address,

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and then shit all over in the comment section. Today we'll be reviewing a show called The Curse of Silver Thorn. This is a suggestion from Bobby, Kevin and I have both listened separately. We have not discussed it. We've just other beforehand. Let's get into it. I listened to a show. It was a YouTube show. It's called The Curse of Silver Thorn. It's on the Game Night's channel. This was part one, The Fellowship of Oddballs. The hosts were a guy named Lloyd. Lloyd is a YouTuber from the Wendy Bage channel that has 1.12 million subscribers. Jason Kingsley from Modern History TV

has 647,000 subscribers. Matt Easton from Skola Laggedatoria has 314,000 subscribers and Rafiello, who is an Italian gentleman, has the Metatron channel with 482,000 subscribers. Kevin, does that surprise you? Yes. Very, very much so. That's not it, mate. Because if you watch the show, just thinking

that these were dorks role-playing, you'd go, okay, I said embarrassing, but what are we talking about? These people have giant follow-ups. All of them do. Have giant follow-ups on YouTube. Believe me, the irony isn't lost when I watch this, and then I'm like, oh yeah, we're gonna do WATP now.

You know, it's very similar, except we're not doing shitty accents. Oh, we will be though. I have a feeling it's gonna be hard to. Not to. You guarantee I will be doing shit accents doing this. Yeah. Alright, so let's play the intro. This is what we're gonna be doing today.

We are going to be doing a role-playing game. That's right. We are playing Cogent role-playing. You can see there, this is just the character sheet. And it's going to be a medieval fantasy role-playing session. I'm just going to have fun. This is going to be a lot of fun, where I'm hanging out with friends and going to be great. Alright, so these guys are all well into adulthood. They're all dressed up in their medieval costumes and The one guy has swords behind him and it's not a green screen. It is real swords. I want to his YouTube channel He just talks about swords. He's really into swords Two of the guys have action figures behind them

One of the guys has a green screen that tries to make it look like he's in Medieval times now I understand why everyone hates white people. Like I get it. I wish I bought this one the week before the last episode. I'm like, oh, these guys have a point. These fucking people are insufferable. Anyway, so real quick, and then I'll let Kevin talk at some point. I promise you that.

I'm shot out of a can of tonight. Real quick, because the guy explains he's writing a book about some medieval town or some shit. So he explains what the setting is in this story, this role-playing story, there are about two to do. My intent and goal for this setting was to kind of have it feel far more authentic to the medieval period. And a lot of the fantasy elements kind of fit in where they did in the medieval period in the folklore of the time except so the common people have these stories and tales of strange elves, trolls, underbridges and all these things but in this setting those tales are real and Rath comes from the faith so elves don't even naturally live in the realm. All right. The reason why he explains this and I want to get into that.

But the reason I explained this is because the one of the guys says that he's an elf and he's hiding his ears because I'll start supposed to be real in this medieval town that they're kept. Did you follow this at all? No, I followed absolutely none of this fucking story at all. Not at all It's it it seems to me like if I was and I don't get me wrong I'm a huge fucking nerd. I'm a huge geek, right? Yeah, but there's levels of geekdom. They're sure are there's us There's it's like it's like autism, you know, there's a spectrum of geek and these guys are

Way on the other side. Well, I'm on the spectrum. You're on the the Lego Section of the spectrum. These guys let Lego is not even in these guys worldview. They have no idea what that is I'm a I got I'm on the getting pussy side of the fucking I don't know the idea what that is. I'm on the getting pussy side of the fucking of the spectrum. These guys are on the, not on the pussy side. Oh, I'm afraid of pussy. Yes.

The afraid, yes, they're afraid of it. And what I think is really interesting is, so just like other podcasts where people are hanging out together and they're like, oh, you know, this conversation that we're having could be a podcast. Yeah. These assholes got together and started playing a game and thought that there are witty banter between their D&D characters was good enough to be not only an audio podcast, but they have a video of them fucking on Zoom

going through all this shit, dressed as various characters and shit. It's retarded with a capital fucking R. But what do they give them credit for is that they are all YouTubers, which means it's edited to within an inch of its life. That a breath comes through, they just cut edit fucking every pause, which I do appreciate. Thank God, because this would have been four hours. And by the way, this episode will be listened to,

and we'll get into the story and everything that's going on. I know everyone's on the edge of their seats here. Can't wait to find out. What kind of adventure these guys are going on? But this was part one of the story. This was over an hour long. There's already part six that came out, I think, yesterday.

Episode two, this one is called The Fellowship of Oddballs. Episode two is called The Fairy Fairy. Episode four, it's all ogre now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's good. All right, so anyway, I was very confused by that because he goes, all right, so this is gonna be like realistic medieval times, and yeah, you know, they had their lore back then about trolls and stuff,

but you know, this is a realistic thing, but then there's like weird shit going on, where there actually are fairies for some reason. And you know, if you're in a forest environment and you hear a giggle, being from the realm where these things are far more common they sound like fairies and fairies are not nice so if you have attracted fairies that could be a big issue they do not like people trespassing in areas that they find because you're already you're aware of this. You, fairies, a pharma common in the Fey

and you have to deal them as a matter of course. And you surely can deal with them much easier because there are different environmental conditions in the Fey. Alright, so they're both, they're going up a river and they have to roll dice to determine whether or not they can hear fairies. And I'm not making this up. I actually followed this pretty well, I think.

My comprehension out of this, I think it's pretty, pretty good. And they roll the dice and if they get enough dice that are the number four, five, or six, then they're able to hear the fairies. And if they don't, they can't. And none of it matters. If it's like 20 minutes of the show, as I'm rolling dice to hear the fairies. There's so much, there's so much sound effects and nonsense going on.

I can't even hear what they're saying because their internet's not great. You got the main guy from Australia, you got some people in Great Britain, the guy in Italy, and this is what the show sounds like from time to time with the music, way too out in the mix and the voices muffled. I mean, my launches aren't painted and I'm...

Well, I'm going back to the back to being a little old and shiny. No! Maybe I'm talking about... Hmm, I'm shining up my lance over here. So... Just thinking about fairies from the magical land of some Francisco. It really, it really just brings you to another land when they have this fucking music bad playing the entire time.

Why do we all agree on medieval music? Like if you ask someone, what does medieval music sound like? They go Always that tamer always that's good Do we know what it sounded like was it ever recorded is there sheet music of this shit? How could we know it's It's a shitty Jethro tall What I understand is the most basic of instruments as a percussion instrument. And this music is always like flutes and string instruments and shit and the medieval times

and people seem to know what the scales were on the notes. And I'm just saying, we have no idea. This was never recorded. They could have sounded like this. I You You Anyway, I fucking wish That'll Okay, but any other observations of this no, I mean besides the fact that it's there's a lot of meandering That's going on in the actual gameplay. Yes. So like you never heard like, I don't know,

just casual banter between, let's say, a couple of gentlemen folk and they're like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh a lot of that and it's like, you don't, you don't need to do that. You're trying to tell a fucking story. You don't need to. No, they're acting stutter. You don't understand. This is like a game of thrones. What you're watching here, the production that they have. The guy who's like the dungeon master, I don't know what they call it in this type of game, but he's doing multiple voices because he has to play these different characters, and at one point He just cracks himself up with his accents soon. I was

No, no fight. We just got turned back. But this guy's accent is changing every single sentence I think I need a fight wanted stick to it. Well, I can't write up. I was no fight. We just got turned back now I'm doing it Pirate accent I can't help it. I'll just commit to Scottish. That's my very bad school in that. And I was so finally just got. So I'm back. I'm gonna say though this explains Braveheart. Yeah, it really does. So I think the point you're trying to make, Kevin. And I agree with this point is that watching people play a role playing game for hours on end seems like it be boring But if someone's gonna be good at it on YouTube, they must be witty and interesting and funny and these people are none of those things

It's very surprising me. This is the one that's caught up Well, I think and let me just you know go out on the limb here. I'm gonna say, they need a really, you know what a pop is? You know what someone just poppish? What that is? No. Okay. Do you recognize this kind of a voice? Oh!

How, how, oh! So interesting this story is, oh! All right, and then imagine me wearing white white face paint and a fucking powdered wig Yeah, it's maybe it's not quite in this but it oh this is what I think of yeah, a phop that's what they're called a phopish Phopish a gentleman. Oh, that's what they need in this story to spice shit up. Well, he should be Have you listened episode two yet? Maybe they got it. I don't know Well, I don't come everyone. episode two yet maybe they got it Kevin actually it's interesting I checked out episode two after listening to the first one to see what that looked like They literally do think that their game of thrones they do the whole like Previously on the fucking night to Dorx listen to this

Previously on the curse of silver boy The party turned up to a tournament in a city and then was way laid by a Messenger of the king, so Sir James believes anyway, about something that you need to go and help with, about silver. So I was impressed at first, I was like, oh, they're actually gonna sum up the whole story

so far by pulling clips. No, just one of the guys just says, that this is what happened. Take some a minute to explain to them an hour and 10 minutes to get through. It's like, yeah, there's a bunch of guys there on a boat and they're heading up north and there's fairies. Like, okay, we're all caught up.

Now it's up, now it's going on. That was a fucking hour episode that they summed up and those fucking 10 seconds, yeah. And there's reasons why it takes so long. At a certain point, I'll call them the narrator. I'm sorry, I don't know what this is called. The narrator says, all right, they get on the boat for the next few hours

There isn't gonna be anything going on like okay. Well, it's fast forward. You know if you were watching a movie like war to the rings Isn't in real time, you know you don't watch a candle get up as my clothes shampoo is beard So the guy explains that nothing's going on But still has the characters explain what they're doing You are definitely underway Nothing of particular, you know, importance and nothing eventful is gonna be happening within the next good few hours But if you could give a brief description of what your characters are doing during this time I'm in a body. Where are you?

I guess who fucking cares? What why would you possibly care? I'm in a body where are you up? You guys who fucking cares? Why would you possibly care guys? We're all in a boat our pretend characters are on a pretend boat going to a pretend place What are you thinking right now? What are you up to? Why would that matter in any way this this would have been a perfect opportunity to slip in a live read Man scoping I'm thinking about men's escaping while I'm on my boat. Go. So this is where, this is the specific part of the show where I kind of checked out a little bit, Gavin. So to set the scene, Lord Count Felian has been recently announcing the illustrious tournament that he was going to be holding in his small city of Trevinole.

I can't believe this exists. And I know people do this, like this is, I'll play the part that's the most action-packed part of the show. It's 26 minutes in and they finally get into some rolling of dice. And what's amazing here is that there's six squares. There's five people. And then the six square has the logo of the show, or the channel or whatever it is. And then at a certain point, the narrator gets to roll his dice.

And they switch to a live action view, overhead view, of the dice being rolled. This is what it sounds like. Roll the perception check. Okay, I have a perception of three and an intelligence of two and basics. I'll leave our old eight. So yeah, base of three then plus your perception and plus your intelligence. Correct. Okay, one, two, three, four, five hits out of eight.

Five, five hits. So I'll just quickly do a roll of my own. So I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, so it's hard to get a read. You do your best, William, but it's very hard to get a read on this. So I don't understand how these games work, but I think what just happened was this guy got more dice over the number 3 than the other guy dead and because of that He didn't give him information that he wanted to know that the guy actually knows But he's pretending not to know because his character doesn't know I'm fucking lost

I need you here, man. I need you because I don't look I really I mean you know as geeky as I am I've never played I mean easy dragons and yeah, I don't know if you can win They're all on the same team and they're just rolling dice and they're got hit points and swords I don't know what they're doing. I don't understand. It nothing happens at this whole time It's an excuse for five gentlemen who it really enjoy Monte Python I have gentlemen who really enjoy Monty Python to get together and do accents for an hour. That's what it is.

Kevin, I don't think you understand. Everybody else is talking about the regular accent. It's only the narrator who's protected to be characters, I think. In my head cannon, they're all Americans. Okay. And they're all doing a fucking accent because it sounds way too Point on the curtain real quick. I always say we don't discuss this show each other beforehand Kevin did tax me because we're these fucking people from by the way, and I'm like well the great Britain

Australia and Italy like fuck it holy hell. I know it doesn't it makes it less funny when I know that they're actually British I'm like come on really It makes it less funny when I know that they're actually British. I'm like, come on. Yeah, I know. Really? All right, the guy Jason, so at the beginning of the show, this is ponderous. I know people don't like what I use that word, but it really is ponderous because they go around and they say, okay, introduce yourself and then give your character's backstory. And maybe they should have put some parameters around that because Jason had way too much to share. He is nice, but he's a bit dim. He's very good at fighting, but that's

probably mostly luck. He also has a secret passion for courtly dance. He loves dancing. But he also is, he's estranged from his family. So basically, his family have grown him out of home, hoping that he's going to die horribly and heroically, somewhere a long way away and leave the money and the lands to them. But he doesn't really know that because he hasn't picked up on that whole thing.

So he's been of a lost soul. Hey, hey, I don't ask for your life's story. Go that, I'm spare you at some point. And then one time he went down to the town to get Osaka potatoes and he never returned. But then he did return and he only had one potato. That was one time he did that. It's all in my block.

I'm sure you guys have read it. I'm sure everyone. Because everyone read in the fucking Medieval times. I love that part of it too. Like, you know, everyone was able to read back then. Things weren't great, Kevin. Things weren't great. Things weren't great, stuff.

Things weren't as glamorous as these people might think they were. I've shit in so many hats. Oh. You love them. Oh, I could think of what. the play of this shitty medieval music. This is what the soundtrack should have done. 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Yeah, we have a plenty clips from your board yet here You guys think that you want to play and talk about I have one I love here and it number two Yeah, play number two and I know I'll speak Hey, go William you have leave to shag. Go and shag. I made the William, but an absurd concept. Who would, who would, who would sink so low? Not even their characters are getting away. I know.

They all get, they all get them about there. It's a game you'll fucking check down. It's like y'all, okay, okay. Yeah right. If I wasn't getting it in real life, like how? They all get they all get about that's a game you fucking chick. I was like y'all go gay If I wasn't getting in late in real life like how I wasn't getting in real life I would be totally be like oh My cock is 10 inches long and I roll it in a wheelbarrow Yeah, they really crack themselves up with the shag talk like these these people are children They're literally talking about sex like 12 year olds do it. Oh, we can go bang those girls

Those little dorkles the cake He still the two sides of the mirror. That's true. I am. All right. So at one point, I got to give the narrator some credit. He does put a lot of work into the show. He even wrote, I believe this is an original song, about fairies for this show.

Bear with me, because I'll also mildly sum the tune. But it goes like this. The fairies love their magic play with fate, fate, fate. People in their forest, do they hate, hate, hate, one morning did some children get lost, lost, lost, then they poked out their eyes with their stab and a jab. They looked at the children with a laugh and a chuckle for the nature of fairies are cruel and fickle So beware of giggles that come from trees with fire in your hands you can flee flee flee It's not my favorite song about fairies Did he rhyme chuckle with what fickle? Yeah fickle what yeah, it's not around

I know I mean it could have been fuckle. I mean, it could have been fuckle. I mean, I suppose. Should have been fuckle. Should have been fuckle. I'll tell you, as far as songs about fairies go, I think this one's a little bit better. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ I was hoping you were going there.

Fatties wear boots. So. Ha ha ha ha. Kevin, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that has fairies and these fairies are giggling and it's really obnoxious the sound effects of the fairies. You know exactly what's coming that's a problem. I feel the threat and I'm trying to see what I can do. It's like overpowering a lot of areas and it goes out. We're going through the petafile forest The petafile forest is full of delights and trickery Boy anything else on the board here can you want to play?

Yeah, number three is pretty funny. I think I hear tales of strange horny creatures. No, they're scaly. I'm sorry, I've got the words wrong now. Strange scaly creatures that live under bridges that might be a good hunting round for William, perhaps. It's very possible, but very possible, but I do believe those are just tales, so James. I do believe there's a there is a tale of horny troll creatures. It is called the land of Florida. Why could land? Oh, man, let's talk about this fucking nerd talk that they get into there is some shit that is pretty impressive even for these guys Right so sure it's intelligence bonus plus perception bonus plus three, is that right? Yeah, but also Reflex adds to it an even strength. It's just a balancing mechanic so you can add all your ability by

This is to the wrong. You're dead nerd. The rules are so fucking confusing. I want everybody to really listen to this next clip and Try to process what this person is saying and figure out what these rules are. How many dines does that mean? All right, so you always have a base of three plus you, so when you pick up a vacation, you get to choose if it, the ability to score that most naturally applies to it. For instance, if you're a blacksmith, you could say you were an artist kind of blacksmith where it's more about the specific details and you could actually found it on intelligence. If you're at the time of blacksmith, you just beat it out. The thing you're making, you could say it's found it on strength.

Once you pick the ability that it's found it on, it's set. Okay. So you can naturally pick intelligence, uh, the climate normally. So you're in base of three, your're intelligence bonus, and then the vocation bonus that you put into it. It seems to me like you're on an expert mark. What the fuck? What do you get?

It seems so good, Valu know that. I think they're making it up as they go, which is also a silly way to play a game. In my opinion. You've rolled, let me see here. Go ahead and roll. Okay. Oh, let's count the dice see here. Go ahead and roll. Okay. Oh, let's count the dice up here. All right, all right, all right, all right. It's- Oh, your vocation is shit-shoveler.

That is what you all shit- You have a shovel. And there's shit abound. Well, it's- there's two sixes. I mean, of course, it's a shit-shoveler. That's how this- Of course- Yes, yes, but but usually I just figured that out. I gotta tell you though, I don't think they're great at math, you know, for a game that involves adding or looking at numbers, they seem pretty slow.

Got how many dice am I rolling? This I've got plus one in here. So that would be three plus one. So four. That would be three plus one. So guy puts a fucking green visor on Let me see Three plus one that's that's four They're they almost touch on the third rail here with this question

Tell it mentioned something to me that I just wanted to get to Confirmation. Are you a man or a woman? Now you might think that's an extremely offensive question to ask someone if they're a man or woman, but back in medieval times there were only two genders and everyone was one or the other. I know it sounds crazy. It was before people evolved. There were just two genders so it So it's OK, back down.

It was OK to ask if you were a man or not. Just get to woke. Get to woke. Get to woke. What else did you know about this joke, Kevin? This shit. Number five. Yeah.

I thought it was funny. So I wonder, can I wander over to one of the minor characters and engage him in banal conversation Yes, you can that's exactly what everyone's been doing to major characters. Yes, or is please don't I want to talk to this shopkeeper over here that seems to be sweeping. I think that might be an interesting conversation for me to have. It's really unbelievable. These guys are just staring at the screen for hours as each of them take turns saying nothing.

You know, like you're in a meeting, you're in one of those Zoom meetings for work and you want to murder everybody, but you wanna murder everybody. But you all have to be there. This is voluntary. They're siding up for this. This is what they're doing after their Zoom meeting for work. Is there gonna get another Zoom call to talk about these, like, small talk?

Let's talk about having small talk with other characters who may or may not be present. You think it bleeds through? They There's zoom talk bleeds through to their Yes works stuff Cuz you know they're all an IT. Yes Although I I got the sense Kevin you talked about how you're a nerd there's different types of nerds There's the smart nerds who get us to the moon and Mars and stuff. And then there are like the dumb nerds that you're like, Jesus, you're not even good at computers.

And this is wild now. The spectrum is like the geek nerd spectrum. I think it's a real thing. And I think the tipping point, so right in the middle is that you like Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galic. Okay. So I've never read that book, so I'm therefore on the left side of the spectrum.

I am on the, what I would consider the coolest side of the pillow. What's that? The cool side of the pillow, but- Yeah, let's go too far there, Kavanaugh. Yeah, me too. But then there's like, you know, there's Star Wars nerds. I'm not really sure where they fall in there but if you're on the other side of the hitchhiker's guide spectrum, then you're into Monty Python and

I remember a long time ago somebody, I don't know if this fucking, anybody said it, heard of this before but there was this like really shitty audio of like, it's just before podcasts and stuff, I guess, but it was like something about a boot to your ass or something like that. This fucking person I used to know used to is the key here. Played this for me like it was the most fucking funniest thing he's ever heard of before. It's like boot to the boot to the something I don't know it was fucking horrible at any rate that's way at the other end of the spectrum that's it that's the far right that's the QAnon of the spectrum well I just want to point out since you pointed out where you're at that us Star Wars nerds are the cool side of the spectrum

Chris and I both look at it around my basement as you're talking about Star Wars nerds like Stretching my cow around like the dark side of the cool Right, yeah, yeah, here you go. Oh, so this is another example of what you were talking about with them Just having small talking doing nothing. I'm just gonna have a look around the boat actually as pure curiosity not not malevolent or I'm just gonna wander for one end to the other and sort of be Stupidly interested in what's going on. These people have no imagination. What's your character doing? Nothing Let me talk about it for a while. Nothing would have been the right answer there It's said, well what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna walk around. I'm interested in the boat itself

I want to see what's doing and I'm just gonna walk around the boat for a little bit and see what I can't I can't Understand this game, man Do you want to check out my poop deck? Oh? Walk around the the port and the aft of this of the boat You know, it would be amazing to get these people to be blackjack dealers and to see that like oh Here's a queen Your jack is black Let's see you have a six and a two so that's

Hey Would you have a six and a two, so that's a... Hates! Would you like another hot-puss too? The dealer looks up and there's no one at his fucking table. Just perform me for no one. Oh my God, we gotta do that, Skip. The dragon's dirt blackjack dealer. Trust me, we will go. Would you like me to draw under the card?

A nice. This is black magic. This is witchcraft. What do you choose? A wonderful, a wonderful, a wonderful. Jesus. Let's roll dice. It's a... Yes, you're fucking a full jack. roll dice it's a

Don't be tempted by the crops table. Oh, I would told myself I wasn't gonna start doing voices because Kevin always gets me doing voices I never should I can't fucking help myself every time He's out of the. I start doing it. All right, so the main guy, I didn't catch his name. I don't think he introduced himself, but the main narrator guy, like I said, he's got this YouTube channel called Game Nights, which is where this show was on. And I went to his channel to check out his trailer

for his channel. He can be alonely endeavor traveling these Shadlands venturing forth into pop culture and gaming. trailer for his channel. Game Knight, and we shall be joined by a tremendous individual. The Lord has already been with us in many an adventure and now he is here in the flesh, doling deep into the tomes of the internet, finding the juiciest, most dinked memes there ever was. Sir Ben, the gentle giant, do not be fooled by his mighty stature, he has loves tiddy bears. Sir Nathan, the confounded, ev'er his evil set by the arrows of trial. Nathan, the great scorners are working again! So I guess the type of nerd that I prefer

is the one with not so much self-confidence. The one who may be is a little embarrassed when they talk in front of people Yeah, self-awareness Be so much in that that intro would have been better if he was like and so Derek he shovels shit The shit shovel a Derek the shit shoveler Kevin maybe you can get a job with one of these guys. Oh, I'm gonna get called after this, I'm sure. I think so. Um.

Well, we will have to hire you for a next quiz, too. That's a demo reel. I'm hired to nail it. All right, Kevin, I'm out of clips. I think I summed it up pretty well. What else do you want to talk about here? I mean, I'm pretty, pretty good to. I mean, it's really, yeah, it's a lot of fucking, you know,

they're talking over each other. So it makes it hard to follow even if you knew what was going on. Yeah. So it's, to me, it's just, it's, just it's this is something that's best saved for doing it home. You know don't fuck a broadcast it. If you want to do this just fucking do it in your basement where no one can hear it. I mean Kevin I would agree with you except for the fact that I think these guys are making a living from this. They have a shit ton of subscribers and followers and they're living their best life.

Look, I quit, I quit the show before it came hugely popular. So I'm just saying, these guys should quit doing what I did. Just quit. Yeah, just quit it, stop doing it. Yeah, I was impressed with how well I followed the story. Now it takes forever to get there. So maybe that's why like I could zone out for minutes at a time and it didn't matter nothing happened But I did follow the story pretty well

I understood what was going on and really nothing happens in this story. Yeah, I wish they were If you were playing this If this was a video game you would hit the skip dialogue, right game you would hit the skip dialogue. Right. Yes. Uh, Cabin today's show is brought to you by Press House Coffee that we just got brand new ad copy for. And I just remember that I got to find that.

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because he is spreading cheer in this world. Chris, just like we do over here. Just positivity, just positive vibes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So lots of spreadin' goin' on over there. Oh, kinds of spreadin'. So he said in this clip of this show called Noodle Welf. Now, okay, this is a show for children.

But even a show for children shouldn't be this retarded. What's a dentist's favorite animal? I don't know. But I'm all a bear. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Mad What the fuck is going on over there? I like that they sang the the bunch line that joke is great that that is a show and maybe it's for children But it's made by retards Obviously That's a slogan Wow I want to do a segment that we don't do enough on WATP.

I wanted to revisit Tom Myersyers vs. The Rust of the World. The reason why I'm doing this is because I personally believe that Tom Meyers is the worst joke writer in the history of writing jokes. And because Kevin, you've written many jokes throughout your life. I thought we could dissect all 16 of his monologue jokes from the latest episode of Tom Meyers vs. The Rust of the World. What do you think? I think that sounds great. So I've done nothing to this audio. I've left in the reactions from his co-hosts. I have not done anything to make him sound stupid. He's done all of

this himself. Let's get it started. Hello. Welcome to Tom Myers vs The Rust of the World. Joe Biden signed the COVID relief bill into law. With the speed of our current United States Postal Service, all eligible Americans will receive their stimulus checks by the time Tiffany Trump is sworn in as president in 2045. All right. Couple things wrong with this joke, and I'll let you get your take in there, Kevin. But first of all, we all know this is being direct deposited now, so it's not a postal thing.

So it's the joke. The so it's it the joke the the setup has to be realistic in order for you to follow it secondly okay let's say that the postal service is being super slow as an interesting take which it isn't why would you need to have two punchlines in there so he had a cram in someone so it's gonna be president and by the way the year is gonna be 2046 you're not confident in your joke if you have to cram two punks. I pick one of those and go with that. Yeah, I mean into the whole the whole premise is pretty Hack that's a little act that postal service man. You'll never get your letter. Not usually coming to like two or three days Oh, yeah, I mean they've been telling fucking, you know, a rival fucking postal jokes since, you know, fucking ponies. All right, joke

number two. During his prime time speech, Biden said we could be ready to have cookouts on July 4th, where the worst serious health risk would be cirrhosis of the liver. All right, now I got to say the word economy here is right you did that right even the cadence is almost right the delivery was okay it's just not funny yes it's not a good positive it's it's devoid of laughter it's missing that thing that's what is it clever it's missing that funny. Yeah, missing that part of it. You should have said laugh All right, there's another one veterinarians may be eligible to administer the COVID vaccine I would like to see them administer the vaccine to anti-maskers all instead of the vaccine They give them the stuff they use to euthanize old sick animals

so Reaction so that was just angry. There's no joke there, it's just an angry person. Yeah, I think this is a really lame joke that I wrote, that it might be on the same thing, but I was like, if you really wanna get everybody vaccinated, maybe you should start doing the shots in the arms of people who are in line for the Macrib

Okay, now that's just a joke and I don't know if it's any better or Any worse than what you just played well the word Macrib is always funny So you got that right that's for sure and there's a lot of fat people that are in line for it and those are the people with the comorbidities That really this COVID things a problem for. That is true. Yeah, here's a fact, there's a spectrum of fat problems. Now the big rib fatties, they can get out of the house but they don't like them.

There's getting a using a crane to get out of the house. That's one side of the spectrum. I would say mini polino fits on this side of the spectrum. He's like a big rip Vinnie, I'm probably more a McRib than I am crane out of the house at this point. Well congratulations Gavin Yeah I think you made so much progress All right next job It would oh this is actually a tag so we just said that really angry thing about murdering anti-maskers and this is the tag on it. It would make sense as the same people who

since Biden was sworn in tell all of us to wake up are at that age where they're more liable to fall asleep in front of the television. So what? Only old people because he's saying old people fall asleep in front of the television are against the government becoming increasingly authoritarian is that what he's saying there because I'm not connecting the dots yeah I brain shut off as he said the first word okay fair enough yeah next one does not have a a a a comics delivery by the means next one this one is a kind of a looted Missouri Senator Roy Blunt is the latest senator to announce he's not seeking

re-election. Five senators, all of them Republicans. I imagine if your seatmate is Josh Hawley, who looks like his only experience with Mr. Potato Head is using his needle dick to try to fuck the holes. That gives you the epitaph to step down. So what he wanted to do is he wanted to tell a joke about this other senator that is not related to the setup.

So Josh Holley has a needle deck. And the joke is like this guy is such a needle deck. He could fuck the whole semester potato head. Not a terrible joke, but he didn't end with that punch line. He's like, yeah, so the senator is stepping down. It's just another senator is stepping down in Republican side. And it's probably because there's this other Republican

senator. Now his name is Josh Holley. Now this guy is a fucking needle dick. And let me tell you how I know that. It's because he once bought a Mr. Potato head brought home. He was able to put his needle dick inside Mr. Potato head. And that's why the senator is stepping down.

He's like, there was a joke in there somewhere. You almost got this. That was like a kinder egg of jokes. Like there was a toy in the middle, which was the actual joke. And then a bunch of bullshit chocolate words that were around it that didn't mean anything. It's also a joke that you would only laugh at

if you're pretending to follow politics really closely. Like, oh yeah, I know, Chuck Scholley, I know. What a deal, Dick. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why Trump showed a photo of a naked woman on a yacht to one of the attendees. To be fair, he did ask Trump, do you have any pictures of your wife? Okay. All right, so this joke, I don't get it all, I don't know why it would be funny.

I guess the word Donald Trump makes it funny. The word. The name Donald Trump makes it funny. But what would, so we showed a naked picture of someone on a yacht and then it was his wife. A naked picture. What? Wait a minute.

So let's roll this back. Yeah. Recently, it was revealed that at a Shiva, Donald Trump showed a photo of a naked woman on a yacht to one of the attendees. To be fair, he did ask Trump, do you have any pictures of your wife? Oh.

OK. So they're saying he unsolicited. he just showed a picture of a naked woman on a boat to some people, but it turns out that they had actually asked him, do you have any naked pictures of your wife? Or anyone, and the photo that he had was one of his wife, which actually would be the right person to have a naked photo up in your phone. But what does this have to do with Yomuk? I don't know! What does Ben Shapiro just say about this? I don't know! I don't know the answer!

Okay. Alright, this next joke gets the biggest laugh. The bottom Orioles will allow up to 11,000 people to attend their games this season. The jokes on them. 11,000 people didn't want to go to an Orioles game before the pandemic. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Now this is what I call the obvious joke. And the reason why I call it that is because I think Croj and I both wrote that joke for an ice-a-tum show

when we were social distance. I was like, oh, the ice-a-tum fans of the socialists were like, wait before COVID, get it? Because we're not popular. You got it? I mean, I do. I do. I do get it because we're not popular get it like I Do I do get it but all right. I'll give that one dumb Obvious, but why not he's got to fill half an hour hack any hack any hack any sack Hack need hack need hack need joke

HACK NID HACK NID JOKE! Oh boy, alright, this next one, again the word economy here is, is ffff. Prince Harry is disturbed by the allegations of racism, lobbed at the British royal family. Let me go over this again. Someone who once dressed up as a Nazi at a party, and referred to a Pakistani service member as PACKY, is disturbed by racism? That's like someone coming back from storming the Capitol and being mad at his kid because he's left his coat on the floor. I think he tweeted that one too. I remember seeing that as a tweet that he put out. He's really proud of the mad at the kid for leaving his coat on the floor, which isn't a thing. I don't get it. He's got two setups and two punch signs. Why isn't it

twice as funny as every other joke? It's too long like it takes too long to get it to so he's way too long. He should have said, Prince Harry a man who wants dresses and Nazi like that's it. Like just yeah it's very easy to say this guy is a racist like you can do that very quickly said he's like throwing out three

different fucking examples of it like okay we got it. Like, you can do that very quickly. He said he's throwing out three different fucking examples of it. Like, okay, we got it. You know what he needs to do more of? Voices! Oh my god, I'm so glad you said that. Because for the first time, he actually does do an accent. And I'm going to skip ahead to joke 13 here for you. The royal family say they will deal with this issue privately, at least it will be private.

Oh, I got to play this one first because this the joke before it sets this one up. So this is a joke 12. The racism allegation was revealed during an interview with Oprah Winfrey or as the Royal family calls it the motive for Operation Diana 2.0. All right, so that one I didn't get it all. The motive for Operation Diana 2.0. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the killed her white that's what i think he's saying because then he says that the royal family say they will deal with this issue privately at least it will be private

until we hear about megan markles freak death in a scooter accident and you know what it's not even the fucking uh... you know it's so funny it that i called that scooter accident and i read a real quick as an accent this is this joke I wanted to get A scooter accent Five minutes so creeping mr. Carl

That's a deep cut All right, here's the one. It's a bit disingenuous for the British royal family to deny allegations of racism, because that was pretty much the basis on which most of their colonial history was founded. Oh, Philip, look! Another land filled with brown savages we need to tame! That's a pop! He's actually a pop, yeah. I just realized that I am podcasting with top buyers this week.

Yeah, I'm not much better. All right, this is joke number nine. This is very relatable. We all know about this. The royal family is actually very relatable. As most families have that one relative, who likes to tell jokes using the N word at family gatherings. Okay.

All right. I don't know if I have anyone in my family who likes to use the N word at family gatherings. I've never. All right. Oh, so he's talking about, uh, what's everything? It's in the news here with the Royal Family. He's talking about the Royal Family being racist

and then he talks about Americans. You'll never find Americans surprised by racism. 74 million people voted for Trump. When you accuse the American power structure of being racist, Americans will go, hell, yeah, we are. So in Tom Myers, comedic mind, he thinks that Trump supporters are openly racist and can't wait to tell you about it.

What a fucking moron. Who is the guy that's quote unquote laughing on the background of that this co-host the guy's like 77 years old He's been doing stand-up forever and has no career at it and he's the co-host of this top Myers versus the rest of the world I forget his name Zoinks Like his career's over sco three more jokes for ya are you sure the police

trial. Even though he's like a police officer, he is asked from taking multiple dicks at once. The gel right joke is always good right? The other guy was like oh he gets a lot of those types of recipe we just go multiple dicks at once like what is your fantasy about Jill? You think these guys are like putting penises at a guy at the same time? I don't think that's... Multiple. 10 Big Man is a Sankee. Oh, look at our discord chat.

Jeff Heisen is the guy who's laughing in the background. He is quiet a goober. Multiple dicks, yes. Hello. Hello. multiple dicks yes ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha our governor Cuomo. Andrew Cuomo is being recommended for impeachment by the New York State legislature. He was quoted as saying, can you please go back to talking about how I killed a bunch of old people? That was a setup.

Was that a cam opening in the background? Look at the rosette. Let's hear that again. I don't know. Listen to the end of this. Back to talking about how I killed a bunch of old people. I think so. I want to listen to the end of this. Back to talking about how I killed a bunch of old people. I think someone opened a doctor puffer after that. Yeah, it sounded like somebody opened a fucking Mr. Pib or something.

It was a door slamming. I've been to the DPR. That's enough. Yes sir. All right, this is the last one. And this is about Cuomo's wife. Andrew Cuomo's wife, Carrie Kennedy, reportedly used to sleep in a locked bathroom toward the end of her marriage to

Cuomo. That shocked me. Usually the only time a Kennedy has slept in the bathroom is after they've done drugs. And on that note, all of the show. And I'm the head note. And with that bomb, let's get going with the show. It does set it. It does set it very it very well actually for what you're about to endure What the fuck was that joke? I don't know usually can we sleep in the bathroom after doing drugs? What is there a story like a like a an assassination joke or something? Yeah, I think like you could have been some better there an assassination joke or something like that. It seemed like you could have been some better there.

A bridge joke. I mean, there's so many places that you could go. I don't know. Chap a clinic joke. Come on. That's what I was thinking. All right. Last week, we had our friend, Adam Goldsteinon.

AdamGoldstein.info. And he wrote a Southern John parody song that I thought I would play that will get us warmed up for more music in the next segment. If you could only see how creepy John is, maybe you'd understand. And why we make fun of him on this show And how he's a fool. If you could only see how brown his toilet water is. When he takes a selfie. When you got a boring podcast And you begged the SuperChance

And you smiling not in Panda And your bag for super chats And your smile and nod and pander To brain dead Democrats Say, pray a mortgage, but you won't flush the toilet for but you don't If you could only see how brand-aid John is maybe you don't understand Why no one from the Howard Stern show like him and why he's washed up If you could only see how lurch infested his apartment looks When he says the guilla

You know what I wear my ass with your feelings? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Eh. Ah, love it. Thank you very much. I had it for putting that together and sending that over to us. And with that, I think it's time to talk about another musician. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Because that's absurd. Animal cross-leaf is who I'm referring to and Brandon from Shitty Song of the Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, done is I have not listened to anything that you've sent me. I don't know what style of music this is as we all know Patrick Michael aka Animal Crosley does every style of music and he does all of them very well. We've heard metal, we've heard rap, we've heard love ballads. What do we got today Brandon? Well, after my encounter with Patrick Michael, I decided I'm going to stick or stay away

from any of Kevin's music, sent he claims that that was all just a goof and he made no effort to compose it. Well, hold on a second. So the band Kevin that you goofed on to his face, he did say that, but he also said he thought it was really good. And he would listen to that over anything else that's ever been recorded. He also said that. Well, he's a living breathing contradiction.

All right. Good point. But I thought I'd bring something that he's a living breathing contradiction. Sorry. Good point But I thought I'd bring something that he put a little bit more effort into and what makes this song extra terrible is that he has someone Featured on this track as well. Okay. Good so the name of this song is called poetry and Jesus Christ. It's so fucking terrible. I already like it poetry. Yep, and it's featuring a rapper, I say rapper with air quotes by the name of demon. Okay, I hope that this is really deep.

Oh, well, you're about to find out. Now, the first clip I have for you is the intro, and I'm gonna apologize ahead of time to you, Kevin, all the listeners. This might be the slowest 30 seconds in WATP history. And again, I'm going to apologize ahead of time to you, Kevin, all the listeners. This might be the slowest 30 seconds in W-A-T-P history. Okay. And again, I'm sorry, but it really sets the mood for what's about the comp. All right, good.

I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not sure you know I'm sure you're like that when I'm out of sight. That's the hook huh? Oh yeah, absolutely. And from what I can gather about this song, it's mainly just about how much he likes hearing people say his name. Okay. Yeah, there's not much about it that makes sense. There's no rhyming attempts at all. He literally rhymes a word with the same exact word throughout all their

verses. It's fucking horrible. You pointed out that he's done, well PJ's pointed out that he's done that before actually. Oh yeah, this song is three and a half minutes of it. It's fucking retarded. Sweet. So the next clip I have for you, you know, usually when rappers have someone featured on their track, they don't normally put them up first you know they they usually come in with a verse or two and then the featured artist comes in and finishes everything off yeah those are silly rules that animal crawls we can't be bothered with oh exactly I mean look this this guy is an artist I can't understand his creative genius the way he can so this is demon hopping in on the verse. This is right

after that hook you just heard. And I think that he might actually be a worse rapper than animal. My name is Ava from the Light Baby girl ain't nobody else in the world Kablews being your button You see they're all your Christmas night I'm only one of you truly stand at your side Lil my tongue, my tongue Don't deny it baby girl you ain't your light Get ain't nobody else in the world Ain't one of us a lion I ain't trying to lie

I ain't staying trying to be good to you And I hope you don't take notes The nights I'm digging the flow Mr. K was a better rapper than this guy that's Incredible he sounds like he's afraid to wake someone up in the next room or something Yo, yo my kids are sleeping Yo, yo, my kid to sleep in. He is no confidence in himself whatsoever. That's what I was thinking.

He sounded nervous. Like he's down this verse and then just like really rushed through it to try to get it over and done with. That's great. Oh, I love that he's clapping with these people. Yeah, who knows where he found him but. What year did this come out, do you know? I want to say it's around 2017 when the video was put up.

Okay, so in Patrick Michael's defense, he's only grown adult. All right. All right, so the next clip I have for you, it's a little bit of the hook for some reason, in this song when he has the hook, why should I say, in every song, he always has that echo effect on his vocals, so it sounds like there's a bunch of him doing it. But for some reason, he felt the need to only highlight just one shameless with this chorus. It's only for a pre-second, but it's fucking weird. Interesting.

Yeah, what's the fucking point in that? It sounded like he was pretending to have an effect, but he was just singing it on his hair this again. Pointing that it sounded like he was pretending to have an effect, but he was just singing it almost here Poetry a tree a tree a tree a tree a tree a Little slapback That's what all right, so so the moment you guys have been waiting for animal finally comes in with a rap. Let me guys let me guys I started to roll the red and buy it to bring

You're not that far off Kids would go away What's interesting about this is that we thought for a long time that he had an echo effect on his vocals. But I caught him on this. He's actually recorded himself doing this verse several times and put them all together and layered. And you could tell because there are words that are spaced out awkwardly

Okay, all right, I'm still ready. No matter how heavy my shoulder does get handled. Maybe I'll be a whole year understand. I'll be able to be a man. Be good and I'm back. Happy in this head. I'll fall in this as a fear. Like a fan. Cause it's only true that I write in this bed. Alright, in his defense, if you told me this was a new Kanye song, I would believe it. Because this is a Kanye style now, just add everything with it. I'll tell you what, man, you know what, man, I'm doing this, man. This is a rap man. This is how I rap, man. Okay, I said good, I don't think so, but what do I know? Oh, I'm much like a Kanye West song. He doesn't really say much of anything either, so it works.

Yeah. Yeah, I hear you're're saying though, where he layers himself, but doesn't take out any of the ones where he fucked up, which is really fun. The whole purpose of layering yourself is you don't have to take every take. You can use the good ones. Right. It's not that hard. And you can do it. Wow.

Okay. So I think I think this whole song was recorded in the hard and he can read do it. Wow. Okay. Okay. So I think this whole song was recorded in one take and they didn't make any effort to listen back to it because I found somebody actually talking on this track during the recording process. Uh-huh.

And it's very hard to hear. So I want you to key in on it. And if you have to repeat it, do it at the short clip. Okay. But I'm pretty sure he says this sounds retarded. Okay, listen for this sounds retarded. Okay, listen for this sounds retarded. Okay, listen for this sounds retarded.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. tree tree tree tree tree. All right, can we please get a PJ Kevin collab going because I am hearing things right now It's serious potential Yo Yeah, that's it. I put Kevin in this body. He's like, yeah, I got this. Yo Who is this gonna say just put it together somebody take all these songs say power tree yo bitch What's up

Power Tree tree slow down. I'm a tree. It's all right. They're gonna take all those words. Yeah, and put them together and make a song out of it All right, so open garage band up Also to the jiggle department stat. Alright, we got one more clip from the saga. Yeah, and this is a, this is where Patrick really gets to shine with his vocal skills. He really knows how to drag out the word poetry, so. Okay.我每次都跟著我學校 with me我 name in the mother's lifePOWER CHREE

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There was an episode of the briefcase. I haven't listened to it, but somebody sent me this clip. I guess he was talking about me on it. And I just got to say, if Carl listens to this episode, just know that he's came to me with some information about you that I'm supposed to talk about in a podcast. And just know, guys, I'm not 15. So apparently someone was feeding Patty Seacup some info about me that he was hoping that Patrick Michael would talk about a show but he's not 15. Oh shit, Carl, I be worried he knows stuff.

Yeah, I know. He knows his age. It's not 15. I could tell you that. Brandon, what's going on? I saw something that you had to take down an episode of ShittySong of the Week. You said that there's a rapper who didn't appreciate what you had to say about his song. What's going on over there? Yeah, so the the SoundCloud rapper Lil Pump turns out to be a little bitch. Yeah. And so what happened was Thursday night I put an episode up for Friday's release and then the morning I go to check the show out and my entire feed is shut down.

I can't access it. I can't do anything to it. So I reach out to the hosting site and it turns out Warner Records reached out to pod being saying that our review of the song Gucci gang was in violation of copyright infringement or some stupid bullshit. So the entire show is down right now. There's no feed for shitty song of the week, you can't find it. Oh really, your show is taking down?

Yeah, the whole feed got taken down. Yeah, so while the issues being resolved, I'm gotten put in the episodes up on our patreon patreon.com slash sotw Just this early access episodes until we can get this shit fixed and then I'll put them back on the regular feed But I'm not gonna let the show die that little pumps a little chop was damn right is the joke you could have got away I don't know started it's it sounds like you have beef with little pump It sounds like you have beef with a little pump My Today Kevin what if what if a little pump was to kick him in the thigh? What would happen? Oh, I've been kitchen my appendage Oh

Power tree Oh, poetry, poetry. Let's go and figure Charles Horace, joke. But I'm trying to set me up there. I've been given a Charles Horace. Oh, see, because rich people don't say Charlie Horace. Yeah. Yeah, what a gem of a joke it's been. What an illustrious career. I'm still a fan.

All right. Brandon, I'm sorry to hear that, although I will say that your show was always I've always been concerned about this that you're playing people's music And that is definitely a copy right problem that you're having well, I kind of figured it would happen soon Yeah, the episode is over a year old so I'm surprised it took this long and I kind of thought I was within my rights under fair use But you know, what do I know? What do you know? Well, Brandon, good luck to you buddy. I hope you get the show back up. But people go to Brandon's Patreon.

I'm a member over there. SSOTW on Patreon. It's just a dollar a month. You can't go wrong, so I think I'll go with that. Why not? Why not give our buddy Brandon a few bucks? All right, man. Thanks so much for coming on.

I appreciate it. Thanks for having me on. Ludo. Sue. I see the great Missy is here in our discord and her boyfriend, Anthony Cumia, was talking about W-A-T-P on his show on Monday. And I'm so excited that this happened

because Anthony has been introduced to Patrick Michael and he is a fan of Pat- if I have a cop was one thing in my life it's that I have shown Anthony Kumia the brilliant genius of Patrick Michael. Patrick Michael. Isn't that amazing? Dude, if this guy, if this was a character that this guy goes every time he does a podcast and goes, all right, let me get into character here. I'm going to do the Patrick Michael character and I'm going to do this podcast where I am so stupid and so uncreative that people listening will laugh. This will be comedy at how inept and incapable I am of doing a podcast.

But it's a character. I actually sat and I wrote a character and each bit I do isn't a real bit. It's my version of what an idiot would seem like doing a bit. I would want this guy to get some kind of fucking award for genius in podcasting. Like yes. That is what's so amazing, Patrick Michael is that he's actually this bad Anthony talks about that for a while and you hear E-Rock there in studio as well. E-Rock is a huge fan of Patrick Michael and his shenanigans.

And apparently I guess the the the ongoing story with him is that when there's too many people following the podcast, he says this can't be legitimate. So he stops doing that and starts another one with a different name. Again, brilliant. Yeah, a different name. We have 75 subscribers. All right, somebody's fucking with me. This is done.

We're going to start all over again. And that's what this guy does. So I'm very excited that we've introduced Patrick Michael to both E-Rock and our friend Anthony Cumia over there and what Anthony was talking about specifically was the clips that Doug brought last week that blew me away. I fucking was rolling over here because Patrick Michael maybe someone told me you want to be successful get a sound board That's what that carol guy does so he's like oh yeah, okay, I got a sound Yeah, he's like oh that's all things so okay So Doug was I don't know how many clips he had 25 30 clips of

Patrick Michael just not knowing what he was hitting none None of it made sense. They weren't labeled. So I'm surprised to him. I'm all to them. Surprise to. Like, what the hell? That can do. Whoa. So Anthony, enjoy that. He's talking about that. So last night I'm listening,

and Carl is on, you know, it's his show, and he's got this other guy on, and they're going through Patrick Michael's podcast. Apparently, Patrick Michael had gotten a sound effects machine. He got a fucking sound effects machine. Oh no. His use of this thing is so bad.

It's worse than when Opie got one. It's worse than when Opie got one. I remember when that machine came in, you're like, what are you doing? What are you doing? Why is he getting a, just putting it right here? It's not just, it's not that easy to do. You have to, so, so they're going over it last night.

And then at one point, Carl gets his sound effect machine and tries to do it as badly as Patrick Michael did it. He couldn't. I couldn't. I was not even looking at the screen. I was just hitting random drops. My drops are so hilarious. It was seamless.

It actually sounded like I was doing a pretty good job about it. So, yes, brilliant observation. I'm glad that Anthony enjoyed that. The other thing that Anthony has enjoyed and producer Chris is the star of this. That would be our Stuttering John Deepfake videos on Foddy YouTube. Kevin, have cabinet you see these videos i have not seen the what the fuck all right we gotta get we gotta suffer the cover to link to these videos yes this is uh... ants take on that they've been doing these deep

fakes of stuttering john where they put his face on somebody else doing the stuttering john show and people actually think it's john they go like they think it's fucking John. It's fake. And I would be like, I would watch John show if this was it because it's hilarious. It's like Stuttering John dressed up in a cockroach outfit and he's got this beautiful house like inside of a house behind him and then it goes and you see the green screen falls away as I and it's a shit. Oh Who are these five guys is fucking hilariously funny and I got to give credit to circus midget who May or may not be the guy who calls him as Cuomo who actually put those videos together and that was all him on the green screen Fail that was very funny. He did some he put some nice touches on those

party job the green screen fail that was very funny. He did some, he put some nice touches on those. So, Bonnie job. Yeah. I saw somebody else Photoshopped, sent a rejoin at a cockroach costume. I don't know who that was, but I saw it on the internet as well. I just want to give it up to the person

in the discord a month ago that put up some dude dancing around in a cockroach costume. And that's what I said, hey, can we buy one of these? So whoever did that, thank you very much. That was the inspiration. Yeah, yeah, I'm like, oh, that exists. Of course it does. Of course it does.

All right, let's get into it. Gakiyah! Stuttering John was on the Bob Ceska show. And actually Heather W sent me a link to this as soon as it happened. And I'm not familiar with Bob Ceska, but apparently he's a Washington DC guy Been a broad kid actually let me pull up his website because I thought his um the shit he's taking credit for was really fucking funny Because I know I'd like to research and see what's it do and see what people are up to try to understand what I'm listening to and why I'm listening to it so this guy Bob He's got his Bob is done just about everything in the world of politics and entertainment, especially after he first started working on the internet in 1997.

Let's do this list. Number one, successfully won a local election in 2005. Number two, designed numerous websites including the one you're reading now. That's number two. That's just fucking made me laugh so highly wow. You can stop there. I know. Look at the office and I made fucking wicks with a website. Very impressive sir, very impressive. There's other things out here too. Producing direct-in music videos for bands like Yes and Meatloaf. Now based on this guy's age, I'm guessing these weren't videos that they put out their prime.

I'm just gonna throw it out there. It wasn't like bad out of hell. I'm just gonna throw it out there as opposed to number four. Ordered groceries online once. Anyway, so I don't know. Did this text us by hand? This poor bug says good guys catching shrimp.rapnel just because he had fucking southern John I'd but he deserved it. I said John is not a guest that you can have your show. He's a guy that you do find excessively

for patreon money. All right This is this is great. We're at the very beginning. I'm falling over in my fucking chair laughing when he explains Why John's famous how you might know him? at the very beginning, I'm falling over my fucking chair laughing when he explains why John's famous how you might know him. You might know John from his legendary role as a cast member on the old Howard Stern radio show, and of course, there was John's brief gig as the producer of this Stephanie Miller show.

No, but so the tonight's show, he was out of tonight's show, we're dead here, this guy's like you know, it's the very John, I would start something to know who he is, the very John. Not even John fucking Bruns that one out So I thought I forgot I forgot about that. They credit Oh my god, you think John forgets anything he remembers the first time he made Howard Stern laugh not on the show Not like a bit that he did. Just the first thing

that he said that made stirred laugh. First time I made Howard laugh was when they asked me if I knew how to drive a stick and I, you know, I go, yeah, so wait, the break is on the right, the guest follows on the left. And, you know, and then Howard left.

That's terrific. That's terrific. That's terrific. So you hear Bob in the background really selling it. And yeah, a logical 2018. Thank you for reminding me that Bob got his start and radio as an intern for the Don and Mike show. So I guess fake laughing at bad jokes is something that you've learned when you work for the Don and Mike show up, guess it?

Probably got really good at that. Alright, the very first question. Now I think this Bob, this guy Bob is a good broadcaster. He sounds like he has shit together. He has almost as many patriots as we do, so he's doing pretty well for himself. And the contrast here between Bob and Stuttering John is glaring. It's very obvious that one of these things

is not like the other. You know, I know exactly what you're talking about when you're doing your show. I'm just like you, we're both like one-man bands, right? You do all of your own booking and all of the production and everything like that. Yeah, it's a, it's a real challenge, isn't it? Yeah, I got, I mean, the guests, I mean, getting guests is not the easiest thing in the world. No, you know, I mean, especially when I'm, you know, what, you know, I'm trying to book

Congressman, Congresswoman, I mean, I've been very successful at it, but it's not, you know, it's not, it's not a walk in the park. But be, be, be in the one mad bed. It's not easy. You got to play the bass drum. Bob is like getting guesses not easy. Yeah, it's, it's like playing, you know, if you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you have to do everything yourself, you know? You have to do everything yourself, you know? Oh boy, and John doesn't even know how words are pronounced.

You know, I was able to start making good money. And then I became like, you know, I, a fixture on that show. In fact, so much so that in the advertising packet, that channel nine sent out to potential sponsors that were three people on the cover Howard Robin and myself So I became an integral part of that show and and and that's the way the news goes integral part of the show That integral I became a integral part. He was on sales collateral and he won't shut up about it You don't understand chittle night. I'm 9 on their sales collateral had a photo of me.

Whatever! That's not an impressive thing yet. Ha ha ha. Now, it's, uh, everyone knows that the reason why Senator John got the internship on Howard Stern's because Mitch Faitel wasn't intern on the show. And Mitch got a new car accident,

could no longer drive to his internship. So he told Gary Delabat, hey, there's this guy I go to NYU with, Senator John, he's got a new car accident, could no longer drive to his internship. So he told Gary Delabat, hey, there's this guy go to NYU with, Stuttering Johnny's got a stutter. You love him. Well, I didn't say Stuttering John, but John, the guy who stutters a lot, you'll love him.

You should interview him and Mitch gave John some interviewing tips. So with Mitch, did he warn you about what it would be like to go and work at the Stern Show that it wasn't your ordinary internship? Um, he like, you know, I, you know, he was a fan of Howard just like I was. So he didn't really warn me.

The one thing he did tell me to do was before my interview with Baba Bowie, he told me to get a haircut and, you know, and, you know, and wear like a nice suit jacket and everything else. And so things that everybody knows about interviewing is you should get haircut and look nice. He's like, he told me. He told me to wear pants, you know, I made him out. So I did. He told me don't jerk off during the interview.

And I was like, oh, okay, I'll do that. Great. And John is just the worst guest Don't you go through the interview and I was like oh Great I Because all of his stories are the same shit that you've heard a million fucking times Of course he had to bring up the thing with Howard saying that he should abort his first kid But there are multiple occasions where I wanted to lay Howard out. I mean I'll just give you the most probably where I wanted to lay Howard out. I mean, I'll just give you the most probably popular one was when he told me to abort my first kid because I wasn't fit to be a father.

Oh my god. I mean, it's the greatest hits of Stuntar egg John. He just always plays that. Every venue that he goes to, it's all the greatest hits. He talks about what a toxic environment it was to work on the Howard Stern show. And can we just have one month where people aren't a fucking victim? Just I mean, suddenly, John, this guy has fallen into success backwards throughout his entire life and he's crying like he's a fucking victim.

I'm not buying it. I'm not playing a log with that. I don't know, like even though people will say I'm thin skinned. Yes. We will say you're thin skinned. You get very buttered when we go find you. You get attorneys involved. That's called being thin skinned.

When people do things that are not illegal in any single way, that you still want to try to sue people over. People say I'm thin skinned, but that's... He talks about the nicknames he used to have, and I'd be bad for God, but I like these. Growing up, I was called Stutterface. I was called Skip. I was called MC Stammer.

MC Stammer. Ha! Ha! I was called thin skinned. Ha! I was called thin skin Dital dick So everyone lots of soones I was called a no-tailed fraud. I was called Mary Sue recorder hero Most likely to be at the roast of a carry

carry about to career dream to move to yeah nougat nougat Nugal is Cage. Pamela Anderson. Pamela. Have to see Stammer. It's a fucking funny one.

That's pretty good. I like that. So John's friends go over funnier than John. There's proof right there. Yeah, he's jealous. He's jealous. Oh, man, stunter face is also got a funny. I don't know why, but that's... It's like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don, don, don, don't, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don it. I'm telling you, you know, Bob, you know, first of all,

YouTube makes it extremely difficult. I don't know if you have had this experience, but I've complained to them, but they purge my chat room. Like if I get up to like 500 people live in the chat room, yeah, at a nowhere, it'll go down to 350, and then everyone complains that they got booted by YouTube, and I've asked them on a number of occasions

to help me with the issue and to know of them. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.

That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. No fucking way. John still thinks that YouTube is purging people out of his channel because he's just, you know, so kind of. That's way till he gets to 500 and then we'll, yeah, yeah. I know. I know. I know. I know. Dude, he to get the numbers in his head. He's got it all figured out As soon as I talk in it, I'll drop the numbers drop Boy, so then John explains how to troll him on YouTube, which is a service. I appreciate that he did this You know like even though you can block words, you know, from chat, you know, like to give you that opportunity. So I could block, for instance, the N word or the

homophobic F word. And, you know, I could block that. But, but my trolls then come in with the name seven times as the N word. And I can't block the name. Did you hear Bob? He's like, wait wait the guy's name is the Edward seven times Sounds like he wants some attention Fucking amazing the guys like wait a second. What was the troll's name again? Well, I was that was that word but seven times in a row but seven times it's a wrong. No, there's a list of games, there's a list of games. Ha ha ha ha. That's like it's hilarious.

I love it, it explains it. So I blocked these words, but if you make your username that word that I can't block you, words that you could make your username on the ad word, the app slur, soons, adders, and con. Coming up, do a japa, anything. Ha ha ha.

Oh, fuck you, hey. John also doesn't understand how phrases work the first thing I want you to say is when you're you get to him on the phone is Hi, I'm a stutterer. Just take that you know You know elephant out of the room and then as soon as you do that take the elephant out of the room take that 800 pound gorilla and the elephant Both of you guys get the fuck out of this room Take that 800 pound gorilla and the elephant. Both of you guys get the fuck out of this room. But you got to make like a tree and leaf. Make like a tree and elephant out of the room.

Jesus Christ. We just got to get this elephant out of the room, Gavin. That's how you get over your stutter. Boy, if I could be a gorilla, it had a pound gorilla on the wall Doing that conversation All right, so this is John about how he's not bitter. This is not me being bitter. This is just me telling the truth Yep, sure. I don't think John's bitter in any way. Do you think that? I mean the fact that he Rails on Howard Stern and everyone that he worked with who won't talk to him anymore

Rails on Howard Stern and everyone that he worked with who won't talk to him anymore Incessantly and nonstop when he's not talking about the do tired and trumpism. I don't think he's better And I for sure know that he wouldn't do something like what he's accusing Howard Stern of doing Howard's going on about how people should set up 10 fake Twitter accounts and Reach out to guests telling them that, you know, Howard is the best. And I mean, and they should do the Howard Stern show. Now, Bob, I know this is hard for you to believe that Howard Stern would be, you know, someone who would champion people and on his stave setting up 10 fake Twitter accounts, but believe me, that picture is in my book. So, John, who we know sets up sock accounts,

to praise him and call out people who don't praise him, is, has the balls to be, and you know what Howard Sternsell people to do, is to set up fake Twitter accounts, can you believe it? John. That's actually a really good idea. I think it's right, I think it's where he got the idea from.

It's an internal monologue. So wait, you're saying that Maple Leaf fan and Yankee fan could both be like, I don't know, huge fans of the Southern John podcast? Alright, I think that's a pretty good idea. Maybe Cell Deacon on this action too. Maybe he's a big fan of the Southern John podcast. John is very careful in this interview. He doesn't want to say anything they can get him sued.

So this is not me saying anything libel is the slanderer's. John, ha! Figure out that there's a libel in slander! You can't say anything that's libel! I don't know why he keeps saying this. You know, it's both slander and libel. No! They're the difference. why he keeps saying this and you know it's both slander and libel no there's a difference man it just gets me very annoyed that he doesn't look this up because he keeps saying it over and over

again and he loves talking about the law and it's pretty basic shit and this is it when he's talking about how there's misspellings on the presentation. Did you ever see that video, Kevin, of Howard Stern in 2013? Oh, yeah, yeah. The one to a staff, right? Yeah, it's incredible. And the PowerPoint is garbage, and he's talking about how, you know, it's got misspellings in it, which is hilarious coming from John.

Yeah, you know, these got this PowerPoint. There's misspellings in it. He calls the PowerPoint Resolution a spreadsheet. just hilarious coming from John. Yeah, you know, these got this PowerPoint, there's misspellings in it. He calls the PowerPoint Reservation a spreadsheet. This guy is so fucking stupid, like you can't goof at people. If you don't understand what the fuck you're talking about, at any point.

Now he opened up Lotus on one, two, three. Put it on the screen for us. If he wouldn't have said that, I'd give him credit for it. No, it's not. No. All right, so this is then one two three put it on the screen for us. If he would have said that, I'd give him credit for knowing that. All right, so this is then John has to talk about how close he was with Howard. Like I was in Howard's in a circle.

I got to dinner with Howard. Our wives were friends. I would sleep over his house and we would have great times that we'd go jogging with Howard. I work out with Howard. So I was like one of the few that were in his inner circle. You know, Gary wasn't. Gary was never invited to any of those things.

It was like, you know, there was only a certain few of us. Something weird about an adult bragging about sleeping over at another adult house. I mean, before this podcast, producer Chris and I were good friends at sleepover in his house. What? That's called getting drunk. That's what that is. That's not a good thing. It's not a good thing. It was an amazing host.

He put out chips and salsa for us. We'd sit in sleeping bags and we'd watch we watch cartoons in the morning He talks specifically about the people that would hang out with Howard and the people who didn't hang out with Howard And he was one of the guys to hung out with Howard mean Well, all he does is talk about what an asshole Howard is and how Owned generous doesn't hold a candle to Howard's turn in the work environment and the toxicity I don't understand why he's like, but we were best friends.

Well, Jeremy, maybe you want to leave that part out if you're trying to say what an ex who he was. I don't know. I'm a jogger and he kept trying to run away. I don't get it. But John is a problem with everyone he has to work with. Don Buck, Don Buckwald is the devil. Mel Cromison is not much better.

And, you know, and they were just really you know like you know a bullying place. Oh you think the Howard Stern show is a I was a new show yes they ripped out people a lot. Yeah it was it was an on air. I don't know. Oh fucking backstage shit. Could you believe I go in the studio and they're telling jokes about me? What kind of work environment is that this is it's untenable? Oh, man, you know what I liked about this show though that I listen to is that this guy is old-fashioned Nice Nice. Nice. Well done, Bob Saskha.

Do you want me to do a WATP one like that? WATP? You know, I think we have, let me look at my jingles pay. Actually, yeah, isn't there one? I thought that there was one from... Yeah, let me see what I got here. I got this. WATP.

WATP. That's something like that, and then there's this. this That's something like that and then there's this I'm gonna make you should use it I know we're going back to season one again Before you killed off Kevin. His call recommender is gonna rock ya Jack of Sperr is gonna shock ya And he's gonna make with the walka walka His Kevin's funny voices It sounds like a gay porn out here

Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh! Ooooo! Alright, let's get back to this compelling interview that I wasted my time with and I'm wasting your time with. So apparently this Bob Susque guy is connected to Stephanie Miller.

And the reason why this is important is because after the tonight show, John worked on the Stephanie Miller show. He didn't last very long. I believe he wasn't a great employee, let's put it that way, I don't wanna be slanderous or libelous. So apparently there's a feud that was going on between Bob and John because Bob's kind of the Stephanie and John had this issue with Stephanie. There was a period of time not too long ago

where I felt like you were trying to develop some sort of fracas, some sort of rivalry between you and me. And it sort of circulated around the Stephanie Miller show and things like that. And I just, you and me. Yeah, yeah. You were talking about the Stephanie Miller show on your show and I feel like I was being drawn into it

to a certain degree. And maybe it was partly my fault, I don't know. But what I'm trying to get out of here is I'm not necessarily. The only thing I remember is that I was trashing Stephanie. And then you can go on like camping on your show. If you're going to trash Stephanie, because I'm a regular on her show. And then I recently, and then I just backed off the Trash team you know Stephanie but I mean he's such an asshole this person who employed him who he was a drug producer for he's like well you know I was trash and Stephanie

this next clip it's even funnier that he's like wait we have we have a feud, what's going on? Why do we have beef? I was, I didn't know, but I was asking this girl on Twitter, a, you know, you know, where do you live? I, you know, you know, I want to grab a drink and then I found out it was your girlfriend. You hit on Kimberly on Twitter. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I was hitting on this one. I didn't know. But Kevin, I want you to know, Kimberly on Twitter

Kevin I want you to know He didn't do that purpose. I mean here's the thing I would never hit on anyone's girlfriend That's the whole thing and that's why it was like oh man. I wish you weren't a liar. You would never get on someone's girlfriend obviously I was like a you want you want to get a drink or something? You know, I've seen the DMs between him and chicks on Twitter. People, girls who are a million times out of his league, and he just tweets that DMs them, and saysently, and hits on them. And it's funny too, because you see the timeline,

and it'll be like, hey, you want to grab a drink some time? Oh, I have a boyfriend. Two months go by. Hey, you still got a boyfriend? I do oh what the fuck it's like that's literally what the fucking conversation is going back and forth when someone says they have a boyfriend whether they do or not they're blowing you off what that means I used to jog with how it's done I used to chase chase after Stern. One time, one time we were jogging at it. I would add a tie and shoe. I was six miles without a boop. He went the other way.

Missy says that John hit on her right in front of Anthony. He's the worst. What? I wish Missy would come out and talk about the time that Chad went over to their house and played poker and drank all their tequila and passed out. That would be fun. But oh, also he didn't even have to borrow money

from his friend because he didn't even bring money for the poker game. Oh my god. Who killed your poker? Oh, I don't have any cash. Is that a problem? I just brought chips. Do you take MasterCop? I don't have that either. Play as club. Do you take discover? This is all a legend. I don't know what the truth is. I don't want to be libelist. All right. All right. So this is fun talking about John's drinking brothel. You know, because when I did tweak those angry things towards Stephanie, like, of course, John, you know,

everyone goes to the same, you know, the same thing with me. And like I was on John's show when he said, you know, I guess you were drinking. And I'm like, no, John. Like everyone assumes that I wake up with a bottle of beer in my hand. Like I don't know. Like I don't really know where this comes.

I know I make jokes about me drinking beer, but he doesn't wake up with a bottle of beer. It's a can. It's a rail. He goes, I don't know where this comes from. He celebrates his alcoholism all over the internet. And then he's like, I don't know why people think I'm drunk all the time. And he's a very brand loyal, right? He's very brand. We all know what his brand is everybody knows He wakes up with the morning rolls over and a cockroach just hands some beer Thank you. Thank you You know you made it wouldn't it that's happened. I

Love it that he does something embarrassing on the internet that no one would do in their right mind and people are like Well, John's probably drunk and he's like fuck you. I did that shit sober Well, okay, but that's not good either. Right. So, this is another lie. I do my show on a regular basis. I don't drink before aduring my show. The only one I do is beer on the balcony, which is in the title. This just reminded me of the time he had two guests on that were political

pundits and he was on. He was trying to be serious and he's drinking his chorus light and he had to tell each gas. I play this on my show. He had to tell each gas. Oh listen, I'm drinking a beer today but it's just because there's a lot of traffic and I drank too much coffee that I hit a mountain dude and I just got two wires So I got to come down. It's like John pour the beer into a cop and pretend you're drinking Sprite like I don't know Hiding alcoholism. It's not that difficult after 40 years of it. You can figure it out, but this guy cannot I do Starting a podcast in in island island called cause on the moors John has had some strokes lately

Or I don't know how recent this is honestly. I don't know a lot about John's health issues except for that he looks terrible but Anyway, this is Jesus I know. This is a game on. I have to cut a lot of this out. Anyway, this is why you listen live people because I say shit, then I'm like, oh, this is not good.

This is John talking about the first stroke of the head. So I have my first TIA, which is a mini-stroke. I was closing up my set at the Boughtreads comic strip in El Paso. And suddenly Bob left in the gig that he was like, no, it wasn't the joke. I just killed it, sorry. Oh, man.

So John has had multiple, he's telling the stories how he's had multiple strokes. He can't feel the left side of his body. And the place that he goes for health advice is of course the pub. And I catch the ball with my left hand and in my whole left side goes numbing in. So then I'm at the pub and after two days,

people go and John go to the doctor. So I got to the hospital. They immediately checked me in So it turned out the losers at the pub or like Jen you should probably check this out if you can't feel half of your body There might be like a health concern there. He's like all right Oh the day Drunks gave him good advice No, you should probably get that checked out. I know I'm picturing the the Dittka guys on Saturday of life. I just have another heart attack.

It's fine. Jesus Christ. Don't look up a push ups. You'll be fine. So John is explaining at the end of this interview that he wants to get away from talking politics because as we all know, this political show is kind of a new thing for him over the last couple of years. Before that, he was trying to do this comedy show, I guess.

I think it's still under comedy that's entering John podcasts, but he just can't get away from it. Because I would have changed the format of my podcast and just went back to entertainment. But the problem is, is that Trumpism is still alive and well. Oh, so there's people who still want civil liberties. And that's why John, with his all-important show, where he talks into an echo chamber, has to continue to interview these guests about how terrible Trumpism is.

The people need me. You know, the guy who can't even be on Facebook is taken down off of Facebook. That guy, like, we gotta really worry about him. The guy you cannot hear from if you want to. He's been banned from everything. He's the Alex Jones of Presidents. That's the guy you're worried about. Okay.

I got to call him on a phone with time. All right, last thing that I thought was funny. I'm confident of my intelligence. Do I just... Do I just explain that one? I'm confident of my intelligence. You shouldn't be. It sounded like that was followed by a bot.

Yeah, I know. It wasn't. It wasn't. He was talking about what a great interviewer he is. And he's just like, I let people talk. And I know. It wasn't. It wasn't. He was talking about what a great interviewer he is and he's just like, I let people talk and I listen and I'm confident of my intelligence. But I may be all-worn-something if I listen. And he goes out and talk about how he gets people on with different points of view. I'm like, no, you don't. What are you talking about?

Anyhoo, that's the subject of the chat segment. I'm sorry that went on so long, but I had to listen to an hour and 10 minutes of it, so you had to listen to some version of that. All right, Kevin. Yes. How many more segments you want to do? I don't know, how many more are you guys? I don't have any more segments.

We've done it all today, my friend. It's so free of you back on the show. Thanks for joining us this week. Thank you for having me. I saw in the Reddit there a couple of people who have gone back and listened from the beginning, which I don't know how to fuck people are doing that. I mean, it's a completely different show after I leave.

So it's gotta be a shock to the system when you listen to those old fucking episodes I mean, I don't think there anything like The new stuff but they're not but a lot of you go back and they they binge the old episodes and people seem to enjoy it So that's cool. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't recommend it But you know, I want to try. Yeah, honestly I we had a lot of great episodes between Kevin and myself after Kevin left it was rough for a while We had a lot of great episodes between Kevin and myself. After Kevin Loft, it was Roth for a while.

The show's all right. Episode 60 to 70 something. Ooh. Yeah, he brought me on to co-hosts. Thank you, Scott. A lot of experiments that didn't work out. All right, what are we talking about today? We talked about these curse of the silver thorn folks

and the fellowship of the odd balls and the role-playing about press house coffee who wants you to vote for either team Vic or team Casey We had a shout out to our buddy Adam at Good people doing good good people doing good dot org with this noodle loaf Crenz of the week top Mars was the rest of the world. Adam Goldstein wrote a Sudden John parody song. Brandon from Shitty's song of the week brought on some more Patrick Michael,

Animal Crosley cringe. Anthony Cumie enjoys the deep fakes and Patrick Michael. Bob Susca had Sudden John on. Vic got her t-shirt wet, and that's available on Patreon. Also, I've been meaning to think Mint Salad. Mint Salad, awesome artist.

I met her down in Tampa. I've been meaning to do this for a while now, but she has drawn art of our review girls and it's outstanding work and I really do appreciate all of the artists who contribute to the show. So you know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. Ooh, that's not it.

Wait a second, we're down here, we're down. Ooh! That's it, that's it. We're doing it. Wait a second. We're now here. All right, which one of these is the teaser? Is anyone's guess now that I fucked that up? This is a clip from the show that we'll be playing on next week's WATP. gonna talk about you you see I ain't gonna tell you yet it's a surprise everybody should know about it anyway you guys let's just hop right on into it okay so where do we begin so let's talk about Demolivados new album we all know she came out a new album as of two day. Yes, two day April 2nd, called Dancing with the Devil, the art of starting over. It's a very, very revealing album and it let us step and let's us step inside of Demi's world. This is a show called Let Me Tell You Podcast with Jamar Jones

coming from Eric Croskey on Patreon and this is promising. I got to tell you podcast with Jamar Jones coming from Air Cross Key on Patreon. And this is promising. I gotta tell you, the way this person podcasts, I don't know. I'm... I wanna call my shot on this one. This could be a winner. Yeah, go ahead. I think it's gonna be a winner. I think I'm gonna call a whole shot alright. I've been stuck in quarantine bitch. Kevin hang out with us. We're gonna do some reviews. I listen to some voice mouths with VIX so hang out for that will you? All right. All right please join us

again next week. It might be the episode we found out what's for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Hang out and show these cold right now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Mm. Mm.

Be more funny. Monster, babe. Bullshit. Who gets a shit, who gets a fuck? There are no laughs. Give me that. I'm not. Fucking things.

Fuck. Mm. Drop. I'm not fucking things up Thanks a lot Carl Fuck you! I, you know, who are these? Pod casts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. So, right at news.

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sub would give Carl less shit if he donated to the clan, and throw away to keep one says, that's a good idea actually. Gingerbread Ninja man rights, I got to agree with the chicken review girl. Do a live show in Jacksonville. And very apropos of the episode that Casey named the whitest part of town as the nice parts. Baby butters shares this. The voicemail with the guy dying of AIDS after hearing Paul's sheer apology made me laugh.

So hard. Ralph Mo' man Mellish warns us. If Cucacarole smiles talks any harder than he did in the post-production insert, he'll squish his eyeballs flat. She rates of chagrin gets cryptic with. I like the guest who talked about Stuttering John. Please never have him on again. C-T-F-C-99 writes, His segment was brutal.

I haven't felt this way about W-A-T-P since the music episode, and Cameron W-V returns triumphantly with. I remember what my comment was. This sketchy press guy takes forever to say, you know, nothing. Nothing. Vic! Hello! She's started a can if... Vic, have you met my friend, Kevin before? I have not actually. Hey, how you doing? Oh, I'm good, Kevin. How are you? I'm good. Thank you.

What do you sound so depressed? I don't know. Did you get more weight? How do you know so much about me? You nailed it. Vick and I taxidate it night about you. Oh, great. So, Vick is ready for her victory lap this week as she is once again up to the ante in

her pink. Who are these podcasts? Tight shirt. And I do appreciate you doing another photo shoot for us for our Patreon subscribers. Of course. I have to one up that fucking bitch. That's right.

The rivalry is on. And I just want to tease that during the show, there might have been additional cow photos sent over That I'm very excited about so bec you are killing it. We appreciate that are there any new reviews that we want to talk about today Yeah, you have a couple a boner guy thinks your lips your nips look quite tasty To be honest I wanted to shut her nips, but they look tasty. I did I got to be honest, he put a TVH. To be honest, I wanted to shut out your nips, but they look tasty. I got to be fair here, guys.

Yeah, I mean, if we just put in our compliments now, your nips are tasty, all right? A guy named Boater Guy is like, look, I'm going to be honest. Just the nips, though. Yeah. All right, sorry about that, Bitcoin. This one says that, because that's you right,

these slappers will teach you how to podcast. They illustrate a Zatchi, what not to do by doing the wrong things repeatedly. Call me back. Hey, oh, yeah, that's a fun five star. Oh, yeah. Um, this next one, pretty

fucking boring, uh, flutty flakes. First off, that's funny. First off, Drew said Ashley Graham's podcast next. So there's your next show. Also, the best thing about flutty flakes is when Jimmy Johnson stomped on them. Victor, you know what flutty flakes are? No, I don't care.

The correct answer is the right. It was an immediate response to this. She's like, don't fucking band splain. We have flutty flakes in the cap. Well, then when they take cornflakes and they put it in the game. All right. Fair enough. How many stars was that one? That one was five.

The other one was five as well, of course. You're the fly like it. Thanks guys. Keep the five stars coming. Appreciate it. This one is fun mostly. Alex Jones episode, my favorite. Best episodes when reviewers enjoy podcast really clever teasing and clip mashups. Hmm. Okay. Three stars. That's a four.

Oh, producer Chris called that one. He had four. All right, very good. I don't know why that matter. It's a good. You get a point. I win. Now spin the wheel.

Oh, my God. Never. This next one is me. Good sense of humor about being made fun of by Nick Mullin. Okay, I appreciate that. It was funny when the Compton guys goofed out us. I have to admit to one of my favorite things. Are you ever going to do a revisit to that episode? Maybe I should. Maybe I should. I remember the, that you wanted us to do Alex Jones again. Did we do a good enough job when we were visiting Alex Jones?

Or do we need to get on that more often? Um, I don't know. I think everything like when a big thing fucking happens, just dive into Alex Jones that week. Like you're right. You're so fucking fantastic with the pandemic. Uh, God, I would listen to it all night long. That's a good point.

You're like two victory lips today. All right So let me ask you this, Vick Alex Jones or Tom Myers. Who would you rather talk about? Alex Jones. 10. All right. All right. There it is. The boat is in. She is correct. Uh boy. All right. Let's get into voice mails. We're gonna fly through these people. We're all done with reviews, right? Yes, okay, we're gonna fly through these voice mails and I'm gonna go just in reverse order for no reason. This is long voice mail guy Hey Do a live show and appreciate You know

They open up out here. Oh, we just have constitutional care. So for free as fuck. Anyways, I'm gonna work for all fucking nights. I should start cold, raining, driving. I just want to say one other thing to you. It's just a long voicemail guy and I just have one more thing. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa into the show. What? Kevin is coming back to the podcast. Maybe you should bring him back to your like these pockets that would be on me. Yeah, call me back at three, seven, three, one number. You, call me back in the city.

I know your number. Yeah. Clondike 315. Oh, I got that. I forgot the player original theme song today. I probably should have done that. Another one for you, Kevin. Hey, Carl or whoever's intern is listening to this, I just thought I heard Kevin's gonna be on next week.

I can't wait for the either great guy. I love his show and I love wins without a show. In the early days, whatever the Kevin, we can burn. Talk to your lawyers, see you. We can't burn. Don't deal with your shit. That sure was going out there, but... It sounds like either... It's like Barney Rubble. It's a Barney Rubble. You love that, you know? Oh, hey, they're friends.

Oh, a two-friend. He's sad that you're not on the show anymore. Well, I'm really sorry, but you'll just have to listen to the creep-off review section, which I do, whatever the fuck I feel like doing. Or would Vinny tell me I need to do it. Yeah, Dorcoz, you have not been giving up with that very well. We have trouble, Sidney Fucker. No, you're not. We have Dorcoz read reviews.

We have him read reviews for. I mean, you could record it while you're driving the Uber. Dorkos, that's not that much work. But we have Dorkos, we have reviews at the end of the creep off. And sometimes Dorkos will send in reviews. And other times Vinnie has to be like, Dorkos, what the fuck are you doing, buddy? Sometimes Dorkos gets too creeped out.

I have noticed that. All right. Sometimes dorkles gets too creeped out You know you don't know how fucking crazy it is to do that with my wife and the other She's still with you, huh? Exactly she just keeps here Coming out of the fucking bedroom. Her and Carly. Carl, so I've been fucking bingeing your shit. It's been a fucking amazing experience. I found you, I don't even know how to fuck like funny guys.

And then I'm like, wait, there's too many fucking references I don't know. I'm gonna go back to F for one and I did and like Kevin, go for Commander fucking all these references, fuck yeah, anyway, I just reached 2016 December so I'm about to go into the new year. I said I'm traveling back in time. We should fucking awesome and I just realized that I can't wait to see what the fuck is going on with you guys and Trump and

the lockdown and all this shit it's... Oh, it's a critical show. Anyway good shit love your shit and I will... The astronaut would be... Okay so here's your thing are you guys just gonna merch? Can I almost merge? You guys get to merge, I'm gonna, can we get to merge? We do, I'm merged.

Y'all should be doing way more merge. Hopefully, but it's gonna be a good one. If you have it. 2021, y'all have some merge. It's fucked, I want some merge. Woo! I want some of his Coke. All right.

Call me back. Alright, so that guy who is going back and listening to shows from 2016 and almost in the 2017 wants a merch he calls back. Alright, I just called. I'm calling back talking about merch, figured it out. Do you have merch? I'm going to get me some merch. I'm going to message you and I want that episode for the vanished because I'm gonna get me some merch. I'm gonna message you and I want that episode for the vanished.

Because I'm just catching up and I fucking want it. It's probably somewhere out there in the internet, like I could probably rip that shit. Probably, like, no big deal. I'm gonna brag. But I'm not gonna do it. Because that would be fucking terrible. Alright, Carl. I'm not gonna do it because that would be fucking terrible. All right, Carl, keep going.

I'll see you in 2017. So this guy's gonna hear his voice mail in 2024. So this is Carl from 2021 telling you, if you sign up for our Patreon, you will get up as a never 88. That's how that works. It's not a bell on the internet if you like it. page right you will get up as a never 88. That's how that works It's not about what the internet if you like what Trump is reelected It's not Mars joke Very good

Let's see what else did I want to talk about This is I wasn't gonna play this one, but it's the weirdest voice mom ever received Hey Carl the the the the the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the white backwards like normal or would you wipe it forward up against the team bag? Call me back and let me know. What do you mean? He has a giant ass crack. He's an ass crack because all it was back and he wants to know how I would wipe that.

I mean, you'd wipe it anyway. You could. I mean, it's not your ass crack. Well, easy to wipe. I think it's something that guys at the car wash, right? Yeah. Well, it's like that thing where women have to have you like zip them up in the back. I think you got to get someone else to do it.

I think we got to get Vic on this. Vic, what do you think? Uh, I think he, I don't know, man. I sew it up, do something. Sew it up do something Can we get can someone out there please make like some type of drawing of long ass crack and guy Hey, big I got a question for you and I know that you're very enthusiastic about the show whenever I ask you questions about it but I'm starting to Look into doing a live show

in Detroit this summer. And I'm wondering if you would make the journey to be our review girl at the live show. We'll see how enthused I am about it. And if big daddy Navy allows me. Gotcha, okay, fair enough. Because Jingle's Jen could always do reviews, I suppose

We'll figure it out. Yeah, no I literally do not want to sit through one of your shows producer Chris. Oh, Jesus Somebody just posted a picture of someone with an ass crack that goes all the way up their back I expected to be someone fatter than that Well, not what I was expecting that is impressive. All right boomer guy called it a few times I know you wanted to lead the episode right now. Don't don't do it it. I didn't, I'm not gonna play all of his voice spells, but this one I thought was, was pretty good. Hey, Carl's Boomer guy. I was just listening to your recent episode that was it.

Is this racist and shit? Yeah, I know people who are like that. And it's fucking, it's unbelievably disgusting for people to be that way. People like that I'm not joking have no ounce of real compassion, love, caring, or anything that they try to say that they have like this whole unity bullshit. People like that who get a joy off of cancelling each other or running like gay ops and all of stuff don't really have a single ounce of like good in them.

Objective good. There is no love, there is no caring or anything. All it's full of is just hate and vitriol, just actions. It's just fucking shitty. And yeah, if anybody ever encounters a person like this, don't ever be nice to them. Just say, hey, how are you doing? And just fucking mind your own business business it doesn't matter if they are family or whatever just keep it short blunt and just go on don't say how you feel

or whatever people like that are fucking sick anyways not funny for the show but yeah just hate that sort of shit anyways go fuck yourself love you crop nah all right just by the way I agree to boomer Guy for once. I thought he had some good points there. And then- Which makes it funny for the show. In another voice melody, he said that he is part of a minority group, but he didn't explain which one that he's part of.

Hmm. So that's a mystery for everybody. To what is, I mean, what is a Boomer Guy? Do we even know? No, I feel like he's like one million like native American and he's like, yeah, I'm a minority. Oh He's polka hot us. I got it Last week I played the PJ song Gary Indiana

Which I fucked up. I popped it in post because I forgot to play it on the show It's so fucking funny like I knew where it was going and I still laughed at it because it was so funny and people agree with that. Dude, I hope this fucking method gets a PJ Filium. Fucking son. I've never where Gary Indiana. I almost literally, my fat ass almost passed out while I was driving. I was laughing so fucking hard. He wants to go to work, dude-A-T-P-A-T-P Go Bells.

Go Bells! That's right, that's a 716 series. That was a great song. That's why I didn't promote We Are Assles, which is PJ's podcast. He's also on Creeps and Roses with Vinnie Paulino. He'll be checking out the creep off feed. And I'm going to go on We Are Assholes that sometime this month so we can all look forward to that. I hear it's not so much about spreadsheets anymore. So that sounds a good thing.

Sounds like an improvement. Oh, this is, remember I played Meredith's voicemail? Yes. Last week. She's something you know and on Patreon thanking me for playing your voice Mal and she Subscribes at our highest tier. She is a rubber dick So I said, well, you know Meredith at your tier you can come on during the voice mail segment if you want to she didn't want to do that She's like I want to produce the show She's like I should be going. What do you do? I do a really good cloud impression. Hey Carl, I was listening last week. Meredith called in. She thought it's fat.

So she needs, she doesn't want to be accused being fat. She needs to send you a fucking photo to post on the Patreon. Maybe I get sheep. If you send you off the farm animal, we got to really do it. You're gonna have to do it. You're gonna have to recall. This guy's making a lot of good fun. Yeah, I got to do it with the farm animal. We've got to do it with the menadry car. It's got to be a lot of good fun. I got to agree.

I married if you know what to do. Good point, Carl. I've got it to lemma. When I go to menskate.com and use promo code W-A-T-P to shave my balls, where am I supposed to make the cutoff point? You know, like I'm going to shave the balls, I'm going to shave like, you know, the pubic area, but do you just be it trimmed down the inter legs, do you like shave out shorts, like a short area, and you just shave that whole area? Basically what I'm trying to get to

Carlis, do you shave your asshole? Yes. Yes I do. If you're not shoving a razor into your asshole, then what's the point? Yeah, right? Do you get pegged often? Is that why you shave your fucking asshole? Listen, big. Go big or go home. That's my motto. All right. I guess so. I guess you don't want hairs protruding into your fucking asshole when Jen from the Jingles department fucks you in the ass. You're real. You're a real judgy Janine today. What's going on with you? No one. I woke up on the wrong side of the barracks room. No one on the wrong side of the barracks room. Fair enough.

Now my sister-in-law just showed up. She missed most of the show. Wool, we'll put it out. You don't have to listen to it live. We'll make it available to people. We'll do it live. We'll make it more of us in a poll. In post. Fuck it. We'll do it live.

Tucker Dixon calls into the show. Thank you, Carl. It's your old buddy, Tucker Dixon. Just listen to the latest episode. I fully and totally agree with Katie Jacksonville is the place to go. I'm not going to confirm where I am, but Jacksonville is actually not a bad place. Jacksonville Florida is open and we do whatever the hell we want here because we just kind of kick ass.

I mean, the people of Jacksonville do. Anyway, what's out? I'd go to Jacksonville. That could be a nice fall event we could go to. We want to get away from the cold here in upstate New York. I would do that. Yeah. Last voice, Malia. Hey, Carlos. Squeak. So I want to kind of want to agree with the that guy talking about how Caitlin is better than Brett Hatley, right? And I think the reason I agree with him is that Lee she's honest about what she is, just a dirty horror, you know, who just fucks a lot. That's all she is, that's her worth in life. And at least she's honest about that. Whereas Brett, he's pretending to be some professional broadcaster when he really isn't. He should add it.

Like even fucking Doug, from who's rice better than him. So I think that's where she's better. She's at least honest with who she is. All right, go back. I can't disagree with that. I agree, she's the same thing as saying I agree with that. But it's still not a good thing. I'm not giving props to Caitlin for being as shitty. She has one more orifice than Brett.

But that's a good point. All right, well, very good. Kevin, thank you so much for coming on the show. I know it's a marathon event today. Yeah, no, it's all right. I, you know, I had shit to do, but I'm not doing it anymore. Don't be to pull you away from all your video games. Totally fine. All right. Well, Kevin, I know you're going to go watch the final four now. As are we. So, hey, go, Baylor. We, uh,

the, the women's team here at University of Arizona is in the final. Oh, no shit. That's cool Don't you I'm sorry. We're breaking up We haven't talked we haven't top producer Chris Mike and Troy yet. I apologize Well, that's that's exciting and when's that game happening? It is on Sunday. Sunday on Easter. Also known as Easter. Easter. Yes.

Very good, Kevin. So good to talk to you, buddy. Thanks for coming on. Thanks for having me, guys. Of course. Can't wait to read how shitty I was in the subreddit. I can't either. That's the best part about this, especially if you feel good

about it, Jito Pascotti talked about this. He's like, we get done doing a show. It was fun. We're having a bunch of fun, great show. I go on Twitter's like, I want a great show. I go and then subrun it. Everyone hates me. Every single person hates me.

That's like, great. It's just the way it goes, man. You can't please everyone. You can't please anyone. I can't do it. That's actually, yeah, that's a better point. If you're, I feel bad for anybody who comes and finds these fucking shows. This is it. It's over. Okay? Goodbye.

Goodbye. Hey, bye, goodbye. What's up, bitch? You're listening to Who Are These Fucking Podcasts? Polish People Are Stupid, FACT! And, uh, fuck's done on John. We had a great cow and chicken race going on with no queer way to determine a winner. All right, good. I like these guys.

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