Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep253 - Let Me Tell You Podcast

Episode Date: April 11, 2021

This week we review an up and comer with a lot of potential. You don't know Jamar Jones now, but you will. In fact, you'll wonder how you got this far in life without him. Both Trucker Andy and Eric Zane join us this week as we discuss Jamarmalaid's music, Opie's successful return to NYC, the Chad Zumock / Eric Zane feud, and Stuttering John's new gig. All that and the definitive answer on whether or not squirting is pee.  Get 20% off your first order of Press House Coffee with code WATP presshousecoffee.com/watp Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ https://ericzaneshow.com/  Lose weight - http://fat.dick.show  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We have all listened to this separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Jamar Jones. Eric, I'm going to go to you first, but do you have a clip that sums up the show for you? Absolutely. You know, this guy I need to say is very nice. This is a, this is a, this is a very nice individual. And you know, I mean, he's just a lovable, a lovable, uh, uh,

off, I guess, and sweetheart. Yeah. Um, and you know, a lot of my clips are like, um, specific about one thing. But I mean, you might as well just start with the first one in Jamar clip one. Yeah, he likes to kick around several random things in the show. And I'm sure we'll get into the odd pairings and things that he does talk about, but I mean, he likes to play something and give us two cents about it. And in clip number one, he's talking about the new Tammy Lovato record and it sounds like an AA meeting. So please, she even said just a little red wine. I'll be fine. She thought she's just having a simple red wine for once and everything be okay.

And that we want one drink led to another drink when led to another drink and led to another drink and a whole night of mistakes. Hi, Jemar. I'm an alcoholic. Do you remember the character in Saturday Night Live, the ladies man, Tim Meadows? Yes. Okay. I can hear this music in the background. He makes his own music and he puts his own mood music in the background. That's what you were hearing. He does that throughout this entire episode while he's describing all of Demi Lovato's problems. He likes the music, but he basically kind of like makes excuses for in this weird way and kind of gives her like an A.A. Pepp Talk. You get a lot of that in this show. Definitely. I think my clip one is, uh,

follows that directly up. About a time the song to his climax she had already started doing heroin She she said in the song a little white line. I Think it was a little white line It'll be fine something like that. Excuse me if I don't remember everything clearly, but um, I remember those because I remember a little white line And you know what she's doing. Like you know that. No, you are so dumb.

You are really dumb. For real. It's cocaine. I know. I know. Everybody knows a white line is heroin. Everybody knows. You know that.

No, you don't. I want to back up real quick because the way he starts off his show, he sets the table. He lets us know all the things he's going to be talking about, all the topics that he's going to get into. But you guys have a couple things to talk about today, not too much, but just checking in. We got update on the David Dobrik news, of course. We got some things going on with Disney Plus. They even dropped a suicide squad trailer too.

Pepsi did something new, and and I gotta tell you how to Justice Lee movie the four hour version like actually stood up to the one that was a travesty. Well we're not gonna talk about that. We're not gonna talk about that. Let's get counter-dicks themselves with the same sentence quite a bit. Oh yeah. You got the impression that this was if Patrick Michael had sex with RuPaul and that

sexy woman RuPaul had a baby out of her uterus, right? I was listening to this show this morning pulling clips with Jen from the Jingle Department. Yeah. And she called him Black Trick Michael. Yeah. And I'm like that. That is male. I guess. This guy's Black Trick Michael. He's like Cleveland as a child. Like is male. This guy is plastic Michael.

He's like Cleveland as a child, like Cleveland from the family guy. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to put the card before the horse. I enjoyed this show more than a lot of the other things that we listened to. I agree. And I will probably become a regular listener. I listened to three episodes of this. I never do that.

Right. It was just for fun. Yeah. I listened to three episodes of this. I never do that. It was just for fun. Yeah, I listened to like the David Dobrik shit, and I'm just like, I don't know anything about these people. So then I listened to the newest one too. But I really enjoy his goofiness, and like he's just talking about stuff that he likes and wants to talk about.

And it's not a great format for a podcast, but a lot of people use that format. And my clip seven is my sum up where he mentioned the suicide squad. I like the silly campiness of it, but it still like has that good, you know, that good drama to a good superhero movie. We even know that super villains and their anti heroes. It's all anti hero villains. They were villains. They were forms, but then I reform you know, I'm just gonna keep babbling at this point.

Yeah, it's a good sum up. Wasn't there wasn't there a Damon wayins character. I hope I'm not dating myself in the show living color who'd like shit in a jar. I kept hearing that and then I also you played the drop of the guy the eyewitness. I pictured him being on the guy. I kept hearing that and then I also you played the drop of the guy, the eyewitness. I pictured him being on the news. I wrote down describing a serial rapist in the neighborhood. And that's the guy. Holy shit. Oh my God. What else you want to play on here, Eric? Okay. So he, it's great example of how he bounces around. Okay, so in a 40-minute episode, however long it is, you're going to get these weird juxtaposition.

So here he is. He's talking very thoughtfully about Demi Lovato. And then the changing of the gears is such a sudden juxtaposition to something that is literally one of the most retarded things you can possibly talk about. And he goes from her mental health and drugs and alcohol to this shit. Listen to this. So definitely check out Demi Lovato's Dancing with the Devil, the art of starting over. All right you guys, let's move on now.

We gotta talk about the power of girls. Yeah, that's pretty much his show format, right? Oh, she's fuck much his show format, right? Oh, she's fuck. The most random shit. I mean, that's when he starts to lose me. I'm really like, get delighted listening to him go on and on. But when he talks about anime a lot,

and when he's talking about something that I know nothing about, that's when the show kind of hits the skids. So the guy who sent this in, Air Cross Key, also pulled a bunch of clips from his earlier episodes and sent those to me too. He used to do this thing called Song of the Day or Song of the Week. Yeah, I heard that. He's still done that, I think.

I've heard. Okay, I didn't hear that on the shows I had to do. Okay. But this is an example of him doing the Song of the Week. He spends a full minute talking about the song. And then you won't believe how much of the song that he plays after explaining what it is. You guys already know what time it is. It's time for the song of the day. Hey, so you guys today's song of the day is called

Funking Fun by Scotty Sire. I've been a fan of him since for a long time. He sends Vine actually, because he started off from Vine. You'll notice a lot of the music stars that I really like are Vine stars who turned YouTube. But yes, he's a Vine star and he was just hilarious. I thought he was just funny. He was so funny. He's such a character. And then he switched over to YouTube, and he's still awesome and funny But now he has his music career started and it's actually taking off really well and this is from his Funk and fun is from his sophomore album and I really enjoy his album. I'll enjoy both of them actually

So you guys without further ado He's a snippet of funk and fun and I hope you guys enjoy as much as I do So this store next That was it nothing that was it I just think that's his bumper music coming out That wasn't you didn't play any other song at all. Oh, you don't think that was a song at all His music bed. Oh, you might be right about that So why we even talk about a song that it's so funny. He points he talks about like being scared of getting sued all the time

Like allegedly and don't come for me. Soon for what? Nobody knows what you're doing. No one's listening to this show. He doesn't have anything. He's a young kid. Unlike Patrick Michael, who's an adult with children. This guy's like 21 years old, I think. Something like that. He said he started music and podcasting when he went to college. And that was just, I think last year.

Okay. We sure about his pronouns. No, that's a good point. I didn't see his pronouns listed on his Twitter, but yeah, it's a good point. Yeah, I was a little confused, but whatever. It doesn't matter. I was just because I heard the voice and I was like, you know, he does, he actually is more coherent when he's, I mean, was like, you know, he does it. He actually is more coherent when he's I mean, I can understand him better when he's singing. He actually sings very clear and I think he can sing. He's a good singer. But when he's when he's talking, he's kind of

doing all the dead. How did I? I just got to impression that he just kind of do it today. And I was like, what the fuck is he doing? So yeah, the description of his show is, if you love funny life stories, unknown artists music, and the occasional bad joke, then you're in the right place. Welcome to, let me tell you podcasts. Now, for some reason, the word life is capitalized and then you're in the right place, why oh you are. And the episode I want to listen to was David Dobrik

and his lose. I think he meant loss. Yeah, I saw that too, yeah. There's typos all over the place, but since you're talking about his music and his singing, did you guys happen to find his album? Uh, no. I'm very interested in this. He has an album called Thoughts of a 20-year-old.

And this is what Chit Me Off do his age, by the way. Great, this album. Here's a song called Granny's Food. Stop being any time, but it's pretty fucking bad, Tasty. We don't know what to do this whole thing. Ha ha ha. I know you're hungry. This is a season.

I know you're hungry. Welcome to Grand The Tows, the Tows, the Seas. I know y'all hungry Perky Oh Yes Yes, it's like brilliant right? I love it. Yes DMX fades welcome Jamal Yeah, fucking Eric Zane calls me yesterday from his patreon show that he's doing yeah And tells me how he's mother fucking D. A. B. X. on with the other night like can you wait a week? Yeah, you know Body's not even cold yet. I actually I actually went back on that today. You did? Yeah, I had a me a culpa. I swear to God.

I slept on it and I woke up and I go, you know, that was really fucking stupid. And so I actually, I actually, I did the whole thing. I went out and said, you know, I shouldn't have done that. It's the long story. I'm an alcoholic and I went to a 12 step meeting this morning. And so we we constantly talk about that shit. I'm like, what the fuck was I doing? That was horrible.

That was a stupid mistake. So this is this is the dichotomy of me. I do the stupid shit and one like 12 hours earlier. And then so it all just came out today. I'm sorry. It's okay. I thought it was actually really funny. I just wanted to give you a green for it.

All right. So it's not like he's Kobe and you're gonna hit can I asked him if you did the same She was Kobe is that he said Um, so I'm going to fast forward this song. I think there's a rap part in the third verse. Okay, so Barry with me here Is I try to find where this wrap? I'm a man now. I'm a man now. I'm a man now. I'm a man now. I'm a man now. I'm a man now. I'm a man now. I'm a man now.

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I'm a man now. I'm a man now. I'm a man now. I'm a man now. I'm a man now. I'm a man now. I'm a man now. He just arrived pie seven times in a row. That's not rapping. Hey Kanye does it. I love it. I love it. Obviously. I'm going to be all day going green beans. Let it. Well, the only problem I have with it is again, the mix, his vocals are buried. I want to hear those prominent. Was he doing an impression of his grandmother in that rap? I picture. And my head is the rapping granny. Oh my god. That is so f*****g. By the way, I found this on YouTube. There's a whole, you can listen to every song on the album shows up as a list. Sweet. This had three views on it. It came out in 2019. Come on. So this is a, I discovered talent that we're all fighting right now. Well, this is not going to be the last

song we hear from him on this. No, I have emotional. I'll take a break from music for a second. We'll come back to it. Yeah, sure. Sure. If I just could, the fact that this dude, however many fucking years have been doing this, three views, and he's still doing it, I think that's sad. That says something about the guy sticking to it. You know, it's been shitty for a long time, maybe to some people, but now we're exposed into it. I think it's fucking fun.

He says that people are loving his show. But I know this podcast not as long as I usually have him, but time ran really short today. But next week, I will have a longer podcast for you guys, because apparently you guys really liked it. You really supported me on that one. So I really appreciate that. Thumbs up to you guys.

Keep on supporting us. And I keep on giving the content that you won't. Remember, I have a Twitter account for, let me tell you podcast, and I have a Facebook group for Let Me Tell You Podcast. Send in your questions, and follow what you guys tell me what you want to hear, and what me to talk about. Send in the coffee time questions.

Yeah, coffee time. Yeah, coffee time. Yeah, I got the impression that he works at Dunkin' Donuts. Oh, is that why he doesn't stop it? He's actually a brewery job. Yeah, he's a big into coffee. So, the Twitter, he said, we have a Twitter page and a Facebook group. I could not find either of them. And let me tell you podcast is not a good name for a show.

If you want to find it out, then you know. I had had to go I don't know how I found it. I'm surprised you didn't find it on Apple. So there's five. Yeah, there's a lot of these five pockets called this. So I couldn't find his Twitter account for the show, but I did find his personal Twitter account. Oh, I forgot buried the lead here. You know what his music name is when he makes these songs. Please tell me. Jamarmalade. Yeah. But it's Jamarmalade spelled L-A-I-D at the end. Like you got laid.

Jamarmalade. Yes. I know. So his Twitter handle is at Jamarmalade 21. Yeah, everybody go, Joe, follow that. Well, I didn't yet. I'm going to. I didn't want to like, you know, get out in front of myself on this one.

It's great. Maybe actually he's just spelling it wrong because you know, he was fucking up all the titles. Yeah, that's a good point. Why do I assume that he's trying to be clever? He just can't spell. Yeah, it's definitely he's referring to the, uh, uh, what goes on a sandwich because he's singing about green beans, let us tomato fucking mashed potatoes, macaroni and cheese. Of course, it's marmalade.

If sugar hill gain can do it, then why can't he? He rides. Have you ever gone over a friend's house to eat in the food just like no good? Yeah. All right. What else you guys got? I'm not grainy's house. It's all good there.

Carl on on Jamar three. Yeah. He is he's discussing the power puff girls. And okay, he had apparently the fucking power puff girls had been, there was a first reboot. And so there's another reboot, which is what he's discussing. But he had some problems with the first reboot. Listen to this, uh, uh, uh, uh, critical descriptions of his problems with the first reboot. The problem girls have been around for a long time. uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh to very pointy and sticker like. What is he trying to say that it was circular?

Yeah, I think it was circular. Is what he was trying to say? Is that what he was trying to say? I keep getting the urge to punch the words out of him. Yeah. My clip for regarding that also. Ah, right. And an accidentally chemical ex

gave them superpowers. Wait a minute, how was sugar spacks and everything nice gonna make somebody in the first place? That all made no sense. I'm confused. Confuzzled. Oh no.

Confuzzled. Confuzzled about it. Oh, I have another one here where he doesn't know how to talk. It doesn't know how words work. He put a video on his main channel, and he actually lucky sincerely apologized. The video was pretty well perceived by the audience.

Who was gonna be received by the audience? That perceived by the audience? He says that a couple of times out the show. This is about David Dubric, which I do wanna get into real quick, or Dobric. Yeah, yeah. So David Dobric, the YouTuber who's lost all of his sponsors. He's put out a couple of apology videos.

And this is our buddy, Jemar's hot take on it. Like I feel like deep down, he is not a terrible person. He would not condone that kind of sort of thing on anyone. And if you guys don't know what I'm talking about, you can go back to my prior podcast, here the rest of what has been going on so far. I hate that shit. And Ericsson Radio guy, you gotta reset every fucking time.

Don't tell people, if you don't know what I'm talking about, then go listen to an episode I put out three weeks ago, I was like, no, what are you talking about? Just tell us what you're talking about now. We can't think of anything for you. Just quickly, yeah, quickly cover the highlights and then, yeah, as quickly as you can, can sure so what he's talking about is david dober kind of video of a young lady

who was underage and drinking alcohol at a party that i think he was throwing and shooting videos at and then she claims she was raped after the video was shot and this jimmar goes i don't think he would condone that yeah i don't think so either i don't think he would condone that yeah I don't think so either I don't think anybody would condone that and but he just brushes it away though and this was a really big dumb thing but everybody does dumb things and I really do hope that he will

he learned from the situation he learned what to do and what not to do and that he will speak up as sooner then later like he did this time. Do you think you learned the situation? He lost seat geeks EA sports Frank's ride hot chipotle, bumble, hello, fresh dollars, you have club, door dash, general mills, HBO Max Facebook, and audible as sponsors. Wow.

I bet he learned something from it. Yeah. My favorite is Tim Dylan's take on. I heard you would ever get. So Tim Dylan on his Patreon show, I didn't hear this. Was talking to Ben, his producer, and he goes, all right, Ben, you be David Dobrik,

and what I'll do is I will give you advice on what you should do, because the apology videos aren't working. Right, so this is what he said. This is my darkest hour. Well, here's what I think you should do. This is truly what I think you should do. Anything. I believe the solution to your problem is to go on Tucker N word. So that's a pretty good advice. We'll forget the rape allegations. That's true. They won't be talking about that anymore.

Oh my God. Oh, that is great. Boy, dude, I fucked up, Eric. I just realized as I sat down here You had an idea and it was a good idea and that's alright and I totally spaced on it Like I said right out today. I wanted to go for a bike ride and spend all my day probably like I know Yes, yes, that's okay. That's okay. But this is the anchor ad Right that your mar does it's the best It's the best anchor ad. And there's so many parallels with him and Patrick Michael. It's unbelievable, aren't we?

Let's check this out. But are you guys, we'll be right back after this. Oh yes! Let the opinion be around the world and down the street. Thank you all the engineers. And down the street. It is good news for you and me. Yeah, I'm the only one. Download the free anchor app. Or go to Andrew. have him to get started the craziest part is

After that he repeats everything you just heard over again. Yeah, there's a second verse same as the first Can't get enough of it. I don't know what guys is everybody knows by now Don mode anchor You will see you's best after you and me to get our voices out there So we can be heard like your opinion heard around the world. Yeah House coffee You spent a lot of time with me. You spent a lot of time with me. You spent a lot of time with me. You spent a lot of time with me. You spent a lot of time with me. You spent a lot of time with me. You spent a lot of time with me.

You spent a lot of time with me. You spent a lot of time with me. You spent a lot of time with me. You spent a lot of time with me. You spent a lot of time with me. You spent a lot of time with me. You spent a lot of time with me. You spent a lot of'll say it. You can do manscape ever. If you ever get on that one with them, shaving your balls right now. I'm getting shaved every bus. It's going to shave your balls.

Damn, even your asshole is bad. Javin your ass. Oh, my Oh my god, it's so much fun with his singing. This is a song called emotional roller coaster With you and everyone until the break of time Don't look them all, come on alone It's not over It's not a I Look Riding On

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And Jody Be in the chat. I don't hate this. That's to be something that he should put out as an endorsement on his website. Yeah. Jody Be For Pope Boy says, I don't hate this. That's to be something that he should put out as an endorsement on his website. Yeah, Jody B for Popeye says I don't hate this. I really, Jamar needs to know if he if somehow he finds this and here's us talking about it Yeah, and doesn't realize how vicious we are with other shows. This is us liking your show. Oh, yeah I love this. Yeah, it's a great opportunity. He should do this if he was on cameo and then you hire him to sing about whatever you choose. So if you say, all right. The idea. Jamar, I'll pay you $50. Sing about heavy menstruation. And then he can just

do his thing. You know, he can make up a fucking song on the fly. I'm sorry. I was a bitch. Heavy menstruation. It it's done really into me that's me shet yes and I have that every song has a jumpy energetic wholesome will smith rap feel to it it does oh yeah it's fair to fuck it, Tasta

I think we just keep going with the music alright, he's of his upcoming single for 11 hey you guys this is Jamar here aka Jamar Malade Tees of his upcoming single 11 Fuck yes here yes fuck yes it's got like a mid-eastern vibe to it Oh, huh? Oh, man. It's a little crazy with this. Oh, she's saying, baby, baby, why you looking at me?

She? Is that how he's, yeah, that's her color. It's just the tease. He's got to work on the natural fade, you know? Yeah, seriously. He lost me on that one. Yeah, that one I'm not a fan of. Yeah, he got a little crazy with the way you're in the vocals.

But you know what, he really reminds me of, if, do you ever watch the Unbreakable Kim Hitchmit? No, okay. I watched my wife watch it. Okay, so it's a Netflix show and her roommate is a gay guy named Titus Andromedon. And in the course of the show, Titus tries a lot of singing and has a music video called Pinot New War. Okay.

Clip 12 is the Titus Pinot New War. I'm making a music video. It's called Pinot New War. An ode to black penis. Classic. Action. Pinot New War. Let's see Pina Caviar me and my mince as car

You don't have to be popular find out who the true friends are All right, how yeah, I thought he was the best part of the show and I I used to just call that show the tightest show. And Jamar is my new favorite. He also reminds me of, and someone posted it in the discord here, the gay black man from Revenge of the Nerds. Every, Lamar. Yeah, Lamar was his name.

Lamar Jamar. Lamar Jamar. Lamar Malade. Yes. Holy shit. So great. Carl, I got a, there's a marmalade yes holy shes so great Carl I got a there's a clip my Jamar for and this gives you an idea of I don't know if he's thinking straight in all these things because he kind of like you

indicated that he contradicts himself and this is an example of that because first he's talking about how he feels about the power puff reboot or whatever the fuck and then he says the exact opposite. So cut number four. I've never thought about the power puff girls being live action. I don't think I even wanted the power puff girls to be live action. I don't think anybody really does. This is something that we didn't ask for. But you know what, we didn't it. Yeah, that's the best I can say about that because I didn't want this. Nobody want this. But honestly, I didn't, I didn't, I was never a big fan of the power of girls. Now it's not the cartoon supposed to

live action, but he's gonna bring a new element to the show I believe. And I think it's gonna turn out really well. He's every opinion. Speaking of him contradicting himself on this earlier episode, I guess it's Christmas time. It's warm. He lives in Illinois and it's warm there. And he's kind of bummed out about it. And he's talking about global warming. And he says this. And then all the folks recycling. Come on, y'all. Recycle, but you know, the this point we got too much recycling

Come on, we got to start recycling, but you know at this point. It's just too much recycling It's the same breath He says that there's another Example of him contradicting himself Went over to the meat section because that's all our our need is some meat I'm eating plant-based meat and stuff now y'all and I got like turned the ground turkey too as well like I'm not vegan or vegetarian by all means no but I do like their food as well and I don't so I eat those things most of the time rather than eating meat meat

so I go over there ain't nothing there and I can excuse me where everything is okay I'm like maybe there's some ground turkey over here no is there some ground beat no is that's on chicken nothing I like how how where it all at what did you guys do why did Walmart got no meat? Huh? Did someone ask me this question? They're like, that darn coronavirus. They got you. It's like, it's like one of the fucking Cosby kids walking through the store with an organ and singing about food everywhere.

It's fucking chicken, there ain't no fucking chicken here motherfucker. There's some ground beef. Woo. We go to grandma's house eat some macaroni cheese. Dead on one of the cons. Which cons we get is that. That would have to be much more. That's not a cons begin. That is too much. I'm not talking about.

No, the cons be cartoon, the Cosby kids. It was clearly Rudy. Right. Oh, no. You're, okay, I'm thinking cartoon, you're thinking live. Fan Albert, yeah. Fan Albert, that's not what I'm talking about.

I'll call the Cosby kids. They're not, I thought they were. Wasn't there a TV show, ah, fuck. That's fine. So, I was of Cosby's. He's talking about when the pandemic hit, and people were buying up on the toilet paper Yes, he had a solution for this I think is brilliant We took all the toilet paper. I got all the plungers. I hope you get diarrhea

So you can't Plunge it All the toilet paper I bought all the plungers So then when you get diarrhea you can't plunge it Remember as I'm the toilet paper, I bought all the plungers. So that when you get diarrhea, you can't plunge it. Maybe sure it's intense. Nope. I've never heard somebody who sings like that,

but sounds like they're 87 years old. But we don't have a campaign for any plungers, baby. It's weird because the strong part of the show used to be that you could not really, you could just listen to any one episode and not have a context and still enjoy the show. But with this episode, it really is just like all the Patrick Michael comparisons. He's doing all this musical stuff like, uh, shaness, uh, only way more talented. Let's be clear about that. Every once way more talented. Let's be clear about that way more talented than she's contradicting himself left and right like that too

And then he's also just like flabbergasted by normal things my clip one And it's something I gotta deal with right now and I'm just letting you guys know what's going on Excuse me guys real quick the wind is really windy today So I just thought that was a very Patrick Michael thing to happen on his podcast. Yeah, Patrick Michael is more Associated with rain. Yeah, but that's okay. He can have rain great and Jamaican have wind correct. That's fine. Yes It's put your room here Guys, I hope you don't mind. I'm gonna talk about this guy for the next 30 or 40 minutes. I really I can't get enough Right, there's so much going on with this. There's such a random shit. He's calling people out for sucking at monopoly

I can't think of a random thing to do and he got those people who think they really did a monopoly But when they start playing they really really bad at it be like oh think they're really good at Monopoly but when they start playing they're really really bad at it be like oh um sir you bankrupt oh miss yeah you bankrupt come on nobody's played Monopoly with the sky oh nobody's done anything with it can you imagine playing Monopoly with Jamar oh shit you're laying in my fucking boardwalk, motherfucker. Oh, shit, you're gonna pay me a thousand dollars. How would you react to passing go to your thing? Oh, baby, you go get two hundred dollars. Hey, what you go go grab all the hell with the mac and cheese and the two hundred dollars. I'm gonna give you this playpa and this represents $200.

All right, let's talk about Word of the Day and another thing that I used to do on the show. Oh God. That's always died in my content. Word of the Day. Yeah, right. Who doesn't want to read off a calendar that's out there desk and call that a show? You pronounce it. Yeah, here we go. All right, you guys. You know what time it is? it's the world of the day. And today's word of the day is, Pandiculation. The definition of Pandiculation is, when you wake up in the morning and stretch your muscles

that are very rigid for a short time. So, to use it in a sentence... Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I don't understand how he thinks that's content for a show, but I do enjoy him. I learned something. I do enjoy him using that as a sentence. Yeah, we get it. You're yawning. Holy shit. But he was e-nailed it though.

I'm gonna remember that all day. I'm gonna teach everyone I know about that. I thought it was a stupid segment for a show, but I was wrong. Yeah, no, I'm so not it. Bring it back. Bring back work of the day. I thought this was very funny. He oftentimes will say things like,

oh, justice, Zack Snyder's justice league came out. I didn't see it though. And so that's a very Patrick Michael thing that's talked about. But then he'll also describe things to people's careers based on what he knows about it, which is nothing. Okay. So James Gunn is directing Suicide Squad 2, and apparently Jamar knows nothing about James Gunn's career, but that won't stop him from talking about it, Clippy.

The director, I didn't realize it was James Gunn, and I'm kind of happy that he's starting to get more reckoned. He moved from like all the horror stuff and whatnot and more to the universes of superheroes and supervillains and I think it actually fits some pretty well. He still needs to get his footing correct because he's having a little trouble. Not a lot. Now, not all his stuff is bad but I'm just saying that he's getting there. He has to find the right, like, direct happy medium for his style and for heroes and villains. You gotta find a medium for it. It happens to all directors, so definitely keep at it. Get off! Shut the fuck up! Shut up! It's like he has no idea.

He hasn't broke through yet, but it's totally helping a big time. Guardian to the Galaxy 1 was making the most successful Marvel movie ever. Two, you know, still pretty well received. He gets canceled and all the fans are like, fuck you, bring Yeah, and and he he's a person that defied being canceled But you know, he's finding his way into eventually figure it out I mean I saw kill Bill one. I didn't see two yet, but I think turn keynote, you know, keep trying oh Yeah, I mean there's a lot of possibilities with that guy. He might figure it out. It's not quiet It's figuring it out. Oh, God.

I love when people talk about movies because Andy will always jump all over that. I gotta get you on with Doug from Good Times Great movies. I would, yeah. We should talk about it. We should talk about it. I'm just gonna do what you guys talk about directors. Yeah, it'll be great. It'll be fantastic.

Carl's eyes would glaze over. I'll just leave. Yeah. Guys, I got to get a thing shit. Yeah, I think we're finding all new things out about Jamar. As much as we're goofy on him, there seems to be a fun vibe. And I think there's talent there if they ever decide to reboot the film radio. They have their guy. They have their guy right here. Yeah, he seems

like he's a good actor too. So it might be a good career for him. Well, you do have to be able to correctly read lines. Oh, yeah, that's a pronounced words. Yeah, clip 9 is an example of life. He'll never be an actor. Okay. That leaves me to Bridgerton. You all know the world famous to Netflix original series. It was phenomenal. Everybody loves Bridgerton. I watch Bridgerton. It's a brilliant, very good.

It's a well worth saying that it was a good one. She's not gonna make one of them say well worth. She will make one of them say Bridgerton. All right, fair enough. Clip Tandard, he's talking about the star of the show, one of the stars of the show leaving the show. Also, as no idea what this guy's actual fucking name is. Now, the problem is, I feel bad for y'all who,

you know, you know, you love the Duke of Hastings, but I play by, I can't pronounce his name that well. It is French Not that I'm not fluent in French. So I'm gonna get the best I can don't let me y'all The fluid Navy I think it's very That Reggie Reggie Well, I'm just gonna read I'm calling them reds and doing American American way. Rich, the Jean page. I can say Jean, you know it's built like Jean, but it's not Jean, it's Jean.

It's Jean page. Okay, why am I just calling Jean page? Ooh, that sounds so nice when it come off you. When it rolls off the tip of your tongue. Jean page. Let me name myself Jean page. Let me do that. Let me stop.

My note for this was, I love this show. I know. Is this fucking Chan and Sharp's kid? Yeah, there's something about the charm of this guy. Like Eric said, when we first started the show, he's just a nice guy. Yeah. He's just a nice guy. He's just a sweetheart of a guy. Right. No business podcasting. I think all. I think that's 80% of podcasters. This is people of that. Oh, no, they're mostly shitheads. Yeah. They're mostly. He'll tea. He'll tea. They're mostly pieces of shit. Let's talk about coffee time. Shall we? Yes. Yes. All right. Let's get into our coffee segment of the show But brew yourself some hot piping coffee Then what you do next is that you open your refrigerator

And you pull out your milk God had a milk What if you can't reach the refrigerator? Well then you have to walk towards the refrigerator Yeah, a lot of open the. A lot of details there. And by the way, it's fucking piping hot, not hot piping. Yes, hot piping coffee. So the guy goes on to explain how to make this coffee that is full of chocolate and mint.

It's candy. By the time he's done with it, it's so funny. He's like, if you don't have chocolate syrup, then just grab some chocolate chips. I don't know if he know those things in my house. Who has chocolate chips laying around? Anyway, so he explains that he's making this coffee and just put as much mint in as you want

and put in all this chocolate. And then he has the balls to say to us. What do y'all do to this to me? You know I'm a coffee fanatic, I love coffee. Time to get in the car, go get some coffee, or beat, be a drink. All right, you guys, that was coffee time. You don't love coffee if you're shoving sugar into it.

Yeah. That's not what coffee, press out coffee would be outrage by what he's doing with coffee. Beep beep, a drink. That's a baby drink. Baby drink, no't get some coffee. Alright, my clip 5, it's either another coffee description or it's the other classic thing where you go to break and then come back without having John and Ad.

It does that a lot. We'll be back after this. Right. Alright, we're back. Let's see what this is. What else can you guys? You know what a time is. We got to take a break real quick and then we'll be right after this right hey, we're back. Let's see what you guys you know what a time is We got to take a break real quick and then we'll be right back to talk about more of our fun fun fun fun fun

Topics all right be ready right back after these messages All right, you guys know what time it is. It's coffee time. So you guys sent in your questions and I'm here to answer it. See now, this was the Ericsane show. He was talking about the local auto mechanic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, build up the streets. Absolutely. W-A-T-P is brought to you by my neighbor that cuts my lawn.

If you live in my neighborhood, who doesn't like bread higher bread? Fuck you guys now back to the show My broad Andy I wanted you to I want to do to give some grief. You know, you know what's funny about that is One of the because you guys are a busting on like the the A&E heating and cooling guy Yeah, he's he calls me goes, hey man some fucker from Rochester New York called me the fuck is going on that was Andy I was just tell him your show is catching on it's a big hit everyone's listening everywhere oh shit oh god so in this clip I have here our friend Jamar gives

a recap of the movie Mighty Ducks. He sums it up very well. There used to be a movie on Disney called The Mighty Ducks. You know about that hockey team and what not, trying to win the championship and all that stuff. Blah blah blah blah. Of course, Mighty Ducks was a good movie. It's well perceived and many love it. It literally shaped some of our childhoods

I can teach him with championship blah blah blah. Yeah, that movie. Oh, that's sum up, you know the godfather It's way you that cry boss is son comes home. Yeah, no bubble There's a wedding and I don't know so what dies so this is all go ahead earth I don't know what dies. So he's all got hurt. He's got one speed. It's humdrum. If Jesus Christ comes down and is walking in water, hey, that's what I saw. The baby Jesus is walking on the water.

He's looking around. He's looking at the frog. He's in the fish. And I just said, hey, Jesus, and off we go. He turned my water into wine and what now? So and so. So it's all you know, shape my childhood, my

time. I'll say, save you of the world. It's a big baby Jesus. We got crucified in three days later. Blah, blah, blah. You know, he's back. Rolled from the dead. Yeah.

You can't yada, yada, yada. The three days after Jesus was killed. Yeah. So this is another movie review. I called this in my notes very Patrick Michael asked Talking about the original suicide squad from 2016. It wasn't even origin story It was just introduction to Harley Quinn It should have been like introduction to Harley Quinn and suicide squad to be honest because she made that movie Sure, and I think that her and Will Smith did really good in that movie that movie. Sure. And I think that her and Will Smith did really good in that movie.

Margaret Robbie and Will Smith did a really good job in that movie. They're the ones who captivate our attention the most besides like all the Davis. She can by mean. Oh, she can play mean. And just evil. So he thought the best actors in that movie were the stars. I'm a good man. Really? Margett Robbie. Yeah, good old Margett. He's awesome. She's awesome. He's never said anything bad about anyone in his life. And even when he does, he then contradicts himself and says, yeah, I can't stay in her.

She deserves an Academy Award. Right. Yeah, that was the thing that he was, she's so good. She made me hate her. I don't hate anybody. I don't know what accident I'm doing anymore. I've lost it. He gives everybody the benefit of the doubt.

He does. He's such a great guy. You know what he doesn't like though. So he's talking about the Jack Snyder release of whatever that DC movie is called. Exactly. Zack Snyder is a suicide or a justice league. Justice league. Thank you. And he's comparing that to the is called. Exactly, it's a suicide or justice league. Justice league, thank you. And he's comparing that to the theatrical release

that came before it. And this is his summation of the differences of the two. Now remember, one of them is 4 1,5 hours long. The other one's regular. I'm watching it. I'm on my fourth day of trying to watch it. It looks like it's taking forever. This is what he sees as the big difference.

Then I also noticed that he's that's not a safe going to be that mustache. So man did not have a mustache. I'm so happy he didn't had that mustache and did not need to be there. Okay. That was the worst part about it. That's why is it Zack Snyder? I said, I said just a jack. You you did I correct that yeah, Zack Snyder Obviously, it's a genius. He got rid of the mustache. Yeah sure. It makes him a talented director. Yes, you sound like Jamar that jack's not a It's hard to make fun of me when you also suck. He's finding his way all directors do

I heard his big things don't arise and put that jack's not a I see nothing of potential. What else you got in the board here, Eric, what what jumped out of you? I'm fresh out. I am fresh out of actual cuts. I think what I've said is pretty much riffing now off of everything that you guys have at this point. Okay. You don't want to hit any of these ISOs that you gave me? Well, you know, I left those for you just because if you wanted to bounce back on them,

the one, two, and three are just three things that he says that I think stood out to me. It didn't look too good. We got to talk about the power of girls. And this one is, yeah, this one is just, it's just weird noise. It's amazing. Yes. So amazing. Oh, the show.

Anything else you want to talk about? Yeah, I mean, he rips off this show at one point. Oh, wow. Okay. When he's wrapping it up, clip 13. We hit on Denis Lovato. We got the powerful girl live action, suicide squad, new trailer, I hope they really do make that PG 13 fully, and then

we got Bridgetone and how we losing a cast member and he gonna change arcs. We talked about some anime stuff when it came down to Black Clover and we finished it off with a little, I told y'all, it's gonna be a little, a little YouTuber drama between Trisha and Nikita, where Trisha pretty much the model is Nikita. But, I think that was a good amount of stuff, and it was a lot of fun talking about it. I think this was a good Friday.

I get it cuz it's good Friday right now, cuz Easter is this weekend. Wow. Wow. We did it all. What have we done today, Robin? We should. Um, we could, if you wanted to pursue this, we could send him emails about things he should talk about and see if we can get him to mention them with the crazy shit about whatever. Fucking zucchini garden on one day. The next day it could be you know anything that you think of send it his way and see if it actually makes a cut on a show.

Oh I'm I guarantee it would talk about anything that people sent to him. Well we should send to him is press house coffee. Yeah. He gave us a fucking real coffee for once. Alright, a couple more clips that I have here that I want to play. And this is again it was warm on Christmas So he's talking about what causes global warming. Drink this can eliminate and then toss it on the ground like a skewzy.

Did you really just toss that on the ground? Like do you know what you're doing to the environment? See, it's people like you that we have global warming. Yeah, if I said it, we got global warming. You don't got to believe it, but I'ma say it anyway. We got global warming. I mean, if you're drinking lemonade and throwing it on the ground, yeah, of course.

We're gonna have global warming. And then again, he contradicts himself because it is warm and he wants it to be a white Christmas. There's usually snow during Christmas, but all of a sudden, oh, we having a warm Christmas today. Ain't nobody asked for that, even though I did ask for that. But think about it.

It's supposed to have a white Christmas will be snow, slay bells, ring, jingle bells, sand a cloth, go straight to the ghetto, that kind of thing. But we didn't't it was a pretty warm Christmas this year and I kind of wish it wasn't like I wanted like the snow we didn't get it and I kind of wanted it and like it could snow but I wanted to melt the next day I don't want to have to deal with shoveling it I don't have to

deal with putting salt out I just wanted a little white Christmas, but instead I got sunny days and happy days, which I like the happy days, that's what I wanted. He's such a good friend. Oh my God. It's so confused. No, I realized while that was going on, I picked up my phone and started looking outside

and robbing and I was like, what's fucking happening right now? Yeah, he wasn't as good at the early days. He's a lot better at podcasting now. Oh, yeah. Sure. Can I leave you guys with one more song? Please. This is called, I'm a make it.

I am a make it. And this guy has some aspirations. Byar Malade by Jamar Malade. He's got some aspirations and he just knows it as long as he's patient. He's he's putting the work in. He's gonna be a big star. I'm gonna make it. Yep. This is a banger.

Yeah. Yeah I'm a man, I guess I'm a man. Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Oh, man. Oh, man. I'm doing you looking at me. Yeah, I'm a man. I'm a man. He's telling me that you were Yeah, I'm a Baby Why do I look into them like this? Fuck yes, I don't want to end it's fun as hell. It is fun as well

Oh my god, and so he's just he wakes up, and he's like man I'm gonna write a song about my good day. I'm about to him He's just beautiful Yeah, we're gonna make some coffee That's a chocolate chip mother fucker That's that's the evil side break it. I'm trying to wreck it is what I'm trying to do. I went to a Spotify page and he wrote a little right up about himself and he said that he got into singing through church church choir and it's led him to this career that he's now in career. Yeah. Anyway, Jumar Jones, fucking, air cross keys, thank you so much.

This is a winner in my opinion. It doesn't happen often on this show. A quick announcement, everybody. Dick Masterson is putting together a weight loss competition. And I'd love for all the fat asses who listen to this show to get involved. It's a cross podcast weight loss contest. Hmm. So you go to fat.dick.show, F A T dot dick. Show, put in your information, put

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early bird blend. If you want to see more of Casey, the chicken. And by a bag of the tavern blend, if you think our cow Vic deserves the nod, it's such a tight race that I think this is the only fair way to gauge who needs to play a little catch up over a page around. Remember to use promo code W ATP at checkout over at presshousecopy.com slash W ATP. Get 20% off your first order. I've had a lot of friends. You're one of them. You bought press house. I haven't heard a bad thing about it. Yeah, I'm everyone enjoys drinking it this morning. I have to order some more. I have a little problem though because the tavern blend is my favorite. Yeah. But I hate Vic. That is a problem.

Is there a way to put it when you order it? This is not an endorsement of Vick's cowpex. Yeah. We'll see. I'm definitely gonna get some more though. We did update. We uploaded some more Vick cowpex recently on our Patreon. If you're a Patreon subscriber,

where she's not facing the camera. Okay. I recommend those. Pro from our Discord put together a little song here. Remember when Kevin was on last week? Yeah. It was great. And he was singing a little bit and rapping

and he wanted someone to put that in there because Animal Crossly had that song poetry. Right, yeah, poetry. So Pro put this together for us. He did a great job. Yo, yo, poetry, right? Yeah, poetry. So pro put this together for us. You did a great job. Yo, yo, poetry. W-A-T-P. Poetry.

You're waiting to see a geometry. Animal crosswind. One time I chopped down the cherry tree. Mr. K. Section of the Spank Drums. Yo, yo, I'm digging the flow. Mr. K. Spectrum of geek poetry. Yo, yo, I'm digging the flow. Mr. K spectrum of geek poetry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, pop.

Kevin's pop character is my favorite thing ever. I did more pop Kevin out the show. You know, I real quick. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This week's cringe of the week comes in from Ryan of Worst of the Best Podcasts, Fame, we all know Ryan. And he was listening to a show called We're Listening a Frazier Podcast.

This is a show about Frazier. Well, people watching TV. Wow. So this is a brilliant clip. Okay. Because what happened was these guys were recording their audio separately. And then you monetize people do that because you want to get a really high quality, local, recording of your voice and then you bring them together, you mash it up.

Right. To make sure it sounds good. Right. You mix it and you put it out. I think something fucked up in the mash it up part of this one. It's a really, really good point. Like obviously Ross and Rachel is the... It's the main one. Yeah. Or they get to go for a bit. It doesn't work out. I split up.

You know, I like the idea that we're nice. Okay, so the point you just get to see two people. I'm in a relationship. Yeah. Yeah. And one thing is so long and it also just will. So, you ever familiar with the dramatic irony of the fact that... Not before the three of us are so bad. Yeah, but I think the thing is, the media pay after the rest of the fact that not before

the media after the the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the like because of that happen. A compilation of them. No, I'm pretty sure it's not real, but I'm sorry.

I'm a legend at Star. Perfect example of cringe other way. Oh man, I thought I fucked something up. I was actually opening up a window in my computer. And I was like, holy shit, I just fucked up the whole show. That must be what it's like to be schizophrenic. Yes, Jesus. They put that out.

Somebody decided to go, it's up with this. Let's make that the show. Oh, it can frighten me. You know what I just realized? I'm such an idiot. I say I'm gonna do something and then 20 minutes later, I forget that I was gonna do it. Press has coffee with started.

Not you guys who love premium coffee, but not the up-ooty culture around it. Okay, that's good. That's good. Coffee. Come on, coffee! Coffee, yeah, yeah, yeah, coffee. All right.

You know what we're gonna talk about? We're gonna talk about this thing that happened with Opie. And we have other things to get to. I'm not, this isn't, uh, we've got a lot to get to still. So hang tight everybody. But big news with our friend Greg Opie Hughes he was doing a bet. He's back in New York City, right? And he's doing a bet. He's sitting out one outside at one of his favorite restaurants

And he's sitting out and he's talking to people on the street. Oh god Well, he's also on Facebook live and he's got a zoom recorder This is what the bets out of like this bet sounded like. This is a really good bet. I didn't get my second shot yet, so I really appreciate everybody wearing a mask. Man, thank you for wearing the mask. I really, really appreciate it, okay? Man, thanks for wearing the mask.

I really, really appreciate it. Helps keep the numbers down. We all want to keep the numbers down. Thank you. Thanks for wearing the mask. Man, I appreciate it. You know dogs can carry the, oh, you don't care. All right, she doesn't care.

Whoa, mask up, lady. You got to put the mask up. It doesn't do anything if you have it down like that below your chin. Oh my God, you don't want to just realize. I'm being such an amateur in front of Eric Zane. A free beer and hot wings fame. And here I am not playing the stinger before the cyclone. Oh, no.

Oh, be radio. Ah. Ah. The O.B. radio podcast. That's the only one. Wait, that's real? That's fucking real? I put that together.

That's the old stinger that we used to use. I don't know how he doesn't just get called an asshole 20 times a day. Oh, so shut up asshole. So the guys out there Yelling at people to put their masks on yeah in front of this guy's restaurant and the owner has to come out and tell him to stop This is the actual this is actual incident of the older coming out. Now, you can't hear him very well because he's off to the side. I watched the video, but I picked this up from, can you, can you do that during the clip so I could take it out and post. So he stood up to the side and you can't hear him very well. So I just pulled this clip from right after the guy tells him to knock it off and stop yelling at people. They're complaining because I'm yelling at them?

Oh wow. Alright. No worries. See there you go. There's New York for you. God comes out of the restaurant and says that two people literally call the restaurant to complain that I'm yelling at them. I'm not yelling at them.

I'm just making sure they wear a mask. Oh, God. There's New York City for you. Just trying to have a little fun. Everyone's laughing at me. What's laughing? See, they didn't have the balls to confront me though. Soon they left and they got on their cell phone and called the restaurant. Why would they have to confront you? Yeah.

Oh, boy. Yeah. There's a lot of problems with this. And, you know, Triffy told, if you were on a radio show, and if you think back to the heyday of that show, that's actually when there's people in the studio that are laughing and you're kind of in on the gag, and whoever is doing that on the street,

I mean, that's the old stunt thing, which, I mean, there's still a place for that. If it's done well, but when you're all alone by yourself like that and you're actually saying, boy, this is funny. When he asks us, say, hey, this is funny. Oh, God, it's so isn't. And it's, it's, it's really kind of, I think, I think everybody gets at a shitty except him.

Well, keep in mind, too, we've all been in New York and one of the things that's happening in New York even more now than it was the last time I was there is homeless people are out of fucking control. And OP looks like a homeless person. Let's not forget, he's disheveled, long beard, hasn't had a haircut in a year, OP. He's very proud of this too, I don't know why.

Right, yep. So Anthony Kumia played this at his show and he had some thoughts on this. But OP is like, okay, okay, he's got no ability to to make something of a moment. That's what it and that's the oddest thing about Greg. He's trying. He's out there amongst people. What you need when you are doing spontaneous shit like this is the ability to act quickly and on your feet and be witty and sharp and take things be quick. He's he's completely devoid of that. It's a great point.

The guy goes, Hey, we're going to complain are yelling at people and hope he goes, oh, geez Hey, I'm just trying to some fun. Yeah, he could have fucking sent someone back to that guy They couldn't mix it up a little bit. Yeah, he just gets yelled at and then sheep asleep ends the show Whenever I think he coo me a drills down like that with that very forceful particular style that he has you know really kind of very forceful particular style that he has, you know, really kind of spotlighting the stupidity of that. I always feel like, holy shit, you just hit it out of the park and how come people don't ever respond to that? How come this keeps happening with this guy? Because I've been listening to your show and chronically and all of this, doesn't he have any sense

that says, this is a bad idea. I need to do something different? He should because his audience is dwindling down to nothing. I'll play a clip in a little bit that gives the specific number of people who are watching a show. And you would think if he was surrounded by friends, like Eric, I'm fortunate that I have friends in my life who will tell me what I'm doing something that I shouldn't be doing. Opie I don't think has this in his life. I don't think anyone's going up. What are we doing, buddy? Come on.

Yeah, you're embarrassing yourself. And no, Carl died. So yeah, you're right. Carl Ruiz would call him on his shit. Yeah, he would have put his stuff to that. He, he, he would have put a stop to that. In fact, he did multiple times when they were hanging out at Gepards, but we doing.

Why do you want to people? Stop it. Yeah. What are you doing? Fuck, when you guys beat the shit out of me, I mean, and why are you yelling at people? Stop it. What are you doing? Fuck. When you guys beat the shit out of me, I mean, I didn't change everything, but I sure fucking paid attention to a lot of this.

She was like, oh, fuck the right. I do do that. I'm a fucking asshole. So, I mean, you gotta, you gotta fucking, adapt a little, did think, you know, Jesus. This is why we love OP. He doesn't learn. He does that ever learn. Yeah.

I like people who don't learn. I like, well, I like, sorry. John, that like Patrick Michael. Yeah, we'd stop talking about him if his show got better. You're right. Well, fun with that.

Jesus. All right, more of Anthony on OP. Don understanding how any of this works. That's New York. What? A business owner not wanting somebody harassing people walk about his the whole

thing in New York is walk by traffic. You fucking people walk around. I've seen this. I've been in New York a while. You walk around. You see a restaurant. The menus are outside. You look at the menu and you go, you look at the fucking inside.

You go, yeah, you want to eat here and you person you with if they're a Normal rational human being goes yes if they're a girlfriend They go no and you have to walk for another three fucking hours till you go back to the first place So the point that is making there which is a very good point like you were talking about Eric Yes, you had the stunt boy who's on the streets who's harassing people, he's mic'd up, we have some fun with that. But this guy is sitting at a business. Yeah. Yelling at people, every single person is walking by, he's yelling at them about their mask.

Yeah, so you're gonna want to avoid that place. You would have been walking there to go there, and then you're like, oh, fuck, this homeless guy's harassing me, I'm outta here. Yeah, and he's like, oh, that's New York for you. No, no, what is New York for you is when people think of New York, they think of some dildo yelling at them from a restaurant and giving them shit for no reason. You're the problem. Orbs like, why wouldn't they just confront me,

why did it call the business? And Anthony makes this point. In New York, the worst thing you could do is confront a homeless person. Yeah, right. It's not gonna end well. What are you gonna do with a fucking screaming match with a lunatic?

Why? They got nothing to lose? Yeah, that's right. And what are you gonna do? Convince them. Is that wrong? Yeah. Oh, I'm a jail I guess I have a roof over my head tonight. Yeah, so so Anthony sums it up perfectly with us. This motherfucker Has made a fortune in radio and now he's chasing away customers from restaurants and and then gets pissed that the guy said something Oh my god, how does that not resonate of any reasonable thought I know and I don't know that this is getting back to Opie I hope it is I hope he's learning from this because he's like oh at least talking shit about me It's like no open just listen to what he said though though. Yeah. Fucking swallow. Take your lump. You dumb mother fucker. Right. Jesus. I mean, to think that when he got out of the radio business,

and then he had that podcast, you know, when it started, he had a little bit of juice behind it. They were, they were marketing it, but he didn't do anything. He didn't, he didn't, take the necessary steps to actually do something that's worth listening to. And then all this whole fucking thing has gone downhill so fast. And it's embarrassing. It's really embarrassing. Eric, he debuted at number two on the iTunes podcast chart for whatever that. Oh, I know. I know. I remember hundreds of thousands of listeners. What do you might have? I remember listening to it and I said to myself, this is terrible.

I mean, it's fucking stinks. It's just stinks, man. It's just some antics. So after the Anthony went through the whole thing, he did a very nice thing. He said, who are these podcasts? You have my permission to play this, which I appreciate.

And then sciencey goes on his show and plays Anthony talking about this and then plays the part where Anthony gives his permission. He says this. By the way, who are these podcasts? Feel free to use that for your next Opie break. I give you complete permission. I love you guys. Oh, Opie. Oh, Opie, Mike. Oh, okay. Yeah, so. My friend, what are you doing? Know the Opie thing. He he talking about who are these podcasts.

I got a schedule to be on there next. No, I'm going by the way, I'm going to be when radio gunk talks to Umbrut Hattley or to talk to Monique. I will be on that episode. So that should be fun. Now a lot of you are going to like this, but I gotta check out this fucking battle, God damn it. Did he say he's coming on WATP? It's not like that.

I was gonna be on Radio Gun. He's probably not gonna be on either. Who is this? Can someone tell me who this is? I can't explain this one. Okay, never mind. I just need to know, is he okay? No, he's not okay. He's some type of streamer. I've seen him on YouTube. I've seen him on Twitch

I don't know what he is okay. Okay. All right. He's not is he ill? He has a speech in patty man. Okay. All right. All right. I just want to make sure Yeah, I know who I'm okay. No biggie speech. Yeah, you know, yeah, we all talk fucked up a little That's some people use as their advantage. Okay, great So he says that he's lined up to come on this show. I haven't talked to him about that Not that I wouldn't have him on the show, but I haven't talked to him about that And then he says he's gonna go on radio gunk when radio gunk has Brent Hattley on the show, okay, dude Brent Hattley's coming on this show next week Shut up really he reached out to me. Oh, so he's a dude you're talking all the shit. Why can't I come by your show?

And and at least retort. And I was like, well, that's not our format, but sure, all right. You can come on the show. Is that the guy with the wife? Yes. The guy with the wife? I've said it's a really mean shit.

I'm fucking like a little. Oh my god, you sure have. Anyway, shit. So I'm pissed off because I guess Brunt's making the fucking rounds now. What do we get in fucking sloppy seconds? I gotta talk to Brent after radio gun talks to Brent. I'm signs he's got nothing going on. Oh my god.

I can't wait. I have asked Monique from radio gun to come on this show. Yeah, and she didn't want to. Hmm. I don't know about signs. I'm so happy. I mean, this is going fucking amazing. Yeah.

I know. I'm excited about it too. I'm excited to have Brenton. Because he said, he sent me a note and he goes, dude, you had my former coworker on, you talked all this shit and I was like, it's time I'll chooly. And then I remember that we had Manson on.

When we were doing the Bubba review. Oh, that's right. I remember that. Doug from Who's Right got Manson on the show. And Manson was talking all sorts of shit and chooly. And Brent is not happy about this. So that'll be a lot of fun. OP does another show. He goes back to Wong Island. He does another show from the beach.

And he explains that this thing I just played for you was great. But anyway, my visit to New York City was very, very successful. It was a little drama as I was live streaming from the streets of New York City was very, very successful. It was a little drama as I was live streaming from the streets of New York City yesterday. I was doing a mask check. All right, so according to him, this was very successful. Oh, mask check. It was like a fucking job. It would have great bit. He's one of those kids that grew up thinking that any attention is attention worth getting,

whether it's good or bad. He was in a big family, a lot of brothers and sisters, so probably didn't get a lot of attention. So we had to act out. Yeah. He's such a... Yeah, that's fucking dick. But he explained to us. Yeah, I got it. Sorry. No, no, no, I'm sorry. Go ahead. He explained to us the people loved his mask, bet. My wife's not harassing anybody. I was having a little fun.

Actually, a few people circled back and said that was funny. I wish you weren't a liar You think people circled back and said by the way, we do so much my mask God fucking high five dude Just fucking quit it. Just knock it off. No one knows. He's got to reboot the whole fucking thing. Yeah, I mean, seriously, you just got to go away for six months. He's had $100,000. Eric, just start over. Eric, he's had so many chances to do that and he never does.

Every damn it. Till he gets kicked off a Westwood, he gets kicked out of Gibhards. He has every chance to change up his format and do something different. It's just, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still , it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still , it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still, it's still,

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That's, that, that is really exceptional. That's, that's not, I mean, that's, that's kind of like the world we live in. That there's all these people out there who have, who do a lot of fun things are talented and are fucking funny. That's fucking great. Aaron Zayn. If I didn't have more people listening to my show, then I was going to hope you show I'd kill myself.

That's how pathetic a show has become. great. Aaron's saying if I didn't have more people listening to my show than listen to the old peace show I'd kill myself. That's how pathetic it is to become. It's very funny how like you kind of just took some of their format and he's passed the baton to you and then as soon as he hands it to you he just face plans right into the ground. That's the real race that's the real race I don't be as running. Oh boy. Terrific. So, Opie say the people who are circling back to tell him how great he was with his bet. And as Anthony pointed out, he looks like a homeless man harassing people. So, Opie's got a theory on what actually happened. I think that the owner knew I was doing it and then needed an excuse to try to get me to stop.

So, I think he went with the old people who are calling him complaining. Because they would have to go way out of their way to find the phone number of this place. Because I looked when I was leaving. There's no phone number on the outside of the place. So they would have to Google that shit, go out of their way and call the restaurant. I doubt a couple people did that. So I'm starting to think that the owner of himself was like, oh my god, I don't think this is good for my business. This guy doing a mask check in front of my establishment. By the way, that sound effect was on his show. He then replayed that whole

bit on his show. How dare he? So I cannot think that. Isn't that more embarrassing? Yes. No one complained and the owners like people are complaining. And he's saying that like, dude, I don't think people are complaining. I think just the owner didn't want me harassing customers. Yeah, okay. Either way, what are you doing? Yeah, either way.

It's still, I mean, you share, but then the whole fact that he's like, there's no way that they with their handheld computers could look at the phone number and fucking call. That's impossible. Eric, I had the same thought. He goes, the phone number and fucking call. That's impossible. Eric, I had the same thought. He goes, the phone number's not even on the building. Even if it was, people would still go to Google to find the phone number. That's what everybody does. It's not difficult. Yeah. It's what we all do all the time.

The owner didn't want to walk up to you and go, hey, I think you're a giant asshole. Would you shut up? He let himself off the hook by saying other people thought you were an asshole. Not him. Either way, it's fucking ridiculous. That he's replaying this whole bit on his show. And then as soon as he gets done playing that bit on his show, he's reading his chat room and he gets called out. Hope he's like a schizophrenic talking to random people thinking he's making everyone die laughing. People very much enjoyed the livestream yesterday, diddy go find something else to watch

you fucking moron and then he reads it he reads it he doesn't have to read it he could he could read he could read all Jake diddy says that I'm funny you shit but he reads the answer I just read that cold I just read that cold. Oh my god. So, see. So, what's great about this is Anthony was talking about how if you want to do a thing where you're on the street and you're talking to people, you have to be witty, you have to be ready for anything and make it interesting and that's not a good format for him and Anthony went on to say you should have a studio and a script and whatever, play records. But the other thing too is why is he reading instant feedback?

That's also a really bad thing for him. Comments are coming in in real time. He's reading them and then he's pissed off about it. You don't have to have comments coming in. Don't to read the comments at all. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I've fallen victim to that. Since I'm a, I do a loner show too.

Yep. And it's all, it's always terrible and awkward and shitty. And then I catch my, I shit you not. I think of you guys. Oh, they're going to kill me if they hear this. Oh fuck. So then I stop it. And then it.

So when he does it though and him pointing out all this business about, oh my God, this is not funny. This is terrible. What I want to know is who's the fucking knuckle dragger? Is there at least one person who actually goes, this is not funny, this is terrible. I, what I wanna know is who's the fucking knuckle dragger? Is there at least one person who actually goes, this is great. Yeah. Nah, just kind of, just kind of creamy butters.

Yeah. Is the answer to that. You said there was an example of how many people are listening to the show, you say, yeah, I have that clip. We're not done with Opie. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's funny actually. 18th, I have that clip. We're not done with Opie. Okay. Yeah, it's funny actually I

Somebody posted creamy butters was on somebody else's show Now I'm drawing a blank but he creamy butters was talking so creamy butters runs the Facebook group right the pod squad that opi's Facebook group and Creamy butters was saying oh The winners will I listen to opi instead of Anthony's cuz opi is free Oh, the reason why I listen to OP instead of Anthony is because OP is free. What a rigging endorsement that is. It's like I'm a big fan of OP and Anthony. Anthony costs money and OP is free. So I listen to OP.

Okay, well, get to pay for it. This is real quick, OP explaining, because it's getting people like harassing him a little bit while he's doing this show from the beach. Good. Good. And he explains that it's's all Anthony Kubia smile. I never encourage any of my people to attack anybody I used to work with.

You will not find audio of me doing that. But for whatever reason, you know, that has become the thing with Anthony that he just wants his entire fucking audience to attack me on a regular basis. And then he attacks me on a regular basis. I don't want any fucking part of that bullshit. Oh, hi, pit OP. Oh, yeah, he's not doing anyone to attack you. They're telling everyone to attack me. No, he's not. He's never done that. He's very triggered and if you and we and we heard it, we heard what he said about the show is a harsh criticism. It fuck is a fastball right in the head, but I mean, what the hell? I mean, it is what it is.

Right. And then he tees himself up by making comments available and putting out a terrible show and making it easy for everybody to say that he's doing a bad job and sucks at broadcasting and is unfunny. And if he was doing it on purpose, it would make sense. Yeah. But he's not doing it on purpose, it would make sense. Yeah. But he's not doing it on purpose.

Yeah. So Eric, I'm really glad that you're here because a couple of weeks ago, you sent me over some information and some clips about this radio show out of Buffalo, New York, our next door neighbor. And it's interesting because new things have happened just this week.

And both Opie and Anthony were talking about this so it's extremely relevant. There's this guy the morning bowl on 97 rock. Okay. Okay. And I don't remember. But he was on CMF. In fact, Opie and the bowl worked together on CMF here in Rochester 96 five CMF. Okay. And he has a morning show on the

big rock station there in Buffalo and a few weeks ago, then a march, this happened on the show. All right. I'll set the scene. They're talking about how you like your toast done. As Eric so aptly pointed out, see how bad radio is. This is the conversation they're having. How well do you think this is in a euphemism? Wow, no, it's not. They're what are we talking about? The number you set on your toaster. Yeah, Jesus Christ. Anything you want to add before I play this clip? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you know, and you know, this is, this is the old formulas, several people and they, they're speaking as seriously as you and I, if we

realize that, you know, there's an asteroid coming to hit earth. Okay. It's that it's that in depth about it and taking way too much time doing that. And then I can promise you that the guy that you're about to hear, he probably in his head realized, this is shitty and it sucks. And he's going to feel compelled to do what he did. And this is what you get when you do shit like that. Right. So the bull is the host. This guy Rob Lieterman is like the comedian of the show.

Yeah. And he tries to make it interesting. Talking about home. He tries to make it interesting. It's hot. What? So what is your? What number? I think it's it's it's probably a seven is six six to seven probably seven oh my god see we have hours and I'm going to make it into trouble for this we have I have them to the attractiveness of women that I find to be attracted so I'll go I will never go to a serena Williams level but I'm very comfortable with like I'm very comfortable at a hallowy berry level. Okay. I need a little bit of mulatto still coming through. It can't be not like is gale king not that's not your realm. No, gale king is not even on my on my toaster love.

not your room. No, Gal King is not even on my on my toaster. What? So what is your number? I think it's it's it's probably a sevenish six six to seven, probably seven. If you haven't heard the news, oh my god. Rob leader was fired immediately. Everyone else was suspended and now they've all been fired. So you got the guy, the host of the show, Bull who was just like trying to move the conversation. I was like, all right, so what number though on the television? You heard how he responded. He's fired. Chris Klein.

He's fired. Chris Klein's fired. The programming director has been fired. John Hager, the PD has been fired. I mean, this people have no control over this guy going, oh my god, I nipsy rustled my toes. What are you doing? I know. This people have no control over this guy going oh my god I nip she rustled my toes This is Anthony Kubius take out he's talking to Garrett and Garrett's been on doing radio for for How he talks to Garrett about those like now Garrett you've been in the radio business quite some time yourself

If okay, isn't wrap it up, I don't know what is, especially what it's the host of the show say. The host goes, okay. And you could tell he was probably looking at him. You could tell when he loses his train of thought. He's gone, yes, Serena William saying, but I'm more I'm and he's looking because bull is going And then he makes the face like cut it out Unbelievable. Yeah, I don't think bull wanted the conversation to go in that direction. No, I keep What talk about a fucking third rail broadcasting? Why you'd ever break up skin tone? What? I just I like what curls club foot said in the discord here. I prefer my toe smothered in butter. So I said at the George Floyd. Oh See

Yeah, it's a thing you know and when it comes to radio the I mean if Was that a horrible conversation there? I haven't no It was shrugged, but this, that's the nature of the beast. I know it's so, it's so, it's so horrible. You got to purge your whole staff. They, they did. No. This is OP reacting to that.

He is not happy about it. Of course, radio is dead. That's why when people say, when you come in back to radio, the answer is never, never. You know, those phone calls coming in, you have to get OP back to radio, the answer is never. Never. You know, those phone calls coming in. Yeah, yeah. I got a radio. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Okay. Oh, I don't believe it. So Opie's going on and he's fired up in this episode because he's, like I said, friends with, with Bull. I wish I knew his real name because I sound silly, calling a Bull. Ha, ha, ha. He was really in good with all the sports teams up there.

Yeah, Billy Dittore, yep, I loved Radio 2. Now I hate it. It stinks. Billy Dittore, who was watching OP live and commenting on this shit, used to be the producer of the Brother Wii show. He not works for Vinnie Paulito. I'd comedy it's a carol's a guest.

Oh, really going down in the world. For Brother Wii's to Vinnie Paul Lito and comedy at the curls at guest. Oh, really going down in the world for other ways to Vinnie Paul. I just want to point that out because he's a big Opie fan of the watches. Yeah. Well, you know, it's funny is I don't, I don't disagree with, with Opie, but he says it so violently. Yeah. The way he describes it, it, it, he's so bitter about the whole fucking thing. It's like, we've known this forever, you know, and, and I think he's so bitter about the whole fucking thing. It's like, we've known this forever, you know? And I think he's just bitter because there's no place for a person like him anymore

on it. I'm so glad you used that word bitter because someone in the chat says that he's bitter. This is how we react to that. Greg Farrier. Opie is one of the most bitter people on the planet. Yeah, that's not true loser. I'm a fucking bitter you loser. Oh fuck your mother, you fucking asshole. I'm not bitter. I'm not bitter.

I always talk like this. Fuck you. I love you, mom. Fuck off. This is, this is more of an old being pissed off. God, I'm so fucking pissed. I used to love, love, love radio. I couldn't get enough of it. I fucking hate it with every muscle of my being. They fired, Bull, this is, this is not school, listen to the audio. Okay, if somebody offered him a job today, he'd take it.

I can't. That's so funny. Karen, damn to you. Next, next, Opie radio. So we're moving to Sacramento. We're really excited about the move by family. Can't wait for our new surroundings. I'm the, I'm the midday guy and the morning guy and the squat,

squat, FM and Duluth. They really need somebody to tell people to wear masks out there. I'm also the play by play guy for the Monulek baseball team and on the music director. Oh, that's the thing that is fucking crazy about all of this. Not only did this guy who's been in radio for decades, lose his job because the fucking sidekick compared fucking toast to skin color. But he also lost his gigs with the Buffalo Sabers. He was the PA announcer for the Buffalo Sabers. He was a big part of UB for their sports,

their D1 school in Buffalo, and he lost all of those gigs. So everything else he was doing, he lost all of his jobs. He's not the guy that was saying- He's not the guy that said it! And he lost all of his jobs. This is where we, this is insane.

I don't even know. How do we come back from this? How does somebody just go, okay, all this woke this is insane. I don't even know how do we come back from this How does somebody just go okay all this woke shit is over it? We're putting it on you right now. It's it's done And again worse it's gonna keep getting worse. I can promise it's gotta get worse. It's gotta It's that's where all this is heading it's insane You were in a room or someone said something about someone's race. you're fucking fired. That's so silly. By the way, what do you guys like for your toast? Yeah.

Oh my God, he's gonna have to do it. I'm like fucking Maryland, Maryland, Manson toast is what I'm like. Guys, you just plain white bread untosted. He's gonna have to do a pulse shear apology parade to get over this. It doesn't work. That shit doesn't work. It makes it worse. Never apologize. That's what I say. So somebody especially when you didn't do anything wrong. Yeah, especially when you do anything wrong. That's when you actually double down to say, no fuck you. Yeah, you do not apologize.

Yeah, bulls is be saying fuck you and Pulse here. Never should have apologized. You didn't do it. She's wrong. What a fucking music cock. I'm sorry to bring it up. You know, I love it. Do not fucking listen to Carl. Absolutely. All right. So somebody again is triggering OP in the chat on Facebook live. Eric, you familiar with the term hole when it comes to radio shows? I am. I hate it. I hate that term. But yes, I know. I'm familiar sure if I'm gonna be able to survive. Eric, you're familiar with the term whole when it comes to radio shows? I am, I hate it, I hate that term, but yes. I know, I'm familiar with it. Drew Lane said the same thing.

He's not a fan of it, but what this means, because, well, if you want to know where it is, they go back and listen to my episode 107 when I talk about it. What a whole refers to is usually on these radio shows, there's specific format where there's one woman and a couple of guys and the woman's there to keep the guys from getting too crazy oh guys oh that's not going there

crazy guys that's too far down we're going over that so somebody calls OP a hole which is always funny and I'll be responsible uh OP is a hole yeah okay that that's that's me yeah when there's thousands of examples online and meet just being fucking hilarious and great at what i do dumb jade diddy between antony and jimmy you were the whole

but what kind of responses that you can find me being funny on the internet how dare you say I was the worst way to react to that. I'm so far in the 100 minutes that we've been doing this today, that right there was a worse thing I've heard. That's the most embarrassing thing of all of this. Absolutely. Yep.

And I'm glad you said because that's going to come back later with something I have to share with you later on. And it's so disgusting to me. I hate it when people who have accomplished great things in this industry do something like that. Do you know how much of a cocksucker you look like when you say that? Holy shit.

I used to be in sales, which is not a fun gig. And when you're in sales, you're only as good as you are today. Yesterday fucking does not matter. What today. Yesterday fucking does not matter. What you did last year does not matter. You gotta keep proving yourself every fucking day. Yeah, it sucks. It does suck, but sorry, oh, that's the deal.

You're a whole. It looks higher. But the OP explain that he's really just one of the only funny people around. He tells this story about getting diarrhea when he was like 18. I wish I was making this up. It'd be funny if I was like pretending to open socks, because this would be a fun script. So all these talking about how he ate a sandwich with bad mayonnaise on it and he had the

shit-solid day. He really did. And this has been told many times, right? Of course. And then this is what he, this is what he tells people. Just imagine your faces when I just go down these, these, these very open roads. No one else is admitting they had the worst explosive diarrhea of their lives to the point where they were dry heaving from their butt because the Mayo turn. No, it's doing that for you. You're welcome. He thinks he's the only one doing that style of

comedy on the internet. Does he like break down every one of his stories with these self critiques like that? Is that right? What's that in the basic story? I'm pretty sure there's a whole podcast dedicated to poop stories. There is.

Also, Eric Andre is much fun. Does he not know people are doing this thing? Anyway, Opie finally admits to these socks because somebody goes out and he goes, you know what, Opie? You look at Jim Norton. You look at Anthony Cumia. You are the winner when it's all set and done. And even Opie's like, I don't know about that. H H shout out to Opie.

The only one of the old crew to not be some weird pervert worm or go down and controversy. The brother man always wins. I don't know if I won. I don't know if I won. My God. I'm live streaming for 167 people. I don't know if I won, sir, but thank you. I appreciate these sentiment, but I don't think I won. I enjoy myself, but I don't have really an audience anymore, and I don't really make a lot of mullah, but okay. That's amazing. 167 people. I'm open from the open amp of these. Honestly, I'm surprised it's that high. Yeah.

I thought I would fucking kill for that number All right, I'm not complaining. I'll give shit All right, so I Screwed up today. I'm admitting this again. I didn't pee right before we started like I Darly that was trying to get you know Eric set off and get things up. Yeah, yeah I'm gonna go on a quick pee break while I do that. Let's listen to it to a I call granny's food. Yeah Yeah

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I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I In the discord I have a feeling this guy's gonna get a lot of spins coming up. Is that Jim R. Malayne right there? Okay. He's gonna get out of his job at the coffee shop. I think I will check my analytics. He looks like Jim Thompson. A little bit.

Oh, look at that. Look at all these activity. You know, it's funny. You don't need your burnt toast voice. Eric and I were talking about this yesterday on his show. Yeah. When you first started a Patreon or something and it catches on really quickly. And then you're like, Oh, shit. If it keeps growing at this rate, I'm going to be a millionaire. This guy's going to look at his stance and be like I'm quitting all my jobs I'm now a musical artist. I want to say real quick I was on here's what I don't get which is a show hosted by my buddy tab and I did that last week check that out

that was a really fun episode we each come on and talk about something that doesn't make sense to us. And I talked about, this is a Medcux. Yeah, Medcux, right. And I talked about how there's so many very popular podcasts hosted by actors. And actors are not personalities, they're actors.

They need to be told what to say. Right. They're not creators. Right. So, anyway, that was a lot of fun. We talked about Flat Earth a bit, which is always good. And some other fucking topic that I, we talked about, what's the show that's on MTV non-Sap?

You'll know the answer to this. The challenge? Oh, ridiculousness. Ridiculousness. That was the other thing we talked about. Fuck, it shows sucks ass. At one one point I just started I started answering emails They're like girl. He's still there like oh of course totally paying attention if there's one person that is not funny It's Rob do you drink that guy?

The fucking worst. I've no idea how that show is then stop now carols check it No, I'm actually I'm actually looking at my phone, which is very unprofessional, I apologize. I wasn't tuning you out. I just kidding. It's because our friend Eric Zane is prepared a package here. Yeah.

He wants to talk about Chad Zubock. Yeah. All right. And Eric's been going pretty hard after Zubock. And he's going hard in the paint. And Chad texted me this week. No way. About it. So I'm just getting that prepared so I can read it this week. No way about it.

So I'm just getting that prepared so I can read it when it's time to read it. Okay. I'm gonna hand over the reins. Go ahead. Where do you want to begin? What do you want to talk? This is exciting.

Carl, I appreciate that. And so yeah, oh man, look, you need to understand this. This is a focus on just the content, really. And also with, I'm trying to solve some mysteries as to what the hell, why things are the way they are. With chat, a little bit of background, I was introduced to chat on Carl's show in October.

Wait, was it October in November that you had him on? I think it was October. Yeah. We had him on October. We had him on October and November that you had him on? I think it was October. Yeah. Yeah. Cause then we had him back in November for a bonus show. Okay. I heard him there when you guys were reviewing the poly MF show, whatever the fuck it was. Yep.

And, uh, and I, okay, you know, he kind of, yeah, whatever. I, I didn't really, you know, I, I could like take, get or leave it. I didn't really have an opinion. Um, but I, I know it's his real strong personality. I noticed't really have an opinion, but I know it's a real strong person, Ali. I noticed that there was a couple of things that were bugging me about them and one of the things was the interruptions. I is hearing a lot of interrupting by chat. So that was kind of getting out of my nerves and then he was really going after this guy, this Benjamin Borenstein, whatever the fuck his name was really hard and he seems

super aggressive. So, okay. That was that. It was very personal. Yeah, it really was. He didn't really bring a lot to it, other than just saying, fuck you, fuck you. I'm skull fucking you. I hate you. I hate you. And then I noticed a pattern.

He's going after this guy. All right, great. But then he's going after everybody. So no matter who Carl brings up, he's fuck you. I hate him. I hate him. I hate Bert Kreischer. I hate fucking Mitch Faitel.

Chrissy Mayor. Yeah, right. And he's really going hard. Okay, that ends. Carl is on Chrissy mayor's show within a week for, and then I hear, I don't even know who she was either, okay? So then I'm introduced to her and I go, oh, well, she doesn't seem anything like that guy said. That guy was saying she's all these terrible things.

No, I'm not, I don't know everything, but I'm fucking old. And I'm like, this guy seems like an asshole and she doesn't. So what the fuck is up to that? Okay. That's all going on. And then, so I leave it alone, but then I'm paying attention to the guy and just listening to his podcast here and there. And he comes out with the podcast recently,

it's most recent one on the Sit Down Zuma podcast. It's just titled, Kant at the Capitol. And I don't know what it is. So I do. Okay. This is all about that because I wasn't going to, I mean, I don't have a platform. I wasn't going to go and break it down. But as it stands on my show, I found out that Carl mentioned me. So I brought that up. And then he was on with zoom mock. Carl was. So I attacked zoom mock, sent it to Carl. Carl played me. So I brought that up and then he was on with Zuma. Carl was. So I attacked Zuma. Senate to Carl. Carl played it. Chad heard it. He reaches out to me. We start bitching back and forth. Okay. So it's on a little fucking war back and forth back and forth. I hire him on

cameo. He gets pissed off. He won't do the cameo. I'm going to back you up real quick because this is pretty funny. What happened was I'm not upset this on the show. So Io. I'm gonna back you up real quick because this is pretty funny. What happened was, I'm gonna set this on the show so I apologize if I'm repeating myself. But Eric Zane, I think in a reply to one of my tweets, said something about fuck that Zuma guy, what's his problem? Yes, that's it was. That's it was. And goes, hey man, you can't fucking tag me

in your tweet like being a tough guy. You know? So then Eric replies with, I'll fucking tag you all day or something. That being a tough guy, you know? You know, so then, so then Eric replies with, oh, fucking tag you all day or some bad said, you know, some tough guy talk. And then, I then zoom out, blocked him. You can't say, dude, fucking tag me, it all gets me outside.

And then also say, I want nothing to do with this. It's a serious, yeah. So he got sick and tired of me bugging him. Yeah, all right. So then he comes out with content at the Capitol. And I said, Carl, you got to check this out. Carl checks it out. And then the idea is floated about me discussing all of this

here right now. So this is that moment. OK. Great. Now, on Carl's show, first of all, he focused, if you could play Carl, or cut one, Zumaq one. This is something he parked on quite a bit on Carl's show, please. They're all the same. They're narcissists. They're like they have narcissists. The personality disorder. They think they're bigger than life. He's

a narcissist. It's called narcissists. It's a personality disorder. OPs and narcissists. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Just put a pin in that. We're gonna come back to it. Favorite word. Yes, zoom act to this is some this was driving Carl crazy and everybody else to it's the interrupt super cut which leads to my favorite type of Carl frustrated Carl please play zoom act to and I listen to the very he hates his given name. He hates it by the way, not the interrupt on potential

revenue stream. Carl, before you go into this clip. Yeah, I'm gonna read a quick comments from Jim Norton's book in Before you jump into that guy say something. Yeah, please he decided to retire from radio and Carl by the way I was I was up for his job in Chicago too. He goes on To real quick finding him by the way, you have C cards all major sports and more He's like Chrissy mayor show God, by the way Chrissy mayor is winning by the way not that good. It's pretty good. Hold on

Let me get to my fucking point. Can you yes? I have a second That's an amazing super cut That really sucks up the show car Carl, Carl said, hold on. We gonna make my fucking point. We gonna jump in my hand, Reed. My God, all the major sports. Yeah, but Carl, this poly guy.

I remember, I remember I was in the shower and I fist pumped when you did that. I went, mother fuck it, yes, Carl, give it to him. Oh, okay. Then there' yes, Carl, give it to him. Okay. Then there's cut, Zumaak 3. This is the introduction to my life of Chrissy Mayer. This is when I found out about her right here with this. I'm telling you right now, Chrissy Mayer is a cont.

She's not a good stand up, but she doesn't care how she gets there. She wants to be fit in her husband or brother or whatever the fucking situation is with her. Frank, they want to position her to be famous, but it's over. It's done. Okay. First of all, it's not. Second of all, who doesn't want to fucking be famous in that industry? What the fuck are you doing? Who, I mean, what the fuck are you doing it to be not famous? Since it's a stupid take. First of all, now that you say that, that's a really good point. I should have sent something at the time. Like, well, it's a stupid take first of all now that you say that that's a really good point I should have sent something at the time like well. She's a standup comedian. She's doing all she can right Yeah, she

Way to get a show on compound media. She's doing her other show She's trying to get on bigger comedy show standup shows like that's not everyone's right bird crazier's not dead funny But he's everywhere while Chad's got a pity that bird Okay, that's good. I'm glad you say that too, because let's go. Let's move on. Okay, after that, he then the Bert comes up and Chad, he starts off on a rant. So zoom out, Bert, one, please. Yeah, I'm not a big Bert fan. You're a fucking bitch. You're terrible comic. You're not good. You're marketing. It's all marketing. Sure, it all drinks blah, blah, blah, it's marketing, marketing. You wake up every morning going, oh, how do I market this?

How do I market this? That's it, that's your life. Okay, perfect. So you're thinking, well, these two hate each other. Holy shit, a little bit more of that. Zuma, Bert, too, please. He's a fucking narcissist who wants to be famous. That's all he wants to be.

It's not a comedy. He doesn't care about the comedy vehicle to get you there. He pretends he does, but he doesn't. Yeah, fuck him. He's a con. Okay, now, I want you to know I'm going somewhere with this. I understand. And I've, I've got a twist that you don't even know about. I'm giving you space, Eric. You do your thing. Holy, get out of the fucking way. Because here we come. All right, Zumaak, bird three. He is describing a specific time. The last time he was with, uh, bird, when Chad was with bird in Nashville, Tennessee in 2018. Like I'm trying to party with you and you're not party and we're in Nashville.

We're in fucking Nashville with the staff and he's looking at his phone. I'm like, let's do some shots. Let's party. It's all marketing. It's all bullshit. Okay. Here's where it's going to get really bad for Chad. One month later on the sit down Zumaq podcast in November, he apparently had been having some issues. I don't know anything about it legally. So he was very despondent and sad. He's talking in this podcast and he's going to play his interview he did when he interviewed Bert Kreischer when they were in the car, leaving this exact same Nashville event that he just mentioned.

Okay. Yeah. Zumaak Burt IV. This is again, one month later, after he's murdered Burt on Carl's podcast. This is what he says about Burt. It was the last road gig I did with Burt Kreyscher. We were literally in a car driving from Nashville,

and I asked, let's podcast. He's like, yeah, let's do it. And we talked for like an hour and a half, and it was a good night. I remember the ride back, we had two beers in the back and okay. What and it was a shitty or was it great because he seems to make it sound like it was fantastic when he was in the car ride with them. All right. They had two beers. Wow. Okay, but I mean, this is just where he's killing the guy. They share two beers. They share. All right.

Zumaak, Bert five more. He's looking back at his great time with his with his buddy, Bert Kreischer. You know, it's sad. I really love the guy. I looked up to him and I considered him a friend. We had a fallout. It is what it is. Life goes on. People move on. I have no ill will.

I miss them. No ill will. No, it's got a cunts. This is one month later. Okay. Now this is why this is our after W 18. Yes, after one month after. Okay. No, what would what would it sound like? What would it sound like? Zumaq Bert six. If sad Chad and mad Chad got together to talk about Bert Kreischer.

I'm excited. All right. Here we go. Yeah, I'm not a big burfan. I really love the guy. I looked up to him and I considered him a friend. You're a fucking bitch. You know, I have no ill will. You're a terrible comic. You're not good. You're marketing.

I miss him. He's a fucking Narcissus who wants to be famous. That's all he wants to be I wish I could call him and say what's up? Fuck him. He's a cut. I'm raining on your parade about the machine. Lays and gentlemen the machine. I hope he's doing well Trisha done. I don't think he'll be listening, but if he is I hope you and the family are well. I know you are. Welcome. He's a con. God bless you, Bert. Bert, this is back with me and Bert. We're just friends. Oh, wow. Holy fuck.

This, this is all genuous as the word I'm thinking. Hypocrite. Yeah. Oh, that's, that is ugly. That is ugly. Bert, crazier is a person that has no will, will. Oh, well, I just, I mean, I don't understand how he, I mean, it all comes together like that in that weird way.

I don't understand how he, is he forgetting that he said those things on Carl's show? I mean, I've never brought this up. I've never brought this up on the show, but I feel like it's important to say right now because it's so relevant to what we're talking about. And Chad, we're good, I hope, maybe not after this, but one of the things that kind of separated their relationship is, Bert Kreischer did that interview with Adam Sandler

that went horrible. He didn't know the names of Adam Sandler's movies. He was fanboying out. He embarrassed himself in front of Adam Sandler. Okay, his friends have all goofed on him for this. Okay. Chad Zumak went, tried to go on his alt account and his sock account on Twitter

and text at or tweet at Chad and saying, dude, did you see Bert? He fucked up. He's such a loser. I don't know what he said exactly. But he was doing it from the wrong account. He was doing it from his account, but at tagging him. Oh. Oh. And Bert brought this up on two bears one cave. He goes he's he's talking to

What's the other guy's cigarette time cigarette? Yeah, he's talking to Tom and he goes time you see this You know a guy that we both know you see this you see what he fucking dead He's trying to he's trying to pretend that like people are tweeting at him of a high-suck pretend that like people are tweeting at him about how I saw it. And they never brought up Chad's name, but they were talking about Chad. That's great. And so it's one of these things where Chad's own worst enemy. And every single thing that happens where he's mother fucking Chrissy mayor, who's, well, listen, Chrissy mayor, I had my beef with her too,

but she's doing very well for herself. Yeah. Look, you know, I don't, I, this is all about his performance. I don't give a shit about anything. Okay. We're not bringing in the legal rule. We're not, I don't, I don't, I don't give a shit about any of that. But I don't care. This is my point. Chad Zumaq is so worried about all of this shit. But you know what he's not worried about enough? Chad Zumaq. Right. Do, write a joke, you dumb motherfucker. Why are you so worried about all of these people? There's a lot of energy, a lot of energy towards hating other people who are more successful

and not as much energy as to like creating some of the people would enjoy. Yeah, just shut up. This guy has had some, I can tell just by listening to him, he's got a serious confidence issue and I'm not, I'm not even being a cock here. I wouldn't be surprised if there's something with substance abuse that is haunting him. And the reason why I bring that up is because I am, I'm that guy. So I'm like, mother fucker. You have got to fucking get your priorities straight quick. So he hangs out with this fucking bunch of misfits. I don't even know the, what, I know the one named Kevin Brennan,

who he seems like a jackass too. And all these fucking dummies get together and they sit there and they bag on mayor. That's their thing. So, and it's like, it's like they're in a fraternity, but it's the fraternity that's all weird, like really in the rape and shit like that.

Okay, these are, these are weird fucking people. Let me just say that. Okay. So this podcast comes up called Content the Capital. And it's just 21 minutes and it's really fucking weird because he's just walking around with his handheld device. You can hear his feet, footfalls on the gravel.

You can hear cars going by people honking their horn. And he's just kind of like, he's format. Yes, and he's, and he's, he's out of shape. He's winded and he can only get about three words out before he has to take a huge breath. So he's going, so Chrissy, Mayor is a fucking cunt. Fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking cunt. And he's going on, but he does before he gets to that. Okay.

He starts out, Zuma, it says C at C one, he's talking about his Patreon. Now, if you're going to sell your fucking Patreon, you better damn well, be ready to tell them what they're going to get for the Patreon. So sure, you put a price tag on it. Here's where you get boom, boom, boom. That doesn't happen. Instead, he has a different approach for trying to get people to sign up for Patreon. Carl, please. Just to give you an update on Patreon, Tim Dylan is making $110,000 a month on Patreon, $110,000. So, would that be instead? Could you please, please sign up for as little as $3 to mine. Please.

This annoyed the shot at me because one thing has nothing to do with the other. And by the way, Tim Dillon's out up to 120. I just looked today. I could not have spoken about that. That's for Tim Dillon. He doesn't make any sense. Good for Tim Dillon is a fucking hilarious guy who puts out a bonus episode every single week and they're always entertaining and fun.

And this guy goes, this guy's making us money on Patreon. Why would I make that much money on Patreon? Because you're not funny, you're not as funny as they're doing. Right. If that's your rationale to try and get people to buy into what you're doing, well, then you've made a huge mistake. Dylan, obviously, fucking works at it. You should be too.

I couldn't believe, so I listened to this whole episode that we're playing from right now. And that part really pissed me off. I couldn't believe that thought process is loser-think. Scott Adams has a book about this, loser-think. that part really pissed me off. I couldn't believe that thought process is loser think. Scott Adams has a book about this, loser think. It's a dude, one thing has nothing to do with the other, just focus on what you're doing. Don't worry about what Tim Dylan's doing.

Don't worry about it. Or if you're like me, enjoy it, play Cliffs of it on your show, and promote it and tell people like, you check out Tim Dylan, he's really funny. Yeah. Same thing for cut two, more of that style. $3.

That's all it is. $3.12. Of course. A Bud Light at Happy Hour. It's more expensive to get a coffee at Starbucks than my Patriot once a month. So please do it. If you can, if you have the means, and fuck yeah, you have

the means, you just got stimulus check, baby. Come on, baby, 1400. Hook up the Z man. Begging for money. Bada coffee. You're gonna go coffee time with me. Jamal. Okay. Now this is the, this is the worst of it right here in my opinion. Okay. Hold on a second. Because you said that you said begging for money. That's similar to what a homeless person, when they're putting together their reason why you should give them money.

That's literally what they say. You got money. Give me that money. Right. Why can't you give me some of the money that you have? You have money. I have no money. Give me some of your money.

Yeah. Why? Why would I do that? Podcast. It's a terrible end handling. It's not going to get you money. Oh, all right. I'm sorry. Early on the episode, he talked about, hey, I don't have any time.

I need an assistant. And he's like, so this episode was basically him begging. And then he talked about how he can't get his computer to work because he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. And then this is all happened. And then he talks about, hey can't get his computer to work because he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. And then this is all happened. And then he talks about, Hey, who wants to join my podcast? Hit me up and you can be my producer slash sidekick. You know, I know it sounds tempting, right?

And I'm working out for him. So you have a sidekick. And it's like, Chad, if you would stop doing all, wasting all this time, there's no reason why you can't do for podcasts a day on your own. I'm talking to you directly. If you could waste in your fucking time and spend in your wheels, you might have a shot at this. But no, no.

Well, I know. And instead of saying, hey, my Patreon is cheap, join it. Why aren't you giving people a reason to join it? You're not saying what you're gonna get for your $3. No, he's just being pathetic. Yeah, yeah. Instead, he's going by that pathetic angle,

like, look at poor me, I need money. Yeah. It's like, that's not a good way to sell anything. Right, Carl, Carl was talking about like the crossover thing and the content that's on the Patreon, not even how much he wants for it. He's telling you the reasons to join it. Not how much it costs to join it.

Which is why I'm the 234th most popular, and this is real. 234th most popular podcast on Patreon, Andy, that's why. That's, I'm joking. That's very good. That's exactly what I'm doing. There's gotta be a lot of Patreon. How many Patreon accounts are there? Uh, tons of thousands, but what is he?

Who's counting? Who's counting? You know, and I still don't know what actually is Honest Patreon, he does a poor job of explaining to me in a concise fashion what exactly people are paying you got three bucks Give me some money Somebody what are you gonna do with three bucks better than yourself come on Do a super chat to humiliate stuttering John before I'll join that patreon

That's a good point Guys guys this clip is the one that reminded me of OP that I referenced earlier. And it goes back to what I said, put a pin in the whole narcissist thing. Now, I'm looking it up right now because he talked a lot about people being narcissists, all these other comics are narcissistic, according to chat. A narcissist is defined as a person who has an excessive interest in or in admiration of themselves. Right. Cut number three, please. You know, people say I'm not funny, but here's the fact of the matter is, I know I am hilarious.

I just recorded a special or I got seven applause breaks. I've got a standing ovation before I made a guy spit water out of his fucking mouth in the front row a couple weeks ago. I just filed my taxes for being funny. I've been doing that for years So I'm funny when I got arrested and you guys try to dox me and cancel me I kept working because I'm funny. It's undeniable. It's undeniable That's I can't even laugh at that. No, it's not a good look. Sounds like it's

It's unfortunate. It really is I like clip on my board where all these all these like, oh, you think I'm a whole search on the internet. Not a few hours. You'll see a funny bit that I did. I stopped at a homeless guy's cake. You don't think I'm funny? Oh, fuck.

My God. Oh, no. So this all kind of, it's so embarrassing. It's still up. Did he delete this? Yeah, it's still there. It is still there. And okay, so this is all 20 to a body. He did this whole fucking thing to kind of put a spotlight on this content, the Capitol,

which is a fake documentary made by whoever these guys are. I don't even know. I don't even want to say because I'm not even sure who it is, but he had something to do with it, but he's playing Koeh in acting like he didn't have anything to do with it. And then this all comes up because there was a beef between these two. And I still am not really clear how or why the beef happened. I can only say what I've heard on these podcasts and what I can assume is he's insanely jealous of her. And that is what started the beef. Okay. I just, that's just my gut. I don't know anything. It's just the way it reads to me. Right so

In this he is Giving advice to Chrissy mayor who again if I'm looking at her fucking website right now She her she's tons of appearances all over the place in fact She's gonna be at side splitters in Tampa where this fucking idiot is on May 2nd doing her show and she's all I mean she's got tons of comedy appearances. And I look at Chad's on his tour. He has dates from 2019 on there. That's his, that's his most recent fucking date on his own fucking website. Oh, no. So it's, it's horrible. He's, it's a terrible look. He's giving her a hard time and giving her advice

in this, in this next clip. Get on stage and write. I'm helping you out, by the way. You think I'm attacking you? I'm actually giving you advice. This is what you need to do, right? And get on stage. It's that's some, okay. She's doing it. And, uh, and, and all of these clips, I've had to take the breaths out because I'm not kidding you. He's so winded because you can hear how choppy it sounds. He's like, oh, I do want to point something out. And I'm not team. I'm not trying to like pile on team Chrissy here, but I've been on her show a couple

of times. And I was on her show Monday afternoons, which is the Chrissy mayor podcast. And then she has to go and do the wet spot on compound after that. And she buys props and she comes up with bits and she has to go and do the wet spot on compound after that and she buys props and she comes up with bits and she has to coordinate the guests and do all this stuff and I Was a dick and rescheduled with her out of Monday because I'm at the fucking restaurant. Oh shit. It's gonna be like Chrissy There's fuck guys right now. Tid for tat. Yeah, whoops and so she I which I never do that. I fell so bad I've never tried to be that guy, but anyway.

And she, okay, I'm gonna go out there and grab this stuff now, cause I gotta do it for the wet spot later, and then let's reschedule this for this time. And she's coordinating her day and making it happen, like she's hustling as my point. Chrissy Mayer is putting in the work. You can't say she's not working hard.

And she's doing it with a smile on her face as people are motherfucking you're not stopping. If you watch the wet spot on compound media on Monday nights, the intro to her show is all these people motherfucking are including Chad Zubak from who are these podcasts, saying what a country is. Like she's leaning into it, she's embracing it. It's what everybody should do.

It's the reason why people like Chad and a Southern John fail at life, because they don't embrace it and lean into it. Anyway, sorry, I told you I would be the same. I know, absolutely, man. And I echo the same thing because again, my knowledge of this is only based on shows. I got my knowledge of Chad on your show, his show,

and the content of the Capitol episode. And I got my knowledge of her on her show when you were on there. And it just, I was, I got the impression she likes to work hard. I didn't get anything sideways about her. This fucking dummy is, he weighs so much time and energy trying to, for some reason, she really bugs him. And I mean, everybody bugs this fucking guy. It's like, dude, you have got to fucking relax. Yeah. That's some fucking jokes. You know, who the fuck hangs out with this guy?

This stupid son of a bitch. Somehow he's managed to get four gigs with Florentina and April. So I mean, he must have some, there must be something there that people like and, dude, more of that. I mean, seriously, little more of that, a little less of the cock suckery. And you'll be fine. But this is bullshit. I don't like the way he treats people. It's awful. By the way, Jim Forrantine, I happen to know because not only have I talked to him, but I have friends who are friends with them is the nicest guy in the world. Yeah, just FYI.

He's a sweetheart. I imagine. Yeah, I talked to him once or twice doing this over the years. And I had the same impression I got. Yeah, he's amazing. All right, we got another clip out here. You know, basically just wrapping it up at number five. He is talking about this documentary and what he says tells you that it's not at all funny. Go ahead. The title of the documentary is, I think it's called the Cunt at Capitol Hill or a Cunt at Capitol Hill, which is pretty funny. No, it's not.

That's not funny at all. There's nothing funny about that. Holy fuck. I mean, big deal. You say a nasty word, but that ain't funny and then finally on cut six he continues to give a lecture to mayor about the trouble she can get in because she's I still don't even know what the fuck happened between them but he did something he didn't like so that's cut six but because if you go you keep going on this road with

that shit you're gonna get documentaries like this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,'t bother her in any way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It did shouldn't. It was interesting watching it either. Like I, it was on our sub right. It was on our sub right. I clicked into it. There was like a zooming into our gums thing in the beginning. I'm like, I'm bored. Yeah. Yeah. They were there. That's the one thing. They think her smile looks hilarious or something. So they pick on her from that. But I guess all of the time and energy What are they? Yeah, they were, that's the one thing. They think her smile looks hilarious or something, so they pick on her from that. But I guess all of the time and energy that I was put into that,

just to kind of like, ripper a new one, I was like, I got what a huge waste of time and it wasn't funny at all. It is a huge waste of time. There's not a big audience of people that are interested in shitting on her.

It's just not. Listen, I disagree. I have a whole episode about shitting on her. It's a great episode, it's checking out, I think it's like 162 or something like that. But yeah, other than that, though, you're right. For sure. It's been done. So that's it. That's all I got.

That's all I got about Chad Zumaq. I would love to hear. I'm disappointed. He doesn't talk to me directly. So I'm curious just as to how this is going to go. Chad talking to himself. All right. So Chad Zuma.

Yeah, that was a good bit. Nice job. Chad Zuma sent me a text this week. He sent me, I don't know if this is email or something, some type of communication from you. Hi Chad. So I'm recording. Who are these podcasts on Saturday, April 10th with Carl and Andy.

I wanted you to know because I'm going to be talking about you for a portion of it. The episode will drop Sunday, April 11th. I'm confident you will not be pleased. Yes. And that's what I wrote. Chad says, Carl. That's his exact name.

Carl, hope I was well. Listen, I don't know this Eric Zane, dude. I don't care to know him. I blocked him on everything, but he keeps sending me messages like this. Just let him know He's barking down an empty hall. I'm not responding to anything he's trying to do here I don't have time or any interest whatsoever with this. I made a bad mistake with the Suthering John shit and I regret it I'm not gonna pretend to fight with this guy

I like I was regret is that he pretended to like stuttering John. That was a bad move. Right. That's not bad. That was a bad move. If I remember on the WATP Reddit, that is one of the things that stood out to them. I thought that was just one of the many, many things. We didn't even have to touch on that shit.

That's great. It didn't help him in anything away. So I responded to him like, yeah, you know, he's really trying to start a feud with you. And he says, uh, I don't have time. I don't have it in me to pretend when we were locked down with nothing to do, I, I probably could have pulled it off. So you missed this window by a few months. Oh, yeah, man. Oh, boy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Jeez, I'm, I'm out so much. I'm out so much. I've got a feeling he might have something to say after this. He might. He gets that's a thing. I honestly,

I don't think he I think he might not because I'm actually kind of hopeful. I'm actually kind of hopeful. I try to see the good and people because I fuck up all the time. I'm hopeful. He actually fucking takes it to heart and says I'm just gonna fucking reboot this whole thing because I'm just an idiot, I'm just an asshole. Go, let's see about that. Speaking of sticking up for Settler and John. Yeah, these transitions I do are just so flawless. I gotta get the PD in here to tell me how great I am. All right, I just have one quick clip from Stuttering John because I've been talking about John way too much.

Yeah. We went on about it when Vinny was on. We did the Cross-Oper episode. Vinny talked extensively about something. He was working on behind the scene. Suttering John, that's one. Yeah. That's a fun thing to talk about here. This. I talked about Suttering John with Drew and Mike this past week. If you subscribe to our Patreon, you get the mini bonus episodes. We talked extensively about Suttering John on there, but this clip just, I, my ears perked up when I heard this because Suthering John used to get legitimate gigs. Yep.

He's Suthering John from the tonight show and from the Howard Stern show. Yeah. And now he's getting booked to do a private party and he's bragging about it. And I just booked myself. I'm doing a roast for a party on Saturday night. So that should be fun.

They just reached out to me. So I'm doing that on Saturday. I love doing roasts. You know, I was the head rider of the Kreme Abdul Jabarros and I did. I didn't know. I've done the Howard Stern show roast would where I totally kicked ass. I've done plenty of roasts. I roast Randy Jackson from zebra.

I just did a roast with some attorneys. I love doing it. Wait a minute. There should be a lot of fun. Eric. I'm a loser. And did he say Andy Jackson from zebra? He said Randy Jackson from Zebra.

Randy Jackson. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. I know. He's a Andy Jackson, the one from Journey, who's also on American. I know, American Idol. Now he's on that show, named that tune, can't be. Can't be.

Do you know, Eric? Well, there is a band called Zebra. It's an old school hair band. Right. And so I'm trying to. Yeah, it's Randy Jackson from the I'm looking at it right now It's some dude in the band zebra that is you you don't say oh yeah, man. I uh I'm roasted Randy Jackson you know from zebra What the fuck? I never heard of that's insane. Oh my god

Well, oh the other funny thing in that clip is he goes, I'm amazing at roasting. I did that Howard Stern roast. That's on the internet. He bombed. Yes. So famously on that roast. Go watch it.

No one left it a single thing he did. He was all over the place. He was nervous. He was sweaty. He was trying to do prop comedy. That's that whole brag. That whole brag thing. Yeah, I'm funny. I'm not a whole. I'm a great roaster. Oh, I'm in 234th on Patreon. I'm a stupid bra. Thanks to people, though. It's so fun to talk with them, though. I did, I tried like a slow burn bit with him where I changed my profile picture on YouTube to sell volcano

Cell volcano. Yeah, and I changed my name to Saul volcano and tried and I was like hey rake some bits for us and Call our production office and I put the watt pfo number in there. Oh Reaction on it. That's why Andy's the goat man. This guy goes above and beyond So that is the keynote. God, that is perfect. He wouldn't know who that is, though. What? I was hoping he would. Maybe he would. He's so busy looking at the chat, though. It's interesting to watch him react to those things. That's why I thought maybe he would do some out of now. Tried something different. Oh, right.

One more thing. I call different. Oh, right. One more thing, I call, I'm always amazed. Sorry, I didn't mean to chat, Zuma can interrupt you there. I'm always amazed at how he keeps going because of the fucking every week these haymakers come right at him. And he seems to, I mean,

he doesn't necessarily shrug it off, but I would throw myself out of a fucking window. He he he he. Well, we don't have a bit about Erxane every week on this show. Oh shit, man. I go, fuck. It's probably a good thing. What the fuck did we talk about today? We talked about Black Trick Michael, our new friend, Jemar Jones, which this will not

be the last greatest. This will not be the last time we talk about Jemar Jones. We talked about the dick masters in weight loss challenge fat. Dick. Show. Please represent who are these podcasts and lose some fucking weight people to it. We sang about press house coffee. Kevin sang in his pop voice. Cringer the week from Ryan Worsah, the best podcast. Opie is very upset that Boll was fired and he also wants to put their mask on. Chad Zuma thinks people are narcissists and Stuttering John loves doing roles.

You know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The T-Rex, we actually like the T-Rex. The T-Rex, we actually like the T-Rex. The T-Rex, we actually like the T-Rex. That's it. You familiar with this part of the show, Eric? I sure am. Did you want to explain it to people? Well, this is Carl Audi. This is when you play a clip from next week's show

of the show that you're going to be reviewing. I don't know what it is, but I'm sure a lot of people are looking forward to it. I can't wait to find out. It's everybody's favorite part of the show because endless possibilities. We have no idea what this is gonna be until right now. ["Ride All About It!" by The The The We're in Florida. Read all about it. That's it. Wow. All right. You woke me up. This is a show called Sunday Papers featuring Greg Fitzsimmons Fitzdog and Mike Gibbons. This is a recommendation from Kroge who will also be on the show at the next week and will also have Brent Hattley. Another special guest is gonna drop by you.

Do this Brent Hattley thing. This could go a lot of different directions. But he's pissed about Manson is what he told me so. I hatly thing. I this could go a lot of different directions, but he's pissed about Manson is what he told me. So I don't know. We'll see. I should be a lot of fun. I'm looking forward to it. Eric Zane from the Eric Zane show people. Check out Eric. Where can they find you? Uh, easiest way, Carl is Eric Zane show.com. Everything is all there. Or wherever you download podcasts, Eric Z exchange show podcast and air exchange puts out a show five days a week also on patreon and you can send a for additional

bonus content. Yes sir that is correct thank you. I think that this was a fantastic whtp debut Eric and I hope that you know you won't be a stranger. Oh, I would love to come back. Carl, it was a real pleasure. I really enjoyed the all of it. It was a lot of fun. Awesome. Well, we appreciate you coming on Andy. Thank you for coming on.

You got it. Anything you want to promote? Yeah, I'll be sitting out mixed McDonald's telling people to pull their masks off. Okay. Did you see Andy in front of McDonald's? Make sure you got your mask on or you will get yelled at. Holy fuck. Please join us again next week.

It might be the episode where you find out once it for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well everypony. Starting in the must-vis of morning radio. And now the show is closed right now. Hmm. Good show. Good job, everybody. Good job, everyone. Radio These cold Hmm

Good job, everyone Oh Shit Fucking Cares fucking things suck Thanks a lot Carl! That's good road. Monster me! I, you know, who are these?

Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Subredd news. Earl of Turd Shire writes, I like D&D, but listening to a bunch of other nerds play was insufferable. Red news. Liz and Argus says, I didn't hate you, Kevin. The Asmatic Cobra Commander voicemail reminded me that things could be so much worse.

Tinseltown Times agrees. Fobbush Kevin can return anytime. Reality stimulator posts. As a D&D player, Carl's reaction to the rules is hilarious. Are they just making this shit up? No, they're not. It's really that fucking nerdy.

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He fucked us. Herman Manley points out, for someone who is part of an instrumental dress-up gimmick band named after a football team on the Simpsons, Carl sure likes to act like he's below D&D rope layers on the nerd scale. Go Toe Psydmitts! Good point. Baby Butter's rights.

There's only two reasons one would choose to shave their asshole. One is for filming porn, and the other is for rim jobs. Carl is shooting porn or getting his little ass eaten out. Or perhaps both. TMI, man. TMI fucking I. MBV fan, Carl, you sadistic bastard. I was still recovering from that bonus episode that had Tom Myers in it. Meiner Jimmy Keenan says, love to hear a good Jeff Heisen mention on the show, that old creatinus motherfucker

is almost as bad as Tommy Myers. And gangrenously plays us out with, Tom Myers is funny. That's it. That's the joke. We will reveal, reveal, reveal... With Vic. W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w No, but I assume he's really fucking annoying. Yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, that's great.

Mick, were you just popped in at the fucking right in the nick of time today? That was well done. Well, well timed on your part. I know. It's really impressive. I got nice and drunk and made it just in time to hear Eric Zane's awful fucking voice for the first time ever. Vic, when do you start drinking on Saturdays because you're the central timezone? Oh dude like fucking 9 a.m. What are you talking about?

The Navy will do that to you. Bearyos. Andy has experience with us apparently. Vic, do you have any reviews that you can read for us? I do. I just pulled it up like two minutes ago. Beautiful. A cold, and this one drug-vik, as always good. This one is meh. Good sense of humor about being made fun of by Nick Mullen. No, I already read that one. Yeah, that's a little weak. Just kidding. This one's by Tony Gibrote. Are you a boner guy?

I don't understand what's wrong with recording a podcast in the middle of a busy restaurant. That's funny. That's a five star. Absolutely. This one is haters one star. 4.1 rounded to five. Wait, what? I don't know. I can't tell you. Okay. He seems reparded, but it is a five star. No, right? Thanks. Thanks for the five stars. It's the man. It looks like we have. You have no other views because you're not popular anymore.

Damn it. Not even one star. Don't say that in front of my front air. I guess if you're only going to get a couple, at least there are five stars. Oh, fuck. This one actually is a new one star. It was written on the second

of April. Okay. A privilege. This show is very sad, especially the main guy. He's one, he is a one to be shock jock and has no talent. I wish I had two extra hands like it. Give this show. Pour thumbs down. What a waste of time and bandwidth. Yeah. Vic, aren't you getting any more like responses on your phone number now that you're showing your ass and Patreon? That's a good question. What's going on with your phone? Honestly, not that many.

I've been told that I have a good ass. Nice. This one guy said, I never wanted to fuck a cow. So bad in my life, laughing face emoji, tongue out emoji. Yeah. Great ass, Vic. I'll be spanking to that ass. That's, um, I got a, I got a picture of a talkie truck, like a semi, and he said,

rate my ride. I don't know what that's about. Was that you, Andy? Was that you? Cause you asked her. Did you get my picture of a triad? I don't know what the fuck she's talking about. I just said the pictures. I'm just a little bit more about the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the

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story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of this, this burrato with anything less than a 10 gallon stetson. You better believe this cow poop will have you a hootin and hollering all of all night after some rowdy drinking down at the old watering hole. I'll make sure to saddle you up real nice. Wow. A lot of words, a lot of words sexy red neck talk. I just, I'm talking long messages like that. I don't understand. Yeah.

Carl is just like who this you up? Right. I'm gonna research on that. I'm done. So this is interesting. Vic went from the little boy who called in saying fuck you Carl to like the sex symbol. Oh, who are these bad guys? Right? Very impressive story arc, Vic. It sounds like you have a lot of pedophiles who watch this show. Hmm, I don't judge. I can't wait to see what your third act is. I don't know why, but I always feel intimidated when she's talking. I can't say shit.

I know. I'm always about me. I'm always afraid that I'm going to say something and she's going to tell me what she is. She's going to tell me to shut the fuck up or something. Very, very, very daunting to me. Vic makes all of us nervous, Eric. Don't feel bad at all. Shit.

My God. I'm going to be a little bit more something Very very very daunting to me. Vic makes all of us nervous Eric. Don't feel bad at all shit My god, let's blow through some voicemail starting with our friend crippled Jesus. Oh, I gotta make an announcement This fucking Michigan gig. Yeah, that was very strong. I was So I reach out to a venue there. Yeah. And they very quickly got back to me. This is a venue that holds 300 people, perfect venue for us in a suburb of Detroit. And they say, well, based on the current laws of Michigan, we're allowed to have 28 people inside of our establishment

to watch your show. I was like, oh, that's not worth it. That's not even close to worth it. These things too. These things change very quickly though. I, since I live there, you know, it's, I don't know if it will, but because the shit is hitting the fan here again. I know. And it's, it's not good. I know. And that's the thing I was messaging with Drew about it this morning I can't make all these plans and get airfare and Hotels and figure all this shit out when I don't even know if it's possible, right?

So I'm thinking I got a push Detroit out a little bit. Yeah, and maybe do we haven't made any promises No, I think you got it maybe do Florida or LA. Well, I'm piece of shit Florida is the move you think so I mean I hate it maybe to Florida or LA. Well, LA is a piece of shit for me. Florida is the move. You think so? I mean, I hate to tell everyone in Detroit, but. Well, we'll get to Detroit. Yeah, we will. I do want to go to Detroit, but Michigan's just a disaster.

Like you said, it leads to the country right now in COVID cases. Yeah, it's a mess. And your friend, thanks a lot, crippled Jesus. Your friend, Grouchon Whitmer, is explaining that it's because they did such a good job at the beginning of COVID. She's thinking credit for the fact that they have the most COVID cases in the country. Well, that makes sense. No, it doesn't.

No, it doesn't. Explain it to you. We shot him wrong again. Second wave. This is what she's saying, Carl, is that all those people remain healthy. So with this variant so much more contagious, there's so many more people to get sick. It's very simple. So Eric doesn't that prove that shutting everything down the first place was a mistake because everyone just

got sick anyway. And you ruined people's lives over it. It does see a little bit. I don't want to argue there. He's bound past the way he'd come. I'm a green with you. I can't argue with you. No, no, no. It's okay. I actually agree with you on that.

It's kind of like six to one half does another. You know? Well, that's the thing. That's the thing that everyone's fucking ignoring it. It's pissing me off. It's like, well, we have to have lockdowns because everyone's got COVID. There's no lockdowns in Florida.

Months ago, everyone was supposed to be dead in Florida. It hasn't happened. So as it possible that lockdowns are worse in New York State when they got the data back, governor Cuomo, because I watched his stupid press covers every fucking day, comes out and he goes, we were shocked to find out that 70% of the cases came from people who were just staying at home.

You were shocked. Well, then fucking it shots the policy, you idiots. People are getting sick by staying at home I let him go out and go see wntb. Well, they want to go to the fucking magic bag. I do what I do on it I'm a live show to work out. I never do this, but I'm walking off the show. I really do have somewhere to be Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm sorry. I guess that's that's that's my favorite Carl fucking yelling Carl frustrated Carl's my favorite fucking call. We're gonna go into political rant territory. You're gonna fuck it out of here. I'm fair enough. I did want to point out though when Chad Zumak was saying he couldn't learn the new software to edit his podcast. Yeah. And I was just thinking about how Andy's a truck driver and he learned how to use editing software to

edit the clips that he sends me for the show like it's not that difficult. I'm trying a little harder. I'm gonna figure it out. Cut and paste. Love you guys. Thanks Andy. See you. If I am, do you enjoyed my ass?

Alright. What was I saying? crippled Jesus call? Crippled Jesus got it. Hey caro, Carl and CJ and the holy shit man, I am the biggest fan of Patrick Michael. He is the greatest podcast host ever. Grace because the fucking with the soundboard over him talking and it was fucking hilarious man. I love Patrick Michael and he's funny and then everyone I get money to do podcasts so please please make him like a feature to bet and really I could listen to him every week.

The last of my life, he is so great. You know why I'm going to get some Arby's and then down. All right, CJ, I totally agree with you. Patrick, my answer is who I didn't do a Patrick Michael segment this week is because Jermar Jones got to stole his thunder. But, but when you, when you, when you brought up Jamar Jones last week, one thing I noticed when you were doing the tease, you said, I don't know, I've got a funny feeling about this. And I wasn't sure what you meant by that.

And after listening to the guys and I bet you're Carl's thinking this is going to be a recurring thing. I really do feel that way because this guy is at least a double threat if not a triple threat. His music is amazing. His podcast is ponderous for lack of a better term. There's that word. There's that word. I know. I'm not supposed to use it anymore, but as the great Casey Casey once said ponderous fucking ponderous. Alright. Boomer guy called in. So start fast forwarding now. Hey Carl. Hey, your man Boomer guy, your favorite guy. Hey, man, I was just listening to I guess last week's episode and

fucking, I'm hearing like, who is this? This voice girl, a voice male girl thing. It's a Casey, I guess. And it do. Has she had like the personality of a fucking like way piece of cardboard. She's like semi-stiff, but kind of like slops over if you provoke it. This is, she has nothing really to say. And then I mean, you know, she has Cowan Chicken as her fucking intro music. Why? Who gives a fuck about Cowan Chicken? You know,

how's that related to the fucking, you know, someone's someone's not on page around come on boomer guy keep on trying to try to hard yeah i should like or whatever like fuck her okay fuck her entirely just get rid of her hire me on the best boys mail girl and all uh... works for pretty cheap man you got it anyways pay and all of the work is pretty cheap, man. You got it. Anyways, hey, through that question to you, Casey,

I actually do want to become a soil scientist or something like that. I work for the agricultural extension thing. What kind of degrees require for it? Is it general, like, as a specialist in science and anything better? And is it actually good enough pay, you know, like the lowest all over goes, like,

down to 70, but I mean, like, if it makes more money, anyway, go fuck yourself, love you Carl. You know, you need to call me back from time. You never call. You never write, you know, a fuck you Andy. I wanna make sweet love for you and fuck everybody. All right.

All right. Well, as Casey's representative, I can actually answer this. I want to I want to make sweet love for you and fuck everybody Well as Casey's representative I can actually answer this please do Let me like let me just channel her real quick. Hi Hi my guy boner guy whoever I Mean all you have to do is like, I just ate dirt a lot as a child and personally, I just get paid by eating the worms in the dirt. So it's actually a really good career choice and I urge you to do it.

There you go. I think that's exactly what Casey would have said. All right, this next one's for you, Vic. Hey, uh, Carl, yeah, I think I've come to the conclusion that I'd like to have sex with Vic. All right. You've been really this message to her. That'd be great. Because I'm too afraid to talk to women. Call me back. Wow. See, Vick, you intimidate everybody. Eric Zane, this guy wants to fuck you.

I actually, I'm going to intimidate a lot of people I get erect with in my schoolhouse as well. For some reason. Let me ask you this, Vick, and I'm asking you seriously. How do you feel knowing that there's a bunch of people who want to fuck you now? How does that make you feel? I already fucked one of your fans. That's true. So it's fine. It's all right. Cool. I'll take it as a flex. I like it. That's the only way to do it.

Hey, Carl, I just want to thank you for having a stable podcast. Literally all my podcasts are like that I listened to are in shambles and that's the eating with each other right now. So I'm just glad that you know, you're just keep it up the fort. You do a great show. Riley sucks. Call me back. That's how you get your voicemail played right there. He prays on the podcaster.

Works every time. You know it. We got some feedback on Kevin being on the show last week. Hey, Carl, I am a little, little freaked out here. I heard, uh, I heard Kevin's laugh that he did on the recent episode. You know, kind of I don't think so. I don't know.

Just a coincidence, I'm sure my friend, there's no way that Dorkels and Kevin have any relation. What, so ever, this person thinks that we're bringing back shock jacquery here on w a t p man w a t p really is like the renewal of shock jox from the the nineties and uh... early austin you know bring it into the new era like uh... and it hope you and the new or how it's turned by my only complaint is that hope you and an Anthony when they wanted to objectify women, they brought in like hot porn stars and Carl, you're bringing in Vic in a cow

outfit for a milkhouse. Casey in a chicken elf. Can we do a little bit better than that? What's your mom's gen from the Jingle department looking like? I was gonna see it like her and a wet t-shirt instead of Vic. Whoa, whoa, whoa. The Jingle department looks great these days, but sir, that's out of line. You know, Vic, for every compliment, you gotta get one of those coming through.

I apologize for that. No, it's okay, I love it. That's what I've seen off of. I know you do. So last week we did the show and it was these guys pretending they were in medieval times and rolling dice and I made a point that there's no way to know what music sounded like from medieval times. I didn't research that. I just I didn't just set up a joke but anyway I got caught on a lot. Wow what a mystery

how do we know what medieval music sounded like when the earliest preserved music is from the first century Greece and even before that in Samaria we have music preserved. How are you this fucking stupid was it to set up a bad bastard on joke? Yes, terrible joke of that's the case. Fuck you Carl. It was so I could play the Bass and on song again. That was the only point of that I Guess I was I know it's funny when they're like I can't believe the curl is not giving us factual information believe it

and believe it. My God. I'm on episode 149, catching up. I called a while ago. I'm going through the fucking archives. You literally living to your shit. Day in, day out. BOOMER GUYS doesn't fucking like Kaya. You can't even eat.

You fucking joking. Fucking BOOMER GUYS. It's just so fucking annoying. This fucking asshole is just like clearly a fucking character with no fucking life who just wants to like be the same as through you which doesn't make any sense because you're not fucking famous I don't think you are at least maybe you are maybe you are now I don't know I'm so passionate yeah we'll find out it's kind of crazy because I'm not going

from the back to the front. And I'm like, is this fucking boomer die ever going to be on the fucking podcast? Or is it like a pose? And fucking hope not. But also, fucking hope so. We'll find out on next episode on who are these podcasts. Also, what the sleep well? I'll be putting it. What are you still doing that? Dude, dude, change that. Fuck. It's my sign off, sir. I

apologize. I'll be doing that for hundreds of more episodes that you still need to catch up on. Do you have people do that air exam where they go back and listen to old episodes and then give you shit about them. Yeah, I, um, they, I, and the thing is, I tell them to just skip all that shit and just listen to the current one because I want to talk to you about what's going on now. I was like, no, fucking don't do that. You fucking binge watch TV shows, that's stupid podcasts.

Apparently, people like to binge podcasts as well. Uh, I mean, if it was like, like, serial, you could binge that, but that's stupid podcasts. Apparently people like to binge podcasts as well. I mean, if it was like like cereal, you could binge that, but that's a storyline. These are episodic shows individually. You can't, you know, stupid. Well, I'm not discouraging people from going back and listening to everything I've ever had to say on the show. Yeah, of course. Uh, it's just weird when then they call me and they go, Carl, I haven't heard a show you've done in the last two years, but I just wanted to tell you that I don't like this, and I do like that. It's like, well, you're talking to the future.

It's not going to help you. I know exactly. Just give me some context. I mentioned that I was on Tab's show this past week. Tab called it into the show. Carl, this is the dumbest fucking thing you've ever said. How do we know how the music sounded in medieval times? Modern musical notation started.

They've been fucking writing down musical notation since BC. The modern form has existed at least since the year 1000. And medieval times in England is about the 1500s. That's how we know how the fucking music sounded. All of these instruments still exist. The fight was the earliest form of easiest way to make something to make sound other than banging on rocks. You're a fucking musician for Christ's sake. Did you not take a music hip-3 class? Fuck, fuck. Anyway, catch Carl on this week's episode of Here's so I don't get here's so I don't get calm. Talk to you later. Call me back.

Thanks, Tab. Thanks for keeping me honest. That was excellent. I know. I'm actually motivated to do something funny after hearing that. That was well done. Carl, I give you props for not knowing the music history because any musician who knows music history is a fucking loser and I hope they die. who knows music history is a fucking loser and I hope they die. Wow. Oh shit. What I like about Vicka says she's not a judgmental person. I like that. Oh.

So fucking sweet. Guys, I'm excited to say that my favorite voice maler is back. Hey, everybody, does that look good? I'm gonna have a soil wetlands question for Casey. If she actually said she'll have to fucking work today. She didn't. I don't know. Not better about losing that job. and before the summer weeks during the growing season. What are those for indicators? Good luck with Alex, son. Ha ha ha. Bad red sky. Always brings the noise.

Vic, can you answer that when I be half a KC? No, anytime I hear soil, I just zone out because it's so fucking boring. And I don't know how she's killed herself out of bored yet. Fair enough. All right, let's keep these rolling because we are running along today. Oh, what are the affiliates?

We are running along today. Ah. Hey, Carl, I just want to congratulate you on five grand a month. That's great. Anyway, I was just going to say, it might be good to have a Patreon goal for if you make X amount of money

that you stop doing man scapes reads because I'm tired of here because I love the show, but I don't want to fucking hear about you smelling your dick. It's fucking weird. Anyway, hold me back. A lot of people like it. Alright, I don't know what to tell you. By the way, I shaved my asshole too. Right. Alright, there you go. Yeah, who doesn't? You want a fucking heir there? By the way, I shave my asshole too. Right. All right. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. Who doesn't? Who do you want?

Fucking air there. Everybody picture that for a minute. Well, do your shits come out cleaner? Like after you wipe, like, does it come out cleaner? White well, then the shit doesn't go on the hair. Yeah, there's zero dingle berries when you shave your asshole. That's the beauty of it. Right.

It's the best of it. Right Fuck You have a few more boys now. This is a fun one This voicemail that I'm leaving like poetry this voicemail that I'm leaving like poetry This voicemail that I'm leaving like poetry this voice millenium leaves like poetry, poetry, poetry, but really Carl, go fuck yourself, I didn't want to hear that shit stuck my fucking head. Barely animal crawlsies, new sag is a banger. I liked it. Oh, this question, Vic, listen closely, you might be able to answer this question. Hey Carl it's your buddy West Coast Scott, AK, PiD Scott. I just had a question for you that I think you're the one I can answer for the world. It's squirted real or is it just growth I like to piss when they come? Nick, comment?

No, it's actually pee the only time I've squirted. It's like when I had like a full bladder, and like I thought I could have sex without like pissing, and then like, I don't know, I just came and I squirted everywhere, I was like, okay, squirting's piss. All right, that answers it once and for all. We can stop debating that from here on out. Oh, he's shit.

I was going to ask my buddy, Dr. Steve, who's, uh, I've been a communication with about that. Maybe I still will, but I think, I think Vic is correct on that one. At the night, you probably said, this is why it vicks the best. Am I right? Yeah, absolutely. It has to do. To give a personal anecdote. She had an anecdote about it. It's great. Yep, yep. She always delivers. Just pissed on a guy. It's fine. Ask her a question. You're going

to get an answer. Does the guy get annoyed with that? When you piss on them? No, he thought it was hot. I was like, why do I do what the fuck is wrong with you? And then he was an alcoholic like a month later. So, Jesus Christ. We should just do a show talking to Vicarbada person alive. Certainly real nice, and I'm missing out on a whole gold mine here. Yeah, a whole other show.

A whole other show. All right, last, last voicemail here. More Kevin. More Kevin. Tell me that. I agree, sir. We're gonna try to get Kevin in a regular rotation. That was the first time I heard him because I'm relatively new to your show, but I loved him and his doing that voice of the fucking Oh, that shit. Oh my god. It killed me every time. I will tell you that I sent him five different options and these were all submitted to me by listeners Shows to review I sent him five options like Evan What did which of these five would you want to do? He listened to two seconds of that show and said this is the show that we should do and he was right

He was correct because. Really good, really good. Yeah. He thought they were doing access, so that was so funny. He messaged me and he goes, are these guys all pretending to be British? Like no, no, no, they're actually British.

He could, he could, he could, he could fathom the fact that maybe there'd be a show on the internet that wasn't created in America, but that was the case at this point. Yeah. Yeah. Vic, thank you so much for coming on and reading some reviews and answering our questions while drunk. We do appreciate that.

Of course, apparently it's my job. So very excited. Very exciting. And also, Eric Zane, I really enjoyed chatting with you, you my friend and you've spent a lot of time with us today So thank you so much for your time. Oh, that was my pleasure. Thank you for having me Carl Thank you. No doubt check out the Eric Zane show wherever you get podcasts. This is it It's over. Okay. Goodbye Goodbye, hey, bye goodbye. Who are these podcasts? The Holocaust wasn't real

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